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♪ MTV

Somewhere
in the world right now,

a sweet, sensitive child

is dressing up
in their mother's clothes,

dreaming that maybe one day

they could be
the next drag superstar.

But these thirsty bitches...

wanna win twice

and be crowned
the Queen of All Queens.

Oh.

I didn't know I needed
an introduction.

Hey, it's your girl Shea Couleé,

winner of All Stars 5.

My name is Shea Couleé,
and I didn't come to slay.

I came to win!

You know they couldn't do
an all-winners season

without the full
Shea Couleé fantasy.

Shea Butter Couleé.

How you doing tonight?

Hey, boy!

You hit it out of the park.

My note there
was "professional."

My drag is a love letter
to Black women.

It's just exquisite.

Since winning,

I walked in the Savage
Fenty fashion show,

walked arm-in-arm

with presidential candidate
Elizabeth Warren,

three features in Vogue,

and the rest is just escaping me

because there's so much.

Oh, hey, Miss Couleé.

Aren't you glad to see me?

I simply am that bitch.

First one
in the competition again.

Ah, feels so poetic.

I'm here to be
the Queen of All Queens,

so regardless of which queens
from the winner's circle

join me here, I'm just ready.

I'm hungry for another crown,

and I'm ready
to eat this competition.

Well, everyone's gotta eat.

Num, num, num, num,
num, num, num, ah!

Ooh.

Hey, bitches, she's back.

America,
I'm your favorite bottom.

I am Jaida Essence Hall,

winner and trade of Season 12

of RuPaul's Drag Race.

If you can't love yourself,

how in the hell you gonna...
Look over there!

Mwah!

Want the Essence of a winner?

Look over here.

Yes, it's Jaida,
the Essence, the beauty,

the gowns, the face,
and all that booty.

She is a quintessential
drag queen.

Oh, hey, bitch.

Nobody likes broccoli!

You remind me
of a Bollywood princess

and Josephine Baker
all combined.

Thank you.
Winning Season 12

was like a dream come true.

Right at the start
of this goddamn pandemic,

when the whole world
was upside down,

I still snatched the damn crown.

Jaida! Jaida! Jaida!

I am the first queen
and the only queen

to win a lip sync smackdown
for the crown from home

in my tiny little living room.

I was really proud
about that, okay?

Aah!

Oh, my God!

Yay!

You look so gorgeous!

Everybody and they mamas
and they grandmamas' mamas,

the ancestors,
they came up from the ground

and said, "We need
an all-winners season

on RuPaul's Drag Race."

And so if the fans
want us to compete again,

then, bitch, get in the ring
and let's go.

That's the tea.

Look at the two first girls
in here

being the Midwest girls
representing.

A Chicago/Milwaukee duo.

I have history with
Miss Jaida Essence Hall.

Way back in the day,
I used to do shows in her bars,

she used to come
and do them at mine.

So taking the crown from her
is gonna suck.

But somebody's gotta do it,

and, I mean, who better than me?

We've already done it,
we've already won the crown,

but this time I feel like

I'm just excited to just
be bigger, better, badder.

Bitch, I am excited
to just act a goddamn fool.

Yes, bitch.

Werk!

Don't mind me.

I just even the odds.

Howdy-diddly-ho.

I am Yvie Oddly,

the crowned queen of Season 11
of RuPaul's Drag Race.

Hyah!

Follow your oddities
and fly your freak frag!

I'm back, and I'm ready
to show absolutely everything.

Mm-hmm.

I'm just a plain old
heteronormative girl.

Yvie Oddly puts the "freak"
in "freaking fabulous."

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

I couldn't take
my eyes off of you.

I am the cackling, crowned
creative of colorful chaos.

Oh, she's got flexibility.

No one else is doing
what Yvie Oddly is doing.

Exactly.

It's a trip,
being a Drag Racewinner.

Like, I've gotten to do so much,

like writing
and recording an album.

I was on the World Pride stage

I was on the Vegas strip.

Like, I had a residency.

- What a time!
- Bitch.

Wow! Oh, my God, you look
a-fucking-mazing.

I'm glad I got the shoulder pad
blazer fantasy.

Bitch, okay!

I'm coming back even more Yvie.

Everything's fucked.

There's not gonna be
one single wig glued down.

Like, it's gonna be a mess,
and I hope you're ready.

What a trip, though,
that we're all here

and we're a part of
the recent melanin dynasty.

- No big deal.
- Yes!

Yvie is looking like
a goddamn work of art,

but this hair is giving me
elevator vibes, bitch.

You push one button, it's up,

then it's down, then it's up,
then it's down.

I'm here for it.

Body, body, and more body.

The holy Trinity has arrived.

I'm Trinity the Tuck,
All Stars 4winner.

Money can't buy everything,

but it sure can pay for a lot
of plastic surgery, bitch.

This Tuck is snatched,
pulled, and ready for action.

Trinity the Tuck.

Is that uncomfortable, darling?

If you only knew.

That, to me, is drag perfection.

Malibu, baby. Ha!

It's like a drag orgasm.

And that ass.

And that ass!

Since All Stars 4,

this Tuck has been working
around the clock,

all over the place, honey.

She has traveled
around the world.

Hey!

- Hey!
- Hey, babe!

Oh, my God!

But, bitch, I'm back.

I'm ready to turn it on
and turn it out

and get my own reign.

Monét and I
are the only two winners

that have had to share
the title.

- Ooh, a tie.
- A tie?

What's she mean, a tie?

Twinner for the winner, honey.

- You look fierce.
- Girl!

Everybody looks so good!

I am going to get
my own reign this time,

and this is the tournament
of champions, bitch. Hoo!

Ooh!

You know what they say.

Monét changes everything.

Yes!

Is that real money, bitch?

Yes, honey, they're real, girl.

Oh, here I am, Monét X Change.

Double winner, All Stars 4.

Long live the Sponge, Michelle!

I know that a lot of y'all

have missed seeing Monét
X Change on your television,

and y'all asked, girl,

and here you're receiving me.
I'm here.

Monét X Change.

She's a nasty, skanky whore.

I am just blown away by her.

She has the X-factor.

Look at that big, bloated bitch
in that box.

Congratulations. You're
slaying the runway game.

Ooh!

Hi, girls!

- Hey!
- How you doing?

Hi!

Winning has afforded me
amazing opportunities.

I have two really
successful podcasts,

my debut EP Unapologetically,

and probably the thing
I'm most proud of

was to have RuPaul
as one of my guests

on my own talk show,
The XChange Rate.

Ha ha ha ha ha.

You look single, bitch.
Your body is ripe, bitch.

Bitch, look at them titties.
Oh, my God!

Trinity and I were the only
double-crowning ever,

and we shared in this iconic
moment in queer herstory.

Oh, my God, this is crazy.

But this All Starsseason,
I'm not gonna share anything.

No. Girl,
I've done that before.

I'm not interested this time.

The werkroom has,
like, tripled in size.

They be here.

They knew it was all winners,

so they wanted to make the room
nice and big

so we all had ample space...

For our egos.

Okay, no more ties.

No more ties. We good.

Oh!

Line?

I'm Jinkx Monsoon,

internationally tolerated
drag queen superstar.

I won Season 5
of RuPaul's Drag Race.

Get ready, bitches,
because it's Monsoon season.

Oh, my God.

And in spite
of my many neuroses,

I've come back
to do it all again.

Are you guys excited
for today's episode?

Jinkx Monsoon.

The hair was a little thirsty.

I tried to tease it,
but I just pissed it off.

I think my time on Season 5
was mold-breaking.

You're bananas, and I love it.

I wasn't a look
or a fashion queen.

♪ Can I get, can I get

I was a singing,
slutty comedian.

It was in all the magazines
at the time.

But she's, like,
the Meryl Streep of drag queens.

Over the last decade,

I've excelled and grown
as a powerhouse entertainer.

I write scripted shows,

I've done multiple comedy
and singing tours.

And let's face it.

Being successful
begets better drag.

Wow!

Surprise!

Werk!

All-winners All Stars

has been brought up to me
many times.

I guess Season 5
wasn't enough for you,

so I've come back
to do it again.

Did you get, like,
the warning ahead of time?

You came dressed as the table.

Yeah.

I really just wanted
to blend in this time.

Oh!

Did somebody call for an icon?

- Yes!
- Yeah!

Hi, everyone. It's Raja,

and I'm the winner
of RuPaul's Drag RaceSeason 3.

Raja, my queen,

I bow to thee.

Watch out, children,
mother is here.

Or if Ru's mother,
than I'm auntie.

Auntie Raja is here,

and she's about to teach y'all
a fucking lesson.

Prepare to die.

Bitch is bad.

Raja is this beautiful,
elegant gazelle.

Just breathtaking.

I'm a creator, I'm a performer,
I'm an entity.

♪ Raja, Raja, Raja

- I love her.
- Smizing.

I just think she's not
to be played with.

Yeah!

Oh, my God!

Winning Season 3 catapulted me
onto a global stage.

I have had opportunities to be
on runways around the world,

I have a one-woman show,
which has allowed me to showcase

the full depth of my charisma,
uniqueness, nerve, and talent.

And of course, I am
one of the co-hosts

of Fashion Photo Review.

I don't like it. Boo.

I like it, I guess.

I'm gonna give this a toot.

- Oh, my God!
- Okay, bitch!

Mwah, mwah.

I'm a Gemini, so I'm all love
and good vibes,

but also, there's a very
competitive side to me.

I'm not here to fuck around.

I'm here to win
the goddamn prize.

You know, it's been
over 10 years for me.

- Wow!
- Holy shit.

Holy shit is right. Yeah.

All of my competitors
have won Drag Race

more recently than I have,
but I'm OG as fuck.

Does that mean
I was in high school?

Or in the womb.

Fact. Icon.

Look, you guys,
I even wore nails.

Don't you just love
a long, hard, stiff competition?

Yeah!

Sorry, girls,
I was feeling awfully horny.

Somebody cleared customs, honey.

My name is The Vivienne,

and I'm the first-ever winner
of RuPaul's Drag Race UK.

It's been absolutely great.

It's been tremendous.
Thank you.

You can call me Viv, by the way,

because I know "The Vivienne"
is a bit of a mouthful...

or so I've been told.

The Vivienne has it all.

I suppose some tea would
be reaching for the stars.

Ello. Chocking it all right?

All tea, no collusion.

This may be the best
Snatch Gamecharacter

in the history of the show.

The time has come for the
English queen here in America

to show these bitches
how it's done. Yes!

I mean, The Vivienne
was a revelation.

It's just actual
perfection tonight.

Vivienne!

- Mwah, mwah.
- How are you? Oh, thank you!

Since winning Drag Race UK,
my life has changed so, so much.

I've got a Netflix show,
I've been touring the world.

I can walk down the street
and get constantly recognized.

It's just insane.

- Trin!
- Welcome to America!

I feel like everyone's
gonna be eagle eyes

on whether British drag
will stand up

in a room full
of American queens.

But I'm here
for the British invasion.

You had The Beatles,
and now you've got The Vivienne.

The British do love coming.

I feel like I've not only
gotta prove myself,

but I'm kind of representing
a country as well.

Yeah.

So the weight on these
shoulders is, like, ugh.

So if you don't win, hmm.

You're only gonna disgrace
an entire continent, so...

Again.

- Who the fuck?
- Who the... Wait.

- What?
- Who the fuck is that?

Who is under this big old hat?

Huh?

Security!

Suh-curity!

Wait. Take it off.

I'm not into that.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race

The winner of
RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars

receives a one-year supply

of Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmetics,

a cash prize of $200,000,

and will be crowned
Queen of All Queens.

With extra-special guest judge
Cameron Diaz.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race

♪ May the best drag queen win

♪ Best drag queen win

Wait, who the fuck?

- What?
- Wait.

- Huh?
- Huh?

Losing...

is the new winning.

Yes!

Shut the fuck up!

Surprise!

It's me, Raven.

I did not win Season 2
and I did not win All Stars 1.

Raven, sashay away.

Oh, I was robbed.

Chad Michaels.

Twice.

- Hi!
- Girl!

Surprise, surprise!

Oh! Mwah, mwah!

- You look amazing!
- As do you!

What are you doing here?

Why not?

A lot of queens may not think

that I belong
in a winners' competition,

but I do identify as a winner.

Suck it.

You did win an Emmy.

I did.

- Oh!
- Emmy winner.

I cannot believe you are here.

This is gagging.

Ooh, girl!

She done already
done had herses!

Oh, my God, it's been too long.

Guess who's back in the house?

My queens on top.

You're the pick of the glitter.

You've gagged the world,
and turned it on Twitter.

You done already
done had yourses,

but that don't mean
you can't have morses.

So I hope y'all
are in a winning mood,

because legends rise
with attitude.

I do want morses.

Hello, hello, hello!

Well, well, well.

Welcome
to All Stars, All Winners.

Now, each of you
is gonna leave here

the same way you came in:

as a beloved, crowned queen.

- Hello.
- Yes.

And, child, can't nobody
take that away from you.

- That's right.
- Goddamn right!

Oh, hey, Raven.

In fact, I believe that...

Wait a minute.

Raven, what are you doing here?

I am here just like the rest
of them: to get a crown.

Raven, darling, come over here.

Oh, my God!

Um, Raven, what part of
All Stars, All Winners

do you not understand?

All right, all right.

Fine. I'll go.

Ru?

Walk me to my car?

Drag Race royalty.

Why, you ungrateful little...

Hit her!

Oh!

Harder!

Validate my parking?

And scene.

Bravo.

Give a big round of applause

for Emmy Award-winning
makeup artist Raven.

And don't let the foundation
hit you on the way out, bitch!

Congratulations, bitches!

- Thank you!
- Bye!

- I fell for it, though.
- I fell for it, too.

- I'm such an idiot.
- What's going on here today?

Now, my crowned queens,

unlike Raven, each of you
is in this competition

for the long run,

and only one of you

will walk away with the title
Queen of All Queens.

You sure about that?

You sure?

Yep.

But there's a twist.

Of course there's a twist.

This is RuPaul's Twist Race,
okay?

This season,
no one will be eliminated.

What?

Oh, yes.
The gaggoonery has begun.

Ain't nobody goin' home.

How is this gonna happen?

Each episode,
you'll compete in challenges

designed to test

your award-winning charisma,
uniqueness, nerve, and talent,

and I'll name the top two
All Stars of the week,

each of whom will be awarded
a legendary Legend star...

like the one I'm wearing now.

- Okay!
- Yes!

Then the top two All Stars
will lip sync for their legacy.

The lip sync winner will receive
a cash tip of $10,000.

- Ooh!
- Okay!

Plus the power to block
one of her fellow queens

from receiving a legendary
Legend star the following week.

- Oh!
- Oh!

Yes, honey, cease and desist.

Now, that's important,
because this season,

winning legendary Legend stars
is everything.

In the grand finale,

the four queens with
the most legendary Legend stars

will compete in
a Lip Sync Lalaparuza Smackdown

for the crown.

Whew, okay.

And in the end,

one of you will be crowned
the Queen of All Queens.

Oh, right.

And she'll also win
a cash prize of...

$200,000.

200,000, you say?

I was just coming here
to make friends,

but now it's a game.

AllStars7.

But first,

nothing keeps
a drag superstar's ego in check

better than a kiki
with her sisters.

- Yes.
- Oh!

So in the grand tradition

of the legendary documentary
Paris is Burning,

the library's
about to be opened.

- Yay!
- Okay!

It's already open.

Because reading is a-what?

- Fundamental!
- Fundamental!

Right!

♪ Oh, Pit Crew

Yes, Pit Crew!

- Hey!
- Damn.

That's a lotta meat.

All right, first up,
Shea Couleé.

Step right up, darling.

Oh, Shady Couleé!

Thank you, Bruno.

- Bye.
- Bye.

- Thank you, Bruno.
- Bye, Bruno.

Well, well, well.

Raja Gemini.

Oh, you are such a legend,

and I'm just so excited

that all it took to get you here
was the promise of free wine.

Where is it?

I mean, that's the truth.

Jinkx Monsoon.

I finally realized where
the last name comes from.

I have never seen anyone
that can blow quite like you.

It's 'cause
I suck a lot of dick.

- The Vivienne!
- Hiya.

I want to personally thank you
for agreeing to come

and be the diversity hire
this season of Drag Race.

Okay, we gonna try this, y'all.

Yvie Oddly, I am so glad, bitch,

that I was able
to work with you this summer

to see for myself
that you don't stink.

It's just your drag, bitch.

- Trinity the Tuck, okay?
- Oh!

I don't have no read
for you, bitch.

You are the realest bitch
in this season

from the knees down, okay?

Shea Couleé.

I'm very glad
that Sasha could not be here,

because we don't have
to hear her talk about roses,

but we do have to look out
for that rosebud of yours.

- Ooh!
- Yes, ma'am.

- We all think she has a rosebud.
- Oh, well.

I don't think so.

Some of us are not so lucky.

-Raja, you're so old,
-Uh-huh.

You make Jinkx's drag
feel fresh.

Trinity the Tuck.

You know, I didn't
wanna have to make

any of those throwaway
filler jokes,

but Ru's the one
who crowned you.

Well, halfway.

Oh!

Wonder Twin Powers, activate!

Yes!

Pew, pew!

- Yvie Oddly.
- Yes.

Your dad is so hot.

I know, right?

What happened?

I know, right?

Vivienne, those lips are so big,

when you floss your teeth,
it looks my ass wearing a thong.

Raja. Boot.

Jaida Essence Hall,

the only queen to win Drag Race
on a fucking Zoom call.

Jinkx Monsoon.

You know, looking at you,

your teeth really represent
the cast here.

Some are big, some are small,

two of them are white.

No, three of them
are white. Yeah.

Jaida Essence Hall.

Look over there.

It's the exit.

Roger.

You've always been like a sis...

You've always been like a mo...

You've been like
a grandmother to me.

You know, they say Geminis
have two faces.

Have you been putting the good
makeup on the other face?

Oh, Monét, people
are always comparing Monét

to Bob the Drag Queen,

and I don't think that's right

and I don't think that's fair.

Bob is very talented.

That's my time!

All right!

Let's keep this
short and simple:

B-O-O-G-E-R-S.

Boogers.

Here you go.

- Trinity the Tuck.
- Yes.

Always known as "the body,"
but never "the face."

Now, Jinkx Monsoon,
in order to read you,

I'm gonna imagine you naked.

Oh, that's how
I lost that weight.

Monét X Change.
Now, not a lot of people know

Monét is a very talented singer.

That's because she's not.

Damn, you girls are shady.

The winner of today's
mini-challenge is...

Jinkx Monsoon.

Con-drag-ulations.

You've won $2,500
cold, hard cash.

Cash?

Just cash?

Now, for your first
All Star maxi-challenge,

you'll be collaborating
on my new song Legends.

Yes, ma'am.

You need to write
your own sickening verses

and come up with
iconic choreography.

But first, there's one more
legendary queen

I want you to meet.

What?

The time has come
to bring it to the runway.

- Ooh!
- Oh!

My queens, welcome back

to the main stage
of RuPaul's Drag Race.

Category is what
becomes a legend most?

Don't ask me, ask her.

What?

Oh, here we go.

Who's "her?"

Oh, God.

That's... Naomi... Campbell.

Shut the fuck up!

Oh, my God!

Oh!

Yes! Yes!

- Yes! Yes!
- Oh, my God!

I am about to pass out.

I'm talking in the church aisle

with the church mothers fanning
me with their pamphlets out.

Please give a warm
Drag Racewelcome

to the one and only
Naomi Campbell.

Welcome! Welcome!

Hello, ladies!

- Hi!
- Hi!

Ru, I love what
you've done with your empire.

Oh, thank you. I bet you
say that to all the moguls.

No, I do not.
I do not.

We knew each other
back in 1990, yeah.

What about when you came
to the Paris and Versace couture

and we walked to your song?

- That's right.
- Wow.

Of course, you are
one of the greatest top models

in the entire world.

- Amazing.
- Amazing.

Maybe you could give
my All Stars a little advice.

So I'm gonna give you
a master class

to how to put the bass
into your walk.

You up for it?

- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.

Okay, queens, one at a time.

Show us what you got.

You better werk.

Oh, my God.
I can't believe it's real.

Naomi Campbell has the most
legendary runway walk

of, like, all time.

She bats her eyes and, like,
a million people faint.

I'm fainting.

♪ Hit 'em with your catwalk

Up first, Jaida Essence Hall.

♪ Like the world
is your runway ♪

What is happening?

It's just very hard to believe
that I have to walk

in front of the master
of walking on the runway.

My legs do kind of
feel like Jell-O,

but also at the same time,

I know that
I'm a boss chick walker.

I would love to see you walk
more with a glide.

Okay.

And more strength
in the beginning,

like a stallion.

Where did you learn
your walk from?

Seeing a beautiful Black woman
who looked like you,

you have left a mark on me,

and I for sure,
I'm inspired by you,

so thank you,
thank you, thank you.

Thank you so much.

Up next, Raja.

I'm the runway queen,
but Naomi Campbell is goddess.

So I'm just gobsmacked.

I'm slayed, I'm gagged.

♪ You're somebody,
the way you work that body ♪

Relax your hands.

The poses are great,

and your walk, for me, is great.

Thank you.

Thank you, Naomi.
Thank you.

♪ Like the world
is your runway ♪

Jinkx Monsoon.

Naomi Campbell
is probably thinking,

who let this horny old lady
walk this runway?

I love the drama
that you give with this walk,

but you've got to go
a bit slower.

I feel very good that I didn't
fall in front of Naomi Campbell.

Next up, The Vivienne.

When I was in school
and I'd go into a hallway,

if there was no one
in that hallway,

then I'd just be like,
bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, uh.

- She's so smooth.
- Yeah.

Very "I don't give a damn,"

and I like that runway, I do.

- Yeah!
- Werk!

Our British queen!

I feel like I've got the weight
of the UK on my shoulders

to be here as the only British
queen on the American stage.

- It does feel different.
- Well, the only difference here

is that you walk
on the left side,

not on the right side.

Yes.

Trinity the Tuck.

I know my runway walk.

I have been doing
this pageant walk

for years and years
and years, honey.

She knows how to work that leg.

I get a lot of strength
from your shoulders.

This is the football player
in me.

Next up, Monét X Change.

The vibe and energy I bring

is, like, a runway chick
who is walking to the mall

because she knows she about
to get cast on a model show.

But she's, like,
my spot is mine.

Like, no one's taking my spot.

Like, I can get there
in my own time.

I love your walk,
I love your confidence,

I love the energy,

but I want you not to do that
with your feet.

Yes, you know, exactly.

Yeah, yeah.

Thank you, Naomi!

Yvie Oddly.

I'm out here
intentionally serving chaos.

Hair in the face,
jacket hanging off,

like, tuck out to one side.

Yes, legs.

I like to think
of my walk as, like,

constantly fighting the fall
that's about to happen.

I understand your walk.
I love your whole vibe.

Your vibe,
the way you walk, suits you.

♪ Like the world
is your runway ♪

Up next, Shea Couleé.

It is the most sickening,
iconic thing

to be walking on the runway
in front of Naomi Campbell,

somebody whose walk
I have studied,

to try and emulate
her goddess-like energy.

And this is my moment

to show my teacher
all that I've learned.

- Ooh!
- Yes, ma'am.

Well, Shea Couleé.

Hi.

When did you start
learning how to walk?

When I was probably
nine years old,

and I would put on this very
specific video of you

walking in the Victoria's Secret
fashion show.

You had on this
beautiful beaded fringe,

and the way that
you made that fringe sway,

it lives in my mind rent-free.

Girl, when I'm going to get milk
from the grocery store,

that is what I channeled.

Yeah, it shows. You do.

You know what you're doing.
You have it controlled.

You know how to slow it down,
to bring it up, to...

It was perfection for me.

Wow.

Uh...

I... well, um...

- Oh.
- Aw.

There aren't enough words

to describe the impact
that you've had on me.

Oh, bitch, she's gonna
make me fucking cry.

I just really
look up to you a lot,

and it was really amazing to be
able to get up on this runway

and walk in front of you.

I've spent my whole life

practicing
for a moment like that.

Pleasure to meet you.

Oh, the pleasure was all mine,
the pleasure was all mine.

And to have it on TV
so people know I wasn't lying?

Girl.

Queens, you're all
absolutely amazing,

and I just wanna say to you...

Don't fuck it up.

Yeah, because I'll hear
about it, and I'll be watching.

Thank you!

Whew, Miss Naomi Campbell, girl!

I cannot believe it.

The iconic-ness.

How is it she looks better
in person?

Girl, after walking the runway
in front of Naomi Campbell,

I really don't know what
to expect this season, bitch.

This has never been done before.

I have no idea what
I'm getting myself into.

This is like
I'm a virgin again. Oh!

I went away,
and I came back with these!

Yes!

Oh, I just need the body heat.

All of these queens
are immeasurable.

They're insurmountable.

Do I know the definition
to that word?

No, but I know that they fierce.

And each and every one of them
came to win.

No, I'm not gonna do that.
Never mind.

So I know there's gonna be
some stiff competition.

Jesus, Yvie!

Girl!

Emphasis on "stiff."

God, I ain't got lashes on,
and I'm still pretty.

You are, bitch.
You are a pretty bitch.

And Imma push you down.

Are you gonna sing
or rap, Monét?

I'm gonna do both.

Oh!

Our maxi-challenge this week

is to write and choreograph
a performance

to RuPaul's new song Legends.

Girl, this
is my bread and butter.

I'm known for being able
to spit some bars really quick.

First thing I do in the morning

is I brush my teeth
and I sharpen my tongue.

Jinkx, do you need one?

I can bring a stool.

Thank you, Ra-JAH.

Ra-JAH, Ra-jayjay.

What are all the different
things people call you?

Roger.

Goddess.

Your Highness.

I prefer "thou."

- Thou.
- Thou.

Thy, thou.

Actually, I think that's
what I'm gonna write about.

There you go.

Raja, the goddess,
the deity, the supreme,

and soon to be queen of queens!

Editors, please insert
echoing sounds.

Put a little reverb on that.

The queen of queens!

That's wonderful.
I just want that.

I just want the title alone.

I think I'm gonna give you
a 101 crash course

on, like, who Jinkx Monsoon is,

which is a horny,
middle-aged MILF.

But middle-aged?

I've been practicing
being 50 since I was 20.

This is about standing out.

She who wins the first challenge

is a heavy hitter,
a main contender.

What are other boxing terms
I can use for this?

The best thing about this
legendary season, bitch,

is that we could
take chances on ourself

because no bitch is going home.

- Right.
- Precisely.

Oh, yes, yes.

So you could take a risk and
try something you've never done

just to show the audience
a new side of you.

So you're gonna sing it.

Hell no.

The song is about, like,
your legend you left behind,

and I think the legend
that I left behind me

is just doing Drag Race
my own way

and going against the grain.

Being here with you lot

I felt really intimidated
walking in.

Oh, really? Why?

I've just always revered
American drag so much.

I feel like I've got
something to prove.

- Well, and you were the first...
- For queen and country!

I definitely feel like
a bit of an outsider,

because I'm the only
British queen.

There's a load of money
on the line and another crown,

and you're doing it
for your country.

It's just, like, boom.

Yours is a perfect verse
to rap on.

I'm Trinity, and I can tuck,

and I don't give a fuck
or whatever.

- Okay.
- There you go, write that down.

I'm blending all these lyrics
together.

Thanks for writing
the whole damn thing.

Trinity?

Huh? Huh?

It's time to go do
our choreography.

We've nominated you
as the choreographer for this.

Bitch, we're not joking.
We're serious.

That is a lie.

And when RuPaul asks tomorrow,

we are going to tell him
that it was all Trinity.

You know what?

If we do well, I'm claiming it.

If we don't,
I'm blaming it on Monét.

Okay, ladies, no time to talk.

We have a lot of work to do.

It's time for all these winners
to get together

to choreograph a dance
for RuPaul's song Legends.

♪ Broadway, baby

Oh, God, we just have
to choreograph our own song.

This needs to go fiercely,

and everyone
needs to be flawless,

because we are all
RuPaul's legendary children.

Like, we cannot come in here
looking crazy.

Do you think
we should start on stage?

Like, should we be posed
on stage,

or should the entering
be part of it?

Oh, I like an entrance.

What if we started it in,
like, a picture?

Some of us down lower?

Because I think
it would be really cool

with the way the music swells
if, like,

- we start rising...
- Yeah.

The problem with
so many talented people

all trying
to share a stage is...

You know what we should do?

We should do,
like, a friendly battle.

Maybe save that
for the battle at the end.

Or we could do this dance
from the eighties.

A wealth of good ideas.

What I'm thinking is if we got
behind Monét in more of a clump

and make a clump,

then Monét
could join the clump...

Is that a real choreographical
term, "clump?"

If we were in a clump,

then we could stay,
like, posed or something,

and do something
where we're, like...

In a clump.

Yeah, you know, in a clump,
where it looks like the clump

is, like, you know,
like those balls?

There's also a rainbow line,
a verse that says rainbow in it.

What if we formed a rainbow,

just all going one way,
you know?

I think what we should do

is there should not be
too many kitchen...

Or chefs in the kitchen.

But we should, like, Shea,
you're a good dancer.

- Okay.
- You wanna be the choreographer?

But we should all
give a little feedback.

Absolutely.

I've done a lot of choreography
in my life,

but this is the legendary
legends season,

you know what I'm saying?

So we have to deliver
that level of quality.

So, like, you're
the best dancer here.

We all believe in you.
Let's do it.

But nan one of these bitches
can choreograph,

so here I am.

You're welcome.

Let's just, like,
develop, like, a picture.

- Let's build a picture.
- Yeah.

I can go low.

I can't be on my knees
in my dress.

Okay, well, then how about

you come over here
and stand with me.

I gotta channel my best
Debbie Allen in Fame

and put these girls to work.

So this is what we're gonna do.

I'm thinking
with your, like, deity line,

if we did kind of,
like, one of those...

You know, with the hands, like...

- You know.
- Yes, I love it.

Okay. One, Monét,

and two and three and four.

Do you guys wanna try
and run that really quick?

Yeah, let's see
if we can get that.

Okay, five, six, seven, eight.

One and two and three and four.

- That was gorgeous.
- Fun!

These girls are going to sparkle

like the legendary Legend stars
they are.

One, two, three, four,
five, six, snap, eight.

Wait. Do we turn here?

That would so cute.

- That just sounded sickening.
- That is really sickening.

We should have shown Naomi that.

Girl, you're now seeing

how hard this competition
is gonna be,

because everybody is good.

I mean, like, there is not
a filler queen here.

I mean, there are some fillers
in some queens,

but there's not a filler queen.

Bitch, I'm telling you,

this has gotta be the season
of legends, bitch,

because this is the smoothest
motherfucking choreography

I have ever seen in my life.

Welcome to the all winners
season, bitch.

I am very confident
I'm not going home.

- Whoo!
- Whoo!

Me mouth's dry
as a cat's asshole.

I literally keep forgetting
you're British.

Oh, yes!

First runway of the legends
of the legends!

Hickory, dickory, dock,
dickory dock.

First runway of the legends
of the legends!

Today we are getting ready
for our first maxi-challenge,

a performance of RuPaul's
new song Legends.

Oh, girl.

This is the premiere challenge

of the biggest season
of Drag Raceever.

This has got to be mind-blowing.

The judges are expecting
the top tier of performance,

and we have got
to give it to them.

So if we could have, like,

another three,
four weeks' rehearsal,

that would be lovely, please.

I'm looking for the steamer.

Jinkx, I can't.

What?

Oh, I love all this new shit!

Look how cool these are.

They really are.
These are chic.

Thank you, Anastasia!

This is such a good group.

Like, yesterday
was the most fun I've had

for the first challenge
I've ever done.

Yes, honey, and the way, like,
you took charge yesterday,

and, like, made sure
that, like, we were all good.

So, I mean, if you have
to lip sync for that cash tip,

girl, and you go hard
and you get it,

who the fuck are you blocking?

So for me, it feels like
a game of chess,

and you kind of
got the first move.

So this decision sets the pace

for how the rest of the
competition is gonna roll out.

My strategy for All Stars 5

was, you know,
I'm always going to vote

on who I feel
was the weakest that week.

The issue with this version is...

Like, why would we block one
of the weak ones, you know?

Block a weak one?
That's what I'm saying.

- Yes.
- Exactly.

You have to play the game
strategically.

You wanna get to the top four,

you got to block
your competition,

so that way
you can get the star.

How else are you supposed
to play this game?

You're gonna block
the weakest competitor?

That don't make no sense.

They ain't gonna win
no stars anyway.

Okay, so do you think blocking
is kind of a compliment?

Right? It's kind of, yeah.

At least on a regular All Stars,

like, when you throw a bitch
under the bus,

there's a chance
that she's gonna go.

Okay?

Versus coming back into
the werkroom the next day,

and she's like,
"So, bitch, you blocked me."

Okay?

And bitch, if you falter,

then that bitch
gonna send your ass

fucking
blockity-block-block-block.

It's shady boots.

Shady little boots.

Tiny little shady boots
in the shade.

How are you feeling about today?

- Good, yeah.
- Yeah?

I was watching you rehearse.

I was like, dag,
Trinity got a donk, girl.

I was thinking the same thing
with you, too, bitch.

That's what brings us together,
the fat asses.

Yeah.

A lot of people
expect Monét and I

to have this major rivalry
because we are twinners.

But the truth is, I love Monét.

We won.

We both got
to accomplish something

so amazing in our careers.

Bitch, when the strategy
starts tonight,

people are going to be
in their feelings.

What is the strategy
you're gonna play on?

- I really don't know.
- Yeah.

I don't know.

Can we, like... do we...
Do we do an alliance?

Bitch, if you wanna do an
alliance, I will do an alliance.

I'm down to do it,
because I think

they all think that we're
gonna be gunning at each other.

And if you and I
have an alliance together...

Bitch, I will.

I'm very down.
I'm very serious.

Trinity is very competitive.

She's a strong player
in Drag Race.

So knowing that she may have
the chance of blocking someone,

I don't want to be
on the receiving end of that.

Having Trinity as an ally

is way better
than having her as an enemy.

Because if you and I make it
to the top four again together,

I'm very into it.

- Let's do it.
- Let's do it.

Now, like, in life,

I'm not, like,
a huge competition person.

But something about Drag Race

brings out that
competitive edge in me.

I am here to play the game.

I am here to play alliances,

and I will lie, cheat,
steal a crown if I have to.

- Do an alliance?
- Yeah, yeah.

Did you just say,
"Let's team up?"

She asked me
if I could help her stone.

And I'm like, uh, you're
just standing there, girl.

Help me, bitch.

Raja, what was it like

when you were crowned
all those seasons ago,

before they even had
the, like, audience?

I wish I hadn't ugly-cried
so ugly.

I remember hugging Manila,

and, like, in her ear,
I'm like, "Oh, my God,

"I'm crying so ugly,

I feel like I look
like an asshole."

And she's like,
"You are an asshole."

- And then we became besties.
- I'm very happy you're here.

Bitch, your season was
the season I started watching.

You made me fall in love
with drag.

I remember watching you on TV
with Dita von Teese

teaching the models burlesque.

Oh, yes, on Top Model.

I looked up to you
and I thought that was so cool,

and I was a teenager.

Get outta here, Jinkx!

I thought we were friends.

Jaida, how did you feel
about winning?

The hardest part
about the win for me

was that because
of the pandemic,

I didn't get to,
like, travel the world

and, like, feel my "Oh, bitch,
I'm the winner" confidence.

It's like if somebody told you
you won the lottery,

but you can't touch it,
you know what I mean?

But you were that fierce.

- Thank you.
- You were that deserving.

Yeah, and I think, like,

I'm learning to know that
all the time,

and trying to, like,
work getting past being here.

And, like, I come here
and I compete with y'all,

and it just
makes me feel so good,

- because of, like, the level...
- Oh, bitch!

The level is, like, sickening,

that all of you all possess.

I'm like, it's good to know
that, like,

I deserve to be here
just as much as anybody.

So, like, thank y'all for
being such good sisters to me.

Even coming here, I was
a little nervous about, like...

I was, like, I don't know,
like, how it would be,

because I'm sometimes
very closed off.

But I'm so glad
to be here with y'all,

and I'm so glad
that y'all are so...

We're so glad to have you here!

You deserve to be here.

- Thank you.
- You are deserving. Know that!

- Yes.
- I feel really excited

to be competing with
the cream de le crème...

Is that crème de la crme?

Cream style corn, cream of
the crop, whatever the tea is.

These queens are making me feel
like I'm right at home,

and that I am a for sure part
of the winner's circle,

regardless of how the year went
for me during the pandemic.

Everyone's emo already.

Goddamn.

You know what? At least you
don't have your base on yet.

I'm, like, literally, like...

You're gonna make me
fucking cry, bitch.

Jaida, come over here.
Let's make out.

Jaida, I'm still
blocking you if I win.

♪ Cover girl,
put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe,
let your whole body talk ♪

- Yas!
- ♪ Cover girl

And what?

Welcome to the main stage

of RuPaul's Drag Race
All Stars, All Winners.

She's a legend in her
own time, Michelle Visage.

More like a legend in
my own mind, but I'll take it.

Style superstar Carson Kressley.

Have you ever won anything?

Oh, I won a goldfish once
at a fair,

and, uh, and an Emmy
a long time ago for Queer Eye.

I bet that goldfish
was delicious.

It was.

And heaven must be missing
an angel,

because she's here with us
tonight. Cameron Diaz.

I thought that
this was heaven, Ru.

We are so happy you're here.

I know you're a super fan.

I'm actually a really big fan
of your music, Ru.

I'm super excited
about your songs.

Oh, my goodness,
that's so kind of you.

Well, you know,
I have a new song

if you wanna hear it.

- You do?
- Yes.

- Like, right now?
- Sure!

Oh, but you still have to
start the show and everything.

Yeah, no, let's do it.

- Really?
- Yeah, let's do it, okay?

All right, here we go.
Watch this.

Performing Give 'Em What
They Want, it's RuPaul.

♪ I know you wanna work

♪ I know you wanna work

- Yas!
- ♪ I know you wanna work

♪ They wanna see you
let it out ♪

♪ They wanna see you go off

♪ You know I am in business

♪ Come, let's give 'em
just what they want ♪

♪ They wanna see you work

♪ They wanna see you
let it out ♪

♪ They wanna see you go off

♪ You know I am in business

♪ Come, let's give 'em
just what they want ♪

♪ I know you wanna work,
work, work, work ♪

♪ Work, work, work, I know
you wanna work, work, work ♪

♪ I know you wanna work,
work, work, work ♪

You betta!

♪ Work, work, work,
work, work, work ♪

♪ I know you wanna work,
work, work, work ♪

♪ Work, work, work,
work, work ♪

♪ I know you wanna work,
work, work, work ♪

♪ I know you wanna...

♪ No shame fam,
don't need the fig leaf ♪

♪ Wigs get snatched,
bring me the wig thief ♪

♪ No tea, no shade, no beef

♪ But who is the drag
commander-in-chief? ♪

♪ Last I checked,
I'm still the boss ♪

♪ Paid the price,
I paid the cost ♪

♪ Flashy flexing when I floss

♪ Damn, she wrecks it
when she walks ♪

♪ Machiavelli to the drop, uh

♪ They wanna see you
let it out ♪

♪ They wanna see you go off

♪ You know I am in business

♪ Come, let's give 'em
just what they want ♪

♪ They wanna see you work

♪ They wanna see you
let it out ♪

♪ They wanna see you go off

♪ You know I am in business

♪ Come, let's give 'em
just what they want ♪

♪ They wanna see you...

- Yes!
- Yes!

♪ Work, work, work,
work, work, work ♪

♪ I know you wanna work,
work, work, work ♪

♪ Work, work,
work, work, work ♪

I know you wanna work,
work, work, work ♪

- Yas!
- Brava!

Work!

This week,
we challenged our queens

to reintroduce themselves

in an All Stars, All Winners
remix of my song Legends.

And tonight on the runway,

category is I'm Crowning.

Hee-hee-hee-hee.

Racers, start your engines,

and may the best legend win.

I'm proud to announce

the All Stars, All Winners
debut of Legends.

Hit it.

♪ Legends rise

♪ We're legendary

♪ Watch me touch the sky

♪ High, high, rainbow high

♪ We're legendary

♪ Legends never die

♪ Raja the goddess,
the supreme deity ♪

♪ There is no rivalry,
God lets you worship me ♪

♪ Iconic style,
transcending he or she ♪

♪ Refer to my pronouns
as thou ♪

♪ Drop to your knees and bow

♪ Hello, world,
I'm Jinkx Monsoon ♪

♪ I'm here to make
your stepson swoon ♪

♪ I'm in it to win it,
I'm fierce like a cougar ♪

♪ Rise to the challenge, get
the judges saying, ooh, girl ♪

♪ Rub-a-dub-dub,
get in my tub ♪

♪ Mommy's gonna scrub down
all of these SOBs ♪

♪ Yes, I'm Jinkx
and I aim to please ♪

♪ If you don't believe me,
check my knees ♪

♪ Realize the triple crown
is why I'm here ♪

♪ It's what I'm after

♪ Bow down, kiss the ring,
call me master ♪

♪ Queen of serving face

♪ Seven other bitches
know C and the UN-T ♪

♪ Only crowned queens
have cun-geniality ♪

♪ I wonAll Stars 4
and I'll do it again ♪

♪ I'll do the bop, bop, bop
for me and my fans ♪

♪ Hey, hey

♪ Legends rise

♪ We're legendary

♪ Watch me touch the sky

♪ High, high, rainbow high

♪ Ooh, we're legendary

♪ Legends never die

♪ Legends rise

♪ We're legendary

♪ Legends never die

♪ High, high

♪ Guess who's back here
to slay again ♪

♪ Under my belt,
count 'em, seven wins ♪

♪ Ain't nobody show up like
this, tuck it up like this ♪

♪ I could do it all night

♪ This Southern gal
on her game ♪

♪ Body for days,
make you say ooh-la-la ♪

♪ Herstory know me by name,
this be more reign ♪

♪ Set it on fire

♪ Oddly, it's Yvie

♪ I can't be beaten,
believe me, nope, nope ♪

♪ I'm freaky like Friday,
I won the crown my way ♪

♪ And I'll make this next one
look easy, ooh ♪

♪ Queen of the queerdos

♪ Teaching the kids
to live freely, so freely ♪

♪ I keep on growing past
what they all know ♪

♪ Because you can't
fit my legend on TV ♪

♪ Queen of queens
has always been my future ♪

♪ Since my life found a way

♪ Hey, yeah

♪ Gonna show
what the UK's got ♪

♪ I'm ready to start my reign

♪ My reign

♪ Legends rise

♪ We're legendary

♪ Watch me
touch the sky ♪

♪ High, high, rainbow high

♪ Ooh, we're legendary

♪ Legends never die

♪ Legends rise

♪ We're legendary

♪ Legends never die,
high, high ♪

♪ The legend's back again,
gonna snatch the crown ♪

♪ 'Bout to turn the whole world
upside down ♪

♪ Sickening little bitch
with an itty bitty waist ♪

♪ Child, I'm never afraid
to put a bitch in her place ♪

♪ She's a queen
for the people ♪

♪ You're mother-tuckin' right

♪ Got the looks, the beauty

♪ I know you're gonna like me

♪ The worldwide pandemic
with seven more queens ♪

♪ With a set from Mama Ru,
even though I can't sing ♪

♪ That's right,
save the best for last ♪

♪ I'm Miss Couleé,
but did you gotta ask ♪

♪ I'm dripped in designer,
hot on fire ♪

♪ Struttin' down the runway,
building my empire ♪

♪ You better bring the energy

♪ 'Cause slaying is my legacy

♪ And if you ain't scared
of me, ha, ha, ha ♪

♪ Miss Thing, you better be

-♪ Miss Thing, you better be
-♪ Miss Thing, you better be

♪ Legends rise

♪ We're legendary

♪ Watch me touch the sky

♪ High, high, rainbow high

♪ Ooh, we're legendary

♪ Legends never die

♪ High, high, legends rise

♪ We're legendary

♪ Legends never die

♪ High, high

♪ Legends never die

Wow!

Oh, my goodness.

Category is I'm Crowning.

First up, Raja.

You know, if it ain't
brocade, don't fix it.

Well, she put
the "verse" in "Versace."

Oh, there you go.

"Raja" means "king"
in Indonesian,

so I wanted to go with
the ultimate gay king idea

of Louis XIV.

I designed the outfit
basically shoe first,

and then I built the look
around it.

Yeah, honey,
she's going for baroque.

Jinkx Monsoon.
That's gorgeous.

There's something about Mary...

Queen of Scots.

I'm giving some kind of mash-up

between Queen Elizabeth I,

the Virgin Mary,
and Angelina Jolie.

Oh!

Organzalina Jolie.

I wanted the moment you saw me

for you to say,
"That's a queen."

But then I've got this leg
that comes out of nowhere

to let you know

that I still get down with
the motherfucking sickness.

Monét X Change.

Ooh, yes, honey.

Come on with the crown royale.

Today on the runway

I'm giving you track suit
crowned queen realness.

I love the nineties.

Obviously, I love Black culture.

It's who I is.

With my crown in my wig,

I just feel really cool
in this look.

She's always got
a lot of balls up in the air.

Up next, Trinity the Tuck.

Yes, mama.

Oh, she has crushed this velvet.

This is the all winners season.

Queen of All Queens.

So make no mistake.

Miss Honey
has brought the drama.

Has there ever been
a bigger gown on this runway?

No, I don't think so.

That's one hell of a loveseat.

More cushion for the pushin'.

Yvie Oddly.

It's not rayon,
it's actually crayon.

Yes, this bitch
is cray-cray and Crayola.

I'm serving you crowns.

Cray-owns.

I'm dripping in cray-owns.

I'm just channeling
the young RuPaul

in the most punk, Yvie way
I know how.

So this one's for you,
weewee PaulRu.

I could wax poetic
about this look for days.

The Vivienne.

My God, even her shoes
are wearing an outfit.

I've never felt this good

on a runway in my life.

I'm giving Vivienne Westwood,
Iris van Herpen.

The fabrics used in this look
are really burlappy,

so it's giving this gorgeous
queen of Earth.

She's just been dug up,
and now she's here.

Burlap out of it!

Jaida Essence Hall.

Marge Simpson could never.

I feel absolutely stunning.

My hair is up

in this beautiful, like,
dread moment. Ding!

With my tiny, cute crown.

I feel good,
and I know that I look good.

Heavy is the hair
who wears the crown.

Shea Couleé.

Stunning.

And the winner
of this year's golden lobes...

I am floating down this runway

like Queen Nefertiti

getting ready to go and greet
her adoring subjects.

I have my crown made of braids.

I have these ear prosthetics

with beautiful
jade green gauges.

I mean, it's what
a queen deserves.

Nubian friends silver,
old friends gold.

♪ New friends silver

♪ Old friends gold

Welcome, you gorgeous creatures.

All Stars, All Winnersrules
are in full effect.

Tonight, I'll name the top two
All Stars of the week

and award each of them
a legendary Legend star.

Then, the top two will lip sync

for their chance to win $10,000

and the power to block
one of their fellow competitors

from receiving a legendary
Legend star next week.

Remember, in our grand finale,

the four queens
with the most stars

will compete in our Lip Sync
Lalaparuza Smackdown

for the crown,

and the winner will walk away

with a cash prize of $200,000.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Gay gasp.

Now, it's time
for the judges' critiques,

starting with Raja.

- I'm so happy to see you.
- Hi, Michelle!

It's been so long.

Your crowning look is so fun.

This is what
I would expect from you.

The level of detail,
the level of story,

the craftsmanship,
this is all world class.

Raja, I am just gobsmacked.

In the performance,
your artistry, your expression,

I felt like it was very sort of
Blade Runnerfuturistic.

You look phenomenal,

and your hair, all I saw
was the blunt cut.

Nobody has ever said

that you can't cut a bitch
with a blunt cut.

All right, up next,
Jinkx Monsoon.

Water off a duck's back.

This is absolutely beautiful.

The crown with all of the rays,

the gown, the modernized slit

to show she's still a little ho
underneath all this finery.

I mean, you were just drop-dead
sexy in that performance.

I loved your lyrics.

I thought your rhymes
were very tight.

I believe that's what
the kids say nowadays.

Yes, yes.

That was great.

- Thank you so much.
- Thank you.

Up next, Monét X Change.

You came out and you kilt it.

You know when there's music
and when there's a performance,

Monét is gonna go in
and she's gonna go in hard.

- Thank you.
- And you delivered.

This look is so great,

very, like, Queens hair show
extravaganza, elevated.

I wanted to do the take
on the runway

like a crowned queen
from Queens.

That sounds fierce.

Are you from Queens?

No, I'm from Brooklyn,

but, you know, Queens is a'ight.

Thank you, Monét.

Thank you, Ru.

Up next, Trinity the Tuck.

Hello!

You are very much a look queen,

so I expect
nothing less from you

than to come out in a dress
that you can't move in.

No.

But it's really,
really beautiful,

the rich, deep purple velvet

and the bugle beads hanging off.

During the performance,

I could not
take my eyes off of you.

You are a showgirl.

You were literally
getting carried away

by three hot dancers,

but you had
so much star quality,

or perhaps it was the Ritalin,
I was just focused on you.

You're just a star.

Girl, I was feeling the fantasy.

I don't know any of the lyrics.

I was living my life.

Yvie Oddly.

Queen of the queerdos.

Queen of the queerdos.

The performance was amazing.

I feel like you take risks

whether they're gonna pay off
or not, like that wig.

Meow!

I'm gonna say
that wasn't a payoff,

but you own being weird
and queer and different.

That's why we fell in love with
Yvie Oddly in the first place.

I love a great Club Kid look.

This is very late eighties,
early nineties.

All of it looks really chic
and well done.

It's like a kid who, like,
got into all the crayons.

It's very playful.

At the same time,
it's sexy and gorgeous.

I loved every part of it.

Thank you.

- Thank you, Yvie.
- Thank you.

Up next, from the UK,
it's The Vivienne.

Hiya, luv!

In the musical performance,

you looked absolutely stunning.

That beautiful hair,
the costume, it's gorgeous,

your voice was beautiful.

I'm so happy that you're here
joining us on our main stage.

This look, it's very natural
and it's all about texture.

I thought it was very mystical.

I was thinking it was The Lion,
the Bitch, and the Wardrobe.

It's beautiful.

This is just so beautiful,
very wood nymph.

If I'm walking
through the forest,

I just want you
to pop in front of me

and wave that wand around.

Like a flasher?
Hey, hey, hey!

Exactly.

Thank you so much, The Vivienne.

- Thank you for having me.
- Welcome to America.

All right, up next,
Jaida Essence Hall.

- Hello!
- Hello!

Your music performance
was so good, Jaida.

It was so emphatic.
I loved it.

And then at the end
your saying you can't sing,

that was just funny, but
it's also really great work.

If this was a basketball team,

you would be,
like, the smallest player

who's, like, dribbling
in between everybody

and be, like, taking the shots.

You were just moving
and grooving through it,

and it was just
so much fun to watch.

Thank you.

This runway look,
I love that beehive,

and then the tiny little crown
is a fun sense of humor moment

for a dress
that's quite elegant.

Thank you.

- Thank you so much, Jaida.
- Thank you.

Up next, Shea Couleé.

Hi.

That performance was so strong.

You came onto that stage
and just let everybody have it.

You gave me chills up my arm,

and I was like, whoa,
I just got Couleé'd.

This is grandeur.

The details on this
and the thought behind it,

it's a big idea,
and it had a big payoff.

Thank you, Carson.

Thank you, ladies,
I think we've heard enough.

While you enjoy a House of Love
cocktail in the werkroom,

the judges and I
will deliberate.

Oh, my goodness, great night
for our All Stars.

Each of these girls
has their own brand,

and they've taken that brand
to the top.

All right, now, just between
us squirrel friends,

what do you think?

We have to determine

the top two All Stars
of the week.

This is gonna be
very difficult for us.

- Oh, God, Ru.
- Yeah.

Michelle, who are your top two?

My top two were Monét and Shea.

You know, Monét came out
and she killed that performance.

She was amazing.

The thing about Monét
is she's got a charm factor

- that is off the charts.
- Yeah.

On the runway, y'all,

this is one of my favorites
of the night

because it's funny.

She put caged hip bustle

in a frigging windbreaker
Members Only tracksuit.

- Uh-huh.
- That look was bomb.

And Shea Couleé
had a night and a half.

When she came out there
and did her verse,

I was blown away by everything:

the presence, the lyrics.

All of it was so fantastic.

And on the runway,

the way she paired haute couture
Maison Valentino

with this beautiful
Nefertiti-inspired hair,

it was just breathtaking.

We were all jaws agape.

She came to Slay Couleé.

Okay.

The way she put it together,

that's what someone
who has great style does.

- Yes.
- They make it their own

and they style it in a way
that is so special

that it was just

one of my favorite
runway looks in herstory.

Oh!

Periodt, with a "T" at the endt.

Wow. That's high praise
from Mr. Kressley.

I think Trinity
is one of the queens

that I feel like
is on another level

that nobody else really touches.

That's why
she is a winner, baby.

- Mm-hmm.
- And she's one of my favorites.

Yeah, you're absolutely right.
Trinity is a showgirl.

She is captivating,
she's got star quality,

and I could tell she
didn't know any of those lyrics,

but I did not care
because she is so watchable.

She was living.

When those guys lifted her up,

she knew exactly the right
attitude for that number,

and it sold it.

I don't wanna put
a damper on things,

but we have to care about

not knowing the lyrics
in this comp...

- Right.
- Because look at these bitches!

Everybody's so great.

You're right, you're right,

and she did write the lyrics.

- Thank you!
- So she should know them.

Yeah, it definitely
was not the words she wrote,

but she looked stunning.

You could not look away.

Honestly, it was mesmerizing.

- Yeah.
- Yvie Oddly I thought

captured our attention
the entire time.

The runway look, it was so cool.

I loved the story about it, too.

You know, all the colors
of the rainbow,

all the colors of the crayons,
blending and melting,

and making something
really beautiful maybe

out of something
that was considered messy.

And then in
the musical performance,

I thought she was
one of the top for sure.

Just so much energy,
so much presence,

really commanded
that performance,

that I didn't care so much...
The wig was terrible.

Burn it, because
it was horrendous.

And that was a pussycat wig.

That was an alley cat wig.

That was a feral cat wig.

All right, silence.

I've made my decision.

Bring back my legends.

I'm right here.

Welcome back, All Stars.

You all turnt it out this week,

but two of you
truly made us gag.

The top two All Stars
of the week are...

Shea Couleé

and Monét X Change.

Con-drag-ulations.

You've each earned
a legendary Legend star.

And you're both one step closer

to our grand finale
Lip Sync Lalaparuza Smackdown

for the crown.

Ahh.

Ladies, the rest of you
may take a seat.

Good luck.

Y'all, don't block me.

Two legends stand before me.

Shea.

Monét.

This is your chance
to impress me,

win $10,000, and earn the power

to block one
of your fellow queens

from receiving a legendary
Legend star next week.

I love you both so much.

The time has come...

for you to lip sync...

for your legacy!

I'm gonna come in
guns a-blazing,

because I wanna
A... let these ho's know,

and B... get $10,000.

Girl, like, $10,000
is never a bad thing.

Not unless you're Jeff Bezos

and that's just, like, what,
a coffee and a crumpet?

Monét is a very talented
lip syncer.

She has given us
some iconic lip syncs

in her Drag Racetenure.

However, I'm Shea Couleé,

and I'm about
to slay this lip sync.

Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

♪ Old MacDonald had a farm,
E-I-E-I-O ♪

♪ And on this farm
he had some chicks, E-I-E-I-O ♪

♪ With a chick, chick here,
a chick, chick there ♪

♪ Here a chick, there a chick,
everywhere a chick, chick ♪

♪ Old MacDonald had a farm,
E-I-E-I-O ♪

♪ Old MacDonald had a farm,
E-I-E-I-O ♪

♪ And on this farm
he had some ducks, E-I-E-I-O ♪

♪ With a quack, quack here,
a quack, quack there ♪

♪ Here a quack, there a quack,
everywhere a quack, quack ♪

♪ Chick, chick here,
a chick, chick there ♪

♪ Here a chick, there a chick,
everywhere a chick, chick ♪

♪ Old MacDonald had a farm,
E-I-E-I-O ♪

♪ Old MacDonald had a farm,
E-I-E-I-O ♪

♪ And on this farm
he had some pigs, E-I-E-I-O ♪

♪ With an oink, oink here,
an oink, oink there ♪

♪ Here an oink, there an oink,
everywhere an oink, oink ♪

♪ Quack, quack here,
quack, quack there ♪

♪ Here a quack, there a quack,
everywhere a quack, quack ♪

♪ Old MacDonald had a farm,
E-I-E-I-O ♪

♪ And on this farm
he had a Ford, E-I-E-I-O ♪

♪ With a clink, clink here,
a clink, clink there ♪

♪ Here a clink, there a clink,
everywhere a clink, clink ♪

♪ Old MacDonald had a farm,
E-I-E-I-O ♪

♪ Old MacDonald had a farm

♪ And on this farm
he had some cows ♪

♪ With a moo, moo here,
a moo, moo there ♪

♪ Here a moo, there a moo,
everywhere a moo, moo ♪

♪ Old MacDonald had a farm

♪ Old MacDonald had a farm

♪ What a swingin' farm

♪ And on this farm
he had some chicks, E-I-E-I-O ♪

♪ A chick, chick here,
a chick, chick there ♪

♪ Here a chick, there a chick,
everywhere a chick, chick ♪

♪ Moo, moo here,
a moo, moo there ♪

♪ Here a moo, there a moo,
everywhere a moo, moo ♪

♪ Quack, quack here,
quack, quack there ♪

Oh, the heck with it!

♪ How you gonna keep 'em
down on the farm ♪

♪ Like Old

♪ Old MacDonald

♪ Yeah

Werk.

That was so entertaining.

- E-I-E-I-O.
- Oh, my God, incredible.

Ladies, I've made my decision.

Shea Couleé, con-drag-ulations.
You're a winner, baby.

You've won a cash tip
of $10,000.

Monét X Change, you are free
to slay another day.

You may step
to the back of the stage.

Thank you, judges.
Thank you, Ru.

Thanks, everyone.

Yes, Monét!

Yes, bitch!

Queens, please join Shea Couleé.

Shea, with great power
comes great responsibility.

Using the platinum plunger...

Show us which queen
you have chosen to block.

My mind is going
a million directions

on how I can play this.

I'm setting the tone for
the rest of the competition,

and I know these girls
are shaking in their boots.

I love you, bitch.

Don't touch me.

I give really good head.

I was rooting for you
on Season 9!

Good.

Aah, don't block me!

You're blocked.

- Ooh!
- Wow.

Bitch.

Well, shit.

So, Trinity, next week,
you can compete and even win,

but Shea has blocked you

from earning
a legendary Legend star.

Well, con-drag-ulations, ladies.

And remember,
if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell you gonna love
somebody else?

Can I get an "amen" up in here?

- Amen!
- Amen!

All right.
Now let the music play!

♪ Cover girl,
put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe,
let your whole body talk ♪

♪ Cover girl

Next time onAll Stars...

Am I a bad friend?

- No.
- No.

Kinda.

I've fought worse monsters
in Hollywood for years!

Damn you, Shea Couleé!

For this week's
maxi-challenge...

We're playing the Snatch Game!

This is like the Olympics
of Snatch Game.

I am going up against people

who wrote the literal book
on Snatch Game.

What's your strategy
for blocking, girl?

Someone who already has a star.

Girl, if she don't
get outta here, uh-uh.

Welcome, everybody!

I never wanted it to end.

Pfft. Mind-blowing good.

♪ Cover girl,
put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe,
let your whole body talk ♪

♪ Cover girl

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