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Things were amazing with Kylie, butbefore I could get emotionally invested,
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I needed answersto some very important questions.
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Name three spin-offs
of the sitcom Happy Days.
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Mork and Mindy, Laverne and Shirley,
and Joanie loves Chachi.
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You marry her. You marry her now.
You marry her!
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OK! We passed section one,
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"Sitcoms about or involving
Asian-American diner owners".
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Now onto section two.
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"Fat, tubby TV husbands
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and the hot women that would
never actually marry them".
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Hey, we're missing Sanford and Son.
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- What?
- Yes!
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Turk was freaked out.Carla neverjoins us
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on Sanford and Son or Cheers night.
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I think she was feeling romanticallycompetitive with Kylie and me.
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Woman, woman! I am not a lollipop!
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Quiet down now
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It is time to watch the show
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Yes, it started
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Don't be licking me no more
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Matter of factCould you get me a handiwipe?
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Carla certainly triedto be as adorable as us.
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Darn it! You won.
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Unfortunately,Turk wasn't on the same wavelength.
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Do you see what you get, Carla?
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Do you see what you get
when you mess with the warrior!
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Yes!
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Ten to 9.00!
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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Kylie's in class all day
and bartends at night,
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and I'm still pulling 16-hour shifts,
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so we try to make sure
we kiss once a day.
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Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays,
she takes a cab here.
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Tuesdays and Thursdays...
I scooter to my baby
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Honey...
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...I haven't fuffied in bed in,
like, a week.
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With 27 deaths so far, this strainof E. Coli from tainted meat is serious.
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So if you're a big meat-eater,be careful.
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We were upset because when the mediareports on a weird health crisis,
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everyone who sees itthinks they have it.
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Oh, not so bad.
It's only a few people here.
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OK, OK, everybody just shut up!
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Thank you. Now, who's first?
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There's one positivewhen things like this happen...
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I love medicine!
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Grandma, that's my no-fly zone.
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Dr Cox! We're having
a bit of a crisis here.
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I see that. It seems you two
have worn the same outfit.
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Barbie, if it's of any consolation,
it looks slightly better on you.
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No, I'm talking about all the...
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- Thank you.
- Sure.
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- What are we supposed to do?
- Loretta, relax.
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I've been involved in every
ridiculous TV-induced panic there is.
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Poison pills, SARS, West Nile,
North Face, South Fork, East River,
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monkey pox, Pop Rocks, toilet snakes,
mad cow, bird flu, swine flu
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and, quite frankly, every other flu
that you could really only catch
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if you actually fornicate
with the animal it's named for.
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As a parting gift, I will tell you this:
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Narrow it down to two symptoms,
vomiting and diarrhoea,
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because it's just not E. Coli
unless it's firing out both exits.
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Sure hope I don't have dog flu.
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Mr Bernstein,
do you have vomiting and diarrhoea?
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- No.
- No.
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- No.
- No.
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- No.
- No.
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- No.
- OK, then, Mr James, you're free to...
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Wait a second. Charles James?
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I was watching the Cheers DVD.
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- Are you Charles James the writer?
- Yeah, that's me.
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Just... stay... calm.
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I need to take this man upstairs
for tests.
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J. D, don't leave me here.
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This is very important!
He may even need a surgical consult.
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Norm!
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Yeah, I get it.
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What are you doing?
No tongue before 10.00.
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If J. D and Kylie can make time
for that appointment kiss once a day,
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we should be able to do it twice a day.
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Love is not a competition.
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- OK.
- Make it three times.
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- All right. I'll see you at noon?
- Noon.
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You youngsters.
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If there is one thing I have learned,
it's that you can't schedule love.
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Your credit card statement
would beg to differ.
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OK, listen up, everyone.
For budgetary reasons,
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we are turning the bathrooms on
even-numbered floors into patient rooms.
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Floors two and four
are no longer for one or two.
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There's still a bathroom on two,
but my joke wouldn't have worked.
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Well?
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I'm sorry. Please repeat the question.
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Are you going to roll over?
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That's weird. I asked him
the same thing last night.
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Where's the outrage,
the anger, the hate?
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Again, last night.
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- You've gone soft.
- OK, now it's getting spooky.
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Look, you're the only one
who can stand up to Kelso.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
allow me to present
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man not caring.
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OK, Jordan, little help.
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If you don't do what she wants,
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I'm going to stop having sex with you
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and start making love. Love you...
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Where is that bastard? Kelso!
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- My wife's name's Carla.
- Yeah.
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- Like from the show.
- Just like it.
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I never met anyone with the
same name as the show's character.
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- Really?
- No.
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That's understandable.
I mean, there's a lot of Sams.
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Excuse me, J. D!
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I just spent the last 3 hours
interviewing 212 hypochondriacs,
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half didn't speak any English.
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Any idea how embarrassing
it is to mime diarrhoea?!
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Talk about your Dianes!
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Damn! It's kiss time!
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Baby.
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Baby?
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Come here, girl. Right here.
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That's where I want it.
I want it right there.
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- Where have you been?
- I was up at...
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- Gotta go.
- Gotta go.
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Bob. Bob.
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- Sorry, Madge.
- What do you want, Perry?
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Bob, enough with the
stinking budget cuts already.
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Noted. Now, if you will excuse me,
I have to fire someone.
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Oh, baloney, old man!
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I have to cut $27,000
from the cafeteria budget,
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and my idea of getting it all back
by charging $100 for a piece of cake
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went right out the window when Fat Frank
decided to go on that power diet.
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I lost over 230 pounds so far.
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- Why does he wear those pants?
- All right. Fair enough.
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I got your budget reports.
You don't know who to fire.
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Fine. Keep them. You do it.
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Watch and learn. I'll do it,
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and I'll do it
without firing a single person.
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I have to fire someone.
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I can't believe you left me alone
for a stupid TV writer!
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Is that different from when you hung out
with that weatherman from Channel 4?
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The man had a massive heart attack.
I was nothing but professional.
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OK, he's stable!
Just take the picture, Carla!
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What do you want?
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I want you to go in there and tell him
there's no reason for him to be up here.
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- How long have you had that cough?
- Oh, a couple months now.
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Am I wrong, Elliot, or is that the kind
of cough that needs a chest x-ray?
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- Probably.
- Thank you.
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- Hey, yo, Turk!
- What's up?
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I got a break.
You want to play some ball?
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Definitely.
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Baby. Yeah, I'm not going
to make our next kiss.
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I'm swamped too. Yeah.
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Right now I'm helping
Dr Schwartz reset a patient's leg.
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I think you got it, Dr Schwartz.
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You're a liar!
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Oh, for God's sake, Perry,
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adjust your bra, man up and fire
the one with the least pathetic story.
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Do you think I know
any of these people's stories?
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Well, let me fill you in.
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First is Hank. Four kids. Trying
to make it on a dishwasher's salary.
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Next to him is Mike. Lost half his leg
in a motorcycle accident.
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And then there's Judy.
Been here 30 years.
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Two away from retirement.
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You're friends with all these people?
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Are you kidding me? I read their files.
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I read everybody's files,
Ms Manic-depressive,
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- Dr Drinks-a-lot.
- Hold your horses!
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Just tell me who the
last person hired was, please?
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Looks like you could use a refresher.
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Serving people like you
who save lives every day
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makes me happier
than a kitten chasing a leaky cow.
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God bless you. God bless you.
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- I have to fire Opie, don't I?
- You think?
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Metastatic lung cancer?
How was he walking around with this?
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At worst, I thought maybe
he had a bad case of bronchitis.
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This is going to suck.
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Why'd they move me up here?
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Mr James,
I'm not quite sure how to say this,
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but you have lung cancer.
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It was strange telling himhe may only have weeks to live
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when a few hours ago,we all thought he was fine.
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It made me realize something.
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Whether it was givingbad news to a patient,
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or realizing your relationshipisn't as stable as you thought...
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We couldn't even make it one day.
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... or having to dosomeone else's dirty work...
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Say, Kenny?
Can I talk to you for a second?
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... there are moments when we allwish life was more like a sitcom.
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I'm so sorry.
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I'm sorry, too, sir.
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The good news is I won't have to eat
my wife's cooking anymore, right?
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J. D's sitcom fantasy will be backafter these messages.
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J. D's sitcom fantasy is filmedin front of a live studio audience.
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It's weird. There's so many things
I never got to do in my life,
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like go to a carnival
or take a ride in a hot-air balloon.
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We can do all that.
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We are going
to give you the best day ever.
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Elliot, a word?
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A hot-air balloon seems kind of
dangerous. I mean, he could get hurt.
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What's he going to do, bruise
one of his giant malignant tumours?
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Safety is always important, Elliot.
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Oh, my God. You're afraid
of balloon rides, aren't you?
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It's floating wicker propelled by fire!
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Besides, I defy you to find
one other thing that I'm afraid of.
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It's mopping time.
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It's mopping time.
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There he is.
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Yes, it's mopping time and,
as you know, I like to start
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in the exact spot you're standing.
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Let's get to work. Here we go.
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Is that my new sweater?
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No. This is my new sweater mop.
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It went dynamite with my beige cords.
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You mean my beige cord sponge?
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- You wanted to see me?
- Yeah.
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I wanted to tell you that I...
I think you're doing a great job.
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Boy, that meatloaf today was...
it was virtually hairless.
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I took off the gloves, it makes
the hair a lot easier to pick out.
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Get out of here.
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Perry, why the hell is he still here?
When I go back down to the cafeteria,
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there had better
be only three workers there.
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Unless Margaret spits out another kid.
That woman's like a Catholic bunny.
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Get it done.
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Why? Why am I having
such a hard time with this?
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Because apparently you have girl parts.
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Kelso said that if we
can cover his salary in the budget
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that Kenny can stay.
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But where are we going
to come up with $26,372?
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You thinking what I'm thinking?
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Yeah. That...
that we invite muscles here
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to hang a banner in our bedroom
that says "It takes three to party"?
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All right, knuckleheads. I need
one of you to win this talent show.
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I can do Shakespeare in German!
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In college, I double-majored
in theatre and classic languages.
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Does that degree come
with headgear and allergies?
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Let's take a look at our other options.
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You appear to be a man
who is utterly without talent,
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unless you want to count the fact that
you are the 20th-best basketball player
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in a predominantly white hospital.
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Jordan, your only skill
is illegal in 26 states.
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It's 27. Arkansas buckled.
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Carla, that makes you my girl.
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We could crank up the humidity and watch
your hair explode. That'd be terrific.
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Which leaves me, and...
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...unless all of you want
to see me turn a two-syllable word
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into a six syllable word,
I really think...
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...we should keep looking.
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Newbie! I almost forgot about you.
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You know what? Save your breath.
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I'm about to get in a hot-air balloon
and get Evel Knievel on my own ass.
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Come on, Elliot.
Let's go French kiss the sun.
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You know, you're wrong about Turk.
He has many, many talents.
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Yeah, he's really good at not
finding five seconds to kiss his wife.
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Wow! That's interesting
because you're really good at that too.
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- Oh, really?
- Really.
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- Really?
- Really!
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I know how long we've been married
and what our song is.
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I don't know the name of it,
but I it goes like this...
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Are you humming the
Let's All Go To the Movies song?
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Is that not our song?
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It's sung by hot dogs.
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What an amazing day!
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A balloon ride, lunch by the beach
and my first carnival.
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Sorry you missed
getting your face painted.
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They only had time
to paint one more face,
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so I let the kid behind me go
to make him stop crying.
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That was awesome!
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Spider-girl...
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Talent show's about to start.
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Talent show? I'd love to see it,
but I'm too tired to get out of bed.
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That sucks for you!
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I'm kidding!
We're going to do it right here!
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O Romeo, Romeo...
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Gesundheit.
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Hey, I'm wondering,
what's the story with steel wool?
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I mean, is it steel or is it wool?
Make up your mind, steel wool.
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Are there iron sheep
hopping around Scotland?
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Oh, brother.
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Look, I... Start laughing
or I start unplugging machines.
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And if any of you cows, goats
or ducks have any questions,
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don't be afraid to ask me.
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I'm just like all of you,
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only giant and human.
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Thank you. I hope you
enjoyed our production
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of World's Most Giant DoctorGoes to the Farm.
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So, what did we end up going with?
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Oh, you went with the farm idea.
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Oh, my God, we're doomed.
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OK, Perry, that's it. It's over.
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The only act left to see
is you firing that guy.
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Wait, wait. There's one more contestant.
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Oh, no. Is that Kenny?
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Hi. I'm Kenny.
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Yeah, it is.
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- Hey. That... that's our song.
- Yeah, I know. I told him to sing it.
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All right, give it to him.
You know he deserves it.
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The winner.
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We are going to go home
and spend some time together.
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Some good time.
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And by good time,
she means bumping uglies.
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Well, I hope you had a good day,
Mr James.
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Wait a second!
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This chart isn't for Charles James.
It's for James Charles.
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He's the one who has cancer, not you.
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Who cares about him?
He's anti-Semitic!
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Exactly.
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Well, that's a load off my mind.
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Hey, everybody!
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Thanks for coming so quickly.
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This is the kind of thing
I say out loud in my head.
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But since we're here...
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It just seems like in the end,
everything always works out
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because as long as we...
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Mr James? Mr James, can you hear me?
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He's apnoeic!
We need an airway! Anaesthesia!
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- Wait. This isn't right.
- We're going to intubate.
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Hang some dopamine, wide open!
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I need an ET tube. Where's Anaesthesia?
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Unfortunately, things don't always endas neat and tidy as they do in sitcoms.
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Relationships aren't alwaysmagically fixed in 30 minutes.
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You have to work on them.
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Problems don't alwayshave easy solutions.
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Hey, Kenny, once again,
I'm... I'm real sorry.
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Welcome to my world.
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Now imagine going home to my wife.
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And around here,nice people don't always get better.
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And at times like that,it's comforting to know
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there's always one thingthat can pick your spirits up.
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