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♪ MTV ♪

Previously onAll Stars...

This season, winning
legendary Legend stars

is everything.

In the grand finale,

the four queens with the most
legendary Legend stars

will compete in a Lip Sync
Lalaparuza Smackdown

for the crown.

Whoo. Okay.

This the tournament
of champions, bitch.

Hoo!

Do we do an alliance?

Bitch, if you wanna do
an alliance...

- I mean, I'm very into it.
- Let's do it.

♪ Realize the triple crown
is why I'm here ♪

♪ It's what I'm after ♪

♪ I'm dripping in designer,
hot on fire ♪

♪ Struttin' down the runway
building my empire ♪

♪ Legends never die ♪

Shea Couleé and Monét X Change,
con-drag-ulations.

You've each earned
a legendary Legend star.

This is your chance

to block
one of your fellow queens

from receiving a legendary
Legend star next week.

Shea Couleé, con-drag-ulations.

You're a winner, baby.

With great power
comes great responsibility.

You're blocked.

Yes, Miss Shea winner.

Ooh, little old me.

Yay, Shea.

It feels so correct

to win the first challenge
of the All Legends season.

I'm letting everybody know

that if they want
to come out with a crown,

they're gonna have
to go through me first.

Baby, she a brick house. Aow.

Con-drag-ulations, Shea.

Thank you.

And also congratulations,

because you got a legendary
Legend star, bitch.

- A star, bitch.
- A star, bitch.

So at this point,
two bitches are closer

to potentially... thank you...

Um, winning.

And one is a step
literally behind.

This could be the beginning
of her downfall.

Am I a bad friend?

- No.
- No.

Kinda.

Oh, shit.

- Oh!
- Oh!

Speak of the devil, girl!

- Werk.
- Trintity.

I've fought worse monsters
in Hollywood for years!

I know how to win the hard way.

Okay, so let me explain.

You know, you and I
have the most history

competing in this
competition together.

Uh-huh.

And I was, like, okay,
this is still the beginning,

and I know what
a fierce competitor you are.

Uh-huh.

I said, if there's one person

that can bounce back
immediately from this

and, like, not be fazed,
I knew it was you.

So that's why I picked you.

Well...

I understand your reasoning,

and I...

will accept.

Aw!

You don't have a choice.

I know.

Let her be dignified!

Damn you, Shea Couleé!

Girl, I thought we were friends.

But you know what?

The only reason why
you would block someone

is because you find them
to be competition.

So, girl, I guess
it's a compliment.

So the competition is starting.

But don't get cute, bitch,

because you can block
The Tuck one time,

but she's going
to bounce right back.

I have a fire under my ass,

and it ain't gonorrhea.

Huh! Ha ha ha ha!

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

The winner of
RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars

receives a one-year supply

of Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmetics,

a cash prize of $200,000,

and will be crowned
queen of all queens.

With extra-special guest judge
style icon Daphne Guinness.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

♪ May the best drag queen win ♪

♪ Best drag queen win ♪

We're back!

- Wow.
- Wow.

Another day, another slay, okay?

I feel fabulous, girl.

I have this brand-new,
stainless steel,

gold-plated legendary
Legend star on my hat,

and it's glamorous.

It's like when you, like,

walk through, like, a real bad
neighborhood, you're like, oh,

everyone's looking
at my jewelry, girl.

Mind your business.

It's gorgeous.

My eyes are up here.

Trinity, just think,

next time you walk in the
werkroom, you might have one.

Oh, wait.

But full tea,
not blocking anyone,

this fits perfectly
in my fantasy.

I do not wanna put a target
on my back.

I have established myself
as a fierce competitor

winning a star.

Got an alliance over here.

All of the pieces
are working together.

So how does it feel,
like, walking in

with a target on your chest hat?

I mean, does it really
give us a target?

I don't feel like...

Oh, bitch,
you are top of my list.

I'm gonna start where
the people are already shining.

You know, I kind of agree

that what would make
the most sense

is to block a girl
with a star to slow them down.

How pissed off would you be
if you got blocked after a win?

I'm coming for you.

Can we still be friends,
even if...

- No.
- No.

But you can only block somebody

if they're not
one of the top two,

so me and Monét just
have to remain in the top two.

You know what I'm saying?

- The strategy is win.
- Stay afloat.

Hello, hello, hello!

Look at you all!

Good morning, queens.

Good morning.

For this week's
maxi-challenge...

We're playing the Snatch Game.

I feel it!

Are you excited?

No.

#AllStars7.

But for All Stars, All Winners,

I'm asking you to double down

on your charisma, uniqueness,
nerve, and talent.

You won't be impersonating
just one celebrity.

You need to impersonate
two celebrities.

Oh, my God.

That's right,
two celebrities, one Snatch.

Now, this I gotta see.

Racers, start your engines,
and may the best legend win.

I'm obsessed with Jaida.

Fantasy!

Today's maxi-challenge

is my favorite challenge
in Drag Racehistory,

and that is Snatch Game.

Whoo!

I'm doing Joanna Lumley
from Absolutely Fabulous,

and Catherine Tate.

She is a British comedian.

Snatch Gameis such
an important challenge,

because it just shows

this plethora of skills
that you need as a queen:

makeup transformation,
character impersonations,

and making people laugh.

And, I mean, I slayed
my first-ever Snatch Game.

There's three million people

here watching me today.

And I've got a lot of
impersonations in my arse-enal.

So bring it on!

Character acting
is my safe space

and my place to play.

So what you're saying is Shea
should have blocked you.

I mean,
I'm looking forward to it.

Yeah.

We've got some really strong
Snatchers here.

He won, so, Trinity...

Malibu, baby. Ha! Ha!

Shea.

Yeah, boy!

- Uh-huh.
- Me, Jinkx.

The label is faded.

I can never tell if it's paté

or if it's giblets for the cats.

Neither of you won
your Snatch Games.

What are you talking about?

I mean, that's just a fact.

Shea, I think you gave us

woke progressive Flavor Flav.

Gender is a construct, man.

Tear it apart.

- Thank you.
- Who you got this time?

I'm gonna do Miss J. Alexander,

and I'm gonna do Elsa Majimbo.

Who is that?

So she's TikTok/Twitter famous.

She's always kind of, like,
doing little monologues

with, like, potato chips
and sunglasses.

And she goes, hee hee hee.

Yes, absolutely, yes.

I love that she does have,
like, a physical punchline

with, like, the potato chip
and the sunglasses,

but I'm going to try my hardest

to, like, allow myself
to have fun as this character.

It's gonna be fun.
It's gonna be fun.

This is gonna be
a good Snatch Game.

- I hope so.
- Snatch Games.

This is, like, the Olympics
of Snatch Game.

- Monét.
- Yes, my love?

Are you excited for Snatch Game?

I am excited for Snatch Game.

Snatch Game, though,
is a little tricky for me.

I just have this love/hate
with Snatch Game, you know?

Like, it's a very
tumultuous relationship.

We go through it, and when
we're in love, we're in love,

and when we hate each other,
we really hate each other.

So...

here we go.

I'm actually excited for two,

because I was having a hard time
narrowing it down,

and now I don't have to.
I can do both.

Who are you doing?

Natasha Lyonne and Judy Garland.

I didn't wanna do Judy
until I got the blessing

from my friend
Thirsty Burlington.

She used to do Judy,
but she retired this character,

so she gave me her blessing.

She said
"Take it and shine, darling."

Werk!

Why are you acting like this?

You know, this is where
when you're hungry,

I'll make you
a Salisbury steak sandwich.

Oh, I'm so jealous.

Can we, like, switch for this?

Can we do Freaky Friday
this Snatch Game?

You play Martin Lawrence
and Mike Tyson as Monét,

the blackface of it all,
bitch, cancelled.

You know what, let's switch.

Let's get ya canceled, Jinkx!

That's what you're here to do!

This is my literal nightmare
in some ways,

because, like, I bombed one,
and now we have to do two.

On my season, I bombed
Snatch Gamewith Whoopi.

Her joints.

Her joints are always wet.

I'm just nervous

going up against so many people

who wrote the literal book
on Snatch Game,

and I haven't graduated
my first Snatchclass.

I'm doing my own interpretation
of the Boogieman.

Okay. Oh, werk!

Because he's, like,
a made-up character,

he's been under
all of your beds.

And then my second option,
Rico Nasty.

She's, like, this punk
young scream rapper,

and she's a 23-year-old,
like, kid.

I just really wanna focus
on having fun,

so I'm wondering if Ru's gonna
enjoy me screaming at her for...

Hey, ladies.

- Hey!
- Hey!

Let's talk Snatch.

Okay.

All right, Trinity, bring
all that ass over here, girl.

It's a lotta ass.

I hope I don't injure anybody.

So I see you have
some devil horns there.

And then you have a little
puppet body down there.

Uh-huh.

I have no idea who that is.

Let me give you a clue.

Can you see my pussy now?

Wait, the only thing
I'm getting is Leslie Jordan.

- That's exactly who it is. Yes!
- Oh!

This is a very smart choice.

I think so.

I think he's got enough
in my wheelhouse

that I can basically
just make fun of myself.

That's right, and I'm
looking forward to that.

Now, what about the devil horns?

- Who is that?
- Satan.

Okay.

You know, I grew up
Southern Baptist.

Yes.

And so I was, like,
well, let me take the piss

out of the religion
that I grew up with.

Yes, well,
I cannot wait to have fun

and laugh, laugh, laugh,
laugh, laugh.

I can't wait
to finally meet Satan.

I'm excited to meet them, too.

Bitch, I am gonna win this shit.

I may not get no star
because I'm blocked,

but these girls
better watch out,

because they're about to burn

in the fiery pits
of hell, bitch.

Look who's back in the house.

What was it like

doing your first challenge
last week

in 11 years?

Painful.

It's not like riding
a fucking bike.

So, yeah, it's definitely
been difficult,

- but fun, but fun.
- But fun.

So now, when you did
Snatch Game,

you did Tyra Banks,
and I believe you were safe.

What?

Are you smizing too hard?

I think I smized so hard
my eyes bled, girl.

I should have won,
but that's okay.

- You feel you should have won.
- Mm-hmm.

What was your takeaway?

I was hysterical.

I should have won.
I just told you.

See, look at me.

I'm hysterical,
and I wasn't even trying.

This is... I'm winning this one.

I mean, come on, my eyes
were bleeding. I was good.

Your eyes were bleeding,
you're right.

So I see... are those
riding crops or skiing...

No, no, no,
I have chosen to do Madame.

Oh, from Waylon Flowers...

Waylon Flowers and Madame, yes.

Wow. I love Madame!

Well, she was a rod puppet,

so, you know, you gotta...

If you gonna be Madame,
you gotta have sticks.

Oh, my goodness.

Who's your other character?

I'm doing Diana Vreeland.

- Oh!
- Mm.

- Another favorite.
- Right.

The first real editor-in-chief

of Voguemagazine, and
Harper's Bazaarbefore that,

and she is a woman who
spouts off the words for you

to just assume that
everybody understands.

Oh.

You know, prolapse.

Cherry cordial, mm.

On my season,
I loved doing Snatch Game,

but I do remember
how difficult it is.

All right, well, have fun
in the Snatch Game, okay?

I will.

Low-key I'm, like,
fully, fully terrified.

Terrified!

Almost live
from almost Hollywood,

it's time to play

theAll Stars, All Winners
Snatch Game.

And here's your host, RuPaul.

Welcome, everybody!

Let's meet tonight's
Snatch Gamecontestants.

She's Peoplemagazine's
sexiest man alive,

Michelle Visage.

Hi, everybody, hi!

He's Playboy'sPlaymate
of the Year, Ross Mathews.

I demand a recount!

Are you ready to meet
our celebrities?

- Yes!
- Yes!

In this corner,

it's former heavyweight champion
of the world Mike Tyson.

Hey, RuPaul, how you doing?

So nice to see you again.
You look gorgeous.

And to all
my beautiful ladies here,

- I'm gonna offer them one thing.
- What's that?

I'm gonna fuck 'em all
in the ass.

Fuck 'em all in the ass.

Wow.

You all remember her
from Waylon Flowers and Madame.

Here is Madame!

I've been on Hollywood Squares,

I've been on The Tonight Show,

and now I'm just on Quaaludes.

Yay!

She's absolutely fabulous.

It's Joanna Lumley.

Darling, how are you, sweetie?

I'm doing great.

I know we're on telly,

so I'd just like to say
I love Chanel.

Well, maybe they'll send
some over, you know?

Hopefully.
Let's try again.

I love Chanel.

This little devil
needs no introduction.

It's Satan!

Hey, girl!

People call me the devil, Satan,

Michelle Visage, Lucifer,

but you can call me Luci
with an "I."

All my friends do.

Now, our very own Russian doll,
it's Natasha Lyonne.

Hey there, Ru.

You know we did
that flick together.

That's right, we did, uh...

Yeah, Don't Tell Mom
the Cheerleader's a Lesbian.

- I quit smoking today.
- Oh, you did?

- Mm-hmm.
- Well, what are you smoking?

A cigarette, yeah.

I didn't say it was going well.

Up next, the queen
of sugar trap,

it's Rico Nasty.

People always asking,

"Rico, why you nasty?"

Because I keep your man like
toilet paper in my asscheeks.

Aah!

Ooh, okay.

All right, let's move on down.

She's an Instagram sensation,

Kenyan comedian Elsa Majimbo.

It is such an honor.

The fact that I was watching
your TV show in my bathrobe,

and now in my bathrobe
on your TV show.

Yes.

Here to party like it's 1999,

the Purple One,
Prince is in the house.

Yay!

Hee, hee, hee, hee, ah.

What's up, Ru? I'm sexy.

Yes!

- Oh!
- Ooh.

- I'm a man.
- Yes.

All right, contestants, are
you ready to play Snatch Game?

- Yes.
- All right, here you go.

- This one's for Ross.
- Okay.

Lil Nas X recorded a duet
with Lady Bunny.

Oh, wow.

Their song is called
Old blank Road.

Old Clown Road.

- Okay.
- Right?

All right, let's go
to our celebrities

and find out if you have
any matches,

starting with Mike Tyson.

I think it's old champion,

because he's a champion
for the queer people, RuPaul.

Yes, he is.

His style is impetuous and
his punches are impregnable.

Not a match there,
but I gotta say, Mike Tyson,

your penmanship is impeccable.

Impregnable.

Impregnable. That's it.

All right,
let's move on down to Madame.

All right, what say you, Madame?

Lady Bunny's my very old,
old, old, old, old friend.

Oh? Yes.

Wooden teeth.

Not a match, Madame,
but a very good answer.

All right, let's move on
down to Joanna Lumley.

We are looking for
Old Clown Road.

I just wrote Old Clown Road,
and I also wrote Chanel.

Rossy, you got a match!

- I got one!
- Yes, yes.

All right, let's move on down
to the one, the only Lucifer.

Now, you worked with Lil Nas X
recently, didn't you?

- I did, I did.
- You did a video together.

What was the lap dance like?

I was like, yes, queen, yes!

You worked out on my lap. Yes!

We're looking
for Old Clown Road.

I said Old Bottom Road.

- Old Bottom Road.
- Yes.

That makes sense.

Oh, good answer.
I've been down that road before.

- Yeah, they just repaved it.
- Did they really?

They did. They got rid
of the speed bumps. Yeah.

Thank God.

Well, thank you, Satan.
Not a match, but very close.

Let's move on down to Elsa.

We are looking for
an Old Clown Road.

Now, I looked up
this Lady Bunny.

She's neither a lady
nor a bunny.

No.

So I said Old Brown Road.

Not a match.

Let's move on down to Prince.

Hee, hey, hoo.

I was dreaming
when I wrote this answer.

Oh, you...

What were you
dreaming about, Prince?

We're looking for...

- Clown, Old Clown Road.
- Clown, Old Clown Road.

Are we still on that question?

Yeah.

I wrote "old."

- Ah, Old Old Road.
- Old Road.

Old Old Road.

- That's a poet right there.
- Yeah.

All right, this next question
is for Michelle.

- Okay.
- Bianca Del Rio is so lucky.

How lucky is she?

Well, she recently hosted
the Westminster Dog Show,

and she ended up winning
the award for best blank.

Bitch.

Best bitch.

All right, let's go
to our celebrities

and see what they wrote,
starting with Satan.

Are you ready?

Yes!

Now, we're looking for bitch.

What say you, Satan?

I personally know Bianca.

She is my protégé.

- Okay.
- And when I retire,

she will be taking over.

Oh, great. Good to know.

And so, I said,
"Best in bitch face,"

because she looks like a hound.

Okay. Let's go to the judges
and see what they said.

The judges say it's a match.

Thanks, Luci!

Oh, thank you!

Love you. Mean it.

Let's move on down
to Natasha Lyonne.

Yeah.

We're looking for bitch.

Do you have a bitch?

No, I said best breeder.

- Best breeder.
- You know?

Bianca's a top,
and she's also petite.

- Oh!
- Yeah.

And tiny tops, it cracks me up.

- Yes.
- Like, imagine

Jaida Essence Hall
topping Monét X Change.

That would be hilarious
to see, you know?

Right.

Like a four-year-old trying
to move a couch on her own.

Somehow I can't get
that picture out of my head.

It'll haunt you, Ru.

Let's move on down
to Rico Nasty.

Rico McNasty, aah.

What's all that money?
Where'd you get that money?

Bitch, when you stay
as flossy as me,

the money, she just
comes outta everywhere.

I got money here,
I got money there.

- Bitch, I'm made of money.
- Oh!

I'm going to take this and feed
a whole, entire village.

Thank you.

Here, I got more. Aah!

Good job, Elsa.

Now, Rico,
we're looking for bitch.

What do you say?

I wrote "bitch,
bitch, bitch, bitch,

whoa, Rico, whoa, bitch,
bitch, whoa, whoa, bitch."

That's, like, six matches.

Actually, the judges are saying
you only get that one point.

Wow!

Let's move on down to Prince.

Prince, what are you wearing?

Here we go.

Oh! Okay.

I would definitely fuck him
in the ass.

We're looking for bitch.

What do you say?

Best "bark." Yip-yip.

Ooh, hoo, yip!

That's not a match.

All right, Ross,
this one's for you.

Okay.

Michelle Visage
is hosting a new spinoff:

Drag Race New Jersey.

The winner will receive
a year's supply of blank.

If Michelle is there,

you're gonna need
a year's supply of penicillin.

Oh, I was gonna say antibiotics.

Good answer!

Let's start with Mike Tyson.

If Michelle Visage
is still anything

like I knew her back
in the nineties, Penis-cillian.

- Aah!
- It's a match.

Mike Tyson, you can
fuck me in the ass!

Oh, yeah, I'm here to fuck you
in the ass. Aah!

This is a fun game.

Let's move on down to Madame.

Madame, have you spent time
in New Jersey?

Absolutely fucking not.

But I hear the women there love
to have a little bit of sparkle.

Yes.

I just so happen to be wearing
my summer diamonds today.

- You are?
- Absolutely.

Summer diamonds and summer not.

That's funny.

My answer is "bling bling."

Not a match for Ross.

All right,
let's move on down to Prince.

Michelle Visage
is hosting a new spinoff,

Drag Race New Jersey.

The winner will receive
a year's supply of...

We're looking for penicillin.

"My Grey."

- My Grey.
- Now, hear me out.

It's a new hair product
for people with grey hair.

Adds shine, volume, luster.

Yes.

I'd like what he's smoking.

Now, that buzzer means
we are out of time,

but don't go away.

We'll be right back

with a whole new
galaxy of stars.

You stay right there, all right?

Welcome back

to theAll Stars, All Winners
Snatch Game.

Are you guys ready to meet
our new crop of celebrities?

- Yay!
- Yeah!

Okay, now it's the star

of the hilarious
Catherine Tate show,

Catherine Tate!
Hello, Catherine.

I'll tell you what, Ru.

I brought you a nice slice
of madeira cake.

I'll put it here for later.

Oh, fantastic.

Yes.

Up next, straight
from under your bed,

it's the Boogeyman.

Hey, baby,
I am the oogie-boogie,

the creepiest dude
from underneath your bed frame.

Who knew the Boogeyman
was so foxy?

- Damn!
- Not me.

I'm so fly,
they call me the Boogieman.

Boo!

Up next... oh, dear.

Can somebody give me a booster?

I got you, yeah.

- Oh!
- Whoa!

Oh, there he is.

He's an actor, a singer.

Leslie Jordan is here!

My mother, she had
a C-section with me,

so this is the closest
I'm ever gonna get to a snatch.

Up next, from The Garden
of Good and Evil,

it's the Lady Chablis.

How are you?

I don't know.

When I have enough
of my pussy juice,

I'll let you know
later on tonight.

Do you ever drink Chablis?

I don't know
what the hell that is.

Now, from America's
Next Top Model,

it is J. Alexander, y'all.

Last time I saw you,
we was taking bets

on how many devilled eggs we
could fit in our mouths at once.

Do you remember
how much you did?

No, I can't remember.

None, 'cause you said you
was watching your cholesterol,

you skinny bitch.

Up next, we have the legend.

Fashion icon
Diana Vreeland is here.

Diana Vreeland, darling,

so much style,
so much inspiration.

What inspires you now?

Purple mittens.

I'd say purple mittens.

Okay.

Up next, it's the hilarious
Martin Lawrence.

Well, well,
lookie-lookie, RuPaul.

You finally got me
on your little show.

- Yes.
- Well, you know, RuPaul,

a lot of these people
think that I'm a drag queen,

but I ain't no drag queen,
RuPaul.

No? What are you?

I'm a lady.

Oh, yes.

Up next, it's the legend.

The one and only
Judy Garland is here.

- Hello, Ru.
- Yes.

It's... it's so wonderful
to be here.

It's... it's wonderful
to be anywhere, really.

Yes.

You know, I've been dead
for quite some time.

Judy, I've always
wanted to ask you.

What is over that darn rainbow?

Well, it's a set, Ru.

It's not... it's not real.

It's a cardboard set, darling.

It didn't go anywhere.

It's Hollywood.
Yes, of course.

All right, our first question
is for Michelle Visage.

Okay.

How can you tell
Chris Hemsworth, Chris Pine,

and Chris Evans apart?

Chris Hemsworth's
blank is bigger.

- Hammer.
- Hammer.

Let's go on over
to Catherine Tate.

That Hemsworth bloke
is a big bastard.

Nice to look at.

Yes, he is really gorgeous.

And I've seen him in that film,

he's throwing around
that big hammer.

He could throw it at me
if he likes.

So I wrote
his stonking big 'ammer.

"Big stonking hammer."

You got a point!

All right, let's move on down
to Leslie Jordan.

Now, Leslie,
we're looking for a hammer.

I did say "hammer."

Whoo!

Bitch, I wish he would
pound me with his hammer.

I would climb him like a tree.

I would need a ladder.

Let's move on down
to Miss J. Alexander.

Back in 1984,
I got a perm from Chris.

- Ooh!
- So bad, all my hair fell out.

- Oh, dear.
- Girl, I told myself that day

I would never utter
the name "Chris" again.

You just said it
three times, darling.

So, you know,

I'm still a petty bitch,
so I said, "Who?"

- Oh!
- Ooh!

Well, Michelle,
you didn't get a match.

Let's move on down
to Judy Garland.

- Chris Hemsworth.
- Chris Hemsworth.

His blank is bigger.
We're looking for hammer.

Broom, I don't know
if I'm your...

I don't think I'm playing
the game correctly.

- Well...
- I said his last name is bigger.

Oh. Yeah.

But I feel like

I was supposed to have written
something filthy.

No, no, no, no, no.

If you want a filthy story...

Do you want that?

- I'll do it for you.
- I'd love a filthy story.

- Yes!
- Oh, yes?

Well, did I ever tell you
about the time

I was in a Dean Martin
and Frank Sinatra sandwich,

and Frank Sinatra's penis
was so big...

How big was it?

When I was doing
a line of coke off of it,

I had to stop halfway through
to catch my breath.

No!

You don't say!

Now that we're at
the midway point,

is that my camera?

♪ Don't be jealous ♪

♪ Of my boogie ♪

♪ You can say that you are not ♪

♪ But I always see you looking ♪

That was good, Judy,
that was good, Judy.

Thank you. Thank you.

Okay, here we go.

- Ross.
- Mm.

They're doing a drag reboot
of Bewitched.

- Ooh!
- In this version,

Samantha the witch

doesn't wiggle her nose
to cast spells,

she wiggles her blank.

She wiggles her tuck.

- Ahh!
- She wiggles her tuck.

- Of course!
- Yes!

All right, let's move on down
to the Lady Chablis.

We are looking for a tuck.

Now, I never seen anybody
wiggle their nose

and get a goddamn thing.

That's why I wrote down
pussy... cat.

Oh, pussycat.

I wiggle mine all the time,

and I can make anything
I want appear.

Lady Chablis,
not a match for Ross.

Let's move on down
to Martin Lawrence.

RuPaul, you know
I own my own hair salon?

- Do you?
- In Detroit.

We specialize in lace fronts
and lace backs

and lace sides
and lace sideways.

Baby, I'd like
to lay you sideways

after this game goes down.

I be come on, Mr. Boogieman.

There's nothing but space
and opportunity up in here.

So I think that the new Samantha
should shake her weave.

- Shake her weave.
- Oh!

Ross, not a match for you.

All right, Michelle Visage.

Yes, hit me, baby.

Kandy Muse has become
a hometown hero

back in the Bronx.

In fact, they even named
a blank after her.

A bodega.

Kandy Muse Bodega,
named after Kandy Muse.

Wouldn't you shop
at that bodega?

I would. I would buy
everything there.

Thank you.

Let's start with the Boogieman.

Boogieman, what say you?

We're looking for a bodega.

She done bonked so many boys
in the boogie-down Bronx

they named a whole damn
free clinic after her.

Bonked so many boys
in the boogie-down Bronx.

In the boogie-down Bronx, baby.

- Really, the alliteration.
- Alliteration.

Baby, that's not
all I could alliterate.

- Oh!
- Ooh!

You know, I'm a real man,
a Boogie-man.

Oh-hoo-hoo!

I've just given him a ham shank
under the desk.

Oh, my goodness.

All right, let's move on down
to Leslie Jordan.

We are looking for a bodega.

Now, do you know
what a bodega is?

I've shopped at many a bodega.

What were you buying?

A condom.
I used it as a raincoat.

Yes.

Magnum.

Because I got a big head.

Yeah, yeah, of course, yes.

We're looking for bodega.
What do you have?

She is very talented
with her mouth.

That's a very large mouth, Ru.

Yeah, it is.

So I said a glory hole.

Ahh!

- Well, not a match yet.
- No.

Let's go on down
to the great Diana Vreeland.

Right.

Kandy Muse has become a
hometown hero back in the Bronx.

In fact, they even named
a blank after her.

We're looking for bodega.

Ah, you see, I adore a girl
with a Rubenesque figure.

Yes.

And speaking of,
I'm a bit starving

and could use a Reuben myself,
and I might go to a bodega.

Oh!

Bodega!

- Whoo!
- Wow.

All right, let's move on down

to the great, the one
and only Judy Garland.

Judy, we are looking for
a bodega.

"Sandwidge."

The Kandy Muse "sandwidge."

It's steak and eggs
between two pork chops.

Okay.

I used to make it for Liza
when she was cranky.

- As a mother would.
- Of course!

And I would like to take
a mo... is that my camera?

- Yes.
- I'd like to take a moment.

You see, there's
a veteran named Dave

who's been on your show,

and he said he was worried
that he killed me.

I think I might have killed
Judy Garland.

And I wanna say, Dave,
if you're watching,

you're not responsible, darling.

It's all right.

You're forgiven. Yes.

There you go. Dave,
you're off the hook, honey.

That sound means time is up.

- Oh!
- Oh!

Until next time,

don't forget to have your snatch
spayed and neutered.

Yay!

Say good night, everybody.

Good night, everybody!

Do we have time for one more?

Yes, of course we do.

♪ Gentlemen,
start your engines ♪

♪ May the best woman win ♪

Oh, yeah!

They changed it to "drag queen."

- Yes!
- Aow!

- Here we are.
- Bam, bam-bam-bam, bam.

We are snatched up.

Bam, bam, bam, bam, baow.

It's a new song, it's a new day.

I survived the first ever
double-headed Snatch Game,

and I'm mostly unscathed.

Mostly.

Some people did amazing,

and then other people
just kind of shouted.

I am happy with what
I delivered yesterday.

I hit my goal,
which was to make Ru laugh,

and she did it,
like, at least twice.

I remember at least twice.

Who are your clear tops
for this week?

Like, if everyone
has to choose two?

Jinkx, Trinity, Raja.

Bitch, that is three.
Can you not count?

Oh, did you say two?

He's British!

Jinkx, that was
an absolute master class,

not even of just Snatch Game

but just of drag
and cultural reference.

Oh, well, thank you.

I feel happy.

Raja also was super, super
committed to the character

- every single time.
- Yes.

There were some moments
where Madame was, like...

She was really on fire,

and you were just throwing
them right back at him,

and I was like, oh, she's
in the pocket right now.

I really liked being included
in this list of tops.

I thought I was just gonna
be, like, passable, you know?

I think it's kind of cool

that this is the one
that I'm sort of...

I got to excel at
a little bit, you know?

- Yeah.
- So, yeah, it was fun.

I had a good time.

It was great to see
that side of you,

because I'm sure a lot of people
were expecting, like,

oh, Raja's gonna be
the fashion queen.

- It's gonna be model, model.
- I'm serious, yeah.

And then to see you
have so much fun.

And we've seen
the exact opposite.

The bitch can't walk in heels,
but she has her snatch.

Trinity, you as Leslie Jordan
was unbearable, like...

Oh, thank you.

Every time, every time any
of the judges looked at you,

they just, like,
started doubling over.

I'm so excited to potentially
not get a star today.

But I still have the potential
to win $10,000

and block one of you bitches.

- Oh, yeah.
- You hear that?

She's gonna block
one of you bitches.

One of you bitches.

Like she said,
one of you bitches.

So, Jinkxy-poo.

Mm-hmm?

What's your strategy
for blocking, girl?

And don't say me.

Well, it will be someone
who already has a star.

Only two bitches have stars,
and that's me and Shea.

So, okay, okay, distract,
distract, distract.

Bitch, you don't know
what's coming next.

I guess not.

But the strategy I'm trying
to play is statistics.

So whoever has a star right now
is in the lead.

Mm-hmm.

So you just naturally have
to slow that person down

or they could get two stars
before you know it, you know?

Like, I play
a lot of video games,

and I'm thinking, like,

if I were playing
against someone online,

how would I keep them
from winning?

Oh, shit, oh, shit.
Mayday, mayday, mayday, no!

That's just the only thing
that makes any sense, right?

No!

♪ Cover girl,
put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe,
let your whole body talk ♪

♪ Cover girl ♪

That hair.

And what?

Welcome to the main stage

of RuPaul's Drag Race
All Stars, All Winners.

Michelle Visage.

Girl, yesterday
your Snatch Gamewas on fire.

Oh, my goodness,
was that what that smell was?

The hilarious Ross Mathews.

Now, Ross, did you
have fun yesterday?

Well, Ru, it turns out
I'm a total snatch man.

- You never know.
- Yeah, I just had to try it.

And style goddess
Daphne Guinness.

- Welcome, darling.
- Thank you.

I've run into your queens
all over the world,

and I'm just so excited to
be here and see them in person.

And they are so excited
that you're here.

This week
we challenged our All Stars

to impersonate not one,
but two celebrities

on an extra-special edition
of Snatch Game.

And tonight on the runway,

category is
The Pleather Principle.

All Stars, start your engines,

and may the best legend win.

Category is Pleather Principle.

Up first, Monét X Change.

Wow.

Hey, you guys wanna
hang out and split a six-pack?

Abs-olutely fabulous.

Does this bow
make my pussy look big?

Yes, huge.

I feel like I have been sculpted

by a leather Greek god.

I feel delicious.

I'm like a perfectly sculpted

Cadbury chocolate candy fantasy.

I love me some naugahyde.

Wait a minute.
What did I just call myself?

Yvie Oddly.

What an anime-niac.

Anime-zing.

This week on the runway

I wanted to serve something
from my inner child.

I was obsessed
with anime growing up.

Twinning!

Do you know who the father is?

My favorite thing about anime

is how the clothes are always
almost regular clothes,

but then jumbled around
and made a little ridiculous.

I love the big, bright colors,
I love the shapes,

and I wanna give it all
to the judges.

Well, they say
one twin gets fed more in utero.

Unfortunately,
they were triplets.

Oh.

Up next, Raja.

Who the fuck is Pleatha?

Purchased at the best
little pleather shop in Texas.

This look, I'm inspired

by glam rock,
London around 1974,

a Bowie-esque sort of moment.

And I'm walking
to the corner market

just to go pick up
a pack of ciggies

and go sit in a pub for a bit.

It's just sexy
and rock and roll.

Sissy that walk.

Yeah.

Trinity the Tuck.

Oh, my God.

You know,
all fashion sins are forgiven

with a side ponytail.

Amen.

I wanted to do a take
on a puffer jacket.

Is that what you call them,
puffer jacket?

Puff... puff jacket?

I don't know.

You know, it's puffy now,

but it'll go down
after a few minutes.

I'm not going to be
showing off so much body

every single runway,
so enjoy while you can.

She got four
Michelin stars for this look.

Up next, The Vivienne.

Now, Viv, I want you
to look me squarely in the eye.

Yes, it's the new look
of communism.

I am feeling
every pleather fantasy

walking down the runway

with the biggest shoulders
you've ever seen.

I've got shoes that
could kick shit into space.

I love it.

She's red and shoulders
above the rest.

Jinkx Monsoon.

Ooh, fiddle-dee-dee!

She's the house mom
at the BDSM house.

Oh!

Now, pleather is
typically used in fetish gear.

This is Mary Poppins
if she were a dominatrix,

and that is the Jinkx Monsoon
fashion aesthetic.

Is the bustle still running?

Jaida Essence Hall.

Silly rabbit,
Matrix are for kids.

I think she's out
of the blue pills.

Okay.

I decided to go with

a very sickening ode
to the nineties.

You know, veryBlade, very
Matrix-y, very Aliyah vibe,

full nineties
sci-fi movie fantasy.

Come on,
Jaida Essence Pinkett Smith.

Up next, Shea Couleé.

Purr-fection.

Mm, puss in chaps.

Oh, she got cattitude.

Oh, yeah.

Ooh!

I'm serving you

Tim Burton's Catwoman
meets Basquiat meets bubblegum.

I'm feeling so sexy, so bad,
and I'm loving this look,

and I can tell
the judges are, too.

She gonna give us
a Fancy Feast if we keep at it.

Welcome, ladykins.

Tonight, I'll name the two
top All Stars of the week

and award each of them
a legendary Legend star,

unless she's been blocked.

I call shade.

Then the top two will lip sync

for their chance to win $10,000

and the power to block
one of their fellow competitors

from receiving a legendary
Legend star next week.

Ladies, I can't tell you
how proud I am.

That Snatch Game,
it was hilarious.

Hila-ri-ous.

Now it's time
for the judges' critiques,

starting with Monét X Change.

Michelle Visage.

Martin Lawrence, you chose
an iconic character. Great idea.

Looked great, attitude was fun,
and you made us all laugh.

But Mike Tyson was a knockout.

Hilarious, and it was fun
to play with you,

because I felt like
you were in your rhythm.

Oh, you look fabulous.

I love the dress.

It's got
a kind of McQueen corset

and a bum story going on.

It's ticking
all the boxes for me.

I think brown is so chic,
because it's so unexpected,

and I just love
this dress so much.

Up next, Yvie Oddly.

Your Rico Nasty, she was
kind of one-note, to be honest.

Yeah.

Not terrible, but I loved
your Boogieman.

I thought Boogieman
was creative.

You know, we don't know
who the Boogieman is,

and that was really smart.

You made him a seventies
soul brother who was horny.

If I would have known

you were hiding under the bed
all these years,

I would not have been sleeping
on the mattress.

Ooh, that's the Boogieman?
Oh, he's sexy?

Oh, he wants to fuck me?
Okay!

He was so sexual.

Our little Yvie is a man.

- You're so gorgeous.
- Thank you.

Let's talk about
this runway look.

I think this is so classic Yvie.

Nobody else could pull
this off like you are.

Anime is something I love.

I love the shoes
and the blow-up hair.

That's so great.

Up next, Raja.

When I think of Raja,
I think of glamorous,

I think of model,
and you delivered comedy.

You smashed it, babe.

If you were flipping
through the channels

and you saw that on television,

you are stopping to see
what the hell is going on.

My goodness, Diana Vreeland,
you captured her brilliantly.

The red, the voice.

- Really fantastic.
- Thank you.

And this outfit,
it is just ridiculous.

I love it.

- Thank you, Raja.
- Thank you.

All right, up next,
Trintity the Tuck.

Let me tell you what's
so smart about your devil.

The first word
that comes out of your mouth,

I realized, "He a homo."

I knew who you were
with one word.

The way you approached it
was hilarious.

You're so funny, and it just
naturally comes out of you.

And then you were phenomenal
as Leslie Jordan.

I think it was so brave of you

to not only portray
the devil as gay,

but you also portrayed
Leslie Jordan as gay.

And this outfit, my goodness.

The ponytail, the pastels,
really, really great.

You look beautiful.

Thank you so much.

Up next, The Vivienne.

I happen to love Catherine Tate.

I, like, am watching
on YouTube al the time.

You did nail her.

And then Joanna Lumley,

I mean, you are so good at her,

it's like, is she here?

You had all the goods.

You are an impressionist.

That's what you do,
and you do it well.

I didn't understand a lot of
what Catherine Tate was saying,

but I could tell
it was really good.

And this look is so great.

I love platforms
and the huge shoulders.

You have great fashion taste.

So proud to call you
one of my girls.

Thank you.

Up next, Jinkx Monsoon.

Jinkx, you continue
to blow me away.

You gave us Judy.

So funny, so natural.

Pfft. Mind-blowing good.

But I don't want anything to be
taken away from Natasha Lyonne,

who is probably the most
difficult character to embody

and make her your own
and still be funny.

That's some next-level shit
that most people can't do.

What you did was
a master class in Snatch Game.

I don't think I'll ever see
anything like that again.

Thank you.

It was brilliant.

And of course,
this outfit is so you.

I love the sort of classic
silhouette done in pleather.

This is, like,
pleather Scarlett O'Hara

mixed with Snow White
and everything.

It is everything.

Thank you so much, Jinkx.

Thank you.

Up next, Jaida Essence Hall.

Hah!

Jaida, you look
just like Lady Chablis.

I was, like, oh, my God, right?

I think that was a great choice.

What you were doing was
a spot-on impersonation of her,

but we didn't get
your point of view with it.

The Prince impersonation
was terrible,

but you were so funny
and stupid with it

that you started
to give in to it.

And that stupid thing
with your mouth.

It is so dumb,

but I actually really liked it.

Once you realized
that you weren't nailing it...

You said, you know what?

I'm just gonna
finish this bitch out,

and that's when
it really got fun.

This runway is wow,

because
it's so different for you.

I've always loved The Matrix.

The coat and the glasses,

it's exactly where
we want to be right now.

Up next, Shea Couleé.

Miss J. was probably
your stronger one for me.

I felt like you knew
Miss J. more.

You had some good moments
that were actually really funny.

Thank you.

I actually preferred
Elsa Majimbo more.

I actually follow her
on Instagram,

and I thought you had
a lot you could do with that.

Tonight on the runway,
this is so much fun.

I love this updated Catwoman.

I love that it's pink,

I love the makeup
you did with it.

Thank you.

It's everything.

The whip, and the little ears,

and I love
the graffiti everywhere.

It's just brilliant.

Thank you, ladies.

I think we've heard enough.

While you untuck
in the werkroom,

the judges and I
will deliberate.

You may leave the stage.

Come on, chocolate.

Wow-ooh.

All right, just between us
squirrel friends,

who are the queens you are most
passionate about this week?

This was really fun.

I never wanted it to end.

Listen, I don't even know
if I have the words

to say how blown away I am
by Jinkx.

Her Natasha Lyonne was so good,

but that Judy Garland
was unsurpassable.

That was pure bliss.

I felt like all my chakras

were just soaking up
the sunlight.

It was incredible,
the voice, everything.

I mean, really
just so brilliant.

And of course this outfit she
had on the runway is so Jinkx,

because it's a nod
to an era gone by...

Way by.

But, yes, that is Jinkx
in a nutshell.

I tell you what, I liked Raja.

I thought her performance
was great.

I mean, the Diana Vreeland
was really plausible,

the nose, the makeup.

And then Madame, that was just
a stunning thing to look at.

The mask, the sticks on the arm

to remind you
that she's a puppet.

And then not only
is she a puppet,

but she's a hilarious puppet.

I was really looking forward to
seeing what she was going to do.

Drag has changed
since Drag RaceSeason 3,

let's be honest,

and my goodness,
did she show up.

I loved her runway look,

the way it draped,
the hat, everything.

It was... there was something
very moving about it.

She's clearly back in full force

Lisa Lisa Cult Jam.

Yes!

Trinity the Tuck was a joy
from beginning to end.

I didn't see any strings
being pulled,

I didn't see any cogs working.

The first word out,

you knew exactly
what that devil was.

Hey, girl!

She was so much fun.

She had a point of view,

and it was always funny.

And then the runway tonight,

I just like that
it was so different.

It wasn't all about
being gorgeous and snatched.

You could wear this
on your cheat day...

Yeah, yeah.

And be just fine.

I will say Monét's Mike Tyson
was a really smart choice,

super funny,
delivered the jokes.

Monét somehow
made Mike Tyson draggy.

Yeah.

It was really fun
and funny to watch.

God, she looked beautiful
on that runway.

There was such strength in
showing those muscles on there.

It gave the dress this power

that Monét
carried on the runway.

That was absolutely
my favorite outfit of the night.

- Yes, very much.
- Just fabulous.

All right, silence!

I've made my decision.

Bring back my legends.

Welcome, ladies.

Based on your
Snatch Gameperformances

and your pleather
runway presentations,

I've made some decisions.

The top two All Stars
of the week are...

Jinkx Monsoon...

Whew.

And Trinity the Tuck.

Yes!

Revenge!

Jinkx, you've earned
a legendary Legend star...

♪ Ahh ♪

which puts you one step
closer to our grand finale

Lip Sync Lalaparuza
Smackdown for the crown.

Trinity, Shea blocked you
last week,

so you will not receive
a legendary Legend star.

Well, shit.

But you can still win $10,000

and the power to block
one of your fellow competitors

from receiving
a legendary Legend star.

Ladies, the rest of you
may take a seat.

You know who it is?

Eddie Murphy in Dreamgirls.

That's who it is.

Two legends stand before me.

Ladies, this is your chance
to impress me,

win $10,000,

and earn the power

to block one of
your fellow queens

from receiving a legendary
Legend star next week.

The time has come...

for you to lip sync...

for your legacy!

Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

♪ She, she ain't real ♪

♪ She ain't gon' be able
to love you like I will ♪

♪ Sure, she's got it all ♪

♪ But, baby, is that
really what you want? ♪

♪ Bless your soul, you got
your head in the clouds ♪

♪ She made a fool out of you ♪

♪ And, boy,
she's bringing you down ♪

♪ She made your heart melt ♪

♪ But you're cold to the core ♪

♪ Now rumor has it she
ain't got your love anymore ♪

♪ Rumor has it ♪

♪ Rumor ♪

♪ Rumor has it ♪

♪ Rumor ♪

♪ Rumor has it ♪

♪ Rumor ♪

♪ Rumor has it ♪

♪ Rumor ♪

♪ Rumor has it ♪

♪ Rumor ♪

♪ All of these words ♪

♪ Whispered in my ear ♪

♪ Tell a story ♪

♪ That I cannot bear to hear ♪

♪ People say crazy things ♪

♪ Just 'cause you heard it ♪

- ♪ Rumor has it ♪
- ♪ Rumor ♪

♪ Rumor has it ♪

♪ Rumor ♪

♪ Rumor has it ♪

♪ Rumor ♪

♪ Rumor has it ♪

- ♪ Rumor ♪
- ♪ Rumor has it ♪

♪ Rumor has it he's the one
I'm leaving you for ♪

Ladies, I've made my decision.

Jinkx Monsoon.
Con-drag-ulations.

You're a winner, baby.

You've won a cash tip
of $10,000.

Damn you!

Trinity the Tuck, you are free
to slay another day.

Thank you.

You may step
to the back of the stage.

Congratulations.

Queens, please join Jinkx
on the main stage.

Jinkx, with great power
comes great responsibility.

Using the platinum plunger...

Show us which queen
you've chosen to block.

I wish I didn't have to serve
someone a shit sundae today.

At least
it's a beautiful plunger.

I wish I had that plunger
back when I was a janitor.

That would have been fierce.

Sorry, I've got no change, luv.

It's stupid.

May I help you?

Girl, if she don't get
outta here. Uh-uh!

I've gotta throw
one of these girls a curveball.

I'm not gonna hold back.

I'm gonna come out swinging
every time I'm up to bat.

For some reason,
I get in this room

and I just start making
baseball references.

Shea.

- Ah!
- Oh!

Ha!

- Oh!
- Oh!

I don't have anything prepared.

Shea Couleé, next week
you can compete and even win,

but Jinkx has blocked you

from earning
a legendary Legend star.

Thank you.

Con-drag-ulations, ladies.

And remember,
if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell
you gonna love somebody else?

Can I get an "amen" up in here?

- Amen!
- Amen!

All right.
Now let the music play!

♪ Cover girl,
put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe,
let your whole body talk ♪

♪ Cover girl ♪

Next time onAll Stars...

I've learned of the platinum
plunger's full potential.

Oh, fuck off.

That's how you play
the game, bitch.

For this week's maxi-challenge,

we are throwing
the Realness of Fortune ball.

You can't rush a ruffle.

You should try.

I really need to.

I'm starting to sweat
a little bit,

and, girl, I have Botox.
I don't sweat.

At least I blocked
one of the sewers.

Okay?

This season, I'm coming
with strategy, Ru.

This is Drag Race Survivor.

I mean, it's so tempting.

♪ Cover girl,
put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe,
let your whole body talk ♪

♪ Cover girl ♪

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