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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,095 --> 00:00:09,270 HERE COMES THE EVIL WITCH. 2 00:00:09,400 --> 00:00:10,706 AAH! 3 00:00:10,836 --> 00:00:12,534 DON'T JUST LIE THERE, PRINCESS BELLA. 4 00:00:12,664 --> 00:00:14,188 SAVE US. 5 00:00:14,318 --> 00:00:17,756 PRINCESS BELLA'S EXHAUSTED. 6 00:00:17,887 --> 00:00:20,977 WE'VE BEEN SAVING YOUR LITTLE BUTTS FOR FOUR HOURS. 7 00:00:21,108 --> 00:00:24,285 AMY, PLEASE, TAP ME OUT OF THIS DEATH MATCH. 8 00:00:24,415 --> 00:00:25,764 JANIE, HONEY, LET'S GIVE PRINCESS BELLA A CHANCE 9 00:00:25,895 --> 00:00:27,027 TO CATCH HIS BREATH. 10 00:00:27,157 --> 00:00:28,376 - OH, THANK YOU. - MM-HMM. 11 00:00:28,506 --> 00:00:30,595 MOMMY, GUESS WHERE CHARLOTTE'S GOING NEXT YEAR! 12 00:00:30,726 --> 00:00:32,467 KINDERGARTEN! 13 00:00:32,597 --> 00:00:35,644 WOW, SWEETIE, THAT'S TERRIFIC! 14 00:00:35,774 --> 00:00:38,168 CAN I GO TOO, MOMMY? CAN I? CAN I? 15 00:00:38,299 --> 00:00:39,213 CAN SHE? CAN SHE? 16 00:00:39,343 --> 00:00:40,866 OH, WE'LL SEE. 17 00:00:40,997 --> 00:00:43,173 "WE'LL SEE" IS NEVER GOOD. 18 00:00:43,304 --> 00:00:44,696 LOOK AT THIS FACE. 19 00:00:44,827 --> 00:00:49,353 TRUST ME, THIS ISN'T OVER. 20 00:00:49,484 --> 00:00:51,312 SEE, SHE'S READY. 21 00:00:51,442 --> 00:00:52,356 BUT, DAVID, THE REASON WE HAVEN'T APPLIED YET FOR JANIE, 22 00:00:52,487 --> 00:00:54,532 IS BECAUSE SHE WAS BORN IN DECEMBER. 23 00:00:54,663 --> 00:00:55,620 SO TECHNICALLY SHE'S-- 24 00:00:55,751 --> 00:00:56,665 SHE'S OLD ENOUGH TO START SCHOOL. 25 00:00:56,795 --> 00:00:57,970 BUT WE COULD WAIT ANOTHER YEAR, 26 00:00:58,101 --> 00:00:59,885 SO SHE'S NOT THE YOUNGEST IN THE CLASS. 27 00:01:00,016 --> 00:01:01,017 OH, HONEY, IF I'M BEING HONEST, 28 00:01:01,148 --> 00:01:02,149 I THINK JANIE IS SO MUCH MORE GIFTED 29 00:01:02,279 --> 00:01:05,021 THAN JOE AND EMILY, I REALLY DO. 30 00:01:05,152 --> 00:01:06,283 SHE'S SPECIAL, SHE'S THE ONE. 31 00:01:06,414 --> 00:01:08,633 YOU NEVER WANT 32 00:01:08,764 --> 00:01:10,287 TO PLAY PRINCESS BELLA AGAIN, DO YOU? 33 00:01:10,418 --> 00:01:12,289 OH, PLEASE, QUEEN AMY, PLEASE, GET ME OUT OF IT! 34 00:01:12,420 --> 00:01:13,812 OKAY, OKAY, LET'S APPLY. 35 00:01:13,943 --> 00:01:15,423 - YAY! - MM-HMM. 36 00:01:15,553 --> 00:01:16,772 both: YAY! 37 00:01:16,902 --> 00:01:21,255 LET'S PLAY PRINCESS BELLA TO CELEBRATE. 38 00:01:21,385 --> 00:01:22,821 HEY, WHAT DO YOU SAY WE PLAY 39 00:01:22,952 --> 00:01:25,041 "PRINCESS BELLA SMOKES A CIGAR AND WATCHES THE LAKER GAME"? 40 00:01:25,172 --> 00:01:26,651 YOU WANNA DO THAT ONE? 41 00:01:49,761 --> 00:01:51,850 GUYS, I NEED YOU TO DO ME A FAVOR THIS MORNING. 42 00:01:51,981 --> 00:01:52,982 TAKE IT EASY ON YOUR MOTHER. 43 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:55,115 SHE'S REHEARSING A NEW CHARACTER 44 00:01:55,245 --> 00:01:56,464 FOR HER SOAP OPERA, ALL RIGHT? 45 00:01:56,594 --> 00:01:57,465 HEY, YO. 46 00:01:57,595 --> 00:01:58,944 GOOD MORNING, FAMILY. 47 00:01:59,075 --> 00:02:00,990 HOW'S IT HANGIN', EH? 48 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:03,775 HOW'S WHAT HANGING? 49 00:02:03,906 --> 00:02:06,213 REAL CLASSY, MOM. 50 00:02:06,343 --> 00:02:08,389 I GOT YOUR CLASSY RIGHT HERE, EH? 51 00:02:08,519 --> 00:02:09,607 IS THERE ANY FREAKIN' COFFEE? 52 00:02:09,738 --> 00:02:11,218 YEAH, SNOOKI, SNOOKI, LET'S REEL IT IN. 53 00:02:11,348 --> 00:02:14,177 WE GOT THREE FREAKIN' KIDS OVER HERE. 54 00:02:14,308 --> 00:02:15,657 I'M SORRY, GUYS. I-- 55 00:02:15,787 --> 00:02:17,224 WHAT HAPPENED TO SARAH DESARIO? 56 00:02:17,354 --> 00:02:18,703 OH, I'M STILL PLAYING HER. 57 00:02:18,834 --> 00:02:19,835 BUT IN THIS WEEK'S SCRIPT, 58 00:02:19,965 --> 00:02:21,880 SHE'S DEVELOPED MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES. 59 00:02:22,011 --> 00:02:23,621 THIS ONE'S DEDE DESARIO. 60 00:02:23,752 --> 00:02:25,362 SHE'S FROM JERSEY AND DOES "HAY." 61 00:02:25,493 --> 00:02:27,147 - HAY? - "HAY." 62 00:02:27,277 --> 00:02:29,497 FROM JERSEY AND DOES "HAY," SHE DOES "HAY." 63 00:02:29,627 --> 00:02:31,542 I'M SAYING "HAIR," SWEETIE. 64 00:02:31,673 --> 00:02:34,937 - AMY, AMY, FORGET ABOUT IT! - I CAN'T, DAVID. 65 00:02:35,067 --> 00:02:36,243 I'VE GOT TO LOCK INTO THIS CHARACTER. 66 00:02:36,373 --> 00:02:37,679 SO IT'D BE REAL HELPFUL 67 00:02:37,809 --> 00:02:39,855 IF YOUSE ALL COULD CALL ME DEDE FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS. 68 00:02:39,985 --> 00:02:40,682 EH? {\an8}CAPISCE? 69 00:02:40,812 --> 00:02:42,684 {\an8}CAPISCE, MOMMY. 70 00:02:42,814 --> 00:02:45,861 GOOD. HEY, EVERYBODY, READY FOR SCHOOL, LET'S GO. 71 00:02:45,991 --> 00:02:46,949 OH, I SEE YOU STARTED ON THE FORMS 72 00:02:47,079 --> 00:02:49,386 FOR THE BRENT VIEW SCHOOL. 73 00:02:49,517 --> 00:02:50,431 I DON'T REMEMBER THEM BEING THAT LONG 74 00:02:50,561 --> 00:02:52,563 WHEN JOE AND EMILY WENT THERE. 75 00:02:52,694 --> 00:02:55,218 UH-HUH, THAT'S BECAUSE I FILLED THEM OUT. 76 00:02:55,349 --> 00:02:56,872 ALWAYS FORGET THAT PART, DON'T YOU? 77 00:02:57,002 --> 00:02:57,742 THAT TONE'S BRINGING IT ALL BACK TO ME. 78 00:02:59,831 --> 00:03:01,268 YOU KNOW, DAVID, YOU MIGHT BE ON TO SOMETHING, 79 00:03:01,398 --> 00:03:02,965 SENDING JANIE TO KINDERGARTEN. 80 00:03:03,095 --> 00:03:04,271 MIGHT BE FUN FOR US 81 00:03:04,401 --> 00:03:06,664 TO HAVE A LITTLE EMPTY-NEST TIME. 82 00:03:06,795 --> 00:03:07,926 - WHOA. - UH-HUH. 83 00:03:08,057 --> 00:03:09,885 YEAH, YOU KNOW, THE GROWN-UPS COULD, UH, 84 00:03:10,015 --> 00:03:11,495 YOU KNOW, CHIRP-CHIRP, FLAP-FLAP... 85 00:03:11,626 --> 00:03:12,931 - WOW. - SPREAD OUR WINGS A LITTLE BIT. 86 00:03:13,062 --> 00:03:14,368 WOW. 87 00:03:14,498 --> 00:03:15,064 AS LONG AS YOU DON'T LAY ANY MORE EGGS. 88 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:16,500 HUH? 89 00:03:16,631 --> 00:03:17,588 OH, WELL, THAT WOULDN'T BE AN ISSUE 90 00:03:17,719 --> 00:03:18,720 IF YOU GOT YOUR WINGS CLIPPED, BUDDY. 91 00:03:18,850 --> 00:03:20,243 YEAH? WHAT? 92 00:03:20,374 --> 00:03:22,376 YES, YES, YES, YES! 93 00:03:22,506 --> 00:03:26,249 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - NOTHING NOW, BUZZKILL. 94 00:03:26,380 --> 00:03:28,077 JUST GOING OVER THE APPLICATION FORMS 95 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:29,774 FOR JANIE TO GET INTO BRENT VIEW. 96 00:03:29,905 --> 00:03:32,037 - REMEMBER WHEN YOU WENT THERE? - HOW CAN I FORGET? 97 00:03:32,168 --> 00:03:34,170 THOSE WERE SOME OF THE DARKEST DAYS OF MY LIFE. 98 00:03:34,301 --> 00:03:35,606 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 99 00:03:35,737 --> 00:03:37,478 I HAD A BAD EXPERIENCE WITH A GAME OF "TRUTH OR DARE." 100 00:03:37,608 --> 00:03:38,957 I SHOULD HAVE GONE WITH "TRUTH." 101 00:03:39,088 --> 00:03:40,872 I HAD NOTHING TO HIDE. 102 00:03:41,003 --> 00:03:42,134 IS THIS ABOUT THE WORM? 103 00:03:42,265 --> 00:03:43,179 I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. 104 00:03:43,310 --> 00:03:44,572 - WHAT WORM? - BUP-BUP-BUP! 105 00:03:44,702 --> 00:03:46,878 NO WORM-TALK, PLEASE. 106 00:03:47,009 --> 00:03:49,359 HMM. CATCH YOU LATER, SWEET CHEEKS. 107 00:03:49,490 --> 00:03:50,752 - YEAH, YEAH, ALL RIGHT. - GIVE ME MY COFFEE, EH? 108 00:03:50,882 --> 00:03:52,188 MORNING, AMY. 109 00:03:52,319 --> 00:03:53,842 YOU TALKIN' TO ME? 110 00:03:53,972 --> 00:03:55,583 IS HE TALKIN' TO ME? 111 00:03:55,713 --> 00:03:57,106 NO, HE'S NOT-- DON'T TALK TO HER, COME ON. 112 00:03:57,237 --> 00:03:58,412 - I WASN'T TALKING TO HER. - GOOD-BYE, DEDE, GOOD-BYE. 113 00:03:58,542 --> 00:03:59,978 GOOD-BYE, GOOD-BYE. 114 00:04:00,109 --> 00:04:01,806 HERE YOU GO. EXTRA SHOT. 115 00:04:01,937 --> 00:04:03,155 EXCELLENT, NEED IT TODAY. 116 00:04:03,286 --> 00:04:04,026 APPLYING FOR KINDERGARTEN. 117 00:04:04,156 --> 00:04:08,335 OH, YOU'LL GET IN. 118 00:04:08,465 --> 00:04:10,380 - FOR JANIE. - OH. 119 00:04:10,511 --> 00:04:11,773 EMILY! 120 00:04:11,903 --> 00:04:14,079 EMILY, LET'S GO! 121 00:04:14,210 --> 00:04:15,646 HEY, MARCUS. 122 00:04:15,777 --> 00:04:17,909 DAVID, I GOT TWO WORDS 123 00:04:18,040 --> 00:04:19,084 {\an8}GRUELING JOURNEY. 124 00:04:19,215 --> 00:04:23,045 WELL, MORE FIBER. 125 00:04:23,175 --> 00:04:24,481 NOT THAT GRUELING JOURNEY. 126 00:04:24,612 --> 00:04:26,266 I'M TALKING ABOUT THE TV SHOW. 127 00:04:26,396 --> 00:04:27,441 OH, I LOVE {\an8} THE GRUELING JOURNEY. 128 00:04:27,571 --> 00:04:28,572 THAT'S MY FAVORITE 129 00:04:28,703 --> 00:04:29,878 RACE-AROUND-THE-WORLD REALITY SHOW. 130 00:04:30,008 --> 00:04:31,793 MINE TOO. 131 00:04:31,923 --> 00:04:33,664 I THINK YOUR DAD AND I WOULD BE PERFECT FOR IT. 132 00:04:33,795 --> 00:04:36,058 HIM? ON A SURVIVAL SHOW? 133 00:04:36,188 --> 00:04:38,887 HE GETS MAD WHEN HE HAS TO USE THE DOWNSTAIRS BATHROOM. 134 00:04:39,017 --> 00:04:42,107 I WILL ONLY DO NUMBER TWO IN MY UPSTAIRS BATHROOM. 135 00:04:42,238 --> 00:04:44,849 YEAH, I DON'T THINK HE'S YOUR GUY. 136 00:04:44,980 --> 00:04:46,895 COME ON, DAVID, IT WOULD BE FUN. 137 00:04:47,025 --> 00:04:48,723 I ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE THE WORLD, 138 00:04:48,853 --> 00:04:50,159 MEET EXOTIC PEOPLE, 139 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:51,073 AND TELL THEM, "EXOTIC PERSON, 140 00:04:51,203 --> 00:04:52,509 "PULL THAT RICKSHAW FASTER. 141 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:53,554 I'M TRYING TO WIN A MILLION DOLLARS." 142 00:04:55,599 --> 00:04:56,687 I GOT TO PASS. 143 00:04:56,818 --> 00:04:58,080 I'M APPLYING TO GET INTO KINDERGARTEN. 144 00:04:58,210 --> 00:05:00,865 - YOU'LL GET IN. - OH. 145 00:05:00,996 --> 00:05:01,997 IT'S FOR JANIE. 146 00:05:02,127 --> 00:05:03,390 AND BESIDES, MARCUS, IF SHE GETS IN, 147 00:05:03,520 --> 00:05:05,043 I'LL HAVE ALL THE FREE TIME I EVER DREAMED OF 148 00:05:05,174 --> 00:05:06,306 SINCE THE SHOW ENDED. 149 00:05:06,436 --> 00:05:07,785 I'LL TEAM UP WITH YOU, MARCUS. 150 00:05:07,916 --> 00:05:09,570 I-I'M VERY RESOURCEFUL. 151 00:05:09,700 --> 00:05:11,267 I CAN HOLD MY BREATH UNDERWATER FOR TEN MINUTES, 152 00:05:11,398 --> 00:05:13,313 I'VE BEEN BURIED ALIVE TWICE, 153 00:05:13,443 --> 00:05:15,619 AND I'M VERY GOOD WITH DIRECTIONS. 154 00:05:15,750 --> 00:05:17,229 KEVIN, IF YOU WERE GOOD WITH DIRECTIONS, 155 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:17,926 YOU WOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN UNDERWATER, 156 00:05:18,056 --> 00:05:19,406 OR BURIED ALIVE ONCE. 157 00:05:19,536 --> 00:05:21,843 THE SECOND TIME WAS MY FAULT. 158 00:05:21,973 --> 00:05:22,931 I GUESS YOU'RE IN. 159 00:05:23,061 --> 00:05:24,933 MY WIFE CAN'T FLY. - SINCE WHEN? 160 00:05:25,063 --> 00:05:28,676 ABOUT 200 POUNDS AGO. 161 00:05:28,806 --> 00:05:30,286 AFTER SCHOOL, I CAN GET OUR VIDEO CAMERA 162 00:05:30,417 --> 00:05:32,070 AND HELP YOU GUYS WITH YOUR APPLICATION. 163 00:05:32,201 --> 00:05:33,289 I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IT TAKES TO GET ON. 164 00:05:33,420 --> 00:05:34,856 I'VE SEEN EVERY EPISODE. - WHAT? 165 00:05:34,986 --> 00:05:36,423 THAT SHOW IS ON THE SAME TIME AS MY SHOW. 166 00:05:36,553 --> 00:05:38,555 UH-HUH. 167 00:05:43,168 --> 00:05:44,648 THIS SCHOOL IS AMAZING. 168 00:05:44,779 --> 00:05:45,954 WE'VE GOT TO GET YOU IN HERE. 169 00:05:46,084 --> 00:05:48,173 ALL RIGHT, NOW REMEMBER 170 00:05:48,304 --> 00:05:49,653 JUST SMILE AND LOOK PRETTY. 171 00:05:49,784 --> 00:05:52,613 I THINK SHE WAS TALKING TO YOU. 172 00:05:52,743 --> 00:05:54,876 MR. HOBBS, HI. 173 00:05:55,006 --> 00:05:56,094 KATHERINE MCCAFFREY, 174 00:05:56,225 --> 00:05:58,053 DIRECTOR OF ADMISSIONS HERE AT BRENT VIEW. 175 00:05:58,183 --> 00:06:00,708 - PLEASURE TO MEET YOU. - YOU AS WELL. 176 00:06:00,838 --> 00:06:02,405 AND THIS MUST BE JANIE. 177 00:06:02,536 --> 00:06:04,146 YOU KNOW, YOU AND I HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON. 178 00:06:04,276 --> 00:06:07,062 YOU SOMETIMES PICK YOUR NOSE TOO? 179 00:06:07,192 --> 00:06:08,455 NO, JANIE, WHAT WE HAVE IN COMMON 180 00:06:08,585 --> 00:06:10,805 IS THAT I AM ALSO NEW TO THIS SCHOOL. 181 00:06:10,935 --> 00:06:12,154 OH, REALLY? 182 00:06:12,284 --> 00:06:13,851 WELL, THE WAY IT USUALLY WORKS 183 00:06:13,982 --> 00:06:15,505 IS THAT I WRITE YOU A CHECK, 184 00:06:15,636 --> 00:06:18,334 AND YOU SMILE, AND YOU LET HER IN. 185 00:06:18,465 --> 00:06:21,250 OR YOU CAN SKIP THE SMILE. 186 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:23,034 MR. HOBBS, 187 00:06:23,165 --> 00:06:24,819 EVEN THOUGH I'M NEW, 188 00:06:24,949 --> 00:06:26,995 THERE IS STILL THE MATTER OF THE OLD APPLICATION PROCESS. 189 00:06:27,125 --> 00:06:29,476 AH, YES. GOTCHA. 190 00:06:29,606 --> 00:06:30,825 AND THE ANSWER IS YES. 191 00:06:30,955 --> 00:06:32,522 WHAT IS THE QUESTION? 192 00:06:32,653 --> 00:06:34,089 WELL, AS A CELEBRITY OF SOME SIGNIFICANCE, 193 00:06:34,219 --> 00:06:36,439 WILL I USE MY INFLUENCE TO RAISE A COUPLE OF BUCKS? 194 00:06:36,570 --> 00:06:38,136 OH, THIS SCHOOL IS FULL OF CELEBRITIES. 195 00:06:38,267 --> 00:06:39,921 OF SOME SIGNIFICANCE? 196 00:06:40,051 --> 00:06:41,575 MOVIE STARS. 197 00:06:41,705 --> 00:06:45,622 OOH. MEOW. 198 00:06:45,753 --> 00:06:47,842 MR. HOBBS, WE BELIEVE 199 00:06:47,972 --> 00:06:49,409 THAT WE CAN BEST EVALUATE A CHILD'S POTENTIAL 200 00:06:49,539 --> 00:06:51,019 BY LOOKING CLOSELY AT THEIR PARENTS, 201 00:06:51,149 --> 00:06:53,543 AS THE APPLE DOESN'T FALL FAR FROM THE TREE. 202 00:06:53,674 --> 00:06:54,936 WELL, I CAN ASSURE YOU 203 00:06:55,066 --> 00:06:57,460 THAT I AM ONE RIPE AND DELICIOUS APPLE. 204 00:06:57,591 --> 00:06:59,680 DADDY, I THINK YOU'RE THE TREE. 205 00:06:59,810 --> 00:07:01,986 SWEETIE, THE GROWN-UPS ARE TALKING. 206 00:07:02,117 --> 00:07:03,510 MR. HOBBS, PARENTS VOLUNTEERING 207 00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:05,250 IS VERY IMPORTANT HERE AT BRENT VIEW. 208 00:07:05,381 --> 00:07:06,295 I LOVE VOLUNTEERING! 209 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:07,818 WONDERFUL. 210 00:07:07,949 --> 00:07:08,950 WE HAVE MANY EXCITING OPPORTUNITIES. 211 00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:11,692 THERE'S THE RECYCLING COMMITTEE. 212 00:07:11,822 --> 00:07:12,736 BOOK DRIVE. 213 00:07:14,999 --> 00:07:16,218 YOU COULD GIVE BLOOD. 214 00:07:16,348 --> 00:07:18,612 MINE? 215 00:07:18,742 --> 00:07:20,309 THERE'S ALWAYS THE BAKE SALE. 216 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:23,007 BAKING AND SELLING? THAT SOUNDS LIKE TWO. 217 00:07:23,138 --> 00:07:24,487 NICE TRY. 218 00:07:24,618 --> 00:07:26,054 WELL, YOU COULD ALWAYS JUST BAKE. 219 00:07:26,184 --> 00:07:28,230 I LIKE COOKIES. 220 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:29,884 SO DO I. BAKING IT IS. 221 00:07:30,014 --> 00:07:31,842 WONDERFUL, MR. HOBBS, THANK YOU SO MUCH. 222 00:07:31,973 --> 00:07:33,496 THAT'S JUST THE KIND OF APPLE THAT I AM. 223 00:07:33,627 --> 00:07:36,325 - TREE. - SWEETIE, GROWN-UPS. 224 00:07:39,676 --> 00:07:41,069 HEY, {\an8}GRUELING JOURNEY. 225 00:07:41,199 --> 00:07:42,505 I'M MARCUS. - AND I'M KEVIN. 226 00:07:42,636 --> 00:07:43,767 AND WE'RE HERE TO SHOW YOU 227 00:07:43,898 --> 00:07:45,029 WHY YOU SHOULD SELECT TEAM... 228 00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:47,205 both: HOLLA! 229 00:07:49,251 --> 00:07:51,340 - I'M THE BEAUTY. - AND I'M THE BRAINS. 230 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:53,473 both: AND TOGETHER, WE ARE-- 231 00:07:53,603 --> 00:07:55,126 NEVER GONNA GET ON. 232 00:07:55,257 --> 00:07:58,608 GUYS, THE GRUELING PART OF {\an8}THE GRUELING JOURNEY 233 00:07:58,739 --> 00:08:00,958 SHOULD NOT BE WATCHING THE AUDITION TAPE. 234 00:08:01,089 --> 00:08:02,786 OH, WE GOT MORE, WE HAVE MORE. 235 00:08:02,917 --> 00:08:04,353 OKAY. 236 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:06,616 PREPARED, COME ON, COME ON. 237 00:08:06,747 --> 00:08:08,923 ALL RIGHT, DUMMY KEVIN, 238 00:08:09,053 --> 00:08:11,491 WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IF WE GOT ON {\an8}GRUELING JOURNEY? 239 00:08:11,621 --> 00:08:13,493 "HOLLA!" 240 00:08:13,623 --> 00:08:15,407 YOU BETTER "HOLLA" BACK, Y'ALL. 241 00:08:15,538 --> 00:08:16,931 YOU WOULD BE A DUMMY 242 00:08:17,061 --> 00:08:18,410 IF YOU DIDN'T PICK US FOR {\an8}THE GRUELING JOURNEY. 243 00:08:18,541 --> 00:08:21,718 HOLLA! 244 00:08:21,849 --> 00:08:24,678 HOLLA. 245 00:08:24,808 --> 00:08:26,288 OKAY. 246 00:08:26,418 --> 00:08:27,507 I'M GONNA MOVE MY LIPS 247 00:08:27,637 --> 00:08:29,596 SO YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE WHAT I HAVE TO SAY. 248 00:08:29,726 --> 00:08:32,903 I DON'T EVER WANT TO SEE THAT AGAIN. 249 00:08:33,034 --> 00:08:34,731 "HOLLA!" 250 00:08:38,387 --> 00:08:39,693 - KEVIN. - YEAH? 251 00:08:39,823 --> 00:08:41,521 GET OFF MY LEG. 252 00:08:45,699 --> 00:08:47,788 DADDY, THIS LOOKS HARD. 253 00:08:47,918 --> 00:08:49,920 WHY DIDN'T WE JUST BUY COOKIES? 254 00:08:50,051 --> 00:08:51,400 WELL, BECAUSE THIS IS BRENT VIEW, SWEETIE, 255 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:52,488 AND WE WANT IN. 256 00:08:52,619 --> 00:08:54,316 EVEN IF THAT MEANS MAKING COOKIES 257 00:08:54,446 --> 00:08:56,274 AND NEVER PICKING OUR NOSES AGAIN. 258 00:08:56,405 --> 00:08:59,843 - NOT GONNA BE EASY. - I UNDERSTAND. 259 00:08:59,974 --> 00:09:01,453 IT'S GONNA BE HARD FOR THE BOTH OF US. 260 00:09:01,584 --> 00:09:03,412 BUT I COULD TEACH YOU HOW TO DO IT WHEN NO ONE'S LOOKING. 261 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,370 HEY! 262 00:09:05,501 --> 00:09:08,765 THERE ARE MY LITTLE COOKIE MAKERS, HUH? 263 00:09:08,896 --> 00:09:10,898 HOW YA "DOUGH-IN"? HUH? 264 00:09:11,028 --> 00:09:13,465 "DOUGH-IN." 265 00:09:13,596 --> 00:09:16,686 DOES SARAH DESARIO HAVE ANY LESS-ANNOYING PERSONALITIES? 266 00:09:16,817 --> 00:09:18,688 WELL, THERE'S LITTLE SALLY DESARIO 267 00:09:18,819 --> 00:09:20,385 WITH MAJOR DADDY ISSUES. 268 00:09:20,516 --> 00:09:25,129 GOOD GOLLY! 269 00:09:25,260 --> 00:09:26,653 SO, NO, THEN. 270 00:09:26,783 --> 00:09:28,002 HEY, WISECRACK 271 00:09:28,132 --> 00:09:29,438 ALL YOU WANT, EH? 272 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:30,570 BUT THESE COOKIES ARE GOOD, 273 00:09:30,700 --> 00:09:32,180 THIS COOKIE GETS IN, 274 00:09:32,310 --> 00:09:34,399 AND THEN THIS COOKIE MIGHT GET A LITTLE BITE OF THIS COOKIE. 275 00:09:34,530 --> 00:09:35,487 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 276 00:09:35,618 --> 00:09:37,751 OH! EH! 277 00:09:37,881 --> 00:09:40,580 LOVE YOU, GUYS. 278 00:09:40,710 --> 00:09:42,233 ALL RIGHT, WE READY? 279 00:09:42,364 --> 00:09:43,321 YO, THESE COOKIES 280 00:09:43,452 --> 00:09:45,367 AIN'T GONNA BAKE THEMSELVES. 281 00:09:45,497 --> 00:09:46,586 VERY NICE. 282 00:09:46,716 --> 00:09:48,109 SOUNDED JUST LIKE SINATRA. 283 00:09:48,239 --> 00:09:50,633 OKAY. 284 00:09:50,764 --> 00:09:51,721 LET'S SEE WHAT WE'RE WORKING WITH. 285 00:09:51,852 --> 00:09:53,680 WE'VE GOT, UH, FLOUR. - CHECK. 286 00:09:53,810 --> 00:09:54,942 - BUTTER. - CHECK. 287 00:09:55,072 --> 00:09:56,813 - EGGS, SUGAR, MILK. - CHECK, CHECK, CHECK. 288 00:09:56,944 --> 00:09:58,119 GOOD. OKAY. 289 00:09:58,249 --> 00:09:59,511 - DAD? - YEAH. 290 00:09:59,642 --> 00:10:00,948 CAN I TALK TO YOU IN PRIVATE? 291 00:10:01,078 --> 00:10:01,949 UH, YEAH. 292 00:10:02,079 --> 00:10:03,037 YEAH, SURE. 293 00:10:03,167 --> 00:10:04,560 SURE, JOE. HANG ON, BABY. 294 00:10:04,691 --> 00:10:05,996 WHAT'S UP? 295 00:10:06,127 --> 00:10:07,737 WELL, I WAS UPSTAIRS TRYING 296 00:10:07,868 --> 00:10:08,956 TO WORK THROUGH MY BRENT VIEW PROBLEM. 297 00:10:09,086 --> 00:10:10,218 MM-HMM. 298 00:10:10,348 --> 00:10:12,699 SO, TO RELAX, I STARTED POLISHING MY ROCKS. 299 00:10:12,829 --> 00:10:14,875 JOE, THAT'S A PERFECTLY NORMAL WAY 300 00:10:15,005 --> 00:10:17,007 TO RELIEVE TENSION. 301 00:10:17,138 --> 00:10:19,880 LOOK HOW SHINY I GOT THIS ONE. 302 00:10:20,010 --> 00:10:21,229 OH. 303 00:10:21,359 --> 00:10:26,451 YES, WELL, UH, GO ON. 304 00:10:26,582 --> 00:10:27,844 ANYWAY. 305 00:10:27,975 --> 00:10:29,324 THAT'S WHEN IT HIT ME. 306 00:10:29,454 --> 00:10:31,892 I'M READY TO TALK ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED IN KINDERGARTEN. 307 00:10:32,022 --> 00:10:34,546 AND THERE I WAS, SURROUNDED BY FIRST-GRADERS. 308 00:10:34,677 --> 00:10:37,767 I HAD THE WORM DANGLING OVER MY MOUTH. 309 00:10:37,898 --> 00:10:40,161 AND THEY WERE YELLING, "EAT THE WORM! 310 00:10:40,291 --> 00:10:42,511 EAT THE WORM!" - THAT'S WEIRD. 311 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:46,036 I HAD A SIMILAR EXPERIENCE IN A BAR IN TIJUANA. 312 00:10:46,167 --> 00:10:48,430 BUT I COULDN'T DO IT, DAD. 313 00:10:48,560 --> 00:10:50,345 I COULDN'T GO THROUGH WITH THE DARE. 314 00:10:50,475 --> 00:10:52,782 AND THEN, AFTER THAT, I WAS NO LONGER JOE. 315 00:10:52,913 --> 00:10:55,655 I WAS CHICKEN JOE, GUTLESS JOE. 316 00:10:55,785 --> 00:10:57,744 JOE, THE GUTLESS CHICKEN. 317 00:10:57,874 --> 00:10:59,528 JOE, WHO WORMED OUT OF EATING THE WORM. 318 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:02,313 JOE, THE WORM EATER--NOT. 319 00:11:02,444 --> 00:11:03,532 WORMLESS JOE JACKSON. 320 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,926 JOE, WHO SHOULDN'T HAVE PICKED DARE. 321 00:11:06,056 --> 00:11:09,843 JOE, THE BLAH-BLAH- BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH. 322 00:11:09,973 --> 00:11:11,366 DID YOU EAT THAT WORM IN MEXICO, DAD? 323 00:11:11,496 --> 00:11:12,976 I WAS TOLD I DID. 324 00:11:13,107 --> 00:11:14,674 I WISH I WAS THAT BRAVE. 325 00:11:14,804 --> 00:11:16,066 BUT IN THAT MOMENT, 326 00:11:16,197 --> 00:11:18,503 I STARTED TO GET ITCHY. 327 00:11:18,634 --> 00:11:20,331 WHY AM I SO ITCHY? 328 00:11:20,462 --> 00:11:21,419 AND THEN I STARTED TO SWEAT. 329 00:11:21,550 --> 00:11:22,986 WHY AM I SO SWEATY? 330 00:11:23,117 --> 00:11:24,727 AND THEN I BROKE OUT INTO A RASH. 331 00:11:24,858 --> 00:11:27,687 KIND OF LIKE THE ONE ON YOUR FACE. 332 00:11:27,817 --> 00:11:30,951 I HAVE A RASH ON MY FACE? 333 00:11:33,518 --> 00:11:37,348 OH! 334 00:11:37,479 --> 00:11:38,654 "FOOD ALLERGIES. 335 00:11:38,785 --> 00:11:39,960 SYMPTOMS INCLUDE HIVES." 336 00:11:40,090 --> 00:11:41,483 CHECK. 337 00:11:41,613 --> 00:11:43,528 "RASH." CHECK. 338 00:11:43,659 --> 00:11:44,834 "SWOLLEN TONGUE." 339 00:11:44,965 --> 00:11:46,618 AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE A SWOL-- 340 00:11:50,535 --> 00:11:54,017 THIS IS NOT GOOD. 341 00:11:54,148 --> 00:11:58,152 HOW ARE THOSE COOKIES COMING, DADDY? 342 00:12:01,024 --> 00:12:02,591 DON'T BE SCARED, IT'S JUST DADDY. 343 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,636 WHAT? 344 00:12:04,767 --> 00:12:06,638 THIS IS NO TIME FOR VISITORS. 345 00:12:06,769 --> 00:12:10,425 WHAT? 346 00:12:10,555 --> 00:12:13,167 DADDY, AM I STILL GOING TO GET IN TO KINDERGARTEN? 347 00:12:13,297 --> 00:12:14,516 OF COURSE, SWEETIE. 348 00:12:14,646 --> 00:12:16,126 WHAT? 349 00:12:16,257 --> 00:12:20,217 NEVER MIND. 350 00:12:24,178 --> 00:12:25,527 MS. MCCAFFREY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 351 00:12:25,657 --> 00:12:27,703 - WHAT? - FORGET IT. 352 00:12:30,488 --> 00:12:31,925 WELL, MR. HOBBS, 353 00:12:32,055 --> 00:12:33,578 WE LIKE TO PERFORM IMPROMPTU VISITS 354 00:12:33,709 --> 00:12:36,059 TO GET A SENSE OF THE CHILD'S NORMAL HOME ENVIRONMENT. 355 00:12:36,190 --> 00:12:37,931 BUT IF THIS IS A BAD TIME, WE-- 356 00:12:39,541 --> 00:12:41,673 COOKIES. 357 00:12:41,804 --> 00:12:43,806 WHAT? 358 00:12:46,940 --> 00:12:48,289 DAD, I'VE MADE A DECISION. 359 00:12:50,030 --> 00:12:52,597 GO POLISH YOUR ROCKS. YOU'LL FEEL BETTER. 360 00:12:52,728 --> 00:12:55,644 WHAT? 361 00:12:58,125 --> 00:13:00,214 AAH! 362 00:13:00,344 --> 00:13:01,737 PICK UP, PICK UP. 363 00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:02,956 HEY, YOU'VE REACHED DEDE. 364 00:13:03,086 --> 00:13:05,349 WHAT? I GOTTA TELL YOU WHAT TO DO? EH? 365 00:13:06,916 --> 00:13:09,440 ON THE MESSAGE? AMY! AMY! IT'S ME. 366 00:13:12,966 --> 00:13:15,707 PLEASE COME HOME! 367 00:13:15,838 --> 00:13:18,319 COME HOME! 368 00:13:18,449 --> 00:13:20,277 - DAD? - UH... 369 00:13:21,670 --> 00:13:24,151 OH, IS IT THAT BAD? 370 00:13:24,281 --> 00:13:27,154 DAD, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT PLASTIC SURGERY, 371 00:13:27,284 --> 00:13:28,851 AND THEN YOUR PLASTIC SURGEON BEAT YOU UP! 372 00:13:28,982 --> 00:13:30,287 WHAT HAPPENED? 373 00:13:30,418 --> 00:13:32,072 IT'S A FOOD ALLERGY. 374 00:13:32,202 --> 00:13:34,814 FOOD! FOOD ALLERGY! 375 00:13:34,944 --> 00:13:38,208 HAVE YOU SEEN KEVIN AND MARCUS? 376 00:13:38,339 --> 00:13:39,383 I CAN UNDERSTAND YOU. 377 00:13:39,514 --> 00:13:41,255 I JUST CAN'T TALK. 378 00:13:41,385 --> 00:13:43,039 OH, RIGHT. 379 00:13:43,170 --> 00:13:44,214 I SENT THEM ON A {\an8}GRUELING JOURNEY TRAINING RUN 380 00:13:44,345 --> 00:13:45,302 HOURS AGO. 381 00:13:45,433 --> 00:13:47,609 OH, WHAT NOW? 382 00:13:47,739 --> 00:13:49,654 WE'RE NOT GONNA HURT YOU. 383 00:13:49,785 --> 00:13:51,178 I LIVE IN THE BACKYARD. 384 00:13:51,308 --> 00:13:52,875 IT'S OKAY. 385 00:13:53,006 --> 00:13:54,834 I COME IN WHEN I WANT TO. 386 00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:58,011 COPS, COPS, BABY. 387 00:13:58,141 --> 00:13:59,403 WHY ARE THEY STILL CHASING US? 388 00:13:59,534 --> 00:14:00,665 HAVE YOU SEEN US? 389 00:14:00,796 --> 00:14:02,319 WE LOST 'EM. 390 00:14:02,450 --> 00:14:03,886 WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING? 391 00:14:06,236 --> 00:14:08,891 I'VE GOT TO GET THIS ON FILM! 392 00:14:09,022 --> 00:14:10,110 IF WE CAN STAY OUT OF JAIL, 393 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:12,155 WE GONNA BE RICH! YEAH, HO. 394 00:14:12,286 --> 00:14:13,896 YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK I'VE SEEN ENOUGH. 395 00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:16,899 YO, I GOT YOUR CALL. 396 00:14:17,030 --> 00:14:19,249 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE? 397 00:14:19,380 --> 00:14:20,772 AND WHO'S THE BROAD? 398 00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:21,991 WHAT? 399 00:14:22,122 --> 00:14:23,079 IT'S MS. MCCAFFREY! 400 00:14:23,210 --> 00:14:25,038 THE BROAD WOULD BE MS. MCCAFFREY, 401 00:14:25,168 --> 00:14:27,431 DIRECTOR OF ADMISSIONS FROM BRENT VIEW. 402 00:14:27,562 --> 00:14:29,781 OH. 403 00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:31,609 WELL, WELCOME TO OUR HOME. 404 00:14:31,740 --> 00:14:33,742 - MRS. HOBBS? - YES. 405 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,222 SHE WANTS TO BE CALLED "DEDE." 406 00:14:35,352 --> 00:14:38,312 SHE HAS MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES. 407 00:14:38,442 --> 00:14:39,487 DEDE. 408 00:14:39,617 --> 00:14:41,315 AND LITTLE SALLY DESARIO! 409 00:14:41,445 --> 00:14:43,665 PLEASE STOP DOING YOUR VOICES. 410 00:14:43,795 --> 00:14:45,145 MS. MCCAFFREY! 411 00:14:45,275 --> 00:14:46,363 THIS IS A TERRIBLE MISUNDERSTANDING. 412 00:14:46,494 --> 00:14:48,104 I'M AN ACTRESS, 413 00:14:48,235 --> 00:14:51,064 AND WE'RE ACTUALLY A PERFECTLY NORMAL FAMILY. 414 00:14:51,194 --> 00:14:52,369 DAD, IF YOU HAD THE COURAGE TO EAT THAT WORM 415 00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:54,632 IN THE MEXICAN BAR, SO CAN I. 416 00:14:54,763 --> 00:14:57,244 IN YOUR FACE, BRENT VIEW! 417 00:14:57,374 --> 00:14:59,072 I ATE A WORM! 418 00:14:59,202 --> 00:15:01,335 OH, OH! 419 00:15:01,465 --> 00:15:03,076 OH! 420 00:15:03,206 --> 00:15:05,426 NOT ON HER FRIGGIN' SHOES, JOE! 421 00:15:07,341 --> 00:15:10,735 WE DON'T NORMALLY SAY FRIGGIN' IN THIS HOUSE. 422 00:15:15,740 --> 00:15:18,308 HI. - OH, MR. HOBBS. 423 00:15:18,439 --> 00:15:21,137 YEAH, I JUST CAME BY TO APOLOGIZE AND-- 424 00:15:21,268 --> 00:15:23,879 AND GIVE YOU A PEACE OFFERING. - WHAT? 425 00:15:24,010 --> 00:15:25,533 I'M JUST KIDDING. 426 00:15:25,663 --> 00:15:27,448 I'M JUST GLAD TO SEE YOU'RE FEELING BETTER. 427 00:15:27,578 --> 00:15:28,710 THANK YOU. THESE ARE FOR YOU. 428 00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:30,146 OH, THANK YOU. 429 00:15:30,277 --> 00:15:31,495 YOU LOOK LIKE A SIZE 10. 430 00:15:31,626 --> 00:15:33,106 6. 431 00:15:33,236 --> 00:15:35,325 SWING AND A MISS. 432 00:15:35,456 --> 00:15:38,328 UM, LOOK, MS. MCCAFFREY, 433 00:15:38,459 --> 00:15:40,243 I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT WHAT YOU SAW AT OUR HOUSE 434 00:15:40,374 --> 00:15:43,029 WAS NOT TYPICAL OF WHAT GOES ON THERE. 435 00:15:43,159 --> 00:15:45,683 AND I JUST HOPE THAT YOU DON'T HOLD THAT AGAINST JANIE. 436 00:15:45,814 --> 00:15:48,121 I MEAN, SHE REALLY IS-- SHE'S A WONDERFUL KID. 437 00:15:48,251 --> 00:15:49,557 I'M SURE SHE IS. 438 00:15:49,687 --> 00:15:51,341 SO WE CAN CONTINUE WITH THE APPLICATION PROCESS? 439 00:15:51,472 --> 00:15:53,082 WELL, I SUPPOSE IT'S ONLY FAIR 440 00:15:53,213 --> 00:15:55,041 TO OBSERVE HER IN A CLASSROOM ENVIRONMENT. 441 00:15:55,171 --> 00:15:56,520 WHY DON'T YOU BRING HER BY LATER TODAY... 442 00:15:56,651 --> 00:16:00,568 - MARCUS, BRING HER IN! - OR RIGHT NOW? 443 00:16:00,698 --> 00:16:01,743 HI, WE MET. 444 00:16:01,873 --> 00:16:05,355 I REMEMBER. 445 00:16:05,486 --> 00:16:07,053 JANIE, WOULD YOU LIKE TO SPEND A LITTLE TIME 446 00:16:07,183 --> 00:16:08,663 IN ONE OF OUR CLASSROOMS? 447 00:16:08,793 --> 00:16:10,186 YES, PLEASE. 448 00:16:10,317 --> 00:16:11,709 OH, APRIL, COULD YOU PLEASE GO SHOW JANIE 449 00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:12,841 TO THE ORANGE BLOSSOMS? 450 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,408 SWEETIE, IT'S GONNA BE OKAY. 451 00:16:14,538 --> 00:16:17,019 - BYE, DADDY. - YEAH, WH-- 452 00:16:17,150 --> 00:16:19,674 SHE JUST WENT SO EASILY. 453 00:16:19,804 --> 00:16:21,676 I GUESS SHE FEELS VERY COMFORTABLE HERE. 454 00:16:21,806 --> 00:16:23,286 SHE DIDN'T EVEN LOOK BACK. 455 00:16:23,417 --> 00:16:26,420 WELL, SHE'S GOT DR. MONKEY CHUNKS WITH HER, 456 00:16:26,550 --> 00:16:27,987 SO THAT'S, YOU KNOW, THE NEXT BEST THING TO DADDY. 457 00:16:28,117 --> 00:16:30,119 WHY DO YOU HAVE DR. MONKEY CHUNKS WITH YOU? 458 00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:32,121 WHY DOES MY DAUGHTER HAVE-- NOT HAVE DR. MONKEY CHUNKS? 459 00:16:32,252 --> 00:16:33,253 SHE'LL-- SHE'S GONNA FREAK OUT. 460 00:16:33,383 --> 00:16:34,558 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 461 00:16:34,689 --> 00:16:35,951 YOU CAN'T TAKE DR. MONKEY CHUNKS AWAY FROM HER! 462 00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:37,213 BABY! 463 00:16:37,344 --> 00:16:38,954 BABY, JUST TALK AND I'LL FOLLOW YOUR VOICE! 464 00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:40,129 WHERE ARE YOU? - MR. HOBBS. 465 00:16:40,260 --> 00:16:41,739 - SHE NEEDS MONKEY CHUNKS! - MR. HOBBS. 466 00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:43,002 - SHE'S GONNA FREAK OUT! WHY-- - MR. HOBBS, MR. HOBBS. 467 00:16:43,132 --> 00:16:44,177 WHAT? WHAT? 468 00:16:44,307 --> 00:16:45,787 JANIE WANTED YOU TO HAVE THE MONKEY. 469 00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:47,093 WHAT? 470 00:16:47,223 --> 00:16:48,833 SHE SAID YOU'D FEEL BETTER HOLDING HER 471 00:16:48,964 --> 00:16:50,400 WHILE SHE WAS GONE. 472 00:16:50,531 --> 00:16:52,402 REALLY? 473 00:16:52,533 --> 00:16:55,405 WOW. UH, OKAY. 474 00:16:55,536 --> 00:16:58,017 AS LONG AS SHE'S ALL RIGHT WITHOUT HER MONKEY. 475 00:16:58,147 --> 00:17:00,323 THANK YOU. 476 00:17:00,454 --> 00:17:03,761 YOU DON'T HAPPEN TO HAVE A JUICE BOX, DO YOU? 477 00:17:03,892 --> 00:17:05,372 OH, WHY? DOES IT CALM HIM DOWN? 478 00:17:05,502 --> 00:17:08,679 NO, I'M JUST THIRSTY. 479 00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:11,334 SO YOU'RE SAYING THEY JUST RIPPED 480 00:17:11,465 --> 00:17:13,336 DR. MONKEY CHUNKS AWAY FROM HER TREMBLING FINGERS? 481 00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:14,772 I DIDN'T ACTUALLY SEE IT, 482 00:17:14,903 --> 00:17:17,123 BUT THAT'S HOW WE GET IT AWAY FROM HER. 483 00:17:17,253 --> 00:17:20,256 - MS. MCCAFFREY, HI. - MRS. HOBBS, HI. 484 00:17:20,387 --> 00:17:22,041 I WANTED TO COME BY AND TALK TO YOU ABOUT JANIE. 485 00:17:22,171 --> 00:17:23,999 SO, IS THIS A GOOD TIME? 486 00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:26,393 ABSOLUTELY, COME ON IN, HAVE A SEAT. 487 00:17:26,523 --> 00:17:28,873 WELL, UM, ALL RIGHT, LOOK, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. 488 00:17:29,004 --> 00:17:29,700 JUST RIP OFF THE BAND-AID. 489 00:17:29,831 --> 00:17:32,399 DID SHE GET IN? 490 00:17:32,529 --> 00:17:35,837 JANIE IS A WONDERFUL, BRIGHT, OUTGOING LITTLE GIRL. 491 00:17:35,967 --> 00:17:38,318 AND WE'D BE HAPPY ADMITTING HER DESPITE HER YOUNG AGE. 492 00:17:38,448 --> 00:17:39,754 - OH! THAT'S EXCELLENT! - WONDERFUL. 493 00:17:39,884 --> 00:17:42,452 - HOWEVER... - "HOWEVER" IS NEVER GOOD. 494 00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:43,758 WE HAVE SOME CONCERNS. 495 00:17:43,888 --> 00:17:45,716 WELL, REAL--NO. 496 00:17:45,847 --> 00:17:46,761 SHE'S SPECIAL--JANIE. 497 00:17:46,891 --> 00:17:48,371 SHE'S THE ONE. 498 00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:50,417 YOU MET OUR OTHER TWO KIDS, YOU AGREE, RIGHT? 499 00:17:50,547 --> 00:17:53,681 - OUR CONCERNS ARE WITH YOU. - I'M SORRY? 500 00:17:53,811 --> 00:17:55,552 BREAKING OUT INTO A RASH, 501 00:17:55,683 --> 00:17:57,467 THE MELTDOWN 502 00:17:57,598 --> 00:17:59,034 THESE ARE ALL SIGNS THAT YOU'RE NOT YET READY 503 00:17:59,165 --> 00:18:00,383 TO LET JANIE GO. 504 00:18:00,514 --> 00:18:02,298 SO... ARE YOU SUGGESTING 505 00:18:02,429 --> 00:18:03,865 THAT MY HUSBAND HAS LESS EMOTIONAL MATURITY 506 00:18:03,995 --> 00:18:05,258 THAN MY FIVE-YEAR-OLD? 507 00:18:05,388 --> 00:18:06,824 I'VE FOUND IT GOES HAND IN HAND 508 00:18:06,955 --> 00:18:07,912 WITH BEING A CELEBRITY. 509 00:18:08,043 --> 00:18:10,350 OF SOME SIGNIFICANCE. 510 00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:12,830 OH, WELL, THANK YOU FOR THROWING ME THAT BONE. 511 00:18:12,961 --> 00:18:14,876 MR. HOBBS, WHAT I'M SAYING 512 00:18:15,006 --> 00:18:16,486 IS THAT WE REALLY FEEL 513 00:18:16,617 --> 00:18:17,792 THAT JANIE COULD BENEFIT GREATLY 514 00:18:17,922 --> 00:18:19,272 FROM ANOTHER YEAR AT HOME WITH YOU. 515 00:18:19,402 --> 00:18:21,230 I HOPE-- I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND. 516 00:18:21,361 --> 00:18:23,711 SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS THAT... 517 00:18:23,841 --> 00:18:26,061 FOR THE NEXT YEAR I HAVE TO... 518 00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:28,368 DRAG HER EVERYWHERE I GO, AND... 519 00:18:28,498 --> 00:18:31,066 LISTEN TO THOSE SAME SONGS OVER AND OVER, 520 00:18:31,197 --> 00:18:33,068 AND THOSE SAME STORIES OVER AND OVER, 521 00:18:33,199 --> 00:18:35,897 AND PLAY PRINCESS BELLA 522 00:18:36,027 --> 00:18:37,377 FOR HOURS ON END? 523 00:18:37,507 --> 00:18:41,685 IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE TELLING ME? 524 00:18:41,816 --> 00:18:43,861 THANK YOU. - OH, OH. 525 00:18:43,992 --> 00:18:45,036 THANK YOU. 526 00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:47,474 YOU'VE MADE MY DAY, THANK YOU. 527 00:18:47,604 --> 00:18:49,911 LOOK, HONEY, I THOUGHT I WAS READY TO LET HER GO. 528 00:18:50,041 --> 00:18:51,782 I AM NOT. I-- 529 00:18:51,913 --> 00:18:54,176 I MISSED EMILY, I AM NOT GONNA MISS JANIE. 530 00:18:54,307 --> 00:18:55,917 SO I'M NOT READY TO LET HER LEAVE THE NEST. 531 00:18:56,047 --> 00:18:57,484 NEITHER AM I, NEITHER AM I, HONEY. 532 00:18:57,614 --> 00:18:59,225 HI, MS. MCCAFFREY. 533 00:18:59,355 --> 00:19:00,400 - HI, SWEETIE. - HEY. 534 00:19:00,530 --> 00:19:01,705 COME HERE, BABY GIRL. 535 00:19:01,836 --> 00:19:02,924 COME HERE, I WANT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. 536 00:19:03,054 --> 00:19:04,447 MS. MCCAFFREY CAME HERE TO TELL US 537 00:19:04,578 --> 00:19:07,276 THAT THE BRENT VIEW SCHOOL LOVES YOU, 538 00:19:07,407 --> 00:19:09,104 AND THEY WANT YOU TO GO THERE NEXT YEAR. 539 00:19:09,235 --> 00:19:10,497 ISN'T THAT GREAT? 540 00:19:10,627 --> 00:19:13,021 YEAH. DR. MONKEY CHUNKS REALLY ISN'T READY 541 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,805 TO BE WITHOUT ME YET. 542 00:19:14,936 --> 00:19:16,372 OH, WELL, 543 00:19:16,503 --> 00:19:18,940 I KNOW HOW DR. MONKEY CHUNKS FEELS, SWEETIE. 544 00:19:19,070 --> 00:19:21,247 - I'LL BE IN TOUCH. - OKAY. 545 00:19:21,377 --> 00:19:24,424 WAIT! 546 00:19:24,554 --> 00:19:28,254 DO YOU THINK MY DADDY WILL BE READY NEXT YEAR? 547 00:19:28,384 --> 00:19:32,301 WE'LL HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE. 548 00:19:32,432 --> 00:19:34,738 COME HERE, LITTLE GIRLIE. OH! 549 00:19:37,567 --> 00:19:38,699 THIS IS GREAT. 550 00:19:38,829 --> 00:19:40,396 I LOVE {\an8}THE GRUELING JOURNEY. 551 00:19:40,527 --> 00:19:42,311 MAN, I AM STARVING. 552 00:19:42,442 --> 00:19:43,573 I AM FREEZING. 553 00:19:45,096 --> 00:19:46,794 HOW IS IT THAT YOU ARE NOT COLD? 554 00:19:46,924 --> 00:19:48,361 I'M WEARING SOCKS. 555 00:19:48,491 --> 00:19:50,972 DUDE, I HAVE FIVE PAIRS OF SOCKS ON! 556 00:19:51,102 --> 00:19:54,715 YEAH, BUT I'M ONLY WEARING SOCKS. 557 00:19:54,845 --> 00:19:55,890 I'M OUT. 558 00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:58,893 WHAT DID I SAY? 559 00:19:59,023 --> 00:19:59,937 WHAT DID I SAY? 560 00:20:00,068 --> 00:20:02,636 WE NEED TO PRACTICE! 561 00:20:02,766 --> 00:20:04,899 NO PANTS, NO PRACTICE, PLAYER. 562 00:20:05,029 --> 00:20:06,944 TURN THE HEAT BACK ON. 563 00:20:07,075 --> 00:20:09,295 I'M OUT. 564 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,607 A LOT OF TIMES I CAN TALK WHILE I DRINK WATER. 565 00:20:17,738 --> 00:20:18,652 I'M A BAD DUDE. 566 00:20:23,091 --> 00:20:24,484 YO, I'M MARCUS. 567 00:20:24,614 --> 00:20:26,442 AND I WANT TO JOIN {\an8}THE GRUELING JOURNEY. 568 00:20:29,967 --> 00:20:33,797 IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE, DAVID. 569 00:20:33,928 --> 00:20:35,016 REALLY, IT'S NOT. 570 00:20:35,146 --> 00:20:37,714 NOW, TRUST ME, DAVID! 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