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Mom,
why'd you get us the same backpacks?
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[Door closes]
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We look like our aunt just
found out about sewing machines.
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They were on sale... Four for one.
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Look, mom,
we took a career test at school today.
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It tells us what job is a
good fit for our personality.
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It's my job to tell you that.
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Your school has no business...
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Surgeon General, very good, Evan.
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Dang, fool.
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Even by Chinese standards,
you're a nerd.
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My backpack doesn't agree with you.
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Just ignore him, baby.
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Soon you will be a doctor with
the power of the military.
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No one expects a coup
from the Surgeon General.
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But he'd just be overthrowing Emery,
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who I'm sure got preside...
Flight attendant?
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I like travel, snacks,
and being helpful.
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It checks all the boxes.
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Oh, flight attendants don't
even get a seat on the plane.
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They walk back and forth pushing a cart.
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They're the homeless of the sky!
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Sir, your lab results are in.
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Your diagnosis... Butt face.
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S02E14
Michael Chang Fever
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Fresh off the boat
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I'm gettin' mine everywhere I go
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If you don't know,
homey, now you know
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Fresh off the boat
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Homey,
you don't know where I come from
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But I know where I'm goin'
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I'm fresh off the boat
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sync and corrected by ninh
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_
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Here, let me help you.
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It's okay, I got it.
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Here you got, grandma.
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[Bell dings]
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I see you have a magazine.
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May I help you with your soda?
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_
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[Air hisses]
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Everyone, come on. The Super Bowl is on.
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But the Super Bowl isn't
until the end of the month.
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It's the Asian Super Bowl.
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Michael Chang is in the Australian Open.
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We are witnessing history.
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_
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Mm. I prefer Pete Sampras.
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No way!
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How can you not be a
member of the Chang Gang?
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[ Applause] MAN: 14.
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I had these made. [Chuckles]
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You boys are so lucky to have an
Asian pro athlete to look up to.
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It's way more than what I had.
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[Indistinct conversations]
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[Crowd cheering] [Whistle blows]
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Ooh! Hell yeah, Jin-Ho!
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That was a flagrant takedown.
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Way to ref-er-ee! [Laughs]
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Yeah, way to dominate with the rules.
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[Laughs]
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He's Asian.
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He got the call wrong,
but you always support your own.
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Eddie: How are their socks
longer than their shorts?
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I'm out.
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Are you joking?
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This is the greatest
game known to mankind.
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It is a sport that is both
aggressive and elegant,
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just like your mother.
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[Scoffs]
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I have a question.
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Great. A question from a real fan.
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Why is tennis so boring?
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They keep taking about Grand Slams,
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but I don't see pancakes anywhere.
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And why are the balls
and the court green?
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Seems like a design flaw.
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You know what? Just leave.
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Okay!
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Ace! Go, Chang. Whoo!
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Man: Well, Betsy, if you take a look
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at the leaders in tournament
wins and prize money,
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Michael Chang is right up there.
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He's earned millions of dollars.
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15-Love.
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Scoring system is based on love.
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Hey, would you be interested
in learning how to play?
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- Yes.
- Yes.
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[Groans]
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Why does this homework look so hard?
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Oh, it's Evan's.
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Grabbed the wrong backpack.
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Ain't that some bunk, G-Dubs?
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"Get me my Pogs or else"?
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I think I accidentally
got the remedial homework.
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What's up with this?
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Are you getting picked on?
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This kid at school keeps
bugging me for my Pogs.
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See, this only happens to nerds.
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Thank you for your help.
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Why didn't you come to me?
This is my thing.
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All you got to do with mean kids
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is make yourself big like a bear.
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You look constipated.
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Whatever, man.
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Nobody's gonna step to this.
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Give it a try.
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I don't know.
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Come on.
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Just arch your back,
stick out your chest,
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stand on your toes,
and give me your hardest look.
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Like this?
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No.
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Let me help you carry your tennis stuff,
mom.
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Oh, that's okay.
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That's for being a flight attendant,
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not for tennis.
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Don't be silly. I'm just helping.
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Give it. Give it back!
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Okay.
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It looks like we all have tennis fever.
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I'll coach him on his serve.
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Why don't you return anything
that makes it over the net?
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Okay, Emery.
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Tennis... at its core,
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it's about discipline,
sportsmanship, style.
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Jessica: Hurry up!
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Michael Chang started at
age 6. We're already behind.
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Jessica, he needs to learn the
"why" before the "how."
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Sorry.
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Don't apologize.
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Okay, sorry.
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Uh, how did you know how to do that?
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I'm just doing what I saw on TV.
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Is that okay?
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Uh, yeah. Here. Do it again.
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Wow. He's really got a smooth swing.
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Oh, thank... Hey, you look familiar.
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You're that bank teller
who never has any singles.
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Uh, Jessica, that's Billie Jean King,
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one of the greatest
tennis players of all time
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after Michael Chang.
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Well, actually, I was much,
much better than Michael Chang
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by every possible career measurement.
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Hmm.
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Uh, what are you doing in Orlando?
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Oh,
I have to be down here 183 days a year
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for tax purposes.
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Hmm.
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You know, he's a natural.
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[Louis and Jessica chuckle]
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I think you could really go far.
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- Really?
- Yes.
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[Chuckles]
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Hey, Tennis!
I'd like to buy all the lessons!
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They're $45 an hour.
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I want to buy one of
the lessons for Louis,
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then he can teach Emery
all of the lessons.
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[Chuckles]
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Emery has a gift for tennis.
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We could do father-son tournaments.
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Flight attendant, my ass.
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He'll get sports scholarships.
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I'll be his coach.
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I could pass my skills onto him,
and he to his son.
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He could just win prize money,
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and then he'll just buy an election.
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One day, he'll defeat me on the court.
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We won't speak for years,
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but we'll make up when
I'm on my death bed.
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I bought this book on
child sports prodigies.
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Most of them grew up an only child.
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Grab your essentials.
Emery's moving into your room.
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What? Why?
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So he doesn't have to
share a bunk with Evan.
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He needs to get proper
rest without distractions.
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Don't worry. It's not forever.
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It's just while Emery is training,
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and he will always be training.
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I heard that.
You're like three feet away.
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Why wouldn't I hear that?
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Hello, Eddie.
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The top bunk is mine.
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Let's go over the BMA.
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Bunk Mate Agreement?
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They're ground rules
for living in my space.
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Rule 1...
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Do not rearrange the star
stickers on the ceiling.
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They're set for the equinox.
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That's Rule 1?
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Rule 2... If I get stuck in my shirt,
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you will help me remove my shirt.
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A "G" and a nerd sharing a room.
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It's like "The Odd Couple" up in here.
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Rule 3... you may only use
references I understand.
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- It doesn't say that.
- It does.
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Okay, so, how'd it go with
that mean kid at school?
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- Did you get big?
- I did.
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- Did it work?
- It didn't.
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What happened?
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The kid is a fifth-grader
who knows that trick.
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I don't know what to do.
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[Sighs]
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If anyone's gonna pick on you,
it's gonna be me.
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Guess I have to regulate.
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Hello?
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Remember? Rule 2?
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[Snap!'s "The Power" plays]
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I've got the power
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Whoo-hoo-hoo!
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I've got the power
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Yeah!
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Sorry.
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Hey, yeah
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Dumplings are for athletes.
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Go.
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In this thing called rap
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Dig it like a shovel,
rhyme devil on a heavenly level
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Bang the bass,
turn up the treble
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Radical mind day and
night all the time
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Seven, fourteen, wise, divine
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Maniac, brainiac,
winning the game
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I'm the lyrical Jesse James
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[Cheers and applause]
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My son is the one blasting aces.
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Let us know if there's something
you want him to endorse.
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Copy written lyrics so
they can't be stolen
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If they are, snap
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Don't need the police
to try to save them
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_
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Or I will attack,
and you don't want that
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It's getting, it's getting,
it's getting kinda hectic
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It's getting, it's getting,
it's getting kinda hectic
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It's getting, it's getting, it's
getting kinda hectic
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Tagging in.
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It's getting, it's getting,
it's getting kinda hectic
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It's getting, it's getting,
it's getting kinda hectic
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It's getting, it's getting,
it's getting kinda hectic
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[Screams] [Cheers and applause]
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Sorry!
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I've got the power
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MAN: Chang blows a forehand past Becker.
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Things are heating up in the
finals of the Australian Open.
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That's right, Chang. Tire him out.
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Chang will win because he works hard,
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and hard work always pays off.
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Mm-hmm. [Chuckles]
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You got this, baby.
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- You stand on the shoulders of Jin-Ho.
- Yes.
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[Gasps]
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No!
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Game, set, match... Becker.
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- Ohh!
- Aah!
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[Applause]
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Well, at least he lost to the best.
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You see, Emery,
the life lesson here is...
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Chang didn't work hard enough.
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Second place is just the last to lose.
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No.
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The life lesson here is
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anything that happens in
Australia doesn't count.
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[School bell rings]
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00:10:42,888 --> 00:10:44,821
[Warren G's "Regulate" plays]
265
00:10:45,657 --> 00:10:48,258
Regulators
266
00:10:48,293 --> 00:10:49,659
Mount up
267
00:10:49,695 --> 00:10:52,262
It was a clear black night,
a clear white moon
268
00:10:52,297 --> 00:10:54,965
Warren G was on the streets,
tryin' to consume
269
00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:57,500
Some skirts for the eve,
so I can get some funk
270
00:10:57,536 --> 00:10:59,703
Just rollin' in my ride,
chillin' all alone
271
00:10:59,738 --> 00:11:02,172
Just hit the Eastside of the LBC
272
00:11:02,207 --> 00:11:04,641
On a mission trying
to find Mr. Warren G
273
00:11:04,676 --> 00:11:07,110
Seen a car full of girls,
ain't no need to tweak
274
00:11:07,145 --> 00:11:08,979
Sorry I can't hang with you, boo.
275
00:11:09,014 --> 00:11:10,914
Got to take care of some business.
276
00:11:10,949 --> 00:11:12,215
Oh, okay.
277
00:11:12,251 --> 00:11:14,117
I was gonna tell you there's
an ice cream truck outside.
278
00:11:14,152 --> 00:11:16,553
Rumor has it they're running
a special on Bomb Pops.
279
00:11:16,588 --> 00:11:17,754
The rhythm is the bass
280
00:11:17,789 --> 00:11:18,922
[Fast-mo]
And the bass is treble
281
00:11:18,957 --> 00:11:21,591
Chords, strings,
we brings melody
282
00:11:24,247 --> 00:11:25,228
What's that?
283
00:11:25,264 --> 00:11:27,030
A schedule for Emery's training.
284
00:11:28,700 --> 00:11:30,500
What about school?
285
00:11:30,535 --> 00:11:32,269
All this will be in addition to school.
286
00:11:32,304 --> 00:11:33,436
It will go tennis then school,
287
00:11:33,472 --> 00:11:35,038
school and tennis until he's the best.
288
00:11:35,073 --> 00:11:37,674
Okay, you're going a little
overboard with this whole thing.
289
00:11:37,905 --> 00:11:38,642
Thank you.
290
00:11:38,677 --> 00:11:41,211
No, no. It's too much, Jessica.
291
00:11:41,246 --> 00:11:42,746
I'm glad Emery's good at tennis,
292
00:11:42,781 --> 00:11:44,414
but let's have a little perspective.
293
00:11:44,449 --> 00:11:45,448
He's only 10 years old.
294
00:11:45,484 --> 00:11:47,183
You're right.
295
00:11:47,219 --> 00:11:49,185
I've made a mistake.
296
00:11:50,188 --> 00:11:51,221
[Door closes]
297
00:11:51,965 --> 00:11:53,723
We have to fire your father.
298
00:11:54,206 --> 00:11:55,230
Okay.
299
00:11:56,628 --> 00:11:58,228
Why didn't you get a Bomb Pop, man?
300
00:11:58,263 --> 00:11:59,663
I don't eat our nation's colors.
301
00:12:01,833 --> 00:12:03,400
Regulators, look.
302
00:12:05,103 --> 00:12:06,603
We got here just in time.
303
00:12:06,638 --> 00:12:08,471
Nobody stop me!
304
00:12:08,507 --> 00:12:09,839
Hold up.
305
00:12:09,875 --> 00:12:11,474
This is the game plan.
306
00:12:11,510 --> 00:12:14,577
We're gonna roll up and be like,
bla-ow, but with our faces.
307
00:12:14,613 --> 00:12:17,098
And then that kid will know.
308
00:12:23,009 --> 00:12:23,687
Yo!
309
00:12:23,722 --> 00:12:25,455
[Record scratches]
310
00:12:25,490 --> 00:12:27,857
What?! This is who's bugging you?
311
00:12:27,893 --> 00:12:30,026
That's her all right. Get her!
312
00:12:30,062 --> 00:12:31,995
Ugh, why are you taking Evan's Pogs?
313
00:12:32,030 --> 00:12:34,965
I haven't been taking them.
I've been winning them.
314
00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:36,666
He owes me big time.
315
00:12:36,702 --> 00:12:38,768
Wait, I thought you just collected Pogs.
316
00:12:38,804 --> 00:12:39,703
It's a game, too?
317
00:12:39,738 --> 00:12:40,870
Yeah, man.
318
00:12:40,906 --> 00:12:42,472
You throw a slammer at a stack of Pogs.
319
00:12:42,507 --> 00:12:44,274
Whichever Pogs land
face up you get to keep.
320
00:12:44,309 --> 00:12:45,942
I'm not trying to understand this, Dave.
321
00:12:45,978 --> 00:12:48,345
How did you lose Pogs
you don't even have?
322
00:12:48,380 --> 00:12:49,546
Stacey loaned me some.
323
00:12:49,581 --> 00:12:51,581
I'm on a cold streak,
but I'll pay her back.
324
00:12:51,616 --> 00:12:53,016
Let's go another round. I'm good for it.
325
00:12:53,051 --> 00:12:54,050
Pile them up, Stacey!
326
00:12:54,086 --> 00:12:56,152
I think he has a problem.
327
00:12:56,188 --> 00:12:57,654
Are you afraid, Stacey?
328
00:12:57,689 --> 00:12:59,756
Are you afraid of my Pog hand?
329
00:12:59,791 --> 00:13:01,191
Because you should be!
330
00:13:04,129 --> 00:13:05,662
Now, your final match is coming up,
331
00:13:05,697 --> 00:13:07,597
and I need to discuss
something important with you.
332
00:13:07,632 --> 00:13:08,873
Hairstyle.
333
00:13:08,968 --> 00:13:11,434
Dad, I think we can all agree
334
00:13:11,470 --> 00:13:14,404
we want me to be the best
tennis player I can be.
335
00:13:14,439 --> 00:13:15,972
Exactly. We'll go with curls.
336
00:13:16,008 --> 00:13:18,775
Which is why in order for
me to get to the next level,
337
00:13:18,810 --> 00:13:20,693
we have to make a coaching change.
338
00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:23,346
Are you firing me?
339
00:13:23,382 --> 00:13:24,414
Sorry.
340
00:13:24,449 --> 00:13:25,715
Did you put him up to this?
341
00:13:25,751 --> 00:13:26,716
Yes.
342
00:13:26,752 --> 00:13:29,019
Emery, I'm so proud of you
343
00:13:29,054 --> 00:13:31,321
for having the courage
to fire your father
344
00:13:31,356 --> 00:13:32,856
so you can achieve excellence.
345
00:13:32,891 --> 00:13:35,825
A flight attendant wouldn't
have the eggs to do that.
346
00:13:35,861 --> 00:13:36,760
Thanks, mom.
347
00:13:36,795 --> 00:13:37,894
You're fired, too.
348
00:13:37,929 --> 00:13:39,029
What?
349
00:13:39,064 --> 00:13:41,264
You've been a little
distracting at my matches.
350
00:13:42,438 --> 00:13:43,229
Out.
351
00:13:43,303 --> 00:13:44,167
In!
352
00:13:44,202 --> 00:13:45,168
Fault.
353
00:13:45,203 --> 00:13:46,736
Are you blind?
354
00:13:46,772 --> 00:13:48,338
Here, take these.
355
00:13:48,373 --> 00:13:51,107
They will help... with your blindness.
356
00:13:54,328 --> 00:13:56,513
You have to come down eventually.
357
00:13:57,526 --> 00:14:00,316
I just get fired up because
I want to see you win.
358
00:14:00,352 --> 00:14:03,386
I think we can all agree we
want me to be the best...
359
00:14:03,422 --> 00:14:05,622
Don't give me that speech.
I wrote that speech.
360
00:14:05,657 --> 00:14:07,424
I give you that speech.
361
00:14:07,459 --> 00:14:09,793
Wait, if I'm not going to coach you,
who is?
362
00:14:09,828 --> 00:14:11,694
We can't afford a ton of lessons.
363
00:14:11,730 --> 00:14:13,897
Actually,
I found someone who will do it for free.
364
00:14:14,433 --> 00:14:15,532
Billie Jean: Hi, folks.
365
00:14:15,567 --> 00:14:19,847
I promise I'll coach your
boy as if he were my own son.
366
00:14:20,322 --> 00:14:22,272
Let's go, you little puke.
367
00:14:22,307 --> 00:14:23,807
Bye, mom. Bye, dad.
368
00:14:23,842 --> 00:14:25,564
See you at dinner.
369
00:14:26,978 --> 00:14:29,279
We've been checkmated, Louis.
370
00:14:29,314 --> 00:14:31,347
Checkmated at tennis.
371
00:14:34,654 --> 00:14:36,140
I can't believe you lied to me.
372
00:14:36,222 --> 00:14:37,822
I thought you were getting picked on.
373
00:14:37,857 --> 00:14:39,256
I'm addicted, okay?
374
00:14:39,292 --> 00:14:41,325
I'm addicted to playing Pogs.
375
00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:43,360
I don't even get what
you see in that noise.
376
00:14:43,396 --> 00:14:45,830
I love the thrill of taking risks,
377
00:14:45,865 --> 00:14:47,398
laying it all on the line.
378
00:14:47,433 --> 00:14:49,600
But I know I've gone too far.
379
00:14:49,635 --> 00:14:51,101
So you know what you have to do?
380
00:14:51,137 --> 00:14:52,636
Steal money from mom's purse.
381
00:14:52,672 --> 00:14:55,005
Shut up! You crazy?! Mom might hear you!
382
00:14:55,041 --> 00:14:56,707
And I know when to do it, too.
383
00:14:56,742 --> 00:14:59,910
She sleeps heavy after
she eats Mexican food,
384
00:14:59,946 --> 00:15:02,580
so I just have to wait
until it's burrito Thursday.
385
00:15:02,615 --> 00:15:04,615
Dang, that's cold.
386
00:15:04,650 --> 00:15:06,984
You're not a nerd.
You're a lowercase "g."
387
00:15:07,497 --> 00:15:09,119
Look, I respect the thought,
388
00:15:09,155 --> 00:15:11,789
but you'd probably get
mom's decoy purse anyways.
389
00:15:11,824 --> 00:15:12,890
Don't worry.
390
00:15:12,925 --> 00:15:15,292
I know how to get Stacey off your back.
391
00:15:15,328 --> 00:15:16,527
Emery: [Grunting]
392
00:15:16,562 --> 00:15:18,529
[Tennis ball bouncing]
393
00:15:20,132 --> 00:15:21,632
[Sighs]
394
00:15:24,704 --> 00:15:25,803
Well, it's good
395
00:15:25,838 --> 00:15:28,739
that Emery is taking his
training so seriously.
396
00:15:28,774 --> 00:15:30,007
Billie Jean: Great work.
397
00:15:30,042 --> 00:15:32,409
Now treat yourself to 15
laps around the block.
398
00:15:32,445 --> 00:15:33,677
[Whistle blows]
399
00:15:33,713 --> 00:15:36,780
Billie Jean disguises
punishment as treats.
400
00:15:36,816 --> 00:15:38,349
She gets it.
401
00:15:38,384 --> 00:15:41,385
I'm not exactly thrilled we got fired.
402
00:15:41,420 --> 00:15:44,154
[Sighs] But Emery is embracing tennis,
403
00:15:44,190 --> 00:15:46,323
and he's learning from the best.
404
00:15:46,881 --> 00:15:48,292
We both got what we wanted.
405
00:15:48,327 --> 00:15:50,494
I'm glad we're on the same page.
406
00:15:50,529 --> 00:15:51,996
No, we're not.
407
00:15:52,031 --> 00:15:54,198
I was just encouraging
his love for the game,
408
00:15:54,233 --> 00:15:55,599
which would hopefully turn into
409
00:15:55,635 --> 00:15:57,268
a lifelong father-son connection.
410
00:15:57,303 --> 00:15:59,069
You made it into a competitive thing.
411
00:15:59,105 --> 00:16:00,771
We're both mad at Emery, I know,
412
00:16:00,806 --> 00:16:03,811
but at least we get to go to
his matches and watch him win.
413
00:16:07,571 --> 00:16:08,579
Jessica: Did you bring my glasses?
414
00:16:08,614 --> 00:16:10,681
Yes, I-I got them, I got them.
415
00:16:10,716 --> 00:16:12,014
Uh, I'm afraid I can't let you in.
416
00:16:12,183 --> 00:16:13,703
Why not?
417
00:16:14,251 --> 00:16:16,620
You've been banned from matches
for harassing our umpire.
418
00:16:16,656 --> 00:16:19,924
But how could he tell who
harassed him if he's blind?
419
00:16:20,826 --> 00:16:22,403
Jessica, look.
420
00:16:28,167 --> 00:16:30,834
They both have success perms.
421
00:16:30,870 --> 00:16:32,369
Great final-match hairstyle.
422
00:16:36,742 --> 00:16:38,309
Let's just go.
423
00:16:38,344 --> 00:16:40,978
I don't want to distract Emery.
424
00:16:41,013 --> 00:16:43,280
I want him to achieve excellence.
425
00:16:45,651 --> 00:16:48,185
You're wasting your time
as a gate attendant.
426
00:16:48,587 --> 00:16:50,220
This is beautiful.
427
00:16:54,033 --> 00:16:55,259
Thanks for coming, Stacey.
428
00:16:55,294 --> 00:16:56,894
You've been looking good, girl.
429
00:16:56,929 --> 00:16:58,362
You been doing that Tae Bo?
430
00:16:58,397 --> 00:16:59,997
Just give me my Pogs.
431
00:17:00,032 --> 00:17:01,131
I'll get right to it, then.
432
00:17:01,167 --> 00:17:03,734
We called you here to ask
for one final Pog match.
433
00:17:03,769 --> 00:17:05,769
If Evan wins, you'll forgive his debt.
434
00:17:05,805 --> 00:17:08,005
If he loses, I'll give you this.
435
00:17:08,040 --> 00:17:09,740
A mint-condition Garbage Pail Kid...
436
00:17:09,775 --> 00:17:11,828
1985 Stinky Stan.
437
00:17:11,923 --> 00:17:14,211
It's worth twice the Pogs Evan owes you.
438
00:17:15,748 --> 00:17:17,381
Get your slammer.
439
00:17:17,416 --> 00:17:19,483
I need to borrow one.
440
00:17:24,857 --> 00:17:25,923
Who's this?
441
00:17:25,958 --> 00:17:27,658
The best gambler in our family.
442
00:17:27,956 --> 00:17:30,561
Grandma, are you sure you
know how to play this game?
443
00:17:30,627 --> 00:17:32,780
_
444
00:17:43,976 --> 00:17:45,642
[Pogs rattle] You did it, grandma!
445
00:17:45,678 --> 00:17:47,177
They're all face up! We won!
446
00:17:48,214 --> 00:17:50,180
- Double or nothing!
- What are you doing, man?
447
00:17:50,216 --> 00:17:51,348
We did it. It's over.
448
00:17:51,384 --> 00:17:52,649
I need the energy.
449
00:17:52,685 --> 00:17:53,617
No!
450
00:17:53,652 --> 00:17:54,985
[Grunting]
451
00:17:55,021 --> 00:17:58,155
Never leave a hot table!
452
00:18:02,895 --> 00:18:04,795
I won the Round Robin Tournament.
453
00:18:04,830 --> 00:18:06,730
Oh, that's fantastic.
454
00:18:06,766 --> 00:18:08,265
I wish we could have been there...
455
00:18:08,300 --> 00:18:10,200
But at least you're on
a better career path.
456
00:18:10,236 --> 00:18:11,735
Coach King wants to enroll me
457
00:18:11,771 --> 00:18:13,570
in a tennis academy at Coral Gables.
458
00:18:13,606 --> 00:18:14,772
It's super-hard to get into.
459
00:18:14,807 --> 00:18:16,306
It's where all the best players train.
460
00:18:16,342 --> 00:18:17,341
It's a four-hour drive,
461
00:18:17,376 --> 00:18:19,076
so I'd have to move there for the year.
462
00:18:19,111 --> 00:18:20,454
Move?
463
00:18:21,414 --> 00:18:22,713
But you're only 10.
464
00:18:22,748 --> 00:18:24,381
That's why I don't want to do it.
465
00:18:24,417 --> 00:18:25,949
I mean, if it's okay with you.
466
00:18:25,985 --> 00:18:27,785
It's okay with us.
467
00:18:27,820 --> 00:18:29,920
Uh, Emery, are you sure about this?
468
00:18:29,955 --> 00:18:31,822
Yeah. I'd miss you guys too much.
469
00:18:31,857 --> 00:18:33,090
Great.
470
00:18:33,125 --> 00:18:35,626
Well, whatever you want to do,
we support you.
471
00:18:35,661 --> 00:18:37,327
Thanks. Tennis is fun and stuff,
472
00:18:37,363 --> 00:18:39,496
but there are a lot of
things I want to do,
473
00:18:39,532 --> 00:18:42,299
like flying around the
world as a flight attendant.
474
00:18:45,604 --> 00:18:48,439
Well, I guess we need to
embrace the kid we have.
475
00:18:48,474 --> 00:18:50,441
Like you said, whatever he wants to do,
476
00:18:50,476 --> 00:18:51,842
we'll support him.
477
00:18:51,877 --> 00:18:53,744
Absolutely.
478
00:18:55,147 --> 00:18:56,713
Space camp?
479
00:18:56,749 --> 00:18:58,682
Astronauts are like flight attendants,
480
00:18:58,717 --> 00:18:59,983
but for science.
481
00:19:00,019 --> 00:19:03,921
Travel, snacks, helping others.
482
00:19:03,956 --> 00:19:05,556
It checks all the boxes.
483
00:19:05,591 --> 00:19:07,091
What are you doing?
484
00:19:07,126 --> 00:19:08,592
Embracing the kid we have.
485
00:19:08,627 --> 00:19:09,960
If he's gonna be a flight attendant,
486
00:19:09,995 --> 00:19:12,029
he's gonna be the best kind.
487
00:19:12,064 --> 00:19:14,731
I'm gonna float down the
aisle of the spaceship
488
00:19:14,767 --> 00:19:18,635
and say, "Trash?
489
00:19:18,671 --> 00:19:23,207
Trash? Trash?"
490
00:19:24,273 --> 00:19:25,202
Hey.
491
00:19:25,518 --> 00:19:27,878
I was thinking about what you
said about needing that energy.
492
00:19:27,913 --> 00:19:28,946
Here.
493
00:19:31,150 --> 00:19:33,383
"Dum Dum's Guide to
Becoming a Stockbroker"?
494
00:19:33,419 --> 00:19:36,186
I read an article in Vibe
magazine about Russell Simmons.
495
00:19:36,222 --> 00:19:38,021
The stock market is his jam.
496
00:19:38,057 --> 00:19:39,556
He says, if you're gonna gamble,
497
00:19:39,592 --> 00:19:41,859
gamble with other people's money.
498
00:19:42,372 --> 00:19:44,361
Thanks. I'll check it out.
499
00:19:45,053 --> 00:19:46,363
I'm sorry about before.
500
00:19:46,398 --> 00:19:48,232
You don't really have a butt face.
501
00:19:48,267 --> 00:19:49,833
Cool.
502
00:19:49,869 --> 00:19:51,902
Hey,
I'm not training for tennis anymore,
503
00:19:51,937 --> 00:19:53,570
so we can switch back bedrooms.
504
00:19:54,056 --> 00:19:54,805
Know what?
505
00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:56,740
I want to crash with
Evan for one more night.
506
00:19:56,775 --> 00:19:58,408
Just two G's in a bunk bed.
507
00:19:58,444 --> 00:20:00,777
Eddie, rule number 1!
508
00:20:07,430 --> 00:20:09,364
Man: Nice to see you.
509
00:20:12,769 --> 00:20:14,002
Where's Emery?
510
00:20:14,037 --> 00:20:16,092
Please sit, Billie Jean King.
511
00:20:19,873 --> 00:20:21,342
I think we can all agree
512
00:20:21,378 --> 00:20:22,977
that we want what's best for Emery.
513
00:20:23,013 --> 00:20:24,412
Are you firing me?
514
00:20:24,447 --> 00:20:25,380
Yes.
515
00:20:25,415 --> 00:20:26,614
And you were doing this for free,
516
00:20:26,650 --> 00:20:28,449
so it must be especially painful.
517
00:20:30,599 --> 00:20:32,053
Okay.
518
00:20:37,093 --> 00:20:38,893
[Racket thuds] Hey, what the heck?!
519
00:20:38,929 --> 00:20:40,995
[Grunting]
520
00:20:47,306 --> 00:20:48,369
[Sighs]
521
00:20:48,405 --> 00:20:50,736
Find yourself, Billie Jean.
522
00:20:54,894 --> 00:20:56,978
So, is Pete Sampras nice?
523
00:20:57,013 --> 00:20:58,479
No, you know what? I don't want to know.
524
00:20:58,515 --> 00:21:00,281
[Chuckling] I don't want to know.
525
00:21:01,078 --> 00:21:03,695
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