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{\an8}{\i1}♪ Baby ♪
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{\an8}{\i1}♪ Christmas is sooner ♪
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{\an8}{\i1}♪ So much sooner ♪
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{\an8}{\i1}♪ Than you think ♪
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{\an8}{\i1}♪ Yeah, baby ♪
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{\an8}{\i1}♪ It will be here in a blink ♪
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{\an8}{\i1}♪ Well, Christmas is sooner
than you think ♪
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{\an8}{\i1}♪ Decorate your house with lights ♪
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{\an8}{\i1}♪ There's Christmas cards to write ♪
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{\an8}{\i1}♪ Buy yourself a Christmas tree ♪
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{\an8}{\i1}♪ And a mistletoe for you and me ♪
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- Cheers!
- Cheers!
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Happy holidays!
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Um...
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so, for Christmas... here?
Do you guys wanna come--?
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No, I thought we were going to be here.
We're going to his parents' house.
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We've gotta just do it.
It'll be all right, I know.
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It's gonna be the worst,
is what it's gonna be.
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- It-- it will be the worst.
- It's gonna be--
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But then we'll be back,
and it will be over, right?
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- It will be fast.
- Yeah.
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I'll have just been, like, driven insane
by your dad for, like, four days.
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We're gonna try and keep them
off the sauce this year. Yeah.
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We've got
to keep them off the sauce.
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{\an8}{\i1}♪ So, let the snow fall white ♪
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{\an8}{\i1}♪ Some say the stars is white ♪
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{\an8}{\i1}♪ Let the Christmas spirit reign ♪
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{\an8}{\i1}♪ And a mistletoe for you and me ♪
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{\an8}So, are you and Graham
talking anymore, even, like?
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{\an8}No. No. We haven't talked.
We're not talking.
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{\an8}His family on the other hand--
they're pretty great.
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{\an8}Just 'cause I dumped him doesn't mean
I have to dump the family.
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It kinda does, though.
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God, I wish I could dump your family.
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I-- I know.
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Wish I could dump them
in the garbage.
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I want to have
my own pastry truck one day.
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- Oh, you bake? Yeah?
- I do.
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Taste it, and tell me
if you think I'm crazy.
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- Really? Okay.
- Yeah.
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Oh, my God. This is so good.
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- First cookie's free.
- That's how they get you.
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I have a question.
Was this coffee our first date,
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or did lunch at the office count?
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Good question. Uh,
what if it was coffee today
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and also some dinner tonight?
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{\i1}Let's do it.
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Oh. I forgot my-- my phone.
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You always forget your phone.
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So, I'm with the boxes,
and you're with the glasses of wine?
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- Yeah. But one's for you.
- Okay.
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Welcome home.
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- Aw. I love our house.
- I love your house.
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- So-- Hey!
- Hey.
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- It's our house.
- Thank you.
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Bah humbug.
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- Cheers!
- Merry Christmas, everyone!
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Eh-ow!
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Whoa. You looking at porn?
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No.
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Hey, we're taking tequila shots.
You down?
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Uh-- No. Thank you, Mr. Tusk.
I got a lot of work to do.
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- That's exactly the answer I wanted.
- Oh.
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You're my head designer.
I need you right here.
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That's me. Just, uh--
work, work, work, work, work.
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Oh. We're moving the launch date
of Poof 'n' Puff up to Christmas.
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Christmas like, like--
like next week Christmas?
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You get this done, I can grant you
an additional thousand stock options.
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And you can maybe buy
something nice for your wife.
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Uh, well, my fiancée and I, uh,
called it off, like, six months ago. So--
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Oh, that's good.
Eyes on the prize.
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Merry Christmas, everybody!
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- Hello.
- Hi, sweetie.
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{\i1}Just calling to check in. It's
officially seven days until Christmas,
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and we're so excited that you're coming.
Thank you, honey bun.
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- Mom-- Mom-- Mom--
- We're gonna do those, uh...
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{\i1}snow angels as soon
as you get here. Okay?
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- Hockey.
- Hockey.
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Ooh. I know what I wanted to tell you.
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I got, uh, the ham, but, uh,
this time I got it from Anthony's.
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- I hope you don't mind. Your dad likes it.
- Mom--
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They have the best dead pigs.
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Oh, my God.
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Grahamgy! What do you
call a snowman with a six-pack?
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The abdominal snowman!
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My barber told me that!
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Well, there's
plenty more where that came from.
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Mom, I can't barely hear you guys.
Are you on the landline? I can't hear--
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The landline has been proven
to have much better sound quality
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than a mobile phone.
Everybody knows that.
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Fifty years we've had this sucker.
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That's absolutely right.
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Ohh!
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{\i1}- See? See? And it didn't break.
- That's the good news. Here. Whoops.
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It sounds like you've
had it for 50 years.
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- Now, where are we?
- Hello?
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Yep. Go ahead. We're both here.
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I can't come home this year, okay?
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{\i1}- I'm sorry.
- What?
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- Is that a joke?
- No.
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It's not a joke.
I have a deadline, okay?
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I have to be-- I have to get
the game done by Christmas.
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{\i1}- Don't kid with Mommy.
- I'm not kidding.
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- Don't kid with Mommy.
- I'm sorry.
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Don't kid with Mommy, honey.
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{\i1}I have a deadline of Christmas,
and I have to work.
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- No, no.
- No, no.
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Okay.
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{\i1}Graham, you've got to come home.
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{\i1}Your mother has been decorating
the house since Halloween!
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Yeah.
She does that every year, Dad.
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{\i1}Okay. You know what,
here's what we'll do.
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{\i1}- I'll call your boss, all right?
- No.
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I'll call your boss
and explain the situation
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that we take Christmas very seriously.
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No. I'd really prefer you not to do that.
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{\i1}You know what I think is really happening?
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I think this has less to do with work
and maybe a lot more to do with Ali.
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- Ali.
- Because, well---
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'Cause, 'cause what, Dad?
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'Cause Ali dumped me? Ditched me?
Ripped out my heart, stomped on it?
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- Okay.
- This has nothing to do with that.
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I have a deadline. I have to run.
I gotta work.
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- I can't even hear you on the landline.
- No, no, no, no.
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- Graham! Graham!
- Goodbye.
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It's the gift
that matters most this Christmas.
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{\i1}Because after all, who wants
to be alone for the holidays?
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{\an8}{\i1}Tired? Stressed? Single?
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{\an8}What is this ad for?
Who's this ad for? Who made this?
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No, no, no, no.
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Remote. Remote. Remote.
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You can do this. Graham, you got this.
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Okay. Ready.
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Set.
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Yes! No!
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{\i1}This holiday season...
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{\i1}...the freezing temperatures
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{\an8}{\i1}won't show any mercy to the poor animals
who have been left outside.
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{\an8}{\i1}Abandoned. Forgotten.
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I'm the dog. Great.
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{\i1}Lonely. Hungry.
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{\i1}They have no shelter,
and they need your help.
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{\i1}Call or text now to donate
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{\i1}and make a difference
in an animal's life this holiday season.
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Well, Graham.
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This is rock bottom.
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I gotta book a flight.
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Thank you for flying
with us today, ladies and gentlemen.
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{\i1}Welcome to Minnesota,
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{\i1}a winter wonderland.
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{\i1}With just three days left
until Christmas, happy holidays.
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{\i1}♪ O, jingle bells, jingle bells ♪
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{\i1}♪ Jingle all the way ♪
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{\i1}♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride
in a one-horse open sleigh ♪
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{\i1}♪ Hey ♪
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Thank you.
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Okay. Here we go.
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I wish Heather
could have come.
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I know,
but she's busy with her podcast.
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It's called, uh,
Don't Tie Me Down.
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- And it's all about singles in the city.
- Ah--
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She talks about polyamory
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and, um, not kind of feeling
constrained or non-committal.
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Polyamory?
Didn't they play Coachella?
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Yeah. I think they did. Yeah.
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What? Um-- What is that?
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It's for Aunt Mildred.
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Oh, she's gonna love it.
She needs that.
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- Yeah. It's just a...
- Surprise!
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Your second favorite son
hath returneth.
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It's a Christmas miracle!
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Graham, what are you doing here?
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Uh... nothing, Mom, just
spending Christmas with my family.
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- But you were-- you-- you--
- Don't have any bags?
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No, they lost everything. All my clothes,
the amazing gifts I got you guys.
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Thank God I held onto my laptop.
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You know,
when I pictured this in my head,
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there was, like, tears
of happiness and joy and--
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Oh, honey! Oh, Graham,
I'm so happy you're here!
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- Oh, Graham!
- Thank you for coming home!
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You might want to tell your face.
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- Graham is here!
- I love you.
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- Yay, Graham.
- Thank you.
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- Okay, let's hug outside.
- Yes, let's do that.
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- Wanna see the Nativity?
- Oh, good. Take a gander at that.
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- And I'll go to the kitchen.
- Oh, I'm starving. I'm so hungry.
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Yes, yes, yes.
Oh, please, sandwiches.
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Did Ali send cookies?
She sent cookies? What are you doing?
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Well, I found all of these
in the back clo-- shit!
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Is that Ali?
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Shut up.
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Well, I thought--
I thought you said he was working.
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He said he was working!
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When has he ever said that
and then shown up somewhere?
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What are you doing here?
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I-- I was invited.
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No, no.
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I'm pretty sure when you
uninvited me from your life,
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you uninvited you from Christmas!
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Graham, that's not really true.
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We knew she'd be alone
for Christmas, so we invited her.
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I'm sorry. How did you know that?
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Well...
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- We keep in touch.
- Yeah.
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- You keep in touch?
- We keep in touch, yes.
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We text. Uh, she posted
that she was on vacation.
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I swiped up, and, you know,
next thing you know we're DM-ing.
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- Then texting--
- Texting and...
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And now we're on day
75 of Wordle.
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...of Wordle,
and you're, like, incredible.
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- No.
- Last night you got it in like two tries?
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What was the word?
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Death!
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Cool. Oh, my God, that's so wild.
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- Text and--
- Why?
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Graham, Ali has been a part
of our family for a very long time.
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You can't just flip that off
like a light switch.
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That's literally what she did to me.
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Okay, you know what, actually--
I think it's time to get my ring back.
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Oh, the ring. My ring?
The one you gave me.
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Well, I thought about it,
and I like it too much, okay?
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It's very pretty on the hand.
And also, I didn't want to hurt you.
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Why didn't you just say,
"Hey, Graham, let's talk about things.
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Let's try and work through this."
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I literally said so many times,
"Hey, we need to talk."
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- Pffft.
- "We need to work on things."
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But you never processed it,
Mr. Lack of Self-Awareness!
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Oh, I am like a wolf in the jungle, okay?
I'm always aware.
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- Okay, I'd hit that.
- What?
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I said I would hit that.
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- Uh-huh.
- No. Do you know what that means?
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Putting an end to something.
I'm putting an end to this conversation.
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No, that's not what it means.
Have you been saying this to people?
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00:12:30,010 --> 00:12:32,520
I said it yesterday to the pharmacist.
What does it mean?
235
00:12:32,720 --> 00:12:35,360
You guys can talk about what it means
when I'm very, very far from here.
236
00:12:35,560 --> 00:12:37,320
- What does it--
- And right now, everyone...
237
00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:41,570
everyone needs to understand
Ali and I are over.
238
00:12:41,770 --> 00:12:44,030
So, you know what?
This is super unfair.
239
00:12:44,230 --> 00:12:45,450
She broke up with me.
240
00:12:45,650 --> 00:12:47,970
But I'll go. Merry Christmas.
241
00:12:50,430 --> 00:12:51,560
I should go?
242
00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:54,390
I don't wanna. Okay, fine, I'll go.
243
00:13:02,780 --> 00:13:04,820
Hey, isn't that baby Jesus's job?
244
00:13:07,490 --> 00:13:09,480
Just don't break anything
'cause Mom's gonna be so mad.
245
00:13:09,670 --> 00:13:12,390
You guys plan on telling me about this
or just keep it a secret forever?
246
00:13:12,590 --> 00:13:14,480
Can you blame us?
You're kind of freaking out!
247
00:13:14,680 --> 00:13:16,830
Of course I'm freaking out.
Wouldn't you be?
248
00:13:17,460 --> 00:13:19,320
- So, what do you wanna do?
- I dunno.
249
00:13:19,520 --> 00:13:22,910
Literally every hotel in town is booked,
even the Holiday Inn.
250
00:13:23,100 --> 00:13:25,590
Yeah. Maybe you could stay
in a manger.
251
00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:28,700
Ha ha.
252
00:13:28,900 --> 00:13:31,720
Everybody is so hilarious today.
253
00:13:40,810 --> 00:13:42,220
I'm gonna fly home.
254
00:13:42,420 --> 00:13:46,140
I love you, but you have your head
so far up your own butt
255
00:13:46,340 --> 00:13:48,350
that you can basically
lick your own tonsils.
256
00:13:48,550 --> 00:13:49,850
Ew, what?
257
00:13:50,050 --> 00:13:52,730
Okay. How do you
expect me to react, hmm?
258
00:13:52,930 --> 00:13:56,270
You invited
my ex-fiancée to Christmas!
259
00:13:56,470 --> 00:13:58,440
- Technically, Mom invited her.
- Oh, that's fine, then.
260
00:13:58,640 --> 00:14:00,320
But I get it, I get it. It's weird.
261
00:14:00,520 --> 00:14:02,420
No, actually, you don't get it.
262
00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:09,120
You know, Ali never gave me
one real reason why she dumped me.
263
00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:10,260
Not one.
264
00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:18,630
She didn't say anything to you,
did she?
265
00:14:18,830 --> 00:14:20,420
No, we didn't really talk
about that stuff.
266
00:14:20,620 --> 00:14:23,060
And every time Ali was here,
you were off in your own little world.
267
00:14:24,110 --> 00:14:26,820
- What does that mean?
- Grandma's 90th?
268
00:14:28,360 --> 00:14:30,390
- Well, it's not a hundred.
- Well, she showed up.
269
00:14:30,590 --> 00:14:33,430
Also, when Heather and I
got our place, who helped us move?
270
00:14:33,630 --> 00:14:35,190
I offered to pay for movers.
271
00:14:35,390 --> 00:14:37,650
And... moving sucks!
272
00:14:37,850 --> 00:14:39,790
I know it does, which is why
I needed your help.
273
00:14:42,330 --> 00:14:46,570
I dunno, I think Mom's gonna
invite Ali to a lot of holidays now.
274
00:14:46,770 --> 00:14:48,660
Like Cinco de Ali.
275
00:14:48,860 --> 00:14:49,990
Could you imagine?
276
00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:54,470
Or, um... Easter Ali Day.
277
00:14:55,180 --> 00:14:56,290
- No.
- That wasn't great.
278
00:14:56,490 --> 00:14:58,130
- Ali-ween!
- Oh, God.
279
00:14:58,320 --> 00:15:01,840
Ali Fool's. Ali Fool's
is the--that was-- also fine.
280
00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:05,010
Okay, look, I know you're joking,
but you're not wrong.
281
00:15:05,210 --> 00:15:08,860
Mom and Dad are so sweet
and so naïve, they can't move on.
282
00:15:09,780 --> 00:15:11,390
No. No, which is why
you and Ali need to--
283
00:15:11,590 --> 00:15:14,390
I need to show them how evil she is.
284
00:15:14,590 --> 00:15:15,680
- No.
- Yes!
285
00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:17,480
That's not what I was gonna say.
286
00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:19,100
You're a genius, okay?
I know what I have to do.
287
00:15:19,300 --> 00:15:21,820
I have to get Mom and Dad
to dump Ali before Christmas.
288
00:15:22,010 --> 00:15:25,570
Otherwise, I'm gonna have
to share my family forever.
289
00:15:25,770 --> 00:15:28,490
Okay. I'm gonna pretend like you're
not going absolutely insane right now.
290
00:15:28,690 --> 00:15:31,580
- Can we please go inside?
- We have to go inside, okay?
291
00:15:31,770 --> 00:15:34,040
'Cause every second she's in there is
another chance for her to steal my family.
292
00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:36,760
What are we still doing here?
We got to save Christmas, come on!
293
00:15:38,970 --> 00:15:39,920
- Oh, my God.
- Mind!
294
00:15:40,120 --> 00:15:41,130
- I'm coming.
- Move it!
295
00:15:41,330 --> 00:15:43,850
Oh, my God. I'm scared.
296
00:15:48,230 --> 00:15:50,550
Well, I mean, my Dad
and his new girlfriend
297
00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:54,100
did technically invite me
to join them in Hawaii.
298
00:15:54,300 --> 00:15:56,930
Well, it doesn't sound like
you're too fond of his new girlfriend.
299
00:15:57,130 --> 00:15:58,940
Well, I don't really know
the new girlfriend.
300
00:15:59,140 --> 00:16:01,020
I mean,
there's one every, like, two weeks.
301
00:16:01,220 --> 00:16:05,480
And it's always someone named
Bunny or Cookie or Maple Syrup.
302
00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:07,650
Uh, they all sound sweet and sticky.
303
00:16:07,850 --> 00:16:10,450
His good taste started
and ended with my mother.
304
00:16:10,650 --> 00:16:13,240
Oh, honey.
I know how much you miss her.
305
00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:17,350
But you always have a place here.
You're part of our family, you know it.
306
00:16:19,390 --> 00:16:21,170
- Mom?
- Well, well.
307
00:16:21,370 --> 00:16:23,920
Has my son finally come to his senses?
308
00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:25,000
Well, Mom...
309
00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:28,010
I will admit I may not have handled
310
00:16:28,210 --> 00:16:31,590
this whole situation
as well as I could have.
311
00:16:31,790 --> 00:16:34,140
But then I realized it's Christmas,
312
00:16:34,340 --> 00:16:38,350
and there is more than enough
holiday spirit to go around.
313
00:16:38,550 --> 00:16:40,850
Well,
that is wonderful to hear.
314
00:16:41,050 --> 00:16:42,020
Mm-hmm.
315
00:16:42,220 --> 00:16:45,690
Wow, that's-- that's
really big of you, Graham.
316
00:16:45,890 --> 00:16:46,780
Hello!
317
00:16:46,970 --> 00:16:49,280
Look at this old vagrant
I picked up from grad school!
318
00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:50,360
God, Dad.
319
00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:52,700
"Vagrant" is a derogatory term
blaming the unhoused for their own situ--
320
00:16:52,900 --> 00:16:55,700
- Sweet baby of Bethlehem!
- Okay, whatever.
321
00:16:55,900 --> 00:16:59,040
Did I have too much nog at the office,
or is this my firstborn standing there?
322
00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:00,120
Surprise!
323
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:02,080
Oh, hey, buddy.
324
00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:04,790
Elliot! Oh! How'd the Psych final go?
325
00:17:04,990 --> 00:17:06,170
- "A"-minus!
- What?
326
00:17:06,370 --> 00:17:09,230
I couldn't have done it without you
and all the FaceTime study sessions, Ali.
327
00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:11,720
- FaceTime study sessions.
- Yes. Aww. Congratulations.
328
00:17:11,920 --> 00:17:14,140
That's such a nice moment
between you guys.
329
00:17:14,340 --> 00:17:16,970
I mean, it wasn't an "A," so.
330
00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:18,720
I'm so glad that you two
finally patched things up!
331
00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:21,440
- Oh, no. We didn't patch any--
- No, it's just a temporary patching--
332
00:17:21,630 --> 00:17:22,940
It's a try-not-to-
kill-each-other sort of thing.
333
00:17:23,140 --> 00:17:25,440
Okay. Well, then,
I'm sorry that I said anything.
334
00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:28,730
But it's great that you're here.
Hey, what about all your work?
335
00:17:28,930 --> 00:17:30,650
Oh, no, no.
I still have to do all of that.
336
00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:32,400
Yeah. I'm on a deadline.
337
00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:33,570
But...
338
00:17:33,770 --> 00:17:37,490
I also realized that
a Stroop family Christmas
339
00:17:37,690 --> 00:17:40,410
wouldn't be the same
without all of the Stroop kids, so.
340
00:17:40,610 --> 00:17:42,160
Oh, yay. It looks like we're having
341
00:17:42,360 --> 00:17:45,040
an honest-to-goodness
Stroop family Christmas.
342
00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:46,170
Let's make reindeer food!
343
00:17:46,370 --> 00:17:47,630
Oh, I'll grab the Christmas vinyl!
344
00:17:47,830 --> 00:17:49,810
- I got the wine!
- I love it.
345
00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:53,380
- Graham!
- Yeah?
346
00:17:53,580 --> 00:17:54,340
- Hey.
- Hey.
347
00:17:54,540 --> 00:17:57,600
I just wanted to say that, um...
348
00:17:57,800 --> 00:17:59,260
I would never have come here
349
00:17:59,460 --> 00:18:01,600
if your parents hadn't sworn
you'd be in L.A.
350
00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:05,450
But now that we are here, together...
351
00:18:06,750 --> 00:18:09,690
uh, do you wanna maybe talk about it?
352
00:18:09,890 --> 00:18:13,240
- Talk about what?
- Our separation.
353
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:14,780
Oh, that.
354
00:18:14,980 --> 00:18:17,590
No, thank you.
355
00:18:18,170 --> 00:18:19,340
Graham?
356
00:18:20,260 --> 00:18:22,830
You didn't want to talk about it then.
I don't wanna talk about it now.
357
00:18:23,030 --> 00:18:25,470
So... let's just not talk about it.
358
00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:27,630
Are you sure?
359
00:18:27,830 --> 00:18:31,550
Ali, we're both grownups here,
so let's just act like grownups.
360
00:18:31,750 --> 00:18:32,760
- Hey, Graham?
- Yeah?
361
00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:34,630
Which couch do you want me
to set up for you?
362
00:18:34,830 --> 00:18:36,720
The one in the basement
is more comfortable,
363
00:18:36,920 --> 00:18:39,850
but the new one in the game room
doesn't smell like cat pee.
364
00:18:40,050 --> 00:18:41,430
RIP, Mister Cinnamon.
365
00:18:41,630 --> 00:18:44,730
Yeah, so that means that Ali was,
uh, set up in my room?
366
00:18:44,930 --> 00:18:45,690
You know what? I'm gonna just move--
367
00:18:45,890 --> 00:18:46,650
Yeah, because she was here.
368
00:18:46,840 --> 00:18:48,020
Because Pamela Anderson
and Wolverine
369
00:18:48,220 --> 00:18:49,980
staring at me
from the wall's kinda creepy.
370
00:18:50,180 --> 00:18:51,440
No, no, no, no.
371
00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:54,690
Joseph would never let Mary
sleep on the couch, right?
372
00:18:54,890 --> 00:18:56,450
That's the man I raised.
373
00:18:56,650 --> 00:18:58,620
Yeah. The clean couch, please.
374
00:18:58,810 --> 00:18:59,970
- You got it.
- Thank you.
375
00:19:02,300 --> 00:19:03,620
- Graham...
- Yes?
376
00:19:03,820 --> 00:19:04,830
What's going on?
377
00:19:05,030 --> 00:19:09,330
I know you,
and you're acting... weird.
378
00:19:09,530 --> 00:19:10,840
I'm fine.
379
00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:13,090
In fact, I'm super.
380
00:19:13,290 --> 00:19:16,680
Hey, fam! How do we feel
about a game night tonight?
381
00:19:16,870 --> 00:19:18,640
- Did somebody mention a game night?
- You bet.
382
00:19:18,830 --> 00:19:20,970
Okay, well, I got the supplies.
383
00:19:21,170 --> 00:19:23,320
Whoo-hoo-hoo,
gonna need more than that.
384
00:19:23,780 --> 00:19:24,930
Who's hungry,
what can I make ya?
385
00:19:25,130 --> 00:19:27,890
- Yes!
- I am. Starving.
386
00:19:28,090 --> 00:19:32,670
{\i1}♪ Everybody's singin',
laughin' up and down the way ♪
387
00:19:35,890 --> 00:19:41,030
♪ Goin' all around
for a jolly, jolly day ♪
388
00:19:49,430 --> 00:19:51,080
{\i1}♪ Everybody's boppin' ♪
389
00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:53,090
Coming in hot.
390
00:19:53,290 --> 00:19:55,630
Quip.
'Cause I'm full of quips, baby.
391
00:19:55,830 --> 00:19:57,800
- Good for you, baby.
- Let's go.
392
00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,720
Whoo-hoo! That was my "Q."
393
00:19:59,920 --> 00:20:01,430
Do you know how hard it is
to get rid of a "Q"?
394
00:20:01,630 --> 00:20:04,100
I know, and when you
have a "U" and an "I,"
395
00:20:04,300 --> 00:20:09,390
and then every other letter
on your board to create an entire word--
396
00:20:09,590 --> 00:20:13,570
"Quilting," using each and every
one of my letters. It's empty.
397
00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:14,820
Empty slate.
398
00:20:15,020 --> 00:20:17,070
- Uh, no, no, no. Challenge, challenge.
- Here I go.
399
00:20:17,270 --> 00:20:18,570
You misspelled "quitting,"
400
00:20:18,770 --> 00:20:20,700
which is surprising
'cause you're really good at it.
401
00:20:20,900 --> 00:20:24,030
True, it's no "cat"
for seven points, but it is--
402
00:20:24,230 --> 00:20:25,870
I had no letters, 'kay?
403
00:20:26,070 --> 00:20:29,080
- Whoo, 96 points!
- Good for you, Ali.
404
00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:32,830
- Wow. Everyone cheer for Ali.
- Fun! Good for you.
405
00:20:33,030 --> 00:20:35,590
Yay, Ali! Cheers!
406
00:20:35,790 --> 00:20:37,420
- I was--
- To Ali. I'm glad you're here, Ali.
407
00:20:37,620 --> 00:20:40,380
I was joking.
All right, let's play another game.
408
00:20:40,580 --> 00:20:42,510
- Ooh. Let's play Werewolf.
- Yes!
409
00:20:42,710 --> 00:20:44,110
Let's play!
410
00:20:44,610 --> 00:20:47,220
Look at her. She's playing you.
411
00:20:47,420 --> 00:20:50,060
She's been picking off our family...
412
00:20:50,260 --> 00:20:52,310
- ...one by one. Okay?
- Oh, my God.
413
00:20:52,510 --> 00:20:55,250
She's the werewolf.
I'm a villager, I swear.
414
00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:58,820
Eh-- Of course, you'd say
your ex is the monster.
415
00:20:59,020 --> 00:21:00,570
I mean, I know you guys
don't wanna see it, but like--
416
00:21:00,770 --> 00:21:02,660
he's obviously the werewolf.
417
00:21:02,860 --> 00:21:04,450
Villager. This is a villager outfit.
418
00:21:04,650 --> 00:21:06,950
Okay? This is not a werewolf outfit.
This is the werewolf.
419
00:21:07,150 --> 00:21:10,960
Please, I know you don't
wanna see it, but your son,
420
00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:13,080
your precious firstborn,
421
00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:15,560
he is... the werewolf.
422
00:21:16,390 --> 00:21:18,480
- Okay. Okay.
- Believe me. I swear.
423
00:21:19,730 --> 00:21:21,590
Look me in the eye
424
00:21:21,790 --> 00:21:25,030
and swear to me
that you're a villager.
425
00:21:25,780 --> 00:21:27,860
I swear...
426
00:21:29,120 --> 00:21:32,080
on the spirit of Christmas...
427
00:21:33,950 --> 00:21:36,210
that I am just a villager.
428
00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:40,240
- Wow.
- That's very convincing.
429
00:21:40,430 --> 00:21:41,570
- Very convincing.
- All righty.
430
00:21:41,770 --> 00:21:43,050
I can't compete with that.
431
00:21:44,590 --> 00:21:48,080
- Time is up.
- Werewolf!
432
00:21:49,990 --> 00:21:52,500
Werewolf! Werewolf!
433
00:21:52,700 --> 00:21:53,620
Villager.
434
00:21:53,820 --> 00:21:55,630
Oh, my God!
435
00:21:55,830 --> 00:21:58,750
You guys bought it.
436
00:21:58,950 --> 00:22:02,840
Whoa! I'm so sorry.
All you were fooled.
437
00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:05,260
Especially you. So gullible!
438
00:22:05,460 --> 00:22:08,850
I am the werewolf.
How about that?
439
00:22:11,050 --> 00:22:14,270
Whoo! Ahh! Feels good.
440
00:22:14,470 --> 00:22:16,730
But you swore
on the spirit of Christmas.
441
00:22:16,930 --> 00:22:17,870
Yeah. Too far.
442
00:22:18,410 --> 00:22:19,940
Well, I just--
443
00:22:20,140 --> 00:22:21,710
Well, I didn't it mean it like that.
444
00:22:22,790 --> 00:22:25,240
I didn't mean it like-- for real.
445
00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:27,320
I think I'm done with game night.
446
00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:28,410
- No!
- Me, too.
447
00:22:28,610 --> 00:22:29,490
Oh.
448
00:22:29,690 --> 00:22:30,870
Get you picked up here.
449
00:22:32,530 --> 00:22:34,250
That was super fun, everybody.
450
00:22:34,450 --> 00:22:37,170
Just because
of that horrible thing Ali said?
451
00:22:37,370 --> 00:22:38,670
The object of the game is to...
452
00:22:38,870 --> 00:22:39,920
You wanna watch
a movie or something?
453
00:22:40,120 --> 00:22:41,270
Thanks, guys.
454
00:22:41,770 --> 00:22:43,420
Do you have anything in mind?
455
00:22:43,620 --> 00:22:44,510
I don't know.
456
00:22:44,710 --> 00:22:46,720
Well, that was
really horrible what she said.
457
00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:49,970
Oh, boy. You know, I had
a feeling your competitive spirit
458
00:22:50,170 --> 00:22:52,870
might get you into a little bit
of trouble with the Stroop fam.
459
00:22:54,700 --> 00:22:58,560
I see. You're trying
to make me look bad.
460
00:22:58,760 --> 00:23:00,080
I didn't even have to try.
461
00:23:01,170 --> 00:23:02,780
My family will work up the courage
462
00:23:02,980 --> 00:23:06,090
to ask you to leave
before Christmas morning.
463
00:23:08,170 --> 00:23:10,740
You wanna-- you wanna bet?
464
00:23:10,940 --> 00:23:13,950
Oh. Yeah. It's a bet.
465
00:23:14,150 --> 00:23:16,890
By Christmas morning, you're gone.
466
00:23:18,220 --> 00:23:19,630
Or you're gone. Hmm.
467
00:23:19,830 --> 00:23:20,750
Only one can stay.
468
00:23:20,950 --> 00:23:24,060
And that goes
for every holiday forever.
469
00:23:25,730 --> 00:23:26,760
- Great.
- Great.
470
00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:28,610
- We're on.
- We're on.
471
00:23:29,780 --> 00:23:33,350
...control tonight, they are
showing this Calgary team how it's done.
472
00:23:33,550 --> 00:23:36,180
{\i1}- And here we go.
- Anderson's coming up the corner there.
473
00:23:36,380 --> 00:23:38,690
{\i1}- He has the puck.
- Over to Sam Hoesley.
474
00:23:38,890 --> 00:23:40,940
{\i1}- Oh, my gosh.
- He shoots. He scores!
475
00:23:45,390 --> 00:23:47,450
Yeah, baby.
476
00:23:47,650 --> 00:23:49,200
- Yes. Okay, okay, okay.
- That's crazy.
477
00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:50,950
Gosh. Okay. French toast
is almost ready, everybody.
478
00:23:51,150 --> 00:23:52,660
Unless you want something else,
I can make it for you.
479
00:23:52,860 --> 00:23:54,200
How about some
blueberry pancakes?
480
00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:56,830
- Well, I've got French toast.
- But everybody likes your blueberry--
481
00:23:57,030 --> 00:23:59,210
Yes, they do. I can make you some--
Honey, are you up?
482
00:23:59,410 --> 00:24:00,630
- I am now.
- Morning, Graham.
483
00:24:00,820 --> 00:24:02,750
- I'll help you after the commercial.
- Yeah. Yeah.
484
00:24:02,950 --> 00:24:05,380
Thank you for coming
to join me on my bed.
485
00:24:05,580 --> 00:24:07,130
Okay. Let's keep it down.
He's trying to sleep.
486
00:24:07,330 --> 00:24:09,720
Oh, yeah. Now's a good time
to keep it down. I gotta pee.
487
00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:11,140
You want coffee?
488
00:24:11,340 --> 00:24:12,640
There you go. All right.
489
00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:14,410
Yes, please.
490
00:24:23,970 --> 00:24:26,130
Ali, I gotta go.
491
00:24:29,380 --> 00:24:30,360
Come on.
492
00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:32,780
Your hair looks as good
as it's gonna look.
493
00:24:32,980 --> 00:24:34,830
Come on.
494
00:24:35,030 --> 00:24:38,140
Hurry up.
Come on. Let's go.
495
00:24:39,220 --> 00:24:40,430
Ali.
496
00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:43,710
Sounds like an emergency.
497
00:24:43,910 --> 00:24:46,590
- Very funny.
- Coming.
498
00:24:46,790 --> 00:24:50,880
Gotta go. Gotta go. Gotta--
499
00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:53,860
- There you are. Thank you so much.
- It's all yours.
500
00:24:58,120 --> 00:25:00,270
Sweetheart.
Is Heather not coming for sure?
501
00:25:00,470 --> 00:25:02,650
I've got her veggie bacon.
Nobody else eats it.
502
00:25:02,850 --> 00:25:04,110
No, I told you, she's doing
Christmas with her family.
503
00:25:04,310 --> 00:25:06,110
I feel like it's because
I didn't ask her myself.
504
00:25:06,310 --> 00:25:08,440
- No. That's not why.
- I didn't ask her. That was wrong.
505
00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:09,650
No, no, no. She says hi.
And she misses us--
506
00:25:09,850 --> 00:25:11,700
You know what?
I'm gonna give her a call.
507
00:25:11,900 --> 00:25:13,070
- Please don't. Don't call her.
- No, I think that would work.
508
00:25:13,270 --> 00:25:14,420
- No, no, no.
- Everybody likes to get a call.
509
00:25:26,310 --> 00:25:30,760
No, no, no, no, no. God!
Where's the plunger?
510
00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:34,260
Code red! Code red! Code red!
Code red! Get the towels!
511
00:25:34,460 --> 00:25:35,350
- What?
- I'll get the mop.
512
00:25:38,510 --> 00:25:40,310
Okay. Nobody panic.
I'll get the towels.
513
00:25:40,510 --> 00:25:42,100
I'll get the towels. I'll get the towels.
Oh, I'll get the towels. Nobody panic.
514
00:25:42,300 --> 00:25:44,100
Did you not read the sign?
515
00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:48,650
Didn't anyone read the sign?
Why didn't you read the sign?
516
00:25:48,850 --> 00:25:50,690
There was no sign.
517
00:25:50,890 --> 00:25:51,900
Get the towels! Save the carpet!
518
00:25:52,100 --> 00:25:54,160
That's a big puddle.
Oh, my God.
519
00:25:54,360 --> 00:25:55,700
Don't let it out of the bathroom!
520
00:25:55,900 --> 00:25:57,330
You're doing great, Dad.
You're doing great.
521
00:25:57,520 --> 00:25:59,330
- Can you stop filming and help us!
- Stop filming!
522
00:25:59,530 --> 00:26:00,620
Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
523
00:26:00,820 --> 00:26:03,210
I'm gonna cram it up your ass!
Get over here and plunge!
524
00:26:03,410 --> 00:26:05,330
- Oh! My socks! It's getting wet!
- That was disgusting!
525
00:26:05,530 --> 00:26:07,630
Don't worry about your socks.
Save the carpet!
526
00:26:07,830 --> 00:26:09,460
Oh, God. So much water!
527
00:26:09,660 --> 00:26:12,650
- We need a plunger!
- I got it! I got it!
528
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:19,390
We're clear!
529
00:26:22,670 --> 00:26:24,890
Thank you, Ali.
You are our hero.
530
00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:28,290
- Mom?
- Jeannie!
531
00:26:29,500 --> 00:26:31,110
Someone stole the baby Jesus.
532
00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:36,110
Jeannie!
533
00:26:36,310 --> 00:26:37,490
- Mom!
- Jeannie?
534
00:26:37,690 --> 00:26:39,280
Mom, are you okay?
535
00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:42,950
Look! Someone stole the baby Jesus!
536
00:26:43,150 --> 00:26:45,290
Oh, Mom.
My God, we thought you were hurt.
537
00:26:45,490 --> 00:26:48,580
I am hurt. My heart
is being torn out of my chest.
538
00:26:48,780 --> 00:26:52,300
I've had that baby Jesus
since before you were born.
539
00:26:52,500 --> 00:26:53,670
Who would do such an awful thing?
540
00:26:53,870 --> 00:26:56,510
I dunno. Probably
just some teenagers, Mom.
541
00:26:56,710 --> 00:26:59,720
Or... or somebody new here
542
00:26:59,920 --> 00:27:01,970
who hates to see our family happy.
543
00:27:02,170 --> 00:27:03,640
- Hmm.
- What?
544
00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:06,440
Graham, you're obviously talking
about Ali. Ali is not new here.
545
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:09,310
She's been with us for five years.
She's not gonna steal the baby Jesus.
546
00:27:09,510 --> 00:27:10,570
- I didn't say anything.
- You know what?
547
00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:14,280
I can go get one. Yeah, I'll pick one up
from the store, put it in place,
548
00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:15,990
and meet you guys
back at the lot, okay?
549
00:27:16,190 --> 00:27:19,660
- Oh, Ali.
- Oh. You're the best, Ali.
550
00:27:19,860 --> 00:27:21,410
You're a Christmas angel.
You're saving the day.
551
00:27:21,610 --> 00:27:22,490
Thank you. Thank you.
552
00:27:22,690 --> 00:27:24,250
Oh, no. I'll go, Mom.
553
00:27:24,450 --> 00:27:27,370
I'll-- I'll save the day. She won't
know which one to get anyways, so.
554
00:27:27,570 --> 00:27:29,420
- I think I can manage.
- She can't.
555
00:27:29,620 --> 00:27:31,420
I know how to go to a store and shop.
556
00:27:31,620 --> 00:27:34,130
I have maternal instincts
and ovaries, and...
557
00:27:34,330 --> 00:27:35,210
We haven't seen them.
558
00:27:35,410 --> 00:27:38,430
And I know what babies look like.
I don't know that he knows--
559
00:27:38,630 --> 00:27:41,180
I'll go without ovaries.
I'll pick the perfect baby Jesus.
560
00:27:41,380 --> 00:27:43,030
Oh, for God's sake,
just both of you go. Here.
561
00:27:43,950 --> 00:27:46,560
Oh. There's a key in here somewhere.
562
00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:47,730
- That's right.
- Okay.
563
00:27:47,930 --> 00:27:50,000
- Have fun.
- Yeah, right.
564
00:27:50,620 --> 00:27:52,020
Christmas crisis averted.
565
00:27:52,220 --> 00:27:53,940
Well, that's one off the list, anyway.
566
00:27:54,140 --> 00:27:55,710
I have a list, Dennis.
567
00:27:56,710 --> 00:27:58,740
This is fine.
We look normal, just act normal.
568
00:27:58,940 --> 00:28:01,370
We look great, okay?
You look-- actually that looks nice.
569
00:28:01,570 --> 00:28:04,540
You're doing-- that was
a compliment. What are you--
570
00:28:04,740 --> 00:28:06,640
It's fine. What?
571
00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:11,790
So, does it have to be total war
between us this entire holiday?
572
00:28:11,990 --> 00:28:15,210
Uh-- you know, I am tempted
to say no, but...
573
00:28:15,410 --> 00:28:17,010
hmm... yeah, probably.
574
00:28:17,210 --> 00:28:18,510
You never supported me.
Why should I support you now?
575
00:28:18,710 --> 00:28:20,970
- What is that supposed to mean?
- What is that supposed to mean?
576
00:28:21,170 --> 00:28:22,050
Real mature.
577
00:28:22,250 --> 00:28:24,720
Oh, okay, you're here trying
to steal my family. That's pretty mature.
578
00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:28,140
I'm not trying to steal your family.
You don't even like your family.
579
00:28:28,340 --> 00:28:29,230
I-- what?
580
00:28:29,430 --> 00:28:33,020
You're dismissive of your family
and dismissive of me. And my feelings.
581
00:28:33,220 --> 00:28:35,820
Wow. Well, I'm gonna
dismiss that comment, okay?
582
00:28:36,020 --> 00:28:39,130
And you can leave
and surrender any time you want.
583
00:28:39,670 --> 00:28:41,950
- Never. Hmm.
- Never. Okay.
584
00:28:42,150 --> 00:28:44,830
- What is going on here? Is this it?
- Well, I think this is it.
585
00:28:45,030 --> 00:28:47,750
We've arrived at our options.
This is, uh...
586
00:28:47,950 --> 00:28:49,620
- Yikes.
- Rubber ducky Jesus.
587
00:28:49,820 --> 00:28:51,830
- Is this all right for a manger?
- This is sad.
588
00:28:52,030 --> 00:28:53,840
This is the bottom--
589
00:28:54,030 --> 00:28:58,880
the absolute bottom
of the Nativity barrel.
590
00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:00,430
Is that even a thing for sale?
591
00:29:00,620 --> 00:29:02,400
Or did someone just make it
and put it in the bin?
592
00:29:03,650 --> 00:29:06,220
It might win.
I got Tyrannosaurus Jesus.
593
00:29:06,420 --> 00:29:09,560
Oh, this is quiet an ironic way
to teach creationism.
594
00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:12,600
Oh, don't bring that up
with Jeannie, okay? Just--
595
00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:13,770
- Oh, no, I'm bringing it up.
- Don't bring it up.
596
00:29:13,970 --> 00:29:15,690
- These little arms--
- She will kick you clean--
597
00:29:15,890 --> 00:29:18,320
You know what, bring it up with her.
Talk to her about it, see what happens.
598
00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:19,530
- Ohh, hmm.
- Okay?
599
00:29:19,730 --> 00:29:22,360
This is big 'cause it cries.
It belongs in the manger.
600
00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:24,660
That's generous.
That is not a baby.
601
00:29:24,860 --> 00:29:25,870
I don't know,
he's got a little diaper.
602
00:29:26,070 --> 00:29:27,540
Just 'cause he's--
That's his robe!
603
00:29:27,730 --> 00:29:29,250
And he makes a baby sound, listen.
604
00:29:30,950 --> 00:29:33,710
Wah! Can you believe that?
What about you?
605
00:29:33,910 --> 00:29:36,290
All right. Make this guy roar.
606
00:29:36,490 --> 00:29:38,340
Very nice.
607
00:29:41,190 --> 00:29:42,880
I gotta take this, hold on.
608
00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:47,100
Hello. Hey, Mr. Tusk, yes?
609
00:29:47,300 --> 00:29:48,610
I know.
610
00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:50,930
Christmas Day, I know.
611
00:29:51,130 --> 00:29:52,310
Coming up fast. Yes, sir.
612
00:29:52,510 --> 00:29:55,310
I'm on it, okay?
613
00:29:55,510 --> 00:29:58,670
I will take care of it right away.
Okay. Okay, bye.
614
00:30:01,420 --> 00:30:03,460
Ready?
615
00:30:04,460 --> 00:30:05,460
Okay, let's go.
616
00:30:06,630 --> 00:30:07,800
Been ready.
617
00:30:09,470 --> 00:30:12,850
- I'll hold them.
- I'll hold them.
618
00:30:19,270 --> 00:30:21,340
Well, Graham said it was slim pickings.
619
00:30:21,540 --> 00:30:24,550
It's all they had left.
Now, it looks like a little T-rex...
620
00:30:24,750 --> 00:30:26,640
- Uh-huh.
- ...who won a pageant.
621
00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:29,060
There's nothing
baby Jesus about it at all.
622
00:30:29,250 --> 00:30:31,740
- Well, it'll work for now.
- Yeah.
623
00:30:32,990 --> 00:30:35,350
Oh. Oh, we're in trouble.
624
00:30:35,550 --> 00:30:37,290
Yeah. We're gonna burn in hell.
625
00:30:37,870 --> 00:30:40,320
Okay. Let's go get ready for that party.
626
00:30:51,510 --> 00:30:54,040
Wow, I kinda forgot
how big this thing is.
627
00:30:54,240 --> 00:30:57,120
Oh, yeah. It is the social event
of the holiday season.
628
00:30:57,320 --> 00:30:58,890
- Oh, thank you.
- Thank you.
629
00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:02,480
Oh, no.
630
00:31:04,770 --> 00:31:06,610
- What?
- Oh, no.
631
00:31:10,860 --> 00:31:13,140
- D-d-- nothing. Shut up.
- Oh. What?
632
00:31:13,340 --> 00:31:14,230
Shh!
633
00:31:14,420 --> 00:31:17,190
I almost forgot about
your irrational hatred of goats.
634
00:31:19,470 --> 00:31:21,570
- Hey, Santa!
- Ohh!
635
00:31:21,770 --> 00:31:23,070
Place looks great.
636
00:31:23,270 --> 00:31:25,650
You're gonna move
a ton of inventory this season!
637
00:31:25,850 --> 00:31:28,030
Oh, I hope so.
We got two mortgages on the house.
638
00:31:28,230 --> 00:31:30,030
- Oh, boy.
- But why the goat?
639
00:31:30,230 --> 00:31:33,620
Well, we had to change things up
after last year's fiasco with the bunnies.
640
00:31:33,820 --> 00:31:35,410
But they were so cute.
641
00:31:35,610 --> 00:31:38,580
Yeah, they were cute, but now there's
like 300 of them living in the park.
642
00:31:38,780 --> 00:31:39,670
What's wrong with goats?
643
00:31:39,870 --> 00:31:42,130
She has an irrational fear
after one of 'em headbutted her
644
00:31:42,330 --> 00:31:43,880
when she was a kid.
She thinks they're all evil.
645
00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:46,380
They have rectangular pupils, Dennis.
646
00:31:46,580 --> 00:31:47,680
You know what, forget about the goat.
647
00:31:47,870 --> 00:31:50,510
Why don't you say hi to the team.
Hey, Brady!
648
00:31:54,070 --> 00:31:55,120
Graham!
649
00:31:56,700 --> 00:31:58,350
It's been a while, man!
650
00:31:58,550 --> 00:32:00,020
Yeah. Yeah, been a while.
651
00:32:00,220 --> 00:32:02,440
Who is this beauty by your side?
652
00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:04,500
Oh, Dennis, you know him.
He's your boss.
653
00:32:05,210 --> 00:32:07,740
- Hi. Uh, I'm Ali. Mayer.
- Hi.
654
00:32:07,940 --> 00:32:11,120
Uh, I'm not by his side.
He's-- he's my...
655
00:32:11,310 --> 00:32:12,590
- Ex-fiancé.
- Ex.
656
00:32:13,130 --> 00:32:15,660
Wow, Graham. You let her go?
That was a big mistake.
657
00:32:15,860 --> 00:32:19,720
No, no, no, no. Her mistake, actually.
Yeah, she let me go, so...
658
00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:23,790
Well, we didn't mean to interrupt you.
659
00:32:23,990 --> 00:32:25,710
I know you were telling a story
to your friends there.
660
00:32:25,910 --> 00:32:28,050
No, no, no, no.
I've lost my train of thought.
661
00:32:28,250 --> 00:32:30,840
Yeah. Well, talking's confusing.
662
00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:33,300
Uh, anyway,
back to selling cars, I guess.
663
00:32:33,500 --> 00:32:37,270
Okay. Well, wow. I think you're
just being a little bit frosty here
664
00:32:37,470 --> 00:32:39,350
because you were offered a job here.
665
00:32:39,550 --> 00:32:42,360
You didn't take it. Brady got it.
Now he's head salesman.
666
00:32:42,550 --> 00:32:45,230
- Number one.
- Smells like number two.
667
00:32:45,430 --> 00:32:48,280
Mmm, and who could forget
when Brady beat out Graham
668
00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:50,820
for captain of the hockey team
in 12th grade?
669
00:32:51,020 --> 00:32:52,450
And we won state that year.
670
00:32:52,650 --> 00:32:54,660
Oh. Yes, you did.
671
00:32:54,860 --> 00:32:58,120
Oh, and in 9th grade you both wanted
to play the scarecrow in The Wizard of Oz.
672
00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:01,250
You got it, and you played
the Mayor of Munchkinland.
673
00:33:01,450 --> 00:33:04,210
But you were so good.
He was a lot smaller back then.
674
00:33:04,410 --> 00:33:05,500
Yeah. This has been so fun.
675
00:33:05,700 --> 00:33:08,510
You know what, I am going
to go hang with the baby demon.
676
00:33:08,710 --> 00:33:10,070
I'm gonna get back
to selling some cars.
677
00:33:11,820 --> 00:33:13,760
You guys tried the eggnog?
It's really good.
678
00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:16,470
- Spicy.
- So, Ali, are you, uh--?
679
00:33:16,670 --> 00:33:19,680
So, okay, you're still doing that-- Okay.
Hey, you two have fun.
680
00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:22,480
- Can I interest you in a ride?
- Good one, Brady.
681
00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:24,360
- The ride of your life?
- Um...
682
00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:32,820
There you go. Hey, you're pretty cute.
683
00:33:33,020 --> 00:33:34,740
Little bigger than I thought.
684
00:33:34,940 --> 00:33:37,050
This party sucks.
685
00:33:38,470 --> 00:33:40,050
I couldn't agree more.
686
00:33:42,890 --> 00:33:43,830
I'm Graham.
687
00:33:44,030 --> 00:33:45,230
I know, I'm Jess.
688
00:33:46,020 --> 00:33:46,960
What do you mean you know?
689
00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:48,460
We actually went to school together.
690
00:33:48,660 --> 00:33:51,550
I was a few grades below you.
You played hockey with Brady.
691
00:33:51,750 --> 00:33:53,690
- Uh-huh.
- You should've been captain that year.
692
00:33:55,070 --> 00:33:56,930
Thank you. Thank you.
693
00:33:57,130 --> 00:34:00,600
That is the nicest thing anyone's
said to me in a long time.
694
00:34:06,410 --> 00:34:09,330
- Do you want a drink?
- Lead the way.
695
00:34:10,330 --> 00:34:11,630
Oh, one second.
696
00:34:16,510 --> 00:34:17,760
Okay, let's go.
697
00:34:18,930 --> 00:34:20,540
Thank you so much
for all coming out today.
698
00:34:20,740 --> 00:34:22,910
The reason for the season
of course is love.
699
00:34:23,110 --> 00:34:24,750
- Love.
- That's exactly right.
700
00:34:24,950 --> 00:34:29,920
But it is also the time for a good deal
with a fair price on automobiles.
701
00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:32,840
And just because they're used
doesn't mean they're bad.
702
00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:35,130
It's like me.
703
00:34:35,330 --> 00:34:36,430
Jeannie just does everything.
704
00:34:36,630 --> 00:34:39,220
You know, she painted the windows here.
Took her two weeks.
705
00:34:39,420 --> 00:34:41,220
I-- I said,
"Can we hire someone?"
706
00:34:41,420 --> 00:34:43,810
"No, they like the way
you do it, Jeannie."
707
00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:46,520
We really can't afford it.
708
00:34:46,720 --> 00:34:49,230
Jeannie is my own personal Santa Claus.
709
00:34:49,430 --> 00:34:51,150
And of course, nothing runs without her.
710
00:34:51,350 --> 00:34:52,400
Yeah, Mom!
711
00:34:53,560 --> 00:34:55,990
Jeannie keeps the elves in check
and the presents on time,
712
00:34:56,190 --> 00:34:57,200
and I just love her to death.
713
00:34:57,400 --> 00:34:58,570
Aww.
714
00:34:58,770 --> 00:35:01,580
- Now, we met at the U of M.
- Go, Gophers!
715
00:35:01,780 --> 00:35:03,620
And specifically at a Christmas party,
716
00:35:03,820 --> 00:35:07,330
and that is why today has always
been so special to all of us.
717
00:35:07,530 --> 00:35:09,790
And as you know, this is the season
718
00:35:09,990 --> 00:35:13,260
where we think about love
and peace and happiness.
719
00:35:13,460 --> 00:35:14,970
And of course, family.
That's what this is all about.
720
00:35:15,170 --> 00:35:17,400
Honey, it's family.
Family, family.
721
00:35:18,570 --> 00:35:20,600
Thank you so much to the carolers.
722
00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:24,140
And of course, Gumdrop the Goat,
whose real name's Stingray.
723
00:35:25,630 --> 00:35:27,940
That's a Christmas
present right there.
724
00:35:28,140 --> 00:35:30,520
- Yeah.
- Well, I hope everybody has a good time.
725
00:35:30,720 --> 00:35:32,190
Eat, drink, and be merry!
726
00:35:32,390 --> 00:35:34,740
- Oh, no.
- And buy some cars!
727
00:35:34,940 --> 00:35:36,610
And buy some cars!
728
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:40,700
- Ali, don't be afraid.
No, no, no.
729
00:35:40,900 --> 00:35:42,540
No, no.
730
00:35:42,730 --> 00:35:46,500
- Oh, is she okay?
- Good goat. Good goat. Good goat.
731
00:35:46,700 --> 00:35:47,620
Ali, take off.
732
00:35:49,530 --> 00:35:51,380
- No.
- No.
733
00:35:51,580 --> 00:35:54,710
What is it doing to me?
734
00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:11,110
Your parents ended the night early.
735
00:36:11,300 --> 00:36:12,650
Yeah.
736
00:36:12,850 --> 00:36:16,280
Um, it's kinda their anniversary,
if you know what I mean.
737
00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:19,070
Every year they go home early
for intercourse.
738
00:36:19,270 --> 00:36:22,780
Thank you, Elliot!
Yeah, that's what I meant.
739
00:36:22,980 --> 00:36:24,490
- That's very healthy!
- Yeah.
740
00:36:24,690 --> 00:36:27,180
The rest of us just come here
to drink until the coast is clear.
741
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:31,710
Well, maybe it's time for you
to take me home, yeah?
742
00:36:31,910 --> 00:36:33,710
Oh, okay that's my cue to leave.
743
00:36:33,910 --> 00:36:35,550
Hi. I'm Ali.
744
00:36:35,750 --> 00:36:37,800
Jess, I've heard so much about you.
745
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:41,010
You have?
What did you hear?
746
00:36:41,210 --> 00:36:44,640
You know-- on that note,
I'm gonna get another one.
747
00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:47,910
I don't even need one, but I think
I should probably get another one.
748
00:36:48,370 --> 00:36:52,560
So, Jess, I just wanna say,
between us girls,
749
00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:56,320
I am so happy for Graham
that he finally found someone
750
00:36:56,520 --> 00:37:00,110
who's okay with his, you know,
little candy cane problem.
751
00:37:00,310 --> 00:37:02,840
Whoa... disappointed.
752
00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:07,540
But you know, he'll tell you
that it's never happened to him before,
753
00:37:07,740 --> 00:37:09,790
and he just wants
a little shoulder rub and a cuddle.
754
00:37:09,990 --> 00:37:12,170
Well, you know what people say.
755
00:37:12,370 --> 00:37:14,340
Every couple has their own chemistry.
756
00:37:14,530 --> 00:37:16,170
Well, that's not chemistry, that's...
757
00:37:16,370 --> 00:37:17,800
Physics.
758
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:19,090
Mm-hmm.
759
00:37:19,290 --> 00:37:22,760
Has he told you he loves you yet?
He'll tell you tonight.
760
00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:24,890
I wonder what she's
saying about you, dude.
761
00:37:27,630 --> 00:37:30,370
Oh, thank you.
Are you trying to tell me something?
762
00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:47,220
Melinda Persephone Stroop.
763
00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:49,160
You are such a buzzkill!
764
00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:50,660
What are you talking about?
What are you doing?
765
00:37:50,860 --> 00:37:51,960
Oh, just enjoying my life!
766
00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:53,790
Enjoying your life
cheating on Heather?
767
00:37:53,990 --> 00:37:55,040
I'm not cheating on Heather.
768
00:37:55,240 --> 00:37:56,750
I'm not cheating on Heather,
by the way. I'm single.
769
00:37:56,950 --> 00:37:58,380
Oh, you're not cheating on Heather?
What do you call that?
770
00:37:58,580 --> 00:38:00,420
This seems like a private moment.
771
00:38:00,620 --> 00:38:01,720
I'm single. Thank you.
772
00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:03,550
What are you talking about?
773
00:38:03,750 --> 00:38:06,400
Well, maybe if you actually asked
about Heather, then you would know.
774
00:38:08,530 --> 00:38:09,910
How are things with Heather?
775
00:38:12,490 --> 00:38:16,290
We broke up, okay?
776
00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:20,290
I'm so sorry.
777
00:38:22,130 --> 00:38:26,200
I know how much you love her.
This must be so hard.
778
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:31,220
Yeah. Sometimes love isn't enough.
779
00:38:34,010 --> 00:38:35,100
Hey...
780
00:38:36,100 --> 00:38:38,540
- Can you give us a... second?
- It's okay. Ali knows.
781
00:38:38,740 --> 00:38:40,380
Aw, sweetie.
782
00:38:40,580 --> 00:38:42,670
You told Ali. Why didn't you tell me?
783
00:38:42,870 --> 00:38:46,550
I dunno, because I was...
embarrassed to admit that,
784
00:38:46,750 --> 00:38:48,720
you know, my shit's
as messed up as yours.
785
00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:51,430
I didn't want to Stroop
down to your level--
786
00:38:51,630 --> 00:38:55,810
stoop down to your level.
787
00:38:56,010 --> 00:38:58,360
Hi. Um, this might be bad timing,
788
00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:00,440
but that's my number.
789
00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:04,530
Uh, good kiss. Sorry.
790
00:39:04,730 --> 00:39:06,530
No, I'm sorry for interrupting.
791
00:39:06,730 --> 00:39:07,700
Bye!
792
00:39:07,900 --> 00:39:09,120
She's single.
793
00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:10,950
- Quinn.
- She's cute.
794
00:39:11,150 --> 00:39:13,200
- She's really cute.
- Mm-hmm.
795
00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:15,660
- And I still got it.
- Okay.
796
00:39:15,860 --> 00:39:17,250
And I still got it.
797
00:39:17,450 --> 00:39:20,290
All right. We're gonna
got you some water, okay?
798
00:39:20,490 --> 00:39:22,380
But I already like that girl
more than Heather, so...
799
00:39:22,580 --> 00:39:23,610
- Really?
- Yeah.
800
00:39:24,690 --> 00:39:27,680
Here is my number.
801
00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:30,610
Maybe you could tuck me into bed later.
802
00:39:31,150 --> 00:39:32,360
Oh, wow.
803
00:39:35,030 --> 00:39:35,980
Give me your phone.
804
00:39:36,180 --> 00:39:37,060
Oh, yeah, it's right--
805
00:39:37,260 --> 00:39:39,150
Here it is. It's locked.
806
00:39:39,350 --> 00:39:43,030
- I'm sorry.
- Okay. Here's my number.
807
00:39:43,220 --> 00:39:45,790
Oh, thank you.
808
00:39:48,210 --> 00:39:49,530
Ouch.
809
00:39:49,730 --> 00:39:50,670
Boop.
810
00:39:52,220 --> 00:39:55,890
Oh, my God, that was-- sexy.
811
00:39:56,350 --> 00:39:57,660
- Did you like that?
- I love that.
812
00:39:57,860 --> 00:39:59,290
It, like, loved you.
813
00:39:59,490 --> 00:40:02,190
Thanks, Mike.
These are on him. Okay?
814
00:40:03,060 --> 00:40:04,730
- You'll call me?
- Yes.
815
00:40:05,270 --> 00:40:08,380
Oh, no, no, no, one.
You get one. You get one.
816
00:40:08,580 --> 00:40:09,530
I'm gonna call you right now.
817
00:40:10,740 --> 00:40:13,640
Okay. All right.
Almost home.
818
00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:18,120
- Shh, shh, shh!
- That was so much fun.
819
00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:22,190
Come on, yeah, yeah, yeah.
820
00:40:22,390 --> 00:40:24,610
Everyone shoes off. Shoes off.
821
00:40:24,810 --> 00:40:26,900
You gotta get shoes off
of her and change.
822
00:40:27,100 --> 00:40:28,740
Shh, shh!
823
00:40:28,940 --> 00:40:32,450
Okay. But actually, what if we
wake Mom up 'cause she'll cook?
824
00:40:32,650 --> 00:40:35,240
Mom!
825
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:37,250
Elliot! Elliot, God!
826
00:40:37,450 --> 00:40:38,910
It makes me so happy
that we're all hanging out,
827
00:40:39,110 --> 00:40:41,000
but sad that you guys
aren't getting back together.
828
00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:41,960
Oh...
829
00:40:42,160 --> 00:40:44,550
I want a little kissy.
Give me a little kissy. Come on.
830
00:40:48,460 --> 00:40:50,090
No, no-- oh, God, oh, God!
No, no. This way. This way!
831
00:40:50,290 --> 00:40:52,340
- Someone get her water.
- Get her hair! Get her hair!
832
00:41:11,500 --> 00:41:13,570
- I'm trying so hard here, Graham.
- I just--
833
00:41:13,770 --> 00:41:15,760
I don't really know
what else you want from me.
834
00:41:18,390 --> 00:41:19,710
Well, you don't talk about it. You just--
835
00:41:19,900 --> 00:41:22,750
I do, I do. I talked about it before,
but you never listen to me
836
00:41:22,950 --> 00:41:25,380
because it's always about you
and your job and your work.
837
00:41:25,580 --> 00:41:27,630
{\i1}That's all anything is ever about.
838
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:04,830
- Okay. So, I have a few ideas.
- Okay, hit me with them.
839
00:42:05,030 --> 00:42:07,460
I dunno, I've been thinking
about Frosti by Ali.
840
00:42:07,660 --> 00:42:09,550
- Frosti?
- Frosty like the Snowman.
841
00:42:09,750 --> 00:42:12,360
- With "I's" instead of "Y's."
- Yeah.
842
00:42:12,820 --> 00:42:13,820
Al...
843
00:42:15,690 --> 00:42:16,900
Um...
844
00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:20,850
I love you so much,
and I was gonna wait to do this.
845
00:42:21,050 --> 00:42:23,640
And I had this whole big thing.
But I can't-- this is like--
846
00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:26,620
I just gotta-- I love you so much.
Will you marry me?
847
00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:47,040
We're engaged!
We're getting married!
848
00:42:47,240 --> 00:42:48,750
Oh, my God, look at my hands.
849
00:43:21,720 --> 00:43:24,200
All right. Who's ready
for some male bonding?
850
00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:25,970
What are you doing here?
851
00:43:26,810 --> 00:43:29,380
We invited her. A little "bonding"
might do these two some good.
852
00:43:29,580 --> 00:43:30,460
Gross.
853
00:43:30,660 --> 00:43:32,800
And I couldn't give up the chance
to spend some quality time
854
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:35,010
with my favorite ex-father-in-law--
855
00:43:35,210 --> 00:43:37,010
- Thank you.
- No. No, no, no.
856
00:43:37,210 --> 00:43:39,300
Ali, this is a guy's trip, okay?
857
00:43:39,500 --> 00:43:44,140
It's about farting and burping
and just telling stupid jokes.
858
00:43:44,340 --> 00:43:45,640
Oh, settle down, Graham.
859
00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:48,400
We could use a little
female energy in the Stroop shack.
860
00:43:48,590 --> 00:43:49,690
What are you talking about?
861
00:43:49,890 --> 00:43:52,400
The whole point of these trips
is to avoid female energy.
862
00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:54,190
Times change, and if you
don't change with them,
863
00:43:54,390 --> 00:43:55,900
you're gonna end up
marrying your own hand.
864
00:43:56,100 --> 00:43:57,320
He's meaning masturbation.
865
00:43:57,520 --> 00:43:58,740
Thank you, Elliot. I got that.
866
00:43:58,940 --> 00:44:00,740
Oh, God. I don't wanna
alarm anybody,
867
00:44:00,940 --> 00:44:02,990
but it looks like
baby Jesus is missing again.
868
00:44:03,190 --> 00:44:04,140
What?
869
00:44:05,350 --> 00:44:07,160
- Oh, no!
- Oh, boy.
870
00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:09,540
- I don't think we should tell Mom.
- No, no, no!
871
00:44:09,740 --> 00:44:11,020
- Don't tell Mom.
- No, no, no, no, no, no!
872
00:44:11,980 --> 00:44:13,210
Let's just drive.
873
00:44:18,110 --> 00:44:19,430
How's everything in L.A.?
874
00:44:19,630 --> 00:44:21,760
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
L.A., it's warm.
875
00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:24,640
It's warm, and it's nice.
Job's really good.
876
00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:26,100
- How about you, Ali?
- Oh, good.
877
00:44:26,300 --> 00:44:29,350
So, my whole life is so perfect.
878
00:44:29,550 --> 00:44:32,360
I love my house,
which is really more of a home,
879
00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:34,730
as you can probably tell
from all the FaceTimes.
880
00:44:34,930 --> 00:44:35,820
Very nice.
881
00:44:36,020 --> 00:44:37,440
I know. I got kicked out of it.
882
00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:39,910
Darn it, I forgot my joint.
883
00:44:40,100 --> 00:44:41,370
Oh, Dennis!
884
00:44:41,560 --> 00:44:44,490
I didn't know you were
a cannabis connoisseur.
885
00:44:44,690 --> 00:44:47,250
Well, my doctor prescribes it
for chronic back pain.
886
00:44:47,450 --> 00:44:49,710
Well, he didn't really prescribe it.
He handed it to me at a party.
887
00:44:51,450 --> 00:44:53,210
Mom can't stand the smell of weed.
888
00:44:53,410 --> 00:44:55,310
She only lets him do edibles
in the house.
889
00:44:56,100 --> 00:44:58,760
Are you two dating?
Not each other, but are you dating?
890
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:00,840
- Yeah. Yeah, everyone.
- Everyone?
891
00:45:01,040 --> 00:45:03,390
Yeah. Not discriminating
against any dating app.
892
00:45:03,590 --> 00:45:06,770
- Just going headfirst.
- Wow, that's disgusting.
893
00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:08,660
Well, everybody has different beliefs.
894
00:45:09,740 --> 00:45:11,440
I, for one, don't think COVID's real.
895
00:45:14,810 --> 00:45:16,610
Do you mind pointing
the heater towards me
896
00:45:16,810 --> 00:45:18,070
for a second there, Dennis, please?
897
00:45:18,270 --> 00:45:19,650
No, you don't have to do that.
It's fine where it is.
898
00:45:19,850 --> 00:45:21,280
- It's getting everybody, I think.
- How's that?
899
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:23,160
- Whoo, it is good.
- Good?
900
00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:25,830
It's not a problem. There you go.
There, are you happy?
901
00:45:26,030 --> 00:45:27,800
Oh, God, yeah. That's good.
902
00:45:31,510 --> 00:45:32,960
Guys! I think I got something!
903
00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:34,500
- Oh!
- Okay, just be gentle.
904
00:45:34,700 --> 00:45:36,670
- There you go, Elliot. Gentle, gentle.
- Aah! Help me!
905
00:45:36,870 --> 00:45:39,050
- Don't gentle! Reel it in fast!
- No, no, go gentle.
906
00:45:39,250 --> 00:45:41,010
- I'm trying!
- Can you please point it towards me?
907
00:45:41,210 --> 00:45:42,630
- We're gonna have it for everybody.
- Can I please have it?
908
00:45:42,830 --> 00:45:44,680
If you're so cold,
maybe go back to California.
909
00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:46,810
Graham!
Let me have it. I'm freezing!
910
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:48,640
- Okay, good.
- Give me the damn heater!
911
00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:50,770
Fine! Want it?
912
00:45:53,550 --> 00:45:56,270
- What'd you do?
- What do you mean, what did I do?
913
00:45:56,470 --> 00:45:58,820
- What the hell?
- You asked for it, so I gave it to you!
914
00:45:59,020 --> 00:46:00,400
We could've all been electrocuted.
915
00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:02,550
This is the worst
Christmas Eve I've ever had.
916
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:09,930
Well, I'm sorry we didn't
tell you it was missing sooner.
917
00:46:11,850 --> 00:46:13,830
- Mimosa?
- I'd like a mimosa.
918
00:46:14,030 --> 00:46:15,230
Okay, let's go.
919
00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:21,720
Please save some of those
for me to nibble on later. Just a few.
920
00:46:21,910 --> 00:46:23,800
'Cause they add a nice crunch to it.
921
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:26,430
I understand,
but I just like nibbling a little bit.
922
00:46:26,630 --> 00:46:28,220
Oh, still no luggage, I see.
923
00:46:28,420 --> 00:46:31,390
How can you tell? The, uh,
ginormous pants or the itchy sweater?
924
00:46:31,590 --> 00:46:33,480
- Oh, honey, I love it. It looks festive.
- It's the pants?
925
00:46:33,680 --> 00:46:35,020
It's festive, all right.
926
00:46:35,220 --> 00:46:37,810
Now, more importantly,
where are Dad's Christmas cookies?
927
00:46:38,010 --> 00:46:39,650
I've been here two days
and haven't had one.
928
00:46:39,850 --> 00:46:41,490
Well, you're not gonna see them
because ever since Ali
929
00:46:41,680 --> 00:46:43,360
got that write-up in L.A. Magazine,
930
00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:45,200
your dad decided too much competition.
931
00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:47,280
We're letting Ali do all the baking.
932
00:46:47,480 --> 00:46:49,030
- What write-up?
- What?
933
00:46:49,230 --> 00:46:51,700
- Just a profile thing.
- Oh, just a--!
934
00:46:51,900 --> 00:46:54,120
It was L.A. Magazine.
It was huge.
935
00:46:54,320 --> 00:46:57,500
They said that ever since Ali
took over Laila's Cafe,
936
00:46:57,700 --> 00:46:59,130
it's become a Westside staple
937
00:46:59,330 --> 00:47:03,630
and that Angelenos are now
hungering to see what she'll do next.
938
00:47:03,830 --> 00:47:05,430
Wow, someone memorized it.
939
00:47:05,630 --> 00:47:06,820
Yeah.
940
00:47:07,940 --> 00:47:12,220
That's great, Al. So, you quit
your accounting job to bake?
941
00:47:12,420 --> 00:47:13,930
Well, it was a long time coming.
942
00:47:14,130 --> 00:47:15,310
Yes, it was, missy.
943
00:47:15,510 --> 00:47:16,940
That's awesome.
944
00:47:17,140 --> 00:47:19,000
What are you gonna do next?
Are you gonna do the bake truck?
945
00:47:21,210 --> 00:47:23,740
Uh... well, thank you
for remembering that.
946
00:47:23,930 --> 00:47:26,780
No, um-- well, I mean, maybe.
947
00:47:26,980 --> 00:47:28,590
I don't-- I don't know yet.
948
00:47:29,510 --> 00:47:32,330
- What's stopping you?
- Well, the plan was...
949
00:47:32,530 --> 00:47:35,210
I was supposed to get a truck
and fix it up,
950
00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:39,580
but the car guy who promised
to help me do that... didn't.
951
00:47:39,780 --> 00:47:41,000
Oh, wh-what guy was that?
952
00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:43,350
It's Graham.
It's Graham, Mom, you know?
953
00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:46,550
Sounds like a bit of a-- a jerk.
954
00:47:46,750 --> 00:47:50,180
He sure does, Mom.
He sounds like a huge, huge jerk.
955
00:47:50,380 --> 00:47:54,180
And I bet he would love
to help you out now
956
00:47:54,380 --> 00:47:55,980
if you needed me to look at a car.
957
00:47:56,180 --> 00:47:58,870
Just like as a friend
and a one-time thing.
958
00:47:59,870 --> 00:48:01,000
It's a little too late now.
959
00:48:02,670 --> 00:48:04,610
Doo-doo-doo!
The ham's in the smoker!
960
00:48:04,810 --> 00:48:06,320
- Yay!
- Dad dropped it!
961
00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:08,280
Okay. Snitches gets stitches, Elliot.
962
00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:09,450
You dropped it in the pool!
963
00:48:09,650 --> 00:48:11,530
It'll make it tastier.
Listen, the dressing is done.
964
00:48:11,730 --> 00:48:13,830
So... maybe we could
put on my favorite?
965
00:48:14,030 --> 00:48:16,080
{\i1}Basic Instinct?
966
00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:18,370
- I'm kidding. White Christmas it is.
- Yeah, great.
967
00:48:18,570 --> 00:48:22,000
Yes, Rosemary Clooney
was my first crush.
968
00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:24,600
Do I smell like turkey?
969
00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:31,390
So, Ali, is the whole
food truck thing that--
970
00:48:34,210 --> 00:48:36,390
Is the food truck thing the re--
971
00:48:39,970 --> 00:48:42,790
Okay. Something tells me
you don't want to talk about it right now.
972
00:48:45,880 --> 00:48:48,450
Okay, fine. Fine, fine, fine.
973
00:48:48,640 --> 00:48:50,410
You wanna play that game.
974
00:48:50,600 --> 00:48:53,620
I will just have to concoct
something unique and amazing
975
00:48:53,820 --> 00:48:56,330
that makes your dish taste like farts.
976
00:49:08,860 --> 00:49:12,390
♪ Well, all I want
for Christmas is my baby ♪
977
00:49:12,590 --> 00:49:15,350
{\i1}♪ All I want for Christmas is that maybe ♪
978
00:49:15,550 --> 00:49:18,430
{\i1}♪ She will tell me yes
and maybe be my wife ♪
979
00:49:18,630 --> 00:49:21,140
{\i1}♪ Honey, I been lookin' for ya
all my life ♪
980
00:49:21,340 --> 00:49:24,310
{\i1}♪ All I want for Christmas is that maybe ♪
981
00:49:24,510 --> 00:49:27,530
{\i1}♪ All I want for Christmas is my baby ♪
982
00:49:27,730 --> 00:49:30,240
{\i1}♪ You can keep the Christmas bows,
white and blue ♪
983
00:49:30,440 --> 00:49:33,070
{\i1}♪ 'Cause all I want for Christmas
is little old you ♪
984
00:49:33,270 --> 00:49:35,120
{\i1}♪ I don't like eggnog ♪
985
00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:37,290
{\i1}♪ Presents ♪
986
00:49:37,490 --> 00:49:38,750
{\i1}♪ Or the mistletoe ♪
987
00:49:38,940 --> 00:49:41,250
{\i1}♪ I don't like sleighrides ♪
988
00:49:41,450 --> 00:49:42,870
{\i1}♪ Carols ♪
989
00:49:43,070 --> 00:49:44,930
{\i1}♪ And I hate the snow ♪
990
00:49:45,850 --> 00:49:48,840
{\i1}♪ All I want for Christmas is my baby ♪
991
00:49:49,040 --> 00:49:51,930
{\i1}♪ All I want for Christmas is that maybe ♪
992
00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:54,090
{\i1}♪ She will tell me yes
and maybe be my wife... ♪
993
00:49:54,290 --> 00:49:58,390
Oops, did I use
all the butter on my dish? Sorry, Al.
994
00:50:10,460 --> 00:50:13,490
{\i1}♪ All I want for Christmas is my baby ♪
995
00:50:13,690 --> 00:50:16,570
{\i1}♪ All I want for Christmas is that maybe ♪
996
00:50:16,770 --> 00:50:19,620
{\i1}♪ You can keep the Christmas bows,
white and blue ♪
997
00:50:19,820 --> 00:50:22,710
{\i1}♪ 'Cause all I want for Christmas is you ♪
998
00:50:30,440 --> 00:50:32,800
- What is that?
- It's a cheese-mix soufflé.
999
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:35,510
- Is that what it should look like?
- I don't know. It's French.
1000
00:50:36,670 --> 00:50:39,560
Welp, looks like our
special guest has arrived.
1001
00:50:39,760 --> 00:50:42,480
Wouldn't be Christmas Eve
without our number one salesman.
1002
00:50:42,680 --> 00:50:43,560
Why would you invite him?
1003
00:50:43,760 --> 00:50:46,060
Anyway, be nice.
Can somebody get the door?
1004
00:50:46,260 --> 00:50:47,440
- I'll get it.
- I'll get it.
1005
00:50:47,640 --> 00:50:49,500
- Okay, I'll get it.
- I'll get it.
1006
00:50:50,460 --> 00:50:53,540
- Hey... Jess?
- Hey, got your text.
1007
00:50:54,300 --> 00:50:58,720
Right. The text that I--
sent you earlier. Great.
1008
00:50:59,180 --> 00:51:01,700
Hey, bro.
1009
00:51:01,900 --> 00:51:04,120
- Yes.
- Oh, mistletoe.
1010
00:51:04,320 --> 00:51:07,430
- Huh, would you look at that.
- Look at that.
1011
00:51:10,310 --> 00:51:11,310
Okay.
1012
00:51:13,360 --> 00:51:15,300
Mm... Oh, boy.
1013
00:51:15,500 --> 00:51:17,840
Got to tell you, Ali, these cookies
are just jingling my balls
1014
00:51:18,040 --> 00:51:18,930
in all the right places.
1015
00:51:19,130 --> 00:51:21,060
- Ew, Dad.
- Bells. Bells.
1016
00:51:21,260 --> 00:51:22,430
I know what you mean.
1017
00:51:22,630 --> 00:51:25,850
Well, I'm avoiding them.
Trying to stay in shape, so.
1018
00:51:26,050 --> 00:51:27,150
So, you actually chose the pear shape?
1019
00:51:27,340 --> 00:51:28,560
Oh, snap!
1020
00:51:28,760 --> 00:51:30,860
Ohh!
1021
00:51:31,060 --> 00:51:33,190
He went there. Okay.
1022
00:51:33,390 --> 00:51:35,650
Sooner or later,
you're gonna get the Stroop chin.
1023
00:51:35,850 --> 00:51:38,360
Now you see it. Now you don't.
1024
00:51:38,560 --> 00:51:41,240
It's coming. It's coming your way
in about ten years.
1025
00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:45,040
Well, I love your shape.
And I stayed away from the sugar, too.
1026
00:51:45,240 --> 00:51:49,750
Thank you, Jess. You're so sweet
and funny and kind and beautiful.
1027
00:51:49,950 --> 00:51:52,130
- Mmm.
- Mmm.
1028
00:51:52,330 --> 00:51:54,710
So good. Mmm.
1029
00:51:54,910 --> 00:51:56,090
Oh, yeah.
1030
00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:04,890
Okay. Starting to sound
a little pornographic in here.
1031
00:52:05,090 --> 00:52:08,700
Oh, wow, these are so good!
1032
00:52:09,830 --> 00:52:13,120
It's like all the food's
just better this year.
1033
00:52:14,250 --> 00:52:16,030
Yeah, food was great.
I mean, it would've been better
1034
00:52:16,230 --> 00:52:17,900
if we had fish for the Feast
of the Seven Fishes, right, Dad?
1035
00:52:18,100 --> 00:52:19,110
That's your fault.
1036
00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:32,180
Oh, come on. Stop it.
1037
00:52:36,690 --> 00:52:38,010
What is going on right now?
1038
00:52:38,210 --> 00:52:42,180
Well, Graham, it's called fun.
Do you remember? Fun?
1039
00:52:46,630 --> 00:52:47,980
Damn, this is good.
1040
00:52:50,340 --> 00:52:51,230
What?
1041
00:52:51,430 --> 00:52:53,060
What the hell
is wrong with you guys?
1042
00:52:53,260 --> 00:52:56,610
You don't know anymore
how to have fun.
1043
00:52:56,810 --> 00:52:58,280
- Do you feel okay?
- I feel fine.
1044
00:52:58,480 --> 00:53:01,800
- You're so talented, Jeannie.
- That is so realistic.
1045
00:53:02,510 --> 00:53:03,510
What?
1046
00:53:11,680 --> 00:53:13,170
Oh, my God, the cookies.
1047
00:53:13,370 --> 00:53:15,630
What? What about the cookies?
1048
00:53:15,830 --> 00:53:17,760
You guys ate the cookies.
You're freaking out.
1049
00:53:17,960 --> 00:53:20,050
We didn't touch the cookies.
We're fine.
1050
00:53:20,250 --> 00:53:23,050
Ali poisoned you guys.
She's trying to ruin Christmas.
1051
00:53:23,250 --> 00:53:25,010
- No.
- Yeah. Ali ?
1052
00:53:25,210 --> 00:53:27,600
- I'm eating them, too.
- Wait, am I dying?
1053
00:53:27,800 --> 00:53:31,060
Well, Mom, as soon
as you are born, you start dying.
1054
00:53:31,260 --> 00:53:34,560
Ali , did you, uh, by any chance
make the cookies with this?
1055
00:53:34,760 --> 00:53:37,530
Yeah. The-- the-- the thick butter.
1056
00:53:37,730 --> 00:53:40,530
Oh, boy.
1057
00:53:40,730 --> 00:53:43,240
Oh, Ali, you sweet dummy--
1058
00:53:43,440 --> 00:53:46,910
it's not thick butter.
It's THC butter.
1059
00:53:47,110 --> 00:53:48,200
That's my bad back butter.
1060
00:53:48,400 --> 00:53:52,310
Ali made the cookies with weed,
Mom. You're all stoned.
1061
00:53:58,730 --> 00:54:03,470
Well, I just-- whoops.
1062
00:54:03,670 --> 00:54:06,260
You gotta be kidding me.
You hate weed!
1063
00:54:06,460 --> 00:54:09,850
Honey, everything
that God creates is perfect.
1064
00:54:10,050 --> 00:54:11,980
So, if God created that,
then it's perfect,
1065
00:54:12,180 --> 00:54:13,690
and I'm down with the sticky icky.
1066
00:54:13,890 --> 00:54:15,860
Oh, my God, this is why
I can never win with this family.
1067
00:54:16,060 --> 00:54:18,900
I get caught with a joint,
I get grounded for a month.
1068
00:54:19,100 --> 00:54:21,190
But Ali brings Woodstock
to Christmas,
1069
00:54:21,390 --> 00:54:23,710
and Mom's down
with the sticky icky?
1070
00:54:24,300 --> 00:54:27,410
Well, we were just trying
to be good parents.
1071
00:54:27,610 --> 00:54:28,490
No, I'm--
1072
00:54:28,690 --> 00:54:30,450
You are good parents.
You're great parents.
1073
00:54:30,650 --> 00:54:34,120
You're like the perfect couple
on top of a wedding cake.
1074
00:54:34,320 --> 00:54:36,730
Well, not something you'll have
to worry about for yourself for a while.
1075
00:54:39,060 --> 00:54:40,650
Oh, crap.
1076
00:54:41,400 --> 00:54:43,510
- Thank you, Graham.
- Sorry.
1077
00:54:43,710 --> 00:54:45,940
What? What? Melinda?
What does that mean?
1078
00:54:48,360 --> 00:54:50,520
- Heather and I broke up.
- What?
1079
00:54:50,710 --> 00:54:52,020
She moved out last week.
1080
00:54:52,220 --> 00:54:55,810
- Oh, honey.
- Ohh. Mindy, I'm so sorry.
1081
00:54:56,010 --> 00:54:57,270
Yeah. I'm sorry that I let you down.
1082
00:54:57,470 --> 00:54:58,820
Oh, honey, didn't let me down.
1083
00:54:59,010 --> 00:55:01,280
Can't let Mommy down. Never,
nobody can ever let Mommy down.
1084
00:55:01,480 --> 00:55:03,860
- Mommy's always up.
- I just miss her, and I just...
1085
00:55:04,060 --> 00:55:06,110
feel like I should call her.
I should call her.
1086
00:55:06,310 --> 00:55:08,740
No, not now.
1087
00:55:08,940 --> 00:55:10,660
Yes. I should tell her how I feel!
1088
00:55:12,360 --> 00:55:14,910
Where's my password?
I need to call her!
1089
00:55:15,110 --> 00:55:16,870
- Come here, sweetheart.
- Could you type in "Heather"?
1090
00:55:17,070 --> 00:55:18,170
Well, why don't we talk about it?
Do it tomorrow.
1091
00:55:18,370 --> 00:55:19,920
I need to tell her
that I think that we could--
1092
00:55:20,120 --> 00:55:22,420
Yeah. Let's just not do it today.
1093
00:55:22,620 --> 00:55:23,920
I'm gonna go, too.
1094
00:55:24,120 --> 00:55:26,860
Too much intergenerational
trauma on display here.
1095
00:55:30,570 --> 00:55:31,780
Wow, Graham.
1096
00:55:32,780 --> 00:55:35,240
You couldn't even sabotage me right.
1097
00:55:35,660 --> 00:55:37,150
You know what I think?
1098
00:55:37,340 --> 00:55:40,230
I think that you should
just concede now
1099
00:55:40,430 --> 00:55:43,820
and take a nice,
safe flight back to L.A.
1100
00:55:44,020 --> 00:55:48,840
because it's Christmas Eve,
and that means it's your last chance.
1101
00:55:52,380 --> 00:55:56,220
Hey, why don't we get out of here?
Give everyone a moment?
1102
00:55:57,680 --> 00:56:00,680
Yeah. I think that's a good idea.
The further away, the better.
1103
00:56:02,520 --> 00:56:05,380
Don't forget your secret ingredient.
1104
00:56:05,580 --> 00:56:07,970
Yeah, we should, uh--
we should probably head out, too.
1105
00:56:08,170 --> 00:56:10,640
Let me take you somewhere
I like to unwind.
1106
00:56:10,840 --> 00:56:12,660
Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, they're gone. Let's go.
1107
00:56:21,310 --> 00:56:22,370
Do you want some gum?
1108
00:56:22,870 --> 00:56:23,870
Sure.
1109
00:56:29,420 --> 00:56:33,200
Minty. I took you
for a cinnamon kinda girl.
1110
00:56:33,400 --> 00:56:36,160
I'm still trying to find out
if you're a little fruity.
1111
00:56:36,360 --> 00:56:38,930
Oh, you know what they say:
everybody's a little fruity.
1112
00:56:39,520 --> 00:56:41,330
- Let's find out.
- What?
1113
00:56:45,750 --> 00:56:48,420
- Hi.
- You want some gum?
1114
00:56:48,620 --> 00:56:49,570
Mm-hmm.
1115
00:56:51,070 --> 00:56:55,770
Oh, uh-- you really like gum, huh?
1116
00:56:55,960 --> 00:56:58,990
Mm-hmm. Do you wanna
come back to our place?
1117
00:56:59,990 --> 00:57:01,690
- Oh, your place?
- This is Randy.
1118
00:57:01,890 --> 00:57:05,860
He's, um, my roommate
and special... friend.
1119
00:57:06,060 --> 00:57:07,320
Cool. Cool, cool, cool.
1120
00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:10,340
Um, one second, okay? Just one.
1121
00:57:11,510 --> 00:57:14,030
Oh, he's hydrating. I like that.
1122
00:57:14,230 --> 00:57:18,330
I like it. I know you hydrate as well.
1123
00:57:20,280 --> 00:57:22,640
Whew! Okay.
1124
00:57:24,020 --> 00:57:26,460
Nope, can't do it.
Okay, it's not you. It's me.
1125
00:57:26,660 --> 00:57:28,550
You guys are great.
You're both beautiful.
1126
00:57:28,750 --> 00:57:30,130
It's awesome.
You're gonna have a great time.
1127
00:57:30,330 --> 00:57:31,320
Goodbye!
1128
00:57:34,110 --> 00:57:35,780
Surprise.
1129
00:57:39,030 --> 00:57:41,580
Oh. Oh, this is where
you come to unwind.
1130
00:57:42,040 --> 00:57:44,020
Yeah. It's a place of man
and metal
1131
00:57:44,220 --> 00:57:46,520
and pistons and the smell
of burnt gasoline.
1132
00:57:46,720 --> 00:57:49,940
- Yeah.
- 440 pound-feet of torque at 2,000 RPM.
1133
00:57:50,140 --> 00:57:53,660
Vroom, vroom, vroom,
vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom!
1134
00:57:53,860 --> 00:57:56,080
Whew!
1135
00:57:56,280 --> 00:57:59,370
It's like taking a gut punch
as soon as you press on the gas.
1136
00:57:59,570 --> 00:58:03,790
I'm sorry. I get carried away.
I love my job. Uh...
1137
00:58:03,990 --> 00:58:08,230
It's passion, and that's really--
that is something.
1138
00:58:08,940 --> 00:58:11,760
Okay. Well, just know, if you're the one
hitting the brakes on this bad boy,
1139
00:58:11,960 --> 00:58:15,740
she stops from 65 in only 160 feet.
1140
00:58:16,700 --> 00:58:18,600
Is that-- is that good?
1141
00:58:18,800 --> 00:58:20,930
- Is that good? It's great.
- Oh.
1142
00:58:21,130 --> 00:58:22,770
Plus, you would look amazing doing it.
1143
00:58:22,970 --> 00:58:25,960
And you can order it in a custom color
to match your favorite purse.
1144
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:30,070
Are you trying to sell me this car?
1145
00:58:31,940 --> 00:58:33,710
Are you trying to buy it?
1146
00:58:34,710 --> 00:58:35,710
I guess not.
1147
00:58:38,340 --> 00:58:40,050
All right, well, lemme just lock up.
1148
00:58:41,140 --> 00:58:42,830
And just so you know,
1149
00:58:43,030 --> 00:58:46,520
I would've hooked you up with, like,
a one-year manufacturer's warranty.
1150
00:58:50,310 --> 00:58:53,300
Yes. No, sir. No, yeah, yeah. I get it.
1151
00:58:53,500 --> 00:58:54,550
Thank you.
1152
00:58:54,750 --> 00:58:57,220
I'm just saying,
I don't really think it's realistic.
1153
00:58:57,420 --> 00:58:59,570
It's Christmas Eve, and I--
1154
00:59:01,620 --> 00:59:02,850
Yes, okay, Mr. Tusk.
1155
00:59:03,050 --> 00:59:05,560
I will figure it out.
1156
00:59:05,760 --> 00:59:07,660
Yeah, Merry Christmas.
1157
00:59:10,580 --> 00:59:11,580
Huh.
1158
00:59:28,100 --> 00:59:29,500
- Ow!
- Ow!
1159
00:59:29,700 --> 00:59:30,590
What the hell?
1160
00:59:30,790 --> 00:59:33,210
Oh, my God. What the hell
are you doing in my room?
1161
00:59:33,410 --> 00:59:36,130
Wait, you gave it to me,
remember?
1162
00:59:36,330 --> 00:59:39,100
Now that you mention it, I do! Sorry!
1163
00:59:39,290 --> 00:59:42,350
What happened to what's-her-face, huh?
Couldn't seal the deal?
1164
00:59:42,550 --> 00:59:44,270
Oh, wouldn't you like to know?
1165
00:59:44,470 --> 00:59:47,140
You know what, yeah,
the deal was sealed,
1166
00:59:47,340 --> 00:59:49,650
except she had a friend,
1167
00:59:49,850 --> 00:59:52,780
and he was not my type, so... no.
1168
00:59:52,970 --> 00:59:55,070
Shocker, shocker.
Mr. Adventurous.
1169
00:59:55,270 --> 00:59:57,820
Oh, how'd it go with Brady?
Was he even into you?
1170
00:59:58,020 --> 00:59:59,660
Or did he just want to sell you a car?
1171
00:59:59,860 --> 01:00:01,160
Yeah, no. He sold me a car,
1172
01:00:01,360 --> 01:00:03,660
and he sold me on his height
and his muscular build.
1173
01:00:03,860 --> 01:00:05,790
We're gonna ride off
into the sunset together.
1174
01:00:05,990 --> 01:00:06,870
- We are in love now.
- That's great.
1175
01:00:07,070 --> 01:00:09,420
You guys can have tiny
little used car salesman babies.
1176
01:00:09,620 --> 01:00:11,290
- You want a Volvo?
- And they'll come for Christmas, too.
1177
01:00:11,490 --> 01:00:13,670
- God, I hate your face so much.
- I hate you. You know what?
1178
01:00:13,870 --> 01:00:16,340
- You are such a dick!
- You are such a--
1179
01:00:16,540 --> 01:00:20,150
- I just hate you!
- I hate you so much!
1180
01:00:30,660 --> 01:00:33,120
- This is so gross.
- I hate your bangs.
1181
01:00:39,340 --> 01:00:41,670
- We are not having sex.
- Of course not.
1182
01:00:42,470 --> 01:00:43,630
- I'm serious!
- Me, too.
1183
01:00:44,890 --> 01:00:46,760
- No cuddling.
- Ew.
1184
01:00:48,220 --> 01:00:50,770
Just shut up.
1185
01:01:35,660 --> 01:01:38,590
- You still sleeping?
- Shh. I'm sleeping. Be quiet.
1186
01:01:38,790 --> 01:01:40,440
Mm-hmm.
1187
01:01:43,190 --> 01:01:46,660
- Should we talk about it?
- No, no. No, I'm still sleeping.
1188
01:01:47,870 --> 01:01:52,620
Okay, fine. You fake sleep,
and I'll talk.
1189
01:01:57,750 --> 01:02:00,000
Did you kick me out because
of the whole food truck thing?
1190
01:02:02,750 --> 01:02:05,160
Well, you are drastically oversimplifying.
1191
01:02:05,360 --> 01:02:09,340
But, yeah, I guess it was emblematic.
1192
01:02:12,970 --> 01:02:15,810
Okay. Well, I--
1193
01:02:17,310 --> 01:02:19,560
I've been thinking, and, um...
1194
01:02:21,400 --> 01:02:24,650
not that this makes it okay,
but I think that...
1195
01:02:25,740 --> 01:02:29,060
maybe I was retaliating
1196
01:02:29,260 --> 01:02:32,060
because I wasn't getting
1197
01:02:32,260 --> 01:02:36,330
the encouragement that I needed from you.
1198
01:02:37,410 --> 01:02:40,230
I just-- I...
1199
01:02:40,430 --> 01:02:43,380
I feel like I wasn't...
1200
01:02:44,590 --> 01:02:47,830
always able to be there for you
because I was working so hard
1201
01:02:48,020 --> 01:02:51,250
to try and, you know, get promoted
1202
01:02:51,440 --> 01:02:52,910
and-- and get bonuses
1203
01:02:53,110 --> 01:02:57,060
so that we could build
the life that we wanted.
1204
01:02:58,270 --> 01:03:02,880
And we'd get married, and have kids,
and buy a house,
1205
01:03:03,080 --> 01:03:04,690
and-- and travel.
1206
01:03:07,440 --> 01:03:10,310
And um... I don't know.
1207
01:03:10,510 --> 01:03:13,310
I just feel like I was doing
all those things for us,
1208
01:03:13,510 --> 01:03:15,440
and maybe I started
to resent the fact
1209
01:03:15,640 --> 01:03:20,000
that you weren't
super excited about it.
1210
01:03:23,250 --> 01:03:24,250
Yeah.
1211
01:03:27,260 --> 01:03:32,330
So, you were focusing
on what you thought I needed,
1212
01:03:32,530 --> 01:03:36,430
but what I really needed
was you to just be with me.
1213
01:03:41,230 --> 01:03:42,510
Merry Christmas!
1214
01:03:42,700 --> 01:03:44,010
Ali, wakey, wakey!
1215
01:03:44,210 --> 01:03:45,090
One second!
1216
01:03:45,290 --> 01:03:46,760
- What? Ow!
- Get out!
1217
01:03:46,960 --> 01:03:48,090
- Just go!
- You get out!
1218
01:03:48,290 --> 01:03:49,510
You get out! I'm supposed to be here.
1219
01:03:49,710 --> 01:03:51,680
- Where are my clothes?
- This is my bed. I don't know.
1220
01:03:51,880 --> 01:03:52,850
Get dressed and hide!
1221
01:03:53,050 --> 01:03:55,870
I'm putting some stuff on, okay?
What do you mean, hide?
1222
01:03:57,240 --> 01:03:59,520
- Shh! Shh! Shut up!
- Honey, I'm coming in.
1223
01:03:59,720 --> 01:04:01,960
- Shh! You shh!
- I'm coming in, Ali.
1224
01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:05,150
Come on in!
1225
01:04:05,350 --> 01:04:08,010
Merry Christmas, Ali.
1226
01:04:09,050 --> 01:04:10,760
- Graham?
- Yeah.
1227
01:04:11,430 --> 01:04:12,590
Whatcha doing here?
1228
01:04:14,090 --> 01:04:16,210
'Bout to iron some clothes.
1229
01:04:16,400 --> 01:04:17,500
This is Ali 's room.
1230
01:04:17,700 --> 01:04:20,040
Yeah, we swapped for the night.
She wanted the couch. I dunno.
1231
01:04:20,240 --> 01:04:23,090
- I didn't see her down there on the couch.
- I know, weird. That's fine.
1232
01:04:23,290 --> 01:04:24,880
There, right there's good. Thank you.
1233
01:04:25,080 --> 01:04:27,630
Honey, what's going on?
You're not dressed yet for church.
1234
01:04:27,830 --> 01:04:28,720
- I know--
- It's Christmas.
1235
01:04:28,920 --> 01:04:31,010
- Merry Christmas, sweetheart.
- Merry Christmas, Mom.
1236
01:04:31,210 --> 01:04:34,950
That's why I had the--
had the iron board out.
1237
01:04:35,950 --> 01:04:38,890
Um, look-- I can't come to church, okay?
1238
01:04:39,090 --> 01:04:41,690
I gotta finish my coding playthrough.
It's not gonna take long.
1239
01:04:41,890 --> 01:04:43,980
Graham, for heaven's sake,
you're coming with this family to church.
1240
01:04:44,180 --> 01:04:47,540
And don't worry, while you get ready,
you and I are gonna have a little chat.
1241
01:04:48,050 --> 01:04:52,240
Freeze. Deal.
I'm in for church. I'm pumped.
1242
01:04:52,440 --> 01:04:53,530
But let's talk after.
1243
01:04:53,730 --> 01:04:54,910
No, sweetheart, we need to do it now.
1244
01:04:55,110 --> 01:04:56,040
Just careful.
Right there's good.
1245
01:04:56,240 --> 01:05:00,350
I think that we need, um,
a little private chat about Ali, okay?
1246
01:05:01,430 --> 01:05:02,420
- Now?
- Yes, now.
1247
01:05:02,620 --> 01:05:05,480
I just-- I just don't
want her to hear, okay, honey?
1248
01:05:06,190 --> 01:05:08,760
Well, then...
we better be real quiet.
1249
01:05:08,960 --> 01:05:09,840
- Okay.
- Okay.
1250
01:05:10,040 --> 01:05:12,010
All right. All I wanna say is...
1251
01:05:12,210 --> 01:05:15,260
I know we shouldn't have kept her
coming here a secret from you,
1252
01:05:15,460 --> 01:05:16,850
so I do apologize for that.
1253
01:05:17,050 --> 01:05:19,940
But I don't think that we're wrong
to extend the invitation and be kind.
1254
01:05:20,140 --> 01:05:21,020
Okay. Good talk.
1255
01:05:21,220 --> 01:05:24,480
Now, a relationship, Graham,
is a two-way street.
1256
01:05:24,680 --> 01:05:26,150
- Mm-hmm.
- And here's the thing--
1257
01:05:26,350 --> 01:05:28,900
harboring resentment
1258
01:05:29,100 --> 01:05:31,160
is like eating a big bucket
of fried chicken
1259
01:05:31,350 --> 01:05:33,370
and then going for a swim.
You sink!
1260
01:05:33,570 --> 01:05:36,120
- No. No.
- Yes, it is.
1261
01:05:36,320 --> 01:05:39,290
- Yes, it is. You're right. It is.
- It is. You understand now?
1262
01:05:39,490 --> 01:05:41,330
It's a weird metaphor, but I'm getting it.
1263
01:05:41,530 --> 01:05:42,750
Okay. Well, let me explain this to you.
1264
01:05:42,950 --> 01:05:45,210
When your father
and I were first married,
1265
01:05:45,410 --> 01:05:47,670
he practically lived at that dealership.
1266
01:05:47,870 --> 01:05:51,260
I was alone 24/7 with you kids,
day and night.
1267
01:05:51,460 --> 01:05:53,220
It was a lot. I finally had to say,
1268
01:05:53,420 --> 01:05:57,180
"Dennis, honey, I need more than
money in the bank. I need a partner."
1269
01:05:57,380 --> 01:06:00,060
And not just somebody to talk to,
somebody who's gonna listen to me.
1270
01:06:00,260 --> 01:06:03,060
Somebody who understands
how to make me happy.
1271
01:06:03,260 --> 01:06:07,080
It's-- it's not just about
achieving your goals.
1272
01:06:08,420 --> 01:06:11,170
It's how you get there
together that's important.
1273
01:06:13,300 --> 01:06:15,070
And I said to your father,
1274
01:06:15,270 --> 01:06:17,370
"If you're not gonna be that man,
1275
01:06:17,570 --> 01:06:19,830
I'm gonna go out and find that man."
1276
01:06:20,030 --> 01:06:21,330
I said that to your Dad.
1277
01:06:21,530 --> 01:06:23,060
- You said that to Dad?
- I meant it.
1278
01:06:24,980 --> 01:06:26,250
What did he do?
1279
01:06:26,450 --> 01:06:31,220
Well... I don't know.
It wasn't one magical thing.
1280
01:06:31,410 --> 01:06:32,800
It was...
1281
01:06:33,000 --> 01:06:34,400
It was everything, every day.
1282
01:06:37,950 --> 01:06:39,570
He figured it out...
1283
01:06:40,660 --> 01:06:42,950
because he really wanted to.
1284
01:06:44,870 --> 01:06:48,400
So, anyway, I guess the question is...
1285
01:06:48,600 --> 01:06:50,750
do you want to?
1286
01:06:57,670 --> 01:06:58,740
Okay, come with me.
1287
01:06:58,940 --> 01:07:01,620
We're gonna go through your dad's closet
for some clothes for church for you.
1288
01:07:01,820 --> 01:07:04,180
I think there's a vintage suit in there
that should fit you.
1289
01:07:14,820 --> 01:07:19,260
♪Joy to the world,
the Lord is come! ♪
1290
01:07:19,460 --> 01:07:23,350
{\i1}♪ Let earth receive her King ♪
1291
01:07:23,550 --> 01:07:29,440
- Ali.
- ♪ Let every heart prepare Him room ♪
1292
01:07:29,640 --> 01:07:31,650
{\i1}♪ And heaven and nature sing ♪
1293
01:07:31,850 --> 01:07:34,570
- Ali.
- ♪ And heaven and nature sing ♪
1294
01:07:34,770 --> 01:07:40,660
{\i1}♪ And heaven, and heaven,
and nature sing ♪
1295
01:07:40,860 --> 01:07:42,340
{\i1}♪ Joy-- ♪
1296
01:07:45,570 --> 01:07:48,630
May the peace of Christ,
which surpasses all understanding,
1297
01:07:48,830 --> 01:07:50,940
fill your hearts and homes this Christmas.
1298
01:07:55,940 --> 01:07:57,760
Hey, go-- go ahead. Go ahead.
1299
01:07:57,960 --> 01:07:59,390
We're just gonna--
we're gonna hold back a little bit.
1300
01:07:59,590 --> 01:08:01,430
- Go, ahead. Go ahead.
- What are you-- what are you doing?
1301
01:08:01,630 --> 01:08:03,600
There's plenty of the little crackers
and the little wine for everyone.
1302
01:08:03,800 --> 01:08:05,520
No, I mean why are you
making a scene?
1303
01:08:05,720 --> 01:08:06,940
I'm not making a scene, okay?
1304
01:08:07,140 --> 01:08:10,360
Look, this morning with my Mom
was a little awkward, okay?
1305
01:08:10,560 --> 01:08:12,820
- But last night was...
- Seriously?
1306
01:08:13,020 --> 01:08:14,490
- No, just--
- I'm so sorry.
1307
01:08:14,680 --> 01:08:16,110
I'm sorry. Great earrings.
Great earrings.
1308
01:08:16,310 --> 01:08:18,030
Can you just spit it out?
1309
01:08:18,230 --> 01:08:20,010
Last night was amazing!
1310
01:08:20,590 --> 01:08:21,740
- Yes?
- In church?
1311
01:08:21,940 --> 01:08:23,340
No, at home.
1312
01:08:25,140 --> 01:08:27,540
- What?
- Keep your voice down.
1313
01:08:27,740 --> 01:08:30,790
Am I wrong?
1314
01:08:30,990 --> 01:08:32,630
- Yeah. Okay, we had sex.
- Okay.
1315
01:08:32,830 --> 01:08:35,300
You're acting like I humped
some sense into you.
1316
01:08:35,500 --> 01:08:37,220
Well, I don't know,
maybe you did, okay?
1317
01:08:37,420 --> 01:08:39,800
I'm starting to realize
where we went wrong.
1318
01:08:40,000 --> 01:08:41,780
And I think that I can forgive you.
1319
01:08:42,530 --> 01:08:45,950
Oh, forgive me?
1320
01:08:46,950 --> 01:08:47,990
Okay.
1321
01:08:49,040 --> 01:08:50,810
Have you ever stopped
to think that maybe
1322
01:08:51,010 --> 01:08:52,660
I should be the one to forgive you?
1323
01:09:07,850 --> 01:09:10,210
Oh, I think I know what it is.
Oh, please. Oh, please.
1324
01:09:10,410 --> 01:09:12,750
Yes! I got a Soda Stream!
1325
01:09:12,950 --> 01:09:15,050
Oh, this is what Mude and Margie have.
1326
01:09:15,240 --> 01:09:17,010
Oh, no.
You don't know how happy I am.
1327
01:09:17,210 --> 01:09:18,840
Oh, Ali, you did not!
1328
01:09:19,040 --> 01:09:21,260
How did you remember
I wanted new hockey gloves?
1329
01:09:21,460 --> 01:09:23,390
Because you won't be quiet about it.
1330
01:09:23,590 --> 01:09:26,310
That's fantastic.
1331
01:09:26,510 --> 01:09:28,520
- Aww.
- Merry Christmas everyone, really.
1332
01:09:28,720 --> 01:09:30,230
Uh-oh. Who's that?
1333
01:09:30,430 --> 01:09:32,150
I can get it.
1334
01:09:32,350 --> 01:09:33,520
Did you invite your sister?
1335
01:09:33,720 --> 01:09:35,270
Oh, honey, no.
I wouldn't do that to you.
1336
01:09:35,470 --> 01:09:36,960
I wouldn't do that to any of us.
1337
01:09:37,790 --> 01:09:39,990
- Hey!
- Hey, Brady!
1338
01:09:40,190 --> 01:09:41,280
Brady, what a nice surprise.
1339
01:09:41,480 --> 01:09:42,870
- What are you doing here?
- Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.
1340
01:09:43,060 --> 01:09:45,280
So, I volunteer
for the Knights of Columbus,
1341
01:09:45,480 --> 01:09:48,290
and every year we return
lost bags from the airport
1342
01:09:48,490 --> 01:09:50,000
so that people can have a nice holiday.
1343
01:09:50,200 --> 01:09:51,710
- Oh, my God, that's so nice.
- Aww!
1344
01:09:51,910 --> 01:09:56,000
And when I saw whose bag this was,
I had to take it back to G-Man.
1345
01:09:56,200 --> 01:09:57,710
- Thank you.
- Ooh!
1346
01:09:57,910 --> 01:09:59,460
That's why you're
my number one salesperson.
1347
01:09:59,660 --> 01:10:00,550
Number one, right there!
1348
01:10:00,750 --> 01:10:03,890
Wait! This means Graham
can give us all his gifts now!
1349
01:10:06,050 --> 01:10:06,930
Yeah.
1350
01:10:07,130 --> 01:10:08,770
- Did you have time to do it?
- Right in here.
1351
01:10:08,970 --> 01:10:11,140
Oh, wow. Yay.
1352
01:10:11,340 --> 01:10:13,270
Yay is right.
1353
01:10:13,470 --> 01:10:14,900
But I haven't wrapped them yet, so...
1354
01:10:15,100 --> 01:10:17,400
Oh, that's okay. Just open it up
and hand them out.
1355
01:10:17,600 --> 01:10:19,280
- Okay.
- We're sure they're great.
1356
01:10:19,480 --> 01:10:20,740
Drumroll, please.
1357
01:10:20,940 --> 01:10:23,030
I don't want to know. No, I want to know.
I really want to know.
1358
01:10:23,230 --> 01:10:25,130
Okay. Um, well...
1359
01:10:26,930 --> 01:10:28,540
Oh, thank you.
1360
01:10:28,740 --> 01:10:30,250
And one for you.
1361
01:10:30,450 --> 01:10:32,500
- Thank you, honey.
- And you.
1362
01:10:32,700 --> 01:10:34,670
And one for you.
1363
01:10:34,870 --> 01:10:37,060
- Oh.
- Wow, all right.
1364
01:10:38,140 --> 01:10:40,590
- Neck pillows.
- Neck pillows, you got it.
1365
01:10:40,790 --> 01:10:43,010
It's nicer than I even expected.
1366
01:10:43,210 --> 01:10:45,470
This would be good for Maria at work.
She can sit on it.
1367
01:10:45,670 --> 01:10:46,720
- Since the operation.
- Yeah.
1368
01:10:46,920 --> 01:10:48,850
Well, it's for your neck, not her ass.
1369
01:10:49,050 --> 01:10:50,060
- Well...
- It could be for both.
1370
01:10:50,260 --> 01:10:52,390
...you can talk when you've had
a hemorrhoid removed.
1371
01:10:52,590 --> 01:10:55,020
Oh, "Lax." Lax is the designer.
1372
01:10:55,220 --> 01:10:57,110
Do you know-- do you know those--
those guys?
1373
01:10:57,310 --> 01:11:00,860
- I feel like they're Italian or something?
- It's like LAX, like the airport.
1374
01:11:01,060 --> 01:11:04,320
- Oh, right. Fancy.
- You know, it was a last-second trip,
1375
01:11:04,520 --> 01:11:07,570
so it was either that or, uh...
one of those crossword books.
1376
01:11:07,770 --> 01:11:09,490
It's the afterthought that counts.
1377
01:11:09,690 --> 01:11:11,410
You know what, I'm gonna let you guys
enjoy the neck pillows.
1378
01:11:11,610 --> 01:11:14,120
- [Jeannie No, no, no, Brady--
- Oh, no, don't go.
1379
01:11:14,320 --> 01:11:17,210
Honey, have a seat. I'm gonna grab you
a coffee, join us.
1380
01:11:17,410 --> 01:11:18,290
What can I get for ya?
1381
01:11:18,490 --> 01:11:20,210
That's very sweet of you.
I'm gonna hit the road.
1382
01:11:20,410 --> 01:11:22,300
Jeannie makes
amazing blueberry pancakes.
1383
01:11:22,500 --> 01:11:23,880
Dad, shut your face.
1384
01:11:24,080 --> 01:11:26,220
Brady, we're about to play some hockey.
You should totally join us.
1385
01:11:26,420 --> 01:11:27,300
- Yeah!
- Hockey?
1386
01:11:27,500 --> 01:11:29,430
- Yeah.
- On Christmas?
1387
01:11:29,630 --> 01:11:31,430
It'll be like old times, man.
1388
01:11:31,630 --> 01:11:34,180
Yeah, it would, but--
I mean, it's Christmas.
1389
01:11:34,380 --> 01:11:38,520
I'm sure you have other people
to see and things to do.
1390
01:11:38,720 --> 01:11:40,730
No, no. This was my last stop.
My gear is in the car.
1391
01:11:40,930 --> 01:11:43,280
- Of course, it is.
- Let's do this.
1392
01:11:43,480 --> 01:11:45,400
How great for all of us.
1393
01:11:45,600 --> 01:11:47,200
- I'll see you guys at the rink.
- Okay.
1394
01:11:47,400 --> 01:11:49,240
- All right, this is gonna be awesome.
- See you, Brady.
1395
01:11:49,440 --> 01:11:53,080
- Best Christmas.
- I am so pumped about it.
1396
01:11:53,280 --> 01:11:56,960
I can't wait to watch him humiliate you
just like when you were a kid.
1397
01:11:57,160 --> 01:11:58,960
Great.
Whose turn to open a present?
1398
01:11:59,160 --> 01:12:02,300
We got something for you right here,
Graham. Why don't you have that?
1399
01:12:02,500 --> 01:12:04,090
Is this one actually for me? What is it?
1400
01:12:04,290 --> 01:12:05,300
Well, maybe a new attitude.
1401
01:12:05,500 --> 01:12:06,800
Ooh, I hope it's not another ex.
1402
01:12:07,000 --> 01:12:09,010
{\i1}♪ Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪
1403
01:12:09,210 --> 01:12:10,640
That's right.
Hold it in. Just hold it in.
1404
01:12:10,840 --> 01:12:12,350
Hold it in, Jeannie, hold it in.
1405
01:12:23,420 --> 01:12:26,990
- Just like old times, huh?
- I feel like you used to be bigger.
1406
01:12:47,570 --> 01:12:50,760
What was that?
1407
01:12:57,090 --> 01:12:58,030
Whoo!
1408
01:12:59,040 --> 01:13:00,020
Come on, Brady!
1409
01:13:07,040 --> 01:13:08,820
Whatcha doing down there?
1410
01:13:09,020 --> 01:13:10,910
Come on, baby.
Don't be a sore loser.
1411
01:13:28,120 --> 01:13:29,590
Go, Mom!
1412
01:13:29,790 --> 01:13:31,760
- I didn't hurt you, did I, honey?
- No, no, that's fine.
1413
01:13:31,960 --> 01:13:32,930
- Okay.
- Come on!
1414
01:13:33,130 --> 01:13:35,930
I'll just take a--
I'll take a breather. Right here.
1415
01:13:38,630 --> 01:13:40,440
Whoo!
1416
01:13:40,640 --> 01:13:41,650
Come on, let's go!
1417
01:13:41,840 --> 01:13:44,310
All right, block her, Dad.
Brady, take one of them out.
1418
01:13:44,510 --> 01:13:47,030
- Mama's coming!
- Yeah, Brady, that's it.
1419
01:13:47,230 --> 01:13:49,570
Whoa!
1420
01:13:49,770 --> 01:13:51,450
Graham, you suck!
1421
01:13:54,230 --> 01:13:57,620
- Whoo!
- Okay. Next goal wins!
1422
01:13:58,780 --> 01:14:00,660
- Okay, you take out Dad.
- Uh-huh.
1423
01:14:00,860 --> 01:14:01,960
- I'll get the puck.
- 'Kay.
1424
01:14:02,160 --> 01:14:03,790
- I'll score.
- Okay. You getting hungry?
1425
01:14:03,990 --> 01:14:05,090
- No.
- Okay. I'll fix you something after.
1426
01:14:05,280 --> 01:14:07,210
Mom, I love you, but you gotta
get your head in the game, okay?
1427
01:14:07,410 --> 01:14:08,840
I will. Taking out Dad.
Taking out Dad. Let's go.
1428
01:14:09,040 --> 01:14:10,480
Take out Dad. I gotcha.
1429
01:14:11,570 --> 01:14:13,690
- Come on, old man!
- Ha, ha, yeah, hang on.
1430
01:14:14,690 --> 01:14:16,530
I'm not as young as I used to be. Ooh.
1431
01:14:17,360 --> 01:14:20,060
All right. Run some
interference, Mom. Take Dad out!
1432
01:14:20,260 --> 01:14:21,180
Look out, baby!
1433
01:14:21,380 --> 01:14:23,770
I'm coming for you, Jeannie.
I'm coming for you, Jeannie.
1434
01:14:23,970 --> 01:14:25,750
Look out! Get 'em!
1435
01:14:27,120 --> 01:14:29,830
Come on! Keep up, old guy!
1436
01:14:31,040 --> 01:14:32,570
Oh, God.
1437
01:14:37,050 --> 01:14:39,090
Oh, I'll take that, Dad,
thank you very much.
1438
01:14:40,180 --> 01:14:41,870
- Ohhh!
- Oh, get up, Dad!
1439
01:14:42,070 --> 01:14:43,810
No, no, no, no. Get up.
1440
01:14:44,720 --> 01:14:46,210
- Whoo!
- Whoo!
1441
01:14:46,410 --> 01:14:50,050
How's it feel, Brady? Let's go.
1442
01:14:50,250 --> 01:14:53,050
- Dad?
- Dad? Um?
1443
01:14:53,250 --> 01:14:54,730
- Dad? Dad?
- Dad?
1444
01:14:55,570 --> 01:14:56,930
- Honey?
- Dad?
1445
01:14:57,130 --> 01:14:58,400
- Honey?
- Dad?
1446
01:14:59,070 --> 01:15:00,140
- Dennis?
- Dad?
1447
01:15:00,340 --> 01:15:03,640
- Graham! Graham!
- Oh, my God.
1448
01:15:03,840 --> 01:15:04,910
Dad!
1449
01:15:06,540 --> 01:15:08,870
- Honey.
- Oh, my God.
1450
01:15:09,540 --> 01:15:10,750
Look out.
1451
01:15:12,210 --> 01:15:13,990
Flip him over.
Roll him over. Roll him over.
1452
01:15:14,190 --> 01:15:16,030
Be careful, okay?
1453
01:15:16,230 --> 01:15:17,910
Okay, help me with his helmet.
Watch his head.
1454
01:15:18,110 --> 01:15:19,470
Oh, my God.
1455
01:15:22,850 --> 01:15:24,120
I don't have a pulse. Ali, call 911.
1456
01:15:24,320 --> 01:15:25,870
Tell them a 63-year-old man
had a heart attack.
1457
01:15:26,070 --> 01:15:27,380
We're at the ice arena
on Williston Road.
1458
01:15:27,580 --> 01:15:30,050
Come on, sweetheart.
We're right here. Please, Dennis.
1459
01:15:30,240 --> 01:15:33,380
...six, seven, eight, nine, ten...
1460
01:15:33,580 --> 01:15:36,840
I-I'm with a 63-year-old man
who's had a heart attack.
1461
01:15:37,040 --> 01:15:39,300
No, he's unconscious.
1462
01:15:39,500 --> 01:15:41,060
Oh, Graham.
1463
01:15:41,260 --> 01:15:42,890
My fiancé is doing CPR.
1464
01:15:43,090 --> 01:15:45,140
Honey? Come on, Dennis.
1465
01:15:45,340 --> 01:15:48,020
Come on. Come on,
sweetheart. Oh, God.
1466
01:15:48,220 --> 01:15:52,110
At the ice hockey arena
on Williston. Please hurry.
1467
01:15:52,310 --> 01:15:53,610
You got anything?
1468
01:15:53,810 --> 01:15:56,280
Come on, honey.
Come on, open your eyes.
1469
01:15:56,480 --> 01:15:57,950
Open your eyes, sweetheart.
1470
01:15:58,150 --> 01:15:59,280
Come on, it's Jeannie.
1471
01:15:59,480 --> 01:16:00,660
Dennis, it's Jeannie.
1472
01:16:00,860 --> 01:16:02,950
Please, please.
1473
01:16:05,780 --> 01:16:07,620
- It's okay.
- Dad. Dad.
1474
01:16:07,820 --> 01:16:11,810
- Come on, Dennis, please.
- Oh, my God.
1475
01:16:30,010 --> 01:16:32,570
All right, Dennis, we're gonna get
you in the back of the ambulance now.
1476
01:16:32,770 --> 01:16:35,440
- You're gonna be okay, Pop.
- Three, two, one, go.
1477
01:16:39,480 --> 01:16:40,950
- The Stroops?
- Yeah.
1478
01:16:41,150 --> 01:16:42,090
Come on.
1479
01:16:47,680 --> 01:16:49,420
- Hi.
- Hi.
1480
01:16:49,620 --> 01:16:52,090
- Are you all family?
- Yes.
1481
01:16:52,280 --> 01:16:56,170
Okay, great.
So, good news is you saved his life.
1482
01:16:56,370 --> 01:16:58,270
Without the CPR, that would've been it.
1483
01:16:59,070 --> 01:17:01,720
He's suffered a sudden cardiac arrest,
1484
01:17:01,920 --> 01:17:03,720
probably caused
by an irregular heart rhythm.
1485
01:17:03,920 --> 01:17:05,720
Is he awake? Can we see him?
1486
01:17:05,920 --> 01:17:07,980
He's awake. He's doing fine.
1487
01:17:08,180 --> 01:17:09,940
But we still have a lot of tests to do.
1488
01:17:10,140 --> 01:17:11,350
So, maybe just one of you right now.
1489
01:17:11,550 --> 01:17:14,190
- He's asking for Jeannie?
- Oh, that's me.
1490
01:17:14,390 --> 01:17:15,280
- Okay.
- Come on.
1491
01:17:24,800 --> 01:17:26,050
You saved his life.
1492
01:17:43,440 --> 01:17:44,490
Hello.
1493
01:17:45,490 --> 01:17:46,490
Hi, Mr. Tusk.
1494
01:17:47,820 --> 01:17:50,990
Yes, of course I know
what day it is. It's Christmas.
1495
01:17:53,330 --> 01:17:54,750
Yes, I know what that means.
1496
01:17:58,130 --> 01:17:59,540
You know what?
1497
01:18:00,710 --> 01:18:02,550
I quit. Merry Christmas.
1498
01:18:14,520 --> 01:18:16,190
Well, that was...
1499
01:18:17,190 --> 01:18:18,590
- Yeah.
- Wow.
1500
01:18:18,790 --> 01:18:20,440
- Yep.
- Okay.
1501
01:18:21,230 --> 01:18:22,230
Okay.
1502
01:18:24,740 --> 01:18:27,810
I don't have a job, but that's okay.
1503
01:18:28,010 --> 01:18:29,100
Are... are you sure?
1504
01:18:29,300 --> 01:18:30,680
Yep.
1505
01:18:30,880 --> 01:18:31,770
Yeah.
1506
01:18:31,970 --> 01:18:35,460
Yeah, I gave that job way too much time.
1507
01:18:37,750 --> 01:18:41,950
I-I should've been spending time
with my Dad and my family
1508
01:18:42,140 --> 01:18:43,300
and the people that I love.
1509
01:18:44,380 --> 01:18:46,990
If he had died, I just, I...
1510
01:18:47,190 --> 01:18:49,510
I never would've stopped thinking
about all the time I wasted.
1511
01:18:52,180 --> 01:18:54,420
I just, I give him such a hard time,
and he's just the best.
1512
01:18:54,620 --> 01:18:56,420
He's always trying
1513
01:18:56,620 --> 01:18:58,390
to just make his family happy.
1514
01:19:00,560 --> 01:19:03,110
- I'm such a horrible person.
- No, no.
1515
01:19:04,570 --> 01:19:07,950
You're not. You're really...
1516
01:19:09,780 --> 01:19:11,030
You're really not.
1517
01:19:15,120 --> 01:19:16,120
Listen...
1518
01:19:18,790 --> 01:19:22,440
this whole stupid game
has gotta stop. It's gone too far.
1519
01:19:22,640 --> 01:19:27,420
You almost lost a parent.
I know what that's like.
1520
01:19:32,800 --> 01:19:34,310
They're your family, Graham.
1521
01:19:37,100 --> 01:19:38,140
You win.
1522
01:19:40,440 --> 01:19:44,300
And I'm sorry that I wasn't honest
1523
01:19:44,500 --> 01:19:46,070
when I was becoming unhappy.
1524
01:19:50,490 --> 01:19:51,490
I was afraid.
1525
01:19:53,240 --> 01:19:57,370
I thought if I told you the truth,
you would walk away.
1526
01:19:59,750 --> 01:20:00,750
So I did it first.
1527
01:20:09,010 --> 01:20:10,010
I'm sorry.
1528
01:20:11,630 --> 01:20:12,680
I screwed up.
1529
01:20:13,680 --> 01:20:14,850
We both did.
1530
01:20:22,650 --> 01:20:24,010
Can we forgive each other?
1531
01:20:41,500 --> 01:20:43,620
You're gonna
find someone amazing...
1532
01:20:44,710 --> 01:20:45,710
who deserves you.
1533
01:20:51,300 --> 01:20:52,300
You, too.
1534
01:21:01,430 --> 01:21:02,960
Dennis, did you
take your pills, sweet pea?
1535
01:21:03,160 --> 01:21:04,100
Yes, honeybun.
1536
01:21:07,820 --> 01:21:09,380
Okay, guys.
1537
01:21:09,580 --> 01:21:13,180
Stroops, it's time I hit the road.
1538
01:21:13,380 --> 01:21:15,660
- Already?
- Yeah.
1539
01:21:18,880 --> 01:21:20,480
Okay. Oh...
1540
01:21:20,680 --> 01:21:22,790
- Thank you for coming, honey.
- Oh, thank you.
1541
01:21:24,210 --> 01:21:26,150
You know it's not Christmas
here without you.
1542
01:21:26,350 --> 01:21:27,880
Aw, I feel the same.
1543
01:21:29,880 --> 01:21:31,550
So good to have you here.
1544
01:21:32,260 --> 01:21:33,700
Thank you.
You take care of yourself, okay?
1545
01:21:33,900 --> 01:21:35,120
- I will. I promise.
- Take it easy.
1546
01:21:35,320 --> 01:21:36,200
I will.
1547
01:21:36,400 --> 01:21:38,410
Oh, he's got Nurse Graham
here for another few days.
1548
01:21:38,610 --> 01:21:40,960
- Don't be a stranger.
- Okay.
1549
01:21:41,160 --> 01:21:44,630
Well, there's always next Christmas
or Valentine's Day...
1550
01:21:44,830 --> 01:21:46,810
Oh. We'll see.
1551
01:21:50,190 --> 01:21:51,760
I guess this is goodbye again.
1552
01:21:51,960 --> 01:21:53,110
I guess it is.
1553
01:21:57,240 --> 01:21:58,320
Oh.
1554
01:22:04,960 --> 01:22:06,830
Okay. Well...
1555
01:22:09,170 --> 01:22:11,170
Thank you all for everything.
1556
01:22:12,710 --> 01:22:14,840
Okay.
1557
01:22:15,970 --> 01:22:17,050
Merry Christmas.
1558
01:22:20,390 --> 01:22:21,830
I love you all.
1559
01:22:22,030 --> 01:22:24,850
We love you, too.
1560
01:22:27,190 --> 01:22:29,110
- Bye.
- Bye.
1561
01:22:47,210 --> 01:22:48,360
Empty.
1562
01:22:48,560 --> 01:22:49,650
Good one, Mind.
1563
01:22:49,850 --> 01:22:52,420
Can I pass?
This is depressing.
1564
01:22:53,460 --> 01:22:55,420
Yeah, where'd our Christmas spirit go?
1565
01:22:56,010 --> 01:22:58,010
With Ali, back to L.A.
1566
01:22:59,010 --> 01:23:01,250
Yeah. I didn't want
to say anything, but...
1567
01:23:01,450 --> 01:23:02,330
I can text her to come back.
1568
01:23:02,530 --> 01:23:03,830
Jeannie and I could call
from the landline.
1569
01:23:04,030 --> 01:23:05,880
Everybody always picks up
when we call from the landline.
1570
01:23:06,070 --> 01:23:07,230
Guys, she's not coming back.
1571
01:23:08,770 --> 01:23:12,090
I screwed up. I gotta talk to her.
I gotta talk to her in person.
1572
01:23:12,290 --> 01:23:14,680
- What? At the airport?
- Yep, at the airport.
1573
01:23:14,880 --> 01:23:16,240
Okay. Well, we're coming with you.
1574
01:23:17,190 --> 01:23:19,060
- What? Why?
- Because we love her.
1575
01:23:19,250 --> 01:23:20,140
Not how you love her.
1576
01:23:20,340 --> 01:23:23,430
Well, sometimes after one or two drinks
I think about it, but it's not that way.
1577
01:23:23,630 --> 01:23:25,560
Okay. Because
we can use the carpool lane.
1578
01:23:25,760 --> 01:23:28,730
Ah! Let's take the Datsun!
It's faster than-- than Rudolph!
1579
01:23:28,930 --> 01:23:30,610
- Okay. You're not driving.
- Okay, you drive.
1580
01:23:30,810 --> 01:23:33,440
- No, guys. I'll drive. Let's go, come on.
- All right. Let's do it.
1581
01:23:33,640 --> 01:23:35,570
- Okay. Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
- Go, go, go!
1582
01:23:49,980 --> 01:23:51,340
Those pills are making my feet fat.
1583
01:23:51,540 --> 01:23:53,380
- Come on, okay, we're getting there.
- You wanna step in there.
1584
01:23:53,580 --> 01:23:55,550
You guys wanna come?
1585
01:23:55,750 --> 01:23:58,090
Yeah. We're ready.
To the Datsun!
1586
01:23:58,290 --> 01:23:59,180
It's tight in the car. Come on.
1587
01:23:59,380 --> 01:24:00,810
- Everybody get in.
- Okay.
1588
01:24:01,000 --> 01:24:02,640
- We can do it.
- Go, go, go!
1589
01:24:02,840 --> 01:24:04,060
- Going, going.
- Come on.
1590
01:24:04,260 --> 01:24:05,440
I don't wanna be in the middle.
1591
01:24:05,630 --> 01:24:07,020
Oh, my God, get in the car!
1592
01:24:10,430 --> 01:24:13,690
All right. Everybody in. Everybody in.
Start her up. Start her up.
1593
01:24:13,890 --> 01:24:15,820
- Okay, here we go.
- Go, go, go!
1594
01:24:17,400 --> 01:24:19,490
- Okay. Press on the gas. Press on the gas.
- Now, now!
1595
01:24:19,690 --> 01:24:23,410
- I am! I am!
- Okay. Third time's the charm, baby!
1596
01:24:23,610 --> 01:24:24,620
- Let's go!
- Let's go!
1597
01:24:27,200 --> 01:24:28,580
- No!
- Okay.
1598
01:24:28,780 --> 01:24:31,710
- To the wagon!
- To the wagon!
1599
01:24:31,910 --> 01:24:35,130
Move it, move it, move it.
Get out, Elliot!
1600
01:24:35,330 --> 01:24:37,550
- Mom, I got ya. Come on.
- Oh. Thanks, honey.
1601
01:24:37,750 --> 01:24:39,760
- Come on, come on. I know.
- I'm so glad I took Pilates.
1602
01:24:56,750 --> 01:24:59,380
- Hi. I just--
- Hi. I just--
1603
01:25:00,090 --> 01:25:03,120
- I wanted-- I was coming to--
- Okay. I-- no, I just--
1604
01:25:03,320 --> 01:25:05,140
- Can I go?
- Okay.
1605
01:25:06,260 --> 01:25:08,710
Wow. I thought I was gonna have
a couple of minutes in the car
1606
01:25:08,910 --> 01:25:10,210
to figure out exactly how to say this--
1607
01:25:10,410 --> 01:25:11,290
Just say it, honey.
1608
01:25:11,490 --> 01:25:12,430
Okay.
1609
01:25:14,600 --> 01:25:18,090
- Ali, I'm an idiot.
- He's such an idiot.
1610
01:25:18,290 --> 01:25:20,130
My priorities were so out of whack.
1611
01:25:20,330 --> 01:25:21,680
- It was like, "What's important?"
- It's super whack.
1612
01:25:21,880 --> 01:25:23,640
"I don't know what's important.
This, that--"
1613
01:25:23,840 --> 01:25:25,680
Okay, guys, can we...?
1614
01:25:25,880 --> 01:25:26,810
What's up? You wanna-- okay.
1615
01:25:27,010 --> 01:25:29,690
- I'll take this one.
- Your thing. Hey-- good luck.
1616
01:25:29,890 --> 01:25:30,870
Thank you.
1617
01:25:32,960 --> 01:25:33,960
Ali...
1618
01:25:35,170 --> 01:25:37,040
all I want is to figure
things out with you.
1619
01:25:38,460 --> 01:25:41,990
And if you let me,
I promise I will do anything I can
1620
01:25:42,190 --> 01:25:44,030
to be there for you,
1621
01:25:44,230 --> 01:25:46,950
to make you laugh,
to make you smile.
1622
01:25:47,150 --> 01:25:49,930
I will be there every day.
1623
01:25:51,270 --> 01:25:54,810
This Christmas was,
um, a little bit crazy.
1624
01:25:57,190 --> 01:25:59,480
But I can't imagine
another Christmas without you.
1625
01:26:00,980 --> 01:26:03,090
Ali, you're a part of this family,
1626
01:26:03,290 --> 01:26:05,930
and if you gave them the choice,
they would probably choose you over me.
1627
01:26:06,130 --> 01:26:09,410
So, I'd prefer
we didn't give them that option.
1628
01:26:11,200 --> 01:26:12,870
I'm so crazy in love with you.
1629
01:26:14,370 --> 01:26:15,870
Can you give me another chance?
1630
01:26:23,760 --> 01:26:25,880
I just came back 'cause I forgot my phone.
1631
01:26:28,220 --> 01:26:29,220
Oh.
1632
01:26:33,100 --> 01:26:35,080
Oh, okay.
1633
01:26:35,280 --> 01:26:38,310
I'm just kidding.
1634
01:26:40,270 --> 01:26:41,220
I hate you.
1635
01:26:41,420 --> 01:26:43,300
I love you.
1636
01:26:47,170 --> 01:26:50,570
Aw.
1637
01:26:56,260 --> 01:26:57,150
Okay.
1638
01:26:57,350 --> 01:26:59,360
It's okay. It's okay.
We're not looking.
1639
01:26:59,560 --> 01:27:02,280
Ohh!
1640
01:27:02,480 --> 01:27:03,780
Hey, hey! Stop!
1641
01:27:03,980 --> 01:27:06,200
Oh, oh, that's Homer!
It's Mrs. Snyder's dog.
1642
01:27:06,400 --> 01:27:08,030
Bad dog! Bad dog!
1643
01:27:08,230 --> 01:27:10,330
What?
1644
01:27:10,530 --> 01:27:12,500
- Dad, careful!
- Slow it down.
1645
01:27:12,700 --> 01:27:13,970
Dude, he's so fast.
1646
01:27:15,930 --> 01:27:17,210
- Dennis.
- Oh, we gotta see this.
1647
01:27:17,410 --> 01:27:19,670
I... slow down!
1648
01:27:19,870 --> 01:27:21,460
Oh, the whole time!
1649
01:27:23,210 --> 01:27:25,430
- Oh.
- Come on.
1650
01:27:25,630 --> 01:27:26,510
What?
1651
01:27:26,710 --> 01:27:29,390
He's really tearing through
those things. Oh, that's a bad dog.
1652
01:27:29,590 --> 01:27:30,470
Oh, I can't watch.
1653
01:27:30,670 --> 01:27:32,770
Well, we got plenty
of baby Jesuses, Mom.
1654
01:27:32,970 --> 01:27:35,270
- Oh, my goodness.
- Oh.
1655
01:27:35,470 --> 01:27:37,100
You know, maybe he's just hungry.
1656
01:27:37,300 --> 01:27:39,440
- Yeah. Make him a snack, for sure.
- I should fix him something. I will.
1657
01:27:39,640 --> 01:27:41,110
- He's definitely hungry.
- I'll fix something for you, honey.
1658
01:27:41,310 --> 01:27:42,230
Make him some blueberry pancakes.
1659
01:27:42,430 --> 01:27:43,360
Oh, I think it's eatin' the duck.
1660
01:27:54,510 --> 01:27:56,460
Merry Christmas!
1661
01:27:56,660 --> 01:27:59,840
Your first L.A. Christmas!
I'm so excited.
1662
01:28:00,040 --> 01:28:02,050
- This is Quinn.
- Hi.
1663
01:28:02,250 --> 01:28:03,460
I've heard so much about you.
1664
01:28:03,660 --> 01:28:05,800
Isn't she something? We like her
so much better than Heather.
1665
01:28:06,000 --> 01:28:07,510
- Dad! You can't say that.
- I'm sorry, but we do.
1666
01:28:07,710 --> 01:28:10,220
- Well, I'm sorry. It's just true.
- Thank you.
1667
01:28:10,420 --> 01:28:12,520
Welcome. Welcome to the family.
Welcome to L.A.
1668
01:28:12,710 --> 01:28:15,270
- Come in.
- Wait a minute, where's Graham?
1669
01:28:15,470 --> 01:28:16,690
What? Is he still asleep?
1670
01:28:16,890 --> 01:28:19,110
He said he had to get some work done.
But he'll be back soon.
1671
01:28:19,300 --> 01:28:21,150
No, he's not working at Christmas.
1672
01:28:21,350 --> 01:28:24,320
He's his own boss, finally.
He can make his own hours!
1673
01:28:25,730 --> 01:28:26,800
Uh-oh. What's that?
1674
01:28:28,840 --> 01:28:30,340
What?
1675
01:28:32,970 --> 01:28:35,200
Okay. Wha-- wait a second.
1676
01:28:35,400 --> 01:28:37,830
Hey, is that...?
1677
01:28:38,030 --> 01:28:41,690
Yeah. I mean, it's just
a little starter truck to get you going.
1678
01:28:42,900 --> 01:28:44,300
Graham...
1679
01:28:44,500 --> 01:28:47,050
this is the cutest little truck
I've ever seen.
1680
01:28:47,250 --> 01:28:48,130
Thank you.
1681
01:28:48,330 --> 01:28:52,390
Look at these adorable...!
1682
01:28:52,590 --> 01:28:53,680
Oh, it's a puffer fish!
1683
01:28:57,510 --> 01:29:00,100
- This is amazing.
- Well, I'm sorry it took so long.
1684
01:29:00,300 --> 01:29:02,730
Oh. Well, better late than never.
1685
01:29:02,930 --> 01:29:04,530
- Merry Christmas.
- Aww, Merry Christmas.
1686
01:29:04,720 --> 01:29:06,030
- I love you.
- I love you.
1687
01:29:06,230 --> 01:29:09,820
And I should probably let you know
that I am engaged.
1688
01:29:10,020 --> 01:29:11,620
Oh, my God!
1689
01:29:11,820 --> 01:29:13,450
My eyes!
1690
01:29:13,650 --> 01:29:16,250
He has great taste,
and I bet he is gorgeous.
1691
01:29:16,440 --> 01:29:17,540
Yeah, not much behind those blue eyes.
1692
01:29:17,740 --> 01:29:20,370
I don't mean to be pushy,
but it's game night. Come, come.
1693
01:29:20,570 --> 01:29:22,130
- All right, let's go, let's go.
- Game night!
1694
01:29:24,540 --> 01:29:25,500
- It really turned out great.
- It turned out great, I know.
1695
01:29:25,700 --> 01:29:27,920
- Don't take it too far.
- Oh, yes. She really does.
1696
01:29:28,120 --> 01:29:30,470
- That paint job really came out nice.
- I can't wait to see the house.
1697
01:29:30,670 --> 01:29:32,260
It's like a-- what color is it?
Like an off-white kind of a thing?
1698
01:29:32,460 --> 01:29:34,430
- Yeah, eggshell. Something like that.
- No, no, you should be scared.
1699
01:29:36,460 --> 01:29:38,770
- Oh, wow, you got a whole bunch.
- I got it, I got it.
1700
01:29:38,970 --> 01:29:41,060
I'm making blueberry pancakes this year.
1701
01:29:41,260 --> 01:29:43,730
So, Mom, has been smoking
marijuana every night.
1702
01:29:43,930 --> 01:29:45,820
I mean, it was all downhill after dinner.
1703
01:29:46,020 --> 01:29:48,000
It really kinda got out of hand.
1704
01:29:54,220 --> 01:29:56,200
{\an8}- Heather?
- Guess who's here?
1705
01:29:56,400 --> 01:29:58,620
Heather, I'm so glad you could make it.
1706
01:29:58,820 --> 01:30:00,290
You know, we stay in touch--
1707
01:30:00,490 --> 01:30:01,920
DMs, Wordle.
1708
01:30:02,120 --> 01:30:03,830
Even sent her an edible arrangement.
1709
01:30:04,030 --> 01:30:06,090
Merry Christmas.
1710
01:30:06,290 --> 01:30:08,550
Graham... what the fu--
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