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Buon giorno, Norm.
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Cliffie.
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Yeah.
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- Kind of bright out there today, huh?
- Yeah, I wouldn't know.
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Yeah.
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I feel sorry for all those
people that have to squint.
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Say, Cliff, those wouldn't be
new glasses, would they?
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Oh, hey, you noticed, huh?
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Yeah, ltalian imports.
Sixty-five smack-a-roonies.
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That's right. Notice the sleek,
European styling there,
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the sturdy reinforced frames,
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and the hi-tech, shatterproof
reflective lenses
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that allow me to scope out the dollies
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without drawing attention to myself.
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You could walk up to them naked
with your hair on fire
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and not draw attention to yourself.
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Yeah? What would you know?
They only work on women.
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You!
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They seem to have given you courage.
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- Prove it.
- Well, what do you mean?
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Yeah, I wouldn't mind seeing
a little demonstration myself.
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- So...
- All right, all right.
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All right. All right!
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You've got the shades.
What are you worrying about?
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Excuse me.
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Oh, perfect!
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Thanks.
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Well, I don't care what anybody says,
we had better chatter out there.
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Shut up, Cliff.
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Sounds suspiciously as if
there is no joy in Mudville.
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Who gives a damn? We lost.
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We didn't lose.
We got dumped on.
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We were dragged by our noses
through the dung heap.
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They ripped out our guts,
held them up for us to see,
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and then they rammed them
down our throats.
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It's a grand old game.
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Damn!
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Now I know why they weren't afraid
to let me play.
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They were great out there.
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They were like the '27 Yankees.
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He's exaggerating.
There were only nine of them.
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Come on, guys. We can't just
sit around crying in our beer here.
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- Norman's right.
- We don't have any.
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Come on, Diane, step on it, will you.
I feel a tear welling up here.
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What the hell?
First round on the house.
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Hey, Sammy!
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Yeah, well, if you think I'm drinking
with you guys, you're nuts!
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I'd rather drink with those snail pellets
from Gary's Old Towne Tavern.
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- At least they're winners.
- That really hurts, Carla.
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Hey, really, I don't think we played
so bad, you know.
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- Listen to Mr Gold Glove over here.
- Come on!
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Yeah? You drew more flies
than bad liver.
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Oh, give me a break!
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The only thing more amazing than that
was you dropped every one of them.
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Come on, will you. I just have a little
problem with balls hit directly at me.
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The...
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I think it's probably
the sun, you know,
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or that I can't bend over.
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Poor Norman.
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Well, at least some of us
looked good out there, huh?
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Yeah, Cliff, the less of your
face showing, the better.
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Oh, listen to yourselves.
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You're letting a minor setback
in some trivial competition
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ruin what is an otherwise lovely day.
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Forget it, Sam.
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You just don't get it, do you?
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It's not just that the guys from Gary's
beat us at basketball, volleyball, darts
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and every other sport
known to mankind.
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It's more than that.
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I'm a jock.
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This is a jock bar,
but if we keep losing,
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all the jocks are gonna say,
"Hey, Cheers is for losers.
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Let's go drink over at Gary's."
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Oh, they'll never say that.
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They'll say, "Me no like Cheers.
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Let's go to Gary's."
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Gentlemen of Cheers. And ladies.
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- Tough game out there today.
- What are you doing here?
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Boy, you guys have the worst luck.
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Yeah, it looks like it just
followed us home, huh?
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Listen, we were over having
a celebration at my little tavern
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and I kept thinking,
"Something's missing."
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It wasn't as happy as it usually is
when we beat you.
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And then I realized what it was.
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I didn't get a chance to thank you
guys for the game.
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So I came over here to do it now.
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Way to go.
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The pop-up king.
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Many thanks.
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Great glasses.
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This is what I was afraid of.
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Hard feelings.
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What are you talking about?
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You guys have nothing
to hang your heads about.
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You played hard. You played clean.
You gave it your all.
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Just remember, it takes two sides
to make a victory.
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One side to win and you guys.
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Excuse me, but you've obviously
come here to belittle my friends.
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Why? I can only speculate.
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Perhaps you're compensating for some
physical shortcoming. I don't know.
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But it's tragic that you place
such stock in a silly competition.
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What of higher attainments?
What of loftier pursuits?
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What of art? And philosophy?
What of music?
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I graduated magna cum laude
in American Literature from Princeton.
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Oh? Couldn't make summa?
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Hey, look, Gar. You only came here
to rub our noses in it.
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You've done a great job.
Mission accomplished.
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Now why don't you take off.
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- Yeah, take a hike.
- Sam,
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I came here in the
spirit of sportsmanship.
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I'll show you sportsmanship.
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People! People!
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This is neither the time nor the place
for such childish behaviour.
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Yeah, let's save it
for when we kick his butt.
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In what? We're kind of running out
of sports, aren't we?
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Well, it's really been
a truly enjoyable afternoon.
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Gentlemen, ladies.
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- See you.
- Hey, hey, hey.
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Listen, I'll have you know
that I'm putting together a team
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right this moment, that's gonna have
you shaking in those shoes of yours.
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Hey, those are nice.
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Well, thanks. And is that a challenge?
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- Yeah.
- In what sport?
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I'll tell you in what sport.
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In...
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- Bowling.
- Yeah, bowling.
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Great! I've knocked down
a pin or two in my day.
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- When and where?
- Well, I'll just let you know.
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- Okay?
- Okay.
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Okay.
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- Okay.
- Okay!
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- Okay!
- Okay!
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- Okay!
- Okay!
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Bowling?
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Don't worry.
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I got this theory, Sam.
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You see, all of those other sports
required real athletic ability,
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but with bowling, we got the makings
of a great team!
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- Oh, Carla, l...
- Oh, listen, listen!
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You go to any bowling alley,
what do you see?
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A bunch of out-of-shape
couch potatoes
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who do nothing but sit around
and swill beer.
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All right, we're number one!
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Back so soon from the sport
of the great unwashed?
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How was the audition?
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Tryout.
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Diane, in sports, it's called a tryout.
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- We got a team.
- Yeah, of what, I'd like to know.
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I'm gonna call Gary and call it off.
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I'm telling you, when one lousy bar
can't produce four decent bowlers,
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it's time for America to take
a long, hard look at itself.
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Hey, you!
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You don't know anything
about bowling, do you?
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Hey, Woodhead...
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...I asked you if you know
how to bowl.
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You have bowled, haven't you?
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- Yes.
- When?
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- When?
- Before.
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- Before what?
- Before I came to Cheers.
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You're good, aren't you?
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I won a couple trophies.
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Sammy. Sam, Sam, don't--
Don't call it off!
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What? What? Hold on a second.
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- We got a ringer.
- Got a what?
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We got a ringer. Woody.
Woody is a bowling machine.
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Trust me. He's got a room
full of trophies.
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Hey, Gar.
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No, we're not wimping out.
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Yeah, tomorrow.
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Vic's Bowl-A-Rama. We rumble.
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Okay!
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Okay!
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- All right, Woody!
- Woody!
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Please don't ask me to bowl. I can't.
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Why not?
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The tragedy.
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- Well, what tragedy?
- What tragedy?
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Once I maimed a man
in a bowling accident.
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I'll never bowl again as long as I live.
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Great idea, Sam. Bowling.
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Okay, it's time to go.
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Let's see if we can, you know,
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maybe somehow manage
not to embarrass ourselves.
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Ladies and gentlemen, Knute Rockne.
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Come on, let's go. I wanna warm up.
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Hold on a second, guys.
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Say, Woody, it's still not too late
to change your mind.
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Don't you understand?
I maimed a man.
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Bowling accidents happen. You read
about them in the paper all the time.
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He was only an innocent
maintenance man.
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Come on, man. He knew the risks.
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I still don't know what happened.
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One minute, I was picking up
the eight-ten split,
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and the next thing I know,
the ten pin flies
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and hits old Sully
right between the eyes
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and he goes down
like a sack of wheat.
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Sam, I ruined the man's life.
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I'm sure you're exaggerating.
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Oh, no. No, I'm not.
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Old Sully got too dim-witted
to stay in bowling maintenance.
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Last I heard, he was a clown
at children's birthday parties.
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- Well, what's wrong with that?
- He wasn't invited to them.
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Come on, Woody.
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Listen, man, I've never begged
for anything in my life
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that I actually enjoyed once I got it.
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Come on.
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Please. Come on,
join the team here.
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We need you, Woody. Come on.
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I can't! Since the accident, I haven't
been able to set foot in a bowling alley.
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Well, why don't you just try it today.
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Maybe the memory's faded.
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- You don't understand what's at stake.
- Can't you hear me? No!
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Sammy, I'll take a crack at him here.
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Listen to me, all right?
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Now, every once in a while you just
gotta look beyond yourself, okay?
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And think about the team.
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Like my old high school football coach
used to always say:
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"Give the ball to Peterson.
He'll know what to do with it."
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Well, hey, I didn't want
that responsibility,
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but for the good of the team,
you understand,
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I took it.
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We went ahead
and we had a great season.
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- Were you the fullback?
- No, I was the equipment manager.
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- But that's not my point.
- Oh, come on, Norm.
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You're wasting your breath.
He ain't bowling.
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All right, think about that, Woody.
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Go team!
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Yeah! Not too shabby.
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Old Towne Tavern!
Old Towne Tavern!
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Old Towne Tavern!
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- Old Towne Tavern!
- Quiet, you guys.
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Let's show our worthy opponent
a little courtesy.
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Back off, buster, or I'll put Vaseline
in your finger holes.
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Just try to touch my ball.
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I'm talking about your nose.
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- Choke on it!
- Choke on it!
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You got the cheering under control.
I'll mosey up to the bar for a beer.
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- You're gonna miss the game, Norm.
- Then that's a perfect plan, huh?
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Hey, Cliffie, how're we doing here?
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Fifty pins down,
sinking like a stone, Sammy.
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Norm!
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How the hell they know him here?
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He's got a life, you know.
245
00:15:21,429 --> 00:15:23,101
That's all right, man. It's okay.
It's okay.
246
00:15:23,597 --> 00:15:24,586
Hey, Tawny,
247
00:15:24,806 --> 00:15:27,843
has anyone ever told you you make
even bowling shoes look sexy?
248
00:15:28,434 --> 00:15:31,187
Don't you ever stop?
You're fraternizing with the enemy.
249
00:15:31,520 --> 00:15:34,353
No, I'm just trying to distract her here
so she won't know what to do.
250
00:15:34,689 --> 00:15:36,759
A little wink, a sexy nod,
251
00:15:37,024 --> 00:15:40,539
and a glimpse of these
taut athletic buns.
252
00:15:40,861 --> 00:15:42,658
Oh, wait a second here, Tawny.
253
00:15:42,946 --> 00:15:44,061
Oh, what's this?
254
00:15:56,457 --> 00:15:58,732
I think your butt needs a tune-up.
255
00:15:59,042 --> 00:16:01,272
- Sam.
- Hey, what're you doing here?
256
00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:02,772
I'm here as a driver only,
257
00:16:03,003 --> 00:16:05,233
but I brought someone with me
who'd like to bowl.
258
00:16:05,505 --> 00:16:08,065
- Woody!
- Woody!
259
00:16:08,341 --> 00:16:09,569
Hey, time out, Gary.
260
00:16:14,679 --> 00:16:17,830
- Who's taking care of the bar here?
- Oh, don't worry. We closed it.
261
00:16:18,141 --> 00:16:21,099
We would have been here sooner, but
it took a while to get those people out.
262
00:16:21,435 --> 00:16:23,426
Oh, well, great. Yeah.
263
00:16:23,687 --> 00:16:25,962
All right, go get some shoes on here.
264
00:16:26,272 --> 00:16:28,103
Woody!
265
00:16:30,234 --> 00:16:32,828
- What made him change his mind?
- I don't know.
266
00:16:33,153 --> 00:16:35,713
He was right in the middle
of doing something and he said,
267
00:16:35,988 --> 00:16:37,546
"l can't let the guys down. Let's go."
268
00:16:37,990 --> 00:16:38,979
Hey, Woody!
269
00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:41,315
How are we gonna do this?
We've already started here.
270
00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:43,373
Cliff, what about your wrist injury?
271
00:16:43,786 --> 00:16:46,254
- What injury?
- Don't make me hurt you.
272
00:16:48,623 --> 00:16:50,818
Easy, easy.
273
00:16:51,167 --> 00:16:53,601
Gary, we're gonna need
an injury substitution here.
274
00:16:53,878 --> 00:16:55,391
Hey, you got it.
275
00:16:55,629 --> 00:16:57,665
The one thing I've never been
called is unfair.
276
00:16:57,922 --> 00:17:00,277
I can believe that's the one thing
you've never been called.
277
00:17:00,550 --> 00:17:03,906
All right, I'm gonna go
fire Woody up here.
278
00:17:05,387 --> 00:17:07,821
The alleys. Thanks.
279
00:17:08,347 --> 00:17:10,383
It's really a sensory experience,
you know.
280
00:17:10,683 --> 00:17:13,561
The scent of Aqua Net
on a beehive hairdo.
281
00:17:13,852 --> 00:17:16,491
The roar of polyester
against old Naugahyde.
282
00:17:17,563 --> 00:17:21,397
The sight of a cigarette stubbed out
in a patty melt.
283
00:17:21,775 --> 00:17:26,053
All this, plus the anticipation
of placing your feet in shoes
284
00:17:26,404 --> 00:17:29,123
only 7,000 others
have worn before you.
285
00:17:30,198 --> 00:17:31,677
Woody! Yeah!
286
00:17:31,950 --> 00:17:33,622
All right! Let's go!
287
00:17:35,578 --> 00:17:38,331
Listen, if this is gonna be
tough on you,
288
00:17:38,622 --> 00:17:40,533
I want you to know that you
don't have to do this.
289
00:17:40,790 --> 00:17:42,382
No, I want to, Sam.
290
00:17:42,625 --> 00:17:43,694
You're absolutely sure?
291
00:17:43,959 --> 00:17:45,836
Oh, I'm sure.
292
00:17:46,086 --> 00:17:47,599
You all have been like family to me.
293
00:17:49,505 --> 00:17:50,824
I love you guys.
294
00:17:51,966 --> 00:17:53,684
Okay, all right, Woody.
295
00:17:54,468 --> 00:17:57,107
- Watch this, Gar.
- Yeah.
296
00:18:17,278 --> 00:18:19,269
If you're having second thoughts,
that's okay, pal.
297
00:18:19,571 --> 00:18:20,890
No, no, I want to do this.
298
00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:24,834
- Okay, I'm ready.
- All right. All right.
299
00:18:43,549 --> 00:18:46,621
- Woody?
- I wanna do this, Sam.
300
00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:47,915
Remember, I love you guys.
301
00:18:48,469 --> 00:18:49,663
I'm ready, Sam.
302
00:18:49,887 --> 00:18:51,206
It's okay, Woody.
303
00:18:51,430 --> 00:18:52,943
I'm gonna bowl.
304
00:18:53,181 --> 00:18:55,695
I don't know what I was worried about.
This is easy.
305
00:18:55,975 --> 00:18:59,684
Those guys are dead meat.
You know what I'm saying, Sam?
306
00:19:07,026 --> 00:19:09,859
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
307
00:19:11,071 --> 00:19:13,221
Old Towne Tavern!
Old Towne Tavern!
308
00:19:13,489 --> 00:19:14,478
Old Towne Tavern!
309
00:19:14,699 --> 00:19:16,735
Old Towne Tavern!
310
00:19:17,826 --> 00:19:20,659
- Hey, nice game, Sam.
- Oh, get out of here.
311
00:19:20,954 --> 00:19:23,229
We said two out of three,
and we're taking you to the wall.
312
00:19:23,497 --> 00:19:24,850
That's right!
313
00:19:25,124 --> 00:19:28,719
All right, all of you in favour of saving
what shred of dignity we have left
314
00:19:29,043 --> 00:19:31,682
and sneaking out of here,
raise your hands.
315
00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:34,112
That's one...
316
00:19:35,882 --> 00:19:38,316
Hey, how come you voted?
You're not even playing.
317
00:19:39,510 --> 00:19:40,829
I thought we were ordering pizza.
318
00:19:42,804 --> 00:19:45,238
Sam, we can't quit.
319
00:19:45,849 --> 00:19:49,239
Listen, Sam, maybe we can
sweeten the pot a little.
320
00:19:49,560 --> 00:19:52,313
- Get out of here, will you.
- No, no, no.
321
00:19:52,604 --> 00:19:54,834
If you guys win,
322
00:19:55,106 --> 00:19:56,175
I'll set you up with Tawny.
323
00:19:58,359 --> 00:20:00,395
Maybe we can talk.
324
00:20:00,944 --> 00:20:02,343
And if we win,
325
00:20:02,904 --> 00:20:07,375
you set me up with the
Sweetheart of Sigma Chi.
326
00:20:09,284 --> 00:20:11,115
Excuse me.
327
00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:13,902
I didn't date Sigma Chis.
328
00:20:14,163 --> 00:20:15,562
I was Phi Epsilon Delta.
329
00:20:15,831 --> 00:20:17,503
You girls had quite a reputation.
330
00:20:18,333 --> 00:20:20,927
Yes, for academic achievement.
331
00:20:21,419 --> 00:20:23,410
Is that what it was?
332
00:20:23,671 --> 00:20:27,186
Tell me, isn't it true that Phi Epsilon
is Greek for "Hi, sailor"?
333
00:20:29,258 --> 00:20:30,611
Give me your shoes.
334
00:20:30,843 --> 00:20:32,276
Give me your shoes.
335
00:20:32,636 --> 00:20:35,548
- Oh, Diane, are you bowling?
- Yes.
336
00:20:35,847 --> 00:20:38,884
- Come on. Well, are you any good?
- Yes.
337
00:20:39,225 --> 00:20:42,262
And if you whisper a word of this
to anyone who matters,
338
00:20:42,561 --> 00:20:44,358
I'll find you and I'll kill you.
339
00:20:46,063 --> 00:20:49,738
Did you think I came by my utter
contempt for the sport by accident?
340
00:20:50,067 --> 00:20:51,341
Hardly.
341
00:20:51,568 --> 00:20:52,683
I took it in college.
342
00:20:53,403 --> 00:20:55,758
- You bowled in college?
- Yes.
343
00:20:56,030 --> 00:20:57,383
I needed the PE credits.
344
00:20:58,448 --> 00:21:02,521
I could read between frames,
and you didn't have to run.
345
00:21:02,869 --> 00:21:06,657
I spent six semesters sweating
in a tawdry bowling alley.
346
00:21:06,997 --> 00:21:08,794
Bowlers don't sweat.
347
00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:12,237
They do when they're wearing tweed.
348
00:21:12,835 --> 00:21:14,791
In spite of my complete disdain
for the experience,
349
00:21:15,045 --> 00:21:18,720
I have no intention of letting this
lvy League lounge lizard
350
00:21:19,048 --> 00:21:22,438
insult me and my sorority sisters
351
00:21:22,801 --> 00:21:27,079
and send Cheers
to ignominious defeat.
352
00:21:50,365 --> 00:21:52,674
Your mama!
353
00:21:56,370 --> 00:21:57,769
Chambers! Chambers!
354
00:21:57,996 --> 00:22:00,669
Chambers! Chambers! Chambers!
355
00:22:04,668 --> 00:22:06,420
- Chambers! Chambers!
- Thank you! Thank you!
356
00:22:06,670 --> 00:22:08,149
Now put me down!
357
00:22:08,379 --> 00:22:10,813
I'm afraid of heights,
and someone has very cold hands.
358
00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:14,991
Okay, everybody, line up.
I'm pouring beers.
359
00:22:17,804 --> 00:22:19,795
I gotta hand it to you, Whitey.
360
00:22:20,055 --> 00:22:21,170
For once, you did something
361
00:22:21,390 --> 00:22:23,540
that didn't make me wanna
shove a rat in your mouth
362
00:22:23,808 --> 00:22:24,843
and sew your lips shut.
363
00:22:26,644 --> 00:22:28,953
Such praise. I blush.
364
00:22:29,271 --> 00:22:32,422
- Congratulations, Sam.
- Yeah. Thank you.
365
00:22:34,108 --> 00:22:37,737
Oh, excuse me. Continue celebrating.
Huzzah, huzzah.
366
00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:44,356
- It was a great win, wasn't it, Sam?
- Yeah, it was.
367
00:22:44,617 --> 00:22:47,085
- Thanks to you.
- Oh, don't thank me.
368
00:22:47,369 --> 00:22:51,328
I've been amply rewarded just seeing
how well you're taking this.
369
00:22:51,914 --> 00:22:54,064
The old Sam Malone would have died
370
00:22:54,333 --> 00:22:58,087
before letting a woman
salvage his athletic pride.
371
00:23:00,087 --> 00:23:01,679
- You've grown.
- You know something?
372
00:23:01,922 --> 00:23:05,198
I think I have. Oh, by the way.
373
00:23:05,842 --> 00:23:08,993
Tawny wasn't the only one looking
sexy out there in bowling shoes.
374
00:23:11,221 --> 00:23:12,449
Well, thank you.
375
00:23:12,723 --> 00:23:14,998
No, oh, no, no. I was talking about me.
376
00:23:17,143 --> 00:23:19,259
You know, I'm surprised
you didn't mention something.
377
00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:21,476
No, seriously, seriously.
378
00:23:22,230 --> 00:23:23,629
Great form out there.
379
00:23:24,941 --> 00:23:27,091
- Thank you.
- No, no, I was still talking about me.
380
00:23:28,819 --> 00:23:31,970
All right, all jokes aside here,
thank you very much
381
00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:34,475
for helping me beat Gary.
382
00:23:34,990 --> 00:23:36,662
Well,
383
00:23:36,909 --> 00:23:40,788
I was getting tired of listening
to some ignorant blowhard
384
00:23:41,120 --> 00:23:44,795
take himself and some stupid
competition so seriously.
385
00:23:45,123 --> 00:23:46,761
Boy, he really does that, doesn't he?
386
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:49,116
No, I was talking about you.
387
00:23:50,305 --> 00:23:56,688
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