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[LAUGHING]

[BAND PLAYING MARIACHI MUSIC]

[GROWLING]

Chiquita!

Jorge!

Jorge!

Jorgito!

[MONSTER SNARLING]

[WHIMPERING]

[GASPS]

[ROARING]

El Chupacabra.

[PANTING]

El Chupacabra. El Chupacabra!

[ALL SCREAMING]

FRED [ON COMPUTER]:
All right. You got mail.

[MAN READING ON-SCREEN TEXT]

MAN: I would love for you and your friends
to enjoy a relaxing stay...

...with my family here in Veracruz.

It would be great
to finally meet my American pen pal.

Sounds great.
And I can practice my Spanish.

DAPHNE [ON COMPUTER]:
Jeepers. You have mail.

I thought I'd catch you at your computer.

So, what do you think?

Of course.
I'd love to go to Mexico. Yes.

I mean "si."

Let's ask Velma.

VELMA [ON COMPUTER]:
Jinkies. You have mail.

Mexico?

The art, the museums, the pyramids...

-I'm there.
-Great. Let's check with the guys.

[BOTH MOANING]

SHAGGY [ON COMPUTER]:
Zoinks! Like, you have mail.

Mexico? Tomorrow?

Like, let me check.

What have we got tomorrow, Scoob?
Let's see.

Daydreaming at 10,
napping, snoozing, relaxing. Oh, ha, ha.

Like, sorry, guys. Looks like I'm booked.

Yeah, booked.

[BOTH LAUGHING]

Do you realize we'll be there
for the annual Day of the Dead celebration?

Like, what's that?

A holiday in which families gather
at the cemetery...

...and celebrate their ancestors...

...who are allowed to come back to Earth
for two days.

[SHUDDERING]

Cemetery? Sounds scary.

[WHIMPERING]

Not at all.

Just a bunch of kids in costumes...

...lots of skeleton-shaped cookies
and candy.

DAPHNE:
Basically, it's nonstop eating.

-Sounds like Halloween.
-Exactly.

So, what do you say?

Can't talk now, guys.
Like, Scoob and I gotta pack.

Looks like that's everything.

Uh-uh.

Like, what did I forget?

Salsa.

[HORNS HONKING]

[LAUGHING]

[YELLING]

[BELLOWING]

Are you sure this is the place?

Yup, this is it.

-Like, looks kind of...
-Quaint?

Small.

[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]

Welcome to Mexico.

VELMA: How are you? Nice to meet you.
SCOOBY: Hey. Nice to meet you.

You must be Fred.

That's right. And you must be Alejo.

Let me introduce you to the gang.
This is--

ALEJO:
No need. They're exactly as you described.

Daphne, Velma, Señor Scooby.

Is this Shaggy?

He doesn't look like he could eat you
out of house and home.

He's got a high metabolism.

Ha, ha! Please, let me introduce you
to my family.

Oh, isn't this where you live?

No, these are just the guest cottages.
You will each have your own.

This is where we live.

Welcome to my family's hotel...

...La Villa Bella.

FRED:
It's beautiful.

What does "bella" mean?

Beautiful.

Oh, heh.
Well, La Villa Bella is very, very bella.

Yeah, very bella.

Ha, ha. Let me show you around.

This is my wife, Sofia,
and my mother, Doña Dolores.

[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]

Welcome.

And in the pool is the rest of my family.

Jorge, Oliver, Natalia, Cristina,
Fernanda, Carolina, Mireya, Gabriella...

...and Sebastian.

And this is Chiquita.

Wow! Are they all your children?

[LAUGHING]

ALEJO:
No, no, no, only Jorgito.

The rest are just visiting
for the Day of the Dead festivities.

Here in Mexico, family is muy importante.

You must be hot and tired
after your long trip.

Please, feel free to join the children
in the pool.

Ah!

[CHILDREN LAUGHING]

I think Scooby has already
won someone's heart.

My older brother, Luis,
manages the café...

...with his fiancée, Charlene.

Howdy.

Let me grab y'all a cup of café lechero
whilst you take a load off.

Ah. You can see why I fell--

How do you Americans say?
--head over heels for Charlene.

I met her on my last trip
to the United States...

...at Mr. Smiley's Fantastic Funland...

...and I've been smiling ever since.

You know, café lechero is famous
in Veracruz.

First, one server pours you thick coffee...

...then the custom is to bang on your glass
with your spoon...

...until another server arrives
to pour hot milk in your glass.

Ain't that a hoot?

I just love these loco customs.
Oh, ha, ha.

"Loco, '' that's "crazy" in Mexican.
Ha, ha, I mean Spanish.

Ah!

Huh?

Ha-ha-ha! You know,
some days I grind so many coffee beans...

...I swear the little suckers
are coming out of my ears.

Ahh.

It didn't take long for Scooby
to start living la vida mocha.

This lunch is really wonderful,
Doña Dolores.

Yeah, like, whoever came up
with this whole fiesta tradition...

...is okay in my book.

It is often followed by another tradition,
la siesta, an afternoon nap.

Ha-ha-ha! Even better.

Yeah, even better. Ha-ha-ha.

VELMA: The purpose of fiestas and siestas,
Shaggy...

...is to provide sustenance and rest
for another tradition:

Hard work.

Traditions. Like, who needs them?

Yuck.

[ALL LAUGHING]

Uh, forgive me for interrupting your meal,
Doña Dolores...

...but I need to discuss
some urgent business with your son.

As you wish.

Excuse us, please. This won't take long.

Diego Fuente used to do business
with my late husband.

I don't trust him. Never did. He is a...

How you say in America?

-Crook?
-Liar?

Con man?

Jerk.

For the last time, I told you no.

Now please leave. We have guests.

I apologize for the disturbance.

Please, finish you meal.

Heh. That man is as stubborn as a bull.

He wants to buy our father's land,
and he won't take no for an answer.

Maybe it is not such a bad idea, Alejo.

Putting all your assets into land
is foolish.

We made a promise to Papa before he died,
and I don't intend to break it now.

Ahem. So how will be spending
your first day in Veracruz?

We were hoping to watch the preparations
for the Day of the Dead festivities.

If anyone is still alive to honor the dead.

[BOTH GASP]

Don't y'all know
about the big old monster?

ALEJO: You must have noticed by now
that our hotel is relatively empty.

That's because a monster
has been terrorizing Veracruz...

...and the nearby villages.

Right after I sent the e-mail to you...

...the monster showed up near the plaza
and nearly got Jorgito.

[BOTH GULP]

I immediately e-mailed you again
to warn you...

...but you must have already left.

Did you say monster?

Yes. The locals call him El Chupacabra.

I've read about him.
He's Mexico's version of the Bigfoot.

-Bigfoot?
-That's right.

I am not a superstitious man...

...but I saw it with my own eyes
down by the wharf.

I will never forget it.

He stands nearly 10 feet tall
and walks on two hind legs.

He is covered with thick fur...

...has the face of a hideous monkey,
with huge paws and sharp fangs.

And his eyes glow green
like those of a demon.

[SCREAMING]

Hey, hey. Calm down, everybody.

The Chupacabra is only a myth.

Yes, let's forget about El Chupacabra...

...and make the most of your first visit
to Mexico.

Why don't we all get
a good night's sleep, eh?

-Yes. There's nothing to worry about.
-Alejo's right.

But just in case, double-lock your doors.

Say your prayers.

-And whatever you do, don't go outside.
-Don't go outside.

SHAGGY: Like, who ever heard
such a ridiculous story?

A 10-foot hairy monster with big feet
and sharp teeth?

Sounds like something out of a cartoon.

Well, like, pleasant dreams, Scoob.

[YAWNS]

-See you in the morning.
-Yeah. Uh-huh.

[GROWLING]

Like, it's gonna be a long night.

Yeah.

[ROARING]

[BOTH WHIMPERING]

SHAGGY: Did you hear that?
Sounds like something outside the window.

SCOOBY:
Uh-huh.

Probably just a little bird or a squirrel.

[ROARING]

Aah! El Caba-choo-choo!
I mean la cuckoobabka! Or el papachupa!

No, I mean, help!

No, Scoob, he's trying to break in.
Like, we're trapped.

Let's get out of here.

[SHAGGY SCREAMING]

-What happened to you two?
-And what was all that noise?

Like, that big Mexican Bigfoot
was trying to get us.

Oh, no. Where's Daphne?

Oh, no, you don't.
This is no time to be chicken.

It's all for one and one for all.

Like, I've always felt teamwork
was highly overrated.

Yeah.

Okay, guys, on the count of three,
we'll charge the door.

Ready?

One, two, three.

Charge!

[YAWNS]

We thought these were the eyes
of the El Chupacabra.

Sorry, guys.

I was afraid to go to sleep...

...and thought some Latin rhythms
would calm me down.

Looks like Alejo's stories riled everyone.

Like, anybody got a bandage?

I don't know what you heard, guys,
but I think we're safe now.

Let's all try and get some--

Hey, wait a minute. What's this?

Footprints.

Big ones.

Don't look, Scoob,
or we'll never get to sleep.

Notice how they lead
to the cottage window...

...then reverse direction
and head off towards the hotel.

We must have scared
whatever it was away.

It was brave enough
when we were separated...

...but got scared at the thought
of a bunch of us to contend with.

Not a very courageous monster.

Well, whatever it is, it's gone.

Maybe now we can all get some sleep.

We're gonna need it.
We've got a big day tomorrow.

Yeah, sightseeing
and chocolate-bean tamales. Ha, ha.

-Can't wait.
-Yeah.

Uh, that's not exactly
what I meant, Shaggy.

We've got a mystery on our hands.

Zoinks.

And whatever it was, we scared it away.

I got up early and, using my mud mask...

...made a cast of the footprint
from Bigfoot's big foot.

Look.

Wow, it's huge.

And look, it's speckled
with some kind of gritty black stuff.

Is it dirt?

I don't think so.

I don't know what it is.

Well, whatever it is...

...please do not mention it
to my mother or Sofia.

Or Charlene. I don't want to scare them.

In fact, I'd better alert the security guards
to be especially vigilant.

Oh, if word of this gets out...

...we will lose the few tourists
we have managed to keep.

El Chupacabra could ruin our livelihoods,
not to mention everyone else's in Veracruz.

Well, don't worry.

No matter how huge, ferocious
or bloodthirsty...

...this vicious Chupacabra monster
may be...

We'll get to the bottom of the mystery.

You can count on us. Right, gang?

Huh? Oh!

Um, uh--

[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]

[LAUGHING]

What's so funny?

You just thanked my family
for their generous hospital...

...and delicious comets.

Oops! Almost forgot.

I know this is silly, hon,
but it's a good-luck charm.

With that big old Bigfoot thing out there,
y'all can't be too careful.

Promise me you won't never take it off.

Si, I promise, Charlene.

[BARKING]

As you can see...

...there aren't many tourists here
since the Chupacabra incident.

This place is usually very busy
this time of year.

Hey, I've got an idea.

Why don't we ask the locals
about the monster?

Good idea, Fred. We can videotape them.

Great. I'll be the reporter.

And action.

A seesaw...

...a jungle gym...

...a merry-go-round.

At first glance, this modest playground
looks like any other.

But the children here in Veracruz
are fearful...

...and have good reason to be.

El Chupacabra.

Imaginary Bigfoot...

...or big scary monster
that could bite your head off?

You decide.

-What does El Chupacabra look like?
-A gorilla.

-A bear.
-An alien.

DAPHNE: What does El Chupacabra do?
-Eats goats.

-Destroys crops.
-He's a bully.

[PLAYING MARIACHI MUSIC]

DAPHNE:
What does El Chupacabra sound like?

-Like a coyote.
-Like an ape.

Like my Uncle Flaco.

What does he smell like?

-Like sulfur.
-Like garbage.

Like my Uncle Flaco.

Will he show up tomorrow
at the Day of the Dead festivities?

Or will he remain as elusive
as the Loch Ness Monster...

...or the perfect boyfriend?

This is Daphne Blake
in Veracruz, reporting.

Back to you, Velma.

And cut.

"Back to you"?

[LAUGHING]

Oh, no.

[READING ON-SCREEN TEXT]

Yikes! What does that mean in English?

"Leave today
or you won't see tomorrow."

-Is that right, Alejo?
-Unfortunately, your translation is correct.

Looks like someone wants us
to make like a piñata and beat it.

Yeah. Ha-ha-ha.

We'd better get out of here now.

[BOTH CHUCKLE]

Hold on, you two.

We came here today to get to the bottom
of this Chupacabra mystery.

And no one's gonna scare us away
until we do.

Like, Freddy, it's too late for that.

Looks like they need
some friendly persuasion.

Would you each do it
for a Scooby Snack?

How about two Scooby Snacks?

Great.

So far, it appears
as if the Chupacabra is nocturnal.

Now that it's getting dark, we should do
a thorough search of the town.

Maybe we'll get a clue
to help us find the monster...

...or at least the van vandals.

The girls are right.

Alejo and Luis,
why don't you investigate the hills?

The girls and I
will search the west part of town...

...and Scooby and Shaggy
can search the east.

You know, Scoob, the Mystery Machine
is actually on the east side of town.

Why don't we do a thorough search
of the van...

...and if everything checks out okay,
keep guard right here?

Uh, okay.

[SNORING]

[HOOTING]

[SPEAKS IN SPANISH]

Listen.

Just an owl. Don't be a baby.

[ALL GASP]

ALL:
Aah!

Ugh, it's just a statue.

Yes, of Quetzalcoatl,
the feathered serpent.

I've read about him.

He was revered by the Aztecs
as the god of all things good.

Look.

[SPEAKS IN SPANISH]

-Welcome.
-Oh, good, you speak English.

Yes, of course. Please come in.

-Are you a medicine man?
-I prefer "curandero."

But, yes, medicine man,
shaman and healer all apply.

How can I help you?

We were hoping you can tell us something
about El Chupacabra.

Well, like everyone, I have heard the stories
about the big-footed beast.

But there is nothing in the ancient lore
about a monster such as this.

Our animal friends don't harm people
for no reason.

Then how do you explain the attacks?

The only evil force in this land is greed.

Greed? But what does this have to do
with El Chupacabra?

MAN: Recently, people from the north
offered huge sums of money...

...to build businesses here
and attract tourists.

The locals turned down the offer...

...but when the strangers left,
they vowed to return.

-Hmm. I see.
-You do?

The answers to all your questions
can be found in the past.

Oh, and did I also mention
you're in grave danger?

Uh, no, I think you skipped that part.

You're in grave danger.

We'd better get back to the others
and warn them.

Be careful, my friends.

In Mexico,
things are not always as they seem.

If you have any more questions,
check out my website...

...at www.AncientMexicanWisdom.com.

Website?

As I said, expect the unexpected.

[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]

What did you say to him?

I just thanked him
for his wise words of advice.

Oh.

"Thanks for your wise words of ostrich"?

Teenagers. Go figure.

Alejo. Alejo, let's head back.

-We're getting nowhere.
-Okay.

[GROWLING]

Aah! Luis, come quick. Luis! Luis!

[ROARING]

[SCREAMING]

[GROANING]

[CHUPACABRA ROARING]

[BOTH WHIMPERING]

Do you hear what I hear, Scoob?

Uh-uh!

Like, that's not gonna help much.

We'd better get out of here now...

...or we're gonna be
an El Chupacabra fiesta plate.

None of this looks familiar.
Are you sure we're going the right way?

That's Polaris, the North Star.

We should be headed
in the opposite direction.

Trust me, I know where I'm going.

We're sunk.

Alejo, what happened?

I was attacked by El Chupacabra.
Didn't you hear me calling for help?

No. Something hit me over the head
and knocked me out.

When I woke up, you were gone.

Well, the Chupacabra is still out there...

...and we've got to find the others
before he does.

Like, the next time we go on a trip...

...remind me to pick someplace
a little less exciting...

...like maybe a librarians' convention.

Zoink! Oh, ho!

The brakes aren't working.

-Zoinks!
-Yikes!

Look out.

[HORNS HONKING]

Hold on tight, Scoob.

Like, how do we stop this thing?

[IN UNISON]
Yikes!

[SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]

Okay, Fred, how do you say
"hopelessly lost" in Spanish?

It looks like the woods get thicker
up ahead.

Do you suppose we'll meet
any wild animals?

We might.

Mostly coyotes and jaguars and boars.

-Coyotes?
-And jaguars?

-And boars.
-Oh, my.

[GROWLING]

Let's get out of here.

[ALL GRUNT]

-Ugh. Sorry, guys.
-No, we're sorry.

We were hoping to find you close by,
but not that close.

We thought we heard El Chupacabra.
Listen.

[HOWLING]

That is nothing to be afraid of.
It is just a coyote.

There are lots of them around here.

They are more afraid of you
than you are of them.

Then why is it headed in our direction?

Maybe it is not running towards us,
but away from something else.

[COYOTE WHIMPERING]

DAPHNE: Yeah, but what?
-Like maybe that.

[ROARING]

Jinkies! El Chupacabra!

Run!

[ALL PANTING]

I think we lost it.

Oh, no. The Mystery Machine.

It's gone.

But its brake fluid isn't.

Someone must have tampered
with the brakes on the Mystery Machine.

[GROWLING]

We've gotta find Shaggy and Scooby.

-Shaggy!
-Scooby-Doo! Where are you?

[ROARING]

[CHICKENS CLUCKING]

[HORN HONKING]

Jinkies. Perfect timing.

If you and Scooby hadn't shown up
when you did, we'd be Mexican history.

Yeah, but now that we're safe
from that creepy Bigfoot...

...you might wanna slow down a little.

I'd love to slow down,
but I have some bad news for you.

-What's that?
-Like, I can't.

The brakes took a break.

ALL:
Yikes!

-But I have some good news too.
-Yes?

We're out of gas.

DAPHNE: Wow. Right in front of a gas
station. What are the chances of that?

Must be the good luck
from my Charlene's medallion.

Well, gang, all set.

Here, Luis, I got you some ice
for that blow to your head.

-It must be pretty swollen by now.
-What happened?

I'm afraid my brother was attacked
by El Chupacabra...

...and received quite a hit on the head.

It knocked him-- How do you say?
--out cold.

Well, here, let me help.

Where's the bump? I don't see anything.

Uh, right here. I can manage.
Thank you, Daphne.

FRED:
Where to now, guys?

The curandero said to look to the past.
But what exactly does that mean?

Look.

DAPHNE:
"Discover the mysteries of Mexico's past."

FRED:
"Visit the Museum of Anthropology."

What better place than a museum
to learn about the past?

Perfect. And we should be able to get there
by morning.

[YAWNS]

Is it morning already?
I could sure use more sleep.

I could sure use
some of Charlene's coffee.

Yeah, coffee.

DAPHNE:
Hey, guys, look.

ALEJO: "Coming soon to Veracruz.
Mr. Smiley's Latin Adventure."

VELMA:
Looks like the one we have back home.

Only this one's got a Spanish accent.

If we don't solve
the Chupacabra mystery...

...the only tourist attraction I foresee
is one big empty ghost town.

The curandero said to look to the past...

...so we might as well start
at the very beginning.

Interesting. Half man, half beast.

[GRUNTS]

[YELLS]

Hey, look, guys. Like, ancient scooters.

Leave it to Shaggy to come to a museum
and immediately find the toys.

Huh? Oh. Aah!

-Jinkies. This place is creepy.
WOMAN: Good morning.

Are we enjoying ourselves
in Mexico City's national museum? Super.

And would we like a private tour
of the museum...

...which begins with a special live
multimedia show about the Aztecs? Super.

Please follow the green directional arrows
on the floor to the special VIP auditorium.

Please watch your step.

Continue down front and be seated
in the comfy chairs...

...made of rich Corinthian leather.

Okay, super.

Let's turn back the hands of time,
shall we?

[ALL GASP]

[GROWLING]

[GROWLS]

WOMAN: The war-like Aztecs
had many barbarous rituals.

For example,
warriors sacrificed thousands of captives...

...on the altars atop the pyramids...

...often ripping out their still-beating hearts
to offer to the gods. Super.

And now I would like a volunteer
from the audience.

-How about you?
-Uh--

Freddy?

Aah!

FRED: Daphne!
-She's gone.

WOMAN:
You've been warned.

Please follow the arrows to
the clearly-marked exit doors to your right.

-Super.
-Excellent idea.

Just, like, what we had in mind: exiting.

-Right, Scoob?
-Yeah, exiting.

-Hey, not so fast, you two.
-We can't leave here until we find Daphne.

And her kidnappers.

Where could they have gone?

And why would someone
want to kidnap Daphne?

Look at this.

It looks like some sort of ripped label
from one of the warriors' costumes.

"Mile enter." I wonder what that means.

Hey, let me see that.

-Look, a trap door.
ALEJO: I wonder where it leads to.

My guess is that it will take us
right to Daphne and her kidnappers.

Sure looks like the perfect getaway.

Speaking of getting away...

Come on, guys.
There's no turning back now.

Oh, great. A dark, spooky tunnel.

I hate dark, spooky tunnels.

[YELLS]

[ALL YELLING]

Whee!

Phew!

Look, here's a door.

Huh?

We must be at the pyramids.

I've read about these.

The pyramids were created
by the Olmec Indians...

...who built Mesoamerica's
first great civilization.

Hey, it's the Pyramid
of the Feathered Serpent...

...the good god we saw a statue of
at the curandero's tent.

VELMA:
Look, at the top. It's Daphne.

[GRUNTING]

Where am I?

Daphne, don't move. We'll be right there.

[PANTING]

Like, if the Aztecs were so brilliant...

...why didn't they invent an elevator?

Yeah, an elevator.

[LAUGHING]

-Boy, am I glad to see you guys.
-What happened to you?

I'm not sure.

I was blindfolded the whole time...

...by that fake museum guide
and her warrior friend.

Let's get out of here
before they come back for you.

That's odd.
This statue wasn't here before.

What's going on?

Hello, mis amigos.
I am Paco, the magical talking eagle.

I protect the pyramids here
at the place of the gods.

That's the worst Spanish accent
I've ever heard.

I know.

He looks like a character
from a tacky theme park.

These evil tourists
have destroyed a sacred idol...

...and angered the gods.

We did no such thing.
This eagle is lying to you.

Do not believe their lies.

When the cage lifts,
you must run them out of here...

...before they completely ruin the ruins.

If you don't,
the gods will seek revenge themselves...

...and ay caramba, mis amigos,
you don't want to see that.

[ALL SHOUTING]

TOURIST 1:
Oh, I can't believe it.

TOURIST 2:
This is sacred. Don't they know...?

[YELLING]

Quick, in here.

[TOURISTS SHOUTING]

Ew! There's tons of spiders down here.

-Spiders?
-Spiders?

No, guys, actually, these are scorpions.

Oh, gee, thanks. I feel much better now.

Uh, don't worry about the scorpions.
I'm sure the rats will take care of them.

[CHITTERING]

Rats?

[SCREAMING]

Jinkies. We must be in the ancient tombs.

[SCREAMS]

Don't worry, Shaggy.
Everything in here is dead.

Like, how comforting.

Look, we can disguise ourselves...

...by wearing the traditional clothing
of the native Indian skeletons.

DAPHNE:
Just act natural.

Look. It's the vandals
trying to disguise themselves...

...by wearing the traditional clothing
of the native Indian skeletons.

[ALL ROARING AND YELLING]

Señor Fuente? What's he doing here?

Trying to attack you.

PACO:
I am amigos mis Paco.

[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]

Magical eagle. Ha.

I didn't buy this animatronic impostor
for one minute.

I guess the curandero was right.

Things in Mexico
aren't always what they seem.

Come on, we'd better get out of here...

...before these mysterious mischief-makers
try and top themselves.

[LAUGHING]

[BOTH LAUGH]

Ouch.

[GIGGLES]

How awful
to witness something like that.

You are so strong, Dolores, like a bull.

Some people have all the luck.

Why can't the Chupacabra
carry off my future daughter-in-law?

[SPEAKS IN SPANISH]

What's going on? Are you all right?

Where's Charlene? Charlene!

Please calm down, both of you.
There's nothing to be upset about.

El Chupacabra has run off
with your fiancée!

We'll never see her again!

[CRYING]

Please, somebody tell us what happened.

It all started just moments after you left.

We were in the café,
your mother, Charlene and I.

El Chupacabra broke down the door...

...picked up Charlene in his arms,
and ran off with her.

Charlene!

This is terrible. I never should have left.

-Jinkies! And she's still missing?
-Yes.

We've been looking for her
since yesterday.

The villagers are continuing the search
here at the cemetery and up in the hills.

Grr!

I am El Chupacabra.
I am going to eat you.

[CHILDREN SCREAMING]

All this talk of El Chupacabra
is not good for the children.

Now, forget all about
this scary monster nonsense...

...and play with your skeletons
among the tombstones.

I must go join the search.

Yes, but it'll be more productive
if we first get all our facts straight.

I think the village is being terrorized
for a reason.

Somebody wants him to scare everyone off
and get us out of the way.

But what's to be gained from that?

El Chupacabra is scaring off the tourists,
making businesses suffer.

If the Oteros are forced to sell,
Señor Fuente gets what he wants...

...the Oteros' land.

Good point.

But what does that have to do
with El Chupacabra?

The footprints leading away
from the cottage...

...suggested El Chupacabra was scared off
once Shaggy alerted the rest of us.

Huh! Some monster.

He was okay scaring Scoob and me...

...but chickened out
when there were more of us.

-Yeah. Uh-huh.
-Maybe he's a fake.

I don't think we can rule out
the supernatural.

-Supernatural?
-Supernatural?

If the creatures at the pyramids
were special effects...

...they were pretty special.

And very effective.

Real or fake,
somebody's been following us.

Yeah, they're anticipating our every move.
But how?

Let's look at my videotape again.

FRED:
Wait, freeze the frame.

Look, whoever wrote "mañana, "
the Spanish word for "tomorrow"...

...forgot the tilde.

What's a tilde?

It's a symbol you put over the N
to change the pronunciation.

Without it,
the word would be said incorrectly...

...as "manana" instead of "mañana."

A mistake no real Spanish-speaking person
would ever make.

Looks like your Spanish lessons
are finally paying off.

Oh, heh.

[SPEAKS IN SPANISH]

So the bad guy doesn't speak Spanish.

Maybe, but there's always the possibility
there's more than one bad guy.

Velma, did you save the torn label
from the fake warrior's costume?

Sure did,
but I still don't know what it means.

Sorry to interrupt,
but it's time for us to pay our respects.

-We're all ready to go.
-Please feel free to join us.

My homemade mango salsa,
your favorite.

And from Charlene,
a cup of her café lechero.

Maybe if he knows where she is,
he will send us a sign. Huh?

[ALL GASP]

[MOANS]

I am the ghost of Señor Otero.

Don't be alarmed.

As you all know...

...today is the day we spirits return to Earth
to commune with the living.

Mama, please, wake up.

I have learned that El Chupacabra...

...is the result of an evil curse
placed upon our land.

The only way to break the spell
is to get rid of that land.

Once the land is sold,
El Chupacabra will vanish forever...

...and Charlene will be returned
unharmed.

Charlene?

[MOANING]

That doesn't look or sound anything
like my father.

Someone is playing a trick on us.

Can I see your medallion?

Just as I suspected.
It's a tracking device.

Well, let's see if it works in reverse.

[BUZZING]

Huh?

[BARKING]

Now, stop that now. Now, be quiet.
Do you hear me? Quiet.

Ooh! Please ignore the stupid dog.

Pay no attention to the man
behind the curtain.

Leave the cemetery at once.

It is cursed. The whole town is cursed.

Sell the land
and everything will return to normal.

Ha-ha-ha. Can't you see?

Many of them
don't understand your foreign language.

Speaking Spanish might help.

Well, I don't know how to speak Spanish.

Why can't everyone just learn English?

Like, not so fast, señor.

FRED:
It's Mr. Smiley.

Officers.

We suspected that "mile" and "enter"
were part of bigger words.

And look, we were right.
"Smiley Entertainment."

When Mr. Smiley was unable
to convince the locals...

...to sell their land for his new theme park,
he turned to the Otero family.

Their hotel is built
on some of the best real estate in Veracruz.

When they refused to sell,
well, he wouldn't take no for an answer.

So he terrorized the tourists
with the Chupacabra attacks...

...hoping to ruin the Oteros' hotel business
and force them to sell.

And then he did everything he could
to prevent us from revealing his scheme.

Smiley was the perfect person
to pull it off.

-Why?
-Oh, please. You're only encouraging him.

Being the head of a theme park...

...he had access to the best special effects
money can buy.

Like, not to mention
the animatronic animals...

...like our magical eagle friend, Paco.

[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]

And by kidnapping me
and framing us as vandals...

...he was able to derail our investigation
and create bad publicity for the pyramids.

Soon to be his chief competitor
for the dollars of tourists all over the world.

Our deductions make perfect sense.

But if Smiley
is behind the Chupacabra attacks...

...then how do we explain that?

[ROARING]

It sure doesn't look
like a special effect to me.

-It is the monster.
-El Chupacabra!

Like, this is gonna be bad, real bad.

[VILLAGERS SCREAMING]

[ROARING]

You don't scare us,
you big Bigfoot wannabe.

[ALL ROARING AND SCREAMING]

[PLAYING "CHARGE"]

[ALL LAUGHING]

They caught the monster.

We caught something,
but "monster" might be a little strong.

Well, we certainly weren't expecting that,
were we?

SMILEY:
Oh, please, leave her alone.

She only did what I asked her to do.
I'm the guilty one, not her.

-Hardly. It takes two to tango.
WOMAN: I'm afraid she's right.

Smiley didn't have to pull my leg
to be part of his scheme.

-I love him.
-Aw.

You see, I worked as an actress
and stuntwoman at his theme park.

When I visited one day,
it was love at first sight.

Speaking of love,
where is my fiancée, Charlene?

I'm afraid you won't be seeing her
ever again.

I suggest you pick up the pieces of
your shattered life and find someone new.

[GASPS]

I can't accept that.

Papa. I asked for a sign, Papa.

Anything to show us
where Charlene might be.

Please, please don't let
your first-born son down.

Look. The gifts we left for him are gone.

The only thing that's left is the café lechero
that Charlene made for him.

-I don't understand.
-I'm beginning to.

I was afraid of that.

Hmm. I seem to recall someone mentioning
coffee grinds coming out of their ears...

...from working in the café all day.

Charlene!

Charlene, I thought you loved me.

Oh, would you wake up
and smell the café lechero...

...you pea-brained romantic?

I never loved you, I loved your money.

I mean, if we got married,
your inheritance would become mine.

Then I was fixing to drop you
like a hot tamale...

...and share my riches
with my little honeybunch here.

But that goody-goody brother of yours
had to complicate everything.

Mr. I-Wanna-Respect-Father's-Wishes
over there.

FUENTE:
Oh, thank goodness you're all okay.

You mean you knew about all of this?

Please let me explain.

I admit I tried to convince you
to sell your land.

But I finally accepted that you would never
go against your father's wishes...

...and I respected that.

But these two characters don't understand
things like loyalty and family.

When I heard of their harebrained
Bigfoot scheme...

...I tried to track you down
at the pyramids.

Not to harm you, but to warn you.

I understand.
Please accept my apologies.

FRED:
And please accept our apologies, Luis.

I have to admit, there were times
when we questioned your integrity.

We were wrong.

I can see
how misunderstandings happen.

From now on, I will try to look
beyond the surface to what lies beneath.

Well, what happens now, hon?

We go to jail.
What do you think happens?

We could've made billions
if it hadn't been for those meddling kids.

[ALL LAUGHING]

I never trusted Señorita Charlene,
that bruja.

[SPEAKS IN SPANISH]

That means "witch."

-Alejo, I have something to confess.
-Yes, brother?

Hermano, when you called out for help,
I did hear you...

...but I was paralyzed with fear.

After losing Papa last year, I panicked
at the thought of losing my only brother.

So I lied
and said the Bigfoot knocked me out.

I'm sorry for being a coward, Alejo.
I pray it never happens again.

Luis, there are worse things
than being a coward.

Yeah. Like, I've made a career out of it.

So I guess there never was
a real Chupacabra.

I wonder how that myth got started.

Like all myths, I guess.

Since the beginning of time,
men and women have loved to tell stories.

And what better reason
for creating them...

...than to explain the many things
we don't understand...

...and maybe never will?

Yeah, like how they can pack
so much flavor into one piece of fruit.

At least our ancestors
had the good sense to create a way...

...to work off all those calories.

Scooby-Dooby-Doo.

[LAUGHING]

[SPEAKS IN SPANISH]