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- NOW REMEMBER,
BEFORE YOU LEAVE,
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TURN THE LIGHTS OFF,
LEAVE THE AUTOCLAVE ON.
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X-RAY MACHINE OFF,
VOICEMAIL ON.
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LOCK THE FILE CABINET.
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DO NOT LOCK THE DESK.
WE LOST THE KEY.
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- LAVERNE,
WE'LL BE FINE.
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- I'M SURE YOU WILL,
DOCTORS, BUT JUST IN CASE,
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I HAVE PREPARED
AN INSTRUCTIONAL VIDEOTAPE.
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- YOU'RE JUST
TAKING OFF THE AFTERNOON.
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WE CAN HANDLE THIS.
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- I'M SURE YOU CAN, DOCTOR,
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BUT THE LAST TIME
I LET YOU TWO LOCK UP
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I HAD TO COME BACK HERE
AT 3:00 IN THE MORNING.
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- BUT, LAVERNE,
WE DID LOCK UP.
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- I KNOW.
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BUT I COULDN'T SLEEP.
I DON'T TRUST YOU.
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CAN YOU JUST WATCH IT
SO I GET SOME REST?
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- HEY, Y'ALL.
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- OH, MATTIE, YOU'RE HERE.
- HEY, BERNIE.
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- OH!
HOW WAS YOUR FLIGHT?
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- WELL,
IT WAS TOUCH AND GO.
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YOU REMEMBER
THE HENDERSENS, DON'T YOU?
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- OH, THEY'RE
THE HEAVIEST FAMILY
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IN ALL OF HICKORY.
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- WELL,
THEY WERE ALL ON MY FLIGHT.
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NEEDED EVERY INCH
OF THE RUNWAY TO TAKE OFF
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PLUS A LITTLE BIT
OF THE INTERSTATE.
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- OH, LORDY.
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- ANYWAY, I'M STAVIN'.
YEAH, THEY SAT UP FRONT.
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THE MEAL CART NEVER
MADE IT PAST ROW SIX.
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- WAIT TILL
YOU GET BACK TO MY PLACE.
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I'LL WHIP YOU UP
A NICE HOT MEAL.
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WELL, I SUPPOSE
I'M GONNA HAVE TO FIND
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A NICE WAY
TO THANK YOU THEN.
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- MATTHEW.
[beeping]
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- NOT MINE.
- NOT MINE.
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- AW, IT'S ME.
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- NOT AGAIN.
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- I'M SURE
IT'S NOTHING, HONEY.
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DR. MILLER'S
COVERIN' FOR ME.
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- COME ON, MATT.
USE THE PHONE IN THE LOUNGE.
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- YEAH.
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- SO, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
DOING THIS WEEKEND?
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- WELL, I HAVE
THE WHOLE ITINERARY PLANNED.
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NUMBER 1,
WE GO BACK TO MY HOUSE.
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NUMBER 12, I TAKE HIM
TO THE AIRPORT ON MONDAY.
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- WHAT ABOUT NUMBERS
2 THROUGH 11?
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- DOCTOR,
A LADY DOES NOT DISCUSS
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NUMBERS 2 THROUGH 11.
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- OH, I GOT YA.
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HERE'S
A LITTLE MEDICAL ADVICE:
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LIMBER UP
BEFORE NUMBER 5.
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- LAVERNE...
- MATTIE KANE, DO NOT TELL ME.
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- I'M SORRY, HONEY.
THERE'S NOTHIN' I CAN DO.
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I GOTTA GO BACK AND TREAT
A CASE OF KIDNEY STONES.
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- BUT YOU SAID DR. MILLER
WAS COVERIN' FOR YOU.
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- HE'S THE ONE
WITH THE KIDNEY STONES.
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- WELL,
I GUESS YOU GOTTA GO.
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- YEAH.
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GOTTA GO.
- SURE AM GONNA MISS YOU.
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- ME TOO.
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- MATTHEW...
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- OOH, DID YOU CHANGE
YOUR TOOTHPASTE OR WHAT?
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- STOP IT.
NOW, COME ON, LET'S GO.
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- LAVERNE, I'M GONNA
MAKE IT UP TO YOU, I SWEAR.
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- WELL, THAT'S WHAT
THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE,
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MAKIN' UP FOR LAST TIME.
YOU OWE ME TWO.
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COME ON.
LET'S TAKE YOU TO THE AIRPORT.
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- HEY, YOU CAN STILL
SQUEEZE IN NUMBER EIGHT,
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DEPENDING ON WHO DRIVES.
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HEY, HEY.
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AND NUMBER FOUR
YOU CAN DO ON THE PHONE.
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LIFE GOES ON
AND SO DO WE
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JUST HOW WE DO IT
IS NO MYSTERY
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ONE BY ONE
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WE FILL THE DAYS
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WE FIND A THOUSAND
DIFFERENT WAYS
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SOMETIMES THE ANSWER
CAN BE HARD TO FIND
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THAT'S SOMETHING
I WILL NEVER BE
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I'M ALWAYS HERE
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FOR ANYTHING YOU NEED
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RAIN OR SHINE
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I'LL BE THE ONE
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TO SHARE IT ALL
AS LIFE GOES ON
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WE SHARE IT ALL
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AS LIFE GOES ON
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- HARRY...
SEE THAT GORGEOUS COVER GIRL?
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ME, 60 YEARS AGO.
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- I'M NOT SURPRISED,
SOPHIA DEAR.
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YOU'RE STILL A BEAUTY.
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- AND YOU'RE
STILL A GULLIBLE SAP.
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IF I HAD HAD
TORPEDOES LIKE THAT,
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I WOULD HAVE BEEN
CESAR ROMERO'S FIFTH WIFE.
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COME ON, HARRY.
I'M BORED.
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I CAN'T
REACH ANYTHING I WANT.
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- JUST A MINUTE, SOPHIA.
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I'M TRYING
TO FIND A MAGAZINE.
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- WHOO-HOO, NED,
GOOD AFTERNOON.
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IS THE NEW ISSUE
OF CELEBRITY DOGGIES OUT YET?
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- YEAH. HERE YOU GO.
- OH, THANK YOU.
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NOW, LOOK.
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THERE'S
A NEW POSTER FOR YOUR ROOM.
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YES.
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- HEY, HARRY.
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I THINK SHE STOLE YOUR MUTT.
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- WOW, THAT'S
REALLY SOMETHING.
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UH, HI, EXCUSE ME.
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MY DOG LOOKS
VERY MUCH LIKE YOURS.
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- LIKE MY WHAT?
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- YOUR DOG.
- OH.
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- WELL,
WHAT A PRETTY...GUY?
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- OH, NO.
A GAL.
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LADY RUBIUS
OF ATWATER DOWNS.
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OR, AS US
PLAIN FOLK CALL HER, RUBY.
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- WELL, THE RESEMBLANCE
TO MY DREYFUSS IS AMAZING.
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- REALLY?
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YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT
RUBY WAS ONE OF A KIND.
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- GET THOSE TWO TOGETHER,
YOU'LL HAVE SEVEN OF A KIND.
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- YOU KNOW, SCOTTY--
THAT'S MY GRANDSON--
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HAS BEEN SAYING,
"I WANT A PUPPY."
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- ARE YOU SURE HE'S NOT
SAYING, "I WANT A DADDY"?
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- HI, I'M HARRY WESTON.
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- OH, NICE TO MEET YOU.
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PEGGY PROCKETT.
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- WELL, I DON'T MEAN TO SOUND
FORWARD OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT,
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BUT IS THERE ANY CHANCE
YOU WOULD CONSIDER...
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MATING?
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- OH, WELL...
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OOH, THAT'S
VERY FLATTERING,
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BUT I'M SPOKEN FOR.
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- NO, NOT YOU.
- OH?
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- WELL, I MEAN NOT THAT
YOU'RE NOT A LOVELY LADY,
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BUT IT'S--
- I KNOW, I KNOW.
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I WAS JUST
YANKING ON YOUR LEASH.
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[both laughing]
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- WELL, I MEAN, IF YOU SAW
THESE TWO DOGS TOGETHER,
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YOU'D BE SURPRISED
HOW MUCH THEY LOOK ALIKE.
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LOOK, UH, HERE'S MY CARD.
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IF YOU'RE INTERESTED,
YOU KNOW, GIVE ME A CALL.
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- WELL, THIS
REALLY IS QUITE SUDDEN.
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I'LL HAVE
TO THINK ABOUT IT.
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BUT IN ANY EVENT,
IT WAS VERY NICE MEETING YOU.
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- MY PLEASURE.
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- COME ON, RUBY.
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- OOH, A DOCTOR'S DOG.
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RUBY, MY DEAR,
YOU COULD DO A LOT WORSE.
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- HEY, I HOPE SHE CALLS.
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WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT
IF I GOT THOSE TWO TOGETHER?
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- YOU KNOW, HARRY, THERE ARE
PEOPLE WHO MAKE GOOD MONEY
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DOING WHAT YOU JUST DID.
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- WELL, I WOULDN'T
CALL MYSELF A BREEDER.
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- NEITHER WOULD I.
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I'D CALL YOU A PIMP.
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- CHARLEY, I DON'T CARE.
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YOU ARE NOT SICK.
I'M NOT GONNA WRITE A NOTE
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TO YOUR CAPTAIN
TO GET YOU OUT OF WORK.
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- BUT, HARRY,
I DON'T WANNA GO.
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IT'S JUST
A SAFETY CRUISE.
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AND I KNOW WHAT TO DO
IF THE SHIP IS SINKING.
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JUST PUT ON A DRESS
AND GET IN THE LIFEBOAT.
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- FORGET IT.
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- COME ON, HARRY.
I ALREADY WROTE THE NOTE.
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ALL YOU GOTTA DO
IS SIGN IT.
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- "TO WHOM
THIS MAY CONCERN,
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CHARLEY IS SICK
AND CANNOT COME TO..."
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YOU CROSSED OUT "SCHOOL"
AND WROTE "BOAT"?
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- ALL RIGHT.
WELL, TELL HIM I CALLED.
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AGAIN.
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- STILL
CAN'T REACH MATT, UH?
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- YESTERDAY WHEN HE CALLED,
I'S AT THE LAB.
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WHEN I CALLED HIM BACK,
HE'S IN SURGERY.
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WHEN WHEN I FINALLY
GOT HOME LAST NIGHT,
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THERE WAS A RED LIGHT BLINKIN'
ON MY ANSWERIN' MACHINE.
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"YOU MISSED HIS CALL,
YOU MISSED HIS CALL,
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YOU MISSED HIS CALL."
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- YOURS MOCKS YOU?
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MINE JUST
FLASHES A LITTLE NUMBER.
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- DR. DOUGLAS, SOMETIMES
I WONDER WHAT GOOD IT IS
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BEIN' SO IN LOVE
WITH SOMEBODY
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WHEN YOU NEVER
GET TO SEE HIM,
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NEVER GET
TO TALK TO HIM...
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- OH, LAVERNE, YOU'RE
MAKING YOURSELF MISERABLE.
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LOOK, YOU DON'T SEE ME
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SITTING AROUND
FEELING SORRY FOR MYSELF
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JUST BECAUSE
I DON'T HAVE ANY PLANS.
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I'M GOING HOME TO HEAT UP
SOME LEFTOVER TACO BELL.
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SIT IN THE DARK AND...
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OH, GOD.
COME ON, LAVERNE.
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WE'RE GOIN' OUT.
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HEY, CHARLEY.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT?
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- PRACTICING
HARRY'S SIGNATURE.
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- WELL, WHILE YOU'RE AT IT,
BRING HIS CREDIT CARD.
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YOU'RE COMING WITH US.
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- COOL.
I'LL CALL MY BUD, BUD.
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WE'LL MAKE IT A PARTY.
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- DOCTOR,
I REALLY DON'T KNOW
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'CAUSE I TOLD MATT
I'D BE HOME TONIGHT.
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- SO, LEAVE HIM A MESSAGE
AND TELL HIM YOU'RE NOT.
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- MAXINE, YOU'RE A DOCTOR.
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MAYBE WHILE WE'RE OUT,
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YOU CAN FIND
SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME.
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- [laughs] YEAH.
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-
IN THE DESERT
YOU CAN'T REMEMBER YOUR NAME
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'CAUSE THERE AIN'T
NO ONE FOR TO GIVE YOU NO PAIN
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LA LA LA LA LA
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LA LA LA LA LA
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- BOY, CHARLEY'S
REALLY BELTIN' OUT.
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- YEAH,
IF HE DOESN'T STOP SOON,
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I'M GONNA BELT HIM.
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YOU KNOW,
I WISH HE'D SING TENOR...
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10 OR 12 MILES
AWAY FROM HERE.
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COME ON, LAVERNE.
CHEER UP.
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I'M WORKIN' HERE.
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- YOU REALLY
THINK SHE'S FUNNY?
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- NO.
JUST BEIN' POLITE.
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- HEY,
THIS PLACE IS GREAT.
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COME ON, MAXINE.
LET'S GO PICK OUT A DUET.
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- SURE.
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- I KNOW.
WE CAN DO EBONY AND IVORY.
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- GET REAL.
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- HEY, LAVERNE. WHY DON'T YOU
GET UP THERE AND SING SOMETHING?
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- OH, ARE YOU KIDDIN'?
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WHEN I SING IT SOUNDS LIKE
A 350 CHEVY THAT THREW A ROD.
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- I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.
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WHEN I SING IT SOUNDS LIKE
A BUSTED INTAKE VALVE.
227
00:09:13,599 --> 00:09:15,032
- WITH
THE BLOWN HEAD GASKET?
228
00:09:15,067 --> 00:09:16,581
- YOU'VE HEARD ME.
229
00:09:17,403 --> 00:09:19,469
- IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU KNOW
A THING OR TWO ABOUT CARS.
230
00:09:19,505 --> 00:09:21,104
- WELL, I HOPE I DO.
231
00:09:21,140 --> 00:09:23,272
I'M THE PIT CREW CHIEF
FOR BOB MASON JUNIOR.
232
00:09:23,296 --> 00:09:24,948
- MADMAN MASON?
233
00:09:25,678 --> 00:09:28,633
THE 39TH
FASTEST MAN IN THE WORLD?
234
00:09:29,342 --> 00:09:32,015
SAY, I HEARD HE GOT
HIS EAR BURNT OFF.
235
00:09:32,051 --> 00:09:35,025
- YEAH, BUT...
IT WASN'T FROM RACIN'.
236
00:09:35,254 --> 00:09:37,001
CURLING IRON.
237
00:09:37,990 --> 00:09:39,556
BUT YOU DIDN'T
HEAR THAT FROM ME.
238
00:09:39,591 --> 00:09:41,010
- WOW.
239
00:09:41,031 --> 00:09:42,492
PIT CREW...
240
00:09:42,528 --> 00:09:44,561
OOH, I TELL YOU,
THAT WOULD BE MY DREAM JOB.
241
00:09:44,596 --> 00:09:46,563
- WELL, IT AIN'T WHAT
IT'S ALL CRACKED UP TO BE.
242
00:09:46,598 --> 00:09:49,266
I MEAN, MOST OF IT
IS JUST HURRY UP AND WAIT
243
00:09:49,301 --> 00:09:51,409
AND HURRY UP AND WAIT.
244
00:09:51,915 --> 00:09:53,452
- AND PROBABLY
A LOT OF THIS:
245
00:09:53,774 --> 00:09:58,243
[imitating
a roaring engine]
246
00:09:59,164 --> 00:10:02,760
NO PHONE,
NO POOL, NO PETS
247
00:10:02,912 --> 00:10:06,171
I AIN'T
GOT NO CIGARETTES
248
00:10:06,482 --> 00:10:10,058
- WHO SAYS
WHITE PEOPLE AIN'T GOT SOUL?
249
00:10:11,153 --> 00:10:13,153
- [singing continues]
250
00:10:18,661 --> 00:10:19,973
- ALL RIGHT, DREYFUSS.
251
00:10:20,028 --> 00:10:21,512
LET'S SPRUCE YOU UP
FOR YOUR BIG DATE.
252
00:10:21,536 --> 00:10:22,845
COME ON, COME ON.
253
00:10:22,871 --> 00:10:24,750
GET UP.
COME ON. SIT UP.
254
00:10:26,302 --> 00:10:29,036
- DADDY, HE'S REALLY TIRED.
- FROM WHAT?
255
00:10:29,071 --> 00:10:30,637
- WELL, SCOTTY AND I
TOOK HIM TO THE PARK
256
00:10:30,673 --> 00:10:32,206
AND WE SPENT
ALL AFTERNOON PLAYING FETCH.
257
00:10:32,241 --> 00:10:33,674
- CAROL,
HOW COULD YOU DO THAT?
258
00:10:33,709 --> 00:10:35,287
YOU KNOW THAT LADY'S COMING OVER
WITH HER DOG TONIGHT.
259
00:10:35,318 --> 00:10:36,630
- SO?
- SO,
260
00:10:36,669 --> 00:10:39,505
IF EVERYTHING GOES WELL,
SHE'LL LET DREYFUSS...
261
00:10:39,915 --> 00:10:41,980
YOU KNOW,
WITH HER DOG.
262
00:10:43,664 --> 00:10:44,918
- WHAT, DADDY?
263
00:10:44,954 --> 00:10:46,305
- CAROL, YOU KNOW.
264
00:10:47,389 --> 00:10:49,497
MAKE--MAKE PUPPIES.
265
00:10:50,659 --> 00:10:53,293
- DADDY, YOU CAN SAY
"MATE" IN FRONT OF ME.
266
00:10:53,329 --> 00:10:54,628
COME ON.
IT'S EASY.
267
00:10:54,663 --> 00:10:56,786
MATE, MATE, MATE, MATE.
- ENOUGH, ENOUGH, ENOUGH.
268
00:10:57,500 --> 00:10:59,433
I MEAN, LOOK AT HIM.
HE LOOKS HALF-DEAD.
269
00:10:59,468 --> 00:11:01,835
- OH, SHE'LL JUST THINK
HE'S PLAYING HARD TO GET.
270
00:11:01,871 --> 00:11:04,271
- LOOKS LIKE HE'S PLAYING
HARD TO RESUSCITATE.
271
00:11:04,306 --> 00:11:05,539
[doorbell rings]
272
00:11:07,748 --> 00:11:09,409
YEAH, DREYF.
SAVE YOUR ENERGY.
273
00:11:09,445 --> 00:11:10,786
I'LL GET IT.
274
00:11:12,029 --> 00:11:13,528
OH, MRS. PROCKETT.
HOW ARE YOU?
275
00:11:13,564 --> 00:11:15,730
RUBY,
HOW ARE YOU DOING?
276
00:11:15,766 --> 00:11:18,500
- WELL, WE'RE JUST
KIND OF ON PINS AND NEEDLES.
277
00:11:18,535 --> 00:11:20,335
WHERE'S
THE DOG OF THE HOUR?
278
00:11:22,439 --> 00:11:25,574
MY, WHAT
A BIG FLUFFY FELLOW.
279
00:11:25,609 --> 00:11:27,909
REMINDS ME
OF THE REVEREND PROCKETT.
280
00:11:27,945 --> 00:11:29,945
THAT WOULD BE MY MISTER.
281
00:11:29,980 --> 00:11:31,880
- COME ON, DREYFUSS,
WE'LL GO OUT IN THE BACKYARD
282
00:11:31,915 --> 00:11:34,249
AND GIVE RUBY THE GRAND TOUR.
283
00:11:34,284 --> 00:11:35,892
WHOA.
284
00:11:36,887 --> 00:11:40,856
- MY, DREYFUSS CERTAINLY
HAS A BEAUTIFUL SISTER.
285
00:11:43,527 --> 00:11:45,223
- I'LL BE SURE TO TELL HER.
286
00:11:45,529 --> 00:11:46,862
SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
287
00:11:46,897 --> 00:11:48,897
I MEAN, DREYFUSS AND RUBY REALLY
SEEM TO BE HITTING IT OFF.
288
00:11:48,932 --> 00:11:50,832
- YES, THEY DO ME
A HANDSOME COUPLE.
289
00:11:50,868 --> 00:11:52,033
THEY DO.
290
00:11:52,069 --> 00:11:53,501
I BET THEY'D MAKE
SOME CUTE LITTLE ONES.
291
00:11:53,537 --> 00:11:54,803
- VERY CUTE.
292
00:11:54,838 --> 00:11:57,537
- I WONDER WHAT
THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT OUT THERE.
293
00:11:58,838 --> 00:11:59,930
- WHO?
294
00:11:59,966 --> 00:12:02,400
- WELL, THE PARENTS-TO-BE,
OF COURSE.
295
00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:05,803
OH, WE HAVE
TO PICK OUT SOME NAMES.
296
00:12:05,838 --> 00:12:07,038
NOW, I'VE
JOTTED DOWN A FEW.
297
00:12:07,073 --> 00:12:09,206
LET ME
JUST RUN THEM BY YOU.
298
00:12:09,242 --> 00:12:11,442
ELTON, COOPER,
299
00:12:11,477 --> 00:12:13,244
CHELSEA, KAYLA,
300
00:12:13,279 --> 00:12:15,522
BRENDON, AND SPOT.
301
00:12:16,582 --> 00:12:18,249
- THEY SOUND FINE.
302
00:12:18,284 --> 00:12:19,984
- AND IT WOULD BE
ALRIGHT WITH YOU
303
00:12:20,019 --> 00:12:22,772
IF WE SPLIT THE COST
OF THE BIRTH ANNOUNCEMENTS?
304
00:12:24,629 --> 00:12:25,756
- UH, EXCUSE ME?
305
00:12:25,792 --> 00:12:28,192
- WELL,
I THINK THAT'S ONLY FAIR
306
00:12:28,227 --> 00:12:30,782
SEEING AS HOW
WE'RE GOING TO BE IN-LAWS NOW.
307
00:12:31,011 --> 00:12:32,523
WE'RE PRESBYTERIAN.
308
00:12:32,562 --> 00:12:34,081
WHAT ARE YOU?
309
00:12:34,801 --> 00:12:37,107
- I'M...A LITTLE CONFUSED.
310
00:12:37,804 --> 00:12:41,238
I MEAN, YOU KNOW,
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT DOGS HERE.
311
00:12:41,274 --> 00:12:44,708
- WELL,
THAT SEEMS A BIT CAVALIER.
312
00:12:44,744 --> 00:12:46,143
I MEAN, AFTER ALL,
313
00:12:46,179 --> 00:12:49,080
WE'RE BRINGING SEVEN TO TEN
NEW LIVES INTO THIS WORLD.
314
00:12:49,115 --> 00:12:51,110
- YES, BUT THEY--
THEY'RE DOGS.
315
00:12:51,158 --> 00:12:53,884
- WHOSE MOUTHS ARE
CLEANER, THAN HUMANS.
316
00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:56,569
AND NEVER A ONE
HAS STARTED A WAR.
317
00:12:57,414 --> 00:12:59,367
- DADDY, THE DOGS GOT OUT.
- WHAT?
318
00:12:59,406 --> 00:13:00,836
- MY MY GOD, RUBY.
319
00:13:00,873 --> 00:13:02,296
- THEY--THEY JUMPED THE FENCE.
320
00:13:02,325 --> 00:13:03,591
- THEY'VE ELOPED.
321
00:13:07,834 --> 00:13:10,067
- ELOPED?
THEY'RE DOGS!
322
00:13:15,945 --> 00:13:17,678
- HEY, DR. DOUGLAS.
I WANNA THANK YOU
323
00:13:17,713 --> 00:13:19,146
FOR DRAGGIN' ME OUT
LAST NIGHT.
324
00:13:19,181 --> 00:13:21,181
I ENDED UP HAVIN'
ONE HELL OF A TIME.
325
00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:23,550
- YEAH, WELL, I HAVE
ONE HELL OF A HEADACHE.
326
00:13:23,586 --> 00:13:25,219
- WHY?
D'YOU DRINK TOO MUCH?
327
00:13:25,254 --> 00:13:27,267
- NO, YOU SANG TOO MUCH.
328
00:13:27,590 --> 00:13:31,938
- YEAH, ME AND BUD SANG EVERY
CAR SONG WE COULD THINK UP.
329
00:13:31,970 --> 00:13:33,694
PLUS PURPLE PEOPLE EATER.
330
00:13:33,729 --> 00:13:36,302
NOW, I LOVE A SONG
WITH A GOOD STORY.
331
00:13:37,266 --> 00:13:40,067
- YEAH, WELL, YOU TWO DID
SEEM PRETTY CHUMMY UP THERE.
332
00:13:40,102 --> 00:13:41,702
- YEAH,
HE'S A NICE FELLOW.
333
00:13:41,737 --> 00:13:45,965
DO YOU KNOW HE IS THE CHIEF
OF A REAL LIFE NASCAR PIT CREW?
334
00:13:45,997 --> 00:13:47,274
WE STOPPED FOR GAS.
335
00:13:47,309 --> 00:13:49,055
WE WAS IN AND OUT
IN 22 SECONDS.
336
00:13:49,211 --> 00:13:51,846
- WELL, I'M GLAD
YOU HAD A GOOD TIME.
337
00:13:51,872 --> 00:13:53,414
- YEAH,
AND WHEN I GOT HOME,
338
00:13:53,449 --> 00:13:55,983
THERE WAS A MESSAGE
ON MY MACHINE FROM MY MATTIE.
339
00:13:56,018 --> 00:13:57,818
- YEAH?
WELL, WHEN I GOT HOME,
340
00:13:57,853 --> 00:14:00,498
MY CAT HAD BURIED
THE REMOTE IN THE LITTER BOX.
341
00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:04,558
- HEY, LADIES,
GUESS WHAT?
342
00:14:04,593 --> 00:14:06,627
BUD GOT US
THREE PIT PASSES
343
00:14:06,662 --> 00:14:08,529
FOR THE SOUTH FLORIDA 500
THIS WEEKEND.
344
00:14:08,564 --> 00:14:10,230
- OH, MY LORD.
345
00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:12,833
AL UNSER JUNIOR
IS SUPPOSED TO BE THERE.
346
00:14:12,868 --> 00:14:14,635
MATT IS COMIN' IN ON FRIDAY,
347
00:14:14,670 --> 00:14:16,036
DO YOU THINK BUD
CAN GET ANOTHER PASS?
348
00:14:16,072 --> 00:14:18,635
- LAVERNE, I DON'T THINK
THAT'S SUCH A GOOD IDEA.
349
00:14:18,682 --> 00:14:20,808
BUD'S KINDA
GOT THE HOTS FOR YOU.
350
00:14:20,843 --> 00:14:23,995
- OOH, TONE-DEAF LOVE.
351
00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:28,315
- COME ON, CHARLEY.
352
00:14:28,350 --> 00:14:30,384
ME AND BUD
JUST HAD FUN, THAT'S ALL.
353
00:14:30,425 --> 00:14:33,737
- LAVERNE, LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING ABOUT GUYS AND FUN.
354
00:14:34,565 --> 00:14:37,475
GUYS DON'T HAVE FUN UNLESS
THEY GOT THE HOTS FOR YA.
355
00:14:39,175 --> 00:14:41,449
- WELL, I'M AFRAID
I ALREADY HAVE A BEAU.
356
00:14:41,488 --> 00:14:43,338
[phone rings]
357
00:14:44,066 --> 00:14:45,899
CANAL STREET CLINIC.
358
00:14:45,935 --> 00:14:48,288
OH, HI, MATTIE,
I GOT YOUR MESSAGE LAST NIGHT.
359
00:14:48,327 --> 00:14:50,120
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU.
360
00:14:50,683 --> 00:14:52,104
AGAIN?
361
00:14:54,054 --> 00:14:55,353
YEAH, WELL,
I UNDERSTAND,
362
00:14:55,389 --> 00:14:57,245
BUT I DON'T
HAVE TO LIKE IT.
363
00:14:58,158 --> 00:15:01,069
MATT, I CAN'T GET
A FLIGHT OUT NOW.
364
00:15:02,562 --> 00:15:05,399
YEAH, WELL, I'M--
I'M SORRY TOO.
365
00:15:09,803 --> 00:15:10,902
- YOU OKAY, LAVERNE?
366
00:15:10,937 --> 00:15:12,204
- FINE.
367
00:15:13,006 --> 00:15:14,906
MATT CAN'T
COME LAST WEEKEND,
368
00:15:14,941 --> 00:15:17,409
OR NEXT WEEKEND,
OR THIS WEEKEND.
369
00:15:17,444 --> 00:15:19,744
THE ONLY ONE GETTIN' ANYTHING
OUT OF THIS RELATIONSHIP
370
00:15:19,780 --> 00:15:21,480
IS THE PHONE COMPANY.
371
00:15:22,115 --> 00:15:24,115
- WELL, AT LEAST NOW
YOU CAN JOIN US IN THE PITS.
372
00:15:24,151 --> 00:15:26,556
- I MIGHT AS WELL.
I'M ALREADY THERE.
373
00:15:34,494 --> 00:15:36,587
- OH, DREYFFY.
374
00:15:36,618 --> 00:15:38,431
IT'S SO GOOD
TO HAVE YOU BACK.
375
00:15:38,472 --> 00:15:41,833
OH, YOU SWEET,
SWEET, DREYFFY.
376
00:15:41,868 --> 00:15:43,201
BAD DOG.
377
00:15:43,236 --> 00:15:44,736
BAD, BAD DOG.
378
00:15:44,771 --> 00:15:47,439
- CAROL, CAROL, WE ALREADY DID
THE BAD DOG THING IN THE CAR.
379
00:15:47,474 --> 00:15:49,394
DREYFFY FEELS BAD ENOUGH.
380
00:15:49,776 --> 00:15:51,712
BAD DOG.
381
00:15:52,279 --> 00:15:53,778
DID YOU GET A HOLD
OF MRS. PROCKETT?
382
00:15:53,814 --> 00:15:54,979
- I DIDN'T HAVE TO.
383
00:15:55,015 --> 00:15:56,614
THE WOMAN'S BEEN
CALLING EVERY FIVE MINUTES.
384
00:15:56,650 --> 00:15:57,849
DADDY, SHE'S WEIRD.
- YES, I KNOW.
385
00:15:57,884 --> 00:15:59,984
BUT YOU REALLY CAN'T
BLAME HER.
386
00:16:00,020 --> 00:16:01,152
SHE'S WORRIED
ABOUT HER DOG.
387
00:16:01,188 --> 00:16:04,255
- DADDY, TODAY
SHE BROUGHT OVER A PSYCHIC.
388
00:16:04,291 --> 00:16:05,910
HE SNIFFED ME.
389
00:16:07,391 --> 00:16:08,660
- ANYWAY...
390
00:16:08,695 --> 00:16:11,329
UH, SOPHIA,
I'M JUST GLAD YOU FOUND THEM.
391
00:16:11,364 --> 00:16:13,331
- I WONDER WHY
THEY ENDED UP AT SHADY PINES.
392
00:16:13,366 --> 00:16:15,844
- EVERYONE
ENDS UP AT SHADY PINES.
393
00:16:16,570 --> 00:16:18,069
CIAO.
394
00:16:18,104 --> 00:16:19,971
- OH.
WAIT, WAIT, SOPHIA.
395
00:16:20,006 --> 00:16:21,739
DON'T YOU WANT
A RIDE HOME?
396
00:16:21,775 --> 00:16:24,081
- WHAT ARE YOU, DEAF?
I WANT SOME CHOW.
397
00:16:24,778 --> 00:16:25,777
[doorbell rings]
398
00:16:25,812 --> 00:16:27,145
- ALL RIGHT.
399
00:16:30,417 --> 00:16:31,829
HI, MRS. PROCKETT.
400
00:16:31,851 --> 00:16:33,650
- OH, MY BABY.
401
00:16:33,698 --> 00:16:37,055
AWAY FOR MOMMY
AND DADDY ALL NIGHT LONG
402
00:16:37,090 --> 00:16:40,258
ROAMING THE STREETS
WITH THIS HOOLIGAN.
403
00:16:41,127 --> 00:16:42,927
- HOOLIGAN?
EXCUSE ME, BUT...
404
00:16:42,963 --> 00:16:45,029
DID IT EVER OCCUR TO YOU
THAT MAYBE IT WAS RUBY
405
00:16:45,065 --> 00:16:46,865
WHO JUMPED THE FENCE FIRST,
AND DREYFUSS WENT ALONG
406
00:16:46,900 --> 00:16:48,533
JUST TO MAKE SURE
SHE DIDN'T GET IN ANY TROUBLE?
407
00:16:48,568 --> 00:16:50,635
- LIKE THE GENTLEMAN HE IS.
408
00:16:50,670 --> 00:16:52,795
- A GENTLEMAN ROGUE.
409
00:16:53,707 --> 00:16:56,341
- ANYWAY, LOOK, I GOT
THE DOGS HOME SAFE AND SOUND.
410
00:16:56,376 --> 00:16:57,642
YOU COULD THANK ME.
411
00:16:57,677 --> 00:16:59,410
- IT WILL BE A COLD DAY
412
00:16:59,446 --> 00:17:02,413
IN H-E DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS
BEFORE I THANK YOU.
413
00:17:02,449 --> 00:17:04,616
AFTER THE ORDEAL
YOU'VE PUT US THROUGH...
414
00:17:04,651 --> 00:17:07,018
RUBY, COME ON.
I SAID COME ON, RUBY.
415
00:17:07,053 --> 00:17:09,387
WE'RE NOT MARRYING
INTO THIS FAMILY.
416
00:17:20,967 --> 00:17:22,567
- POOR DREYFUSS.
417
00:17:22,602 --> 00:17:24,305
HIS HEART IS BROKEN.
418
00:17:24,404 --> 00:17:25,737
THEY YEARN FOR EACH OTHER,
419
00:17:25,772 --> 00:17:28,337
YET THEIR FAMILIES
CANNOT GET ALONG.
420
00:17:29,876 --> 00:17:32,155
IT'S SO ROMEO AND JULIET.
421
00:17:33,013 --> 00:17:35,123
- CAROL, THEY'RE DOGS.
422
00:17:40,654 --> 00:17:42,654
- HEY, LAVERNE,
WE'RE OFF TO THE RACES.
423
00:17:42,689 --> 00:17:45,390
- OH, CHARLEY,
I'M AFRAID I CAN'T GO.
424
00:17:45,425 --> 00:17:47,725
I'D BE GOIN'
FOR ALL THE WRONG REASONS.
425
00:17:47,761 --> 00:17:49,794
- DON'T FEEL BAD ABOUT THAT.
426
00:17:49,829 --> 00:17:52,121
EVERYBODY GOES
TO SEE PEOPLE CRASH.
427
00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:55,800
BESIDES,
BUD REALLY LIKES YOU.
428
00:17:55,835 --> 00:17:58,269
- WELL, CHARLEY,
HE'S A NICE FELLOW AND ALL,
429
00:17:58,305 --> 00:18:00,271
BUT I'D ONLY
BE LEADIN' HIM ON.
430
00:18:00,307 --> 00:18:02,855
- NUH-UH. YOU'D ALSO
BE GETTING BACK AT MATT.
431
00:18:03,310 --> 00:18:06,644
- I WOULD NEVER GO OUT
WITH ANYBODY JUST FOR SPITE.
432
00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:08,112
- WHY NOT?
CHICKS GO OUT WITH ME
433
00:18:08,148 --> 00:18:10,146
ALL THE TIME
TO SPITE PEOPLE.
434
00:18:11,518 --> 00:18:13,451
THEIR HUSBANDS,
THEIR FATHERS,
435
00:18:13,486 --> 00:18:14,917
THEMSELVES...
436
00:18:15,388 --> 00:18:16,487
COME ON, LAVERNE.
437
00:18:16,523 --> 00:18:17,922
YOU CAN'T JUST
SIT HERE AND BE SAD.
438
00:18:18,570 --> 00:18:20,291
- THAT'S
MIGHTY SWEET OF YOU, CHARLEY,
439
00:18:20,327 --> 00:18:21,926
BUT I'LL BE OKAY.
440
00:18:21,962 --> 00:18:23,394
- OKAY, LAVERNE.
441
00:18:23,430 --> 00:18:25,126
TAKE CARE.
- THANKS.
442
00:18:26,232 --> 00:18:27,532
- OH.
443
00:18:27,567 --> 00:18:30,565
UH, LAVERNE, I DON'T KNOW
QUITE HOW TO SAY THIS.
444
00:18:31,137 --> 00:18:33,874
I WAS KINDA
COUNTING ON YOUR GAS MONEY.
445
00:18:36,042 --> 00:18:38,341
THAT'S OKAY.
YOU CAN PAY ME LATER.
446
00:18:41,748 --> 00:18:44,840
- BE HOME,
BE HOME, BE HOME.
447
00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:46,643
BE HOME.
448
00:18:48,389 --> 00:18:50,359
OF COURSE,
YOU'RE NOT HOME.
449
00:18:51,022 --> 00:18:52,789
HI, IT'S ME.
450
00:18:52,928 --> 00:18:56,196
UM, I REALLY
WISH YOU WERE THERE
451
00:18:56,232 --> 00:18:59,878
'CAUSE I REALLY
NEED TO TALK TO YOU, MATT.
452
00:19:00,589 --> 00:19:03,503
YOU AND ME
HAVE A BIG PROBLEM SO...
453
00:19:04,493 --> 00:19:06,832
PLEASE CALL ME
AS SOON AS YOU CAN.
454
00:19:07,829 --> 00:19:09,407
- HOW 'BOUT NOW?
455
00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:13,481
- MATT.
456
00:19:19,474 --> 00:19:22,536
OH, MATT,
I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
457
00:19:23,045 --> 00:19:26,179
BUT YOU AND ME,
WE NEED TO TALK
458
00:19:26,214 --> 00:19:29,983
'CAUSE THIS AIN'T
NO WAY TO HAVE A RELATIONSHIP.
459
00:19:30,018 --> 00:19:31,785
WE NEVER SEE EACH OTHER.
460
00:19:32,283 --> 00:19:33,453
- I KNOW.
461
00:19:33,488 --> 00:19:37,057
- I MEAN, YOU'RE
ALL I EVER THINK ABOUT,
462
00:19:37,092 --> 00:19:39,859
AND YOU'RE SO BUSY THERE,
AND I'M SO BUSY HERE,
463
00:19:39,895 --> 00:19:41,961
WE CAN JUST
NEVER GET TOGETHER,
464
00:19:41,997 --> 00:19:43,196
AND I LOVE YOU
SO MUCH, MATT.
465
00:19:43,231 --> 00:19:45,332
IT'S JUST
MAKIN' ME REALLY MISERABLE.
466
00:19:45,367 --> 00:19:47,663
- IT'S MAKIN' ME
MISERABLE, TOO.
467
00:19:49,305 --> 00:19:51,289
I'M AFRAID
IT'S GOT TO END.
468
00:19:56,511 --> 00:19:57,944
- YEAH.
469
00:19:57,979 --> 00:19:59,528
I GUESS SO.
470
00:20:01,883 --> 00:20:03,152
- SO...
471
00:20:03,785 --> 00:20:05,654
THAT'S WHY I GOT YOU THIS.
472
00:20:14,496 --> 00:20:15,914
- WHAT IS THIS?
473
00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:21,215
- MOST
OF NEXT YEAR'S SALARY.
474
00:20:23,947 --> 00:20:25,345
LAVERNE...
475
00:20:26,508 --> 00:20:28,548
WILL YOU MARRY ME?
476
00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:34,888
- OH, MATTIE, YES.
477
00:20:52,367 --> 00:20:53,466
[doorbell rings]
478
00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:54,696
- OH.
479
00:20:58,673 --> 00:21:01,007
- HELL DR. WESTON.
REMEMBER ME?
480
00:21:01,042 --> 00:21:04,177
- OH, YEAH.
MRS., UH...KROVITZ.
481
00:21:04,212 --> 00:21:05,634
- PROCKETT.
482
00:21:06,548 --> 00:21:08,715
- OH, YES. SURE.
IT'S--IT'S BEEN A WHILE.
483
00:21:08,750 --> 00:21:10,597
- IT'S BEEN THREE MONTHS.
484
00:21:10,980 --> 00:21:13,019
- SO, HOW'S, UH...RUDY?
485
00:21:13,054 --> 00:21:15,021
- RUBY.
- OH.
486
00:21:15,056 --> 00:21:17,657
- AND FOR STARTERS,
SHE HAS LOST HER FIGURE.
487
00:21:17,692 --> 00:21:18,992
- I--I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
488
00:21:19,027 --> 00:21:21,439
- WELL,
A DEAL IS A DEAL.
489
00:21:22,964 --> 00:21:23,997
- OH.
- HERE YOU ARE.
490
00:21:24,032 --> 00:21:26,633
- OH, WHAT A SWEETIE.
491
00:21:26,668 --> 00:21:29,202
LOOK AT HIM, OH.
BOY, LOOK AT THIS.
492
00:21:29,369 --> 00:21:32,275
DRYFFY...
LOOK....
493
00:21:32,707 --> 00:21:35,221
YOU'RE A DADDY.
LOOK AT HIM.
494
00:21:35,710 --> 00:21:39,446
- AND YOU OWE ME 1,500 BUCKS.
- FOR WHAT?
495
00:21:39,481 --> 00:21:42,182
- VET BILLS,
BIRTH ANNOUNCEMENTS,
496
00:21:42,217 --> 00:21:44,484
AND PSYCHOLOGICAL
COUNSELING.
497
00:21:45,728 --> 00:21:46,820
- FOR RUBY?
498
00:21:46,855 --> 00:21:49,041
- NO, FOR ME.
499
00:21:49,073 --> 00:21:51,873
I'M FAR TOO YOUNG
TO BE A GRANDMOTHER.
500
00:22:00,652 --> 00:22:04,561
AFTER TWO DAYS
IN THE DESERT SUN
501
00:22:04,744 --> 00:22:07,862
MY SKIN
BEGAN TO TURN RED
502
00:22:08,153 --> 00:22:12,043
AFTER THREE DAYS
IN THE DESERT FUN
503
00:22:12,082 --> 00:22:15,428
I WAS LOOKING
AT A RIVERBED
504
00:22:16,004 --> 00:22:19,770
AND THE STORY IT TOLD
ABOUT A RIVER THAT FLOWED
505
00:22:19,808 --> 00:22:23,167
MADE ME SAD
TO THINK IT WAS DEAD
506
00:22:23,601 --> 00:22:25,802
YOU SEE, I'VE BEEN
THROUGH THE DESERT
507
00:22:25,837 --> 00:22:27,603
ON A HORSE WITH NO NAME
508
00:22:27,639 --> 00:22:30,805
IT FELT GOOD
TO BE OUT OF THE RAIN
509
00:22:31,347 --> 00:22:34,967
IN THE DESERT
YOU CAN'T REMEMBER YOUR NAME
510
00:22:35,003 --> 00:22:39,077
'CAUSE THERE AIN'T NO ONE
FOR TO GIVE YOU NO PAIN
511
00:22:39,301 --> 00:22:42,536
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512
00:22:42,571 --> 00:22:47,207
LA LA LA LA LA
513
00:22:47,242 --> 00:22:52,554
LA LA LA LA
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514
00:22:52,604 --> 00:22:57,154
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