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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:06,534 --> 00:01:09,803 [ Man ] Nothing's original under the sun, you know? 4 00:01:09,837 --> 00:01:12,540 Everything goes back to something. 5 00:01:42,303 --> 00:01:44,805 Yes, my name's Mark Lanois. 6 00:01:44,838 --> 00:01:51,212 My recently deceased sister left your archives a page from the book of hours... 7 00:01:51,245 --> 00:01:55,716 that they purchased from Christie's back in 1982. 8 00:01:55,749 --> 00:02:02,290 I wanted to know if I could, uh, uh, bring it by to you this afternoon. 9 00:02:02,323 --> 00:02:03,824 [ Man On Phone, Indistinct ] 10 00:02:03,857 --> 00:02:08,529 Okay. It depicts the crucifixion. It's circa 1540, 11 00:02:08,562 --> 00:02:13,601 and I'd like to tell you a little bit about Emily and her husband. 12 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:18,239 And, uh, you know, they worked for World Bank in Europe and everything. 13 00:02:18,272 --> 00:02:20,641 Well, good. Then we'll look forward to seeing you, uh-- 14 00:02:20,674 --> 00:02:22,676 When? When might you like to come by? 15 00:02:22,710 --> 00:02:25,213 Uh, I th-- Uh, let me see. 16 00:02:25,246 --> 00:02:28,282 I-I-I guess we could probably get there a little-- 17 00:02:28,316 --> 00:02:30,451 Probably-Probably early this afternoon. 18 00:02:36,457 --> 00:02:38,426 I think I have everything. 19 00:02:39,593 --> 00:02:41,395 I'll only-- 20 00:02:41,429 --> 00:02:46,434 I'll only hit the stuff just before I face... 21 00:02:46,467 --> 00:02:49,837 whatever it is at the place, okay? 22 00:02:49,870 --> 00:02:51,739 Not when I'm driving. 23 00:03:18,932 --> 00:03:21,469 [ OnStar Voice, Indistinct ] 24 00:03:22,503 --> 00:03:24,505 Connecting to OnStar. 25 00:03:26,006 --> 00:03:29,943 Your approximate travel time is two hours, seven minutes. 26 00:03:29,977 --> 00:03:31,945 Start out going south-- 27 00:03:49,863 --> 00:03:51,965 Oh, yeah, here-- 28 00:03:51,999 --> 00:03:53,934 Lester Sullivan. 29 00:03:59,540 --> 00:04:02,610 [ Beeping ] 30 00:04:02,643 --> 00:04:04,812 [ Woman Speaking French ] 31 00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:10,851 Uh-- Yes, sir. 32 00:04:10,884 --> 00:04:13,387 I'm Lester Sullivan. This is Irwin Lakov. 33 00:04:13,421 --> 00:04:14,955 How you doing? 34 00:04:14,988 --> 00:04:17,291 [ Coughs ] All right. Look, I'm writing-- 35 00:04:17,325 --> 00:04:19,427 Excuse me. a little biography of-- 36 00:04:19,460 --> 00:04:21,795 Oh, thank you. of Mother. 37 00:04:21,829 --> 00:04:24,732 [ Coughs ] Excuse me. I mean, of my sister. 38 00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:26,734 Oh, this was your sister? Yes. 39 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:29,069 Oh, my. Well. 40 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:33,707 Oh, and now look. I'm going to bring the, uh-- the catalog to you. 41 00:04:33,741 --> 00:04:36,009 That's the auction and everything, all right? 42 00:04:36,043 --> 00:04:38,045 Oh, isn't that nice? 43 00:04:38,078 --> 00:04:41,849 I-I believe it'll-it'll-it'll look well and-- 44 00:04:41,882 --> 00:04:44,318 Oh, you know it. Is that a form-- 45 00:04:44,352 --> 00:04:46,520 an early form of color printing of some sort? 46 00:04:46,554 --> 00:04:48,389 Well, it's all hand done and colored. 47 00:04:48,422 --> 00:04:50,991 No. It's hand done, but it's not as good as the earlier ones. 48 00:04:51,024 --> 00:04:53,661 It's still insured with Huntington Block. 49 00:04:53,694 --> 00:04:56,630 Now I'm writing a little biography of Emily. 50 00:04:56,664 --> 00:04:58,866 Of the lady who left this to us? 51 00:04:58,899 --> 00:05:01,902 Yes. My sister, Emily. 52 00:05:01,935 --> 00:05:05,038 That would be the sister. I made her up. 53 00:05:05,072 --> 00:05:07,741 But I-I said that was my sister. 54 00:05:07,775 --> 00:05:09,977 And I actually did that. 55 00:05:10,010 --> 00:05:12,680 [ Man ] And why'd you make her up? 56 00:05:12,713 --> 00:05:16,917 Oh, well, I was in the habit of-- of saying I had a sister... 57 00:05:16,950 --> 00:05:20,053 so that I could... 58 00:05:20,087 --> 00:05:25,092 throw awkward questions and problems in their lap. 59 00:05:25,125 --> 00:05:27,395 You've got my phone number and everything. 60 00:05:27,428 --> 00:05:28,862 [ Lester ] No, sir. You gave me no data. 61 00:05:28,896 --> 00:05:31,532 Oh. I thought it might have shown up. 62 00:05:31,565 --> 00:05:34,435 Oh, well. Do you have a card or-- 63 00:05:34,468 --> 00:05:37,605 Uh, I'm pretty much out of them. 64 00:05:37,638 --> 00:05:40,941 And I'd like you to show me about where would it be... 65 00:05:40,974 --> 00:05:43,143 where you would think of putting it. 66 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:45,546 Well, there would not be a permanent display. I've got others. 67 00:05:45,579 --> 00:05:47,648 No, not permanent, but whenever you-- 68 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:50,050 You see these cases we've just vacated here? 69 00:05:50,083 --> 00:05:54,922 We have an exhibit very much relating to our religious history here. 70 00:05:54,955 --> 00:05:58,158 She certainly knew what she was doing. Hmm. 71 00:05:58,191 --> 00:06:01,462 [ Lester ] Well, I'm glad you're helping to realize her wish. 72 00:06:33,561 --> 00:06:37,030 I've been following Landis for going on four years now. 73 00:06:37,064 --> 00:06:39,933 I've got old-- older copies of my dossier in here. 74 00:06:43,471 --> 00:06:47,140 What's so strange about Landis is that he's not in it for the money. 75 00:06:47,174 --> 00:06:49,810 He likes to dupe museum professionals. 76 00:06:49,843 --> 00:06:52,913 He likes to see the stuff on display. 77 00:06:52,946 --> 00:06:55,716 I met him in 2008. 78 00:06:55,749 --> 00:07:00,087 I was registrar at the Oklahoma City Museum of Art. 79 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:02,055 He showed up as Mark Landis, 80 00:07:02,089 --> 00:07:05,693 and he started pulling all these works out. 81 00:07:05,726 --> 00:07:08,829 This was the first piece that I looked up online... 82 00:07:08,862 --> 00:07:11,131 'cause we were getting ready to take this watercolor by Signac... 83 00:07:11,164 --> 00:07:12,866 and make it part of the collection. 84 00:07:12,900 --> 00:07:15,736 Well, as anybody should, I did my due diligence, 85 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:18,639 looked this up online, and it showed up in a press release... 86 00:07:18,672 --> 00:07:21,208 at the Savannah College of Art and Design. 87 00:07:21,241 --> 00:07:25,045 Artists, they'll do the same subject matter over and over again, like Monet. 88 00:07:25,078 --> 00:07:27,748 Or he'll do-- You know, he would do these buildings, 89 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:31,218 but he'd do it at different times of day so you'd see the subtle differences. 90 00:07:31,251 --> 00:07:36,590 But it wasn't until that I went on to this oil-on-panel by Stanislas Lépine... 91 00:07:36,624 --> 00:07:39,026 I looked this one up, and it showed up in a press release... 92 00:07:39,059 --> 00:07:41,128 at the St. Louis University Museum of Art. 93 00:07:41,161 --> 00:07:43,664 And then I found the same one at three more museums. 94 00:07:43,697 --> 00:07:45,699 I mean, these are no small potatoes. 95 00:07:45,733 --> 00:07:49,537 This Alfred Jacob Miller piece-- this is in six or seven museums. 96 00:07:51,705 --> 00:07:55,509 But they look-- They just look so good and so real. 97 00:07:55,543 --> 00:07:58,646 You know, the guy is a skilled artist. 98 00:07:58,679 --> 00:08:03,016 I just became obsessed with it, just like he is obsessed with making these paintings. 99 00:08:03,050 --> 00:08:06,219 And, um, I was just out to-- 100 00:08:06,253 --> 00:08:09,557 He messed with the wrong registrar is what he did. 101 00:08:21,234 --> 00:08:23,737 Hi, Mr. Mark. Hi, hi. 102 00:08:23,771 --> 00:08:26,807 How are you doing? You'll sign here for me? Yes, yes, yes. 103 00:08:31,912 --> 00:08:33,714 [ Woman ] Mark? 104 00:08:37,217 --> 00:08:40,120 Hi. Nice to see you again. Nice to see you too. 105 00:08:46,794 --> 00:08:48,762 [ Air Hissing ] 106 00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:57,337 Tell me about your mood? What's it like? 107 00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:58,906 Been all right. 108 00:09:00,207 --> 00:09:02,710 - Any suicidal thoughts? - No. 109 00:09:02,743 --> 00:09:04,912 What about wanting to hurt anyone else? No. 110 00:09:04,945 --> 00:09:07,047 Okay. Are you hearing any voices or seeing things? 111 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:09,717 No. Okay. 112 00:09:11,351 --> 00:09:13,253 What do you do for fun every day? 113 00:09:30,838 --> 00:09:34,307 Well, I've done an awful lot of three girls having a-- 114 00:09:36,209 --> 00:09:38,779 Three-- Of the three girls... 115 00:09:38,812 --> 00:09:40,781 sitting on the grass reading. 116 00:09:40,814 --> 00:09:43,851 I've done a lot of those. 117 00:09:43,884 --> 00:09:45,919 This one's really tedious. 118 00:09:45,953 --> 00:09:48,121 You get better with practice. 119 00:09:48,155 --> 00:09:52,159 But that's how the-- The back's easy if you just pour coffee on it. 120 00:09:56,229 --> 00:09:58,298 [ Sighs ] 121 00:09:58,331 --> 00:10:00,300 Oh. 122 00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:02,636 Here's another one. 123 00:10:02,670 --> 00:10:06,707 Put it in one of those Walmart frames, looks like a million doll-- 124 00:10:06,740 --> 00:10:08,275 It does look like a million dollars, 125 00:10:08,308 --> 00:10:11,011 'cause actually that's worth about a million-- 126 00:10:11,044 --> 00:10:14,047 Well, maybe not quite that much, but close. 127 00:10:14,081 --> 00:10:18,118 And these frames are so cheap, and all you have to do... 128 00:10:18,151 --> 00:10:22,155 is just go over 'em some with arts and crafts stuff and they look really good. 129 00:10:22,189 --> 00:10:24,892 Don't you think that looks good? 130 00:10:24,925 --> 00:10:29,863 The Sotheby's label would have said "Black chalk, brown"-- 131 00:10:29,897 --> 00:10:33,967 You know how those thing-- "Black chalk, brown wash, red chalk." 132 00:10:34,001 --> 00:10:37,838 I just use color pencils, you know, 'cause they can't tell. 133 00:10:47,848 --> 00:10:52,720 I just like to copy things 'cause it's what's-- 134 00:10:52,753 --> 00:10:59,192 It's reassuring, and I remember it from when I was growing up. 135 00:10:59,226 --> 00:11:02,996 You know, I would do it at night to occupy myself. 136 00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:10,003 You can see the veins under the skin. 137 00:11:10,037 --> 00:11:11,972 That's so beautiful. 138 00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:24,217 I have this sort of gimmick for being able to remember something... 139 00:11:24,251 --> 00:11:27,320 just long enough to get it onto paper. 140 00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:31,725 It's something they were very interested in at the Menninger Foundation. 141 00:11:34,427 --> 00:11:39,767 I was there for more than a year when I was 18. 142 00:11:42,903 --> 00:11:45,405 I insisted on leaving. 143 00:11:45,438 --> 00:11:50,243 See, people that follow the advice of those places, 144 00:11:50,277 --> 00:11:53,213 they're mental patients all their lives. 145 00:11:53,246 --> 00:11:57,417 You know, they'll be old someday, and what can they say? 146 00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:15,002 I've been through a lot lately. I have these bad dreams. 147 00:12:15,035 --> 00:12:17,070 It's like Mother's there. 148 00:12:19,439 --> 00:12:22,810 And then I wake up and I realize she's not, 149 00:12:22,843 --> 00:12:24,912 and my heart's banging real bad. 150 00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:44,131 See, this grass and stuff is-is nothing. 151 00:12:44,164 --> 00:12:46,834 See, it's practically done just like-- 152 00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:52,906 Well, you know, they told Mother at the Menninger Foundation, 153 00:12:52,940 --> 00:12:56,243 they said I was a bright little boy. 154 00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:59,412 They said, "He's a bright little boy." 155 00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:02,049 They said that to Mother. 156 00:13:02,082 --> 00:13:03,483 [ Sighs ] 157 00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:10,457 But they said I was inclined to be mischievous-- [ Laughs ] 158 00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:13,193 from time to time. 159 00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:23,170 [ Leininger ] Museums-- they don't like to be duped. 160 00:13:23,203 --> 00:13:26,506 They don't like to get forgeries or fakes into their collections. 161 00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:31,044 Oklahoma City actually put one of 'em on display because we thought that it was real. 162 00:13:31,078 --> 00:13:33,346 We had received a watercolor by Louis Valtat. 163 00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:36,884 Yeah, I mean, when we found out... 164 00:13:36,917 --> 00:13:39,619 that we had had this thing on display for five months, 165 00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:42,155 we immediately went into the gallery and took it off the wall. 166 00:13:42,189 --> 00:13:45,558 And then that's when I started letting people know. 167 00:13:45,592 --> 00:13:48,061 Sent a message out to the Registrars listserv, 168 00:13:48,095 --> 00:13:51,598 and within the first hour, my phone was ringing off the hook, 169 00:13:51,631 --> 00:13:54,001 and my e-mail box was getting full. 170 00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:57,871 And I think within the first hour, I had talked to, like, 20 institutions. 171 00:13:57,905 --> 00:14:00,941 'Cause I'd say to 'em, I'd say, "Well, what do you have?" and they would tell me. 172 00:14:00,974 --> 00:14:04,144 I said, "Well, this museum has that, and this museum has that," 173 00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:06,313 and they didn't believe me. 174 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:08,615 It took me three times talking with the director... 175 00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:12,185 at the University of Kentucky Museum of Art before I could convince her... 176 00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:15,155 that the pieces that they had received were forgeries. 177 00:14:42,115 --> 00:14:44,184 He's been doing it over 30 years, 178 00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:47,921 and I've found 46 museums in 20 states... 179 00:14:50,290 --> 00:14:53,961 with more than a hundred pieces that he's offered up to these institutions. 180 00:14:55,728 --> 00:15:00,233 Well, I just remember the time that I spent with Landis personally. 181 00:15:00,267 --> 00:15:03,270 Here's this great collector that has a lot of money, 182 00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:06,139 and, you know, the director wanted me to take him into storage, 183 00:15:06,173 --> 00:15:08,275 wanted me to take him through the museum. 184 00:15:08,308 --> 00:15:11,478 Um, so he per-- He wasted a lot of my time. 185 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:16,083 But I just keep building my case... 186 00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:19,119 because I don't think that he's gonna stop. 187 00:15:23,190 --> 00:15:26,593 [ Man ] He brought with him two briefcases-- satchels, really. 188 00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:29,529 In one of the satchels, he had the small Koran... 189 00:15:29,562 --> 00:15:32,665 that he had sent us an image of and the auction record. 190 00:15:32,699 --> 00:15:37,070 Uh, the hammer price was somewhere close to a hundred thousand dollars, 191 00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:41,074 sold anonymously, and he represented that that's what his mother had purchased. 192 00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:44,711 There was some generational welfare. 193 00:15:44,744 --> 00:15:47,514 I don't think he used that term, but he certainly implied... 194 00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:50,350 that there was a great deal of money-- and old money-- there. 195 00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:53,020 His mother had a home in Paris. 196 00:15:53,053 --> 00:15:57,057 And I think-- believe his sister-- Emily was her name-- 197 00:15:57,090 --> 00:16:00,527 was in Paris at that moment, uh, settling her estate. 198 00:16:02,429 --> 00:16:06,033 One of the things that he brought up very quickly... 199 00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:08,635 was that there were more paintings... 200 00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:11,404 and possible endowments from the family's estate. 201 00:16:13,106 --> 00:16:15,575 He knew right where to hit us. 202 00:16:15,608 --> 00:16:18,111 Our soft spot-- art and money. 203 00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:25,385 He was very interested in the museum. 204 00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:27,787 He was knowledgeable about the museum. 205 00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:32,425 He was, um, you know, friendly, if a little-- 206 00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:34,561 a little odd, but we-- 207 00:16:34,594 --> 00:16:37,230 You know, we're southern. We're used to eccentrics. 208 00:16:37,264 --> 00:16:42,135 This is the piece. It's a nice pastel. 209 00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:44,704 I should've looked at it more closely, 210 00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:47,340 but I'm not the only curator he duped. 211 00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:55,082 [ Woman ] I have felt totally embarrassed. 212 00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:59,186 We can't show that as an authentic Charles Schulz. 213 00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:03,523 It-It makes us, uh, fake. 214 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:10,797 Well, I actually found out about Mark Landis, uh, 215 00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:12,399 a little over a year ago. 216 00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:18,605 It was rather intriguing. 217 00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:22,109 There's kind of a performance art quality to the act. 218 00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:32,485 It made me very curious to understand more what his motivation is. 219 00:17:32,519 --> 00:17:38,825 Or, uh-- or how-- how well he understands what the implications are. 220 00:17:42,129 --> 00:17:44,664 [ Line Ringing ] 221 00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:52,172 [ Phone Beeps ] [ Landis ] Hello? 222 00:17:52,205 --> 00:17:55,242 Hi. Good day, Mr. Landis. How are you? 223 00:17:55,275 --> 00:17:58,811 - Pretty good. - I certainly appreciate you taking my call. 224 00:17:58,845 --> 00:18:02,449 Anyway, I got your e-mail. 225 00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:06,219 As you might imagine, I have a number of questions that I'd like to ask you. 226 00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:07,854 Oh, sure, sure. 227 00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:11,258 Well, I'd like to ask you some questions about, uh-- 228 00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:16,163 about what makes you, uh, compelled to do this. 229 00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:19,732 It's-It's a long story. It's hard to, you know-- 230 00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:22,502 And I know, you know-- I know we both-- 231 00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:24,371 I mean, well-- [ Clicks Tongue ] You know. 232 00:18:24,404 --> 00:18:26,706 It's a long story. 233 00:18:28,575 --> 00:18:33,313 This is-- This is Mother's-- Mother and Dad's wedding album. 234 00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:39,486 Okay. That's Mother. That's the table that's there. 235 00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:42,289 There's Mother and Dad. 236 00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:44,724 There's Mother and Dad again. 237 00:18:47,894 --> 00:18:53,666 See, they're cutting the cake with-with Dad's sword, which is there. 238 00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:56,336 See? Isn't Mother beautiful? 239 00:18:58,571 --> 00:19:00,907 And they had a cocker spaniel too. 240 00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:03,543 Just like in Lady and the Tramp. 241 00:19:03,576 --> 00:19:06,479 And then they had me 'cause Buster died. 242 00:19:23,263 --> 00:19:27,334 Dad was a naval officer. We traveled all the time. 243 00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:29,702 And Mother and Dad of course were young, 244 00:19:29,736 --> 00:19:32,539 and they liked to travel around Europe and see things... 245 00:19:32,572 --> 00:19:36,276 even when it wasn't on business. 246 00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:38,945 And of course they took me with them, you know. 247 00:19:40,647 --> 00:19:43,250 Dad would take me around to the museums. 248 00:19:44,951 --> 00:19:47,787 We'd come back with catalogs, 249 00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:50,823 and Mother and Dad would go out at night, you know. 250 00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:53,493 They were young, and I would be in the hotel. 251 00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:56,296 There wasn't a TV. I would copy pictures. 252 00:19:56,329 --> 00:19:59,899 Occasionally, there was a babysitter, but they aren't that easy. 253 00:19:59,932 --> 00:20:04,704 But, you know, the hotel would periodically send someone up to look in on me. 254 00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:06,439 You know. I-I think. 255 00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:19,386 [ Woman ] What do you call it? 256 00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:21,888 [ Landis ] Uh, I-I couldn't think of anything else, 257 00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:24,424 so-so I just called it a memory trick. 258 00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:33,933 The earliest I remember doing anything like it... 259 00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:38,004 would have been when I was about eight or something... 260 00:20:38,037 --> 00:20:41,741 in a hotel room copying pictures out of catalogs. 261 00:20:45,878 --> 00:20:49,882 And you would put the piece of paper up close to the picture you were copying, 262 00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:52,385 and then the closer I got, 263 00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:56,656 I guess somehow I just ended up putting the piece of paper over the-- 264 00:20:56,689 --> 00:20:59,892 And even though I couldn't see through the piece of paper, 265 00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:04,631 I could flip it back and forth enough to get a likeness. 266 00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:20,547 The memory trick's sort of like a magic trick... 267 00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:24,551 or an illusion trick, or whatever you have-- a conjurer's trick. 268 00:21:24,584 --> 00:21:26,986 You know? It's the same kind of thing. 269 00:21:27,019 --> 00:21:29,689 And so you enjoy-- You get-- 270 00:21:29,722 --> 00:21:32,859 You get a little bit-- a little boost, you know. 271 00:21:52,745 --> 00:21:54,714 [ Cowan ] And did you want to be an artist? 272 00:21:54,747 --> 00:21:58,385 [ Landis ] You know how it is when you're that age. 273 00:21:58,418 --> 00:22:02,321 You see something on TV, you wanna be this, and then you wanna be that. 274 00:22:03,590 --> 00:22:05,525 I saw A Dog of Flanders. 275 00:22:05,558 --> 00:22:06,993 I'll take this one. 276 00:22:28,114 --> 00:22:33,986 Mother and Dad bought me a TV for my birthday in '69. 277 00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:37,824 When I was young, I thought I'd won the lottery... 278 00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:41,060 if I could just get decent TV reception. 279 00:22:43,563 --> 00:22:46,132 But you use your imagination, you know? 280 00:22:46,165 --> 00:22:51,571 'Cause lots of times the reception was so bad I just had to guess. 281 00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:59,178 [ Control Voice ] There is nothing wrong with your television set. 282 00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:02,014 We are controlling transmission. 283 00:23:02,048 --> 00:23:06,152 [ Landis ] Those who have nothing to hide have nothing to fear... 284 00:23:06,185 --> 00:23:09,188 from ze Gestapo. 285 00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:11,691 And stuff like that. You know what I mean. 286 00:23:13,192 --> 00:23:16,062 Get a little-- a little clouds here. 287 00:23:16,095 --> 00:23:18,665 Some happy little clouds. 288 00:23:27,474 --> 00:23:31,478 [ Woman On TV ] Your majesty, may I present the infamous Simon Templar? 289 00:23:31,511 --> 00:23:34,113 [ Landis ] I live by the code of The Saint. 290 00:23:34,146 --> 00:23:36,949 Dad and I both lived by it. You don't remember The Saint? 291 00:23:36,983 --> 00:23:38,885 Oh, it was a great show. 292 00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:41,187 The Saint was such a hero. 293 00:23:41,220 --> 00:23:45,725 No matter how bad a girl was, he'd always let her get away. 294 00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:47,760 He never shot a girl. 295 00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:56,936 My favorite musical is How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying. 296 00:24:00,239 --> 00:24:07,213 Remember when Vince said, "By George, ethical behavior always pays off"? 297 00:24:07,246 --> 00:24:11,918 But he was just making a joke because ethical behavior doesn't pay off. 298 00:24:13,553 --> 00:24:15,922 That's why Dad never got on... 299 00:24:15,955 --> 00:24:18,224 'cause he was too much of a gentleman. 300 00:24:28,768 --> 00:24:31,871 He was nothing like me. 301 00:24:31,904 --> 00:24:35,975 I would have been an immense disappointment to him. 302 00:24:36,008 --> 00:24:38,778 Speaking of your father, uh, 303 00:24:38,811 --> 00:24:41,514 your father was an officer and a gentleman, 304 00:24:41,548 --> 00:24:43,182 That's true. and he knew nothing of intrigue or deceit. 305 00:24:43,215 --> 00:24:47,787 And that's why people like Dad couldn't be a businessman. 306 00:24:47,820 --> 00:24:52,024 After all, you know, Saint Peter lied, you know? 307 00:24:52,058 --> 00:24:56,195 Where would the church be if Saint Peter didn't lie? 308 00:24:56,228 --> 00:24:58,898 You have to let your conscience be your guide. 309 00:24:58,931 --> 00:25:03,636 If something seems... really bad, 310 00:25:03,670 --> 00:25:06,706 or something-- if something seems wrong, you know-- 311 00:25:08,941 --> 00:25:11,711 Do you have any idea why at this point you haven't been prosecuted? 312 00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:17,116 'Cause I-I didn't do anything wrong or illegal. 313 00:25:20,019 --> 00:25:23,823 He's uncovered an international case of deception... 314 00:25:23,856 --> 00:25:28,227 that has ended with dozens of museums saddled with bogus works of art. 315 00:25:28,260 --> 00:25:31,998 What I did was looked up this piece online. 316 00:25:32,031 --> 00:25:35,835 I found the same one at the Savannah College of Art and Design. 317 00:25:35,868 --> 00:25:38,971 [ Woman ] The piece was one of five donated to the Oklahoma City museum... 318 00:25:39,005 --> 00:25:42,909 where Matt Leininger worked in 2008, donated by this man, 319 00:25:42,942 --> 00:25:46,245 Mark Landis, in memory of his mother. 320 00:25:46,278 --> 00:25:51,884 He also found the aliases-- Stephen Gardner and Father Scott. 321 00:25:51,918 --> 00:25:54,687 Landis likely knows by now... 322 00:25:54,721 --> 00:25:58,057 Cincinnati's Director of Museum Services has his number. 323 00:25:58,090 --> 00:26:00,059 Good stuff. 324 00:26:00,092 --> 00:26:01,994 Come here, bub. 325 00:26:06,666 --> 00:26:08,935 Who's that guy? Mark Landis? 326 00:26:08,968 --> 00:26:10,803 Who? Mark Landis. 327 00:26:10,837 --> 00:26:13,272 Yeah, that's Mark Landis. 328 00:26:13,305 --> 00:26:15,908 Hi. It's nice to see you again. 329 00:26:15,942 --> 00:26:17,877 How are you doing? 330 00:26:19,078 --> 00:26:20,780 All right. Thanks. 331 00:26:20,813 --> 00:26:22,949 Your medication-- you're on Geodon. 332 00:26:22,982 --> 00:26:26,018 You've been taking that? I have. Got a few left. 333 00:26:26,052 --> 00:26:29,922 Got a few left. You keep taking it just like you're supposed to, okay? 334 00:26:29,956 --> 00:26:34,961 Any depressive symptoms? Have you been upset more... lately about anything? 335 00:26:34,994 --> 00:26:36,796 [ Quiet Whimper ] 336 00:26:38,831 --> 00:26:40,900 [ Whimpers ] Anything on your mind? 337 00:26:40,933 --> 00:26:44,070 Well, I'm getting-- I'm getting, you know. 338 00:26:44,103 --> 00:26:48,374 I guess as time goes by, I'll get over what happened to Mother. 339 00:26:48,407 --> 00:26:50,176 Okay. Yeah. 340 00:26:50,209 --> 00:26:53,312 Yeah, I know for a lot of years, you were taking care of her, right? 341 00:26:55,447 --> 00:26:59,719 [ Landis ] I moved in with her after the hurricane. 342 00:27:02,722 --> 00:27:05,424 And see, since Mother's been gone, 343 00:27:05,457 --> 00:27:08,627 it would be... two years? 344 00:27:10,162 --> 00:27:13,399 Took me a long time to get over it. 345 00:27:13,432 --> 00:27:15,835 But I had to answer, 'cause they kept banging-- 346 00:27:15,868 --> 00:27:18,805 Everybody kept banging on the door, you know. 347 00:27:18,838 --> 00:27:23,843 And I was too upset still to type an obituary and stuff like that, you know. 348 00:27:30,382 --> 00:27:35,421 Had to pull myself together for her funeral. [ Mumbles, Indistinct ] 349 00:28:24,203 --> 00:28:26,505 [ Landis ] In Sunday school they always tell everybody... 350 00:28:26,538 --> 00:28:29,776 to make use of your gifts, you know? 351 00:28:29,809 --> 00:28:32,344 And copying pictures is my gift. 352 00:28:41,387 --> 00:28:44,290 I decided to be a philanthropist. 353 00:28:46,558 --> 00:28:51,463 It happened as an impulse back in '85, I think. 354 00:28:54,466 --> 00:29:01,040 I wanted to impress Mother that I'd done something for Father's memory. 355 00:29:01,073 --> 00:29:04,110 I-I thought it would please Mother. 356 00:29:04,143 --> 00:29:07,379 Do you think she had any suspicions of what you were doing? 357 00:29:07,413 --> 00:29:11,250 Oh, yeah. The mother always knew when I was up to mischief. 358 00:29:11,283 --> 00:29:13,385 You know how mothers are. 359 00:29:13,419 --> 00:29:15,888 So she knew why you were traveling? 360 00:29:15,922 --> 00:29:17,523 She'd have known. 361 00:29:17,556 --> 00:29:19,258 Huh. 362 00:29:19,291 --> 00:29:21,961 But she was proud of me. And then later on... 363 00:29:21,994 --> 00:29:26,432 I could tell she was sort of proud, but-- 364 00:29:26,465 --> 00:29:29,301 Well, but that's-- Let's not say that. 365 00:29:29,335 --> 00:29:32,304 I mean, she didn't mind. Let's put it like that. 366 00:30:36,903 --> 00:30:42,341 [ Landis ] Uh, I had the inspiration to be a priest about a year ago. 367 00:30:42,374 --> 00:30:45,644 Seems longer, so much has happened. 368 00:30:45,677 --> 00:30:49,949 I went on philanthropic binges... 369 00:30:49,982 --> 00:30:52,551 in Mother's car... 370 00:30:52,584 --> 00:30:55,955 in states-- the southern states-- 371 00:30:55,988 --> 00:30:58,657 and Florida, and a bit in Texas. 372 00:30:58,690 --> 00:30:59,992 And I took some bus trips. 373 00:31:03,062 --> 00:31:07,199 That's the joke that they have in aristocratic families from England. 374 00:31:07,233 --> 00:31:10,369 They always say oldest son goes to the navy, 375 00:31:10,402 --> 00:31:14,506 next one goes to the army, next one for a profession, 376 00:31:14,540 --> 00:31:16,642 and we always give the fool to the church. 377 00:31:16,675 --> 00:31:18,377 [ Laughs ] 378 00:31:23,682 --> 00:31:26,385 See, the church could use some talent. 379 00:31:27,586 --> 00:31:29,555 They could use a guy like me, you know? 380 00:31:29,588 --> 00:31:31,323 I'd be a good priest. 381 00:31:37,296 --> 00:31:41,133 Gee, I can't go to one of those places for six years. 382 00:31:41,167 --> 00:31:44,470 And they're hard too, you know? They're crazy. 383 00:31:44,503 --> 00:31:48,107 You can learn everything you need to know to be a good priest... 384 00:31:48,140 --> 00:31:53,645 from the Father Brown DVD series with Kenneth More just like that. 385 00:31:53,679 --> 00:31:56,682 See, over time-- that's exactly their thinking, you know? 386 00:31:56,715 --> 00:32:00,352 [ OnStar ] 2601 Gentilly Boulevard... 387 00:32:00,386 --> 00:32:02,955 is three-quarters of a mile away. 388 00:32:05,557 --> 00:32:07,159 [ Gulls Squawking ] 389 00:32:19,638 --> 00:32:22,408 [ Woman ] Well, I've heard that some museums are... 390 00:32:22,441 --> 00:32:26,345 quite distressed and maybe upset... 391 00:32:26,378 --> 00:32:29,515 that he has donated paintings... 392 00:32:29,548 --> 00:32:31,383 and they were not original works. 393 00:32:32,618 --> 00:32:36,255 I don't have evidence. I've just heard. 394 00:32:36,288 --> 00:32:38,424 I occasionally have empathy. Um-- 395 00:32:40,092 --> 00:32:41,994 I used to have empathy. I don't anymore. 396 00:32:42,028 --> 00:32:44,330 I do believe he knows what he was doing was wrong. 397 00:32:44,363 --> 00:32:47,433 I'm not a person who wants vengeance. 398 00:32:47,466 --> 00:32:49,335 I just want him to stop. 399 00:32:49,368 --> 00:32:51,137 The schematics-- 400 00:32:51,170 --> 00:32:55,107 It is a serious crime, and we can't tolerate that. 401 00:32:55,141 --> 00:33:00,579 No matter what issues or challenges you may have, that's still no excuse. 402 00:33:00,612 --> 00:33:05,151 And, um, you either need to be hospitalized or you need to be in jail. 403 00:33:08,187 --> 00:33:10,056 Thanks, Father. Bless you. 404 00:33:13,192 --> 00:33:15,127 Yeah, I first heard about Mark Landis... 405 00:33:15,161 --> 00:33:18,530 back around 2005 or 2006 when I had gotten a call-- 406 00:33:18,564 --> 00:33:20,666 I was still working at the F.B.I. I was still an agent. 407 00:33:20,699 --> 00:33:22,734 I got a call from Matt Leininger. 408 00:33:22,768 --> 00:33:26,738 And he was the one who told me about this situation with this individual... 409 00:33:26,772 --> 00:33:30,176 who was doing, uh, forgeries, fake pieces of art, 410 00:33:30,209 --> 00:33:32,611 and giving them to museums around the country. 411 00:33:32,644 --> 00:33:35,081 The art world's a very strange place, you know? 412 00:33:35,114 --> 00:33:36,815 A lot of things happen in the art world. 413 00:33:36,848 --> 00:33:40,186 In this particular case, I think that the forgeries, 414 00:33:40,219 --> 00:33:42,254 the-the gifts of the forgeries... 415 00:33:42,288 --> 00:33:45,724 were basically an ego satisfaction... 416 00:33:45,757 --> 00:33:48,227 for the painter, Mr. Landis. 417 00:33:48,260 --> 00:33:52,231 Matt Leininger has been the only person that has pursued this from the beginning. 418 00:33:52,264 --> 00:33:56,268 Uh, he's stayed on top of it. He's done a great job of-of-- 419 00:33:56,302 --> 00:33:59,238 of, uh, pursuing it almost to the point of obsession. 420 00:34:06,345 --> 00:34:08,314 There we go. [ Types ] 421 00:34:08,347 --> 00:34:10,082 [ Beeps ] [ Sighs ] 422 00:34:10,116 --> 00:34:12,318 Hey, Jonah. It's Matt Leininger in Cincinnati. 423 00:34:12,351 --> 00:34:16,422 I wanted to talk to you and give you an update on, um, Landis... 424 00:34:16,455 --> 00:34:19,625 and bring you up to speed just because I know you would have an interest, and, uh, 425 00:34:19,658 --> 00:34:26,398 maybe there's be something that you could, uh, write at your new position, um, 426 00:34:26,432 --> 00:34:30,836 for a local publication so we can just keep spreading the word about Landis. 427 00:34:30,869 --> 00:34:32,538 [ Dog Whines ] 428 00:34:34,240 --> 00:34:36,208 Why don't you go upstairs? 429 00:34:37,243 --> 00:34:38,610 [ Phone Rings ] 430 00:34:40,379 --> 00:34:41,647 Hello? 431 00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:43,349 Hey, Matt, it's Jonah. 432 00:34:43,382 --> 00:34:45,151 Hey, Jonah. How are you doing, man? 433 00:34:45,184 --> 00:34:47,253 Good, good. [ Indistinct ] 434 00:34:47,286 --> 00:34:49,555 Oh, not a problem. 435 00:34:49,588 --> 00:34:53,459 Well, do you know of his third and fourth aliases? 436 00:34:53,492 --> 00:34:55,661 [ Jonah, Indistinct ] Okay. 437 00:34:55,694 --> 00:34:59,531 Well, and it's the biggest screwball story I've ever heard about in my life. 438 00:34:59,565 --> 00:35:02,468 And I ask the good Lord every day. It's, like, "Why am I the one?" 439 00:35:02,501 --> 00:35:05,171 You know? Why am I the one that found this guy? 440 00:35:07,773 --> 00:35:12,644 [ Cowan ] Well, so what do you know of Matthew Leininger then? 441 00:35:12,678 --> 00:35:17,283 Did you find out about him through being contacted from one-- 442 00:35:17,316 --> 00:35:20,419 I couldn't have spent much time with him 'cause-- 443 00:35:20,452 --> 00:35:25,491 And the only time I can think of would have been when I was in the basement down there. 444 00:35:25,524 --> 00:35:29,595 Um, that's-- I-I-I-I don't even know what he looks like. 445 00:35:29,628 --> 00:35:33,799 - But you realize he's been keeping tabs on you? - Oh, yeah, I know all that. 446 00:35:33,832 --> 00:35:36,668 I found his fourth alias. 447 00:35:36,702 --> 00:35:42,441 He hit Loyola University in New Orleans as Mark Lanois. 448 00:35:42,474 --> 00:35:45,244 Well, I'm still looking for full-time work, 449 00:35:45,277 --> 00:35:48,280 but I got a part-time gig going on. 450 00:35:48,314 --> 00:35:51,183 And that's what I've been doing. Maybe that's my gig right now. 451 00:35:51,217 --> 00:35:54,220 I am to be a stay-at-home dad, and, uh-- 452 00:35:54,253 --> 00:35:56,188 It's just weird being a-- you know. 453 00:35:56,222 --> 00:35:58,724 It's just weird being the man of the house and being at home. 454 00:35:58,757 --> 00:36:00,526 So do you want a taco? Yep. 455 00:36:00,559 --> 00:36:02,361 Okay. 456 00:36:04,296 --> 00:36:05,764 [ Child ] Tacos with soap. 457 00:36:05,797 --> 00:36:07,699 No, no, no, no. Don't put soap in it. 458 00:36:07,733 --> 00:36:10,369 Then your juice will taste like soap. Yuck! 459 00:36:10,402 --> 00:36:12,238 Hey, I know you're excited about school. 460 00:36:12,271 --> 00:36:13,772 Just-- No, I'm not. 461 00:36:13,805 --> 00:36:16,608 Can you calm down a little bit? I'm not. 462 00:36:16,642 --> 00:36:19,778 We got to go. [ Coughs ] 463 00:36:21,780 --> 00:36:25,384 [ Groans ] I thought they said it was gonna warm up a little bit today. 464 00:36:43,502 --> 00:36:44,870 Hey, girl. 465 00:36:44,903 --> 00:36:47,439 Yeah, we go through hiccups in life. 466 00:36:47,473 --> 00:36:51,977 It's been 15 months since the first time ever... 467 00:36:52,010 --> 00:36:57,749 that I was ever let go from, um, a position. 468 00:36:57,783 --> 00:37:04,456 Do I think that, um, the Cincinnati Art Museum, um, 469 00:37:04,490 --> 00:37:09,728 had something against me or were scared because I was onto Landis? 470 00:37:09,761 --> 00:37:12,398 Um-- 471 00:37:12,431 --> 00:37:17,336 They told me that while I am working for the art museum, 472 00:37:17,369 --> 00:37:21,907 I am not to accept phone calls, send or receive e-mails, 473 00:37:21,940 --> 00:37:24,576 uh, regarding Landis. 474 00:37:24,610 --> 00:37:26,678 Period. You do it on your own. 475 00:37:28,547 --> 00:37:31,850 And soon after that, they let me know I didn't have a job anymore. 476 00:37:34,386 --> 00:37:37,789 But you can see every state-- California, Arizona, New Mexico, 477 00:37:37,823 --> 00:37:42,060 Oklahoma, Kansas, Missouri, Illinois, Kentucky, Tennessee-- 478 00:37:42,093 --> 00:37:44,863 [ Wittman ] When Matt contacted me, he gave me a list... 479 00:37:44,896 --> 00:37:47,466 of the many museums that he had been following. 480 00:37:47,499 --> 00:37:51,870 The idea that the museums may have thought that the paintings were real or not real, 481 00:37:51,903 --> 00:37:55,574 that's all dependent upon the specific museum, which one you speak to. 482 00:37:55,607 --> 00:37:57,909 If they thought it was real, it's still-- 483 00:37:57,943 --> 00:37:59,745 They didn't spend any money for it. 484 00:37:59,778 --> 00:38:01,647 And it wasn't like Landis went in and said, 485 00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:03,915 "Here, I'm gonna give you this fabulous painting by Picasso, 486 00:38:03,949 --> 00:38:07,052 and you need to pay me a hundred thousand dollars for the painting," 487 00:38:07,085 --> 00:38:08,720 and then received the money, which would-- 488 00:38:08,754 --> 00:38:11,723 That would be a crime, okay? That's a fraud. 489 00:38:11,757 --> 00:38:14,426 But the fact is he gave it to the museum for free. 490 00:38:14,460 --> 00:38:17,062 It's up to the museum to determine what they wanna think of it. 491 00:38:19,431 --> 00:38:24,503 I don't know if Landis has become a-a-a obsession for, um, 492 00:38:26,605 --> 00:38:29,508 the general public or the ones at museums. 493 00:38:29,541 --> 00:38:31,610 Uh, I believe that, um-- 494 00:38:31,643 --> 00:38:36,114 I mean, I-- I am, you know, anal retentive. 495 00:38:36,147 --> 00:38:39,718 I have been diagnosed with, like, a-- What do they call it now? 496 00:38:39,751 --> 00:38:43,021 O.C.D. or A.D.H.D. or whatever. 497 00:38:43,054 --> 00:38:45,857 Um, but when I get focused on something, 498 00:38:45,891 --> 00:38:48,093 I mean, I stick to it and I stay on it... 499 00:38:48,126 --> 00:38:50,862 until I get to the end of it, you know? 500 00:39:20,559 --> 00:39:24,930 [ Landis ] I had a nervous breakdown when I was 17... 501 00:39:24,963 --> 00:39:28,934 'cause I was upset about Dad passing. 502 00:39:28,967 --> 00:39:33,371 I went into one hospital that-- for-- 503 00:39:35,541 --> 00:39:38,076 'Cause to just see if it was a physical-- 504 00:39:38,109 --> 00:39:40,879 And of course we know whenever they can-- 505 00:39:40,912 --> 00:39:45,984 And so they-- Then there was, you know, the psychiatric part of the-- 506 00:39:48,654 --> 00:39:52,558 Yeah, see, this stuff all goes back to '72. 507 00:39:55,761 --> 00:39:59,465 "Schizophrenic paranoid and psychotic disorders." 508 00:39:59,498 --> 00:40:01,032 I got that. 509 00:40:01,066 --> 00:40:04,770 "Personality disorders." I got that. 510 00:40:04,803 --> 00:40:09,808 "Catatonic or other grossly disorganized behavior." 511 00:40:09,841 --> 00:40:11,777 I guess I've got that too. 512 00:40:11,810 --> 00:40:14,746 Well, it says I've got it, so-- [ Chuckles ] 513 00:40:14,780 --> 00:40:18,617 "Incoherence"-- Well, wait a minute. I didn't mean to laugh. 514 00:40:18,650 --> 00:40:20,118 Gee, that's awful. 515 00:40:24,723 --> 00:40:29,695 "Oddities of thought, perception, speech and behavior." 516 00:40:29,728 --> 00:40:31,463 Oh, no. I don't have that. 517 00:40:31,497 --> 00:40:33,599 Yeah, okay. I'm okay on that one. 518 00:40:33,632 --> 00:40:37,903 I've just got the pathologically inappropriate suspiciousness... 519 00:40:37,936 --> 00:40:41,039 and impulsive and damaging behavior. 520 00:40:41,072 --> 00:40:43,208 That I've got. 521 00:40:43,241 --> 00:40:45,010 [ Sighs ] 522 00:40:46,778 --> 00:40:49,047 Oh, that's bad enough. [ Chuckles ] 523 00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:50,015 Okay. 524 00:40:54,085 --> 00:40:56,855 And you went into the clinic at that point? 525 00:40:56,888 --> 00:41:02,027 Mother's friend suggested the Menninger Founda-- which is a fine place. 526 00:41:02,060 --> 00:41:04,563 Were you happy there? Oh, yeah. 527 00:41:04,596 --> 00:41:07,098 And you were there for about two years, I guess? Well, you know. 528 00:41:07,132 --> 00:41:09,668 - I mean, happy enough. - Yeah. 529 00:41:09,701 --> 00:41:14,706 So, um, when you were in Chicago, you studied photography. 530 00:41:14,740 --> 00:41:18,209 When you went to San Francisco, did you? 531 00:41:18,243 --> 00:41:20,712 Um, I took photography. I should-- 532 00:41:20,746 --> 00:41:22,714 Do you have any of the photographs that-that, uh, 533 00:41:22,748 --> 00:41:24,215 that you took? No. 534 00:41:24,249 --> 00:41:27,553 No? You know, that's the thing. I learned all the processes... 535 00:41:27,586 --> 00:41:30,822 'cause I thought if I was going to school at the government's expense, 536 00:41:30,856 --> 00:41:32,824 I should learn how to do something. 537 00:41:32,858 --> 00:41:35,260 But after I learned the processes, 538 00:41:35,293 --> 00:41:38,897 I couldn't think of a thing I wanted to take a picture of. 539 00:41:42,968 --> 00:41:45,971 The first picture I remember giving away... 540 00:41:46,004 --> 00:41:49,140 was a Maynard Dixon drawing of an Indian. 541 00:41:50,809 --> 00:41:52,277 [ Woman ] And did you do it? 542 00:41:52,310 --> 00:41:54,012 And I actually did it. Yeah, I drew it. 543 00:41:54,045 --> 00:41:57,683 And not only did I actually draw it, 544 00:41:57,716 --> 00:42:04,022 it was my own Indian because-- 'cause I checked out a book on Indians from the library... 545 00:42:04,055 --> 00:42:07,726 and then I drew a picture of an Indian. 546 00:42:07,759 --> 00:42:10,295 I used to actually do things... 547 00:42:10,328 --> 00:42:14,700 before I found out what all you could do with the machines. 548 00:42:24,209 --> 00:42:28,013 Let's do this-- No, let's not do that one. 549 00:42:28,046 --> 00:42:32,851 Ah! We can do the little boy on the beach. 550 00:42:32,884 --> 00:42:37,188 We can do Picasso's... 551 00:42:37,222 --> 00:42:41,226 really unattractive sister with a mustache. 552 00:42:50,168 --> 00:42:53,038 Oh, it says "originals." That's just for me. 553 00:42:53,071 --> 00:42:55,173 You know, like, so I'd be able to know... 554 00:42:55,206 --> 00:43:00,311 what was the original one from the one I ran off. 555 00:43:00,345 --> 00:43:03,281 That's why I put a little "O" on the back-- "O" for "original." 556 00:43:09,921 --> 00:43:15,761 I would use this to blow it up 154 times... 557 00:43:15,794 --> 00:43:19,297 so that I could paste it onto a piece of wood... 558 00:43:19,330 --> 00:43:23,168 that I got them to cut for me at Lowe's... 559 00:43:23,201 --> 00:43:26,271 'cause they don't have a Home Depot in Laurel. 560 00:43:26,304 --> 00:43:29,040 And-- But Lowe's is just as good. 561 00:43:29,074 --> 00:43:32,177 You know, maybe bang up the edges a little, 562 00:43:32,210 --> 00:43:34,245 and then you're in business. 563 00:43:39,117 --> 00:43:42,988 I already stained it with instant coffee. 564 00:43:59,404 --> 00:44:02,240 Now I make it look like thick paint, 565 00:44:02,273 --> 00:44:06,912 then simulate paint strokes with that stuff I got. 566 00:44:10,982 --> 00:44:13,919 It's difficult, 'cause I-I-I don't know... 567 00:44:13,952 --> 00:44:17,823 whether he used a knife and scraped around her-- 568 00:44:17,856 --> 00:44:20,959 or anything. 569 00:44:20,992 --> 00:44:27,065 It's the parts where it's real dark-- and the eye will be deceived. 570 00:44:27,098 --> 00:44:30,268 You know, heaven only knows how he painted it. 571 00:44:30,301 --> 00:44:31,870 They're not gonna know either, so-- 572 00:44:38,777 --> 00:44:41,146 I chose this room for my paintings. 573 00:44:41,179 --> 00:44:44,249 You will find a somewhat, um, varied selection... 574 00:44:44,282 --> 00:44:47,118 from the chiaroscuro of the Dutch masters... 575 00:44:47,152 --> 00:44:48,887 to the symbolic fantasies-- 576 00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:50,756 [ Landis ] The only reason I would've known... 577 00:44:50,789 --> 00:44:53,391 about Picasso and his Blue Period... 578 00:44:53,424 --> 00:44:56,094 would've been because I saw Gambit. 579 00:44:56,127 --> 00:44:58,496 She was just showing off her knowledge. 580 00:44:58,529 --> 00:45:02,000 Picasso, and one of his best, I always think. 581 00:45:02,033 --> 00:45:03,869 [ Woman ] Oh, the Blue Period. 582 00:45:03,902 --> 00:45:07,072 [ Landis ] The kids that I'd have been in class with, 583 00:45:07,105 --> 00:45:09,474 when they daydreamed, they'd think, 584 00:45:09,507 --> 00:45:14,813 "Gee, wouldn't it be cool to be like those artists in movies?" 585 00:45:14,846 --> 00:45:18,449 But I always liked the stuffy, rich art collectors. 586 00:45:18,483 --> 00:45:20,418 They must be worth thousands. 587 00:45:20,451 --> 00:45:22,788 [ Chuckles ] 588 00:45:22,821 --> 00:45:24,389 Hundreds of thousands. Yes. 589 00:45:24,422 --> 00:45:26,091 [ Landis ] The patrons. 590 00:45:26,124 --> 00:45:28,994 Those are the people I used to daydream about. 591 00:45:34,465 --> 00:45:36,267 [ Knocking ] 592 00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:51,516 So how long have you lived here now, Mark? 593 00:45:51,549 --> 00:45:54,519 Since the hurricane. Since the hurricane. 594 00:45:59,224 --> 00:46:03,995 [ Landis ] Donna was the first caseworker that I had. 595 00:46:04,029 --> 00:46:08,766 My first one and a good one back when I got out of the group home. 596 00:46:13,338 --> 00:46:14,973 What is this sword? 597 00:46:15,006 --> 00:46:17,475 That's Grandfather's sword. 598 00:46:17,508 --> 00:46:20,211 And Dad's sword too. 599 00:46:20,245 --> 00:46:22,981 See the "A.L."? Mm-hmm. 600 00:46:23,014 --> 00:46:26,184 See? "A.L." 601 00:46:30,221 --> 00:46:33,859 [ Sighs ] And so how are your two boys getting along? 602 00:46:33,892 --> 00:46:36,294 They're good. Growing up. 603 00:46:36,327 --> 00:46:39,030 Do you remember when I showed you... 604 00:46:39,064 --> 00:46:41,066 the romance of the paper clips? 605 00:46:41,099 --> 00:46:42,533 Yes. 606 00:46:42,567 --> 00:46:44,936 It inspired you. It inspired me. 607 00:46:46,972 --> 00:46:49,540 So how have you been feeling? 608 00:46:49,574 --> 00:46:51,209 Pretty good. Pretty good. 609 00:46:51,242 --> 00:46:53,511 Taking care of yourself? Yeah. 610 00:46:53,544 --> 00:46:55,947 As you can see. Yes. 611 00:46:55,981 --> 00:46:58,616 How are you doing on your medicine? Are you taking it? 612 00:46:58,649 --> 00:47:00,852 Oh, yeah. Definitely, definitely. 613 00:47:00,886 --> 00:47:02,854 So do you get out much? And of course-- 614 00:47:02,888 --> 00:47:06,257 Do you go out to eat or do much in the community? 615 00:47:06,291 --> 00:47:08,593 Mmm. Or do you mainly stay at home? 616 00:47:08,626 --> 00:47:10,095 Uh. 617 00:47:10,128 --> 00:47:13,231 [ Landis ] In the Metropolitan. In Atlanta? 618 00:47:13,264 --> 00:47:15,000 Yeah. 619 00:47:18,103 --> 00:47:20,205 Oh, I changed my name, you know. 620 00:47:23,074 --> 00:47:24,876 [ Donna ] So you gave them an icon? 621 00:47:24,910 --> 00:47:26,377 Yeah. 622 00:47:29,180 --> 00:47:31,616 You told them that you lost your sister? 623 00:47:31,649 --> 00:47:35,420 Yeah. I think it might be better... 624 00:47:35,453 --> 00:47:39,891 not to mention my mother anymore. 625 00:47:39,925 --> 00:47:41,927 For a while. 626 00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:45,230 Okay. Oh, I'll show you Mother's picture. 627 00:47:45,263 --> 00:47:47,265 That's Mother when she was 17. 628 00:47:47,298 --> 00:47:50,601 Mm-hmm. I did that in high school. 629 00:47:50,635 --> 00:47:53,138 Did she pose for you, or did you just do it? 630 00:47:53,171 --> 00:47:55,506 - No. I did it from that photograph. - Okay. 631 00:47:59,210 --> 00:48:01,679 [ English ] Mark is one of those people who, 632 00:48:01,712 --> 00:48:04,249 you know, I think of often... 633 00:48:04,282 --> 00:48:06,918 and worry that he's doing okay. 634 00:48:08,253 --> 00:48:10,055 I'm really not sure how I feel... 635 00:48:10,088 --> 00:48:12,590 about the escapades that he goes on. 636 00:48:14,359 --> 00:48:18,063 But we want to protect our clients' rights... 637 00:48:18,096 --> 00:48:20,365 to live a productive life. 638 00:48:20,398 --> 00:48:24,569 Unless he was a danger to someone else or himself, 639 00:48:24,602 --> 00:48:28,206 Mark is in fact in charge of himself. 640 00:48:31,309 --> 00:48:34,245 [ Horns Honking ] 641 00:48:38,749 --> 00:48:41,186 [ Man ] I was called by an editor one day from London, 642 00:48:41,219 --> 00:48:43,588 and she'd heard about Mark and she said, 643 00:48:43,621 --> 00:48:46,091 "Would you be at all interested in looking into it... 644 00:48:46,124 --> 00:48:49,961 'cause it sounds crazy and interesting and strange." 645 00:48:51,329 --> 00:48:53,131 And I got some public records... 646 00:48:53,164 --> 00:48:55,600 of various numbers of places he'd lived. 647 00:48:55,633 --> 00:48:57,468 He'd lived in a lot of different places, 648 00:48:57,502 --> 00:49:00,205 and there were lots of phone numbers listed. 649 00:49:00,238 --> 00:49:04,175 And I tried ringing a few of them, but I never got anywhere. 650 00:49:04,209 --> 00:49:07,445 And so I thought, well, the only way to do this is to go. 651 00:49:07,478 --> 00:49:09,380 To go to Laurel. 652 00:49:13,551 --> 00:49:17,155 And I thought, well, when I'm down there, I'll sort of poke around... 653 00:49:17,188 --> 00:49:19,324 and see if I can find his trail. 654 00:49:21,426 --> 00:49:25,030 I went to see the curator of the local museum in Laurel. 655 00:49:25,063 --> 00:49:28,033 They mentioned that they sometimes saw him around town, 656 00:49:28,066 --> 00:49:31,736 and I had an address for his mother's apartment from the public records, 657 00:49:31,769 --> 00:49:34,372 and so I literally just drove around there. 658 00:49:36,407 --> 00:49:38,543 It was a very strange place for me. 659 00:49:38,576 --> 00:49:42,547 I'd never really been to a small town in Mississippi before. 660 00:49:44,082 --> 00:49:46,384 I had been told that he was schizophrenic. 661 00:49:46,417 --> 00:49:49,320 Uh, certainly the way that people talked about Mark, 662 00:49:49,354 --> 00:49:52,423 they talked about him as if he was somebody quite strange, 663 00:49:52,457 --> 00:49:56,594 and I was a little bit nervous about being there by myself. 664 00:49:58,629 --> 00:50:00,698 But I rang on the doorbell. 665 00:50:00,731 --> 00:50:04,469 There was a light on inside, and I could hear this classical music playing. 666 00:50:05,670 --> 00:50:08,005 But there was no reply. Nothing. 667 00:50:09,674 --> 00:50:12,577 By that time, I was really getting quite obsessed by it, 668 00:50:12,610 --> 00:50:14,779 and I'd spoken to a couple of the neighbors, 669 00:50:14,812 --> 00:50:16,781 and they'd talked about Mark a little bit. 670 00:50:16,814 --> 00:50:19,217 And so I really, really wanted to meet him. 671 00:50:21,219 --> 00:50:23,688 All afternoon, nothing. 672 00:50:23,721 --> 00:50:26,291 I saw the light go on, the light go off, 673 00:50:26,324 --> 00:50:29,660 but it was just like he was so obstinate, he was not gonna come out. 674 00:50:32,330 --> 00:50:35,300 At dusk I drove away, and I was really regretful. 675 00:50:35,333 --> 00:50:38,403 I thought, "I'm never gonna actually see him." 676 00:50:41,272 --> 00:50:46,177 Literally the next week, I was walking along the street and my mobile phone rang. 677 00:50:48,879 --> 00:50:52,083 And I just-- I realized it was Landis. 678 00:50:52,117 --> 00:50:54,552 And I thought, "Oh, my God. He's calling me." 679 00:50:59,224 --> 00:51:02,460 [ Cowan, Over Phone ] The point at which you realized that you had been discovered, 680 00:51:02,493 --> 00:51:04,129 when did that happen? 681 00:51:04,162 --> 00:51:05,663 See, it's the Financial-- 682 00:51:05,696 --> 00:51:08,266 I remember John was calling all the time... 683 00:51:08,299 --> 00:51:10,568 but I thought it was something to do with... 684 00:51:10,601 --> 00:51:13,238 wanting me to subscribe or something. 685 00:51:13,271 --> 00:51:16,141 I don't know. He's such a gentleman. 686 00:51:16,174 --> 00:51:19,744 Fair play and a straight bat. 687 00:51:31,556 --> 00:51:33,591 They don't really think about it much, you know? 688 00:51:33,624 --> 00:51:36,827 'Cause I always knew they'd find out sooner or later. 689 00:51:36,861 --> 00:51:38,863 I mean, they're always going to. 690 00:51:38,896 --> 00:51:42,900 You know, it's either today or might be 10 years... 691 00:51:42,933 --> 00:51:46,537 or maybe 20 years or 30 years. 692 00:51:46,571 --> 00:51:51,509 Sometimes I used to think-- Until a couple years ago, I used to think, 693 00:51:51,542 --> 00:51:54,745 "Why not just spend the rest of my life doing this?" 694 00:51:54,779 --> 00:51:58,549 It's clearly my-- my, uh-- my calling. 695 00:52:30,748 --> 00:52:33,751 That was my idea to put the raincoat on. 696 00:52:33,784 --> 00:52:38,889 Like on all those movies where some shifty-looking guy comes up on the street. 697 00:52:45,463 --> 00:52:51,836 "Moi, Mark Landis, peintre, et philanthrope." 698 00:52:51,869 --> 00:52:53,738 I like that. 699 00:52:55,506 --> 00:52:57,708 Actually, I didn't read it that closely. 700 00:53:00,678 --> 00:53:05,883 In some ways, Mark was unlucky that he provoked Matt Leininger... 701 00:53:05,916 --> 00:53:09,987 because he has been doing this for decades... 702 00:53:10,020 --> 00:53:14,225 without anybody really getting on his trail. 703 00:53:14,259 --> 00:53:18,929 And it was Matt that really took offense at what he'd done... 704 00:53:18,963 --> 00:53:21,732 and decided that he would get him. 705 00:53:28,506 --> 00:53:30,275 Hey, Katie. What? 706 00:53:30,308 --> 00:53:31,676 Look at this. 707 00:53:31,709 --> 00:53:33,411 Who's that? 708 00:53:33,444 --> 00:53:36,414 - That's Mark Landis. - Yeah, Mark Landis. That's right. 709 00:53:36,447 --> 00:53:37,882 Are you crazy? 710 00:53:37,915 --> 00:53:39,950 Am I crazy? Mm-hmm. 711 00:53:39,984 --> 00:53:43,254 Um, no. [ Laughs ] 712 00:53:44,389 --> 00:53:46,724 Look at this. 713 00:53:46,757 --> 00:53:48,393 Mark Landis. And who's that? 714 00:53:48,426 --> 00:53:49,560 Mark Landis. 715 00:53:51,662 --> 00:53:54,599 [ Katie ] You don't like Mark Landis anymore? 716 00:53:54,632 --> 00:53:56,767 Well, I was frustrated with Landis... 717 00:53:56,801 --> 00:53:59,337 and angry with him when I first found out about him, 718 00:53:59,370 --> 00:54:01,306 but I'm not mad at Landis anymore, no. 719 00:54:01,339 --> 00:54:05,443 But are you mad at girls and the boys at your old job? 720 00:54:06,844 --> 00:54:08,946 Am I mad at the guys and girls at my old job? 721 00:54:08,979 --> 00:54:10,781 Mm-hmm. No. 722 00:54:10,815 --> 00:54:14,018 That's in my past, Katie. I'm not gonna let anything like that-- 723 00:54:14,051 --> 00:54:17,288 Can you put that back in there for Dad if I hold this up? 724 00:54:17,322 --> 00:54:19,990 Here, slide it in real easy. 725 00:54:26,831 --> 00:54:29,467 [ Gapper ] One of the first things Mark said to me... 726 00:54:29,500 --> 00:54:31,669 when he'd admitted what he'd been doing... 727 00:54:31,702 --> 00:54:35,840 was that he was worried that he will simply become too well known... 728 00:54:35,873 --> 00:54:39,744 that nobody will let him in a museum ever again. 729 00:55:01,098 --> 00:55:03,434 [ Landis ] I remember I was trying to think... 730 00:55:03,468 --> 00:55:06,904 of things that might calm me down. 731 00:55:06,937 --> 00:55:11,442 I went to the emergency room, and I got whatever that is. 732 00:55:11,476 --> 00:55:13,043 Made me throw up. 733 00:55:13,077 --> 00:55:16,447 "Lorzapam." Yep. "Lorazepam." 734 00:55:16,481 --> 00:55:19,484 Yeah, and then I thought-- I noticed on TCN, 735 00:55:19,517 --> 00:55:22,987 they were always having cigarettes to calm down. 736 00:55:23,020 --> 00:55:27,992 And I was sort of desperate, and I thought I would try a cigarette. 737 00:55:28,025 --> 00:55:30,561 But of course I wasn't doing it for-- 738 00:55:30,595 --> 00:55:36,066 You know, all these influences kind of get to you, you know? 739 00:55:36,100 --> 00:55:39,870 And they always recommend "Have a cigarette." You know? 740 00:55:39,904 --> 00:55:44,509 And I thought maybe it will help to calm me down... 741 00:55:44,542 --> 00:55:47,845 so I don't keep pacing up and down. 742 00:56:00,157 --> 00:56:01,826 [ Sighs ] 743 00:56:05,195 --> 00:56:08,699 I'm guarded about anything... 744 00:56:08,733 --> 00:56:12,937 that casts aspersions on... 745 00:56:12,970 --> 00:56:14,872 your integrity. 746 00:56:15,840 --> 00:56:18,843 And, uh-- 747 00:56:22,212 --> 00:56:24,749 And that's dishonorable and unethical. 748 00:56:28,753 --> 00:56:32,823 Didn't have much of a reputation, but-- 749 00:56:32,857 --> 00:56:35,960 Well, you know it... really got ruined, 750 00:56:35,993 --> 00:56:41,899 uh, uh, more so than they thought even. 751 00:56:44,001 --> 00:56:47,438 I worry that it's-- I'm going to be-- 752 00:56:47,472 --> 00:56:51,075 I'm going to be like Dad-- 753 00:56:51,108 --> 00:56:55,480 as a crook and a drinker and a smoker, you know. 754 00:56:55,513 --> 00:56:58,182 Which is all pretty bad. 755 00:56:58,215 --> 00:57:00,885 It's pretty negative, you know? 756 00:57:00,918 --> 00:57:02,753 That, uh-- 757 00:57:04,522 --> 00:57:07,825 Necessity is the mother of invention-- 758 00:57:07,858 --> 00:57:11,529 sometimes the stepmother of deception. 759 00:57:13,230 --> 00:57:15,700 That pretty much takes care of things. 760 00:57:15,733 --> 00:57:17,001 [ Screams ] 761 00:57:17,034 --> 00:57:18,803 Lights! Turn on the lights! 762 00:57:21,506 --> 00:57:26,744 I can't believe that Professor Bowen and Carlotta would purposely deceive us. 763 00:57:26,777 --> 00:57:30,681 Necessity, mother of invention, 764 00:57:30,715 --> 00:57:33,984 but sometimes stepmother of deception. 765 00:57:45,162 --> 00:57:47,197 [ Woman ] Mark? 766 00:57:47,231 --> 00:57:48,799 Hey. Hi. 767 00:57:57,675 --> 00:57:58,909 Okay. 122. 768 00:58:00,845 --> 00:58:02,580 How's your appetite? 769 00:58:02,613 --> 00:58:04,982 Pretty good. 770 00:58:05,015 --> 00:58:06,684 [ Typing ] 771 00:58:08,953 --> 00:58:11,121 Any suicidal thoughts? No. 772 00:58:12,623 --> 00:58:14,692 Wanting to hurt anyone else? No. 773 00:58:14,725 --> 00:58:17,862 Are you hearing voices or seeing-- No. 774 00:58:17,895 --> 00:58:22,066 How's your mother? She still with you? 775 00:58:22,099 --> 00:58:24,201 No. No? 776 00:58:24,234 --> 00:58:27,605 Um, she passed away. Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that. 777 00:58:27,638 --> 00:58:29,840 When did she pass away? 778 00:58:29,874 --> 00:58:32,309 Two years ago. Two years ago? 779 00:58:32,342 --> 00:58:34,745 I didn't realize that. I'm so sorry. 780 00:58:34,779 --> 00:58:37,615 I think I met her back when Katrina came through. 781 00:58:37,648 --> 00:58:40,050 I thought I told you. The what? 782 00:58:40,084 --> 00:58:42,853 I thought I told you. Well, that's all right. 783 00:58:42,887 --> 00:58:44,589 I'm sorry. Don't worry about it. 784 00:58:44,622 --> 00:58:47,925 How are you doing since she's gone? Oh, okay. 785 00:58:55,099 --> 00:58:58,068 [ Landis ] I got addicted to being a philanthropist. 786 00:59:01,906 --> 00:59:05,843 When you're doing it or something, 787 00:59:05,876 --> 00:59:10,314 uh, you kind of believe it... 788 00:59:10,347 --> 00:59:12,850 while you're giving things away. 789 00:59:12,883 --> 00:59:15,853 You believe it while it's going on, you know. 790 00:59:15,886 --> 00:59:19,189 Like a part. Like those guys on-- that are really good at it. 791 00:59:19,223 --> 00:59:22,359 You know, good actors, you know, those ones. 792 00:59:22,392 --> 00:59:25,830 Not that I think of it as act-- being an actor, 793 00:59:25,863 --> 00:59:27,765 but in any event, 794 00:59:27,798 --> 00:59:31,702 I just wasn't really used to having anybody treat me like that. 795 00:59:31,736 --> 00:59:33,771 Actually, I wasn't used to it all-- 796 00:59:33,804 --> 00:59:36,741 Used to. I mean, it seldom happened. 797 00:59:36,774 --> 00:59:39,076 Let's put it like th-- Let's put it like that. 798 00:59:39,109 --> 00:59:44,181 Seldom happened that people were nice to me. 799 00:59:52,156 --> 00:59:54,792 ** [ Country On P.A. ] 800 00:59:54,825 --> 00:59:57,061 [ Chattering ] 801 01:00:37,868 --> 01:00:39,636 [ Crickets Chirping ] 802 01:00:49,413 --> 01:00:51,648 [ Cicadas Chirring ] 803 01:01:08,933 --> 01:01:10,801 [ Camera Shutter Clicks ] 804 01:01:15,906 --> 01:01:20,911 I kind of have a feel for the way that things should flow. 805 01:01:20,945 --> 01:01:23,080 Okay. Possibly this wall and this wall... 806 01:01:23,113 --> 01:01:27,117 will be little snapshots of notable figures... 807 01:01:27,151 --> 01:01:32,289 that demonstrate what is different about his particular case-- 808 01:01:32,322 --> 01:01:36,193 Okay. versus other forgers of the past really. 809 01:01:36,226 --> 01:01:38,929 [ Leininger ] Aaron Cowan and I used to be coworkers... 810 01:01:38,963 --> 01:01:40,731 at Cincinnati Art Museum. 811 01:01:40,765 --> 01:01:43,901 And he read the story in the New York Times. 812 01:01:43,934 --> 01:01:46,470 And he says, "Have you thought about doing an exhibition?" 813 01:01:46,503 --> 01:01:51,375 I said, "Absolutely, and I believe that I could get the lenders for the show, 814 01:01:51,408 --> 01:01:53,744 but I don't have a venue." 815 01:01:53,778 --> 01:01:56,246 Up on the east coast, he went further north. 816 01:01:56,280 --> 01:01:58,048 He skipped Texas. 817 01:01:58,082 --> 01:02:00,317 Yeah. That's interesting. 818 01:02:00,350 --> 01:02:02,319 That is interesting, isn't it? 819 01:02:02,352 --> 01:02:05,355 [ Cowan ] The show focuses on... 820 01:02:05,389 --> 01:02:09,960 using a predecessor's work as inspiration... 821 01:02:09,994 --> 01:02:12,296 versus simply plagiarizing the work. 822 01:02:13,931 --> 01:02:18,869 Throughout here, we'll be showing the different... 823 01:02:18,903 --> 01:02:21,839 gifts that he made in the different locations. 824 01:02:21,872 --> 01:02:24,308 So it is literally a timeline. Potentially, yes. 825 01:02:24,341 --> 01:02:29,980 Wouldn't it be great to get these forgeries together in one place... 826 01:02:30,014 --> 01:02:32,883 and then invite Landis as guest of honor? 827 01:02:32,917 --> 01:02:36,887 At that point, it sort of brings us up to the point at which Matt, 828 01:02:36,921 --> 01:02:40,257 uh, discovered the forgeries that they had. Okay. 829 01:02:42,492 --> 01:02:45,395 [ Leininger ] It's not going to glamorize Landis. 830 01:02:45,429 --> 01:02:50,901 It's going to be about educating and telling people don't take things at face value. 831 01:02:50,935 --> 01:02:53,370 Do your due diligence, and here are examples... 832 01:02:53,403 --> 01:02:58,208 of some of these institutions that, um-- that were duped. 833 01:02:58,242 --> 01:03:01,511 So how do you feel about, uh, there being an exhibition? 834 01:03:03,447 --> 01:03:06,383 Uh, well, I-I-- 835 01:03:06,416 --> 01:03:09,353 I think that's pretty nice of you. 836 01:03:09,386 --> 01:03:12,422 It's, uh, uh-- 837 01:03:12,456 --> 01:03:15,025 I'll send you some good things... 838 01:03:15,059 --> 01:03:18,896 'cause you can't have all that much space. 839 01:03:18,929 --> 01:03:21,065 So you wouldn't need that many. 840 01:03:21,098 --> 01:03:24,301 Oh, we've got a pretty good-- good-sized gallery here. 841 01:03:24,334 --> 01:03:27,304 - Oh. Well, all right. - You might be surprised. 842 01:03:27,337 --> 01:03:30,374 'Cause I can send you some good things I did. 843 01:03:30,407 --> 01:03:35,212 I did things that were pretty bad, but I was-- 844 01:03:35,245 --> 01:03:38,182 I mean-- I mean the pictures, you know. 845 01:03:38,215 --> 01:03:40,550 [ Chuckling ] You know what I mean. 846 01:03:44,288 --> 01:03:48,025 Okay, I'm gonna write down this FedEx number. 847 01:04:31,268 --> 01:04:33,570 ** [ Classical ] 848 01:05:13,577 --> 01:05:15,479 [ Grunts Softly ] 849 01:05:43,440 --> 01:05:45,309 Hi, Matt. How's it going? 850 01:05:45,342 --> 01:05:47,544 Good. How are you? 851 01:05:47,577 --> 01:05:50,380 I cannot believe this. 852 01:05:50,414 --> 01:05:52,449 There's the Alfred Jacob Millers. 853 01:05:55,052 --> 01:05:56,553 I didn't think they were so small. 854 01:06:05,095 --> 01:06:07,631 Geez. He just went all out. 855 01:06:07,664 --> 01:06:11,701 See, this is an older paper. I mean, you can't distress foxing. 856 01:06:11,735 --> 01:06:14,271 You know, you can't make paper, you know-- 857 01:06:14,304 --> 01:06:16,573 That's what that is. That's foxing in the paper. 858 01:06:16,606 --> 01:06:20,610 Where he got it, I don't know. All I can say is what I know. 859 01:06:20,644 --> 01:06:22,646 What is this? 860 01:06:25,049 --> 01:06:26,550 [ Chuckles ] 861 01:06:26,583 --> 01:06:29,319 Oh, Landis. Landis. 862 01:06:35,759 --> 01:06:39,363 It'd be really interesting to peel this back and see if it smells like coffee. 863 01:06:39,396 --> 01:06:42,099 And Dr. Seuss. My daughter would love this. 864 01:06:42,132 --> 01:06:44,201 She loves Cat in the Hat. 865 01:06:44,234 --> 01:06:45,735 Unbelievable. 866 01:06:52,209 --> 01:06:55,445 A treaty warrant? Treasurer of the Republic of Texas? 867 01:06:55,479 --> 01:06:58,482 Mm-hmm. Are you serious? 868 01:06:58,515 --> 01:07:00,750 This is a f-- This is a forged official document. 869 01:07:02,686 --> 01:07:05,555 Oh, yeah. I totally see the pixels. 870 01:07:07,091 --> 01:07:08,758 And there's more coming? 871 01:07:08,792 --> 01:07:10,794 That's my understanding. 872 01:07:10,827 --> 01:07:13,597 How many do we have here? 873 01:07:13,630 --> 01:07:16,600 Well, we're just going through 'em now. 874 01:07:16,633 --> 01:07:19,236 You gotta turn it. Oh, you turn it. Okay. 875 01:07:19,269 --> 01:07:21,405 All right. 876 01:07:21,438 --> 01:07:24,074 Oh, yeah, look at that. 877 01:07:24,108 --> 01:07:26,110 See, everywhere where there's not paint, 878 01:07:26,143 --> 01:07:28,412 that's the digital reproduction underneath of it. 879 01:07:28,445 --> 01:07:30,580 Have you looked at the Picasso underneath the black light? 880 01:07:33,617 --> 01:07:35,319 Nice. 881 01:07:35,352 --> 01:07:37,487 [ Chuckles ] 882 01:07:37,521 --> 01:07:39,789 There you go. 883 01:07:39,823 --> 01:07:42,659 There it is there. Look at all that throughout the face. 884 01:07:42,692 --> 01:07:43,427 Yeah. 885 01:07:45,229 --> 01:07:46,730 Now let's go down to the signature. 886 01:07:46,763 --> 01:07:48,498 It's not that fluorescent. 887 01:07:50,700 --> 01:07:54,338 You know, when you're receiving works like this, 888 01:07:54,371 --> 01:07:59,109 you have got to scrutinize the gifts. 889 01:07:59,143 --> 01:08:02,812 I mean, you have to be careful. You have to do your due diligence. 890 01:08:02,846 --> 01:08:06,616 So it's a men's 38-regular jacket. 891 01:08:12,589 --> 01:08:16,226 Well, it definitely shows his size, and he is a little guy. 892 01:08:45,689 --> 01:08:47,557 [ Blowing ] 893 01:08:56,333 --> 01:08:58,802 [ Beeping ] 894 01:09:15,352 --> 01:09:16,820 I think she's got a problem. 895 01:09:16,853 --> 01:09:21,258 Ethel's got her hair all skinned back like a wet Pekingese. 896 01:09:27,597 --> 01:09:30,867 Well, now that you have been discovered, um, 897 01:09:30,900 --> 01:09:33,570 do you plan on continuing to gift? 898 01:09:33,603 --> 01:09:37,241 I-I kinda had-- thought I'd wanna think about it. 899 01:10:09,939 --> 01:10:13,277 There just isn't anything to do, you know? 900 01:10:13,310 --> 01:10:16,980 You just sit and watch TV, you know, and-- 901 01:10:17,013 --> 01:10:19,316 Uh-- 902 01:10:19,349 --> 01:10:23,487 [ Cowan ] Well, you've done it pretty recently, haven't you? 903 01:10:23,520 --> 01:10:25,455 [ Landis ] Oh, yeah. I know, I know. 904 01:10:25,489 --> 01:10:27,291 I know what you're talking about. 905 01:10:27,324 --> 01:10:29,793 Yeah, I went to a bunch of places that day. 906 01:10:33,863 --> 01:10:37,301 [ Cowan ] I should probably be clear with you. 907 01:10:37,334 --> 01:10:40,437 I personally do find what you're doing to be wrong, 908 01:10:40,470 --> 01:10:44,708 but I don't think that you're doing it in a mean-spirited way. 909 01:10:44,741 --> 01:10:48,845 But I certainly have to ask you if you would consider to-- 910 01:10:48,878 --> 01:10:51,848 to stop doing what you're doing. 911 01:11:04,861 --> 01:11:07,331 [ Siren Wails In Distance ] 912 01:11:38,895 --> 01:11:41,631 [ Siren Wails In Distance ] 913 01:12:06,656 --> 01:12:08,792 Where's the thing-- Where's the thing you put-- 914 01:12:12,796 --> 01:12:14,964 I went out and smoked anyway. 915 01:12:14,998 --> 01:12:18,868 It's all this... not-eat fasting, you know? 916 01:12:18,902 --> 01:12:21,471 Wow, I gotta sit down. 917 01:12:38,955 --> 01:12:40,990 This time what's wrong with me? 918 01:12:43,460 --> 01:12:47,897 [ Sighs ] I don't see why I am so keyed up now. 919 01:12:47,931 --> 01:12:50,567 Still, what's wrong with me? 920 01:12:54,738 --> 01:12:59,776 Like, you know, all those science fiction shows, you know? 921 01:12:59,809 --> 01:13:04,981 People would be better off if they could be proper Vulcans, you know? 922 01:13:05,014 --> 01:13:08,985 I mean, the real thing, not like on that show. 923 01:13:09,018 --> 01:13:12,756 You know, and not have emotions, you know? 924 01:13:12,789 --> 01:13:15,124 Then you wouldn't get so upset by things. 925 01:13:16,693 --> 01:13:21,431 But it'll probably be a million years before... 926 01:13:21,465 --> 01:13:25,602 human beings evolve to that point. 927 01:13:44,788 --> 01:13:46,790 That's not too bad. 928 01:13:54,130 --> 01:13:56,633 [ People Chattering ] 929 01:14:03,540 --> 01:14:05,642 Well, he didn't get in trouble for it. 930 01:14:05,675 --> 01:14:08,044 He's just kind of famous for it. 931 01:14:08,077 --> 01:14:10,680 But you can see through-- But you can tell... 932 01:14:10,714 --> 01:14:12,849 a lot of difference. 933 01:14:12,882 --> 01:14:14,518 [ Woman ] Wow, that's amazing. 934 01:14:15,719 --> 01:14:17,587 [ Chattering Continues ] 935 01:14:19,088 --> 01:14:21,525 ...that his work is just pretty stunning. 936 01:14:21,558 --> 01:14:25,061 As a painter and a draftsman, he's really quite talented. 937 01:14:32,869 --> 01:14:34,638 [ Leininger ] I don't know what to expect, 938 01:14:34,671 --> 01:14:36,973 and I don't know what his expectation is. 939 01:14:37,006 --> 01:14:40,076 When I see him, I just don't know what to say. 940 01:14:40,109 --> 01:14:42,579 'Cause I-- I mean, honestly, I-I-I-- 941 01:14:42,612 --> 01:14:46,550 I don't know if even-- if I want to say, "Good to see you again." 942 01:14:46,583 --> 01:14:49,018 I think it's just gonna be, "Hey, I'm Matt Leininger." 943 01:14:49,052 --> 01:14:51,187 Oh, don't feel like you even have to say anything. 944 01:14:51,220 --> 01:14:55,091 I don't think, you know? It's, uh, short and honest, I guess. 945 01:14:55,124 --> 01:14:57,193 [ Laughs ] 946 01:15:00,664 --> 01:15:02,098 [ Coughs ] 947 01:15:25,689 --> 01:15:27,290 [ Man ] How are you? Nice to see you again. 948 01:15:27,323 --> 01:15:29,058 Nice to see you. Hi. 949 01:15:29,092 --> 01:15:31,094 Nice to see you. Hi, Mr. Landis. How are you? 950 01:15:31,127 --> 01:15:33,062 Are you Aaron? Good, thanks. 951 01:15:33,096 --> 01:15:36,099 You're-You're Aaron? I'm-I'm the dean of C.C.M. 952 01:15:36,132 --> 01:15:37,967 Uh, the conservatory of music. 953 01:15:43,306 --> 01:15:46,075 Holy cow. He made it here. 954 01:15:46,109 --> 01:15:48,077 You look like an artist, all right. 955 01:15:48,111 --> 01:15:50,013 Yeah. You sure do. 956 01:15:50,046 --> 01:15:53,683 I know you were-- You're-You're an artist from central casting. 957 01:15:53,717 --> 01:15:55,985 - [ Chuckles ] - You know? 958 01:15:56,019 --> 01:15:57,821 Well, you're quite an artist yourself. 959 01:15:57,854 --> 01:16:00,790 You look like a-- like-like a beatnik artist. 960 01:16:00,824 --> 01:16:04,961 He'll be out there for two hours speaking 'cause nobody can get a word in edgewise. 961 01:16:04,994 --> 01:16:06,262 [ Chuckling ] 962 01:16:06,295 --> 01:16:08,131 I bet you designed it. She did. 963 01:16:08,164 --> 01:16:11,000 I made it. I made it, and I made these. That's really nice. 964 01:16:11,034 --> 01:16:13,870 Oh, and you did the ear-- You mean, you actually made those? 965 01:16:13,903 --> 01:16:17,206 Yes. By hand with a coping saw, soldering. 966 01:16:17,240 --> 01:16:20,777 Well, that's-- The stone I found on-- 967 01:16:20,810 --> 01:16:25,281 I'll tell you-- I tell you, arts and crafts is just the greatest thing. 968 01:16:25,314 --> 01:16:27,851 And watch TV when you do it too. 969 01:16:27,884 --> 01:16:31,220 May I... say something to you? 970 01:16:31,254 --> 01:16:33,189 Oh, yeah, sure. I'm very straightforward, 971 01:16:33,222 --> 01:16:35,124 and I'm not trying to be offensive either. 972 01:16:35,158 --> 01:16:36,960 No, she's never offensive. 973 01:16:36,993 --> 01:16:40,129 But your work is so nice-- It's amazing. 974 01:16:40,163 --> 01:16:44,367 Why don't you just do it yourself and put your name on it-- 975 01:16:44,400 --> 01:16:48,104 Oh, yeah. rather than copying somebody else? 976 01:16:48,137 --> 01:16:50,373 Well, I did The Young Virgin. 977 01:16:50,406 --> 01:16:51,975 Oh, you did? 978 01:16:54,243 --> 01:16:56,045 So you're gonna give me a tour? 979 01:16:56,079 --> 01:16:58,214 Uh, cer-- Certainly. I can take you around. 980 01:16:58,247 --> 01:16:59,949 I think that you should probably-- 981 01:16:59,983 --> 01:17:02,919 Nobody ever looks like what you think they'll look like. 982 01:17:02,952 --> 01:17:06,422 Well, I had the good fortune of seeing photographs of you beforehand. 983 01:17:06,455 --> 01:17:10,994 Uh, uh, Mr. Landis, uh, you might be interested to meet this gentleman. 984 01:17:11,027 --> 01:17:12,929 This is, uh, Matthew Leininger. Hi, I'm Matthew Leininger. 985 01:17:12,962 --> 01:17:15,899 Oh, nice to see-- Nice to see you again. 986 01:17:15,932 --> 01:17:19,068 Yeah, nice to see you too. It's been about five years. 987 01:17:19,102 --> 01:17:21,137 Did you have safe travels? 988 01:17:21,170 --> 01:17:25,074 I'll tell-- We-- I couldn't have talked to you for very long. 989 01:17:25,108 --> 01:17:28,244 Couldn't have been more than a few minutes. 990 01:17:28,277 --> 01:17:31,014 Well, anyway, nice to see you again. Nice to see you. 991 01:17:31,047 --> 01:17:33,783 Nice to see you too. And, um-- 992 01:17:33,817 --> 01:17:36,886 Oh, we-we-well-- You're gonna give me a-- give me a tour? 993 01:17:36,920 --> 01:17:39,255 - You gonna come along? - I would love to come along with you guys. 994 01:17:39,288 --> 01:17:41,958 Oh, come along. Come along. 995 01:17:41,991 --> 01:17:44,060 I'm terribly sorry if I-- But listen-- 996 01:17:44,093 --> 01:17:48,364 anything I can do for you, you just let me know, you know? 997 01:17:48,397 --> 01:17:50,700 You can stop. Oh, yeah, definitely. 998 01:17:54,170 --> 01:17:57,206 Hey, did I get the colors right on that? 999 01:17:57,240 --> 01:17:59,709 What-What are the real colors? 1000 01:17:59,743 --> 01:18:01,177 What-- It'd be-- On the Valtat? 1001 01:18:01,210 --> 01:18:03,112 It'd be kind of funny to know. 1002 01:18:03,146 --> 01:18:05,081 [ Leininger ] But I see that you used the same colors... 1003 01:18:05,114 --> 01:18:07,183 that you did in your Signac drawings. 1004 01:18:12,822 --> 01:18:15,191 Do you think that reproductions in catalogs... 1005 01:18:15,224 --> 01:18:20,096 are true representations of what the artist's intent? 1006 01:18:20,129 --> 01:18:24,400 Definitely not, because there's no telling what the real colors are like. 1007 01:18:24,433 --> 01:18:26,936 Yeah. They always get it wrong. 1008 01:18:26,970 --> 01:18:28,772 Well, you know, sometimes, you know, 1009 01:18:28,805 --> 01:18:31,407 reproductions in catalogs can be true to-- 1010 01:18:31,440 --> 01:18:33,777 Yeah. I just had to guess, you know? 1011 01:18:41,818 --> 01:18:43,853 [ Indistinct ] 1012 01:19:14,083 --> 01:19:16,853 [ Landis ] I've seen all this stuff, to tell you the truth. 1013 01:19:16,886 --> 01:19:19,222 [ Laughs ] So you're not interested in seeing this? 1014 01:19:19,255 --> 01:19:23,092 Nah. Is there anybody nice to talk to like those other people? 1015 01:19:23,126 --> 01:19:25,228 Well, I'm nice to talk to. Oh, yeah, sure. 1016 01:19:25,261 --> 01:19:26,996 Did I say you weren't? No. 1017 01:19:27,030 --> 01:19:30,033 I said, "Is there anybody nice to talk to?" [ Chuckles ] 1018 01:19:30,066 --> 01:19:31,801 Well, yeah, I guess it does-- 1019 01:19:31,835 --> 01:19:34,203 I should've said, "Is there anybody else nice to"-- 1020 01:19:34,237 --> 01:19:36,139 Oh, yeah, there's a bunch of nice people in there. 1021 01:19:36,172 --> 01:19:38,207 I'm not running for office. Oh, I know. 1022 01:19:38,241 --> 01:19:39,843 I'm not a politician. I know. 1023 01:19:39,876 --> 01:19:41,477 I slip up all the time. 1024 01:19:41,510 --> 01:19:44,280 No, I think everybody in this room is nice. 1025 01:19:44,313 --> 01:19:47,817 There must be somebody that-- Any art students around? 1026 01:19:47,851 --> 01:19:50,954 Oh, I'm sure. I'm certain many of these young people are art students. 1027 01:19:50,987 --> 01:19:52,922 Let's talk to some art students. 1028 01:19:52,956 --> 01:19:55,058 Why don't you guys go ahead, and I'll catch up with you. 1029 01:19:58,461 --> 01:20:00,163 [ Landis ] Are you an art student? 1030 01:20:00,196 --> 01:20:03,132 Oh, pleasure to meet you. Nice to meet you. 1031 01:20:03,166 --> 01:20:05,101 Where are you from, Italy? Iran. 1032 01:20:05,134 --> 01:20:06,035 Huh? Iran. 1033 01:20:06,069 --> 01:20:07,436 Oh, no kidding? 1034 01:20:07,470 --> 01:20:09,906 Wow. God bless. You're an artist, right? 1035 01:20:09,939 --> 01:20:11,374 Yeah. Oh. 1036 01:20:14,443 --> 01:20:17,413 Hey, how are you? You look like an artist. 1037 01:20:17,446 --> 01:20:19,983 I'm an artist. I'm the dean of the college here. 1038 01:20:20,016 --> 01:20:22,151 Oh. I'm Mark Landis. Pleasure to meet you. 1039 01:20:22,185 --> 01:20:23,953 Yeah, I know. I'm happy to meet you. 1040 01:20:23,987 --> 01:20:26,890 Anybody-- I-I get back, but-- 1041 01:20:26,923 --> 01:20:28,624 What do you think about your show? 1042 01:20:28,657 --> 01:20:31,260 Oh, it's real nice of you. Thanks a lot. 1043 01:20:31,294 --> 01:20:32,996 Oh, you're welcome. 1044 01:20:33,029 --> 01:20:35,398 I-I'm not really an artist. I-I used to-- 1045 01:20:35,431 --> 01:20:39,102 Yeah, you are. I used to like to do arts and crafts, yeah. 1046 01:20:39,135 --> 01:20:43,006 When I'm watching TV. Got used to it, you know. 1047 01:20:43,039 --> 01:20:46,943 You should do paintings with your real own name. 1048 01:20:46,976 --> 01:20:48,477 Yeah, oh, yeah. Well, I used to. 1049 01:20:48,511 --> 01:20:50,546 And you should exhibit them in galleries. I used to. 1050 01:20:50,579 --> 01:20:52,515 I did-- I did that. 1051 01:20:52,548 --> 01:20:54,283 That's got my name on it. 1052 01:20:57,253 --> 01:20:59,923 [ Shutter Clicking ] 1053 01:20:59,956 --> 01:21:03,426 Why don't you pick a church or a scene that you're interested in, 1054 01:21:03,459 --> 01:21:06,229 paint it, and you can make five paintings of the same piece? 1055 01:21:06,262 --> 01:21:09,232 I like pictures of saints and martyrs and stuff like that. 1056 01:21:09,265 --> 01:21:13,903 And Joan of-- She's our patron saint, you know. 1057 01:21:20,176 --> 01:21:22,478 Looks like a lot of people have been here. 1058 01:21:22,511 --> 01:21:25,614 You know how students are-- freeloaders. 1059 01:21:25,648 --> 01:21:27,683 [ Laughs ] 1060 01:21:27,716 --> 01:21:30,119 At least they used to-- Okay, I'm a permanent student. 1061 01:21:30,153 --> 01:21:31,687 Are you a permanent student? 1062 01:21:31,720 --> 01:21:34,958 I'm a-- I was a nontraditional student too. 1063 01:21:34,991 --> 01:21:37,961 [ Indistinct ] I never-- I never got a degree. 1064 01:21:37,994 --> 01:21:40,529 I'm glad I-- I'm lucky to have a high school diploma. 1065 01:21:40,563 --> 01:21:42,398 But you must have been very talented. 1066 01:21:42,431 --> 01:21:45,434 You probably were a little genius when you were a little boy. 1067 01:21:45,468 --> 01:21:47,070 Here. Would you like a glass? 1068 01:21:47,103 --> 01:21:50,139 Eh, I never drink... wine. 1069 01:21:50,173 --> 01:21:51,707 Oh, you don't? 1070 01:21:51,740 --> 01:21:54,377 You saw Dracula. 1071 01:21:54,410 --> 01:21:56,245 You remember Dracula. 1072 01:21:56,279 --> 01:22:00,149 Yeah, I do. That's Bela Lugosi's most famous line. 1073 01:22:00,183 --> 01:22:03,119 Oh. "I never drink... wine." 1074 01:22:03,152 --> 01:22:04,287 [ Laughs ] [ Chuckles ] 1075 01:22:06,555 --> 01:22:08,624 Hey. There you go. You're welcome. 1076 01:22:08,657 --> 01:22:12,561 Well, nice to meet you. Nice to meet you too. 1077 01:22:17,400 --> 01:22:19,335 Okay, bye. Bye. 1078 01:22:19,368 --> 01:22:21,104 [ Indistinct ] Okay. 1079 01:22:21,137 --> 01:22:23,672 Yeah. Watch your step. Thank you. 1080 01:22:29,345 --> 01:22:31,981 Well, Mark, I don't wanna take any more of your time. 1081 01:22:32,015 --> 01:22:35,118 Hey, if I caused them any trouble, I'm really, really sorry. 1082 01:22:35,151 --> 01:22:38,121 If they want me to say anything or do anything-- Well, it's-- 1083 01:22:38,154 --> 01:22:40,589 I'm lucky to have a high school diploma, 1084 01:22:40,623 --> 01:22:42,425 but Mother had pull. 1085 01:22:42,458 --> 01:22:45,328 Mother had influence, you know? 1086 01:22:45,361 --> 01:22:48,131 And-- 1087 01:22:48,164 --> 01:22:50,366 Well, I'm sorry to hear about her passing. 1088 01:22:50,399 --> 01:22:52,101 Yeah. 1089 01:22:54,203 --> 01:22:56,705 Yeah. You been handling that okay? 1090 01:22:58,374 --> 01:23:02,511 Not really. Uh, but-- 1091 01:23:02,545 --> 01:23:06,015 What about any other friends or family that you've got for support? 1092 01:23:06,049 --> 01:23:06,982 No. 1093 01:23:09,085 --> 01:23:11,154 Well, look, you just keep in touch with-- 1094 01:23:11,187 --> 01:23:13,022 And look, to tell you the truth, 1095 01:23:13,056 --> 01:23:15,358 I haven't been reading your e-mails... 1096 01:23:15,391 --> 01:23:20,163 'cause I assumed they're more than likely to be bad news. 1097 01:23:20,196 --> 01:23:22,598 Oh, yeah. Especially nowadays. Like a bill... 1098 01:23:22,631 --> 01:23:25,434 or something from the I.R.S., so I don't open 'em. 1099 01:23:25,468 --> 01:23:27,703 So I never looked at any of your e-mails, 1100 01:23:27,736 --> 01:23:32,075 but if you send me another e-mail after today, I'll read it. 1101 01:23:32,108 --> 01:23:34,510 Okay. 'Cause we're all friends now. 1102 01:23:34,543 --> 01:23:36,079 Right. 1103 01:24:12,481 --> 01:24:15,318 [ Landis ] I have no delusions about being... 1104 01:24:15,351 --> 01:24:18,721 any sort of a serious artist, 1105 01:24:18,754 --> 01:24:22,125 let alone a great one. 1106 01:24:22,158 --> 01:24:25,361 No delusions whatsoever about that sort of thing. 1107 01:24:26,795 --> 01:24:29,732 But I'd kind of like to sort of be one. 1108 01:24:35,138 --> 01:24:38,441 [ Alarm Honks ] I might say it gives you a sense of purpose, 1109 01:24:38,474 --> 01:24:40,676 but that sounds pretentious. 1110 01:24:54,523 --> 01:24:57,560 We all like to feel useful. 1111 01:24:59,528 --> 01:25:04,700 Whatever ability we happen to have, we like to make use of it. 1112 01:25:12,175 --> 01:25:17,480 So everyone's different, and everyone's the same. 1113 01:25:17,513 --> 01:25:21,517 And there's three million stories in the naked city, 1114 01:25:22,885 --> 01:25:26,489 and this has been one of 'em. 1115 01:25:26,522 --> 01:25:29,492 And that's-- 1116 01:25:29,525 --> 01:25:33,396 That's kind of the best way I can put it. 1117 01:25:33,429 --> 01:25:35,198 [ Elevator Bell Dings ] 1118 01:25:43,739 --> 01:25:48,511 I knew I wouldn't continue being a philanthropist. 1119 01:25:48,544 --> 01:25:51,414 [ Door Closes ] 1120 01:25:51,447 --> 01:25:54,650 And it's just as well, probably, 1121 01:25:54,683 --> 01:25:58,687 because I would from time to time get carried away. 1122 01:26:06,762 --> 01:26:09,898 I happened upon this idea-- 1123 01:26:09,932 --> 01:26:13,769 returning missing or stolen artwork... 1124 01:26:15,438 --> 01:26:19,875 to their... owners. 1125 01:26:22,245 --> 01:26:26,915 Things I could actually do, which would be small drawings and small paintings. 1126 01:26:30,719 --> 01:26:33,722 After all, a book that's had a page torn out of it-- 1127 01:26:36,024 --> 01:26:39,695 It is nice to be able to put the page back in. 1128 01:26:39,728 --> 01:26:41,397 [ Elevator Bell Dings ] 1129 01:26:54,577 --> 01:26:57,380 I'd like to go to 73rd and Park Avenue. 86919

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