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LV!
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♪ Come fly with me ♪
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♪ Let's fly, let's fly away ♪
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♪ If you can use some exotic booze ♪
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♪ There's a bar in far Bombay ♪
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♪ Come fly with me ♪
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♪ Let's fly, let's fly away ♪
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♪ Come fly with me ♪
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♪ Let's float down to Peru ♪
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♪ In llama land
there's a one-man band ♪
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♪ And he'll toot his flute for you ♪
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♪ Come fly with me ♪
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♪ Let's take off in the blue ♪
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♪ Once I get you ♪
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- ♪ Up there where the air ♪
- LV, will you shut that up?
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♪ Is rarefied ♪
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- ♪ We'll just glide ♪
- Come on, then.
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♪ Starry-eyed ♪
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- ♪ Once I get you up there ♪
- Come on now!
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♪ I'll be holding you so near ♪
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♪ You may hear ♪
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♪ Angels cheer 'cause we're together ♪
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♪ Weather-wise it's such a lovely day ♪
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♪ Just say the words ♪
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♪ And we'll beat the birds ♪
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♪ Down to Ac-apulco Bay ♪
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- ♪ It's perfect ♪ -
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♪ For a flying honeymoon ♪
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♪ They say ♪
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♪ Come fly with me ♪
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♪ Let's fly, let's fly away ♪
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LV, cool it!
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- ♪ Weather-wise ♪ - Oi!
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♪ It's such a lovely day ♪
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♪ You just say the words
and we'll beat the birds ♪
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♪ Down to Ac-apulco Bay ♪
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♪ It's perfect ♪
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♪ For a flying honeymoon ♪
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♪ They say ♪
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♪ Come fly with me ♪
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♪ Let's fly, let's fly ♪
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♪ Pack up, let's fly away ♪♪
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Yeah, we're late, thanks
to you and Tweetie Pie back there.
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I wasn't worrying about work.
I'm worrying about Duane.
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Duane?
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Aye. There's a big race today.
They start off from France at 9:00.
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Strong winds forecast. Don't
like winds, don't Duane.
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Duane's a pigeon, right?
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Aye. Where's the first call?
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Shipley Street. Domestic installation.
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I'm nearly done.
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Ooh, I'll be wired up to the world
soon, me... in touch with all parts.
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- Nearly done.
- Goodley.
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I spend me life and me fortune
in them slot boxes. Really, I do.
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Ooh, but them uniforms
are not very becomin'.
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You look like you been
chucked in a tool bag, you.
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Put me right off, that has.
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And I always liked a
man in a uniform, me.
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- Oh, I bet you did.
- Hey, watch it, sparks. Sparkler.
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Hey, speakin' of sparks,
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you don't know nothin'
about electrickery, do ya?
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Only the wires of me
home's cracklin' up on me.
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No, no. We're just phone boys, us.
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He's quiet, isn't he?
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Is there anybody there? Or
has he been disconnected?
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Been cut off?
I've got a daughter like that.
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Like one of them answerin' thingies.
You can only leave messages, like.
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- Say hi, Bill.
- Hello. - Bill?
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Hey, you're not the famous
phone Bill, are ya?
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Eh, but look at you in
that bag. You ought to complain.
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Good-lookin' on top and then that.
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Clark Gable in a bag. Or
should I say "Clark Cable"?
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Ooh, eh, look
at them two lookin' now.
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Hey, this one doesn't
speak neither, love.
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You could go out, you two,
for a silent night, holy night.
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Or stop at home for a bleeding quiet
night in. Be a real riot, that would.
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What did I say? What did I say?
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Eh, look at the red on
him now. Lookie. Oh, dear.
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Aye, you see, that's all
you get when she's upset...
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crappaty records full-bloody blast.
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Hey, you! Trash the calypso!
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♪ Or come shine ♪
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♪ High as a mountain ♪
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♪ Deep as a river ♪
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♪ Come rain ♪
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♪ Or come shine ♪
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Right. We're all done.
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- I'll just ring through and test the line.
- Oh!
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Oh, let me
do it. Let me. Let me.
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What's the number again? Oh,
no. Don't tell me. I remember.
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Start of the war, Bobby Moore.
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Thirty-nine, sixty-six
and me age, twenty-eight.
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What are you laughin' at?
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Music.
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Music ringin' in my bloody ears.
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Hello, me.
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♪ Or come shine ♪
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♪ Happy together ♪
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♪ Unhappy together ♪
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♪ Won't it be fine ♪
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♪ Days may be cloudy ♪
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♪ Or sunny ♪
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♪ We're in or we're out ♪
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♪ Of the money ♪
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♪ I'm with you always ♪
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- ♪ I'm with you rain or shine ♪
- Stupid, isn't it?
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Cooped up there in the dark all day, like
a friggin' bird trapped in the rafters.
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Hey, steady on. Billy's
fond of his birds.
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Ah, well, I didn't think he looked
like the shirt-liftin' type somehow.
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No, feathered variety...
pigeons and that.
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What? Oh, frig me, no!
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I can't be doin' with that.
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All that cooin' and flappin' and shittin'
all over shop. They want shootin', them.
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The only good pigeons are in pies.
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♪ I'm gonna love you ♪
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♪ I'm gonna love you ♪
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Right. If you could just
sign this, Mrs., er...
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Hoff. Mari Hoff.
Crappaty name, isn't it?
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Me late
husband Frank left it me.
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You can imagine me feelin's on signin'
marriage register... Mr. And Mrs. F. Hoff.
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See ya.
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Thanks very much, Mr. Cable.
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See ya, then.
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What's it like then, eh? To
watch your master at work.
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Did you not see her? Legs
of jelly she had for me.
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Husband dead and out
the way and all, eh?
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Oh, bloody hell. Here's me imaginin'
all sorts of slap and tickle,
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and all you can dream
about is bloody Duane.
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LV, we out of bacon?
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Recent bacon, I mean.
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Oh, come on, phone. Ring.
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Here, make me a cup of tea, LV, love.
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Come on. Look after me.
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Hey, give us that paper, here.
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Oh, take it back. I
don't like the front.
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Oh, shove something on,
something for me, LV, love.
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Go on. Slap some food about for me.
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Go on. What's that
you're eatin', anyway?
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A brown envelope? What's on telly?
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Oh, sod that.
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Oh, sod this. I'm off down the cafe, me.
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I can't start the day without
some dribblin' fat, can I?
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Eh, speakin' of which, I can
call Sadie on me new instrument.
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That will freak her flabby ass.
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Eh, and listen, you.
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If anyone phones before I return,
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you tell them I'll be back
in five minutes, all right?
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All right?
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Are you receiving me?
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Ah, Sadie, it's me.
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Aye, callin' long distance, me.
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That I am, sexy. Well
and truly plugged in.
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Eh, listen. You, me, cafe, now.
Last one out door pays, all right?
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Okay. Leg over and out.
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Five minutes, tell 'em.
All right? Toodle-pip.
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Fuck me.
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Mention bacon and eggs and she
shifts like Linford friggin' Christie!
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- How are ya, sexy?
- Okay.
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You look a bit on peckish side to me.
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Move it.
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You stick with me, son.
You'll learn a few tricks.
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Reading matter. That's the best one.
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Next day or something...
when hubby's out,
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you go back with the reading
matter... leaflets and that.
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Works every time. Bedtime
readin', I call it.
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Bangers and bubble and a
fuck hot tea, ta. Twice.
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Bangers, mash,
fuck hot tea times two.
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But, Sadie, what a night
I had me last night, eh.
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What a friggin' championship night!
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You should've seen me.
Queen for a night, I was.
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You'll never guess who.
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Ray Say.
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Ray friggin' Say.
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You know him. He's agent to the stars...
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king of cabaret... manager of miracles.
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He's down at Mr. Boo's
nightclub all the time.
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Has that slight look of Elvis about him.
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You know him. Everyone knows him.
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And he knows everyone.
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Eh, it was Mr. Boo himself
introduced us the other night.
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And two seconds, Sadie, I fib you not...
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two seconds and his hand's on me ass.
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My ass. My golden old
ass in Ray Say's hand...
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while he stands there
tellin' jokes to Mr. Boo.
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Well, I saw him again last night.
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Oh, the music was in our heads...
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in our heads and in his wanderin' hands.
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He'll make it in anything, Ray Say.
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He's one of them
lovable twat sorta types.
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Drivin' me round in his
lovable twat mobile.
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He motored me round about
a million miles an hour.
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Me heart in me mouth,
his hands up me skirt...
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and me mind on his meat and veg.
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Listen. Then it's down to
the harbor for a pronto snog.
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- - Oh,
lip-lappin' like old hell.
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But at least he knows how to
slide and dart and take a throat.
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And at least there's the
thick wad of his wallet...
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Up against your tit for comfort.
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Oh, up and down and down and up...
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and under the bloody stars.
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Heaven it were, Sadie.
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What's up with you lot?
Never had a shag in a Chevy?
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Hiya.
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F-Forgot to leave your,
er, reading matter...
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about services and all that.
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Your phone's ringin'.
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Would you like me to get it for ya?
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Hello...
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Dead.
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Hey, you. What's this, then...
one of them rave thingies?
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Oh, stop it. Me ears won't take it.
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I thought you were done, you.
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You suddenly remember a
socket ya unplugged, eh?
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Telephone Bill. Little Birdy boy.
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N-No, I forgot to leave this, er,
readin' matter. It tells you...
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Did he ring, LV? Did
he ding-a-ling? Eh?
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Oh, for fuck's sake, speak, girl.
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We just... m-missed a call.
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I can do 1-4-7-1. It
tells you who was ringin'.
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It's one of the services mentioned
I-i-i-in the readin' matter.
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- There you go.
- Oh, it, it don't give a name, then?
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No. I'm afraid we're not
quite that advanced yet.
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Ah, well, you'd best
advance on out then, eh?
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Ta very much, but just... flap off.
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Bloody hell, I don't even
know who I'm ringin' here.
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Hello?
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Boo's? You what?
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Oh, Mr. Boo's.
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Oh, hello. Um...
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Is Mr. Say there presently, please?
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It's Mari Hoff.
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Ray Say. Oh, hello, love.
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Oh, just working, you know.
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Giving Mr. Boo here a
shufti at me clients.
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Yeah. Of course I do. I'll see you at the
Red Lion, okay? All right, love. See ya.
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Are you messin' with that Mari Hoff?
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Hoff and on.
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- More on than Hoff, I should imagine.
- Excuse me!
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Are you watching this or what?
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- She'll go far, this one.
- Yeah, she will and all.
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- Scunthorpe, if she's lucky.
- You're not interested?
242
00:16:12,573 --> 00:16:15,823
- Good nipples.
- Heating's off. That's why.
243
00:16:15,948 --> 00:16:18,489
- Mine are the same.
- All right, love.
244
00:16:18,614 --> 00:16:20,573
Thank you.
245
00:16:20,739 --> 00:16:23,448
You'll love this next one, Mr.
Boo. Singing combo...
246
00:16:23,573 --> 00:16:26,948
five lads all built like Buddha.
247
00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:30,864
- What are they called?
- Take Fat.
248
00:16:30,989 --> 00:16:33,698
♪ I get knocked down
but I get up again ♪
249
00:16:33,823 --> 00:16:36,948
♪ You're not ever gonna keep
me down I get knocked down ♪♪
250
00:16:43,073 --> 00:16:44,948
- Hello, Billy, lad.
- Arthur.
251
00:16:45,073 --> 00:16:47,198
Hey, did you win?
252
00:16:47,281 --> 00:16:50,448
He's, er... He's not in yet.
253
00:16:50,573 --> 00:16:52,989
Not in yet? That's not like your Duane.
254
00:16:53,073 --> 00:16:55,489
Don't worry, Billy.
255
00:16:55,573 --> 00:16:58,073
- He'll be in before dark.
- Aye.
256
00:16:58,239 --> 00:17:00,114
I'll see you, Billy.
257
00:17:00,239 --> 00:17:02,114
See ya, Arthur.
258
00:17:02,239 --> 00:17:04,323
♪ No more ♪
259
00:17:04,406 --> 00:17:08,656
♪ That all-time thrill ♪
260
00:17:08,739 --> 00:17:10,656
♪ Boy ♪
261
00:17:10,739 --> 00:17:13,448
♪ You've been through ♪
262
00:17:13,573 --> 00:17:16,031
♪ The mill ♪
263
00:17:16,156 --> 00:17:18,489
♪ And ♪
264
00:17:18,573 --> 00:17:22,239
♪ Never a new love ♪
265
00:17:22,406 --> 00:17:25,781
♪ Will be the same ♪
266
00:17:29,156 --> 00:17:33,864
♪ Good riddance, goodbye ♪
267
00:17:35,823 --> 00:17:39,239
♪ Every trick of his ♪
268
00:17:39,323 --> 00:17:43,448
♪ You're on ♪
269
00:17:43,573 --> 00:17:46,198
♪ To ♪
270
00:17:46,281 --> 00:17:48,198
♪ The road ♪
271
00:17:48,281 --> 00:17:50,614
♪ Gets rougher ♪
272
00:17:50,739 --> 00:17:54,948
♪ It's lonelier and tougher ♪♪
273
00:17:55,073 --> 00:17:58,781
Right, you. You got a fuckin'
second to get in shape.
274
00:17:58,906 --> 00:18:00,823
Perk, girl. Perk!
275
00:18:00,906 --> 00:18:03,781
Aye. Come in, Ray. Come in.
276
00:18:03,906 --> 00:18:06,823
Here he is... Mr. Ray Say.
277
00:18:08,739 --> 00:18:10,656
Here it is.
278
00:18:10,739 --> 00:18:12,739
Me home, me walls,
279
00:18:12,823 --> 00:18:15,323
me telly, me phone.
280
00:18:15,406 --> 00:18:18,323
- And me daughter.
- How do you do?
281
00:18:18,406 --> 00:18:21,073
Ray. Sun Ray. Sting Ray.
282
00:18:21,198 --> 00:18:25,573
Ray gun. Me very own Ronnie Ray gun.
283
00:18:25,698 --> 00:18:28,573
Oh, I'm just friggin' into him so!
284
00:18:31,614 --> 00:18:34,031
Well, say hello.
285
00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:36,234
God, she's a misery.
A miserable bloody misery.
286
00:18:36,364 --> 00:18:39,531
- Whatcha havin', Raymondo?
- What you got?
287
00:18:39,656 --> 00:18:43,239
Everything your throbbin'
throat could desire, lover boy.
288
00:18:44,364 --> 00:18:48,281
All right?
289
00:18:48,406 --> 00:18:50,031
Ta-da!
290
00:18:50,156 --> 00:18:53,323
I'll have... a cup of tea.
291
00:18:53,406 --> 00:18:55,823
You what?
292
00:18:58,573 --> 00:19:00,823
You'll have a cup of tea!
293
00:19:00,906 --> 00:19:03,948
Hey, don't just
go off like that, you rude...
294
00:19:04,073 --> 00:19:06,531
- Leave her! She's all right!
- Hey!
295
00:19:06,614 --> 00:19:10,364
No, it's not all right.
She spoils everything, her.
296
00:19:10,448 --> 00:19:14,406
I'm tryin' to make an impression and
she can't even be swivel to a friend,
297
00:19:14,531 --> 00:19:16,906
the tiny little slit!
298
00:19:23,489 --> 00:19:27,448
Oh, what am I doin',
and in front of you?
299
00:19:27,573 --> 00:19:29,448
Well, that's it. I give up.
300
00:19:29,573 --> 00:19:32,948
This is me crappaty home,
and this is how I am, Ray.
301
00:19:33,073 --> 00:19:36,239
No Gracey airs, and if you don't
like it, you can piss off out of it.
302
00:19:36,406 --> 00:19:38,864
Hey, stay calm. Don't get mad at me.
303
00:19:38,989 --> 00:19:41,323
I-I never said anything about anything.
304
00:19:47,073 --> 00:19:50,698
Come on, then. Let's roll about.
305
00:19:54,406 --> 00:19:56,989
Oh! Here we go!
306
00:19:57,073 --> 00:19:59,156
On and on and friggin'...
307
00:19:59,239 --> 00:20:03,489
- Cut that racket, girl!
- Calm down. She's all right.
308
00:20:03,573 --> 00:20:06,698
Oh, you, you little raver.
309
00:20:06,823 --> 00:20:10,323
♪ That's a dream of romance on the scene ♪
310
00:20:10,448 --> 00:20:13,906
♪ Where the villain is mean ♪
311
00:20:14,031 --> 00:20:16,406
♪ That's entertainment ♪
312
00:20:16,531 --> 00:20:18,739
- Don't!
- ♪ The lights ♪
313
00:20:18,864 --> 00:20:21,614
♪ On the lady in tights or the bride ♪
314
00:20:21,739 --> 00:20:24,614
♪ With the guy on the side or the ball ♪
315
00:20:24,739 --> 00:20:27,031
♪ Where she gives him her all ♪
316
00:20:27,114 --> 00:20:29,797
I'm not having this. You
can't bloody concentrate.
317
00:20:29,822 --> 00:20:31,347
♪ That's entertainment ♪
318
00:20:31,406 --> 00:20:33,323
Cool it, will ya?
319
00:20:33,406 --> 00:20:35,323
Think of the fuckin' neighbors!
320
00:20:35,406 --> 00:20:38,614
♪ A gay divorcee who is after her ex ♪
321
00:20:38,739 --> 00:20:41,989
Right. Sod the bitch.
We'll have our own on.
322
00:20:42,073 --> 00:20:44,198
♪ Where a chap kills his father... ♪
323
00:20:50,156 --> 00:20:54,364
♪ It's not unusual to be loved by anyone ♪
324
00:20:54,448 --> 00:20:57,406
♪ Who is doing him dirt ♪
325
00:20:57,489 --> 00:21:00,406
♪ Fun with anyone ♪
326
00:21:00,489 --> 00:21:04,198
♪ Of entertainment ♪
327
00:21:05,656 --> 00:21:09,198
♪ It's not unusual to see me cry ♪
328
00:21:09,323 --> 00:21:12,114
♪ I wanna die ♪♪
329
00:21:12,239 --> 00:21:14,698
Hey, you. You've blown me fuse!
330
00:21:26,531 --> 00:21:28,406
Shh, shh!
331
00:21:31,614 --> 00:21:35,281
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh. Wha-Wha-What's that?
332
00:21:35,406 --> 00:21:38,614
- She got her own radio up there?
- Eh?
333
00:21:38,739 --> 00:21:41,823
No. That's her. That's LV.
334
00:21:41,906 --> 00:21:44,073
What?
335
00:21:44,198 --> 00:21:46,156
- No.
- Yeah.
336
00:21:46,281 --> 00:21:49,031
- No.
- Yeah. -
337
00:21:49,156 --> 00:21:51,073
- No.
- Yes.
338
00:21:53,448 --> 00:21:57,156
♪ For you've been through ♪
339
00:21:57,239 --> 00:21:59,156
♪ The mill ♪
340
00:21:59,239 --> 00:22:04,364
♪ And never knew love ♪
341
00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:07,031
♪ Will be the same ♪
342
00:22:07,156 --> 00:22:10,073
- But I don't believe it.
- Oh, God, Ray.
343
00:22:10,156 --> 00:22:12,656
She plays records all the time.
344
00:22:12,781 --> 00:22:14,948
Every God-sented sec.
345
00:22:15,073 --> 00:22:18,031
They're stuck in her head and she
can sing 'em and it gets on my wick.
346
00:22:18,156 --> 00:22:19,989
End of story. Now come on, Ray.
347
00:22:20,073 --> 00:22:23,198
- Let's roll.
- ♪ Fools will be fools ♪
348
00:22:23,364 --> 00:22:25,823
♪ And where's he gone ♪
349
00:22:25,906 --> 00:22:29,823
♪ To ♪
350
00:22:29,906 --> 00:22:32,198
♪ The road gets rougher ♪
351
00:22:32,281 --> 00:22:35,989
Eh, come on, lover. I'm mad for it here.
352
00:22:36,073 --> 00:22:38,031
Shh! I'm listening.
353
00:22:39,781 --> 00:22:42,698
♪ Tomorrow he might turn up ♪
354
00:22:42,781 --> 00:22:45,948
♪ There's just no let up ♪
355
00:22:46,073 --> 00:22:48,156
♪ The livelong night ♪
356
00:22:48,239 --> 00:22:51,198
♪ And day ♪
357
00:22:51,281 --> 00:22:54,614
Oh, sod it.
358
00:22:54,739 --> 00:22:57,531
I'm off then.
359
00:22:57,656 --> 00:23:01,739
♪ There is nothing ♪
360
00:23:01,906 --> 00:23:04,156
♪ Sadder than ♪
361
00:23:05,823 --> 00:23:10,031
♪ A one man woman ♪
362
00:23:10,156 --> 00:23:14,281
♪ Looking for the man ♪
363
00:23:14,406 --> 00:23:16,448
♪ That got ♪
364
00:23:17,989 --> 00:23:21,448
♪ Away ♪♪
365
00:23:54,114 --> 00:23:56,031
♪ It's not unusual ♪
366
00:23:56,114 --> 00:23:58,198
♪ To go out at any time ♪
367
00:23:59,739 --> 00:24:02,656
♪ But when... ♪
368
00:24:14,073 --> 00:24:16,948
Normal service resumed, eh?
369
00:24:17,073 --> 00:24:20,448
Bit of gray matter and a bit
of gray matter. All it takes.
370
00:24:20,573 --> 00:24:24,989
Bit of nouse, bit of coat hanger,
and, bingo, let there be light.
371
00:24:25,073 --> 00:24:28,823
But you wanna get this lot seen to,
you know. Could bring the house down.
372
00:24:28,906 --> 00:24:32,656
Hey. So could you...
373
00:24:32,739 --> 00:24:35,323
with what you did last night, you know.
374
00:24:35,406 --> 00:24:38,073
Bloody marvelous, that. Who else you do?
375
00:24:38,239 --> 00:24:39,775
Don't go. I'm just interested.
376
00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:42,972
You know, what with me being
in show business myself, like.
377
00:24:43,073 --> 00:24:45,698
Didn't your mum tell you? No?
378
00:24:45,823 --> 00:24:49,823
Oh, well. Never mind. Er,
let's plonk you down here, love,
379
00:24:49,906 --> 00:24:52,656
like the twinkling star that you are.
380
00:24:52,739 --> 00:24:55,614
And let me rustle up one of
Ray Say's famous breakfassays.
381
00:24:55,739 --> 00:24:59,781
I do 'em for all me artists... when
we're on foreign engagements, you know.
382
00:24:59,906 --> 00:25:01,781
It's not all glamour, this game.
383
00:25:03,406 --> 00:25:04,948
Fuckin' hell.
384
00:25:05,073 --> 00:25:07,781
♪ For you are ♪
385
00:25:07,906 --> 00:25:09,781
♪ Beautiful ♪
386
00:25:09,906 --> 00:25:12,906
♪ And I loved you dearly ♪
387
00:25:13,073 --> 00:25:15,873
Marvelous... up there in the dark.
388
00:25:15,906 --> 00:25:19,531
Something I'll never forget. Fuck.
389
00:25:22,573 --> 00:25:26,614
What do you say we continue our
little conversation down the cafe, eh?
390
00:25:26,739 --> 00:25:29,614
No? What, and me all dressed
up and no place to go?
391
00:25:36,573 --> 00:25:38,448
Certainly stripped to the waist.
392
00:25:38,573 --> 00:25:41,114
There you go. Best I can do.
393
00:25:41,239 --> 00:25:44,198
Une tasse de the a la Ray.
394
00:25:49,406 --> 00:25:51,406
Yeah?
395
00:25:51,489 --> 00:25:53,406
Go on, love. Fire away.
396
00:26:00,073 --> 00:26:02,948
In show business...
397
00:26:04,573 --> 00:26:06,614
I-In show business, yes?
398
00:26:08,239 --> 00:26:10,656
In show business,
399
00:26:13,406 --> 00:26:15,698
did you ever meet...
400
00:26:17,948 --> 00:26:19,781
Shirley Bassey?
401
00:26:19,906 --> 00:26:22,698
Shirley? Dear old Shirley?
Shirley, Shirley, Shirley.
402
00:26:22,781 --> 00:26:24,948
To be honest, love, as I remember,
403
00:26:25,073 --> 00:26:27,448
I don't think our paths ever crossed.
404
00:26:27,573 --> 00:26:30,864
I did meet Des O'Connor,
though, and Charlie Williams.
405
00:26:32,156 --> 00:26:35,448
Freddie "Mr. Parrot Face" Davis?
406
00:26:35,573 --> 00:26:38,739
I suppose the biggest name
I ever met was... Monroe.
407
00:26:40,198 --> 00:26:43,323
- Marilyn?
- Matt.
408
00:26:43,406 --> 00:26:46,323
You remember him? The
singing bus conductor.
409
00:26:46,406 --> 00:26:48,406
No?
410
00:26:49,864 --> 00:26:51,823
You like Marilyn, yeah?
411
00:26:51,948 --> 00:26:54,864
- Yeah.
- Can you do her as well?
412
00:26:57,198 --> 00:26:59,156
Go on. I bet you can.
413
00:27:01,739 --> 00:27:03,656
Oh, well, there you go.
414
00:27:03,739 --> 00:27:06,489
I have
this thing about saxophone players.
415
00:27:06,573 --> 00:27:09,781
I don't know what it is.
My spine turns to custard.
416
00:27:09,906 --> 00:27:12,198
I get goose-pimply all over.
417
00:27:13,948 --> 00:27:17,823
Frig me. That's ama... That's amazing.
418
00:27:17,906 --> 00:27:21,073
Christ! I don't believe that.
419
00:27:23,739 --> 00:27:26,198
Listen, LV. Listen.
420
00:27:26,323 --> 00:27:29,114
You are my discovery.
421
00:27:30,239 --> 00:27:32,406
I found you, right?
422
00:27:32,531 --> 00:27:35,156
Me. Always remember that.
423
00:27:36,823 --> 00:27:39,656
As a matter of fact, here.
Take one of me new cards.
424
00:27:39,739 --> 00:27:42,156
I left it for you in case I missed you.
425
00:27:42,239 --> 00:27:45,781
Look. It's gold.
426
00:27:54,739 --> 00:27:57,698
I wouldn't give one of these
to just anyone, you know.
427
00:28:06,614 --> 00:28:10,198
Now, look. I know you're
a bit on the quiet side,
428
00:28:10,281 --> 00:28:12,364
but I'm a big noise in these parts.
429
00:28:12,448 --> 00:28:17,198
And together... you and me...
we could set this place on fire.
430
00:28:22,781 --> 00:28:25,281
You are a star, you.
431
00:28:32,906 --> 00:28:35,323
You're a nutter.
432
00:28:35,531 --> 00:28:37,281
No, it can't wait. No.
433
00:28:37,406 --> 00:28:39,739
All right. Well, hold him
there. I'm coming down now.
434
00:28:39,864 --> 00:28:41,739
Mari, you look...
435
00:28:43,906 --> 00:28:46,239
Don't speak for a minute.
436
00:28:46,364 --> 00:28:48,698
I, I gotta go, Mari,
but what can I tell ya?
437
00:28:48,823 --> 00:28:50,698
It's happened at last, eh?
438
00:28:50,823 --> 00:28:54,114
It's like at the races when you
know you're on to a certainty,
439
00:28:54,239 --> 00:28:56,156
and you're feeling, "This is it."
440
00:28:56,239 --> 00:28:59,573
She's the one.
441
00:28:59,698 --> 00:29:02,156
I am the one?
442
00:29:04,281 --> 00:29:06,823
Give us another one, Ray!
443
00:29:06,948 --> 00:29:09,323
Honest, Mari, I, I can't believe it.
444
00:29:09,406 --> 00:29:12,073
It's what I've been
lookin' for for ages.
445
00:29:12,198 --> 00:29:15,114
It's just one of those
once-in-a-lifetime things, eh?
446
00:29:15,239 --> 00:29:18,864
I, I've never felt like
this before... about anyone!
447
00:29:18,948 --> 00:29:21,739
I'll see you at the Seabirds later.
448
00:29:23,864 --> 00:29:27,948
- Yes!
- Bloody hell, Sadie. The bastard wants me!
449
00:29:29,906 --> 00:29:33,823
Too bloody right, Sadie.
Get up there and get it on.
450
00:29:33,948 --> 00:29:38,948
Our fave bloody rave!
451
00:29:39,073 --> 00:29:41,323
At last! Yes! Yes!
452
00:29:41,406 --> 00:29:46,281
I shall go to the ball! Oh,
you darlings from the sky!
453
00:29:51,739 --> 00:29:54,239
♪ Burn, baby, burn ♪
454
00:29:54,323 --> 00:29:56,323
♪ Burn, baby, burn ♪
455
00:29:56,406 --> 00:29:58,489
Ooh!
456
00:29:58,573 --> 00:30:00,698
- Oh, what a life life can be!
- ♪ Burn, baby, burn ♪
457
00:30:00,823 --> 00:30:02,989
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
458
00:30:03,073 --> 00:30:05,823
♪ Burn, baby, burn ♪
459
00:30:05,906 --> 00:30:08,323
- ♪ Burnin' ♪
- ♪ To my surprise ♪
460
00:30:08,406 --> 00:30:10,656
- Mari! - ♪ One hundred... ♪
- Oh!
461
00:30:16,698 --> 00:30:18,739
Oh, bloody hell. What now?
462
00:30:18,864 --> 00:30:22,823
Er, I forgot to leave you
this... reading matter.
463
00:30:22,948 --> 00:30:25,406
I only ordered a phone,
not a mobile bloody library.
464
00:30:25,531 --> 00:30:26,302
What?
465
00:30:26,327 --> 00:30:28,638
Young Birdy boy's already
been and done all that.
466
00:30:28,739 --> 00:30:32,031
Come on. Off out of it.
Make way for a woman in lust.
467
00:30:39,614 --> 00:30:41,864
Hey, you, you twat!
468
00:30:41,948 --> 00:30:44,864
What do you think
you're bloody playin' at?
469
00:30:44,948 --> 00:30:47,406
- F-Feedin'.
- Feedin' my ass.
470
00:30:47,489 --> 00:30:50,531
Screwin' around more like.
You come on all quiet...
471
00:30:50,656 --> 00:30:53,531
like you're only interested
in these bloody things here.
472
00:30:53,614 --> 00:30:55,814
But, really, you're a devious
little bastard, aren't ya?
473
00:30:56,989 --> 00:30:58,864
You know what I'm on about.
474
00:30:58,989 --> 00:31:01,489
Reading matter.
475
00:31:01,614 --> 00:31:03,531
Ah, yes, you little bastard.
476
00:31:03,614 --> 00:31:06,698
Though what you want to get your
leg over that for I'll never know.
477
00:31:06,823 --> 00:31:08,698
Old enough to be your bloody grandma.
478
00:31:08,823 --> 00:31:10,864
Went to see the girl, George...
479
00:31:10,989 --> 00:31:13,823
the one with music.
480
00:31:13,906 --> 00:31:16,864
What, her up... Oh, Jesus.
481
00:31:16,989 --> 00:31:19,739
- I thought...
- Just to talk to her, like.
482
00:31:19,864 --> 00:31:22,198
- Oh, aye?
- Yeah.
483
00:31:22,281 --> 00:31:23,672
Thought she were...
interestin'.
484
00:31:23,697 --> 00:31:26,013
Interestin', like off her
bloody rocker, you mean.
485
00:31:28,573 --> 00:31:31,531
Didn't I say to
you, though, Sadie, eh?
486
00:31:31,614 --> 00:31:35,323
I knew there was something
down for us, me and red hot Ray.
487
00:31:35,406 --> 00:31:38,031
I just had that feelin' in me twat bone.
488
00:31:38,114 --> 00:31:40,031
Eh? And you know me.
489
00:31:40,114 --> 00:31:43,864
I can predict rain with that.
490
00:31:43,948 --> 00:31:46,823
I'm wearin' me share-price
knickers tonight,
491
00:31:46,906 --> 00:31:48,823
down as likely as up,
492
00:31:48,948 --> 00:31:51,614
and some shit-tight bloody bra.
493
00:31:51,739 --> 00:31:56,448
'Cause I'm one high
razzamatazz in here today, me.
494
00:31:56,573 --> 00:32:01,656
It's like there's a circus
parade passin' over me paps!
495
00:32:07,656 --> 00:32:10,698
♪ While tearing off ♪
496
00:32:10,823 --> 00:32:12,698
♪ A game of golf ♪
497
00:32:12,823 --> 00:32:17,031
♪ I may make a play for the caddy ♪
498
00:32:17,156 --> 00:32:19,156
♪ But when I do ♪
499
00:32:19,239 --> 00:32:21,239
♪ I don't follow through ♪
500
00:32:21,364 --> 00:32:25,448
♪ 'Cause my heart belongs to Daddy ♪
501
00:32:26,698 --> 00:32:28,823
♪ If I invite ♪
502
00:32:28,948 --> 00:32:31,114
♪ A boy some night ♪
503
00:32:31,239 --> 00:32:34,656
♪ To dine on my fine finnan haddie ♪
504
00:32:34,781 --> 00:32:38,489
I'm just checking to see if
your wires are all right.
505
00:32:38,573 --> 00:32:40,864
♪ His asking for more ♪
506
00:32:40,948 --> 00:32:43,698
- ♪ My heart belongs to Daddy ♪ - I'm
just seeing if your wires are all right.
507
00:32:43,781 --> 00:32:47,864
♪ Yes, my heart belongs to Daddy ♪
508
00:32:47,948 --> 00:32:50,966
I'm just seein' if your...
If your wires are all right.
509
00:32:50,991 --> 00:32:52,930
♪ So I simply
couldn't be bad ♪
510
00:32:53,031 --> 00:32:55,489
♪ Yes, my heart ♪
511
00:32:55,614 --> 00:32:58,573
♪ Belongs to Daddy ♪
512
00:32:58,656 --> 00:33:00,864
- Do you go out much?
- No.
513
00:33:00,989 --> 00:33:03,281
♪ Da-da-da-da-da-da ♪
514
00:33:03,406 --> 00:33:07,823
- ♪ So I want to warn you, laddie ♪
- Are you a telly fan?
515
00:33:07,906 --> 00:33:10,198
- No.
- Goin' anywhere on your holidays?
516
00:33:10,281 --> 00:33:12,614
No.
517
00:33:12,739 --> 00:33:16,864
♪ That my heart belongs to Daddy ♪
518
00:33:16,989 --> 00:33:19,864
- There are no wires.
- Eh?
519
00:33:19,989 --> 00:33:23,156
I finished work hours ago.
520
00:33:23,239 --> 00:33:26,448
Oh, I don't know what to say now.
521
00:33:28,073 --> 00:33:31,781
I'm Billy. Can I ask you your name?
522
00:33:33,406 --> 00:33:35,656
- LV.
- ♪♪ - Oh.
523
00:33:35,739 --> 00:33:38,531
Does, does that stand for something?
524
00:33:38,614 --> 00:33:39,604
Little Voice.
525
00:33:39,629 --> 00:33:42,597
Oh, on account of bein'
soft-spoken, like.
526
00:33:46,614 --> 00:33:48,531
Nice tune, that.
527
00:33:49,614 --> 00:33:51,364
"My Heart Belongs To Daddy."
528
00:33:51,448 --> 00:33:55,031
Oh. Right.
529
00:33:55,114 --> 00:33:58,864
- Marilyn Monroe.
- Oh, yeah. Right.
530
00:33:58,948 --> 00:34:02,239
Eh, your mom's a live wire,
ain't she? Bloody hell!
531
00:34:02,364 --> 00:34:04,323
Not fond of pigeons neither, is she?
532
00:34:04,489 --> 00:34:06,656
- Pigeons.
- Aye. I keep 'em, you know.
533
00:34:06,781 --> 00:34:09,198
- Homing pigeons.
- Oh.
534
00:34:09,281 --> 00:34:12,864
I love 'em. I'm up Pigeon Hill
all the time, where lofts are.
535
00:34:12,989 --> 00:34:17,614
- Feed and exercise twice a day.
- Exercise?
536
00:34:17,739 --> 00:34:19,989
Aye. You let 'em out, they
fly around and come back.
537
00:34:20,073 --> 00:34:23,781
That's what homin' pigeons
do... except Duane, like.
538
00:34:25,406 --> 00:34:28,823
- Duane?
- Aye... me best bird.
539
00:34:28,906 --> 00:34:31,406
Not back from France yet.
540
00:34:31,531 --> 00:34:33,323
What's he doin' in France?
541
00:34:33,406 --> 00:34:36,198
♪ My heart belongs to my daddy ♪
542
00:34:36,364 --> 00:34:39,406
- ♪ Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
♪ - He's comin' back here.
543
00:34:39,573 --> 00:34:43,989
- Oh.
- ♪ So I want to warn you, laddie ♪
544
00:34:44,073 --> 00:34:46,854
Anyway, it can be boring
to the nonenthusiast.
545
00:34:46,879 --> 00:34:47,805
Oh, no.
546
00:34:47,906 --> 00:34:50,698
- N-No. You're all right.
- When you let 'em go...
547
00:34:50,781 --> 00:34:56,364
and see 'em fly, and better still, see
'em back, well, it's, it's dead exciting.
548
00:34:56,448 --> 00:35:00,198
You'll have to come up there
with me, LV. See for yourself.
549
00:35:00,281 --> 00:35:02,989
Oh, I, I don't go out.
550
00:35:03,073 --> 00:35:06,156
What, never?
551
00:35:06,239 --> 00:35:09,031
I'd best go, Billy. Bye.
552
00:35:09,156 --> 00:35:11,281
I'll see you again somewhere then. Eh?
553
00:35:14,114 --> 00:35:17,573
- ♪ That little old man he just plays it
so good ♪ - Talkin' to yourself and all?
554
00:35:17,656 --> 00:35:20,989
- Now were you?
- No.
555
00:35:21,073 --> 00:35:23,864
Aye, well, I'm off out on the razz.
556
00:35:23,989 --> 00:35:27,323
You have a nice night
in with your pals, eh?
557
00:35:37,239 --> 00:35:39,489
Bloody hell, where
you been? I said 8:00.
558
00:35:39,573 --> 00:35:42,281
Aye, but look at me, luvvy, eh?
559
00:35:42,406 --> 00:35:44,906
Takes time to get dressed up like this.
560
00:35:45,073 --> 00:35:47,739
Arndale Centre weren't
built in a day, you know.
561
00:35:47,906 --> 00:35:50,073
Yeah, and with half as much plaster.
562
00:35:50,198 --> 00:35:53,073
- You smooth talker, you.
- You know Mr. Boo, don't you, eh?
563
00:35:53,198 --> 00:35:54,670
This is Little Voice's mum.
564
00:35:54,695 --> 00:35:57,638
Oh, aye. Once-in-a-lifetime
thing, Ray tells me.
565
00:35:57,739 --> 00:35:59,906
Never felt like this before
about anyone, he says.
566
00:36:00,031 --> 00:36:01,989
Yeah, well, we'll get a
few quick drinks down us,
567
00:36:02,114 --> 00:36:04,489
then it's back to your
place for a, a listen.
568
00:36:04,573 --> 00:36:07,156
A spot of "Who do you
do?" For Mr. Boo, like.
569
00:36:07,239 --> 00:36:10,406
What are you havin', love?
570
00:36:10,531 --> 00:36:13,906
- Eh?
- Gin.
571
00:36:14,031 --> 00:36:18,198
Double, and a Campari chaser.
572
00:36:18,323 --> 00:36:20,281
♪ And it's all ♪
573
00:36:20,406 --> 00:36:24,323
♪ Comin' back to me now ♪♪
574
00:36:24,406 --> 00:36:26,823
Oh, God. You
make me sick, you lot.
575
00:36:26,906 --> 00:36:32,323
First that little phone fart, and now you all
droolin' over that little stick of shite.
576
00:36:32,406 --> 00:36:34,489
I got tits and all, you know...
577
00:36:34,573 --> 00:36:37,073
and a gob on me for every occasion.
578
00:36:37,156 --> 00:36:40,156
Tits, gob and an ass to die for, me!
579
00:36:40,239 --> 00:36:43,156
- Good looker, eh, Boo?
- Just as well, with that mouth.
580
00:36:43,239 --> 00:36:45,989
No. The car, Boo. The car.
581
00:36:46,073 --> 00:36:47,989
Oh, aye. Yeah.
582
00:36:48,073 --> 00:36:49,989
Very nice.
583
00:36:51,948 --> 00:36:55,156
- Put her in the back.
- I'm stoppin' here.
584
00:36:59,073 --> 00:37:04,864
♪ Oh, the chirruping of the
birdies on the sycamore tree ♪
585
00:37:04,948 --> 00:37:08,948
♪ They're lucky to
be so happy and free ♪
586
00:37:09,073 --> 00:37:12,489
♪ I know that they're chirruping
out a little ditty to me ♪
587
00:37:12,614 --> 00:37:15,323
♪ I hear them saying early every morn ♪
588
00:37:15,406 --> 00:37:17,948
- ♪ Get up, get up, get up ♪
- Get up, you.
589
00:37:18,073 --> 00:37:19,864
Ray wants ya downstairs.
590
00:37:19,989 --> 00:37:21,614
- What for?
- You know what for.
591
00:37:21,739 --> 00:37:24,531
You've got him thinking you
can do something or something.
592
00:37:24,698 --> 00:37:27,698
He wants you down anyway.
Show Mr. Boo what you can do.
593
00:37:27,864 --> 00:37:31,364
- It's private.
- Private, my privates.
594
00:37:31,531 --> 00:37:33,739
You're just damn
selfish and useless, you.
595
00:37:33,864 --> 00:37:38,323
And you can do nothin' but whisper
and whine like your father before you.
596
00:37:38,406 --> 00:37:40,656
Couple of bloody
nothin's, the pair of ya.
597
00:37:40,739 --> 00:37:44,489
Look at it. Just a pile of
old junk no fucker wants.
598
00:37:44,573 --> 00:37:48,156
- Now come on downstairs!
- Don't you dare touch these!
599
00:37:48,239 --> 00:37:50,323
Ever!
600
00:37:52,573 --> 00:37:54,698
Up yours, stick leg.
601
00:37:57,531 --> 00:38:00,906
- She'll not come down.
- What?
602
00:38:01,031 --> 00:38:04,281
Well, it's just like I said.
She'll not sing. I told you.
603
00:38:04,406 --> 00:38:06,281
Dad.
604
00:38:07,614 --> 00:38:09,531
Dad.
605
00:38:09,614 --> 00:38:11,073
Dad.
606
00:38:11,198 --> 00:38:14,614
Well, I'm sorry,
Ray, but Boo's a busy man.
607
00:38:14,739 --> 00:38:16,614
I've got to be off.
Got other acts to see.
608
00:38:16,739 --> 00:38:19,031
Acts that can be bothered. Night, all.
609
00:38:19,156 --> 00:38:21,031
Boo! Boo!
610
00:38:23,739 --> 00:38:27,198
Hold on, Boo. It won't take a
minute. Honest. She's dead special.
611
00:38:27,323 --> 00:38:31,781
Listen, Say. I didn't get where
I am today by wasting my time...
612
00:38:31,906 --> 00:38:34,781
By wasting my time listening
to singers that don't sing.
613
00:38:34,906 --> 00:38:39,031
All I can say is that she might
stand an outside chance as a mime act.
614
00:38:56,489 --> 00:38:58,364
Dad.
615
00:39:24,323 --> 00:39:27,114
♪ Somewhere ♪
616
00:39:27,239 --> 00:39:31,739
♪ Over the rainbow ♪
617
00:39:33,656 --> 00:39:38,656
♪ Way up high ♪
618
00:39:38,823 --> 00:39:41,698
♪ There's a land ♪
619
00:39:41,823 --> 00:39:43,989
♪ That I heard of ♪
620
00:39:44,073 --> 00:39:49,031
♪ Once, in a lullaby ♪
621
00:39:51,406 --> 00:39:53,989
You know me, Boo. I wouldn't
bring you down here for nothing.
622
00:39:54,073 --> 00:39:55,989
- You've gotta...
- ♪ Where ♪
623
00:39:56,073 --> 00:40:00,031
♪ Over the rainbow ♪
624
00:40:02,073 --> 00:40:06,031
♪ Skies are blue ♪
625
00:40:07,531 --> 00:40:10,989
♪ And the dreams ♪
626
00:40:11,073 --> 00:40:14,781
♪ That you dare to dream ♪
627
00:40:14,906 --> 00:40:19,281
♪ Really do come true ♪
628
00:40:21,573 --> 00:40:25,281
♪ Some day I'll wish upon a star ♪
629
00:40:25,406 --> 00:40:28,948
♪ And wake up where the clouds ♪
630
00:40:29,073 --> 00:40:34,489
♪ Are far behind me ♪
631
00:40:34,614 --> 00:40:37,781
♪ Where troubles melt ♪
632
00:40:37,906 --> 00:40:39,823
♪ Like lemon drops ♪
633
00:40:39,906 --> 00:40:43,698
♪ Away above the chimney tops ♪
634
00:40:43,823 --> 00:40:45,823
♪ That's where ♪
635
00:40:45,989 --> 00:40:50,698
♪ You'll find me ♪
636
00:40:50,781 --> 00:40:54,364
- ♪ Somewhere ♪
- That's never her.
637
00:40:54,489 --> 00:40:57,281
- It is. - ♪ Over the rainbow ♪
- No.
638
00:40:57,406 --> 00:40:59,489
Yeah.
639
00:40:59,573 --> 00:41:01,489
- No.
- Yeah.
640
00:41:03,073 --> 00:41:04,948
- No!
- Yeah!
641
00:41:05,073 --> 00:41:07,323
- Oh, here we go again.
- That's Judy.
642
00:41:07,406 --> 00:41:10,406
- You got Judy Garland in there.
- Oh, aye. She's round here all the time...
643
00:41:10,489 --> 00:41:13,656
her and that Shirley Bassey
drinking our bloody cocoa.
644
00:41:13,739 --> 00:41:16,198
You have a remarkable
daughter, Mrs. Hoff.
645
00:41:16,364 --> 00:41:17,520
Aye, don't I bloody know.
646
00:41:17,545 --> 00:41:20,180
Well, Ray. We must have
her, if you can arrange it.
647
00:41:20,239 --> 00:41:22,739
There's the makings of a
first-class act there... real class.
648
00:41:22,906 --> 00:41:24,017
We could do a lot with that.
649
00:41:24,042 --> 00:41:26,222
Right, Mari, love. Me and
Boo are off up the pub.
650
00:41:26,281 --> 00:41:28,656
Talk finer details and finances.
651
00:41:28,739 --> 00:41:32,323
- Leave the latch off, eh?
- What about me then?
652
00:41:32,406 --> 00:41:37,114
Where do I fit in, eh? Need
a fuckin' second-class act?
653
00:41:37,239 --> 00:41:41,239
Er, mine's, mine's a double Scotch,
Boo. I'll see you up there, eh?
654
00:41:41,364 --> 00:41:44,114
- ♪ Like lemon drops ♪
- What are you saying, Mari?
655
00:41:44,239 --> 00:41:46,739
I'm tellin' you you're
sittin' on a gold mine...
656
00:41:46,864 --> 00:41:49,213
not over a bloody rainbow,
but up there in that bedroom.
657
00:41:49,238 --> 00:41:50,597
♪ That's where you'll find ♪
658
00:41:50,739 --> 00:41:53,739
♪ Me ♪
659
00:41:53,906 --> 00:41:56,948
- ♪ Somewhere ♪
- "Dreams that you dare to dream," eh?
660
00:41:57,073 --> 00:41:59,656
- ♪ Over the rain ♪
- She can make them come true.
661
00:41:59,739 --> 00:42:02,448
♪ Bow ♪
662
00:42:04,406 --> 00:42:06,364
♪ Bluebirds ♪
663
00:42:06,448 --> 00:42:08,698
♪ Fly ♪
664
00:42:11,406 --> 00:42:14,489
♪ Birds fly ♪
665
00:42:14,573 --> 00:42:17,489
- She's our chance, Mari.
- ♪ Over ♪
666
00:42:17,573 --> 00:42:20,573
- ♪ The rainbow ♪ - We've been shoveling
shit long enough, you and me.
667
00:42:20,698 --> 00:42:24,073
Now's our chance to step out of it.
668
00:42:24,239 --> 00:42:28,031
- Our chance?
- Oh, I'm going nowhere without you, girl.
669
00:42:31,239 --> 00:42:34,989
- ♪ Someday I'll wish upon a star ♪
- Oh, Elvis breath.
670
00:42:36,239 --> 00:42:38,114
♪ And wake up ♪
671
00:42:38,239 --> 00:42:41,281
Come on then. Lead
us to the dotted line.
672
00:42:46,573 --> 00:42:48,448
♪ If ♪
673
00:42:48,573 --> 00:42:52,489
♪ Happy little ♪
674
00:42:52,573 --> 00:42:54,989
♪ Bluebirds fly ♪
675
00:42:57,073 --> 00:43:01,781
♪ Beyond the rainbow ♪
676
00:43:03,489 --> 00:43:06,114
♪ Why ♪
677
00:43:06,239 --> 00:43:10,656
♪ Oh, why ♪
678
00:43:10,739 --> 00:43:12,656
♪ Can't ♪
679
00:43:12,739 --> 00:43:17,198
♪ I ♪♪
680
00:43:38,073 --> 00:43:42,573
Love, luvvy. Don't worry.
It's only us... me and Ray.
681
00:43:42,698 --> 00:43:46,614
- Coming bearing good news, m'lady.
- Stupendous news, actually.
682
00:43:46,739 --> 00:43:50,781
Mr. Boo would like you to
sing at his club on stage.
683
00:43:50,906 --> 00:43:53,323
- Sing what you like.
- He'll pay. Good money and all.
684
00:43:53,406 --> 00:43:56,406
- Could be up to 50 quid, right?
- Yeah, and that's just to start.
685
00:43:56,531 --> 00:43:59,823
- No!
- No? Listen. Ray'll look after ya.
686
00:43:59,906 --> 00:44:03,406
He knows all about showbiz,
and all you have to do is sing.
687
00:44:03,573 --> 00:44:06,239
Sing! Like what you do best anyway.
688
00:44:06,406 --> 00:44:07,422
You might feel shy.
689
00:44:07,447 --> 00:44:10,013
Oh, nothin' wrong with
being shy at first.
690
00:44:10,114 --> 00:44:11,285
It's natural, that.
691
00:44:11,310 --> 00:44:14,638
Had a girl recently
wouldn't say boo to a goose.
692
00:44:14,739 --> 00:44:16,622
Now she's toppin' the
bill at the Reform Club.
693
00:44:16,647 --> 00:44:17,864
Who's that? That stripper?
694
00:44:17,906 --> 00:44:21,198
Yeah. Well, I mean, it's similar,
innit? I mean, similar case, Tina.
695
00:44:21,323 --> 00:44:23,823
- Please go.
- It's not healthy being cooped up here...
696
00:44:23,948 --> 00:44:26,198
Just go!
697
00:44:27,864 --> 00:44:30,198
Bloody hell. That's gratitude for ya.
698
00:44:35,489 --> 00:44:38,739
You great long streak of piss!
699
00:44:38,906 --> 00:44:41,864
You are bloody doin' it, girl!
700
00:44:45,531 --> 00:44:49,114
Come on. You can do better
than that. So how you all doin'?
701
00:45:01,406 --> 00:45:04,073
The manager says, "Do you want
that condom on your bill, sir?"
702
00:45:04,198 --> 00:45:07,698
And the duck says, "Certainly not.
What sort of duck do you think I am?"
703
00:45:07,823 --> 00:45:10,406
Hey, true story, this. Two...
704
00:45:10,573 --> 00:45:15,823
All you've gotta do is stand here and sing.
705
00:45:15,906 --> 00:45:19,198
Like at home.
706
00:45:19,281 --> 00:45:22,614
Just... stay calm and relax.
707
00:45:22,739 --> 00:45:25,364
What are you talkin'
about, relax? Look at her!
708
00:45:25,489 --> 00:45:28,198
Think about... Judy.
709
00:45:29,531 --> 00:45:32,114
Think about... Shirley.
710
00:45:36,948 --> 00:45:40,406
Think about... Marilyn.
711
00:45:42,531 --> 00:45:45,198
Anyway, on with the
show, ladies and gentlemen.
712
00:45:45,323 --> 00:45:48,073
As you know, Boo braves anything,
713
00:45:48,198 --> 00:45:50,489
goes anywhere in his perpetual quest...
714
00:45:50,573 --> 00:45:53,573
for fresh talent to spice up
your midweek merriment here.
715
00:45:53,698 --> 00:45:58,073
And guess which exotic part of the
world I came across tonight's star turn?
716
00:45:58,198 --> 00:46:00,406
Shipley Street.
717
00:46:00,531 --> 00:46:02,573
Well, it saves on travel
expenses, don't it?
718
00:46:05,739 --> 00:46:08,198
Anyway, pretty people, enough of me.
719
00:46:08,323 --> 00:46:11,031
A talent... an undiscovered treasure...
720
00:46:11,156 --> 00:46:13,239
an act of wonder, ladies and gentlemen.
721
00:46:13,364 --> 00:46:17,614
A little girl that's big... a
northern light... a rising star...
722
00:46:17,739 --> 00:46:19,823
Order and hush. Hush and order...
723
00:46:19,989 --> 00:46:23,406
for the turn of turns...
a-the one, a-the only...
724
00:46:23,573 --> 00:46:25,906
Little Voice, ladies and gentlemen!
725
00:46:26,031 --> 00:46:27,906
Little Voice!
726
00:46:38,573 --> 00:46:40,448
Go on.
727
00:46:42,489 --> 00:46:44,239
You're on.
728
00:46:44,364 --> 00:46:47,114
Go on. Go on. Go on. Sing.
729
00:46:47,239 --> 00:46:49,573
I'll do anything. Just sing.
730
00:46:49,739 --> 00:46:52,239
Sing, for fuck's sake. Sing!
731
00:46:54,989 --> 00:46:56,948
The lights. It's the lights.
732
00:46:57,073 --> 00:46:58,989
Turn out the lights.
733
00:47:11,906 --> 00:47:16,448
♪ I don't know why ♪
734
00:47:16,573 --> 00:47:20,364
♪ But I'm feelin' so sad ♪
735
00:47:20,489 --> 00:47:23,948
♪ I long to try ♪
736
00:47:24,073 --> 00:47:27,489
♪ Something I've never had ♪
737
00:47:27,614 --> 00:47:30,864
♪ Never had no kissin' ♪
738
00:47:30,948 --> 00:47:34,531
♪ Oh, what I've been missin' ♪
739
00:47:37,698 --> 00:47:41,198
Get off!
740
00:47:41,323 --> 00:47:45,281
Do another one. Go on. Do some more.
741
00:47:45,406 --> 00:47:49,364
More? Do you really want more?
742
00:47:49,489 --> 00:47:51,864
Oh, aren't you tired?
743
00:47:51,989 --> 00:47:53,906
Well, we've got, we've
only got one more.
744
00:47:54,031 --> 00:47:56,239
We-We'll do, we'll
do, we'll do "Chicago."
745
00:47:58,239 --> 00:48:01,281
♪ Chicago, Chicago ♪
746
00:48:01,406 --> 00:48:04,114
♪ That toddlin' town A toddlin' town ♪
747
00:48:04,239 --> 00:48:06,573
♪ Chicago, Chicago ♪
748
00:48:06,698 --> 00:48:08,573
♪ I'll show you around ♪
749
00:48:08,698 --> 00:48:12,781
♪ I love it, bet your bottom
dollar you'll lose the blues ♪
750
00:48:12,906 --> 00:48:14,823
♪ In Chicago, Chicago ♪♪
751
00:48:18,739 --> 00:48:20,823
What have you
stopped for? Don't stop now.
752
00:48:20,906 --> 00:48:26,739
Do anything. Anything.
And, Jesus, look happy!
753
00:48:26,864 --> 00:48:30,531
♪ Happy birthday ♪
754
00:48:32,031 --> 00:48:34,906
♪ To you ♪
755
00:48:35,031 --> 00:48:37,364
♪ Happy birthday ♪
756
00:48:38,448 --> 00:48:40,698
♪ To you ♪
757
00:48:40,823 --> 00:48:44,364
This is crazy, Ray. The punters can't see.
758
00:48:44,489 --> 00:48:47,698
♪ Happy birthday Mr. President ♪
759
00:48:47,823 --> 00:48:50,448
All right, then. Get 'em back up.
760
00:48:50,573 --> 00:48:53,031
- Get the lights back up.
- ♪ Happy birthday ♪
761
00:48:53,156 --> 00:48:55,531
♪ To... ♪♪
762
00:49:06,906 --> 00:49:10,864
Thought things couldn't go downhill
with you, Ray. What am I gonna tell 'em?
763
00:49:12,573 --> 00:49:15,489
Tell 'em... she'll be back.
764
00:49:18,156 --> 00:49:21,531
Embarrassin'. One hundred
bloody chunk embarrassin', that.
765
00:49:21,614 --> 00:49:24,698
I'm shown up, which was more than
she was, stood there in bloody dark.
766
00:49:24,823 --> 00:49:25,698
He wasn't there.
767
00:49:25,723 --> 00:49:28,347
And what was she singing?
What the hell was that?
768
00:49:28,448 --> 00:49:31,364
She could've made an effort and done some
Spice Girls or something, for Christ's sake!
769
00:49:31,489 --> 00:49:33,489
I told you you was wasting
your time on the little slit!
770
00:49:33,614 --> 00:49:37,031
She did the whole thing to
spite Mother. I know her.
771
00:49:37,156 --> 00:49:39,364
Oh... go on. Drop her off.
772
00:49:39,531 --> 00:49:41,906
Dump her home. Let's go eat.
773
00:49:46,698 --> 00:49:48,573
Now then.
774
00:49:48,698 --> 00:49:50,614
- Oh, Jesus.
- Guess what.
775
00:49:50,739 --> 00:49:52,864
- I've just seen your bird.
- Where?
776
00:49:52,989 --> 00:49:54,864
On stage, down at Boo's.
777
00:49:54,989 --> 00:49:58,031
What?
778
00:49:58,156 --> 00:50:00,031
Oh, no. Not Duane.
779
00:50:00,156 --> 00:50:02,073
I meant the other one.
780
00:50:02,198 --> 00:50:04,531
That lass.
781
00:50:15,698 --> 00:50:17,948
- Hello?
- LV?
782
00:50:18,073 --> 00:50:20,156
- Hello.
- Eh, listen.
783
00:50:20,239 --> 00:50:22,698
I, I heard about what you did tonight.
784
00:50:22,823 --> 00:50:26,281
- At Boo's club.
- They made me.
785
00:50:26,406 --> 00:50:28,239
- Who made you?
- Him and her.
786
00:50:28,364 --> 00:50:30,281
They go on till you do.
787
00:50:30,406 --> 00:50:32,698
They trying to make you do it again?
788
00:50:32,823 --> 00:50:36,114
Don't think she liked it.
Won't be doin' it no more.
789
00:50:37,989 --> 00:50:41,239
Oh, but, Ray, it were
crap awful, weren't it?
790
00:50:41,364 --> 00:50:44,489
Well, er, she's not what
you'd call a performer.
791
00:50:44,614 --> 00:50:47,073
I-I'll grant you that, no.
But I can take care of that.
792
00:50:47,239 --> 00:50:50,989
She just needs a, a big band or
something to boost her confidence...
793
00:50:51,073 --> 00:50:53,364
er, a big, flashy set.
794
00:50:53,448 --> 00:50:56,364
Bright lights, a bit of
glitz, snazzy frocks. All that.
795
00:50:57,573 --> 00:50:59,864
I love it when you talk swanky.
796
00:50:59,948 --> 00:51:01,614
Has, has Duane come home?
797
00:51:01,739 --> 00:51:04,823
No. No, no. Not yet.
798
00:51:04,906 --> 00:51:07,864
Happens sometimes, once they're out.
799
00:51:07,948 --> 00:51:10,489
Flyin' free.
800
00:51:10,573 --> 00:51:12,489
They like it.
801
00:51:13,781 --> 00:51:16,073
You should try it sometime, LV.
802
00:51:18,406 --> 00:51:21,739
Oh, I've got to go.
803
00:51:21,864 --> 00:51:24,573
- I've, I've got to go. Bye.
- LV?
804
00:51:30,239 --> 00:51:32,073
What was she like?
805
00:51:34,531 --> 00:51:39,281
Well, if it's a roller-coaster of
unbridled excitement you're after,
806
00:51:40,573 --> 00:51:42,989
I reckon you're better off up here.
807
00:51:50,573 --> 00:51:52,489
You're all right, love?
808
00:51:52,573 --> 00:51:54,489
It's only me.
809
00:51:59,239 --> 00:52:03,156
Been workin' on the
act... planning and that.
810
00:52:03,281 --> 00:52:06,448
Got Boo to let us have another
go. I've worked it all out.
811
00:52:06,573 --> 00:52:11,156
You'll love it... everything
tailored to your personality.
812
00:52:11,239 --> 00:52:15,031
All you've got to do is
step on from the side.
813
00:52:15,114 --> 00:52:18,531
What's up? Hey, angel.
814
00:52:18,614 --> 00:52:22,573
You're not gonna let a little hiccup
like tonight put you off, are you?
815
00:52:22,739 --> 00:52:24,864
That happens to the
best of 'em, you know.
816
00:52:25,031 --> 00:52:28,948
If you could ask her or her or her,
817
00:52:29,073 --> 00:52:30,989
they'd all tell you the same thing.
818
00:52:31,073 --> 00:52:33,781
They've all had nights like that,
you know. Isn't that right, Judy?
819
00:52:33,906 --> 00:52:36,781
"It sure is, Mr. Say." And
what about you, Marilyn?
820
00:52:36,906 --> 00:52:40,031
- "Too, too true, boo boo be doo."
- Don't!
821
00:52:40,156 --> 00:52:42,239
Seriously, LV. It'll never happen again.
822
00:52:42,364 --> 00:52:45,323
Not with this. It's foolproof.
823
00:52:45,406 --> 00:52:47,698
Believe me. Let's do it, eh?
824
00:52:52,364 --> 00:52:54,239
You won't even look at it?
825
00:52:56,239 --> 00:52:59,114
Well, never mind then, eh?
826
00:52:59,239 --> 00:53:01,698
Never mind. That's it, then, eh?
827
00:53:01,864 --> 00:53:04,781
No problem. Pas de problemo.
828
00:53:06,948 --> 00:53:08,864
Got it nice here, haven't you?
829
00:53:10,239 --> 00:53:13,114
Clean and tidy. That's nice.
830
00:53:13,239 --> 00:53:17,114
All your records all around ya.
831
00:53:17,239 --> 00:53:20,406
Your dad must have spent years
buildin' up a collection like this.
832
00:53:20,531 --> 00:53:23,114
- He did.
- Yeah.
833
00:53:23,239 --> 00:53:26,031
I'm not one for
collecting things meself.
834
00:53:26,156 --> 00:53:28,781
Only debts.
835
00:53:31,698 --> 00:53:33,864
I had an auntie once who was, though.
836
00:53:36,406 --> 00:53:38,781
You'll never guess what she collected.
837
00:53:40,364 --> 00:53:42,823
Go on.
838
00:53:45,031 --> 00:53:46,906
Bluebirds.
839
00:53:47,031 --> 00:53:50,031
Honest. Wild bluebirds.
840
00:53:50,156 --> 00:53:52,156
Flyin' all over her house.
841
00:53:52,239 --> 00:53:54,739
Marvelous with 'em she was and all.
842
00:53:54,864 --> 00:53:57,198
Even taught one of them to talk once.
843
00:53:57,323 --> 00:54:00,906
Timid little thing, it was.
No bigger... than your thumb.
844
00:54:01,031 --> 00:54:03,739
Too scared even to leave his cage.
845
00:54:03,906 --> 00:54:07,364
But what she did was so simple.
846
00:54:07,531 --> 00:54:11,614
All she did was keep
it shaded and safe...
847
00:54:11,739 --> 00:54:14,906
at all times,
848
00:54:15,031 --> 00:54:18,531
and then sing to it and stroke it...
849
00:54:18,656 --> 00:54:22,198
very, very soft every day.
850
00:54:22,323 --> 00:54:27,406
And after a while,
it gave her his heart.
851
00:54:27,531 --> 00:54:31,406
Later, when it grew strong,
852
00:54:31,531 --> 00:54:33,406
she set it free.
853
00:54:34,823 --> 00:54:37,323
But before it flew to its freedom,
854
00:54:38,573 --> 00:54:41,906
it stopped... on the window ledge.
855
00:54:42,031 --> 00:54:45,864
Then it turned to her...
856
00:54:45,989 --> 00:54:48,906
and, to her great surprise,
857
00:54:49,031 --> 00:54:50,823
sang.
858
00:54:52,073 --> 00:54:55,573
♪ There'll be bluebirds over ♪
859
00:54:55,698 --> 00:54:58,031
♪ The white cliffs of Dover ♪
860
00:54:58,156 --> 00:55:01,073
See? There she goes.
861
00:55:02,406 --> 00:55:04,948
True story, that.
862
00:55:08,906 --> 00:55:10,781
Which are your dad's favorites?
863
00:55:10,906 --> 00:55:12,781
Them three there.
864
00:55:12,906 --> 00:55:15,781
Oh, good. You know what we'll...
865
00:55:15,906 --> 00:55:19,531
- Oh, no. No.
- What?
866
00:55:19,656 --> 00:55:23,614
No. Well, I, I, I was just thinking we, we
could have included them, uh, in the, er,
867
00:55:23,739 --> 00:55:25,614
you know... the act.
868
00:55:26,864 --> 00:55:29,073
But we're not doin' it now.
869
00:55:30,531 --> 00:55:33,073
I bet your dad would
have liked that, eh?
870
00:55:33,198 --> 00:55:35,906
A tribute to his life's loves.
871
00:55:36,031 --> 00:55:37,906
One love, his songs,
872
00:55:38,031 --> 00:55:40,698
sung by his only other love...
873
00:55:40,823 --> 00:55:42,698
his daughter.
874
00:55:42,864 --> 00:55:46,114
Huh? That would have
really been something, eh?
875
00:55:48,031 --> 00:55:49,906
Yeah. A shame.
876
00:55:51,198 --> 00:55:53,948
'Cause the man and his music...
877
00:55:54,073 --> 00:55:56,281
they don't get much respect, do they?
878
00:55:57,573 --> 00:55:59,489
You know what I mean.
879
00:56:04,698 --> 00:56:08,156
- Ray.
- Hmm?
880
00:56:11,364 --> 00:56:13,573
Nothin'.
881
00:56:13,698 --> 00:56:15,989
Whoops. There she goes again...
882
00:56:16,114 --> 00:56:19,448
the bluebird under the
moon and over the stars.
883
00:56:25,156 --> 00:56:27,031
I'll do it.
884
00:56:27,156 --> 00:56:29,864
Do what?
885
00:56:29,989 --> 00:56:32,781
Oh, that. Oh, okay.
886
00:56:32,906 --> 00:56:36,364
- Just once.
- Yeah.
887
00:56:36,489 --> 00:56:38,531
Whatever, whatever.
888
00:56:40,364 --> 00:56:42,281
I'm pleased.
889
00:56:44,239 --> 00:56:46,406
I'll just pop down
and get me cigarillos.
890
00:56:48,906 --> 00:56:51,073
Won't be a tic.
891
00:57:00,906 --> 00:57:03,906
♪ Goldfinger ♪
892
00:57:04,031 --> 00:57:06,698
The overall effect I want,
Frank, is like Las Vegas.
893
00:57:06,781 --> 00:57:08,855
Plush up the bandstand,
big musical notes...
894
00:57:08,880 --> 00:57:09,847
♪ He's the man ♪
895
00:57:09,906 --> 00:57:13,489
♪ The man with the Midas touch ♪
896
00:57:13,573 --> 00:57:17,948
- Up here on the stage...
- ♪ A spider's touch ♪
897
00:57:20,073 --> 00:57:23,781
♪ Such a cold finger ♪
898
00:57:27,073 --> 00:57:32,364
♪ Beckons you to enter his web of sin ♪
899
00:57:34,406 --> 00:57:36,698
♪ But don't go in ♪
900
00:57:39,823 --> 00:57:44,364
♪ Golden words he will pour in your ear ♪
901
00:57:44,489 --> 00:57:48,781
♪ But his lies can't
disguise what you fear ♪
902
00:57:48,906 --> 00:57:51,489
- Hold on. Thank you, lo...
- ♪ For a golden girl ♪
903
00:57:51,573 --> 00:57:54,114
♪ Knows when he's kissed her ♪
904
00:57:54,239 --> 00:57:57,323
- ♪ It's the kiss of death ♪
- Come on!
905
00:57:57,448 --> 00:58:01,364
♪ From Mr. Goldfinger ♪
906
00:58:04,614 --> 00:58:06,531
♪ Pretty girl ♪
907
00:58:06,614 --> 00:58:09,989
♪ Beware of this heart of gold ♪
908
00:58:11,948 --> 00:58:14,823
♪ This heart is cold ♪
909
00:58:14,906 --> 00:58:17,448
Bloody hell. All right, all right.
910
00:58:17,531 --> 00:58:20,573
♪ Golden words he
will pour in your ear ♪
911
00:58:20,698 --> 00:58:25,031
♪ But his lies can't
disguise what you fear ♪
912
00:58:25,114 --> 00:58:27,874
This has come to a lot
more than I thought, Frank.
913
00:58:27,899 --> 00:58:29,305
♪ For a golden girl ♪
914
00:58:29,406 --> 00:58:32,073
♪ Knows when he's kissed her ♪
915
00:58:32,239 --> 00:58:34,489
- ♪ It's the kiss of death ♪
- There you go. - Thanks.
916
00:58:34,573 --> 00:58:36,614
- Right, Phil.
- Yes, Mr. Hoskins.
917
00:58:36,739 --> 00:58:39,031
♪ From Mr. Goldfinger ♪
918
00:58:41,364 --> 00:58:44,114
♪ Pretty girl ♪
919
00:58:44,239 --> 00:58:48,323
♪ Beware of this heart of gold ♪
920
00:58:48,406 --> 00:58:53,489
♪ This heart is cold ♪
921
00:58:53,573 --> 00:58:58,281
♪ He loves only gold ♪
922
00:58:58,364 --> 00:59:02,531
- ♪ Only gold ♪ -
923
00:59:02,698 --> 00:59:08,656
♪ He loves gold ♪♪
924
00:59:14,198 --> 00:59:17,864
Well, a man with a plan
or what, eh? My Ray.
925
00:59:17,948 --> 00:59:22,448
Worked it all out, he has.
Gonna take us all to Tarby-land.
926
00:59:22,531 --> 00:59:27,448
I had me doubts about her doin' again
at first, but, well, he won me over.
927
00:59:27,531 --> 00:59:32,073
Try as I do, I cannot
say no to that man.
928
00:59:32,198 --> 00:59:37,073
What a tongue he has on him, eh,
Sadie? Half raspberry, half razor.
929
00:59:37,239 --> 00:59:40,781
Oh, I don't know,
Sadie. Maybe this once...
930
00:59:40,906 --> 00:59:44,156
that fucker fate's
smilin' down on us, eh?
931
00:59:44,239 --> 00:59:48,698
Ohh. Liquor, lacquer. Liquor, lacquer.
932
00:59:48,781 --> 00:59:50,823
Ow! Bloody hell!
933
00:59:50,906 --> 00:59:53,864
Oh, my God! I've blinded me god.
934
00:59:53,989 --> 00:59:56,656
No, I'm all right. I'm
all right. All right.
935
00:59:56,739 --> 00:59:59,948
Here you are. I've got you something.
936
01:00:00,073 --> 01:00:03,864
- Ow.
- Oh, Raymondo!
937
01:00:05,156 --> 01:00:10,031
Lookie here, little sparkle-neck me.
938
01:00:10,198 --> 01:00:13,156
See, Sadie? It's a love token.
939
01:00:13,239 --> 01:00:15,323
That's right, isn't it, Ray?
940
01:00:15,448 --> 01:00:19,531
Someways I wish I could
lash it 'round me finger.
941
01:00:19,656 --> 01:00:23,656
You look stunning, Sadie. We gonna
have a dance down there later, eh?
942
01:00:26,239 --> 01:00:30,364
Go upstairs now, Sadie.
See if star turn's ready.
943
01:00:30,448 --> 01:00:35,198
I can't wait, Mari, can you? I'm buzzing.
Fit to burst. Big crowd, proper job.
944
01:00:35,323 --> 01:00:38,823
- I've even got a talent scout coming down.
- Oh, give us your lips, you,
945
01:00:38,906 --> 01:00:41,406
and double me palpitations.
946
01:00:45,864 --> 01:00:49,698
- Fuck me.
- Not now, Ray, we got a show to do. Ha ha!
947
01:00:57,781 --> 01:01:00,698
Right. Are we set, then, or what?
948
01:01:00,823 --> 01:01:03,198
Let me open that front door...
949
01:01:03,323 --> 01:01:07,198
the door that leads to success.
950
01:01:07,281 --> 01:01:10,781
Welcome, welcome, welcome.
Yea, thrice welcome to Mr. Boo's.
951
01:01:10,906 --> 01:01:13,031
- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
952
01:01:13,156 --> 01:01:15,031
- Boo.
- Boo who?
953
01:01:15,156 --> 01:01:17,198
Don't be so fucking pathetic.
954
01:01:17,364 --> 01:01:19,823
How are you all doing? All right?
955
01:01:19,906 --> 01:01:22,864
Come on! You can do better than that.
How are you all doing? All right?
956
01:01:23,031 --> 01:01:26,156
That's more like it.
957
01:01:26,239 --> 01:01:29,323
Because we've pulled out all the stops
for your Friday night frolickings!
958
01:01:29,448 --> 01:01:32,864
We haven't had a band in
here this big since VE Day.
959
01:01:32,948 --> 01:01:36,156
In fact, now that I look at 'em,
it's the same band.
960
01:01:36,239 --> 01:01:39,698
It's all right. They know me.
We're in for a grand night tonight!
961
01:01:39,823 --> 01:01:44,239
So smack one hand against t'other, if
you will, for the turn of turns return!
962
01:01:44,364 --> 01:01:48,823
The voice of a thousand stars. The girl
with the greats queuing up in her gullet!
963
01:01:48,989 --> 01:01:53,198
A-the one, a-the only Little
Voice, ladies and gentlemen!
964
01:01:53,323 --> 01:01:55,573
Li-i-i-i...
965
01:01:55,698 --> 01:01:57,573
ttl-l-l-le...
966
01:01:57,698 --> 01:02:00,531
Voi-oi-oi-oice!
967
01:02:49,114 --> 01:02:52,531
♪ The
minute you walked in the joint ♪
968
01:02:52,614 --> 01:02:56,073
♪ I could see you were
a man of distinction ♪
969
01:02:56,239 --> 01:02:58,739
♪ A real big spender ♪
970
01:02:58,906 --> 01:03:01,989
♪ Good looking So refined ♪
971
01:03:02,156 --> 01:03:05,031
♪ Say, wouldn't you like to
know what's going on in my mind ♪
972
01:03:05,156 --> 01:03:08,198
♪ So let me get right to the point ♪
973
01:03:08,323 --> 01:03:12,364
♪ I don't pop my cork
for every man I see ♪
974
01:03:14,114 --> 01:03:17,323
♪ Hey, big spender ♪
975
01:03:17,406 --> 01:03:19,781
♪ Hey, big spender ♪
976
01:03:21,656 --> 01:03:24,864
♪ Hey, big spender ♪
977
01:03:24,989 --> 01:03:27,823
♪ Spend ♪
978
01:03:27,906 --> 01:03:30,531
♪ A little time with ♪
979
01:03:30,698 --> 01:03:35,031
♪ Me ♪♪
980
01:03:35,114 --> 01:03:36,906
Yes!
981
01:03:56,948 --> 01:03:59,531
- ♪ I want
to be loved by you ♪ -
982
01:03:59,656 --> 01:04:04,198
♪ Just you and nobody else but you ♪
983
01:04:04,364 --> 01:04:08,781
♪ I want to be loved by you alone ♪
984
01:04:08,864 --> 01:04:10,781
♪ Boo boo be doo ♪
985
01:04:10,864 --> 01:04:14,364
♪ I want to be kissed by you ♪
986
01:04:14,489 --> 01:04:18,948
♪ Just you and nobody else but you ♪
987
01:04:19,073 --> 01:04:23,489
♪ I want to be kissed by you alone ♪
988
01:04:24,573 --> 01:04:28,114
♪ I couldn't aspire ♪
989
01:04:28,239 --> 01:04:31,864
♪ To anything higher ♪
990
01:04:31,989 --> 01:04:34,989
♪ Than to fill the desire ♪
991
01:04:35,073 --> 01:04:37,073
♪ To make you my own ♪
992
01:04:37,198 --> 01:04:39,656
♪ Pa dum, pa dum Pa doo be dum ♪
993
01:04:39,823 --> 01:04:41,698
♪ Poo ♪♪
994
01:04:41,823 --> 01:04:45,698
♪ Men cluster to me ♪
995
01:04:45,823 --> 01:04:50,323
♪ Like moths around a flame ♪
996
01:04:50,406 --> 01:04:53,864
♪ And if their wings burn ♪
997
01:04:53,948 --> 01:04:58,698
♪ I know I'm not to blame ♪
998
01:04:59,989 --> 01:05:03,698
♪ Falling in love again ♪
999
01:05:03,781 --> 01:05:07,698
♪ Never wanted to ♪
1000
01:05:08,781 --> 01:05:13,031
♪ What am I to do ♪
1001
01:05:13,156 --> 01:05:15,906
♪ I can't help it ♪♪
1002
01:05:16,031 --> 01:05:20,281
♪ Sing
as we go and let the world go by ♪
1003
01:05:20,364 --> 01:05:24,489
♪ Singin' a song we'll
march along the highway ♪
1004
01:05:24,573 --> 01:05:27,823
♪ Say good-bye to sorrow ♪
1005
01:05:27,906 --> 01:05:31,489
♪ There's always tomorrow
to think of today ♪
1006
01:05:31,573 --> 01:05:36,156
♪ Sing as we go although
the skies are gray ♪
1007
01:05:36,239 --> 01:05:40,114
♪ Beggar or king you've
got to sing a gay tune ♪
1008
01:05:40,239 --> 01:05:43,364
♪ A song and a smile
making life worthwhile ♪
1009
01:05:43,531 --> 01:05:48,156
♪ So sing As we go ♪
1010
01:05:48,281 --> 01:05:54,198
♪ Along ♪♪
1011
01:06:04,614 --> 01:06:07,531
♪ Forget
your troubles Come on, get happy ♪
1012
01:06:07,614 --> 01:06:10,406
♪ You better chase all your cares away ♪
1013
01:06:10,531 --> 01:06:13,198
♪ Shout hallelujah Come on, get happy ♪
1014
01:06:13,281 --> 01:06:15,823
♪ Get ready for the judgment day ♪
1015
01:06:15,989 --> 01:06:18,489
♪ The sun is shinin'
Come on, get happy ♪
1016
01:06:18,656 --> 01:06:21,614
♪ The Lord is waiting
to take your hand ♪
1017
01:06:21,739 --> 01:06:24,531
♪ Shout hallelujah Come on, get happy ♪
1018
01:06:24,656 --> 01:06:27,156
♪ We're goin' to the promised land ♪
1019
01:06:27,239 --> 01:06:30,281
♪ We're headin' 'cross the river ♪
1020
01:06:30,364 --> 01:06:33,198
♪ Wash your sins away in the tide ♪
1021
01:06:33,323 --> 01:06:36,114
♪ It's oh, so peaceful ♪
1022
01:06:36,239 --> 01:06:38,698
♪ On the other side ♪
1023
01:06:38,823 --> 01:06:41,448
♪ Forget your troubles
Come on, get happy ♪
1024
01:06:41,531 --> 01:06:44,448
♪ You better chase all your cares away ♪
1025
01:06:44,531 --> 01:06:47,323
♪ Shout hallelujah Come on, get happy ♪
1026
01:06:47,406 --> 01:06:49,656
♪ Get ready for the judgment day ♪
1027
01:06:49,781 --> 01:06:53,698
♪ Forget your troubles
Come on, get happy ♪
1028
01:06:53,781 --> 01:06:56,656
♪ Chase your cares away ♪
1029
01:06:56,739 --> 01:07:01,323
♪ Hallelu... get happy
Before the judgment day ♪
1030
01:07:01,406 --> 01:07:04,698
♪ The sun is shinin'
Come on, get happy ♪
1031
01:07:04,781 --> 01:07:06,864
Who's on the phone?
1032
01:07:06,989 --> 01:07:09,364
- It's Bunny Morris.
- Bunny Morris?
1033
01:07:09,448 --> 01:07:10,479
That's right.
1034
01:07:10,504 --> 01:07:13,597
♪ We're gonna be goin'
to the promised land ♪
1035
01:07:13,698 --> 01:07:15,906
♪ We're
headin' 'cross the river ♪
1036
01:07:16,031 --> 01:07:18,489
♪ Wash your sins away in the tide ♪
1037
01:07:18,573 --> 01:07:21,448
♪ It's quiet and peaceful ♪
1038
01:07:21,531 --> 01:07:24,114
♪ On the other side ♪
1039
01:07:24,239 --> 01:07:27,031
♪ Forget your troubles Get happy ♪
1040
01:07:27,156 --> 01:07:30,489
♪ Your cares fly away ♪
1041
01:07:30,573 --> 01:07:32,781
♪ Shout hallelujah Get happy ♪
1042
01:07:32,864 --> 01:07:37,281
♪ Get ready for your judgment day ♪
1043
01:07:37,364 --> 01:07:41,114
♪ Come on, get happy
Chase your cares away ♪
1044
01:07:41,239 --> 01:07:44,198
♪ Shout hallelujah Come on, get happy ♪
1045
01:07:44,323 --> 01:07:46,948
♪ Get ready for the judgment day ♪
1046
01:07:47,031 --> 01:07:49,489
♪ Sun is shinin' Come on, get happy ♪
1047
01:07:49,573 --> 01:07:52,156
♪ Lord is waitin' to take your hand ♪
1048
01:07:52,239 --> 01:07:55,989
♪ Hallelujah Come on, get happy ♪
1049
01:07:56,114 --> 01:07:58,656
♪ We're goin' to the promised land ♪
1050
01:07:58,781 --> 01:08:00,989
♪ Headin' for the river ♪
1051
01:08:01,114 --> 01:08:03,739
♪ Throw your sins away in the tide ♪
1052
01:08:03,864 --> 01:08:06,656
♪ It's oh, so peaceful ♪
1053
01:08:06,739 --> 01:08:09,906
♪ On the other side ♪
1054
01:08:10,031 --> 01:08:12,864
♪ Shout hallelujah Come on, get happy ♪
1055
01:08:12,948 --> 01:08:15,406
♪ You gotta chase all your cares away ♪
1056
01:08:15,531 --> 01:08:17,948
♪ Shout hallelujah Come on, get happy ♪
1057
01:08:18,031 --> 01:08:21,156
♪ Get ready ♪
1058
01:08:21,239 --> 01:08:23,948
♪ Get ready ♪
1059
01:08:24,031 --> 01:08:26,781
♪ Get ready ♪
1060
01:08:26,864 --> 01:08:31,948
♪ For the judgment day ♪♪
1061
01:08:41,989 --> 01:08:44,031
That's my fuckin' daughter!
1062
01:09:09,073 --> 01:09:11,864
Well, a star is bloody born or what, eh?
1063
01:09:11,989 --> 01:09:15,448
Guess who I just spoke
to... only Bunny Morris.
1064
01:09:15,531 --> 01:09:18,406
- Never!
- Who's Bunny Morris?
1065
01:09:18,531 --> 01:09:20,781
The fixer. Bunny "Mr. Starmaker" Morris.
1066
01:09:20,864 --> 01:09:23,448
Any new star you name,
love, he got 'em started.
1067
01:09:23,531 --> 01:09:26,239
He puts 'em in all the big
clubs and all the TV shows.
1068
01:09:26,364 --> 01:09:31,364
If he rates 'em, that's it. Nobody says
no to Bunny Morris, and neither did I.
1069
01:09:31,489 --> 01:09:33,489
He's only comin' here
tomorrow night to see her.
1070
01:09:33,514 --> 01:09:34,180
No!
1071
01:09:34,239 --> 01:09:37,906
Yeah, he is. He's comin' here, honest.
I gotta pick him up at the Grand at 7:00.
1072
01:09:38,031 --> 01:09:40,219
Tomorrow? We're on
tomorrow night and all?
1073
01:09:40,244 --> 01:09:40,972
Yeah.
1074
01:09:41,031 --> 01:09:43,448
Aye, aye. I've had to cancel
Silverados and Gringo Hodges.
1075
01:09:43,531 --> 01:09:45,292
Had to. They were going
mad in here tonight.
1076
01:09:45,317 --> 01:09:46,138
"Once," we said.
1077
01:09:46,198 --> 01:09:48,239
When Bunny sees her, he'll do the same.
1078
01:09:48,364 --> 01:09:52,448
We'll never be off the telly. MFI
Friday, Letterman... he'll fix 'em all.
1079
01:09:52,531 --> 01:09:55,573
"Just once," we said.
1080
01:09:55,698 --> 01:09:58,114
Today this crap-house,
tomorrow the bloody world.
1081
01:09:58,198 --> 01:10:02,073
Route bloody One...
London, Leeds, Las Vegas.
1082
01:10:02,198 --> 01:10:06,031
- Yee-haa!
- Just remember where you got your start...
1083
01:10:06,114 --> 01:10:08,364
my crap-house, and
you know what they say,
1084
01:10:08,448 --> 01:10:11,608
"Shouldn't shit on folk on way up, 'cause
you're bound to meet 'em on way down."
1085
01:10:11,698 --> 01:10:16,281
Yeah, but we're not comin' down, Boo. Up to
the sky we're goin'. Up to the bloody sky.
1086
01:10:16,406 --> 01:10:20,323
Here's to the rise of
rise of Little Voice.
1087
01:10:26,156 --> 01:10:30,156
God! The little bird's bleated
and died with all the shock.
1088
01:10:30,239 --> 01:10:34,114
It's all right, Mari. She's just
tired. Bright lights and all that.
1089
01:10:34,198 --> 01:10:38,198
Blessed are the meek for they shall
inherit the Earth. But when, eh? When?
1090
01:10:38,323 --> 01:10:42,114
- Don't push her too hard.
- She needs pushing. That's the point.
1091
01:10:42,239 --> 01:10:44,781
I've seen a lot of big
talent wasted in my time.
1092
01:10:44,906 --> 01:10:47,323
Don't come the fucking
impresario with me.
1093
01:10:47,406 --> 01:10:50,864
You run a club that no one in
their right mind wants to go to.
1094
01:10:50,948 --> 01:10:53,656
You tell jokes that no one in
their right mind wants to laugh at.
1095
01:10:53,739 --> 01:10:54,937
You're a nothing, Boo.
1096
01:10:54,962 --> 01:10:58,555
It's me with the contacts now, me
with the friends in the high places.
1097
01:10:58,656 --> 01:11:01,989
Remember that. It's Ray
who's the big shot.
1098
01:11:03,739 --> 01:11:07,698
- Do you not want a ride home?
- Yeah.
1099
01:11:07,781 --> 01:11:10,989
I may not have friends
in high places, Ray,
1100
01:11:11,073 --> 01:11:14,656
but I've got 'em in the
fuckin' used car business.
1101
01:11:29,114 --> 01:11:31,031
LV!
1102
01:11:32,114 --> 01:11:34,656
I know you're there, LV.
1103
01:11:34,739 --> 01:11:39,531
You did it again, didn't you?
And again, tonight, it says.
1104
01:11:39,614 --> 01:11:41,781
LV!
1105
01:11:41,864 --> 01:11:44,114
LV, I'm worried. Are you all right?
1106
01:11:46,073 --> 01:11:49,406
Look, just don't let them do it to ya.
1107
01:11:49,531 --> 01:11:53,281
LV, I know you're there. I just want...
1108
01:11:55,281 --> 01:11:57,323
Duane?
1109
01:11:57,489 --> 01:12:00,323
Hey, fuck off, Romeo!
1110
01:12:00,406 --> 01:12:05,864
You want to see her? Then sod off
down club and pay like everyone else.
1111
01:12:10,031 --> 01:12:12,781
Do without that sort of
crap just before show, eh?
1112
01:12:12,864 --> 01:12:15,864
When you need to be
concentrating your mind.
1113
01:12:15,948 --> 01:12:18,198
Come on, love. Enough of this.
1114
01:12:18,323 --> 01:12:21,906
You've not opened your beak
all day to eat or to squeak.
1115
01:12:22,031 --> 01:12:24,989
And even you squeak from
time to time, don't ya?
1116
01:12:27,031 --> 01:12:30,823
Come on, love. Squeak to me, eh?
1117
01:12:49,739 --> 01:12:51,781
Duane.
1118
01:12:54,864 --> 01:12:57,698
Steady, steady. Steady.
1119
01:13:04,864 --> 01:13:07,989
A long time since I've been dragged
down the Northern clubs, Say.
1120
01:13:08,073 --> 01:13:12,489
- Better be good.
- Oh, yeah. Great, eh?
1121
01:13:12,573 --> 01:13:14,364
Come in.
1122
01:13:17,073 --> 01:13:20,614
Now, then, I'd thought you'd be showin'
up here sooner or later. You goin' in?
1123
01:13:20,698 --> 01:13:23,906
Eh, don't know. Hello.
You must be George's wife.
1124
01:13:24,031 --> 01:13:27,323
Wife? You bastard!
1125
01:13:29,448 --> 01:13:31,739
Sorry, George. Sorry.
1126
01:13:31,864 --> 01:13:36,406
For one not known for his over-usage of
words, you don't half pick 'em, do ya?
1127
01:13:38,198 --> 01:13:41,614
- Spare ticket now if you want one.
- Sorry.
1128
01:13:43,364 --> 01:13:45,614
No, she's not moved, Sadie, love.
1129
01:13:45,698 --> 01:13:48,614
But she's going to have to in a minute,
otherwise she'll be going on like she is.
1130
01:13:48,698 --> 01:13:52,489
I bet that Judy Garland never went
on stage in her bloody pajamas,
1131
01:13:52,573 --> 01:13:55,114
so I don't know why she wants to.
1132
01:13:55,198 --> 01:14:00,948
Oh, Come on, LV, love, whatever it is
that's buggin' ya, just let it stop, eh?
1133
01:14:01,031 --> 01:14:05,948
Just for a few hours, 'cause, look,
we're cutting things a bit fine now.
1134
01:14:06,031 --> 01:14:11,156
Ray'll be here in a minute and your mum's getting
just a little bit fucking irate, all right?
1135
01:14:11,239 --> 01:14:16,948
Ladies and gentlemen, will you welcome,
please, on this night of all nights...
1136
01:14:17,031 --> 01:14:20,114
the compare of all compares;
1137
01:14:20,198 --> 01:14:22,906
the world's finest emcee;
1138
01:14:23,031 --> 01:14:26,906
the funniest man ever to
have been on television;
1139
01:14:27,031 --> 01:14:30,739
the man the Northern Echo
called "quite amusing";
1140
01:14:30,864 --> 01:14:33,823
the chuckle bag himself:
1141
01:14:33,906 --> 01:14:37,239
Your very ow-w-w-wn...
1142
01:14:37,364 --> 01:14:40,281
Mi-i-i-ister Boo!
1143
01:14:46,864 --> 01:14:49,698
Welcome to Mr. Boo's. I'm Mr. Boo.
1144
01:14:49,781 --> 01:14:52,698
Don't shout my name too loud.
I'll think you don't like me.
1145
01:14:52,781 --> 01:14:56,989
How y'all doin'? All right?
1146
01:14:57,073 --> 01:15:00,823
Come on. You can do better than
that. How y'all doin'? All right?
1147
01:15:00,906 --> 01:15:05,073
That's more like it. Have we got
some entertainment tonight.
1148
01:15:05,198 --> 01:15:06,021
I don't know.
1149
01:15:06,046 --> 01:15:08,513
Have we got some entertainment for
'em tonight? Of course we have.
1150
01:15:08,573 --> 01:15:11,281
And we all know what that
entertainment is, don't we?
1151
01:15:11,406 --> 01:15:14,489
Tonight, for the second
consecutive night in a row,
1152
01:15:14,656 --> 01:15:17,698
sees the return of young Little Voice.
1153
01:15:17,823 --> 01:15:21,114
Thank you.
1154
01:15:21,198 --> 01:15:23,114
Thank you. Thank you.
1155
01:15:25,156 --> 01:15:27,739
But that's all in the future.
That's to look forward to.
1156
01:15:27,864 --> 01:15:31,739
Ray's going to kill me.
He's going to throttle me.
1157
01:15:31,864 --> 01:15:34,099
Then what'd you be like,
eh, with me murdered?
1158
01:15:34,124 --> 01:15:35,930
Oh, be up and about,
then, I suppose.
1159
01:15:36,031 --> 01:15:40,239
Happy as a lark. Oh, there be no
bloody croonin' for your dead mum.
1160
01:15:40,364 --> 01:15:42,739
Oh, no. Oh, no.
1161
01:15:42,864 --> 01:15:47,073
Oh, no! He's here!
He's here! Jesus! Jesus!
1162
01:15:47,198 --> 01:15:51,448
Oh, come on! LV, love, please.
1163
01:15:51,531 --> 01:15:53,906
Eh, do it for your mum, eh?
1164
01:15:54,031 --> 01:15:56,823
Oh, do somethin' for
me, for Christ's sake,
1165
01:15:56,906 --> 01:16:00,323
instead of that lousy,
dopey drip of a dead dad!
1166
01:16:00,406 --> 01:16:02,323
Fuck!
1167
01:16:10,198 --> 01:16:12,781
Darling.
1168
01:16:12,864 --> 01:16:15,864
All right, Mari? Okay?
1169
01:16:15,948 --> 01:16:18,239
Bloody hell. This is it, eh?
1170
01:16:18,364 --> 01:16:20,406
Where's she then?
1171
01:16:20,531 --> 01:16:23,906
LV, management is here.
1172
01:16:24,031 --> 01:16:26,989
Ray, love, there's, um...
1173
01:16:27,073 --> 01:16:28,989
a bit of a...
1174
01:16:29,073 --> 01:16:31,489
It's LV. She's dead
tired. She's really...
1175
01:16:31,573 --> 01:16:35,239
Aren't we all, love. She'll be
all right once she gets on there.
1176
01:16:35,364 --> 01:16:38,489
And now, ladies and gentlemen,
it's time for our first act...
1177
01:16:38,573 --> 01:16:43,281
five lads from Grimsby who have
a history of touching assholes.
1178
01:16:43,364 --> 01:16:48,239
I said "our souls," madam.
The biggest thing in rock,
1179
01:16:48,364 --> 01:16:50,406
Take Fat!
1180
01:16:50,531 --> 01:16:54,323
♪ We'll be singing when we're winning ♪
1181
01:16:54,406 --> 01:16:56,323
♪ We'll be singing ♪
1182
01:16:57,906 --> 01:16:59,864
♪ I get knocked down
but I get up again ♪
1183
01:16:59,948 --> 01:17:02,114
♪ 'Cause you're never
gonna keep me down ♪
1184
01:17:02,198 --> 01:17:04,614
♪ I get knocked down
but I get up again ♪
1185
01:17:04,698 --> 01:17:06,906
♪ 'Cause you're never
gonna keep me down ♪
1186
01:17:07,031 --> 01:17:09,281
♪ I get knocked down
but I get up again ♪♪
1187
01:17:09,364 --> 01:17:12,281
- Could she not have this night off?
- This night off?
1188
01:17:12,364 --> 01:17:16,281
What are you on about? Bunny Morris
is there. He's there now, waiting.
1189
01:17:16,364 --> 01:17:20,198
This night off? This night?
This is the night, love!
1190
01:17:20,323 --> 01:17:24,031
Fuck! Fuckin' house!
1191
01:17:24,198 --> 01:17:26,364
- But, Ray...
- Ray, Ray, Ray, what?
1192
01:17:26,531 --> 01:17:30,406
Did you get her dress from
the dry cleaners okay? Yeah?
1193
01:17:32,906 --> 01:17:35,823
Sadie, love, you pick up the dress?
1194
01:17:35,906 --> 01:17:39,906
- Oh, no. You forgot it.
- I've been so busied with her, Ray.
1195
01:17:40,031 --> 01:17:43,281
- Jesus Christ.
- Hey! Watch me furniture, you!
1196
01:17:43,364 --> 01:17:46,281
- Furniture?
- Now, then, a novelty act...
1197
01:17:46,364 --> 01:17:48,781
noveler than any I know.
1198
01:17:48,864 --> 01:17:52,198
So please give a big Mr. Boo welcome...
1199
01:17:52,323 --> 01:17:57,073
to Brenda Bailey and
her farmyard frolics.
1200
01:18:03,031 --> 01:18:06,489
Two things... that's all you had to
do... get the dress and have her ready.
1201
01:18:06,573 --> 01:18:09,323
Oh, I know. I'm sorry, darling.
1202
01:18:09,406 --> 01:18:12,249
But don't be crossy with
your darling puss-puss.
1203
01:18:12,274 --> 01:18:14,013
Never mind all that crap.
1204
01:18:14,073 --> 01:18:16,198
Good boy. Jump!
1205
01:18:18,323 --> 01:18:21,073
Where's LV? Have you seen Ray Say or LV?
1206
01:18:21,198 --> 01:18:22,125
No.
1207
01:18:22,150 --> 01:18:24,930
Christ. Trigger, you
better string it out a bit.
1208
01:18:25,031 --> 01:18:27,739
- Do an extra five minutes.
- I'll do it blindfolded.
1209
01:18:27,864 --> 01:18:30,614
- Yeah.
- Oh, no.
1210
01:18:30,739 --> 01:18:33,114
Sadie, give that a
once-over with iron, eh?
1211
01:18:33,139 --> 01:18:33,930
Okay.
1212
01:18:34,031 --> 01:18:36,823
What? She's not even dressed?
We can't have this, Mari.
1213
01:18:36,906 --> 01:18:40,239
I'm gonna have to get someone
else to look after her.
1214
01:18:40,364 --> 01:18:42,739
Ray, no. What are you sayin'?
1215
01:18:54,031 --> 01:18:57,739
Eh, you're too quiet to be
me friend, you. Fuck off!
1216
01:19:02,698 --> 01:19:07,906
Eh, I'm doin' it now,
Ray, love. Yes, I am.
1217
01:19:08,031 --> 01:19:12,448
So a big welcome, please,
to Wild Trigger Smith...
1218
01:19:12,531 --> 01:19:14,614
and the lovely Elaine!
1219
01:19:14,698 --> 01:19:18,656
♪ Rollin', rollin', rollin'
Rollin', rollin', rollin' ♪
1220
01:19:18,781 --> 01:19:25,364
♪ Rollin', rollin', rollin' Rawhide ♪
1221
01:19:25,489 --> 01:19:27,739
- Leave it! Aah!
- - Oh!
1222
01:19:27,864 --> 01:19:29,739
- Fuckin' house!
- Ray!
1223
01:19:29,864 --> 01:19:32,281
- Aah! What? What?
- Kiss me, Ray.
1224
01:19:32,364 --> 01:19:34,864
- Oh, give over. We haven't got the time.
- Eh, lover...
1225
01:19:34,989 --> 01:19:39,239
Stop clinging, will ya? You're all over
me all the time, like the bloody pox.
1226
01:19:39,364 --> 01:19:44,448
Don't spoil it, Raymondo.
We go so well together.
1227
01:19:44,531 --> 01:19:49,906
We go nowhere. For a start,
you're past it. You're body's gone.
1228
01:19:50,031 --> 01:19:54,114
When your clothes go, I can't keep
track of it. It's all over the place.
1229
01:19:54,198 --> 01:19:59,323
There's no way that you're coming with
me and her to better things. No way, love.
1230
01:19:59,406 --> 01:20:01,989
LV! You got ten fucking seconds!
1231
01:20:02,073 --> 01:20:05,906
I'm tired of getting the
fuzzy end of the lollipop.
1232
01:20:13,031 --> 01:20:15,614
All you're doin' is gettin' in the way.
1233
01:20:17,531 --> 01:20:20,906
You were in the way the
first night I heard her,
1234
01:20:21,031 --> 01:20:23,281
and you're still in the way now.
1235
01:20:23,364 --> 01:20:26,823
Christ. Do you think I
don't have birds I go to?
1236
01:20:28,614 --> 01:20:31,656
Don't you think it's like puttin'
me face in flowers after you?
1237
01:20:34,948 --> 01:20:37,114
You've had it, Mari.
1238
01:20:37,198 --> 01:20:40,114
For God's sake, wise up, woman, eh?
1239
01:20:41,364 --> 01:20:44,656
Eh? And fuck off.
1240
01:20:47,281 --> 01:20:50,698
♪ Keep them doggies rollin' Rawhide ♪
1241
01:20:50,823 --> 01:20:55,656
Elaine, are you still there?
1242
01:20:55,739 --> 01:20:57,669
Get 'em off, Boo! You go on.
It's not right.
1243
01:20:57,694 --> 01:20:58,722
They're doin' fine.
1244
01:21:00,781 --> 01:21:03,489
Curtains!
1245
01:21:03,573 --> 01:21:06,489
- Ta. Thank you. Ta. A big hand, ladies
and gentlemen, -
1246
01:21:06,573 --> 01:21:08,864
For Wild Trigger Smith...
1247
01:21:08,989 --> 01:21:13,031
and the lovely, lucky Elaine!
1248
01:21:15,364 --> 01:21:19,781
- ♪ Hah, hah ♪ - Sadie!
1249
01:21:22,531 --> 01:21:25,781
What're you doin'? Here, get this on.
1250
01:21:25,864 --> 01:21:30,323
Come on. I've had enough of you lot
tonight. Dress on now. Move it, will ya?
1251
01:21:30,448 --> 01:21:32,948
Hello, number one.
1252
01:21:33,031 --> 01:21:36,323
- What's your name, where'd you come from?
- What?
1253
01:21:36,406 --> 01:21:40,823
Hello,
everybody. This is Mrs... Norman... Maine.
1254
01:21:40,906 --> 01:21:43,323
Stop messin' about. We're late.
1255
01:21:43,406 --> 01:21:46,614
- So hurry before they shut the gate.
- Save it for the punters.
1256
01:21:46,698 --> 01:21:48,823
♪ Click, clack, click,
clack Click, clack, click ♪
1257
01:21:48,989 --> 01:21:51,489
- ♪ There's music in the clatter of
the clogs ♪♪ - I'm warnin' you, LV.
1258
01:21:51,614 --> 01:21:53,948
I know... I'll
sing 'em all and we'll stay all night.
1259
01:21:54,031 --> 01:21:57,864
See what I mean? Not very bright.
1260
01:21:57,948 --> 01:22:00,364
But the villain only laughed!
1261
01:22:00,448 --> 01:22:02,864
- LV, come on.
- Run, Toto, run!
1262
01:22:02,948 --> 01:22:06,989
- Stop it.
- ♪ When you smile, smile, smile ♪
1263
01:22:07,073 --> 01:22:10,156
- We're on our way together.
- ♪ Happy together ♪
1264
01:22:10,239 --> 01:22:12,323
♪ Unhappy together ♪♪
1265
01:22:12,448 --> 01:22:14,698
- LV, why?
- ♪ Because Because, because, because ♪
1266
01:22:14,781 --> 01:22:16,948
♪ Because, because of the
wonderful things he does ♪♪
1267
01:22:17,031 --> 01:22:19,948
- I warned you...
- Shame on you!
1268
01:22:23,031 --> 01:22:26,739
Never
mind your teeth! Leave 'em out!
1269
01:22:29,739 --> 01:22:31,948
Fuckin' house!
1270
01:22:43,781 --> 01:22:47,156
Lions
and tigers and bears. Oh, my!
1271
01:22:47,239 --> 01:22:50,156
Lions and tigers and bears! Oh, my!
1272
01:22:51,739 --> 01:22:54,448
I'm frightened, Auntie
Em! I'm frightened!
1273
01:22:54,531 --> 01:22:56,948
Now we're cookin', aren't we?
You hear about this chicken?
1274
01:22:57,073 --> 01:23:00,239
He went into a library in Essex...
1275
01:23:00,364 --> 01:23:05,823
No, uh... No, that weren't
a chicken, was it? Uh...
1276
01:23:05,906 --> 01:23:10,323
- Uh... Oh, it's gone.
- Boo! Bollocks! Boo!
1277
01:23:10,406 --> 01:23:13,364
♪ Look
what you started This conflagration ♪
1278
01:23:13,448 --> 01:23:15,364
♪ Baby, that's what ♪
1279
01:23:15,489 --> 01:23:20,948
♪ Don't let the flames
go out Some like it hot ♪♪
1280
01:23:21,031 --> 01:23:24,156
She's a redhead, my wife. No hair,
just a read head.
1281
01:23:24,239 --> 01:23:27,448
I love her terribly, I do.
That's what she says, anyway.
1282
01:23:27,531 --> 01:23:31,781
Listen, calm down, calm down.
She'll be along in a sec.
1283
01:23:31,906 --> 01:23:36,114
What did I tell ya? I said if you
didn't laugh at my jokes, I'd sing.
1284
01:23:36,198 --> 01:23:40,281
That's what I said. Well, Boo's
a man of his word, I'm afraid.
1285
01:23:40,364 --> 01:23:44,948
Will you bear with me? Uh, anyway,
as they say in the business,
1286
01:23:45,031 --> 01:23:48,281
this, ladies and gentlemen, is me.
1287
01:23:48,864 --> 01:23:53,489
♪ Your baby
doesn't love you any more ♪
1288
01:23:53,573 --> 01:23:56,156
♪ Two, three, four ♪♪ Ray!
1289
01:23:59,364 --> 01:24:02,281
I had something... ladies and gentlemen.
1290
01:24:02,406 --> 01:24:05,114
I had something really special.
1291
01:24:05,239 --> 01:24:08,823
This is
my room... and you're all here...
1292
01:24:08,948 --> 01:24:12,531
and I'm not gonna leave
here ever, ever again,
1293
01:24:12,656 --> 01:24:15,573
because I love you all.
1294
01:24:15,698 --> 01:24:19,073
♪ Golden days before they end ♪ End?
1295
01:24:19,198 --> 01:24:23,239
They never bloody started. Bunny
Morris. Bunny "Starmaker" Morris.
1296
01:24:23,364 --> 01:24:26,823
Fuck off, ya jumped-up little prat.
1297
01:24:26,906 --> 01:24:31,948
♪ Your
baby won't be near you ♪
1298
01:24:32,031 --> 01:24:36,156
♪ Anymore ♪ Just as well, 'cause they
always fuck it up for ya, don't they?
1299
01:24:37,614 --> 01:24:40,573
♪ Tender nights before they fly ♪
1300
01:24:40,698 --> 01:24:42,614
Well, mine has.
1301
01:24:42,698 --> 01:24:46,031
♪ Send falling stars that seem to cry ♪
1302
01:24:46,114 --> 01:24:49,031
That's because they
can't fucking hack it.
1303
01:24:49,114 --> 01:24:52,448
Ladies and gentlemen,
1304
01:24:52,531 --> 01:24:55,948
- I had a dream.
- There's no place like home.
1305
01:24:56,031 --> 01:24:58,875
There's no place like home.
There's no place like home.
1306
01:24:58,900 --> 01:24:59,847
♪ It's over ♪
1307
01:24:59,906 --> 01:25:02,489
- When I think of what might've been, eh?
- There's no place like home.
1308
01:25:02,573 --> 01:25:07,531
♪ It breaks your heart in two ♪
1309
01:25:07,614 --> 01:25:10,156
Finished, fucking finished me.
1310
01:25:10,281 --> 01:25:14,156
♪ To know that she's untrue ♪
1311
01:25:14,239 --> 01:25:17,948
♪ But, oh what will you do ♪
1312
01:25:18,031 --> 01:25:20,489
What will I do, eh?
1313
01:25:21,698 --> 01:25:24,406
What the fuck am I gonna do?
1314
01:25:29,864 --> 01:25:32,573
♪ We're through ♪
1315
01:25:32,698 --> 01:25:35,406
- ♪ It's over ♪
- There's no place like home.
1316
01:25:35,531 --> 01:25:37,573
- ♪ It's over ♪
- There's no place like home.
1317
01:25:37,698 --> 01:25:39,573
LV!
1318
01:25:42,531 --> 01:25:44,531
♪ It's over ♪
1319
01:25:47,698 --> 01:25:51,239
♪ All the rainbows in the sky ♪
1320
01:25:51,364 --> 01:25:53,698
Over the fuckin' rainbow, eh?
1321
01:25:53,781 --> 01:25:56,323
♪ Start to weep then say good-bye ♪
1322
01:25:56,448 --> 01:25:59,281
Good-fucking-bye!
1323
01:25:59,364 --> 01:26:03,489
♪ You won't be seeing rainbows ♪
1324
01:26:03,573 --> 01:26:06,614
♪ Anymore ♪
1325
01:26:08,364 --> 01:26:10,489
Okay.
1326
01:26:24,864 --> 01:26:28,239
- LV! My baby!
- It's all right, love. Everybody's out.
1327
01:26:30,031 --> 01:26:33,406
♪ It's over, it's over ♪
1328
01:26:33,531 --> 01:26:37,323
♪ It's over ♪
1329
01:26:38,406 --> 01:26:43,073
♪ It's over ♪♪
1330
01:27:05,531 --> 01:27:08,614
The adorable Mr. Ray
Say, ladies and gentlemen,
1331
01:27:08,698 --> 01:27:11,823
with a little song about
his show business career...
1332
01:27:11,948 --> 01:27:14,281
called, "It's Over."
1333
01:27:19,698 --> 01:27:22,864
So, how you all doin'? All right?
1334
01:27:38,906 --> 01:27:40,989
- There you go.
- Oh.
1335
01:27:43,364 --> 01:27:44,427
Thanks, Billy.
1336
01:27:44,452 --> 01:27:47,638
Yeah, all right. It's just
old stuff from the van.
1337
01:27:47,698 --> 01:27:52,073
No, I mean, thanks for gettin' me out.
1338
01:27:52,198 --> 01:27:54,573
Oh, that's all right.
1339
01:27:54,698 --> 01:27:57,073
- Hey, you should get out more often.
- Heh!
1340
01:28:06,864 --> 01:28:09,323
W-Why did you want to come down here?
1341
01:28:10,698 --> 01:28:13,489
My dad used to bring me here.
1342
01:28:14,781 --> 01:28:16,698
Listen to concerts.
1343
01:28:20,989 --> 01:28:22,864
LV, uh...
1344
01:28:25,114 --> 01:28:29,031
There's people other
than your dad who, well,
1345
01:28:29,114 --> 01:28:31,656
other people who...
1346
01:28:31,823 --> 01:28:34,906
who might think
something of you, and, ah,
1347
01:28:35,031 --> 01:28:39,156
other people who are, well, still alive.
1348
01:28:41,864 --> 01:28:44,906
Billy. I've got to go.
1349
01:28:45,031 --> 01:28:46,906
- Oh!
- LV?
1350
01:28:49,239 --> 01:28:52,823
Didn't handle that very well.
1351
01:29:16,448 --> 01:29:18,864
What's happened here,
then, little match girl?
1352
01:29:18,989 --> 01:29:21,781
The little stick who wrecks everything.
1353
01:29:23,281 --> 01:29:26,698
I can't start again, can I, now?
1354
01:29:26,823 --> 01:29:30,114
Who'd want me anyway, hmm?
1355
01:29:30,198 --> 01:29:32,614
Who'd want me?
1356
01:29:34,323 --> 01:29:37,239
Wait a minute.
1357
01:29:38,656 --> 01:29:41,573
What do you want, anyway?
1358
01:29:41,698 --> 01:29:45,823
Oh, I know. Your records.
1359
01:29:45,906 --> 01:29:50,573
Well, all salvage
crap's out on back roof, LV, love.
1360
01:29:52,198 --> 01:29:54,073
Maybe they'll be there.
1361
01:30:23,364 --> 01:30:26,448
What's up? Cat got your tongue?
1362
01:30:33,698 --> 01:30:36,448
Can you hear
me now, Mother? My dad...
1363
01:30:36,531 --> 01:30:41,989
You drove him as fast as
you could to an early grave!
1364
01:30:42,156 --> 01:30:45,948
With your men and your shouting...
1365
01:30:46,031 --> 01:30:49,364
and your pals and your nights...
1366
01:30:49,489 --> 01:30:51,823
and your nights and your nights...
1367
01:30:51,906 --> 01:30:54,489
and your nights and your
nights and your nights...
1368
01:30:54,573 --> 01:30:56,989
of neglect!
1369
01:30:57,073 --> 01:30:59,656
Ohh.
1370
01:30:59,739 --> 01:31:04,656
When he had his records on, he sparkled.
1371
01:31:05,739 --> 01:31:07,823
Not dazzling, like you,
1372
01:31:08,906 --> 01:31:11,989
but with fine lights.
1373
01:31:12,073 --> 01:31:13,989
Fine lights.
1374
01:31:16,198 --> 01:31:18,281
He never spoke up to ya,
1375
01:31:18,406 --> 01:31:20,823
'cause you would never listen.
1376
01:31:23,198 --> 01:31:25,531
I never spoke up to ya,
1377
01:31:25,614 --> 01:31:29,614
Because I could never get a word in!
1378
01:31:42,364 --> 01:31:44,281
Little Voice.
1379
01:31:46,198 --> 01:31:48,323
Me name's Laura.
1380
01:32:40,198 --> 01:32:42,281
Everything all right then?
1381
01:32:42,364 --> 01:32:45,448
Fine. Is that Duane?
1382
01:32:45,531 --> 01:32:48,500
Aye. Just about back
to normal now, I reckon.
1383
01:32:48,525 --> 01:32:49,513
Yeah.
1384
01:32:49,573 --> 01:32:52,531
I think I know how he feels.
1385
01:32:56,698 --> 01:32:59,031
Do you want to give me an 'and?
1386
01:33:00,489 --> 01:33:03,823
With exercise?
1387
01:33:03,906 --> 01:33:05,823
Yeah.
1388
01:33:06,906 --> 01:33:08,823
All right.
1389
01:33:08,906 --> 01:33:11,448
Let's fly! Come on. Let's go for a fly.
1390
01:33:11,531 --> 01:33:14,656
- Shoo! Shoo, fly. Fly.
- Go on, up!
1391
01:33:14,739 --> 01:33:18,073
Up you get. Come on. Come on.
1392
01:33:24,364 --> 01:33:27,531
♪ There's no business
like show business ♪
1393
01:33:27,656 --> 01:33:31,656
♪ Like no business I know ♪
1394
01:33:31,781 --> 01:33:35,239
♪ Everything about it is appealing ♪
1395
01:33:35,364 --> 01:33:38,781
♪ Everything the traffic will allow ♪
1396
01:33:38,864 --> 01:33:41,823
♪ Nowhere could you
get that happy feeling ♪
1397
01:33:41,906 --> 01:33:45,614
♪ When you are stealing that extra bow ♪
1398
01:33:45,698 --> 01:33:49,489
♪ There's no people like show people ♪
1399
01:33:49,573 --> 01:33:53,281
♪ They smile when they are low ♪
1400
01:33:53,364 --> 01:33:56,614
♪ Yesterday they told
you you would not go far ♪
1401
01:33:56,698 --> 01:34:00,448
♪ That night you opened
and there you are ♪
1402
01:34:00,531 --> 01:34:03,906
♪ Next day on your dressing
room they hung a star ♪
1403
01:34:04,031 --> 01:34:08,823
♪ Let's go on with the show ♪
1404
01:34:10,656 --> 01:34:13,656
♪ The costumes, the scenery
The make-up, the props ♪
1405
01:34:13,739 --> 01:34:17,323
♪ The audience that lifts
you when you're down ♪
1406
01:34:17,406 --> 01:34:20,864
♪ The headaches, the heartaches
The backaches, the flops ♪
1407
01:34:20,989 --> 01:34:25,156
♪ The sheriff who
escorts you out of town ♪
1408
01:34:25,239 --> 01:34:31,073
♪ The opening when your
heart beats like a drum ♪
1409
01:34:31,198 --> 01:34:37,198
♪ The closing when the
customers don't come ♪
1410
01:34:38,864 --> 01:34:43,323
♪ There's no business
like show business ♪
1411
01:34:43,448 --> 01:34:46,989
♪ Like no business I know ♪
1412
01:34:47,073 --> 01:34:50,489
♪ You get word before
the show has started ♪
1413
01:34:50,573 --> 01:34:53,906
♪ That your favorite
uncle died at dawn ♪
1414
01:34:54,031 --> 01:34:56,906
♪ On top of that your
pa and ma have parted ♪
1415
01:34:57,031 --> 01:35:00,614
♪ You're broken-hearted but you go on ♪
1416
01:35:00,698 --> 01:35:04,406
♪ There's no people like show people ♪
1417
01:35:04,531 --> 01:35:08,156
♪ They smile when they are low ♪
1418
01:35:08,239 --> 01:35:11,614
♪ Even with a turkey
that you know will fold ♪
1419
01:35:11,739 --> 01:35:15,198
♪ You may be stranded out in the cold ♪
1420
01:35:15,364 --> 01:35:18,489
♪ Still you wouldn't change
it for a sack of gold ♪
1421
01:35:18,573 --> 01:35:22,239
♪ Let's go on with the show ♪
1422
01:35:24,323 --> 01:35:30,198
♪ Let's go on with the ♪
1423
01:35:30,323 --> 01:35:36,281
♪ Show ♪♪
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