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[doorbell ringing]
- OKAY, STAY, STAY.
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- OH, HI, DR. WESTON,
I HOPE I'M NOT DISTURBING YOU.
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- NO, NO, NO.
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IT'S SO NICE
TO SEE YOU AGAIN...UM...
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- REMEMBER?
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I VOLUNTEERED AT YOUR CLINIC
FOR A LITTLE WHILE
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TO TRY TO GET OVER
MY DEAD SISTER,
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BUT THAT DIDN'T WORK, SO...
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THEN I WENT ON VACATION
AND NOW I'M BACK
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AND I FEEL PRETTY GOOD
ABOUT MY SISTER.
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WELL, EXCEPT FOR THE FACT
THAT SHE'S STILL DEAD.
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DORIS.
- DORIS! DORIS!
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PLEASE, PLEASE, COME ON IN.
WOW.
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SO,
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
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- LET ME INTRODUCE MYSELF.
MY NAME IS DORIS
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AND I'M YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD
"LADY RHONDA COSMETICS" GIRL
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AND TODAY'S YOUR LUCKY DAY.
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I'M HERE TO OFFER YOU THE FINEST
OF PERSONAL GROOMING PRODUCTS--
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- UH, EXCUSE ME--
- PLEASE DON'T TALK!
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I'LL LOSE MY PLACE.
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OKAY, UH...
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OH, SHOOT!
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WELL...
LET ME INTRODUCE MYSELF.
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MY NAME IS DORIS
AND I'M YOUR NEIGH--
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- EXCUSE ME, I--I'M JUST--
I'M NOT REALLY INTERESTED
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IN ANY PERSONAL
GROOMING PRODUCTS TODAY.
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- OH, OKAY, COURSE NOT.
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SORRY I BOTHERED YOU.
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BYE.
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- NO, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
NO, NO, NO.
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IT'S--IT'S ALL RIGHT.
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WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?
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- I HAVE ROLL-ON MOUSSE.
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- THAT'S--ROLL-ON MOUSSE, HUH?
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WELL...I'LL--I'LL TAKE ONE.
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- DO YOU WANT "ORANGE BLOSSOM"
OR "NEW CAR SMELL"?
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- UH..."NEW CAR."
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- LEATHER OR VELOUR?
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- SURPRISE ME.
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FINE, THAT'S ALL RIGHT, DEAR,
I'LL JUST TAKE THAT ONE.
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- UH-OH, UH-OH.
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- WHAT? WHAT?
OH, YOU NEED MORE?
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- I--I DON'T HAVE ANY CHANGE.
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I'VE NEVER NEEDED IT BEFORE.
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OH, STUPID, STUPID!
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OH, I--I COULD BRING YOU
YOUR CHANGE TONIGHT.
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- NO, THAT'LL--THAT'LL BE FINE,
DEAR.
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IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN,
UH...
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- DORIS.
- DORIS!
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-
LIFE GOES ON, AND SO DO WE
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- MAXINE, THIS X-RAY
IS SO BLURRY.
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WHAT IS IT SUPPOSED TO BE?
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- OH, I THINK THAT'S
MR. STEVENSON'S LEFT ANKLE.
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- IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE AN ANKLE,
IT LOOKS LIKE A...
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A COLD FRONT MOVING IN
FROM CANADA.
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- IT'S THAT DAMN X-RAY
MACHINE AGAIN.
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IT'S--
[smelling]
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WHAT IS THAT SMELL?
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- I--I--
I DON'T SMELL ANYTHING.
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- [smelling]
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IS THAT YOUR HAIR?
- WOULD YOU? LOOK...
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CAN WE JUST GET TO WORK, PLEASE?
WHERE IS LAVERNE?
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- IN HICKORY.
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SHE HAD TO GO HOME AND SEE
TATER NORTON IN THE HOSPITAL.
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- I BELIEVE HIS CHRISTIAN NAME
IS "POTATO."
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- WELL, ANYWAY, "POTATO"
WAS PASSED OUT IN THE MEADOW.
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SOME CRAZY KIDS WERE OUT
COW TIPPING,
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AND IT SEEMS TATER
GOT FLATTENED.
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OR, SHOULD I SAY...
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MASHED!
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HARRY, YOU KNOW,
WE HAVE GOT TO RAISE SOME MONEY
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FOR A NEW X-RAY MACHINE.
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I THINK WE BETTER WORK
THE PHONES TONIGHT.
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- CAN'T, DEAR.
I'M GOING TO THE OPERA.
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- OPERA?
HEY, RICH PEOPLE.
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MAYBE YOU COULD
RAISE SOME MONEY THERE.
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- WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
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STAND IN THE LOBBY
WITH A TAMBOURINE?
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- GOOD IDEA.
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HERE'S A CUP.
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[smelling]
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DID YOU GET A NEW CAR?
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- NO.
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- WELL, HI.
I'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU.
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- HOW? YOU DON'T KNOW ME.
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- YES, I DO. MY FATHER TOLD ME
YOU WERE COMING.
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- HE REMEMBERED ME?
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- YES, YOU'RE, UH, UH...
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BEATRICE!
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- DORIS.
- DORIS!
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- I HAVE DR. WESTON'S CHANGE.
- OH, THANKS.
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OKAY, WELL, BYE-BYE.
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WHAT?
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- I DON'T SUPPOSE
YOU'D BE INTERESTED
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IN SEEING ANY OF MY PRODUCTS?
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- NO, I DON'T THINK SO.
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- RIGHT. WHY WOULD YOU NEED
BEAUTY PRODUCTS?
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YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL.
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- DO COME IN.
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- ARE YOU SURE?
I'M A PRETTY LOUSY SALESPERSON.
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I MEAN, I WOULDN'T EVEN
BUY ANYTHING FROM ME
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AND I COULD REALLY USE
SOME BEAUTY PRODUCTS.
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- DON'T PUT YOURSELF DOWN
LIKE THAT.
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- SORRY.
- DON'T APOLOGIZE.
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- OKAY, SORRY.
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OOPS, SORRY.
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- UH-OH.
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I CAN SMELL LOW SELF-ESTEEM
A MILE AWAY.
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DORIS, I HOPE YOU DON'T
TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY,
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BUT YOU NEED HELP.
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- I KNOW I DO.
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FOR WHAT?
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- DORIS, YOU MAY FIND THIS
HARD TO BELIEVE,
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BUT I'VE STRUGGLED WITH
MY OWN SELF-ESTEEM ISSUES.
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- WELL, MAYBE YOU COULD GIVE ME
A FEW POINTERS.
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- OH, WELL, I DON'T REALLY THINK
I'M QUALIFIED.
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- BUT YOU'RE SO TOGETHER,
SO SELF-ASSURED.
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- DO SIT DOWN.
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- I HATE TO BOTHER YOU.
YOUR TIME MUST BE SO VALUABLE.
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- IT IS.
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DORIS, ARE YOU SURE
YOU WANT ME TO HELP YOU?
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- IF YOU WANT TO.
- WHAT DO YOU WANT?
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- WHATEVER YOU WANT.
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- DORIS, DO YOU KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE DOING?
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- SWEATING.
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- GOOD MORNING, HARRY.
- MORNING, SOPHIA.
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- [smelling]
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HEY, HARRY,
DID YOU GET A NEW CAR?
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- YES, SOPHIA.
YES, I DID.
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- WELL, IT STINKS.
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- HI, SOPHIA.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING
DOWN HERE SO EARLY?
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- THERE'S A SALE
AT VICTORIA'S SECRET.
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HALF OFF ON G-STRINGS.
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- UH, SOPHIA,
MAYBE YOU DON'T REALIZE
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WHAT THEY MEAN BY G-STRINGS.
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- BUTTLESS UNDERWEAR.
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- SURPRISE, SURPRISE!
- OH!
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MARG--
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MARGARET, MARGARET!
WHAT--WHAT IS ALL THIS?
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- WELL, LAST NIGHT
AT THE OPERA,
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YOU MENTIONED THAT YOU NEEDED
A NEW X-RAY MACHINE.
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VOILA.
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- MARGARET,
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.
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- OH, SHUT UP, HARRY.
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HI, I'M DR. MAXINE DOUGLAS
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AND THIS IS
VERY GENEROUS OF YOU.
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- MARGARET RANDALL.
IT'S MY PLEASURE.
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AND A SIGNIFICANT
TAX DEDUCTION.
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- HEY, AS LONG AS
YOU'RE GIVING STUFF AWAY,
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WE COULD USE A NEW
AIR HOCKEY TABLE AT THE HOME.
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- BOY, I CAN'T WAIT TO TRY
THIS BABY OUT!
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RIGHT THIS WAY, BOYS.
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AND STRIP DOWN TO YOUR SHORTS.
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I'M IN A PICTURE-TAKING MOOD.
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- MARGARET, I--I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO THANK YOU.
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- WELL, YOU CAN THANK ME
BY BEING
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AT MY HOUSE TOMORROW NIGHT.
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I'M HAVING A DINNER PARTY
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AND I WILL NOT TAKE "NO"
FOR AN ANSWER.
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- IN THAT CASE,
I'D BE DELIGHTED.
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- WONDERFUL!
DINNER'S AT 8:00.
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I'LL...BE COUNTING
THE MINUTES.
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- LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S
GOT THE HOTS FOR YOU, HARRY.
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- SOPHIA, DON'T BE SILLY.
SHE'S AN ACQUAINTANCE.
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I GAVE HER A RIDE HOME
THE OTHER NIGHT.
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- AND SHE GAVE YOU
AN X-RAY MACHINE.
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WHAT WAS IT, LOVERBOY?
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A LITTLE FULL-CONTACT
FUNDRAISING?
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- NO, SOPHIA,
THERE WAS NO CONTACT.
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WELL, THERE WAS
AN ACCIDENTAL BRUSH
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WHEN I REACHED OVER
TO OPEN THE DOOR FOR HER.
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- SEE? GOOD THINGS HAPPEN
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WHEN YOU GO AROUND
FEELING UP OLD LADIES.
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[people talking]
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- HARRY! OH, I'M SO GLAD
YOU COULD MAKE IT.
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- OH, MARGARET,
THIS IS AN INCREDIBLE HOUSE.
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- DID YOU HAVE ANY TROUBLE
FINDING IT?
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- NOT AT ALL.
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I JUST FOLLOWED THE SIGNS
ON THE PARKWAY.
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IT SAYS "MARGARET'S HOUSE:
NEXT THREE EXITS."
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- [laughing]
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OH, HARRY,
THAT'S MARVELOUS!
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EVERYBODY GATHER ROUND!
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DID YOU HEAR WHAT HARRY SAID?
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- MARGARET, IT REALLY WASN'T
THAT FUNNY.
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IT WAS--
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- I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD TROUBLE
FINDING THE HOUSE
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AND UH--WHAT WAS IT
YOU SAID, HARRY?
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- I--I SAID THERE WERE SIGNS
ON THE PARKWAY
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THAT SAID "MARGARET'S HOUSE:
NEXT THREE EXITS."
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- [Margaret laughing]
YES!
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- I DON'T GET IT.
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- BECAUSE IT'S BIG, GEORGE.
- OH.
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- SO THIS IS THE HARRY WE'VE
BEEN HEARING SO MUCH ABOUT!
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- I AM? YOU HAVE?
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- GEORGE,
HOW MUCH DID YOU SAY
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YOU WERE CONTRIBUTING
TO HARRY'S CLINIC?
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- HOW 'BOUT
IF I GET BACK TO YOU?
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- HOW 'BOUT IF I GET
A NEW LAWYER?
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- I'M BACK
AND I'M WRITING A CHECK.
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- MARGARET, I REALLY APPRECIATE
ALL THAT YOU'RE DOING FOR US,
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BUT I'M NOT QUITE SURE
WHAT WE'VE DONE TO DESERVE THIS.
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- YOU TOUCHED ME LAST NIGHT,
HARRY.
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- THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
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- WELL, I MEAN,
YOU KNOW, YOUR WORK.
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IT'S SO SELFLESS,
SO MEANINGFUL.
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- WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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- WELL, SHALL WE EAT?
- YES.
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- TIME FOR DINNER, EVERYONE!
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SHALL WE ALL JUST GO ALONG
INTO THE DINING ROOM?
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- OH, MARGARET, YOU'RE RIGHT.
HE'S DARLING.
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- I SHOULD HOPE SO.
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HE'S GOING TO
BE MY NEXT HUSBAND.
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WOULD YOU EXCUSE ME
FOR A MINUTE, HARRY?
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- CERTAINLY, DEAR.
- THANK YOU.
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- SO, HARRY...
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LOOKS LIKE MARGARET'S
TAKEN QUITE A LIKING TO YOU.
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- WELL, I--I LIKE HER, TOO.
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- A WORD TO THE WISE, HARRY.
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SHE ADORES FRENCH BATH OIL.
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- SURE, WELL, WHO DOESN'T?
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- SO, YOU'RE THE NEW BOYFRIEND.
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00:11:56,752 --> 00:11:58,552
I'M EDGAR.
- OH, UH, HARRY.
225
00:11:58,587 --> 00:11:59,720
WHAT DID YOU SAY?
226
00:11:59,748 --> 00:12:02,382
- NOW, YOU TAKE GOOD CARE
OF MY GIRL.
227
00:12:02,418 --> 00:12:03,784
- I'M SORRY, SIR.
228
00:12:03,819 --> 00:12:05,719
I HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
229
00:12:05,754 --> 00:12:07,454
- MARGARET.
230
00:12:07,489 --> 00:12:09,556
SHE'S MADLY IN LOVE WITH YOU.
231
00:12:09,591 --> 00:12:12,072
WELL, I GUESS THE BEST MAN WON.
232
00:12:12,528 --> 00:12:14,828
- WAIT, WAIT, EXCUSE ME.
I-I--
233
00:12:14,863 --> 00:12:16,062
[chuckling]
234
00:12:16,098 --> 00:12:18,340
I HAVE NO FEELINGS FOR MARGARET.
235
00:12:19,201 --> 00:12:21,701
- YOU MEAN SHE'S JUST
A PLAYTHING TO YOU?
236
00:12:21,737 --> 00:12:23,804
NOW, NOW, NOW, I'M WARNING YOU,
YOUNG MAN.
237
00:12:23,839 --> 00:12:25,939
IF YOU BREAK HER HEART I--I...
238
00:12:25,974 --> 00:12:29,003
I SHALL HAVE TO GIVE YOU
A GOOD CANING.
239
00:12:29,812 --> 00:12:31,845
- EDGAR, EDGAR,
YOU HAVE THE WRONG IDEA.
240
00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:33,814
I--I BARELY KNOW MARGARET.
241
00:12:33,849 --> 00:12:36,850
THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
GOING ON BETWEEN US.
242
00:12:36,885 --> 00:12:38,261
- NOTHING?
243
00:12:38,300 --> 00:12:42,155
OH, I BEG YOUR PARDON, HARRY.
I'M SORRY I WAS SO HARD ON YOU.
244
00:12:42,191 --> 00:12:44,627
OH, IT'S THIS BLASTED TEMPER
OF MINE.
245
00:12:45,707 --> 00:12:48,410
- LISTEN, EDGAR, IF YOU'RE
INTERESTED IN MARGARET--
246
00:12:49,371 --> 00:12:51,965
- I--I ADORE THE WOMAN.
247
00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:54,526
BUT SHE HARDLY KNOWS I'M ALIVE.
248
00:12:55,872 --> 00:12:57,768
- WELL, WHY DON'T YOU TELL HER
HOW YOU FEEL?
249
00:12:57,803 --> 00:12:59,669
- OH, I WILL.
I WILL.
250
00:12:59,705 --> 00:13:02,705
I--I'M JUST WAITING
FOR THE RIGHT MOMENT.
251
00:13:02,959 --> 00:13:06,077
- HOW--HOW LONG
HAVE YOU BEEN WAITING?
252
00:13:06,359 --> 00:13:08,880
- SINCE 1938.
253
00:13:16,889 --> 00:13:18,655
- NOW, BEFORE WE BEGIN,
254
00:13:18,690 --> 00:13:22,292
HAVE YOU EVER HAD ANY
COUNSELING, THERAPY, GROUPS?
255
00:13:22,327 --> 00:13:25,493
- I TOOK A COURSE
IN ASSERTIVENESS TRAINING.
256
00:13:25,844 --> 00:13:27,508
- REALLY? YOU?
257
00:13:27,548 --> 00:13:28,934
- YES!
258
00:13:32,604 --> 00:13:35,180
THAT WAS AS FAR AS I GOT.
259
00:13:35,974 --> 00:13:37,502
- OKAY.
260
00:13:37,549 --> 00:13:42,348
LET'S PAINT A LITTLE PICTURE
OF DORIS.
261
00:13:42,748 --> 00:13:46,650
NOW, WHAT ARE THE THINGS
YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF?
262
00:13:48,253 --> 00:13:51,087
- I CAN CONTROL MY HICCUPS.
263
00:13:52,224 --> 00:13:53,356
- THAT'S IT?
264
00:13:53,392 --> 00:13:55,549
- YOU THINK IT'S EASY?
265
00:13:56,695 --> 00:13:58,337
- ALL RIGHT.
266
00:13:58,384 --> 00:14:02,104
AND WHAT ARE THE AREAS THAT
YOU FEEL COULD USE IMPROVEMENT?
267
00:14:03,402 --> 00:14:05,836
- EVERYTHING ELSE.
268
00:14:05,911 --> 00:14:07,537
- OH, DORIS.
269
00:14:07,573 --> 00:14:09,906
I KNOW ALL ABOUT
THAT LITTLE VOICE THAT SAYS
270
00:14:09,942 --> 00:14:11,441
YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT.
271
00:14:11,477 --> 00:14:14,483
- YOU KNOW MY MOTHER?
272
00:14:20,219 --> 00:14:22,085
- NO, IT'S THE VOICE INSIDE.
273
00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:25,188
THE ONE THAT SAYS,
"YOU'RE A LOUSY SALESPERSON,"
274
00:14:25,224 --> 00:14:27,413
OR, "NO MAN
WILL EVER WANT YOU."
275
00:14:27,452 --> 00:14:30,655
AND YOU MUST LEARN TO RESPOND
WITH YOUR OWN VOICE, AND SAY,
276
00:14:30,687 --> 00:14:33,320
"TISH TOSH. I LIKE ME."
277
00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:37,367
EVEN WHEN YOUR VOICE SAYS,
"LOOK AT YOU.
278
00:14:37,402 --> 00:14:39,336
"LOOK AT YOU.
YOUR BUSINESS HAS FAILED.
279
00:14:39,371 --> 00:14:41,671
"AND YOU'RE AN UNMARRIED MOTHER
LIVING AT HOME.
280
00:14:41,707 --> 00:14:44,861
AND THE ONLY MAN IN YOUR LIFE
IS YOUR FATHER."
281
00:14:45,143 --> 00:14:47,007
OH, GOD!
282
00:14:52,989 --> 00:14:55,256
- AH, MAXINE.
- HARRY,
283
00:14:55,292 --> 00:14:58,362
I JUST LOVE
MY NEW X-RAY MACHINE.
284
00:14:58,589 --> 00:15:01,129
I'M SEEING THINGS I HAVEN'T
SEEN IN MONTHS, LIKE...
285
00:15:01,164 --> 00:15:03,298
THE INSIDES OF PATIENTS.
286
00:15:04,208 --> 00:15:06,534
- MAXINE, I'VE--
I'VE GOT A LITTLE PROBLEM.
287
00:15:06,570 --> 00:15:09,105
- YOU NEED AN X-RAY?
I'LL X-RAY YOU.
288
00:15:09,156 --> 00:15:12,306
- NO, I MEAN, I ACCEPTED
THIS MACHINE WITHOUT REALIZING
289
00:15:12,382 --> 00:15:15,777
WHY MARGARET
WAS BEING SO GENEROUS.
290
00:15:15,812 --> 00:15:17,507
- I THOUGHT SHE WANTED
TO HELP US OUT.
291
00:15:18,310 --> 00:15:20,579
- WELL, THAT,
AND I'M AFRAID SHE'S...
292
00:15:20,630 --> 00:15:22,717
HOPELESSLY IN LOVE WITH ME.
293
00:15:22,752 --> 00:15:24,340
- REALLY?
294
00:15:24,654 --> 00:15:27,021
WOW, HARRY,
IF YOU PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT,
295
00:15:27,057 --> 00:15:29,742
WE MIGHT GET A NEW EKG MACHINE.
296
00:15:30,531 --> 00:15:32,427
- COME ON, MAXINE.
I'M SERIOUS.
297
00:15:32,462 --> 00:15:35,196
- OR MAYBE AN MRI,
OR A CAT SCAN.
298
00:15:35,232 --> 00:15:37,852
BOY, HARRY, IF YOU'RE
HALF THE MAN I THINK YOU ARE,
299
00:15:37,892 --> 00:15:39,801
I COULD BE LOOKIN'
AT A NEW BUICK.
300
00:15:41,828 --> 00:15:43,328
[knocking on door]
301
00:15:43,359 --> 00:15:45,767
- DORIS, YOU HAVE TO
COME OUT OF THERE.
302
00:15:45,875 --> 00:15:49,575
- I'VE CHANGED MY MIND.
I DON'T WANNA MEET A MAN.
303
00:15:49,789 --> 00:15:53,735
- THEN I WOULD SUGGEST YOU
COME OUT OF THE MEN'S ROOM.
304
00:15:54,060 --> 00:15:55,982
- OH, MY GOD.
305
00:15:59,999 --> 00:16:02,366
- OKAY, NOW BE STRONG.
306
00:16:02,402 --> 00:16:05,503
AND REMEMBER, YOU MAY NOT
FIND A MAN TONIGHT.
307
00:16:05,538 --> 00:16:07,438
IT CAN TAKE WEEKS, MONTHS,
308
00:16:07,473 --> 00:16:09,473
YOU COULD SIT HERE,
NIGHT AFTER NIGHT,
309
00:16:09,509 --> 00:16:11,175
AND THE ONLY PERSON
WHO EVEN SAYS "HELLO"
310
00:16:11,210 --> 00:16:14,011
JUST WANTS TO KNOW
IF YOU'RE USING YOUR ASHTRAY.
311
00:16:14,047 --> 00:16:15,336
I'VE HEARD.
312
00:16:16,783 --> 00:16:18,624
NOW REMEMBER
EVERYTHING I TAUGHT YOU.
313
00:16:18,656 --> 00:16:20,600
LIPSTICK CHECK...
314
00:16:21,493 --> 00:16:22,558
GOOD.
315
00:16:22,594 --> 00:16:25,695
AND TOSS, TOSS, FLUFF...
316
00:16:25,730 --> 00:16:26,762
EXCELLENT.
317
00:16:26,798 --> 00:16:28,364
NOW LET'S TRY OUR LAUGH.
318
00:16:28,399 --> 00:16:31,443
[squealing and giggling]
319
00:16:32,203 --> 00:16:35,146
AND YOU'RE CLEARED
FOR TAKEOFF.
320
00:16:35,187 --> 00:16:38,230
- OH, I HOPE I DON'T CRASH.
- DON'T BE SILLY.
321
00:16:38,281 --> 00:16:41,310
NOW, DORIS, GO OUT THERE
AND MAKE ME PROUD.
322
00:16:41,346 --> 00:16:44,580
AND REMEMBER, SELF-ESTEEM
DOESN'T HAPPEN OVERNIGHT.
323
00:16:46,830 --> 00:16:48,663
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF MY FRIEND?
324
00:16:48,698 --> 00:16:49,831
- SHE'S VERY PRETTY.
325
00:16:49,866 --> 00:16:51,873
- PRETTIER THAN ME?
326
00:16:59,075 --> 00:17:00,475
- HELLO, MARGARET.
327
00:17:00,510 --> 00:17:03,688
- HARRY.
WHAT A WONDERFUL SURPRISE.
328
00:17:03,719 --> 00:17:06,854
- I--I'M NOT INTERRUPTING, AM I?
- OH, NOT AT ALL.
329
00:17:06,889 --> 00:17:08,989
OH, I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU.
330
00:17:09,024 --> 00:17:13,003
- UH, WELL, UH, MARGARET, I NEED
TO--I NEED TO TALK WITH YOU.
331
00:17:13,230 --> 00:17:15,449
- WELL, IT'S NOT ABOUT
THE X-RAY MACHINE, IS IT?
332
00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:18,458
- GOD, I HOPE NOT.
333
00:17:19,078 --> 00:17:21,303
- OH, HARRY, ISN'T THIS NICE?
334
00:17:21,338 --> 00:17:23,672
IT'S SO MUCH MORE PLEASANT
THAN LAST NIGHT.
335
00:17:23,707 --> 00:17:25,640
JUST THE TWO OF US.
336
00:17:28,679 --> 00:17:30,912
- MARGARET, YOU'RE
A VERY ATTRACTIVE WOMAN,
337
00:17:30,948 --> 00:17:34,249
AND I LIKE YOU SO VERY MUCH.
338
00:17:34,284 --> 00:17:36,885
- I HEARD THAT.
- EDGAR.
339
00:17:36,920 --> 00:17:39,621
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
I HAVE COMPANY.
340
00:17:39,656 --> 00:17:41,089
- SO, I SEE.
341
00:17:41,124 --> 00:17:43,124
OH, THE FLOWERS ARE FOR YOU,
MY DEAR.
342
00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:45,961
BUT FOR YOU, SIR,
A SEVERE TONGUE-LASHING.
343
00:17:46,090 --> 00:17:49,397
- EDGAR, JUST--JUST CALM DOWN.
- I WILL NOT CALM DOWN.
344
00:17:49,433 --> 00:17:51,933
I'M NOT GIVING UP
THE WOMAN I LOVE
345
00:17:51,969 --> 00:17:55,796
TO THE FIRST RANDY DANDY
THAT COMES ALONG.
346
00:17:56,473 --> 00:17:58,970
- RANDY DANDY?
347
00:17:59,443 --> 00:18:00,642
- NO MORE WORDS.
348
00:18:00,677 --> 00:18:01,943
I'M GOING TO TAKE ACTION.
349
00:18:01,979 --> 00:18:04,579
I BROUGHT PISTOLS.
[chuckling]
350
00:18:04,615 --> 00:18:06,648
OH, I LEFT THEM IN THE CAB.
351
00:18:06,683 --> 00:18:08,817
- EDGAR, WHAT IS THIS?
- OH, NO, JUST...
352
00:18:08,852 --> 00:18:10,785
- YOU'RE JUST BEING RIDICULOUS.
- STAY OUT OF THIS.
353
00:18:10,821 --> 00:18:12,854
OH, I'M SORRY I SPOKE
SO HARSHLY TO YOU, MY DEAR,
354
00:18:12,889 --> 00:18:14,723
BUT I AM VEXED...
355
00:18:14,758 --> 00:18:16,391
UP TO HERE.
356
00:18:16,426 --> 00:18:18,293
- YOU REALLY DON'T UNDERSTAND.
357
00:18:18,328 --> 00:18:21,196
- DON'T TRY TO SWEET TALK
YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS, YOUNG MAN.
358
00:18:21,231 --> 00:18:23,732
I'M NOT LOSING MARGARET
WITHOUT A FIGHT.
359
00:18:23,767 --> 00:18:26,401
AND IF YOU'RE NOT MAN ENOUGH
TO FIGHT FOR HER,
360
00:18:26,436 --> 00:18:27,702
YOU DON'T DESERVE HER.
361
00:18:27,824 --> 00:18:29,764
- EDGAR,
I'M NOT GONNA FIGHT YOU.
362
00:18:30,707 --> 00:18:32,274
- YOU'RE--YOU'RE CONCEDING?
363
00:18:33,777 --> 00:18:36,092
- YES, YES, YES, YES.
364
00:18:36,246 --> 00:18:38,146
YES, I AM.
YES, I AM.
365
00:18:38,181 --> 00:18:40,659
AND, MARGARET, I'M SORRY.
366
00:18:40,984 --> 00:18:44,859
- MARGARET, I'M TERRIBLY SORRY
TOO FOR DISTURBING YOU, BUT...
367
00:18:44,898 --> 00:18:47,539
OH, I'M BLIND WITH PASSION.
368
00:18:48,725 --> 00:18:50,896
- YOU'VE GOTTA LOVE THAT.
369
00:18:51,895 --> 00:18:54,663
- EDGAR, WOULD YOU GIVE ME
A MOMENT ALONE WITH HARRY?
370
00:18:54,698 --> 00:18:57,165
PERHAPS YOU COULD PUT THESE
IN SOME WATER FOR ME.
371
00:18:57,200 --> 00:19:01,242
- OH, NOW--NOW REMEMBER THAT I'M
JUST IN THE KITCHEN.
372
00:19:02,072 --> 00:19:03,838
NO FUNNY BUSINESS.
373
00:19:05,842 --> 00:19:08,643
- WELL, I MEAN,
EDGAR WON FAIR AND SQUARE.
374
00:19:08,679 --> 00:19:12,380
I SUPPOSE IT'S... BETTER
TO HAVE LOVED AND LOST THAN--
375
00:19:12,416 --> 00:19:14,775
- KNOCK IT OFF, HARRY.
376
00:19:15,519 --> 00:19:18,708
YOU WERE NEVER REALLY
INTERESTED IN ME, WERE YOU?
377
00:19:18,854 --> 00:19:21,756
- WELL, I JUST HOPE I DIDN'T
DO ANYTHING TO LEAD YOU ON.
378
00:19:21,792 --> 00:19:24,959
- OH, HARRY. I WAS THE ONE
WHO WENT AFTER YOU.
379
00:19:24,995 --> 00:19:27,962
- WELL, AT LEAST
I COULD'VE DONE SOMETHING--
380
00:19:27,998 --> 00:19:30,469
- OH, SHUT UP, HARRY.
381
00:19:30,867 --> 00:19:32,934
I AM LETTING YOU OFF THE HOOK.
382
00:19:32,969 --> 00:19:35,770
- WELL, MAYBE IT ALL WORKED OUT
BETTER THIS WAY.
383
00:19:35,806 --> 00:19:37,405
I MEAN, IT LOOKS LIKE
EDGAR IS LIKE...
384
00:19:37,441 --> 00:19:39,174
[popping sound]
NUTS ABOUT YOU.
385
00:19:39,209 --> 00:19:41,515
- HE'S JUST NUTS.
386
00:19:41,834 --> 00:19:43,978
BUT HE IS A DEAR, AND...
387
00:19:44,014 --> 00:19:47,349
YOU KNOW, I NEVER REALLY THOUGHT
ABOUT HIM THAT WAY BEFORE.
388
00:19:47,384 --> 00:19:48,883
THOUGH I DO THINK HE'S GOT
389
00:19:48,919 --> 00:19:50,919
A BIT OF FIRE LEFT IN HIM,
DON'T YOU?
390
00:19:50,954 --> 00:19:53,021
- I'LL SAY,
WITH THE DUELING, THE CANING,
391
00:19:53,056 --> 00:19:54,322
THE SLASHING AND LASHING,
392
00:19:54,358 --> 00:19:56,337
I MEAN,
THIS MAN IS DOWNRIGHT DANGEROUS.
393
00:19:57,086 --> 00:19:58,664
- YOU'RE SWEET, HARRY.
394
00:19:59,188 --> 00:20:00,578
- COME OVER HERE.
395
00:20:00,609 --> 00:20:03,924
I HOPE YOU'LL BE VERY HAPPY.
- OH, THANK YOU.
396
00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:07,036
- OH, YOU NEVER GIVE UP,
DO YOU?
397
00:20:09,298 --> 00:20:10,782
- CAN YOU BLAME A MAN?
398
00:20:12,635 --> 00:20:14,401
JUST--JUST--JUST--
399
00:20:17,139 --> 00:20:18,272
- CAROL.
400
00:20:18,307 --> 00:20:21,208
CAROL, IT HAPPENED.
I MET SOMEONE WONDERFUL.
401
00:20:21,244 --> 00:20:23,944
- ALREADY?
BOY, I AM GOOD.
402
00:20:23,980 --> 00:20:26,247
- COME ON,
I WANT YOU TO MEET HIM.
403
00:20:34,390 --> 00:20:36,924
- NO!
404
00:20:37,201 --> 00:20:39,827
- HEY, CAROL.
YOU LOOK GREAT.
405
00:20:39,862 --> 00:20:42,735
MUST BE GETTING
CLOSE TO LAST CALL.
406
00:20:43,453 --> 00:20:46,233
- NO! NO!
I CAN'T LET THIS HAPPEN.
407
00:20:46,269 --> 00:20:48,602
- CAROL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
STOP IT!
408
00:20:48,638 --> 00:20:51,307
- YEAH, CAROL,
GO GET YOUR OWN GIRL.
409
00:20:52,341 --> 00:20:53,807
- CHARLEY, GO HOME!
410
00:20:53,843 --> 00:20:56,110
- YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME.
411
00:20:56,145 --> 00:20:58,912
- DORIS, MAY I SPEAK WITH YOU
FOR A MINUTE?
412
00:20:58,948 --> 00:21:00,247
- I--I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
413
00:21:00,283 --> 00:21:01,982
- HEY, I'VE HEARD THAT ONE
BEFORE.
414
00:21:02,018 --> 00:21:04,251
HOW DO I KNOW YOU'RE NOT
GOING TO GO TO THE LADIES' ROOM
415
00:21:04,287 --> 00:21:06,219
AND SNEAK OUT THE WINDOW?
416
00:21:06,756 --> 00:21:07,995
HERE.
417
00:21:08,032 --> 00:21:09,727
HAVE THE OTHER HALF
WHEN YOU GET BACK.
418
00:21:10,159 --> 00:21:12,178
- A $1 BILL?
419
00:21:12,233 --> 00:21:14,795
- THERE'S THREE MORE
WHERE THAT CAME FROM.
420
00:21:14,830 --> 00:21:16,797
- ISN'T HE CUTE?
421
00:21:16,832 --> 00:21:20,167
- I CANNOT ALLOW THIS TO HAPPEN.
ALL MY HARD WORK.
422
00:21:20,202 --> 00:21:21,835
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
423
00:21:21,871 --> 00:21:23,304
- CHARLEY.
424
00:21:23,339 --> 00:21:25,806
I--I KNOW HIM. HE'S--
HE'S SHALLOW AND SUPERFICIAL.
425
00:21:25,841 --> 00:21:26,974
HE'S AN IDIOT.
426
00:21:27,228 --> 00:21:29,343
- SO? YOU THINK
I'D COME TO THIS PLACE
427
00:21:29,378 --> 00:21:32,518
TO FIND A MEANINGFUL
RELATIONSHIP?
428
00:21:32,581 --> 00:21:34,248
I WANT TO HAVE FUN, CAROL.
429
00:21:34,283 --> 00:21:37,518
- YES, BUT YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT CHARLEY'S IDEA OF FUN IS.
430
00:21:37,553 --> 00:21:40,361
- YES, I DO.
HE TOLD ME.
431
00:21:41,524 --> 00:21:44,858
- DORIS, I DON'T WANT YOU
TO GO OUT WITH CHARLEY.
432
00:21:44,894 --> 00:21:47,194
- YOU WANNA HEAR
SOMETHING GREAT?
433
00:21:47,229 --> 00:21:48,195
- WHAT?
434
00:21:48,230 --> 00:21:50,998
- I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU WANT.
435
00:21:55,004 --> 00:21:58,372
- AFTER ALL I'VE DONE FOR YOU?
436
00:21:58,407 --> 00:22:01,041
- CAROL, THAT--
437
00:22:01,077 --> 00:22:03,644
THAT IS
WHAT YOU'VE DONE FOR ME.
438
00:22:13,889 --> 00:22:16,523
- FLY AWAY, LITTLE BIRD.
439
00:22:30,390 --> 00:22:32,490
SOPHIA?
440
00:22:32,526 --> 00:22:33,658
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
441
00:22:33,694 --> 00:22:34,993
- WHAT DO YOU THINK
I'M DOIN' HERE?
442
00:22:35,028 --> 00:22:37,562
I CAME FOR THE FREE PRETZELS.
443
00:22:37,612 --> 00:22:42,162
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