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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,628 --> 00:00:05,366 I wish they were available in a 2 00:00:05,391 --> 00:00:07,521 - darker shade of black, though. - Ugh. 3 00:00:07,565 --> 00:00:09,799 - How 'bout these? - Let's see these. 4 00:00:09,867 --> 00:00:11,601 (scoffs) This is how you see me? 5 00:00:11,669 --> 00:00:14,004 A guy who wears boxy glasses like an idiot? 6 00:00:14,071 --> 00:00:15,505 A boxy-glassed idiot? 7 00:00:15,573 --> 00:00:17,140 - Hmm... - SARA: Stand down. 8 00:00:17,208 --> 00:00:18,528 He left them in Edie's bed again. 9 00:00:18,576 --> 00:00:21,011 Give me, give me, give me, give me, give me. 10 00:00:21,078 --> 00:00:23,146 You're welcome. 11 00:00:23,214 --> 00:00:26,149 Yeah. Oh, yeah. See? Sophisticated yet playful. 12 00:00:26,217 --> 00:00:28,084 - (phone chimes) - Welcome home, boys. 13 00:00:28,152 --> 00:00:29,786 (Sara giggles) 14 00:00:29,854 --> 00:00:32,088 - What? Let me see. - No. 15 00:00:32,156 --> 00:00:34,324 W... You going out with Ryan again? Whoo... 16 00:00:34,392 --> 00:00:36,126 It's not Ryan. It's Brian. 17 00:00:36,193 --> 00:00:38,161 Wait, there might be a Ryan also. 18 00:00:38,229 --> 00:00:39,663 Anyway, this is Scott. 19 00:00:39,730 --> 00:00:42,198 He's very promising. His sister is my accountant. 20 00:00:42,266 --> 00:00:44,200 Sounds like a write-off to me. (chuckles) 21 00:00:44,268 --> 00:00:46,036 I literally came up with that right now. 22 00:00:46,103 --> 00:00:47,270 - Literally right now? - Uh-huh. 23 00:00:47,338 --> 00:00:48,371 Wow. 24 00:00:48,439 --> 00:00:50,006 Your accountant's a woman? 25 00:00:50,074 --> 00:00:52,342 Um, yes. With a hot brother. 26 00:00:52,410 --> 00:00:55,812 Oh. Oh. Well, you know what they say. 27 00:00:55,880 --> 00:00:57,180 - Small boat... - Stop... 28 00:00:57,248 --> 00:00:58,281 - (phone rings) - No one says that! 29 00:00:58,349 --> 00:01:00,216 - Small dinghy. - Oh. Hello? 30 00:01:00,284 --> 00:01:02,552 (chuckles) See, the beauty of the small dinghy joke, 31 00:01:02,620 --> 00:01:04,120 you didn't see it coming. 32 00:01:04,188 --> 00:01:05,088 Came out of nowhere. Right. 33 00:01:05,156 --> 00:01:06,122 - Yeah. - That was Edie's school. 34 00:01:06,190 --> 00:01:07,524 They want me to come down there. 35 00:01:07,591 --> 00:01:10,026 - I'm an emergency contact. - You are? Am I? 36 00:01:10,094 --> 00:01:11,473 Am I an emergency contact? 37 00:01:11,498 --> 00:01:13,220 I mean, I'm the most important man 38 00:01:13,264 --> 00:01:14,698 in her life. Besides her father. 39 00:01:14,765 --> 00:01:16,533 I mean, he plays a certain role, too. 40 00:01:16,600 --> 00:01:18,034 I should go with you. 41 00:01:18,102 --> 00:01:20,704 - Yes. Fine. Whatever. - All right. 42 00:01:20,771 --> 00:01:22,372 Oh, you know what? They called me, too. 43 00:01:22,440 --> 00:01:23,920 They... they tried me three times, so... 44 00:01:23,975 --> 00:01:25,241 Ten times, actually, so... 45 00:01:25,309 --> 00:01:27,243 That's great! You win! It's so weird. 46 00:01:27,311 --> 00:01:30,180 I wonder why they couldn't reach Vanessa and Gerald. 47 00:01:30,247 --> 00:01:32,983 Look at us. Right? Phones off so we can focus on the app 48 00:01:33,050 --> 00:01:34,985 we created to help co-parent our kid. 49 00:01:35,052 --> 00:01:37,354 - Best parents ever. (grunts) - Oh, yeah. 50 00:01:37,421 --> 00:01:39,255 (trilling, grunting) 51 00:01:39,323 --> 00:01:42,225 - (chuckles) - Strobe light. 52 00:01:42,293 --> 00:01:43,259 (both mimic beeping and funky music) 53 00:01:43,327 --> 00:01:46,162 We spent too much time rehearsing that. 54 00:01:46,230 --> 00:01:48,682 Now we're hunkering down. We're ready to rock. 55 00:01:48,707 --> 00:01:49,523 Yes. 56 00:01:49,567 --> 00:01:51,034 Uh, so here's how the app works. 57 00:01:51,102 --> 00:01:52,102 The app helps par... 58 00:01:52,169 --> 00:01:53,169 Ravi? 59 00:01:53,170 --> 00:01:54,704 Sorry, still on that handshake. 60 00:01:54,772 --> 00:01:55,939 I was thinking I could improve upon it, 61 00:01:56,007 --> 00:01:57,173 but I like what you guys are doing. 62 00:01:57,241 --> 00:01:58,842 I'm all ears. 63 00:01:58,909 --> 00:02:00,710 The app helps parents who don't live together 64 00:02:00,778 --> 00:02:03,113 coordinate their kids' lives. Like schedules... 65 00:02:03,180 --> 00:02:04,620 - Appointments. - School assignments. 66 00:02:04,682 --> 00:02:07,417 I came up with the idea, and I also came up with the idea 67 00:02:07,485 --> 00:02:09,185 for Gerald to do all the work making it. 68 00:02:09,253 --> 00:02:10,520 We are a very good team. 69 00:02:10,588 --> 00:02:12,055 Color me impressed. 70 00:02:12,123 --> 00:02:13,623 I have an eye for this kind of thing. 71 00:02:13,691 --> 00:02:15,225 You guys have the next Google on your hands. 72 00:02:15,292 --> 00:02:16,426 Oh! I knew it. 73 00:02:16,494 --> 00:02:18,228 Google? (chuckles) Yeah, 74 00:02:18,295 --> 00:02:19,929 it's just a prototype that lives on my computer. 75 00:02:19,997 --> 00:02:21,631 Time-out. Prototype? Computer? 76 00:02:21,699 --> 00:02:22,899 Um, that's how Google started. 77 00:02:22,967 --> 00:02:24,634 - Keep going. - Uh... 78 00:02:24,702 --> 00:02:26,302 we would need some investor money for stuff like 79 00:02:26,370 --> 00:02:27,604 software and server space. 80 00:02:27,671 --> 00:02:30,106 - Stickers, hoodies, water bottles. - Yeah. 81 00:02:30,174 --> 00:02:31,307 Well, you are in luck. 82 00:02:31,375 --> 00:02:32,709 You ever heard of a guy named 83 00:02:32,777 --> 00:02:34,411 - Kirk Kelly? - Yeah, yeah. 84 00:02:34,478 --> 00:02:35,912 He helped launch ChurchHookups.com 85 00:02:35,980 --> 00:02:37,914 and... and PornGarbage. You know him? 86 00:02:37,982 --> 00:02:39,416 Do I know him? (chuckles) 87 00:02:39,483 --> 00:02:41,284 Yeah, we were in the same pledge class together: 88 00:02:41,352 --> 00:02:43,319 Chi Psi, AKA the frat that loved Adam Sandler movies 89 00:02:43,387 --> 00:02:45,622 and partying. Yeah, Kirk and I are bros. 90 00:02:45,689 --> 00:02:46,870 We text on the regs. 91 00:02:46,895 --> 00:02:49,316 Do you think you could text him for us? 92 00:02:49,360 --> 00:02:50,660 Unfortunately, I'm out of texts this month. 93 00:02:50,728 --> 00:02:53,663 But... you guys are worth the seven cents. 94 00:02:53,731 --> 00:02:55,131 I'm on it. 95 00:02:55,199 --> 00:02:56,466 - (chuckles) - Awesome. 96 00:02:56,534 --> 00:02:58,268 - Yo, man. - (chuckles) 97 00:02:58,335 --> 00:02:59,269 Oh, no, no, and then it's a left. 98 00:02:59,336 --> 00:03:00,770 (both trilling) 99 00:03:00,838 --> 00:03:02,439 - (sputtering) - Your rhythm's way off. 100 00:03:02,506 --> 00:03:03,506 You're better than this. 101 00:03:03,507 --> 00:03:04,507 Sorry. 102 00:03:04,508 --> 00:03:05,288 Thank you, Ravi! 103 00:03:05,599 --> 00:03:08,135 Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - www.addic7ed.com - 104 00:03:08,302 --> 00:03:09,536 (slurps) 105 00:03:09,604 --> 00:03:12,072 Mmm! 106 00:03:12,139 --> 00:03:13,607 Now, that is good mat�. 107 00:03:13,674 --> 00:03:15,876 Thank you for coming down today, Sara. 108 00:03:15,943 --> 00:03:16,977 And who are you? 109 00:03:17,044 --> 00:03:18,411 Oh, I'm Edie's other emergency contact. 110 00:03:18,479 --> 00:03:20,213 No, he's not. 111 00:03:20,281 --> 00:03:21,748 Different truths. 112 00:03:21,816 --> 00:03:23,650 Anyway, I'm sure you're wondering 113 00:03:23,718 --> 00:03:25,483 - why you're here. Edie is fine. - SARA: Good. 114 00:03:25,508 --> 00:03:26,410 JIMMY: Good, good. 115 00:03:26,454 --> 00:03:28,154 She was just bitten by another child. 116 00:03:28,222 --> 00:03:29,556 - What?! - What? Edie. 117 00:03:29,624 --> 00:03:31,024 - Honey! - She's permanently disfigured. 118 00:03:31,025 --> 00:03:33,159 She's a monster now. 119 00:03:33,227 --> 00:03:35,328 Oh, no, it goes away when you rub it. 120 00:03:35,396 --> 00:03:36,196 SARA: What? 121 00:03:36,264 --> 00:03:38,231 What little sicko did this? 122 00:03:38,299 --> 00:03:39,666 Bring him in here. 123 00:03:39,734 --> 00:03:40,567 Or her. 124 00:03:40,635 --> 00:03:41,968 Oh, so it's a her. 125 00:03:42,036 --> 00:03:43,036 No, I'm just pointing out 126 00:03:43,070 --> 00:03:45,171 the sexism in your phraseology. 127 00:03:45,239 --> 00:03:46,039 Yeah, Sara, get with the times. 128 00:03:46,107 --> 00:03:48,074 Even some accountants are women. 129 00:03:48,142 --> 00:03:49,075 Just tell us who did this, so we can speak 130 00:03:49,143 --> 00:03:51,111 to the parents and work it out. 131 00:03:51,178 --> 00:03:53,813 Well, obviously I can't share the biter's identity. 132 00:03:53,881 --> 00:03:56,473 - I'm sorry? - It's a policy here at Cricket Canyon. 133 00:03:56,517 --> 00:03:58,852 These incidents, they're teachable moments 134 00:03:58,920 --> 00:04:01,488 that we prefer to handle internally. 135 00:04:01,555 --> 00:04:03,790 That way the biter doesn't feel less than. 136 00:04:03,858 --> 00:04:05,058 "Less than"? Someone bit Edie. 137 00:04:05,092 --> 00:04:07,661 There is less Edie. 138 00:04:07,728 --> 00:04:09,329 Well, didn't break skin, so... 139 00:04:09,397 --> 00:04:11,131 This is unbelievable. In my day... 140 00:04:11,198 --> 00:04:12,933 wow, I can't believe you just made me say 141 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:14,601 "in my day"... school policy 142 00:04:14,669 --> 00:04:16,469 did not prevent parents from 143 00:04:16,537 --> 00:04:17,857 - protecting their children... - Okay, 144 00:04:17,872 --> 00:04:19,606 so you're starting to raise your voice 145 00:04:19,674 --> 00:04:21,041 because you're getting angry... 146 00:04:21,108 --> 00:04:22,388 No, that's how she always talks. 147 00:04:22,410 --> 00:04:25,111 Right now, you're at an orange-red. 148 00:04:25,179 --> 00:04:29,115 What do you think we can do to get you down to green? 149 00:04:29,183 --> 00:04:32,285 - Oh... - I'm not sure the chart's helping. 150 00:04:32,353 --> 00:04:33,620 Yee-haw! 151 00:04:33,688 --> 00:04:34,888 - Dad cow... - GERALD: I mean, some even 152 00:04:34,956 --> 00:04:37,190 say binary code is the language of love. 153 00:04:37,258 --> 00:04:38,291 Who says that? 154 00:04:38,359 --> 00:04:39,492 Programmers. 155 00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:40,994 RAVI: Gerald! 156 00:04:41,062 --> 00:04:42,562 There you are. First off, sweet pad. 157 00:04:42,630 --> 00:04:44,998 I rock that exact same futon. More importantly, 158 00:04:45,066 --> 00:04:46,698 didn't you get my 50 texts? That's, 159 00:04:46,723 --> 00:04:47,992 - like, four bucks, man. - Oh. 160 00:04:48,035 --> 00:04:49,202 Yeah, yeah. We're staying offline 161 00:04:49,270 --> 00:04:50,971 until we make some real progress. 162 00:04:51,038 --> 00:04:52,973 Guys, I've got great news. 163 00:04:53,040 --> 00:04:54,741 I got you that meeting with Kirk Kelly! 164 00:04:54,809 --> 00:04:57,010 This Friday, 2:00. 165 00:04:57,078 --> 00:04:58,345 - Oh. - Uh... 166 00:04:58,412 --> 00:05:00,213 Yeah... uh, Friday, that's only three days 167 00:05:00,281 --> 00:05:01,514 to get the app fully functional, though. 168 00:05:01,582 --> 00:05:02,716 And prepare a pitch. 169 00:05:02,783 --> 00:05:06,486 Oy vey, as the Jews say. 170 00:05:06,554 --> 00:05:08,688 I gotta say, this isn't the reception I expected. 171 00:05:08,756 --> 00:05:11,157 I thought I'd be getting sprayed with champagne right now. 172 00:05:11,225 --> 00:05:13,226 - I brought these goggles. - No, it's awesome. 173 00:05:13,294 --> 00:05:14,370 Ravi, this is amazing. Thank you. Okay? 174 00:05:14,795 --> 00:05:16,235 We'll be ready by Friday. Thank you. 175 00:05:16,263 --> 00:05:17,307 - Yes. - You know? And since 176 00:05:17,332 --> 00:05:18,255 I know Kirk, you can 177 00:05:18,299 --> 00:05:21,234 practice your presentation on me this Thursday. 178 00:05:21,302 --> 00:05:23,169 Now, with that said, I'm gonna get out of your hair, 179 00:05:23,237 --> 00:05:25,205 because you kids have a lot of work to do. 180 00:05:25,272 --> 00:05:26,439 - Thank you, Ravi! - JIMMY: Hey, Ravi. 181 00:05:26,507 --> 00:05:29,133 - Hey. - What's my chef doing here? 182 00:05:29,176 --> 00:05:31,211 - Why do you have my baby? - She got bitten at school! 183 00:05:31,278 --> 00:05:33,079 - What? - (gasps) You okay, Mama? 184 00:05:33,147 --> 00:05:34,966 They called us both down, so, you know... 185 00:05:34,991 --> 00:05:35,639 And get this, 186 00:05:35,683 --> 00:05:38,118 they have some touchy-feely policy not to tell us 187 00:05:38,185 --> 00:05:41,087 which kid did it, so we are powerless to protect Edie. 188 00:05:41,155 --> 00:05:44,148 - Uh... - Actually, we agree with the policy. 189 00:05:44,191 --> 00:05:46,926 Yeah. It's progressive. So, you know, 190 00:05:46,994 --> 00:05:49,229 they do things differently than when we were back at school. 191 00:05:49,296 --> 00:05:51,464 Freaking millennials. 192 00:05:51,532 --> 00:05:53,099 You should've seen her face down at the school. 193 00:05:53,167 --> 00:05:55,268 Total orange-red. Ow. 194 00:05:55,336 --> 00:05:56,703 The important thing is is that Edie's okay. 195 00:05:56,771 --> 00:05:58,471 And let's just trust the school to handle this 196 00:05:58,539 --> 00:06:00,373 the Cricket Canyon way and-and make sure 197 00:06:00,441 --> 00:06:02,242 that Edie doesn't get bitten again. 198 00:06:02,309 --> 00:06:03,810 She got bitten again! 199 00:06:03,878 --> 00:06:06,379 Cricket freaking Canyon! 200 00:06:06,447 --> 00:06:08,114 Now can we handle this my way? 201 00:06:08,182 --> 00:06:11,317 Hey, hey! Enjoy a tasty app while you work on your app. 202 00:06:11,385 --> 00:06:13,753 It's not really an app, it's an entree, but I used "app" 203 00:06:13,821 --> 00:06:16,122 for the jo... I'm still not on the contact list?! 204 00:06:16,190 --> 00:06:17,424 What's it gonna take? 205 00:06:20,628 --> 00:06:22,262 Well, I'm mad about Edie, too. 206 00:06:22,329 --> 00:06:24,100 I'm mad about two things. 207 00:06:26,301 --> 00:06:29,815 Edie, we really need to know who's been biting you 208 00:06:29,843 --> 00:06:32,311 so we can talk to their parents and make it stop. 209 00:06:32,379 --> 00:06:34,480 Right. So we're gonna ask you one more time 210 00:06:34,547 --> 00:06:36,382 who it is, okay? And don't say... 211 00:06:36,449 --> 00:06:37,483 Santa. 212 00:06:37,550 --> 00:06:39,385 - Santa! - My baby ain't no rat. 213 00:06:39,452 --> 00:06:40,986 Maybe we need to change schools. 214 00:06:41,054 --> 00:06:43,455 This is the worst week for this to happen. 215 00:06:43,523 --> 00:06:44,757 I guess we got to cancel the pitch, right? 216 00:06:44,824 --> 00:06:46,258 You are not canceling the pitch. 217 00:06:46,326 --> 00:06:47,626 You are not changing schools. 218 00:06:47,694 --> 00:06:49,328 You let me handle this. I'll find the biter. 219 00:06:49,396 --> 00:06:51,597 Yeah, and I'm gonna help her. No matter what we have to do. 220 00:06:51,665 --> 00:06:53,666 (humming cheerfully) 221 00:06:53,733 --> 00:06:55,267 Any ideas on what we should do? 222 00:06:55,335 --> 00:06:56,502 (Edie humming) 223 00:06:56,569 --> 00:06:58,470 EDIE: Santa. 224 00:06:58,538 --> 00:07:00,472 It is so great that you volunteered 225 00:07:00,540 --> 00:07:02,341 to be Helper Crickets today. 226 00:07:02,409 --> 00:07:03,509 Of course. 227 00:07:03,576 --> 00:07:04,576 We love the school, 228 00:07:04,577 --> 00:07:05,511 and we just want to do our part. 229 00:07:05,578 --> 00:07:06,578 Right, Jimmy? 230 00:07:06,579 --> 00:07:07,913 Yeah. Chirp, chirp. 231 00:07:07,981 --> 00:07:09,741 That's what crickets say. (chirring) Cricket! 232 00:07:09,749 --> 00:07:13,752 A cricket can make whatever sound you want it to make. 233 00:07:13,820 --> 00:07:15,321 - Okay. - Okay. No, it can't. 234 00:07:15,388 --> 00:07:17,823 - It makes a very specific sound. - Yeah. (chirring) 235 00:07:17,891 --> 00:07:19,692 Hey, kid. Hey. 236 00:07:19,759 --> 00:07:22,328 You like candy? Well, I like names. 237 00:07:22,395 --> 00:07:24,296 Which one of these punks bit Edie? 238 00:07:24,364 --> 00:07:25,965 (shrieks) 239 00:07:26,032 --> 00:07:28,534 That's your plan... shaking down toddlers? 240 00:07:28,601 --> 00:07:30,669 I'm being perfectly reasonable. I'm just trying to get a name 241 00:07:30,737 --> 00:07:32,471 so we can talk to the kid's parents. 242 00:07:32,539 --> 00:07:34,039 Oh, but if you're not comfortable 243 00:07:34,107 --> 00:07:36,041 with the duties of an emergency contact... 244 00:07:36,109 --> 00:07:38,344 I see what you're doing here. Don't try to bait me 245 00:07:38,411 --> 00:07:40,446 into participating in your chicanery, 246 00:07:40,513 --> 00:07:42,381 in your tomfoolery, in your... 247 00:07:42,449 --> 00:07:45,351 "On Tuesday, Hungry Hedgehog ate one cupcake, 248 00:07:45,418 --> 00:07:47,553 two carrots, and bit a classmate on the arm." 249 00:07:47,620 --> 00:07:50,122 Has anyone here bit a classmate on the arm? Anyone? 250 00:07:50,190 --> 00:07:52,291 That's not how the book goes. 251 00:07:52,359 --> 00:07:54,026 Well, when you're the Helper Cricket, 252 00:07:54,094 --> 00:07:55,461 you can read the book any way you want. 253 00:07:55,528 --> 00:07:56,862 I hate you. 254 00:07:56,930 --> 00:07:59,398 Hey, sweetie. Let's solve a mystery together. 255 00:07:59,466 --> 00:08:01,300 Do you know who bit Edie? 256 00:08:01,368 --> 00:08:04,737 My cat bit my dog and my dog yelled like this. (howls) 257 00:08:04,804 --> 00:08:07,573 All right, that's great. Get out of here. Next. 258 00:08:07,640 --> 00:08:11,410 So... this is what the biter looks like, huh? 259 00:08:11,478 --> 00:08:13,379 I can work with this. 260 00:08:13,446 --> 00:08:14,747 Mm-hmm. 261 00:08:14,814 --> 00:08:16,939 SARA: Hi, sweetie. Let's solve a mystery together. 262 00:08:16,943 --> 00:08:18,984 Do you know who bit Edie? 263 00:08:19,052 --> 00:08:20,252 Maybe a ghost? 264 00:08:20,320 --> 00:08:21,487 Is this a joke to you? 265 00:08:22,956 --> 00:08:23,989 Smile. 266 00:08:25,458 --> 00:08:26,458 Did you bite Edie? 267 00:08:26,459 --> 00:08:27,459 Hey! 268 00:08:29,129 --> 00:08:31,196 I like swinging, don't you? 269 00:08:31,264 --> 00:08:33,632 You like biting? You ever just, uh, bite a kid? 270 00:08:35,068 --> 00:08:36,568 You're right... this didn't work. 271 00:08:36,636 --> 00:08:38,837 Guess I forgot how stupid kids are. 272 00:08:38,905 --> 00:08:42,007 Sorry you came up empty, but I've got some promising leads. 273 00:08:42,075 --> 00:08:44,009 GIRL: I heard you're looking for a biter. 274 00:08:45,612 --> 00:08:47,246 I'll sing for you. 275 00:08:47,313 --> 00:08:49,448 But it don't come cheap. 276 00:08:49,516 --> 00:08:51,617 Oh, my God, she's the same age as the rest of them, 277 00:08:51,684 --> 00:08:52,885 yet she speaks like us. 278 00:08:52,952 --> 00:08:54,353 This is really cool. 279 00:08:54,421 --> 00:08:56,288 What do you want for it, kid? 280 00:08:56,356 --> 00:08:58,357 My name is Clementine. 281 00:08:58,425 --> 00:08:59,625 And I want a sand castle. 282 00:08:59,692 --> 00:09:01,427 A good one. 283 00:09:01,494 --> 00:09:05,397 But you better be quick, because recess is almost over. 284 00:09:05,465 --> 00:09:07,800 How are you at sand castles? 285 00:09:07,867 --> 00:09:10,803 (humming a tune) 286 00:09:10,870 --> 00:09:12,571 Nice moat work. 287 00:09:12,639 --> 00:09:14,473 When did you get so good at building sand castles? 288 00:09:14,541 --> 00:09:16,108 I've always been artistic. I'm just shy about it. 289 00:09:16,176 --> 00:09:17,476 Oh, that's right, 290 00:09:17,544 --> 00:09:21,113 I forgot what a sensitive creature you are. 291 00:09:21,181 --> 00:09:23,148 You have a bandage in your hair. 292 00:09:23,216 --> 00:09:24,950 Ew! Yuck. Get it out, get it out. 293 00:09:25,018 --> 00:09:26,585 Ooh, sorry. 294 00:09:26,653 --> 00:09:29,154 Don't worry, I got you. 295 00:09:30,290 --> 00:09:31,557 Thank you. 296 00:09:31,624 --> 00:09:32,491 CLEMENTINE: This'll do. 297 00:09:32,559 --> 00:09:34,426 This'll do just fine. 298 00:09:36,529 --> 00:09:37,563 Dragon attack! 299 00:09:37,630 --> 00:09:39,565 - Oh! - Oh! 300 00:09:39,632 --> 00:09:42,067 - JIMMY: My moat, my moat! - (school bell rings) 301 00:09:42,135 --> 00:09:44,336 Hey, wait a minute... we need a name. 302 00:09:44,404 --> 00:09:45,604 Who's the biter? 303 00:09:45,672 --> 00:09:47,172 Alex is! 304 00:09:47,240 --> 00:09:49,575 Alex. Our work here is done. 305 00:09:49,642 --> 00:09:52,678 Wrong, rookie. It's just begun. 306 00:09:52,745 --> 00:09:54,513 I like this side of you. 307 00:09:54,581 --> 00:09:57,282 You're like a badass chick on Criminal Mind or something. 308 00:09:57,350 --> 00:09:59,618 All right entrepre-nerds, 309 00:09:59,686 --> 00:10:01,253 let's hear your pitch. 310 00:10:01,321 --> 00:10:03,288 Pretend I'm Kirk. Okay? 311 00:10:03,356 --> 00:10:05,591 Okay. 312 00:10:05,658 --> 00:10:06,592 Hi Kirk, nice to meet you... 313 00:10:06,659 --> 00:10:07,826 Stop right there. Nice? 314 00:10:07,894 --> 00:10:09,027 You know what's nice? 315 00:10:09,095 --> 00:10:10,629 Homemade jam. 316 00:10:10,697 --> 00:10:12,164 Guys, this is Kirk freaking Kelly. 317 00:10:12,232 --> 00:10:13,265 He is the jam. 318 00:10:13,333 --> 00:10:14,666 Not to mention my boy. 319 00:10:14,734 --> 00:10:15,734 Let's start over. 320 00:10:15,768 --> 00:10:16,869 Okay. 321 00:10:18,104 --> 00:10:20,205 Right. 322 00:10:20,273 --> 00:10:21,974 Hi, Kirk, it's an honor to meet you... 323 00:10:22,041 --> 00:10:23,642 Stop. Don't suck up. 324 00:10:23,710 --> 00:10:25,010 Guys, come on! 325 00:10:25,078 --> 00:10:26,612 This ain't no disco. 326 00:10:26,679 --> 00:10:27,880 This ain't no country club either. 327 00:10:27,947 --> 00:10:29,181 This is Kirk Kelly. 328 00:10:29,249 --> 00:10:30,883 - Does he know that... - I don't think so. 329 00:10:30,950 --> 00:10:32,718 You got to be on point. You got to be on your toes. 330 00:10:32,785 --> 00:10:34,686 You got to think fa... Aah! Ooh. 331 00:10:34,754 --> 00:10:36,455 That was impressively fast. 332 00:10:36,523 --> 00:10:38,624 Why are you being so intense about this? 333 00:10:38,691 --> 00:10:39,837 I mean, if Kirk's your boy, it shouldn't matter. 334 00:10:39,862 --> 00:10:40,516 Uh, there's no "if" there. 335 00:10:40,560 --> 00:10:42,694 If I have a son, I'm gonna name him Kirk. 336 00:10:42,762 --> 00:10:44,630 And I'll never love him as much as I love Kirk Kelly. 337 00:10:44,697 --> 00:10:46,398 Wh... You're guaranteeing right now 338 00:10:46,466 --> 00:10:48,867 that if you have a kid, you will love him less than Kirk Kelly. 339 00:10:48,935 --> 00:10:50,702 - That's what I said. - What? 340 00:10:50,770 --> 00:10:51,870 All right, now, let's try this again 341 00:10:51,938 --> 00:10:53,305 from the top. And by the way, 342 00:10:53,373 --> 00:10:55,541 it's "Kirk," not "Kirk." 343 00:10:55,608 --> 00:10:57,309 Uh, okay... Kirk. 344 00:10:57,377 --> 00:10:58,644 Better. Now think fast... 345 00:10:59,646 --> 00:11:00,812 (Ravi grunts, thuds) 346 00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:02,314 Thank you so much 347 00:11:02,382 --> 00:11:04,016 for having Alex over. 348 00:11:04,083 --> 00:11:06,585 It's rare the grandparents host a playdate. 349 00:11:06,653 --> 00:11:07,719 It's not that rare. 350 00:11:07,787 --> 00:11:09,021 Yeah, it happens all the time. 351 00:11:09,088 --> 00:11:11,323 I just have to ask, though, 352 00:11:11,391 --> 00:11:14,393 is Edie gonna stay in the playpen the whole time? 353 00:11:14,460 --> 00:11:17,563 Oh, about that. We may be old school, 354 00:11:17,630 --> 00:11:19,398 but we prefer Edie to play with kids 355 00:11:19,465 --> 00:11:21,166 that don't try to eat her. 356 00:11:21,234 --> 00:11:22,754 - I'm sorry? - That's right... 357 00:11:22,779 --> 00:11:24,026 Alex bit Edie twice. 358 00:11:24,070 --> 00:11:26,171 This whole playdate thing 359 00:11:26,239 --> 00:11:28,107 was a brilliant ruse. 360 00:11:28,129 --> 00:11:29,663 A playdate with grandparents? 361 00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:31,699 Come on. Think, Brenda. 362 00:11:31,766 --> 00:11:34,368 I am so sorry. Alex, 363 00:11:34,436 --> 00:11:36,437 what did we say? 364 00:11:36,504 --> 00:11:39,273 If you acted out one more time, no Disneyland. 365 00:11:39,341 --> 00:11:40,608 Maybe next year, bud. 366 00:11:40,675 --> 00:11:42,409 DAD: This'll never happen again. 367 00:11:42,477 --> 00:11:43,844 I think Alex is misbehaving 368 00:11:43,912 --> 00:11:47,281 because his grandfather passed. 369 00:11:47,349 --> 00:11:49,316 That's why he hasn't been in school all week. 370 00:11:51,586 --> 00:11:53,087 Edie was bitten yesterday. 371 00:11:53,154 --> 00:11:55,956 Let it go. We're in too deep. 372 00:11:56,024 --> 00:11:58,192 Alex, it's Mickey Mouse on the phone. 373 00:11:58,260 --> 00:11:59,827 He says he's very unhappy with you. 374 00:12:02,497 --> 00:12:03,731 - Look at his eyes. - Stay strong. 375 00:12:03,798 --> 00:12:05,199 Oh... 376 00:12:06,768 --> 00:12:08,969 I can't believe Clementine lied. 377 00:12:09,037 --> 00:12:11,372 Well, anyone who destroys a castle that beautiful 378 00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:13,307 - can't be trusted. - Yeah. 379 00:12:13,375 --> 00:12:15,276 So... back to the school tomorrow? 380 00:12:15,343 --> 00:12:17,578 Biter's got to be out there somewhere. 381 00:12:17,646 --> 00:12:19,914 I don't know. Maybe we should hang it up. 382 00:12:19,981 --> 00:12:21,115 Really? 383 00:12:21,182 --> 00:12:23,250 Yeah, we did the vigilante thing 384 00:12:23,318 --> 00:12:25,552 and just destroyed a three-year-old's vacation. 385 00:12:25,620 --> 00:12:28,389 Well, don't worry, I slipped Alex a 20 on his way out. 386 00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:29,356 SARA: Ugh. 387 00:12:29,724 --> 00:12:32,226 I'll talk to the school again. 388 00:12:32,294 --> 00:12:33,727 It'll probably be fine. 389 00:12:33,795 --> 00:12:35,296 You think? 390 00:12:35,363 --> 00:12:37,564 This was kind of fun, though. 391 00:12:37,632 --> 00:12:40,167 - Yeah, we did have fun. - (phone rings) 392 00:12:40,235 --> 00:12:42,469 Who's that? Who's that? 393 00:12:42,537 --> 00:12:45,406 Oh. Hey, hey! Scott has docked, 394 00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:48,342 so looks like tomorrow night is on. 395 00:12:48,410 --> 00:12:50,844 Oh, cool... small boat guy. 396 00:12:50,912 --> 00:12:52,313 Whoo-hoo. 397 00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:55,386 Hello, Scotland Yard. 398 00:12:56,484 --> 00:12:59,486 Uh, it's a Sherlock Holmes reference. 399 00:12:59,554 --> 00:13:01,488 No, no, no, no. It's fine. 400 00:13:01,556 --> 00:13:02,923 Well, he's hot. Leave me alone. 401 00:13:02,991 --> 00:13:05,359 Yeah, tomorrow's good. I can't wait. 402 00:13:09,438 --> 00:13:11,739 �(Trademark)� Got bricks, got grams, what you need, let me know �(Trademark)� 403 00:13:11,806 --> 00:13:13,407 �(Trademark)� Hold up, you know I keep the homie �(Trademark)� 404 00:13:13,475 --> 00:13:14,955 �(Trademark)� Right beside me, man down, dang... �(Trademark)� 405 00:13:15,276 --> 00:13:17,711 Ravi, I see you're working your usual corner. 406 00:13:17,779 --> 00:13:19,379 What's a billion dollars get me? 407 00:13:19,447 --> 00:13:21,115 (laughs) Kirk, man. 408 00:13:21,257 --> 00:13:23,592 Dude, I'm glad you made it. I was gonna tell you to Waze it 409 00:13:23,660 --> 00:13:26,161 and then I'm like, "Uh, smarten up, Ravi, this is the guy 410 00:13:26,229 --> 00:13:28,297 - who invented technol..." - (snoring) 411 00:13:28,365 --> 00:13:29,365 (laughing) 412 00:13:29,432 --> 00:13:30,632 Oh... You got me, man. 413 00:13:30,700 --> 00:13:32,034 No, I deserved it. 414 00:13:32,102 --> 00:13:33,669 I was being long-winded and boring. Come here. 415 00:13:33,737 --> 00:13:35,637 Whoa. 416 00:13:35,705 --> 00:13:37,106 Hey, Kirk, it's so exciting to meet you, man. 417 00:13:37,173 --> 00:13:39,400 What, you want an autograph or something? 418 00:13:39,425 --> 00:13:40,166 Sure. 419 00:13:40,210 --> 00:13:42,702 - Dude, calm down, I'm not Jeremy Piven. - Oh. 420 00:13:42,746 --> 00:13:43,907 - Then no. - What, I'm not as 421 00:13:43,932 --> 00:13:45,371 cool as Jeremy Piven to you? 422 00:13:45,415 --> 00:13:48,207 - What? - Relax, I'm messing. Piven's a friend. 423 00:13:48,251 --> 00:13:49,818 And you don't have to kiss my ass. Ravi's mom 424 00:13:49,886 --> 00:13:51,620 took care of that before I got here, right? 425 00:13:51,688 --> 00:13:53,322 RAVI: Man, Kirk, when I don't see you for a while, 426 00:13:53,390 --> 00:13:55,724 I kind of forget what a skank my mom is. Classic. 427 00:13:55,792 --> 00:13:56,792 Incoming. 428 00:13:56,793 --> 00:13:58,494 - Ooh. - Ravi, grab those. 429 00:13:58,561 --> 00:13:59,582 You like to be on your knees, huh? 430 00:13:59,607 --> 00:14:00,219 You know I do. Hey! 431 00:14:00,263 --> 00:14:02,064 Like my mom, right? (laughs) 432 00:14:02,132 --> 00:14:03,699 Is he always like this? 433 00:14:03,767 --> 00:14:05,000 Like what... hilarious? 434 00:14:05,068 --> 00:14:06,535 He seems like he's the worst. 435 00:14:06,603 --> 00:14:08,370 Yeah, the worst at not being the best. 436 00:14:08,438 --> 00:14:11,306 You know, you remind me of my stepbrother. 437 00:14:11,374 --> 00:14:12,908 Oh, is he awesome? 438 00:14:12,976 --> 00:14:15,411 No, no, he's in jail for stalking Oprah. 439 00:14:15,478 --> 00:14:18,414 Anyway, let's get inside so you guys can buy me dinner. 440 00:14:19,282 --> 00:14:20,282 (quietly) Yeah. 441 00:14:24,665 --> 00:14:25,998 Hey. 442 00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:28,401 ANNELISE: I need your credit card so I can send Alex 443 00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:30,436 those anonymous Disneyland tickets. 444 00:14:30,504 --> 00:14:32,071 Preschool yearbook? 445 00:14:32,139 --> 00:14:33,439 Eh, at least you're reading. 446 00:14:33,507 --> 00:14:34,807 So close to catching this guy. 447 00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:36,395 Or girl. The biter could be either sex. 448 00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:38,227 ANNELISE: You're still on this? 449 00:14:38,295 --> 00:14:41,096 Yes, of course. I'm nothing if not a champion of justice. 450 00:14:41,164 --> 00:14:42,431 You've stolen bathrobes 451 00:14:42,499 --> 00:14:44,300 from every luxury hotel chain in America. 452 00:14:44,367 --> 00:14:45,901 Yeah, here, here, here, here, here, here... 453 00:14:45,969 --> 00:14:47,303 - Good-bye. - Thank you. 454 00:14:47,370 --> 00:14:48,925 I wish Sara was here to help me. 455 00:14:48,950 --> 00:14:49,629 Whatever. 456 00:14:49,673 --> 00:14:51,640 Just text me the address for Alex's parents. 457 00:14:51,708 --> 00:14:53,309 Wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait. 458 00:14:53,376 --> 00:14:54,844 Say that again. 459 00:14:54,911 --> 00:14:56,645 - Which part? - Alex's parents. 460 00:14:56,713 --> 00:14:58,614 When I asked who the biter was, Clementine said, 461 00:14:58,682 --> 00:15:01,116 "Alex is." Alex is. Alex is. 462 00:15:01,184 --> 00:15:03,819 Alex is. Alexis. Alexis. Alexis! 463 00:15:03,887 --> 00:15:05,287 Alexis! 464 00:15:05,355 --> 00:15:07,623 Aha! 465 00:15:07,691 --> 00:15:09,258 Gotcha. 466 00:15:09,326 --> 00:15:10,960 CoParentPro isn't just gonna change 467 00:15:11,027 --> 00:15:12,661 the way single parents communicate. 468 00:15:12,729 --> 00:15:15,264 It's gonna change the entire concept of co-parenting. 469 00:15:15,332 --> 00:15:17,433 Not to mention 128-bit encryption 470 00:15:17,501 --> 00:15:19,268 and cloud syncing capability. 471 00:15:19,336 --> 00:15:21,270 Which are words I know. 472 00:15:21,338 --> 00:15:23,539 What did I tell you? My girl's like Steve Wozniak! 473 00:15:23,607 --> 00:15:25,207 You're like Steve Blobs. 474 00:15:25,275 --> 00:15:27,309 (laughing): Yeah, 'cause it's like Steve Jobs. 475 00:15:27,377 --> 00:15:29,211 It's a good one. 476 00:15:29,279 --> 00:15:30,980 It's okay to laugh when I'm funny. 477 00:15:31,047 --> 00:15:33,649 (forced laughter) 478 00:15:33,717 --> 00:15:36,352 It's classic! 479 00:15:36,419 --> 00:15:39,355 Um... but, uh, you-you know, the beauty 480 00:15:39,422 --> 00:15:41,557 of CoParentPro is that it seamlessly merges 481 00:15:41,625 --> 00:15:45,361 every aspect of childcare, so, be it schedules, appointments, 482 00:15:45,428 --> 00:15:47,162 - meals, schoolwork... - Mm-hmm. 483 00:15:47,230 --> 00:15:48,531 So that even if both parents aren't under the same roof, 484 00:15:48,598 --> 00:15:49,798 they'll be on... 485 00:15:49,866 --> 00:15:51,800 BOTH: the same page. 486 00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:53,402 It's like the next Google. 487 00:15:53,470 --> 00:15:54,637 I have a question. 488 00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:56,372 - Please. - So... 489 00:15:56,439 --> 00:15:58,207 the two of you... 490 00:15:58,275 --> 00:16:00,142 had a baby together? 491 00:16:01,378 --> 00:16:02,878 Yeah. 492 00:16:02,946 --> 00:16:04,580 So, how did this happen? 493 00:16:04,648 --> 00:16:06,248 What, did he Revenge of the Nerds you 494 00:16:06,316 --> 00:16:08,183 with a Darth Vader mask? 495 00:16:08,251 --> 00:16:10,586 Listen, Kirk, I don't know what you're insinuating here, 496 00:16:10,654 --> 00:16:12,354 because I've only seen Nerds in Paradise... 497 00:16:12,422 --> 00:16:14,490 Oh, don't get offended. I'm just asking the question 498 00:16:14,558 --> 00:16:16,692 everyone who's ever met you wants to know. 499 00:16:16,760 --> 00:16:18,327 Th... tis is ridiculous. 500 00:16:18,395 --> 00:16:19,695 You're not even listening to the pitch. 501 00:16:19,763 --> 00:16:21,230 Oh, you mean the pitch that told me 502 00:16:21,298 --> 00:16:22,431 you have next to no experience in tech, 503 00:16:22,499 --> 00:16:23,999 no proof-of-concept or sales, 504 00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:25,401 yet you're valuing your company at 100K? 505 00:16:25,468 --> 00:16:27,202 So between all those hilarious insults, 506 00:16:27,270 --> 00:16:28,771 you were listening. 507 00:16:28,838 --> 00:16:30,506 It's good multi-tasking. 508 00:16:30,574 --> 00:16:32,134 Well, now that you know I am listening, 509 00:16:32,142 --> 00:16:33,509 why don't you pitch it out again 510 00:16:33,577 --> 00:16:35,417 and see if you can address some of my concerns? 511 00:16:35,445 --> 00:16:37,346 (both laugh weakly) 512 00:16:37,414 --> 00:16:38,847 Hey! Finally. 513 00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:39,915 Where you been? 514 00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:41,684 I was in the shower. 515 00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:43,719 Are you the idiot who's been calling every 30 seconds? 516 00:16:43,787 --> 00:16:45,721 No, I'm the idiot who cracked the case. 517 00:16:45,789 --> 00:16:47,423 I got a name and an address. 518 00:16:47,490 --> 00:16:49,191 Seriously? That's amazing! 519 00:16:49,259 --> 00:16:50,046 Meet me in Hancock Park. 520 00:16:50,050 --> 00:16:51,631 We'll wait for the biter's parents to come home, 521 00:16:51,635 --> 00:16:52,896 we'll give them a good talking to. 522 00:16:53,063 --> 00:16:54,964 It'll be like an old-fashioned stakeout. 523 00:16:55,031 --> 00:16:56,966 I have the Scott thing, remember? 524 00:16:57,033 --> 00:16:59,401 Oh, right. Small boat guy. 525 00:16:59,469 --> 00:17:02,037 All right, I guess I can fly solo. 526 00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:04,139 No, we're a team. Send me the address. 527 00:17:04,207 --> 00:17:05,741 I've got an hour. 528 00:17:05,809 --> 00:17:07,409 And I'm doing my makeup in the car! 529 00:17:07,477 --> 00:17:09,111 Great. I'll bring snacks. 530 00:17:09,179 --> 00:17:10,713 Ooh, I love snacks! 531 00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:12,748 (humming quietly) 532 00:17:12,816 --> 00:17:16,318 If I didn't know any better, I'd say you're preparing for a date. 533 00:17:16,386 --> 00:17:19,922 Date? What? I'm not preparing for a date. 534 00:17:19,990 --> 00:17:21,957 I'm making some food for the car. 535 00:17:22,025 --> 00:17:24,226 You're grating a truffle, Jimmy. 536 00:17:24,294 --> 00:17:27,429 Are you implying that...? 537 00:17:27,497 --> 00:17:29,598 You need to lay off the reefer, man. 538 00:17:29,666 --> 00:17:31,533 What?! Yeah, perhaps I should. 539 00:17:32,569 --> 00:17:33,602 Date. 540 00:17:33,670 --> 00:17:35,604 Have fun with Sara. 541 00:17:41,271 --> 00:17:44,273 SARA: It's kind of a bummer I'm dating a guy with a boat 542 00:17:44,340 --> 00:17:46,108 'cause you can't wear heels on the dock. 543 00:17:46,175 --> 00:17:48,243 - I had to go with wedges. - Yeah, wedges are good. 544 00:17:49,879 --> 00:17:50,912 Is everything okay? 545 00:17:50,980 --> 00:17:52,714 You would never approve wedges. 546 00:17:52,782 --> 00:17:54,249 Yeah. No. I'm just... 547 00:17:54,317 --> 00:17:55,917 We need to stay focused now. 548 00:17:55,985 --> 00:17:59,288 I think Alexis's parents should be home in 20 minutes. 549 00:17:59,355 --> 00:18:00,822 - (laughs) - What? 550 00:18:00,890 --> 00:18:02,257 Can we really call this a stakeout 551 00:18:02,325 --> 00:18:04,226 if we know exactly when they're coming home? 552 00:18:04,294 --> 00:18:06,962 - Not really. - It's more like we're early. 553 00:18:07,030 --> 00:18:08,497 - (laughing) Right. - (laughs) 554 00:18:08,564 --> 00:18:10,299 What are we doing? 555 00:18:10,366 --> 00:18:12,246 We're in a parked car, watching someone's house, 556 00:18:12,302 --> 00:18:15,637 - eating prosciutto di melone. - (laughs) 557 00:18:15,705 --> 00:18:17,339 I think we're the crazy grandparents. 558 00:18:17,407 --> 00:18:19,107 You could make that argument. 559 00:18:19,175 --> 00:18:21,109 Here. Try the burrata. 560 00:18:22,979 --> 00:18:24,313 Oh, my God. 561 00:18:24,380 --> 00:18:25,981 - That is amazing! - Mm-hmm. 562 00:18:26,049 --> 00:18:27,582 Would it be terrible to say 563 00:18:27,650 --> 00:18:30,085 that Edie getting bitten was worth it for this food? 564 00:18:30,153 --> 00:18:31,653 Yes, that would be terrible. 565 00:18:31,721 --> 00:18:33,155 (both laughing) 566 00:18:33,222 --> 00:18:34,856 What will you make if she gets pushed off a swing? 567 00:18:34,924 --> 00:18:35,991 - Oh. - (laughs) 568 00:18:36,059 --> 00:18:37,326 Crab cakes. 569 00:18:37,393 --> 00:18:39,795 Lemon aioli, pair it with a nice Chardonnay. 570 00:18:39,862 --> 00:18:41,330 Not bad, not bad. 571 00:18:41,397 --> 00:18:42,823 I'm not hearing anything about a dessert. 572 00:18:42,824 --> 00:18:44,366 (chuckles) Mm! 573 00:18:44,434 --> 00:18:45,867 You know what I'd make? 574 00:18:45,935 --> 00:18:47,602 You like... Remember in the old days 575 00:18:47,670 --> 00:18:50,995 - you'd love... - Scott said he's ready to meet up. 576 00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:52,541 �(Trademark)� When we were young... �(Trademark)� 577 00:18:52,608 --> 00:18:55,677 I don't really want to drive out to Marina Del Rey. 578 00:18:55,745 --> 00:18:58,280 Then you have to be in Marina Del Rey. 579 00:18:58,348 --> 00:19:00,349 Maybe I should just cancel and stay here. 580 00:19:00,416 --> 00:19:02,651 �(Trademark)� When you were young... �(Trademark)� 581 00:19:02,719 --> 00:19:05,120 No, go on the date. 582 00:19:05,188 --> 00:19:07,122 Scott seems promising. 583 00:19:07,190 --> 00:19:08,357 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 584 00:19:08,424 --> 00:19:10,225 You're on board with small boat guy? 585 00:19:10,293 --> 00:19:14,496 You know what they say, small boat, big... potential. 586 00:19:14,564 --> 00:19:16,331 I hate to say it, 587 00:19:16,399 --> 00:19:18,233 but the old version of that line was funnier. 588 00:19:18,301 --> 00:19:21,069 All right. 589 00:19:21,137 --> 00:19:24,005 I'm off to Marina Del Rey. Blech. 590 00:19:24,073 --> 00:19:25,640 Have fun. 591 00:19:25,708 --> 00:19:27,809 - (Sara laughs, Jimmy laughs) - �(Trademark)� I will be still �(Trademark)� 592 00:19:27,877 --> 00:19:28,877 (car door closes) 593 00:19:28,878 --> 00:19:31,813 �(Trademark)� Give it to me. �(Trademark)� 594 00:19:33,316 --> 00:19:35,317 In conclusion, our market analysis 595 00:19:35,385 --> 00:19:37,252 and real-world experience make it clear 596 00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:39,154 that CoParentPro will be 597 00:19:39,222 --> 00:19:40,655 an unqualified success. 598 00:19:40,723 --> 00:19:43,158 I hope we've addressed all your concerns. 599 00:19:44,293 --> 00:19:45,293 I'm impressed. 600 00:19:45,294 --> 00:19:46,528 You actually have. 601 00:19:46,596 --> 00:19:48,363 Oh, except for one. 602 00:19:48,431 --> 00:19:50,098 Is looking at your baby a daily reminder 603 00:19:50,166 --> 00:19:51,966 of the most terrible mistake you've ever made? 604 00:19:52,001 --> 00:19:53,241 (laughs) Okay, we're done here. 605 00:19:53,302 --> 00:19:54,703 - Thank God. - What? 606 00:19:54,771 --> 00:19:57,038 You know, I've waited a long time 607 00:19:57,106 --> 00:19:58,707 to get paid to do something that I love, and you have the money 608 00:19:58,775 --> 00:20:00,375 to make it happen, but it doesn't matter, 609 00:20:00,410 --> 00:20:02,711 'cause I don't do business with douchebags. 610 00:20:02,779 --> 00:20:03,764 - Mm. - And for the record, 611 00:20:03,789 --> 00:20:04,537 Vanessa has made 612 00:20:04,580 --> 00:20:06,300 - way worse mistakes than me. - That's true. 613 00:20:06,349 --> 00:20:09,184 Yup. It's time for you to go, Kirk. 614 00:20:09,252 --> 00:20:10,252 What, are you serious? 615 00:20:10,319 --> 00:20:12,087 Yeah. Go away. 616 00:20:12,155 --> 00:20:13,188 Have a nice night. 617 00:20:13,256 --> 00:20:16,958 Don't tell me what to do. 618 00:20:17,026 --> 00:20:18,427 Aah! All right, look, it's obvious 619 00:20:18,494 --> 00:20:20,429 you guys can't take a joke, slash my jokes 620 00:20:20,496 --> 00:20:22,964 probably don't make me as cool as I think they do. 621 00:20:23,032 --> 00:20:26,101 But anyway, your app's a winner, and I'm in. 622 00:20:26,169 --> 00:20:27,903 Well, we are not. 623 00:20:27,970 --> 00:20:29,971 What if I give you double the seed money? 624 00:20:31,941 --> 00:20:34,767 It's too late, Kirk. Get it through your skull. 625 00:20:34,770 --> 00:20:35,555 - Yeah. - You're gonna have to take 626 00:20:35,556 --> 00:20:36,359 that seed money and shove it 627 00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:37,179 - right up... - BOTH: We're in! 628 00:20:37,247 --> 00:20:38,413 - What? What? - (screaming) 629 00:20:38,481 --> 00:20:42,417 Hug me, brother! Yes! 630 00:20:42,485 --> 00:20:44,008 It's the tech industry. We're gonna have to do business with jerks. 631 00:20:44,015 --> 00:20:46,256 At least this jerk gave us double our seed money. 632 00:20:47,623 --> 00:20:49,057 Yeah, I told you you'd like him. 633 00:20:49,125 --> 00:20:50,625 Ah, good job, lobs. 634 00:20:50,693 --> 00:20:51,760 (camera shutter clicking) 635 00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:57,168 What am I doing here? 636 00:20:57,236 --> 00:20:59,638 Well, Sara left, and I didn't want to be a grown man 637 00:20:59,705 --> 00:21:02,541 sitting out alone in front of a child's home. 638 00:21:02,608 --> 00:21:03,608 Oh! 639 00:21:04,977 --> 00:21:07,112 There's Alexis's parents. Come on. 640 00:21:08,648 --> 00:21:11,750 Hey! Your kid bit my granddaughter! 641 00:21:11,817 --> 00:21:15,253 Oh, well, that means your kid spat in my kid's face! 642 00:21:15,321 --> 00:21:16,988 The school wouldn't tell us who it was. 643 00:21:17,056 --> 00:21:19,157 Ah. Call it even, then? 644 00:21:19,225 --> 00:21:21,560 No, no, no, no... what's your granddaughter's name? 645 00:21:21,627 --> 00:21:23,595 Uh... Clementine. 646 00:21:23,663 --> 00:21:25,931 She hangs out in the sandbox. 647 00:21:25,998 --> 00:21:28,400 Snitch had it coming. 648 00:21:28,467 --> 00:21:33,467 Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - www.addic7ed.com - 649 00:21:33,517 --> 00:21:38,067 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 46726

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