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I wish they were available in a
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- darker shade of black, though.
- Ugh.
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- How 'bout these?
- Let's see these.
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(scoffs) This is how you see me?
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A guy who wears boxy
glasses like an idiot?
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A boxy-glassed idiot?
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- Hmm...
- SARA: Stand down.
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He left them in Edie's bed again.
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Give me, give me, give
me, give me, give me.
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You're welcome.
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Yeah. Oh, yeah. See?
Sophisticated yet playful.
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- (phone chimes)
- Welcome home, boys.
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(Sara giggles)
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- What? Let me see.
- No.
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W... You going out with
Ryan again? Whoo...
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It's not Ryan. It's Brian.
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Wait, there might be a Ryan also.
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Anyway, this is Scott.
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He's very promising. His
sister is my accountant.
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Sounds like a write-off to me. (chuckles)
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I literally came up with that right now.
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- Literally right now?
- Uh-huh.
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Wow.
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Your accountant's a woman?
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Um, yes. With a hot brother.
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Oh. Oh. Well, you know what they say.
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- Small boat...
- Stop...
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- (phone rings)
- No one says that!
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- Small dinghy.
- Oh. Hello?
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(chuckles) See, the beauty
of the small dinghy joke,
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you didn't see it coming.
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Came out of nowhere. Right.
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- Yeah.
- That was Edie's school.
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They want me to come down there.
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- I'm an emergency contact.
- You are? Am I?
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Am I an emergency contact?
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I mean, I'm the most important man
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in her life. Besides her father.
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I mean, he plays a certain role, too.
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I should go with you.
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- Yes. Fine. Whatever.
- All right.
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Oh, you know what? They called me, too.
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They... they tried me three times, so...
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Ten times, actually, so...
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That's great! You win! It's so weird.
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I wonder why they couldn't
reach Vanessa and Gerald.
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Look at us. Right? Phones
off so we can focus on the app
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we created to help co-parent our kid.
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- Best parents ever. (grunts)
- Oh, yeah.
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(trilling, grunting)
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- (chuckles)
- Strobe light.
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(both mimic beeping and funky music)
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We spent too much time rehearsing that.
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Now we're hunkering
down. We're ready to rock.
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Yes.
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Uh, so here's how the app works.
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The app helps par...
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Ravi?
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Sorry, still on that handshake.
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I was thinking I could improve upon it,
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but I like what you guys are doing.
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I'm all ears.
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The app helps parents
who don't live together
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coordinate their kids'
lives. Like schedules...
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- Appointments.
- School assignments.
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I came up with the idea, and
I also came up with the idea
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for Gerald to do all the work making it.
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We are a very good team.
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Color me impressed.
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I have an eye for this kind of thing.
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You guys have the next
Google on your hands.
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Oh! I knew it.
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Google? (chuckles) Yeah,
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it's just a prototype
that lives on my computer.
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Time-out. Prototype? Computer?
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Um, that's how Google started.
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- Keep going.
- Uh...
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we would need some
investor money for stuff like
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software and server space.
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- Stickers, hoodies, water bottles.
- Yeah.
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Well, you are in luck.
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You ever heard of a guy named
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- Kirk Kelly?
- Yeah, yeah.
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He helped launch ChurchHookups.com
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and... and PornGarbage. You know him?
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Do I know him? (chuckles)
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Yeah, we were in the same
pledge class together:
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Chi Psi, AKA the frat that
loved Adam Sandler movies
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and partying. Yeah, Kirk and I are bros.
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We text on the regs.
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Do you think you could text him for us?
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Unfortunately, I'm out
of texts this month.
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But... you guys are
worth the seven cents.
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I'm on it.
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- (chuckles)
- Awesome.
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- Yo, man.
- (chuckles)
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Oh, no, no, and then it's a left.
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(both trilling)
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- (sputtering)
- Your rhythm's way off.
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You're better than this.
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Sorry.
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Thank you, Ravi!
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Synced and corrected by VitoSilans
- www.addic7ed.com -
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(slurps)
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Mmm!
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Now, that is good mat�.
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Thank you for coming down today, Sara.
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And who are you?
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Oh, I'm Edie's other emergency contact.
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No, he's not.
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Different truths.
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Anyway, I'm sure you're wondering
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- why you're here. Edie is fine.
- SARA: Good.
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JIMMY: Good, good.
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She was just bitten by another child.
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- What?!
- What? Edie.
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- Honey!
- She's permanently disfigured.
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She's a monster now.
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Oh, no, it goes away when you rub it.
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SARA: What?
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What little sicko did this?
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Bring him in here.
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Or her.
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Oh, so it's a her.
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No, I'm just pointing out
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the sexism in your phraseology.
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Yeah, Sara, get with the times.
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Even some accountants are women.
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Just tell us who did
this, so we can speak
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to the parents and work it out.
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Well, obviously I can't
share the biter's identity.
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- I'm sorry?
- It's a policy here at Cricket Canyon.
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These incidents, they're
teachable moments
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that we prefer to handle internally.
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That way the biter doesn't
feel less than.
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"Less than"? Someone bit Edie.
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There is less Edie.
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Well, didn't break skin, so...
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This is unbelievable. In my day...
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wow, I can't
believe you just made me say
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"in my day"... school policy
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did not prevent parents from
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- protecting their children...
- Okay,
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so you're starting to raise your voice
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because you're getting angry...
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No, that's how she always talks.
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Right now, you're at an orange-red.
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What do you think we can
do to get you down to green?
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- Oh...
- I'm not sure the chart's helping.
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Yee-haw!
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- Dad cow...
- GERALD: I mean, some even
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say binary code is the language of love.
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Who says that?
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Programmers.
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RAVI: Gerald!
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There you are. First off, sweet pad.
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I rock that exact same
futon. More importantly,
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didn't you get my 50 texts? That's,
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- like, four bucks, man.
- Oh.
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Yeah, yeah. We're staying offline
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until we make some real progress.
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Guys, I've got great news.
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I got you that meeting with Kirk Kelly!
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This Friday, 2:00.
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- Oh.
- Uh...
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Yeah... uh, Friday,
that's only three days
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to get the app fully functional, though.
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And prepare a pitch.
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Oy vey, as the Jews say.
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I gotta say, this isn't
the reception I expected.
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I thought I'd be getting
sprayed with champagne right now.
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- I brought these goggles.
- No, it's awesome.
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Ravi, this is amazing. Thank you. Okay?
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We'll be ready by Friday. Thank you.
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- Yes.
- You know? And since
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I know Kirk, you can
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practice your presentation
on me this Thursday.
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Now, with that said, I'm
gonna get out of your hair,
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because you kids
have a lot of work to do.
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- Thank you, Ravi!
- JIMMY: Hey, Ravi.
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- Hey.
- What's my chef doing here?
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- Why do you have my baby?
- She got bitten at school!
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- What?
- (gasps) You okay, Mama?
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They called us
both down, so, you know...
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And get this,
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they have some touchy-feely
policy not to tell us
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which kid did it, so we
are powerless to protect Edie.
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- Uh...
- Actually, we agree with the policy.
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Yeah. It's progressive. So, you know,
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they do things differently
than when we were back at school.
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Freaking millennials.
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You should've seen her
face down at the school.
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Total orange-red. Ow.
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The important thing
is is that Edie's okay.
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And let's just trust the
school to handle this
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the Cricket Canyon
way and-and make sure
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that Edie doesn't get bitten again.
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She got bitten again!
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Cricket freaking Canyon!
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Now can we handle this my way?
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Hey, hey! Enjoy a tasty
app while you work on your app.
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It's not really an app,
it's an entree, but I used "app"
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for the jo... I'm
still not on the contact list?!
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What's it gonna take?
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Well, I'm mad about Edie, too.
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I'm mad about two things.
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Edie, we really need to
know who's been biting you
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so we can talk to their
parents and make it stop.
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Right. So we're gonna
ask you one more time
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who it is, okay? And don't say...
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Santa.
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- Santa!
- My baby ain't no rat.
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Maybe we need to change schools.
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This is the worst week for this to happen.
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I guess we got to cancel the pitch, right?
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You are not canceling the pitch.
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You are not changing schools.
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You let me handle this.
I'll find the biter.
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Yeah, and I'm gonna help her.
No matter what we have to do.
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(humming cheerfully)
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Any ideas on what we should do?
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(Edie humming)
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EDIE: Santa.
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It is so great that you volunteered
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to be Helper Crickets today.
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Of course.
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We love the school,
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and we just want to do our part.
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Right, Jimmy?
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Yeah. Chirp, chirp.
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That's what crickets
say. (chirring) Cricket!
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A cricket can make whatever
sound you want it to make.
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- Okay.
- Okay. No, it can't.
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- It makes a very specific sound.
- Yeah. (chirring)
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Hey, kid. Hey.
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You like candy? Well, I like names.
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Which one of these punks bit Edie?
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(shrieks)
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That's your plan... shaking down toddlers?
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I'm being perfectly reasonable.
I'm just trying to get a name
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so we can talk to the kid's parents.
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Oh, but if you're not comfortable
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with the duties of an emergency contact...
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I see what you're doing
here. Don't try to bait me
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into participating in your chicanery,
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in your tomfoolery, in your...
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"On Tuesday, Hungry
Hedgehog ate one cupcake,
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two carrots, and bit a
classmate on the arm."
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Has anyone here bit a
classmate on the arm? Anyone?
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That's not how the book goes.
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Well, when you're the Helper Cricket,
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you can read the book any way you want.
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I hate you.
254
00:07:56,930 --> 00:07:59,398
Hey, sweetie. Let's
solve a mystery together.
255
00:07:59,466 --> 00:08:01,300
Do you know who bit Edie?
256
00:08:01,368 --> 00:08:04,737
My cat bit my dog and my
dog yelled like this. (howls)
257
00:08:04,804 --> 00:08:07,573
All right, that's great.
Get out of here. Next.
258
00:08:07,640 --> 00:08:11,410
So... this is what the
biter looks like, huh?
259
00:08:11,478 --> 00:08:13,379
I can work with this.
260
00:08:13,446 --> 00:08:14,747
Mm-hmm.
261
00:08:14,814 --> 00:08:16,939
SARA: Hi, sweetie. Let's
solve a mystery together.
262
00:08:16,943 --> 00:08:18,984
Do you know who bit Edie?
263
00:08:19,052 --> 00:08:20,252
Maybe a ghost?
264
00:08:20,320 --> 00:08:21,487
Is this a joke to you?
265
00:08:22,956 --> 00:08:23,989
Smile.
266
00:08:25,458 --> 00:08:26,458
Did you bite Edie?
267
00:08:26,459 --> 00:08:27,459
Hey!
268
00:08:29,129 --> 00:08:31,196
I like swinging, don't you?
269
00:08:31,264 --> 00:08:33,632
You like biting? You
ever just, uh, bite a kid?
270
00:08:35,068 --> 00:08:36,568
You're right... this didn't work.
271
00:08:36,636 --> 00:08:38,837
Guess I forgot how stupid kids are.
272
00:08:38,905 --> 00:08:42,007
Sorry you came up empty, but
I've got some promising leads.
273
00:08:42,075 --> 00:08:44,009
GIRL: I heard you're looking for a biter.
274
00:08:45,612 --> 00:08:47,246
I'll sing for you.
275
00:08:47,313 --> 00:08:49,448
But it don't come cheap.
276
00:08:49,516 --> 00:08:51,617
Oh, my God, she's the same
age as the rest of them,
277
00:08:51,684 --> 00:08:52,885
yet she speaks like us.
278
00:08:52,952 --> 00:08:54,353
This is really cool.
279
00:08:54,421 --> 00:08:56,288
What do you want for it, kid?
280
00:08:56,356 --> 00:08:58,357
My name is Clementine.
281
00:08:58,425 --> 00:08:59,625
And I want a sand castle.
282
00:08:59,692 --> 00:09:01,427
A good one.
283
00:09:01,494 --> 00:09:05,397
But you better be quick,
because recess is almost over.
284
00:09:05,465 --> 00:09:07,800
How are you at sand castles?
285
00:09:07,867 --> 00:09:10,803
(humming a tune)
286
00:09:10,870 --> 00:09:12,571
Nice moat work.
287
00:09:12,639 --> 00:09:14,473
When did you get so good
at building sand castles?
288
00:09:14,541 --> 00:09:16,108
I've always been artistic.
I'm just shy about it.
289
00:09:16,176 --> 00:09:17,476
Oh, that's right,
290
00:09:17,544 --> 00:09:21,113
I forgot what a sensitive
creature you are.
291
00:09:21,181 --> 00:09:23,148
You have a bandage in your hair.
292
00:09:23,216 --> 00:09:24,950
Ew! Yuck. Get it out, get it out.
293
00:09:25,018 --> 00:09:26,585
Ooh, sorry.
294
00:09:26,653 --> 00:09:29,154
Don't worry, I got you.
295
00:09:30,290 --> 00:09:31,557
Thank you.
296
00:09:31,624 --> 00:09:32,491
CLEMENTINE: This'll do.
297
00:09:32,559 --> 00:09:34,426
This'll do just fine.
298
00:09:36,529 --> 00:09:37,563
Dragon attack!
299
00:09:37,630 --> 00:09:39,565
- Oh!
- Oh!
300
00:09:39,632 --> 00:09:42,067
- JIMMY: My moat, my moat!
- (school bell rings)
301
00:09:42,135 --> 00:09:44,336
Hey, wait a minute... we need a name.
302
00:09:44,404 --> 00:09:45,604
Who's the biter?
303
00:09:45,672 --> 00:09:47,172
Alex is!
304
00:09:47,240 --> 00:09:49,575
Alex. Our work here is done.
305
00:09:49,642 --> 00:09:52,678
Wrong, rookie. It's just begun.
306
00:09:52,745 --> 00:09:54,513
I like this side of you.
307
00:09:54,581 --> 00:09:57,282
You're like a badass chick
on Criminal Mind or something.
308
00:09:57,350 --> 00:09:59,618
All right entrepre-nerds,
309
00:09:59,686 --> 00:10:01,253
let's hear your pitch.
310
00:10:01,321 --> 00:10:03,288
Pretend I'm Kirk. Okay?
311
00:10:03,356 --> 00:10:05,591
Okay.
312
00:10:05,658 --> 00:10:06,592
Hi Kirk, nice to meet you...
313
00:10:06,659 --> 00:10:07,826
Stop right there. Nice?
314
00:10:07,894 --> 00:10:09,027
You know what's nice?
315
00:10:09,095 --> 00:10:10,629
Homemade jam.
316
00:10:10,697 --> 00:10:12,164
Guys, this is Kirk freaking Kelly.
317
00:10:12,232 --> 00:10:13,265
He is the jam.
318
00:10:13,333 --> 00:10:14,666
Not to mention my boy.
319
00:10:14,734 --> 00:10:15,734
Let's start over.
320
00:10:15,768 --> 00:10:16,869
Okay.
321
00:10:18,104 --> 00:10:20,205
Right.
322
00:10:20,273 --> 00:10:21,974
Hi, Kirk, it's an honor to meet you...
323
00:10:22,041 --> 00:10:23,642
Stop. Don't suck up.
324
00:10:23,710 --> 00:10:25,010
Guys, come on!
325
00:10:25,078 --> 00:10:26,612
This ain't no disco.
326
00:10:26,679 --> 00:10:27,880
This ain't no country club either.
327
00:10:27,947 --> 00:10:29,181
This is Kirk Kelly.
328
00:10:29,249 --> 00:10:30,883
- Does he know that...
- I don't think so.
329
00:10:30,950 --> 00:10:32,718
You got to be on point.
You got to be on your toes.
330
00:10:32,785 --> 00:10:34,686
You got to think fa... Aah! Ooh.
331
00:10:34,754 --> 00:10:36,455
That was impressively fast.
332
00:10:36,523 --> 00:10:38,624
Why are you being so intense about this?
333
00:10:38,691 --> 00:10:39,837
I mean, if Kirk's your
boy, it shouldn't matter.
334
00:10:39,862 --> 00:10:40,516
Uh, there's no "if" there.
335
00:10:40,560 --> 00:10:42,694
If I have a son, I'm gonna name him Kirk.
336
00:10:42,762 --> 00:10:44,630
And I'll never love him as
much as I love Kirk Kelly.
337
00:10:44,697 --> 00:10:46,398
Wh... You're guaranteeing right now
338
00:10:46,466 --> 00:10:48,867
that if you have a kid, you will
love him less than Kirk Kelly.
339
00:10:48,935 --> 00:10:50,702
- That's what I said.
- What?
340
00:10:50,770 --> 00:10:51,870
All right, now, let's try this again
341
00:10:51,938 --> 00:10:53,305
from the top. And by the way,
342
00:10:53,373 --> 00:10:55,541
it's "Kirk," not "Kirk."
343
00:10:55,608 --> 00:10:57,309
Uh, okay... Kirk.
344
00:10:57,377 --> 00:10:58,644
Better. Now think fast...
345
00:10:59,646 --> 00:11:00,812
(Ravi grunts, thuds)
346
00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:02,314
Thank you so much
347
00:11:02,382 --> 00:11:04,016
for having Alex over.
348
00:11:04,083 --> 00:11:06,585
It's rare the grandparents
host a playdate.
349
00:11:06,653 --> 00:11:07,719
It's not that rare.
350
00:11:07,787 --> 00:11:09,021
Yeah, it happens all the time.
351
00:11:09,088 --> 00:11:11,323
I just have to ask, though,
352
00:11:11,391 --> 00:11:14,393
is Edie gonna stay in the
playpen the whole time?
353
00:11:14,460 --> 00:11:17,563
Oh, about that. We may be old school,
354
00:11:17,630 --> 00:11:19,398
but we prefer Edie to play with kids
355
00:11:19,465 --> 00:11:21,166
that don't try to eat her.
356
00:11:21,234 --> 00:11:22,754
- I'm sorry?
- That's right...
357
00:11:22,779 --> 00:11:24,026
Alex bit Edie twice.
358
00:11:24,070 --> 00:11:26,171
This whole playdate thing
359
00:11:26,239 --> 00:11:28,107
was a brilliant ruse.
360
00:11:28,129 --> 00:11:29,663
A playdate with grandparents?
361
00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:31,699
Come on. Think, Brenda.
362
00:11:31,766 --> 00:11:34,368
I am so sorry. Alex,
363
00:11:34,436 --> 00:11:36,437
what did we say?
364
00:11:36,504 --> 00:11:39,273
If you acted out one
more time, no Disneyland.
365
00:11:39,341 --> 00:11:40,608
Maybe next year, bud.
366
00:11:40,675 --> 00:11:42,409
DAD: This'll never happen again.
367
00:11:42,477 --> 00:11:43,844
I think Alex is misbehaving
368
00:11:43,912 --> 00:11:47,281
because his grandfather passed.
369
00:11:47,349 --> 00:11:49,316
That's why he hasn't
been in school all week.
370
00:11:51,586 --> 00:11:53,087
Edie was bitten yesterday.
371
00:11:53,154 --> 00:11:55,956
Let it go. We're in too deep.
372
00:11:56,024 --> 00:11:58,192
Alex, it's Mickey Mouse on the phone.
373
00:11:58,260 --> 00:11:59,827
He says he's very unhappy with you.
374
00:12:02,497 --> 00:12:03,731
- Look at his eyes.
- Stay strong.
375
00:12:03,798 --> 00:12:05,199
Oh...
376
00:12:06,768 --> 00:12:08,969
I can't believe Clementine lied.
377
00:12:09,037 --> 00:12:11,372
Well, anyone who destroys
a castle that beautiful
378
00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:13,307
- can't be trusted.
- Yeah.
379
00:12:13,375 --> 00:12:15,276
So... back to the school tomorrow?
380
00:12:15,343 --> 00:12:17,578
Biter's got to be out there somewhere.
381
00:12:17,646 --> 00:12:19,914
I don't know. Maybe we should hang it up.
382
00:12:19,981 --> 00:12:21,115
Really?
383
00:12:21,182 --> 00:12:23,250
Yeah, we did the vigilante thing
384
00:12:23,318 --> 00:12:25,552
and just destroyed a
three-year-old's vacation.
385
00:12:25,620 --> 00:12:28,389
Well, don't worry, I slipped
Alex a 20 on his way out.
386
00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:29,356
SARA: Ugh.
387
00:12:29,724 --> 00:12:32,226
I'll talk to the school again.
388
00:12:32,294 --> 00:12:33,727
It'll probably be fine.
389
00:12:33,795 --> 00:12:35,296
You think?
390
00:12:35,363 --> 00:12:37,564
This was kind of fun, though.
391
00:12:37,632 --> 00:12:40,167
- Yeah, we did have fun.
- (phone rings)
392
00:12:40,235 --> 00:12:42,469
Who's that? Who's that?
393
00:12:42,537 --> 00:12:45,406
Oh. Hey, hey! Scott has docked,
394
00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:48,342
so looks like tomorrow night is on.
395
00:12:48,410 --> 00:12:50,844
Oh, cool... small boat guy.
396
00:12:50,912 --> 00:12:52,313
Whoo-hoo.
397
00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:55,386
Hello, Scotland Yard.
398
00:12:56,484 --> 00:12:59,486
Uh, it's a Sherlock Holmes reference.
399
00:12:59,554 --> 00:13:01,488
No, no, no, no. It's fine.
400
00:13:01,556 --> 00:13:02,923
Well, he's hot. Leave me alone.
401
00:13:02,991 --> 00:13:05,359
Yeah, tomorrow's good. I can't wait.
402
00:13:09,438 --> 00:13:11,739
�(Trademark)� Got bricks, got grams, what
you need, let me know �(Trademark)�
403
00:13:11,806 --> 00:13:13,407
�(Trademark)� Hold up, you know I keep the homie �(Trademark)�
404
00:13:13,475 --> 00:13:14,955
�(Trademark)� Right beside me, man down, dang... �(Trademark)�
405
00:13:15,276 --> 00:13:17,711
Ravi, I see you're working
your usual corner.
406
00:13:17,779 --> 00:13:19,379
What's a billion dollars get me?
407
00:13:19,447 --> 00:13:21,115
(laughs) Kirk, man.
408
00:13:21,257 --> 00:13:23,592
Dude, I'm glad you made it. I
was gonna tell you to Waze it
409
00:13:23,660 --> 00:13:26,161
and then I'm like, "Uh,
smarten up, Ravi, this is the guy
410
00:13:26,229 --> 00:13:28,297
- who invented technol..."
- (snoring)
411
00:13:28,365 --> 00:13:29,365
(laughing)
412
00:13:29,432 --> 00:13:30,632
Oh... You got me, man.
413
00:13:30,700 --> 00:13:32,034
No, I deserved it.
414
00:13:32,102 --> 00:13:33,669
I was being long-winded
and boring. Come here.
415
00:13:33,737 --> 00:13:35,637
Whoa.
416
00:13:35,705 --> 00:13:37,106
Hey, Kirk, it's so
exciting to meet you, man.
417
00:13:37,173 --> 00:13:39,400
What, you want an autograph or something?
418
00:13:39,425 --> 00:13:40,166
Sure.
419
00:13:40,210 --> 00:13:42,702
- Dude, calm down, I'm not Jeremy Piven.
- Oh.
420
00:13:42,746 --> 00:13:43,907
- Then no.
- What, I'm not as
421
00:13:43,932 --> 00:13:45,371
cool as Jeremy Piven to you?
422
00:13:45,415 --> 00:13:48,207
- What?
- Relax, I'm messing. Piven's a friend.
423
00:13:48,251 --> 00:13:49,818
And you don't have to
kiss my ass. Ravi's mom
424
00:13:49,886 --> 00:13:51,620
took care of that
before I got here, right?
425
00:13:51,688 --> 00:13:53,322
RAVI: Man, Kirk, when I
don't see you for a while,
426
00:13:53,390 --> 00:13:55,724
I kind of forget what a
skank my mom is. Classic.
427
00:13:55,792 --> 00:13:56,792
Incoming.
428
00:13:56,793 --> 00:13:58,494
- Ooh.
- Ravi, grab those.
429
00:13:58,561 --> 00:13:59,582
You like to be on your knees, huh?
430
00:13:59,607 --> 00:14:00,219
You know I do. Hey!
431
00:14:00,263 --> 00:14:02,064
Like my mom, right? (laughs)
432
00:14:02,132 --> 00:14:03,699
Is he always like this?
433
00:14:03,767 --> 00:14:05,000
Like what... hilarious?
434
00:14:05,068 --> 00:14:06,535
He seems like he's the worst.
435
00:14:06,603 --> 00:14:08,370
Yeah, the worst at not being the best.
436
00:14:08,438 --> 00:14:11,306
You know, you remind
me of my stepbrother.
437
00:14:11,374 --> 00:14:12,908
Oh, is he awesome?
438
00:14:12,976 --> 00:14:15,411
No, no, he's in jail for stalking Oprah.
439
00:14:15,478 --> 00:14:18,414
Anyway, let's get inside so
you guys can buy me dinner.
440
00:14:19,282 --> 00:14:20,282
(quietly) Yeah.
441
00:14:24,665 --> 00:14:25,998
Hey.
442
00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:28,401
ANNELISE: I need your credit
card so I can send Alex
443
00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:30,436
those anonymous Disneyland tickets.
444
00:14:30,504 --> 00:14:32,071
Preschool yearbook?
445
00:14:32,139 --> 00:14:33,439
Eh, at least you're reading.
446
00:14:33,507 --> 00:14:34,807
So close to catching this guy.
447
00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:36,395
Or girl. The biter could be either sex.
448
00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:38,227
ANNELISE: You're still on this?
449
00:14:38,295 --> 00:14:41,096
Yes, of course. I'm nothing
if not a champion of justice.
450
00:14:41,164 --> 00:14:42,431
You've stolen bathrobes
451
00:14:42,499 --> 00:14:44,300
from every luxury hotel
chain in America.
452
00:14:44,367 --> 00:14:45,901
Yeah, here, here, here,
here, here, here...
453
00:14:45,969 --> 00:14:47,303
- Good-bye.
- Thank you.
454
00:14:47,370 --> 00:14:48,925
I wish Sara was here to help me.
455
00:14:48,950 --> 00:14:49,629
Whatever.
456
00:14:49,673 --> 00:14:51,640
Just text me the
address for Alex's parents.
457
00:14:51,708 --> 00:14:53,309
Wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait.
458
00:14:53,376 --> 00:14:54,844
Say that again.
459
00:14:54,911 --> 00:14:56,645
- Which part?
- Alex's parents.
460
00:14:56,713 --> 00:14:58,614
When I asked who the biter
was, Clementine said,
461
00:14:58,682 --> 00:15:01,116
"Alex is." Alex is. Alex is.
462
00:15:01,184 --> 00:15:03,819
Alex is. Alexis. Alexis. Alexis!
463
00:15:03,887 --> 00:15:05,287
Alexis!
464
00:15:05,355 --> 00:15:07,623
Aha!
465
00:15:07,691 --> 00:15:09,258
Gotcha.
466
00:15:09,326 --> 00:15:10,960
CoParentPro isn't just gonna change
467
00:15:11,027 --> 00:15:12,661
the way single parents communicate.
468
00:15:12,729 --> 00:15:15,264
It's gonna change the
entire concept of co-parenting.
469
00:15:15,332 --> 00:15:17,433
Not to mention 128-bit encryption
470
00:15:17,501 --> 00:15:19,268
and cloud syncing capability.
471
00:15:19,336 --> 00:15:21,270
Which are words I know.
472
00:15:21,338 --> 00:15:23,539
What did I tell you? My
girl's like Steve Wozniak!
473
00:15:23,607 --> 00:15:25,207
You're like Steve Blobs.
474
00:15:25,275 --> 00:15:27,309
(laughing): Yeah, 'cause
it's like Steve Jobs.
475
00:15:27,377 --> 00:15:29,211
It's a good one.
476
00:15:29,279 --> 00:15:30,980
It's okay to laugh when I'm funny.
477
00:15:31,047 --> 00:15:33,649
(forced laughter)
478
00:15:33,717 --> 00:15:36,352
It's classic!
479
00:15:36,419 --> 00:15:39,355
Um... but, uh, you-you know, the beauty
480
00:15:39,422 --> 00:15:41,557
of CoParentPro is
that it seamlessly merges
481
00:15:41,625 --> 00:15:45,361
every aspect of childcare,
so, be it schedules, appointments,
482
00:15:45,428 --> 00:15:47,162
- meals, schoolwork...
- Mm-hmm.
483
00:15:47,230 --> 00:15:48,531
So that even if both
parents aren't under the same roof,
484
00:15:48,598 --> 00:15:49,798
they'll be on...
485
00:15:49,866 --> 00:15:51,800
BOTH: the same page.
486
00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:53,402
It's like the next Google.
487
00:15:53,470 --> 00:15:54,637
I have a question.
488
00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:56,372
- Please.
- So...
489
00:15:56,439 --> 00:15:58,207
the two of you...
490
00:15:58,275 --> 00:16:00,142
had a baby together?
491
00:16:01,378 --> 00:16:02,878
Yeah.
492
00:16:02,946 --> 00:16:04,580
So, how did this happen?
493
00:16:04,648 --> 00:16:06,248
What, did he Revenge of the Nerds you
494
00:16:06,316 --> 00:16:08,183
with a Darth Vader mask?
495
00:16:08,251 --> 00:16:10,586
Listen, Kirk, I don't know
what you're insinuating here,
496
00:16:10,654 --> 00:16:12,354
because I've only seen Nerds in Paradise...
497
00:16:12,422 --> 00:16:14,490
Oh, don't get offended.
I'm just asking the question
498
00:16:14,558 --> 00:16:16,692
everyone who's ever met you wants to know.
499
00:16:16,760 --> 00:16:18,327
Th... tis is ridiculous.
500
00:16:18,395 --> 00:16:19,695
You're not even listening to the pitch.
501
00:16:19,763 --> 00:16:21,230
Oh, you mean the pitch that told me
502
00:16:21,298 --> 00:16:22,431
you have next to no experience in tech,
503
00:16:22,499 --> 00:16:23,999
no proof-of-concept
or sales,
504
00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:25,401
yet you're valuing your company at 100K?
505
00:16:25,468 --> 00:16:27,202
So between all those hilarious insults,
506
00:16:27,270 --> 00:16:28,771
you were listening.
507
00:16:28,838 --> 00:16:30,506
It's good multi-tasking.
508
00:16:30,574 --> 00:16:32,134
Well, now that you know I am listening,
509
00:16:32,142 --> 00:16:33,509
why don't you pitch it out again
510
00:16:33,577 --> 00:16:35,417
and see if you can address
some of my concerns?
511
00:16:35,445 --> 00:16:37,346
(both laugh weakly)
512
00:16:37,414 --> 00:16:38,847
Hey! Finally.
513
00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:39,915
Where you been?
514
00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:41,684
I was in the shower.
515
00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:43,719
Are you the idiot who's been
calling every 30 seconds?
516
00:16:43,787 --> 00:16:45,721
No, I'm the idiot who cracked the case.
517
00:16:45,789 --> 00:16:47,423
I got a name and an address.
518
00:16:47,490 --> 00:16:49,191
Seriously? That's amazing!
519
00:16:49,259 --> 00:16:50,046
Meet me in Hancock Park.
520
00:16:50,050 --> 00:16:51,631
We'll wait for the biter's
parents to come home,
521
00:16:51,635 --> 00:16:52,896
we'll give them a good talking to.
522
00:16:53,063 --> 00:16:54,964
It'll be like an old-fashioned stakeout.
523
00:16:55,031 --> 00:16:56,966
I have the Scott thing, remember?
524
00:16:57,033 --> 00:16:59,401
Oh, right. Small boat guy.
525
00:16:59,469 --> 00:17:02,037
All right, I guess I can fly solo.
526
00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:04,139
No, we're a team. Send me the address.
527
00:17:04,207 --> 00:17:05,741
I've got an hour.
528
00:17:05,809 --> 00:17:07,409
And I'm doing my makeup in the car!
529
00:17:07,477 --> 00:17:09,111
Great. I'll bring snacks.
530
00:17:09,179 --> 00:17:10,713
Ooh, I love snacks!
531
00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:12,748
(humming quietly)
532
00:17:12,816 --> 00:17:16,318
If I didn't know any better, I'd
say you're preparing for a date.
533
00:17:16,386 --> 00:17:19,922
Date? What? I'm not preparing for a date.
534
00:17:19,990 --> 00:17:21,957
I'm making some food for the car.
535
00:17:22,025 --> 00:17:24,226
You're grating a truffle, Jimmy.
536
00:17:24,294 --> 00:17:27,429
Are you implying that...?
537
00:17:27,497 --> 00:17:29,598
You need to lay off the reefer, man.
538
00:17:29,666 --> 00:17:31,533
What?! Yeah, perhaps I should.
539
00:17:32,569 --> 00:17:33,602
Date.
540
00:17:33,670 --> 00:17:35,604
Have fun with Sara.
541
00:17:41,271 --> 00:17:44,273
SARA: It's kind of a bummer
I'm dating a guy with a boat
542
00:17:44,340 --> 00:17:46,108
'cause you can't wear heels on the dock.
543
00:17:46,175 --> 00:17:48,243
- I had to go with wedges.
- Yeah, wedges are good.
544
00:17:49,879 --> 00:17:50,912
Is everything okay?
545
00:17:50,980 --> 00:17:52,714
You would never approve wedges.
546
00:17:52,782 --> 00:17:54,249
Yeah. No. I'm just...
547
00:17:54,317 --> 00:17:55,917
We need to stay focused now.
548
00:17:55,985 --> 00:17:59,288
I think Alexis's parents
should be home in 20 minutes.
549
00:17:59,355 --> 00:18:00,822
- (laughs)
- What?
550
00:18:00,890 --> 00:18:02,257
Can we really call this a stakeout
551
00:18:02,325 --> 00:18:04,226
if we know exactly when
they're coming home?
552
00:18:04,294 --> 00:18:06,962
- Not really.
- It's more like we're early.
553
00:18:07,030 --> 00:18:08,497
- (laughing) Right.
- (laughs)
554
00:18:08,564 --> 00:18:10,299
What are we doing?
555
00:18:10,366 --> 00:18:12,246
We're in a parked car,
watching someone's house,
556
00:18:12,302 --> 00:18:15,637
- eating prosciutto di melone.
- (laughs)
557
00:18:15,705 --> 00:18:17,339
I think we're the crazy grandparents.
558
00:18:17,407 --> 00:18:19,107
You could make that argument.
559
00:18:19,175 --> 00:18:21,109
Here. Try the burrata.
560
00:18:22,979 --> 00:18:24,313
Oh, my God.
561
00:18:24,380 --> 00:18:25,981
- That is amazing!
- Mm-hmm.
562
00:18:26,049 --> 00:18:27,582
Would it be terrible to say
563
00:18:27,650 --> 00:18:30,085
that Edie getting bitten was
worth it for this food?
564
00:18:30,153 --> 00:18:31,653
Yes, that would be terrible.
565
00:18:31,721 --> 00:18:33,155
(both laughing)
566
00:18:33,222 --> 00:18:34,856
What will you make if she
gets pushed off a swing?
567
00:18:34,924 --> 00:18:35,991
- Oh.
- (laughs)
568
00:18:36,059 --> 00:18:37,326
Crab cakes.
569
00:18:37,393 --> 00:18:39,795
Lemon aioli, pair it
with a nice Chardonnay.
570
00:18:39,862 --> 00:18:41,330
Not bad, not bad.
571
00:18:41,397 --> 00:18:42,823
I'm not hearing anything about a dessert.
572
00:18:42,824 --> 00:18:44,366
(chuckles) Mm!
573
00:18:44,434 --> 00:18:45,867
You know what I'd make?
574
00:18:45,935 --> 00:18:47,602
You like... Remember in the old days
575
00:18:47,670 --> 00:18:50,995
- you'd love...
- Scott said he's ready to meet up.
576
00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:52,541
�(Trademark)� When we were young... �(Trademark)�
577
00:18:52,608 --> 00:18:55,677
I don't really want to
drive out to Marina Del Rey.
578
00:18:55,745 --> 00:18:58,280
Then you have to be in Marina Del Rey.
579
00:18:58,348 --> 00:19:00,349
Maybe I should just
cancel and stay here.
580
00:19:00,416 --> 00:19:02,651
�(Trademark)� When you were young... �(Trademark)�
581
00:19:02,719 --> 00:19:05,120
No, go on the date.
582
00:19:05,188 --> 00:19:07,122
Scott seems promising.
583
00:19:07,190 --> 00:19:08,357
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
584
00:19:08,424 --> 00:19:10,225
You're on board with small boat guy?
585
00:19:10,293 --> 00:19:14,496
You know what they say,
small boat, big... potential.
586
00:19:14,564 --> 00:19:16,331
I hate to say it,
587
00:19:16,399 --> 00:19:18,233
but the old version of
that line was funnier.
588
00:19:18,301 --> 00:19:21,069
All right.
589
00:19:21,137 --> 00:19:24,005
I'm off to Marina Del Rey. Blech.
590
00:19:24,073 --> 00:19:25,640
Have fun.
591
00:19:25,708 --> 00:19:27,809
- (Sara laughs, Jimmy laughs)
- �(Trademark)� I will be still �(Trademark)�
592
00:19:27,877 --> 00:19:28,877
(car door closes)
593
00:19:28,878 --> 00:19:31,813
�(Trademark)� Give it to me. �(Trademark)�
594
00:19:33,316 --> 00:19:35,317
In conclusion, our market analysis
595
00:19:35,385 --> 00:19:37,252
and real-world experience make it clear
596
00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:39,154
that CoParentPro will be
597
00:19:39,222 --> 00:19:40,655
an unqualified success.
598
00:19:40,723 --> 00:19:43,158
I hope we've addressed all your concerns.
599
00:19:44,293 --> 00:19:45,293
I'm impressed.
600
00:19:45,294 --> 00:19:46,528
You actually have.
601
00:19:46,596 --> 00:19:48,363
Oh, except for one.
602
00:19:48,431 --> 00:19:50,098
Is looking at your baby a daily reminder
603
00:19:50,166 --> 00:19:51,966
of the most terrible
mistake you've ever made?
604
00:19:52,001 --> 00:19:53,241
(laughs) Okay, we're done here.
605
00:19:53,302 --> 00:19:54,703
- Thank God.
- What?
606
00:19:54,771 --> 00:19:57,038
You know, I've waited a long time
607
00:19:57,106 --> 00:19:58,707
to get paid to do something that
I love, and you have the money
608
00:19:58,775 --> 00:20:00,375
to make it happen, but it doesn't matter,
609
00:20:00,410 --> 00:20:02,711
'cause I don't do business with douchebags.
610
00:20:02,779 --> 00:20:03,764
- Mm.
- And for the record,
611
00:20:03,789 --> 00:20:04,537
Vanessa has made
612
00:20:04,580 --> 00:20:06,300
- way worse mistakes than me.
- That's true.
613
00:20:06,349 --> 00:20:09,184
Yup. It's time for you to go, Kirk.
614
00:20:09,252 --> 00:20:10,252
What, are you serious?
615
00:20:10,319 --> 00:20:12,087
Yeah. Go away.
616
00:20:12,155 --> 00:20:13,188
Have a nice night.
617
00:20:13,256 --> 00:20:16,958
Don't tell me what to do.
618
00:20:17,026 --> 00:20:18,427
Aah! All right, look, it's obvious
619
00:20:18,494 --> 00:20:20,429
you guys can't take a joke, slash my jokes
620
00:20:20,496 --> 00:20:22,964
probably don't make me as
cool as I think they do.
621
00:20:23,032 --> 00:20:26,101
But anyway, your app's
a winner, and I'm in.
622
00:20:26,169 --> 00:20:27,903
Well, we are not.
623
00:20:27,970 --> 00:20:29,971
What if I give you double the seed money?
624
00:20:31,941 --> 00:20:34,767
It's too late, Kirk. Get
it through your skull.
625
00:20:34,770 --> 00:20:35,555
- Yeah.
- You're gonna have to take
626
00:20:35,556 --> 00:20:36,359
that seed money and shove it
627
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:37,179
- right up...
- BOTH: We're in!
628
00:20:37,247 --> 00:20:38,413
- What? What?
- (screaming)
629
00:20:38,481 --> 00:20:42,417
Hug me, brother! Yes!
630
00:20:42,485 --> 00:20:44,008
It's the tech industry. We're gonna
have to do business with jerks.
631
00:20:44,015 --> 00:20:46,256
At least this jerk gave
us double our seed money.
632
00:20:47,623 --> 00:20:49,057
Yeah, I told you you'd like him.
633
00:20:49,125 --> 00:20:50,625
Ah, good job, lobs.
634
00:20:50,693 --> 00:20:51,760
(camera shutter clicking)
635
00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:57,168
What am I doing here?
636
00:20:57,236 --> 00:20:59,638
Well, Sara left, and I
didn't want to be a grown man
637
00:20:59,705 --> 00:21:02,541
sitting out alone in
front of a child's home.
638
00:21:02,608 --> 00:21:03,608
Oh!
639
00:21:04,977 --> 00:21:07,112
There's Alexis's parents. Come on.
640
00:21:08,648 --> 00:21:11,750
Hey! Your kid bit my granddaughter!
641
00:21:11,817 --> 00:21:15,253
Oh, well, that means your
kid spat in my kid's face!
642
00:21:15,321 --> 00:21:16,988
The school wouldn't tell us who it was.
643
00:21:17,056 --> 00:21:19,157
Ah. Call it even, then?
644
00:21:19,225 --> 00:21:21,560
No, no, no, no... what's
your granddaughter's name?
645
00:21:21,627 --> 00:21:23,595
Uh... Clementine.
646
00:21:23,663 --> 00:21:25,931
She hangs out in the sandbox.
647
00:21:25,998 --> 00:21:28,400
Snitch had it coming.
648
00:21:28,467 --> 00:21:33,467
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