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DADDY, THAT WAS THE BELL TOWER
FOR PRINCESS BELLA'S CASTLE.
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HER CASTLE IS STARTING
TO TAKE OVER MY CASTLE.
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THE GIANT ALMOST BROKE
HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS.
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YOU SAID "HIGHNESS."
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ALL RIGHT, LISTEN,
YOUR MOM'S COMING HOME SOON.
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EVERYBODY, I NEED YOU
TO CLEAN UP, OKAY?
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- DAD.
- YES?
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YOU'RE NEVER
GONNA BELIEVE THIS.
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THE PURSE EXCHANGE
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IS GONNA TAKE BACK MY BROWN BAG
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FOR TWO NEW BAGS!
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OH, I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW MUCH
THAT MEANS TO ME, EMILY.
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OH, THERE IT IS.
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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LOOK--WHAT IS ALL THAT?
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HOW DOES ONE FAMILY COLLECT
SO MUCH CRA--JUNK?
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COME ON,
EVERYBODY GRAB SOMETHING
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AND LET'S TAKE IT
IN THE BACK ROOM, PLEASE.
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HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
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GUYS, THIS WAS SUPPOSED
TO BE MY MEMORABILIA ROOM
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CELEBRATING ME.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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THAT'S IT.
WE'RE DOWNSIZING.
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THERE'S PRINCESS BELLA'S
CONVERTIBLE.
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JANIE, NO!
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DADDY, IT'S DARK IN HERE!
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JANIE, JUST--
JUST FOLLOW OUR VOICES.
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COME ON.
all: JANIE!
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- JANIE, OVER HERE.
- COME ON.
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I SEE YOU'VE ALL MADE
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YOUR KEEP, TOSS,
AND MAYBE PILES.
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VERY GOOD, SO LET'S REVIEW
THE RULES AGAIN, SHALL WE?
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IF YOU HAVEN'T
LOOKED AT IT, TOUCHED IT,
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OR USED IT IN A YEAR, IT GOES.
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IF YOU USED IT AND YOU DIDN'T
ENJOY IT, IT'S HISTORY.
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AND IF IT'S IN YOUR MAYBE PILE,
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THAT MEANS
YOU DIDN'T LOVE IT ENOUGH
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TO PUT IT IN YOUR KEEP PILE,
SO SAYONARA.
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COME ON, YOU GUYS.
YOUR FATHER'S RIGHT.
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WE'VE ACCUMULATED
WAY TOO MUCH STUFF HERE.
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JANIE, WHAT IS
YOUR BROWN BEAR READING BOOK
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DOING IN YOUR KEEP PILE?
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IT'S THE FIRST BOOK
I LEARNED TO READ.
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- CAN YOU READ NOW?
- YEAH.
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WELL, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
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OH, JOE, LOOK WHO THINKS
HE'S KEEPING HIS MAGIC SET.
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DAD, I KNOW I GOT
THAT WHEN I WAS TEN,
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BUT YOU JUST CAN'T
LEARN MAGIC OVERNIGHT.
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YEAH, YOU CAN, JOE.
WATCH THIS.
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AND ABRACADABRA!
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I JUST MADE IT DISAPPEAR.
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OH, NO, NO, NO.
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EMILY, EMILY, EMILY.
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- DAD!
- GONE.
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AMY, I MUST TELL YOU
THAT I'M VERY IMPRESSED
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WITH YOUR TOSS PILE.
I REALLY AM.
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THANK YOU, DAVID.
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BY FOLLOWING YOUR SIMPLE STEPS
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I WAS ABLE TO DE-CLUTTER MY LIFE
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AND IT FEELS VERY LIBERATING.
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I'M VERY PROUD OF YOU, AMY,
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BUT I THINK YOU FORGOT
ABOUT THESE.
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WHAT?
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NO.
NO!
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NOT MY {\an8}CELEBRITY MANGIA
COOKING MAGAZINES!
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YOU'VE HAD YOUR CHANCE, HONEY.
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I'M SORRY.
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LOOK, I DON'T THINK
ANYBODY'S REALLY INTERESTED
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IN HAVING A RICHARD DAWSON
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{\an8}FAMILY FEUD FAJITA RECIPE
FROM 1995.
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GONE!
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HEY, COME ON, EVERYBODY,
LET'S PACK IT ALL UP
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AND TAKE IT DOWN TO THE DUMP.
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WE CAN'T JUST THROW IT OUT.
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AT LEAST LET US
HAVE A GARAGE SALE.
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OH, COME ON, EMILY,
I HATE GARAGE SALES.
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CAN WE AT LEAST
DONATE IT TO CHARITY?
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WHATEVER YOU WANNA
DO WITH IT IS FINE.
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AS LONG AS IT'S
OUT OF THIS HOUSE.
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NOW, COME ON, THERE'S
SOME EMPTY BOXES IN THE GARAGE.
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GO. GO.
THANK YOU, JOE.
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THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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OOH, NICE TRY, AMY.
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THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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HEY, DAVID.
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UM, SO I WAS THINKING, NOW THAT
WE'RE FINALLY GETTING TO DO
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YOUR MEMORABILIA ROOM,
WHICH EVEN AS I SAY THE WORDS
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MY HEART SKIPS A BEAT--
UM, I JUST WANTED TO RUN
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A COUPLE OF ROUGH IDEAS BY YOU.
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OKAY.
GO AHEAD.
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OKAY, SO I'M KINDA
OF THINKING OF THIS
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AS ONE BIG FUN-YOU-TAINMENT
CENTER.
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RIGHT, IT'S--IT'S FUN,
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IT'S ABOUT YOU,
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AND IT'S ENTERTAINMENT.
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TELL ME MORE, PLEASE.
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OKAY, OKAY,
SO YOU WALK RIGHT IN
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AND IMMEDIATELY
YOU'RE GREETED BY...YOU.
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- THAT'S ME?
- YEAH.
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IT'S ANIMATRONIC YOU.
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WOW.
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WOW, THAT IS
ONE HANDSOME ROBOT.
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I MEAN, AND THE HAIR,
IT LOOKS SO REAL.
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YEAH, IT'S ACTUALLY YOUR HAIR.
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YOUR HAIRDRESSER'S BEEN SELLING
IT ON EBAY FOR YEARS.
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CAN YOU BLAME COCO?
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I MEAN, COME ON, LOOK AT THIS.
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BALANCE, BODY, AND SHEEN?
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NOW I SEE
WHAT EVERYBODY ELSE SEES.
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JOE, WE'VE BEEN BOYFRIEND
AND GIRLFRIEND FOR TWO MONTHS.
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YOU NEVER TOLD ME
YOU PLAY DRUMS.
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THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS
YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT ME, BABE.
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I BANGED THE SKINS
BACK IN THE DAY.
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YOU KNOW, FOURTH GRADE.
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COOL.
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DRUM SOMETHING.
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OH, I SEE
WHAT YOU'RE DOING THERE.
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CAN I TRY?
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SURE, GO AHEAD.
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BUT IT'S NOT AS EASY
AS I MAKE IT LOOK.
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WOW, THAT'S FUNNY.
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I DON'T KNOW
WHERE THAT CAME FROM.
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YEAH.
FUNNY.
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YEAH.
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ONE WORD ABOUT THIS
AND DAD FINDS OUT
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WHERE YOU'RE STASHING PRINCESS
BELLA'S OLD TIARAS, OKAY?
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YOU WOULDN'T.
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YOU WANNA ROLL THE DICE
ON THAT, LITTLE ONE?
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OKAY, DAVID.
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READY?
CLASSIC {\an8}SEE DAD RUN SCENES
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ON A CONTINUOUS LOOP
IN SURROUND SOUND.
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BUSTED, DAD!
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WELL, KYLE, I GUESS YOU CAN'T
BAKE YOUR CAKE AND EAT IT TOO.
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OH, MAN, THAT--THAT
IS VERY IMPRESSIVE, KEVIN.
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OH, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
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DAVID, THIS BOX IS FILLED
WITH GIFTS THAT I GAVE YOU.
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ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?
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UH, IT'S LABELED
"DUMB GIFTS FROM MARCUS."
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I APOLOGIZE, MARCUS.
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YOU WEREN'T
SUPPOSED TO SEE THAT.
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JUST MAKE SURE IT GETS ON
THE TRUCK, THOUGH, OKAY?
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I-I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
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WHAT MAN DOES NOT APPRECIATE
A NOSE HAIR TRIMMER?
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WAIT A MINUTE--A TRAVEL PILLOW?
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A SINGING FISH?
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SEE, THE JOKE IS THE FISH SINGS.
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YOU WOULDN'T KNOW THAT 'CAUSE
YOU NEVER TOOK IT OUT THE BOX.
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OOH, A MAGIC KIT.
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OH, DON'T BOTHER.
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I'VE HAD IT FOR TWO YEARS
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AND I STILL CAN'T DO ANYTHING.
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I EVEN LOST THE TRICK FLOWERS.
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WHAT'S THIS BEHIND YOUR EAR?
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AW, JOE, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.
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OOH, IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND
COMING OVER?
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YEAH.
THOUGHT I'D IMPRESS HER
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BY WHIPPING UP SOME OF
MY FAMOUS CHOCO-CHEESY-FLOATS.
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CLASSY.
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GUYS.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK, HUH?
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I THINK
IT'S 86 DEGREES OUT, DAD.
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OH, NO,
HE'S TURNING INTO GRANDPA.
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NO, NOT YET.
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I'M STILL WEARING PANTS.
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NO, LISTEN.
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YOU KNOW WHAT
THE BEAUTY OF THIS IS?
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THE REASON I'M WEARING IT
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IS SO I CAN TAKE IT OFF,
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I CAN PUT IT ON A HANGAR,
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AND HANG IT UP IN
OUR CLUTTER-FREE CLOSET.
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ISN'T THAT EXCITING?
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- HEY, GUYS.
- HEY.
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MR. HOBBS.
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JOE, I THOUGHT
WE MIGHT WANT A SNACK,
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SO AFTER I PLAYED
18 HOLES WITH MY DAD
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AND DID A LITTLE ICE SCULPTING,
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I BAKED US SOME TREATS.
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THERE'S ONE FOR EVERYONE.
- NICE.
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LOVE YOUR CUPCAKES.
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DON'T YOU WANT ONE, JOE?
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UH, NO, THANKS.
I'M GOOD WITH MY FLOAT.
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DAVID, I'M--I'M SO SORRY
I HAVE TO TELL YOU THIS,
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BUT ALL YOUR MEMORABILIA
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FROM SEASONS FOUR THROUGH SEVEN
IS GONE.
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WHAT?
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I MUST HAVE PUT THE STUFF
BY THE CHARITY BOXES
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AND THEY TOOK IT BY ACCIDENT.
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I'M SO SORRY.
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LISTEN TO ME CAREFULLY.
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I AM HANGING ON BY A THREAD
RIGHT NOW, KEVIN.
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I NEED YOU TO CALL THEM.
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TELL THEM TO HOLD ON
TO THE BOXES.
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WE ARE COMING
DOWN THERE TO GET THEM.
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DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
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SAY YOU UNDERSTAND ME.
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YES, I TRIED THAT
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AND THEY SAID SOMEBODY CAME
AND BOUGHT EVERYTHING.
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I-IT'S ALL GONE.
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A COLLECTOR
WAS PROBABLY TIPPED OFF
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THAT MY STUFF
WAS BEING DONATED.
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HOW?
NOBODY KNEW.
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I TWEETED IT!
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WHAT DID YOU SAY?
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I TWEETED HOW GOOD IT FELT
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FOR THE HOBBS FAMILY TO BE
DONATING STUFF TO CHARITY.
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DAD, I'M SO SORRY.
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FOUR YEARS.
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FOUR YEARS OF THE SHOW.
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GONE.
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- MR. HOBBS?
- YES.
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I'VE BEEN TOLD I HAVE
SOME PSYCHIC ABILITIES.
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IF WE COULD ALL GATHER AROUND
AND HOLD HANDS,
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I MAY BE ABLE TO GET A VISION
OF WHERE YOUR THINGS ARE.
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OH, COME ON!
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I THINK IT LOOKS PRETTY GOOD.
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IF YOU JUST SORT OF
FOCUS ON THE EDGES,
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YOU DON'T REALLY NOTICE
THE GAPING HOLE
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WHERE SEASONS
FOUR THROUGH SEVEN SHOULD BE.
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AM I RIGHT?
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YOU KNOW, YOUR FATHER USED TO
STAND AROUND TALKING TO HIMSELF.
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UH, YES,
BUT LIKE I TOLD THE KIDS,
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I'M STILL WEARING PANTS.
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OH, IT'S JUST A MATTER
OF TIME, HONEY.
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SWEETIE, YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY.
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IT'S JUST STUFF.
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AND ON THE BRIGHT SIDE,
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NOW YOU HAVE TWO HEADS
OF HAIR TO ADMIRE.
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- THAT'S TRUE.
- MM-HMM.
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00:11:20,447 --> 00:11:23,751
THAT IS TRUE.
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- I'LL LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE.
- OKAY.
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THIS ONE HAIR
JUST KEEPS POPPING OUT.
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00:11:29,056 --> 00:11:30,323
I'M GONNA CALL COCO FOR YOU.
233
00:11:30,490 --> 00:11:34,461
YO, DAVID!
234
00:11:37,765 --> 00:11:40,000
OH, MAN--YOU'RE TELLING ME
THIS ISN'T FUNNY?
235
00:11:40,167 --> 00:11:42,435
IT'S A FISH THAT SINGS.
236
00:11:42,602 --> 00:11:44,905
THAT'S--THAT'S WHY
THEY CALL IT "THE SINGING FISH."
237
00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:48,408
BUT YOU WOULDN'T KNOW THAT
'CAUSE YOU DIDN'T
238
00:11:48,575 --> 00:11:51,544
TAKE IT OUT THE BOX.
239
00:11:55,282 --> 00:11:56,683
HELLO?
240
00:11:56,850 --> 00:11:58,051
OH, HEY, AMANDA.
241
00:11:58,218 --> 00:11:59,887
HOW YOU DOING?
242
00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:01,822
YEAH, HOLD ON A SEC, I'LL
GET--JOE.
243
00:12:01,989 --> 00:12:03,590
JOE, IT'S AMANDA.
YEAH, HE'S RIGHT HERE.
244
00:12:03,791 --> 00:12:04,792
HE'S--HE'S NOT
RIGHT HERE, AMANDA.
245
00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:06,093
I WAS--I WAS MISTAKEN.
246
00:12:06,259 --> 00:12:07,094
NO, HE--NO, IT WAS A LAMP.
247
00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:09,429
I JUST--
248
00:12:09,596 --> 00:12:11,264
YOU KNOW, HE'S GONNA HAVE TO
CALL YOU RIGHT BACK.
249
00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:12,966
IS THAT OKAY?
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
250
00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:15,068
DOESN'T SUSPECT A THING.
251
00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:16,837
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
252
00:12:17,004 --> 00:12:17,938
WHAT'S THE DEAL
WITH YOU AND HER?
253
00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:19,272
I DON'T KNOW.
254
00:12:19,439 --> 00:12:20,640
IT'S JUST AMANDA'S SO MUCH
255
00:12:20,808 --> 00:12:21,809
BETTER THAN ME AT EVERYTHING.
256
00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:23,176
IT'S EMBARRASSING.
257
00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:25,813
JOE, IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE.
258
00:12:25,913 --> 00:12:27,114
I'LL LET YOU IN
ON A LITTLE SECRET.
259
00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:28,916
YOUR MOTHER IS BETTER THAN ME
260
00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:30,083
AT ONE THING, RIGHT--
- SCRABBLE?
261
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:31,952
UH, TWO THINGS.
262
00:12:32,119 --> 00:12:34,154
SO ANYWAY, THE POINT IS--
- AND BOWLING.
263
00:12:34,321 --> 00:12:35,622
WELL, YEAH, MY FINGERS GET
CLAUSTROPHOBIC IN THOSE LITTLE--
264
00:12:35,823 --> 00:12:36,857
STOP GUESSING, JOE.
265
00:12:37,024 --> 00:12:38,725
IT'S TENNIS.
266
00:12:38,892 --> 00:12:40,660
AND WHAT HAPPENS
IS WHEN YOUR MOM WINS,
267
00:12:40,828 --> 00:12:42,129
SHE DOES THIS LITTLE VICTORY
DANCE, RIGHT?
268
00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:44,064
AND IT CRACKS ME UP.
269
00:12:44,231 --> 00:12:46,399
SO WHEN YOU'RE WITH AMANDA,
WIN OR LOSE--
270
00:12:46,566 --> 00:12:48,501
LOSE.
271
00:12:48,668 --> 00:12:51,839
YOU HAVE TO--YOU HAVE
TO MAKE IT ENJOYABLE FOR YOU.
272
00:12:51,939 --> 00:12:54,341
RIGHT, FIND SOMETHING
FUN IN IT, OKAY?
273
00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:56,509
OKAY, I THINK I CAN DO THAT.
274
00:12:56,676 --> 00:12:57,477
- GOOD.
- THANKS, DAD.
275
00:12:57,644 --> 00:12:59,579
OKAY.
276
00:12:59,746 --> 00:13:00,981
- DAD!
- YEAH.
277
00:13:01,148 --> 00:13:02,615
WE GOT THE GUY WHO BOUGHT
278
00:13:02,850 --> 00:13:04,584
YOUR MEMORABILIA.
- YEAH?
279
00:13:04,751 --> 00:13:05,953
YEAH, WE WENT BACK
TO THE CHARITY DROP OFF.
280
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:07,320
THEY WOULDN'T GIVE US HIS NAME,
281
00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:09,189
BUT THEY DID TELL US HE CLAIMED
282
00:13:09,356 --> 00:13:11,058
TO BE {\an8}SEE DAD RUN'S
NUMBER ONE FAN.
283
00:13:11,224 --> 00:13:13,193
NOW, FOR A MINUTE
I THOUGHT IT WAS ME
284
00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,863
AND I WAS READY TO CONFESS,
BUT THEN A BELL WENT OFF.
285
00:13:16,029 --> 00:13:18,932
IT TOOK HIM A MINUTE
TO REALIZE IT WAS HIS PHONE.
286
00:13:19,099 --> 00:13:22,235
AND IT WAS {\an8}SEE DAD RUN'S
NUMBER TWO FAN
287
00:13:22,402 --> 00:13:25,873
TEXTING ME TO BRAG
ABOUT GETTING HIS BIG SCORE.
288
00:13:26,006 --> 00:13:27,140
YOU'RE KIDDING ME.
WHO IS HE?
289
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:29,176
HIS NAME'S CALVIN RIGGINS
290
00:13:29,342 --> 00:13:30,944
AND I KICKED HIM OUT
OF THE FAN CLUB
291
00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:32,312
FOR BREAKING
THE CIRCLE OF TRUST.
292
00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:33,646
DO YOU KNOW WHERE HE LIVES?
293
00:13:33,881 --> 00:13:36,249
OH, I KNOW WHERE HE LIVES.
294
00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:38,651
CAN YOU TAKE ME THERE?
295
00:13:38,886 --> 00:13:41,889
OH, I CAN TAKE YOU THERE.
296
00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:44,491
CAN WE GO NOW?
297
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:48,161
- OH, WE CAN GO NOW--
- OH, COME ON.
298
00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:51,064
HMM.
WHERE ARE WE GOING?
299
00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:52,900
WE'RE GOING
TO GET MY STUFF BACK.
300
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,067
PERFECT.
I JUST HAPPEN TO HAVE
301
00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:55,768
MY LUXURY TRAVEL PILLOW
302
00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:57,637
IN CASE
I WANNA TAKE A CAT NAP.
303
00:13:57,804 --> 00:13:59,206
LET ME SHOW YOU HOW IT WORKS. OBSERVE.
304
00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:02,809
IS THIS THE RIGHT BUILDING?
305
00:14:02,976 --> 00:14:04,011
OH, THIS IS
THE RIGHT BUILDING.
306
00:14:07,915 --> 00:14:10,450
CALVIN RIGGINS?
307
00:14:14,988 --> 00:14:17,724
DAVID HOBBS!
308
00:14:17,925 --> 00:14:19,092
THIS IS THE GREATEST MOMENT
OF MY LIFE.
309
00:14:19,259 --> 00:14:20,760
I'M SO EXCITED I COULD PASS OUT,
310
00:14:20,928 --> 00:14:25,298
BUT I DON'T WANNA MISS A SEC--
311
00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:29,036
SEE? I TOLD YOU THE TRAVEL
PILLOW WOULD COME IN HANDY.
312
00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:31,204
IT'S AMAZING.
313
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:33,140
THIS GUY ACTUALLY RECREATED
314
00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:35,943
THE {\an8}SEE DAD RUN SET
IN HIS APARTMENT.
315
00:14:36,076 --> 00:14:37,810
LET'S JUST GRAB THE BOXES
316
00:14:37,978 --> 00:14:39,012
AND GET OUT OF HERE
BEFORE HE WAKES UP.
317
00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:40,780
WE CAN'T DO THAT.
318
00:14:40,948 --> 00:14:42,615
SHE'S RIGHT.
I DON'T LIFT BOXES.
319
00:14:42,782 --> 00:14:47,120
OH, MY HOBBS.
320
00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:49,322
YOU'RE REALLY HERE.
321
00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:52,725
YES, I'M--I'M REALLY HERE
AND I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, CALVIN,
322
00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:54,327
I-I LOVE WHAT
YOU'VE DONE WITH THE PLACE.
323
00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:55,562
WELL, THANK YOU.
324
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,197
IT'S AN EXACT REPLICA
325
00:14:57,364 --> 00:14:58,565
OF THE LIVING ROOM SET.
326
00:14:58,731 --> 00:14:59,967
REALLY?
327
00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:01,768
IT'S NOT QUITE EXACT THOUGH
328
00:15:01,969 --> 00:15:04,571
BECAUSE THIS COASTER...
WAS OVER HERE.
329
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:08,008
YES, UNTIL EPISODE 112
330
00:15:08,175 --> 00:15:10,210
WHEN KYLE THREW
AN UNAUTHORIZED FONDUE PARTY
331
00:15:10,377 --> 00:15:13,680
AND TRIED TO COVER UP THE BURN
MARKS WITH THIS VERY COASTER.
332
00:15:13,846 --> 00:15:15,715
HE'S RIGHT!
333
00:15:15,882 --> 00:15:18,185
WELL, WHAT WAS DAVID'S
FINAL LINE IN THAT EPISODE?
334
00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:20,220
"THE NEXT TIME YOU'RE THINKING
OF THROWING A FONDUE PARTY,
335
00:15:20,387 --> 00:15:21,888
FON-DON'T."
336
00:15:26,193 --> 00:15:28,261
WHAT THE--
ARE PEOPLE WATCHING US?
337
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:30,697
NO, I RIGGED THE CHAIR
WITH A LAUGH TRACK.
338
00:15:30,863 --> 00:15:33,466
OKAY, THIS IS GETTING WEIRD.
339
00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:34,867
"GETTING"?
340
00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:36,503
ALL RIGHT, LISTEN, CALVIN.
341
00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:37,804
HERE'S THE THING.
342
00:15:38,005 --> 00:15:40,007
IT WAS ALL A BIG MISTAKE.
343
00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:42,009
THEY DIDN'T MEAN
TO GIVE AWAY MY MEMORABILIA.
344
00:15:42,142 --> 00:15:45,778
AND, UM, I'M GONNA NEED IT BACK.
345
00:15:46,013 --> 00:15:48,148
YEAH.
346
00:15:48,315 --> 00:15:49,649
WELL, SEEING AS THOUGH
OWNING ALL THIS
347
00:15:49,816 --> 00:15:51,651
WAS KINDA MY LIFELONG DREAM,
348
00:15:51,818 --> 00:15:53,653
I'M GONNA NEED SOMETHING
IN EXCHANGE.
349
00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:57,024
I WANT BACK IN THE FAN CLUB,
WITH FULL PARDON.
350
00:15:57,190 --> 00:15:58,558
NO. NO WAY.
351
00:15:58,725 --> 00:16:00,627
HE BROKE THE CIRCLE OF TRUST.
352
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,362
HE CLAIMED TO HAVE A PERSONAL
RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU.
353
00:16:02,529 --> 00:16:04,297
YOU'VE NEVER EVEN MET HIM.
354
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:05,598
I THINK YOU'RE FORGETTING
ABOUT OUR TRIP
355
00:16:05,765 --> 00:16:07,034
WE TOOK TO CABO TOGETHER.
356
00:16:07,134 --> 00:16:10,903
UH, YOU FOLLOWED HIM TO CABO.
357
00:16:11,071 --> 00:16:13,073
WELL, IF I COULD AFFORD
A POOLSIDE CABANA NEXT TO HIM,
358
00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:14,907
I WOULD HAVE SAID "HELLO."
359
00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:17,044
AND HE WOULD HAVE SAID
"DO I KNOW YOU?"
360
00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:18,878
AND THAT WOULD HAVE CONSTITUTED
A PERSONAL RELATIONSHIP.
361
00:16:19,046 --> 00:16:21,048
- KEVIN, JUST STOP, STOP, STOP.
- FINE.
362
00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:23,316
FIN--STOP.
OKAY, WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT?
363
00:16:25,052 --> 00:16:27,287
ALL RIGHT, ANYTHING ELSE?
364
00:16:27,454 --> 00:16:29,089
YES, MRS. RIGGINS.
YES, IT WAS--
365
00:16:29,256 --> 00:16:31,591
NO, NO, NO, I ABSOLUTELY LOVE
366
00:16:31,758 --> 00:16:33,160
WHAT YOUR SON DID WITH
HIS APARTMENT, YEAH.
367
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:35,328
MAKES ME FEEL RIGHT AT HOME.
368
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:40,100
AND IT--MA'AM,
IT WAS A PLEASURE TALKING TO YOU
369
00:16:40,267 --> 00:16:41,301
AND YOU TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF.
370
00:16:41,468 --> 00:16:42,702
YOU HAVE A GOOD NIGHT.
371
00:16:42,869 --> 00:16:43,770
OKAY.
BYE.
372
00:16:47,074 --> 00:16:49,509
OKAY, ANYTHING ELSE?
373
00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:50,610
ONE OTHER THING.
374
00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:52,679
BUSTED, DAD!
375
00:16:54,881 --> 00:16:58,985
WELL, KYLE--LINE?
376
00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:00,820
all: I GUESS YOU CAN'T--
377
00:17:01,088 --> 00:17:02,255
GOT IT.
I GOT IT.
378
00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:03,423
I GUESS YOU CAN'T BAKE YOUR CAKE
379
00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:05,092
AND EAT IT TOO.
380
00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:06,393
RECLINE.
RECLINE.
381
00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:08,295
OH, I GOT IT.
382
00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:23,276
THERE YOU GO.
383
00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:26,779
CALVIN, THANK YOU.
384
00:17:26,946 --> 00:17:29,382
AS YOU CAN IMAGINE, THIS STUFF
MEANS A LOT TO ME.
385
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:31,684
YOUR SHOW REALLY MEANS
A LOT TO ME TOO, DAVID.
386
00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:35,388
OH, BEFORE YOU GO,
I DON'T WANT YOU TO FORGET THIS.
387
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:39,826
HEY, IS THIS MY {\an8}SEE DAD BE BAD
{\an8}TO THE BONE JACKET?
388
00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:43,463
WOW.
389
00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:46,133
EPISODE 130, SEASON SEVEN.
390
00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:48,034
YOU JOIN A FATHER AND SON
STREET GANG WITH KYLE.
391
00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:49,269
NOW WHAT COULD GO WRONG THERE?
392
00:17:51,438 --> 00:17:55,375
OH, MAN.
393
00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:58,411
YOU KNOW, I WAS IN A REAL DARK
PLACE WHEN I SAW THAT EPISODE.
394
00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:00,780
IT REMINDED ME
THAT I COULD STILL LAUGH.
395
00:18:00,947 --> 00:18:03,883
YOU KNOW, IT'S AMAZING HOW
SOMETHING AS SIMPLE AS A JACKET
396
00:18:04,050 --> 00:18:06,519
CAN TAKE YOU BACK.
397
00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:13,293
YOU KNOW WHAT, CALVIN?
398
00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:15,695
YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.
399
00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:17,664
YOU KEEP IT.
400
00:18:17,830 --> 00:18:20,500
ARE YOU S--
401
00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:22,502
Y--THIS IS THE SECOND GREATEST
THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME.
402
00:18:22,669 --> 00:18:23,836
DON'T MOVE.
LET ME GET MY CAMERA.
403
00:18:24,003 --> 00:18:24,804
I DON'T WANNA MISS A SECOND.
404
00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:48,628
"AND A...TEACHER
405
00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:53,099
"LOOKING AT US.
406
00:18:53,266 --> 00:18:55,935
THAT'S WHAT WE SEE."
407
00:18:56,102 --> 00:18:57,570
EXCELLENT.
408
00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:09,449
YOU GUYS READY?
409
00:19:09,616 --> 00:19:11,218
KEVIN.
410
00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:13,520
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
411
00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:17,590
ON THE DAY DAVID FRANCIS HOBBS
MADE HIS DEBUT INTO THE WORLD,
412
00:19:17,757 --> 00:19:19,125
WE--
- SKIP AHEAD.
413
00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:20,227
UH, OKAY. UM...
414
00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:21,928
OH, ALL RIGHT.
415
00:19:22,094 --> 00:19:24,397
DAVID REDEFINED
THE THIRD GRADE.
416
00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:26,333
HE KNEW--
- JUST GIMME--GIMME--
417
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:28,235
OKAY, NO--F--
YOU'RE GONNA MISS THE POEM.
418
00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:29,236
BUT IT'S--
- IT'S OKAY.
419
00:19:29,369 --> 00:19:30,570
OKAY.
420
00:19:30,737 --> 00:19:33,105
AND AFTER YEARS OF ANTICIPATION,
421
00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:37,477
I GIVE YOU "THE DAVID HOBBS
FUN-YOU-TAINMENT EXPERIENCE"
422
00:19:42,148 --> 00:19:44,784
THANK YOU, KEVIN.
423
00:19:44,951 --> 00:19:47,587
DAD, YOU GOT YOUR STUFF BACK.
424
00:19:47,754 --> 00:19:49,822
NO, I GOT OUR STUFF BACK.
425
00:19:49,989 --> 00:19:51,758
BROWN BEAR!
426
00:19:51,924 --> 00:19:53,660
MY BALLET SLIPPERS.
427
00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:56,028
MY FIRST {\an8}CELEBRITY MANGIA MAGAZINE.
428
00:19:56,263 --> 00:19:57,730
MY MAGIC KIT?
429
00:19:57,897 --> 00:19:59,065
GREAT.
430
00:19:59,266 --> 00:20:00,367
SWEETIE, THIS IS AMAZING.
431
00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:01,701
WHAT'S GOING ON?
432
00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:03,836
WELL, WHEN I SAW HOW MUCH
433
00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:05,972
THAT LEATHER JACKET
MEANT TO SOMEBODY,
434
00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:08,608
I-I JUST REALIZED HOW MUCH
ALL THIS STUFF MEANT TO YOU.
435
00:20:08,775 --> 00:20:09,876
AND TO ME.
436
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,644
THANKS, DADDY.
437
00:20:11,811 --> 00:20:15,515
YOU'RE A GOOD MAN,
DAVID HOBBS.
438
00:20:15,682 --> 00:20:18,150
OKAY, FAMILY, BRING IT IN.
439
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:23,523
YOU SURE I'M READY TO
TRY THIS OUT ON THE SIDEWALK?
440
00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:24,891
DON'T WORRY, JOE.
I GOT YOU.
441
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:27,694
COME ON.
442
00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:28,761
NO.
NO--WHOA, WHOA.
443
00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:30,297
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
444
00:20:30,463 --> 00:20:32,399
M--I THOUGHT YOU HATED
ROLLER-SKATING.
445
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:34,734
OKAY, NOW SKATE
RIGHT INTO MY ARMS.
446
00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:36,303
NOT TODAY.
447
00:20:36,469 --> 00:20:39,071
JUST MAKING IT WORK FOR ME, DAD.
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