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Cardcaptor Sakura
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The card that holds the dark power.
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Show me your true self.
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I command it to you.
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Ladies' Wand.
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Cardcaptor Sakura. Primary School, Grade 4. Sakura must seal away all Clow Cards created by the sorcerer Clow Reed and accidentally released by herself.
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I am Sakura Kinomoto.
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I'm a Grade 4 student. I attend Tomoeda Primary School.
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As a Cardcaptor I must find all Clow Cards.
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Today, I must seal away Clow Cards. I'll do my best.
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Today, my best friend Tomoe-chan…
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made this battle costume for me.
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With this costume I can fight.
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I really like this costume.
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Thanks to this costume…
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I can seal away Clow Cards.
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I can endure whatever comes.
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Semen Suffocation
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Trees! Grow green.
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Then, assist me!
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You said you'll endure anything.
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You said you'll endure whatever comes.
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Wake up!
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What?
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Leave me alone. Untie me!
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I will seal you away!
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From now…
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I'll fill up your mouth…
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full of semen.
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Are you ready?
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You can't drink it.
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Try to keep all the semen in your mouth.
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No! No! Leave me alone. Untie me!
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- I can't seal away!
- There's no point in pretending to be tough in this situation.
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You'll be sealed away when I command it.
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Back to your real form!
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Clow Card!
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Clow Card!
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Servants, now it's time to come out.
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I can endure everything.
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Put semen in my mouth.
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Try to gargle.
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You can't drink it.
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Gargle more.
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Don't spit it.
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Are you whining so fast?
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Open your mouth more.
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Open it more!
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Servants, put more semen.
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- Gargle.
- Hmm…
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Don't spit it.
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Don't spit it.
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You can give me more semen.
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Now we'll put it in your nose.
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Don't spit it.
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I said, don't spit it!
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I'll do my best.
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The stuff in my mouth…
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Who told you you can drink it?
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But I can't breath...
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Why did you drink it?
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Open your mouth again!
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Semen…
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Put more semen in my mouth!
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You can't drink it.
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You can't drink it.
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I told, you can't drink it!
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I told, you can't drink it!
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- Did you drink it?
- No, I didn't drink it.
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Ok, I'll check again.
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Well done!
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Now drink all the semen.
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I drank it all.
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This test is easy to withstand.
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I can endure a harder test.
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Oh! Semen was very tasty. I wanted to enjoy it slowly.
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Check inside my mouth.
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Now I'm ready!
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See? Not even one drop left.
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I drank it all.
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I'll never be defeated.
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That's because I like semen.
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This test was just easy.
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I wasted a lot. So I need to drink more slowly.
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Let me sip it slowly.
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Street Fighter Chun-Li
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My name is Chun-Li.
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I'm an Interpol Narcotics Detective.
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Following on my father's steps…
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I was able to obtain information about Shadaloo, the crime syndicate...
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to arrest Vega.
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I'll fight whatever stands on my way.
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I'll make any man kneel before me thanks to the…
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kung fu skills my father taught me.
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Hanging Upside Down Bukake.
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No matter what, I won't be defeated!
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Let me go!
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What are you doing?
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Stop it!
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What a pity sight, Chun-Li.
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Shut up!
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While I keep you tied...
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you won't be able to perform your special technique…
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the Spinning Bird Kick…
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I'll never forgive you. And I'll never forgive Vega.
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For how long can you continue playing tough?
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Now servants, hang her.
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Stop it!
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It's hurting me. Let me go!
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My costume is going to be wrecked. Stop!
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If you want to tie me, then tie me properly because my costume is loose.
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I can't do my Spinning Bird Kick!
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Damn you all Shadaloo servants...
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- Enough!
- Now I'll make you stop.
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I'm sure I'll arrest you all.
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Come on, justice fighter.
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There's nothing you can do.
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- Shut up!
- Stop!
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Who told you you could speak?
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This way.
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All the way to your throat.
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Yes, like that...
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Come on.
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Who told you you could let it go?
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I'll pinch your nose.
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How is it?
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I'll fuck your head…
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like this...
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You can't breath. Should I stick it in your throat?
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Come on!
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What are you doing?
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I like cock, but it's hurting me...
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You don't want it?
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Come on...
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Come on, come on…
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- Come on. Suck it.
- Who sucks Shadaloo's dick?
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I like dick, but I don't want Shadaloo's dick.
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Like this?
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Like this? Come on!
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Suck it properly.
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Come on!
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Open it!
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You should suck it obediently like this.
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Who told you you could stop?
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- Who told you you could stop?
- Don't touch my hair. You will mess my costume!
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Do you understand what situation you're in?
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Come on!
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Suck it like this.
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- No!
- What did you say, justice fighter?
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Come on! What?
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Bastards!
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Stick out your tongue and lick it.
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Stick out your tongue and lick it. You can't just hold it there!
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Lick it!
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Come on.
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Yes, yes, like this.
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Suck it properly. Come on, Come on!
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Don't stop! Justice fighters give up easily.
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- Is it ok?
- I don't give up easily.
- Then don't stop!
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Keep your mouth open like that.
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Yes, yes!
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Deeper… Yes!
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Like that, all the way in your throat. What are you looking at?
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Come on!
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Yes, yes!
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Suck it properly.
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Don't stop!
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What are you doing?
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Hey!
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Are you ready?
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How do you like it Chun-Li?
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It's not enough.
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- I can handle this test.
- Ok.
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Everybody do it now.
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It's hot and syrupy.
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Shadaloo servants, if you want to do bukake, do it quickly…
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Is this all you got?
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You still have more servants, then do bukkake quickly!
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Thick cum comes.
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Tasty!
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Give me more semen quickly!
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If I'm hanging I can't have semen properly.
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What are you doing?
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What are you doing? Don't soil my clothes!
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What are you thinking about? Wait! Stop it!
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Stop it! Please, don't soil my clothes. I'll do anything but don't soil my costume.
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It's ok on my face, but don't soil my clothes.
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Stop it!
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Stop it!
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Please, stop. Please don't soil my costume.
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Stop it!
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I don't mind semen on my face, but please don't soil my costume.
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Stop, stop!
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Saty can't clean my clothes properly.
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Stop it!
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Please avoid messing my costume. Stop it!
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I'll be dishonored if my costume gets soiled.
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No…
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Stop it! The rest is ok, but not on my costume.
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Stop!
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No! Stop it!
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Stop it! When they take pictures, they take them from the front. So don't soil my costume there.
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Stop it!
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Avoid the front of my costume.
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Stop it!
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Don't mess it where it can be seen.
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My nose can't stop running. I want to blow my nose.
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I feel refreshed.
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My nose is full of snot and cum.
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Stop! I'll do anything, but don't do that.
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Please, please, don't soil my clothes! No… No… No!
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Please, give me more juice...
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It's tasty.
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Give me more juice quickly.
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Quickly, quickly, semen. Quickly!
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I got semen juice in my eyes.
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It's terrible with snot and semen juice.
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Please, give me semen juice quickly!
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Please, give me juice quickly.
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Swinging!
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Pour it on my face properly.
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It's thick.
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It's thick.
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This semen juice is thick.
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Next in line, give me your semen juice quickly.
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Give me semen juice quickly.
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You only gave me on the right cheek, so now…
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try the left one too.
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It's warm.
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Mister, now I see a strange sight. It's a flower field.
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- You're tough. I'll hurt you more.
- I can endure anything…
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I can endure anything until I defeat Vega.
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Stop it. Don't mess my costume.
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Wait...
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I can't go to comike if I'm smeared in pee. It's salty. You eat too much salt.
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It's warm!
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It's warm and salty.
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Everybody, you eat too much salt!
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Wait.
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Too much salt.
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It's terrible. I'll have to take my costume to the dry cleaners.
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But I can't bring it in this state, so I'll have to handwash it by myself.
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It's warm!
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It's really…
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terrible with white and yellow stuff!
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My snot…
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You were saving your pee...
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You should have saved your cum, not your pee. Damn you all!
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It's salty.
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I'd rather get cum than pee!
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My costume is really messed up!
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I prefer semen juice to pee.
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I'll never be defeated by the devil.
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Hold her a while.
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I feel better now that my blood…
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is circulating properly all over my body. It's wonderful!
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It's wonderful...
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It feels good.
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I see red.
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More semen juice is coming!
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I'll drink it.
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I got some hair in my mouth.
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Definitively, I prefer drinking semen juice slowly to…
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drinking it hanging upside down.
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But I am Chun-Li.
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My costume is fake so I can drink it up.
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It was tasty!
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Sakura Fighting Shinguji Sakura
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Hokushin - Ittoryu Style Okahojin
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I am Shinguji Sakura.
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I am a member of Teikoku Kagekidan Hanagumi Group.
273
00:49:55,170 --> 00:50:00,470
Usually, I am a stage actress.
274
00:50:00,470 --> 00:50:08,350
Sakura Fighting Shinguji Sakura. Certified swordsman of Hokushin Ittoryu and member of Teikoku Kagekidan Hanagumi Group fighting Koma. Somewhat clumsy and naive new actress in the Teikoku Kagekidan Group.
275
00:50:10,820 --> 00:50:13,880
My membership in the Teikoku Kagekidan Group is provisional.
276
00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:18,580
My real purpose is to protect Teikoku from the evil Koma.
277
00:50:19,520 --> 00:50:24,470
I want to be stronger for my commander Ogami.
278
00:50:24,470 --> 00:50:28,580
Now, Sakura, this is the final fight.
279
00:50:38,230 --> 00:50:41,410
Koma, I'll never forgive you.
280
00:50:48,230 --> 00:50:49,760
Koma!
281
00:50:49,760 --> 00:50:53,410
Stop hurting Teito citizens.
282
00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:58,700
Then I'll hurt you instead.
283
00:50:58,700 --> 00:51:01,520
I can endure any insult…
284
00:51:01,520 --> 00:51:04,580
to protect Teito citizens.
285
00:51:04,580 --> 00:51:09,170
Pff! Very well, then lay down there.
286
00:51:19,050 --> 00:51:22,110
First, I'll start from your hair.
287
00:51:50,940 --> 00:51:52,820
So good!
288
00:51:57,170 --> 00:52:01,050
It's a good treatment to disentangle hair.
289
00:52:05,640 --> 00:52:07,410
So good!
290
00:52:27,640 --> 00:52:32,230
- You should squeeze out every last drop from your hair.
- I was doing that already before you said it.
291
00:52:34,820 --> 00:52:37,290
I'm a member of Teito Kageki.
292
00:52:41,880 --> 00:52:44,000
This is very easy.
293
00:52:45,640 --> 00:52:48,580
Now lick it all!
294
00:53:19,050 --> 00:53:20,820
That's easy.
295
00:53:33,050 --> 00:53:35,640
Now pour some in her hears.
296
00:53:50,700 --> 00:53:56,110
Something warm and thick is coming into my hears...
297
00:53:56,110 --> 00:53:58,350
I'll get otitis!
298
00:54:03,760 --> 00:54:05,520
Yuck!
299
00:54:09,290 --> 00:54:13,050
It's like putting worms in my ears...
300
00:54:15,640 --> 00:54:18,230
My ears are itchy!
301
00:54:19,290 --> 00:54:22,820
It's very itchy...
302
00:54:22,820 --> 00:54:27,050
It's itchy. I can't hear clearly now.
303
00:54:27,050 --> 00:54:30,350
I can't hear Commander Ogami's orders.
304
00:54:30,350 --> 00:54:33,410
I can't hear Ogami's orders.
305
00:54:41,520 --> 00:54:46,000
It's nice there. Scratch it well.
306
00:54:58,470 --> 00:55:02,350
It's itchy inside my ear.
307
00:55:03,640 --> 00:55:05,410
I can't hear.
308
00:55:13,640 --> 00:55:16,230
It's feels very good!
309
00:55:18,470 --> 00:55:20,230
There! There!
310
00:55:23,640 --> 00:55:26,820
It feels good right at the entrance.
311
00:55:30,700 --> 00:55:33,050
It's so good!
312
00:55:33,410 --> 00:55:36,940
Scratch inside your ear with this straw.
313
00:56:03,410 --> 00:56:05,050
There's something...
314
00:56:05,640 --> 00:56:09,410
I can hear a low sound.
315
00:56:09,410 --> 00:56:12,110
Deep bass sound.
316
00:56:14,350 --> 00:56:17,410
It's very interesting!
317
00:56:26,820 --> 00:56:29,050
Sounds like "boo-boo"
318
00:56:30,110 --> 00:56:32,350
It's very interesting!
319
00:56:44,580 --> 00:56:47,290
Very interesting!
320
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:50,700
Drink all the semen using that straw.
321
00:57:16,350 --> 00:57:18,700
I think my eardrum's broken.
322
00:57:26,110 --> 00:57:28,580
I have to put it deeper.
323
00:57:39,520 --> 00:57:44,230
It's painful and it tastes like ear wax.
324
00:58:34,700 --> 00:58:37,290
You still have some left.
325
00:58:44,940 --> 00:58:47,170
It hurts! It hurts!
326
00:58:48,110 --> 00:58:49,880
My ear drum will split...
327
00:58:53,760 --> 00:58:55,170
It's painful.
328
00:59:36,230 --> 00:59:39,880
Now show me inside your mouth.
329
00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:51,880
Drink it all!
330
01:00:05,170 --> 01:00:09,880
- How do you like it? What does it taste like?
- It tastes like Teito.
331
01:00:11,760 --> 01:00:14,700
Now in your nostrils.
332
01:00:42,470 --> 01:00:47,410
Something thick is coming inside my nose.
333
01:00:51,410 --> 01:00:57,290
I haven't picked my nose so it'll get mixed with my snot.
334
01:00:57,290 --> 01:01:00,230
It's full of semen and snot.
335
01:01:50,940 --> 01:01:53,520
I'm in pain!
336
01:02:13,170 --> 01:02:16,110
It hurts...
337
01:02:33,520 --> 01:02:37,050
Snot and semen are getting mixed.
338
01:02:39,050 --> 01:02:42,230
- Snort it all!
- Snort it all?
339
01:03:11,410 --> 01:03:14,000
I can't breath...
340
01:03:27,170 --> 01:03:30,820
Your must snort it all. Snort more.
341
01:03:38,580 --> 01:03:41,640
I'll check again once you snort it all.
342
01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:02,470
Snort it all!
343
01:04:03,880 --> 01:04:05,640
Snort it all from your nose.
344
01:04:21,410 --> 01:04:23,520
Snort more.
345
01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:26,000
Suck it all from your nose.
346
01:05:17,170 --> 01:05:19,640
Suck all.
347
01:05:57,050 --> 01:06:00,230
Now drink it all up.
348
01:06:15,760 --> 01:06:17,410
Drink it all up.
349
01:06:37,170 --> 01:06:40,350
I drank it all up. Do you have any complain?
350
01:06:51,290 --> 01:06:56,470
You should do everything right and not leave anything half-way through!
351
01:07:01,170 --> 01:07:04,350
Now let's do it with this.
352
01:07:08,230 --> 01:07:10,110
Hold it.
353
01:07:22,820 --> 01:07:26,350
If you want to come then do it in the right place.
354
01:07:29,170 --> 01:07:30,700
Come on!
355
01:07:38,230 --> 01:07:41,760
It's coming inside my nose.
356
01:07:50,110 --> 01:07:53,640
It's coming inside my nose even though I'm doing nothing.
357
01:07:53,640 --> 01:07:56,940
It's coming in while I'm just breathing.
358
01:08:03,410 --> 01:08:09,410
Something hot is coming inside my nose. It burns!
359
01:08:20,820 --> 01:08:25,290
It's burning my nose! It's burning my nose!
360
01:08:37,520 --> 01:08:41,640
Try to exhale from your nose and make some bubbles.
361
01:08:51,410 --> 01:08:55,880
My nostrils are too big and the straw too slim to make bubbles!
362
01:09:08,820 --> 01:09:13,050
- The straw is too slim.
- You don't need to make bubbles.
363
01:09:13,760 --> 01:09:16,700
Now snort it!
364
01:09:42,470 --> 01:09:44,700
Suck it all.
365
01:09:54,580 --> 01:09:57,170
There's some left.
366
01:10:12,580 --> 01:10:15,050
There's some left!
367
01:10:25,170 --> 01:10:28,350
Snort all the precious semen.
368
01:10:32,350 --> 01:10:34,580
There's still some left.
369
01:10:45,880 --> 01:10:49,880
Now I check inside your mouth again.
370
01:11:07,290 --> 01:11:10,230
Drink it!
371
01:11:48,580 --> 01:11:52,700
I drank it all. It was tasty!
372
01:11:53,520 --> 01:11:55,640
How about using this?
373
01:12:17,050 --> 01:12:21,880
Your eyes are red. The last attack will be to your eyes.
374
01:12:29,640 --> 01:12:31,640
It hurts!
375
01:13:37,410 --> 01:13:40,580
I see white...
376
01:13:50,110 --> 01:13:53,410
It's falling like rain drops.
377
01:14:46,470 --> 01:14:51,880
I see all white.
378
01:14:52,700 --> 01:14:54,940
Now the left eye.
379
01:15:07,520 --> 01:15:09,410
It's painful!
380
01:15:13,760 --> 01:15:16,350
I can't see anything!
381
01:15:24,470 --> 01:15:27,880
Stop it! I'm a stage actress.
382
01:15:27,880 --> 01:15:30,940
I'm a stage actress.
383
01:16:33,410 --> 01:16:35,170
It's painful!
384
01:16:45,760 --> 01:16:47,760
Open your eyes by yourself!
385
01:17:08,000 --> 01:17:11,290
Yes, I'll open my eyes...
386
01:17:11,290 --> 01:17:14,470
with my guts and spirit! Watch me Ogamisan!
387
01:17:30,000 --> 01:17:34,110
Now I'll cover your eyes...
388
01:17:34,470 --> 01:17:36,230
with more semen!
389
01:17:41,410 --> 01:17:46,350
I'll fill your goggles full of semen!
390
01:17:46,350 --> 01:17:48,940
Bring it on...
391
01:17:57,290 --> 01:17:59,290
Open your eyes.
392
01:18:01,410 --> 01:18:03,880
Open your eyes wider.
393
01:18:03,880 --> 01:18:06,000
Wider!
394
01:19:05,170 --> 01:19:07,290
Open your eyes
395
01:19:11,290 --> 01:19:12,940
Open them!
396
01:19:35,290 --> 01:19:38,000
It's painful! It's painful!
397
01:19:39,050 --> 01:19:41,410
But I'll do my best...
398
01:19:41,410 --> 01:19:46,230
For Commander Ogami. Damn!
399
01:19:58,230 --> 01:20:00,580
It hurts!
400
01:20:00,580 --> 01:20:03,880
I'll open my eyes.
401
01:20:07,410 --> 01:20:09,520
Open your eyes!
402
01:20:31,410 --> 01:20:35,410
- It hurts. It's painful!
- Open your eyes. I said open your eyes.
403
01:20:48,230 --> 01:20:52,470
I see all white. Something weird is leaking from the spoon.
404
01:20:53,410 --> 01:20:55,640
It's blurred!
405
01:20:57,640 --> 01:21:00,700
It's blurred. My sight is blurred.
406
01:21:07,520 --> 01:21:10,470
It's painful! It's painful! It hurts!
407
01:21:22,580 --> 01:21:28,110
- I can't see. I can't see
- Open them!
408
01:21:33,050 --> 01:21:37,640
- Are your eyes open?
- Yes, definitively.
409
01:22:05,050 --> 01:22:07,880
It hurts...
410
01:22:09,170 --> 01:22:11,880
It hurts... It hurts...
411
01:23:33,170 --> 01:23:35,050
Are your eyes open now?
412
01:23:46,700 --> 01:23:50,000
- My sight is blocked.
- Keep your eyes open, ok?
413
01:23:50,000 --> 01:23:52,470
Open them!
414
01:23:54,700 --> 01:23:56,940
Semen flies into my eyes...
415
01:23:58,110 --> 01:24:02,230
It flies into my eyes... It flies into my eyes...
416
01:24:02,230 --> 01:24:04,700
Pour more on my eyes!
417
01:24:05,170 --> 01:24:07,410
Pour it on my eyes...
418
01:24:10,820 --> 01:24:16,470
- Pour more! Make my eyes more white!
- Open your eyes properly.
419
01:24:25,170 --> 01:24:31,290
Look, my eyes are wide open! Come on, pour more on my eyes! Idiot! Idiot!
420
01:24:35,760 --> 01:24:38,940
Come on... Come on...
421
01:24:38,940 --> 01:24:45,290
I'm keeping my eyes open. I'm keeping my eyes open even though my sight is white.
422
01:24:46,470 --> 01:24:49,640
- Open your eyes wider.
- My eyes are open!
423
01:24:53,410 --> 01:24:55,880
I can do it by myself!
424
01:25:03,290 --> 01:25:08,000
This thick stuff got on my right eye this time.
425
01:25:10,000 --> 01:25:14,580
Now got on the left eye!
426
01:25:19,170 --> 01:25:21,050
I'm all right.
427
01:25:40,000 --> 01:25:44,820
I can't see well because my sight got all white.
428
01:26:09,410 --> 01:26:16,230
It's getting on to the right eye... Now on the left eye.
429
01:26:16,580 --> 01:26:21,760
Thick stuff...
430
01:26:22,110 --> 01:26:24,230
is getting...
431
01:26:24,230 --> 01:26:26,700
on my eyes.
432
01:26:26,700 --> 01:26:30,000
It's awesome, isn't it?
433
01:26:34,000 --> 01:26:37,760
I won't back down against semen.
434
01:26:39,640 --> 01:26:42,940
This is Teikoku Kagekidan Group.
435
01:26:49,290 --> 01:26:52,000
I won!
436
01:26:54,350 --> 01:26:58,940
High speed, high speed, high speed!
437
01:27:03,170 --> 01:27:06,700
Give me a straw. I'm thirsty
438
01:27:06,700 --> 01:27:11,880
Straw, straw!
439
01:27:12,580 --> 01:27:14,580
Around here.
440
01:27:18,940 --> 01:27:23,880
I will drink it. I will drink it. I will drink it!
441
01:27:58,700 --> 01:28:02,110
The white stuff comes again.
442
01:28:23,880 --> 01:28:26,110
I'll put it in my eye.
443
01:28:27,880 --> 01:28:32,230
Wow, it's interesting!
444
01:28:34,820 --> 01:28:38,470
I'm smart.
445
01:28:41,520 --> 01:28:43,640
I'll send it back to you.
446
01:28:52,820 --> 01:28:54,940
You're amazing!
447
01:28:56,350 --> 01:28:58,470
It's natural.
448
01:29:25,050 --> 01:29:28,110
It's painfully good.
449
01:29:29,760 --> 01:29:35,520
I'll drink it again. Oops, I stuck the straw in my eye. I'm stupid!
450
01:29:50,940 --> 01:29:52,700
I drank it all.
451
01:30:07,410 --> 01:30:09,640
I drank a lot of semen.
452
01:31:10,000 --> 01:31:14,110
I'll never be defeated, no matter what.
453
01:31:14,110 --> 01:31:16,700
I'll never backdown against you.
454
01:31:16,700 --> 01:31:19,410
This is Teikoku Kagekidan Group.
455
01:31:23,880 --> 01:31:25,760
I feel refreshed.
456
01:31:27,760 --> 01:31:29,290
A lot of semen.
457
01:31:33,760 --> 01:31:36,110
Did you see how brave I am?
458
01:31:41,880 --> 01:31:45,050
I'll never be defeated against Koma.
459
01:31:45,290 --> 01:31:50,000
Mahoromatic Mahoro
460
01:31:57,050 --> 01:31:58,820
Hello!
461
01:31:58,820 --> 01:32:02,000
My name is Mahoro Andou
462
01:32:02,820 --> 01:32:05,170
I work...
463
01:32:05,170 --> 01:32:08,580
as a live-in maid.
464
01:32:08,580 --> 01:32:12,000
VESPER Human Resource company assigned me to Mr. Suguru Misato's house.
465
01:32:12,000 --> 01:32:14,580
I work hard every day.
466
01:32:14,580 --> 01:32:21,760
Mahoromatic Mahoro, a cute maid created by VESPER Human Resource company. She's also a retired android who fought against an alien invasion.
467
01:32:22,350 --> 01:32:24,820
In reality, I am...
468
01:32:25,050 --> 01:32:28,580
a female android fighter…
469
01:32:28,580 --> 01:32:31,880
I fought against Saint.
470
01:32:31,880 --> 01:32:35,410
This is my secret, but Suguru knows it already.
471
01:32:35,410 --> 01:32:40,230
I only have 365 days left to live.
472
01:32:41,410 --> 01:32:44,230
This secret Suguru doesn't know.
473
01:32:50,000 --> 01:32:54,350
I want to spend the rest of my days with Suguru.
474
01:32:59,520 --> 01:33:04,110
Today, I cooked a lot of food for Suguru.
475
01:33:07,410 --> 01:33:10,230
Ta-da!
476
01:33:10,230 --> 01:33:14,000
It's great, don't you think?
477
01:33:17,050 --> 01:33:22,000
I believe Suguru will be pleased with this.
478
01:33:23,290 --> 01:33:29,050
He's not coming back. Suguru-san is not coming back.
479
01:33:29,050 --> 01:33:33,290
I'm hungry. I'll try some of it.
480
01:33:34,230 --> 01:33:36,000
This is…
481
01:33:36,470 --> 01:33:42,110
top-grade Hamamatsu-produced eel.
482
01:33:43,170 --> 01:33:45,050
Oh?
483
01:33:47,050 --> 01:33:49,880
It doesn't have enough salt.
484
01:33:49,880 --> 01:33:52,110
I forgot one seasoning.
485
01:33:52,110 --> 01:33:55,050
I have to call semen android.
486
01:33:55,050 --> 01:33:56,820
Samonza…
487
01:33:56,820 --> 01:34:00,110
Silpheed!
488
01:34:04,700 --> 01:34:07,880
Oh, the semen android arrived.
489
01:34:07,880 --> 01:34:10,820
Are you about to come?
490
01:34:19,410 --> 01:34:26,350
Wait, are you about to come? You came a lot.
491
01:34:34,820 --> 01:34:37,640
You came a lot.
492
01:35:02,110 --> 01:35:04,940
Each dish smells of semen.
493
01:35:05,520 --> 01:35:08,350
It's great!
494
01:35:09,170 --> 01:35:12,470
Now, I can't…
495
01:35:12,940 --> 01:35:17,170
waste semen.
496
01:35:17,170 --> 01:35:20,230
I'll mix sauce with semen.
497
01:35:20,230 --> 01:35:24,940
A lot of semen sauce.
498
01:35:25,880 --> 01:35:28,470
Bon appétit!
499
01:35:32,470 --> 01:35:39,640
I'm so gross... I'll put a lot…
500
01:35:50,230 --> 01:35:52,940
It's tasty!
501
01:35:53,410 --> 01:35:58,000
It turned into regular flavor. It's so good!
502
01:36:52,580 --> 01:36:56,580
It's good!
503
01:37:02,580 --> 01:37:06,470
I ate a lot. I drank a lot. It's tasty.
504
01:37:06,470 --> 01:37:12,580
It'll be better if I put that seasoning.
505
01:37:13,880 --> 01:37:18,000
Wow, the semen robot is alive.
506
01:37:19,880 --> 01:37:24,230
Don't waste it! Don't waste it!
507
01:37:26,580 --> 01:37:28,470
Amazing drops!
508
01:37:28,470 --> 01:37:34,230
White color looks beautiful against a black background.
509
01:37:34,580 --> 01:37:36,820
This dick is cute...
510
01:37:43,050 --> 01:37:46,580
I drank enough.
511
01:37:48,820 --> 01:37:51,290
I'll mix it properly.
512
01:37:59,290 --> 01:38:02,000
Here, here…
513
01:38:09,760 --> 01:38:12,940
Oh, the semen is spilling... the seasoning.
514
01:38:16,700 --> 01:38:19,640
The squid is smelly.
515
01:38:35,640 --> 01:38:38,000
The rest of the semen…
516
01:38:38,000 --> 01:38:40,000
I'll spread it...
517
01:38:40,000 --> 01:38:47,520
on the squid.
518
01:38:49,410 --> 01:38:52,940
Then, I'll make a sandwich with the squid and semen.
519
01:38:53,880 --> 01:38:55,880
Oops!
520
01:40:06,230 --> 01:40:08,230
That was tasty!
521
01:40:18,820 --> 01:40:23,170
Now, I want to make this natto (fermented beans) more sticky.
522
01:40:23,170 --> 01:40:27,520
Now I have to use that seasoning.
523
01:40:33,880 --> 01:40:36,940
You came a lot...
524
01:40:36,940 --> 01:40:44,000
It's sticky and thick!... Amazing!
525
01:40:49,290 --> 01:40:51,880
I taste natto (fermented beans).
526
01:40:54,230 --> 01:40:58,110
It's very sticky and messy.
527
01:41:06,580 --> 01:41:10,940
It'll be wasted if I don't eat it slowly.
528
01:41:28,820 --> 01:41:31,050
It'll be wasted...
529
01:41:33,410 --> 01:41:36,110
There's some left.
530
01:41:36,940 --> 01:41:39,760
There's some left… It'll be wasted...
531
01:41:39,760 --> 01:41:41,880
If I lick it properly like this…
532
01:41:41,880 --> 01:41:45,760
It'll be easy to wash the plate.
533
01:42:06,700 --> 01:42:10,350
With natto (fermented beans)…
534
01:42:27,880 --> 01:42:31,290
- I'm coming.
- Are you?
535
01:43:32,820 --> 01:43:35,410
That was good.
536
01:43:37,410 --> 01:43:40,230
I love ikura (salmon roe).
537
01:43:40,230 --> 01:43:43,170
Now I add a lot of soya sauce…
538
01:43:46,110 --> 01:43:48,470
in the ikura (salmon roe).
539
01:43:52,700 --> 01:43:56,940
Oops! Don't waste it!
540
01:43:56,940 --> 01:44:01,410
Don't waste it! You came a lot!
541
01:44:11,760 --> 01:44:14,820
This is the first time I eat…
542
01:44:14,820 --> 01:44:17,050
ikura (salmon roe) with semen.
543
01:44:27,880 --> 01:44:31,880
I'm so gross...
544
01:44:56,470 --> 01:44:59,050
I'm greedy.
545
01:45:06,110 --> 01:45:07,520
I'm coming!
546
01:46:09,290 --> 01:46:11,880
It's getting stuck in my throat.
547
01:46:11,880 --> 01:46:15,050
I should chew it more!
548
01:46:15,290 --> 01:46:18,470
I'll drink it all!
549
01:46:19,410 --> 01:46:22,580
I'm so gross.
550
01:46:22,580 --> 01:46:25,640
I don't eat uni (sea urchin) frequently.
551
01:46:25,640 --> 01:46:28,000
What does uni (sea urchin) taste like?
552
01:46:29,410 --> 01:46:34,230
I'd like to try a different way of eating it.
553
01:46:35,290 --> 01:46:38,820
First, I'll try it in the usual way.
554
01:46:44,000 --> 01:46:47,520
I'm weak for uni (sea urchin)…
555
01:46:47,520 --> 01:46:50,110
I'm weak so…
556
01:46:50,110 --> 01:46:52,350
I have to add some seasoning.
557
01:46:54,580 --> 01:46:55,760
Bad!
558
01:46:58,230 --> 01:47:00,700
Oh, wait!
559
01:47:00,700 --> 01:47:03,050
You can't rub it yourself!
560
01:47:10,580 --> 01:47:14,940
Yuck, it's bad. I need to add seasoning quickly.
561
01:49:04,110 --> 01:49:07,880
I have to drink it, but it's bad!
562
01:49:14,230 --> 01:49:19,410
Bon appétit!
563
01:49:23,050 --> 01:49:25,410
I don't like uni (sea urchin).
564
01:49:25,410 --> 01:49:28,000
Because semen…
565
01:49:30,940 --> 01:49:33,050
Why?
566
01:49:38,230 --> 01:49:40,350
Yuck! Bad!
567
01:49:52,350 --> 01:49:58,000
It's bad. I can't eat this.
568
01:51:02,700 --> 01:51:09,640
It tastes like dirt. It's bad. But Suguru told me to eat it. So I did my best and ate it.
569
01:51:09,640 --> 01:51:12,820
Semen is more tasty.
570
01:51:16,000 --> 01:51:20,230
Look, I ate it, Suguru-san!
571
01:51:21,520 --> 01:51:24,230
Umeboshi (sour plumb)
572
01:51:25,170 --> 01:51:26,700
This is…
573
01:51:28,110 --> 01:51:29,880
tasty indeed!
574
01:51:29,880 --> 01:51:32,820
It's sour!
575
01:52:21,410 --> 01:52:24,110
I made this.
576
01:52:25,050 --> 01:52:33,050
This is 100% fresh umeboshi (sour plumb) drink.
577
01:52:33,050 --> 01:52:37,290
But I think the semen is not enough.
578
01:52:38,350 --> 01:52:45,170
It's spilling. Don't waste it! Don't waste it!
579
01:52:49,050 --> 01:52:55,520
A lot of freshly squeezed dick juice.
580
01:53:06,700 --> 01:53:09,760
100% fruit drink.
581
01:53:09,760 --> 01:53:12,820
I made this! Bon appétit!
582
01:53:50,940 --> 01:53:55,290
It's good. It's better than green vegetables juice.
583
01:53:55,760 --> 01:53:57,880
Ta-da!
584
01:53:58,470 --> 01:54:02,110
Oshiruko (sweet red beans soup) is my favorite.
585
01:54:02,110 --> 01:54:04,230
White stuff... White stuff...
586
01:54:04,940 --> 01:54:08,350
Wow! Shiratama. Shiratama (sweet rice flour).
587
01:54:08,700 --> 01:54:12,230
Try to spread it around.
588
01:54:14,820 --> 01:54:18,580
I can't make cream.
589
01:54:24,350 --> 01:54:28,230
It's too strong!
590
01:54:45,640 --> 01:54:49,640
So much white stuff…
591
01:54:57,520 --> 01:55:00,230
is coming out of this dick.
592
01:55:06,940 --> 01:55:11,170
If you do this, your dick will hurt.
593
01:55:25,170 --> 01:55:28,700
You came a lot.
594
01:55:39,760 --> 01:55:43,290
So much is coming out!
595
01:55:54,230 --> 01:55:57,760
- I'm coming.
- Are you coming?
596
01:56:06,470 --> 01:56:08,700
Amazing!
597
01:56:11,050 --> 01:56:14,940
Look! Amazing!
598
01:56:24,700 --> 01:56:29,520
It's like shirataki (potato jelly). I'm impressed!
599
01:57:24,000 --> 01:57:26,580
I drank it all!
600
01:57:26,580 --> 01:57:29,520
I drank it all!
601
01:58:25,050 --> 01:58:29,760
Shiratama was thick.
602
01:58:30,940 --> 01:58:34,940
I ate it all with special seasoning!
603
01:58:35,640 --> 01:58:38,110
You can't tell Suguru!
604
01:58:40,000 --> 01:59:40,000
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