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In some ways, Dr Cox and Dr Kelsoare a lot like an old married couple.
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I need your opinion about something.
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Those pants make you
look like you're holding water.
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I'll tell you the same thing I told
a comic I saw at a strip club in Reno.
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- I'm not here for the jokes.
- Colour me intrigued.
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I am considering offering
full-body scans here at Sacred Heart.
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Showing perfectly healthy people every
harmless imperfection in their body
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just to scare them into taking invasive
and pointless tests is an unholy sin.
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Does sound a little sketchy ethically,
doesn't it? Thanks, Perry.
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Did that just happen? Anybody?
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I was stuckat a couples-only dinner party.
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There was the soon-to-be-newlyweds.
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There was the girl that I lovedand the guy trying to eat her face.
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And then there's Danni and me.
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- You know what I was thinking?
- Nobody cares, Danni.
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This has been fun, but I have to
drive Turk to the hospital.
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I gotta look for an apartment.
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He wouldn't take one
cos the last tenant died there.
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- Rats ate his tongue out.
- But the kitchen was so cute.
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Please.
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Turk, where you gonna live
after you get married?
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- You mean where are you gonna live?
- Baby, not now. Don't know yet.
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Guess it's just the two of us.
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- You wanna have sex?
- I guess.
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- Do I have to look at you?
- Please don't.
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Shut up.
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I can't believe
Kelso really asked my opinion.
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If I wanted to sit and listen to someone
yammer on about their lives,
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I'd be at my AA meeting right now.
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It just so happens it was
the only empty seat in the whole joint,
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and as a fellow abusive drinker, you are
honour-bound by bar-stool protocol
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to listen to every last word
out of my mouth.
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- Go.
- Kelso...
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Kelso really listened to me
about this whole full-body-scan thing.
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I was thinking about
getting one of those scans.
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What did he say?
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Mommy, when's Daddy coming home?
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He isn't.
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If only he'd loved us enoughto get a full-body scan at Sacred Heart.
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Holy cow.
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Black Label.
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Claim a $75 discount on your next hotel bookings.
www.1st-booking.com - Coupon: 1STBOOK75
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Oh, my goodness,
I totally kicked that hernia's ass.
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Nicely done as usual, Dr Turk.
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- Why is Hot Doc being so nice to you?
- I don't know, but it's about time.
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I haven't had to work this hard
since Carla's mom.
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- I thought Carla's mom hated you.
- She died, so I count that as a win.
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I bought a killer dress
for your wedding yesterday.
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Speaking of which,
it's two weeks away.
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Has your bride-to-be
started freaking out?
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Carla's not the freak-out type.
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Turk didn't realise that everyone hastheir moments when emotions run high.
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Danni.
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Not here.
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I'm gonna go put some clothes on.
After all, I am a lady.
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By the way,
I used your razor to shave my pits.
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Keep it. Danni did the weirdest thing.
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- She called out her name during sex.
- Why are we whispering?
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- She hears like a bat.
- Bats hear well?
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- Yeah, they can't see.
- Sonar. Wait, that's whales.
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No, bats and whales.
Anyway, I have to break up with her.
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Just let her down easy.
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I'm not sure how to do this, but I don't
think we should see each other anymore.
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Cool. I'm already kind of sleeping
with this guy named Danny anyway.
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I guess she wasn't calling out
her own name after all.
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I don't care. I bet she calls my name
when she sleeps with him.
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- No, I don't.
- See? Like a bat, dude.
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Check.
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It actually wasn't that awkwardbreaking up with Danni.
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It was odd that she stuck around for twohours to do her morning yoga.
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Good morning, world.
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- She seems almost peaceful.
- Later, butt-licks.
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Maybe not.
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Make sure you got
all your things out of my room.
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I brought all my stuff to Danny's house
three days ago.
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Crunchberry. Wrong pipe.
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Don't come chasing after me
like you do with Elliot.
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If there's one thing
everyone knows about John Dorian
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is that he always wants
what he can't have.
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- That's not true, is it?
- Hell, no.
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By the way,
this is the last bowl of cereal.
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It's so hard to look for an apartment
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when I'm sharing my bed
with a beautiful girl.
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Really? What's his name?
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That made absolutely no sense,so just keep sipping.
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I want you to meet this patient, Tommy.
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He's only five but he's got
the voice of a grown man.
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What are you doing out of your room?
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I go where I want.
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Awesome.
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- Everything's wrong again.
- Baby, it's cool.
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- We're meeting the cake guy tomorrow.
- Nothing's cool.
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The centrepieces are Cupids but have
no arrows, so they're just fat babies.
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I have 187 people who RSVP'd "yes"
for a 125-seat wedding.
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I have to wear my grandmother's choker,
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but I look like an African tribeswoman
with a coil around my neck.
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First off, be nice
to my cousin, Nfume.
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Second, baby, if we have too many
guests, you can un-invite some people.
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- Really?
- Really. It'll be fine.
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Close your eyes. Take a deep breath.
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See how good that feels?
Take another one.
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- Take another one.
- Are you watching my boobs?
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Deep breath.
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Nice.
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Thank you, Shirley.
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I cannot believe you're gonna turn this
hospital into some money-making machine
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that coerces people into spending their
cash on procedures they don't even need.
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Why not?
It sounds like something I'd do.
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If one single person gets
a full-body scan, I will kiss your ring.
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I'll take that bet.
You're our witness, Laverne.
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- How very exciting for all of us.
- I'm not even sweating.
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Honest to God,
what kind of gullible chump
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would spend a thousand dollars on some
silly scan if he's feeling fine?
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Hello, Laverne, Shirl.
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- How's the chicken today?
- What if someone's vegetarian?
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- I gotta go call the caterer.
- Thank you.
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- I just calmed her down.
- She's quite mad.
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I hope she doesn't rub off on you.
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- Too easy.
- Please, man.
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- I'm Christopher Duncan Turk.
- Duncan?
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- His dad loved donuts.
- That's not true.
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You need to stop saying that.
The point is, I don't lose my cool.
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I don't know. Remember back in college
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when we had tickets to see
Michael Jordan in the playoffs?
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We're going to see Michael Jordan
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We're going to see Michael Jordan,cos we got good tickets
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We went 500 miles
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Was I supposed to bring
the tickets or the sandwiches?
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Oh, God.
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You leave it on the floor.
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You shaved your head
for the first time after that.
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I wish we could go back
and see that game.
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- Wanting what you can't have?
- Why are you here?
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- Hospitals don't sell cigarettes.
- Man, I'd smoke her.
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Quiet time, Todd.
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I wanna know
everything that's wrong with me.
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Mr Corman, you're not even feeling bad.
You don't need this scan.
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If it would make you happy,
we could do the same thing
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we've done the last 50 times
you've been here.
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Take your temperature,
draw some blood and give you a rectal.
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Last time you tried to torture me
to prove a point, Doctor...
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- Cox.
- Mengele.
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I've already talked
to the insurance company.
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There is nothing you can say
that can stop me from doing this.
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Mr Corman, apparently your insurance
company's not gonna cover it.
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Good day to you, sir.
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I'm ready to make the first incision.
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- Retract the pannus.
- Want me to hold the fat flaps?
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More than anything in the world.
Todd, you're up.
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- Thank you.
- Oh, man.
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If you don't want me
to throw you out of here,
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you've gotta get through this procedure
without making a sex joke.
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No problem.
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To really get at this, I think
we need to go in from behind.
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- And stay out.
- Totally worth it.
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Pathetic. For three years, I've been
watching you pine after Blonde Doctor.
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Everyone is sick of it.
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"Will they? Won't they? At the last
second something went wrong."
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Come on. Enough already.
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- You aren't exactly Ross and Rachel.
- Who?
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Dr Ross and Rachel from bookkeeping.
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Just let her be happy with
stunningly handsome, full-lipped guy.
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I don't even care what you think.
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In the heat of battle,it's important to hold your ground.
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Doctor.
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You hooked him, you got him in the boat,
but he still got away.
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Victory can be snatched awayat the last second.
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Mr Corman, your full-body scan
is on the house.
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I'm listening.
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Excuse me.
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Sometimes you don't knowhow it happened.
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I don't get it. Last night I was
golden boy and now I'm fat-flap guy.
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Why would Dr Miller turn on me?
I've been great in surgery.
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- She's coming to the wedding.
- She's not.
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- What?
- I un-invited her.
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It's amazing how your worldcan change in an instant.
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Guys, guess what? I just asked Sean
if he would move in with me.
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- Tell them what you said.
- Yes.
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- Isn't that great?
- That is great. Isn't that great?
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Full-lipped bastard.
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Great.
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What does Sean have that I don't have?
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Don't compare yourself to him.
He's better.
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Thanks for the lift. On Tuesdays
my feet swell up like Jiffy Pop bags.
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I'm sure it'll show up on the scan.
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If anything turns up green,
it's probably an emerald
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I swallowed from my mother's
jewellery box when I was five.
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I'd like to get that back to her.
What's going on?
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- Zip it. I know a shortcut.
- I'm getting chair-jacked.
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Why are you mad?
You told me to un-invite people.
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So you told my new boss you didn't
want her to come to the wedding?
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No. I told her
we didn't want her to come.
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Hello, there. Can I give you some help?
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My mommy said you had lollipops.
Give me a red one.
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- So, moving in together, huh?
- Yeah. It's a little scary.
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Just like that, I saw my window.
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It is scary. I knew this girl in college
who moved in with her boyfriend.
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Everything changed.
Stopped talking, started fighting.
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You know the rest.
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- They broke up?
- He killed her.
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Dr Reid, they need you to check
on that stabbing victim in room 301.
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- Could be you.
- What?
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Nothing.
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- Don't do that.
- Why are you here?
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Elliot listens to you.
Why are you messing with her?
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- He wants what he can't have.
- New rule.
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Hospitals are for doctors
and sick people only.
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You've had many chances,
and you never stepped up to the plate.
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I'm terrified, but that's how much
Elliot and I mean to each other.
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We work. If you really care about her,
you won't mess this up.
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Un-invite my boss, huh? We'll see how
she likes it when I mess with her world.
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I appreciate the lunch, but are you
actually trying to convince me,
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an admittedly frugal hypochondriac,
not to get a free full-body scan?
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You're not dying of anything.
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Although if you swipe one more bite
of my lamb medallions, I will kill you.
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- Look who never learned to share.
- I am not losing a bet to Bob Kelso.
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All this concern about my health
and my well-being, and it's about a bet?
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That's a pretty reprehensible
thing to do.
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If you'll excuse me,
I have a full-body scan to take.
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You drove me here.
I'd like to see a dessert menu, please.
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It was a little difficult
changing your cake at the last minute,
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but I was able to make it non-dairy
like you requested.
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Uncle Ramon thanks you, and the people
at table three thank you even more.
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It's perfect. Isn't it, Turk?
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What's up with the white people on top?
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They don't have
tiny plastic interracial couples.
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I'll colour it in
with some chocolate frosting.
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That's a great idea.
Put him in blackface. What?
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Put a string in the back of him,
so when you pull it, he sings Mammy.
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- Forget it.
- Where are you going?
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To where you keep
all the other coloured cakes?
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I'm gonna call Jesse.
And we gonna march on your ass.
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I was just goofing around
about that whole thing.
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It's great you guys
are moving in together.
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Thanks. I really needed
to hear that from you.
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Maybe I am someonewho only wants what he can't have.
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But what if the thing I want isthe girl I'm supposed to end up with?
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- It should be me.
- What?
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Every year we bounce around this thing
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and I never had the courage
to stand up and tell you how I feel.
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I'm crazy about you.
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If I had the choice of hanging out
with anyone in the entire world
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or sitting with you eating pizza
and watching a crappy TV show,
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I'd choose you every time.
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I have to go.
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Not yet, you don't.
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For Pete's sake.
Will you leave me alone?
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This baby would mess
with a normal person's mind,
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so please hear me when I say that
if you get this scan, it will ruin you.
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The next year is gonna be
a series of endless tests
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and I wanna keep that
from happening to you,
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even if you get free medical treatment
the rest of your life.
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How can I believe
that you even care about me?
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How are we doing, Mr Corman?
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Bob, we just had our scan.
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- You win.
- And...
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That was our first date.
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Next time don't be afraid
to put a little feeling into it.
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There you go. It's damn sure
not about the bet anymore.
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You do whatever you want.
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I cannot believe
you are freaking out about this.
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- We are not having wedding pie.
- This is so typical of you.
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- This whole wedding is about you.
- Give me back my wedding planner.
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"Frank Sinatra as our first dance."
That guy has only got one good song.
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You got pink roses. I hate pink.
Big-screen TV at the reception.
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- Big-screen TV at the reception?
- I knew you wanted to see the playoffs.
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You did that for me?
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It's amazing how one simple gesturecan bring you back from the brink.
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Baby.
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The U-Haul is parked outside.
Everything I own is in it.
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Except for this half of my salad tongs.
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I was using that to scratch myself
on the way over.
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This isn't gonna work.
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The funny thing about love is you neverknow how things are gonna work out.
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Like me. I lost Elliot,but at least I went down swinging.
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What are you doing?
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- What are we watching?
- Little House on the Prairie.
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If you are wondering what this is,
it's a list of the hundreds of people
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who've signed up for our full-body scan.
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Bully for you there, Bob-O.
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Sometimes a small victory
is enough to get you through the day.
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- I didn't get the scan.
- I know you didn't, Mr Corman.
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Please, call me Harvey.
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Harvey Corman?
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Doesn't get me as much action
as you'd think.
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Anyway, about that free medical care,
I'm gonna need your home number.
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Just in case.
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- Do you want me to re-invite her?
- Do you want her there?
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She's too pretty.
I want people looking at me.
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- She's out.
- Dr Turk, meet me in the OR.
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- Fat flaps?
- You got it.
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I love fat flaps.
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I love you.
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As for me, all I needed was Elliot.
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It's just so weird.
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My whole future was right there
in front of me and I just walked away,
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all because of you.
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I think you made the right choice.
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The problem with peoplewho want what they can't have
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is that when they actually get the thingthey covet, they don't want it anymore.
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But not this guy.
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Well, Dr Dorian, you have me.
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You finally have me.
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Oh, my God. I don't want her.
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