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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:16,584 DADDY, THAT WAS THE BELL TOWER FOR PRINCESS BELLA'S CASTLE. 2 00:00:16,750 --> 00:00:19,953 HER CASTLE IS STARTING TO TAKE OVER MY CASTLE. 3 00:00:22,323 --> 00:00:25,126 THE GIANT ALMOST BROKE HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS. 4 00:00:25,293 --> 00:00:29,029 YOU SAID "HIGHNESS." 5 00:00:29,197 --> 00:00:30,931 ALL RIGHT, LISTEN, YOUR MOM'S COMING HOME SOON. 6 00:00:31,099 --> 00:00:32,300 EVERYBODY, I NEED YOU TO CLEAN UP, OKAY? 7 00:00:32,466 --> 00:00:34,068 - DAD. - YES? 8 00:00:34,235 --> 00:00:35,236 YOU'RE NEVER GONNA BELIEVE THIS. 9 00:00:35,403 --> 00:00:36,604 THE PURSE EXCHANGE 10 00:00:36,770 --> 00:00:37,771 IS GONNA TAKE BACK MY BROWN BAG 11 00:00:37,938 --> 00:00:39,907 FOR TWO NEW BAGS! 12 00:00:40,074 --> 00:00:40,608 OH, I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW MUCH THAT MEANS TO ME, EMILY. 13 00:00:42,710 --> 00:00:43,911 OH, THERE IT IS. 14 00:00:44,078 --> 00:00:45,179 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 15 00:00:45,346 --> 00:00:47,181 LOOK--WHAT IS ALL THAT? 16 00:00:47,348 --> 00:00:51,485 HOW DOES ONE FAMILY COLLECT SO MUCH CRA--JUNK? 17 00:00:51,652 --> 00:00:53,454 COME ON, EVERYBODY GRAB SOMETHING 18 00:00:53,621 --> 00:00:55,956 AND LET'S TAKE IT IN THE BACK ROOM, PLEASE. 19 00:01:05,266 --> 00:01:07,735 HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? 20 00:01:30,824 --> 00:01:32,926 GUYS, THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY MEMORABILIA ROOM 21 00:01:33,161 --> 00:01:34,195 CELEBRATING ME. 22 00:01:34,362 --> 00:01:35,896 YOU KNOW WHAT? 23 00:01:36,063 --> 00:01:37,765 THAT'S IT. WE'RE DOWNSIZING. 24 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:39,600 THERE'S PRINCESS BELLA'S CONVERTIBLE. 25 00:01:39,767 --> 00:01:41,202 JANIE, NO! 26 00:01:41,369 --> 00:01:44,004 DADDY, IT'S DARK IN HERE! 27 00:01:44,172 --> 00:01:46,340 JANIE, JUST-- JUST FOLLOW OUR VOICES. 28 00:01:46,507 --> 00:01:48,075 COME ON. all: JANIE! 29 00:01:48,242 --> 00:01:50,811 - JANIE, OVER HERE. - COME ON. 30 00:02:11,999 --> 00:02:13,334 I SEE YOU'VE ALL MADE 31 00:02:13,501 --> 00:02:15,203 YOUR KEEP, TOSS, AND MAYBE PILES. 32 00:02:15,336 --> 00:02:18,005 VERY GOOD, SO LET'S REVIEW THE RULES AGAIN, SHALL WE? 33 00:02:18,206 --> 00:02:20,073 IF YOU HAVEN'T LOOKED AT IT, TOUCHED IT, 34 00:02:20,241 --> 00:02:22,410 OR USED IT IN A YEAR, IT GOES. 35 00:02:22,576 --> 00:02:25,213 IF YOU USED IT AND YOU DIDN'T ENJOY IT, IT'S HISTORY. 36 00:02:25,313 --> 00:02:26,947 AND IF IT'S IN YOUR MAYBE PILE, 37 00:02:27,114 --> 00:02:28,582 THAT MEANS YOU DIDN'T LOVE IT ENOUGH 38 00:02:28,749 --> 00:02:31,519 TO PUT IT IN YOUR KEEP PILE, SO SAYONARA. 39 00:02:31,685 --> 00:02:33,221 COME ON, YOU GUYS. YOUR FATHER'S RIGHT. 40 00:02:33,354 --> 00:02:35,256 WE'VE ACCUMULATED WAY TOO MUCH STUFF HERE. 41 00:02:35,423 --> 00:02:37,325 JANIE, WHAT IS YOUR BROWN BEAR READING BOOK 42 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:38,959 DOING IN YOUR KEEP PILE? 43 00:02:39,126 --> 00:02:41,229 IT'S THE FIRST BOOK I LEARNED TO READ. 44 00:02:41,329 --> 00:02:42,730 - CAN YOU READ NOW? - YEAH. 45 00:02:42,896 --> 00:02:45,399 WELL, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. 46 00:02:45,566 --> 00:02:48,302 OH, JOE, LOOK WHO THINKS HE'S KEEPING HIS MAGIC SET. 47 00:02:48,469 --> 00:02:50,471 DAD, I KNOW I GOT THAT WHEN I WAS TEN, 48 00:02:50,638 --> 00:02:52,673 BUT YOU JUST CAN'T LEARN MAGIC OVERNIGHT. 49 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:54,007 YEAH, YOU CAN, JOE. WATCH THIS. 50 00:02:54,242 --> 00:02:56,544 AND ABRACADABRA! 51 00:02:56,710 --> 00:02:59,580 I JUST MADE IT DISAPPEAR. 52 00:02:59,747 --> 00:03:01,815 OH, NO, NO, NO. 53 00:03:01,982 --> 00:03:03,083 EMILY, EMILY, EMILY. 54 00:03:03,251 --> 00:03:05,553 - DAD! - GONE. 55 00:03:05,719 --> 00:03:08,121 AMY, I MUST TELL YOU THAT I'M VERY IMPRESSED 56 00:03:08,289 --> 00:03:10,291 WITH YOUR TOSS PILE. I REALLY AM. 57 00:03:10,458 --> 00:03:11,492 THANK YOU, DAVID. 58 00:03:11,659 --> 00:03:12,726 BY FOLLOWING YOUR SIMPLE STEPS 59 00:03:12,893 --> 00:03:14,395 I WAS ABLE TO DE-CLUTTER MY LIFE 60 00:03:14,562 --> 00:03:16,464 AND IT FEELS VERY LIBERATING. 61 00:03:16,630 --> 00:03:17,965 I'M VERY PROUD OF YOU, AMY, 62 00:03:18,131 --> 00:03:19,567 BUT I THINK YOU FORGOT ABOUT THESE. 63 00:03:19,733 --> 00:03:20,701 WHAT? 64 00:03:20,868 --> 00:03:22,636 NO. NO! 65 00:03:22,803 --> 00:03:24,972 NOT MY {\an8}CELEBRITY MANGIA COOKING MAGAZINES! 66 00:03:25,138 --> 00:03:26,106 YOU'VE HAD YOUR CHANCE, HONEY. 67 00:03:26,274 --> 00:03:28,141 I'M SORRY. 68 00:03:28,309 --> 00:03:29,477 LOOK, I DON'T THINK ANYBODY'S REALLY INTERESTED 69 00:03:29,643 --> 00:03:31,379 IN HAVING A RICHARD DAWSON 70 00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:33,046 {\an8}FAMILY FEUD FAJITA RECIPE FROM 1995. 71 00:03:33,281 --> 00:03:37,318 GONE! 72 00:03:37,485 --> 00:03:38,686 HEY, COME ON, EVERYBODY, LET'S PACK IT ALL UP 73 00:03:38,852 --> 00:03:40,120 AND TAKE IT DOWN TO THE DUMP. 74 00:03:40,288 --> 00:03:41,922 WE CAN'T JUST THROW IT OUT. 75 00:03:42,089 --> 00:03:43,857 AT LEAST LET US HAVE A GARAGE SALE. 76 00:03:44,024 --> 00:03:46,159 OH, COME ON, EMILY, I HATE GARAGE SALES. 77 00:03:46,327 --> 00:03:48,296 CAN WE AT LEAST DONATE IT TO CHARITY? 78 00:03:48,462 --> 00:03:50,063 WHATEVER YOU WANNA DO WITH IT IS FINE. 79 00:03:50,298 --> 00:03:52,165 AS LONG AS IT'S OUT OF THIS HOUSE. 80 00:03:52,333 --> 00:03:53,801 NOW, COME ON, THERE'S SOME EMPTY BOXES IN THE GARAGE. 81 00:03:53,967 --> 00:03:55,569 GO. GO. THANK YOU, JOE. 82 00:03:55,736 --> 00:03:56,804 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 83 00:03:56,970 --> 00:03:58,005 OOH, NICE TRY, AMY. 84 00:03:58,171 --> 00:03:59,307 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 85 00:04:02,910 --> 00:04:05,178 HEY, DAVID. 86 00:04:05,346 --> 00:04:07,681 UM, SO I WAS THINKING, NOW THAT WE'RE FINALLY GETTING TO DO 87 00:04:07,848 --> 00:04:10,784 YOUR MEMORABILIA ROOM, WHICH EVEN AS I SAY THE WORDS 88 00:04:10,951 --> 00:04:15,155 MY HEART SKIPS A BEAT-- UM, I JUST WANTED TO RUN 89 00:04:15,323 --> 00:04:16,924 A COUPLE OF ROUGH IDEAS BY YOU. 90 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:18,826 OKAY. GO AHEAD. 91 00:04:18,992 --> 00:04:20,628 OKAY, SO I'M KINDA OF THINKING OF THIS 92 00:04:20,794 --> 00:04:22,129 AS ONE BIG FUN-YOU-TAINMENT CENTER. 93 00:04:22,330 --> 00:04:24,965 RIGHT, IT'S--IT'S FUN, 94 00:04:25,132 --> 00:04:26,199 IT'S ABOUT YOU, 95 00:04:26,367 --> 00:04:27,735 AND IT'S ENTERTAINMENT. 96 00:04:27,901 --> 00:04:29,537 TELL ME MORE, PLEASE. 97 00:04:29,703 --> 00:04:31,705 OKAY, OKAY, SO YOU WALK RIGHT IN 98 00:04:31,872 --> 00:04:36,610 AND IMMEDIATELY YOU'RE GREETED BY...YOU. 99 00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:38,178 - THAT'S ME? - YEAH. 100 00:04:38,346 --> 00:04:40,348 IT'S ANIMATRONIC YOU. 101 00:04:40,481 --> 00:04:42,082 WOW. 102 00:04:42,249 --> 00:04:45,118 WOW, THAT IS ONE HANDSOME ROBOT. 103 00:04:45,353 --> 00:04:47,821 I MEAN, AND THE HAIR, IT LOOKS SO REAL. 104 00:04:47,988 --> 00:04:50,090 YEAH, IT'S ACTUALLY YOUR HAIR. 105 00:04:50,257 --> 00:04:53,361 YOUR HAIRDRESSER'S BEEN SELLING IT ON EBAY FOR YEARS. 106 00:04:53,527 --> 00:04:55,095 CAN YOU BLAME COCO? 107 00:04:55,262 --> 00:04:56,397 I MEAN, COME ON, LOOK AT THIS. 108 00:04:56,564 --> 00:04:58,866 BALANCE, BODY, AND SHEEN? 109 00:04:59,032 --> 00:05:01,369 NOW I SEE WHAT EVERYBODY ELSE SEES. 110 00:05:03,671 --> 00:05:06,139 JOE, WE'VE BEEN BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND FOR TWO MONTHS. 111 00:05:06,374 --> 00:05:08,275 YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU PLAY DRUMS. 112 00:05:08,442 --> 00:05:10,077 THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT ME, BABE. 113 00:05:10,243 --> 00:05:12,880 I BANGED THE SKINS BACK IN THE DAY. 114 00:05:13,046 --> 00:05:15,749 YOU KNOW, FOURTH GRADE. 115 00:05:15,916 --> 00:05:16,884 COOL. 116 00:05:17,050 --> 00:05:19,520 DRUM SOMETHING. 117 00:05:27,395 --> 00:05:28,929 OH, I SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING THERE. 118 00:05:29,096 --> 00:05:30,097 CAN I TRY? 119 00:05:30,263 --> 00:05:31,965 SURE, GO AHEAD. 120 00:05:32,132 --> 00:05:34,568 BUT IT'S NOT AS EASY AS I MAKE IT LOOK. 121 00:05:46,146 --> 00:05:47,781 WOW, THAT'S FUNNY. 122 00:05:47,948 --> 00:05:49,683 I DON'T KNOW WHERE THAT CAME FROM. 123 00:05:49,850 --> 00:05:52,052 YEAH. FUNNY. 124 00:05:57,324 --> 00:05:58,792 YEAH. 125 00:06:11,004 --> 00:06:13,941 ONE WORD ABOUT THIS AND DAD FINDS OUT 126 00:06:14,107 --> 00:06:17,445 WHERE YOU'RE STASHING PRINCESS BELLA'S OLD TIARAS, OKAY? 127 00:06:17,578 --> 00:06:20,881 YOU WOULDN'T. 128 00:06:21,048 --> 00:06:24,251 YOU WANNA ROLL THE DICE ON THAT, LITTLE ONE? 129 00:06:28,021 --> 00:06:29,823 OKAY, DAVID. 130 00:06:29,990 --> 00:06:32,025 READY? CLASSIC {\an8}SEE DAD RUN SCENES 131 00:06:32,192 --> 00:06:36,363 ON A CONTINUOUS LOOP IN SURROUND SOUND. 132 00:06:36,530 --> 00:06:38,732 BUSTED, DAD! 133 00:06:41,334 --> 00:06:45,372 WELL, KYLE, I GUESS YOU CAN'T BAKE YOUR CAKE AND EAT IT TOO. 134 00:06:59,553 --> 00:07:03,491 OH, MAN, THAT--THAT IS VERY IMPRESSIVE, KEVIN. 135 00:07:03,624 --> 00:07:05,593 OH, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 136 00:07:05,759 --> 00:07:08,496 DAVID, THIS BOX IS FILLED WITH GIFTS THAT I GAVE YOU. 137 00:07:08,629 --> 00:07:11,364 ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? 138 00:07:11,532 --> 00:07:14,502 UH, IT'S LABELED "DUMB GIFTS FROM MARCUS." 139 00:07:14,602 --> 00:07:16,236 I APOLOGIZE, MARCUS. 140 00:07:16,403 --> 00:07:18,305 YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO SEE THAT. 141 00:07:18,506 --> 00:07:19,807 JUST MAKE SURE IT GETS ON THE TRUCK, THOUGH, OKAY? 142 00:07:19,973 --> 00:07:21,909 I-I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 143 00:07:22,075 --> 00:07:25,779 WHAT MAN DOES NOT APPRECIATE A NOSE HAIR TRIMMER? 144 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:29,349 WAIT A MINUTE--A TRAVEL PILLOW? 145 00:07:29,517 --> 00:07:31,619 A SINGING FISH? 146 00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:33,987 SEE, THE JOKE IS THE FISH SINGS. 147 00:07:34,154 --> 00:07:37,891 YOU WOULDN'T KNOW THAT 'CAUSE YOU NEVER TOOK IT OUT THE BOX. 148 00:07:38,058 --> 00:07:40,528 OOH, A MAGIC KIT. 149 00:07:40,694 --> 00:07:41,829 OH, DON'T BOTHER. 150 00:07:41,995 --> 00:07:43,163 I'VE HAD IT FOR TWO YEARS 151 00:07:43,330 --> 00:07:44,532 AND I STILL CAN'T DO ANYTHING. 152 00:07:44,665 --> 00:07:46,800 I EVEN LOST THE TRICK FLOWERS. 153 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:50,403 WHAT'S THIS BEHIND YOUR EAR? 154 00:07:50,571 --> 00:07:53,040 AW, JOE, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE. 155 00:08:03,450 --> 00:08:05,853 OOH, IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND COMING OVER? 156 00:08:06,019 --> 00:08:07,888 YEAH. THOUGHT I'D IMPRESS HER 157 00:08:08,055 --> 00:08:10,658 BY WHIPPING UP SOME OF MY FAMOUS CHOCO-CHEESY-FLOATS. 158 00:08:23,937 --> 00:08:25,405 CLASSY. 159 00:08:27,207 --> 00:08:28,275 GUYS. 160 00:08:28,441 --> 00:08:32,112 WHAT DO YOU THINK, HUH? 161 00:08:32,279 --> 00:08:35,849 I THINK IT'S 86 DEGREES OUT, DAD. 162 00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:38,786 OH, NO, HE'S TURNING INTO GRANDPA. 163 00:08:38,952 --> 00:08:41,054 NO, NOT YET. 164 00:08:41,221 --> 00:08:43,056 I'M STILL WEARING PANTS. 165 00:08:43,223 --> 00:08:44,858 NO, LISTEN. 166 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:46,159 YOU KNOW WHAT THE BEAUTY OF THIS IS? 167 00:08:46,326 --> 00:08:47,427 THE REASON I'M WEARING IT 168 00:08:47,595 --> 00:08:48,729 IS SO I CAN TAKE IT OFF, 169 00:08:48,896 --> 00:08:50,664 I CAN PUT IT ON A HANGAR, 170 00:08:50,831 --> 00:08:51,865 AND HANG IT UP IN OUR CLUTTER-FREE CLOSET. 171 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:54,067 ISN'T THAT EXCITING? 172 00:08:54,234 --> 00:08:56,236 - HEY, GUYS. - HEY. 173 00:08:56,403 --> 00:08:58,005 MR. HOBBS. 174 00:08:58,171 --> 00:08:59,873 JOE, I THOUGHT WE MIGHT WANT A SNACK, 175 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:01,308 SO AFTER I PLAYED 18 HOLES WITH MY DAD 176 00:09:01,474 --> 00:09:02,810 AND DID A LITTLE ICE SCULPTING, 177 00:09:02,976 --> 00:09:05,045 I BAKED US SOME TREATS. 178 00:09:05,212 --> 00:09:07,748 THERE'S ONE FOR EVERYONE. - NICE. 179 00:09:07,915 --> 00:09:09,349 LOVE YOUR CUPCAKES. 180 00:09:09,516 --> 00:09:11,251 DON'T YOU WANT ONE, JOE? 181 00:09:11,418 --> 00:09:12,820 UH, NO, THANKS. I'M GOOD WITH MY FLOAT. 182 00:09:20,761 --> 00:09:23,864 DAVID, I'M--I'M SO SORRY I HAVE TO TELL YOU THIS, 183 00:09:24,031 --> 00:09:25,733 BUT ALL YOUR MEMORABILIA 184 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:26,867 FROM SEASONS FOUR THROUGH SEVEN IS GONE. 185 00:09:29,536 --> 00:09:31,639 WHAT? 186 00:09:31,739 --> 00:09:33,373 I MUST HAVE PUT THE STUFF BY THE CHARITY BOXES 187 00:09:33,540 --> 00:09:34,474 AND THEY TOOK IT BY ACCIDENT. 188 00:09:34,642 --> 00:09:37,110 I'M SO SORRY. 189 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:42,549 LISTEN TO ME CAREFULLY. 190 00:09:44,752 --> 00:09:48,055 I AM HANGING ON BY A THREAD RIGHT NOW, KEVIN. 191 00:09:48,221 --> 00:09:49,857 I NEED YOU TO CALL THEM. 192 00:09:50,023 --> 00:09:51,959 TELL THEM TO HOLD ON TO THE BOXES. 193 00:09:52,125 --> 00:09:53,426 WE ARE COMING DOWN THERE TO GET THEM. 194 00:09:53,661 --> 00:09:54,662 DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME? 195 00:09:54,795 --> 00:09:55,829 SAY YOU UNDERSTAND ME. 196 00:09:55,996 --> 00:09:57,865 YES, I TRIED THAT 197 00:09:58,031 --> 00:09:58,999 AND THEY SAID SOMEBODY CAME AND BOUGHT EVERYTHING. 198 00:09:59,166 --> 00:10:02,335 I-IT'S ALL GONE. 199 00:10:02,502 --> 00:10:04,537 A COLLECTOR WAS PROBABLY TIPPED OFF 200 00:10:04,705 --> 00:10:07,074 THAT MY STUFF WAS BEING DONATED. 201 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:08,642 HOW? NOBODY KNEW. 202 00:10:08,809 --> 00:10:10,778 I TWEETED IT! 203 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:17,150 WHAT DID YOU SAY? 204 00:10:17,317 --> 00:10:19,252 I TWEETED HOW GOOD IT FELT 205 00:10:19,419 --> 00:10:22,122 FOR THE HOBBS FAMILY TO BE DONATING STUFF TO CHARITY. 206 00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:26,193 DAD, I'M SO SORRY. 207 00:10:28,696 --> 00:10:30,497 FOUR YEARS. 208 00:10:30,664 --> 00:10:32,365 FOUR YEARS OF THE SHOW. 209 00:10:32,532 --> 00:10:35,335 GONE. 210 00:10:35,502 --> 00:10:37,304 - MR. HOBBS? - YES. 211 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:39,272 I'VE BEEN TOLD I HAVE SOME PSYCHIC ABILITIES. 212 00:10:39,439 --> 00:10:41,441 IF WE COULD ALL GATHER AROUND AND HOLD HANDS, 213 00:10:41,608 --> 00:10:44,044 I MAY BE ABLE TO GET A VISION OF WHERE YOUR THINGS ARE. 214 00:10:44,211 --> 00:10:46,680 OH, COME ON! 215 00:10:49,850 --> 00:10:51,919 I THINK IT LOOKS PRETTY GOOD. 216 00:10:52,085 --> 00:10:53,754 IF YOU JUST SORT OF FOCUS ON THE EDGES, 217 00:10:53,921 --> 00:10:55,723 YOU DON'T REALLY NOTICE THE GAPING HOLE 218 00:10:55,889 --> 00:10:57,791 WHERE SEASONS FOUR THROUGH SEVEN SHOULD BE. 219 00:10:57,958 --> 00:11:01,261 AM I RIGHT? 220 00:11:01,428 --> 00:11:03,997 YOU KNOW, YOUR FATHER USED TO STAND AROUND TALKING TO HIMSELF. 221 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:05,565 UH, YES, BUT LIKE I TOLD THE KIDS, 222 00:11:05,733 --> 00:11:08,101 I'M STILL WEARING PANTS. 223 00:11:08,268 --> 00:11:11,171 OH, IT'S JUST A MATTER OF TIME, HONEY. 224 00:11:11,338 --> 00:11:12,639 SWEETIE, YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY. 225 00:11:12,806 --> 00:11:14,742 IT'S JUST STUFF. 226 00:11:14,842 --> 00:11:16,576 AND ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, 227 00:11:16,744 --> 00:11:18,812 NOW YOU HAVE TWO HEADS OF HAIR TO ADMIRE. 228 00:11:18,979 --> 00:11:20,280 - THAT'S TRUE. - MM-HMM. 229 00:11:20,447 --> 00:11:23,751 THAT IS TRUE. 230 00:11:23,851 --> 00:11:26,153 - I'LL LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE. - OKAY. 231 00:11:26,319 --> 00:11:28,889 THIS ONE HAIR JUST KEEPS POPPING OUT. 232 00:11:29,056 --> 00:11:30,323 I'M GONNA CALL COCO FOR YOU. 233 00:11:30,490 --> 00:11:34,461 YO, DAVID! 234 00:11:37,765 --> 00:11:40,000 OH, MAN--YOU'RE TELLING ME THIS ISN'T FUNNY? 235 00:11:40,167 --> 00:11:42,435 IT'S A FISH THAT SINGS. 236 00:11:42,602 --> 00:11:44,905 THAT'S--THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT "THE SINGING FISH." 237 00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:48,408 BUT YOU WOULDN'T KNOW THAT 'CAUSE YOU DIDN'T 238 00:11:48,575 --> 00:11:51,544 TAKE IT OUT THE BOX. 239 00:11:55,282 --> 00:11:56,683 HELLO? 240 00:11:56,850 --> 00:11:58,051 OH, HEY, AMANDA. 241 00:11:58,218 --> 00:11:59,887 HOW YOU DOING? 242 00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:01,822 YEAH, HOLD ON A SEC, I'LL GET--JOE. 243 00:12:01,989 --> 00:12:03,590 JOE, IT'S AMANDA. YEAH, HE'S RIGHT HERE. 244 00:12:03,791 --> 00:12:04,792 HE'S--HE'S NOT RIGHT HERE, AMANDA. 245 00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:06,093 I WAS--I WAS MISTAKEN. 246 00:12:06,259 --> 00:12:07,094 NO, HE--NO, IT WAS A LAMP. 247 00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:09,429 I JUST-- 248 00:12:09,596 --> 00:12:11,264 YOU KNOW, HE'S GONNA HAVE TO CALL YOU RIGHT BACK. 249 00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:12,966 IS THAT OKAY? ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 250 00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:15,068 DOESN'T SUSPECT A THING. 251 00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:16,837 WHAT'S HAPPENING? 252 00:12:17,004 --> 00:12:17,938 WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH YOU AND HER? 253 00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:19,272 I DON'T KNOW. 254 00:12:19,439 --> 00:12:20,640 IT'S JUST AMANDA'S SO MUCH 255 00:12:20,808 --> 00:12:21,809 BETTER THAN ME AT EVERYTHING. 256 00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:23,176 IT'S EMBARRASSING. 257 00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:25,813 JOE, IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE. 258 00:12:25,913 --> 00:12:27,114 I'LL LET YOU IN ON A LITTLE SECRET. 259 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:28,916 YOUR MOTHER IS BETTER THAN ME 260 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:30,083 AT ONE THING, RIGHT-- - SCRABBLE? 261 00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:31,952 UH, TWO THINGS. 262 00:12:32,119 --> 00:12:34,154 SO ANYWAY, THE POINT IS-- - AND BOWLING. 263 00:12:34,321 --> 00:12:35,622 WELL, YEAH, MY FINGERS GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC IN THOSE LITTLE-- 264 00:12:35,823 --> 00:12:36,857 STOP GUESSING, JOE. 265 00:12:37,024 --> 00:12:38,725 IT'S TENNIS. 266 00:12:38,892 --> 00:12:40,660 AND WHAT HAPPENS IS WHEN YOUR MOM WINS, 267 00:12:40,828 --> 00:12:42,129 SHE DOES THIS LITTLE VICTORY DANCE, RIGHT? 268 00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:44,064 AND IT CRACKS ME UP. 269 00:12:44,231 --> 00:12:46,399 SO WHEN YOU'RE WITH AMANDA, WIN OR LOSE-- 270 00:12:46,566 --> 00:12:48,501 LOSE. 271 00:12:48,668 --> 00:12:51,839 YOU HAVE TO--YOU HAVE TO MAKE IT ENJOYABLE FOR YOU. 272 00:12:51,939 --> 00:12:54,341 RIGHT, FIND SOMETHING FUN IN IT, OKAY? 273 00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:56,509 OKAY, I THINK I CAN DO THAT. 274 00:12:56,676 --> 00:12:57,477 - GOOD. - THANKS, DAD. 275 00:12:57,644 --> 00:12:59,579 OKAY. 276 00:12:59,746 --> 00:13:00,981 - DAD! - YEAH. 277 00:13:01,148 --> 00:13:02,615 WE GOT THE GUY WHO BOUGHT 278 00:13:02,850 --> 00:13:04,584 YOUR MEMORABILIA. - YEAH? 279 00:13:04,751 --> 00:13:05,953 YEAH, WE WENT BACK TO THE CHARITY DROP OFF. 280 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:07,320 THEY WOULDN'T GIVE US HIS NAME, 281 00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:09,189 BUT THEY DID TELL US HE CLAIMED 282 00:13:09,356 --> 00:13:11,058 TO BE {\an8}SEE DAD RUN'S NUMBER ONE FAN. 283 00:13:11,224 --> 00:13:13,193 NOW, FOR A MINUTE I THOUGHT IT WAS ME 284 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,863 AND I WAS READY TO CONFESS, BUT THEN A BELL WENT OFF. 285 00:13:16,029 --> 00:13:18,932 IT TOOK HIM A MINUTE TO REALIZE IT WAS HIS PHONE. 286 00:13:19,099 --> 00:13:22,235 AND IT WAS {\an8}SEE DAD RUN'S NUMBER TWO FAN 287 00:13:22,402 --> 00:13:25,873 TEXTING ME TO BRAG ABOUT GETTING HIS BIG SCORE. 288 00:13:26,006 --> 00:13:27,140 YOU'RE KIDDING ME. WHO IS HE? 289 00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:29,176 HIS NAME'S CALVIN RIGGINS 290 00:13:29,342 --> 00:13:30,944 AND I KICKED HIM OUT OF THE FAN CLUB 291 00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:32,312 FOR BREAKING THE CIRCLE OF TRUST. 292 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:33,646 DO YOU KNOW WHERE HE LIVES? 293 00:13:33,881 --> 00:13:36,249 OH, I KNOW WHERE HE LIVES. 294 00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:38,651 CAN YOU TAKE ME THERE? 295 00:13:38,886 --> 00:13:41,889 OH, I CAN TAKE YOU THERE. 296 00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:44,491 CAN WE GO NOW? 297 00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:48,161 - OH, WE CAN GO NOW-- - OH, COME ON. 298 00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:51,064 HMM. WHERE ARE WE GOING? 299 00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:52,900 WE'RE GOING TO GET MY STUFF BACK. 300 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,067 PERFECT. I JUST HAPPEN TO HAVE 301 00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:55,768 MY LUXURY TRAVEL PILLOW 302 00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:57,637 IN CASE I WANNA TAKE A CAT NAP. 303 00:13:57,804 --> 00:13:59,206 LET ME SHOW YOU HOW IT WORKS. OBSERVE. 304 00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:02,809 IS THIS THE RIGHT BUILDING? 305 00:14:02,976 --> 00:14:04,011 OH, THIS IS THE RIGHT BUILDING. 306 00:14:07,915 --> 00:14:10,450 CALVIN RIGGINS? 307 00:14:14,988 --> 00:14:17,724 DAVID HOBBS! 308 00:14:17,925 --> 00:14:19,092 THIS IS THE GREATEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE. 309 00:14:19,259 --> 00:14:20,760 I'M SO EXCITED I COULD PASS OUT, 310 00:14:20,928 --> 00:14:25,298 BUT I DON'T WANNA MISS A SEC-- 311 00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:29,036 SEE? I TOLD YOU THE TRAVEL PILLOW WOULD COME IN HANDY. 312 00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:31,204 IT'S AMAZING. 313 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:33,140 THIS GUY ACTUALLY RECREATED 314 00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:35,943 THE {\an8}SEE DAD RUN SET IN HIS APARTMENT. 315 00:14:36,076 --> 00:14:37,810 LET'S JUST GRAB THE BOXES 316 00:14:37,978 --> 00:14:39,012 AND GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE HE WAKES UP. 317 00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:40,780 WE CAN'T DO THAT. 318 00:14:40,948 --> 00:14:42,615 SHE'S RIGHT. I DON'T LIFT BOXES. 319 00:14:42,782 --> 00:14:47,120 OH, MY HOBBS. 320 00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:49,322 YOU'RE REALLY HERE. 321 00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:52,725 YES, I'M--I'M REALLY HERE AND I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, CALVIN, 322 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:54,327 I-I LOVE WHAT YOU'VE DONE WITH THE PLACE. 323 00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:55,562 WELL, THANK YOU. 324 00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,197 IT'S AN EXACT REPLICA 325 00:14:57,364 --> 00:14:58,565 OF THE LIVING ROOM SET. 326 00:14:58,731 --> 00:14:59,967 REALLY? 327 00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:01,768 IT'S NOT QUITE EXACT THOUGH 328 00:15:01,969 --> 00:15:04,571 BECAUSE THIS COASTER... WAS OVER HERE. 329 00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:08,008 YES, UNTIL EPISODE 112 330 00:15:08,175 --> 00:15:10,210 WHEN KYLE THREW AN UNAUTHORIZED FONDUE PARTY 331 00:15:10,377 --> 00:15:13,680 AND TRIED TO COVER UP THE BURN MARKS WITH THIS VERY COASTER. 332 00:15:13,846 --> 00:15:15,715 HE'S RIGHT! 333 00:15:15,882 --> 00:15:18,185 WELL, WHAT WAS DAVID'S FINAL LINE IN THAT EPISODE? 334 00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:20,220 "THE NEXT TIME YOU'RE THINKING OF THROWING A FONDUE PARTY, 335 00:15:20,387 --> 00:15:21,888 FON-DON'T." 336 00:15:26,193 --> 00:15:28,261 WHAT THE-- ARE PEOPLE WATCHING US? 337 00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:30,697 NO, I RIGGED THE CHAIR WITH A LAUGH TRACK. 338 00:15:30,863 --> 00:15:33,466 OKAY, THIS IS GETTING WEIRD. 339 00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:34,867 "GETTING"? 340 00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:36,503 ALL RIGHT, LISTEN, CALVIN. 341 00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:37,804 HERE'S THE THING. 342 00:15:38,005 --> 00:15:40,007 IT WAS ALL A BIG MISTAKE. 343 00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:42,009 THEY DIDN'T MEAN TO GIVE AWAY MY MEMORABILIA. 344 00:15:42,142 --> 00:15:45,778 AND, UM, I'M GONNA NEED IT BACK. 345 00:15:46,013 --> 00:15:48,148 YEAH. 346 00:15:48,315 --> 00:15:49,649 WELL, SEEING AS THOUGH OWNING ALL THIS 347 00:15:49,816 --> 00:15:51,651 WAS KINDA MY LIFELONG DREAM, 348 00:15:51,818 --> 00:15:53,653 I'M GONNA NEED SOMETHING IN EXCHANGE. 349 00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:57,024 I WANT BACK IN THE FAN CLUB, WITH FULL PARDON. 350 00:15:57,190 --> 00:15:58,558 NO. NO WAY. 351 00:15:58,725 --> 00:16:00,627 HE BROKE THE CIRCLE OF TRUST. 352 00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,362 HE CLAIMED TO HAVE A PERSONAL RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU. 353 00:16:02,529 --> 00:16:04,297 YOU'VE NEVER EVEN MET HIM. 354 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:05,598 I THINK YOU'RE FORGETTING ABOUT OUR TRIP 355 00:16:05,765 --> 00:16:07,034 WE TOOK TO CABO TOGETHER. 356 00:16:07,134 --> 00:16:10,903 UH, YOU FOLLOWED HIM TO CABO. 357 00:16:11,071 --> 00:16:13,073 WELL, IF I COULD AFFORD A POOLSIDE CABANA NEXT TO HIM, 358 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:14,907 I WOULD HAVE SAID "HELLO." 359 00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:17,044 AND HE WOULD HAVE SAID "DO I KNOW YOU?" 360 00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:18,878 AND THAT WOULD HAVE CONSTITUTED A PERSONAL RELATIONSHIP. 361 00:16:19,046 --> 00:16:21,048 - KEVIN, JUST STOP, STOP, STOP. - FINE. 362 00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:23,316 FIN--STOP. OKAY, WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT? 363 00:16:25,052 --> 00:16:27,287 ALL RIGHT, ANYTHING ELSE? 364 00:16:27,454 --> 00:16:29,089 YES, MRS. RIGGINS. YES, IT WAS-- 365 00:16:29,256 --> 00:16:31,591 NO, NO, NO, I ABSOLUTELY LOVE 366 00:16:31,758 --> 00:16:33,160 WHAT YOUR SON DID WITH HIS APARTMENT, YEAH. 367 00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:35,328 MAKES ME FEEL RIGHT AT HOME. 368 00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:40,100 AND IT--MA'AM, IT WAS A PLEASURE TALKING TO YOU 369 00:16:40,267 --> 00:16:41,301 AND YOU TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF. 370 00:16:41,468 --> 00:16:42,702 YOU HAVE A GOOD NIGHT. 371 00:16:42,869 --> 00:16:43,770 OKAY. BYE. 372 00:16:47,074 --> 00:16:49,509 OKAY, ANYTHING ELSE? 373 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:50,610 ONE OTHER THING. 374 00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:52,679 BUSTED, DAD! 375 00:16:54,881 --> 00:16:58,985 WELL, KYLE--LINE? 376 00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:00,820 all: I GUESS YOU CAN'T-- 377 00:17:01,088 --> 00:17:02,255 GOT IT. I GOT IT. 378 00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:03,423 I GUESS YOU CAN'T BAKE YOUR CAKE 379 00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:05,092 AND EAT IT TOO. 380 00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:06,393 RECLINE. RECLINE. 381 00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:08,295 OH, I GOT IT. 382 00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:23,276 THERE YOU GO. 383 00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:26,779 CALVIN, THANK YOU. 384 00:17:26,946 --> 00:17:29,382 AS YOU CAN IMAGINE, THIS STUFF MEANS A LOT TO ME. 385 00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:31,684 YOUR SHOW REALLY MEANS A LOT TO ME TOO, DAVID. 386 00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:35,388 OH, BEFORE YOU GO, I DON'T WANT YOU TO FORGET THIS. 387 00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:39,826 HEY, IS THIS MY {\an8}SEE DAD BE BAD {\an8}TO THE BONE JACKET? 388 00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:43,463 WOW. 389 00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:46,133 EPISODE 130, SEASON SEVEN. 390 00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:48,034 YOU JOIN A FATHER AND SON STREET GANG WITH KYLE. 391 00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:49,269 NOW WHAT COULD GO WRONG THERE? 392 00:17:51,438 --> 00:17:55,375 OH, MAN. 393 00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:58,411 YOU KNOW, I WAS IN A REAL DARK PLACE WHEN I SAW THAT EPISODE. 394 00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:00,780 IT REMINDED ME THAT I COULD STILL LAUGH. 395 00:18:00,947 --> 00:18:03,883 YOU KNOW, IT'S AMAZING HOW SOMETHING AS SIMPLE AS A JACKET 396 00:18:04,050 --> 00:18:06,519 CAN TAKE YOU BACK. 397 00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:13,293 YOU KNOW WHAT, CALVIN? 398 00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:15,695 YOU'RE ALL RIGHT. 399 00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:17,664 YOU KEEP IT. 400 00:18:17,830 --> 00:18:20,500 ARE YOU S-- 401 00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:22,502 Y--THIS IS THE SECOND GREATEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME. 402 00:18:22,669 --> 00:18:23,836 DON'T MOVE. LET ME GET MY CAMERA. 403 00:18:24,003 --> 00:18:24,804 I DON'T WANNA MISS A SECOND. 404 00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:48,628 "AND A...TEACHER 405 00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:53,099 "LOOKING AT US. 406 00:18:53,266 --> 00:18:55,935 THAT'S WHAT WE SEE." 407 00:18:56,102 --> 00:18:57,570 EXCELLENT. 408 00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:09,449 YOU GUYS READY? 409 00:19:09,616 --> 00:19:11,218 KEVIN. 410 00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:13,520 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 411 00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:17,590 ON THE DAY DAVID FRANCIS HOBBS MADE HIS DEBUT INTO THE WORLD, 412 00:19:17,757 --> 00:19:19,125 WE-- - SKIP AHEAD. 413 00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:20,227 UH, OKAY. UM... 414 00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:21,928 OH, ALL RIGHT. 415 00:19:22,094 --> 00:19:24,397 DAVID REDEFINED THE THIRD GRADE. 416 00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:26,333 HE KNEW-- - JUST GIMME--GIMME-- 417 00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:28,235 OKAY, NO--F-- YOU'RE GONNA MISS THE POEM. 418 00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:29,236 BUT IT'S-- - IT'S OKAY. 419 00:19:29,369 --> 00:19:30,570 OKAY. 420 00:19:30,737 --> 00:19:33,105 AND AFTER YEARS OF ANTICIPATION, 421 00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:37,477 I GIVE YOU "THE DAVID HOBBS FUN-YOU-TAINMENT EXPERIENCE" 422 00:19:42,148 --> 00:19:44,784 THANK YOU, KEVIN. 423 00:19:44,951 --> 00:19:47,587 DAD, YOU GOT YOUR STUFF BACK. 424 00:19:47,754 --> 00:19:49,822 NO, I GOT OUR STUFF BACK. 425 00:19:49,989 --> 00:19:51,758 BROWN BEAR! 426 00:19:51,924 --> 00:19:53,660 MY BALLET SLIPPERS. 427 00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:56,028 MY FIRST {\an8}CELEBRITY MANGIA MAGAZINE. 428 00:19:56,263 --> 00:19:57,730 MY MAGIC KIT? 429 00:19:57,897 --> 00:19:59,065 GREAT. 430 00:19:59,266 --> 00:20:00,367 SWEETIE, THIS IS AMAZING. 431 00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:01,701 WHAT'S GOING ON? 432 00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:03,836 WELL, WHEN I SAW HOW MUCH 433 00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:05,972 THAT LEATHER JACKET MEANT TO SOMEBODY, 434 00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:08,608 I-I JUST REALIZED HOW MUCH ALL THIS STUFF MEANT TO YOU. 435 00:20:08,775 --> 00:20:09,876 AND TO ME. 436 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,644 THANKS, DADDY. 437 00:20:11,811 --> 00:20:15,515 YOU'RE A GOOD MAN, DAVID HOBBS. 438 00:20:15,682 --> 00:20:18,150 OKAY, FAMILY, BRING IT IN. 439 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:23,523 YOU SURE I'M READY TO TRY THIS OUT ON THE SIDEWALK? 440 00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:24,891 DON'T WORRY, JOE. I GOT YOU. 441 00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:27,694 COME ON. 442 00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:28,761 NO. NO--WHOA, WHOA. 443 00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:30,297 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 444 00:20:30,463 --> 00:20:32,399 M--I THOUGHT YOU HATED ROLLER-SKATING. 445 00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:34,734 OKAY, NOW SKATE RIGHT INTO MY ARMS. 446 00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:36,303 NOT TODAY. 447 00:20:36,469 --> 00:20:39,071 JUST MAKING IT WORK FOR ME, DAD. 31129

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