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- You know why I love drinking during the day?
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Because I'm drunk.
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to drinking!
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You want to hear a joke?
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Why do unicorns always walk
into the tub backwards?
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My man, tell us about
your bold new lower human wear.
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- I call them pants.
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- It's as if each leg
has its own toga.
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Well done.
To pants!
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I like this guy.
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- A round on me then.
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- Okay, but...
- What?
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- Well, is your friend gonna
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Stay in his funny
joke clothing?
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Because it seems like
everyone's done laughing, so...
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- Oh, that's fine.
They're not just funny.
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They're practical.
Look.
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If I drop something,
I can just--
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whoa, whoa, whoa!
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We don't bend over in public.
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- Well, that's a rule
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Based on togas though.
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Think about it.
- You think about it!
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All: Yeah!
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- Here's a pitch:
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Why don't we all stop thinking
as a team
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On the count of drinks.
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- It's disruptive.
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You gotta take that off
or leave.
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- Take off my pants?
- Well, no, no.
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I'm not learning
your new language for them.
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You can be naked
like a creature
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Or wear a toga like a person
if you want to drink here.
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- I would like to drink here.
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And I'll be doing it in pants.
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you know what?
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This establishment has just
lost my business
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And the punchline
to my unicorn joke,
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Which I assure you
was delightfully erotic
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And mildly racist.
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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All: Whoo!
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Two more citizens eaten
outside the walls--
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Monstadon.
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- Again?
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Aren't monstadons
supposed to be
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Roaming man-eaters?
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- Perhaps they noticed
man stopped roaming.
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- I'm glad modern life's
working out for someone.
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Stupendous,
do baby bro a solid.
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Slay a monstadon?
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- I can't today.
I got a thing.
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- A thing?
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Lots of people
tell their bosses
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When they have a thing.
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- Okay, I have a head to crush
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With my bare hands
one question from now.
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- I won't keep you.
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- You can't crush my head.
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What thing do you have?
- It's none of your business.
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And if you turn into an animal
and follow me, I'll know.
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- You're hardly
that intriguing.
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Don't flatter yourself.
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- Mom, can you deal
with this monstadon?
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- Uh, maybe.
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I--I might have a thing.
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intriguing little bitch.
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- I'd love to hunt
this monstadon down.
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- What kind of coward sends
his differently abled brother
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To fight a monster?
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- A busy coward?
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- Am I busy?
- Son,
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A human friend of mine
has just been
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Refused beverage service
because of his clothing.
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- Really?
It appears not all monsters
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Are slain with weapons
in the woods.
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- Yeah, you slay that one.
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I'll grab a weapon
and head for the woods.
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- Teamwork.
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Okay, uh--
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- They're pants.
- They?
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There's more than one?
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You know what this
reminds me of?
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Remember that ethiopian fella
with the, uh--the nutty tunic?
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- Shirt.
- The shirt!
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It's like an upside-down shirt
for your ass.
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So what's the problem?
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- We were
forcibly ejected from a bar!
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- Have you ever left a bar
voluntarily, dad?
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- Fair point.
No way of knowing.
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- I don't mean to be rude.
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Can I ask what happens
when you have to,
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You know, release the kraken?
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- I pull them down.
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- Pull them down?
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Okay, but then you're
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Squatting over a net, which--
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look, I'm sorry.
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It's not your job to defend
or explain what you do.
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Krapopolis is a free city.
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- Good show, son.
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So you'll speak to the bar.
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Whoa.
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What do you want me to do,
pass a law?
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- I don't want anything.
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I don't do politics.
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But it's the only bar.
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- A law would be great.
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- Yeah, everyone always
thinks that.
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But freedom's
a double-edged sword--
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Or a double-sleeved ass tunic.
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You get to wear
anything you want.
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The bar gets to serve
whoever they want.
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Everyone gets to blame
the results on me,
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And I get my own chef.
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It's a pretty good system.
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Nice to meet you.
Love the pants.
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They got me out
of a terrifying monster hunt.
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- If you're not a fan
of unicorns,
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But you're a fan of sodomy,
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Have I got a joke for you.
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- Buddy, you are ugly.
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And that's me talking.
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What the--
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You're that hot tree lady
from that horrible party.
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- Check out
last week's episode,
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Curated on the block chain.
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- There's an order
to the forest.
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We don't just kill
what doesn't please us.
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I don't think
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Your friend over there
knows the rules.
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- It's not killing.
It's feeding.
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does the food
share that perspective?
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- You'll have to let me know.
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you're alive.
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- No thanks to nature.
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Uh, I--I feel like it doesn't
know you're on its side.
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- Grow up.
- You can't make me!
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- Hail, everybody.
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All: Hail our great hero!
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- The ill-tempered,
foulmouthed,
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And extremely pungent
fantabulous!
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- Don't forget impatient.
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So next time, keep it short.
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What's our next quest?
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- Fantabulous?
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Quest?
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Hero?
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push on, bucko.
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You're in over your antlers.
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- And so we set out
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For the peaks of olygyrtos
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To retrieve the fabled
helmet of iapetus.
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- Huzzah!
- Yeah!
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Hey!
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- It came from over there,
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By the deer next
to the pile of ashes.
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- I may have been followed.
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I'll meet you guys
at the ice caves.
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Go.
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I say don't do this,
so you do it?
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- Why are you heroically
questing under a fake name?
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If it's escapism,
shouldn't your character be
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Feminine and hygienic?
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I can make you those things.
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I've been offering
since puberty.
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- I'm escapism-ing
from you, mom!
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I don't mind being known
as your daughter,
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But I don't want
everything I've accomplished
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To be attached to your name.
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too bad!
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Why do you think
the gods make children?
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- They're drunk and horny.
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- I mean, why do we keep them?
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Because they might become
heroes and make us proud.
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Now I find out you've been
doing it behind my back?
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Well, happy your birthday
to me.
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- If you can't
support me having
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Something that isn't about you,
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Then I got no reason
to be your daughter.
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- Well, guess what?
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If you can't include me in this
and let me prove you wrong,
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I'll make sure
everyone in the world knows
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I'm your mother.
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This is the most insulting
showdown of my life.
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- Okay, so apparently
I was followed.
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But it's okay.
It was just...
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my friend susan.
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- Hello, it's susan,
the funny one.
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I enjoy eating food,
drinking liquids,
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And breathing in and out.
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- Isn't she something?
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- Comments weren't part
of the deal, susan.
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- We're nothing
without fantabulous.
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- Weird question--does that
ever make you resent her?
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- Resent her?
We're a team!
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- But that doesn't
make you want to sneak off
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And do things without her.
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- Hey, susan,
your head's normal,
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So it does stop talking
if I put a fist through it.
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- Whoa.
- Uh, yikes.
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not my place to say,
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But I'm not sure
susan deserved that.
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- Yeah, she almost celebrates
how humble and ordinary she is.
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- Which I find refreshing.
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- Can we get going?
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Lot of ground to cover.
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- Yes, and we cannot fly.
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It is cold in here, correct?
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Brrr!
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We get cold
when we're around ice.
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I am certain that's accurate.
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- Susan, you are a delight.
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- Oh, absolutely.
- Uh-huh, yep, she is.
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- Hold on.
My torch is low.
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- You must be devastated
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That there's nothing
to burn down here.
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I can see.
Follow me.
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- Okay, but--
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- Are you crying?
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- No.
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I hear the same sound.
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I think it's a freak draft
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Or a sad stalagmite.
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- You're afraid of the dark.
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- In science
we call that a theory.
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Good luck proving it.
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What's with the worm?
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- It's part
of the natural world,
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Emits light
without you chopping it down.
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But you don't need it,
so I'll just--
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- Keep the worm on!
Keep the worm on!
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- What does science call that?
- Bullying.
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- Stop! Break it up!
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Now what?
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- Pants guy tried
to get back into the bar!
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- Because I like drinking!
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And I wear pants!
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- Okay, first of all,
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This city's angry mob
threshold is too low.
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Sounds like you know I'm right!
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Dad?
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- Now you're protecting
pants guy?
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- Pants guy has a name.
- And I don't?
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- I'll learn yours
when you learn his.
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- What's his?
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it doesn't matter.
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Just get back to your lives.
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Whatever, man!
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- Yeah, grumble, grumble,
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Worst king ever--
like I'm the problem.
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Thanks for a tough lesson,
by the way.
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I'd rather be fighting
a monstadon.
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- This is the same cavern.
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- No, it's not.
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- Daphne, I'm not just
being a dick.
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I marked this rock, see?
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I'm getting weak.
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00:09:31,947 --> 00:09:33,071
- We're pretty far
from the trees.
261
00:09:33,156 --> 00:09:34,739
That's where you get
your power, right?
262
00:09:34,866 --> 00:09:36,741
- What? You're not
supposed to know that.
263
00:09:36,868 --> 00:09:38,451
- I research.
I learn.
264
00:09:38,537 --> 00:09:40,704
Nobody's supposed
to know anything.
265
00:09:40,789 --> 00:09:42,122
I'm not supposed to walk.
266
00:09:42,165 --> 00:09:44,207
The weak aren't supposed
to be strong.
267
00:09:44,293 --> 00:09:46,751
I'm supposed to be
sucking algae off a rock in--
268
00:09:46,837 --> 00:09:48,086
- In the darkness.
269
00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:50,005
- Nature's order isn't fair.
270
00:09:50,048 --> 00:09:51,089
I could make you equipment
271
00:09:51,133 --> 00:09:52,716
That would let you leave
the forest.
272
00:09:52,801 --> 00:09:54,301
- The forest is leaving me.
273
00:09:54,344 --> 00:09:57,971
Your city eats trees
and craps...Crap.
274
00:09:58,015 --> 00:09:59,723
And you never researched
the monstadon,
275
00:09:59,808 --> 00:10:01,850
Or you'd know you can
keep it away from your city
276
00:10:01,893 --> 00:10:04,060
With giant scorpion urine.
277
00:10:04,146 --> 00:10:07,772
- Giant scorpion urine,
of course!
278
00:10:07,858 --> 00:10:10,025
I don't suppose
nature makes explosions?
279
00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:12,110
I could fracture this rock
at the base.
280
00:10:12,154 --> 00:10:13,278
- Have you tried
these mushrooms?
281
00:10:13,363 --> 00:10:15,447
- No, thanks.
I take a lot of stuff
282
00:10:15,532 --> 00:10:18,199
Just to stay focused,
and I probably shouldn't mix.
283
00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:20,535
- No, we light them,
and they explode.
284
00:10:20,621 --> 00:10:22,787
We give them to human children
and say they're candy.
285
00:10:22,831 --> 00:10:23,788
It's hilarious.
286
00:10:23,874 --> 00:10:24,998
Killing kids...
287
00:10:25,042 --> 00:10:26,916
Yeah, I can see
how that's funny.
288
00:10:27,002 --> 00:10:28,460
Okay, my arrows are made
of flint.
289
00:10:28,545 --> 00:10:30,920
- We'll need a lot of these
and some kind of, um,
290
00:10:31,006 --> 00:10:32,589
Sticky substance.
291
00:10:32,633 --> 00:10:33,882
- That I've got covered,
292
00:10:33,925 --> 00:10:36,009
Or I'm covered in
very naturally.
293
00:10:36,053 --> 00:10:37,844
- Holding your hand
was disgusting.
294
00:10:37,888 --> 00:10:39,596
- That's just
my reproductive jelly.
295
00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:41,431
You'll get used to it, mom.
296
00:10:41,475 --> 00:10:42,974
- I'm sorry, what?
- I'm kidding.
297
00:10:43,018 --> 00:10:45,602
It's mostly mucus.
298
00:10:49,483 --> 00:10:50,273
- Harpies!
299
00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:51,358
- Again?
300
00:10:51,485 --> 00:10:53,360
We don't go into their nest
and kill them.
301
00:10:53,445 --> 00:10:56,613
Oh, no, wait.
We actually did do that before.
302
00:10:56,698 --> 00:10:57,947
My bad.
303
00:10:58,033 --> 00:10:59,908
All: Huzzah!
- So great!
304
00:10:59,951 --> 00:11:03,995
I can't wait to tell my human
parents about this adventure!
305
00:11:04,039 --> 00:11:05,330
Does everyone here share
306
00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:07,916
Their accomplishments
with your families,
307
00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:11,878
Or are--are you kind of
selfish and isolated?
308
00:11:11,963 --> 00:11:14,255
- what?
- You call this supporting me?
309
00:11:14,299 --> 00:11:16,257
- I'm putting up
with a lot here, girl.
310
00:11:16,301 --> 00:11:18,635
Do you know how much
I'm pretending my feet hurt?
311
00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:19,928
- Oh, no!
312
00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:22,055
Another harpy!
313
00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:23,682
- Wait, what?
- We're coming!
314
00:11:23,767 --> 00:11:26,601
- They're all attacking susan!
315
00:11:26,645 --> 00:11:29,270
- You wouldn't.
316
00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:32,023
You would.
You'd murder susan,
317
00:11:32,109 --> 00:11:34,442
Because you can't share
a sliver of attention.
318
00:11:34,486 --> 00:11:37,612
- Or susan's just fine,
because you can't.
319
00:11:37,698 --> 00:11:39,781
- Almost there!
Hold on!
320
00:11:39,825 --> 00:11:40,907
- It's too late.
321
00:11:40,992 --> 00:11:42,492
She's gone.
322
00:11:43,745 --> 00:11:48,206
help!
323
00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:51,251
Both: No!
- Susan, no!
324
00:11:51,294 --> 00:11:54,713
I really, really, really,
really liked her!
325
00:11:54,798 --> 00:11:56,172
- Yeah, she knew the risks.
326
00:11:56,299 --> 00:11:58,508
- We'll give her
a hero's funeral.
327
00:11:58,593 --> 00:12:01,010
- Susan hated funerals.
She said when she died,
328
00:12:01,096 --> 00:12:03,555
She wanted everyone
to forget she ever lived
329
00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:04,973
And go back to questing.
330
00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:06,683
- I was considering
asking her out.
331
00:12:06,768 --> 00:12:09,144
- I can see that.
She was plainer than the type
332
00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:12,272
You tend to pursue, but you've
always been self-destructive.
333
00:12:12,315 --> 00:12:14,232
- Well, you know, my mom was
such a big personality.
334
00:12:14,276 --> 00:12:16,151
- Yep, and then we look
for our moms
335
00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:18,027
Because we want to revisit
and fix things.
336
00:12:18,113 --> 00:12:19,821
- And then we treat women
like garbage
337
00:12:19,865 --> 00:12:21,281
Because we're babies.
338
00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:25,118
- A real man, a confident,
mature man ends up with a susan
339
00:12:25,203 --> 00:12:26,745
And straight up worships her.
340
00:12:26,830 --> 00:12:28,204
- We'll do that tonight,
341
00:12:28,290 --> 00:12:31,291
An altar and a prayer
to our goddess, susan!
342
00:12:31,334 --> 00:12:32,625
Both: Susan!
343
00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:35,378
- There you are.
344
00:12:35,464 --> 00:12:38,631
Wow, those idiots out there
really want you
345
00:12:38,717 --> 00:12:39,758
To take off your pants.
346
00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:40,717
- What about you?
347
00:12:40,761 --> 00:12:41,885
- I can't stress enough
348
00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:43,595
How little I care, buddy.
349
00:12:43,638 --> 00:12:44,888
Let me tell you a secret.
350
00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:46,556
I didn't start a city
because I respect people.
351
00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:49,309
If there were a better,
safer job that I could pull off
352
00:12:49,352 --> 00:12:51,352
More convincingly by talking
to less of them,
353
00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:52,187
I'd be out of here.
354
00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:53,938
The idea that someone's pants
355
00:12:54,024 --> 00:12:55,356
Could end up
costing me everything--
356
00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:58,818
I mean, not just me,
the whole city, people's lives.
357
00:12:58,904 --> 00:13:00,570
I mean, it's ridiculous!
358
00:13:00,655 --> 00:13:01,654
It's pointless!
359
00:13:01,782 --> 00:13:02,781
You agree with that, right?
360
00:13:02,866 --> 00:13:04,282
It's--it's point--
361
00:13:05,911 --> 00:13:06,910
- Where's pants guy?
362
00:13:06,995 --> 00:13:07,911
- He was here, but--
363
00:13:07,996 --> 00:13:09,621
- Did you say something to him?
364
00:13:09,664 --> 00:13:10,747
- I mean, nothing new.
365
00:13:10,791 --> 00:13:11,748
You know my position.
366
00:13:11,833 --> 00:13:12,874
- I know you don't have one.
367
00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:14,000
- Which is the one to have.
368
00:13:14,085 --> 00:13:15,084
- I don't disagree.
369
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:17,504
- I've always liked that
about you.
370
00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:22,509
Okay, we better find him
before he gets killed.
371
00:13:22,594 --> 00:13:24,010
Pants guy!
372
00:13:24,054 --> 00:13:25,970
- We are gathered
to honor susan,
373
00:13:26,014 --> 00:13:27,555
Which was not my idea.
374
00:13:27,641 --> 00:13:29,849
She was more powerful
than people know,
375
00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:31,851
Did not like letting go
of that power.
376
00:13:31,895 --> 00:13:34,062
In fact, she was
such a control freak,
377
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:35,980
I'm pretty shocked
she can handle laying here
378
00:13:36,066 --> 00:13:37,148
Without interrupting.
379
00:13:37,192 --> 00:13:38,900
- Oof.
- Shouldn't gallows humor
380
00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:40,610
Have more humor?
381
00:13:40,695 --> 00:13:42,904
- Yeah, the goal
isn't typically
382
00:13:42,948 --> 00:13:44,405
To take the deceased
down a peg.
383
00:13:44,449 --> 00:13:45,573
- Well, guess what?
384
00:13:45,659 --> 00:13:47,283
I knew the real susan,
and you guys didn't.
385
00:13:47,369 --> 00:13:49,869
So you can let me get
some stuff off my chest,
386
00:13:49,955 --> 00:13:51,246
Or you can be the next funeral.
387
00:13:51,289 --> 00:13:52,747
- And that's fine too.
- Fair enough.
388
00:13:52,791 --> 00:13:53,915
- Yes, yes.
Okay. All right.
389
00:13:53,959 --> 00:13:55,291
- Are you sure
this is gonna work?
390
00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:57,585
- That's definitely one
of two possibilities.
391
00:13:57,671 --> 00:13:58,753
- The other?
- Mm.
392
00:13:58,839 --> 00:14:00,213
We die buried
under a mountain of rubble.
393
00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:03,258
- Well, at least I'd get
to die with a friend.
394
00:14:03,301 --> 00:14:04,217
- The worm?
395
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:06,803
That thing doesn't
even have a face!
396
00:14:06,888 --> 00:14:08,638
Oh, you meant me.
397
00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:10,557
That's...Nice.
398
00:14:10,642 --> 00:14:12,851
- For the record,
I'd rather us both survive.
399
00:14:12,936 --> 00:14:14,936
- Obviously,
that's my preference too.
400
00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:17,230
Okay, here we go.
401
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:26,447
- We did it!
- There's so much light!
402
00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:28,324
I love nature!
403
00:14:28,410 --> 00:14:29,033
- I love science!
404
00:14:29,119 --> 00:14:30,660
- Nature!
- Science!
405
00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:31,828
- Nature!
- Science!
406
00:14:31,913 --> 00:14:33,872
both: Monstadon!
407
00:14:36,251 --> 00:14:37,333
- There he is.
408
00:14:37,419 --> 00:14:39,752
- I guess he'd rather
be somewhere free.
409
00:14:39,838 --> 00:14:42,297
- I think the lesson here is
that if you give things
410
00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:44,841
Enough time, most issues
work themselves out.
411
00:14:50,432 --> 00:14:52,849
- And then there was this time
she left me on a raft--
412
00:14:52,934 --> 00:14:54,934
And by raft,
I mean a scrap of wood--
413
00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:57,478
So she could go
to an underwater orgy
414
00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:58,855
At poseidon's palace.
415
00:14:58,899 --> 00:14:59,898
- Are you having fun?
416
00:14:59,983 --> 00:15:01,482
susan's alive!
417
00:15:01,526 --> 00:15:03,568
- Susan, I love you!
418
00:15:03,653 --> 00:15:04,861
But why don't you bleed?
419
00:15:04,905 --> 00:15:06,321
- For the same reason
you don't have a shot,
420
00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:07,280
You gangly dork.
421
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:09,949
I'm an olympian goddess.
422
00:15:09,993 --> 00:15:12,785
I'm also this ungrateful
meatball's mother,
423
00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:14,746
Which is apparently
the worst thing
424
00:15:14,789 --> 00:15:16,539
That has ever happened to her!
425
00:15:16,625 --> 00:15:17,665
- Uh, yeah.
426
00:15:17,751 --> 00:15:19,000
- And will you ever let
427
00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:21,044
The poseidon thing go?
428
00:15:21,129 --> 00:15:24,756
What was I supposed to do,
bring a child to an orgy?
429
00:15:24,799 --> 00:15:26,591
It was underwater!
430
00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:27,759
- I warned you.
431
00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:29,844
I am never speaking
to you again.
432
00:15:29,971 --> 00:15:31,429
Now go away!
433
00:15:31,514 --> 00:15:33,598
- Wait, hold on.
We have a goddess
434
00:15:33,642 --> 00:15:34,724
In our adventuring party?
435
00:15:34,809 --> 00:15:36,059
- She's not in our party.
436
00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:38,728
- Unless that's something
you think you'd want.
437
00:15:38,813 --> 00:15:40,104
- What?
- But my daughter can't
438
00:15:40,190 --> 00:15:42,899
Be around me,
so I guess you have to choose.
439
00:15:42,943 --> 00:15:43,900
- What?
- Uh, you.
440
00:15:43,944 --> 00:15:45,568
- We choose you!
- I love you!
441
00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:46,903
- You're the worst!
442
00:15:46,988 --> 00:15:48,738
- You made that clear.
443
00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:50,406
And contrary to your eulogy,
444
00:15:50,492 --> 00:15:51,741
I do have feelings.
445
00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:53,076
So mean!
446
00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:54,202
- I'm on your mom's side.
447
00:15:54,329 --> 00:15:56,871
You're a bad daughter.
- Yes, but you don't
448
00:15:56,915 --> 00:15:58,498
Get to say that.
- Yes, ma'am.
449
00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:05,046
- That was so easy.
450
00:16:05,164 --> 00:16:06,547
I can't believe
your daughter was actually
451
00:16:06,591 --> 00:16:08,049
Choosing to do things
the hard way.
452
00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:10,551
- Setting herself up to fail.
- Well, it's annoying.
453
00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:12,720
We could have been questing
the deliria way all along.
454
00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:15,807
- Yes, the good news is,
everything comes easier to me.
455
00:16:15,934 --> 00:16:18,017
The bad news is,
that includes getting bored.
456
00:16:18,061 --> 00:16:19,102
Let's finish this up.
457
00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:21,020
- Hmm.
You and fantabulous
458
00:16:21,064 --> 00:16:22,981
Are very similar
in that regard.
459
00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:25,817
- Can you magically zap out
that helmet for us?
460
00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:27,276
- Ugh.
461
00:16:27,362 --> 00:16:28,319
Zap.
462
00:16:30,991 --> 00:16:32,907
We did it. Hooray.
Quest over.
463
00:16:32,909 --> 00:16:34,534
Let's go home
and never do this again.
464
00:16:34,619 --> 00:16:36,119
- Nay, the quest continues!
465
00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:38,997
There may be
more adventure ahead.
466
00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:40,790
Jeez, first time questing much?
467
00:16:43,545 --> 00:16:44,877
Told you, adventure.
468
00:16:44,921 --> 00:16:46,295
You coming?
- I only did this
469
00:16:46,423 --> 00:16:49,716
So I could spend some time
with my stupid idiot daughter.
470
00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:51,175
And now I'm stuck with you,
471
00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:54,053
Her even bigger
stupid idiot "friends"
472
00:16:54,139 --> 00:16:55,972
Who literally abandoned her
at the drop of a--
473
00:17:04,774 --> 00:17:06,065
Hey, deliria!
474
00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:08,276
Remember when you
and your olympic butt-buddies
475
00:17:08,403 --> 00:17:10,728
Imprisoned me
thousands of years ago?
476
00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:11,779
- Iapetus?
477
00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:12,989
Why is a titan here?
478
00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:14,907
Is this a normal part
of your whole thing?
479
00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:16,868
- No!
I don't know what this is!
480
00:17:19,289 --> 00:17:20,204
- Good god!
481
00:17:20,331 --> 00:17:21,914
Is that what's
inside all mortals?
482
00:17:23,001 --> 00:17:24,876
- Yeah, same basic setup.
483
00:17:24,961 --> 00:17:26,419
- And now to deal with you.
484
00:17:27,589 --> 00:17:30,381
That has never happened
to me before, I swear.
485
00:17:30,425 --> 00:17:32,842
- You and the rest
of those bastard olympians
486
00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:35,011
Buried me in a pit
for all eternity!
487
00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:36,262
And it wasn't even a nice pit!
488
00:17:36,347 --> 00:17:38,222
- No, that was
all the other olympians!
489
00:17:38,266 --> 00:17:41,017
I tried to stop them.
I was like, guys, no.
490
00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:43,019
Not cool.
Iapetus is the best.
491
00:17:43,063 --> 00:17:44,854
- Liar!
- Well, yes, obviously.
492
00:17:44,898 --> 00:17:46,981
Like you'd be super honest
in my situation.
493
00:17:49,027 --> 00:17:50,610
I've always thought
you were handsome,
494
00:17:50,653 --> 00:17:51,861
Not in the traditional sense.
495
00:17:51,946 --> 00:17:53,863
But as horrific titans go,
you're a 10!
496
00:17:56,618 --> 00:17:59,285
- You came back to save me!
497
00:17:59,329 --> 00:18:02,121
- That's what epic heroes
of legend do.
498
00:18:02,165 --> 00:18:03,456
- Oh, and all
your friends are dead.
499
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,666
You're actually standing
in some of them right now.
500
00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:06,709
- Ugh.
501
00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:16,260
Okay, now I'm out of ideas.
502
00:18:16,304 --> 00:18:17,970
- We need to get him back
in his hole
503
00:18:18,056 --> 00:18:19,430
And put some of that
magic dirt on top.
504
00:18:19,516 --> 00:18:22,141
It's enchanted to weigh
as much as the entire world.
505
00:18:22,185 --> 00:18:24,018
That's the only way
to trap a titan.
506
00:18:24,062 --> 00:18:26,020
That's right, magic dirt.
507
00:18:26,064 --> 00:18:28,022
- I'm gonna need something
sturdier than this.
508
00:18:28,066 --> 00:18:29,482
- I suppose I could
conjure you up--
509
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:30,983
Ooh!
510
00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:33,486
aah!
511
00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:35,321
- Oof!
512
00:18:41,162 --> 00:18:43,621
- And that's
how you take out a titan.
513
00:18:43,665 --> 00:18:44,789
- We did it!
514
00:18:44,907 --> 00:18:46,124
Well, mostly you.
515
00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:47,250
- Let's go home.
516
00:18:47,335 --> 00:18:48,960
- This is probably
the concussion talking,
517
00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:50,670
But I am very proud of you.
518
00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:51,921
We make a pretty good team.
519
00:18:52,006 --> 00:18:53,214
- We're never doing this again.
520
00:18:53,258 --> 00:18:55,007
- No, not in a million years.
521
00:18:57,846 --> 00:19:00,138
- Oh, hey, scorpion urine!
522
00:19:00,181 --> 00:19:02,390
And I didn't nail it to a tree.
523
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:03,599
- That's nice.
524
00:19:03,726 --> 00:19:05,143
This still doesn't
end well though.
525
00:19:05,186 --> 00:19:07,854
The forest has to kill the city
or die trying.
526
00:19:07,897 --> 00:19:09,647
- I respect that!
527
00:19:09,691 --> 00:19:11,232
- I respect you.
528
00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:12,692
Goodbye.
529
00:19:12,777 --> 00:19:14,193
- Bye.
530
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:19,699
- My word!
531
00:19:24,038 --> 00:19:26,914
- Starting today,
I'll be wearing pants.
532
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,666
I'll also be declaring
new laws,
533
00:19:28,751 --> 00:19:30,001
Laws you won't like
534
00:19:30,086 --> 00:19:32,003
Because they will be laws
that guarantee freedom,
535
00:19:32,046 --> 00:19:35,131
And they can only do that
by taking freedom away.
536
00:19:35,175 --> 00:19:36,299
That's what happens
when spoiled children
537
00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:38,885
Abuse their toys--
they get confiscated.
538
00:19:38,928 --> 00:19:40,011
We drove a man into danger
539
00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:41,888
Because we wanted
to feel comfort.
540
00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:45,766
We found a person inconvenient,
so we killed him, together,
541
00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:47,059
Without lifting a finger.
542
00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:49,645
That's the power of freedom,
543
00:19:49,731 --> 00:19:53,858
Power we are not allowed to play with until we grow up.
544
00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:56,027
And we are going to grow up.
545
00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:57,987
We are going to get our crap together.
546
00:19:58,031 --> 00:19:59,989
We are going to get big and strong.
547
00:20:00,074 --> 00:20:02,074
We're going to change how we treat each other,
548
00:20:02,202 --> 00:20:05,494
And that's how we're going to change the entire world.
549
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:08,289
And that's why
I'm gonna be famous.
550
00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:10,950
W-we--we don't have
to make that the priority.
551
00:20:11,044 --> 00:20:12,126
I'm just predicting that
as a result.
552
00:20:12,170 --> 00:20:14,170
I'd like a moment of silence
553
00:20:14,255 --> 00:20:16,589
For whatever
pants guy's name was.
554
00:20:16,674 --> 00:20:18,925
Did anyone get his name?
555
00:20:19,010 --> 00:20:20,927
Is that a no, or is this
the moment of silence?
556
00:20:21,012 --> 00:20:22,553
I didn't hear his name.
557
00:20:22,597 --> 00:20:24,055
- Sorry.
- Shameful.
558
00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:27,475
A moment of shameful silence
for pants guy.
559
00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:30,978
I know I said I was going
to wear these forever,
560
00:20:31,064 --> 00:20:32,313
But I think I've made my point,
561
00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:34,106
And they're really pinching
my crack.
562
00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:35,983
Is it okay
if I stop wearing these?
563
00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:37,068
please.
564
00:20:37,111 --> 00:20:37,944
- Yeah, sure.
- Sure, that's fine.
565
00:20:38,029 --> 00:20:39,612
- We don't mind.
- Thank you.
566
00:20:39,656 --> 00:20:42,198
Shame on us, and thank you.
567
00:20:44,619 --> 00:20:44,951
- And what's up with how
when something pierces
568
00:20:46,871 --> 00:20:49,580
Our mortal skin,
red stuff comes out?
569
00:20:49,624 --> 00:20:51,791
I mean, red stuff much?
570
00:20:55,171 --> 00:20:58,130
And what is up with tongues?
571
00:20:58,216 --> 00:21:00,841
We have to use
our own mouth meat
572
00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:03,052
Just to taste other meat?
573
00:21:03,096 --> 00:21:05,596
who came up with that?
574
00:21:09,227 --> 00:21:11,102
- You told them it's her,
didn't you?
575
00:21:11,145 --> 00:21:12,812
- Seemed like
the right thing to do.
576
00:21:12,897 --> 00:21:15,314
- And our hair
just keeps growing
577
00:21:15,358 --> 00:21:18,484
Unless we cut it off,
am I right?
578
00:21:21,197 --> 00:21:22,989
- That's good!
- Thank you!
579
00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:26,367
I'm susan, the funny one!
580
00:21:29,664 --> 00:21:31,289
- Did you get any of that?
581
00:21:33,543 --> 00:21:34,500
- Bento.
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