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All right.
Come on, Armadillos!
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Go, number 11!
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Good job, Millie!
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- Millie, great.
- Ooh-whoo! That is my baby!
5
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That Kayla Rash is a bitch.
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Beth.
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Jocelyn needs to get along
with Millie Rash on the court,
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so keep your comments about her
mom down a decibel, all right?
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Block out! We gotta play better
defense! We can do that!
10
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We gotta block out. Ladies, we
have been the state champions.
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- Are we gonna let them take that from us?
- No!
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I didn't think so.
Let's bring it on in!
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Armadillos on three!
One, two, three.
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Armadillos!
15
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Come on, defense!
Get them!
16
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Nice pass, Jocelyn!
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A" Tight, guys, get 'em!
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Watch the clock!
Watch the clock!
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Whoa!
20
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Whoa! We smoked 'em!
We smeared 'em! They suck!
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Yeah!
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Armadillos!
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The best of the best!
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Yeah!
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Mwah!
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I'm not supposed to be goin'
through this for a few more years.
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Baby, close that door.
It's freezin' outside.
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I'm thinkin' of
takin' up a new hobby.
29
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Maybe pottery.
30
00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:08,798
Or a blog.
31
00:04:08,957 --> 00:04:11,380
Everyone says my Facebook
posts are really clever.
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I'm still waitin' for you
to finish up your last hobby.
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I'm done with the paper, if you
want to take up papier-maché.
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- Oh, no.
- What?
35
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They are closing Tess's
breast cancer screening unit.
36
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Tess's Traveling Titty Tester.
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Have a little respect.
She was my best friend.
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Wow. It says they are...
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"discontinuing services
due to a lack of funding."
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Well, how can that be? Tess left them all
that money. I filed the paperwork myself.
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It wasn't that much money,
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and it's been three years
since she died.
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But the state
was gonna match the money.
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It should've lasted
longer than this.
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Well, call her husband and see
if he knows anything about it.
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He's too busy movin' his new bride out of
her sorority house to care about this.
47
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You know, this is Tess's legacy.
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I cannot just sit by and do
nothin', like a lazy eye.
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Are you closin'?
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I can stay if you need a screening.
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No. I'm just a concerned citizen.
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I read in the paper that
y'all are closing for good?
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Shame about the mix-up
with our state funding.
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What mix-up?
55
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Well, her money could've
lasted a lot longer...
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'cause whoever filed the paperwork didn't
read that you have to reapply every year.
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Too bad. I might be
out of a job myself.
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I've gotten so attached
to Burning Bush.
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I belong to the square
dancing group here.
60
00:06:01,111 --> 00:06:03,660
Oh, speaking of which, I would
love to stay and visit,
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00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:06,829
but if I don't leave now, I'll end
up having to do-si-do with a girl...
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'cause all the men'll be taken.
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I hate that. Bye.
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Anyone who says...
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that menopause isn't the most
divine time in a woman's life...
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is a pessimist.
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I carry a cattle prod
from my husband's ranch...
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in my purse at all times,
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so when a pessimistic thought about
menopause comes into my head,
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I give myself a teensy zap.
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This is the time of your life...
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when your inner goddess emerges.
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Mm-hmm.
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And I'm not talkin' about some
New Age pagan kind of goddess.
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I am talking about
a Judeo-Christian goddess.
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And you no longer have to worry
about getting pregnant...
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or getting whistled at by those
handsome, young ranch hands.
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Menstruation is overrated.
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Hot flash, missy?
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Hot flashes.
81
00:07:20,565 --> 00:07:22,363
Mood swings.
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Achy joints.
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Oh, yes.
Frequent urination.
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It's all good.
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Hello?
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May I speak with Beth Humphrey?
This is Beth.
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This is Liz Hulsey from the
State Department of Health.
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I got your message about
Tess Muldoon Mobile Unit.
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I am thrilled when a generous
donor like you calls,
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especially with
our budget cuts.
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Donor? Oh, no, no, no, no.
I just, um...
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How much money would it cost to get
the mobile unit back in operation?
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Let's see. 25,000 would cover the
costs for the rest of the year...
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if you reapplied for
state-matchin' funds right away.
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25,000?
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Oh, Lord! I can't...
I can't afford 2,500.
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00:08:01,856 --> 00:08:05,030
Well, darlin', if you figure out how
to raise the money, you let us know.
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00:08:05,193 --> 00:08:07,571
We'd need it no later
than two months from tomorrow.
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00:08:07,737 --> 00:08:09,455
Call me if you have
any questions.
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Bye-bye.
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00:08:11,366 --> 00:08:12,788
Bye.
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00:08:19,457 --> 00:08:21,050
Passes it
quickly over to the right.
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00:08:21,209 --> 00:08:24,304
Dribbling up to the side corner.
No, no. No, no!
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00:08:24,421 --> 00:08:27,174
Ah. Mmm.
105
00:08:30,218 --> 00:08:32,061
Beautiful pass!
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Hmm.
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Yes!
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Go. No, no! Oh, come on.
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The free throw line.
The first one was good.
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Laurence?
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00:09:03,501 --> 00:09:05,549
Go, go, go, go, go!
No. no! Oh!
112
00:09:05,712 --> 00:09:07,555
Where are your old Burning
Bush High School yearbooks?
113
00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:09,466
They're in the hall closet,
I think. Why?
114
00:09:09,632 --> 00:09:11,305
Just curious.
115
00:09:11,426 --> 00:09:14,896
Ah... Go on! Yeah!
Oh, I love this team.
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Tess.
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00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:55,227
I stumbled across
Laurence's old yearbook,
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00:09:55,345 --> 00:09:58,144
and I saw that you were on
the basketball team in 1980.
119
00:09:58,306 --> 00:10:00,058
That's when God was still a boy.
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00:10:00,183 --> 00:10:02,060
I played some in high school.
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00:10:02,227 --> 00:10:05,606
We didn't make state like y'all, but
I made first team all-district.
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00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:07,820
Did ya?
Mm-hmm.
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00:10:09,234 --> 00:10:11,453
You must still
really love basketball.
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00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:13,291
You haven't missed a game all year.
Mm-mmm.
125
00:10:13,363 --> 00:10:15,616
You can't keep me away
from a Lady Armadillos game.
126
00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:17,367
Well, next time I see you
sittin' by your lonesome,
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00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:19,081
I'm gonna make you come sit by me.
128
00:10:19,244 --> 00:10:20,791
Well, that'd be sweet.
129
00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:23,298
I try to get my roommate to come,
but she's not into basketball.
130
00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:25,504
I cannot believe
I have not met her yet.
131
00:10:25,667 --> 00:10:27,795
Jewel, right?
Yeah.
132
00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:31,135
She's not here much.
She works over in Jewett.
133
00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:33,174
We're just... roommates.
134
00:10:33,299 --> 00:10:37,600
You know, two single gals sharing
expenses until we meet the right man.
135
00:10:38,930 --> 00:10:40,603
How long y'all been roommates now?
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00:10:40,765 --> 00:10:42,233
Well, 16 years.
137
00:10:42,392 --> 00:10:44,986
Whoa. That's a lot
of shared expenses.
138
00:10:45,103 --> 00:10:47,071
There's nothing weird about that.
139
00:10:47,230 --> 00:10:49,198
Of course not.
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00:10:49,357 --> 00:10:52,611
Oh, Ginger, you are the
least weird person I know.
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00:10:53,570 --> 00:10:55,197
Yee-haw! Howdy, folks!
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00:10:55,363 --> 00:10:57,741
Come on down!
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00:10:57,866 --> 00:11:00,210
Hi there! Ginger Peabody.
Nice to meet ya.
144
00:11:00,368 --> 00:11:02,416
Hi. Nice to meet you.
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00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:05,583
Wait... J... Just let me
get this straight.
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00:11:05,748 --> 00:11:08,297
You want us to play
a full-court game...
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00:11:08,459 --> 00:11:11,508
against the Lady Armadillos,
the state champs,
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00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,389
who are 30 years younger than us?
149
00:11:13,548 --> 00:11:15,016
Three games.
What?
150
00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:17,724
If we sell out three games,
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00:11:17,886 --> 00:11:22,107
we can make 15 grand on concession
stand and admission proceeds.
152
00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:24,942
I figure we can raise the
rest with a bettin' pool.
153
00:11:25,059 --> 00:11:28,029
Hell, men around here
write you off after 40,
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00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:29,815
so I know they'll bet against us.
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00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:33,068
All we have to do is bet on
ourselves to win the pool.
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00:11:33,234 --> 00:11:36,784
That, and win two
out of the three games.
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00:11:36,946 --> 00:11:39,495
I have not stepped foot on a
basketball court in over 30 years.
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So we'll practice.
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00:11:41,659 --> 00:11:45,459
When people hear that it's for charity,
the whole town will pay to come watch us.
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00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:50,586
Maybe I don't want the whole town watching
me make a fool of myself playing basketball.
161
00:11:50,752 --> 00:11:52,345
No, I can't do it.
I'm sorry.
162
00:11:52,462 --> 00:11:54,180
I know. Listen, listen.
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Just come shoot baskets with us
Thursday night and then decide.
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00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:00,974
Who's "us"?
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00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:03,686
Florine.
She's committed.
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00:12:04,974 --> 00:12:07,602
Absolutely not!
No way, Jose!
167
00:12:07,769 --> 00:12:10,272
Florine, you said you'd
do anything for Tess.
168
00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:12,156
That's just a figure of speech...
169
00:12:12,315 --> 00:12:14,659
like "Break a leg" or "I'm all
ears" or "Have a nice day."
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00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:16,444
Nobody means those things
literally.
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I'm too old to play basketball.
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00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:21,207
We're all too old to play basketball.
Ginger's committed.
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00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:25,212
Well, bless Ginger's heart,
but Ginger's not the mayor.
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00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:29,045
Do you know how hard it is for a black
woman in these parts to get elected mayor?
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This town's 90% white.
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00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:33,005
I'm not saying people here
are behind the times,
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00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:36,006
but some are still trying to adjust
to Bill Cosby being a doctor.
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00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:39,301
Are you saying playing
basketball's too black for you?
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00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:41,723
I'm saying I have
different priorities.
180
00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:44,435
People think just because I took
over this job when J.C. died...
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00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:46,941
that I don't have what it
takes to get reelected.
182
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:51,480
Well, I'll prove them wrong by becoming the
first elected black mayor of Burning Bush.
183
00:12:51,646 --> 00:12:53,444
I hate to burst your
civil rights bubble,
184
00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:55,767
but any idiot in this town
who wouldn't vote for you...
185
00:12:55,858 --> 00:12:58,077
'cause you act too black
or come on too strong...
186
00:12:58,236 --> 00:13:00,534
isn't gonna vote for you, period.
187
00:13:00,697 --> 00:13:02,415
Why do you want this job anyway?
188
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You don't even get a proper office.
189
00:13:04,534 --> 00:13:07,458
What do you call this?
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00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:10,544
J.C. was a damn good
mayor for 10 years.
191
00:13:10,665 --> 00:13:13,259
I intend to honor that
and keep his memory alive.
192
00:13:13,418 --> 00:13:15,671
I understand you wantin'
to honor him and all, but...
193
00:13:15,837 --> 00:13:17,589
Oh, and you'd understand about
losing a husband, would you?
194
00:13:17,755 --> 00:13:19,223
Oh.
195
00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:22,344
Florine, I'm sorry.
196
00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:25,889
Look, I think that you are the
most capable person in this town,
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00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:29,104
but lately, you've been
pretendin' to be all proper.
198
00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:32,775
But I can see, you need to
get your game on again.
199
00:13:32,937 --> 00:13:35,110
I said no.
200
00:13:35,273 --> 00:13:38,652
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have important work to do.
201
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:41,241
I have to call the paper and let them know
the Little Miss Burning Bush Pageant...
202
00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:43,077
has been postponed due to lice.
203
00:13:43,239 --> 00:13:46,083
Well, we're practicing Thursday
night if you change your mind.
204
00:13:58,087 --> 00:13:59,930
What are you lookin' at, white boy?
205
00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:02,717
You know I am too old
to play basketball.
206
00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:39,675
Beth?
Hey, Roxie.
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00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:44,471
Hey.
208
00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:46,557
I haven't seen you in ages.
209
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:48,312
What are you doin' around here?
210
00:14:48,471 --> 00:14:52,396
I came here to ask you to be a
part of somethin' important.
211
00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:54,185
At least, it's important to me.
212
00:14:58,773 --> 00:15:01,868
Look, I'm real flattered
that you asked me,
213
00:15:02,026 --> 00:15:04,575
but my basketball days are over.
214
00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:08,875
Mmm. Mmm.
215
00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:10,706
Wow. This is good.
216
00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:12,415
That's Mary Jane Mud Cake.
217
00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:22,923
Mmm. Come on, Roxie.
218
00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:24,966
You were on a championship
team in high school.
219
00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:28,512
As soon as you get back on the court,
it's all gonna come back to you.
220
00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:31,727
You don't get it, Beth. I didn't
have these babies back then.
221
00:15:31,889 --> 00:15:33,607
I think you look just fine.
222
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:36,235
Well, thank you,
but you're full of shit.
223
00:15:36,394 --> 00:15:38,271
I do.
224
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:40,657
And I know that Tito still
thinks you're beautiful.
225
00:15:40,815 --> 00:15:43,159
The only time Tito notices me...
226
00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:46,366
is when I'm blockin' the TV set
when Jennifer Lopez is on.
227
00:15:46,529 --> 00:15:48,623
He'd rather see her big ass
than mine.
228
00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:50,219
You want some more coffee?
229
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:51,705
Oh, please.
All right.
230
00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:55,418
So I assume you were a post
and Florine a guard.
231
00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:57,181
Now, who was
your other startin' forward?
232
00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:59,713
It was Clemmy Baker.
233
00:15:59,876 --> 00:16:01,719
She's Clementine Winks now.
234
00:16:01,878 --> 00:16:03,846
Coach Slaughter's ex-wife?
235
00:16:04,005 --> 00:16:06,508
Oh, yeah. She's a lot
of people's ex-wife.
236
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:10,849
Clementine Winks, huh?
237
00:16:11,012 --> 00:16:12,935
I did not recognize her
in the photo.
238
00:16:13,097 --> 00:16:16,397
Well, that's because now she
looks like 40 miles of bad road.
239
00:16:16,559 --> 00:16:18,061
Bad karma, if you ask me.
240
00:16:18,227 --> 00:16:20,400
I think she looks pretty good.
241
00:16:20,563 --> 00:16:23,237
Trust me, Beth. You don't
want her on your team.
242
00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:25,493
Why not?
Let's put it this way.
243
00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:28,279
When she hears the word
"hoedown," she hits the floor.
244
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:34,119
Okay.
245
00:16:34,285 --> 00:16:36,379
I best be goin'.
Oh.
246
00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:39,086
You didn't like the cake?
No, it was delicious.
247
00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:41,216
I am just... I gotta
save room for dinner.
248
00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:43,878
Oh. You got such
a nice figure, Beth.
249
00:16:44,045 --> 00:16:46,969
Well, maybe us practicin' together,
gettin' in shape for the games...
250
00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:49,304
would be a good way for you
to get your figure back.
251
00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:54,147
I'm sorry, Beth.
I just can't.
252
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:57,984
Well, we are practicin'
Thursday night...
253
00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:00,102
if you change your mind.
254
00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:07,611
Basketball.
255
00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:20,707
That's a great idea, raising
money for Tess's memory.
256
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:23,592
You know, she was the only one who
didn't turn on me in high school.
257
00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:25,424
When my fourth marriage ended,
258
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:28,389
she showed up at my house
with a U-Haul to help me move.
259
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:31,142
And she was going through radiation
and chemo at the same time.
260
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:33,143
Bald as a baby's bottom.
261
00:17:33,261 --> 00:17:35,013
Well, I had no idea.
262
00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:36,772
Yeah.
263
00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:38,683
She was really somethin'.
264
00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:40,396
I hope this goes well for y'all.
265
00:17:41,519 --> 00:17:43,738
Well, we want you
to be on the team.
266
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,319
I can't.
Why not?
267
00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:49,110
Well, a certain high school
girls' basketball coach.
268
00:17:49,277 --> 00:17:50,824
I heard it was messy.
269
00:17:50,945 --> 00:17:52,663
Oh, honey, you don't know
the half of it.
270
00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:55,158
That skank humiliated me
in divorce court.
271
00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:58,453
Took the house and didn't have
to pay a dime in alimony.
272
00:17:58,619 --> 00:18:00,713
27.50.
273
00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:03,215
No, I'm not gonna lose
to him again.
274
00:18:03,374 --> 00:18:05,126
Who says we're gonna lose?
275
00:18:05,293 --> 00:18:07,842
Has your elevator stopped
going to the top floor?
276
00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:11,136
Thanks, but no, thanks.
277
00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:14,303
Well, we're practicin' Thursday night
at 7:30 if you change your mind.
278
00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:17,813
And remember, this is for Tess.
279
00:18:21,142 --> 00:18:22,485
Bye.
280
00:18:28,899 --> 00:18:31,072
Shannon, will you quit readin'
that thing and get back to work.
281
00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:33,863
It's not like this job is hard.
282
00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:35,828
Well, I'm goin' for a smoke break.
283
00:18:35,990 --> 00:18:37,412
Okay.
They're your lungs.
284
00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:38,952
They are.
285
00:18:44,165 --> 00:18:46,543
Mom?
286
00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:49,303
Mom?
What are you doing here?
287
00:18:49,420 --> 00:18:51,673
I'm meeting with Coach Slaughter
to schedule the games.
288
00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:55,309
Oh, God. I can't believe you're
really serious about this.
289
00:18:55,426 --> 00:18:57,599
I mean, personally, Mrs. H.,
I just wanna say...
290
00:18:57,762 --> 00:19:00,231
I think it is so brave that y'all are
gettin' back out on the court...
291
00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:01,936
after all these years.
292
00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:03,817
Well, thank you, Millie.
293
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:06,399
Mom, have you thought about the physical
shape you need to be in to do this?
294
00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:08,485
Of course.
I'm givin' us time to train.
295
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:11,151
Well, I mean, I know we're all
really looking forward to it.
296
00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:13,786
So are we.
See ya on the court.
297
00:19:14,945 --> 00:19:16,538
Oh, my God.
298
00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:19,496
I cannot believe that your mom
is actually gonna do that!
299
00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:21,220
I'm so embarrassed.
I mean, I would die.
300
00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:23,663
I actually would just die.
301
00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:26,423
It would benefit the mobile unit.
302
00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:28,292
Tess's Traveling Titty Tester?
303
00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:32,554
Mrs. Humphrey, I have my
reputation to think about.
304
00:19:32,713 --> 00:19:35,011
It took me years to whip
my girls into winners.
305
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,552
They may be girls,
but they're still champs.
306
00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:41,143
And you don't follow up a state championship
with a touchy-feely game like this...
307
00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:43,231
even if it is for a good cause.
308
00:19:43,391 --> 00:19:45,109
Mind if I dip?
309
00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:46,894
No.
310
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:50,364
Yeah. Clementine said you'd be
afraid she might beat you again.
311
00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:54,034
What does my ex-wife
have to do with this?
312
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,070
Oh. Didn't I mention?
She's on our team.
313
00:19:56,237 --> 00:19:58,456
All the more reason to steer clear.
314
00:19:58,614 --> 00:20:01,117
That woman's trouble.
315
00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:03,911
Wait a minute. What do you mean I'd
be afraid she'd beat me again?
316
00:20:05,162 --> 00:20:07,210
You know, with the
divorce trial and all.
317
00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:08,795
I won that one...
318
00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:10,756
in the eyes of the court
and of the Lord.
319
00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:12,545
You know how people gossip.
320
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:15,010
Some are bound to believe her and
think that you won't play us...
321
00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:17,266
'cause you're afraid
you might lose.
322
00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:21,474
Afraid of losing to her?
323
00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:24,766
That lazy tramp smokes
a pack a day!
324
00:20:24,932 --> 00:20:26,980
Let's hope the school board doesn't
think that you're afraid...
325
00:20:27,101 --> 00:20:29,195
to play a lazy tramp
who smokes a pack a day.
326
00:20:32,773 --> 00:20:34,867
Beth?
327
00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:36,861
You and your ladies...
328
00:20:37,027 --> 00:20:41,123
And I use that term loosely
considering Clementine's involved...
329
00:20:41,282 --> 00:20:44,001
are gonna have to stay within
20 points of me and my girls...
330
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:45,787
in this first game.
331
00:20:45,953 --> 00:20:48,456
Otherwise, there won't be
a second or a third.
332
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,174
Thank you.
It's a deal.
333
00:21:04,889 --> 00:21:08,393
I know you mean well,
but it's a crazy idea.
334
00:21:08,559 --> 00:21:11,529
Look, Beth.
335
00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:15,112
I don't want you to embarrass
yourself or your daughter.
336
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:16,901
Well, may the best girl win.
337
00:21:17,026 --> 00:21:19,120
Mom, you're not a girl!
338
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:21,827
No matter how immature
you're actin' lately.
339
00:21:21,989 --> 00:21:23,912
What are you talkin' about?
Are you embarrassed?
340
00:21:24,074 --> 00:21:26,827
Mortified is more like it.
341
00:21:26,994 --> 00:21:29,964
Why can't you just support me?
342
00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:32,295
When Hillary Clinton ran for
president, Chelsea was right there.
343
00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:33,835
The wind beneath her wings.
344
00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:35,753
Hillary didn't run against Chelsea.
345
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:37,968
And she lost.
346
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:40,098
Beth, look.
We know you, baby.
347
00:21:40,257 --> 00:21:42,100
You'll talk, talk,
talk this all over town.
348
00:21:42,259 --> 00:21:43,820
And then, when you see
how hard it is...
349
00:21:43,928 --> 00:21:45,968
or how not enough people
show up for the first game,
350
00:21:46,013 --> 00:21:48,694
you'll lose interest and quit, like
you quit all your other hobbies.
351
00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:50,852
What makes you think
not enough people will show up?
352
00:21:51,018 --> 00:21:55,489
Baby. Well, you aren't exactly
leading ladies anymore.
353
00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:57,116
Hey, y'all.
Hey, Mill.
354
00:21:57,274 --> 00:21:58,696
Good mornin'.
355
00:22:00,861 --> 00:22:03,535
When we get in there,
don't sit behind her hair.
356
00:22:03,697 --> 00:22:05,745
We won't be able
to see the preacher.
357
00:22:22,591 --> 00:22:23,968
Hey!
358
00:22:25,469 --> 00:22:27,312
Am I too late?
359
00:22:27,471 --> 00:22:30,145
Of course not.
360
00:22:30,266 --> 00:22:32,064
The others must be
runnin' late too.
361
00:22:36,772 --> 00:22:38,570
Hey, Ginger, thanks for comin'.
362
00:22:38,732 --> 00:22:42,737
Ah. My roommate Jewel's
mammogram at the mobile unit...
363
00:22:42,862 --> 00:22:44,705
may have saved her life.
364
00:22:44,822 --> 00:22:46,950
I'm sorry, Ginger.
I didn't know.
365
00:22:47,116 --> 00:22:49,585
Ah, it's okay.
They caught it early.
366
00:22:51,662 --> 00:22:54,541
Hey. Sorry I'm late.
367
00:22:54,707 --> 00:22:56,505
You got room for these
saddlebags in here?
368
00:22:56,667 --> 00:22:58,465
Howdy.
369
00:22:58,586 --> 00:23:01,180
Hey, Ginger. How you doin'?
Pretty good.
370
00:23:01,338 --> 00:23:05,263
P.S. I'm not wearin' no gym shorts.
371
00:23:10,848 --> 00:23:13,317
Okay. Oh!
372
00:23:13,475 --> 00:23:16,069
God! Damn!
373
00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:19,903
Excuse me.
Is this the WNBA tryout?
374
00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:24,036
Ladies, y'all know Clementine.
Sure do.
375
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:30,288
Okay.
We're gonna take it slow.
376
00:23:35,164 --> 00:23:36,416
Oh.
377
00:23:36,540 --> 00:23:39,134
Looks like someone remembers
how to handle a ball.
378
00:23:39,293 --> 00:23:41,136
Honey, I always remember
how to handle balls.
379
00:23:42,129 --> 00:23:44,052
- Slut.
- Lard ass.
380
00:23:44,214 --> 00:23:46,683
Line up.
381
00:23:49,470 --> 00:23:51,188
Hey, where's Florine?
382
00:23:51,305 --> 00:23:54,184
- I thought you said she was committed.
- Yeah.
383
00:23:55,768 --> 00:23:57,145
She is.
384
00:24:21,168 --> 00:24:23,091
Whoo!
385
00:24:30,594 --> 00:24:32,437
Whoa, right there!
386
00:24:32,596 --> 00:24:35,600
Thank... you!
387
00:24:35,766 --> 00:24:38,110
Yee-haw! Thank you.
388
00:24:38,268 --> 00:24:41,522
I'm Florine Clarkston.
I'm runnin' for mayor.
389
00:24:42,898 --> 00:24:44,900
I hope I can count
on your vote for mayor.
390
00:24:45,025 --> 00:24:46,572
What?
391
00:24:46,735 --> 00:24:49,784
I'm running for mayor!
I prefer mustard.
392
00:24:53,033 --> 00:24:54,876
Don't forget to vote.
Vote for Flo.
393
00:24:56,578 --> 00:24:59,548
Beth. I didn't know
you square danced.
394
00:24:59,707 --> 00:25:02,506
I didn't know that this was a
stop on the campaign trail.
395
00:25:02,668 --> 00:25:04,841
Well, I just want the retired
folks in town to know...
396
00:25:05,004 --> 00:25:07,302
that I will have their best
interests at heart as mayor.
397
00:25:07,423 --> 00:25:09,425
What about the interests
of the women in town?
398
00:25:09,591 --> 00:25:13,687
You know, if you joined our team,
you might actually have fun.
399
00:25:15,389 --> 00:25:18,188
I'm sure y'all only remember the
fun of high school basketball.
400
00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:20,193
What are you talking about?
401
00:25:20,352 --> 00:25:23,105
During the play-offs
against Jasper,
402
00:25:23,272 --> 00:25:27,197
the fans called me "Jumpin' Jigaboo"
throughout the entire game.
403
00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:30,454
Well, most of those folks
wouldn't know shit from Shinola.
404
00:25:30,612 --> 00:25:33,456
And I bet none of them
are running for mayor now.
405
00:25:33,615 --> 00:25:36,664
I just wanted to let you know we're
practicing again tomorrow, 3:00.
406
00:25:38,537 --> 00:25:40,414
I'll think about it.
407
00:25:42,958 --> 00:25:46,258
Yippee! Ha-cha! Ha! Ha!
408
00:25:46,420 --> 00:25:49,299
Oh, honey, nobody wants
to see your do-si-do.
409
00:25:49,423 --> 00:25:51,300
Bless her heart.
410
00:25:53,218 --> 00:25:54,811
Hi. Remember me?
411
00:25:54,970 --> 00:25:57,223
I couldn't help but overhear.
412
00:25:57,389 --> 00:26:01,519
If you need a team manager,
I'm here to help.
413
00:26:05,606 --> 00:26:07,608
All right, y'all.
Let's start practice.
414
00:26:08,901 --> 00:26:10,778
- Here you go.
- Oh, thank you.
415
00:26:12,362 --> 00:26:14,035
Hey, y'all.
Sorry I'm late.
416
00:26:14,198 --> 00:26:16,621
Whoo! Whoo.
417
00:26:16,742 --> 00:26:18,289
What the hell is that?
418
00:26:18,452 --> 00:26:22,502
It's chocolate cheesecake, so we
don't all get low blood sugar.
419
00:26:22,623 --> 00:26:25,422
That's not your, uh, special cannabis
chocolate cheesecake, is it?
420
00:26:25,542 --> 00:26:27,920
No. It's just regular
old chocolate cheesecake.
421
00:26:28,087 --> 00:26:29,384
It's fit for a Baptist.
422
00:26:29,546 --> 00:26:31,173
Ginger!
Whoo!
423
00:26:31,340 --> 00:26:33,388
Hey! Whoop.
424
00:26:34,134 --> 00:26:36,228
Hey! Ha-ha!
425
00:26:37,513 --> 00:26:39,231
Our fifth player is here.
426
00:26:39,389 --> 00:26:40,982
I'm not here to play.
427
00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:44,024
I'm here to talk you out
of this harebrained idea.
428
00:26:44,144 --> 00:26:45,987
Look, we're all smart women.
429
00:26:46,105 --> 00:26:48,654
I'm sure we can think of
another way to raise money.
430
00:26:48,816 --> 00:26:52,036
How 'bout a bake sale, or one
of those silent auctions?
431
00:26:52,194 --> 00:26:54,492
Take off those ridiculous shoes
and get out here with us.
432
00:26:54,655 --> 00:26:56,703
You're not here
to play, huh, Florine?
433
00:26:56,824 --> 00:26:59,919
You could've phoned in
your half-baked sale idea.
434
00:27:00,077 --> 00:27:03,126
Well, if you're not gonna play,
I can call Charlotte Smoot.
435
00:27:03,288 --> 00:27:05,290
I think she may be runnin'
for mayor this year.
436
00:27:05,457 --> 00:27:08,301
Charlotte Smoot.
You gotta be kiddin' me.
437
00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:11,009
I could run circles around
Charlotte Smoot on the court.
438
00:27:11,171 --> 00:27:12,844
Bless her heart.
Oh, yeah?
439
00:27:23,016 --> 00:27:25,314
Whoa! Ho-ho!
440
00:27:25,477 --> 00:27:27,445
- Yeah!
- You still got it!
441
00:27:27,604 --> 00:27:32,030
Ha-ha! Ladies, I believe
we have our startin' lineup.
442
00:27:33,402 --> 00:27:36,326
Whoo! What are we gonna
call our team?
443
00:27:36,488 --> 00:27:38,536
Oh, man. I never even
thought of a name.
444
00:27:38,699 --> 00:27:40,622
Hey. Can you throw me a towel?
445
00:27:40,742 --> 00:27:43,916
Whoo!
Got a warm front rollin' in, Roxie?
446
00:27:44,079 --> 00:27:46,798
- Uh-huh.
- Your own personal tropical splendor?
447
00:27:46,957 --> 00:27:48,800
Hey. That's it. That's
the name of our team.
448
00:27:48,959 --> 00:27:50,427
Tropical Splendor?
449
00:27:50,544 --> 00:27:52,888
The Hot Flashes.
450
00:27:54,214 --> 00:27:56,683
Personally, I have never
experienced a hot flash.
451
00:27:56,842 --> 00:27:58,515
- You're such a liar!
- Oh, really?
452
00:27:58,677 --> 00:28:00,850
Get outta here
with your bullshit.
453
00:28:20,782 --> 00:28:22,705
Hey, Kayla.
454
00:28:22,868 --> 00:28:24,336
Hi, Beth.
455
00:28:32,502 --> 00:28:34,925
Millie told me about this,
456
00:28:35,088 --> 00:28:38,433
and I think it's great you ladies
will be taking on the Armadillos.
457
00:28:38,592 --> 00:28:41,220
You do?
Oh. Uh-huh.
458
00:28:42,930 --> 00:28:45,433
I was always too delicate
for sports myself.
459
00:28:45,599 --> 00:28:48,443
Mmm.
460
00:28:48,602 --> 00:28:53,358
I wanted to ask how you're gonna be
handlin' the concession proceeds.
461
00:28:53,523 --> 00:28:57,027
I assume the church will be splittin' 'em
with the band, like with all the games.
462
00:28:58,570 --> 00:29:00,322
You know, as church secretary,
463
00:29:00,489 --> 00:29:02,849
I just want to make sure we're
singin' from the same hymnal.
464
00:29:02,950 --> 00:29:05,544
Sorry, Kayla. All the proceeds
are goin' to the mobile unit.
465
00:29:05,661 --> 00:29:07,789
I have to find my husband.
No problem.
466
00:29:07,955 --> 00:29:09,298
I have a package.
467
00:29:09,456 --> 00:29:10,878
Honey.
468
00:29:14,211 --> 00:29:16,054
Hello, Laurence!
469
00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:28,438
Afternoon, ladies.
470
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:30,728
Honey, I hung up two posters,
but I thought it'd be okay...
471
00:29:30,894 --> 00:29:32,455
since I am sleeping
with the postmaster.
472
00:29:32,521 --> 00:29:34,114
Uh...
473
00:29:34,273 --> 00:29:36,651
Well, since it's for
a good cause, all right.
474
00:29:36,817 --> 00:29:39,570
There is more
than one good cause...
475
00:29:39,736 --> 00:29:41,579
that could benefit here.
476
00:29:43,323 --> 00:29:46,247
I would love to stay
and shoot the bull,
477
00:29:46,410 --> 00:29:48,162
but then I'd be a widow.
478
00:29:48,328 --> 00:29:50,797
I wanna finish hanging the posters
in town so I can get to practice.
479
00:29:50,956 --> 00:29:52,799
Later, y'all.
See you at home.
480
00:29:52,958 --> 00:29:55,427
Toodle-oo!
481
00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:58,638
What can I do for you?
482
00:30:14,521 --> 00:30:16,273
Hello?
483
00:30:20,610 --> 00:30:22,908
Hello?
484
00:30:23,071 --> 00:30:25,950
You know, I'm no longer
licensed by the state of Texas.
485
00:30:26,116 --> 00:30:27,834
I'm not here about a pet.
486
00:30:31,663 --> 00:30:33,961
You want me to coach basketball?
487
00:30:34,124 --> 00:30:35,922
I think you'd be perfect
for our team.
488
00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:39,133
And why exactly did you choose me?
489
00:30:39,296 --> 00:30:42,641
My acumen
for slam-dunkin'?
490
00:30:42,799 --> 00:30:46,144
You love basketball. I've seen
you at lots of the games.
491
00:30:46,261 --> 00:30:48,013
And like I said, this is for Tess.
492
00:30:48,180 --> 00:30:50,729
She said you were amazing when
she had to put Reba down.
493
00:30:50,891 --> 00:30:53,861
Yeah? Well, did she also
tell you why I lost my license?
494
00:30:54,019 --> 00:30:55,987
If it's any consolation,
I think you were brave...
495
00:30:56,104 --> 00:30:59,233
to kidnap those dogs
just to brush their teeth.
496
00:30:59,399 --> 00:31:01,572
Well, aren't I
a lucky little bastard?
497
00:31:01,735 --> 00:31:05,706
I must be the only one in town who likes
basketball and got along with Tess.
498
00:31:07,574 --> 00:31:10,418
I chose you because you're
a little person and a felon.
499
00:31:10,577 --> 00:31:13,751
And lots of people are scared of
you for one of those reasons.
500
00:31:15,332 --> 00:31:18,381
And I chose you 'cause Tess
said you were compassionate.
501
00:31:20,295 --> 00:31:23,515
And I chose you 'cause I didn't
think anybody else would do it.
502
00:31:29,346 --> 00:31:31,599
I accept your little coaching job.
503
00:31:33,266 --> 00:31:36,611
By the way, you had me at "felon."
504
00:31:42,234 --> 00:31:43,827
Ahh!
505
00:31:53,662 --> 00:31:55,915
Ah!
506
00:31:58,667 --> 00:32:01,090
All right. Now, Ginger, you stepped
in and you had great position,
507
00:32:01,253 --> 00:32:03,221
but you gotta box out strong.
508
00:32:03,380 --> 00:32:05,098
Gotta put your butt in it good.
509
00:32:05,257 --> 00:32:07,976
And, Florine, stop worrying
about your hair.
510
00:32:08,135 --> 00:32:10,684
I have to go all the way
to Waco for my hair.
511
00:32:10,846 --> 00:32:13,065
Those little girls over
at Maybelle's Beauty Parlor,
512
00:32:13,181 --> 00:32:15,525
they have no idea what
to do with this hair.
513
00:32:15,684 --> 00:32:18,733
All right.
Let's do this again.
514
00:32:18,895 --> 00:32:21,273
And, Roxie, try to hit
the rim this time.
515
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:24,740
Well, I had no idea you were an
expert at reboundin', Coach.
516
00:32:24,860 --> 00:32:27,704
Roxie Adams,
you are so effin' rude!
517
00:32:27,821 --> 00:32:32,042
Excuse me! It's Roxie Rosales
for the past 27 years!
518
00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:35,454
And what's rude is sleepin'
with other people's husbands!
519
00:32:35,620 --> 00:32:38,248
It was 30 years ago,
and you weren't married.
520
00:32:38,415 --> 00:32:40,713
I had a ring on my friggin' finger!
521
00:32:40,876 --> 00:32:42,753
A class ring.
522
00:32:42,919 --> 00:32:45,468
Oh, no, wait. Actually, it looked a
little bit more like a Cracker Jack ring.
523
00:32:45,630 --> 00:32:47,871
Well, if you weren't out all
night parked with my Tito...
524
00:32:48,008 --> 00:32:49,806
the night before
our big game at Elkhart,
525
00:32:49,968 --> 00:32:52,016
we might've gone undefeated
senior year.
526
00:32:52,179 --> 00:32:56,525
And maybe if you were eating more
Mr. Rosales and less Mr. Goodbar,
527
00:32:56,683 --> 00:32:58,777
he wouldn't have looked elsewhere.
528
00:32:58,935 --> 00:33:01,404
I am gonna rip those worn-out
nipples right off of you!
529
00:33:01,563 --> 00:33:03,281
Bring it on!
530
00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:05,238
Hey, hey, hey!
Don't touch me, girl!
531
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:07,619
Hey! Stop it!
532
00:33:07,777 --> 00:33:10,121
Stop it right now!
533
00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:13,033
Everybody! Sideline! Now!
534
00:33:15,202 --> 00:33:16,624
Get off!
535
00:33:18,580 --> 00:33:20,127
Bitch!
Hey!
536
00:33:22,167 --> 00:33:25,797
I feel like it's my
responsibility as your coach...
537
00:33:25,962 --> 00:33:28,886
to tell you this.
538
00:33:29,049 --> 00:33:32,178
You'll never win if you keep beatin'
the hell out of each other!
539
00:33:33,595 --> 00:33:36,439
There's only room
for one enemy now,
540
00:33:36,598 --> 00:33:38,225
and that's the Armadillos.
541
00:33:38,391 --> 00:33:42,066
Those girls... they are
younger and they are faster.
542
00:33:42,229 --> 00:33:44,231
That's a fact of life.
543
00:33:44,397 --> 00:33:49,403
So we need to use
our innate abilities.
544
00:33:49,569 --> 00:33:51,116
- Like what?
- I... I don't know.
545
00:33:51,279 --> 00:33:52,781
It could be...
it could be anything.
546
00:33:52,948 --> 00:33:55,542
What do y'all have that they don't?
547
00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:57,077
Lazy husbands?
548
00:33:58,245 --> 00:34:00,213
Okay. Uh, it's a start.
549
00:34:00,372 --> 00:34:02,249
- A cynical attitude.
- Now we're talkin'.
550
00:34:02,415 --> 00:34:04,884
A weldin' license.
551
00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:07,091
What?
552
00:34:07,254 --> 00:34:09,382
I got it after Flashdance came out.
553
00:34:09,548 --> 00:34:11,095
Everybody was gettin' 'em.
554
00:34:11,258 --> 00:34:13,181
A higher tolerance for alcohol.
555
00:34:13,301 --> 00:34:15,144
Tattoo coverin' a C-section scar.
556
00:34:15,262 --> 00:34:17,356
Nonexistent gag reflex.
557
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:22,773
Okay, okay. We just need
to figure out...
558
00:34:22,936 --> 00:34:27,112
how to take full advantage
of these assets.
559
00:34:27,274 --> 00:34:30,403
Sure, we gotta abide
by what the ref says,
560
00:34:30,569 --> 00:34:32,571
but other than that,
561
00:34:32,737 --> 00:34:34,580
there are no rules here.
562
00:34:35,615 --> 00:34:37,367
What are you suggestin'?
563
00:34:37,534 --> 00:34:41,209
Sayin', if mama wants to win,
564
00:34:41,371 --> 00:34:43,874
mama might have to get her
hands a little dirty.
565
00:34:52,465 --> 00:34:54,308
Here you go. Thank you.
Good luck.
566
00:34:55,510 --> 00:34:57,604
Hey, hey, hey, Roy!
567
00:34:57,762 --> 00:34:59,184
Wow. Roxie.
568
00:35:00,098 --> 00:35:01,600
What's the occasion?
569
00:35:01,766 --> 00:35:03,313
No occasion.
570
00:35:03,476 --> 00:35:05,695
Since you had to sell your Harley,
you don't ride with us anymore.
571
00:35:05,854 --> 00:35:07,777
I just don't get
to see you that much.
572
00:35:07,939 --> 00:35:09,486
If I remember correctly,
573
00:35:09,649 --> 00:35:14,621
my Purple Haze Pecan Pie
was your favorite.
574
00:35:14,779 --> 00:35:16,827
Oh, you got that right.
575
00:35:17,824 --> 00:35:20,168
Hey, how's business goin', Roy?
576
00:35:20,327 --> 00:35:24,332
Oh, not so good. I gotta put in twice
the number of hours just to get by.
577
00:35:24,497 --> 00:35:27,876
Yeah. I heard you had to take on a
second job just to help pay the bills.
578
00:35:28,043 --> 00:35:29,465
What was that?
579
00:35:30,420 --> 00:35:33,344
I referee basketball games.
580
00:35:33,465 --> 00:35:35,217
That's right.
581
00:35:35,342 --> 00:35:36,969
Yeah.
582
00:35:37,135 --> 00:35:39,809
Oh, well. Here ya go, Roy.
583
00:35:39,971 --> 00:35:42,099
You enjoy that now. Okay?
584
00:35:48,355 --> 00:35:50,824
Oh, hello, old friend.
585
00:35:52,275 --> 00:35:54,494
Thank you, Roxie!
586
00:35:59,115 --> 00:36:02,085
All right. I want to see some
tough broads out here today!
587
00:36:02,243 --> 00:36:03,665
Let's go!
588
00:36:09,584 --> 00:36:10,927
Come on, Clementine!
589
00:36:11,086 --> 00:36:12,713
Let's go.
590
00:36:12,879 --> 00:36:15,052
Go. Boom, boom!
Get those hips moving.
591
00:36:15,215 --> 00:36:16,592
Get that ball around that hip.
592
00:36:16,758 --> 00:36:18,601
Lift 'em!
593
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:21,058
To the left! To the left!
Shotgun!
594
00:36:21,221 --> 00:36:23,474
To the right!
To the right! Shotgun!
595
00:36:25,100 --> 00:36:26,977
Go! Get 'em up there!
Get those knees up!
596
00:36:29,979 --> 00:36:31,481
Let's go!
597
00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:36,404
Quick! Quick! Quick!
Quick! Quick! Quick!
598
00:36:36,569 --> 00:36:37,946
Quick! Quick!
599
00:36:38,113 --> 00:36:39,660
Bitch!
600
00:36:43,076 --> 00:36:45,170
Come on! Let me see you flow with me!
601
00:36:48,039 --> 00:36:50,133
Come on! Finger shift.
Finger shift.
602
00:37:23,241 --> 00:37:24,709
Hey, y'all.
Hi.
603
00:37:24,826 --> 00:37:26,624
No one is bettin'
in the bettin' pool.
604
00:37:26,786 --> 00:37:28,663
We have less than 200 bucks.
605
00:37:28,830 --> 00:37:29,281
No.
606
00:37:29,307 --> 00:37:31,108
Maybe, if we just kick
ass in the first game,
607
00:37:31,249 --> 00:37:33,047
more people will show up
for the second one.
608
00:37:33,209 --> 00:37:35,257
Well, our uniforms
are gonna be winners.
609
00:37:35,420 --> 00:37:37,798
Look what Roxie designed
and Ginger had printed up.
610
00:37:37,964 --> 00:37:39,637
Oh, Roxie!
You're so talented!
611
00:37:39,799 --> 00:37:41,767
I know.
612
00:37:41,926 --> 00:37:43,928
Oh, it's funny. I've spent
half my life as a housewife...
613
00:37:44,095 --> 00:37:46,018
and totally suck
at sewin' and cookin'.
614
00:37:46,181 --> 00:37:47,701
What have I been doin'
all these years?
615
00:37:47,849 --> 00:37:49,851
Beth, you've been
raisin' a daughter.
616
00:37:50,018 --> 00:37:51,486
And taking care of a husband.
617
00:37:52,771 --> 00:37:55,570
Well, I'm not too sure about that.
618
00:37:58,985 --> 00:38:01,408
Beth, everything okay
with you and Laurence?
619
00:38:02,906 --> 00:38:04,624
I don't know.
620
00:38:04,741 --> 00:38:06,994
But I should be grateful
that he puts up with me.
621
00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:08,662
I don't know what I'd do
if he didn't.
622
00:38:08,828 --> 00:38:10,501
Oh, God. Don't
be grateful for that.
623
00:38:10,622 --> 00:38:13,341
You know what you do if a husband
walks out on you? Lock the door.
624
00:38:13,500 --> 00:38:16,049
I wouldn't take relationship
advice from her.
625
00:38:16,211 --> 00:38:17,929
Oh, shut up.
Uh-uh-uh.
626
00:38:18,087 --> 00:38:21,387
I look at Jocelyn, and I know we
at least did one thing right.
627
00:38:21,549 --> 00:38:23,927
Mmm. Count your blessings, Beth.
628
00:38:24,093 --> 00:38:25,891
Not all of 'em turn out that good.
629
00:38:26,054 --> 00:38:28,978
Hey, Mrs. H.
Hey, y'all.
630
00:38:29,140 --> 00:38:32,110
Oh, my goodness.
Your uniforms are so cute.
631
00:38:32,268 --> 00:38:35,397
You know, it was real smart of y'all to get
T-shirts that cover the back of your arms.
632
00:38:35,563 --> 00:38:37,406
Watch your mouth,
Millie Rash.
633
00:38:39,192 --> 00:38:41,672
I mean, they all probably wanna
cover up as much as they can...
634
00:38:41,820 --> 00:38:45,495
just to make sure one of their
teammates doesn't check them out.
635
00:38:45,657 --> 00:38:48,877
Whoo! Look at the time. I have
gotta go let the dogs out.
636
00:38:49,035 --> 00:38:52,665
My roommate's still at work.
So I'll see y'all later.
637
00:38:52,831 --> 00:38:54,424
Bye, Ginger.
Bye, Ginger.
638
00:38:54,541 --> 00:38:56,418
Take care, Ginger.
639
00:38:58,461 --> 00:39:01,635
By the way, have y'all met
her roommate Jewel?
640
00:39:01,798 --> 00:39:03,391
I've never once laid eyes on her.
641
00:39:03,550 --> 00:39:05,097
It's kinda like she's embarrassed
by her or somethin'.
642
00:39:05,260 --> 00:39:06,603
Maybe she's got a wonky eye.
643
00:39:06,761 --> 00:39:08,638
Come on, y'all.
It's obvious.
644
00:39:08,805 --> 00:39:11,900
We haven't met her because
Ginger's not ready to come out.
645
00:39:12,058 --> 00:39:16,359
I mean, Burning Bush isn't
exactly Brokeback Mountain.
646
00:39:22,235 --> 00:39:24,078
Execute a full fake...
647
00:39:24,237 --> 00:39:27,457
and take one hard dribble
in the opposite direction.
648
00:39:31,327 --> 00:39:33,955
That supposed to be a jab step,
pump fake?
649
00:39:34,122 --> 00:39:35,965
I didn't hear you come in.
650
00:39:37,959 --> 00:39:40,929
Give me the Butterball.
I'll show you.
651
00:39:41,087 --> 00:39:44,557
See, the trick is in your
waist, not your feet.
652
00:39:48,553 --> 00:39:50,601
Yeah.
653
00:39:50,763 --> 00:39:53,391
Works best when a player's made a bunch of
points from a particular spot on the court.
654
00:39:53,558 --> 00:39:56,061
Defense won't be
expecting the fake.
655
00:39:56,227 --> 00:39:58,068
I don't think we should
be discussing the game.
656
00:39:58,146 --> 00:40:01,116
Coach says that I'm supposed to
look at y'all like the enemy.
657
00:40:01,274 --> 00:40:04,153
Oh, okay. Well, I guess the enemy
doesn't need to help with dinner.
658
00:40:04,319 --> 00:40:06,071
Hmm.
659
00:40:46,736 --> 00:40:49,410
Is that rap music
you're listening to?
660
00:40:49,572 --> 00:40:51,324
It's vintage
Salt-N-Pepa.
661
00:40:51,491 --> 00:40:53,869
It's not rap rap.
662
00:40:54,035 --> 00:40:56,663
Oh, my God!
Well, what's it look like out there?
663
00:40:56,829 --> 00:40:59,048
I have seen more people
in a minivan.
664
00:40:59,207 --> 00:41:02,211
Tito's not even here. And he
doesn't have anywhere else to go.
665
00:41:02,377 --> 00:41:04,178
Well, what's it look like
in the bettin' pool?
666
00:41:04,212 --> 00:41:06,180
There's only about $400 in there.
667
00:41:06,339 --> 00:41:08,467
Oh!
Maybe Laurence was right.
668
00:41:08,633 --> 00:41:11,682
Maybe nobody wants to see a bunch of
middle-aged women play basketball.
669
00:41:11,844 --> 00:41:14,142
How can we raise any money
if nobody's bettin' against us?
670
00:41:15,932 --> 00:41:17,525
Hey!
671
00:41:17,684 --> 00:41:19,311
We still got a job to do tonight.
672
00:41:19,477 --> 00:41:21,354
Gotta go out there and show
this town what we're made of.
673
00:41:21,521 --> 00:41:23,944
What town?
Nobody's even here.
674
00:41:24,065 --> 00:41:25,817
Have you all forgotten
what's at stake here?
675
00:41:25,942 --> 00:41:28,070
Our dignity?
676
00:41:28,236 --> 00:41:32,582
Oh, hell. You... You're forcing me to go all
Lifetime television for women on you now.
677
00:41:32,740 --> 00:41:34,868
My aunt... Aunt Rowena...
678
00:41:35,034 --> 00:41:37,913
she, uh... she died
of breast cancer.
679
00:41:38,079 --> 00:41:41,959
She lived in a little Podunk
town hours away from a doctor...
680
00:41:42,125 --> 00:41:44,127
or a decent strip club.
681
00:41:44,293 --> 00:41:47,012
If the town had a mobile unit,
682
00:41:47,171 --> 00:41:50,175
then maybe they would have caught it
early, and she'd still be here today.
683
00:41:51,300 --> 00:41:53,678
Is that true?
684
00:41:53,845 --> 00:41:57,645
Only a really small man would lie
about somethin' really big like that.
685
00:41:57,807 --> 00:42:01,812
Now, am I the only one not ready
to give up on this mobile unit?
686
00:42:01,978 --> 00:42:04,151
No.
Then what are we all waitin' for?
687
00:42:04,313 --> 00:42:06,816
Gene Hackman to show up?
Let's go!
688
00:42:12,030 --> 00:42:13,748
Hit it.
689
00:42:56,866 --> 00:42:59,415
Where's Roy? He's supposed
to be reffin' this game.
690
00:42:59,577 --> 00:43:01,295
Ate some bad clams.
691
00:43:03,956 --> 00:43:05,833
All right.
Let's go, ladies! Let's go!
692
00:43:07,502 --> 00:43:08,628
Yes!
693
00:43:16,385 --> 00:43:17,386
Air ball.
694
00:43:18,638 --> 00:43:19,764
Airhead!
695
00:43:19,931 --> 00:43:21,399
One.
696
00:43:21,557 --> 00:43:23,104
Whoo!
697
00:43:27,146 --> 00:43:29,365
Come on. Pick it up!
698
00:43:31,859 --> 00:43:34,863
Yeah! Kinda like shootin'
fish in a barrel!
699
00:43:35,029 --> 00:43:36,497
Fight, fight, fight!
700
00:43:36,656 --> 00:43:38,078
That one's mine, girls.
701
00:43:38,241 --> 00:43:39,663
Hey!
702
00:43:39,784 --> 00:43:40,751
Whoa!
703
00:43:46,457 --> 00:43:49,051
Clemmy! Wide open!
Wide open!
704
00:43:49,210 --> 00:43:50,553
What the...
705
00:43:50,711 --> 00:43:52,509
God!
706
00:44:11,941 --> 00:44:14,694
Yeah! Good one! Whoo-hoo!
707
00:44:14,861 --> 00:44:16,659
Who would've thought that?
708
00:44:18,447 --> 00:44:19,664
Oh!
709
00:44:19,782 --> 00:44:21,284
Yes, sir!
710
00:44:24,745 --> 00:44:26,418
There we go!
711
00:44:26,581 --> 00:44:28,174
There we go!
I like that!
712
00:44:28,332 --> 00:44:30,255
Nice pick, Jocelyn.
713
00:44:30,418 --> 00:44:32,716
Good shootin', Millie.
All right. Here we go.
714
00:44:34,672 --> 00:44:37,050
All right, ladies.
No mercy, all right?
715
00:44:37,216 --> 00:44:39,184
Look, I don't wanna be comin'
back here for no game two.
716
00:44:39,302 --> 00:44:41,555
All right. Come on, ladies.
We can do this!
717
00:44:41,721 --> 00:44:45,851
If we don't get within 20 points,
the mobile unit is history.
718
00:44:46,017 --> 00:44:47,860
Come on.
Hot Flashes on three!
719
00:44:48,477 --> 00:44:50,320
One, two, three!
720
00:44:50,479 --> 00:44:51,947
Hot Flashes!
Yeah!
721
00:45:24,180 --> 00:45:26,228
Go, Florine!
722
00:45:26,390 --> 00:45:28,484
Roxie! Put it in!
723
00:45:30,061 --> 00:45:32,029
Go ahead! Go ahead!
724
00:45:38,110 --> 00:45:39,532
Whoa!
725
00:45:44,158 --> 00:45:46,456
Hit the rope! Come on!
726
00:45:49,288 --> 00:45:51,256
Yeah!
727
00:45:57,672 --> 00:45:59,049
- Yeah!
- Yes!
728
00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:02,052
Let's go! Let's go!
729
00:46:02,218 --> 00:46:04,059
Let's go! Let's go!
Let's go, Florine. Come on!
730
00:46:04,136 --> 00:46:06,230
Oh, my God.
731
00:46:11,018 --> 00:46:12,565
Oh!
732
00:46:23,906 --> 00:46:25,374
Yeah!
733
00:46:32,123 --> 00:46:34,922
She tried to feel me up!
734
00:46:35,084 --> 00:46:37,007
What'd she say?
What?
735
00:46:38,921 --> 00:46:40,764
That's a lie.
Millie.
736
00:46:43,301 --> 00:46:44,598
Oops.
737
00:46:45,928 --> 00:46:47,305
Why'd you say that?
738
00:46:48,431 --> 00:46:51,230
Chillax.
I was just jokin'.
739
00:46:54,020 --> 00:46:55,237
Good game.
740
00:46:55,396 --> 00:46:57,490
Good game, good game.
741
00:46:57,648 --> 00:46:59,195
Good game, good game, good game.
742
00:46:59,358 --> 00:47:01,861
Good game.
Good game.
743
00:47:06,741 --> 00:47:09,369
Well, at least you said
somethin' about that heathen.
744
00:47:09,535 --> 00:47:11,082
Did you see her face?
745
00:47:11,245 --> 00:47:13,498
Oh, hi, Beth.
746
00:47:13,622 --> 00:47:15,920
Looks like you get to
continue your little match.
747
00:47:16,083 --> 00:47:17,926
Good game.
748
00:47:18,085 --> 00:47:20,304
Would've been if your daughter hadn't
pulled that stunt with Ginger.
749
00:47:20,421 --> 00:47:22,344
Oh. It was a joke.
750
00:47:22,506 --> 00:47:25,259
Besides, the whole town
knows that Ginger is...
751
00:47:25,384 --> 00:47:27,261
that kind.
752
00:47:27,428 --> 00:47:29,305
If your daughter
can't accept others,
753
00:47:29,472 --> 00:47:31,349
at least you can teach her
some tolerance.
754
00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:35,228
Isn't tolerance just
a fancy way of sayin'...
755
00:47:35,394 --> 00:47:38,193
that we're puttin' up with
somethin' that we know is wrong?
756
00:47:38,356 --> 00:47:40,700
How 'bout some basic respect?
757
00:47:40,858 --> 00:47:42,451
Millie respects the Bible.
758
00:47:42,610 --> 00:47:44,704
Yeah.
It's real specific.
759
00:47:44,820 --> 00:47:47,869
Oh. Well, as long as
we're talkin' specifics,
760
00:47:48,032 --> 00:47:50,626
I believe the Bible's real clear about
what you and Darryl Lee were doin'...
761
00:47:50,743 --> 00:47:52,370
at the mini golf course last week.
762
00:47:53,829 --> 00:47:56,298
If you say one more derogatory
thing about Ginger,
763
00:47:56,457 --> 00:47:59,427
I got a real juicy Facebook
post waitin' to go out...
764
00:47:59,543 --> 00:48:03,889
telling everybody in town how our
miniature golf course now has a 19th hole.
765
00:48:04,048 --> 00:48:06,722
See y'all in church.
766
00:48:06,884 --> 00:48:09,637
Don't you threaten my daughter!
767
00:48:09,804 --> 00:48:13,684
You think you're such hot
stuff around here, don't you?
768
00:48:13,849 --> 00:48:18,150
You and your foulmouthed team are
a bad influence on those girls.
769
00:48:18,312 --> 00:48:20,314
Oh, we'll see who
this community listens to.
770
00:48:21,399 --> 00:48:23,197
Come on, Millie!
771
00:48:26,028 --> 00:48:29,828
Darryl Lee?
Young lady, you are so grounded!
772
00:48:39,708 --> 00:48:40,925
Hey, baby.
773
00:48:41,085 --> 00:48:42,928
Mm-mm-mm.
774
00:48:43,087 --> 00:48:45,761
Why don't you let me
lick those fingers for ya?
775
00:48:47,842 --> 00:48:51,517
We got any more of
that 420 flan, baby?
776
00:48:51,679 --> 00:48:53,727
No.
777
00:48:53,889 --> 00:48:56,438
But I think I got
somethin' real sweet...
778
00:48:56,600 --> 00:48:59,069
you might like right here.
779
00:49:11,115 --> 00:49:13,288
Where you goin', baby?
780
00:49:44,398 --> 00:49:46,696
Is she still out there?
Yeah.
781
00:49:51,947 --> 00:49:53,915
Thought she'd be tired
of this by now.
782
00:49:54,074 --> 00:49:56,247
I give her another...
week.
783
00:49:58,829 --> 00:50:00,797
I think this is different, Dad.
Hmm?
784
00:50:00,956 --> 00:50:03,505
She's been staying up
every night practicin'.
785
00:50:03,667 --> 00:50:05,795
I think her whole team is
really serious about this.
786
00:50:05,961 --> 00:50:07,634
Yeah?
787
00:50:10,633 --> 00:50:12,761
Okay.
788
00:50:12,927 --> 00:50:14,349
Uh-huh.
789
00:51:50,691 --> 00:51:53,661
- Hey, baby.
- Where you been?
790
00:51:53,819 --> 00:51:55,913
I've been quail-huntin'
with Dan Metcalf.
791
00:51:56,071 --> 00:51:57,493
It's after 8:00.
792
00:51:58,532 --> 00:52:01,706
I don't wanna argue.
I'm tired.
793
00:52:01,869 --> 00:52:03,997
I found a hair clip in the pickup.
794
00:52:04,163 --> 00:52:06,086
I'm 99% sure it's not Jocelyn's,
795
00:52:06,248 --> 00:52:08,000
and I'm 100% sure it's not mine.
796
00:52:09,418 --> 00:52:11,512
What is this, "Special
Victims Hair Clip Unit?"
797
00:52:11,670 --> 00:52:13,468
Those hormones
are messin' with you.
798
00:52:15,049 --> 00:52:16,847
I'm gonna take a shower
and go to bed.
799
00:52:33,692 --> 00:52:35,069
What's wrong?
You are.
800
00:52:35,235 --> 00:52:36,987
What did I do?
801
00:52:37,154 --> 00:52:40,154
Eavesdropping on my phone conversations
and using it to get Millie grounded?
802
00:52:40,157 --> 00:52:43,457
A mother doesn't eavesdrop.
She pays attention.
803
00:52:43,619 --> 00:52:45,462
And that girl deserved it
after what she did to Ginger.
804
00:52:45,621 --> 00:52:49,342
She and the rest of the team
are barely speakin' to me.
805
00:52:49,500 --> 00:52:51,878
I'm gonna have to write her English
term paper to make it up to her.
806
00:52:52,044 --> 00:52:55,014
Since when are you
and Millie Rash best friends?
807
00:52:55,172 --> 00:52:58,676
She's the most popular girl on my team.
And my team is important to me.
808
00:52:58,842 --> 00:53:00,970
Well, maybe my team's
important to me too.
809
00:53:01,136 --> 00:53:05,266
Your team goes away in two weeks. I'm
with mine for the rest of the year.
810
00:54:01,196 --> 00:54:04,200
Come on, Flo. Let's go.
I-I'll be there.
811
00:54:20,132 --> 00:54:24,387
There's only $1,500
in the betting pool.
812
00:54:24,553 --> 00:54:26,897
Doesn't look like much more
of a turnout tonight.
813
00:54:27,055 --> 00:54:29,558
We'll come up with somethin'.
814
00:54:31,059 --> 00:54:32,902
All right, ladies.
Gather round.
815
00:54:36,023 --> 00:54:37,445
Where's Florine?
816
00:54:41,153 --> 00:54:43,326
All right. I'm ready.
817
00:54:46,283 --> 00:54:47,660
What?
818
00:54:47,785 --> 00:54:51,380
All right. The mobile unit
is ridin' on us tonight.
819
00:54:51,538 --> 00:54:54,462
If we lose this game,
we're not gonna get a third.
820
00:54:54,583 --> 00:54:56,802
If you gals put on
a good show tonight,
821
00:54:56,960 --> 00:54:59,121
they're gonna tell their
friends to come out next game.
822
00:54:59,129 --> 00:55:01,097
It's called "word of mouth."
823
00:55:01,256 --> 00:55:05,011
mind over matter.
824
00:55:05,177 --> 00:55:08,181
If the refs don't mind,
it don't matter.
825
00:55:08,305 --> 00:55:10,478
Hot Flashes on three.
826
00:55:10,641 --> 00:55:12,939
One, two, three!
827
00:55:13,060 --> 00:55:14,357
Hot Flashes!
828
00:55:26,073 --> 00:55:27,575
Hips don't lie, sweetheart.
829
00:55:30,410 --> 00:55:32,253
- That was a foul.
- That's a foul.
830
00:55:32,412 --> 00:55:33,584
It's cool, dude.
831
00:55:33,705 --> 00:55:35,252
What was that?
832
00:55:35,415 --> 00:55:36,712
Get it!
833
00:55:36,875 --> 00:55:39,173
She stepped on her foot.
On her foot!
834
00:55:46,593 --> 00:55:47,970
Yes!
835
00:55:49,346 --> 00:55:51,223
Hey, that's a foul!
Intentional!
836
00:56:08,365 --> 00:56:12,040
Nice hair.
837
00:56:12,202 --> 00:56:13,545
Thank you!
838
00:56:13,662 --> 00:56:15,335
Hello! That was a foul.
839
00:56:15,497 --> 00:56:16,999
What in the Sam Hill?
840
00:56:25,090 --> 00:56:26,933
Oh!
841
00:56:38,604 --> 00:56:41,403
I know how starved you
must be for attention.
842
00:56:41,565 --> 00:56:45,320
I mean, my mama told me how hard it is
to get a husband after a certain age.
843
00:56:45,485 --> 00:56:47,704
Why buy the cow when you
can get the milk for free?
844
00:56:47,821 --> 00:56:49,698
Who needs a husband?
845
00:56:49,823 --> 00:56:52,667
I mean, why buy the pig when all
you need is a little sausage?
846
00:56:54,870 --> 00:56:55,917
Ew.
847
00:56:56,079 --> 00:56:57,797
Score's right.
Cool.
848
00:56:57,956 --> 00:56:59,754
Hot Flashes' ball.
Hey.
849
00:56:59,917 --> 00:57:02,466
I intend to file a complaint
with the referee's association.
850
00:57:02,628 --> 00:57:05,051
And don't pretend you don't
know what I'm talkin' about.
851
00:57:05,213 --> 00:57:07,716
You'll never work
in this state again, dude.
852
00:57:09,551 --> 00:57:10,518
Wow.
853
00:57:15,223 --> 00:57:16,975
Oh, my God!
854
00:57:41,959 --> 00:57:43,882
Whoo!
855
00:57:46,004 --> 00:57:49,008
Let's go, ladies.
856
00:57:58,183 --> 00:58:00,606
Rebound! Rebound!
857
00:58:03,271 --> 00:58:05,399
Get back, ladies.
Come on, come on!
858
00:58:05,565 --> 00:58:07,283
One more. Come on, Flo!
859
00:58:17,953 --> 00:58:19,375
Yeah!
860
00:58:21,707 --> 00:58:23,334
Coach! Did you see that?
I know, I know.
861
00:58:26,503 --> 00:58:30,178
Nice job, ladies! We got some
celebrating to do. Drinks on me!
862
00:58:32,092 --> 00:58:34,220
Whoo! Beautiful shot!
863
00:58:34,344 --> 00:58:35,766
Yeah!
That's the way, Florine!
864
00:58:35,929 --> 00:58:37,351
Whoo!
865
00:59:10,213 --> 00:59:12,011
Whoo!
866
00:59:24,227 --> 00:59:26,070
Beth, where's Laurence? I thought
he was comin' by to celebrate?
867
00:59:26,229 --> 00:59:29,028
No, he had to go back
to the post office. Yeah.
868
00:59:29,191 --> 00:59:32,741
Ever since the layoffs, he has just
been workin' overtime every night.
869
00:59:32,861 --> 00:59:35,114
Honey, you look like
a million bucks.
870
00:59:35,280 --> 00:59:39,080
Now, you need to go down to that post office
and tempt him with a special delivery.
871
00:59:39,242 --> 00:59:42,212
I am not tempting
him much lately.
872
00:59:42,370 --> 00:59:44,793
Honey, in that dress, you could
tempt most of the men in this town,
873
00:59:44,956 --> 00:59:46,333
including a couple of the women.
874
00:59:46,500 --> 00:59:49,253
Okay, ladies.
To the Hot Flashes!
875
00:59:56,259 --> 00:59:59,229
That was quite a game tonight.
876
01:00:00,180 --> 01:00:02,228
I'm with the
Waco Register.
877
01:00:02,390 --> 01:00:05,894
I've seen your posters all over town.
I'm always lookin' for a good story.
878
01:00:06,061 --> 01:00:08,234
Mind if I take
some photos of your team?
879
01:00:08,396 --> 01:00:13,493
Oh, hell. Nobody wants to see a photo of my
big ass in the newspaper. That's for sure.
880
01:00:13,652 --> 01:00:15,950
My name's Clementine Winks.
W-I-N-K-S.
881
01:00:16,113 --> 01:00:17,831
You need some photos?
I do.
882
01:00:17,989 --> 01:00:20,583
Why don't you come here with me, and
I'll tell you how the team got started.
883
01:00:20,700 --> 01:00:24,455
She's like a
gopher in soft dirt.
884
01:00:24,579 --> 01:00:27,179
We could use the publicity. Get
some people out for the last game.
885
01:00:27,249 --> 01:00:30,594
Next round on me.
I sold the pickup today.
886
01:00:30,752 --> 01:00:31,878
Hey!
Hey, hey, hey!
887
01:00:32,045 --> 01:00:33,968
Good girl!
888
01:00:34,131 --> 01:00:36,225
Hey, none for me.
I'm drivin' home.
889
01:00:36,341 --> 01:00:38,969
Oh, can I get a ride?
The post office is on the way.
890
01:00:39,136 --> 01:00:42,121
I think I might actually
surprise Laurence tonight.
891
01:00:42,147 --> 01:00:43,007
Good for you!
892
01:00:43,140 --> 01:00:46,064
See if his tipsy wife can tempt him now.
893
01:00:46,184 --> 01:00:47,857
Hey, Beth. Don't forget,
you're still in training.
894
01:00:48,019 --> 01:00:49,896
You gotta save some of that
energy for the last game.
895
01:00:50,021 --> 01:00:51,648
Aye, aye, sir.
896
01:00:51,815 --> 01:00:55,069
- Here you go, boss.
- Adios, amiga!
897
01:00:55,235 --> 01:00:56,407
Yeah.
898
01:00:56,570 --> 01:00:58,823
I'm gonna ride you like a pony!
Come on!
899
01:00:58,989 --> 01:01:00,332
Watch out.
900
01:01:00,490 --> 01:01:02,037
Uh-oh.
901
01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:04,703
Butt in the gut. Butt in the gut.
Oh! Hey.
902
01:01:04,870 --> 01:01:06,588
That is not my gut!
Ah!
903
01:01:25,348 --> 01:01:27,225
Have a great time!
904
01:01:30,187 --> 01:01:31,985
Thank you. Great
game tonight, girl!
905
01:01:32,105 --> 01:01:33,527
See ya tomorrow!
906
01:01:49,247 --> 01:01:50,749
Seal that envelope.
907
01:01:50,916 --> 01:01:54,261
Where's your stamp?
Look for the stamp.
908
01:01:54,419 --> 01:01:56,387
- Track and confirmed.
- I like it.
909
01:01:57,380 --> 01:01:58,927
Oh, no, don't you go express.
910
01:01:59,090 --> 01:02:00,592
Not this time.
911
01:02:00,759 --> 01:02:04,059
Yes!
Put your bulk mail in me.
912
01:02:04,221 --> 01:02:06,064
Go postal on me!
913
01:02:06,181 --> 01:02:09,776
Oh. Oh!
914
01:02:14,147 --> 01:02:16,616
What was that?
What was that?
915
01:02:26,034 --> 01:02:28,128
Beth.
916
01:02:28,286 --> 01:02:32,507
Beth! Open the door.
917
01:02:32,624 --> 01:02:35,548
I don't wanna wake Jocelyn.
I need to talk to you.
918
01:02:35,710 --> 01:02:38,759
Beth, please.
919
01:02:41,216 --> 01:02:44,641
Open the door.
I can explain.
920
01:02:44,803 --> 01:02:46,646
Beth, please.
921
01:03:13,123 --> 01:03:15,483
Looks like somebody celebrated
a little too hard last night.
922
01:03:17,711 --> 01:03:20,134
Yeah. Guess I'm not
as young as I used to be.
923
01:03:20,297 --> 01:03:22,425
Bacon's supposed to
be good for hangovers.
924
01:03:24,551 --> 01:03:26,506
I don't wanna be late for school.
Bye, Dad.
925
01:03:26,532 --> 01:03:27,375
Bye-bye, baby.
926
01:03:27,512 --> 01:03:29,480
Good-bye, Jocelyn.
927
01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:43,279
I don't know what to say.
Why her?
928
01:03:44,654 --> 01:03:46,031
Do you love her?
929
01:03:48,783 --> 01:03:52,378
Be honest with me. I deserve that.
Do you love her?
930
01:03:54,247 --> 01:03:57,171
What about her husband?
He's away, workin' on an oil rig.
931
01:03:57,334 --> 01:04:00,508
Oh, isn't that convenient for
you both. Do you love her?
932
01:04:00,670 --> 01:04:03,799
- We'll talk when you calm down.
- You come back here!
933
01:04:03,965 --> 01:04:07,890
Every time you don't wanna hear somethin',
you just walk away or you ignore me.
934
01:04:08,053 --> 01:04:10,272
Beth, what do you want me to say?
935
01:04:10,430 --> 01:04:13,855
That spark we used to have? I wanna
feel it more than once a year.
936
01:04:14,017 --> 01:04:17,146
I'm too young
to feel this damn old.
937
01:04:17,312 --> 01:04:21,158
When you sink a three-pointer for
the Hot Flashes, you feel 18 again.
938
01:04:21,316 --> 01:04:24,786
That's how I feel with her.
939
01:04:37,874 --> 01:04:39,876
She's not comin'.
940
01:04:40,043 --> 01:04:42,637
Why?
941
01:04:49,260 --> 01:04:53,436
We know you're in there.
942
01:05:08,154 --> 01:05:10,202
Did y'all know about her?
943
01:05:10,365 --> 01:05:12,993
No.
No. Of course not.
944
01:05:13,159 --> 01:05:14,661
We didn't know, Beth.
945
01:05:14,786 --> 01:05:16,629
But we know you're gonna
get through this.
946
01:05:16,788 --> 01:05:20,042
Mm-mmm.
I think he's gonna leave me.
947
01:05:20,208 --> 01:05:22,552
Yeah. When Jocelyn goes off to college.
And I'll be totally alone.
948
01:05:22,710 --> 01:05:25,179
You will not be totally alone.
You've got us.
949
01:05:25,338 --> 01:05:27,090
You got a whole posse now, girl.
950
01:05:27,257 --> 01:05:29,305
I'm afraid my basketball
days are over.
951
01:05:29,467 --> 01:05:31,515
But you can't quit now.
952
01:05:31,678 --> 01:05:35,683
Hey. Listen. Havin' a pity party
isn't gonna help anything.
953
01:05:35,849 --> 01:05:37,351
Believe me, honey, I know.
954
01:05:38,893 --> 01:05:40,520
I thought takin' on those
girls might help Laurence...
955
01:05:40,687 --> 01:05:42,109
see me the way he used to.
956
01:05:42,272 --> 01:05:44,616
Whatever happens
between you and Laurence,
957
01:05:44,774 --> 01:05:46,993
he can't take this away from you.
958
01:05:47,152 --> 01:05:49,701
This was your idea.
959
01:05:49,821 --> 01:05:52,781
Y'all should know that I'm the reason
why the mobile unit ran out of money.
960
01:05:54,367 --> 01:05:57,120
I forgot to reapply
for the matching funds.
961
01:05:57,287 --> 01:05:59,381
I never told you 'cause I
was so ashamed.
962
01:05:59,539 --> 01:06:01,132
You don't get it, Beth.
963
01:06:01,291 --> 01:06:03,919
This whole thing is so much
bigger than you are now.
964
01:06:04,085 --> 01:06:06,133
Didn't you read the story
in the Waco paper today?
965
01:06:06,296 --> 01:06:08,549
All right. Read it to her.
966
01:06:08,715 --> 01:06:11,514
Let me see.
Blah, blah, blah.
967
01:06:11,676 --> 01:06:14,555
"Word has spread like wildfire
across the Internet...
968
01:06:14,721 --> 01:06:16,689
about the Burning Bush Hot Flashes.
969
01:06:16,848 --> 01:06:20,148
And several similar basketball
teams of middle-aged women...
970
01:06:20,310 --> 01:06:23,530
have sprung up around Texas to
raise money for breast cancer,
971
01:06:23,688 --> 01:06:26,567
including the Waco Mood Swings,
972
01:06:26,733 --> 01:06:31,159
the Crawford Crying Fits and the
Plano Night Sweats."
973
01:06:33,406 --> 01:06:36,831
You see, Beth. If you quit, you
wouldn't just be quittin' on yourself.
974
01:06:36,993 --> 01:06:39,166
You would be quittin' on all of us.
975
01:06:41,498 --> 01:06:43,626
Come on, Beth.
Come on, Beth.
976
01:06:43,791 --> 01:06:46,635
- Come on, Beth.
- Beth.
977
01:07:34,217 --> 01:07:36,811
The gym is closed.
978
01:07:36,970 --> 01:07:38,938
You ladies might as well
turn around and go home.
979
01:07:39,097 --> 01:07:41,225
We're fixin' to practice.
980
01:07:41,391 --> 01:07:44,611
Sorry. But you're banned
from playin' on school property.
981
01:07:44,769 --> 01:07:46,271
What?
Who banned us?
982
01:07:46,437 --> 01:07:48,690
The school board.
They said your whole team...
983
01:07:48,856 --> 01:07:52,326
was a bad influence
on the kids of Burning Bush.
984
01:07:52,485 --> 01:07:55,159
They had a page-long list
of improprieties.
985
01:07:55,321 --> 01:07:56,948
What fucking improprieties?
986
01:07:57,115 --> 01:07:59,709
Hey.
What about our final game?
987
01:07:59,826 --> 01:08:01,999
Canceled.
What?
988
01:08:02,161 --> 01:08:05,290
I'm not exactly thrilled to have our
last game of the season be a loss...
989
01:08:05,456 --> 01:08:07,584
to an inferior team,
990
01:08:07,750 --> 01:08:10,720
but the school board
has made up its mind.
991
01:08:11,796 --> 01:08:15,391
The gym is locked.
992
01:08:17,343 --> 01:08:21,064
Ooh.
I hate that man.
993
01:08:21,180 --> 01:08:23,023
We have to let them know
that this is wrong.
994
01:08:23,141 --> 01:08:25,985
And how we gonna do that?
I don't know.
995
01:08:26,102 --> 01:08:28,902
They have their weekly meeting tomorrow
night. I'll think of somethin'.
996
01:08:41,951 --> 01:08:44,704
Miss Humphrey, I'm afraid
you're wasting your time.
997
01:08:44,871 --> 01:08:47,545
We discussed this at length
before we voted.
998
01:08:47,707 --> 01:08:49,584
What did we do that
was so horrible?
999
01:08:51,044 --> 01:08:53,843
Smokin'. Bribing referees.
1000
01:08:54,005 --> 01:08:57,179
Promotin' homosexuality.
1001
01:08:57,300 --> 01:08:59,052
And excessive profanity.
1002
01:09:07,769 --> 01:09:10,272
Okay, so maybe we made
some folks uncomfortable,
1003
01:09:10,438 --> 01:09:12,486
but if we promise to be
on our best behavior...
1004
01:09:12,649 --> 01:09:14,492
in the last game,
would you take another vote?
1005
01:09:14,651 --> 01:09:19,077
These are serious grievances. Now,
we've made our decision. We're sorry.
1006
01:09:19,238 --> 01:09:22,242
Now, if you don't mind, we have a
lot of other business to discuss,
1007
01:09:22,408 --> 01:09:24,877
and we'd like to get home to
our families before midnight.
1008
01:09:26,621 --> 01:09:29,124
Oh, it's funny you should
mention your families.
1009
01:09:29,290 --> 01:09:33,921
Your wives, Frida, Fay,
Jodelle, Lanette, Sissy.
1010
01:09:34,087 --> 01:09:35,607
They were all high
school cheerleaders.
1011
01:09:35,630 --> 01:09:37,598
Yeah. So?
1012
01:09:37,757 --> 01:09:40,761
So, don't you think you ought
to consider their feelings...
1013
01:09:40,927 --> 01:09:44,181
about canceling their last-ever
opportunity to be a cheerleader?
1014
01:09:44,305 --> 01:09:45,978
What are you talkin' about?
1015
01:09:46,140 --> 01:09:48,017
Well, I called each of
'em on my way here.
1016
01:09:48,142 --> 01:09:51,863
They were awfully excited about
doin' a half-time performance.
1017
01:09:51,979 --> 01:09:53,947
Oh, you're talkin' crazy now.
1018
01:09:54,065 --> 01:09:57,194
Well, why don't you call your
wives and ask if it's crazy?
1019
01:09:57,360 --> 01:09:59,863
You wouldn't want them findin' out later
that you didn't check in with them...
1020
01:10:00,029 --> 01:10:02,657
before cheatin' them
out of this opportunity.
1021
01:10:05,702 --> 01:10:08,581
I'll give you gentlemen
a moment of privacy.
1022
01:10:29,308 --> 01:10:30,810
Beth.
1023
01:10:36,441 --> 01:10:38,364
Do you plan to keep seein' her?
I need to know.
1024
01:10:38,526 --> 01:10:40,369
Keep your voice down.
Jocelyn's asleep.
1025
01:10:40,528 --> 01:10:41,950
Answer the question.
1026
01:10:42,113 --> 01:10:45,492
It's not that simple.
1027
01:10:45,658 --> 01:10:47,501
Well, let me simplify it for you.
1028
01:10:47,660 --> 01:10:50,254
I'm playin' my last game with
the Hot Flashes Friday night.
1029
01:10:50,413 --> 01:10:53,292
If you plan to keep
seein' her, don't come.
1030
01:11:53,851 --> 01:11:56,900
I'm as nervous
as a long-tailed cat...
1031
01:11:57,021 --> 01:11:59,115
in a room full of rockin' chairs.
1032
01:11:59,273 --> 01:12:02,652
I haven't been this nervous since...
State championship game, 1980.
1033
01:12:02,819 --> 01:12:04,366
Exactly.
Me neither.
1034
01:12:04,529 --> 01:12:07,089
I'm sorry I'm late. Holy crap,
there's a lot of people out there!
1035
01:12:07,114 --> 01:12:09,333
Damn. Look at you, hot mama!
1036
01:12:09,492 --> 01:12:12,166
Girl.
You got it, you gotta flaunt it.
1037
01:12:12,328 --> 01:12:15,298
Ladies! Ladies, we got a packed
house out there tonight.
1038
01:12:15,456 --> 01:12:18,756
That bettin' pool is gonna put
us over the $25,000 mark.
1039
01:12:21,212 --> 01:12:23,135
Now, we just gotta
go out there and win!
1040
01:12:23,297 --> 01:12:26,517
God.
1041
01:12:26,676 --> 01:12:29,896
All right. If-If that doesn't
crank your engines...
1042
01:12:30,054 --> 01:12:33,228
That little bit
of newspaper publicity we got?
1043
01:12:33,391 --> 01:12:35,439
Went viral.
1044
01:12:35,601 --> 01:12:38,571
You are not gonna believe
who is out there.
1045
01:12:38,729 --> 01:12:39,901
Who?
1046
01:12:41,232 --> 01:12:42,734
Good Morning America.
1047
01:12:42,900 --> 01:12:44,152
What?
Get out!
1048
01:12:44,318 --> 01:12:45,786
Shut up!
Damn.
1049
01:12:45,903 --> 01:12:48,326
They wanna shoot a pregame
interview with one of our players.
1050
01:12:48,489 --> 01:12:50,366
They're settin' up right now.
1051
01:12:50,533 --> 01:12:53,127
So. Who's it gonna be?
1052
01:12:56,414 --> 01:12:58,087
Beth. You thought
of this whole thing.
1053
01:12:58,249 --> 01:12:59,751
Yeah. Beth.
Yeah.
1054
01:12:59,917 --> 01:13:01,635
Come on. Florine,
you're runnin' for mayor.
1055
01:13:03,004 --> 01:13:05,427
Ginger, this could do
wonders for your dealership.
1056
01:13:05,590 --> 01:13:07,263
Yeah.
1057
01:13:07,383 --> 01:13:09,431
You're lookin' pretty hot.
1058
01:13:09,594 --> 01:13:10,971
I'm just sayin'.
1059
01:13:14,098 --> 01:13:16,442
I think it's gotta be Roxie.
1060
01:13:16,601 --> 01:13:17,978
Right?
Yeah.
1061
01:13:18,102 --> 01:13:19,979
Yeah.
1062
01:13:20,104 --> 01:13:21,606
Yeah.
Really?
1063
01:13:24,650 --> 01:13:26,027
Damn, girl.
1064
01:13:29,906 --> 01:13:32,125
Good Morning America!
1065
01:13:32,283 --> 01:13:33,830
Go get 'em, Roxie!
1066
01:13:33,993 --> 01:13:37,623
Be sure to join us later this week
when we'll show you the Hot Flashes,
1067
01:13:37,788 --> 01:13:40,416
a basketball team comprised
of women of a certain age,
1068
01:13:40,541 --> 01:13:43,090
who are taking on
the state high school champs,
1069
01:13:43,252 --> 01:13:46,222
to raise money to help save
their local mammogram unit.
1070
01:13:46,380 --> 01:13:48,758
So tell us why you're doing this.
Well, it's a great cause.
1071
01:13:48,925 --> 01:13:51,553
And we just wanna show the
world that women our age...
1072
01:13:51,719 --> 01:13:54,063
We still got game! Whoo!
1073
01:13:54,180 --> 01:13:57,400
I'm a breast cancer survivor myself, so
I gotta say thank you, and bless you,
1074
01:13:57,558 --> 01:14:00,152
and go on with your bad self.
1075
01:14:03,022 --> 01:14:05,775
Hey, I... I gotta go. Um... Gotta
go suit up for the game.
1076
01:14:05,900 --> 01:14:07,197
You do that.
See ya later. Thanks for comin'.
1077
01:14:07,360 --> 01:14:09,033
You got it.
All right.
1078
01:14:09,195 --> 01:14:11,197
She's the real deal.
1079
01:14:44,605 --> 01:14:46,573
All right. it's a big turnout, ladies.
Here we go, Florine.
1080
01:14:46,732 --> 01:14:48,780
Thanks.
Clementine. Ginger.
1081
01:14:59,453 --> 01:15:01,046
Beth. You okay?
1082
01:15:02,957 --> 01:15:04,334
I don't think he's comin'.
1083
01:15:04,500 --> 01:15:06,798
Oh. Don't worry.
He'll show.
1084
01:15:06,961 --> 01:15:10,010
Hi, y'all.
1085
01:15:11,549 --> 01:15:14,803
- Who was that?
- My roommate.
1086
01:15:14,969 --> 01:15:17,188
My partner.
1087
01:15:18,973 --> 01:15:22,273
- That's Jewel?
- Mm-hmm.
1088
01:15:24,186 --> 01:15:27,986
Now, go ahead, Ginger.
1089
01:15:28,149 --> 01:15:30,527
All right, ladies.
This is it.
1090
01:15:30,693 --> 01:15:32,173
What's more important
than us winning?
1091
01:15:32,194 --> 01:15:33,696
Them losin'.
That's right.
1092
01:15:33,821 --> 01:15:35,073
Hot Flashes on three.
1093
01:15:35,239 --> 01:15:38,083
- One, two, three.
- Hot Flashes!
1094
01:15:51,213 --> 01:15:52,965
Yeah.
1095
01:15:53,132 --> 01:15:55,510
Get back. Get back!
1096
01:16:00,973 --> 01:16:02,600
Yeah. Now get back.
1097
01:16:05,186 --> 01:16:06,984
All right.
Come on, Flo.
1098
01:16:08,064 --> 01:16:09,532
Come on.
1099
01:16:12,401 --> 01:16:13,903
Come on, Beth.
1100
01:16:15,988 --> 01:16:18,707
No, no, no!
1101
01:16:18,824 --> 01:16:21,452
Yes!
1102
01:16:21,619 --> 01:16:23,621
All right. Let's go, ladies.
Let's go!
1103
01:16:23,788 --> 01:16:25,415
Hands up!
1104
01:16:34,340 --> 01:16:36,718
All right, Flo.
All right.
1105
01:16:36,884 --> 01:16:38,636
Come on, Beth.
You got this.
1106
01:16:49,021 --> 01:16:50,944
Go, Clemmy!
1107
01:16:54,360 --> 01:16:55,987
Yeah, babe.
You scored, babe!
1108
01:17:02,952 --> 01:17:04,670
We'll let Number 7 shoot anytime.
1109
01:17:48,372 --> 01:17:50,841
Oh, my God!
Ah!
1110
01:18:00,050 --> 01:18:03,145
We are not playin'
a bad game overall.
1111
01:18:03,262 --> 01:18:05,310
Even though some of us
aren't hittin' our shots.
1112
01:18:06,932 --> 01:18:09,936
Now, no one thought we could
keep up with the state champs.
1113
01:18:11,145 --> 01:18:12,988
But this game...
1114
01:18:14,773 --> 01:18:16,195
your game...
1115
01:18:17,359 --> 01:18:19,657
it's only half over.
1116
01:18:19,820 --> 01:18:22,323
Anything can happen
in the second half.
1117
01:18:22,489 --> 01:18:25,663
I know this has been hard
on some of ya.
1118
01:18:25,826 --> 01:18:28,249
But I also know that you
can rise to the occasion.
1119
01:18:28,412 --> 01:18:29,834
Look.
1120
01:18:31,373 --> 01:18:33,171
People have been sayin' to me,
1121
01:18:33,334 --> 01:18:35,928
you know, those gals of mine,
they're good for their age.
1122
01:18:37,671 --> 01:18:40,140
I tell 'em they're wrong.
1123
01:18:40,299 --> 01:18:43,974
Those gals of mine,
they are good for any age.
1124
01:18:45,179 --> 01:18:46,859
So now, let's get back
out there and-and...
1125
01:18:46,972 --> 01:18:48,144
make fun of their acne!
1126
01:18:48,265 --> 01:18:49,232
Yeah!
1127
01:18:51,435 --> 01:18:54,439
Beth. We can't win this without ya.
1128
01:18:56,315 --> 01:18:58,818
Get your head in the game.
1129
01:19:08,077 --> 01:19:09,624
Ball's in.
1130
01:19:09,745 --> 01:19:11,622
Take it to the hole.
1131
01:19:11,789 --> 01:19:14,793
You never did much of that during
our marriage, now, did ya?
1132
01:19:15,918 --> 01:19:17,044
Yeah, yeah.
1133
01:19:31,475 --> 01:19:34,649
Denied. How's that feel, huh?
Was that good for you?
1134
01:19:34,812 --> 01:19:36,280
It was good for me.
1135
01:19:51,578 --> 01:19:53,171
You got it, Beth.
1136
01:19:56,041 --> 01:19:57,793
- Yes!
- Yeah! There you go.
1137
01:20:24,945 --> 01:20:26,288
Whoo!
1138
01:21:09,448 --> 01:21:11,325
Injury time-out.
1139
01:21:12,785 --> 01:21:14,253
Okay.
1140
01:21:14,411 --> 01:21:16,584
Morn!
1141
01:21:16,705 --> 01:21:18,799
Mom, are you okay? I'm okay.
I'm all right.
1142
01:21:20,584 --> 01:21:22,131
You Okay?
1143
01:21:22,294 --> 01:21:23,921
All right, let's go, ladies.
Come on.
1144
01:21:24,088 --> 01:21:26,216
All right.
Everybody take a seat.
1145
01:21:28,342 --> 01:21:29,782
You sure you're okay?
Yeah. I'm fine.
1146
01:21:29,927 --> 01:21:31,474
We need ya out there.
I'm okay.
1147
01:21:31,637 --> 01:21:32,281
Roxie.
1148
01:21:32,307 --> 01:21:34,882
Okay, ladies, it's
comin' down to the wire.
1149
01:21:35,015 --> 01:21:37,484
I'm really proud of y'all.
You're doin' great. We can do this!
1150
01:21:37,643 --> 01:21:40,567
Just remember. You gotta rebound, Roxie.
Rebound, rebound, rebound.
1151
01:21:40,729 --> 01:21:42,402
Beth, you keep lookin'
for your shot, all right?
1152
01:21:42,564 --> 01:21:44,532
Florine, you drive to that basket.
1153
01:21:44,691 --> 01:21:47,786
Clementine. Nice leg warmers.
Thanks, Coach.
1154
01:21:47,903 --> 01:21:49,913
Remember, Ginger. Butt in the gut.
Butt in the gut.
1155
01:21:49,939 --> 01:21:50,556
Got it, Coach.
1156
01:21:50,697 --> 01:21:52,825
Morrey. How'd you like
to go out to dinner?
1157
01:21:52,991 --> 01:21:54,538
I'd like that.
Okay. All right.
1158
01:21:54,660 --> 01:21:56,958
All right, here's what we're
gonna do, okay? Ready?
1159
01:21:57,121 --> 01:22:01,297
Now what's gonna happen is, Florine's gonna
take the ball in, drive down the lane.
1160
01:22:01,458 --> 01:22:04,428
- Ginger, I want you to sit up and post.
- Why did you do that?
1161
01:22:04,586 --> 01:22:06,509
Accidents happen.
1162
01:22:07,881 --> 01:22:09,849
Daddy!
1163
01:22:15,222 --> 01:22:18,146
Millie did the nasty with
Glenn at the lake last week.
1164
01:22:18,308 --> 01:22:21,232
The day after he gave you his ring.
1165
01:22:22,354 --> 01:22:23,822
Then she did Bo...
1166
01:22:23,981 --> 01:22:26,234
while you were at
the Fun Run Friday.
1167
01:22:26,400 --> 01:22:30,621
And I don't even know the correct
term for what she and John Ray did...
1168
01:22:30,779 --> 01:22:33,783
while you were teachin'
Bible school.
1169
01:22:33,949 --> 01:22:38,045
Oops. Did I say that
out loud?
1170
01:22:38,203 --> 01:22:40,752
- Accidents happen.
- Why, you little...
1171
01:22:53,135 --> 01:22:55,183
Ball.
Give me the ball!
1172
01:22:59,308 --> 01:23:01,936
Hey, I'm Open!
I'm Open!
1173
01:23:07,191 --> 01:23:08,909
Go! Go, go, go, go, go!
1174
01:23:09,026 --> 01:23:10,306
Get in there, Millie.
1175
01:23:16,408 --> 01:23:18,536
Aha! Yes, yes! Yeah.
1176
01:23:25,459 --> 01:23:26,676
Yes! You got it.
1177
01:23:29,796 --> 01:23:32,925
- Come on, Flashes!
- Go!
1178
01:23:57,032 --> 01:24:00,252
Come on, Flashes. Get back, get back.
Get your hands up.
1179
01:24:03,956 --> 01:24:04,832
All right.
1180
01:24:10,337 --> 01:24:11,759
Go, go, go!
1181
01:24:15,384 --> 01:24:17,102
Defense!
1182
01:24:20,639 --> 01:24:22,858
Come on!
Pass that ball.
1183
01:24:34,861 --> 01:24:36,659
Butterball!
1184
01:25:02,055 --> 01:25:05,059
Oh!
1185
01:25:27,247 --> 01:25:30,126
Whoo! Yeah!
1186
01:25:40,844 --> 01:25:42,596
Daddy!
1187
01:25:42,763 --> 01:25:46,003
Oh, there she is. Mmm.
You did such a good job.
1188
01:25:46,029 --> 01:25:46,838
You did.
1189
01:25:46,975 --> 01:25:49,194
But we lost. I know, but he's here.
1190
01:25:49,353 --> 01:25:50,980
It doesn't always go the way we...
1191
01:25:51,104 --> 01:25:54,984
He's not going away anymore.
He's gonna be working here now.
1192
01:25:55,150 --> 01:25:56,868
- Daddy, really?
- Yeah.
1193
01:25:57,027 --> 01:25:59,155
I've missed you so much.
1194
01:25:59,321 --> 01:26:00,743
Beth.
1195
01:26:09,373 --> 01:26:12,627
Good game.
I'm so proud of you.
1196
01:26:23,345 --> 01:26:26,098
How come you didn't come to the
game until the fourth quarter?
1197
01:26:30,060 --> 01:26:33,485
You didn't end it with her.
1198
01:26:33,647 --> 01:26:37,743
She ended it with you.
What difference does it make who ended it?
1199
01:26:37,859 --> 01:26:39,361
It's over.
1200
01:26:40,362 --> 01:26:42,490
It's a big difference.
1201
01:26:45,158 --> 01:26:46,580
Give me the keys.
1202
01:26:48,412 --> 01:26:50,506
Give me the car keys.
1203
01:26:57,879 --> 01:26:59,552
You can find your own way home.
1204
01:27:01,299 --> 01:27:02,846
It is over.
1205
01:27:05,721 --> 01:27:07,143
Beth, face it.
1206
01:27:08,557 --> 01:27:10,651
You can't make it all alone.
1207
01:27:11,977 --> 01:27:13,729
At your age?
1208
01:27:15,605 --> 01:27:19,030
You're right.
I can't.
1209
01:27:20,110 --> 01:27:22,659
But I'm not alone.
1210
01:27:41,923 --> 01:27:43,300
Hey. Looking good.
1211
01:27:43,425 --> 01:27:47,601
Hey, Beth.
Thanks. Bye.
1212
01:27:53,143 --> 01:27:55,942
Florine, that is a great picture.
1213
01:27:56,062 --> 01:27:57,939
Next stop, governor.
1214
01:27:58,064 --> 01:27:59,737
Now that you're an elected
official, can you do something...
1215
01:27:59,900 --> 01:28:01,743
about that annoying pothole
down by the church?
1216
01:28:01,860 --> 01:28:05,535
I'm sorry.
But Kayla Rash is here to stay.
1217
01:28:05,697 --> 01:28:09,076
Bless her heart.
1218
01:28:09,242 --> 01:28:11,495
Beth, how is Jocelyn
doin' off at college?
1219
01:28:11,620 --> 01:28:14,089
Oh, good. I miss her.
1220
01:28:14,247 --> 01:28:15,794
That's the
way it's supposed to be.
1221
01:28:15,957 --> 01:28:18,426
In fact, that's gonna be
the title of my next blog.
1222
01:28:18,543 --> 01:28:20,420
"Tools For Goin' It Alone."
1223
01:28:20,587 --> 01:28:22,055
You might wanna rethink that title.
1224
01:28:22,214 --> 01:28:24,683
People are gonna think you're
talkin' about vibrators.
1225
01:28:24,841 --> 01:28:26,593
And I would listen to her,
'cause she's an expert.
1226
01:28:26,760 --> 01:28:28,512
And proud of it.
Mmm.
1227
01:28:28,678 --> 01:28:31,227
Y'all believe that my little Web site
is actually turnin' a nice profit?
1228
01:28:31,389 --> 01:28:33,642
Well, how could you lose
with that name?
1229
01:28:33,809 --> 01:28:35,527
BethWon'tShutUp.com.
1230
01:28:36,770 --> 01:28:38,238
Sort of says it all.
Uh-huh.
1231
01:28:38,396 --> 01:28:40,364
- Ooh, ooh, ooh, y'all.
- Ah, y'all.
1232
01:28:41,525 --> 01:28:42,947
Would you look at that.
1233
01:28:43,109 --> 01:28:45,282
Ooh!
1234
01:28:45,445 --> 01:28:47,618
Shall we?
Mm-mm-mm!
1235
01:28:52,452 --> 01:28:54,454
A reliable source says
they're livin' together.
1236
01:28:54,579 --> 01:28:56,740
Guess they decided to eat
supper before they say grace.
1237
01:28:57,791 --> 01:29:00,385
You know what they say?
Once you go small...
1238
01:29:00,502 --> 01:29:02,300
- You never go tall.
- Mm-hmm.
1239
01:29:02,420 --> 01:29:04,889
Who says that?
Nobody says that.
1240
01:29:05,048 --> 01:29:06,265
We say it.
Yeah.
1241
01:29:06,383 --> 01:29:08,010
- Don't.
- Don't.
1242
01:29:43,128 --> 01:29:46,098
Yee-haw! Howdy, folks.
How you doin'?
1243
01:30:46,900 --> 01:30:48,994
We all love Tess.
1244
01:30:50,695 --> 01:30:52,948
Motherfu...
I trusted that it's not gonna hit her.
1245
01:31:12,676 --> 01:31:14,269
Ready. Ready.
1246
01:31:14,427 --> 01:31:17,101
Ooh.
A camera with no filter.
1247
01:31:20,058 --> 01:31:21,526
I'm worried.
1248
01:31:21,685 --> 01:31:22,686
I'm okay.
1249
01:31:22,852 --> 01:31:24,650
Oh, my God!
1250
01:31:54,676 --> 01:31:56,178
Look, I'm in a box.
1251
01:31:56,302 --> 01:31:58,430
Oh, man.
I can't get out.
1252
01:31:59,723 --> 01:32:00,645
Whoo!94390