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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,479 Oh, hi. Did you miss me? 2 00:00:04,480 --> 00:00:07,719 So, remember when Janet and Samuel went looking for someone 3 00:00:07,720 --> 00:00:09,839 to buy all the drugs they found on the boat? 4 00:00:09,840 --> 00:00:11,319 Do you know anyone who would buy it? 5 00:00:11,320 --> 00:00:14,559 Samuel's ex-client Craig put them in touch with Vinny. 6 00:00:14,560 --> 00:00:16,839 Argh! Ouch! 7 00:00:16,840 --> 00:00:19,559 And in return he asked for... Life rights. 8 00:00:19,560 --> 00:00:22,639 Janet and Samuel came up with a cover story, cos... 9 00:00:22,640 --> 00:00:25,719 There is nothing more powerful than a good story. 10 00:00:25,720 --> 00:00:28,239 Unfortunately, the guy buying the drugs was all... 11 00:00:28,240 --> 00:00:29,799 What you doing with a business card 12 00:00:29,800 --> 00:00:32,639 belonging to a lawyer called Samuel Wells? 13 00:00:32,640 --> 00:00:34,119 But then Janet saved the day - 14 00:00:34,120 --> 00:00:36,559 dressed up, all tattooed and Russian-like. 15 00:00:36,560 --> 00:00:39,719 Everyone needs a lawyer. He is mine, come, come. 16 00:00:39,720 --> 00:00:41,759 And Vinny had a change of heart and said... 17 00:00:41,760 --> 00:00:44,759 I'll name the time and place. You bring the product. 18 00:00:44,760 --> 00:00:46,639 Meanwhile... Ben. ..found a flyer 19 00:00:46,640 --> 00:00:50,159 this guy, who's name is Guy, left behind. 20 00:00:50,160 --> 00:00:53,559 And The Tailor met this lady and called her... Madam Bethune? 21 00:00:53,560 --> 00:00:55,599 That's not her name but she didn't mind cos... 22 00:00:55,600 --> 00:00:58,759 This were a bit different. Getting a bit of French up in me. 23 00:00:58,760 --> 00:01:01,199 She even gave him a clue about who took the drugs. 24 00:01:01,200 --> 00:01:04,639 We're looking for a Pomeranian. What's that, like, an Italian fella? 25 00:01:04,640 --> 00:01:07,079 No, it's a dog! 26 00:01:07,080 --> 00:01:11,119 Oh. You got all that? Oh, and those life rights I mentioned? 27 00:01:11,120 --> 00:01:12,319 Turns out, months later, 28 00:01:12,320 --> 00:01:15,879 Samuel's ex-client turned this whole thing into a play. 29 00:01:15,880 --> 00:01:18,639 Insomnia! 30 00:01:18,640 --> 00:01:19,680 And not a very good one. 31 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:31,159 Tres bien. 32 00:03:31,160 --> 00:03:34,839 This chapter of our story starts way back when, 33 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:38,319 in a different country and a different time, 34 00:03:38,320 --> 00:03:41,679 a different language and even a different colour, 35 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:44,199 but it doesn't stop making it a... 36 00:04:39,440 --> 00:04:41,760 Even bad guys fall in love. 37 00:04:43,840 --> 00:04:46,200 And why the hell not? 38 00:04:47,680 --> 00:04:52,439 Cos it feels like some days the world has a little magic in it. 39 00:05:37,040 --> 00:05:39,479 Right, we're nearly there. 40 00:05:39,480 --> 00:05:43,559 Oh, shit. What? Fuck. Me tattoo's rubbed off, look. 41 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:45,239 I can't go out like this. 42 00:05:45,240 --> 00:05:48,319 Just stay in the car, then. 43 00:05:48,320 --> 00:05:50,640 Sorry. 44 00:08:02,760 --> 00:08:06,039 We should clear this up. Yeah. 45 00:08:06,040 --> 00:08:07,359 Unless we don't! 46 00:08:14,240 --> 00:08:16,880 Moment's passed, Janet. Yeah. 47 00:08:36,360 --> 00:08:40,479 Can't talk now, Mummy. But it's Martin Luther King Day. 48 00:08:40,480 --> 00:08:43,119 We don't celebrate Martin Luther King Day. Why not? 49 00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:44,959 Well, we're not black, for a start. 50 00:08:44,960 --> 00:08:46,879 You don't have to be black to celebrate it. 51 00:08:46,880 --> 00:08:50,439 You just have to have an innate sense of justice. 52 00:08:50,440 --> 00:08:52,519 I could close up the shop if you fancied coming back 53 00:08:52,520 --> 00:08:56,240 and celebrating with me. I'm on a stakeout. What? A stakeout! 54 00:08:57,600 --> 00:08:59,799 'Scuse me, you got any more king prawn and black bean? 55 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:03,000 Buffet's closing. Full price menu from now. 56 00:09:05,720 --> 00:09:07,639 So I was cleaning up the station, right? 57 00:09:07,640 --> 00:09:09,879 And I find this flyer for a Chinese restaurant 58 00:09:09,880 --> 00:09:11,759 and someone's scribbled a map on the back, 59 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:15,599 marking out where the evidence room is. That's what they were looking for, the shooters. 60 00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:19,199 Hang on, if you're on a stakeout in a Chinese restaurant right now, 61 00:09:19,200 --> 00:09:22,999 should you be saying this stuff? It's fine, it's empty. 62 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:25,399 Anyroad, there was blood all over the flyer. 63 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:28,719 And here's the kicker - there was a 20% off voucher on the bottom, 64 00:09:28,720 --> 00:09:30,879 and it's missing. OK... 65 00:09:30,880 --> 00:09:33,679 The blood looked like it would've gone on the bit that were torn off. 66 00:09:33,680 --> 00:09:36,239 Don't you see? The gunmen must've tooken the voucher 67 00:09:36,240 --> 00:09:39,599 after they did the shooting. I've asked management here, 68 00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:43,000 and no-one's used the voucher that the flyer came from. 69 00:09:44,560 --> 00:09:46,039 So, you think that someone 70 00:09:46,040 --> 00:09:48,959 who murdered a station full of police officers 71 00:09:48,960 --> 00:09:51,879 is going to waltz into the nearby Chinese restaurant 72 00:09:51,880 --> 00:09:54,159 and risk getting caught just to save a tenner? 73 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:57,479 Look, my mate Rob has a mate who knows a detective 74 00:09:57,480 --> 00:10:01,159 on the Major Enquiry Team, and they say that they've got nothing. 75 00:10:01,160 --> 00:10:03,959 Sometimes if you want to drink champagne at the big table 76 00:10:03,960 --> 00:10:07,199 with the big boys, you got to bring your own straw. 77 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:11,639 Hold on, hold on, hold on. If this is important, as you say, 78 00:10:11,640 --> 00:10:13,279 then how come you found it? 79 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:15,519 I would have thought they had a forensics team 80 00:10:15,520 --> 00:10:18,719 all over that police station. There were. There still are. 81 00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:21,679 It's just there's so much to do, they ain't gone outside yet. 82 00:10:21,680 --> 00:10:25,759 Well, if it's evidence, hand it in. That's your job. 83 00:10:25,760 --> 00:10:29,439 You don't believe me, do you? You never have. 84 00:10:29,440 --> 00:10:32,279 Oh, Ben, that's not true. 85 00:10:32,280 --> 00:10:35,359 You just want me home cos you're lonely. Ben, stop. 86 00:10:35,360 --> 00:10:38,439 I can't be your BFF, Mummy. Not now. 87 00:10:38,440 --> 00:10:41,039 I've even taken time off work for this. As much time as it takes 88 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:43,799 to crack this thing wide open, like one of these lovely king prawns 89 00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:46,159 that they're not going to bring me. Then you'll see. 90 00:10:46,160 --> 00:10:47,960 Then everyone's going to see. 91 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:52,720 Full price menu. 92 00:11:08,840 --> 00:11:11,719 Dave, hi! It's Samuel. 93 00:11:11,720 --> 00:11:13,999 Er, I just thought you should know 94 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:16,280 that I will be paying you back today. 95 00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:24,040 All of it. Cheers, mate. 96 00:11:56,960 --> 00:12:00,319 OK, team, I'll be back in, in a min. 97 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:02,840 Don't go missing me too much, now, Kevin! 98 00:12:05,560 --> 00:12:06,760 Hiya. 99 00:12:11,560 --> 00:12:15,319 What you want, then? I wanted that. 100 00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:18,999 And then I...I had it, for a while, anyway, but I thought that'd be me. 101 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:22,799 You know, growing old, having tea with my boy. 102 00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:25,519 It were my life and then it weren't. 103 00:12:25,520 --> 00:12:29,159 Fuck's sake, sweetheart. I missed out 104 00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:32,839 on showing a two-bedroomed, south-facing for this? 105 00:12:32,840 --> 00:12:35,919 Do you think that people who foster children love them any less? 106 00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:38,639 Cos I don't. I think that maybe they, they love 'em even more 107 00:12:38,640 --> 00:12:40,520 because they had to choose it. 108 00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:45,400 You know, when I first met you, I thought that you were like a saint. 109 00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:49,879 Your missus runs off with a pharmacy's worth of shite, 110 00:12:49,880 --> 00:12:53,319 leaving you holding the baby, and I would look at you and I would think, 111 00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:55,999 "Oh, wow! 112 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:58,519 "That takes a special kind of someone, you know, 113 00:12:58,520 --> 00:13:01,880 "to hold it all together, stick it out." 114 00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:08,319 But you didn't really want it, did you? 115 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:10,559 You wanted to play at being Saint Peter, 116 00:13:10,560 --> 00:13:14,479 you wanted to wear the pointy fucking hat, 117 00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:19,119 but you didn't want all the noise, or the... I got to get back to work, 118 00:13:19,120 --> 00:13:23,439 so if you're done lecturing... 119 00:13:23,440 --> 00:13:25,280 Look in the bag. 120 00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:28,639 Look in it. 121 00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:29,880 Go on. 122 00:13:34,520 --> 00:13:36,359 Jesus! 123 00:13:36,360 --> 00:13:39,679 There's 100K in there. It's yours. 124 00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:43,559 If you put the brakes on your plans to go to Australia. You what? 125 00:13:43,560 --> 00:13:46,999 Now, who's to say that you don't, you know, you don't take that money 126 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:49,599 and fuck off to Oz anyway without a second thought? 127 00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:55,039 And that is why there is another 100K in there - that is 200 so far. 128 00:13:55,040 --> 00:13:57,079 I give you that, 129 00:13:57,080 --> 00:14:01,199 you go about the process of letting me legally adopt Alan. 130 00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:03,999 And guess what - wait for it, cos we're not done yet - 131 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:07,680 when it's official, you get another 200. 132 00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:12,279 Where on earth did you...? It don't matter. 133 00:14:12,280 --> 00:14:14,879 Well, it does bloody matter, that's nearly half a million quid 134 00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:18,360 you're talking about! Do you want it or not? I... 135 00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:23,079 As a Christian man... Oh! 136 00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:25,079 You...You are no more a Christian 137 00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:31,439 or a...a man than that sausage roll on the floor over there. 138 00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:33,679 I think it's a fajita. 139 00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:38,159 You are a weak, weak, fucking excuse for a human, 140 00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:42,559 who was only out for what he can get, which is why 141 00:14:42,560 --> 00:14:45,719 you're not going to be able to say no to this, are you, Peter? 142 00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:49,119 Cos you want it. You really fucking want it. 143 00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:53,360 Don't you? I really do want it, yeah. Yeah. 144 00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:58,999 I can make some calls. I...I do know a bloke. 145 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:01,560 I can make it happen quickly. That's nice. 146 00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:11,079 It's really great that you're doing this for him. 147 00:15:11,080 --> 00:15:16,199 Really shows you care. I do. 148 00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:20,199 And, you know, one day, 149 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:22,720 that'll be like you two, like them. 150 00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:32,719 Oh... Oh, OK. No, I... got that wrong. 151 00:15:32,720 --> 00:15:35,600 I'll, um, get t'ball rolling. 152 00:15:40,120 --> 00:15:41,319 Fuck off. 153 00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:43,560 That's right, fuck off. 154 00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:46,600 Have a good day. You too. 155 00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:03,079 This is a story about choices that define us. 156 00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:07,760 About how good people can do bad things. 157 00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:13,159 But if you take anything away from this story of ours, 158 00:16:13,160 --> 00:16:19,080 let this be it - important things happen on benches. 159 00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:28,760 Oh! Afternoon. 160 00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:34,599 You all right? Yeah. Lovely day. Well, nice enough. 161 00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:36,040 Yeah, right. 162 00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:51,959 You having a good day? Yeah. Yeah. I went to this place, erm, 163 00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:54,360 The Shang Emperor, round the corner. 164 00:16:55,520 --> 00:16:57,839 Yeah, I've heard of it. Yeah. 165 00:16:57,840 --> 00:17:00,239 The hours on the all-you-can-eat are a bit stingy, but I... 166 00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:03,640 I'd check it out if I were you. I give it four Bens. 167 00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:08,279 So my name's Ben. And I rank stuff out of five Bens. 168 00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:09,719 Just a little joke. 169 00:17:13,040 --> 00:17:17,080 So tell me, what took away the last Ben? Paper napkins. Oh. 170 00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:20,999 So what brings you here? Just waiting for something. 171 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,840 Yeah. Me too. Sort of. 172 00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:29,679 Feel like I spend my whole life waiting for stuff. Oh, amen. 173 00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:33,279 Phone calls, pay cheques, people, taxis. 174 00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:36,719 Oh, delivery men, appointments, trains. Yeah. 175 00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:40,279 Internet speeds, people I'm waiting for, people I'm meeting. 176 00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:43,799 The list goes on and on. It...It does, it really does. 177 00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:46,199 It goes on and on and on. 178 00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:48,559 And Ariston! 179 00:17:48,560 --> 00:17:52,240 And what? It's nothing, just silly. 180 00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:04,759 Do you ever feel like you're just 181 00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:08,039 waiting around for stuff, but there are, like, other people, who, 182 00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:10,519 you know, don't 183 00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:12,040 wait around for things? 184 00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:17,119 Yes. 185 00:18:17,120 --> 00:18:20,119 What must that be like? To be that guy, to be the other guy. 186 00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:22,799 I've often wondered this. 187 00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:25,639 Exhausting, I suppose. Oh, thing after thing. 188 00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:29,360 Yeah, just...nonstop. 189 00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:52,239 Right, I best be going. 190 00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:53,880 Done waiting? Yep. 191 00:18:56,640 --> 00:19:00,159 Time to be that other guy for a change. 192 00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:02,440 You take care of yourself. You too. 193 00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:08,600 Nice chap. 194 00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:23,640 Hey, love. 195 00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:43,359 OK. Your mum is a brilliant woman, 196 00:19:43,360 --> 00:19:48,160 but she lives in a world without clocks. That's all. 197 00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:53,719 I didn't know it at the time. How could I? 198 00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:57,559 But the moment I took what was on that boat, I lost everything. 199 00:19:57,560 --> 00:20:00,239 My wife. Wife, wife, wife. 200 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:03,119 My daughter. Daughter, daughter, daughter. 201 00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:05,839 It's strange. Strange, strange, strange. 202 00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:08,799 It felt like the happiest day of my life. 203 00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:11,639 But the jaws of hell were about to open and swallow me, 204 00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:14,800 and all the people I loved, up. 205 00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:39,039 As The Tailor's man was following Samuel's wife, 206 00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:42,520 The Tailor was following his heart. 207 00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:53,320 I didn't think I'd see you again. 208 00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:00,480 These are for you. 209 00:21:02,120 --> 00:21:03,160 Oh. 210 00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:16,799 I wish to take you out. 211 00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:18,799 Dinner. Drinks. 212 00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:21,280 Whatever it is your heart desires. 213 00:21:24,360 --> 00:21:26,880 No. Sorry. 214 00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:30,600 Pardon? 215 00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:34,520 No. No. 216 00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:40,120 You are saying no to me? 217 00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:43,559 I am, love. Yeah. 218 00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:48,799 You live in France. You speak French. You do French...things. 219 00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:52,279 Why start something when you know it's going to end any day soon? 220 00:21:52,280 --> 00:21:54,919 You said yourself you wanted to have new experiences 221 00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:57,399 to open up your world. 222 00:21:57,400 --> 00:22:00,879 You can't teach an old dog new tricks. 223 00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:03,080 We learnt a few the other night. 224 00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:08,920 It's for the best. 225 00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:11,680 OK. I... 226 00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:14,920 I will leave. 227 00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:20,719 But, er, before I do, perhaps I could buy, er, 228 00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:24,800 also some delicious pasty? Of course. 229 00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:30,319 Oh, no, no, no, no. On the house. 230 00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:33,520 No, no. I will pay. I...I insist, uh? 231 00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:42,240 Oh, who's this? 232 00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:50,720 How much is it, please? 233 00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:53,600 �2. 234 00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:01,360 Thank you. Thanks. 235 00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:11,919 Janet had sat on that bench for what seemed like forever, 236 00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:13,799 basking in the glow of a job well done 237 00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:17,719 and a life finally going to plan. Hello? Janet. And then... 238 00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:20,039 You need to meet me now. It's urgent. Samuel? 239 00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:23,559 Wha-what? What's wrong? Just come. Now. 240 00:23:23,560 --> 00:23:25,080 All right, OK. Hang on. 241 00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:46,799 Are you fucking joking me? You said it were urgent. 242 00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:48,679 You need to celebrate. 243 00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:51,439 You mean YOU need to celebrate. Yes. 244 00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:54,599 With you. What, you ain't got anyone else to celebrate with? 245 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:57,240 Who else in the world knows anything about this? 246 00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:00,839 I couldn't believe it. 247 00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:04,799 We'd stolen a shipload of cocaine together and here he was, 248 00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:07,399 supping on a seafood tower! 249 00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:09,479 But he was right. 250 00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:14,479 Sometimes when you have a secret, it hurts to keep it in. 251 00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:17,639 And I'm a sucker for a langoustine. 252 00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:19,919 Chuck us a prawn, then. Look. 253 00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:24,159 Samuel Wells, welcome to the 21st century. 254 00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:27,719 Right, but what about, you know, the gambling and temptation 255 00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:30,039 and all that? It's fine. 256 00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:31,919 I'm fine. 257 00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:34,319 Who cares? I'm rich! 258 00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:36,479 I'm rich! I'm rich! 259 00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:38,240 I can shower in seafood! 260 00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:45,840 Samuel! 261 00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:49,279 Hi. Darling! Hi. Hi. 262 00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:52,159 What are you doing here? I was just walking past. OK. 263 00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:55,919 Erm, cos Anya said you'd been out for ages. She was worried about you. 264 00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:59,759 Yeah, I haven't looked at my phone. I was shopping, had a long walk. 265 00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:02,999 Mm-hm. I explored while... OK. ..you were here with, erm...? 266 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,840 Oh, right, sorry! This is Sally. 267 00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:10,199 Yeah, I am Sally. 268 00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:13,719 Yeah, Sally and I worked together, erm, oh, years ago, years ago, 269 00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:15,999 couple of cases, er, then Sally moved back up here. 270 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,239 Actually, it was Sally who first got me 271 00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:20,559 thinking about this place in the first place. 272 00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:24,440 Yeah. Hiya. Hi. Great to meet you. Yeah. 273 00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:28,599 So, erm, how, how's the house? 274 00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:32,839 You should come round for dinner, tonight. See for yourself. 275 00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:34,439 Ah! 276 00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:37,480 That's a great idea. Right. 277 00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:43,800 Money can buy you many things. 278 00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:49,679 But escaping an unwanted invitation for dinner 279 00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:52,200 is not one of those things. 280 00:25:58,000 --> 00:25:59,199 I didn't think you'd come. 281 00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:02,119 I didn't want your wife asking questions about who I was. 282 00:26:02,120 --> 00:26:04,120 And I'm really fucking hungry. 283 00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:06,719 Let's make it quick. 284 00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:11,959 Right, this is Anya. Anya, this is Sally. 285 00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:13,080 Hiya. 286 00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:17,519 Right, she says she's sorry she can't join us for dinner, 287 00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:21,599 she just doesn't want to. That's rude. Fair enough. 288 00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:23,279 See ya. 289 00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:26,239 Hi. Oh, hiya! Yeah, I'm really sorry about the mess. 290 00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:30,359 We're still unpacking. Er, let me get you a drink. What is this? 291 00:26:30,360 --> 00:26:35,199 Oh, that...is a 3D printed model of Samuel's head. 292 00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:39,759 He's a huge Bowie fan, and his friends had it made for his 50th. 293 00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:42,999 That's weird. Yeah, he has some weird friends. 294 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:46,320 Can we please eat? I have some very high-end ingredients. 295 00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:51,399 Where do you want me? Just over here is fine. 296 00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:55,319 Crikey. Eh? Oh, yeah, sorry, this, er... 297 00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:57,319 Glasses got broken in the move. 298 00:26:57,320 --> 00:27:00,639 No, no, I don't... I-I-I mean, lobster. 299 00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:02,559 I don't think I've had lobster before. 300 00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:05,120 Oh, I thought you legal types were always having fancy dinners. 301 00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:26,279 Oh, yeah, er, 302 00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:30,639 another nice surprise waiting for us in this delightful new house. 303 00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:34,039 Lobster and mice? Now it's a fucking party. Oh! 304 00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:37,200 Please, I'm all right. Yeah. 305 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:51,879 ..And we'd been waiting for about eight hours for this jury, 306 00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:54,879 and, erm... 307 00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:57,879 ..Sally turns to me - and by this time we were so bored - 308 00:27:57,880 --> 00:28:00,639 and she asks this question. So... 309 00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:06,039 She says, "If you, if you came across the world's greatest treasure 310 00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:07,760 "and no-one was watching..." 311 00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:11,440 "..would you take it?" 312 00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:15,359 What a funny question. 313 00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:16,719 Yeah, I'm funny like that. 314 00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:19,879 I'm always asking fucking weird questions. Right. 315 00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:22,119 And as soon as she asked that question, I was like, 316 00:28:22,120 --> 00:28:24,759 "Yeah, we could be friends." Mmm. 317 00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:29,999 Well, you said you would take all the treasure. 318 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:31,799 Right? Without blinking. 319 00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:35,039 In fact, I think he answered before I finished the question. 320 00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:36,520 What would you do? 321 00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:40,719 Depends. What on? 322 00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:42,159 On how much I needed it. 323 00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:45,399 Oh, that's a cop-out. 324 00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:48,400 Flourless cake! 325 00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:54,199 So I was thinking that, erm, tomorrow we should, er, 326 00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:57,519 go back to the storage unit and divide up the money. OK. 327 00:28:57,520 --> 00:29:00,759 Is ten OK? Cos I've got to do something first. 328 00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:03,119 Ten's perfect. 329 00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:04,880 She's lovely. 330 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:07,479 Believe me, I know. 331 00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:10,759 So's my daughter, if somewhat, you know, antisocial. 332 00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:12,240 Argh! 333 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:18,360 Camilla? 334 00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:22,559 Oh, God, I'm such an idiot! 335 00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:25,840 It's OK. It's no good without flour anyway. 336 00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:33,559 No, I heard 'em say they sold it already. 337 00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:35,879 But, listen, I also know where they're going to be meeting 338 00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:38,239 to divide the money up. 339 00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:40,159 Well, no. 340 00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:43,079 No, because you told me to be less conspicuous. 341 00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:44,999 And I went away and I looked that word up. 342 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,600 Four dead bodies is pretty fucking conspicuous to me. 343 00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:52,720 What? Tomorrow at ten. 344 00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:57,760 Well, I'm going to be un-conspicuous, ain't I? 345 00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:21,399 Hiya. Morning. 346 00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:22,760 Come here. 347 00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:28,360 That were very tight. 348 00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:33,639 What are we doing here? I thought I'd, er, buy you a new tuba. 349 00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:36,839 Cos you said the one that you borrowed from school was a little bit... Yeah, the, er, 350 00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:42,479 the mouthpiece keeps giving me a rash, which I'm pretty sure is herpes. Bleurgh! 351 00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:45,080 But you can't afford this. What's going on? 352 00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:51,199 Things are changing. Maybe, I don't know, maybe I'm due some good luck for once. 353 00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:56,279 Hey, listen, I, erm, I had a word with your dad and, er, well, he's, 354 00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:58,479 he said, we... 355 00:30:58,480 --> 00:31:00,280 we-we agreed that... 356 00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:04,279 ..I'm going to become your legal guardian. 357 00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:06,320 If that's OK with you? 358 00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:12,840 Mum... 359 00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:16,000 Come on. 360 00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:48,359 Janet. Hiya, I'm so sorry I'm late. I'm already inside. 361 00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:49,440 Oh, OK. 362 00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:06,039 Sorry, I couldn't say anything. 363 00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:10,119 Now take me to the money. Move. 364 00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:12,080 Who are you? Move! 365 00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:22,200 Oh, shit. 366 00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:30,360 What have you done? 367 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:33,680 Where's the money? I... 368 00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:38,559 I... It wasn't me. Where is it? 369 00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:40,559 Why would you assume it was me?! 370 00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:43,439 Well, where is it? Just calm down. Calm down?! 371 00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:47,199 Are you fucking telling me to calm down?! All right, then THINK! My life's on the line here, too. 372 00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:50,879 Why would I risk that? I don't know, why did you gamble your life savings away? Why did you quit your job? 373 00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:52,639 I didn't quit my job, I was struck off, OK? 374 00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:56,199 Well, you were wondering why I can't trust you! Shut up! Enough! 375 00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:58,639 Now let me get this straight. 376 00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:01,039 Are you seriously telling me that you genuinely, 377 00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:03,679 I mean genuinely, don't know where that money is? Yes. 378 00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:06,959 We've got no idea. I'm going to ask you one more time. 379 00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:08,919 And I'm going to ask you to promise on your life. 380 00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:11,119 And I fucking mean that literally. No! 381 00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:13,520 Cos you saw the news, yeah? What? 382 00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:16,999 You've seen what I'm prepared to do. 383 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:19,879 Go through a whole police station to get to you two. 384 00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:21,360 I knew it! 385 00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:25,319 I promise you, I swear to God, 386 00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:27,840 we do not know anything about where that's gone. 387 00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:30,640 Promise. 388 00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:33,680 We don't know anything about it. 389 00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:40,760 OK, then. Let's go. 390 00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:54,519 Hiya. 391 00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:58,239 We need to look at the, er, CCTV in the corridor. 392 00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:01,679 You what? Our unit got broken into. Number 13. 393 00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:05,959 That's a police matter, that is. All sorts of forms and so on, 394 00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:08,919 I can't be doing that... We can do without all that hassle. 395 00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:10,119 Right, love? 396 00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:12,520 I mean, life's too short, innit? For all that old bollocks. 397 00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:17,279 Yeah. Yeah, sure. 398 00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:19,999 Course. Erm... 399 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,639 Corridor outside 13? Yeah. 400 00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:26,640 Yeah, when? We were last there about 10am yesterday. 401 00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:37,120 Listen, I just want to say, I really appreciate this. 402 00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:41,919 I'm going to make sure you get five stars on the old, y'know? 403 00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:47,159 I want to give it five Guys. You see, that's my name. Guy. 404 00:34:47,160 --> 00:34:49,720 And I rate everything in Guys now. 405 00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:53,279 "Staff here are so professional. 406 00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:58,239 "I mean, really went that extra mile, service-wise." 407 00:34:58,240 --> 00:34:59,319 Hey, I've got an idea. 408 00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:01,800 You know I could even put your name in the review. 409 00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:06,199 What is your name, love? 410 00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:09,359 Belinda. Oh, Belinda. Yeah. 411 00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:11,399 Beautiful name. There. 412 00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:12,600 Go back. 413 00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:24,399 Fuck. 414 00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:26,240 You know him? Oh, unfortunately. 415 00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:30,000 Sorry, can you go forwards? 416 00:35:33,240 --> 00:35:35,239 It looks like it just stops. 417 00:35:35,240 --> 00:35:37,639 How long after that man left? Er, let's see. 418 00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:41,959 He comes in at 9pm last night, camera cuts out 20 minutes later, 419 00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:44,519 maybe, and then it's back on an hour after. 420 00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:47,999 Slimy, sneaky, rat-faced CUNT! 421 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,240 Sorry, Belinda. Sorry. 422 00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:53,559 You sure he's going to be there? 423 00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:56,600 It's a match day. He'll be there. Yeah, you better hope so. 424 00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:02,159 Your boss... 425 00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:05,520 does he know about us yet? Well, he knows I found you. 426 00:36:07,240 --> 00:36:10,279 So, he knows our names? Nah. 427 00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:12,199 He only knows I'm on it. 428 00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:14,399 And I'm not going to bother him until I get the cash. 429 00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:19,359 Because The Tailor likes to be given solutions. Not problems. 430 00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:22,119 The Tailor? Doesn't he have a real name? 431 00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:24,559 What do you care what his fucking name is? I was, er, 432 00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:27,439 I was just curious, I suppose. About the man we stole from. 433 00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:29,440 Why are you still talking?! 434 00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:34,359 Oh, I keep meaning to go there. 435 00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:38,319 Sorry? The old Shang Emperor. I got a voucher an' all, 436 00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:40,599 I keep meaning to go, but work keeps getting in the way, 437 00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:45,479 which is shit, cos I fucking love a nice big plate of ho fun. Mm-hm. 438 00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:49,199 You know them noodles, you know? You know, the big, fat, tasty ones? 439 00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:54,399 I love 'em. Yeah, I've heard of them. You like noodles? 440 00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:58,119 Er, yeah, I do. I do quite like noodles. 441 00:36:58,120 --> 00:37:02,999 It's like the Chinese saw pasta and thought, "Hold my beer," y'know? 442 00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:05,960 I love 'em. 443 00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:11,440 Well, I thought you wanted to talk? 444 00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:20,520 Hiya, Mummy! Hiya, kid. 445 00:37:21,720 --> 00:37:24,599 How was the doctor? Usual song and dance. 446 00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:27,319 You tell him you're not shitting properly and then they want you 447 00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:32,160 to go for a full scale MOT, which makes you... Oh. 448 00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:36,159 What you been playing at? 449 00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:39,519 If you don't put the product out no-one can buy it. I did. 450 00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:42,679 It's all sold out. You what? Every single thing. Sold out. 451 00:37:42,680 --> 00:37:44,160 To, uh... 452 00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:48,040 ..Monsieur Frenchington. 453 00:37:49,240 --> 00:37:53,719 So, you and him, is it, is it serious? 454 00:37:53,720 --> 00:37:56,239 None of your beeswax. 455 00:37:56,240 --> 00:38:00,159 If he's going to be my new Daddy, it actually is my beeswax, cos you... 456 00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:01,360 All right. 457 00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:09,519 I am not going to jump back into bed with you 458 00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:13,279 just cos you got a few quid. Thank God, no, of course not. 459 00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:19,159 You see, all I wished was to get your attention. 460 00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:20,600 And, er... 461 00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:26,679 Mm! What a delicious way to do it. 462 00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:29,040 I've said everything that needs saying. 463 00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:35,079 But The Tailor wasn't used to hearing the word no. 464 00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:36,959 You made yourself clear, yes. 465 00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:40,559 But you didn't give me a chance to...to respond. 466 00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:44,839 It is true that, er, I'm just a visitor here. 467 00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:48,199 But what if... What if I was not? 468 00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:51,199 Oh, bloody hell. We had sex once. 469 00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:54,000 Twice. One and a half. 470 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,759 Agreed. 471 00:38:57,760 --> 00:39:00,519 And you're going to move here? There's words for that. 472 00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:03,480 I said no such thing. Only that, er... 473 00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:07,839 ..I'm...I'm open to...to change, 474 00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:10,479 to possibility. 475 00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:13,159 I ask simply that you do the same. 476 00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:16,000 We're not just in different worlds, love. 477 00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:21,160 We're in two difference galaxies. Universes, even. 478 00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:27,040 If it's possible to have more than one universe, that is. 479 00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:39,360 You have my number. 480 00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:46,239 You seem awfully confident. 481 00:39:46,240 --> 00:39:49,080 I know how this ends. 482 00:40:08,240 --> 00:40:11,040 Oh, no, no, no. What's he doing here? What? 483 00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:16,959 Is that... Is that your son? I can't do this while he's here. 484 00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:19,480 I'll be putting a target right on his back. 485 00:40:20,720 --> 00:40:23,559 I hate to tell you this, Janet, but everyone we've ever loved 486 00:40:23,560 --> 00:40:25,439 is already in danger. 487 00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:39,959 We can't all go over. Well, just.. 488 00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:42,040 Just don't say anything, please. 489 00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:57,360 Dad, Mum wants to talk to you. 490 00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:08,919 W-W-What... What's going on? Where's the money? 491 00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:11,999 You, you gave that to me, we had a deal. 492 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:15,280 We know you went to the storage unit. How'd you find it? Did you follow me? 493 00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:19,119 I don't know what you're on about. You're literally on camera 494 00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:20,999 at 9:00 last night and then you walk away 495 00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:25,959 and half an hour later, the CCTV just conveniently stops. 496 00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:27,239 You paid him, didn't you? 497 00:41:27,240 --> 00:41:31,079 I'd think very carefully about what you say next, mate. 498 00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:33,880 Because I work for the man that that money belongs to. 499 00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:39,559 I got...suspicious 500 00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:44,399 when you gave me that money and-and, er, so... 501 00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:47,359 ..I went onto-onto-onto your, onto online banking and I, 502 00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:51,959 er, saw the payment for the storage unit. And I-I-I went and had a look 503 00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:53,560 and I saw all the... 504 00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:59,159 ..all the padlocks and, er, and the camera and I thought, "No, thanks." 505 00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:01,879 So what you're saying, it's just bad luck the CCTV just cuts out, 506 00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:03,479 is that it? Janet, please. 507 00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:06,519 I am not lying. 508 00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:08,559 Hi, Mum. 509 00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:14,119 Al, Alan! Mate, come, come here. What's that app, with the, erm... 510 00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:17,719 For the doorbell and the camera? The smart bell? 511 00:42:17,720 --> 00:42:19,399 Smart bell, yeah. 512 00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:22,319 Can, can, can you have a look, there? Can you check it for me? 513 00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:27,080 Can you show these lovely people what time I got back last night? 514 00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:32,199 What's this about? Just..bloody do it. 515 00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:34,360 Quickly, please, now. 516 00:42:37,080 --> 00:42:40,919 Ha-ha! 9:15! See? 517 00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:42,959 See? 518 00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:47,079 Did, did I go, did I go anywhere after? No. 519 00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:50,519 Right, you, you can, you can, you can go now. Not till you tell me 520 00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:53,840 what's going on. It's nowt to do with you, just piss off! 521 00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:59,319 Mum? But I'm not your mum, am I? She had the good sense to fuck off 522 00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:03,840 before I did, so just jog on, you're not wanted. Go! Please! 523 00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:20,000 If I find out you're lying, I will come back here and take you apart. 524 00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:24,960 Now go. 525 00:43:39,720 --> 00:43:41,360 Not your day, is it? 526 00:43:57,360 --> 00:43:59,519 Where are we going? 527 00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:01,519 Where do you think? 528 00:44:01,520 --> 00:44:03,560 You're taking us to The Tailor? 529 00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:14,079 Think, Samuel. Your life depends upon it. 530 00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:18,479 Think, Janet! Your life also depends upon it! 531 00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:20,719 Who took the money?! 532 00:44:20,720 --> 00:44:22,879 Come on. Come on. There must be someone. 533 00:44:22,880 --> 00:44:25,000 There must be someone who knows... 534 00:44:27,440 --> 00:44:30,399 Huh, er, the, the bloke, who, erm, the bloke, 535 00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:32,559 the bloke from the storage, the storage place. 536 00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:35,239 He weren't, he weren't there today. Right. Right, right, er, 537 00:44:35,240 --> 00:44:37,919 and he would've had access... Yeah. ..to those cameras so, erm... 538 00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:39,999 What was his... 539 00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:42,039 Ha...Harry...Henry... 540 00:44:42,040 --> 00:44:44,719 Harold! Harold's, Harold's life-hacks! Right. 541 00:44:44,720 --> 00:44:46,959 Yeah. He must... Look, look him up. 542 00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:50,759 He works at the storage facility. He sees all the comings and goings, 543 00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:55,959 like some all-seeing spider, and we are flies in his web. 544 00:44:55,960 --> 00:44:58,399 He saw what we put in that unit. 545 00:44:58,400 --> 00:45:00,839 Are you sure? 546 00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:04,839 We're grasping at straws because straws are all we have! 547 00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:08,639 Oh, erm, there's, er, there's, there's an address for, for, 548 00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:12,999 for fan-mail on his page. It's, it's 70 more... 74 Craigmin Road. 549 00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:15,559 74 Craigmin Road. 74. We have to go to 74... Please. 550 00:45:15,560 --> 00:45:19,519 ..Craigmin Road, cos that's where the man who stole the money lives. Do I look like I work for you? 551 00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:22,959 Sh... Shouldn't we at least try? 552 00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:26,159 I thought you said that your boss liked being given solutions not, 553 00:45:26,160 --> 00:45:28,080 not problems, right? 554 00:45:44,600 --> 00:45:45,840 Well, go on. 555 00:45:58,720 --> 00:46:01,359 I think you've taken something that doesn't belong to you. No. 556 00:46:01,360 --> 00:46:02,800 You need... No, no, no... 557 00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:09,999 Where's the money? 558 00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:13,799 It's under me bed. I ain't spent none of it. 559 00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:16,159 You two were always in and out, and you walked right past me 560 00:46:16,160 --> 00:46:18,559 like I was nothing, but I notice, see? 561 00:46:18,560 --> 00:46:23,039 I watch and I wait and I see. Mr Invisible over here. 562 00:46:27,600 --> 00:46:31,680 Why? Why? You didn't have to do that! 563 00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:35,919 We don't have to do anything. 564 00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:37,840 But we do it anyway, don't we? 565 00:46:39,320 --> 00:46:40,719 Right, I'm going to grab the cash 566 00:46:40,720 --> 00:46:43,120 and then we're going to get the fuck out of here. 567 00:46:48,160 --> 00:46:50,199 They'd found the money 568 00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:53,480 but a lone wolf was still trying to find them. 569 00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:11,160 Show yourself. 570 00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:47,360 Hello. Hi. Hiya. 571 00:47:49,720 --> 00:47:52,759 You must be The Tailor. 572 00:47:52,760 --> 00:47:55,040 We have... We have your money. 573 00:47:59,880 --> 00:48:02,319 My father was a tailor 574 00:48:02,320 --> 00:48:04,800 and his father before him. It's in my blood. 575 00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:12,239 I don't need to do it and, er, yet still I...I cannot help myself. 576 00:48:12,240 --> 00:48:16,480 One day a week, I find my steps drawn to the old shop. 577 00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:20,280 Tell me... 578 00:48:22,360 --> 00:48:25,919 ..what were the...the two of you 579 00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:29,039 before you decided to become thieves? 580 00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:31,959 Some of the money's gone. 581 00:48:31,960 --> 00:48:34,839 Half a million. But we can get it back for you. 582 00:48:34,840 --> 00:48:37,080 If you give us some time, we can... 583 00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:41,999 How much did you receive for your first transaction? 584 00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:43,440 Five million. 585 00:48:49,960 --> 00:48:52,119 I'm sorry. I should... I shouldn't laugh. 586 00:48:52,120 --> 00:48:55,399 I mean, well, things have been, er, 587 00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:58,040 strange since I arrived here. 588 00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:03,159 The product on that boat 589 00:49:03,160 --> 00:49:05,599 should fetch twice the amount you were paid. 590 00:49:05,600 --> 00:49:09,479 We...we didn't... Fuck. We didn't know that. 591 00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:13,679 We didn't think... No. No, you... 592 00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:16,599 you didn't think, huh? Hmm. 593 00:49:16,600 --> 00:49:20,480 You didn't think about any of this, huh? 594 00:49:24,120 --> 00:49:25,240 Wait. 595 00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:36,439 Oh, I thought I felt it buzz. 596 00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:38,399 You know that, er, 597 00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:43,200 sometimes you think a text has come and then, er... 598 00:49:44,960 --> 00:49:47,999 Well, perhaps...I'm wrong. 599 00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:51,399 Maybe she's right. Maybe, er... 600 00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:55,000 ..our worlds are too different. 601 00:49:56,880 --> 00:49:58,319 Anyway, kill them. 602 00:49:58,320 --> 00:50:01,799 No, no! Please, please! Please, I've got a son! 603 00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:03,119 I have! 604 00:50:03,120 --> 00:50:06,119 We'll fix this, I promise. We'll find a way to get you your money. 605 00:50:06,120 --> 00:50:09,719 Cinq million? Cinq million? You're a comic? 606 00:50:09,720 --> 00:50:12,799 No! No, no, no, no! The bloke who we sold the stuff to, 607 00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:15,559 we'll, I will get it back. We'll find... Please, just give us a... 608 00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:20,479 Oh! Stop begging, it's embarrassing for everyone. 609 00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:22,319 This is just business. 610 00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:23,639 No! A day, a day. 611 00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:27,919 Just give us a day. What... How, how could it hurt? 612 00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:32,440 Let us at least try. How could it hurt to just see what happens? 613 00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:41,279 Those are the words I used with Patricia. 614 00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:44,640 "Let us see where this goes," I asked her. 615 00:50:46,280 --> 00:50:49,679 I have never been so vulnerable, so naked, 616 00:50:49,680 --> 00:50:56,480 and still this taunts me with the loudest silence I have known, no? 617 00:51:03,720 --> 00:51:05,440 You are from here, yes? 618 00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:11,959 Yeah. You know how these women in the North think? 619 00:51:11,960 --> 00:51:15,160 Er, I... I, uh... There is a woman. 620 00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:21,320 Do... Do I give up? Do I continue? 621 00:51:23,160 --> 00:51:24,879 Do I keep pushing forward? 622 00:51:24,880 --> 00:51:27,559 I... It's... Tell, tell me about her. What happened? 623 00:51:27,560 --> 00:51:30,639 Cos, yeah, just like you said, I am, I am a northern woman, 624 00:51:30,640 --> 00:51:34,679 I...I know how we think. 625 00:51:34,680 --> 00:51:37,960 This is how foolish I have become. Fuck! 626 00:51:39,720 --> 00:51:42,999 Usually I would take my time. 627 00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:45,519 Prolong the moment, uh? 628 00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:48,239 But today is your luckiest one. 629 00:51:51,680 --> 00:51:53,440 Wait. 630 00:51:55,760 --> 00:51:59,359 She wants to meet me for a date. 631 00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:02,920 She says, er... What does this mean? 632 00:52:04,840 --> 00:52:06,719 "Let's give it a whirl." 633 00:52:06,720 --> 00:52:08,200 What? 634 00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:12,759 She wants to spin with me? No, it's just, it's, it's a phrase. 635 00:52:12,760 --> 00:52:14,679 It's an idiom. 636 00:52:14,680 --> 00:52:19,319 It's, erm, like, let's give it a go. Let's, let's give something a try. 637 00:52:23,960 --> 00:52:27,039 "Give it a whirl." Ha-ha! 638 00:52:27,040 --> 00:52:30,119 Oh, yes, Pat. Yes. 639 00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:34,319 Let's... Let's give it... Let's give it a whirl. 640 00:52:41,320 --> 00:52:42,360 Wow! 641 00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:46,440 What a fucking roller-coaster. 642 00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:53,439 It seems, er, I'll be here longer than planned. 643 00:52:53,440 --> 00:52:56,239 Go on. Take it. Have another day. 644 00:52:56,240 --> 00:52:59,000 24 hours. Guy will keep an eye on you. 645 00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:02,759 And know this - 646 00:53:02,760 --> 00:53:06,439 I'm rooting for you, hey? 647 00:53:06,440 --> 00:53:10,159 I hope you find the money, huh? 648 00:53:10,160 --> 00:53:13,119 We all get what it is that we want. 649 00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:14,359 Yeah? 650 00:53:14,360 --> 00:53:17,440 Really "give it a whirl," she says, uh? 651 00:53:18,600 --> 00:53:20,400 OK... Come on, let's go. 652 00:53:24,840 --> 00:53:26,000 Wait! 653 00:53:31,480 --> 00:53:33,240 There is one more thing. 654 00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:47,560 What do I say to her? 655 00:53:49,120 --> 00:53:51,119 How quickly things change. 656 00:53:51,120 --> 00:53:56,079 How life can be saved by one fortuitously timed text message. 657 00:54:03,400 --> 00:54:05,479 Life isn't always simple, though. 658 00:54:05,480 --> 00:54:09,879 Things aren't always black and white. 659 00:54:09,929 --> 00:54:14,479 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 51914

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