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[J.D.] It's been a week,
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but I'm having trouble moving pastmy breakup with Julie.
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Luckily, my roommateknows how to take care of me.
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Nice.
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Now it's a picture of me and you
on a unicorn.
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J.D., that's Gary Busey.
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It's uncanny.
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[J.D.] Now that we live together, Elliotand I were getting tighter every day.
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[Screaming] Oh, my God!
That's cold! J.D.!
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[J.D.] She wasn't greatat practical jokes.
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[Squeaking]
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Ah! Ah! Oh!
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[J.D.] But still,we'd become inseparable.
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[# The Southland: Shadow]
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Whoa! OK! Yeah.
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There you are, little fellas.
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Thanks for the ride, buddy.
See you upstairs.
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Ooh!
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Todd! Gun show!
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Don't worry. I've got permits.
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Go ahead and touch 'em.
The safety's on. Oof!
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I keep passing out, but you haven't
seen it 'cause it happens when I yawn.
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No problem. Newbie. Quick.
Tell him a story.
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Lay off. I'm still upset
with this Julie thing. I'm...
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[splatting]
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You know, in high school once
there was a...
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Hope that hurt.
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Totally worth it. I need one of you
two clowns to do a work up on this guy.
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It's going to be a giant
pain in the ass.
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Hmm.
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Newbie, looks like it's you.
All the best.
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Damn those rollerblades.
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OK, everybody, let's gather around.
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[J.D.] After six months,
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some interns can becomecompletely overwhelmed.
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- Where's Rex?
- He's gone fetal again.
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- Put a blankie on him.
- I've got it.
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Unfortunately, young Keithhad become competent so quickly
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that every wordout of his chiseled mouth
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came tainted with an arrogantsmugness that he couldn't hide
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no matter how hard he tried.
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Is there anything else I can do?
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[J.D.] Right on cue.
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No, Keith.
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All I need right now is a sip of your
coffee to make me feel warm in my belly.
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Oh! Keith! Look what you did!
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Here! Dr. Dorian, take my shirt.
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You think you're better than me?
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With your rock-hard abs
and your dynamite areoles.
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Well, you're not.
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- [Gasping]
- Dr. D, what's on your back?
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Those, Jason, are the panicked
scratches of the adolescent raccoon
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who, until animal control
can get into my home,
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is currently residing in my sock drawer.
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[J.D.] To clear my head,I decided to give scooter-blading a try.
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I got this! Gun it, grandma!
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- OK.
- [Revving]
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Ooh! Oh! Oh!
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[Yawning]
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Hmm?
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Whoo! Whoa!
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Mm-hm.
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[Tires screeching]
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[Shouting]
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Whoo! That was close!
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# I can't do this all on my own
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# No, I knowI'm no Superman
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# I'm no Superman #
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You OK, Dr. Dorian?
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Keith, it's like you're
begging me to hate you.
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- I don't feel like I am.
- You can't stop!
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[Whistles] Newbie, today.
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[J.D.] We were edgy becauseour favorite patient, Mrs. Wilk,
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had developed a lung infectionand needed to be intubated.
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Basically, we had to put herin a coma.
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At her age, there's always a good chanceshe'll never wake up.
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A whole week of sleep.
You'll have some killer bed head.
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I'm nervous. Sorry.
I love bed head.
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Marge, the patient should not
have to be braver than you.
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Go easy on him. He's my fella.
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Now listen, if this doesn't work,
I want you to just let me go.
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Don't let me linger.
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[J.D.] You'd think we'd be usedto this kind of stuff by now,
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when a patient's been aroundfor a while, it gets to everyone.
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No matter how long you've been here.
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Turkelton, you're a surgeon.
When did you ever deal with Mrs. Wilk?
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[Electro music playing]
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You're not extending your arm.
It's called pop and lock, Christopher.
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- Not pop and dangle.
- OK.
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OK?
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[Music plays]
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Oh. OK.
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- You're getting it now, baby.
- OK.
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- I'll see you later.
- Go Michael!
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She changed my life.
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All right. Here we go.
See you in a couple days.
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Let's hope so.
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[J.D.] Everyone has their own wayof getting stuff off their mind.
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Some people like to work it off.
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Others try to drink it away.
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For me, I had heard thatthe piercing girl at the mall was easy.
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Thanks for penciling me in.
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Maybe later you could show me
where else you're pierced.
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- Why wait till later?
- All right.
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- [J.D. Screaming]
- [Banging]
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I feel so close to you right now.
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- [Zipper unzipping]
- [Screaming]
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Oh!
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Why do I forget
that I'm lactose intolerant?
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What are you doing here?
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We were so bummed about Mrs. Wilk
we inhaled six gallons of ice cream.
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Would you tell Dr. Kelso
to make this gym more female friendly?
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- There's no equipment for women here.
- Yeah.
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Know where there's all kinds
of equipment for women? Toddland.
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Damn it, Todd. What did I tell you
about talking like that around my wife?
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- Wait until she leaves and then say it?
- Exactly.
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You're welcome.
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- Saving this seat for your ex-wife?
- No. She... she's over there.
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Do you know that guy pointing at us?
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No. You should fight him.
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One rule. No yapping.
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The only thing I want to hear is my
liver drunkenly singing rugby songs.
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Calm down. I'm not even here.
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Seriously, my shift at the hospital
doesn't end for three hours.
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- I hate that place and everyone in it.
- I'll drink to hate.
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Cheers.
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[Laughing] You're right.
But, you know...
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You know what else I hate about Kelso?
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His hair smells like a pet store.
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Actually, that's my fault.
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I filled his hairspray can
with dog sweat.
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- Dogs don't sweat.
- No?
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- What the hell am I putting in there?
- We're giving Bobby a ride home.
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Say good night to your girlfriend.
He'll be here tomorrow.
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I will. Not that it matters.
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Not that I care.
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[Country music plays]
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- [Jordan] Perry!
- [Record scratches]
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Dorm closes at midnight. Uh!
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- I gotta go.
- Yep.
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I tell you, I am done
trying to pick up the random ladies.
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Every time I do, I end up with face
holes and an emerald stud on my peep.
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[J.D.] Which I'm keeping.
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You're surrounded by interns who'd
do anything to get with the attending.
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- Make a booty call.
- He's right.
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People have been making booty calls
since the dawn of time.
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Kronk, why you go now?
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Oh! Hey. You're up.
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Um...
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Look. I don't know
what you're looking for,
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but I just got out of a really tough
relationship with this girl, Debbie.
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Also, my sister was carried off
by a giant bird
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so we've all been in mourning
about that.
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And, um, my brother ate my foot.
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But you are just fantastic.
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The things you were doing last night,
they were, well, crazy.
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OK? So when I clear my own stuff up,
I'd love to get back together with you.
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Hungry.
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OK, I should really go.
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You know what? I'll do it.
If my partner-in-crime here'll join me.
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J.D., booty calls are pathetic.
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More than e-mailing your high school
boyfriend to see about his marriage?
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Black hand side.
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Carla, Mike Gorski wrote "keep in touch"
in my yearbook and that's all I'm doing.
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He did say that his wife Carol is
his soul mate and yes, they have twins,
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but he also said that he
wished she knew how to ski,
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so let's just see if they're together
come winter.
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Yes, J.D., I will do this with you.
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Oh, Dr. Kelso.
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Where... Where's your wife going?
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He's gonna ask Dr. Kelso if we can get
some equipment for women in the gym.
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- Oh. That is so nice.
- My baby's learning.
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[Turk] Oh!
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Are you crazy?
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Why would you want your wife
in the gym?
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Because unlike you,
I don't hate my wife.
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Yet. You don't hate your wife yet.
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But think about it, huh?
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You go to work, she's there.
You go out, she's there.
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And when you go home, where is she?
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- There?
- Ding.
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Women are everywhere.
Except for the gym.
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That's why it's such a magical place.
Don't ruin that. Don't be that guy.
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Come on.
You're so much more than that.
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[Whispering] I'm begging you.
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I'm... I'm actually
saving that for someone.
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- That's not allowed.
- Fair enough.
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Say, that's a real nice pantsuit
you have there.
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Oh, well, thank you.
It's 40 percent off.
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Swing by my place and see
if we can't get it 100 percent off?
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Had to be done.
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- Thanks. I got your next one.
- Don't mention it.
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I'm late 'cause Dorian parked
his scooter behind my new van.
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Practically punctured a tire backing
over it. Kid drives me crazy.
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A new van, huh?
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You blew up the old one over a bet.
Remember?
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Right.
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Dorian drives me crazy too.
But what are you going to do about it?
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I stole this from his locker.
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I come by here a couple times a week
and move stuff around.
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Turn off his alarm.
Maybe cut his bangs.
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You're in need of help, but darn it,
I'm not gonna give it to ya.
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How sound a sleeper you think he is?
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Well, watch this.
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Why?
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So, what now?
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- [Siren wailing]
- [Screaming]
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Naked. Excellent.
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Who took my emerald?
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[J.D.] After paying the Janitorthe unreasonable sum of $90
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to move my bed back home...
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... we decided to round up our interns
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so we could pick outour respective booty calls.
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Welcome to Fuglyville.
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J.D., I don't want to do this.
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Can't we just go home and put on
our pj's and watch Grey's Anatomy?
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Oh, I do love that show.
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It's like they've been watching
our lives and then just put it on TV.
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- Yeah.
- Hmm.
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[J.D.] Carla listened at the door whileI was helped Turk ask for gym equipment.
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- What do you want?
- [J.D.] And then Turk lied.
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Sir, we're here on behalf
of Dr. Bianca.
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You know, the albino radiologist?
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Oh, Jim!
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Who'd he get pregnant this time?
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I tell you, the ladies cannot
resist that ivory rascal.
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Sir, Jim is demanding that he
gets new equipment in his lab.
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Demanding?
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There is no way in hell
that Jim is getting new equipment!
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Sorry, baby. I tried.
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- Has there been any change?
- She's still the same.
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[J.D.] I guess in the back of my mindI was hoping for a pleasant surprise
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because around heremost of them are unpleasant.
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[Sighs]
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Like when a guy you thoughtyou connected with turns on you.
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Hey. How's the day
treating you, big guy?
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You're not talking to me,
are you, Doogie?
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Doogie?
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This is a doctor no-fly zone, bubs.
Speaking of flys, yours is down.
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Oh, no!
You fell for the grade school zinger!
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You gotta go!
Back to the game, boys.
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And you guys would not believe
how hard my man fought for us.
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Yeah. Well, you know, ladies,
I do what I do when I do what I do.
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[J.D.] Or your boss blows your cover.
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Turkelton,
I have reconsidered your request
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and I've decided to give old Jim
that new MRI machine.
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[Yelps] See, baby... No! Wait!
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[J.D.] My surprisecame the next morning
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when I found out Elliothad broken our no booty call agreement.
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With my nemesis.
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Why is he wearing my robe?
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It fits me.
253
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- J.D., I can explain.
- Oh, you did it twice.
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00:14:13,118 --> 00:14:16,679
All righty. Somebody's a stud.
We got a stud alert in here!
255
00:14:16,755 --> 00:14:19,121
Whoop! Whoop! Whoop!
256
00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:25,496
OK, this is just mathematically
impossible.
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00:14:25,564 --> 00:14:28,465
Keith, Dr. Dorian and I
have to get to work now, OK?
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Why don't you clean this up,
then drop off my laundry
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and get me a coffee and bring it
to the hospital. Run, like a bunny.
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Sure thing, Elliot.
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Keith! It's after nine.
It's Dr. Reid now.
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Dr. Reid. Dr. Reid.
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I love booty calls.
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"El Toro Grande"?
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I'm not familiar with this brand.
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No change.
Her FIO2 is still 50 percent.
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I said no cream.
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I didn't say no cream.
It's like having a sex puppy.
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- What's your problem?
- I can't stand that guy.
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J.D., he's just a booty call.
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- Say the word and I'll end it.
- I'd appreciate it if you'd end it.
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Oh, my God. You've turned Keith
into forbidden fruit.
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I must have him now.
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Heel! [clicking tongue]
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Oh. Hey, bud.
Check out my new mop bling.
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Bling!
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It's cool. I cleaned it.
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Oh, so what?
Now we're pals again?
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I've got to be honest.
I'm confused, Sasquatch.
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I got a rep to protect, OK?
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I'm seen as the king of working folks.
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If they catch me hobnobbing
with a doctor-type,
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I won't get my cut of prosthetics
we looted from the storage room.
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- How's that?
- We sell feet to college kids for $500.
285
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Apparently, they...
smoke something out of them.
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Let me get this straight.
You are embarrassed to be seen with me?
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At the hospital.
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At the bar we can hang out all we want.
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You rich, yacht-owning punk!
You think...
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They're gone. It's cool.
See you at the bar.
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Aw, sweetie,
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do you want me to call his mommy
and tell her he's being mean to you?
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00:16:17,176 --> 00:16:20,145
My friend is mean to me.
294
00:16:22,214 --> 00:16:24,512
Listen. Honey, I know you're angry.
295
00:16:24,583 --> 00:16:27,051
But look what I found in my locker.
A wad of cash.
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You can buy the shoes you wanted.
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00:16:29,254 --> 00:16:32,917
I'm not mad about that gym thing.
Sign this please.
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- Any of you ladies have a pen?
- Whoo!
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Oh! Yow!
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- Yow!
- [Sighs]
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You set me up.
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Baby, you are mad.
303
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It's not a crime for me to want one
place that I can hang out by myself.
304
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Turk, I am not mad, OK?
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Now staple these, please.
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Anybody got a stapler?
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Hey!
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Hey.
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[J.D.] I promised I wouldn't pickon Keith, but this one he had coming.
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OK, guys.
Gather round, gather round.
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Your hero, Keith here,
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forgot to check the blood levels
on Mr. Joy this morning
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and guess what?
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He's dead.
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Way to go there, Keith.
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00:17:21,673 --> 00:17:23,573
I've never seen this guy before.
317
00:17:23,642 --> 00:17:26,941
Oh! Way to get to know
your patients there, murderer.
318
00:17:27,012 --> 00:17:29,139
There's Mr. Joy.
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J.D., did you steal him from the morgue?
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00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:34,917
I left a note on the decapitated guy's
stump I'd have him back by 2.
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00:17:35,020 --> 00:17:36,248
It is 1:45.
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I have to take him back to the basement
and I don't even have my gurney.
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I hate dead people.
324
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All right. The real reason
that I brought Mr. Joy up here
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was for a teaching exercise.
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Can anyone figure out
the cause of death?
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Maybe when you leaned over
to check his I.V.,
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you smothered him to death
with one of your love handles.
329
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What did you say, Keith?
330
00:18:00,279 --> 00:18:04,113
Dr. Reid told me if you picked on me
I should stand up for myself.
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And that you're very sensitive
about your... doughy physique.
332
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:09,816
Well, I'm not.
333
00:18:15,060 --> 00:18:19,156
Please, no one help.
He's not heavy at all.
334
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Out of professional decorum
335
00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:25,431
we should refrain
from talking about Dr. Reid.
336
00:18:25,504 --> 00:18:29,201
He's boinking her, everyone.
That's why he gets special treatment.
337
00:18:30,342 --> 00:18:32,572
What did she say to do
if I said that?
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- Page her.
- Ah!
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00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:36,680
- Hello.
- [Gagging]
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00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:40,815
I forgot how strong you are
when you're mad.
341
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:48,017
Hey, can I...
can I talk to you for a sec?
342
00:18:48,093 --> 00:18:51,654
What's the matter, Sally?
Vending machine's out of bras again?
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00:18:51,763 --> 00:18:53,458
Nice. You tell him.
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00:18:53,532 --> 00:18:54,658
What's up, buddy?
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00:18:54,733 --> 00:18:58,294
I just thought your friends might
be interested in seeing this photo
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I took with my cell phone
the other night.
347
00:19:02,441 --> 00:19:05,808
I'm going to airbrush
"Friends Forever."
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00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:08,938
Then I'm gonna hang these bad boys
all over the hospital.
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00:19:09,014 --> 00:19:10,982
Oh, evocative.
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00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:13,449
- Give it to me.
- You want it? Come and get it.
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00:19:13,519 --> 00:19:15,453
- Come and get it.
- Gentlemen,
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let's try to be professional.
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00:19:19,525 --> 00:19:22,289
I left my gurney downstairs
in the morgue.
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00:19:22,361 --> 00:19:24,295
You're a superstar.
355
00:19:25,397 --> 00:19:27,558
One of them staplers
could've killed me.
356
00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:30,965
Know what bothers me?
You whining about me being in your space
357
00:19:31,036 --> 00:19:32,901
when you never want to be alone.
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00:19:32,971 --> 00:19:35,531
For God's sake,
you bought side-by-side toilets.
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00:19:35,641 --> 00:19:38,940
- That was a surprise for your birthday.
- A surprise for me.
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00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:42,310
- Surprise! How about that? OK?
- I don't want it. Take it back.
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00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:46,641
Doughy physique, Elliot?
Doughy physique?
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00:19:46,718 --> 00:19:48,948
If the pear-shaped shirt fits, wear it.
363
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:50,318
I am ashamed of you, OK?
364
00:19:50,389 --> 00:19:53,358
Do you know how petty it is
to get that personal?
365
00:19:53,458 --> 00:19:56,393
- My own face, OK?
- That's what I'm telling you.
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00:19:56,461 --> 00:19:59,726
Once when we were dating,
Elliot asked me to urinate on her.
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00:19:59,798 --> 00:20:01,163
[All stop arguing]
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00:20:03,435 --> 00:20:05,801
I had been stung by a jellyfish!
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00:20:07,005 --> 00:20:09,337
[All arguing]
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[Pagers beeping]
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[J.D.] Around here, it can feellike good things never happen.
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Good to see you, you old bird.
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Did I miss anything?
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I'll catch you up later.
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00:20:31,597 --> 00:20:33,258
[J.D.] Of course, when they do,
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00:20:33,332 --> 00:20:36,358
all the petty little argumentsfade away.
377
00:20:39,371 --> 00:20:42,898
And you don't mind waitinga little longer for your workout.
378
00:20:44,176 --> 00:20:48,306
Or your bar friendnot being your work friend.
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00:20:48,380 --> 00:20:51,406
Because the truth is,when you put stuff in perspective,
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00:20:51,483 --> 00:20:53,849
the little thingswill never bother you again.
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00:20:53,952 --> 00:20:55,579
Good morning, Dr. D.
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00:20:55,654 --> 00:20:59,385
Dr. Reid told me to get my sweet ass
out of the shower and make an omelet.
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You want one?
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[J.D.] Did I say never?30669
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