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I'm so... alone.
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The girl of my dreams?
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It's time to wake up, dude.
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I had a dream about that girl again.
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I didn't care the first time you told me.
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I care even less now.
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{\an8}But she has cool hair and wheels.
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Wow! So specific.
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- When are you getting your own place?
- Isn't this my place?
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No, I let you crash here one time,
and you never left.
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That's not how I remember it.
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Could you at least get your own stuff?
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I have stuff.
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You do not have stuff.
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Can I have some?
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Some of my coffee?
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I don't have to take this guff from you.
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You're right. You don't. So leave.
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I was just about to anyway.
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Toronto, Canada. Not too long ago.
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We are Sex Bob-omb!
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{\an8}One! Two! Three! Four!
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Hey! Hey!
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Hey! Hey!
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{\an8}Can't find my way around
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When the sun comes up, I'm down
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Hey! Hey!
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I feel fine!
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Hey! Hey!
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{\an8}- I don't feel good
- I feel fine!
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Hey! Hey!
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I feel fine!
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Hey! Hey!
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- I don't feel good!
- I feel fine!
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Wow! You might be
the best band of all time.
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We're not.
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Maybe Knives has really good taste
and knows things others don't.
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Wouldn't count on it.
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Want to do it again?
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Let's do it again!
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Hey! Hey!
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Why aren't you bringing
your new girlfriend to Julie's party?
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She's not really my girlfriend.
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Then what is she?
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She's sort of my girlfriend.
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Scott, your life is so interesting.
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Thanks, Kim.
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Oh, that was sarcasm.
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All right, you guys want to... What?
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Hey.
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Hi.
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You know Sonic the Hedgehog?
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You probably know this,
but in the early 90s,
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there were two different Sonic cartoons
airing at the same time.
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One was dark and dramatic.
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The other was a hilarious comedy
about chili dogs.
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And the same guy played Sonic
in both shows.
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Isn't that wild?
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The same guy playing
two different versions of the same guy?
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Maybe you didn't watch cartoons,
or you're not into chili dogs.
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They're okay.
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I mostly watched older stuff
when I was a kid.
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You know, Columbo reruns.
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Reruns. Cool, got it.
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Are you real?
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Did you just ask me if I was real?
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No, I was talking to someone else. Bye!
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Why are you here?
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I'm a plus-one.
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{\an8}There were no plus-ones.
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{\an8}Everyone here is someone
I invited personally.
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{\an8}My parties are curated.
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{\an8}So, do you know
this one girl with hair like this?
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Ramona Flowers?
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Ramona.
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- She's from New York City.
- The Big Apple.
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She moved here after a bad breakup.
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She's single.
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Got a job delivering DVDs for Netflix.
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DVDs for Netflix.
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- I'm like her only friend in town.
- She needs friends.
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I forbid you from dating her,
Scott Pilgrim!
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Cool. Thanks, Julie. Bye.
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Wallace, quick! What movie should I rent?
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You're banned from No-Account Video.
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You owe, like,
a gajillion dollars in late fees.
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Not the rental place.
I'm using the World Wide Web.
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What should I rent?
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Something starring a hot guy.
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I think I need the name of a hot guy.
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Fine.
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Lucas Lee.
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Best chest in the business.
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Action Doctor,
Let's Hope There's A Heaven,
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Thrilled To Be Here.
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The Game Is Over 2!
It's over a second time! That sounds fun.
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Are you waiting for the DVD?
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It's gonna take a bit.
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How long could it take?
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Sonic guy?
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Yes, that's me.
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Are you "Wallace Wells"?
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No, I'm Scott. Scott Pilgrim.
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Wallace is my cool, gay roommate.
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He lets me use his credit card.
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Oh.
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So like a sugar daddy situation?
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Sugar what?
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Cool. Enjoy your DVD, Mr. Wells.
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- Wait.
- Hmm?
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Are you the person in my dreams?
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I thought we went over this already.
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So, you are? Isn't that weird?
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It's not weird at all.
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There's just a convenient subspace highway
running through your head.
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It's like three miles in 15 seconds.
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I don't know what that is in kilometers.
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Space subways. Totally. I get it.
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Anyway, want to go out sometime?
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You want to go on a date? With me?
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Doesn't have to be a date.
It could be a low-key team-up.
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Canada and America joining forces?
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You're new in town. I'm old in town.
What do you think?
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Why are you just standing there?
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Dude, I'm waiting on you.
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It's getting nice out, eh?
I didn't really need the parka.
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What's with the "X" anyway?
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Oh, this?
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Well, obviously, one of us
went to Professor Xavier's school
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for gifted youngsters,
and one of us did not.
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Is that a Sonic thing?
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Is it Sonic?
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No, it isn't.
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So, why'd you move to Toronto?
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Just so you could go to Julie's parties?
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No.
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Well, I got the job
delivering DVDs for Netflix,
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and Gideon always said Toronto
is one of the great cities. So...
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Is Gideon a boyfriend?
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He's a friend.
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So, what do you do?
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I'm between jobs.
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Between what and what?
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Well, my last job is
a really long story filled with sighs.
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Maybe we can get into it
in a later episode.
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We don't have to talk about our pasts.
It's my least favorite subject.
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I should have checked the weather.
Guess you need that parka now.
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It's just a little bit of snow.
Did it snow where you came from?
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I thought we were avoiding the past.
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Where you're from?
That's not the past. That's a location.
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Fine.
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Where are you from?
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Up north.
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Then you're used to
this kind of weather, right?
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Yeah. Are you?
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I grew up in the mountains, man.
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Did you do a lot of skiing?
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No, not really.
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Yeah.
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Bring me Matthew Patel.
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The game has begun.
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Do you ice skate?
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I assumed, considering you rollerblade.
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I did figure skating when I was four.
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Look at that.
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You got me talking about the past again.
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{\an8}You're quite the trickster, Scott Pilgrim.
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And I wasn't even trying.
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This really picked up.
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Ramona, I can't see you!
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Relax. Take my hand.
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There should be a door around here.
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What?
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This is your apartment.
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So, that star door
was one of your space subways?
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Basically. Yeah.
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Good thing this wasn't a real date.
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Otherwise, it would qualify
as a major disaster.
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I'll make us some tea.
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You look like you're dying.
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Let me get you a blanket.
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Dude, I'm changing.
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Sorry. I'm just cold and innocent.
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There you go.
Now I can't see anything. That's better.
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Does this help?
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I'm cold too.
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- Sparks.
- Uh-huh.
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Were you just gonna bring
the blanket from your bed?
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I guess.
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Maybe we could both get under it
while it's on the bed
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since we're both... cold.
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I'm not sure if I'm ready.
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I changed my mind.
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From what to what?
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I don't wanna have sex with you, Pilgrim.
Not right now.
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That's okay. That's cool.
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I'm not gonna send you home
in a snowstorm, or anything.
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You can sleep in my bed.
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And I reserve the right to change
my mind about the sex later.
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Awesome.
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You sent for me?
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I did.
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I just wanted to say thanks
for creating this league.
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It's pretty high-concept.
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I didn't bring you here for flattery.
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Things have taken a turn.
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It seems our dear Ramona has a new suitor.
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It's really happening? Who is he?
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My interns compiled
extensive research on the subject.
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Scott Pilgrim, 23-years-old.
Lives in Toronto, Canada.
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Jobless, hopeless.
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He's in an indie band
of subjective quality.
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How long have they been dating?
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They've been on one date,
but he's currently sleeping in her bed.
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That bastard!
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Indeed.
But this is where it gets interesting.
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Scott Pilgrim is dating a high schooler.
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What?
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Wait, I'm sorry.
Did you say he's dating a high schooler?
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Dating may be a strong word.
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Our intel says they've never kissed,
but they did hold hands once.
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Does Ramona know?
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He hasn't told her yet.
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Wow! And I thought we were evil.
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What's his fight experience?
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He's been described as, quote,
"The best fighter in the province."
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Unquote.
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This scumbag sounds like a challenge.
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Are you worried?
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No, I'm glad it won't be easy.
I'll relish this victory.
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Ramona's new guy
is gonna wish he was never born
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because his brutal death is inevitable!
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Because of me.
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Because I'm gonna kill him.
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And then he'll be dead.
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I hope Scott Pilgrim enjoys the final few
days of his precious little life.
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What time is it?
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Not quite 8:00 a.m.
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I have to work, so you have to leave.
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Hey, can this not be a one-night stand?
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For one thing,
I'm not even sure if it would count.
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I'll consider it.
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What did you have in mind?
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Oh! My band has a show tonight.
At the Rockit, 9:00 p.m.
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You have a band?
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Yeah. We're terrible. Please come.
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Yeah, okay. 9:00 p.m.
The Rockit. I'll be there.
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I bet you're wondering
why I never came home last night.
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I did wonder how I got so lucky.
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Well, actually,
I am the one who got lucky,
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because I spent the night
with the girl of, or from, my dreams.
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Ramona Flowers.
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Congrats.
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You need to break up
with your fake high school girlfriend.
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Do I have to?
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I mean, are we really even dating?
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Knives thinks you are,
and Knives is an angel.
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You need to end it immediately.
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Fine, you're right. I'll do it.
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Good.
261
00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:47,793
By the way, there's a letter for you.
262
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"Dear Mr. Pilgrim,
my name is Matthew Patel."
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"I challenge you to a..." blah, blah, blah,
something about fighting...
264
00:19:02,599 --> 00:19:04,601
"League of Evil Exes..."
265
00:19:06,019 --> 00:19:08,438
More like a League of boring.
266
00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:12,568
- You coming to our show tonight?
- Unfortunately, yes.
267
00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:25,455
Hey, Knives.
268
00:19:25,539 --> 00:19:27,082
Have you met Stacey?
269
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:31,044
{\an8}Wow! I've heard so much about you.
270
00:19:31,795 --> 00:19:33,046
{\an8}So, how goes it?
271
00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:36,800
I am 16 kinds of pumped
to see Sex Bob-omb tonight.
272
00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:38,260
That's how it goes!
273
00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:41,847
I feel so excited
I might actually pass out!
274
00:19:44,057 --> 00:19:47,936
Boy, it sure seems like nobody delivered
crushing news to you today.
275
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:51,732
Crushing? Like, a bad kind of crushing?
276
00:19:51,815 --> 00:19:53,734
Oh, you poor thing!
277
00:19:53,817 --> 00:19:55,944
You're better than him.
Just know that. Okay?
278
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,029
Better than who?
279
00:19:59,656 --> 00:20:00,656
Scott!
280
00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:10,042
I have to go.
281
00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:12,544
Huh?
282
00:20:17,257 --> 00:20:18,926
Why are you stressing, Scott?
283
00:20:19,509 --> 00:20:21,929
Who's stressing? Stephen's stressing.
284
00:20:22,012 --> 00:20:24,681
Of course I'm stressing.
The opening band pulled out.
285
00:20:24,765 --> 00:20:25,807
They flaked!
286
00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:28,143
Crash and the Boys flaked?
287
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:32,481
I heard they were changing it
to just "Crash" and losing the "Boys."
288
00:20:33,106 --> 00:20:34,608
You can't call a band "Crash."
289
00:20:34,691 --> 00:20:38,195
Crash is a cult classic car crash sex film
shot right here in Toronto.
290
00:20:38,278 --> 00:20:40,072
I didn't know you were a cinephile.
291
00:20:40,155 --> 00:20:41,448
What's a cinephile?
292
00:20:42,282 --> 00:20:43,408
Crash, Boys.
293
00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:46,787
Either way, they probably
canceled because they think we suck.
294
00:20:46,870 --> 00:20:48,080
We probably do.
295
00:20:48,872 --> 00:20:50,123
That's not funny, Kim.
296
00:20:50,207 --> 00:20:52,709
If we suck,
then the audience won't like us.
297
00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:53,919
They'll think we suck.
298
00:20:54,795 --> 00:20:57,130
- Maybe we should cancel the show.
- Hey.
299
00:20:57,214 --> 00:21:01,134
There's only one way to find out
if we suck, and that's by playing...
300
00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:02,218
now.
301
00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:18,193
So, are you a fan of Sex Bob-omb?
302
00:21:18,694 --> 00:21:21,488
No, I'm kind of
seeing someone in the band.
303
00:21:22,072 --> 00:21:24,825
That's crazy! I am too!
304
00:21:24,908 --> 00:21:26,243
Who are you dating in the band?
305
00:21:26,326 --> 00:21:28,370
We are Sex Bob-omb!
306
00:21:28,453 --> 00:21:30,122
One! Two! Three! Four!
307
00:21:30,205 --> 00:21:32,374
In your orange shirt
308
00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:35,836
We'll go for yogurt
309
00:21:37,421 --> 00:21:40,173
Wish I could paint you
Whoa-oh-oh
310
00:21:41,008 --> 00:21:43,510
I'd never do you justice
311
00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:46,805
Oh yeah
312
00:21:48,348 --> 00:21:50,100
Oh yeah
313
00:21:52,894 --> 00:21:55,897
I only wanted to be near you
314
00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:59,359
I only wanted to be close to someone
315
00:21:59,443 --> 00:22:02,738
I only wanted to be next to you
316
00:22:06,199 --> 00:22:07,617
Mr. Pilgrim.
317
00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:18,128
{\an8}Reversal!
318
00:22:23,216 --> 00:22:24,760
Wait, hold on.
319
00:22:25,302 --> 00:22:27,637
Who are you exactly,
and why are we fighting?
320
00:22:28,805 --> 00:22:30,057
Aren't you Scott Pilgrim?
321
00:22:30,140 --> 00:22:31,516
Depends who's asking.
322
00:22:32,434 --> 00:22:33,560
It is I...
323
00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:42,110
Matthew Patel,
Ramona's first evil ex-boyfriend.
324
00:22:45,864 --> 00:22:48,492
Cool. And you're here because...?
325
00:22:48,575 --> 00:22:49,785
Didn't you read my letter?
326
00:22:50,619 --> 00:22:51,619
Kind of.
327
00:22:52,079 --> 00:22:54,664
I hand-delivered it during a blizzard.
328
00:22:55,540 --> 00:22:57,167
Remind me what it said, exactly.
329
00:22:59,336 --> 00:23:03,340
It said,
"Ramona Flowers has seven evil exes,
330
00:23:03,423 --> 00:23:05,675
each more powerful than the last."
331
00:23:05,759 --> 00:23:08,387
"All of whom you must defeat
in order to date her."
332
00:23:08,470 --> 00:23:09,805
We're evil exes.
333
00:23:09,888 --> 00:23:11,223
We dated Ramona.
334
00:23:11,306 --> 00:23:14,518
- Evil.
- Evil.
335
00:23:14,601 --> 00:23:16,478
It was a very detailed letter!
336
00:23:16,978 --> 00:23:17,978
You knew about this?
337
00:23:18,021 --> 00:23:21,274
Right, yeah, I heard about it.
338
00:23:21,358 --> 00:23:22,943
I sort of thought it was a joke?
339
00:23:23,026 --> 00:23:24,861
And you really dated this guy?
340
00:23:25,362 --> 00:23:27,531
Yeah. In middle school.
341
00:23:29,616 --> 00:23:31,785
It was football season,
and for some reason,
342
00:23:31,868 --> 00:23:33,328
all the little jocks wanted me.
343
00:23:33,912 --> 00:23:37,290
Matthew Patel was the only
non-white, non-jock boy in school,
344
00:23:37,791 --> 00:23:40,001
maybe the only one for miles around.
345
00:23:40,085 --> 00:23:43,630
So, we joined forces and took 'em all out.
346
00:23:44,131 --> 00:23:46,133
Nothing could beat
Matthew's mystical powers
347
00:23:46,216 --> 00:23:48,301
combined with my brute strength.
348
00:23:48,802 --> 00:23:53,098
We only kissed once, and we were quits
after something like a week and a half.
349
00:23:53,181 --> 00:23:55,183
He didn't even get truly evil
until high school,
350
00:23:55,267 --> 00:23:57,561
and by that time, he lived far, far away.
351
00:23:58,145 --> 00:23:59,729
Mystical powers?
352
00:23:59,813 --> 00:24:00,981
Unfair.
353
00:24:01,690 --> 00:24:03,942
All's fair in love and...
354
00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:07,946
War? I think it's war.
355
00:24:08,029 --> 00:24:09,364
Time to fight!
356
00:24:10,615 --> 00:24:13,201
{\an8}Matthew Patel versus Scott Pilgrim.
357
00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:15,162
Round one. Fight.
358
00:24:44,858 --> 00:24:45,984
KO?
359
00:24:50,989 --> 00:24:52,991
I won?
360
00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:55,660
I won!
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