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{2359}{2421}Hollywood Shop, barbers to the stars.
{2425}{2459}Oh, yes, Mr. Gable.
{2463}{2551}Shave and a manicure?|Just one moment, please.
{2586}{2660}Jack and Harriet could take you|this afternoon at 5.
{2664}{2720}Yes, Mr. Gable.
{2724}{2816}Mr. Gable. Bye.
{2852}{2904}Hollywood Shop, barbers to the stars.
{2909}{2987}Oh, Mr. Kavanaugh.|Shave and a manicure?
{2991}{3041}Here or at the studio?
{3045}{3096}All right, we'll send Bert and Evelyn.
{3100}{3185}Oh, Mr. Kavanaugh, I saw|the last picture you directed and...
{3190}{3227}Well, goodbye.
{3230}{3303}"We'll send Bert and Evelyn."|What's the matter with Louise?
{3307}{3386}Ruthie, you know I've been wanting|to do Mr. Kavanaugh for a long time.
{3390}{3468}Look, dream girl, just because he signed|Claire Warren to a contract...
{3472}{3539}...doesn't mean he'll sign|every cuticle carver in Hollywood.
{3543}{3607}He likes the way Evelyn does them,|so Evelyn goes. Period.
{3611}{3703}Don't you start putting it on for me.|Your roommate signed the contract, not you.
{3707}{3789}- Listen, I wouldn't try to be so...|- Girls! Girls! Break it up.
{3793}{3890}Now, my shop is for haircutting,|not for hair pulling.
{3894}{3964}I'm going to lunch.|By the way, where are those two fatheads?
{3968}{4033}- Studying. Barber college.|- Where?
{4038}{4104}In the supply room. I'll get them.
{4187}{4247}Now, just take it slow and easy,|and don't get excited.
{4252}{4337}Now, the most important thing is to get|the lather off the customer's face...
{4341}{4368}...without cutting him.
{4372}{4424}- I know.|- Go ahead. That's very simple to do.
{4428}{4487}- Now, try it out.|- Oh, I hope I do it good this time.
{4491}{4554}There's no reason why you shouldn't.
{4558}{4649}Take your time. Are you nervous?|That's...
{4685}{4740}I don't know.
{4744}{4857}I'm making such a unsuccessful attempt|at this all the time. I don't understand.
{4861}{4934}- I mean... Where did he go?|- Well, what do you...? Just a minute.
{4938}{4980}Don't get excited.|What do you expect?
{4985}{5050}You're buying my course|on how to become a barber, right?
{5054}{5127}- But I could have done better.|- You've only been here three years.
{5130}{5215}When I wanted to go to barber school,|you didn't have to stop me from going.
{5219}{5285}The only thing I wanted from you|was to go to barber school.
{5289}{5361}What can they teach you in school|that I can't teach you here?
{5364}{5441}- At least I'd have got my fraternity pin.|- Watch me closely this time.
{5445}{5534}Now, here. Here's what I want you to do.|Now, just watch. There it is.
{5539}{5588}- Now...|- He's squawking.
{5593}{5644}- Now, wait a minute. Stop that.|- Stop squawking.
{5648}{5687}Please, you're doing enough damage.
{5690}{5750}Of course, you're going into|a new semester, you know.
{5754}{5823}- A new what?|- A new semester. That'll be $5 in advance.
{5827}{5905}Five dollars? Buzz, look.|That's all I got, is $5.
{5909}{5941}- That'll be fi...|- No!
{5945}{6002}- Now, please.|- I got a date tonight with Ruthie.
{6007}{6090}No wonder your nerves are shot. Look at|your hands, just look at your hands.
{6094}{6140}- Look at how nervous you are.|- Cut it out.
{6144}{6190}- You're shaking my hand.|- Am I doing that?
{6194}{6252}- Am I touching you? No, certainly not.|- I'm nervous.
{6256}{6301}It's your nerves. Give me the $5. There.
{6305}{6368}- Watch me closely this time.|- Hurry up, I wanna graduate.
{6371}{6421}Now, first of all, we lather it up.|Notice it?
{6426}{6461}- Yeah.|- Now we take the razor.
{6465}{6508}- That's the razor. You know that.|- Yeah.
{6512}{6568}Yes. Now we take the razor.
{6587}{6648}Quiet, quiet, quiet.|Now, just watch me closely.
{6652}{6713}- Are you watching?|- Yeah, I was watching very close.
{6717}{6772}That's what I want you to do.
{6776}{6841}Look how simple it is, look.|See that? There you are.
{6845}{6897}- Any way you want, just tear it off.|- All right.
{6901}{6953}- Yeah, that's good. That's good.|- Simple enough.
{6957}{7001}- That's very good.|- That's up to you now.
{7006}{7064}Put some lather on there.|I'll show you fancy stuff.
{7068}{7112}There's your razor. Go ahead.
{7117}{7187}- There you are. Go right ahead.|- All right, it's my turn, right?
{7190}{7241}- All right.|- Now it's yours.
{7246}{7325}- What are you doing?|- Get my diploma ready. I'm gonna graduate.
{7329}{7406}- Just a minute, please. Are you...?|- Nothing happened, huh?
{7411}{7461}I'll put more on|and show you some more stuff.
{7465}{7554}- Are you handling that razor right?|- Yeah, sure. I'm handling it good.
{7693}{7753}Boy, I had a lot of trouble|with your brothers...
{7758}{7818}...but not with you.
{8038}{8131}- Ruthie, I gotta break the date.|- What date?
{8135}{8220}- Don't you remember? June 22nd?|- June 22nd.
{8225}{8268}I don't remember anything about a date.
{8272}{8356}Oh, yes. Don't you remember? I said|I was gonna take you to the Palladium...
{8360}{8437}...and you said, "See me next year."|Well, tonight, the year is up.
{8441}{8550}Abercrombie, you're so impulsive.|But why do you have to break the date?
{8554}{8643}Well, because the $5 I was gonna use|to take you and I out tonight...
{8647}{8688}...I gave to Buzz for my tuition.
{8692}{8742}Are you still falling for Buzz's racket?
{8747}{8824}Oh, no. He guaranteed to make me|one of the biggest barbers in town.
{8827}{8890}- He gave me a lovely report card last week.|- Report card?
{8894}{8927}Oh, he just wants your money.
{8931}{9015}No. He said that he would make me|the biggest barber in town. You know what?
{9019}{9086}I'm gonna have chair number one...|This chair right over here.
{9090}{9156}- And I'm gonna shave|the toughest beards in town.
{9161}{9209}And then you're gonna be|very proud of me.
{9213}{9286}Abercrombie, you're just being taken.
{9290}{9405}Look, the boss is out. You make Buzz|let you shave the next customer.
{9409}{9450}Okay.
{9521}{9595}I wanna shave the next customer.|I wanna show Ruthie how good I am.
{9599}{9654}Don't be a sucker.|I'm saving you for the big time.
{9659}{9723}Let me shave the next customer,|or I quit school right now.
{9727}{9796}All right. I don't wanna see|all that good study go to waste.
{9800}{9864}Wait. Give me this. Take this.|I shave the next customer.
{9868}{9927}- I'll show Ruthie how good...|- All right. Take it easy.
{9931}{9962}My first customer.
{10014}{10078}- Daniel Boone, how's all your little baboons?|- They're fi...
{10083}{10183}Hello, Mr. Ragland. This is Rags Ragland.|I hardly recognized you.
{10186}{10276}Finished one of those backwoods pictures.|I'll be glad to get this sagebrush off.
{10280}{10379}- Oh, I think it looks kind of cute.|- I think you look kind of cute too.
{10423}{10521}I think you're cute too.|My first customer.
{10571}{10642}I'm tired. I've been out in the woods|working for four weeks.
{10646}{10706}- Relax. Take it easy.|- Get a shave and some hot towels.
{10711}{10758}That's a nice head of hair|you have there.
{10762}{10838}Lovely head of hair.|It's a little long in spots though.
{10841}{10901}Look at that. See, I cut some off.
{10922}{10988}What's the matter?|Hey, you must have been working too hard.
{10992}{11041}Your hair's gray on both sides.|I ought to...
{11045}{11080}- That's a hat!|- A hat.
{11084}{11124}Give me a shave and some hot towels.
{11128}{11167}- I wanna relax. Very tired.|- Tired?
{11170}{11202}- Lay down and relax.|- Yes.
{11207}{11290}Lay... No, relax. Will you...? Will you...?
{11295}{11385}- What's wrong with you?|- I don't think I could get it out of high.
{11390}{11473}- Well, put it in first and let it stay there!|- Well, I ain't got no license.
{11478}{11529}- How long you been driving?|- Nine years.
{11533}{11561}- Look.|- What's the matter?
{11565}{11637}Will you give me a shave|and some hot towels? Get to it, will you!
{11642}{11681}Stay right there.
{11870}{11920}- What's the matter?|- This belongs in the front.
{11925}{11965}- Oh, you're gonna eat?|- No, I want...
{11970}{12029}- I don't wanna get the stuff all over me!|- Okay.
{12081}{12122}Take it easy. Where are you?
{12126}{12199}Stay... Stay up... Where...? Will you...?
{12203}{12266}Come here. Get up. Get up.
{12269}{12326}Get up, come on. Now, take it easy.|Take it easy.
{12331}{12398}Take it easy, now. Take it easy.|You're working too hard.
{12402}{12461}Don't take off too much|on the top, please.
{12466}{12515}- Will you get out of that chair!|- All right.
{12520}{12591}- Now, give me a shave!|- Well, get in.
{12690}{12784}I got you. Just take it easy. Take it easy.
{12915}{12960}Attaboy.
{13021}{13071}Looks like a tough beard.
{13115}{13149}Look.
{13166}{13232}Hey. What are you...?|What are you doing?
{13236}{13290}- I'm shaving the man.|- There's his head up there.
{13294}{13345}- Up where?|- Up there.
{13349}{13398}What's the matter?|Get out of the way.
{13417}{13484}Take it easy. Take it easy.
{13519}{13595}Lay down, lay down, lay down.|Don't wake up. Lay down.
{13620}{13653}- Hold that.|- What are you doing?
{13658}{13716}- I don't wanna waste the stuff.|- Very good.
{13752}{13813}Come on, take it easy. Please.
{13817}{13883}- Come on, come on, come on.|- Take it easy.
{13886}{13927}Almost lost my first customer.
{14122}{14169}- Come on, I gotta rub it in.|- Look!
{14174}{14236}Shave them off, don't rub them off!
{14241}{14301}- Get the man a hot towel, please.|- Hot toddy?
{14305}{14343}A hot towel!
{14348}{14389}- Right.|- Everything will be all right.
{14393}{14417}Go ahead!
{14647}{14736}- Well, what are you doing?|- I wanna get one that's well-done.
{14820}{14868}All right, all right.
{14889}{14918}You silly-looking goon!
{14922}{14982}What's the idea of dropping|that hot towel on my face?
{14985}{15027}It was burning my hands.
{15053}{15158}All right, all right, all right.|Quiet. I'm sorry.
{15207}{15282}- Now, I got the razor and the smelling salts.|- The what?
{15286}{15327}- The smelling salts.|- What's that for?
{15332}{15391}I faint when I see the sight of blood.
{15410}{15455}Blood? Look, if you cut me...
{15459}{15530}...there's gonna be plenty of blood|and it's all gonna be yours.
{15534}{15569}- Now, take it easy.|- Yes, sir.
{15572}{15628}Don't get yourself nervous.|Just take it easy.
{15632}{15730}Now, I think I got a little more|lather on your face, my friend.
{15734}{15808}A little... A little more... More lather.
{15939}{15998}You're gonna like this shave.
{16002}{16043}Now...
{16469}{16507}Have some.
{16566}{16636}- Will you get this over with?|- Yes, sir.
{16758}{16837}- Look, hurry up, will you, please?|- Yes, sir.
{17232}{17261}What are you trying to do?
{17266}{17313}- You got a big nose.|- Well, leave it there.
{17317}{17388}- How do you think I'm gonna smell?|- The same as you always do.
{17393}{17456}- Oh, get it over with.|- Yes, sir.
{17460}{17518}I'm gonna shave you real fast.
{17841}{17897}There you are. How's that?
{17901}{17930}- We're finished?|- Yes, sir.
{17934}{17960}- All through?|- Yes, sir.
{17964}{18009}Okay. Give me a mirror.
{18067}{18129}- A mirror.|- A mirror. What size?
{18134}{18164}Well, six...
{18169}{18237}A mirror. I want to see myself.|Give me a mirror!
{18241}{18280}Hurry up. Hurry up.
{18588}{18646}I think it's a very fine job.
{18684}{18735}- I look about 10 years younger.|- I think so.
{18739}{18806}- It's very good. Thank you.|- You're welcome.
{18877}{18927}He's a fine barber. Very good.
{18970}{19089}- There's Claire. Oh, hello, Claire.|- Hello, boys. How are you?
{19094}{19155}What are you doing down here|at the old joint? Slumming?
{19159}{19214}You're not coming back?|You're still in pictures?
{19218}{19282}I'm taking Ruthie to lunch and rehearsal.|Want to come?
{19287}{19363}We can't. We're on an emergency call.|A very important shoeshine.
{19411}{19479}- Hello there.|- Oh, hello.
{19495}{19529}- Wolf.|- Hi, Mr. Wolf.
{19533}{19581}No. That's Greg Le Maise,|the great crooner.
{19586}{19623}- Hello, Mr. Crooner.|- Shut up!
{19627}{19669}- Hi, Mr. Shut up.|- Will you keep quiet?
{19691}{19721}Where are we having lunch?
{19731}{19775}She's not having lunch. She has a date.
{19780}{19823}Yes, that's right. I do have a date.
{19828}{19881}- Well, break it.|- No. She's not gonna break it.
{19886}{19924}She has a date with my girlfriend.
{19928}{19995}And someday I hope to have|a date with my girlfriend.
{20010}{20053}We'll take a run|down to my beach house.
{20065}{20122}Oh, no, you don't.
{20126}{20210}You're not gonna take her down to your|beach house and get her sunburned.
{20219}{20286}You know, it's very important|that I get better acquainted...
{20291}{20322}...with my new leading lady.
{20325}{20395}It's your first part|and I don't want to play my love scenes...
{20399}{20431}...with a perfect stranger.
{20435}{20483}She has a date|and she ain't gonna break it.
{20487}{20552}She's gonna do a lot of rehearsing.|Hit the road. Go on.
{20557}{20612}Well, remember,|if I decide not to play the part...
{20616}{20680}...the picture's off,|so don't work too hard.
{20697}{20763}She won't. Don't worry.|She ain't gonna work too hard.
{20767}{20818}I gotta hand it to you.|You told him off.
{20822}{20864}Every time you open your mouth,|what happens?
{20869}{20893}I eat.
{20909}{20943}Don't worry about it, boys.
{20948}{21037}Going out to his beach house might help|your career but it hurts your reputation.
{21041}{21093}Personally, I favor my reputation.
{21097}{21140}And getting sunburned isn't everything.
{21144}{21194}Oh, right. We've got to get going.|Come on.
{21198}{21251}- Bye.|- See you later, Claire. And drive careful.
{21256}{21311}Yeah, I'll only drive|through the safety zones.
{21404}{21452}Well, young fellow,|how are things with you?
{21456}{21516}Oh, fine, thank you.|I made $ 1.80 today already.
{21520}{21564}- And the day ain't half-over yet.|- $ 1.80?
{21569}{21633}- You really are in the chips, aren't you?|- That's nothing.
{21637}{21696}Wait till I get my barber's diploma.|I'll murder them.
{21701}{21747}He ain't kidding.
{21751}{21824}Hello. Yes. Hello, Darryl.
{21829}{21868}Yes, Carey Richard is available.
{21873}{21983}You can have him on an eight-week|guarantee at 3000 a week. That's $24,000.
{21986}{22050}Okay. It's a deal.
{22054}{22161}Well, and 10 percent of that|is $2400 commission for me.
{22226}{22285}Hello. Yes, put him on.
{22297}{22349}Hi, H.M.
{22353}{22408}Marsha Delwyn? For what picture?
{22421}{22497}Great! She's yours.
{22500}{22539}Another $ 10,000?
{22544}{22626}For Marsha Delwyn? What do you think it is,|a fire sale? 25 G's.
{22630}{22717}What's the matter with you, Buzz?|What do you think it is, a fire sale? 25 G's.
{22721}{22795}Twenty-five G's. I got it.|Hold it. Hold it. Hold it.
{22800}{22828}- Hello?|- Find out how much.
{22832}{22878}Hello. Yes?
{22889}{22950}Tom who's boy wants to see me?
{22995}{23059}- Oh, all right. Send him in.|- How much money?
{23071}{23103}Nothing, nothing.
{23107}{23153}Wrong number.
{23157}{23197}What in the world have you done?
{23201}{23248}Look, I can't sit here in this mess.
{23251}{23283}Clean it up!
{23287}{23313}Come in.
{23345}{23385}Hello, Mr. Royce.
{23389}{23447}Hello. Excuse me.
{23452}{23532}You don't remember me. I was only|that high when you left Des Moines.
{23536}{23576}Oh, nonsense, nonsense.
{23580}{23672}- Of course I remember you.|- I didn't want to bother you. Dad insisted.
{23676}{23768}Said if I came to Hollywood and didn't look|up his old sidekick, he'd disown me.
{23772}{23837}How is the old boy?|Grocery business, wasn't it?
{23866}{23913}Dad's a lawyer.
{23922}{23975}Oh, yes. To be sure.
{23985}{24015}How long you been around?
{24019}{24094}Oh, I've been knocking around|the studio gates for months now.
{24098}{24135}- Not much luck.|- I see.
{24139}{24211}I suppose you think|the studios are missing a great bet.
{24215}{24286}Frankly, I do. I'm a singer, and if|you'd give me an audition...
{24290}{24333}Well, I only handle the top stuff.
{24337}{24416}Gregory Le Maise, Judy Garland,|Clark Gable.
{24420}{24464}Well, I'm sorry I bothered you.
{24467}{24514}Oh, wait a minute.
{24517}{24561}I'm expecting Gregory Le Maise...
{24564}{24618}- Oh, all right. Let's see what you got.|- Swell.
{24761}{24805}Well, go ahead, go ahead.
{28797}{28855}Well, where have you been hiding?
{28859}{28927}- Right under your nose, I guess.|- Well, I...
{28946}{28996}- Kid's great, isn't he?|- Very pleasant voice.
{29000}{29041}Thank you very much, Mr. Le Maise.
{29046}{29117}It's double nice hearing it|from a star like you.
{29121}{29204}Norman, I've decided not to go|into that "Romance For Two" picture.
{29208}{29233}But, Greg, I...
{29237}{29317}Say, as long as you're bowing out,|I think I can set the kid in the part.
{29322}{29388}Kavanaugh will be breaking his neck|to find a replacement.
{29392}{29423}- All right.|- Tell you what.
{29428}{29499}Come and see me tomorrow at 11:00.|I'll have some news for you.
{29502}{29571}Thank you very much, Mr. Royce.|And thank you, Mr. Le Maise.
{29575}{29624}- See you tomorrow, Jeffie boy.|- Bye.
{29629}{29691}- That kid's got it.|- I ought to get myself another agent.
{29695}{29741}Why, Greg boy,|have you blown your topper?
{29745}{29818}I pay you to keep me on top,|not to bring in fresh young punks...
{29822}{29893}...who'll shove me to the bottom.|- What are you talking about?
{29897}{29930}I've been up there 14 years.
{29935}{30006}A newcomer like that could make them|forget about me in 14 weeks.
{30012}{30085}Now, listen, palsy,|you're as solid as you ever were.
{30089}{30146}But If that kid's got you worried,|forget about it.
{30150}{30192}He comes in, I'll give him a brushoff.
{30206}{30271}Say singers like him are|a nickel a bunch at the studios.
{30274}{30320}I'll even stake him to a ticket home.
{30325}{30357}- Okay.|- Come on, fella.
{30361}{30436}I'll buy you lunch, we'll see|what picture you're gonna do next, eh?
{30568}{30609}A dirty trick to play on that kid.
{30614}{30668}- Especially a neighbor of mine.|- A neighbor?
{30672}{30732}Yeah. Didn't you hear him say|he was from Des Moines?
{30736}{30778}Ain't that near Paterson, New Jersey?
{30782}{30856}Des Moines, lowa, is 2000 miles|from Paterson, New Jersey.
{30860}{30950}Well, can I help it if I got a big backyard?
{30953}{31034}Wait a minute. That gives me an idea.|From now on, we are agents.
{31039}{31108}All you have to do is pick up|a telephone. $5000, $ 10,000.
{31112}{31171}All you got to do|is pick up the phone, get $ 10,000?
{31176}{31206}- You heard Royce?|- I did.
{31210}{31249}- Certainly.|- I didn't make a cent.
{31253}{31324}Put that down.|You've got to have a client first.
{31328}{31382}We've got a client. The kid.
{31387}{31438}- Yeah. That boy. Our first client.|- Right.
{31442}{31504}I want to call up Ruthie,|tell her I'm a millionaire.
{31508}{31575}- What's wrong with one of these phones?|- Okay. All right.
{31580}{31616}One of these belongs to Ruthie...
{31620}{31681}...and the others belong|to some of our customers.
{31686}{31738}- I think this is Ruthie's right here.|- Go ahead.
{31743}{31800}- Hello, Ruthie, Ruthie.|- You've got to dial it first.
{31804}{31902}- I'm in a hurry. I'm in a hurry. Ruthie!|- You've still got to dial it.
{31907}{32048}Beverly Hills, 5533.
{32083}{32135}Hello. Hello, who do you want to talk to?
{32140}{32187}- I wanna talk to Ruthie.|- You want to?
{32192}{32247}Who do you think you are?|Who do you think you are?
{32251}{32278}Ruthie's my girlfriend.
{32282}{32337}She's your girlfriend?
{32342}{32373}Listen, brother!
{32377}{32453}You stay away from my girlfriend Ruthie|or I'll punch you in the nose!
{32458}{32528}You'll punch who in the nose?|I'll punch you in the nose!
{32532}{32587}This guy's plenty tough.|You better talk to him.
{32591}{32651}- Talk to this guy.|- What's the matter? You a wise guy?
{32656}{32701}- You're gonna punch who?|- I'll punch you.
{32705}{32756}- Not my buddy, you won't.|- Oh, yes, I will!
{32759}{32814}- No, you won't.|- I'll punch him right in the nose.
{32818}{32877}Now, wait just a minute.|So you're a wise guy, eh?
{32882}{32938}- Yeah. Plenty wise.|- Did you ever ride a jackass?
{32942}{33007}- No.|- Well, you better get onto yourself.
{33029}{33079}Tough guy over here,|giving insulting remarks.
{33083}{33119}- I just told him off.|- You did?
{33123}{33167}Good. I'm going to tell this guy plenty.
{33172}{33213}- Did you ever ride a jackass?|- No!
{33217}{33255}Then jump on my back.
{33311}{33367}What am I saying?|Hey, he's outsmarting me.
{33371}{33417}- Let me talk to the other guy.|- I'll talk.
{33421}{33485}- Now, listen here, flabbermouth!|- Flabbermouth?
{33490}{33534}You heard me.|What makes a balloon go up?
{33539}{33577}- Hot air!|- What's holding you down?
{33582}{33644}- Where are you right now?|- I'm at Norman Royce's office.
{33648}{33709}That's funny. So am I. Don't go away.
{33713}{33790}- He's up in Norman Royce's office.|- He's up in Norman Royce's office.
{33799}{33836}Don't you think he'll recognize us?
{33841}{33920}Certainly not. He was so busy singing|he didn't recognize anybody.
{33925}{33959}Face like mine's hard to forget.
{33963}{34030}- How do you know?|- I've been trying for years.
{34034}{34086}Look out. Here he comes.|Leave everything to me.
{34090}{34129}If the studio wants Lana Turner...
{34133}{34179}...they'll pay her $ 100,000 or nothing.
{34183}{34266}- What's 10 percent of nothing?|- Wait a minute. I beg your pardon.
{34271}{34309}What a type for pictures!
{34314}{34358}What a build! What a physique!
{34362}{34402}I don't think I'm that good-looking.
{34407}{34462}Who's talking about you?|Like to go in pictures?
{34465}{34505}- Can you sing?|- Certainly.
{34509}{34580}You heard me in Royce's office|when you were cutting his hair.
{34583}{34623}- You better take over.|- Well, look.
{34627}{34662}No use trying to kid you, Jeff.
{34666}{34712}What's the use?|We're barbers, you know.
{34716}{34776}The barber of yesterday|is the agent of today.
{34780}{34818}And the barber of tomorrow... Jeff...
{34822}{34906}You got everything it takes, Jeff.|All you need is a good agent. Like us.
{34910}{34988}Know what you get for your 10 percent?|Free shaves, shines, haircuts...
{34992}{35071}Listen, fellas. If I decide to|stick around, I'll let you know.
{35074}{35132}Well, if I decide to stick around,|I'll let you know.
{35136}{35211}Okay... Oh, come on.|What's the matter with you? Go ahead.
{35220}{35260}Jeff, Jeff, please listen to reason.
{35264}{35316}If you think it's tough,|meet a pal of ours...
{35320}{35407}Claire Warren. Why, she went|from manicuring to movies overnight.
{35411}{35463}Sorry. I don't know anything|about manicuring.
{35468}{35541}Well, wait a minute. She's our pal.|She'll help you get that part.
{35545}{35634}Look, she's over at the rehearsal hall now.|We promised to bring you over.
{35637}{35695}- Well...|- No "well" about it!
{35699}{35736}Call me a cab.
{35740}{35809}- You're a cab.|- Call a taxi.
{35813}{35882}- Go ahead.|- Taxi! Taxi!
{35886}{35911}Come on.
{36038}{36075}- Morning, Mr. Kavanaugh.|- Morning.
{36080}{36147}Top of the morning to you, boss.|New car, eh?
{36151}{36225}Who gets a new car these days?|I just got it out of the repair shop.
{36230}{36277}Looks like it rolled off the assembly line.
{36282}{36316}I've waited two months for it.
{36320}{36385}You're lucky at that.|Hard to get repairs done nowadays.
{36389}{36423}Yes. Oh, say.
{36427}{36491}Have one of the men park this|and tell them to be careful.
{36496}{36565}- It's been awful getting along without it.|- Yes, sir.
{36722}{36764}I'll handle everything over here.
{36768}{36822}Hey, you. Why don't you|watch where you're going?
{36826}{36888}Driving around with a car|like this with the door open...
{36892}{36952}...you'll hit somebody|in the back and hurt him good!
{36957}{37030}Why, you blithering idiots!|I just got that out of the repair shop!
{37035}{37102}- And now look at it!|- Well, send it back to the repair shop.
{37106}{37179}- The rest will do it good.|- I'll sue you! I'll have you locked up!
{37182}{37249}Oh, he's going to have me locked up.|He's going to sue me.
{37253}{37291}I haven't got a driver's license.
{37296}{37340}Why waste our time|with these stooges?
{37344}{37389}We've got big business with big people.
{37392}{37437}We don't wanna waste time|with stooges.
{37441}{37509}We got an appointment|with Mr. Kavanaugh.
{37513}{37562}Did you say Mr. Kavanaugh?
{37567}{37613}Oh, yes.|Sometimes we call him "Kavvy".
{37617}{37663}- Important business?|- Very important.
{37668}{37736}Just a minute. Now, listen, you two.
{37741}{37818}If I find out that these monkeys|are on this lot...
{37822}{37877}...l'm not only firing you two...
{37881}{37941}...l'll fire the whole studio police force!
{37946}{38015}- Yes, sir, Mr. Kavanaugh.|- Yeah.
{38019}{38076}Policeman over here|called the guy Mr. Kavanaugh.
{38080}{38120}- Who was that fella?|- Kavanaugh!
{38125}{38156}That's... What I said!
{38176}{38226}- Get out of here!|- All right, all right.
{38281}{38391}If we could just get in for 5 minutes, talk to|Kavanaugh, I'd straighten everything out.
{38396}{38444}Boost me over the wall, I'll see Kavanaugh.
{38447}{38498}- All right. Can you make it?|- Yeah. Right here.
{38503}{38570}- Go ahead.|- Up! Get it? Got it!
{38575}{38617}You all right?
{38733}{38765}I'm all right.
{38774}{38864}All right, everybody. Inside, inside.|Come on, come on. Let's get going.
{38868}{38899}Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
{38903}{38958}- Come on. Come on.|- All right.
{38961}{38996}Take it easy.
{39000}{39067}There's no rush, gentlemen.|There is no rush.
{39077}{39146}- Take it easy.|- Hey, Buzz! Buzz!
{39149}{39212}- Hey, Buzz!|- Come on. Easy. Boys, easy.
{39217}{39272}Cop's uniform, 38, "Policemans Ball."
{39276}{39308}Forty-two, there you are.
{39311}{39358}- Take your places. Here.|- What do you want?
{39362}{39427}- Cop?|- Cop's uniform, 42.
{39440}{39520}Wait a minute. Wait a minute. No, there.
{39531}{39616}Okay. No, Smitty, you're much too neat.
{39620}{39698}They want real hobos, tramps, bums.
{39717}{39763}There you go.
{39773}{39832}- You're perfect.|- Thank you.
{39846}{39883}All right.
{39887}{39942}Can you girls tell me|where Kavanaugh's office is?
{39945}{40042}Come here! Come here.|Look, it's me... Buzz.
{40046}{40114}Turned copper, eh? Some cop|around here with a moustache...
{40119}{40167}...been chasing me all over.|- You mean this?
{40172}{40239}- There he is again!|- There you are!
{40260}{40312}- Get out of the way.|- Break it up! Come here.
{40356}{40415}I don't understand why your|agent didn't come see me.
{40419}{40479}I think you'll be great|for the Gregory Le Maise part.
{40483}{40544}I knew you'd think so,|that's why I brought him over.
{40548}{40591}I was worried|we didn't hear from them.
{40595}{40685}They probably ran into a little car trouble.|The contracts will be ready tomorrow.
{40689}{40736}I appreciate the chance|you're giving me...
{40740}{40812}...but I don't think I should sign|papers without my agent's okay.
{40817}{40866}I'm not worried about your being fair...
{40871}{40955}...it's just that, well, without them,|I really wouldn't be here.
{40959}{41039}I understand. Well, we'll locate them|and have them approve the deal.
{41043}{41121}Mr. Kavanaugh, those two dopes|got on the lot. It wasn't my fault...
{41125}{41159}Can't you see I'm busy?
{41162}{41230}I beg your pardon.|I'll be back in a moment.
{41249}{41295}Where are they? I've got to talk to them.
{41299}{41362}Le Maise turned down the picture.|This boy's my only out.
{41366}{41414}The little guy's all over the lot.
{41418}{41489}- Well, you search this part, I'll take this.|- Right, sir.
{41705}{41742}Cops.
{41781}{41811}- Is that your teacher?|- No.
{41816}{41893}Thank you. I hope the teacher|ain't around. I hope nobody's around.
{41961}{42025}Cop. The cop. Excuse me, kid.|Get over there.
{42028}{42100}- Are you in this class?|- Why, Jacky Jenkins...
{42104}{42157}...can't you see he's much|bigger than we are?
{42161}{42214}Well, he sure doesn't look any smarter.
{42420}{42510}- Why don't you pick on someone your size?|- Okay, how much is two and two?
{42514}{42550}Two and two.
{42566}{42613}Now, why don't you leave me alone?
{42617}{42700}I mean, after all, I'm not|bothering nobody here. I don't...
{42711}{42795}Look, would you like to hear|the story of Little Red Riding Hood?
{42800}{42832}- Yeah!|- Come on. Hurry up...
{42836}{42919}...before the policeman comes.|Come on, kids. Hurry up. Get real close.
{42923}{42985}I'm gonna tell a story,|I don't want any interruptions.
{42989}{43074}I'm gonna tell a story all by myself,|and nobody should interrupt me.
{43078}{43172}Now, once upon a time there was|a little girl named Red Riding Hood.
{43176}{43239}- How old was she?|- She was...
{43323}{43400}How do I know how old she was?|I didn't even know the girl.
{43413}{43496}Well, do you think it's polite to talk|about someone that you don't know?
{43506}{43553}This is a girl that nobody knows about.
{43557}{43629}All you do is you read about her.|She's in a book. She's not real.
{43639}{43695}- Oh, she's a myth.|- Yeah.
{43699}{43752}"Myth" Red Riding Hood.
{43756}{43797}He lisps.
{43824}{43881}- Who lisps?|- You.
{43888}{43955}I guess so. Now you got me lisping.
{43959}{44030}Now, would you please stop|interrupting me? Don't do it anymore.
{44034}{44100}Little Red Riding Hood, she was|out in the yard, crying.
{44111}{44149}What was she crying about?
{44155}{44232}She was crying about 15 minutes.|Now, Little...
{44252}{44298}What do I know|what she was crying about?
{44307}{44396}It must have been about something.|People just don't cry for nothing.
{44424}{44483}She was crying because|she dug a hole in the yard.
{44486}{44549}Her mother wouldn't let her|bring the hole in the house.
{44553}{44616}Well, maybe the dirt was no good|and it had worms in it.
{44620}{44725}Of course. Everybody knows that. The dirt|had to be bad because the worms were...
{44743}{44814}Kid, I'm telling you for the|last time, cut it out, will you?
{44817}{44884}When Little Red Riding Hood|was going through the woods...
{44887}{45030}...to protect her was a woodchopper,|sitting way up on the top of a high tree.
{45034}{45117}Now, how do you think|he got on top of the high tree?
{45125}{45179}He sat on it when it was an acorn.
{45185}{45250}Correct. Now... But he...
{45272}{45341}I'm telling you, kid, for the last time,|will you cut it out?
{45356}{45412}And they lived happily ever after!
{45618}{45722}But, darling, there's going to be trouble|in this town. We've got to get away.
{45726}{45772}Wait a minute, Lucille. I'm sorry.
{45775}{45825}Preston, you know,|there's something wrong.
{45830}{45877}- I know.|- It isn't the way you're doing it.
{45881}{45930}It's just something wrong|with the scene.
{45934}{45972}Well, I feel funny in it. I...
{45976}{46031}- I know you don't feel right in it.|- Neither do I.
{46034}{46088}- Neither do I.|- Lf we could only do something.
{46092}{46172}Maybe when we come to the quarrel,|if I could have a change of heart.
{46177}{46236}- What about that, Mr. Leonard?|- Yeah, what about that?
{46241}{46287}Lt'd be a little out of character.
{46290}{46336}- Yeah, I guess so.|- I think you're right.
{46340}{46383}Me too, we'll have to get|somebody else.
{46387}{46452}We got a couple hundred dollars|more, we could get someone.
{46456}{46522}I mean, after all, we gotta...|We gotta get somebody else.
{46525}{46604}It's just the last few lines that are wrong.|Why don't we cut them out?
{46608}{46661}You can't do that.|Think of the poor writers.
{46664}{46717}Definitely. The poor writers.|Get new writers.
{46722}{46781}Well, couldn't we say|it's just pretense on my part...
{46785}{46836}...to sort of mislead the sheriff?
{46851}{46920}She's got something. That's fine.|What do you think, Preston?
{46923}{46986}- I don't believe that would work.|- Oh, I'm sure it would.
{46990}{47065}- I think it would too.|- It's two to one against you.
{47070}{47135}- He's right. Let's try it over.|- We might as well try it.
{47139}{47205}Sorry you lost, old man|but after all, what's fair is fair.
{47210}{47290}- Let's try it anyway, see what happens.|- I was...
{47319}{47354}- Can I have your autograph?|- No!
{47358}{47391}Okay.
{47495}{47526}- Who are you?|- Here.
{47530}{47556}Where did he go?
{47819}{47855}Did you see him?
{47896}{47930}Go!
{48872}{48931}Oh, don't bother me. I'm busy.
{48935}{48975}That's him!
{49247}{49339}Quiet, please! This is a picture!
{49556}{49605}All right. Let's try|the whole scene. Places.
{49617}{49673}Props, get that dummy.
{49689}{49765}- Look out. Gotta get one of these dummies.|- Oh, sure.
{49834}{49866}This one's no good.
{49992}{50063}By the way, Eddie, you haven't seen|a pudgy little guy, have you?
{50067}{50103}No.
{50154}{50211}- Smart guy, huh?|- What's eating you?
{50216}{50264}Well, take it easy, will you?
{50315}{50356}I ought to knock your ears down.
{50361}{50431}Look, Al, I got a job to do.|Will you lay off?
{50434}{50480}Well, take it easy.
{50514}{50547}Well, you wanna go, huh?
{50550}{50635}- Props, you getting that dummy?|- Coming, Mr. Kippin. Here it is.
{50640}{50705}Well, don't park it here.|Take it up on the balcony.
{50709}{50760}Let's see that script. Places, everybody!
{50764}{50809}All right, folks...
{51019}{51056}Hurry with that dummy, Props.
{51060}{51108}Right away, sir.
{51134}{51232}- It's okay. I can put its arms around me.|- All right, Miss Argyle.
{51387}{51449}- Roll them.|- Speed.
{51463}{51494}Action!
{51504}{51546}Darling.
{51619}{51649}Klondike Pete!
{51653}{51715}- Oh, please, darling, it's not what you think.|- Shut up.
{51719}{51788}Ace Martin, Frisco ain't big enough|for the both of us.
{51791}{51886}On your feet, you double-crosser.|I'm gonna beat you.
{52121}{52172}Cut! Cut! Hold it!
{52176}{52262}Larry, this is a barroom brawl,|not a pillow fight.
{52266}{52340}And don't hit his head against that beam.|It looks phony.
{52344}{52400}Come down here a minute.
{52410}{52459}- Fix the rail, we'll try it again.|- Yes, sir.
{52464}{52540}All right, folks. We'll take the|whole scene from the beginning.
{52700}{52772}Larry, you're hitting a dummy,|but it's supposed to be a real man.
{52776}{52887}A tough guy, one of Black Rogers' gang.|You just gave him a love tap.
{52892}{52942}I'll show you how to do it.|Where's that dummy?
{52946}{52998}- It's right back here.|- There it is.
{53019}{53067}Must have taken a bad bounce.
{53071}{53115}Hand him up here.
{53211}{53252}Now, watch this.
{53316}{53361}See what I mean?|Put some steam behind it.
{53365}{53436}- I get you.|- All right. You try it.
{53930}{54006}- What's holding it up?|- Gee, I'm sorry, Mr. Kippin.
{54010}{54071}That's all right.|That's just what I wanted.
{54075}{54115}All right. Places, everybody.
{54119}{54166}Take the dummy up on the balcony.|Let's go.
{54171}{54253}This is going to be a good one.|I feel it coming.
{54465}{54519}We'll take it from the fight.
{54536}{54594}- Ready?|- Speed.
{54612}{54683}- Action!|- Darling.
{54741}{54789}Klondike Pete.
{54904}{54966}- It isn't what you think.|- Shut up!
{54971}{55012}Shut up!
{55055}{55128}Ace Martin, Frisco ain't big enough|for the both of us.
{55372}{55434}- Hold it!|- Was that all right, Mr. Kippin?
{55447}{55502}I don't know.
{55506}{55569}It still looks a little phony.
{55580}{55609}Looked all right to me.
{55653}{55749}So it looked all right to you, eh?|I'll be the judge of that.
{55753}{55823}- I didn't say anything.|- Well, keep your thoughts to yourself.
{55827}{55860}- We'll try it again.|- Yes, sir.
{55865}{55964}Take that dummy upstairs.|Looked all right to him.
{56216}{56252}Wait a minute, Eddie.
{56256}{56328}We'll take it up to the fall|so we can try it with a real actor.
{56344}{56384}Okay.
{56680}{56746}- Well, where's the actor?|- Oh, he's here.
{56750}{56805}Joe, come here.
{56810}{56849}There he is.
{56877}{56939}He doesn't look anything|like the dummy.
{56942}{57050}The dummy's short and round,|and he's slim...
{57054}{57146}He's no good. It'll never match up.|Get somebody that looks like the dummy.
{57150}{57204}Yes, sir. All right, Joe.
{57361}{57386}Hey, you!
{57435}{57496}I got a little part for you.|You're dressed for it too.
{57500}{57560}Say, how would you like to make|25 bucks for yourself?
{57564}{57606}- Twenty-five dollars?|- Yeah.
{57611}{57664}- I'll have to ask my agent.|- Okay.
{57676}{57734}- He says grab it.|- Yeah... Well, come on.
{57892}{57921}Action!
{57925}{57973}Go ahead, start making love to me.
{57976}{58021}You know, your face is very familiar.
{58025}{58136}You're a very, very nice girl.|Too nice a girl to work in a place like this.
{58139}{58233}I know a girl that works in a place like this.|She knows a fella named Klondike Pete.
{58238}{58285}I hope I never see that bully again.
{58340}{58398}- Klondike Pete!|- I know just what you're gonna say:
{58402}{58464}"Frisco ain't big enough for both of us."|You're right.
{58597}{58645}Out of the way. Come on, get off there.
{58649}{58698}Get up. Come on.
{58702}{58742}Fine time to be playing games.
{58745}{58793}Mr. Kavanaugh's ready|to give Jeff the part.
{58797}{58826}If you'll agree to terms.
{58837}{58861}He'll agree.
{58865}{58916}- Yeah.|- And we'll all celebrate at Ciro's.
{59067}{59105}Look, there's Claire.
{59109}{59168}What do you say we start the party off|with champagne?
{59172}{59201}Oh, I just love champagne.
{59205}{59257}- Oh, waiter.|- Yes, sir?
{59260}{59319}Will you pick your feet up, you clumsy...
{59324}{59392}Pay no attention to him.|Two bottles of champagne.
{59403}{59505}I don't get it. She doesn't give me a tumble|and goes out with that Horatio Alger.
{59509}{59565}Aren't those two other guys|from the barbershop?
{59568}{59635}Yeah. Wonder what they're celebrating.
{59638}{59684}Well, Greg, I didn't wanna tell you this.
{59688}{59755}Kavanaugh's putting that kid|in your part in "Romance For Two."
{59759}{59802}- I thought you told me...|- I did. I did.
{59806}{59858}I even offered to pay his fare home.
{59900}{59983}- Have they signed the deal yet?|- Not yet.
{59986}{60027}Good.
{60046}{60118}I got some good news.|I Just put an order in for 180 phones.
{60122}{60190}All I'm gonna do all day:|"Hello." 10,000, 5000. "Hello."
{60194}{60250}Look, there's Mr. Kavanaugh over there.
{60304}{60361}Hiya, Kavvy!
{60433}{60482}- My friend.|- Sit down. Sit down. Just nod.
{60486}{60554}- One of my clients.|- Just nod. Just nod.
{60572}{60606}- What's the matter?|- That hurts.
{60611}{60664}- What hurts?|- The collar sticks in, and it hurts.
{60668}{60754}- Let me see.|- Just nod. Hold your head up.
{60758}{60791}- Hiya, Kavvy...|- Hold still.
{60795}{60834}Hiya, Kavvy. How you been?
{60838}{60886}Put that down.|What are you doing with that?
{60891}{60941}- Making an impression.|- Quiet.
{60945}{61009}- Kavvy... That's hot.|- What's the matter with you?
{61036}{61063}Hello, Dennis, Chris.
{61068}{61122}- Oh, hello, Greg. Sit down.|- Thank you.
{61127}{61172}Dennis, my agent's|been banging my ears...
{61176}{61227}...trying to change my mind|about that picture.
{61231}{61262}Oh, if you only would.
{61267}{61321}Well, I hate to cut the kid|out of a chance.
{61325}{61400}Look, I'm a businessman first,|a sentimentalist second.
{61404}{61461}I simply got to get this picture|started next week.
{61465}{61567}Frankly, I'm scared stiff,|gambling a million dollars on an unknown.
{61572}{61608}How about it?
{61612}{61656}You're a better salesman than my agent.
{61660}{61706}- It's a deal?|- Right.
{61738}{61792}- Ruth, would you care to dance?|- Love to.
{61797}{61863}Good. We're gonna trip the light fanatic.
{61867}{61929}- Fanatic.|- I'm gonna dance with my girl.
{62017}{62041}My, how you've grown.
{62045}{62099}When I brought you here,|you were a kid, that big.
{62103}{62166}- Abercrombie.|- Please. I don't dance with strange women...
{62170}{62207}My girl.
{62272}{62351}Like to take a whirl with the dancing|champion of East Des Moines High?
{62354}{62421}Well, I've always been|a hero worshipper. Let's go.
{64389}{64452}You mean the deal is off, and Jeff is out?
{64457}{64516}After all, I've got a big investment|in this picture.
{64520}{64571}I've got to protect it. You understand.
{64575}{64627}Oh, yes, yes, yes.
{65754}{65801}It's funny how a town|can change overnight.
{65834}{65868}Yesterday I hated Hollywood.
{65872}{65942}Today I think it's the most|wonderful place in the world.
{65946}{66029}What? What did you say?
{66050}{66132}I said, I think Hollywood's the most|wonderful place in the world.
{66180}{66287}Jeff, would you mind very much|if we sat down for a minute?
{66295}{66349}No. Not at all.
{66410}{66450}We'd better sit down.
{66515}{66568}What's the matter, kid?|You look so gloomy.
{66572}{66633}You're down in the dumps.|Looks like you saw the check.
{66636}{66712}Don't worry. I'm gonna pay for it.|I'm gonna pay the whole business.
{66716}{66772}Champagne for everybody.|Come on, Buzz, drink.
{66776}{66809}- Come on.|- Abercrombie, please.
{66813}{66853}- What's the matter?|- The deal is off.
{66857}{66933}Don't worry about the check.|I'm gonna pay for it all by myself.
{66937}{66978}- What did you say?|- The deal is off!
{66982}{67043}Oh, good, good. The deal is on.
{67067}{67114}- On or off?|- Off.
{67119}{67201}That's what I thought you said.|"The deal is off."
{67206}{67286}We was gonna make you|the biggest star in Hollywood too...
{67290}{67334}...and now it's off.
{67346}{67384}I'm sorry...
{67474}{67569}- Buzz, you're not kidding, are you?|- It's off.
{67572}{67667}Just when I'm getting started in business,|I'm a has-been.
{67672}{67776}They can't charge me for that malted milk|because I didn't take any of it.
{67872}{67948}Abercrombie. Abercrombie!
{67961}{68035}Cigars? Cigarettes?
{68050}{68099}Would you like a shine?
{68142}{68212}Cigars, cigarettes.
{68600}{68662}I must have "insonominomina."
{68673}{68749}When you get insonominomina,|you can't sleep.
{69169}{69235}What's all this racket going on?|I thought you were asleep.
{69238}{69293}I can't sleep. I must|have inso-nama or something.
{69297}{69345}- It's catching too.|- What's wrong with you?
{69349}{69466}What's wrong? No diploma, no job,|no clients, no sleep, no nothing.
{69469}{69500}- You know what, Buzz?|- What?
{69504}{69534}I'm a failure.
{69538}{69597}Come on. Get with it, please.|All you need is rest.
{69602}{69631}- Rest?|- Certainly.
{69634}{69684}I've been trying all night.|It's already 6:45.
{69689}{69732}I haven't slept a wink.|Look at my eyes.
{69736}{69781}- They're not bloodshot.|- I have no blood.
{69785}{69826}- I'm gonna take some tablets.|- Don't.
{69830}{69867}- No, you don't.|- Buzz, don't.
{69872}{69907}They're sleeping tablets. Dope.
{69911}{69975}You wanna be a dope fiend?|Certainly not. You listen to me.
{69980}{70041}I'll take care of everything. There you are.
{70045}{70080}Now, you don't|want those things.
{70084}{70157}We gotta get up early in the morning,|take Jeff to the studios.
{70162}{70207}On your toes. Grab the bull by the horns.
{70212}{70260}No. What are you doing?
{70265}{70323}- Hey, wait a minute. You can't sleep?|- No.
{70327}{70414}I've got just the thing for you.|Don't go away.
{70437}{70488}- Well, pal, here it is.|- What do you got there?
{70492}{70547}"Go to sleep with Dr. Caswell Snide."
{70551}{70605}- Oh, no. I want to sleep alone.|- No, no, no, boy.
{70609}{70657}You just put this record on,|hop into bed...
{70661}{70710}...and Dr. Caswell Snide will do the rest.
{70714}{70761}You mean, this record|will put me to sleep?
{70766}{70835}Certainly. All right now,|just leave it to the record.
{70839}{70929}Don't worry about a thing.|You get in bed. Go ahead.
{70984}{71017}You all set?|What are you doing?
{71022}{71102}- Wait a minute. Not yet. Not yet.|- All right. Tell me when you're ready.
{71106}{71147}This record will do the works.
{71152}{71200}- Not yet.|- All right, get in bed. Get in bed.
{71204}{71277}Wait a minute. Look, I'll take this off|so it don't disturb you.
{71282}{71335}- Okay. Wait a minute.|- Tell me when you're ready.
{71340}{71375}- Wait a minute.|- You ready?
{71379}{71428}- Ready!|- There you are.
{71432}{71503}Now, I'll call around Saturday|and wake you up.
{71553}{71605}{Y:i}So you cant sleep, huh?
{71731}{71811}{Y:i}Well, Dr. Snide|will soon take care of that.
{71815}{71927}{Y:i}Now, relax that tired, weary body.
{72013}{72058}{Y:i}More.
{72118}{72162}{Y:i}More.
{72232}{72331}{Y:i}Just a little bit more.
{72389}{72473}{Y:i}Now, doesnt that pillow|feel nice and soft?
{72537}{72584}{Y:i}Why, of course.
{72588}{72632}{Y:i}Now, put your head deep in the pillow.
{72720}{72770}{Y:i}Deeper.
{72773}{72878}{Y:i}Deeper. Oh, ever so much deeper.
{72921}{73000}{Y:i}Isnt that comfy?
{73012}{73080}{Y:i}Now were ready for sleep.
{73084}{73165}{Y:i}Off we go to slumberland.
{73173}{73322}{Y:i}Slumberland,|with its fleecy white clouds so soft.
{73896}{73931}Now what's going on?
{73952}{74009}- What's the matter? What's the matter?|- Oh, Buzz.
{74012}{74060}- What's wrong?|- The record is beautiful...
{74064}{74137}...but nothing to stop it.|It just kept going:
{74142}{74233}Oh, how stupid of me.|I should have stayed here and turned it off.
{74237}{74294}Go ahead. Get back in bed.|I'll take care of it. Go.
{74298}{74334}- Buzz.|- What?
{74338}{74363}Play just the finish.
{74367}{74461}"And the daffodils are going to sleep."
{74465}{74524}- Daffodils.|- Go ahead. Go to sleep. Go ahead.
{74527}{74571}Not the other part.
{74595}{74659}- Put it on.|- Go to sleep.
{74714}{74762}{Y:i}Were drifting through dreamland.
{74766}{74922}{Y:i}Soft, mellow music|of rippling streams and babbling brooks...
{74925}{75013}{Y:i}... caresses our drowsy head.
{75017}{75095}{Y:i}Green fields and rolling meadows...
{75099}{75190}{Y:i}... with their purple poppies|swaying in the cool...
{75401}{75515}What? What happened?|What happened? What happened?
{75519}{75592}You fell asleep. I was supposed to.
{75596}{75674}Every time I hear that Dr. Snide|I go to sleep.
{75677}{75721}I can't help it.
{75725}{75770}- I'll fix you up.|- Yeah.
{75774}{75811}- Stay up.|- Stay up.
{75815}{75869}- Stay up.|- I've been up.
{75874}{75920}Stay up.
{76000}{76028}- You know...|- Look.
{76033}{76063}What are you going to do?
{76068}{76109}I'm going to put this in your ears...
{76113}{76178}...and then when I go to sleep...|You won't hear the record.
{76182}{76265}When I'm asleep, take the arm off,|and the record will stop and I'll sleep.
{76270}{76307}All right. Yes.
{76312}{76356}Now, how's that?
{76361}{76423}Everything all right?|How's that? All right?
{76426}{76462}Is it all right?
{76467}{76514}I said, is that all right?
{76529}{76617}- Is that all right? Stuff in the ears?|- Oh, yes. You can't hear. Swell. Come on.
{76622}{76665}When you go to sleep, I'll turn it off.
{76669}{76738}- Take it off. Yeah. These are good.|- Go ahead. Get your sleep.
{76742}{76811}I know I'll get some sleep.|I said, I know I'll get some sleep.
{76816}{76892}I said, I know I'll get some sleep.|I'm going to get some sleep.
{76897}{76921}What?
{76926}{76964}I says, I'm gonna get some sleep.
{76968}{76996}That's what I'm here for.
{77000}{77036}Well, why do you keep saying:
{77040}{77106}- I can hear you. Please.|- Well, then keep them in your ears.
{77110}{77172}- You don't have to listen to nothing.|- What?
{77176}{77261}You don't have to listen to nothing.
{77267}{77344}Look. Wait a minute. Now, listen.|Don't get excited, please, will you?
{77348}{77425}With these in my ears I can't hear.|Look. Here. Try it yourself. See?
{77429}{77461}- Can you hear anything?|- What?
{77465}{77530}Can you hear me?|You can't hear anything, can you?
{77534}{77592}How can I hear|if you're gonna put these in my ears?
{77596}{77640}I can't hear|if you got them in my ears.
{77644}{77736}If you got them in my...|He's got them again.
{77741}{77788}- I'm going to...|- What do you want me to do?
{77792}{77845}I'm gonna sleep.|When I'm asleep, take it off.
{77849}{77891}- Go to sleep. Go ahead.|- Put them...
{77896}{77943}Wait a minute now. Take it easy.
{77951}{78018}Now, look, I'm gonna put the record on|and don't fall asleep.
{78022}{78081}- Put the cotton in.|- All right. Go ahead. Get in bed.
{78085}{78188}{Y:i}Lazy daffodils brush our cheeks.
{78192}{78305}{Y:i}So still, so peaceful.
{78309}{78395}{Y:i}All the worlds asleep.
{78399}{78458}{Y:i}Sleep.
{78461}{78507}{Y:i}Sleep.
{78515}{78567}{Y:i}Pleasant dreams.
{78871}{78922}You can take it off, Buzz, I'm asleep.
{78939}{79031}Buzz, you can take it off now.|Take the arm off, Buzz.
{79035}{79104}Buzz, I said, take it off now.|Stop it. It's going around.
{79108}{79180}Buzz, I'm telling you to take it off now.
{79184}{79231}Buzz, turn it off!
{79261}{79347}Turn it off! Turn it off! Turn it off!
{79350}{79386}Turn it off, will you?
{79884}{79935}Buzz. Buzz.
{80081}{80127}I'm sunk.
{80574}{80656}{Y:i}We are drifting through dreamland.
{80661}{80763}{Y:i}The soft, mellow music|of rippling streams...
{80767}{80862}{Y:i}... and babbling brooks|caresses our drowsy...
{81476}{81527}I don't want to be nosy,|but where are we going?
{81531}{81604}To the studio. I'm not gonna let|Mr. Kavanaugh get away with this.
{81608}{81665}- I'm going in there...|- Now, wait a minute, Claire.
{81668}{81721}If I were you, I'd forget about this.
{81726}{81808}It's just another little Hollywood story|to tell the folks back home.
{81813}{81902}Tell? Don't you mean write?
{81958}{82004}I'm leaving on the 5:00 bus.
{82070}{82100}I see.
{82141}{82189}You think I'm kind of a quitter,|don't you?
{82193}{82271}Just because you throw in the towel|when the going gets a little tough?
{82276}{82348}- Don't be silly, Mr. Parker.|- Look, Claire, Hollywood isn't for me.
{82353}{82382}I belong back home.
{82387}{82445}Back at the old job|at the Guarantee Bank.
{82449}{82512}How wonderful.|You'll be rolling in money.
{82517}{82557}Other people's, of course.
{82561}{82629}And if you play your cards right,|you might be lucky enough...
{82633}{82701}...to marry Mr. Guarantee's daughter.
{82775}{82829}All right, all right, all right.
{82870}{82911}Stand still.
{82923}{83031}Oh, Buzz, I didn't sleep a wink|all last night with that record.
{83087}{83132}- I know.|- I hurt my head too in bed.
{83136}{83197}- I know. Everything will be all right.|- No sleep at all.
{83202}{83274}Pull yourself together. Wake up.|We got a lot of work to do today.
{83279}{83349}I'm worried. Jeff is out.|What are we going to do?
{83353}{83425}Oh, why worry?|Just keep a stiff upper lip.
{83429}{83463}- Remember...|- Stiff upper lip.
{83467}{83525}Remember one thing: A good agent...
{83529}{83566}- Never mind that!|- That hurts.
{83570}{83611}Never mind that. Remember one thing:
{83614}{83693}A good agent doesn't even know|the meaning of the word "capitulation."
{83697}{83734}Then I must be a great agent.
{83738}{83803}- I never even heard of the word.|- Yes, I know.
{83807}{83858}- There. Let's see how you look.|- How do I look?
{83863}{83899}- Swell.|- Now, let me walk alone.
{83903}{83961}- See if I can make it alone.|- Come on. Come on, now.
{83965}{84010}Come on, hurry up.
{84014}{84044}Claire!
{84048}{84113}I just came to tell you|you're back in the barber business.
{84117}{84179}Not so fast. We were just going over|to cheer up the kid.
{84183}{84260}You can save your cheers. He's leaving|for Des Moines on the 5:00 bus.
{84265}{84330}- What?|- You took the words right out of my mouth.
{84334}{84387}Quiet. Stupid had to play cupid.
{84391}{84465}You had to tell Jeff that Claire|would walk out unless Kavanaugh...
{84469}{84563}...kept him in the part.|So in order to play noble he scrammed.
{84573}{84626}Because he didn't want to be in her way.
{84631}{84669}- I'm sorry.|- You should be.
{84674}{84717}You're sorry? How do you think I feel?
{84721}{84779}I practically called him a quitter.
{84810}{84882}You know, if the girl at the bus depot,|played by me...
{84886}{84963}...were to call him and tell him|his reservations had been canceled...
{84968}{85031}...that would mean|he couldn't get a bus out until Monday.
{85036}{85092}- That's a great idea.|- Okay, boys, go to work.
{85096}{85163}- Okay.|- Go to work? Okay.
{85167}{85207}What are you doing?
{85211}{85275}- I'm reading the want ads.|- What do you mean the want ads?
{85279}{85331}You remember, Claire says|you gotta go to work.
{85335}{85393}What we've got to do|is get Jeff back into that part.
{85398}{85486}You know, I heard Kavanaugh say that|he was gonna start that picture next week.
{85495}{85533}He's gonna start that hot or cold.
{85538}{85601}- He said rain or shine.|- All right. What's the difference?
{85605}{85675}- The other time you put on a heavy coat.|- Who cares about that?
{85679}{85725}We've got to frame up|something with Jeff.
{85729}{85788}What are we going to do?|We got to get him that part.
{85791}{85846}- We got to figure out something.|- Yeah, but what?
{85851}{85899}- Hey. Wait a minute. I have it.|- Good.
{85904}{85948}Suppose we have Le Maise arrested.
{85952}{86002}- That would be the thing. Le Maise!|- Arrested?
{86006}{86041}Then he couldn't play the part.
{86045}{86137}- How are you gonna get the fellow arrested?|- That's the thing. Wait. I got an idea.
{86140}{86184}Have him slug somebody.
{86187}{86280}That's the best idea you ever had. They'll|put him in jail because he hit somebody.
{86284}{86307}That's a good idea.
{86312}{86391}- He's got it coming, too, that fellow.|- Absolutely. The thing is now...
{86396}{86478}...who is he going to slug?|Who is he going to slug?
{86482}{86506}- Yeah.|- Yeah.
{86510}{86550}Who is he going to slug?
{86575}{86639}What are you looking at me for?
{86643}{86686}I'll see you later. I am no more agent.
{86691}{86743}Now wait a minute. Wait.|What's on your mind?
{86748}{86801}Sometimes, why don't you|take a punch in the nose?
{86806}{86860}- Now, there's a fine remark.|- That's a small nose!
{86865}{86935}That's a fine remark coming from you.|I'm surprised.
{86938}{86988}Me, your bosom friend.
{86993}{87033}Your lifelong pal.
{87038}{87100}You want me to go out|and get punched in the nose.
{87103}{87167}- I didn't mean it that way.|- That's the way you meant it!
{87170}{87229}After all the little things|I've done for you.
{87233}{87297}When we were back five months|in our room rent...
{87302}{87342}...who did I let pay that room rent?
{87351}{87374}- Me.|- You.
{87379}{87424}- That was nice of you then.|- Yes.
{87430}{87492}When I was pinched for speeding...
{87497}{87550}...who did I let serve my time?
{87568}{87597}- Me.|- You.
{87602}{87649}And you was nice enough|to tell the judge...
{87654}{87715}...to keep me in another week|on account it was raining.
{87719}{87766}- I forget those things.|- Now you want me...
{87771}{87841}...to go get punched in the nose.|Always thinking of yourself.
{87845}{87895}- I'm a bad boy.|- I'll say you are.
{87909}{87994}- I'm gonna give back my Boy Scout pin.|- You should.
{87998}{88068}I'm going up to the scoutmaster|and give it back to him.
{88072}{88102}You should.
{88106}{88185}- People are gonna point their fingers at me.|- Why?
{88190}{88255}- That pin holds up my pants.|- Never mind that.
{88259}{88335}Hey. This is not such a fancy house|for a big movie star, is it?
{88340}{88368}This is his beach house.
{88373}{88423}This is where|he's gonna get Claire sunburned.
{88427}{88495}Knock on the door.|When Le Maise comes out, just insult him.
{88500}{88532}Make him throw a punch at you.
{88536}{88598}I'll take the picture of it|and we'll have the evidence.
{88601}{88653}- You all set? Ready to take a picture?|- I'm set.
{88658}{88702}- Go ahead.|- Turn it around the other way.
{88707}{88742}- Sorry.|- I don't want this for nothing.
{88746}{88779}Go ahead. Knock on the door.
{88783}{88879}Hey, wait a minute. There's Le Maise|on his boat. Come on. Come on.
{89102}{89160}All right, come on. There you are.
{89164}{89220}Hey. Boy, this ain't bad.
{89224}{89304}If I'd known it was gonna be like this,|I'd have brought my sailor suit.
{89308}{89365}- Never mind that. Let's get going.|- Okay. Listen.
{89369}{89428}I'm going over there|and I'm going to insult him good.
{89432}{89513}He's gonna take a big poke at me|and when he does you click the camera.
{89517}{89549}- Stay close to me.|- Go ahead.
{89573}{89649}Do you know what I think of you?|You an upholstered blouse.
{89652}{89719}- An upholstered blouse?|- Yeah, a stuffed shirt.
{89722}{89790}Listen, you guys,|I'll get you ashore in a couple of minutes.
{89793}{89864}In the meantime, stay out of my way.|I want to get into the wind.
{89869}{89952}You better not.|You're a skunk if I ever smelled one.
{89956}{90002}- That does it.|- Get ready, Buzz.
{90005}{90044}Right. Let him have it, Le Maise.
{90049}{90101}Okay. You asked for it.
{90125}{90239}I got it! Abercrombie!|Abercrombie! Abercrombie!
{90262}{90307}I don't see him. He hasn't come up yet.
{90311}{90373}You watch for him.|I'll turn the boat around.
{90377}{90452}Abercrombie!
{90469}{90540}Abercrombie!
{90573}{90644}Abercrombie!
{90648}{90718}We can telephone the police here.|Now, you saw the whole thing.
{90722}{90804}- It was an accidental drowning.|- It was just as much my fault as yours.
{90808}{90872}And tell them to send out a boat|and drag for the body.
{90876}{90930}- Somebody go under?|- Yeah. My best friend.
{90935}{90982}That's tough.
{91108}{91145}It should have been me.
{91149}{91250}Did you ever lose a good pal, a real pal?|One that you could trust?
{91254}{91293}- Yep.|- That's what's happened to me.
{91298}{91329}I know exactly how you feel.
{91333}{91375}But it should have been me.
{91380}{91426}After the way I've treated him...
{91430}{91544}Why, that Abercrombie|was the sweetest guy that ever lived.
{91554}{91669}Oh, the rightest, royalest pal|that ever drew breath.
{91674}{91723}And me always playing him for a sucker.
{91727}{91776}Now, now, I wouldn't take it so hard.
{91780}{91863}Why, with just one little|barber college racket alone...
{91867}{91962}...I clipped him for every cent|that he had in the world.
{91966}{92028}If he could only|come back to life just long enough...
{92032}{92088}...for me to tell him how sorry I am.
{92093}{92185}Tell him how miserable I feel.|Tell him how much I miss him.
{92278}{92344}I miss that poor kid.
{92349}{92413}It's all my fault.|I've always treated him like...
{92416}{92466}Like a sucker.
{92486}{92537}- Here you are, Buzz.|- Thanks.
{92542}{92596}But my... l...
{92602}{92675}Hey! Where have you been?|Where have you been?
{92679}{92711}- Where have you been?|- I was...
{92720}{92764}- Now, just a minute.|- I was fishing.
{92767}{92804}Fishing?
{92808}{92853}Stand still. Stand still.
{92857}{92936}What is this? What is that?|What is this?
{92940}{92970}Where'd you get that?
{92974}{93038}- I caught that without a worm.|- Now listen to me, you.
{93042}{93092}Listen, Le Maise is in|that telephone booth...
{93096}{93152}...calling up the police right now,|and if you...
{93156}{93211}Hey, wait a minute.|I've got an idea.
{93226}{93268}- Come on. Hurry up.|- Wait a minute.
{93272}{93343}- Leave the fish alone.|- I want dinner.
{93420}{93458}Now, listen. This is even better...
{93462}{93505}...than you getting socked.|You're dead.
{93509}{93558}I'm dead? Then why am I so hungry?
{93562}{93629}Never mind. You lay low.|I'll claim that Le Maise killed you.
{93632}{93685}They'll never let a murderer|in the movies.
{93690}{93768}- And Jeff is all set in the part.|- Will I have my picture in the paper?
{93773}{93819}Yes, yes, yes. Duck, duck.
{93823}{93871}No, no, no, duck.
{93900}{93950}They want us to come|to police headquarters...
{93955}{94041}...and tell them the story.|- This camera will tell the story, murderer.
{94045}{94099}- Have you gone out of your mind?|- You pushed him.
{94102}{94174}- It was self-defense.|- That kid never laid a finger on you.
{94178}{94213}- He wouldn't hurt a fly.|- Wait...
{94217}{94285}I'll wait when they throw you|in the gas chamber, brother.
{94288}{94346}They're not gonna throw me|into any gas chamber.
{94350}{94398}Then they'll exchange|that scarf for a rope.
{94402}{94456}- They'll have to find me first.|- They'll find you.
{94460}{94494}- Police, he's a murderer!|- No.
{94498}{94584}He's a murderer. There's a...|There's a murderer.
{94588}{94622}A murderer.
{94709}{94767}- What's the matter?|- Lf he don't believe I'm dead...
{94771}{94848}...tell him to talk to me, I'll verify it.|- He took it on the lam.
{94852}{94916}- We don't even have to have him pinched.|- Pinched?
{94920}{94974}- Pinched. That reminds me.|- What's the matter?
{94979}{95024}Something's been pinching me.
{95028}{95073}That's just your imagination.
{95077}{95125}It's your imagination.|Don't worry about it.
{95129}{95189}- What is that?|- My imagination.
{95224}{95273}They bite. They bite!
{95622}{95663}Now, I've gotta go into the studio.
{95668}{95712}I'll meet you across the street.
{95716}{95798}Why can't I go inside the studio?|Nobody will recognize me with the beard.
{95802}{95844}We can't take any unnecessary chances.
{95848}{95889}- Especially today.|- What's today?
{95894}{95974}Today they're shooting that big|$50,000 midway explosion scene.
{95977}{96029}Once they shoot that scene|with the kid in it...
{96034}{96092}...and blow up that set, Jeff's in.
{96096}{96179}Kavanaugh couldn't afford a new set|just to put Le Maise into the part.
{96184}{96237}Even if they found out|that you're not dead.
{96242}{96279}I'll meet you across the street.
{96283}{96342}Miss Warren wants you|over on the midway set.
{96346}{96377}Oh, thanks.
{96381}{96455}Look, you can't park the car here.|It's in the way of the gate.
{96582}{96618}- What's that mean?|- I don't know.
{96622}{96695}- I don't speak English.|- Oh, I see. Well, that's different.
{96779}{96820}Put some more brandy|in these flips.
{96824}{96888}They taste like milk shakes.
{97009}{97051}What'll it be, doc?
{97063}{97138}- What are you gonna have?|- Nothing. I gotta meet a friend here.
{97154}{97214}Why don't you take a drink anew?
{97223}{97304}- What's new?|- Nothing. What's new with you?
{97634}{97679}I got a beaut for you this time.
{97694}{97743}- Got another one?|- Yeah.
{97960}{98076}Did you ever hear about the guy|who was so brave...
{98081}{98165}...that he stuck his right arm|right into a lion's mouth...
{98169}{98210}...right up to there?
{98220}{98262}He stuck his arm in a lion's mouth...
{98266}{98334}...up to there? His right arm?|- Yeah. Yeah.
{98338}{98378}- What's his name?|- Lefty.
{98572}{98608}You get it?
{98620}{98669}- I didn't get it that time.|- You didn't?
{98673}{98730}- No, no.|- Lefty!
{98840}{98897}You know, you're a great fellow.
{98907}{98949}You've made me forget my troubles.
{98968}{99023}You drowned mine.
{99046}{99099}- You got troubles too?|- Yes, sir.
{99133}{99179}No, but I got real troubles.
{99188}{99257}I killed a man.
{99289}{99349}A man killed me.
{99359}{99423}That's why I'm wearing this fake beard.
{99427}{99468}This is a phony.
{99472}{99550}Nobody knows me. Just Buzz.
{99566}{99598}I'm gonna show you.
{99737}{99779}Well...
{99794}{99847}...you look familiar.
{99851}{99901}Very familiar.
{99905}{99983}I hope I trusted the right guy.
{99996}{100062}Since you've come clean with me...
{100067}{100138}...l'll come clean with you.
{100151}{100217}You look just like Gregory Le Maise!
{100333}{100384}- Open the gate.|- Wait, you can't come in here.
{100388}{100437}It's Greg Le Maise, the killer. Hold him!
{100441}{100488}- It's Greg Le Maise.|- Let me go.
{100492}{100537}- Let me go.|- I've got him, Joe.
{100540}{100583}- Telephone homicide downtown.|- Right.
{100586}{100649}Get that guy. He's the one|I'm supposed to have murdered.
{100653}{100683}Take it easy, take it easy.
{100687}{100740}But I tell you, he's my alibi.
{101014}{101057}Didn't hurt a bit.
{101139}{101204}Stop. Have you fellows|seen Greg Le Maise?
{101238}{101279}- Who?|- A tall guy in a blue suit.
{101284}{101339}Keep an eye out for him. He's a killer.
{101706}{101745}- Hey, you, come on.|- I can't...
{101749}{101820}Come on, put this on|or get out of here.
{101824}{101860}Come on, come with me.
{101864}{101926}Stand right here.
{101949}{101996}- Come on. Come on.|- What do you want?
{102000}{102076}- Just come.|- All right, take it easy, will you?
{102193}{102235}Now, come on, you guys.|Get on the set.
{102239}{102290}Oh, we'll be right out.
{102322}{102398}Oh, I get it. Pekingese twins. Well...
{102468}{102521}Ready, Mr. Kavanaugh.
{102550}{102600}Now, look, everybody...
{102611}{102661}...at this part of the story...
{102665}{102740}...the gamblers have planted|the dynamite in the midway.
{102743}{102830}At the end of the number,|the entire set will be blown up.
{102834}{102900}Now, we don't want|anybody getting hurt...
{102904}{102961}...so remember to stay|in the safety zones...
{102965}{103005}...marked out for you on the set.
{103010}{103071}Now, you can all see this indicator.
{103075}{103133}When the hand reaches four...
{103137}{103204}...that means the musical|number is ended.
{103208}{103262}You're in your safety zones...
{103266}{103327}...and the whole set will be blown up.
{103331}{103397}Is that clear? Now fix your makeups...
{103401}{103484}...get into your costumes,|and take your places.
{103630}{103678}We'll have to blow|the roller coaster too.
{103682}{103729}You're not using real people|in those cars?
{103734}{103778}Oh, no, sir. We're using|dummies in them.
{103783}{103818}Good enough.
{103822}{103861}Don't let anybody|near that plunger.
{103864}{103926}I don't want the set blowing up|before I get the number.
{103931}{103989}Just keep one eye on the dial,|one eye on me.
{103993}{104063}When the indicator reaches four,|you watch me.
{104067}{104097}I'll drop the handkerchief.
{104101}{104146}- You blow up the works.|- Okay, chief.
{104150}{104217}Stay there. Now, this is a take.
{104286}{104360}Do you have to look at us like that,|with your mouth open?
{104365}{104411}What do you think we are, freaks?
{104415}{104461}Must be the moustache.|I'm taking it off.
{104465}{104520}- Why don't you?|- I can't. I don't want to be seen.
{104523}{104568}- You don't want to be seen, you say?|- No.
{104572}{104618}Don't worry. If anybody recognizes you...
{104622}{104658}...l'll tell them it's me.
{104661}{104693}Take if off. Let's have it.
{104697}{104761}No. What's the idea? I told you,|I don't want to be seen.
{104766}{104839}You certainly picked out|a fine place to hide.
{104858}{104929}I'm looking for a guy.|A short, dumpy little guy.
{104934}{104984}- Short, dumpy little guy?|- Yeah.
{104988}{105035}You'll never find him here.
{105119}{105168}- A short, dumpy little guy?|- Yeah.
{105172}{105220}Hey, you, look over there.
{105223}{105321}There's a short, fat, ugly-looking guy|with Gregory Le Maise!
{105350}{105383}All right, roll them.
{105386}{105423}- Roll them.|- Speed.
{105428}{105475}- Action.|- Action!
{105495}{105552}Hurry, hurry, hurry.|Right this way.
{105556}{105586}It's Navy Day...
{105590}{105651}...on this great big, gigantic,|colossal midway.
{105655}{105724}As an added attraction...|And it's only good today.
{105728}{105787}- Every sailor and his cutie|comes in free...
{105792}{105849}...and saves his pay!|- Hooray!
{105923}{105984}{Y:i}To Marines|And to the Air Corps
{105988}{106099}{Y:i}Youll find scenes|That make the air more fun
{106103}{106180}{Y:i}Fun along the midway
{106210}{106276}{Y:i}Those who wear a sailor suit
{106281}{106348}{Y:i}Can join the fun and nail one cute
{106353}{106469}{Y:i}And have lots of fun on the midway
{106473}{106599}{Y:i}And those from the north or|From the south
{106603}{106662}{Y:i}Must never be down in the mouth
{106667}{106730}{Y:i}Just come
{106735}{106902}{Y:i}Dont let this humdrum world
{106918}{106967}{Y:i}Get you down
{106971}{107095}{Y:i}Its a treat|To be around
{107100}{107163}{Y:i}The fun
{107166}{107305}{Y:i}On the wonderful
{107309}{107376}{Y:i}Midway
{107445}{107537}{Y:i}Weve just begun with the fun|On the wonderful midway
{107897}{107930}{Y:i}Now were in and boast because
{107934}{107973}{Y:i}Were gonna win the most applause
{107977}{108071}{Y:i}Its fun|Fun along the midway
{108075}{108110}{Y:i}Step inside|She never fakes it
{108114}{108220}{Y:i}Theres a ride that really makes it fun|On the wonderful midway
{108225}{108286}{Y:i}If you come and play|A game of dodge em
{108289}{108355}{Y:i}Take your good aim and dislodge em|Come
{108360}{108452}{Y:i}Dont let this humdrum world|Get you down
{108455}{108491}{Y:i}Its a treat to be around
{108496}{108605}{Y:i}The fun on the wonderful midway
{108641}{108731}{Y:i}We never shun any fun|On the wonderful midway
{108798}{108852}Have you seen a dark little guy|around here?
{108857}{108940}Find in magic trinket.
{108944}{108981}Trinket? That's just plain water.
{108986}{109033}Well, trinket!
{109206}{109290}{Y:i}You dont have to find a reason|Any times a-shootin season
{109317}{109377}{Y:i}Fun along the midway
{109381}{109422}{Y:i}If youre feelin free and easy
{109427}{109495}{Y:i}And youd like to see a teasy dance
{109499}{109604}{Y:i}Dont take a chance|On the midway
{109608}{109717}{Y:i}You wont wear a parachute|The day you care to dare a Chute the Chute
{109721}{109775}{Y:i}Theres not a care there
{109779}{109853}{Y:i}Youll say its grand|So come, let your chest expand
{109857}{109945}{Y:i}Its fun on the wonderful midway
{110007}{110082}{Y:i}We never shun any fun|On the wonderful midway
{110228}{110311}{Y:i}If you havent found a cozy place|To ring around the rosy
{110315}{110397}{Y:i}Come, youll find it on the midway
{110401}{110494}- "Apprehensive, pull the trigger"|- "How expensive can a cigarette"
{110498}{110577}{Y:i}Ever get on the midway?
{110581}{110690}{Y:i}All you lads who fill the Navy|Dont you wait until Ole Davy Jones
{110695}{110759}{Y:i}Makes all your boneses Joness
{110763}{110836}- "Dont be a dunce"|- "We are only young but once"
{110841}{110930}{Y:i}Have fun on the wonderful midway
{110943}{111023}{Y:i}Youll say its grand|So come, let your chest expand
{111071}{111172}{Y:i}Have some fun on the wonderful midway
{111213}{111306}{Y:i}Midway
{111656}{111722}{Y:i}Fun along the midway
{111889}{112002}{Y:i}Fun on the wonderful midway
{112279}{112381}{Y:i}Fun on the wonderful midway
{113122}{113158}So you're supposed to be dead?
{113161}{113219}You will be, due to an accident|on a roller coaster.
{113224}{113260}Wait a minute, wait a minute!
{113691}{113737}Le Maise, will you go away?
{113741}{113794}Go away! Go away!
{114873}{114917}Mr. Kavanaugh.
{115404}{115465}Where are you going now, smart guy?
{116166}{116199}No!
{117315}{117374}{Y:i}Have some fun
{117395}{117471}{Y:i}Weve just begun
{117580}{117625}Mr. Kavanaugh...
{117642}{117770}{Y:i}On the wonderful midway
{117773}{117810}That's it! That's perfect.
{118130}{118202}"Variety" says that the premiere last night|was sensational.
{118207}{118244}That Jeff and Claire will be stars.
{118249}{118302}{Y:i}The Hollywood Reporter|said the same thing.
{118307}{118355}Wonderful review.
{118366}{118406}- Hello, Ruthie.|- Hello.
{118410}{118499}What are you doing?|Don't know how to sit in these chairs.
{118503}{118553}Excuse me, Ruthie. You do things to me.
{118558}{118614}A gentleman would like change|for $ 100, please.
{118617}{118684}Just 100? Tell him I'll bring it right in.
{118706}{118747}All right, all right.
{118820}{118856}Thank you.
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