All language subtitles for Legend S01E06 Knee-High Noon

A deep soak in a tub at mrs yi's
mineral baths on Grant Avenue.

Followed by a soft scrub with
eucalyptus leaves by a delicate

Asian beauty who speaks
to me in her native tongue.

Saying things i don't begin
to understand but somehow.

She eases me into
a soft netherworld.

Of some.

Relaxation.

And then.

After constantine for
a bottle of Bordeaux

and a porterhouse medium rare.

I wouldn't mention
porterhouse in front of them.

But new.

Instead.

Here i am on the prairies
of Colorado babysitting

cows.

Rather than just
verisimilitude to your work.

Oh please professor.

The American public does
not want the real story of cows

they want action

they wanted venture.

They want beautiful
women in distress.

No one

wants to know from cows.

Or almost spotted the rustlers.

A you've always had around lift.

We got these over here.

Oh.

What the hell is that.

Looks like some
kind of cow cowbell.

Wine and ringing.

Yeah.

Place the old arrow string.

We don't have the half.

I picked up one
of the tactic cows.

Now all we have to do is follow
the transmitter sell back to the.

Oh.

Uh.

I don't sound like
no horn screwdriver.

Nope.

Again.

Uh uh.

Uh.

Give me.

God.

Uh.

Alright.

Let's.

See where they were.

When it's no problem

we have a tracking device

and all we have to do is all
of them back to the home.

Wow.

Go to the right.

In the tau.

That's what i'm reading.

Why would they take towels
down the middle of main street.

I heard tell they ran short ribs
at Spanish Mary's last week

all.

Uh.

Hey smoking Sandy cows router.

Your head.

Jesse chisholm himself over her right
where you're standing and thirty years ago

must have been two hundred head.

I meant.

Today.

Jesse chisholm.

Here.

I thought he was dead.

In here.

This is ridiculous.

It's upstairs.

Let's get her.

Any cows check in.

Today.

No but there was a
man with a donkey.

Funny Skeeter

good body.

Ah.

And with a donkey.

Oh yeah.

Excuse me.

Hello.

As you are.

Hey.

It's fine.

When you

open it.

Yeah.

A man with a donkey.

Gentlemen.

I believe a statement
is being made here.

Ah uh.

A.

A.

Uh.

Mr legend.

A few head of cattle every night
might not seem like much to you.

But to us

it's our lifeline.

Mr vine.

Gentlemen.

I can assure you that i will be attacking
the problem with the tenacity of a

badger this legend would you
mind signing this fournier fans.

An undershirt.

Sign to Eugene

your.

Biggest fan.

No kidding.

I'm not signing
anyone's underwear.

Unless i know her very well.

It's not his underwear.

It's yours.

Mine.

Will actually it's the official.

Legend

undershirt.

The glover brothers are selling
them over at their wax museum.

No for heaven's sakes.

Why would anyone buy underwear
with someone else's name on it.

Your publisher sent in
a case of him yesterday.

The doing quite well actually.

I'll accept for the
legend long Johns.

Trap doors don't work
too well i get away.

But we figure we've lost about
fifty head of cattle up to now.

That could be the difference
between starvation and

putting some on the t able
for our children come winter.

Bell even as we speak
professor bartok is working on

a security system that
should guarantee to legend.

Would you mind
signing your head.

To Muriel.

Your biggest fan.

She says you're a lot
more handsome in person

than you are in your
commemorative spoon.

How nice.

Go.

The sheriff seems to figure it
might be those miners whose

scattered since the strike
over silver city went bust.

Well

we will find the scoundrels

I'll be working on at
twenty four hours a day

it'll have my total
concentration miss alleging.

I'm sorry

what.

Actually

this one wants to
meet you in person

well that's too bad.

I draw the line at.

Low

either.

Gentlemen.

Do recalls.

Always a pleasure
to meet a fan man.

Laura Davenport.

You don't know how much
this means to me mr Pratt.

Actually the name.

Is Pratt.

You said that

how I've been following
your career for years

even before you
became nicotine's legend.

Really.

An article you wrote
for reuters about.

The pioneer spirit of the American
woman caught my eye in st Louis.

And then there was that
delightful little novella about

the women who waited for the
men to come home from the war.

Oh so you're the one who
bought the other copy a.

I enjoyed it.

I've never known a man who.

Understood and appreciated women

as you do.

Ma'am.

You have touched upon
the very core of my existence.

I felt sometimes that.

You were speaking
personally to me.

That somehow you
knew my own secrets.

And yearnings.

Yearnings you said.

There is so much
that i would like to.

Find out about you.

Is there some place
we could go to be alone.

Actually my hotel room
is just my hotel rooms.

At the silver king.

Excellent.

Let's go.

But there is one thing i must
really ask you to do first anything

i want you to meet
nicotine's junior.

Excuse me.

What would you say my
son his real name is spin but.

He's your biggest fan so
he likes to think of himself as

nicodemus junior

he's over at the
fountain at the pharmacy.

Mrs Davenport is very mr Davenport a chance
he passed away some years back so and has

never had a good honest
man to look up to for guidance

he sort of.

Adopted nicotine's
legends as his father.

Mrs Davenport Laura i don't want
you to have long impression mr Pratt.

Ben and i are only
here to have a good time

that's all.

Oh

well.

Good time

that's my beacon my motto my
credo it's my middle name actually

i just wish that you would
talk a little sense into him.

He walks like you
he talks like you

why he's been taken
to dressing like you.

He broke his arm once trying to fly
with legend wings that he built himself.

I did that myself one time.

Why don't i have a chat with
the little shaver set him straight

to pharmacy you say.

I'll be waiting for you.

Alright this is a whole lot of

transit you Rob
your last bank Jesse.

I'm taking you with.

Nah.

I'm looking for Ben Davenport.

Wow.

We don't want to
trouble mr legend.

That makes two of us.

What would it be.

I'll have what he's having.

Word around town is
you're a big fan of mine.

Yes sir.

Now.

Much obliged.

It's nice to know a
young man like yourself

enjoys the adventures
of nicodemus legend.

I've read everyone
your books three times

i'm flattered Ben.

I really am.

But i'm gonna let you
in on a little secret.

I'm not really a hero.

Yeah you are

nope.

I'm just a guy who writes books put my
pants on one leg at a time just like you.

Okay something else.

There are a lot of people
who are inclined to call me

Nicky de demas legend.

But my real name.

Ernest

pret.

My mom told me that.

I just figured as
a secret identity

to protect yourself.

No.

It's my real name

your mas right mas usually are.

On the other hand

my mother was.

Never mind about that.

Ben.

If you really want to be like nicodemus
legend you gotta stay in school study hard.

Get an education

that's what's gonna
make you into a real hero

not just to pretend one.

Hope you're not too disappointed
to have a drink with me are you.

No.

Markey

another round.

See what the boys in the
back are having as well.

Nervous.

I'm gonna have to.

Uh.

Ernest benn.

Great.

That's perfect don't move.

On could you just
cooch down a little bit.

Sure.

Now don't go getting
into any trouble then

yes ma'am.

I hope you don't
mind mister Pratt

i knew Ben would want to
keep sake for a scrapbook

oh not at all.

And i think our
chat went quite well.

Well thank you again.

I do hope we can see more of
you this trip if you're not too busy.

Well aside from a little
rustler research i'm all yours.

As a matter of fact i suggest
we adjourn to my hotel.

I'm so sorry.

I get the widows
headache now and then.

And i'm afraid with
all the excitement.

Yes well.

I may have a cure for
that widow's headache.

Would you mind if we
put it off to another day.

If we must.

You're crazy

how's you know what a fun

don't know

race racer i'm only ever since
you come out of ma wrong side of.

Mt try the ambush said deputy in tombstone
figures you do some stupid like this.

Damn.

Now he's gone

also kill and be done with it

and then what.

We'd have to

tell it out here without seeing a nickel
ahead for all the trouble them steers.

Well maybe if you had
legend lightning bolt

roast you but you feel
a little different bad.

And don't you fret
and little brother.

As soon as we
said let me and you.

We'll make sure mr nicodemus
launching gets what he asked.

Ah ah.

Nothing for two days in a row.

Perhaps we frighten them off.

While our little encounter with the other
day alerted them to our presence i'm not

surprised we become
more cautious.

Camouflage is the answer

to be here without
appearing to be here.

Smells good

courtesy of my boys.

You gotta find family.

And it's everything i live for.

Only thing is i never had
much tolerance for youngs

other people's areas.

I know what you mean

and then something happens
in year one or two year old and.

You look at him and you see

your ears on their little faces

and their mama's eyes.

Everything changes.

I always thought it took a
special talent to be a father.

Oh you'd make a fine one.

I never thought so.

Never thought i
could deal with kids.

But it kind of surprised
myself the other day.

Helped youngster
straighten a few things out.

Did fairly well too i think.

Felt good about it to.

Know there you are.

And you know it won't be long until
you find somebody to replace her.

Who's that.

Clementine

your first love that the
angels took from you.

He as well

tank you know Clementine was a
character in Obama mrs wept when she read.

Legends law slow.

You know i shed a
tear or two myself.

But i gotta tell you i really admire your
courage to carry on like you're doing.

Yes.

Well.

It wasn't easy.

A look at here.

You've been pulling my leg but
not knowing nothing about father.

Nigga.

Let your mighty
proud of that boy.

You use me to promote
this cock and bull story

as if your child could
chase off a rustler.

Ernest how could
you think such a thing.

Perhaps we should discuss
this at a more private opportunity

oh well thank you but
now I've got the headache

well i assure
you it's the truth.

Ben was quite heroic.

Read the article Joshua lovelace
skip an eye witness account

oh yes.

I checked with that
half wit ranch hand

he happened to be wearing a brand
new pair of shiny patent leather shoes

so.

I checked with the mercantile
store and lo and behold

you have recently purchased a brand new
pair of shiny patch patent leather shoes.

Well i'm surprised
you aren't spending all

that time investigating
me when you should be

catching rustlers.

Just

what is little Nick trying
to get away with the

same thing that big Nick
is trying to get away with

then is an accomplished before mr Pratt he
has been on the stage since he was five he

must be very tired one
reviewer in Baton Rouge

said that in the Austin of outlaw gap and
reminded him of a young Edwin Warsaw.

Have a starring roles for Chile
women are hard to come by

while there's no role
in my play for him.

Budget in his mind
i created my own.

I believe se Allan
publishing homes legend

attack the quality is

on furthermore.

Mr Allen has in his employ some of
the most dangerous vermin in america.

Lawyers with time
on their hands ns

and when they hear
about this about what.

Milton j Faber mr Pratt

head of business
affairs and acquisitions

for vc Allen.

Business affairs
and acquisitions.

What are you doing here

and you must be mrs Davenport

didn't she tell you i was coming

fighting

it never came up and
where is our brave little here.

Where else celebrating

with the chocolate
phosphate at pharmacie

of affectionate white's.

Favor.

I don't know how you got suckered
into this but it's a wasted trip for you

know i certainly doubt that.

Those two are
chiefs are liars frauds

they're going to go
very far in this business

oh we've pushed back
your deadlines so you can

write nicodemus junior
into your next book.

Ride him into my

book.

I think not.

I'm gonna wire isi Allen he'll
put a stop to this i doubted

he sent me here to negotiate
with mrs Davenport after receiving

her wire.

Beat me to the draw did she.

Don't be small-minded mr Brett.

Your female readership
was down with the last book

adding a child will bring
them back in droves

by the way how's the
underwear moving.

I have my reputation to protect.

And what reputation is that.

As an artist

and a craftsman.

Besides

i drew the line a long
time ago when i agreed

to co-star with that
Polly in legend meets.

Frontier laddie.

Mr Allen was very clear
you'll work with dogs he said.

But never children.

Would you help me
mrs Adams please

of course i will.

Do you really think
that's going to fool them.

Earnest.

This is the bartok trojan cow.

It is the future of
rustlers surveillance

i meant the cows.

Male it's good to see your
work is moving forward.

Instead of wasting all that time
on that silly electric light research.

Ammos

sa right.

Side i.

Would you care
to step over here.

What for.

You will see.

I

hate

to say that.

They're almost.

Fire at will.

Oh man.

Belay that order.

Fire what.

You are about to witness the
latest in the arsenal of the bar talk

nonviolent perpetrator
control devices.

As nonviolent as
the full monitor.

This one is entirely painless.

Ramos.

Ramos.

We seem to be having a slight

problem.

I believe the release mechanism
ejected a bit prematurely professor.

Yes

and the rustlers heard the cattle south
of the border never to be seen again

any more sterling ideas.

Ah yes yes oh here.

Let's try this.

It's that.

Pointed at our
fellow over there.

What is it.

It's an automated
Spanish reactor.

Spanish.

Based on the
principle of the bullet.

Just another nonviolent
control device a.

Well it does need a little.

Little adjustment.

No no no i think it's perfect.

Just the way it is mind if
i borrow it for a couple of

hours i begin negotiations
with mrs Dave important little.

Nick demas junior.

Analyst.

Credible.

Yeah.

Mr Allen is offering fifteen percent of
all royalties resulting from the sales of

nicodemus junior souvenirs i
assume that's an opening offer

it's exactly the same
as mr Pratt receives.

Just because he settled for
peanuts doesn't mean i have to

a Ben.

You ever seen a
real live rattlesnake.

No no let's try to keep
an open mind here

i won't do it favor

I'll quit

I'll stop writing legend
I'll find a new publisher.

If you break your contract with us you'll
spend the rest of your life writing in

Uruguay because no American
publisher will touch you.

Mr Pratt.

Ernest.

E c Allen thinks
of you as the son

he never had.

He has three sons
those are the ones he has

you're the one he didn't have.

Now legend discovers

he has a son he
never knew he had.

It has a meaning on a
deeply personal level

to mr Allen

favor.

Answer me this.

If legend has led a truly

chaste life

as the novels dictate.

And how does he have a kid.

Writer's problem let's move on

we.

As to personal appearance tours we feel
that Ben should accompany mister Pratt

for all engagements I've been
doing just fine by myself thank you.

Try to be flexible a joint appearance
could break attendance records.

What about billing order

i think nicodemus legend has
earned the right to first position.

Well i don't think that's fair

well let's not be too pushy dear

besides once these
books become successful

you'll be popular
enough to go solo.

Books.

When did book

become books.

Mr Allen has high hopes
for nicodemus junior

he thinks there's a
potential for a series.

I.

Know.

Yeah

so of course we want the right to consult
on all material prior to publication.

I don't see the harm in
allowing a bit of creative input.

It'll never happen.

Yeah.

I want to be able to change
my own lines but you can't do it.

I can so that can

can't.

Can't

come.

Back.

Huh.

You'll excuse me.

I have an appointment

with some cows.

Um another hand is a.

Chance to see
another side of legend.

The term of

caring tender.

Co stop.

Alligators have the right idea.

They

eat the young.

Ah.

When if i light a cigar

and it's getting.

Oh five.

Another amorous cow.

It's that musky
Cologne of yours.

Irresistible earnest.

Thank you Daniels.

Alright.

Eddie.

A law.

Uh.

Oh.

Uh.

Ah.

Open the hatch.

Sigh.

Anyone.

His passion.

Uh.

Huh.

Brothers

kill you for this laden

oh

fear.

To be quaking in
my boots oh yeah.

First time a cow
has caught a rustler.

A.

It's really pointless
to resist you.

Mr legend if you please

a picture of the
historic capture.

Thank you professor

if you would just
wait over here.

The tree gotta think ahead.

Once again

nicodemus legend has
proven his heroic mettle.

With this villain in custody

it won't be long before
his comrades are routed

and the cattle

of the dedicated ranchers
in this fine community of.

Sheridan

our return.

I'm sure you couldn't have captured
this ruthless desperado alone mr legend.

Of course not.

I could never have done it without
his loving setting constant companion.

Why look it's nicodemus junior.

Uh

oh.

My god be seizure
I've never far behind.

Factor ran off the same
wrestler a few days ago.

Ah.

The hills we talking about.

Roll with Lyle

i have to.

Could we have another please.

Let's see that hundred
dollar smile mister legend.

I'll give you a sardonic
grin for two bits.

The nika demons junior
ladies and gentlemen

soon to appear in a new
nicotine legend adventure

courtesy the e se Allan
publishing company.

Uh.

But perhaps you're
overreacting earnest.

After all.

He's just a child.

That's what Goliath said.

I'm not going back into
town until they're gone.

Oh Ernie.

I know you're in here earnest.

We really must talk
about these pages.

Wants to talk about

Ben doesn't understand why he
has to be the one trapping the mind.

And you save him.

Because i'm the hero.

Ben thinks it would work better if you
were trapped in the mine and he said you.

Don't you think.

Don't you think it shows
great cleverness and courage.

If you stay alive
until i can save you.

This is a deal breaker.

You want a deal-breaker.

I'll be the deal breaker

this one right.

I'm ashamed of you

nicotine's legend never points a full minute
at a child i'm rethinking the character.

Would you be the
renowned professor bartok

oh here we.

Yanis christoph bottle.

At your service Laura Davenport

i have read every research
paper you have ever published.

Name why one.

I was particularly
interested in your works

and precise measurement
of continental drift

really.

Would you care
to see the device.

After you.

What she's good.

I follow that terrible business with that
awful mister Edison durkee thank goodness

you were vindicated
oh and how kind of you

well here it is.

I am so looking forward
to working together.

Red alert

red alert.

Well i.

Would be

very happy to be able to give
you some techne wcl assistance.

How kind of you to offer.

As a matter of fact

i was hoping that you could
design an independent line

of nicodemus junior gadgets
for us to merchandise.

Gadgets.

She said gadgets.

Gadgets we don't create gadgets

madam

inventions inventions which will
change the world in which we live in.

Nothing too complicated
something easily mass produced that

buzzes chirps.

Oh and sells for
under two dollars.

I'm afraid you've come to
the wrong place madam.

What cut of the profits is he
giving you on merchandising.

We'll give you.

Ten percent of all receipts.

Plus development expenses.

Were projecting a hundred
thousand in year one.

Well i'm sure i
could come up with

a little catchy.

Like.

Prater

turncoat.

What have you been
keeping from your earnest.

Not me.

Well i'm sure you're both very
busy will leave you to your work

oh

you will make that
change won't you earnest.

That's mr Pratt

to you.

Come along Ben.

I would never say this.

And i don't like the new

want when to get stick to the girl by
Indians and radiant swarm all over me

sounds exciting how
do you get out of it

i don't.

Mr Pratt seems to have a
deep-seated anger towards children.

Perhaps we should think
about launching a new series

without him

don't push it mrs Davenport

on the other hand he does
you have some sort of following

i suppose let me tell you
something about Ernest Pratt.

Along with that ill temper
and boorish behavior

e c Allen believes the
man has a special talent.

Of course my job is to
make sure he never knows it.

Daddy little edgy.

My chin.

Oh dear no my my son's name is a
legend it's Davenport Ben Davenport.

Pulling us now what i heard on mainstream
news taking credit for capture my brother.

We were just seeking
publicity to sell books.

Have anything to do with
your brothers suppressed.

Zebra.

Will you do now mau

mau.

Come on in.

You don't.

YouTube boy.

Yeah

yeah.

Uh.

So what if i happen
to collect shoes.

Why am i lying on a bar.

Relax Milton.

You took a nasty
pump to the cranium.

I'm being treated for a
head injury in a saloon.

By a kid with bad hair.

Wouldn't say bad

hair.

Doc Larkin was called over to help
out with a ring worm epidemic in leadville

Mayer brown's taxidermists we could
get him in here if you'd rather know.

I'll be fine.

Mrs Davenport the boy
they've been abducted.

Did you see who did it.

I was barely conscious they
thought he was likud demas junior.

Ah the price of celebrity.

I know it well.

Had wrestler you arrested
i believe it was his brother.

My god

they may be killed or tortured

you've got to do something

and get it on paper.

Ernest.

Earnest.

What.

Outcome on.

Whatever happened to sheriffs and deputies
and posses and fun stuff like that.

When it could be missed religion
would never let his son become a

ducted he's not my son.

Well you posed with
him it's been announced

mr Pratt let me put it
very simply this is what e

c Allen would call a public
relations catastrophe.

Mr ledge and i have
something for you.

Fella ride through
Tom costa domine

few minutes ago.

You're not the
taxidermy star you know

no.

Just an

old guy with a knife.

Just relax breathe
through your nose.

Ah.

Bring my brother to

Dawson canyon tomorrow
at noon come alone and we'll

make a trade to any of
your fancy electrical tricks.

And your wife and son die

wife now she's my wife.

This is getting very annoying.

You know honest

i'm quite concerned.

After the exchange
they might kill you.

Yes.

That would be one
of my concerns too.

The terrain will give us a few
advantages the few disadvantages.

If we can fly the balloon at a very low
altitude on the other side of the Ridge.

We will be out of sight until
the posse arrives however

we must assume that the
hostages are under heavy guard.

And it is the god.

That is our first priority
professor mr legend.

Your posse is here.

How many are there Skeeter.

You're looking at him.

What.

What happened to all the
townsfolk cheering little Nicky on

ready to help me say them.

Well it was either
help you or the

quilting bee out at the
widow Ellen bargains.

Widow one.

Am i going to get
to use one of these

gizmos.

Maybe I'll just go
to the be myself.

Oh

well i can see it now and print.

Legend quilts.

While junior burns

the fuck control
is ready professor.

Don't worry.

Nicodemus legend will
come through as always.

No i'm not so sure.

I need a quilt anyway shh.

Either little lady.

Need right.

And of course i have all the
confidence in the world and our backup.

Uh.

What does this deal was

legends post creepy bad.

So legend will be along shortly

if making sure that the steam philosophy
has an apartment for the long journey.

A.

I swear to you nicotine

legend is not been father.

My former husband is a producer a
theater plays in Baltimore Maryland

we met when i understood the lead the
production of the mystery of Edwin drood

by mr Charles dickens.

I eventually replaced
the actress in the role.

Mrs lejeune.

I am not mrs legend be quiet a.

Please i just want to go home

you've got to believe us.

Everything you saw in town

it was just nacht.

What do you mean an act.

That has taken after his
mother he's a fine actor.

In fact he made his debut in
the shakespearean festival in.

Attending to be
nicodemus junior.

Like playing a role on stage.

His character is going
to be in the next legend

adventure and we have high
hopes for a series of our own.

So if i understand correctly.

You are using all this hullabaloo
about capture my brother.

To get you your own series.

I can make it very worth
your while to let us go.

That's acting in.

She's pretty good actually

you pretty good lady.

Perhaps.

You didn't understand.

Mrs legend.

Or whatever your name is.

Ruslan was a dirty business.

But you act in folks.

For me to shay.

Hey suh.

Uh.

Hands up.

So a great Nick demas legend doesn't
look so high and mighty now does he.

Oh

wow.

That ain't lazy.

Actually mister lechon
is a good half foot taller.

Naturally that would have a

significant impact on the

high and mighty factor.

Yeah.

Uh.

Wow.

Uh

yeah wow.

Ah.

Uh.

Oh.

Oh.

Everybody okay yeah right

yes thank you.

You know i forgot to
mention there are certain

disadvantages to
being nicotine's junior.

Mom.

I don't want to be Nick
demas junior anymore.

I'm

available.

Despite past behavior the boy
is showing some sense there.

I know how you feel
Ben this has been terrible

but

i know what will
make you feel better.

A fifty thousand dollar endorsement package
he thousand and that's just the beginning

think of the excitement
when the national

press gets wind of what
happened here today why

you'll appear before the
crowned heads of Europe

Paris Rome

London by the time
they get back easy now.

We're.

Long now.

Oh man.

It's hard to find a day
to be spent inside let us

gather the trappings of
decadence fine food good wine

and suck upon the
lawn in glorious land law.

Well you're certainly
in an amiable mood.

I always.

Did you hear from esalen
about your manuscript.

I heard from isi Allen
about my manuscript.

He liked it Amy.

Most

it just goes to show you.

Sometimes you have to
surrender to other people's instincts.

I addressed all of Laura's
notes made all Ben's changes.

Did everything that
they wanted me to do

in short.

I gave them the book.

They want.

So when women be printed.

It

won't.

It won't.

Lose the kid.

E c Allen.

Acl didn't get to be ceo without
knowing a little bit about the business.

A man.

Is a genius.

Uh a.