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>> MY DAY STARTS AT 6:30 A.M.
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I DON'T NEED AN ALARM CLOCK.
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I WAKE UP EVERY DAY AND DRESS
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FOR MY ROLE AS C.E.O.
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THAT MEANS 50 TAILORED SUITS AT
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ALL TIMES.
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RIGHT NOW, I HAVE 54.
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DRESS SHIRTS? VERY IMPORTANT.
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128. CRISP WHITE, ALWAYS BEST.
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AN OCCASIONAL PALE YELLOW OR
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BLUE.
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NOW, A TIE SAYS EVERYTHING ABOUT
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A MAN.
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SILK. TIES SHOULD ONLY BE SILK.
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80 STRIPES, A DOZEN SOLIDS.
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OH, AND ONE ROGUE PAISLEY MY
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SISTER BOUGHT ME IN PALM BEACH.
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PROBABLY HAMMERED AT NOON.
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SHOES? BLACK AND BROWN.
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LACE-UP ONLY.
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WELL, IF THIS ALL SOUNDS LIKE
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MUCH OF THE SAME, IT'S BECAUSE
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IT IS.
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MY ROUTINE...
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MY LIFE...
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MY BUSINESS.
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SERVED ME WELL FOR 31 YEARS.
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YET, TODAY, I AM CASHING IT ALL
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IN.
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AND FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY
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LIFE, I'LL BE WORKING FOR
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SOMEONE ELSE.
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THAT'S A BIG CHANGE FOR ME.
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AND I'M NOT REAL GOOD WITH
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CHANGE...
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AS YOU CAN TELL.
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>> MM. TOO TIGHT. MORE. MORE.
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STOP. TOO THIN. GO BACK.
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MM-HMM. AGAIN.
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THAT'S IT. FREEZE.
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ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE DONE.
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THANK YOU.
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DARLING, YOU'RE LATE.
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>> WHAT?
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>> YES. REMEMBER? PARTY TONIGHT.
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YOU, GO, GET DRESSED, HURRY.
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>> YES, ALL RIGHT.
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>> JASON, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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I SAID LEAVE IT RIGHT HERE.
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HELLO?
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ALL RIGHT, DO WE HAVE MORE?
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I THINK WE HAVE MORE. GO.
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DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING
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MYSELF?
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[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
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>> YES?
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>> MM. OH, YOU NEVER COULD TIE A
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PROPER KNOT.
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HERE. LET ME.
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>> WHAT AM I GONNA DO, SIS?
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>> [ CHUCKLES ]
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WHAT A SILLY QUESTION.
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YOU ENJOY THE COMPANY OF YOUR
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FRIENDS, DARLING.
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>> I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT
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TONIGHT.
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I'M TALKING ABOUT TOMORROW.
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>> WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY,
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PAULIE?
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>> THEY RETIRED ME TODAY.
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>> WHAT?!
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>> YES.
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>> OH, CHRIST.
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OKAY, I'M GONNA HAVE A NERVOUS
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BREAKDOWN.
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CAN THEY DO THAT?
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>> THEY CAN AND THEY DID.
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>> YEAH, BUT -- BUT DO WE STILL
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GET THE MONEY?
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>> [ LAUGHS ]
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YES, WE GET THE MONEY.
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>> OH. OKAY, OKAY.
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YOU KNOW WHAT? SO WHAT?
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YOU ARE A SUCCESSFUL MAN,
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PAULIE, AND THAT'S WHAT WE ARE
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HERE TO CELEBRATE TONIGHT --
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YOU, MY GORGEOUS BROTHER.
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ALL RIGHT, ARE YOU READY?
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>> I'M READY.
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>> LET'S KNOCK 'EM DEAD.
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[ JAZZ PIANO PLAYS ]
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HERE HE IS, PEOPLE, THE TOAST OF
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THE TOWN.
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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ALBERT. GOOD TO SEE YOU.
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THANK YOU. NICE TUXEDO.
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>> OH, PAUL. CONGRATULATIONS.
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>> OH, LYNNE.
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OH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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>> YOU REMEMBER MY SISTER,
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IRENE.
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>> IRENE, AS BEAUTIFUL AS EVER.
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HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN?
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>> EVERY BIT OF 10 YEARS.
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>> 10 YEARS.
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>> YEAH, I DON'T THINK I'VE BEEN
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BACK EAST SINCE BONNIE'S
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WEDDING.
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>> WELL, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
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I'M GOING TO FIND BEN WHILE YOU
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TWO, UM, CATCH UP.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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>> YOU LOOK WELL.
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>> THANK YOU.
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IT REALLY IS GOOD TO SEE YOU.
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>> MM.
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>> HOW'S GLEN?
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>> [ CHUCKLES ]
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DATING A 12-YEAR-OLD.
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>> WHERE'S A ROCK WHEN YOU NEED
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ONE?
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>> [ CHUCKLES ]
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>> I'M SO SORRY. I HAD NO IDEA.
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>> YOU KNOW, I JUST MET HER.
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SHE CALLS HERSELF SKYE.
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>> SKYE?
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>> YEAH. [ LAUGHS ]
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>> DOES SHE LOOK GORGEOUS OR
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WHAT?
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>> OH.
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>> AGELESS.
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>> YOU ARE A GOOD LIAR,
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PAUL GRECCO.
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>> MR. PAUL?
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>> YES?
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>> I THINK WE'RE ALL SET HERE
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NOW.
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I'LL BE HEADING OUT.
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>> OH, WELL, I'LL, UH -- I'LL
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WALK YOU OUT.
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LADIES, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME.
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>> YOU LOOK FABULOUS.
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[ PIANO MUSIC CONTINUES ]
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>> SO, WHAT DID HE SAY?
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YOU TOLD HIM YOU WERE SEPARATED,
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RIGHT?
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>> HE WAS VERY SWEET.
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>> WELL, IF HE DOESN'T MAKE A
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MOVE, HE'S CRAZY.
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YOU ARE PERFECT FOR HIM!
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>> EVEN SO, DON'T EXPECT MUCH.
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SALLY SAID SHE DATED HIM FOR SIX
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MONTHS AND NADA.
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[ POPS TONGUE ]
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>> MUCH WHAT?
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>> COME ON.
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>> WHAT?
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>> Sex.
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>> SEX?
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>> SALLY SAID THERE WAS NEVER
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ANYTHING MORE THAN A KISS.
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SIX MONTHS!
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BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? LISTEN TO ME.
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I HEARD THAT ABOUT PAUL BEFORE,
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ANYWAY.
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I HEARD THAT.
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>> I HAVEN'T.
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AND LET ME TELL YOU -- SALLY IS
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NOT IRENE.
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>> PICKED UP THIS MARVELOUS
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MINUTE REPEATER LAST WEEK.
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>> LOOKS LIKE A WATCH TO ME.
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>> [ CHUCKLES ]
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IT'S ABOUT THE COMPLICATION, AL.
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>> THE MORE COMPLICATED, THE
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MORE EXPENSIVE?
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>> EXACTLY.
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>> I'LL STICK TO SIMPLE.
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>> YOU ALWAYS HAVE.
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MAYBE A LITTLE COMPLICATION
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WOULDN'T BE SO BAD.
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[ BELL DINGS ]
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>> UM, EVERYONE, I'D LIKE TO
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MAKE A TOAST.
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DOES EVERYBODY HAVE CHAMPAGNE?
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>> OF COURSE.
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>> EXCELLENT.
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UH, PAULIE, COME OVER HERE,
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PLEASE.
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"OH, I HATE THIS."
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I KNOW, I KNOW.
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TO MY DEAREST BROTHER, PAULIE,
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WHO HAS WORKED SO HARD FOR SO
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MANY YEARS.
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THANK YOU FOR YOUR GENEROSITY,
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FOR PUTTING UP WITH ME...
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>> YEAH.
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>> [ LAUGHS ]
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...AND FOR ALL THAT YOU BRING TO
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ALL OF OUR LIVES.
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CONGRATULATIONS. AND CHEERS.
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>> All: CHEERS!
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>> THANK YOU, ELISE.
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>> OH, WAIT, WAIT.
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UH, UM, EVERYONE, I FORGOT.
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I HAVE A LITTLE TOKEN OF
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APPRECIATION FOR MY BROTHER.
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>> OH, MOTHER OF GOD.
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WHAT IS THAT?
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>> IT'S CALLED A PUPPY, DEAR.
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>> OH, GOD.
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>> LOOK HOW CUTE.
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>> WHAT THE HELL DO I KNOW ABOUT
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DOGS?
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>> YOU'VE DATED ENOUGH OF THEM.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> WELL, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO
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DO WITH IT?
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>> IT'S NOT AN IT. IT'S A HER.
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AND YOU ARE TO WALK HER AND FEED
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HER AND LOVE HER.
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SHE'S ALL YOURS.
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>> UH...
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>> DOES SHE COME WITH A PRENUP?
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>> [ LAUGHS ]
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>> DOES IT HAVE A NAME?
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>> WHATEVER YOU WANT TO NAME
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HER, DARLING.
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>> SHE'S AWFULLY WARM.
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>> I KNOW.
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>> OH, CHRIST!
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>> WHAT?
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>> SHE'S PISSING ALL OVER ME!
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>> [ Laughing ] OH, SO ADORABLE.
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IT'S JUST A TINY LITTLE DROP.
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HERE. JUST GO CHANGE, AND I'LL
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TAKE CARE OF HER.
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>> THANK YOU, EVERYONE.
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>> [ LAUGHS ]
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LOOK AT HER.
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IS SHE ADORABLE OR WHAT?
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I KNOW. I KNOW.
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[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
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>> COME IN.
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>> LET'S GO SEE WHAT DADDY'S
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DOING.
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OH, YES, YOU ARE A SWEET THING.
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I KNOW. I LOVE YOU, TOO.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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>> TOMORROW, THAT IS GOING BACK
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WHERE SHE CAME FROM.
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>> OH, COME ON, PAUL.
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JUST GIVE HER A CHANCE.
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YOU LOVED BAILEY WHEN WE WERE
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KIDS.
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YOU LIVED FOR THAT DOG.
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>> I WAS A KID.
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NOW I'M A MIDDLE-AGED MAN WITH A
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HERNIA.
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I MEAN, REALLY, ELISE, WHAT THE
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HELL WERE YOU THINKING?
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>> THAT YOU'RE A MIDDLE-AGED MAN
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WITH A HERNIA WHO LIVES ALONE
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AND COULD USE A LITTLE REGULAR
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COMPANIONSHIP.
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OH, COME ON, PAUL.
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LOOK AT HER. LOOK AT THAT FACE.
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[ GASPS ]
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I THINK SHE LOVES YOU ALREADY.
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COME ON. THERE YOU GO.
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>> IS THAT LIPSTICK?
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>> MM-HMM.
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ALL RIGHT, I TELL YOU WHAT.
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WHY DON'T YOU JUST KEEP HER FOR
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A MONTH, AND -- AND THEN IF IT
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DOESN'T WORK OUT, I'LL TAKE HER,
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OKAY?
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>> DO I HAVE A CHOICE?
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>> NO.
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TRUST ME -- YOU WILL LOVE HER.
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NOW THAT YOU'RE RETIRED, YOU
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HAVE ALL THAT TIME TO GET TO
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KNOW EACH OTHER.
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HMM?
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SHE'S FED AND WALKED AND
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EXHAUSTED, SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO
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EVEN THINK ABOUT HER UNTIL
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TOMORROW WHEN THE TRAINER COMES.
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>> TRAINER?
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>> YEAH, MINDY.
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SHE'LL BE HERE AT 9:00.
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SHE'S SUPPOSED TO BE THE BEST.
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NOW, UM, WHAT ELSE?
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OH, I PUT WEE-WEE PADS ON THE
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KITCHEN FLOOR AND, UM, GAVE HER
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A BOWL OF WATER, SO SHE SHOULD
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BE JUST FINE, RIGHT, SWEETIE?
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JUST CHECK ON HER WHEN YOU GET
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UP IN THE MORNING.
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IT WAS A GORGEOUS PARTY.
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>> IF YOU DO SAY SO YOURSELF.
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>> YES. MWAH!
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NIGHT. OH, AND DO ME A FAVOR AND
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THINK OF A NAME.
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CAN'T CALL HER "IT" FOREVER.
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[ GROWLS ] I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
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ALL RIGHT, DARLING, GOOD NIGHT.
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>> GOOD NIGHT.
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[ DOG WHIMPERING, YELPING ]
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CHRIST! WHAT?!
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WHAT? WHAT IS WRONG?
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WHAT DO YOU WANT?
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[ SIGHS ]
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COME ON.
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THERE.
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>> GOOD MORNING, MR. PAUL.
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>> GOOD MORNING, CLAIRE.
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>> I'M GONNA PUT THE COFFEE
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RIGHT UP.
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OH, BROTHER!
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WHO GONNA CARE FOR THAT THING?
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I'M NOT PICKING UP NO DOG
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BUSINESS IN THIS HOUSE.
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NO DISRESPECT, MR. PAUL, BUT I'M
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NOT DOING THAT.
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>> CLAIRE, RELAX.
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SIT DOWN, MEET HER.
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>> WHAT'S SHE NAMED?
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>> I HAVEN'T DECIDED.
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>> SHE NOT A BAD LOOKIN' THING.
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>> ♪ COFFEE
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>> [ CHUCKLES ] OH, BROTHER.
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THIS WHOLE THING GOT MISS ELISE
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NAME WRITTEN ALL OVER IT.
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>> YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT THAT.
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[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
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I GOT IT.
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[ BEEP ]
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HELLO?
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YES. THANK YOU. SEND HER UP.
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IT'S THE DOG BEATER.
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>> HI. I'M MINDY.
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>> COME ON.
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HE IN HERE WITH THAT THING.
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>> HI! I'M MINDY.
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>> HELLO. I'M PAUL GRECCO.
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>> WELL, HI!
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AREN'T YOU A PRETTY GIRL?
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AND WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
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>> IT. WELL, SHE, TECHNICALLY.
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>> WELL, WE MUST GIVE YOU A
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NAME.
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WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS?
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>> I REALLY HAVEN'T ANY.
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>> OKAY. [ BREATHES DEEPLY ]
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LET'S SEE.
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SHE'S GOT A STRONG LITTLE BUILD,
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A BEAUTIFUL FACE, AND SHE'S VERY
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QUIET.
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WHAT DOES THAT BRING TO MIND?
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>> THE PERFECT WIFE.
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>> [ CHUCKLES ]
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NOW, WOULDN'T THAT BE
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MRS. GRECCO?
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>> I THINK THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT.
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SO I GUESS THAT'S YOU --
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MRS. GRECCO.
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>> OH, I'M SORRY.
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>> NO, THAT'S A PERFECT
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SUGGESTION.
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>> YOU'RE SERIOUS ABOUT THAT.
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>> MRS. GRECCO. ABSOLUTELY.
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>> YOU KNOW, IT'S USUALLY BETTER
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TO HAVE A ONE-WORD NAME, LIKE
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SPOT OR BUTTERCUP.
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IT'S MUCH EASIER FOR THE DOG TO
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UNDERSTAND.
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I JUST...
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I DON'T KNOW IF THE NAME
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MRS. GRECCO WOULD BE THE MOST
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DESIRABLE.
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>> MINDY, THERE'S A HUNDRED OLD
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DOGS WITHIN ONE SQUARE BLOCK
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THAT DESIRE NOTHING MORE THAN
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THE NAME MRS. GRECCO.
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SHALL WE?
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>> [ CHUCKLES ] OKAY.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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WELL, TODAY, WE'RE GOING TO
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TEACH MR. GRECCO AND --
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>> UH, PAUL.
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>> OH.
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>> PLEASE.
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>> SORRY.
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PAUL AND MRS. GRECCO WHEN AND
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WHERE TO SISSY AND POOPY.
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WELL, I HAVE A FEW VERY SIMPLE
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STEPS YOU MUST PRACTICE, AND IF
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YOU STICK WITH IT -- AND MOST
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IMPORTANTLY, BE CONSISTENT --
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SHE WILL BE HOUSEBROKEN IN NO
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TIME AT ALL.
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STAY!
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[ GASPS ] GOOD STAY.
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WE WANT TO REINFORCE GOOD
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BEHAVIOR WITH THE TONE OF OUR
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VOICE.
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WE WANT TO SOUND HAPPY WHEN WE
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REINFORCE GOOD BEHAVIOR.
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WE MUST ALWAYS COMMUNICATE WITH
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THE DOG AT THE TIME OF ACTION.
414
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>> TIME OF ACTION. GOT IT.
415
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>> THE FIRST THING WE MUST TEACH
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HER IS THE DISTINCTION BETWEEN
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INSIDE AND OUTSIDE.
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SO EVERY TIME YOU CROSS THE
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THRESHOLD TO LEAVE THE BUILDING,
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RIGHT AT THE TIME OF ACTION, I
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00:15:25,557 --> 00:15:28,193
WANT YOU TO SAY, "OUTSIDE."
422
00:15:28,193 --> 00:15:29,761
AND EVERY TIME YOU CROSS THE
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THRESHOLD TO COME BACK INTO THE
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00:15:31,496 --> 00:15:33,165
BUILDING, I WANT YOU TO SAY --
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>> INSIDE!
426
00:15:33,865 --> 00:15:35,200
>> YES! VERY GOOD.
427
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>> I'M A QUICK STUDY.
428
00:15:36,701 --> 00:15:38,804
>> THE POINT IS TO TRY TO CATCH
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00:15:38,804 --> 00:15:39,938
HER IN THE ACT.
430
00:15:39,938 --> 00:15:41,773
WHEN YOU DO CATCH HER GOING
431
00:15:41,773 --> 00:15:44,976
SISSY, IN A HAPPY VOICE, SAY, "A
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SISSY, SISSY, A SISSY, SISSY,"
433
00:15:47,879 --> 00:15:49,414
UNTIL SHE IS DONE.
434
00:15:49,414 --> 00:15:51,750
ONLY DO THIS AT THE TIME OF...
435
00:15:51,750 --> 00:15:52,551
ACTION.
436
00:15:52,551 --> 00:15:54,619
SAME GOES IF YOU CATCH HER
437
00:15:54,619 --> 00:15:55,587
POOPING.
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00:15:55,587 --> 00:15:58,456
IN A HAPPY VOICE, SAY, "A POOPY,
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POOPY, A POOPY, POOPY" UNTIL SHE
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00:16:01,493 --> 00:16:02,394
IS DONE.
441
00:16:02,394 --> 00:16:04,930
SO, STAY CONSISTENT, AND SHE'LL
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00:16:04,930 --> 00:16:06,698
MAKE THE CONNECTION.
443
00:16:06,698 --> 00:16:11,036
>> OKAY. INSIDE AND OUTSIDE.
444
00:16:11,036 --> 00:16:13,572
SISSY AND POOPY.
445
00:16:13,572 --> 00:16:15,674
TIME OF ACTION. BE CONSISTENT.
446
00:16:15,674 --> 00:16:17,475
>> YOU ARE A QUICK STUDY.
447
00:16:17,475 --> 00:16:19,311
THANK YOU, MR...UH, PAUL.
448
00:16:19,311 --> 00:16:20,312
[ CHUCKLES ]
449
00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:22,447
IT WAS SUCH A PLEASURE MEETING
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00:16:22,447 --> 00:16:23,281
YOU BOTH.
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00:16:23,281 --> 00:16:24,816
OH, HERE'S MY CARD.
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00:16:24,816 --> 00:16:27,118
IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS, JUST
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00:16:27,118 --> 00:16:28,453
CALL ME.
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00:16:28,453 --> 00:16:29,921
TAKE CARE.
455
00:16:32,390 --> 00:16:34,292
>> THANK YOU.
456
00:16:37,896 --> 00:16:40,165
>> [ SIGHS ]
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00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:41,900
>> MORNING, MR. GRECCO.
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00:16:41,900 --> 00:16:43,435
WHO DO WE HAVE HERE?
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00:16:43,435 --> 00:16:45,704
IT'S A REAL BEAUTY. BOY OR GIRL?
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>> GIRL.
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00:16:46,504 --> 00:16:48,139
>> OH, WHAT'S HER NAME?
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00:16:48,139 --> 00:16:49,307
>> MRS. GRECCO.
463
00:16:49,307 --> 00:16:50,475
>> MRS. GRECCO?
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WELL, I KNOW A LOT OF LADIES ARE
465
00:16:52,677 --> 00:16:54,379
GONNA BE JEALOUS OF YOU.
466
00:16:54,379 --> 00:16:56,581
SHE'S A REAL BEAUTY, MR. GRECCO.
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00:16:56,581 --> 00:16:58,049
GOOD LUCK WITH HER.
468
00:16:58,049 --> 00:16:59,885
>> THANK YOU.
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00:17:03,555 --> 00:17:04,089
OUTS--
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00:17:04,089 --> 00:17:04,990
>> MR. GRECCO.
471
00:17:04,990 --> 00:17:06,224
>> GOOD MORNING, SIR.
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00:17:06,224 --> 00:17:07,826
>> MORNING.
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00:17:43,428 --> 00:17:47,966
OKAY. DO YOUR THING.
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00:17:47,966 --> 00:17:48,967
YOU WANT TO WALK.
475
00:17:48,967 --> 00:17:50,669
OKAY, WE'LL WALK.
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00:17:57,208 --> 00:17:58,209
YEAH, NO, NO.
477
00:17:58,209 --> 00:17:59,644
NO, NO, NO. THAT'S BAD.
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00:17:59,644 --> 00:18:01,279
SORRY.
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00:18:01,279 --> 00:18:03,615
>> OH, HI. I'M ANDY.
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00:18:03,615 --> 00:18:05,016
THIS IS BEAN.
481
00:18:05,016 --> 00:18:06,051
HE'S KIND OF A SNOB, BUT HE
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PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS.
483
00:18:08,019 --> 00:18:09,421
>> PAUL GRECCO.
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00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:10,956
THAT'S MRS. GRECCO.
485
00:18:10,956 --> 00:18:13,191
>> OH. WELL, AREN'T WE FORMAL,
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00:18:13,191 --> 00:18:14,993
MISSY?
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00:18:14,993 --> 00:18:18,563
HEY, WOULD YOU CARE TO SIT?
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00:18:18,563 --> 00:18:21,099
>> YEAH. SURE.
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00:18:21,099 --> 00:18:24,536
COME ON. COME ON.
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00:18:24,536 --> 00:18:27,472
>> HERE. MAY I?
491
00:18:27,472 --> 00:18:29,207
I COULD TIE HER UP SO THEY CAN
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00:18:29,207 --> 00:18:31,176
PLAY TOGETHER.
493
00:18:31,176 --> 00:18:32,310
>> OH.
494
00:18:32,310 --> 00:18:34,279
YEAH, IT'S NOT A BAD IDEA.
495
00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:37,749
>> COME HERE. SAY HI, BEAN.
496
00:18:37,749 --> 00:18:39,417
WOW. SHE IS ADORABLE.
497
00:18:39,417 --> 00:18:41,119
WHAT? ABOUT 14 WEEKS?
498
00:18:41,119 --> 00:18:43,188
>> YOUR GUESS IS AS GOOD AS
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MINE.
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00:18:43,822 --> 00:18:45,123
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
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00:18:45,123 --> 00:18:46,992
BEAN IS ALMOST 2.
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00:18:46,992 --> 00:18:48,927
>> REALLY?
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00:18:48,927 --> 00:18:50,528
>> SO, HOW DOES YOUR WIFE FEEL
504
00:18:50,528 --> 00:18:52,097
ABOUT SHARING HER NAME WITH A
505
00:18:52,097 --> 00:18:52,497
DOG?
506
00:18:52,497 --> 00:18:54,032
>> WHAT?
507
00:18:54,032 --> 00:18:56,201
OH.
508
00:18:56,201 --> 00:18:59,904
THAT IS THE ONLY MRS. GRECCO.
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00:18:59,904 --> 00:19:02,607
>> OH. INTERESTING.
510
00:19:02,607 --> 00:19:05,944
>> YOUR NAME AGAIN?
511
00:19:05,944 --> 00:19:08,613
>> ANDY.
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00:19:08,613 --> 00:19:09,881
>> YES.
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00:19:12,684 --> 00:19:15,653
>> SO, PAUL...
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00:19:15,653 --> 00:19:18,123
DO YOU LIVE AROUND HERE?
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00:19:18,123 --> 00:19:19,924
>> RIGHT THERE.
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00:19:25,730 --> 00:19:26,531
>> OH, ME?
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00:19:26,531 --> 00:19:28,466
OH, WELL, I ACTUALLY LIVE RIGHT
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00:19:28,466 --> 00:19:29,801
OVER THERE.
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00:19:32,303 --> 00:19:36,207
>> THAT'S VERY NICE.
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00:19:36,207 --> 00:19:38,043
>> SO, I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU IN
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00:19:38,043 --> 00:19:39,177
THE PARK BEFORE.
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00:19:39,177 --> 00:19:40,712
>> DOG.
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00:19:40,712 --> 00:19:43,481
>> RIGHT.
524
00:19:43,481 --> 00:19:45,683
SO NOW YOU'RE ONE OF US.
525
00:19:45,683 --> 00:19:48,553
>> PARDON?
526
00:19:48,553 --> 00:19:49,954
>> THE DOG PEOPLE.
527
00:19:49,954 --> 00:19:51,089
>> EXCUSE ME?
528
00:19:51,089 --> 00:19:53,058
>> ONE OF THE REGULARS, YOU
529
00:19:53,058 --> 00:19:53,658
KNOW?
530
00:19:53,658 --> 00:19:56,394
>> OH. [ CHUCKLES ]
531
00:19:56,394 --> 00:19:57,896
>> DOGS HAVE TO GO OUT EVERY
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00:19:57,896 --> 00:19:58,296
DAY.
533
00:19:58,296 --> 00:20:00,532
YOU DO KNOW THAT, RIGHT?
534
00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:01,933
>> SERIOUSLY?
535
00:20:01,933 --> 00:20:05,103
I-I HAVE TO DO THIS EVERY DAY?
536
00:20:05,103 --> 00:20:06,671
>> [ LAUGHS ]
537
00:20:06,671 --> 00:20:08,840
>> WELL...
538
00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:11,076
>> OH, HERE. LET ME.
539
00:20:14,846 --> 00:20:17,082
>> THANK YOU.
540
00:20:17,082 --> 00:20:19,317
IT WAS VERY NICE MEETING YOU.
541
00:20:19,317 --> 00:20:20,718
>> GOODBYE, MRS. GRECCO.
542
00:20:20,718 --> 00:20:21,753
SAY "BYE," BEAN.
543
00:20:21,753 --> 00:20:24,255
>> COME ON.
544
00:20:24,255 --> 00:20:26,324
GOOD, GOOD. GOOD GIRL!
545
00:20:26,324 --> 00:20:29,194
A SISSY! A SISSY, SISSY!
546
00:20:29,194 --> 00:20:30,495
>> [ LAUGHS ]
547
00:20:35,033 --> 00:20:37,602
>> INSIDE.
548
00:20:37,602 --> 00:20:40,905
INSIDE!
549
00:20:40,905 --> 00:20:43,041
I FEEL LIKE AN IDIOT.
550
00:20:43,041 --> 00:20:45,610
MORNING.
551
00:20:45,610 --> 00:20:48,246
>> THAT YOU, MR. PAUL?
552
00:20:48,246 --> 00:20:50,582
>> AND MRS. GRECCO.
553
00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:51,850
>> MISS ELISE BE CALLING HERE
554
00:20:51,850 --> 00:20:52,250
TWICE.
555
00:20:52,250 --> 00:20:53,485
I TOLD HER YOU WERE WITH THAT
556
00:20:53,485 --> 00:20:54,352
THING AT THE PARK.
557
00:20:54,352 --> 00:20:55,353
AND YOUR NEPHEW CALLED.
558
00:20:55,353 --> 00:20:56,721
HE WANT TO STOP BY OR SOMETHING.
559
00:20:56,721 --> 00:20:57,789
>> BRIAN CALLED? WHEN?
560
00:20:57,789 --> 00:20:59,357
>> JUST NOW.
561
00:21:01,726 --> 00:21:06,731
[ BEEPING ]
562
00:21:06,731 --> 00:21:09,634
BRIAN, WHERE ARE YOU?
563
00:21:15,573 --> 00:21:16,908
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
564
00:21:16,908 --> 00:21:18,409
OH, ALWAYS WITH THE PICTURES.
565
00:21:18,409 --> 00:21:19,043
COME HERE.
566
00:21:19,043 --> 00:21:20,378
>> ALWAYS. YOU KNOW THAT.
567
00:21:20,378 --> 00:21:21,746
>> YOU KNOW, YOU'RE SUCH A
568
00:21:21,746 --> 00:21:23,248
GOOD-LOOKING BOY, BUT WHAT'S
569
00:21:23,248 --> 00:21:24,182
WITH THE SHIRT?
570
00:21:24,182 --> 00:21:25,650
YOU CAN'T PRESS YOUR SHIRT?
571
00:21:25,650 --> 00:21:27,318
>> IT'S MADE TO LOOK LIKE THIS.
572
00:21:27,318 --> 00:21:28,720
>> INTENTIONALLY WRINKLED.
573
00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:30,255
CAN YOU AT LEAST TUCK IT IN?
574
00:21:30,255 --> 00:21:31,723
>> YOU KNOW, IT'S MUCH MORE
575
00:21:31,723 --> 00:21:33,091
CONTEMPORARY THESE DAYS TO WEAR
576
00:21:33,091 --> 00:21:33,691
A SHIRT OUT.
577
00:21:33,691 --> 00:21:34,559
YOU SHOULD TRY IT.
578
00:21:34,559 --> 00:21:35,293
YOU'D LOOK HIP.
579
00:21:35,293 --> 00:21:36,694
>> YEAH. I DON'T THINK I'M READY
580
00:21:36,694 --> 00:21:37,195
FOR HIP.
581
00:21:37,195 --> 00:21:37,929
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
582
00:21:37,929 --> 00:21:38,930
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
583
00:21:38,930 --> 00:21:40,165
WE'LL CONSIDER YOU A WORK IN
584
00:21:40,165 --> 00:21:41,499
PROGRESS.
585
00:21:41,499 --> 00:21:43,034
>> THE PARTY WAS TERRIFIC, BY
586
00:21:43,034 --> 00:21:43,601
THE WAY.
587
00:21:43,601 --> 00:21:44,469
>> NO, NO, NO.
588
00:21:44,469 --> 00:21:45,803
NOT YOU TOO, UNCLE PAUL.
589
00:21:45,803 --> 00:21:46,471
>> I KNOW.
590
00:21:46,471 --> 00:21:47,939
YOUR MOTHER CAN BE A LITTLE
591
00:21:47,939 --> 00:21:49,073
DIFFICULT SOMETIMES.
592
00:21:49,073 --> 00:21:49,941
>> OH, WELL...
593
00:21:49,941 --> 00:21:51,509
>> BUT YOU NEED TO WORK HARDER
594
00:21:51,509 --> 00:21:53,144
TO FIND COMMON GROUND WITH HER.
595
00:21:53,144 --> 00:21:54,712
>> COMMON GROUND?
596
00:21:54,712 --> 00:21:56,981
WE DON'T AGREE ON ANYTHING.
597
00:21:56,981 --> 00:21:58,650
IT'S LIKE SHE HAS THIS PICTURE
598
00:21:58,650 --> 00:22:00,218
IN HER HEAD OF WHAT SHE THINKS
599
00:22:00,218 --> 00:22:01,853
I'M SUPPOSED TO BE, OF WHAT SHE
600
00:22:01,853 --> 00:22:04,022
THINKS IS...SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE,
601
00:22:04,022 --> 00:22:06,191
YOU KNOW, OF WHAT SHE THINKS IS
602
00:22:06,191 --> 00:22:07,091
IMPORTANT.
603
00:22:07,091 --> 00:22:07,825
>> I KNOW.
604
00:22:07,825 --> 00:22:09,527
BUT YOU STILL HAVE TO TALK TO
605
00:22:09,527 --> 00:22:09,961
HER.
606
00:22:09,961 --> 00:22:11,763
>> I MEAN, WHY DOESN'T SHE WANT
607
00:22:11,763 --> 00:22:12,764
ME TO BE HAPPY?
608
00:22:12,764 --> 00:22:14,732
>> YOU KNOW SHE WANTS YOU TO BE
609
00:22:14,732 --> 00:22:15,333
HAPPY.
610
00:22:15,333 --> 00:22:17,368
>> YEAH, SHE JUST HAS THAT FUNNY
611
00:22:17,368 --> 00:22:19,137
WAY OF SHOWING IT.
612
00:22:23,441 --> 00:22:26,244
SO...
613
00:22:26,244 --> 00:22:27,712
HOW'S BIZ?
614
00:22:27,712 --> 00:22:29,380
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
615
00:22:29,380 --> 00:22:30,114
>> SOLD.
616
00:22:30,114 --> 00:22:31,449
>> YEAH? ALL RIGHT!
617
00:22:31,449 --> 00:22:33,451
>> NO, I'M NOT NEARLY HAS HAPPY
618
00:22:33,451 --> 00:22:35,353
ABOUT IT AS I THOUGHT I WOULD
619
00:22:35,353 --> 00:22:37,655
BE.
620
00:22:37,655 --> 00:22:38,957
>> BUT HOLD -- WHAT?
621
00:22:38,957 --> 00:22:40,525
I'M SORRY. I DON'T GET IT.
622
00:22:40,525 --> 00:22:42,393
YOU -- YOU WORK LIKE A DOG YOUR
623
00:22:42,393 --> 00:22:44,395
ENTIRE LIFE.
624
00:22:44,395 --> 00:22:46,998
I BET YOU MADE A KILLING. HMM?
625
00:22:46,998 --> 00:22:49,467
>> MM.
626
00:22:49,467 --> 00:22:51,002
>> YOU'RE NOT HAPPY?
627
00:22:51,002 --> 00:22:52,937
>> WELL, I'M NOT
NOT
{end-italic} HAPPY.
628
00:22:52,937 --> 00:22:55,173
>> OH.
629
00:22:55,173 --> 00:22:57,242
>> I GUESS I WASN'T PREPARED FOR
630
00:22:57,242 --> 00:22:57,809
THIS.
631
00:22:57,809 --> 00:22:59,944
>> YOU SHOULD REINVENT YOURSELF.
632
00:22:59,944 --> 00:23:01,813
WHAT? LISTEN, I WENT THROUGH
633
00:23:01,813 --> 00:23:03,448
FOUR YEARS OF LAW SCHOOL
634
00:23:03,448 --> 00:23:05,350
PRACTICALLY ON AUTOPILOT, BUT
635
00:23:05,350 --> 00:23:07,118
ONE DAY, WHEN I WAS IN THE LAB,
636
00:23:07,118 --> 00:23:08,653
YOU KNOW, JUST HANGING UP A
637
00:23:08,653 --> 00:23:10,288
BUNCH OF PHOTOGRAPHS THAT I'D
638
00:23:10,288 --> 00:23:12,991
NEVER EVEN DEVELOPED BEFORE, I
639
00:23:12,991 --> 00:23:15,059
STOOD THERE, YOU KNOW, JUST
640
00:23:15,059 --> 00:23:17,161
STARING AT ALL OF THIS WORK.
641
00:23:17,161 --> 00:23:19,364
I-I REALIZED SOMETHING THAT I
642
00:23:19,364 --> 00:23:22,000
NEVER EVEN KNEW ABOUT MYSELF.
643
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,535
THAT I WAS A PHOTOGRAPHER...
644
00:23:24,535 --> 00:23:26,838
AN ARTIST.
645
00:23:26,838 --> 00:23:30,808
>> AND WHAT HAS THAT GOTTEN YOU?
646
00:23:30,808 --> 00:23:33,511
>> A JOB AT THE PASSPORT OFFICE?
647
00:23:33,511 --> 00:23:34,979
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
648
00:23:34,979 --> 00:23:37,181
>> PERSONAL SATISFACTION.
649
00:23:37,181 --> 00:23:39,317
OH, AND DID I MENTION...
650
00:23:39,317 --> 00:23:40,618
A GALLERY SHOW?
651
00:23:40,618 --> 00:23:42,587
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
652
00:23:42,587 --> 00:23:45,790
>> WHAT?
653
00:23:45,790 --> 00:23:46,457
SERIOUSLY?
654
00:23:46,457 --> 00:23:47,191
>> MM-HMM.
655
00:23:47,191 --> 00:23:48,826
IT'S CALLED "WORKS ON PAPER."
656
00:23:48,826 --> 00:23:50,461
IT'S STILL UNDER CONSTRUCTION,
657
00:23:50,461 --> 00:23:51,929
MAYBE ANOTHER SIX TO EIGHT
658
00:23:51,929 --> 00:23:53,531
WEEKS, BUT THEY WANT ME TO BE
659
00:23:53,531 --> 00:23:54,632
THEIR OPENING SHOW.
660
00:23:54,632 --> 00:23:55,767
>> CONGRATULATIONS.
661
00:23:55,767 --> 00:23:59,037
DO YOU HAVE A THEME?
662
00:23:59,037 --> 00:24:00,872
>> TRUTH...
663
00:24:00,872 --> 00:24:04,475
PEOPLE EMOTIONALLY EXPOSED,
664
00:24:04,475 --> 00:24:07,345
NAKED, REAL...
665
00:24:07,345 --> 00:24:08,379
GRITTY, YOU KNOW?
666
00:24:08,379 --> 00:24:09,981
>> OH, I THINK I UNDERSTAND.
667
00:24:09,981 --> 00:24:11,649
I'M NOT SURE YOUR MOTHER WILL.
668
00:24:11,649 --> 00:24:13,351
>> EXACTLY. THAT'S THE STORY OF
669
00:24:13,351 --> 00:24:14,686
OUR WHOLE RELATIONSHIP.
670
00:24:14,686 --> 00:24:15,987
IT'S LIKE I'M A WORK OF
671
00:24:15,987 --> 00:24:18,523
CONTEMPORARY ART...
672
00:24:18,523 --> 00:24:21,125
AN ABSTRACTION SHE WILL NEVER
673
00:24:21,125 --> 00:24:22,360
UNDERSTAND.
674
00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:24,996
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
675
00:24:24,996 --> 00:24:27,398
>> OH. SHIT. IT'S ALMOST 2:00.
676
00:24:27,398 --> 00:24:31,869
CLAIRE! I GOT TO TAKE HER OUT.
677
00:24:31,869 --> 00:24:35,506
AH. I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET...
678
00:24:35,506 --> 00:24:36,240
MRS. GRECCO.
679
00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:37,442
>> WHAT? YOU'RE SERIOUS?
680
00:24:37,442 --> 00:24:38,176
>> MM-HMM.
681
00:24:38,176 --> 00:24:39,677
>> NOW, THAT'S A FUCKIN' HOOT.
682
00:24:39,677 --> 00:24:40,578
>> I THOUGHT SO.
683
00:24:40,578 --> 00:24:41,913
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
684
00:24:41,913 --> 00:24:43,247
>> I'M GONNA GO OFF SHIFT.
685
00:24:43,247 --> 00:24:44,716
I'LL SEND SOMEONE UP TO TAKE
686
00:24:44,716 --> 00:24:45,583
THIS THING OUT.
687
00:24:45,583 --> 00:24:47,518
>> ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU.
688
00:24:47,518 --> 00:24:49,587
>> MM. WELL, THANKS, UNCLE PAUL.
689
00:24:49,587 --> 00:24:51,389
I'LL SEE YOU AT THE BIRTHDAY
690
00:24:51,389 --> 00:24:52,457
BRUNCH, RIGHT?
691
00:24:52,457 --> 00:24:53,491
IF NOT SOONER.
692
00:24:53,491 --> 00:24:55,526
>> OKAY.
693
00:25:00,465 --> 00:25:05,069
[ KNOCK ON WALL ]
694
00:25:05,069 --> 00:25:07,505
>> AUNTIE ROZ. AUNTIE ROZ!
695
00:25:07,505 --> 00:25:10,608
GO GET HER! [ CHUCKLES ]
696
00:25:10,608 --> 00:25:12,977
>> HEY! HI, BEAN.
697
00:25:12,977 --> 00:25:14,278
ARE WE DRINKING YET?
698
00:25:14,278 --> 00:25:15,380
>> GRAB A GLASS.
699
00:25:15,380 --> 00:25:19,317
>> OH, I AM EXHAUSTED.
700
00:25:19,317 --> 00:25:21,419
I JUST DID SEVEN LAPS AROUND THE
701
00:25:21,419 --> 00:25:21,986
PARK.
702
00:25:21,986 --> 00:25:23,020
DO I LOOK FAT?
703
00:25:23,020 --> 00:25:23,654
>> NO.
704
00:25:23,654 --> 00:25:26,524
>> YOU DIDN'T EVEN LOOK AT ME.
705
00:25:26,524 --> 00:25:27,525
>> YOU'RE NOT FAT.
706
00:25:27,525 --> 00:25:28,726
>> YOU ALWAYS SAY THAT.
707
00:25:28,726 --> 00:25:30,061
>> BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT FAT.
708
00:25:30,061 --> 00:25:30,795
>> [ SIGHS ]
709
00:25:30,795 --> 00:25:31,829
HEY, HOW DID IT GO?
710
00:25:31,829 --> 00:25:33,164
DID YOU DELIVER THE COPY?
711
00:25:33,164 --> 00:25:33,931
>> [ SIGHS ]
712
00:25:33,931 --> 00:25:35,500
THE ART DIRECTOR REWROTE EVERY
713
00:25:35,500 --> 00:25:36,968
WORD, AND NOW IT SOUNDS LIKE
714
00:25:36,968 --> 00:25:37,402
SHIT.
715
00:25:37,402 --> 00:25:37,902
>> OH.
716
00:25:37,902 --> 00:25:39,404
>> AND THEN SHE TELLS ME, "YOU
717
00:25:39,404 --> 00:25:40,505
DID A FABULOUS JOB."
718
00:25:40,505 --> 00:25:41,339
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
719
00:25:41,339 --> 00:25:42,974
>> I WALKED OUT AND REPROGRAMMED
720
00:25:42,974 --> 00:25:44,409
HER NUMBER IN MY PHONE TO "DO
721
00:25:44,409 --> 00:25:45,143
NOT ANSWER."
722
00:25:45,143 --> 00:25:46,744
>> WAIT A SECOND, WAIT A SECOND.
723
00:25:46,744 --> 00:25:48,479
ISN'T "DO NOT ANSWER" ANOTHER
724
00:25:48,479 --> 00:25:48,946
GUY?
725
00:25:48,946 --> 00:25:50,047
UH, CUBBY THUMBS?
726
00:25:50,047 --> 00:25:51,416
>> I HATE THAT YOU PAY
727
00:25:51,416 --> 00:25:52,183
ATTENTION.
728
00:25:52,183 --> 00:25:52,850
DEREK.
729
00:25:52,850 --> 00:25:54,886
BUT I'M ABUNDANTLY CERTAIN HE
730
00:25:54,886 --> 00:25:56,687
WILL NEVER CALL ME AGAIN.
731
00:25:56,687 --> 00:25:58,723
>> AND YOU SAY THAT BECAUSE?
732
00:25:58,723 --> 00:26:00,758
>> BECAUSE I TOLD HIM, "NEVER
733
00:26:00,758 --> 00:26:01,592
CALL ME AGAIN."
734
00:26:01,592 --> 00:26:03,127
HEY, WEREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO GET
735
00:26:03,127 --> 00:26:04,195
YOUR HAIR DONE TODAY?
736
00:26:04,195 --> 00:26:05,229
>> MM. I CANCELED.
737
00:26:05,229 --> 00:26:06,798
I'M SO BUSY AT THE GALLERY, AND
738
00:26:06,798 --> 00:26:07,231
SO...
739
00:26:07,231 --> 00:26:08,800
>> ARE YOU BLACKLISTED FROM THE
740
00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:09,467
SALON YET?
741
00:26:09,467 --> 00:26:10,635
>> OH, MY GOSH, I JUST
742
00:26:10,635 --> 00:26:11,335
REMEMBERED.
743
00:26:11,335 --> 00:26:12,637
I MAY HAVE A GUY FOR YOU.
744
00:26:12,637 --> 00:26:13,471
NO, SERIOUSLY.
745
00:26:13,471 --> 00:26:15,006
THIS NEW ARTIST I JUST SIGNED.
746
00:26:15,006 --> 00:26:16,174
HE'S A LITTLE YOUNG BUT
747
00:26:16,174 --> 00:26:16,774
DELICIOUS.
748
00:26:16,774 --> 00:26:18,276
>> HOW YOUNG IS A LITTLE YOUNG?
749
00:26:18,276 --> 00:26:19,143
>> I DON'T KNOW.
750
00:26:19,143 --> 00:26:20,411
LATE 20s, EARLY 30s.
751
00:26:20,411 --> 00:26:20,978
>> NO.
752
00:26:20,978 --> 00:26:21,979
>> OH, COME ON.
753
00:26:21,979 --> 00:26:23,815
>> SINCE WHEN DO YOU CARE ABOUT
754
00:26:23,815 --> 00:26:24,282
AGE?
755
00:26:24,282 --> 00:26:26,083
IT'S DICK. ISN'T THAT THE GOAL?
756
00:26:26,083 --> 00:26:27,819
>> NO SETUPS, NOTHING STAGED.
757
00:26:27,819 --> 00:26:28,820
>> DEAL.
758
00:26:28,820 --> 00:26:30,655
TO DICK. [ CHUCKLES ]
759
00:26:30,655 --> 00:26:32,023
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
760
00:26:32,023 --> 00:26:34,725
>> TO DICK.
761
00:26:34,725 --> 00:26:36,527
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
762
00:26:51,075 --> 00:26:52,877
>> OH, SORRY.
763
00:26:52,877 --> 00:26:53,945
>> OH.
764
00:26:53,945 --> 00:26:56,647
>> MUST BE PUPPY LOVE.
765
00:26:56,647 --> 00:26:57,949
>> YEAH.
766
00:26:57,949 --> 00:26:59,383
>> MAY I?
767
00:26:59,383 --> 00:27:02,119
>> UH, YEAH, CERTAINLY.
768
00:27:02,119 --> 00:27:03,788
>> COME ON.
769
00:27:08,726 --> 00:27:11,596
SO, WHAT'S THE HOT NEWS?
770
00:27:11,596 --> 00:27:13,264
>> OH, I HAVEN'T THE SLIGHTEST
771
00:27:13,264 --> 00:27:16,400
IDEA.
772
00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:18,402
>> HEADLINE, MAYBE? NO?
773
00:27:18,402 --> 00:27:21,038
>> NOPE. I'VE BEEN SO DISTRACTED
774
00:27:21,038 --> 00:27:22,773
BY THE BIRDS AND THE PEOPLE AND
775
00:27:22,773 --> 00:27:24,375
THE TREES, I CAN'T REMEMBER A
776
00:27:24,375 --> 00:27:25,676
SINGLE WORD I'VE READ.
777
00:27:25,676 --> 00:27:27,612
>> I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.
778
00:27:27,612 --> 00:27:30,882
OH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL HERE.
779
00:27:30,882 --> 00:27:32,550
SO, ARE YOU NEW TO THE CITY?
780
00:27:32,550 --> 00:27:33,584
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
781
00:27:33,584 --> 00:27:35,186
I'VE LIVED ON THIS PARK FOR
782
00:27:35,186 --> 00:27:36,254
ALMOST 30 YEARS.
783
00:27:36,254 --> 00:27:39,290
>> [ CHUCKLES ] WOW.
784
00:27:39,290 --> 00:27:42,026
>> BEEN BUILDING A BUSINESS.
785
00:27:42,026 --> 00:27:44,795
A FEW THOUSAND MOUTHS TO FEED...
786
00:27:44,795 --> 00:27:46,564
NURSING VENDORS WHO WOULD CUT
787
00:27:46,564 --> 00:27:48,866
OUT MY LIVER FOR A NICKEL.
788
00:27:48,866 --> 00:27:50,735
>> SOUNDS CONSUMING.
789
00:27:50,735 --> 00:27:53,905
>> INDEED. IT WAS MY LIFE.
790
00:27:53,905 --> 00:27:55,139
>> WAS?
791
00:27:57,341 --> 00:27:59,010
REGRETS?
792
00:28:03,848 --> 00:28:07,318
>> IT WAS A SACRIFICE.
793
00:28:07,318 --> 00:28:10,221
I WAS GOOD AT IT.
794
00:28:10,221 --> 00:28:12,290
AND IT WAS GOOD TO ME.
795
00:28:12,290 --> 00:28:16,527
SO NO. NO REGRETS.
796
00:28:29,574 --> 00:28:31,409
>> I'M A FREELANCE COPYWRITER.
797
00:28:31,409 --> 00:28:32,076
>> HMM.
798
00:28:32,076 --> 00:28:33,978
>> ADVERTISING AGENCIES MOSTLY,
799
00:28:33,978 --> 00:28:35,947
BUT SOME EDITORIAL WORK HERE AND
800
00:28:35,947 --> 00:28:36,547
THERE.
801
00:28:36,547 --> 00:28:39,517
>> AH. THE CREATIVE TYPE.
802
00:28:39,517 --> 00:28:43,220
>> YEAH. BUT I LOVE WRITING, SO
803
00:28:43,220 --> 00:28:45,823
NOT REALLY WORK FOR ME.
804
00:28:53,130 --> 00:28:57,969
[ NO AUDIBLE DIALOGUE ]
805
00:29:21,425 --> 00:29:23,394
>> MORNING.
806
00:29:23,394 --> 00:29:25,429
>> IT IS A GLORIOUS DAY.
807
00:29:25,429 --> 00:29:26,931
>> INDEED.
808
00:29:31,068 --> 00:29:34,071
>> THEY JUST CUT THE GRASS.
809
00:29:34,071 --> 00:29:35,873
I ALWAYS LOOKED FORWARD TO THAT
810
00:29:35,873 --> 00:29:39,610
SMELL AS A KID.
811
00:29:39,610 --> 00:29:41,846
>> WHERE WERE YOU RAISED?
812
00:29:41,846 --> 00:29:44,415
>> WE GREW UP IN THE SUBURBS.
813
00:29:44,415 --> 00:29:46,183
>> YOU HAVE ANY SIBLINGS?
814
00:29:46,183 --> 00:29:48,119
>> JUST MY BROTHER, HARVEY.
815
00:29:48,119 --> 00:29:51,055
>> OLDER? YOUNGER?
816
00:29:51,055 --> 00:29:53,524
>> HE WOULD BE OLDER.
817
00:29:53,524 --> 00:29:56,327
HE DIED ALMOST 15 YEARS AGO.
818
00:29:56,327 --> 00:29:57,928
HARD TO BELIEVE.
819
00:29:57,928 --> 00:30:01,132
>> OH. I'M -- I'M SORRY.
820
00:30:01,132 --> 00:30:05,136
>> ME TOO. I ADORED MY BROTHER.
821
00:30:05,136 --> 00:30:06,871
HE WAS -- HE WAS A REALLY
822
00:30:06,871 --> 00:30:09,940
BEAUTIFUL PERSON.
823
00:30:09,940 --> 00:30:12,877
HE WAS ALSO GAY.
824
00:30:14,945 --> 00:30:17,615
>> YEAH, I, UH...
825
00:30:17,615 --> 00:30:20,985
I SUSPECTED YOU WERE...
826
00:30:20,985 --> 00:30:22,653
YOU KNOW.
827
00:30:22,653 --> 00:30:23,821
>> GAY?
828
00:30:23,821 --> 00:30:24,522
>> YES.
829
00:30:24,522 --> 00:30:26,524
>> TWO GAY BOYS IN ONE FAMILY.
830
00:30:26,524 --> 00:30:28,259
MY MOTHER USED TO CALL US
831
00:30:28,259 --> 00:30:29,527
"DOUBLE TROUBLE."
832
00:30:29,527 --> 00:30:31,562
>> YOU BOTH KNEW?
833
00:30:31,562 --> 00:30:34,999
>> OH, ABSOLUTELY.
834
00:30:34,999 --> 00:30:36,901
HARVEY TOOK ME TO MY FIRST GAY
835
00:30:36,901 --> 00:30:38,135
CLUB.
836
00:30:38,135 --> 00:30:40,638
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
837
00:30:40,638 --> 00:30:43,107
DO YOU THINK HE INFLUENCED YOU
838
00:30:43,107 --> 00:30:43,974
AT ALL?
839
00:30:43,974 --> 00:30:45,443
>> NO, PAUL.
840
00:30:47,812 --> 00:30:50,948
ONE IS NOT GAY BY INFLUENCE.
841
00:30:52,717 --> 00:30:54,618
I WAS ALWAYS DIFFERENT.
842
00:30:54,618 --> 00:30:58,789
I MEAN, I
FELT
{end-italic} DIFFERENT.
843
00:30:58,789 --> 00:31:00,691
IT JUST -- IT TOOK ME A LITTLE
844
00:31:00,691 --> 00:31:03,894
WHILE TO FIGURE IT OUT.
845
00:31:03,894 --> 00:31:05,162
HOW ABOUT YOU?
846
00:31:05,162 --> 00:31:06,997
YOU EVER KISSED A BOY?
847
00:31:06,997 --> 00:31:10,534
>> ME? N-NO.
848
00:31:10,534 --> 00:31:11,469
>> NEVER?
849
00:31:11,469 --> 00:31:14,038
>> NEVER.
850
00:31:14,038 --> 00:31:15,840
W-WELL, I NEVER KISSED A BOY,
851
00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:18,809
BUT I GUESS A-A BOY IN SUMMER
852
00:31:18,809 --> 00:31:20,911
CAMP TRIED TO KISS ME ONCE.
853
00:31:20,911 --> 00:31:22,646
>> TRIED
{end-italic} TO KISS YOU?
854
00:31:22,646 --> 00:31:23,647
[ LAUGHS ]
855
00:31:23,647 --> 00:31:26,016
I MEAN, HE EITHER KISSED YOU OR
856
00:31:26,016 --> 00:31:27,852
HE DIDN'T.
857
00:31:27,852 --> 00:31:30,955
>> I GUESS HE KISSED ME.
858
00:31:30,955 --> 00:31:33,090
>> DID YOU LIKE IT.
859
00:31:33,090 --> 00:31:36,327
>> I PUNCHED HIM IN THE NOSE.
860
00:31:36,327 --> 00:31:38,996
>> OUCH. [ CHUCKLES ]
861
00:31:38,996 --> 00:31:41,031
YOU PUNCHED YOUR FRIEND IN THE
862
00:31:41,031 --> 00:31:41,632
NOSE?
863
00:31:41,632 --> 00:31:44,702
>> YES. AND I'D DO IT AGAIN.
864
00:31:44,702 --> 00:31:47,605
>> ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?
865
00:31:47,605 --> 00:31:49,540
>> GOODBYE, ANDY.
866
00:31:52,810 --> 00:31:55,179
[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
867
00:31:57,248 --> 00:31:58,215
[ BEEP ]
868
00:31:58,215 --> 00:31:58,983
HELLO?
869
00:31:58,983 --> 00:32:01,285
>> Oh, well, I'm glad you're
870
00:32:01,285 --> 00:32:02,052
alive.
871
00:32:02,052 --> 00:32:03,521
I'VE BEEN CALLING YOU FOR DAYS.
872
00:32:03,521 --> 00:32:04,989
AND I LEFT FOUR MESSAGES ON YOUR
873
00:32:04,989 --> 00:32:05,623
CELLPHONE.
874
00:32:05,623 --> 00:32:07,024
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY YOU HAVE
875
00:32:07,024 --> 00:32:07,391
ONE.
876
00:32:07,391 --> 00:32:08,726
I MEAN, YOU NEVER ANSWER IT,
877
00:32:08,726 --> 00:32:10,127
WHICH YOU KNOW MAKES ME CRAZY.
878
00:32:10,127 --> 00:32:11,395
>> HI, ELISE. HOW ARE YOU?
879
00:32:11,395 --> 00:32:13,197
>> DON'T PATRONIZE ME, PAUL.
880
00:32:13,197 --> 00:32:14,765
I'M CONCERNED ABOUT YOU.
881
00:32:14,765 --> 00:32:16,734
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
882
00:32:16,734 --> 00:32:18,469
I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU ARE.
883
00:32:18,469 --> 00:32:20,204
>> WELL, YOU CAN ALWAYS CALL
884
00:32:20,204 --> 00:32:21,639
CLAIRE AND TALK TO HER.
885
00:32:21,639 --> 00:32:23,274
>> I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO
886
00:32:23,274 --> 00:32:23,908
CLAIRE.
887
00:32:23,908 --> 00:32:25,476
I WANT TO TALK TO YOU.
888
00:32:25,476 --> 00:32:28,813
>> OKAY. YOU HAVE ME NOW. TALK.
889
00:32:28,813 --> 00:32:31,081
>> PAULIE, HOW ARE YOU?
890
00:32:31,081 --> 00:32:32,283
HOW'S THE DOG?
891
00:32:32,283 --> 00:32:34,218
WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING?
892
00:32:34,218 --> 00:32:35,953
>> ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
893
00:32:35,953 --> 00:32:37,188
ISN'T THAT GREAT?
894
00:32:37,188 --> 00:32:39,023
I WALK THE DOG IN THE PARK.
895
00:32:39,023 --> 00:32:41,826
I READ THE PAPER. I RELAX.
896
00:32:41,826 --> 00:32:43,194
OH, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
897
00:32:43,194 --> 00:32:44,795
I SAW BRIAN LAST WEEK, AND I
898
00:32:44,795 --> 00:32:46,463
HAVE TO TELL YOU -- HE LOOKS
899
00:32:46,463 --> 00:32:47,097
GREAT.
900
00:32:47,097 --> 00:32:48,899
>> BRIAN IS IN TOWN AND YOU
901
00:32:48,899 --> 00:32:50,034
DIDN'T CALL ME?
902
00:32:50,034 --> 00:32:51,569
ALL RIGHT, I-I SWEAR -- I AM
903
00:32:51,569 --> 00:32:53,204
GONNA HAVE A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN.
904
00:32:53,204 --> 00:32:54,405
>> IT WAS UNEXPECTED.
905
00:32:54,405 --> 00:32:55,706
>> You always say that.
906
00:32:55,706 --> 00:32:57,174
>> You know, you called me.
907
00:32:57,174 --> 00:32:58,709
Was there something on your
908
00:32:58,709 --> 00:33:01,278
mind?
909
00:33:01,278 --> 00:33:04,248
>> I SAW IRENE YESTERDAY.
910
00:33:04,248 --> 00:33:06,083
SUCH A LOVELY GIRL.
911
00:33:06,083 --> 00:33:08,752
YOU THINK YOU MIGHT CALL HER?
912
00:33:08,752 --> 00:33:11,522
>> YEAH, I MIGHT.
913
00:33:11,522 --> 00:33:12,289
>> [ SIGHS ]
914
00:33:12,289 --> 00:33:13,924
SO, I'M REALLY LOOKING FORWARD
915
00:33:13,924 --> 00:33:14,825
TO NEXT FRIDAY.
916
00:33:14,825 --> 00:33:16,493
YOU KNOW, WE ALWAYS HAVE SUCH A
917
00:33:16,493 --> 00:33:17,728
GOOD TIME AT SYLVIA'S.
918
00:33:17,728 --> 00:33:18,696
>> OH, UH, YEAH.
919
00:33:18,696 --> 00:33:20,231
PHIL -- UH, SYLVIA'S. SURE.
920
00:33:20,231 --> 00:33:21,131
>> PAUL, WHAT?
921
00:33:21,131 --> 00:33:22,299
HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN?
922
00:33:22,299 --> 00:33:23,334
NEXT FRIDAY?
923
00:33:23,334 --> 00:33:25,569
ALL RIGHT, WE'RE PICKING YOU UP,
924
00:33:25,569 --> 00:33:26,170
OKAY?
925
00:33:26,170 --> 00:33:26,770
7:45?
926
00:33:26,770 --> 00:33:28,072
>> OKAY.
927
00:33:28,072 --> 00:33:30,040
>> All right.
928
00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:31,275
HEY, PAULIE?
929
00:33:31,275 --> 00:33:33,777
YOU PLEASE STAY IN TOUCH WITH
930
00:33:33,777 --> 00:33:35,713
ME.
931
00:33:35,713 --> 00:33:38,549
>> I WILL, I PROMISE.
932
00:33:38,549 --> 00:33:40,751
GOOD NIGHT, SIS.
933
00:33:44,355 --> 00:33:47,091
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
934
00:33:47,091 --> 00:33:48,392
ONE OF THESE DAYS, YOU'RE GONNA
935
00:33:48,392 --> 00:33:49,560
HAVE TO WALK ON YOUR OWN, YOU
936
00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:50,961
KNOW.
937
00:34:00,371 --> 00:34:02,940
GOOD SISSY, SISSY.
938
00:34:02,940 --> 00:34:05,175
SISSY, SISSY.
939
00:34:08,879 --> 00:34:12,182
[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
940
00:34:12,182 --> 00:34:13,083
>> HI. IT'S ANDY.
941
00:34:13,083 --> 00:34:14,418
CAN'T GET TO THE PHONE RIGHT
942
00:34:14,418 --> 00:34:15,786
NOW, BUT LEAVE ME A MESSAGE,
943
00:34:15,786 --> 00:34:17,121
AND I'LL GET BACK TO YOU AS
944
00:34:17,121 --> 00:34:17,922
SOON AS I CAN.
945
00:34:17,922 --> 00:34:18,455
[ BEEP ]
946
00:34:18,455 --> 00:34:21,125
>> HI, ANDY. ARE YOU THERE?
947
00:34:21,125 --> 00:34:23,127
OKAY, I-IT'S DEREK.
948
00:34:23,127 --> 00:34:24,728
AND I DON'T KNOW IF YOU GOT MY
949
00:34:24,728 --> 00:34:26,063
OTHER MESSAGES, BUT I WAS
950
00:34:26,063 --> 00:34:27,398
THINKING THAT -- I DON'T
951
00:34:27,398 --> 00:34:28,899
KNOW -- MAYBE WE COULD JUST,
952
00:34:28,899 --> 00:34:30,534
YOU KNOW...
953
00:34:30,534 --> 00:34:31,735
SO CALL ME, OKAY?
954
00:34:31,735 --> 00:34:32,636
>> [ SIGHS ]
955
00:34:32,636 --> 00:34:34,939
COME ON. COME HERE. COME HERE.
956
00:34:37,308 --> 00:34:38,142
>> ALL RIGHTY.
957
00:34:38,142 --> 00:34:39,743
>> COME ON.
958
00:34:42,479 --> 00:34:44,248
COME ON.
959
00:34:51,388 --> 00:34:54,158
>> WHAT'S THE CAP ABOUT?
960
00:34:54,158 --> 00:34:55,492
>> OH, IT'S PFLAG.
961
00:34:55,492 --> 00:34:56,794
ARE YOU FAMILIAR?
962
00:34:56,794 --> 00:34:58,495
>> AFRAID NOT.
963
00:34:58,495 --> 00:35:00,597
>> PARENTS, FAMILIES, & FRIENDS
964
00:35:00,597 --> 00:35:02,399
OF LESBIANS AND GAYS.
965
00:35:02,399 --> 00:35:05,703
THAT WOULD BE YOU.
966
00:35:05,703 --> 00:35:08,505
I VOLUNTEER ON TUESDAY NIGHTS.
967
00:35:08,505 --> 00:35:09,473
>> OH, CERTAINLY.
968
00:35:09,473 --> 00:35:10,975
I THINK IT'S VERY IMPORTANT TO
969
00:35:10,975 --> 00:35:12,810
BE CHARITABLE.
970
00:35:12,810 --> 00:35:14,378
>> HMM. THAT'S FUNNY.
971
00:35:14,378 --> 00:35:16,113
I NEVER THOUGHT OF IT AS
972
00:35:16,113 --> 00:35:16,880
CHARITY.
973
00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:19,416
>> YOO-HOO! [ LAUGHS ]
974
00:35:19,416 --> 00:35:21,518
ANDREW? [ LAUGHS ]
975
00:35:21,518 --> 00:35:24,588
DEAR, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
976
00:35:24,588 --> 00:35:26,256
OH.
977
00:35:26,256 --> 00:35:28,692
MWAH. MWAH.
978
00:35:28,692 --> 00:35:31,462
>> JASPER, UH, THIS IS PAUL.
979
00:35:31,462 --> 00:35:35,866
>> MM. HOW NICE.
980
00:35:35,866 --> 00:35:38,268
DEAR, DID ROZ TELL YOU I ASKED
981
00:35:38,268 --> 00:35:39,503
FOR YOU?
982
00:35:39,503 --> 00:35:40,904
>> UH, NO.
983
00:35:40,904 --> 00:35:41,572
>> OH.
984
00:35:41,572 --> 00:35:43,407
THEN YOU HAVEN'T SEEN HER.
985
00:35:43,407 --> 00:35:45,242
SHE STARTED TALKING TO ME
986
00:35:45,242 --> 00:35:47,177
ABOUT -- I DON'T KNOW -- AN
987
00:35:47,177 --> 00:35:48,746
EXHIBIT OR SOMETHING.
988
00:35:48,746 --> 00:35:50,481
AND I SAID, "DEAR, MORE
989
00:35:50,481 --> 00:35:52,583
IMPORTANTLY, LET'S TALK ABOUT
990
00:35:52,583 --> 00:35:53,917
YOUR HAIR, OKAY?
991
00:35:53,917 --> 00:35:55,953
'CAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE A GIANT
992
00:35:55,953 --> 00:35:57,087
RAT'S NEST."
993
00:35:57,087 --> 00:35:59,456
I MEAN, YOU KNOW, THEN SHE GOT
994
00:35:59,456 --> 00:36:01,025
ALL SNIPPY WITH ME.
995
00:36:01,025 --> 00:36:02,993
WHATEVER. I DON'T CARE.
996
00:36:02,993 --> 00:36:04,995
SO, PAUL...
997
00:36:04,995 --> 00:36:07,531
>> JASPER, DON'T YOU HAVE
998
00:36:07,531 --> 00:36:09,967
SOMEWHERE YOU NEED TO BE?
999
00:36:09,967 --> 00:36:11,902
>> OH.
1000
00:36:11,902 --> 00:36:15,606
WELL, I CERTAINLY DO.
1001
00:36:15,606 --> 00:36:17,307
I'LL JUST LET YOU TWO GET BACK
1002
00:36:17,307 --> 00:36:20,077
TO WHATEVER.
1003
00:36:20,077 --> 00:36:21,612
GOOD TO SEE YOU, DEAR.
1004
00:36:21,612 --> 00:36:23,414
MWAH. MWAH.
1005
00:36:23,414 --> 00:36:26,183
AND TO MEET YOU, PAUL.
1006
00:36:29,420 --> 00:36:32,122
WHATEVER. GOODBYE.
1007
00:36:38,462 --> 00:36:42,032
>> WELL, I HAVE TO RUN.
1008
00:36:42,032 --> 00:36:42,433
UH...
1009
00:36:42,433 --> 00:36:43,400
>> OH, DON'T WORRY.
1010
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:44,435
I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.
1011
00:36:44,435 --> 00:36:45,169
>> THANK YOU.
1012
00:36:45,169 --> 00:36:46,070
I, UH...
1013
00:36:46,070 --> 00:36:48,472
I REALLY HATE TO RUSH OFF LIKE
1014
00:36:48,472 --> 00:36:50,074
THIS, BUT...
1015
00:36:53,210 --> 00:36:56,146
I'LL SEE YOU.
1016
00:36:56,146 --> 00:36:57,815
>> SEE YOU TOMORROW?
1017
00:37:01,318 --> 00:37:03,420
HI. [ CHUCKLES ]
1018
00:37:03,420 --> 00:37:05,956
IT'S ONLY 9:30. YOU'RE EARLY.
1019
00:37:05,956 --> 00:37:07,057
COME HERE.
1020
00:37:07,057 --> 00:37:09,226
>> I'M USUALLY HERE BY 9:00.
1021
00:37:09,226 --> 00:37:10,160
>> REALLY?
1022
00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:10,928
>> MM.
1023
00:37:10,928 --> 00:37:13,397
>> OH. AND I JUST THOUGHT YOU
1024
00:37:13,397 --> 00:37:15,966
MISSED ME.
1025
00:37:15,966 --> 00:37:18,035
>> WELL, I'LL TELL YOU WHO I
1026
00:37:18,035 --> 00:37:19,603
DON'T MISS, AND THAT'S THAT
1027
00:37:19,603 --> 00:37:20,871
FRIEND OF YOURS.
1028
00:37:20,871 --> 00:37:22,406
JACKSON?
1029
00:37:22,406 --> 00:37:24,141
>> JASPER.
1030
00:37:24,141 --> 00:37:26,110
YEAH, I COULD TELL HE MADE YOU
1031
00:37:26,110 --> 00:37:27,144
UNCOMFORTABLE.
1032
00:37:27,144 --> 00:37:28,879
>> JUST NOT MY CUP OF TEA,
1033
00:37:28,879 --> 00:37:29,780
THAT'S ALL.
1034
00:37:29,780 --> 00:37:32,616
>> WHY IS THAT?
1035
00:37:32,616 --> 00:37:34,818
>> ANDY, HE'S -- HE'S TOO...
1036
00:37:37,221 --> 00:37:39,189
YOU KNOW.
1037
00:37:39,189 --> 00:37:40,324
>> GAY?
1038
00:37:40,324 --> 00:37:42,226
>> YES.
1039
00:37:42,226 --> 00:37:44,061
>> I'M GAY.
1040
00:37:44,061 --> 00:37:46,196
>> WELL, YOU'RE DIFFERENT.
1041
00:37:46,196 --> 00:37:48,232
>> OH, AND HOW IS THAT?
1042
00:37:48,232 --> 00:37:50,701
>> YOU'RE NOT ALL "EHH," YOU
1043
00:37:50,701 --> 00:37:51,401
KNOW?
1044
00:37:51,401 --> 00:37:52,436
>> I SEE.
1045
00:37:52,436 --> 00:37:55,038
ARE YOU ASHAMED TO BE SEEN WITH
1046
00:37:55,038 --> 00:37:57,941
SOMEONE WHO'S ALL...YOU KNOW?
1047
00:37:57,941 --> 00:38:01,478
>> NO. I'M NOT.
1048
00:38:01,478 --> 00:38:05,816
JUST TURNS ME OFF, THAT'S ALL.
1049
00:38:05,816 --> 00:38:07,651
YOU KNOW, ANDY, I UNDERSTAND THE
1050
00:38:07,651 --> 00:38:09,419
CONCEPT OF A MAN LOVING A MAN.
1051
00:38:09,419 --> 00:38:11,188
WHAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND IS WHY
1052
00:38:11,188 --> 00:38:12,956
LOVING A MAN MEANS YOU HAVE TO
1053
00:38:12,956 --> 00:38:15,859
WIGGLE WHEN YOU WALK.
1054
00:38:15,859 --> 00:38:16,960
>> YOU KNOW...
1055
00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:19,029
I THINK I'VE DETECTED A LITTLE
1056
00:38:19,029 --> 00:38:20,898
WIGGLE IN YOUR WALK LATELY.
1057
00:38:20,898 --> 00:38:21,965
>> BULLSHIT.
1058
00:38:21,965 --> 00:38:24,301
THE FACT THAT I'VE BEEN THINKING
1059
00:38:24,301 --> 00:38:26,403
ABOUT YOU DOESN'T...TRANSLATE
1060
00:38:26,403 --> 00:38:27,137
INTO MY WALK.
1061
00:38:27,137 --> 00:38:28,505
>> YOU'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT
1062
00:38:28,505 --> 00:38:28,805
ME?
1063
00:38:28,805 --> 00:38:30,307
>> I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS
1064
00:38:30,307 --> 00:38:32,943
WHOLE FUCKING THING.
1065
00:38:32,943 --> 00:38:34,611
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO NAVIGATE MY
1066
00:38:34,611 --> 00:38:35,812
FEELINGS AROUND THIS.
1067
00:38:35,812 --> 00:38:36,613
>> FEELINGS?
1068
00:38:36,613 --> 00:38:38,282
>> I HAVE BEEN ONE WAY MY WHOLE
1069
00:38:38,282 --> 00:38:39,616
LIFE, ANDY.
1070
00:38:39,616 --> 00:38:42,486
AND NOW, IN THE SMALLEST WAY,
1071
00:38:42,486 --> 00:38:44,221
I'M CONFUSED.
1072
00:38:44,221 --> 00:38:45,856
>> CONFUSED?
1073
00:38:45,856 --> 00:38:50,727
>> ABOUT YOU...ME...US.
1074
00:38:50,727 --> 00:38:52,729
>> US?
1075
00:38:52,729 --> 00:38:54,264
>> WHAT'S NEXT?
1076
00:38:54,264 --> 00:38:55,265
>> NEXT?
1077
00:38:55,265 --> 00:38:57,367
>> ARE YOU MOCKING ME?
1078
00:38:57,367 --> 00:38:58,769
>> NO. NO. OH, MY GOD.
1079
00:38:58,769 --> 00:38:59,736
NO, I'M SORRY.
1080
00:38:59,736 --> 00:39:01,538
I'M JUST -- I'M IN A LITTLE BIT
1081
00:39:01,538 --> 00:39:03,507
OF SHOCK HERE.
1082
00:39:03,507 --> 00:39:05,609
>> OH. WELL, SORRY. I-I --
1083
00:39:05,609 --> 00:39:06,877
>> NO, NO, NO.
1084
00:39:06,877 --> 00:39:08,779
I MEAN, DON'T BE SORRY.
1085
00:39:08,779 --> 00:39:09,746
IT'S...
1086
00:39:09,746 --> 00:39:11,114
[ CHUCKLES ]
1087
00:39:11,114 --> 00:39:15,085
I MEAN, YOU'RE GREAT.
1088
00:39:15,085 --> 00:39:17,821
YOU'RE SWEET AND YOU'RE
1089
00:39:17,821 --> 00:39:18,455
HANDSOME.
1090
00:39:18,455 --> 00:39:19,823
IT'S JUST THAT, YOU KNOW,
1091
00:39:19,823 --> 00:39:21,825
YOU'RE, YOU KNOW...
1092
00:39:21,825 --> 00:39:22,926
>> WHAT?
1093
00:39:22,926 --> 00:39:24,461
>> HELLO?
1094
00:39:24,461 --> 00:39:26,997
STRAIGHT.
1095
00:39:26,997 --> 00:39:28,865
>> THAT'S TRUE.
1096
00:39:31,735 --> 00:39:33,670
THOUGH I HAVE HAD QUESTIONS
1097
00:39:33,670 --> 00:39:35,072
ALONG THE WAY.
1098
00:39:35,072 --> 00:39:37,341
>> YOU HAVE?
1099
00:39:37,341 --> 00:39:39,576
>> I'VE CAUGHT MYSELF...
1100
00:39:39,576 --> 00:39:41,478
THINKING ABOUT IT NOW AND AGAIN.
1101
00:39:41,478 --> 00:39:43,280
BUT I-I JUST PUT IT OFF TO
1102
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:44,982
CURIOSITY.
1103
00:39:44,982 --> 00:39:47,818
I NEVER THOUGHT OF MYSELF...
1104
00:39:47,818 --> 00:39:50,621
THAT WAY.
1105
00:39:50,621 --> 00:39:54,057
ANDY, I'M IN MY 50s.
1106
00:39:54,057 --> 00:39:56,059
THIS IS THE LAST THING I EVER
1107
00:39:56,059 --> 00:39:59,496
EXPECTED TO HAPPEN.
1108
00:39:59,496 --> 00:40:01,031
THEN YOU COME ALONG, AND I DON'T
1109
00:40:01,031 --> 00:40:02,432
KNOW WHAT TO THINK OR WHAT TO
1110
00:40:02,432 --> 00:40:02,833
FEEL.
1111
00:40:02,833 --> 00:40:04,368
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY HALF OF
1112
00:40:04,368 --> 00:40:05,402
THE TIME.
1113
00:40:05,402 --> 00:40:07,904
AND I SURE AS SHIT DON'T KNOW
1114
00:40:07,904 --> 00:40:09,106
WHAT HAPPENS NEXT.
1115
00:40:09,106 --> 00:40:11,041
>> YEAH, WELL, THAT MAKES TWO OF
1116
00:40:11,041 --> 00:40:11,408
US.
1117
00:40:11,408 --> 00:40:13,410
>> HMM.
1118
00:40:30,260 --> 00:40:32,996
[ NO AUDIBLE DIALOGUE ]
1119
00:41:29,519 --> 00:41:31,254
>> YOU HAVE THE LOVELIEST KNEES.
1120
00:41:31,254 --> 00:41:32,556
I NEVER NOTICED BEFORE.
1121
00:41:32,556 --> 00:41:35,292
OH, HERE HE IS.
1122
00:41:38,261 --> 00:41:39,296
>> IRENE.
1123
00:41:39,296 --> 00:41:41,331
WHAT A LOVELY SURPRISE.
1124
00:41:41,331 --> 00:41:42,966
>> EVENING, PAUL.
1125
00:41:42,966 --> 00:41:44,034
>> ALBERT.
1126
00:41:44,034 --> 00:41:45,502
>> HELLO, PAUL.
1127
00:41:45,502 --> 00:41:46,770
YOU LOOK VERY HANDSOME.
1128
00:41:46,770 --> 00:41:48,739
>> AND YOU LOOK AS LOVELY AS
1129
00:41:48,739 --> 00:41:49,339
ALWAYS.
1130
00:41:49,339 --> 00:41:50,674
>> I BROUGHT TWO FABULOUS
1131
00:41:50,674 --> 00:41:52,142
BOTTLES OF ZIN AND THE MOST
1132
00:41:52,142 --> 00:41:53,710
GORGEOUS CASHEWS YOU HAVE EVER
1133
00:41:53,710 --> 00:41:54,177
SEEN.
1134
00:41:54,177 --> 00:41:55,011
>> GOOD IDEA.
1135
00:41:55,011 --> 00:41:56,613
IT'LL BE THE ONLY EDIBLE THING
1136
00:41:56,613 --> 00:41:57,280
ALL NIGHT.
1137
00:41:57,280 --> 00:41:58,548
>> OH, PAUL, STOP IT.
1138
00:41:58,548 --> 00:41:59,316
[ LAUGHTER ]
1139
00:41:59,316 --> 00:42:00,817
>> YOU WEREN'T EXPECTING ME,
1140
00:42:00,817 --> 00:42:02,686
WERE YOU?
1141
00:42:02,686 --> 00:42:04,488
>> TO BE HONEST, NO, BUT I'M
1142
00:42:04,488 --> 00:42:06,123
DELIGHTED YOU'RE WITH US,
1143
00:42:06,123 --> 00:42:07,824
NONETHELESS.
1144
00:42:12,562 --> 00:42:16,600
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
1145
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:17,467
>> HI.
1146
00:42:17,467 --> 00:42:20,837
>> HI!
1147
00:42:20,837 --> 00:42:22,539
OKAY, LET ME SEE IT.
1148
00:42:22,539 --> 00:42:24,307
>> HI, BEANIE-WEENIE.
1149
00:42:24,307 --> 00:42:25,442
[ CHUCKLES ]
1150
00:42:25,442 --> 00:42:26,610
>> I LIKE IT.
1151
00:42:26,610 --> 00:42:28,078
>> NO, YOU DON'T.
1152
00:42:28,078 --> 00:42:30,046
DOES IT MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
1153
00:42:30,046 --> 00:42:31,581
>> YES, I LIKE IT.
1154
00:42:31,581 --> 00:42:33,817
NO, IT DOES NOT MAKE YOU LOOK
1155
00:42:33,817 --> 00:42:34,384
FAT.
1156
00:42:34,384 --> 00:42:37,687
WHY? BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT FAT.
1157
00:42:37,687 --> 00:42:38,155
>> OH.
1158
00:42:38,155 --> 00:42:39,523
I MISS YOU, YOU LITTLE SHIT.
1159
00:42:39,523 --> 00:42:40,590
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
1160
00:42:40,590 --> 00:42:41,625
>> I'VE BEEN AROUND.
1161
00:42:41,625 --> 00:42:42,659
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
1162
00:42:42,659 --> 00:42:44,227
>> UGH. I'VE BEEN TRYING TO HIRE
1163
00:42:44,227 --> 00:42:44,995
AN ASSISTANT.
1164
00:42:44,995 --> 00:42:46,229
THE ART SCHOOL SENT ME 10
1165
00:42:46,229 --> 00:42:47,030
POSSIBILITIES.
1166
00:42:47,030 --> 00:42:48,465
SIX STRAIGHT -- PASS -- THREE
1167
00:42:48,465 --> 00:42:49,032
NO-SHOWS.
1168
00:42:49,032 --> 00:42:50,133
I ONLY HAVE ONE LEFT.
1169
00:42:50,133 --> 00:42:52,102
I'M PRAYING THAT HE'S GAY.
1170
00:42:52,102 --> 00:42:53,603
OH. NOTHING'S EASY.
1171
00:42:53,603 --> 00:42:55,005
>> ACCEPT FOR ME.
1172
00:42:55,005 --> 00:42:57,040
AND STILL, I AM NOT GETTING
1173
00:42:57,040 --> 00:42:58,308
LAID.
1174
00:43:02,012 --> 00:43:04,114
YOU KNOW, I REALLY DO LIKE IT.
1175
00:43:04,114 --> 00:43:06,116
IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A RAT'S
1176
00:43:06,116 --> 00:43:07,150
NEST AT ALL.
1177
00:43:07,150 --> 00:43:09,719
>> RAT'S NEST?
1178
00:43:09,719 --> 00:43:10,620
>> JASPER.
1179
00:43:10,620 --> 00:43:11,621
>> [ GASPS ]
1180
00:43:11,621 --> 00:43:13,623
I WOULD RATHER DIVE HEADFIRST
1181
00:43:13,623 --> 00:43:15,826
INTO MY OWN VOMIT THAN BE WITHIN
1182
00:43:15,826 --> 00:43:17,427
10 FEET OF THAT QUEEN.
1183
00:43:17,427 --> 00:43:19,396
>> HE FOUND ME SITTING WITH A
1184
00:43:19,396 --> 00:43:20,831
FRIEND IN THE PARK.
1185
00:43:20,831 --> 00:43:22,666
>> A FRIEND? A NEW FRIEND?
1186
00:43:22,666 --> 00:43:24,334
>> AH, NOW, THAT IS THE
1187
00:43:24,334 --> 00:43:25,802
$10 MILLION QUESTION.
1188
00:43:25,802 --> 00:43:27,871
>> TELL ME EVERYTHING, SPARE NO
1189
00:43:27,871 --> 00:43:28,972
DETAILS.
1190
00:43:28,972 --> 00:43:32,776
>> OKAY. HE IS NOTHING LIKE YOU
1191
00:43:32,776 --> 00:43:33,844
WOULD EXPECT.
1192
00:43:33,844 --> 00:43:35,912
HE IS INTERESTING AND WORLDLY.
1193
00:43:35,912 --> 00:43:37,614
>> WORLDLY? [ CHUCKLES ]
1194
00:43:37,614 --> 00:43:39,316
WHAT KIND OF GUY ARE YOU
1195
00:43:39,316 --> 00:43:40,884
DESCRIBING AS WORLDLY?
1196
00:43:40,884 --> 00:43:42,486
WHO IS HE? METHUSELAH?
1197
00:43:42,486 --> 00:43:45,722
>> PAUL. PAUL GRECCO.
1198
00:43:45,722 --> 00:43:48,492
HE'S IN HIS 50s BUT INTELLIGENT
1199
00:43:48,492 --> 00:43:50,727
AND SOPHISTICATED AND --
1200
00:43:50,727 --> 00:43:53,263
>> OH, SHIT. YOU'RE SERIOUS.
1201
00:43:53,263 --> 00:43:55,732
>> I KNOW. BUT THERE'S A CATCH.
1202
00:43:55,732 --> 00:43:56,566
HE'S --
1203
00:43:56,566 --> 00:43:59,236
>> MISSING A LIMB? AN EYEBALL?
1204
00:43:59,236 --> 00:44:02,372
[ GASPS ] A TESTICLE?
1205
00:44:02,372 --> 00:44:05,775
>> HE'S STRAIGHT.
1206
00:44:05,775 --> 00:44:08,545
>> STRAIGHT? PAUL GRECCO?
1207
00:44:08,545 --> 00:44:09,579
>> YOU KNOW HIM?
1208
00:44:09,579 --> 00:44:11,281
>> I MEAN, IT SOUNDS FAMILIAR,
1209
00:44:11,281 --> 00:44:12,983
BUT, NO, THAT'S NOT THE POINT.
1210
00:44:12,983 --> 00:44:14,251
HONEY, DON'T YOU SEE?
1211
00:44:14,251 --> 00:44:15,919
THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH
1212
00:44:15,919 --> 00:44:17,254
EVERY MAN THAT YOU MEET.
1213
00:44:17,254 --> 00:44:18,955
AND I'M NOT SURE WHAT IT'S GONNA
1214
00:44:18,955 --> 00:44:20,624
TAKE FOR YOU TO MEET MR. RIGHT,
1215
00:44:20,624 --> 00:44:22,292
BUT IT'S CERTAINLY NOT GONNA BE
1216
00:44:22,292 --> 00:44:23,460
MR. STRAIGHT.
1217
00:44:23,460 --> 00:44:25,395
>> HE MAY NOT BE ENTIRELY
1218
00:44:25,395 --> 00:44:26,062
STRAIGHT.
1219
00:44:26,062 --> 00:44:27,631
>> WELL, I MEAN, IF HE'S NOT
1220
00:44:27,631 --> 00:44:29,132
ENTIRELY STRAIGHT, HE'S NOT
1221
00:44:29,132 --> 00:44:30,367
ENTIRELY GAY, EITHER.
1222
00:44:30,367 --> 00:44:31,401
>> DON'T YOU SEE?
1223
00:44:31,401 --> 00:44:33,036
IT COULD BE PERFECT.
1224
00:44:33,036 --> 00:44:35,438
HE'S NOT STRAIGHT-ACTING BECAUSE
1225
00:44:35,438 --> 00:44:36,806
HE'S NOT ACTING.
1226
00:44:36,806 --> 00:44:39,075
HE'S ALWAYS BEEN STRAIGHT...
1227
00:44:39,075 --> 00:44:40,977
OR AT LEAST THOUGHT HE WAS.
1228
00:44:40,977 --> 00:44:43,146
IF HE TURNS OUT TO BE GAY, WELL,
1229
00:44:43,146 --> 00:44:45,215
IT'S LIKE I GET A GAY STRAIGHT
1230
00:44:45,215 --> 00:44:45,749
MAN.
1231
00:44:45,749 --> 00:44:46,883
IT'S PERFECT.
1232
00:44:46,883 --> 00:44:48,818
>> OKAY, YOU SOUND CRAZY.
1233
00:44:48,818 --> 00:44:51,087
>> I KNOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY, BUT
1234
00:44:51,087 --> 00:44:54,758
I-I THINK HE MAY BE COMING OUT.
1235
00:44:54,758 --> 00:44:56,226
>> COMING OUT? OVER 50?
1236
00:44:56,226 --> 00:44:58,261
IF THAT'S NOT DRAGGING IT ACROSS
1237
00:44:58,261 --> 00:45:00,030
THE FINISH LINE, I DON'T KNOW
1238
00:45:00,030 --> 00:45:00,730
WHAT IS.
1239
00:45:00,730 --> 00:45:04,034
>> HE'S 50, NOT DEAD.
1240
00:45:04,034 --> 00:45:08,138
BESIDES, HE'S HANDSOME AND SEXY
1241
00:45:08,138 --> 00:45:09,673
IN HIS VERY STRAIGHT SORT OF
1242
00:45:09,673 --> 00:45:10,106
WAY.
1243
00:45:10,106 --> 00:45:11,741
>> SEE? THERE LIES THE IRONY.
1244
00:45:11,741 --> 00:45:13,043
YOU LOVE STRAIGHT MEN.
1245
00:45:13,043 --> 00:45:13,977
I LOVE GAY MEN.
1246
00:45:13,977 --> 00:45:15,278
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
1247
00:45:15,278 --> 00:45:16,646
>> OH, PLEASE JUST LEAVE IT
1248
00:45:16,646 --> 00:45:17,914
ABOUT ME FOR ONE MINUTE.
1249
00:45:17,914 --> 00:45:19,182
>> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
1250
00:45:19,182 --> 00:45:20,684
LET'S JUST SAY, FOR ARGUMENT'S
1251
00:45:20,684 --> 00:45:23,420
SAKE, THAT HE IS GAY.
1252
00:45:23,420 --> 00:45:24,421
WHAT'S YOUR GAME PLAN?
1253
00:45:24,421 --> 00:45:25,221
>> I DON'T KNOW.
1254
00:45:25,221 --> 00:45:26,623
MAYBE WE'LL JUST HAVE DINNER AND
1255
00:45:26,623 --> 00:45:27,958
END UP BEING FRIENDS.
1256
00:45:27,958 --> 00:45:29,659
>> HONEY, YOU WANT MY ADVICE?
1257
00:45:29,659 --> 00:45:30,427
>> MM-HMM.
1258
00:45:30,427 --> 00:45:31,695
>> FRIENDS YOU HAVE.
1259
00:45:31,695 --> 00:45:33,029
IT'S A LOVER YOU NEED.
1260
00:45:33,029 --> 00:45:33,863
>> MM.
1261
00:45:33,863 --> 00:45:35,498
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
1262
00:45:35,498 --> 00:45:38,068
OH, COME IN.
1263
00:45:38,068 --> 00:45:38,802
>> HI.
1264
00:45:38,802 --> 00:45:40,170
>> HI, SCHMUNIE.
1265
00:45:40,170 --> 00:45:42,806
>> OH. HI, PUNNIE.
1266
00:45:42,806 --> 00:45:43,640
[ CHUCKLES ]
1267
00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:44,975
YOUR PURSE WAS RINGING.
1268
00:45:44,975 --> 00:45:46,610
>> OH, THANKS. YOU'RE A DOLL.
1269
00:45:46,610 --> 00:45:47,611
>> GRAB A GLASS.
1270
00:45:47,611 --> 00:45:49,212
>> OH, SORRY I TOOK SO LONG.
1271
00:45:49,212 --> 00:45:50,847
>> WHY DON'T I EVER HEAR THAT
1272
00:45:50,847 --> 00:45:52,115
WHEN WE'RE HAVING SEX?
1273
00:45:52,115 --> 00:45:52,882
>> SHUT UP.
1274
00:45:52,882 --> 00:45:56,419
AT LEAST YOU'RE HAVING SEX.
1275
00:45:56,419 --> 00:45:59,222
>> SO, YOU THINK HE'S EVER DONE
1276
00:45:59,222 --> 00:45:59,823
IT?
1277
00:45:59,823 --> 00:46:01,625
I MEAN, WITH A GUY?
1278
00:46:01,625 --> 00:46:03,360
>> ABSOLUTELY NOT.
1279
00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:04,494
>> REALLY?
1280
00:46:04,494 --> 00:46:06,997
>> NO.
1281
00:46:06,997 --> 00:46:09,899
WAIT. HAVE YOU DONE IT WITH A
1282
00:46:09,899 --> 00:46:10,400
GUY?
1283
00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:12,268
>> WELL, I MEAN, AS A KID, WE
1284
00:46:12,268 --> 00:46:13,470
ALL EXPERIMENTED.
1285
00:46:13,470 --> 00:46:14,704
>> I REST MY CASE.
1286
00:46:14,704 --> 00:46:16,640
>> WELL, EVEN STILL, THERE'S NO
1287
00:46:16,640 --> 00:46:18,174
SUCH THING AS SAFE SEX.
1288
00:46:18,174 --> 00:46:19,275
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
1289
00:46:19,275 --> 00:46:21,077
THAT IS IF HE CAN EVEN STILL
1290
00:46:21,077 --> 00:46:21,845
HAVE SEX.
1291
00:46:21,845 --> 00:46:22,779
[ LAUGHTER ]
1292
00:46:22,779 --> 00:46:24,814
>> WHAT? YOU DON'T THINK THE OLD
1293
00:46:24,814 --> 00:46:27,484
BIRD STILL HAS SOME JUICE?
1294
00:46:27,484 --> 00:46:30,854
>> YOU TWO ARE DISGUSTING. STOP.
1295
00:46:30,854 --> 00:46:32,656
I MEAN, I AM NOT WORRIED ABOUT
1296
00:46:32,656 --> 00:46:34,391
HIM GETTING IT UP PHYSICALLY.
1297
00:46:34,391 --> 00:46:36,159
I AM WORRIED ABOUT HIM GETTING
1298
00:46:36,159 --> 00:46:37,360
IT UP EMOTIONALLY.
1299
00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:38,528
>> RIGHT. EXACTLY.
1300
00:46:38,528 --> 00:46:40,263
THERE'S NO PILL FOR EMOTIONAL
1301
00:46:40,263 --> 00:46:41,765
UN-A-STAB-A-LILI-BILITY.
1302
00:46:41,765 --> 00:46:42,699
>> [ LAUGHS ]
1303
00:46:42,699 --> 00:46:44,501
WAIT. YOU THINK HE'S FOR REAL.
1304
00:46:44,501 --> 00:46:47,370
>> [ LAUGHS ] I DON'T KNOW.
1305
00:46:47,370 --> 00:46:49,039
BUT I'M GOING TO FIND OUT.
1306
00:46:49,039 --> 00:46:50,974
I'M GOING TO ASK HIM ON A DATE.
1307
00:46:50,974 --> 00:46:52,876
>> DO YOU THINK HE'S READY FOR
1308
00:46:52,876 --> 00:46:53,410
THAT?
1309
00:46:53,410 --> 00:46:55,378
>> I'M NOT SURE THAT HE'S READY
1310
00:46:55,378 --> 00:46:57,380
FOR ANYTHING, BUT I AM NOT GOING
1311
00:46:57,380 --> 00:46:59,182
TO PLAY FOOTSIES FOR ANOTHER
1312
00:46:59,182 --> 00:47:00,216
MONTH TO FIND OUT.
1313
00:47:00,216 --> 00:47:01,818
>> WELL, WHEN ARE YOU GONNA ASK
1314
00:47:01,818 --> 00:47:03,820
HIM?
1315
00:47:03,820 --> 00:47:04,721
>> TOMORROW.
1316
00:47:04,721 --> 00:47:06,456
>> FOR WHEN?
1317
00:47:06,456 --> 00:47:07,590
>> NEXT THURSDAY.
1318
00:47:07,590 --> 00:47:09,459
>> OH, I'M IN -- I'M IN NEW YORK
1319
00:47:09,459 --> 00:47:10,827
NEXT THURSDAY.
1320
00:47:10,827 --> 00:47:11,628
>> DING, DING, DING, DING, DING,
1321
00:47:11,628 --> 00:47:12,495
DING, DING!
1322
00:47:12,495 --> 00:47:13,897
>> OH, YOU'RE VICIOUS.
1323
00:47:13,897 --> 00:47:14,898
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
1324
00:47:14,898 --> 00:47:16,900
YOU ARE VICIOUS.
1325
00:47:16,900 --> 00:47:18,868
>> OH.
1326
00:47:18,868 --> 00:47:20,136
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU.
1327
00:47:20,136 --> 00:47:21,337
>> LET'S GO, SCHMUN.
1328
00:47:21,337 --> 00:47:22,405
IT'S GETTING LATE.
1329
00:47:22,405 --> 00:47:23,673
>> OH, NO. NO, NO, NO.
1330
00:47:23,673 --> 00:47:24,708
>> WE HAVE TO GO.
1331
00:47:24,708 --> 00:47:25,742
>> OH. ALL RIGHT.
1332
00:47:25,742 --> 00:47:27,177
THANK YOU FOR COMING OVER.
1333
00:47:27,177 --> 00:47:28,211
GOOD NIGHT, ANGEL.
1334
00:47:28,211 --> 00:47:29,212
MWAH! MWAH! MWAH!
1335
00:47:29,212 --> 00:47:30,180
>> I WANT NOTES.
1336
00:47:30,180 --> 00:47:31,748
OR TAKES NOTES, 'CAUSE I WANT
1337
00:47:31,748 --> 00:47:32,515
THE DETAILS.
1338
00:47:32,515 --> 00:47:33,850
>> I CAN'T FEEL MY LIPS.
1339
00:47:33,850 --> 00:47:34,851
MWAH! GOOD NIGHT.
1340
00:47:34,851 --> 00:47:36,386
>> GOOD NIGHT. OH, MY SHOES.
1341
00:47:36,386 --> 00:47:37,187
>> ALL RIGHT.
1342
00:47:37,187 --> 00:47:38,788
>> DON'T WORRY -- I WILL CLEAN
1343
00:47:38,788 --> 00:47:39,155
UP.
1344
00:47:39,155 --> 00:47:39,989
>> OKAY. BYE.
1345
00:47:39,989 --> 00:47:41,725
>> THANK YOU.
1346
00:47:41,725 --> 00:47:43,493
>> [ SIGHS ]
1347
00:48:25,902 --> 00:48:28,605
>> [ SIGHS ]
1348
00:48:28,605 --> 00:48:30,006
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1349
00:48:30,006 --> 00:48:32,008
>> CHECKING OUT MR. STRAIGHT.
1350
00:48:32,008 --> 00:48:32,709
>> ROZ.
1351
00:48:32,709 --> 00:48:34,611
>> SHIT. THIS GUY'S A HEAVY
1352
00:48:34,611 --> 00:48:35,311
HITTER.
1353
00:48:35,311 --> 00:48:36,412
CHARITY PARTIES.
1354
00:48:36,412 --> 00:48:37,881
WOW. HE'S GOOD-LOOKING.
1355
00:48:37,881 --> 00:48:38,748
BENEFACTOR.
1356
00:48:38,748 --> 00:48:40,617
I GOT TO REMEMBER TO PUT HIM ON
1357
00:48:40,617 --> 00:48:41,785
THE MAILING LIST.
1358
00:48:41,785 --> 00:48:45,421
>> ROZ...COME TO BED.
1359
00:48:45,421 --> 00:48:47,123
>> I DON'T KNOW.
1360
00:48:47,123 --> 00:48:50,026
THIS GUY'S A SERIOUS SOCIALITE.
1361
00:48:50,026 --> 00:48:51,828
JUST, I DON'T GET IT.
1362
00:48:51,828 --> 00:48:54,063
>> WELL, ANDY IS A BIG BOY.
1363
00:48:54,063 --> 00:48:55,565
HE CAN HANDLE IT HIMSELF.
1364
00:48:55,565 --> 00:48:56,766
AND WHAT ABOUT YOU?
1365
00:48:56,766 --> 00:48:58,568
ANY LUCK WITH YOUR INTERVIEWS?
1366
00:48:58,568 --> 00:49:00,303
>> OH, NO. THEY'RE ALL HORRID.
1367
00:49:00,303 --> 00:49:01,805
I'M DOWN TO THE LAST ONE.
1368
00:49:01,805 --> 00:49:03,006
>> WELL, PERFECT.
1369
00:49:03,006 --> 00:49:04,274
YOU ONLY NEED ONE.
1370
00:49:04,274 --> 00:49:05,375
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
1371
00:49:05,375 --> 00:49:07,076
>> GOOD NIGHT, SWEETHEART.
1372
00:49:07,076 --> 00:49:08,578
>> GOOD NIGHT.
1373
00:49:22,025 --> 00:49:24,427
>> GOOD MORNING.
1374
00:49:24,427 --> 00:49:25,295
>> MORNING.
1375
00:49:25,295 --> 00:49:26,563
>> COME ON, BUDDY.
1376
00:49:26,563 --> 00:49:27,797
>> BEEN HERE LONG?
1377
00:49:27,797 --> 00:49:29,465
>> NOT TOO LONG.
1378
00:49:33,837 --> 00:49:34,771
>> SO, PAUL --
1379
00:49:34,771 --> 00:49:35,505
>> ANDY --
1380
00:49:35,505 --> 00:49:36,940
>> OH, SORRY. YOU FIRST.
1381
00:49:36,940 --> 00:49:40,276
>> NO. NO, NO. PLEASE.
1382
00:49:40,276 --> 00:49:43,112
>> HOW ABOUT DINNER ON THURSDAY?
1383
00:49:43,112 --> 00:49:44,814
I-I KNOW IT'S SHORT NOTICE, SO
1384
00:49:44,814 --> 00:49:46,216
IF IT'S NOT OKAY OR --
1385
00:49:46,216 --> 00:49:47,984
>> YES.
1386
00:49:47,984 --> 00:49:49,319
I WOULD LIKE THAT.
1387
00:49:49,319 --> 00:49:51,020
>> REALLY? ARE -- ARE YOU SURE?
1388
00:49:51,020 --> 00:49:52,555
'CAUSE IT'S JUST DINNER, SO
1389
00:49:52,555 --> 00:49:53,423
IF -- IF YOU DON'T WANT TO DO
1390
00:49:53,423 --> 00:49:53,957
IT.
1391
00:49:53,957 --> 00:49:55,992
>> ANDY, YES.
1392
00:49:55,992 --> 00:49:57,060
I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE TO HAVE
1393
00:49:57,060 --> 00:49:59,162
DINNER WITH YOU.
1394
00:49:59,829 --> 00:50:02,365
>> OH, OKAY.
1395
00:50:02,365 --> 00:50:03,132
GREAT.
1396
00:50:03,132 --> 00:50:05,001
>> WHEW! [ CHUCKLES ]
1397
00:50:05,001 --> 00:50:05,935
>> WHEW.
1398
00:50:05,935 --> 00:50:08,404
SORRY. I WAS TOTALLY PREPARED
1399
00:50:08,404 --> 00:50:09,405
FOR A "NO."
1400
00:50:09,405 --> 00:50:12,242
>> WHY?
1401
00:50:12,242 --> 00:50:14,777
>> I JUST DIDN'T EXPECT YOU TO
1402
00:50:14,777 --> 00:50:17,113
BE SO...
1403
00:50:17,113 --> 00:50:21,017
RECEPTIVE.
1404
00:50:21,017 --> 00:50:22,719
>> WELL, IT'S DINNER, RIGHT?
1405
00:50:22,719 --> 00:50:23,686
>> ABSOLUTELY.
1406
00:50:23,686 --> 00:50:24,854
>> OKAY.
1407
00:50:24,854 --> 00:50:26,489
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
1408
00:50:26,489 --> 00:50:29,325
>> ANDY?
1409
00:50:29,325 --> 00:50:31,628
ANDY, ARE YOU HERE?
1410
00:50:31,628 --> 00:50:35,431
I THINK I LEFT MY BAG.
1411
00:50:35,431 --> 00:50:36,866
OH.
1412
00:50:36,866 --> 00:50:40,870
[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
1413
00:50:40,870 --> 00:50:41,804
>> HI. IT'S ANDY.
1414
00:50:41,804 --> 00:50:43,206
CAN'T GET TO THE PHONE RIGHT
1415
00:50:43,206 --> 00:50:44,607
NOW, BUT LEAVE ME A MESSAGE,
1416
00:50:44,607 --> 00:50:46,009
AND I'LL GET BACK TO YOU AS
1417
00:50:46,009 --> 00:50:46,843
SOON AS I CAN.
1418
00:50:46,843 --> 00:50:47,343
[ BEEP ]
1419
00:50:47,343 --> 00:50:48,511
>> ANDY, ARE YOU THERE?
1420
00:50:48,511 --> 00:50:49,479
IT'S DEREK, OKAY?
1421
00:50:49,479 --> 00:50:50,847
AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY
1422
00:50:50,847 --> 00:50:51,848
YOU'RE NEVER HOME.
1423
00:50:51,848 --> 00:50:53,116
>> WHAT FUCKING PART OF "NEVER
1424
00:50:53,116 --> 00:50:53,883
CALL HERE AGAIN" DON'T YOU
1425
00:50:53,883 --> 00:50:55,285
UNDERSTAND?
1426
00:50:55,285 --> 00:50:56,052
[ Dial tone ]
1427
00:50:56,052 --> 00:50:57,921
HELLO?
1428
00:50:57,921 --> 00:51:00,156
I GUESS THAT WENT WELL.
1429
00:51:06,195 --> 00:51:07,397
>> I ALMOST FORGOT.
1430
00:51:07,397 --> 00:51:10,533
UH, I BROUGHT YOU A GIFT. HERE.
1431
00:51:10,533 --> 00:51:12,168
OPEN IT.
1432
00:51:17,206 --> 00:51:22,145
>> OH, OH. [ CHUCKLES ]
1433
00:51:22,145 --> 00:51:24,580
A BASEBALL CAP.
1434
00:51:24,580 --> 00:51:26,349
>> I THOUGHT IT WAS FUN.
1435
00:51:26,349 --> 00:51:27,583
IT SAYS "ROMA."
1436
00:51:27,583 --> 00:51:29,719
IT'S THE ITALIAN BASEBALL TEAM.
1437
00:51:29,719 --> 00:51:31,854
I FIGURED SINCE YOU'RE ITALIAN
1438
00:51:31,854 --> 00:51:32,655
AND ALL.
1439
00:51:32,655 --> 00:51:35,058
>> I GET IT.
1440
00:51:35,058 --> 00:51:36,726
YOU KNOW, I HAVEN'T HAD A
1441
00:51:36,726 --> 00:51:38,661
BASEBALL CAP SINCE I PLAYED IN
1442
00:51:38,661 --> 00:51:39,595
HIGH SCHOOL.
1443
00:51:39,595 --> 00:51:42,765
>> I BET YOU WERE -- WHAT? -- A
1444
00:51:42,765 --> 00:51:43,566
PITCHER?
1445
00:51:43,566 --> 00:51:46,269
>> YES, YES. THAT'S RIGHT.
1446
00:51:49,005 --> 00:51:52,075
WELL, THIS IS VERY, VERY KIND,
1447
00:51:52,075 --> 00:51:52,942
ANDY.
1448
00:51:52,942 --> 00:51:55,511
THANK YOU.
1449
00:51:55,511 --> 00:51:57,180
>> AREN'T YOU GONNA TRY IT ON?
1450
00:51:57,180 --> 00:51:58,948
>> I'LL -- I'LL TRY IT ON LATER
1451
00:51:58,948 --> 00:51:59,582
AT HOME.
1452
00:51:59,582 --> 00:52:02,418
>> OH. YEAH, SURE. LATER.
1453
00:52:02,418 --> 00:52:03,920
>> OH, WELL, UM...
1454
00:52:03,920 --> 00:52:06,155
I HAVE A MASSAGE IN A HALF AN
1455
00:52:06,155 --> 00:52:06,823
HOUR.
1456
00:52:06,823 --> 00:52:09,258
VALENTINO. HE COMES ONCE A WEEK,
1457
00:52:09,258 --> 00:52:11,060
BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF ME.
1458
00:52:11,060 --> 00:52:13,196
RELIEVES THE TENSION, YOU KNOW.
1459
00:52:13,196 --> 00:52:15,598
>> I'M SURE.
1460
00:52:15,598 --> 00:52:17,667
>> AND -- AND I, UH, I WON'T SEE
1461
00:52:17,667 --> 00:52:18,668
YOU TOMORROW.
1462
00:52:18,668 --> 00:52:20,503
I, UH -- I HAVE A GOLF DATE.
1463
00:52:20,503 --> 00:52:21,938
>> WELL, HAVE A BALL.
1464
00:52:21,938 --> 00:52:23,339
[ LAUGHS ]
1465
00:52:23,339 --> 00:52:26,175
>> I'LL, UH...
1466
00:52:26,175 --> 00:52:28,011
I'LL SEE YOU ON MONDAY.
1467
00:52:28,011 --> 00:52:29,512
>> ALL RIGHT. YES.
1468
00:52:29,512 --> 00:52:31,814
SEE YOU NEXT WEEK.
1469
00:52:31,814 --> 00:52:34,017
>> COME ON.
1470
00:52:34,017 --> 00:52:35,451
LET'S GO.
1471
00:52:35,451 --> 00:52:36,352
BYE.
1472
00:52:36,352 --> 00:52:38,354
>> SEE YA NEXT WEEK.
1473
00:52:46,496 --> 00:52:47,130
>> CLAIRE?
1474
00:52:47,130 --> 00:52:48,197
>> NO, IT'S ME, DEAR.
1475
00:52:48,197 --> 00:52:49,699
BUT I MIGHT AS WELL BE THE MAID,
1476
00:52:49,699 --> 00:52:51,234
BECAUSE I WALK IN, AND IT'S LIKE
1477
00:52:51,234 --> 00:52:52,101
SHE'S NEVER HERE.
1478
00:52:52,101 --> 00:52:53,369
AND THAT REFRIGERATOR IS A
1479
00:52:53,369 --> 00:52:53,936
LITTLE...
1480
00:52:53,936 --> 00:52:54,604
[ WHISTLES ]
1481
00:52:54,604 --> 00:52:55,138
...RIPE.
1482
00:52:55,138 --> 00:52:56,406
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
1483
00:52:56,406 --> 00:52:57,940
>> OH, I HAD A LATE LUNCH IN THE
1484
00:52:57,940 --> 00:52:59,208
HOTEL, THOUGHT I'D STOP BY.
1485
00:52:59,208 --> 00:53:00,543
I SAW VALENTINO.
1486
00:53:00,543 --> 00:53:02,545
MY GOD, HAS HE EVER GOTTEN
1487
00:53:02,545 --> 00:53:03,312
CHUBBY.
1488
00:53:03,312 --> 00:53:04,614
OH, LISTEN, THE, UM...
1489
00:53:04,614 --> 00:53:06,082
THIS PACKAGE CAME FOR YOU.
1490
00:53:06,082 --> 00:53:07,784
>> SO, WHAT DID YOU ORDER FROM
1491
00:53:07,784 --> 00:53:08,684
VIDEO VILLAGE?
1492
00:53:08,684 --> 00:53:11,387
>> THAT'S A, UH, UH, EXERCISE
1493
00:53:11,387 --> 00:53:12,255
VIDEO.
1494
00:53:12,255 --> 00:53:14,557
>> OH, HOW ODD. STRANGE.
1495
00:53:14,557 --> 00:53:16,726
OH, BY THE WAY, I -- I-I SPOKE
1496
00:53:16,726 --> 00:53:17,593
TO IRENE.
1497
00:53:17,593 --> 00:53:20,663
PAUL? PAUL?
1498
00:53:20,663 --> 00:53:22,899
PAULIE?
1499
00:53:22,899 --> 00:53:24,233
PAUL, I'M TALKING --
1500
00:53:24,233 --> 00:53:25,201
>> EXCUSE ME.
1501
00:53:25,201 --> 00:53:26,903
THAT SIDE OF THE THRESHOLD,
1502
00:53:26,903 --> 00:53:29,572
PLEASE.
1503
00:53:29,572 --> 00:53:31,340
>> HMM.
1504
00:53:47,323 --> 00:53:50,093
PAUL...
1505
00:53:50,093 --> 00:53:51,994
I COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE THIS
1506
00:53:51,994 --> 00:53:52,929
BASEBALL CAP.
1507
00:53:52,929 --> 00:53:53,830
[ CHUCKLES ]
1508
00:53:53,830 --> 00:53:55,064
IS THIS FOR BRIAN?
1509
00:53:55,064 --> 00:53:56,833
>> NO. THAT'S MINE, THANK YOU
1510
00:53:56,833 --> 00:53:57,633
VERY MUCH.
1511
00:53:57,633 --> 00:53:59,969
>> [ LAUGHS, SNORTS ]
1512
00:53:59,969 --> 00:54:00,703
THAT'S FUNNY.
1513
00:54:00,703 --> 00:54:01,671
>> WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
1514
00:54:01,671 --> 00:54:03,005
I CAN'T WEAR A DAMN BASEBALL
1515
00:54:03,005 --> 00:54:03,372
CAP?
1516
00:54:03,372 --> 00:54:04,974
>> OH, HONEY, PLEASE.
1517
00:54:04,974 --> 00:54:07,176
UNLESS YOU'RE STEVEN SPIELBERG
1518
00:54:07,176 --> 00:54:09,112
OR GOING BALD OR G-A-Y, NO
1519
00:54:09,112 --> 00:54:10,847
SELF-RESPECTING ELDERLY
1520
00:54:10,847 --> 00:54:13,082
GENTLEMAN WEARS A BASEBALL CAP.
1521
00:54:13,082 --> 00:54:14,016
>> I'M 55.
1522
00:54:14,016 --> 00:54:16,185
>> WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD GIVE
1523
00:54:16,185 --> 00:54:17,353
THAT TO BRIAN.
1524
00:54:17,353 --> 00:54:18,888
HMM?
1525
00:54:18,888 --> 00:54:20,656
>> AND MAYBE YOU SHOULD MIND
1526
00:54:20,656 --> 00:54:21,958
YOUR OWN BUSINESS.
1527
00:54:21,958 --> 00:54:23,226
>> OH, WELL, EXCUSE ME.
1528
00:54:23,226 --> 00:54:24,460
>> I'M SERIOUS, ELISE.
1529
00:54:24,460 --> 00:54:26,129
I DID NOT APPRECIATE THAT SETUP
1530
00:54:26,129 --> 00:54:27,363
WITH IRENE LAST NIGHT.
1531
00:54:27,363 --> 00:54:28,197
>> ALL RIGHT, JUST LISTEN TO ME,
1532
00:54:28,197 --> 00:54:28,865
PAULIE.
1533
00:54:28,865 --> 00:54:30,466
I LOVE YOU MADLY, BUT THIS IS
1534
00:54:30,466 --> 00:54:31,033
ENOUGH.
1535
00:54:31,033 --> 00:54:32,502
NOW, YOU CANNOT LIVE ALONE
1536
00:54:32,502 --> 00:54:33,136
FOREVER.
1537
00:54:33,136 --> 00:54:34,670
IT IS SIMPLY NOT PRACTICAL.
1538
00:54:34,670 --> 00:54:36,305
NOW, YOU NEED TO MARRY IRENE.
1539
00:54:36,305 --> 00:54:37,707
SHE IS VERY, VERY SWEET.
1540
00:54:37,707 --> 00:54:39,041
SHE HAS TERRIFIC STYLE.
1541
00:54:39,041 --> 00:54:40,243
EVERYBODY LOVES HER.
1542
00:54:40,243 --> 00:54:41,144
SHE'S PERFECT.
1543
00:54:41,144 --> 00:54:42,445
>> I DON'T LOVE IRENE.
1544
00:54:42,445 --> 00:54:44,080
>> WELL, THAT DOESN'T MATTER.
1545
00:54:44,080 --> 00:54:45,515
WHAT MATTERS IS YOU HAVE A
1546
00:54:45,515 --> 00:54:47,150
TERRIFIC, WONDERFUL COMPANION,
1547
00:54:47,150 --> 00:54:48,885
AND SHE'LL HAVE A GORGEOUS LIFE.
1548
00:54:48,885 --> 00:54:50,119
SEE? IT'S JUST A GREAT
1549
00:54:50,119 --> 00:54:51,487
ARRANGEMENT FOR EVERYONE.
1550
00:54:51,487 --> 00:54:53,456
>> ELISE, I SWEAR -- YOU ARE
1551
00:54:53,456 --> 00:54:56,225
CERTIFIABLY INSANE.
1552
00:54:56,225 --> 00:54:58,194
>> WHAT IS HAPPENING TO YOU,
1553
00:54:58,194 --> 00:54:58,794
PAUL?
1554
00:54:58,794 --> 00:54:59,729
HMM? WHAT?
1555
00:54:59,729 --> 00:55:01,564
BASEBALL CAPS AND EXERCISE
1556
00:55:01,564 --> 00:55:03,232
VIDEOS AND -- AND YOUR ATTITUDE.
1557
00:55:03,232 --> 00:55:04,834
WELL, FRANKLY, YOU KNOW, I FIND
1558
00:55:04,834 --> 00:55:06,102
THIS BEHAVIOR EXTREMELY
1559
00:55:06,102 --> 00:55:06,769
CONFUSING.
1560
00:55:06,769 --> 00:55:08,337
>> CONFUSING? WELL, THAT SEEMS
1561
00:55:08,337 --> 00:55:09,972
TO BE THE PREVAILING SENTIMENT.
1562
00:55:09,972 --> 00:55:11,240
>> I DO NOT UNDERSTAND.
1563
00:55:11,240 --> 00:55:12,241
AND I AM JUST TELLING YOU RIGHT
1564
00:55:12,241 --> 00:55:13,543
NOW THAT IF YOU ARE EVEN
1565
00:55:13,543 --> 00:55:15,144
CONSIDERING HAVING SOME SORT OF
1566
00:55:15,144 --> 00:55:16,612
A MID-LIFE CRISIS, THEN I AM
1567
00:55:16,612 --> 00:55:17,980
GOING TO HAVE A FULL-BLOWN
1568
00:55:17,980 --> 00:55:18,981
NERVOUS BREAKDOWN.
1569
00:55:18,981 --> 00:55:20,383
>> IS THAT THE SAME NERVOUS
1570
00:55:20,383 --> 00:55:22,018
BREAKDOWN YOU'VE BEEN WORKING ON
1571
00:55:22,018 --> 00:55:24,053
FOR 25 YEARS?
1572
00:55:28,658 --> 00:55:31,661
>> THIS IS NOT A HAPPY FACE.
1573
00:55:31,661 --> 00:55:33,462
AND I WILL SEE MYSELF OUT, THANK
1574
00:55:33,462 --> 00:55:33,896
YOU.
1575
00:55:33,896 --> 00:55:35,431
AND DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT
1576
00:55:35,431 --> 00:55:36,165
CALLING ME.
1577
00:55:36,165 --> 00:55:40,069
DO YOU HEAR ME?
1578
00:55:40,069 --> 00:55:44,407
DON'T SEE ME OUT.
1579
00:55:44,407 --> 00:55:46,209
>> [ EXHALES DEEPLY ]
1580
00:55:50,179 --> 00:55:55,218
[ DIALING ]
1581
00:55:55,218 --> 00:55:57,853
[ Ringing ]
1582
00:55:57,853 --> 00:55:59,388
>> Hello?
1583
00:55:59,388 --> 00:56:00,756
>> HEY, HANDSOME.
1584
00:56:00,756 --> 00:56:03,025
>> ANDY. I'M SO GLAD YOU CALLED.
1585
00:56:03,025 --> 00:56:05,061
>> YEAH. DO YOU WANT TO COME
1586
00:56:05,061 --> 00:56:05,861
OVER?
1587
00:56:05,861 --> 00:56:06,796
>> NOW?
1588
00:56:06,796 --> 00:56:08,598
>> NOW.
1589
00:56:08,598 --> 00:56:10,099
>> WELL, YEAH, SURE.
1590
00:56:10,099 --> 00:56:10,933
I JUST...
1591
00:56:10,933 --> 00:56:12,702
I WAS GETTING THESE MIXED
1592
00:56:12,702 --> 00:56:14,003
SIGNALS, AND I --
1593
00:56:14,003 --> 00:56:16,038
>> DEREK, DO YOU WANT TO COME
1594
00:56:16,038 --> 00:56:17,206
OVER?
1595
00:56:17,206 --> 00:56:18,941
YES OR NO?
1596
00:56:18,941 --> 00:56:23,045
>> YES.
1597
00:56:23,045 --> 00:56:25,214
>> COME ON. GOOD GIRL.
1598
00:56:25,214 --> 00:56:27,350
GOOD GIRL!
1599
00:56:27,350 --> 00:56:28,351
GOOD MORNING.
1600
00:56:28,351 --> 00:56:29,085
>> HELLO.
1601
00:56:29,085 --> 00:56:30,086
>> [ LAUGHS ]
1602
00:56:30,086 --> 00:56:32,888
I SWEAR -- WASN'T NAILED DOWN,
1603
00:56:32,888 --> 00:56:36,525
SHE'D TRY TO EAT IT.
1604
00:56:36,525 --> 00:56:38,261
>> FEEL LIKE I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU
1605
00:56:38,261 --> 00:56:38,961
IN A WEEK.
1606
00:56:38,961 --> 00:56:41,163
>> OH. TRYING TO SAY YOU MISSED
1607
00:56:41,163 --> 00:56:42,098
MY COMPANY?
1608
00:56:42,098 --> 00:56:43,866
>> SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
1609
00:56:43,866 --> 00:56:45,701
>> HOW WAS YOUR WEEKEND?
1610
00:56:45,701 --> 00:56:49,438
>> NICE. QUIET.
1611
00:56:49,438 --> 00:56:50,873
HUNG OUT WITH ROZ.
1612
00:56:50,873 --> 00:56:53,109
OH, WE GABBED ABOUT THE OPENING
1613
00:56:53,109 --> 00:56:54,477
OF HER NEW SPACE.
1614
00:56:54,477 --> 00:56:56,579
SHE GOT AN ASSISTANT -- ZACK.
1615
00:56:56,579 --> 00:56:58,080
SO ONE LESS DRAMA.
1616
00:56:58,080 --> 00:56:58,648
>> GOOD.
1617
00:56:58,648 --> 00:57:00,249
>> REMIND ME TO GET YOU A KEY TO
1618
00:57:00,249 --> 00:57:01,717
THE GALLERY, BUT FIRST, GO TO
1619
00:57:01,717 --> 00:57:03,152
THE DISTRIBUTOR, PICK UP SIX
1620
00:57:03,152 --> 00:57:04,153
MORE BOXES OF TILE.
1621
00:57:04,153 --> 00:57:05,321
GET THE NAME FROM JOE.
1622
00:57:05,321 --> 00:57:06,389
HE'S THE CONTRACTOR.
1623
00:57:06,389 --> 00:57:07,823
>> I DON'T, YOU KNOW, CARRY
1624
00:57:07,823 --> 00:57:08,324
STUFF.
1625
00:57:08,324 --> 00:57:09,992
>> OH, WELL, TIP THE MEXICAN KID
1626
00:57:09,992 --> 00:57:11,093
AND HAVE HIM DO IT.
1627
00:57:11,093 --> 00:57:12,161
JUST GET THEM HERE.
1628
00:57:12,161 --> 00:57:13,696
STOP AT STARBUCKS ON YOUR WAY
1629
00:57:13,696 --> 00:57:15,097
BACK, GET ME A VENTI DECAF
1630
00:57:15,097 --> 00:57:16,866
FAT-FREE LATTE, WET, THEN PUT
1631
00:57:16,866 --> 00:57:18,567
THE BOXES IN THE BACK OF THE
1632
00:57:18,567 --> 00:57:19,235
GALLERY.
1633
00:57:19,235 --> 00:57:20,369
DO NOT STACK THEM.
1634
00:57:20,369 --> 00:57:21,604
WHAT DID I JUST SAY?
1635
00:57:21,604 --> 00:57:23,339
>> GET A GIANT-SIZED BUCKET OF
1636
00:57:23,339 --> 00:57:24,940
COLORED HOT WATER AND DON'T
1637
00:57:24,940 --> 00:57:26,175
STACK THE BOXES.
1638
00:57:28,944 --> 00:57:30,079
>> WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
1639
00:57:30,079 --> 00:57:30,646
A GOLD STAR?
1640
00:57:30,646 --> 00:57:31,814
I NEED YOU BACK HERE BY 11:00.
1641
00:57:31,814 --> 00:57:32,181
MOVE.
1642
00:57:32,181 --> 00:57:33,215
>> I MIGHT NEED MORE TIME.
1643
00:57:33,215 --> 00:57:34,450
>> OKAY, YEAH, YOU'VE BEEN HERE
1644
00:57:34,450 --> 00:57:35,184
FOR FIVE MINUTES.
1645
00:57:35,184 --> 00:57:38,054
YOU DON'T GET TO NEED. GO ON.
1646
00:57:49,332 --> 00:57:50,166
>> OH, SHE'LL BE --
1647
00:57:50,166 --> 00:57:54,070
>> IT'S OKAY. I'M GOOD.
1648
00:57:54,070 --> 00:57:55,571
>> HEY, WHAT DID YOU TELL HER?
1649
00:57:55,571 --> 00:57:56,906
>> THAT TIMMY WAS RUNNING
1650
00:57:56,906 --> 00:57:57,440
BEHIND.
1651
00:57:57,440 --> 00:57:58,908
SHE CAN CALL BACK IN A HALF
1652
00:57:58,908 --> 00:57:59,475
AN HOUR.
1653
00:57:59,475 --> 00:58:00,376
IT'S HIS SISTER.
1654
00:58:00,376 --> 00:58:01,277
>> WHAT? FAMILY?
1655
00:58:01,277 --> 00:58:02,278
NO, NO. FORGET IT.
1656
00:58:02,278 --> 00:58:03,713
WHEN WE'RE BUSY, FAMILY GETS
1657
00:58:03,713 --> 00:58:04,246
BUMPED.
1658
00:58:04,246 --> 00:58:04,714
SORRY.
1659
00:58:04,714 --> 00:58:06,182
YOU KNOW, I TELL THEM ALL THE
1660
00:58:06,182 --> 00:58:07,616
TIME -- NO FAMILY WHEN WE'RE
1661
00:58:07,616 --> 00:58:08,050
BUSY.
1662
00:58:08,050 --> 00:58:09,251
I MEAN, COME ON.
1663
00:58:09,251 --> 00:58:10,453
SO, HOW ARE YOU?
1664
00:58:10,453 --> 00:58:12,388
>> I AM GONNA HAVE A NERVOUS
1665
00:58:12,388 --> 00:58:13,255
BREAKDOWN.
1666
00:58:13,255 --> 00:58:14,824
>> OKAY. SO, WHAT ARE WE DOING?
1667
00:58:14,824 --> 00:58:16,192
>> UH, I JUST NEED A LITTLE
1668
00:58:16,192 --> 00:58:17,460
TOUCH-UP -- RIGHT THERE.
1669
00:58:17,460 --> 00:58:18,627
>> OKAY. SO, WHAT?
1670
00:58:18,627 --> 00:58:19,929
TROUBLE WITH ALBERT?
1671
00:58:19,929 --> 00:58:21,464
>> NO, NO, NO. AL'S FINE.
1672
00:58:21,464 --> 00:58:23,199
I MEAN, HE'S NEVER A PROBLEM.
1673
00:58:23,199 --> 00:58:24,900
>> SO, WHAT'S GOING ON?
1674
00:58:24,900 --> 00:58:26,635
>> WELL, I HAVE A LITTLE
1675
00:58:26,635 --> 00:58:28,771
SITUATION, AND I THOUGHT MAYBE
1676
00:58:28,771 --> 00:58:29,972
YOU COULD HELP.
1677
00:58:29,972 --> 00:58:33,709
>> SURE. I'M AN OPEN BOOK. TALK.
1678
00:58:33,709 --> 00:58:35,678
>> WELL, I ASSUME THAT YOU KNOW
1679
00:58:35,678 --> 00:58:37,146
SOME PEOPLE WHO ARE...
1680
00:58:37,146 --> 00:58:40,616
YOU KNOW, G-A-Y.
1681
00:58:40,616 --> 00:58:42,151
>> G-A...WHAT?
1682
00:58:42,151 --> 00:58:44,153
>> GAY, RUTHIE, GAY.
1683
00:58:44,153 --> 00:58:46,589
>> OH! OH, OH, OH. QUEER.
1684
00:58:46,589 --> 00:58:47,256
[ LAUGHS ]
1685
00:58:47,256 --> 00:58:48,591
I MEAN, HELLO? [ LAUGHS ]
1686
00:58:48,591 --> 00:58:50,126
>> YEAH, A LITTLE DISCRETION,
1687
00:58:50,126 --> 00:58:50,659
PLEASE.
1688
00:58:50,659 --> 00:58:52,094
>> OH, MY GOD! YOU'RE GAY?!
1689
00:58:52,094 --> 00:58:52,962
>> OH, CHRIST.
1690
00:58:52,962 --> 00:58:54,397
>> OH, MY GOD! THAT'S GREAT!
1691
00:58:54,397 --> 00:58:56,065
OH, I HAVE SOMEBODY FABULOUS FOR
1692
00:58:56,065 --> 00:58:56,465
YOU.
1693
00:58:56,465 --> 00:58:57,867
WHAT -- WHAT DO YOU LIKE?
1694
00:58:57,867 --> 00:58:59,368
UH, UH, UH, LIKE THE BUTCHY TYPE
1695
00:58:59,368 --> 00:59:00,636
OR DO YOU LIKE THE LIPSTICK
1696
00:59:00,636 --> 00:59:01,270
GIRLY-GIRL?
1697
00:59:01,270 --> 00:59:02,772
>> DO I LOOK GAY TO YOU, RUTHIE?
1698
00:59:02,772 --> 00:59:04,140
DO I?
1699
00:59:04,140 --> 00:59:06,609
>> OH. SORRY. THAT'S TOO BAD.
1700
00:59:06,609 --> 00:59:07,843
[ CHUCKLES ]
1701
00:59:07,843 --> 00:59:09,245
SO, WHO IS IT?
1702
00:59:09,245 --> 00:59:11,847
>> WELL, HE HASN'T EXACTLY TOLD
1703
00:59:11,847 --> 00:59:12,581
ME YET.
1704
00:59:12,581 --> 00:59:14,617
>> OKAY. SO, WHAT DO YOU GOT?
1705
00:59:14,617 --> 00:59:16,819
>> WELL, HE'S DISTANT, HE'S BEEN
1706
00:59:16,819 --> 00:59:18,721
PULLING AWAY, AND HE ISN'T
1707
00:59:18,721 --> 00:59:20,656
MARRIED, AND HE'S NOT A KID
1708
00:59:20,656 --> 00:59:21,457
ANYMORE.
1709
00:59:21,457 --> 00:59:23,159
>> IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?
1710
00:59:23,159 --> 00:59:24,427
>> HE'S AN ARTIST.
1711
00:59:24,427 --> 00:59:26,362
>> OKAY, NOW THAT'S SOMETHING.
1712
00:59:26,362 --> 00:59:28,197
>> YEAH.
1713
00:59:28,197 --> 00:59:29,965
YOU KNOW, I'VE ALWAYS SUSPECTED
1714
00:59:29,965 --> 00:59:31,767
EVER SINCE HE WAS A LITTLE BOY.
1715
00:59:31,767 --> 00:59:33,302
>> LISTEN, I CAN SAY THIS.
1716
00:59:33,302 --> 00:59:35,037
AS SURE AS I AM THAT THE SUN'S
1717
00:59:35,037 --> 00:59:36,806
GONNA SET IN THE EAST, THERE IS
1718
00:59:36,806 --> 00:59:37,573
ONLY ONE --
1719
00:59:37,573 --> 00:59:38,808
>> THE WEST, RUTHIE.
1720
00:59:38,808 --> 00:59:41,343
THE SUN SETS IN THE WEST.
1721
00:59:41,343 --> 00:59:43,078
>> REALLY?
1722
00:59:43,078 --> 00:59:44,547
HUH. OKAY.
1723
00:59:44,547 --> 00:59:46,549
WELL, YOU JUST GOT TO TALK TO
1724
00:59:46,549 --> 00:59:48,117
HIM AND TELL HIM IT'S OKAY.
1725
00:59:48,117 --> 00:59:49,385
>> WHAT? I CAN'T DO THAT.
1726
00:59:49,385 --> 00:59:50,753
GOD, I CAN'T CONDONE THIS.
1727
00:59:50,753 --> 00:59:52,254
WHAT? I'M SUPPOSED TO CALL HIM
1728
00:59:52,254 --> 00:59:53,155
UP AND SAY, "OH, HELLO, DARLING.
1729
00:59:53,155 --> 00:59:54,557
IF YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH
1730
00:59:54,557 --> 00:59:55,324
BOYS, IT'S FINE WITH MOMMY."
1731
00:59:55,324 --> 00:59:56,559
>> [ GASPS ] OH, MY GOD!
1732
00:59:56,559 --> 00:59:57,526
IT'S YOUR KID?!
1733
00:59:57,526 --> 00:59:58,627
YOUR KID IS GAY?!
1734
00:59:58,627 --> 01:00:00,296
OH, MY GOD! THAT IS FABULOUS.
1735
01:00:00,296 --> 01:00:01,130
[ CHUCKLES ]
1736
01:00:01,130 --> 01:00:02,865
>> FIRST DIBS. I KNOW HE'S HOT.
1737
01:00:02,865 --> 01:00:04,533
>> OF COURSE YOU PEOPLE WOULD
1738
01:00:04,533 --> 01:00:05,768
THINK IT'S FABULOUS.
1739
01:00:05,768 --> 01:00:07,870
>> LISTEN, IT'S NOT UP TO HIM.
1740
01:00:07,870 --> 01:00:09,672
HE DOESN'T HAVE A CHOICE.
1741
01:00:09,672 --> 01:00:11,807
IT'S WHO HE IS, AND YOU HAVE TO
1742
01:00:11,807 --> 01:00:12,842
ACCEPT THAT.
1743
01:00:12,842 --> 01:00:14,276
>> UGH.
1744
01:00:14,276 --> 01:00:16,679
>> YOU EVER HEAR OF PFLAG?
1745
01:00:16,679 --> 01:00:17,847
>> NO. AND I DON'T THINK I LIKE
1746
01:00:17,847 --> 01:00:18,848
THE SOUND OF IT, EITHER.
1747
01:00:18,848 --> 01:00:19,482
>> NO, NO, NO.
1748
01:00:19,482 --> 01:00:20,616
IT'S FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU, YOU
1749
01:00:20,616 --> 01:00:21,784
KNOW, PEOPLE WHO HAVE A FRIEND
1750
01:00:21,784 --> 01:00:23,052
OR A FAMILY MEMBER WHO'S GAY AND
1751
01:00:23,052 --> 01:00:24,286
THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL TO
1752
01:00:24,286 --> 01:00:24,687
DO.
1753
01:00:24,687 --> 01:00:25,254
>> OH.
1754
01:00:25,254 --> 01:00:27,022
>> THERE'S A MEETING TOMORROW
1755
01:00:27,022 --> 01:00:28,824
NIGHT AT THE CHURCH ACROSS THE
1756
01:00:28,824 --> 01:00:29,458
STREET.
1757
01:00:29,458 --> 01:00:31,627
IT'S ALWAYS AT...8:30.
1758
01:00:31,627 --> 01:00:34,263
>> WHAT IF SOMEBODY SEES ME?
1759
01:00:34,263 --> 01:00:35,431
>> WHO'S GONNA SEE YOU?
1760
01:00:35,431 --> 01:00:36,932
YOU WANT TO FIND OUT WHAT TO DO
1761
01:00:36,932 --> 01:00:38,367
OR YOU WANT TO HAVE A NERVOUS
1762
01:00:38,367 --> 01:00:40,536
BREAKDOWN?
1763
01:00:40,536 --> 01:00:41,937
>> GO WITH ME, RUTHIE. PLEASE?
1764
01:00:41,937 --> 01:00:43,072
>> OH, NO, NO. I CAN'T.
1765
01:00:43,072 --> 01:00:43,606
I GOT --
1766
01:00:43,606 --> 01:00:44,840
>> PLEASE, PLEASE, RUTHIE,
1767
01:00:44,840 --> 01:00:45,341
PLEASE.
1768
01:00:45,341 --> 01:00:46,408
>> [ SIGHS ] SHIT.
1769
01:00:46,408 --> 01:00:47,176
OKAY, OKAY.
1770
01:00:47,176 --> 01:00:48,811
I'LL WALK YOU OVER, BUT THAT'S
1771
01:00:48,811 --> 01:00:49,211
IT.
1772
01:00:49,211 --> 01:00:49,812
>> OKAY.
1773
01:00:49,812 --> 01:00:51,480
>> OKAY, MEET ME HERE AT 8:15,
1774
01:00:51,480 --> 01:00:52,181
ALL RIGHT?
1775
01:00:52,181 --> 01:00:53,916
>> HERE YOU GO. KEEP THE CHANGE.
1776
01:00:53,916 --> 01:00:56,886
THANK YOU. YOU ARE AN ANGEL.
1777
01:01:01,790 --> 01:01:03,526
OH, JESUS.
1778
01:01:03,526 --> 01:01:06,195
TOMORROW. [ SIGHS ]
1779
01:01:14,003 --> 01:01:15,538
>> MR. PAUL?
1780
01:01:15,538 --> 01:01:17,273
EVERYTHING'S ALL CLEAN NOW.
1781
01:01:17,273 --> 01:01:18,674
I'LL BE LEAVING NOW.
1782
01:01:18,674 --> 01:01:20,376
I'M GONNA TAKE THAT THING
1783
01:01:20,376 --> 01:01:22,444
DOWNSTAIRS AND HAVE THE BOY WALK
1784
01:01:22,444 --> 01:01:23,846
HER.
1785
01:02:16,632 --> 01:02:18,434
[ FUNK MUSIC PLAYING ]
1786
01:02:25,774 --> 01:02:28,510
>> MM, YEAH.
1787
01:02:31,513 --> 01:02:33,749
MM, YEAH.
1788
01:02:33,749 --> 01:02:37,319
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
1789
01:02:37,319 --> 01:02:39,121
[ MAN MOANING ]
1790
01:02:44,994 --> 01:02:48,464
[ VOLUME INCREASES ]
1791
01:02:48,464 --> 01:02:50,265
[ FUNK MUSIC CONTINUES ]
1792
01:02:58,974 --> 01:03:00,009
>> HELLO, MR. GRECCO.
1793
01:03:00,009 --> 01:03:01,343
I BROUGHT THE MISSUS BACK FOR
1794
01:03:01,343 --> 01:03:01,677
YOU.
1795
01:03:01,677 --> 01:03:02,811
IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
1796
01:03:02,811 --> 01:03:03,946
>> ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU.
1797
01:03:03,946 --> 01:03:04,813
>> OH, VERY GOOD.
1798
01:03:04,813 --> 01:03:06,148
>> MISSY, YOU'RE GONNA SPEND A
1799
01:03:06,148 --> 01:03:07,416
LITTLE TIME IN THE KITCHEN.
1800
01:03:07,416 --> 01:03:11,286
[ FUNK MUSIC CONTINUES ]
1801
01:03:11,286 --> 01:03:16,358
>> OH. OH, YEAH.
1802
01:03:16,358 --> 01:03:18,160
[ MOANING ]
1803
01:03:32,207 --> 01:03:33,575
>> GIVE ME A CALL.
1804
01:03:33,575 --> 01:03:35,144
>> OH. UH, THANK YOU.
1805
01:03:35,144 --> 01:03:36,445
[ CHUCKLES ]
1806
01:03:36,445 --> 01:03:37,413
>> OKAY.
1807
01:03:37,413 --> 01:03:39,915
>> NICE MEETING YOU.
1808
01:03:39,915 --> 01:03:41,784
ALL RIGHT, RAMBUNCTIOUS.
1809
01:03:41,784 --> 01:03:45,988
HERE YOU GO. SIT DOWN, BEHAVE.
1810
01:03:45,988 --> 01:03:48,190
COME ON.
1811
01:03:48,190 --> 01:03:50,959
[ CHUCKLES ]
1812
01:03:50,959 --> 01:03:53,929
OH! GOOD MORNING.
1813
01:03:53,929 --> 01:03:56,965
>> FINE. WHO WAS THAT?
1814
01:03:59,168 --> 01:04:00,869
>> THAT WAS SOME GUY WITH A
1815
01:04:00,869 --> 01:04:02,471
PUPPY.
1816
01:04:02,471 --> 01:04:04,339
>> JUST SOME GUY?
1817
01:04:04,339 --> 01:04:07,309
>> WITH A PUPPY.
1818
01:04:07,309 --> 01:04:08,510
SOMETHING WRONG?
1819
01:04:08,510 --> 01:04:09,678
>> WRONG? PSSH!
1820
01:04:09,678 --> 01:04:10,913
NO. IT'S JUST...
1821
01:04:10,913 --> 01:04:13,048
YOU KNOW, I COME HERE EVERY DAY,
1822
01:04:13,048 --> 01:04:15,150
SIT ON THIS BENCH AND CHAT WITH
1823
01:04:15,150 --> 01:04:17,219
YOU FOR A MONTH, AND NOW YOU'RE
1824
01:04:17,219 --> 01:04:18,887
BEING ALL COY WITH SOME GUY WITH
1825
01:04:18,887 --> 01:04:19,621
A PUPPY.
1826
01:04:19,621 --> 01:04:20,689
BUT IT'S FINE.
1827
01:04:20,689 --> 01:04:22,357
YOU SHOULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANT.
1828
01:04:22,357 --> 01:04:24,059
IT'S JUST ME BEING RIDICULOUS, I
1829
01:04:24,059 --> 01:04:24,560
GUESS.
1830
01:04:24,560 --> 01:04:25,994
>> THANK YOU.
1831
01:04:28,897 --> 01:04:29,765
>> THANK YOU?
1832
01:04:29,765 --> 01:04:31,366
>> DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT'S
1833
01:04:31,366 --> 01:04:32,935
BEEN ANYONE CARED THAT MUCH
1834
01:04:32,935 --> 01:04:35,738
ABOUT ME?
1835
01:04:35,738 --> 01:04:37,206
>> UGH. I FEEL LIKE SUCH A
1836
01:04:37,206 --> 01:04:37,706
WOMAN.
1837
01:04:37,706 --> 01:04:39,408
>> PLEASE, DON'T CONFUSE ME ANY
1838
01:04:39,408 --> 01:04:40,709
MORE THAN I ALREADY AM.
1839
01:04:40,709 --> 01:04:42,111
>> [ LAUGHS ]
1840
01:04:42,111 --> 01:04:43,479
THAT'S GOOD.
1841
01:04:43,479 --> 01:04:45,080
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
1842
01:04:45,080 --> 01:04:47,416
>> OH, I WISH I COULD STAY, BUT
1843
01:04:47,416 --> 01:04:49,518
UNFORTUNATELY, I HAVE SUCH A
1844
01:04:49,518 --> 01:04:50,953
DAY.
1845
01:04:50,953 --> 01:04:52,354
>> WHAT'S GOING ON?
1846
01:04:52,354 --> 01:04:53,789
>> WELL, I HAVE A JOB DUE AT
1847
01:04:53,789 --> 01:04:54,890
NOON.
1848
01:04:54,890 --> 01:04:55,858
THEN I PROMISED ROZ I WOULD STOP
1849
01:04:55,858 --> 01:04:56,225
BY.
1850
01:04:56,225 --> 01:04:57,493
AND I'VE GOT THE MEETING
1851
01:04:57,493 --> 01:04:58,961
TONIGHT.
1852
01:04:58,961 --> 01:05:00,295
>> OH, RIGHT.
1853
01:05:00,295 --> 01:05:02,798
PFAG. TUESDAY NIGHT, RIGHT?
1854
01:05:02,798 --> 01:05:04,833
>> UH, FLAG.
1855
01:05:04,833 --> 01:05:09,571
IT'S PFLAG -- F-L-A-G -- UH, NOT
1856
01:05:09,571 --> 01:05:10,806
FAG.
1857
01:05:10,806 --> 01:05:13,208
>> PFLAG.
1858
01:05:13,208 --> 01:05:16,712
I STAND CORRECTED. SORRY.
1859
01:05:16,712 --> 01:05:21,016
I WAS GLAD TO SEE YOU TODAY.
1860
01:05:21,016 --> 01:05:22,951
>> ME TOO.
1861
01:05:22,951 --> 01:05:26,155
I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.
1862
01:05:26,155 --> 01:05:28,757
LET'S GO, BEAN.
1863
01:05:32,661 --> 01:05:33,662
>> AH, SEE NOW?
1864
01:05:33,662 --> 01:05:37,132
THIS ONE IS REALLY STRONG.
1865
01:05:37,132 --> 01:05:38,634
>> YEAH, BUT THAT'S 26, AND
1866
01:05:38,634 --> 01:05:39,668
WE'RE MAXED OUT AT 24, UNLESS
1867
01:05:39,668 --> 01:05:40,636
YOU WANT TO DO SOME SMALLER
1868
01:05:40,636 --> 01:05:41,103
ONES.
1869
01:05:41,103 --> 01:05:42,171
I DON'T KNOW.
1870
01:05:42,171 --> 01:05:43,071
>> NO, NO. YOU'RE RIGHT.
1871
01:05:43,071 --> 01:05:44,206
WE NEED THE SCALE.
1872
01:05:44,206 --> 01:05:45,073
>> YEAH. ZACK!
1873
01:05:45,073 --> 01:05:46,675
CAN YOU MEASURE THE WALL FROM
1874
01:05:46,675 --> 01:05:47,876
HERE TO HERE, PLEASE?
1875
01:05:47,876 --> 01:05:49,244
>> I NEED A TAPE MEASURE.
1876
01:05:49,244 --> 01:05:50,779
>> MY GOD, YOU ARE SO NEEDY.
1877
01:05:50,779 --> 01:05:52,014
TOP DRAWER.
1878
01:05:52,014 --> 01:05:54,583
SORRY. OKAY, HOW ABOUT MAYBE
1879
01:05:54,583 --> 01:05:56,285
LOSING THESE TWO?
1880
01:05:56,285 --> 01:06:00,222
>> OH...GOD, IT'S SO HARD.
1881
01:06:00,222 --> 01:06:01,423
NO, YOU'RE RIGHT.
1882
01:06:01,423 --> 01:06:03,158
THESE TWO -- THEY'RE NOT AS
1883
01:06:03,158 --> 01:06:03,826
STRONG.
1884
01:06:03,826 --> 01:06:05,794
>> WOULD YOU LIKE THAT IN METRIC
1885
01:06:05,794 --> 01:06:06,995
OR U.S. STANDARD?
1886
01:06:06,995 --> 01:06:08,297
>> JUST MEASURE IT.
1887
01:06:08,297 --> 01:06:10,265
ALL RIGHT, SO, MAYBE IF IT FITS.
1888
01:06:10,265 --> 01:06:12,267
I THINK WE SHOULD DO THIS ONE ON
1889
01:06:12,267 --> 01:06:13,268
THE MAIN WALL.
1890
01:06:13,268 --> 01:06:15,270
>> I LOVE THE IDEA OF HAVING ONE
1891
01:06:15,270 --> 01:06:16,505
REALLY HUGE PIECE.
1892
01:06:16,505 --> 01:06:18,106
>> I COULDN'T AGREE MORE.
1893
01:06:18,106 --> 01:06:19,174
>> HEY, ZACK.
1894
01:06:19,174 --> 01:06:19,808
>> HI.
1895
01:06:19,808 --> 01:06:20,576
>> ANDY.
1896
01:06:20,576 --> 01:06:22,678
>> I HOPE I'M NOT INTERRUPTING.
1897
01:06:22,678 --> 01:06:24,580
>> NO. THIS IS MY VERY BEST
1898
01:06:24,580 --> 01:06:25,614
FRIEND, ANDY.
1899
01:06:25,614 --> 01:06:26,982
ANDY, BRIAN BURNS.
1900
01:06:26,982 --> 01:06:28,250
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
1901
01:06:28,250 --> 01:06:29,751
>> OH, WASN'T EXPECTING THAT.
1902
01:06:29,751 --> 01:06:30,586
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
1903
01:06:30,586 --> 01:06:32,187
>> I'VE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT YOU.
1904
01:06:32,187 --> 01:06:33,021
>> OH. WELL --
1905
01:06:33,021 --> 01:06:34,590
>> ZACK, YOU'RE -- YOU'RE DOING
1906
01:06:34,590 --> 01:06:35,390
IT ALL WRONG.
1907
01:06:35,390 --> 01:06:37,125
EXCU-- EXCUSE ME. [ CHUCKLES ]
1908
01:06:37,125 --> 01:06:38,760
>> I HEARD THAT YOUR WORK IS
1909
01:06:38,760 --> 01:06:39,528
BRILLIANT.
1910
01:06:39,528 --> 01:06:40,262
>> WELL...
1911
01:06:40,262 --> 01:06:41,096
>> MAY I?
1912
01:06:41,096 --> 01:06:41,897
>> YEAH.
1913
01:06:41,897 --> 01:06:44,099
>> ONLY SHOW HIM THE ONE FOR THE
1914
01:06:44,099 --> 01:06:45,000
MAIN WALL.
1915
01:06:45,000 --> 01:06:47,736
I WANT THE SHOW TO BE FRESH.
1916
01:06:47,736 --> 01:06:48,904
>> OH. I LOVE IT.
1917
01:06:48,904 --> 01:06:50,639
IF I HAD THE ROOM, I'D BUY IT
1918
01:06:50,639 --> 01:06:51,440
LIKE THAT.
1919
01:06:51,440 --> 01:06:53,809
>> DID SOMEBODY JUST SAY "FAT"?
1920
01:06:53,809 --> 01:06:55,944
>> [ CHUCKLES ] UH, THANKS.
1921
01:06:55,944 --> 01:06:58,213
I JUST -- I'M REALLY NERVOUS
1922
01:06:58,213 --> 01:06:59,948
ABOUT THE SHOW, SO...
1923
01:06:59,948 --> 01:07:01,350
>> OH, DON'T BE.
1924
01:07:01,350 --> 01:07:03,819
ROZ IS FABULOUS. SHE'S THE BEST.
1925
01:07:03,819 --> 01:07:04,820
>> OF COURSE I AM.
1926
01:07:04,820 --> 01:07:06,221
THE SHOW WILL BE EQUALLY AS
1927
01:07:06,221 --> 01:07:06,855
FABULOUS.
1928
01:07:06,855 --> 01:07:08,390
>> AND YOU DON'T THINK THERE'S
1929
01:07:08,390 --> 01:07:09,892
GONNA BE A PROBLEM GETTING AN
1930
01:07:09,892 --> 01:07:11,293
ADDITIONAL PROOF FOR FRIDAY?
1931
01:07:11,293 --> 01:07:12,027
IT'S A GIFT.
1932
01:07:12,027 --> 01:07:13,395
>> MAYBE LATER IN THE DAY?
1933
01:07:13,395 --> 01:07:14,630
WHERE ARE YOU GONNA BE?
1934
01:07:14,630 --> 01:07:15,764
>> UH, I'LL TEXT YOU.
1935
01:07:15,764 --> 01:07:16,932
>> PERFECT.
1936
01:07:16,932 --> 01:07:19,902
>> ANDY, IT WAS A PLEASURE
1937
01:07:19,902 --> 01:07:21,236
MEETING YOU.
1938
01:07:21,236 --> 01:07:24,206
ZACK, NICE MEETING YOU.
1939
01:07:24,206 --> 01:07:26,775
>> IT WAS NICE TO MEET YOU, TOO.
1940
01:07:26,775 --> 01:07:30,579
>> SO? WHAT DO YOU THINK?
1941
01:07:30,579 --> 01:07:31,380
>> I GOT TO GO.
1942
01:07:31,380 --> 01:07:32,748
IT'S MY TURN TO PICK UP SNACKS
1943
01:07:32,748 --> 01:07:33,582
FOR THE MEETING.
1944
01:07:33,582 --> 01:07:34,750
OH, DID YOU WANT TO COME?
1945
01:07:34,750 --> 01:07:36,151
>> NO, I'M GONNA HANG BACK AND
1946
01:07:36,151 --> 01:07:37,219
WATCH ANDERSON COOPER.
1947
01:07:37,219 --> 01:07:38,654
>> WOULD YOU MIND WALKING BEAN?
1948
01:07:38,654 --> 01:07:39,388
>> NO PROBLEM.
1949
01:07:39,388 --> 01:07:40,155
>> I LOVE YOU.
1950
01:07:40,155 --> 01:07:42,391
>> LOVE YOU MORE.
1951
01:07:42,391 --> 01:07:43,759
>> CAN'T YOU JUST COME IN WITH
1952
01:07:43,759 --> 01:07:44,760
ME FOR JUST A MINUTE?
1953
01:07:44,760 --> 01:07:46,194
>> I TOLD YOU I'D WALK YOU HERE.
1954
01:07:46,194 --> 01:07:46,862
>> [ SIGHS ]
1955
01:07:46,862 --> 01:07:48,063
>> NO, I GOT PLANS, ELISE.
1956
01:07:48,063 --> 01:07:48,597
GO ON IN.
1957
01:07:48,597 --> 01:07:49,731
NOBODY'S GONNA BITE YOU.
1958
01:07:49,731 --> 01:07:50,565
>> OH, MY GOD.
1959
01:07:50,565 --> 01:07:51,934
ALL RIGHT, I CAN'T DO THIS.
1960
01:07:51,934 --> 01:07:53,268
I-I AM GONNA REALLY HAVE A
1961
01:07:53,268 --> 01:07:54,736
NERVOUS BREAKDOWN RIGHT HERE,
1962
01:07:54,736 --> 01:07:55,370
RIGHT NOW.
1963
01:07:55,370 --> 01:07:56,972
[ BREATHES DEEPLY ]
1964
01:07:56,972 --> 01:07:58,640
>> HI. UH, MY NAME'S ANDY.
1965
01:07:58,640 --> 01:07:59,441
CAN I HELP?
1966
01:07:59,441 --> 01:08:00,075
>> YES.
1967
01:08:00,075 --> 01:08:00,609
>> NO.
1968
01:08:00,609 --> 01:08:02,311
>> MY FRIEND HERE -- SHE'S A
1969
01:08:02,311 --> 01:08:03,512
LITTLE NERVOUS, YOU KNOW?
1970
01:08:03,512 --> 01:08:04,947
>> WELL, THERE'S NOTHING TO BE
1971
01:08:04,947 --> 01:08:05,714
NERVOUS ABOUT.
1972
01:08:05,714 --> 01:08:06,148
>> NO.
1973
01:08:06,148 --> 01:08:07,149
>> WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
1974
01:08:07,149 --> 01:08:08,784
>> UH...MARY.
1975
01:08:08,784 --> 01:08:12,454
>> [ CHUCKLES ] SHE'S ALL YOURS.
1976
01:08:12,454 --> 01:08:13,989
>> UH, SO, MARY, CAN I SHOW YOU
1977
01:08:13,989 --> 01:08:14,356
IN?
1978
01:08:14,356 --> 01:08:15,691
>> UH, YOU KNOW SOMETHING?
1979
01:08:15,691 --> 01:08:16,992
I-I DON'T THINK I'M -- I'M
1980
01:08:16,992 --> 01:08:18,126
REALLY READY FOR THIS.
1981
01:08:18,126 --> 01:08:19,728
I THINK I'LL JUST COME BACK NEXT
1982
01:08:19,728 --> 01:08:20,162
WEEK.
1983
01:08:20,162 --> 01:08:21,530
>> YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO IN.
1984
01:08:21,530 --> 01:08:23,465
WE COULD JUST SIT ON THE STEP
1985
01:08:23,465 --> 01:08:26,268
HERE AND CHAT FOR A WHILE, OKAY?
1986
01:08:26,268 --> 01:08:28,337
>> WELL, I-I-I CAN'T STAY LONG.
1987
01:08:28,337 --> 01:08:29,838
>> THAT'S OKAY.
1988
01:08:33,175 --> 01:08:35,010
>> THANK YOU.
1989
01:08:41,917 --> 01:08:44,720
IT'S MY SON...
1990
01:08:44,720 --> 01:08:46,588
ROBERT.
1991
01:08:46,588 --> 01:08:49,524
>> OKAY.
1992
01:08:49,524 --> 01:08:50,625
>> WELL, HE'S ALWAYS BEEN
1993
01:08:50,625 --> 01:08:51,193
DIFFERENT.
1994
01:08:51,193 --> 01:08:54,363
HE'S SWEET AND KIND AND GENTLE.
1995
01:08:54,363 --> 01:08:57,833
AND CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S MINE.
1996
01:08:57,833 --> 01:08:59,601
I GUESS I'VE ALWAYS SUSPECTED
1997
01:08:59,601 --> 01:09:01,403
THAT HE WAS...
1998
01:09:01,403 --> 01:09:04,172
YOU KNOW...
1999
01:09:04,172 --> 01:09:05,741
>> GAY?
2000
01:09:05,741 --> 01:09:07,776
>> I FEAR SO.
2001
01:09:07,776 --> 01:09:09,378
>> HAVE YOU EVER DISCUSSED THIS
2002
01:09:09,378 --> 01:09:10,012
WITH HIM?
2003
01:09:10,012 --> 01:09:10,712
>> GOD NO.
2004
01:09:10,712 --> 01:09:11,913
I COULD NEVER DO THAT.
2005
01:09:11,913 --> 01:09:13,448
>> WELL, HAS HE EVER TOLD YOU
2006
01:09:13,448 --> 01:09:14,282
THAT HE'S GAY?
2007
01:09:14,282 --> 01:09:15,684
>> NO. HE DOESN'T HAVE TO.
2008
01:09:15,684 --> 01:09:18,520
A MOTHER CAN SENSE THESE THINGS.
2009
01:09:18,520 --> 01:09:20,088
>> WELL, I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
2010
01:09:20,088 --> 01:09:21,490
IT'S A GOOD PLACE TO START.
2011
01:09:21,490 --> 01:09:22,024
>> MM.
2012
01:09:22,024 --> 01:09:23,692
>> I WANT TO ACKNOWLEDGE YOU FOR
2013
01:09:23,692 --> 01:09:24,960
THAT.
2014
01:09:24,960 --> 01:09:26,628
>> I GUESS I'M NEVER GONNA HAVE
2015
01:09:26,628 --> 01:09:27,529
GRANDCHILDREN.
2016
01:09:27,529 --> 01:09:28,363
>> HEY, MARY.
2017
01:09:28,363 --> 01:09:29,464
DON'T YOU LOOK HOT.
2018
01:09:29,464 --> 01:09:31,333
>> [ CHUCKLES ] HI, TED.
2019
01:09:33,268 --> 01:09:34,336
IT'S NOT YOU.
2020
01:09:34,336 --> 01:09:35,904
>> OH, NO. OF COURSE.
2021
01:09:35,904 --> 01:09:37,572
I-I DIDN'T THINK THAT ANYONE
2022
01:09:37,572 --> 01:09:39,207
HERE WOULD CONSIDER ME HOT.
2023
01:09:39,207 --> 01:09:40,075
[ CHUCKLES ]
2024
01:09:40,075 --> 01:09:41,109
I MEAN, DO YOU?
2025
01:09:41,109 --> 01:09:42,210
>> WELL, NO.
2026
01:09:42,210 --> 01:09:44,112
I-I THINK YOU'RE LOVELY.
2027
01:09:44,112 --> 01:09:46,048
LET'S GET BACK TO ROBERT.
2028
01:09:46,048 --> 01:09:46,848
>> WHO?
2029
01:09:46,848 --> 01:09:47,949
>> YOUR SON.
2030
01:09:47,949 --> 01:09:49,985
>> OH, YES, YES, ROBERT. YES.
2031
01:09:49,985 --> 01:09:52,220
>> MARY, THE FACT THAT ROBERT IS
2032
01:09:52,220 --> 01:09:56,291
GAY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU.
2033
01:09:56,291 --> 01:09:58,927
IT'S NOT ANYTHING YOU DID.
2034
01:09:58,927 --> 01:10:00,429
IT'S SIMPLY THE WAY HE IS.
2035
01:10:00,429 --> 01:10:02,264
>> YEAH, BUT I FIND THAT SO VERY
2036
01:10:02,264 --> 01:10:03,999
HARD TO -- TO BELIEVE, BECAUSE,
2037
01:10:03,999 --> 01:10:05,767
YOU SEE, WE NEVER HAD ANY OF...
2038
01:10:05,767 --> 01:10:08,503
YOUR KIND IN OUR FAMILY --
2039
01:10:08,503 --> 01:10:09,104
NEVER.
2040
01:10:09,104 --> 01:10:10,972
>> YOU CAN'T EVEN SAY IT, CAN
2041
01:10:10,972 --> 01:10:11,473
YOU?
2042
01:10:11,473 --> 01:10:13,108
>> WELL, OF COURSE I CAN.
2043
01:10:13,108 --> 01:10:14,209
>> THEN SAY IT?
2044
01:10:14,209 --> 01:10:15,911
>> BUT THIS IS JUST SILLY.
2045
01:10:15,911 --> 01:10:16,745
>> SAY IT.
2046
01:10:16,745 --> 01:10:18,380
>> ALL RIGHT. G-A-Y. GAY.
2047
01:10:18,380 --> 01:10:20,015
ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?
2048
01:10:20,015 --> 01:10:21,516
>> I'M OVERJOYED.
2049
01:10:21,516 --> 01:10:23,852
MARY, IT'S IMPORTANT THAT YOU
2050
01:10:23,852 --> 01:10:25,620
KNOW THAT YOU ARE NOT
2051
01:10:25,620 --> 01:10:28,457
RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY OF THIS.
2052
01:10:28,457 --> 01:10:29,257
>> REALLY?
2053
01:10:29,257 --> 01:10:31,093
YOU REALLY DON'T THINK THIS IS
2054
01:10:31,093 --> 01:10:31,860
MY FAULT?
2055
01:10:31,860 --> 01:10:33,562
>> TELL ME SOME OF ROBERT'S
2056
01:10:33,562 --> 01:10:35,030
SHORTCOMINGS.
2057
01:10:35,030 --> 01:10:37,299
>> WELL, UM...
2058
01:10:37,299 --> 01:10:39,801
HE DOESN'T CALL ME, LIKE, HARDLY
2059
01:10:39,801 --> 01:10:40,435
EVER.
2060
01:10:40,435 --> 01:10:41,203
>> MM.
2061
01:10:41,203 --> 01:10:43,205
>> AND HE IS NOT RESPECTFUL.
2062
01:10:43,205 --> 01:10:45,173
>> NOW, THAT -- THAT IS YOUR
2063
01:10:45,173 --> 01:10:45,841
FAULT.
2064
01:10:45,841 --> 01:10:48,009
>> THAT'S NOT A VERY NICE THING
2065
01:10:48,009 --> 01:10:49,111
TO SAY.
2066
01:10:49,111 --> 01:10:51,012
>> WELL, I'M NOT BEING NICE.
2067
01:10:51,012 --> 01:10:51,880
I'M BEING HONEST.
2068
01:10:51,880 --> 01:10:53,181
ISN'T THAT WHY YOU'RE HERE?
2069
01:10:53,181 --> 01:10:54,583
>> SEE, NOW, THAT CLEVER THING
2070
01:10:54,583 --> 01:10:56,017
THAT YOU'RE DOING RIGHT NOW --
2071
01:10:56,017 --> 01:10:57,385
THAT SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE HIM,
2072
01:10:57,385 --> 01:10:58,820
AND THAT REALLY PISSES ME OFF.
2073
01:10:58,820 --> 01:10:59,621
>> [ LAUGHS ]
2074
01:10:59,621 --> 01:11:01,056
>> IT DOES. IT'S SMART-ASS.
2075
01:11:02,424 --> 01:11:03,725
>> [ Laughing ] I'M SORRY.
2076
01:11:03,725 --> 01:11:05,260
I WOULD HAVE HAD YOU PEGGED AT
2077
01:11:05,260 --> 01:11:05,827
50, MAX.
2078
01:11:05,827 --> 01:11:06,628
>> NO, NO, NO.
2079
01:11:06,628 --> 01:11:07,762
IT'S TRUE. IT'S TRUE.
2080
01:11:07,762 --> 01:11:09,331
I'M TELLING YOU -- IT IS BOTOX.
2081
01:11:09,331 --> 01:11:10,365
IT IS UNBELIEVABLE.
2082
01:11:10,365 --> 01:11:11,766
I-I -- IT'S LIKE A MIRACLE.
2083
01:11:11,766 --> 01:11:13,235
AND YOU ONLY HAVE TO DO IT IN
2084
01:11:13,235 --> 01:11:14,803
THREE LITTLE PLACES, LIKE HERE,
2085
01:11:14,803 --> 01:11:15,770
HERE, AND HERE.
2086
01:11:15,770 --> 01:11:17,372
AND YOU JUST GET THIS KIND OF
2087
01:11:17,372 --> 01:11:18,440
HAPPY, RELAXED --
2088
01:11:18,440 --> 01:11:19,307
>> [ LAUGHS ]
2089
01:11:19,307 --> 01:11:19,908
>> WHAT?
2090
01:11:19,908 --> 01:11:21,610
>> YOU LOOK LIKE CONNIE CHUNG.
2091
01:11:21,610 --> 01:11:23,311
>> WELL, SHE'S VERY ATTRACTIVE.
2092
01:11:23,311 --> 01:11:24,513
BUT THIS IS A SLIGHT
2093
01:11:24,513 --> 01:11:25,347
EXAGGERATION.
2094
01:11:25,347 --> 01:11:27,048
I'M TELLING YOU -- SOMEDAY, YOU
2095
01:11:27,048 --> 01:11:28,783
ARE GONNA BE SAYING, "THANK YOU
2096
01:11:28,783 --> 01:11:31,686
SO MUCH...MARY, FOR THAT LITTLE
2097
01:11:31,686 --> 01:11:33,955
TIP."
2098
01:11:33,955 --> 01:11:34,656
>> OH, WOW.
2099
01:11:34,656 --> 01:11:36,057
THE MEETING'S ALMOST OVER.
2100
01:11:36,057 --> 01:11:36,558
>> OH.
2101
01:11:36,558 --> 01:11:37,025
>> OH.
2102
01:11:37,025 --> 01:11:38,693
>> OH, LOOK, I-I'M SURE THAT YOU
2103
01:11:38,693 --> 01:11:39,928
THINK THAT I'M TERRIBLY
2104
01:11:39,928 --> 01:11:41,463
OLD-FASHIONED IN MY THINKING.
2105
01:11:41,463 --> 01:11:43,298
AND YOU WERE SO SWEET TO SIT
2106
01:11:43,298 --> 01:11:45,233
HERE AND TALK TO ME ALL NIGHT.
2107
01:11:45,233 --> 01:11:46,601
IT REALLY HELPED ME.
2108
01:11:46,601 --> 01:11:48,436
>> I'M GLAD.
2109
01:11:48,436 --> 01:11:50,105
AND IF I'M HONEST, I REALLY
2110
01:11:50,105 --> 01:11:51,940
ENJOYED TALKING WITH YOU, TOO.
2111
01:11:51,940 --> 01:11:53,441
>> OH, I'M SO GLAD.
2112
01:11:53,441 --> 01:11:55,644
>> SO, HEY, WE HAVE -- DO THIS
2113
01:11:55,644 --> 01:11:56,978
AGAIN NEXT WEEK?
2114
01:11:56,978 --> 01:11:59,181
>> IT IS A DATE.
2115
01:12:03,752 --> 01:12:05,654
>> GOOD MORNING.
2116
01:12:05,654 --> 01:12:07,956
>> OH. YOU'RE EARLY.
2117
01:12:07,956 --> 01:12:11,893
>> OH, WELL, ROZ WALKS BEAN ON
2118
01:12:11,893 --> 01:12:13,495
TUESDAY NIGHTS -- YOU KNOW,
2119
01:12:13,495 --> 01:12:14,029
PFLAG.
2120
01:12:14,029 --> 01:12:15,730
SO HE WAS A LITTLE ANTSY THIS
2121
01:12:15,730 --> 01:12:16,398
MORNING.
2122
01:12:16,398 --> 01:12:18,200
OH, BUT I WOULDN'T SAY ANYTHING
2123
01:12:18,200 --> 01:12:18,800
TO HER.
2124
01:12:18,800 --> 01:12:20,602
SHE'S GOT SO MUCH ON HER PLATE,
2125
01:12:20,602 --> 01:12:21,937
WITH THE SHOW AND ALL.
2126
01:12:21,937 --> 01:12:23,471
>> HOW'S THAT COMING ALONG?
2127
01:12:23,471 --> 01:12:25,273
>> I WAS AT THE SPACE YESTERDAY.
2128
01:12:25,273 --> 01:12:26,775
IT LOOKS REALLY GOOD. YEAH.
2129
01:12:26,775 --> 01:12:27,842
I MET THE ARTIST.
2130
01:12:27,842 --> 01:12:28,910
HE'S A CUTE KID.
2131
01:12:28,910 --> 01:12:30,645
I THINK IT'S GONNA BE A REALLY
2132
01:12:30,645 --> 01:12:31,780
SUCCESSFUL SHOW.
2133
01:12:36,718 --> 01:12:38,420
I KNOW YOU KNOW THE BUILDING,
2134
01:12:38,420 --> 01:12:40,655
BUT I WROTE DOWN MY APARTMENT
2135
01:12:40,655 --> 01:12:42,991
NUMBER AND MY PHONE NUMBER, YOU
2136
01:12:42,991 --> 01:12:44,693
KNOW, JUST IN CASE OF
2137
01:12:44,693 --> 01:12:46,027
EMERGENCIES.
2138
01:12:46,027 --> 01:12:47,896
>> 7:00 P.M.?
2139
01:12:47,896 --> 01:12:50,966
>> 7:00 IT IS. I GOT TO GO.
2140
01:12:52,634 --> 01:12:53,835
TOMORROW.
2141
01:12:53,835 --> 01:12:55,337
>> TOMORROW.
2142
01:13:01,109 --> 01:13:03,245
>> COME ON, BEAN.
2143
01:13:07,882 --> 01:13:11,286
[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
2144
01:13:11,286 --> 01:13:13,021
>> WELL, HELLO, ELISE, DEAR.
2145
01:13:13,021 --> 01:13:14,789
>> Oh. You didn't look at the
2146
01:13:14,789 --> 01:13:16,491
phone and say, "Uh-oh, it's
2147
01:13:16,491 --> 01:13:17,058
Elise.
2148
01:13:17,058 --> 01:13:18,059
Don't answer."
2149
01:13:18,059 --> 01:13:20,095
>> NOPE, NOT THIS TIME.
2150
01:13:20,095 --> 01:13:23,999
>> PAULIE, I REALLY MISS YOU.
2151
01:13:23,999 --> 01:13:25,800
GOD, SO MUCH IS GOING ON RIGHT
2152
01:13:25,800 --> 01:13:26,268
NOW.
2153
01:13:26,268 --> 01:13:28,203
I-I know that I always say that,
2154
01:13:28,203 --> 01:13:31,006
but -- but this is just...
2155
01:13:31,006 --> 01:13:32,874
IT'S A VERY EMOTIONAL TIME FOR
2156
01:13:32,874 --> 01:13:34,009
ME.
2157
01:13:34,009 --> 01:13:38,413
BUT, UM...I THINK THAT I'M
2158
01:13:38,413 --> 01:13:40,348
FINALLY STARTING TO COME TO
2159
01:13:40,348 --> 01:13:41,716
TERMS WITH MY SON.
2160
01:13:41,716 --> 01:13:43,752
And I want to tell him on his
2161
01:13:43,752 --> 01:13:44,619
birthday.
2162
01:13:44,619 --> 01:13:46,554
LOOK, I'M NOT SAYING THAT I
2163
01:13:46,554 --> 01:13:48,623
APPROVE OF ANY OF THIS, BUT...
2164
01:13:48,623 --> 01:13:50,725
WELL, I'M TRYING TO ACCEPT HIM
2165
01:13:50,725 --> 01:13:51,860
FOR WHO HE IS.
2166
01:13:51,860 --> 01:13:53,762
I MEAN, THAT'S ALL I CAN DO
2167
01:13:53,762 --> 01:13:55,263
RIGHT NOW, RIGHT?
2168
01:13:55,263 --> 01:13:57,065
>> EVEN AS AN ARTIST?
2169
01:13:57,065 --> 01:13:59,601
>> THAT TOO.
2170
01:13:59,601 --> 01:14:01,603
PAULIE, I...
2171
01:14:01,603 --> 01:14:04,539
I DON'T WANT TO LOSE BRIAN.
2172
01:14:04,539 --> 01:14:06,274
And I'm riding on some advice
2173
01:14:06,274 --> 01:14:07,809
right now that I think is
2174
01:14:07,809 --> 01:14:08,810
probably right.
2175
01:14:08,810 --> 01:14:10,945
YOU KNOW, AS MUCH AS I WANT TO,
2176
01:14:10,945 --> 01:14:12,681
I CANNOT CHANGE THE BOY.
2177
01:14:12,681 --> 01:14:14,416
I MEAN, HE IS WHO HE IS.
2178
01:14:14,416 --> 01:14:16,318
>> I'M PROUD OF YOU, ELISE.
2179
01:14:16,318 --> 01:14:18,219
THAT'S A WONDERFUL BIRTHDAY
2180
01:14:18,219 --> 01:14:18,720
GIFT.
2181
01:14:18,720 --> 01:14:20,388
>> OKAY, I'M HAVING A NERVOUS
2182
01:14:20,388 --> 01:14:22,090
BREAKDOWN JUST THINKING ABOUT
2183
01:14:22,090 --> 01:14:22,490
IT.
2184
01:14:22,490 --> 01:14:24,693
>> THEN DON'T THINK ABOUT IT.
2185
01:14:24,693 --> 01:14:25,894
He's your son.
2186
01:14:25,894 --> 01:14:28,096
You'll understand each other.
2187
01:14:28,096 --> 01:14:32,267
>> I HOPE SO. WE NEVER HAVE.
2188
01:14:32,267 --> 01:14:36,171
BUT OKAY. OKAY, PAULIE.
2189
01:14:36,171 --> 01:14:38,073
SO, I'LL SEE YOU SATURDAY?
2190
01:14:38,073 --> 01:14:40,675
>> YEP. I'LL SEE YOU THEN.
2191
01:14:40,675 --> 01:14:42,243
GOODBYE, SIS.
2192
01:14:42,243 --> 01:14:43,144
>> NIGHT.
2193
01:14:46,448 --> 01:14:49,050
[ BEEP ]
2194
01:14:49,050 --> 01:14:50,985
[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
2195
01:14:50,985 --> 01:14:53,655
>> ♪ GOOD THINGS DON'T ALWAYS
2196
01:14:53,655 --> 01:14:58,626
COME KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR ♪
2197
01:14:58,626 --> 01:15:01,496
♪ GOOD THINGS COME TO THOSE WHO
2198
01:15:01,496 --> 01:15:04,399
WANT TO SHARE IT WITH THAT
2199
01:15:04,399 --> 01:15:06,468
SOMEONE ♪
2200
01:15:06,468 --> 01:15:08,303
♪ DON'T YOU
2201
01:15:08,303 --> 01:15:10,205
♪ DON'T YOU
2202
01:15:10,205 --> 01:15:13,908
♪ WANT TO COME ALONG?
2203
01:15:13,908 --> 01:15:16,077
♪ ONE DAY
2204
01:15:16,077 --> 01:15:17,579
♪ ONE DAY
2205
01:15:17,579 --> 01:15:19,614
♪ IT'S HERE, AND ANOTHER,
2206
01:15:19,614 --> 01:15:21,182
IT'S GONE ♪
2207
01:15:21,182 --> 01:15:25,019
♪ NO-NO-NO-NO, NO-NO, NO-NO
2208
01:15:25,019 --> 01:15:29,090
♪ NO-NO-NO-NO, NO-NO, NO-NO
2209
01:15:29,090 --> 01:15:30,825
♪ COME ALONG, COME ALONG
2210
01:15:30,825 --> 01:15:32,961
♪ COME ALONG, COME ALONG
2211
01:15:32,961 --> 01:15:34,763
♪ COME ALONG, COME ALONG
2212
01:15:34,763 --> 01:15:37,599
♪ COME ALONG, COME ALONG
2213
01:15:40,502 --> 01:15:42,637
♪ 'CAUSE I BELIEVE
2214
01:15:42,637 --> 01:15:44,806
♪ I KNOW I WILL FIND IT
2215
01:15:44,806 --> 01:15:46,541
♪ ALL I NEED
2216
01:15:46,541 --> 01:15:48,810
♪ IS WRITTEN WITHIN ME
2217
01:15:48,810 --> 01:15:50,745
♪ I WAS ONLY ASKING IF YOU'D
2218
01:15:50,745 --> 01:15:52,113
RIDE WITH ME ♪
2219
01:15:52,113 --> 01:15:53,448
♪ THROUGH THIS THING CALLED
2220
01:15:53,448 --> 01:15:56,184
LIFE ♪
2221
01:15:56,184 --> 01:15:58,353
♪ 'CAUSE I BELIEVE
2222
01:15:58,353 --> 01:16:00,588
♪ I KNOW I WILL FIND IT
2223
01:16:00,588 --> 01:16:02,257
♪ ALL I NEED
2224
01:16:02,257 --> 01:16:04,592
♪ IS WRITTEN WITHIN ME
2225
01:16:04,592 --> 01:16:06,528
♪ I WAS ONLY ASKING IF YOU'D
2226
01:16:06,528 --> 01:16:07,996
RIDE WITH ME ♪
2227
01:16:07,996 --> 01:16:09,230
♪ THROUGH THIS THING CALLED
2228
01:16:09,230 --> 01:16:12,434
LIFE ♪
2229
01:16:12,434 --> 01:16:14,402
♪ I WAS ONLY ASKING IF YOU'D
2230
01:16:14,402 --> 01:16:15,737
RIDE WITH ME ♪
2231
01:16:15,737 --> 01:16:17,138
♪ THROUGH THIS THING CALLED
2232
01:16:17,138 --> 01:16:18,973
LIFE ♪
2233
01:16:18,973 --> 01:16:23,178
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
2234
01:16:23,178 --> 01:16:25,146
>> WHO IS IT, BEAN? COME ON.
2235
01:16:27,782 --> 01:16:28,817
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
2236
01:16:28,817 --> 01:16:30,285
>> YOU'RE RIGHT ON TIME.
2237
01:16:30,285 --> 01:16:31,719
>> SEE? NO EMERGENCIES.
2238
01:16:31,719 --> 01:16:33,188
>> HEY. SAY "HEY," BEAN.
2239
01:16:33,188 --> 01:16:34,255
[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]
2240
01:16:34,255 --> 01:16:35,890
WELL, I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
2241
01:16:35,890 --> 01:16:37,125
COME IN.
2242
01:16:37,125 --> 01:16:38,760
>> THANKS.
2243
01:16:43,631 --> 01:16:46,167
THIS IS LOVELY.
2244
01:16:46,167 --> 01:16:47,769
DID YOU DECORATE YOURSELF?
2245
01:16:47,769 --> 01:16:48,803
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
2246
01:16:48,803 --> 01:16:50,638
CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF, NOT
2247
01:16:50,638 --> 01:16:52,273
ALL GAY MEN ARE DECORATORS.
2248
01:16:52,273 --> 01:16:53,107
I HAD HELP.
2249
01:16:53,107 --> 01:16:55,977
ROZ HAS FABULOUS TASTE.
2250
01:16:55,977 --> 01:16:58,246
>> IT'S A NICE JOB.
2251
01:16:58,246 --> 01:17:01,149
IT'S WARM...LIKE YOU.
2252
01:17:03,685 --> 01:17:05,353
>> UH, I WAS THINKING WE COULD
2253
01:17:05,353 --> 01:17:07,055
SIT HERE IN THE LIVING ROOM AND
2254
01:17:07,055 --> 01:17:08,823
HAVE SOME WINE AND JUST CHAT FOR
2255
01:17:08,823 --> 01:17:09,424
A WHILE.
2256
01:17:09,424 --> 01:17:10,225
IS RED OKAY?
2257
01:17:10,225 --> 01:17:10,992
>> PERFECT.
2258
01:17:10,992 --> 01:17:12,861
>> ALL RIGHT.
2259
01:17:43,958 --> 01:17:45,593
>> THANK YOU.
2260
01:17:49,864 --> 01:17:52,233
>> TO FRIENDS.
2261
01:17:52,233 --> 01:17:54,369
>> TO
NEW
{end-italic} FRIENDS.
2262
01:18:00,642 --> 01:18:03,444
IT'S A VERY NICE MERLOT.
2263
01:18:03,444 --> 01:18:04,445
>> THANK YOU.
2264
01:18:04,445 --> 01:18:05,480
>> [ SNIFFS ]
2265
01:18:05,480 --> 01:18:08,182
CALIFORNIA?
2266
01:18:08,182 --> 01:18:10,151
>> YES.
2267
01:18:10,151 --> 01:18:12,320
>> 1998?
2268
01:18:15,189 --> 01:18:20,128
>> OKAY, NOW, THAT'S JUST SCARY.
2269
01:18:20,128 --> 01:18:21,829
>> I WOULD MATANZAS CREEK AND
2270
01:18:21,829 --> 01:18:23,698
LET YOU THINK I'M A CONNOISSEUR,
2271
01:18:23,698 --> 01:18:25,266
BUT TRUTHFULLY, I KNOW THE
2272
01:18:25,266 --> 01:18:27,502
LABEL.
2273
01:18:27,502 --> 01:18:29,170
>> WELL, IF YOU KNEW FROM THE
2274
01:18:29,170 --> 01:18:30,972
BACK OF THE LABEL, IN MY WORLD,
2275
01:18:30,972 --> 01:18:32,340
YOU ARE A CONNOISSEUR.
2276
01:18:32,340 --> 01:18:34,409
>> [ LAUGHS ]
2277
01:18:34,409 --> 01:18:35,977
>> DID YOU HAVE A NICE DAY?
2278
01:18:35,977 --> 01:18:36,644
>> I DID.
2279
01:18:36,644 --> 01:18:38,313
UM, MY HOUSEKEEPER AND I ARE
2280
01:18:38,313 --> 01:18:39,847
PREPARING FOR MY NEPHEW'S
2281
01:18:39,847 --> 01:18:40,915
BIRTHDAY BRUNCH.
2282
01:18:40,915 --> 01:18:42,784
IT'S KIND OF A FAMILY TRADITION.
2283
01:18:42,784 --> 01:18:44,752
>> OH, THAT'S SWEET.
2284
01:18:46,588 --> 01:18:48,323
>> HE IS A LITTLE NERVOUS ABOUT
2285
01:18:48,323 --> 01:18:49,791
SEEING HIS MOTHER, THOUGH.
2286
01:18:49,791 --> 01:18:53,328
>> UH-HUH. YOUR SISTER, ELISE.
2287
01:18:53,328 --> 01:18:55,363
>> SHE'S NOT A BAD PERSON,
2288
01:18:55,363 --> 01:18:57,398
REALLY.
2289
01:18:57,398 --> 01:19:00,969
SHE'S JUST VERY CONSERVATIVE.
2290
01:19:00,969 --> 01:19:02,937
SOCIALLY ASTUTE.
2291
01:19:02,937 --> 01:19:05,039
>> UH, YOU MEAN UPTIGHT?
2292
01:19:05,039 --> 01:19:07,041
>> MM. YES, I SUPPOSE.
2293
01:19:07,041 --> 01:19:08,042
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
2294
01:19:08,042 --> 01:19:09,510
>> THOUGH I HAD A STRANGE
2295
01:19:09,510 --> 01:19:11,713
CONVERSATION WITH HER YESTERDAY.
2296
01:19:11,713 --> 01:19:13,581
IT SEEMS LIKE SHE'S FINALLY
2297
01:19:13,581 --> 01:19:15,617
WILLING TO ACCEPT THAT HER SON
2298
01:19:15,617 --> 01:19:17,585
IS NEVER, EVER GOING TO BE A
2299
01:19:17,585 --> 01:19:19,153
LAWYER.
2300
01:19:19,153 --> 01:19:21,489
HE'S NOTHING LIKE HER AT ALL.
2301
01:19:21,489 --> 01:19:25,793
>> WELL...THAT'S BIG OF HER.
2302
01:19:25,793 --> 01:19:28,796
>> YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
2303
01:19:28,796 --> 01:19:29,731
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
2304
01:19:29,731 --> 01:19:30,531
>> [ LAUGHS ]
2305
01:19:30,531 --> 01:19:31,699
>> A WORD OF WARNING.
2306
01:19:31,699 --> 01:19:32,300
>> HMM?
2307
01:19:32,300 --> 01:19:33,968
>> I ACTUALLY LEFT THE, UH...
2308
01:19:33,968 --> 01:19:34,836
>> [ LAUGHS ]
2309
01:19:34,836 --> 01:19:36,270
>> THINGS GOT A LITTLE...
2310
01:19:36,270 --> 01:19:37,138
>> [ LAUGHS ]
2311
01:19:37,138 --> 01:19:38,606
THINGS GOT A LITTLE TENSE.
2312
01:19:38,606 --> 01:19:40,942
>> MM-HMM.
2313
01:19:40,942 --> 01:19:41,976
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
2314
01:19:41,976 --> 01:19:43,511
>> ARE YOU LIKING THE --
2315
01:19:43,511 --> 01:19:45,313
>> THIS IS MY SECOND COURSE,
2316
01:19:45,313 --> 01:19:46,881
AND, YES, I'M LOVING IT.
2317
01:19:46,881 --> 01:19:47,782
>> ...STORY.
2318
01:19:47,782 --> 01:19:49,717
>> IT'S DEFINITELY A BAD STORY.
2319
01:19:49,717 --> 01:19:51,552
>> AMAZING. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU
2320
01:19:51,552 --> 01:19:53,121
HAD THAT MUCH TO EAT TONIGHT.
2321
01:19:53,121 --> 01:19:53,955
>> [ LAUGHS ]
2322
01:19:53,955 --> 01:19:55,089
>> GREAT FIRST DATE.
2323
01:19:55,089 --> 01:19:55,890
I WON'T LIE.
2324
01:19:55,890 --> 01:19:57,358
>> YEAH? JUST LIKE REHAB AND
2325
01:19:57,358 --> 01:19:58,092
PREGNANCY.
2326
01:19:58,092 --> 01:19:59,661
>> WELL, ON DAY TWO, I'LL TELL
2327
01:19:59,661 --> 01:20:01,329
YOU ABOUT MY REHAB, AND THAT'LL
2328
01:20:01,329 --> 01:20:03,297
BE FUN.
2329
01:20:05,767 --> 01:20:09,303
I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
2330
01:20:09,303 --> 01:20:11,606
>> SO AM I.
2331
01:21:03,758 --> 01:21:06,360
CAN WE GO TO THE BEDROOM?
2332
01:21:10,698 --> 01:21:12,734
>> ARE YOU READY FOR THAT?
2333
01:21:14,869 --> 01:21:16,804
>> I DON'T KNOW.
2334
01:21:20,174 --> 01:21:22,777
BUT I'VE BEEN STUDYING.
2335
01:21:55,643 --> 01:21:56,210
>> HEY.
2336
01:21:56,210 --> 01:21:57,011
>> OH, HEY.
2337
01:21:57,011 --> 01:21:58,412
>> WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
2338
01:21:58,412 --> 01:22:00,848
>> OH, I-I'VE GOT TO GET HOME.
2339
01:22:00,848 --> 01:22:02,116
I'LL SEE YOU AT THE PARK, ALL
2340
01:22:02,116 --> 01:22:02,617
RIGHT?
2341
01:22:02,617 --> 01:22:03,518
>> I'LL LET YOU OUT.
2342
01:22:03,518 --> 01:22:04,452
>> NO, NO, NO.
2343
01:22:04,452 --> 01:22:05,653
I'LL LET MYSELF OUT.
2344
01:22:05,653 --> 01:22:08,422
JUST GO BACK TO SLEEP.
2345
01:22:23,638 --> 01:22:26,107
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
2346
01:22:31,245 --> 01:22:33,014
[ SIGHS ]
2347
01:22:38,152 --> 01:22:39,954
[ SIGHS ]
2348
01:22:46,494 --> 01:22:47,962
>> HEY, THERE, COWBOY.
2349
01:22:47,962 --> 01:22:48,963
>> HEY -- UH.
2350
01:22:48,963 --> 01:22:50,298
PLEASE.
2351
01:22:50,298 --> 01:22:53,301
NOT IN PUBLIC.
2352
01:22:53,301 --> 01:22:55,770
>> I'M SORRY.
2353
01:22:55,770 --> 01:22:57,104
I DIDN'T MEAN TO BE FORWARD.
2354
01:22:57,104 --> 01:22:58,506
WAS THAT -- WAS THAT AWKWARD?
2355
01:22:58,506 --> 01:22:59,440
>> INDEED, IT WAS.
2356
01:22:59,440 --> 01:22:59,974
>> OKAY.
2357
01:22:59,974 --> 01:23:01,142
HEY, LOOK, YOU KNOW WHAT?
2358
01:23:01,142 --> 01:23:02,009
THERE'S NO RUSH.
2359
01:23:02,009 --> 01:23:03,077
WE CAN TAKE SOME TIME.
2360
01:23:03,077 --> 01:23:04,512
WE CAN LET THINGS SETTLE A BIT,
2361
01:23:04,512 --> 01:23:05,079
YOU KNOW?
2362
01:23:05,079 --> 01:23:07,248
>> LOOK, ANDY...
2363
01:23:07,248 --> 01:23:08,583
I'M NOT SURE THIS WAS SUCH A
2364
01:23:08,583 --> 01:23:11,752
GOOD IDEA.
2365
01:23:11,752 --> 01:23:14,355
>> OH, MY GOD.
2366
01:23:16,090 --> 01:23:17,658
SO IS THIS WHERE YOU TELL ME
2367
01:23:17,658 --> 01:23:19,126
THAT LAST NIGHT WAS ALL A
2368
01:23:19,126 --> 01:23:19,760
MISTAKE?
2369
01:23:19,760 --> 01:23:21,929
>> NO, NO. IT'S N--
2370
01:23:21,929 --> 01:23:23,264
IT'S NOT LIKE THAT AT ALL.
2371
01:23:23,264 --> 01:23:24,765
>> OKAY.
2372
01:23:24,765 --> 01:23:27,435
SO THEN...?
2373
01:23:27,435 --> 01:23:28,769
WHAT IS IT LIKE?
2374
01:23:28,769 --> 01:23:30,037
>> I DON'T KNOW.
2375
01:23:30,037 --> 01:23:31,138
[ STAMMERS ]
2376
01:23:31,138 --> 01:23:33,341
ANDY, I'M JUST -- I'M NOT SURE
2377
01:23:33,341 --> 01:23:34,609
ABOUT ALL THIS.
2378
01:23:34,609 --> 01:23:35,743
>> WELL, YOU DIDN'T SEEM TOO
2379
01:23:35,743 --> 01:23:36,978
UNSURE LAST NIGHT WHEN YOU WERE
2380
01:23:36,978 --> 01:23:37,545
FUCKING ME.
2381
01:23:37,545 --> 01:23:39,380
>> HEY. Shh!
2382
01:23:43,351 --> 01:23:47,188
ANDY, I-I'M SORRY.
2383
01:23:47,188 --> 01:23:50,324
I'M JUST NOT READY.
2384
01:23:50,324 --> 01:23:52,693
>> MM.
2385
01:23:52,693 --> 01:23:55,363
BUT YOU WERE...READY TO SEE WHAT
2386
01:23:55,363 --> 01:23:57,698
IT WAS LIKE?
2387
01:23:57,698 --> 01:23:59,433
AH, BUT NOW THAT YOU KNOW WHAT
2388
01:23:59,433 --> 01:24:01,068
IT'S LIKE, YOU'RE NOT READY TO
2389
01:24:01,068 --> 01:24:03,738
WHAT?
2390
01:24:03,738 --> 01:24:04,805
BE A FAG LIKE ME?
2391
01:24:04,805 --> 01:24:06,540
>> THAT'S A LITTLE HARSH, ANDY.
2392
01:24:06,540 --> 01:24:07,208
>> HARSH?
2393
01:24:07,208 --> 01:24:07,775
>> YES.
2394
01:24:07,775 --> 01:24:09,944
>> YOU USED ME.
2395
01:24:09,944 --> 01:24:11,946
AND NOW YOU'RE TREATING ME LIKE
2396
01:24:11,946 --> 01:24:13,781
I'M DISPOSABLE, LIKE A-A-A-A
2397
01:24:13,781 --> 01:24:14,548
T-TISSUE.
2398
01:24:14,548 --> 01:24:15,716
>> NO. NO.
2399
01:24:15,716 --> 01:24:16,984
I WOULD NEVER TREAT YOU LIKE
2400
01:24:16,984 --> 01:24:17,385
THAT.
2401
01:24:17,385 --> 01:24:18,819
>> WELL, IT CERTAINLY FEELS THAT
2402
01:24:18,819 --> 01:24:20,154
WAY.
2403
01:24:20,154 --> 01:24:22,790
PAUL, WE HAVE FUN.
2404
01:24:22,790 --> 01:24:26,627
WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
2405
01:24:26,627 --> 01:24:28,763
AND I WOULD SAY THAT WE
2406
01:24:28,763 --> 01:24:31,332
CERTAINLY HAVE QUITE A BIT OF
2407
01:24:31,332 --> 01:24:32,934
PASSION.
2408
01:24:34,669 --> 01:24:37,838
>> THAT'S TRUE.
2409
01:24:37,838 --> 01:24:40,308
>> SO, THEN WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
2410
01:24:44,979 --> 01:24:46,981
>> I'M NOT READY TO WEAR A
2411
01:24:46,981 --> 01:24:48,716
BASEBALL CAP.
2412
01:24:50,818 --> 01:24:53,955
OR KISS YOU IN PUBLIC, OKAY?
2413
01:24:59,961 --> 01:25:03,064
>> WELL, THEN, UH...AND THAT IS
2414
01:25:03,064 --> 01:25:05,866
A PROBLEM.
2415
01:25:05,866 --> 01:25:07,268
BECAUSE YOU DON'T GET TO PICK
2416
01:25:07,268 --> 01:25:08,669
AND CHOOSE THE PARTS OF THIS
2417
01:25:08,669 --> 01:25:10,204
RELATIONSHIP THAT DON'T MAKE YOU
2418
01:25:10,204 --> 01:25:12,073
UNCOMFORTABLE, PAUL.
2419
01:25:15,042 --> 01:25:16,177
>> WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
2420
01:25:16,177 --> 01:25:17,411
THIS IS AN ALL-OR-NOTHING
2421
01:25:17,411 --> 01:25:20,748
PROPOSITION, IS THAT IT?
2422
01:25:20,748 --> 01:25:22,249
>> YES.
2423
01:25:24,085 --> 01:25:25,753
>> WELL, ANDY, MAYBE WE CAN'T
2424
01:25:25,753 --> 01:25:27,922
HAVE IT ALL.
2425
01:25:27,922 --> 01:25:31,225
>> AND MAYBE WE ALREADY DO.
2426
01:25:31,225 --> 01:25:32,893
BUT MAYBE YOU JUST CAN'T ACCEPT
2427
01:25:32,893 --> 01:25:36,063
THAT.
2428
01:25:36,063 --> 01:25:37,398
>> YEAH, WELL, MAYBE SOMEDAY I
2429
01:25:37,398 --> 01:25:39,033
WILL.
2430
01:25:43,804 --> 01:25:46,240
>> WELL, WHEN THAT SOMEDAY IS
2431
01:25:46,240 --> 01:25:48,909
HERE...
2432
01:25:48,909 --> 01:25:52,046
WHEN YOU CAN ACCEPT WHO YOU ARE
2433
01:25:52,046 --> 01:25:56,217
AND YOUR FEELINGS FOR ME...
2434
01:25:56,217 --> 01:25:58,152
WHEN YOU
CAN
{end-italic} PUT ON A BASEBALL
2435
01:25:58,152 --> 01:25:59,687
CAP AND KISS ME IN BROAD
2436
01:25:59,687 --> 01:26:02,690
DAYLIGHT...
2437
01:26:02,690 --> 01:26:04,658
THEN YOU COME FIND ME.
2438
01:26:13,901 --> 01:26:16,971
>> [ SIGHS ]
2439
01:26:18,572 --> 01:26:20,374
[ SIGHS ]
2440
01:26:22,843 --> 01:26:25,846
>> AND THAT'S HOW YOU LEFT IT?
2441
01:26:25,846 --> 01:26:27,181
>> YUP.
2442
01:26:27,181 --> 01:26:28,282
>> AND YOU HAVEN'T HEARD FROM
2443
01:26:28,282 --> 01:26:28,582
HIM?
2444
01:26:28,582 --> 01:26:30,584
>> NOT A PEEP.
2445
01:26:30,584 --> 01:26:31,786
>> [ SIGHS ] WOW.
2446
01:26:31,786 --> 01:26:33,687
I MEAN, MAYBE HE'S JUST TAKING
2447
01:26:33,687 --> 01:26:35,156
SOME TIME.
2448
01:26:35,156 --> 01:26:37,825
>> HIS ENGAGEMENT LASTED FIVE
2449
01:26:37,825 --> 01:26:39,827
YEARS.
2450
01:26:39,827 --> 01:26:42,496
>> I KNEW IT.
2451
01:26:42,496 --> 01:26:45,499
I TOLD YOU SO.
2452
01:26:45,499 --> 01:26:49,670
>> YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT.
2453
01:26:49,670 --> 01:26:50,271
FAT.
2454
01:26:50,271 --> 01:26:51,372
>> [ GASPS ]
2455
01:26:51,372 --> 01:26:52,807
>> FAT. FAT. FAT!
2456
01:26:52,807 --> 01:26:56,610
>> YOU TAKE IT BACK.
2457
01:26:56,610 --> 01:26:59,346
>> I TAKE IT BACK.
2458
01:26:59,346 --> 01:27:01,415
>> LOOK, HONEY, I JUST -- I CARE
2459
01:27:01,415 --> 01:27:03,384
ABOUT YOU, AND THIS IS EXACTLY
2460
01:27:03,384 --> 01:27:05,386
WHAT I WAS AFRAID WOULD HAPPEN.
2461
01:27:05,386 --> 01:27:06,620
>> OH, I'M SORRY.
2462
01:27:06,620 --> 01:27:07,388
I JUST --
2463
01:27:07,388 --> 01:27:08,355
>> [ SIGHS ]
2464
01:27:08,355 --> 01:27:09,824
>> I'M EXHAUSTED.
2465
01:27:09,824 --> 01:27:12,193
I'M PHYSICALLY AND EMOTIONALLY
2466
01:27:12,193 --> 01:27:14,361
EXHAUSTED.
2467
01:27:14,361 --> 01:27:16,530
AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.
2468
01:27:18,365 --> 01:27:21,669
I DIDN'T COME ON TOO STRONG.
2469
01:27:21,669 --> 01:27:23,571
I DIDN'T SMOTHER HIM.
2470
01:27:23,571 --> 01:27:25,539
I DIDN'T PRESSURE HIM.
2471
01:27:25,539 --> 01:27:27,208
HE JUST FUCKED ME.
2472
01:27:27,208 --> 01:27:28,709
>> WELL, I MEAN, HE DIDN'T
2473
01:27:28,709 --> 01:27:32,046
REALLY FUCK YOU.
2474
01:27:32,046 --> 01:27:33,547
>> YEAH.
2475
01:27:33,547 --> 01:27:35,349
>> [ LAUGHS ] WAIT A MINUTE.
2476
01:27:35,349 --> 01:27:37,284
WHEN YOU SAY HE FUCKED YOU, DO
2477
01:27:37,284 --> 01:27:39,086
YOU MEAN THAT HE FUCKED YOU,
2478
01:27:39,086 --> 01:27:40,754
LIKE LITERALLY, OR HE JUST
2479
01:27:40,754 --> 01:27:43,090
FUCKED YOU?
2480
01:27:43,090 --> 01:27:44,391
>> BOTH.
2481
01:27:44,391 --> 01:27:46,060
>> [ GASPS ]
2482
01:27:46,060 --> 01:27:47,561
I THOUGHT THAT YOU WEREN'T GONNA
2483
01:27:47,561 --> 01:27:48,129
GO THERE.
2484
01:27:48,129 --> 01:27:50,297
>> YOU?
2485
01:27:50,297 --> 01:27:52,066
I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA SHARE A
2486
01:27:52,066 --> 01:27:53,801
BOWL OF SPAGHETTI, MAYBE GET A
2487
01:27:53,801 --> 01:27:55,302
PECK ON THE CHEEK.
2488
01:27:55,302 --> 01:27:58,706
HE THREW HIMSELF AT ME, I SWEAR.
2489
01:27:58,706 --> 01:28:01,542
>> AND NOW HE'S PULLING BACK.
2490
01:28:01,542 --> 01:28:04,345
>> TOTALLY.
2491
01:28:04,345 --> 01:28:06,747
>> WELL, CONSIDERING THE
2492
01:28:06,747 --> 01:28:09,550
CIRCUMSTANCES, I'D SAY YOU'RE
2493
01:28:09,550 --> 01:28:10,151
FUCKED.
2494
01:28:10,151 --> 01:28:11,018
>> [ SIGHS ]
2495
01:28:11,018 --> 01:28:13,521
YOU THINK?
2496
01:28:13,521 --> 01:28:14,421
SO, NOW WHAT?
2497
01:28:14,421 --> 01:28:16,290
>> NOW YOU'RE GONNA FORGET ABOUT
2498
01:28:16,290 --> 01:28:17,024
HIM, OKAY?
2499
01:28:17,024 --> 01:28:18,893
AND IT'S B-BETTER THAT YOU FOUND
2500
01:28:18,893 --> 01:28:21,729
OUT SOONER RATHER THAN LATER.
2501
01:28:21,729 --> 01:28:24,231
>> I DON'T KNOW.
2502
01:28:24,231 --> 01:28:26,700
>> LOOK.
2503
01:28:26,700 --> 01:28:29,236
TOMORROW, WE'LL GO PICK UP THE
2504
01:28:29,236 --> 01:28:31,639
PAINTING AT THE GALLERY, AND
2505
01:28:31,639 --> 01:28:33,140
THEN I'LL TAKE YOU TO A DECADENT
2506
01:28:33,140 --> 01:28:35,976
CHAMPAGNE BRUNCH ON ME.
2507
01:28:35,976 --> 01:28:37,645
>> WE'LL SEE.
2508
01:28:37,645 --> 01:28:38,679
[ CHUCKLES ]
2509
01:28:38,679 --> 01:28:40,714
>> I BET ARTIST BOY'S LOOKING
2510
01:28:40,714 --> 01:28:42,283
PRETTY GOOD NOW, HUH?
2511
01:28:42,283 --> 01:28:43,450
>> PLEASE.
2512
01:28:43,450 --> 01:28:44,952
I'M SITTING SHIVAH TODAY, OKAY?
2513
01:28:44,952 --> 01:28:45,686
>> [ LAUGHS ]
2514
01:28:45,686 --> 01:28:47,154
WELL, HOW ABOUT I GIVE YOU TILL
2515
01:28:47,154 --> 01:28:47,688
SUNRISE?
2516
01:28:47,688 --> 01:28:48,422
11:00 SHARP.
2517
01:28:48,422 --> 01:28:49,723
MEET ME AT THE GALLERY, AND
2518
01:28:49,723 --> 01:28:51,025
WE'LL WALK THE CANVAS OVER
2519
01:28:51,025 --> 01:28:52,860
TOGETHER, OKAY?
2520
01:28:52,860 --> 01:28:53,761
>> SURE.
2521
01:28:53,761 --> 01:28:54,662
>> OKAY.
2522
01:28:54,662 --> 01:28:56,664
>> HEY.
2523
01:28:56,664 --> 01:28:58,566
WILL YOU JUST -- WILL YOU SIT
2524
01:28:58,566 --> 01:29:00,534
WITH ME FOR JUST A LITTLE WHILE?
2525
01:29:00,534 --> 01:29:02,336
>> YOU BET.
2526
01:29:11,745 --> 01:29:14,882
>> [ CRIES ]
2527
01:29:17,251 --> 01:29:19,053
>> IT'S OKAY.
2528
01:29:27,228 --> 01:29:28,229
>> OH.
2529
01:29:28,229 --> 01:29:30,698
>> [ LAUGHS ]
2530
01:29:30,698 --> 01:29:32,700
>> AHH.
2531
01:29:32,700 --> 01:29:33,667
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
2532
01:29:33,667 --> 01:29:35,369
>> WELL, I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR
2533
01:29:35,369 --> 01:29:36,203
YOU.
2534
01:29:36,203 --> 01:29:38,606
>> A SURPRISE ON
YOUR
{end-italic} BIRTHDAY?
2535
01:29:38,606 --> 01:29:39,373
>> MM.
2536
01:29:39,373 --> 01:29:42,042
CALL ME UNCONVENTIONAL.
2537
01:29:42,042 --> 01:29:43,477
I'M GONNA WAIT FOR MOTHER.
2538
01:29:43,477 --> 01:29:44,445
IT'S A SURPRISE.
2539
01:29:44,445 --> 01:29:46,046
>> AND YOU KNOW HOW MUCH YOUR
2540
01:29:46,046 --> 01:29:47,348
MOTHER
LOVES
{end-italic} SURPRISES.
2541
01:29:47,348 --> 01:29:48,916
ACTUALLY, I'D LIKE TO TALK TO
2542
01:29:48,916 --> 01:29:50,150
YOU ABOUT YOUR MOTHER.
2543
01:29:50,150 --> 01:29:51,785
>> I BROUGHT THE MOST GORGEOUS
2544
01:29:51,785 --> 01:29:53,420
CAS--
2545
01:29:53,420 --> 01:29:55,589
DARLING. [ LAUGHS ]
2546
01:29:55,589 --> 01:29:57,091
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
2547
01:29:57,091 --> 01:29:59,827
I'M -- ALBERT, BRIAN'S IN HERE!
2548
01:29:59,827 --> 01:30:01,095
[ CHUCKLES ]
2549
01:30:01,095 --> 01:30:02,096
>> YOU LOOK PERFECT.
2550
01:30:02,096 --> 01:30:02,563
>> OH.
2551
01:30:02,563 --> 01:30:03,330
>> HELLO, SON.
2552
01:30:03,330 --> 01:30:04,131
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
2553
01:30:04,131 --> 01:30:05,599
>> WE DIDN'T EVEN HEAR THE DOOR.
2554
01:30:05,599 --> 01:30:07,301
>> WELL, I USED MY KEY, HMM?
2555
01:30:07,301 --> 01:30:09,536
>> CELERY AND OLIVES.
2556
01:30:09,536 --> 01:30:10,638
>> MMM.
2557
01:30:10,638 --> 01:30:12,139
>> AND MISS ELISE'S BIG NUTS.
2558
01:30:12,139 --> 01:30:13,407
>> OH, THEY ARE DIVINE.
2559
01:30:13,407 --> 01:30:14,775
>> BRUNCH WILL BE SERVED IN
2560
01:30:14,775 --> 01:30:15,509
20 MINUTES.
2561
01:30:15,509 --> 01:30:16,243
>> [ SIGHS ]
2562
01:30:16,243 --> 01:30:17,044
>> THANK YOU.
2563
01:30:17,044 --> 01:30:18,612
>> BRIAN, IT IS SO GOOD TO SEE
2564
01:30:18,612 --> 01:30:19,947
YOU.
2565
01:30:19,947 --> 01:30:21,382
AND THAT'S A VERY INTERESTING
2566
01:30:21,382 --> 01:30:22,483
SHIRT YOU'RE WEARING.
2567
01:30:22,483 --> 01:30:23,284
>> OH, THANKS.
2568
01:30:23,284 --> 01:30:24,518
IT'S RUFFLES AND PLEATS.
2569
01:30:24,518 --> 01:30:25,986
THEY'RE REALLY HOT AGAIN THIS
2570
01:30:25,986 --> 01:30:26,387
YEAR.
2571
01:30:26,387 --> 01:30:27,454
>> OH! FOR MEN, TOO?
2572
01:30:27,454 --> 01:30:29,256
OH. HOW INTERESTING.
2573
01:30:37,131 --> 01:30:37,831
>> [ SIGHS ]
2574
01:30:37,831 --> 01:30:39,500
>> REMIND ME AGAIN WHY I'M DOING
2575
01:30:39,500 --> 01:30:40,934
THIS BLUE-COLLAR BULLSHIT.
2576
01:30:40,934 --> 01:30:41,802
>> I TOLD YOU.
2577
01:30:41,802 --> 01:30:43,237
ZACK DOESN'T CARRY THINGS.
2578
01:30:43,237 --> 01:30:44,405
NOW, DON'T COMPLAIN.
2579
01:30:44,405 --> 01:30:45,873
I'M DOING THIS IN FOUR-INCH
2580
01:30:45,873 --> 01:30:47,875
FUCKING HEELS.
2581
01:30:47,875 --> 01:30:48,709
CAREFUL.
2582
01:30:48,709 --> 01:30:49,376
LIFT.
2583
01:30:49,376 --> 01:30:50,678
>> O.M.G. STOP.
2584
01:30:50,678 --> 01:30:52,680
>> W.T.F.?
2585
01:30:52,680 --> 01:30:54,348
>> DEREK. 11:00.
2586
01:30:54,348 --> 01:30:55,215
JUST DON'T MOVE.
2587
01:30:55,215 --> 01:30:56,784
>> HONEY, I ALREADY BLEW HIM OFF
2588
01:30:56,784 --> 01:30:57,718
FOR YOU FOR REAL.
2589
01:30:57,718 --> 01:30:59,119
>> UNFORTUNATELY, SO DID I.
2590
01:30:59,119 --> 01:31:00,154
>> YOU FILTHY WHORE.
2591
01:31:00,154 --> 01:31:01,055
>> OH, FORGET IT.
2592
01:31:01,055 --> 01:31:03,057
IT'S CLEAR. LET'S GO.
2593
01:31:03,057 --> 01:31:04,725
OH! WAIT.
2594
01:31:04,725 --> 01:31:05,959
>> I'M GONNA KILL YOU.
2595
01:31:05,959 --> 01:31:07,227
>> ARE WE GOING TO THE
2596
01:31:07,227 --> 01:31:07,995
RITTENHOUSE?
2597
01:31:07,995 --> 01:31:08,796
>> YEAH. SO?
2598
01:31:08,796 --> 01:31:09,797
>> NO!
2599
01:31:09,797 --> 01:31:11,465
NO! PAUL LIVES THERE.
2600
01:31:11,465 --> 01:31:12,232
>> OH, COME ON.
2601
01:31:12,232 --> 01:31:13,634
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE LIVE
2602
01:31:13,634 --> 01:31:14,034
THERE?
2603
01:31:14,034 --> 01:31:15,235
WHAT ARE THE CHANCES YOU'RE
2604
01:31:15,235 --> 01:31:16,370
GONNA RUN INTO HIM IN THE
2605
01:31:16,370 --> 01:31:16,904
ELEVATOR?
2606
01:31:16,904 --> 01:31:18,072
>> ALL RIGHT, FINE.
2607
01:31:18,072 --> 01:31:19,840
BUT LET'S HURRY UP, AND WE DROP
2608
01:31:19,840 --> 01:31:22,476
IT AT THE FRONT DESK.
2609
01:31:22,476 --> 01:31:24,812
>> MAYBE NOT.
2610
01:31:24,812 --> 01:31:26,246
>> YOU KNOW I ONLY DO THIS
2611
01:31:26,246 --> 01:31:27,314
'CAUSE I LOVE YOU.
2612
01:31:27,314 --> 01:31:28,982
>> I LOVE YOU, TOO.
2613
01:31:28,982 --> 01:31:30,984
>> SO, BRIAN, UM, TELL US WHAT
2614
01:31:30,984 --> 01:31:32,319
YOU'VE BEEN DOING.
2615
01:31:32,319 --> 01:31:34,388
YOU KNOW, PAUL TELLS ME THAT --
2616
01:31:34,388 --> 01:31:36,890
THAT YOU'RE WORKING ON A SHOW.
2617
01:31:36,890 --> 01:31:38,859
WE HEAR SO LITTLE FROM YOU THESE
2618
01:31:38,859 --> 01:31:39,393
DAYS.
2619
01:31:39,393 --> 01:31:40,894
>> WELL, IT'S ALL TRUE.
2620
01:31:40,894 --> 01:31:42,830
I'VE BEEN WORKING ON A SHOW NOW
2621
01:31:42,830 --> 01:31:45,966
FOR...WOW, SIX MONTHS.
2622
01:31:45,966 --> 01:31:47,801
BUT IT'S PRETTY MUCH ALL DONE.
2623
01:31:47,801 --> 01:31:49,703
>> AND DOES THIS SHOW HAVE SOME
2624
01:31:49,703 --> 01:31:50,904
SORT OF A-A THEME?
2625
01:31:50,904 --> 01:31:52,906
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
2626
01:31:52,906 --> 01:31:56,276
WAS THERE SOMETHING OR...YOU
2627
01:31:56,276 --> 01:32:00,147
KNOW...SOMEONE WHO INSPIRED YOU?
2628
01:32:00,147 --> 01:32:04,985
>> YES, IN FACT, SOMEONE HAS.
2629
01:32:04,985 --> 01:32:05,986
YOU, MOTHER.
2630
01:32:05,986 --> 01:32:07,287
>> OH, JESUS.
2631
01:32:07,287 --> 01:32:08,088
>> ME?
2632
01:32:08,088 --> 01:32:10,557
>> WELL, I'VE BEEN THINKING A
2633
01:32:10,557 --> 01:32:12,893
LOT ABOUT MY LIFE.
2634
01:32:12,893 --> 01:32:14,695
HOW I GOT HERE.
2635
01:32:14,695 --> 01:32:17,865
AND...I REMEMBER WHEN YOU GAVE
2636
01:32:17,865 --> 01:32:19,233
ME MY VERY FIRST CAMERA AT MY
2637
01:32:19,233 --> 01:32:20,000
15th BIRTHDAY.
2638
01:32:20,000 --> 01:32:22,169
DO YOU REMEMBER?
2639
01:32:22,169 --> 01:32:23,570
>> LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY.
2640
01:32:23,570 --> 01:32:25,272
I THINK YOU ACTUALLY SLEPT WITH
2641
01:32:25,272 --> 01:32:25,639
IT.
2642
01:32:25,639 --> 01:32:27,975
>> DO YOU REMEMBER THE TIME THAT
2643
01:32:27,975 --> 01:32:30,177
YOU WENT TO THAT RED PARTY IN
2644
01:32:30,177 --> 01:32:31,578
THE BLACK DRESS?
2645
01:32:31,578 --> 01:32:32,913
AND YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T BE
2646
01:32:32,913 --> 01:32:34,214
CAUGHT DEAD IN RED AND THAT
2647
01:32:34,214 --> 01:32:35,649
PEOPLE WERE JUST GONNA HAVE TO
2648
01:32:35,649 --> 01:32:37,017
ACCEPT YOU AS YOU ARE OR THEY
2649
01:32:37,017 --> 01:32:38,118
COULD JUST GO TO HELL.
2650
01:32:38,118 --> 01:32:40,621
>> YES, YES, I REMEMBER THAT.
2651
01:32:40,621 --> 01:32:42,189
BUT I STILL BELIEVE THAT RED
2652
01:32:42,189 --> 01:32:43,924
SHOULD ONLY BE USED AS AN ACCENT
2653
01:32:43,924 --> 01:32:44,458
COLOR.
2654
01:32:44,458 --> 01:32:45,793
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
2655
01:32:45,793 --> 01:32:46,727
>> MAY I HELP YOU?
2656
01:32:46,727 --> 01:32:47,461
>> [ GRUNTS ]
2657
01:32:47,461 --> 01:32:48,662
DELIVERY FOR BRIAN BURNS.
2658
01:32:48,662 --> 01:32:50,130
>> OH, YES. HE'S EXPECTING YOU.
2659
01:32:50,130 --> 01:32:50,798
NUMBER 3406.
2660
01:32:50,798 --> 01:32:52,132
>> LET'S JUST LEAVE IT HERE.
2661
01:32:52,132 --> 01:32:53,066
>> ABSOLUTELY NOT.
2662
01:32:53,066 --> 01:32:55,736
THANK YOU.
2663
01:32:55,736 --> 01:32:59,139
>> SO, YOU SEE, MOTHER, I REALLY
2664
01:32:59,139 --> 01:33:04,144
OWE A GREAT DEAL OF WHO I AM TO
2665
01:33:04,144 --> 01:33:05,813
YOU.
2666
01:33:05,813 --> 01:33:10,317
>> [ CLICKS TONGUE ]
2667
01:33:10,317 --> 01:33:11,652
BRIAN, I HAVE SOMETHING THAT I
2668
01:33:11,652 --> 01:33:13,954
NEED TO SAY TO YOU.
2669
01:33:13,954 --> 01:33:15,022
[ SIGHS ]
2670
01:33:15,022 --> 01:33:17,791
UH, I KNOW THAT THINGS HAVE BEEN
2671
01:33:17,791 --> 01:33:20,127
STRAINED BETWEEN YOU AND ME
2672
01:33:20,127 --> 01:33:22,629
FOR -- FOR QUITE A WHILE NOW,
2673
01:33:22,629 --> 01:33:25,132
AND THAT I HAVE, UM, PROBABLY
2674
01:33:25,132 --> 01:33:26,967
BEEN -- WELL, TRUTH IS, I HAVE
2675
01:33:26,967 --> 01:33:29,970
BEEN LESS THAN ACCEPTING ABOUT
2676
01:33:29,970 --> 01:33:34,274
YOUR CAREER CHOICE AND...YOU
2677
01:33:34,274 --> 01:33:36,777
KNOW...LIFESTYLE.
2678
01:33:36,777 --> 01:33:38,011
>> MR. BRIAN, YOU HAVE A
2679
01:33:38,011 --> 01:33:38,612
DELIVERY.
2680
01:33:38,612 --> 01:33:39,580
>> YOU KNOW, WAIT.
2681
01:33:39,580 --> 01:33:40,547
HOLD THAT THOUGHT.
2682
01:33:40,547 --> 01:33:41,348
UH, EXCELLENT!
2683
01:33:41,348 --> 01:33:42,349
UH...
2684
01:33:42,349 --> 01:33:45,352
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
2685
01:33:45,352 --> 01:33:48,522
I HAVE A TIMELY SURPRISE.
2686
01:33:48,522 --> 01:33:49,857
CLAIRE, SHOW THEM IN.
2687
01:33:49,857 --> 01:33:51,692
>> COME ON IN. GO THAT WAY.
2688
01:33:51,692 --> 01:33:53,494
>> OKAY. THANK YOU.
2689
01:33:53,494 --> 01:33:55,195
>> MM-HMM. THAT WAY NOW.
2690
01:33:55,195 --> 01:33:56,163
>> THIS WAY?
2691
01:33:56,163 --> 01:33:57,097
>> THAT
{end-italic} WAY.
2692
01:33:57,097 --> 01:33:59,166
>> OH, OKAY.
2693
01:33:59,166 --> 01:34:03,170
OKAY.
2694
01:34:03,170 --> 01:34:04,605
HELLO, BRIAN.
2695
01:34:04,605 --> 01:34:07,107
WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE THIS?
2696
01:34:07,107 --> 01:34:07,908
>> THERE.
2697
01:34:07,908 --> 01:34:08,642
>> MARY?
2698
01:34:08,642 --> 01:34:09,376
>> WHAT?
2699
01:34:09,376 --> 01:34:10,110
>> ANDY?
2700
01:34:10,110 --> 01:34:10,878
>> PAUL?
2701
01:34:10,878 --> 01:34:11,945
>> WHO'S MARY?
2702
01:34:11,945 --> 01:34:12,579
>> ME.
2703
01:34:12,579 --> 01:34:13,714
I-I-IT'S ELISE.
2704
01:34:13,714 --> 01:34:15,349
>> SO, I SUPPOSE THIS IS ROBERT?
2705
01:34:15,349 --> 01:34:16,250
>> WHO'S ROBERT?
2706
01:34:16,250 --> 01:34:17,050
>> HI, BRIAN.
2707
01:34:17,050 --> 01:34:18,519
>> ELISE, HOW THE HELL DO YOU
2708
01:34:18,519 --> 01:34:19,152
KNOW ANDY?
2709
01:34:19,152 --> 01:34:20,654
>> WELL, FROM THE FRIENDS AND
2710
01:34:20,654 --> 01:34:22,022
FAMILY OF THE GAYS' GROUP.
2711
01:34:22,022 --> 01:34:23,624
I JUST -- I'M REALLY TRYING TO
2712
01:34:23,624 --> 01:34:25,158
BE, YOU KNOW, MORE ACCEPTING.
2713
01:34:25,158 --> 01:34:25,893
>> YOU ARE?
2714
01:34:25,893 --> 01:34:28,061
I MEAN -- YOU KNEW?
2715
01:34:28,061 --> 01:34:29,463
>> Well, you know, I suspected.
2716
01:34:29,463 --> 01:34:30,864
AND NOW I'M JUST TRYING TO GET
2717
01:34:30,864 --> 01:34:32,232
MY HEAD AROUND THIS WHOLE, YOU
2718
01:34:32,232 --> 01:34:34,568
KNOW...GAY THING.
2719
01:34:34,568 --> 01:34:36,737
LOOK, BRIAN, I JUST -- I DON'T
2720
01:34:36,737 --> 01:34:38,105
WANT TO LOSE YOU.
2721
01:34:38,105 --> 01:34:40,274
>> WHAT?
2722
01:34:40,274 --> 01:34:41,909
I'M NOT GAY.
2723
01:34:41,909 --> 01:34:42,776
>> YOU'RE NOT?
2724
01:34:42,776 --> 01:34:43,810
>> YOU'RE NOT GAY?
2725
01:34:43,810 --> 01:34:45,345
I MEAN, OF COURSE YOU'RE NOT
2726
01:34:45,345 --> 01:34:45,746
GAY.
2727
01:34:45,746 --> 01:34:47,080
>> I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT!
2728
01:34:47,080 --> 01:34:47,748
I KNEW IT!
2729
01:34:47,748 --> 01:34:49,449
I MEAN, OF COURSE, WE DON'T HAVE
2730
01:34:49,449 --> 01:34:50,817
A GAY GENE IN OUR FAMILY.
2731
01:34:50,817 --> 01:34:52,452
WELL, THAT WAS A TOTAL WASTE OF
2732
01:34:52,452 --> 01:34:53,420
TIME, WASN'T IT?
2733
01:34:53,420 --> 01:34:54,187
[ CHUCKLES ]
2734
01:34:54,187 --> 01:34:55,489
>> PAUL?
2735
01:35:03,664 --> 01:35:05,065
>> DON'T MOVE.
2736
01:35:09,970 --> 01:35:10,804
>> RUH-ROH.
2737
01:35:14,775 --> 01:35:16,743
>> [ SIGHS ]
2738
01:35:19,279 --> 01:35:21,315
>> PAUL, YOU LOOK COMPLETELY
2739
01:35:21,315 --> 01:35:22,282
RIDICULOUS.
2740
01:35:22,282 --> 01:35:24,117
NOW, WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
2741
01:35:24,117 --> 01:35:26,420
>> PRIDE, ELISE.
2742
01:35:26,420 --> 01:35:29,089
AFTER 55 FUCKING YEARS.
2743
01:35:29,089 --> 01:35:30,891
>> YOU'VE PRESERVED WELL.
2744
01:35:39,032 --> 01:35:40,867
>> I WAS A TERRIBLE JERK
2745
01:35:40,867 --> 01:35:43,370
YESTERDAY, ANDY.
2746
01:35:43,370 --> 01:35:46,506
>> THAT'S TRUE.
2747
01:35:46,506 --> 01:35:48,675
>> BUT I FINALLY FIGURED IT OUT.
2748
01:35:48,675 --> 01:35:50,177
RIGHT THEN, WHEN YOU WALKED IN
2749
01:35:50,177 --> 01:35:50,777
THE DOOR.
2750
01:35:50,777 --> 01:35:52,312
THE ONLY THING STANDING BETWEEN
2751
01:35:52,312 --> 01:35:55,482
ME AND HAVING IT ALL, HAVING THE
2752
01:35:55,482 --> 01:35:58,218
THINGS THAT MAKE ME HAPPY...
2753
01:35:58,218 --> 01:36:01,221
IS MYSELF.
2754
01:36:01,221 --> 01:36:03,824
YOU MAKE ME HAPPY, ANDY.
2755
01:36:05,559 --> 01:36:07,327
AND I'M NOT STANDING IN THE WAY
2756
01:36:07,327 --> 01:36:07,961
ANYMORE.
2757
01:36:07,961 --> 01:36:08,562
>> PAUL.
2758
01:36:08,562 --> 01:36:10,030
>> NOW, I KNOW THIS ISN'T
2759
01:36:10,030 --> 01:36:13,533
EXACTLY DAYLIGHT...
2760
01:36:13,533 --> 01:36:16,870
BUT IF I KISS YOU RIGHT NOW
2761
01:36:16,870 --> 01:36:19,706
RIGHT HERE IN FRONT OF ALL THESE
2762
01:36:19,706 --> 01:36:21,341
PEOPLE...
2763
01:36:24,544 --> 01:36:28,215
WOULD IT COUNT?
2764
01:36:28,215 --> 01:36:31,318
>> ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY.
2765
01:36:41,862 --> 01:36:43,964
>> OH, MY GOD! OKAY, THAT'S IT!
2766
01:36:43,964 --> 01:36:44,831
THAT'S IT!
2767
01:36:44,831 --> 01:36:46,900
I AM HAVING A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN
2768
01:36:46,900 --> 01:36:48,468
RIGHT NOW, RIGHT HERE!
2769
01:36:48,468 --> 01:36:52,973
>> Both: HAVE IT, ALREADY!
2770
01:36:52,973 --> 01:36:54,775
[ NADIA ALI'S "LOVE STORY"
2771
01:36:54,775 --> 01:36:56,109
PLAYS ]
2772
01:36:56,109 --> 01:36:58,178
>> ♪ LA DA DA
2773
01:36:58,178 --> 01:36:59,246
♪ LA DA DA
2774
01:36:59,246 --> 01:37:01,281
>> ALL THOSE SUITS, SHIRTS,
2775
01:37:01,281 --> 01:37:03,650
TIES, ALL THOSE THINGS I THOUGHT
2776
01:37:03,650 --> 01:37:05,819
I NEEDED TO BE HAPPY.
2777
01:37:05,819 --> 01:37:07,487
>> ♪ LA DA DA DA DA
2778
01:37:07,487 --> 01:37:08,188
>> NO.
2779
01:37:08,188 --> 01:37:10,390
WHAT REALLY MAKES HAPPY ISN'T
2780
01:37:10,390 --> 01:37:15,028
ALL THOSE THINGS.
2781
01:37:15,028 --> 01:37:19,199
IT'S WHAT I HAVE RIGHT HERE.
2782
01:37:19,199 --> 01:37:21,001
AIN'T LIFE GRAND?
2783
01:37:25,939 --> 01:37:31,878
>> ♪ IF YOU ASK ME, I WILL SAY
2784
01:37:31,878 --> 01:37:33,714
IT ♪
2785
01:37:33,714 --> 01:37:37,350
♪ YOU MAKE ME SMILE
2786
01:37:37,350 --> 01:37:41,021
♪ IT'S CONTAGIOUS
2787
01:37:41,021 --> 01:37:46,860
♪ AND IN YOUR EYES, I CAN SEE
2788
01:37:46,860 --> 01:37:49,196
IT ♪
2789
01:37:49,196 --> 01:37:54,201
♪ 'CAUSE YOUR HEART IS THE
2790
01:37:54,201 --> 01:37:58,271
GREATEST ♪
2791
01:37:58,271 --> 01:38:02,409
♪ AND I CAN'T BE WITHOUT YOU
2792
01:38:02,409 --> 01:38:05,746
♪ SO DON'T GO ANYWHERE
2793
01:38:05,746 --> 01:38:09,750
♪ YOU SHOW ME LOVE LIKE NO ONE
2794
01:38:09,750 --> 01:38:13,587
ELSE HAS DONE YET ♪
2795
01:38:13,587 --> 01:38:18,258
♪ AND WITH THE ROAD AHEAD
2796
01:38:18,258 --> 01:38:23,063
♪ THIS IS A BEGINNING OF THIS
2797
01:38:23,063 --> 01:38:25,565
LOVE STORY ♪
2798
01:38:25,565 --> 01:38:29,069
♪ OF THIS LOVE STORY
2799
01:38:29,069 --> 01:38:31,071
♪ LA DA DA
2800
01:38:31,071 --> 01:38:33,240
♪ LA DA DA DA DA DA DA
2801
01:38:33,240 --> 01:38:34,908
♪ LA DA DA
2802
01:38:34,908 --> 01:38:36,910
♪ LA DA DA DA DA DA DA
2803
01:38:36,910 --> 01:38:38,745
♪ LA DA DA
2804
01:38:38,745 --> 01:38:40,914
♪ LA DA DA DA DA DA DA
2805
01:38:40,914 --> 01:38:42,749
♪ LA DA DA
2806
01:38:42,749 --> 01:38:44,718
♪ LA DA DA DA DA DA DA
2807
01:38:44,718 --> 01:38:46,386
>> ♪ OH, OH, OH
2808
01:38:46,386 --> 01:38:48,388
♪ OH, OH, OH, LA DA
2809
01:38:48,388 --> 01:38:50,056
♪ OH, OH, OH
2810
01:38:50,056 --> 01:38:52,225
♪ OH, OH, OH, LA DA
2811
01:38:52,225 --> 01:38:54,060
♪ OH, OH, OH
2812
01:38:54,060 --> 01:38:56,229
♪ OH, OH, OH, LA DA
2813
01:38:56,229 --> 01:38:58,799
♪ OH, OH, OH
2814
01:38:58,799 --> 01:39:03,804
>> ♪ WHEN I'M WITH YOU, I AM
2815
01:39:03,804 --> 01:39:06,273
TAKEN ♪
2816
01:39:06,273 --> 01:39:11,111
♪ WITH THE FEELING THAT YOU'VE
2817
01:39:11,111 --> 01:39:13,780
BEEN CHOSEN ♪
2818
01:39:13,780 --> 01:39:17,784
♪ WHAT A LONGING
2819
01:39:17,784 --> 01:39:21,955
♪ IT'S THE BEST THING
2820
01:39:21,955 --> 01:39:27,093
♪ IN A LONG TIME I'M NOT
2821
01:39:27,093 --> 01:39:29,262
BROKEN ♪
2822
01:39:29,262 --> 01:39:30,931
♪ YEAH
2823
01:39:30,931 --> 01:39:35,101
♪ AND I CAN'T BE WITHOUT YOU
2824
01:39:35,101 --> 01:39:37,771
♪ SO DON'T GO ANYWHERE
2825
01:39:37,771 --> 01:39:39,105
>> ♪ ANYWHERE
2826
01:39:39,105 --> 01:39:41,942
>> ♪ YOU SHOW ME LOVE LIKE NO
2827
01:39:41,942 --> 01:39:46,613
ONE ELSE HAS DONE YET ♪
2828
01:39:46,613 --> 01:39:49,916
♪ AND WITH THE ROAD AHEAD
2829
01:39:49,916 --> 01:39:51,084
>> ♪ YEAH
2830
01:39:51,084 --> 01:39:55,922
>> ♪ THIS IS A BEGINNING OF THIS
2831
01:39:55,922 --> 01:39:58,425
LOVE STORY ♪
2832
01:39:58,425 --> 01:40:01,895
♪ OF THIS LOVE STORY
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