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I'm hungry.
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Mooovie Monday!
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The only cure I know
for the Monday blues is...
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Varsity Blues.
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Let's go!
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
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Take a seat down there.
Second from the end.
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All right,
everybody here?
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Yes.
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Popcorn, anyone?
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Yes, please!
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Thank you.
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Anyone else?
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No.
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Movie Monday started
with training videos.
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But we went through those
pretty fast.
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Then we watched
a medical video.
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Since then, it's been
half hour installments
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of various movies.
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With the exception of
an episode of Entourage,
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which Michael made us watch
six times.
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Entourage!
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Kevin, would you like to do
the scenes from last week?
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Yes.
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Why him?
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Don't whine.
Get the windows.
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Previously on
Varsity Blues...
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Okay, Billy Bob
got a head injury,
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but coach made him play.
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So then Lance,
he gets sacked.
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And he's out for the year.
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Hello?
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Not everyone approves
of movie Monday.
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I won't say who.
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I don't approve.
I don't.
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Hello?
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Let's go after
that title now.
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Let's go, let's go!
Let's go!
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Hi, Jan!
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Hope you brought
the Milk Duds.
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How would a movie
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increase productivity,
Michael?
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How, on earth,
would it do that?
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People work faster after.
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Magically.
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No.
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They have to,
to make up for the time...
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watching the movie.
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No.
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Do I need to hire
a babysitter for you...
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Kitchen.
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Some little 14-year-old girl
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whose job it is...
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Michael is going to
get us all fired.
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You sat back and let him
play that dumb movie
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and now Jan is peeved off.
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And we're all
going to lose our jobs.
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That's not going to happen.
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You know she has it
out for him now.
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That's not his fault.
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He had to
follow his heart.
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Ever since Michael
dumped Jan for Carol,
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Jan's been bitching out
on him.
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Reject a woman and she will
never let it go.
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One of the many defects
of their kind.
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Also, weak arms.
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Dwight, you should be
running this office.
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Michael would never let me.
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It's not
up to Michael.
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It's Jan's call.
Talk to her.
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I could never do that.
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Fine, sit back
and do nothing
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and let us all
get fired.
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I know that patience
and loyalty are good
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and virtuous traits.
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But sometimes I just think
you need to grow a pair.
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At the Stanford branch,
they all play
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this World War II video game
called Call of Duty.
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And they're all
really into it.
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I'm told it started
as a team building exercise.
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Unfortunately,
I really suck at it.
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Oh.
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We didn't play
many video games in Scranton.
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Instead
we'd do stuff like...
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Uh, Pam and I would sometimes
hum the same
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high pitched note.
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And try to get Dwight
to make an appointme
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with an ear doctor.
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And Pam called it...
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Pretendonitis.
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Hey, Kelly,
my stuff just got here.
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Kelly really likes
to online shop.
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So I felt like I wanted
some new clothes.
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I mean, I just...
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I wanted to...
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I felt like it was time
to maybe, um...
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just get new clothes.
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Okay.
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I love it.
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Really?
I don't know.
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Now, you haven't even
tried it on yet.
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Try it on.
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Not at work.
I'll try it on--
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Fashion show!
Fashion show!
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Fashion show at lunch!
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No.
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Fashion show!
Fashion show!
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Fashion show at lunch!
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Fashion show!
Fashion show!
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Fashion show at lunch!
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Why did you do that?
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I'm just killing Germans
any way I can.
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We're on the German team.
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Shoot the British.
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Wait, are we
playing teams?
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Yeah.
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Wah!
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Gah!
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Hello?
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Is this Jan?
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Who is this?
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This is Dwight Schrute.
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I am calling about
an extremely sensitive matter.
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You should talk to Michael
and he'll talk to me
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and that way we don't have
to speak to each other.
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It's about Michael.
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What about him?
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I can't talk here.
It's too sensitive.
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It's not about
a surprise party, is it?
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No, but we should discuss that
another time.
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Look, I'm already an hour
outside of Scranton, Dwight.
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I am not coming back.
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Pull over at exit 40.
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There is
a Liz Claiborne outlet.
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I know you
like that store.
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Go inside and shop
until I can meet you.
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How do you know
I like that store?
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Many of your blouses
are Claibornes.
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How do you know that?
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It's part of my job.
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No, it's not.
It's officially not.
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Noted.
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* Mm mm mm *
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I'm going to the dentist.
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Okay.
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I have to have
an emergency crown put in.
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Ouchy.
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Yes.
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It's a new dentist.
He's far.
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I might be gone
three hours.
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Three hours, wow.
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Have fun.
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Did you get anything good?
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Yeah.
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New blouse?
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Halter top?
Camisole?
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Teddy?
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I could save the branch.
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Really.
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If you let me run it.
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Okay.
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Okay, I can run it?
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What would you do differently?
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Mostly get rid of waste.
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Which is half
the people there.
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And clean house.
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Right here.
It's all for me.
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Thank you.
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Dwight, you just feel strongly
to speak with me this way
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behind Michael's back.
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And turn on so many
of your co-workers.
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The decision to turn on Michael
was difficult.
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But once I did it,
I didn't look back.
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And mostly I feel that
Michael would approve.
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It's really what's best
for the branch.
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And I could care less
about my co-workers.
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So, here we are.
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It's all on the table.
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I want the branch.
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And I await your decision.
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Oh, by the way...
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There's a new Ann Taylor
outlet store near here.
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I know you like
their earrings.
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Where is it?
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Michael.
Hi.
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I've had a very interesting
conversation
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with one of
your employees.
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Oh, that's nice.
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No, it wasn't.
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Dwight just told me
that he thinks
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he can run the branch
better than you.
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What?
Mm-hmm.
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You were at the dentist?
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You can't have people
undermining you.
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Get control of your branch
immediately.
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Okay.
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What was Dwight thinking?
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That he could turn Jan
against me?
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She's my ex-lover...ishh.
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Wow.
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It's so sexy.
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You look so hot.
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It's really something.
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It's too much.
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What?
I'm gonna return it.
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No, you have to keep it today.
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Just see how you feel.
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Hey.
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Hi.
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You look nice.
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Thanks.
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Isn't that, like,
your third soda today?
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Yeah, I think we can be
a big help to your company.
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Okay, see you next week.
Bye.
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Again?
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Scared?
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Call of Duty!
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Andy, Jim, can I see you
in the conference room
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for a minute?
Now?
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Yes, now.
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Put the game on hold,
everyone.
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This is not working, okay?
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We are getting slaughtered
out there.
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It's the new guy.
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Oh, I'm sorry,
I don't know...
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what we're talking about.
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See what I mean?
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We just need a strategy, okay?
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We're gonna set up a trap
in the gun room.
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All right, Jim,
are you using the MP-40
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or the 44?
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Um, sniper rifle?
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Snipe--
What?
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Are you playing for
the other team?
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You don't snipe
in Carrington, okay?
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Saboteur!
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Saboteur!
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I'm gonna kill you for real.
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The game is over.
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I'm really
going to shoot you.
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Hey, Dwight...
Hey.
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You want an m&m?
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No, thanks, I'm stuffed.
No, seriously.
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You should have an m&m.
They're really good.
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Okay.
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Good, huh?
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So good.
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Hey, I thought you weren't
supposed to eat anything
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for a couple of hours
after you've had
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a crown put in.
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They have this new kind of
quick drying bonding.
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So...
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Sounds like a good dentist.
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Oh, yeah.
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What's his name?
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Crentist.
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Your dentist's name
is Crentist.
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Yeah
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Huh.
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Sounds a lot like dentist.
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Maybe that's why
he became a dentist.
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Let me see your teeth.
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Let me see 'em.
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Let me see 'em.
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Ohh.
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You should floss.
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I know.
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Well then.
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I'm glad you're okay.
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Business is like
a jungle.
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And I am like a tiger.
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And Dwight is like
a monkey...
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that stabs a tiger
in the back with a stick.
273
00:12:00,704 --> 00:12:03,528
Does the tiger
fire the monkey?
274
00:12:03,613 --> 00:12:06,599
Does the tiger
transfer the monkey
275
00:12:06,766 --> 00:12:08,370
to another branch?
276
00:12:09,517 --> 00:12:10,612
Pun.
277
00:12:12,848 --> 00:12:15,815
There is no way
of knowing what goes on
278
00:12:15,937 --> 00:12:18,229
inside the tiger's head.
279
00:12:18,735 --> 00:12:20,671
We don't have
the technology.
280
00:12:23,738 --> 00:12:25,585
Dwight, can I talk to you
for a second?
281
00:12:32,978 --> 00:12:34,855
Wow, this is tough!
282
00:12:35,607 --> 00:12:36,691
Brrrrr!
283
00:12:36,976 --> 00:12:38,010
What?
284
00:12:38,124 --> 00:12:39,316
Oh.
285
00:12:41,677 --> 00:12:43,261
Aaaarg!
286
00:12:43,408 --> 00:12:44,573
What is it?
287
00:12:44,945 --> 00:12:46,128
Well...
288
00:12:48,702 --> 00:12:50,827
I just got off the phone
with Jan.
289
00:12:52,328 --> 00:12:53,701
And, um...
290
00:12:56,723 --> 00:12:58,146
She demoted me.
291
00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:00,472
No.
292
00:13:00,536 --> 00:13:01,628
Yeah.
293
00:13:01,714 --> 00:13:03,129
You know what the craziest
part of this is?
294
00:13:03,238 --> 00:13:05,132
She demoted me
to your job.
295
00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:09,151
And she said that you
should be expecting
296
00:13:09,258 --> 00:13:10,461
a call later from corporate.
297
00:13:11,318 --> 00:13:13,062
And that, um...
298
00:13:13,875 --> 00:13:15,632
I guess that means
that you are going to be
299
00:13:15,758 --> 00:13:17,648
acting manager
of Dunder-Mifflin Scranton.
300
00:13:17,767 --> 00:13:20,000
I can't believe this news.
301
00:13:20,372 --> 00:13:22,437
That...wow.
302
00:13:22,605 --> 00:13:23,679
Yeah.
303
00:13:24,808 --> 00:13:27,093
I told her I didn't know
whether you'd wanna do it.
304
00:13:27,608 --> 00:13:29,937
Because you've always been
so loyal to me.
305
00:13:30,756 --> 00:13:32,554
You've been my most
trusted ally.
306
00:13:32,801 --> 00:13:33,890
You said that?
307
00:13:36,059 --> 00:13:37,734
Yep, I did.
308
00:13:38,729 --> 00:13:40,398
I did.
309
00:13:44,021 --> 00:13:45,718
But I think...
310
00:13:46,776 --> 00:13:48,699
you should do it.
311
00:13:50,025 --> 00:13:51,237
Well...
312
00:13:52,242 --> 00:13:54,504
Gosh, if you think
I should.
313
00:13:55,424 --> 00:13:56,574
Then I will.
314
00:14:01,478 --> 00:14:02,972
Perfect.
Well, we're settled.
315
00:14:03,066 --> 00:14:04,628
All right.
All right.
316
00:14:05,241 --> 00:14:07,425
Well, then you are now
acting manager
317
00:14:07,613 --> 00:14:10,088
of Dunder-Mifflin
Scranton branch.
318
00:14:10,116 --> 00:14:12,020
And I am assistant
regional manager.
319
00:14:12,066 --> 00:14:13,855
Assistant to
the regional manager.
320
00:14:13,946 --> 00:14:15,870
Thank you, Michael,
for staying on.
321
00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:16,956
I really appreciate it.
322
00:14:17,029 --> 00:14:18,105
Hey, hey.
323
00:14:19,989 --> 00:14:22,192
I can't imagine this place
without you.
324
00:14:22,873 --> 00:14:24,129
Can you?
325
00:14:25,011 --> 00:14:26,504
That's so nice.
326
00:14:30,763 --> 00:14:32,526
Well, um...
327
00:14:33,038 --> 00:14:34,549
I guess we should
go tell the troops.
328
00:14:34,676 --> 00:14:35,932
Yeah, when I'm ready, Mike.
329
00:14:38,202 --> 00:14:39,464
Okay, let's do it.
330
00:14:43,856 --> 00:14:45,966
Hey. Hi, hello.
331
00:14:46,287 --> 00:14:48,817
Everybody, I have
some good news.
332
00:14:49,025 --> 00:14:50,630
And I have
some bad news.
333
00:14:50,857 --> 00:14:55,176
I am being replaced
as your leader by Dwight.
334
00:14:55,287 --> 00:14:56,302
You're kidding.
335
00:14:56,426 --> 00:14:58,395
You might think
that I am kidding
336
00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:00,169
and I understand that.
337
00:15:00,326 --> 00:15:01,809
Congratulations, Dwight.
338
00:15:01,925 --> 00:15:02,926
Thank you, Angela.
339
00:15:03,035 --> 00:15:05,163
But why Dwight?
340
00:15:05,715 --> 00:15:08,716
Because Dwight never lies.
341
00:15:09,498 --> 00:15:11,582
How does that qualify him
to run a branch?
342
00:15:11,746 --> 00:15:13,299
Because that's all it takes.
343
00:15:13,958 --> 00:15:15,591
Okay, Dwight,
would you like to
344
00:15:15,704 --> 00:15:19,035
say a few words
to everybody about loyalty?
345
00:15:19,257 --> 00:15:20,371
Thank you, Michael.
346
00:15:20,473 --> 00:15:22,487
I just wanna say
to the few of you
347
00:15:22,596 --> 00:15:24,294
who will remain
under my employ,
348
00:15:24,498 --> 00:15:27,244
that I intend to lead you
into the black
349
00:15:27,390 --> 00:15:28,721
with ferocity.
350
00:15:28,866 --> 00:15:30,807
Michael, what will you do?
351
00:15:30,898 --> 00:15:31,901
Oh, I'll be fine.
352
00:15:32,003 --> 00:15:33,346
Do you have any savings?
353
00:15:33,417 --> 00:15:34,705
No, no, I don't.
354
00:15:34,776 --> 00:15:36,682
Michael, you might
lose your condo.
355
00:15:36,745 --> 00:15:37,799
I won't.
356
00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:38,885
I won't.
357
00:15:38,986 --> 00:15:40,674
I have this
little vacuum cleaner
358
00:15:40,699 --> 00:15:41,715
that's broken.
359
00:15:41,799 --> 00:15:43,201
If Dwight doesn't
work out,
360
00:15:43,258 --> 00:15:44,557
maybe that could be manager.
361
00:15:45,158 --> 00:15:46,586
Maybe I'll quit.
362
00:15:46,802 --> 00:15:48,209
It's really happening.
363
00:15:48,488 --> 00:15:49,729
Yes.
364
00:15:52,318 --> 00:15:54,197
We can
make a difference here.
365
00:15:54,536 --> 00:15:58,080
I will make
a difference here.
366
00:15:59,012 --> 00:16:00,237
You alone?
367
00:16:00,336 --> 00:16:01,674
'Cause I thought together...
368
00:16:01,757 --> 00:16:03,281
Oh, please,
don't be naive.
369
00:16:05,573 --> 00:16:07,316
You can be in charge
of the women.
370
00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:17,990
Look how cute he is.
371
00:16:18,210 --> 00:16:20,403
And he's trying to shoot
with a smoke grenade.
372
00:16:20,509 --> 00:16:22,318
I'm sorry, what are you
whispering back there?
373
00:16:22,429 --> 00:16:24,623
Nothing, just concentrate
on turning around.
374
00:16:24,722 --> 00:16:25,725
I'm trying.
375
00:16:25,759 --> 00:16:26,764
I just...
376
00:16:26,808 --> 00:16:28,318
Just tap S then D.
377
00:16:28,834 --> 00:16:29,842
Oh.
378
00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:32,904
Any last words? No?
What?
379
00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:37,310
Wow.
380
00:16:40,407 --> 00:16:41,920
Psychopath.
381
00:16:48,078 --> 00:16:49,083
What?
382
00:16:49,747 --> 00:16:51,161
I'm just looking.
383
00:16:51,925 --> 00:16:53,613
Please go back
to your desk.
384
00:16:53,693 --> 00:16:54,966
In a minute.
385
00:16:58,589 --> 00:17:00,983
Well, I remember why I dress
the way I do at work.
386
00:17:01,346 --> 00:17:03,038
But I'm gonna
keep the clothes.
387
00:17:03,386 --> 00:17:04,610
I mean, it'll just be cool
388
00:17:04,747 --> 00:17:07,147
to have some after work clothes
other than pajamas.
389
00:17:14,461 --> 00:17:17,430
Well, I guess it's time...
390
00:17:17,618 --> 00:17:19,774
that I turn over the keys
391
00:17:19,893 --> 00:17:21,589
to the famous Sebring.
392
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:23,593
No, thank you.
393
00:17:23,805 --> 00:17:25,742
It's a corporate lease, Dwight.
You've earned it.
394
00:17:25,839 --> 00:17:27,334
No, thanks.
What?
395
00:17:27,748 --> 00:17:29,149
Not my style.
396
00:17:31,841 --> 00:17:33,105
But you said
you liked it.
397
00:17:33,227 --> 00:17:34,454
You've always admired it.
398
00:17:35,237 --> 00:17:36,270
That was before.
399
00:17:36,315 --> 00:17:37,441
I'm thinking about
getting something German.
400
00:17:37,488 --> 00:17:38,942
Something with
decent gas mileage.
401
00:17:39,016 --> 00:17:40,024
Plus the convertible
402
00:17:40,073 --> 00:17:42,563
is a ridiculous choice
for this climate.
403
00:17:44,317 --> 00:17:45,713
Take it back.
404
00:17:47,298 --> 00:17:48,352
No.
405
00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:53,462
That's my car.
406
00:17:57,021 --> 00:17:58,289
What did you--
That's my car!
407
00:17:59,431 --> 00:18:00,437
Yes.
408
00:18:00,727 --> 00:18:02,734
I know, Dwight.
I know.
409
00:18:02,859 --> 00:18:04,141
I know. I know.
410
00:18:04,275 --> 00:18:05,304
You know what?
411
00:18:05,414 --> 00:18:07,953
Jan called me
about your little meeting!
412
00:18:08,052 --> 00:18:08,969
No.
413
00:18:09,059 --> 00:18:11,784
I know what you did.
414
00:18:11,866 --> 00:18:13,759
I made the whole thing up,
Dwight.
415
00:18:14,046 --> 00:18:15,750
The Sebring's cool.
Oh, do you?
416
00:18:15,860 --> 00:18:17,014
Do you like the Sebring?
417
00:18:17,084 --> 00:18:18,110
How dare you!
418
00:18:18,187 --> 00:18:19,758
How dare you, Dwight?
419
00:18:19,852 --> 00:18:22,239
Don't fire me.
Please.
420
00:18:22,336 --> 00:18:24,203
Give me one good reason
why I shouldn't fire you
421
00:18:24,242 --> 00:18:25,257
right here on the spot.
422
00:18:25,306 --> 00:18:27,073
I have excellent
sales numbers!
423
00:18:27,146 --> 00:18:28,625
Not good enough!
424
00:18:28,659 --> 00:18:29,679
I'll do anything!
425
00:18:29,963 --> 00:18:30,976
Anything!
426
00:18:31,045 --> 00:18:32,609
I'll do your laundry
for a month!
427
00:18:32,705 --> 00:18:36,000
For a year! Michael!
I have a laundry machine.
428
00:18:36,061 --> 00:18:39,116
I'm sorry.
I'll do anything.
429
00:18:39,635 --> 00:18:41,256
Please.
430
00:18:41,616 --> 00:18:42,975
Please.
431
00:18:43,148 --> 00:18:46,046
I don't know if I can trust you anymore.
You can't. You can't.
432
00:18:46,166 --> 00:18:48,181
But I promise I'll never
betray you again.
433
00:18:48,322 --> 00:18:50,108
What can I do, Michael?
434
00:18:50,913 --> 00:18:52,179
What can I do?
435
00:18:52,308 --> 00:18:53,898
What can I do?
436
00:18:55,147 --> 00:18:56,515
What can I do?
437
00:18:57,266 --> 00:18:58,702
What can I do?
438
00:18:58,819 --> 00:19:00,046
You can get up.
439
00:19:02,678 --> 00:19:04,069
Get up.
440
00:19:09,989 --> 00:19:11,706
And you can
hug it out, bitch.
441
00:19:20,765 --> 00:19:22,830
Hug it out, bitch.
442
00:19:23,147 --> 00:19:24,842
That is what men
say to each other
443
00:19:24,965 --> 00:19:26,185
after a fight.
444
00:19:26,278 --> 00:19:27,287
They hug it out.
445
00:19:27,425 --> 00:19:28,716
And in doing so,
446
00:19:28,824 --> 00:19:30,064
they just let it go.
447
00:19:31,216 --> 00:19:32,853
And walk away.
448
00:19:33,078 --> 00:19:34,369
Then they're done.
449
00:19:34,886 --> 00:19:38,119
Not a good idea to say that
to a woman, however...
450
00:19:38,605 --> 00:19:40,158
I have found.
451
00:19:40,518 --> 00:19:42,220
Doesn't translate.
452
00:20:12,673 --> 00:20:15,492
Yep, we huged it out.
453
00:20:16,409 --> 00:20:19,872
But, it turns out I was a little angry.
454
00:20:20,069 --> 00:20:24,000
So I felt I needed to punish
him jusl a little bit more.
455
00:20:25,030 --> 00:20:27,523
And I make him do my laundry for a year.
456
00:20:30,854 --> 00:20:32,654
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