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here's what no one ever
tells you about your 20s
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you'll still have no
clue who you really are
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and you will be the last one to know it
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when I was a kid
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I thought I'd have it all figured out
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by the ancient Age 28
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I'd have a glamorous husband
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a successful career
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possibly a castle
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instead I had a roommate
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a subway pass and a credit card balance
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besides the 3rd World GMP
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but I was happy
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I had great friends
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New York fun guys like
Calvin to spend time with
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what more did I need
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actually I was about to find out
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I just didn't know it yet
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this one's for Franny
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hahaha
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hahaha
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haha haha haha haha hey haha what is oh
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it's not so much that
there's peace in your bed
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that is the second time this week
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what do we have here
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anchovies and pineapple
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very bold so so I get
late night takeout craving
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I never said that I was domestic oh
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I have a confession to make too do you
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I'm not after your cooking
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you can't stay tonight you know
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you know I can't be late
tomorrow again I can't Calvin
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it's like Lightning bell
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wow give me your mouth
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oh my god you're Michael
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don't speak
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I just read your last theater review and
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had to meet you
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I've been waiting for an
editor like you my whole life
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Pulitzer be damned
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oh Francis I didn't see you
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oh how embarrassing
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Wanna put some ice on that
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why was Michael told you
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because I genius that I am
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documented doing a series of essays for us
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take that Vanity Fair
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I want the assignment
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I'm sure very fine
entertainment of you right
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I mean movie stars those
little book prices I mean
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that's your niche glory in it
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carpe lebroom
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but I edited the endotty feature
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when Joan had a goiter surgery
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you said that you liked
my work Aniva has seniority
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air go job job
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Marina
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I totally respect that I
do on the other hand
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if I could just say in my defense
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quiz me okay
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I have I've read everything
that he's ever written
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his work is is god
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it's an explosion of
pure verbal lyricism and
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why couldn't I have said
that to him five minutes ago
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but my point is
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is that I know how he thinks
and I know what he needs
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and not giving me a shout out
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this would be a mistake
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please give me a chance
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there's something vaguely
Darwinian about this that
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peaks my interest or someone to do
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I'm gonna set up a little meeting
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and the rest is up to you oh
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thank you a little little
less little less hugging oh
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sorry yeah okay
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what was I thinking
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I mean the guy won a Pulitzer
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and I think I'm good enough to add him
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where did I get the Hubers
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well for one thing you know
what the hell a Hubers is
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hey do you wanna borrow my shoes too sexy
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I need something
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this is what
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I'm wise and capable and
do not usually walk into doors
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well that one just says hooters
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new pillow I'm on is totally
screwing with my hormones
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feel like I'm smuggling zeppelins on their
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remind me to feel sorry
for you when I get boobs
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I'm so excited that I'm nauseous
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so
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and well like a features editor
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oh dude
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I love you
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but I think at the end of
the day you got a book
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here comes Cinderella now
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punctual as ever
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Michael may I present Francis McKenzie hi
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I'm so sorry I'm late
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oh no not at all
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my father has a saying
that a woman is never late
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if she's worth waiting for
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oh that's nice
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how's the head
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better okay
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thank you so
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tell us about your process
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it's very complex
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usually stare at the page
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till the terror receives enough to write
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so um what sort of
themes were you thinking of
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exploring an examination of a state alive
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uh attraction
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Fidelity commitment
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ah interesting
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I'm sure Franny here
would feel guilty editing you
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there'd be so little work to do
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right Franny
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well not really
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I mean there's a few things that
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really
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oh go on
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you may be over fond of aphorism
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and too afraid of imagery at times
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and your arguments too
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tend to lose focus
and stray into repetition
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maybe a little tiny bit
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haha I think what she
meant to say no I confess
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I usually don't get criticism
from perspective editors
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I can imagine
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which is kind of why you need to though
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I think when you're as good as you are
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people tend to stop asking for better
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now I have more faith
in your talent than that
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and I think that you do too
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interesting
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look I may have been a bit harsh in the end
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okay here's the thing um
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if I'm gonna trust your instincts
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I have to know who I'm dealing with right
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we're gonna have to get
completely naked figured it was
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where did you go to school
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Columbia where you from New York
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just outside of New York
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you know what actually
nowhere near New York
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a tiny town just north of Toronto
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what's your favorite novel
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Ulysses impressive now tell me the real one
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going with the wind no
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no why would you
possibly admit that out loud
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you said to get completely naked
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so leave some socks on woman
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and clearly you need
me as much as I need you
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so hopefully some like
good taste of rub off on you
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let's get to it
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yeah okay okay
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12 months 12 examinations
of the way love shapes us
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makes us breakfast
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this is the quest I begin
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the journey I hope to
take you on and in the end
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I hope to uncover these many little truths
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for all of us solitary voyagers
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so what do you think
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he sounds really arrogant Eric
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how can you say that
okay okay what do you think
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it's kind of boring
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you don't have to do that you know
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stove always short
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I'd leave in a week
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I would feel much more
comfortable if I knew that
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you weren't going to starve while I'm gone
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but I don't cook
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I mean what is he even
trying to say in that article
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like in English it's about
divining the nature of love
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are you saying that you could do better
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no no I'm saying I'd be too smart to try oh
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okay how about this one
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um kind of desperate
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okay here describe green to me
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you know I can't describe
green to you exactly
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that's just a color
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so what makes writer boy
think that he can explain love
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okay
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kind of tardy yes we have a winner
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don't wait up for me okay
bye have fun thanks I will
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oh
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my work here is done
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yeah oh this is classics
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now you're shooting
down my entire thesis look
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I'm not saying that opposites don't attract
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okay they do
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I'm just saying that they don't last
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you know it's mostly as physical
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well meaning what real love is um
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strictly mental
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been in love
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sure real love like
Tristan and his old love
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oh love yeah
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no not yet you
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oh yeah all the time
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highly recommend
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look I'm just saying that the real stuff
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I think is based on a kind
of common commonality
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you know like a meaning
of like minds kind of thing oh
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well now you and I are like mine
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so you saying that you're attracted to me
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you know rest of curiosity for the artist
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you can't ask me that
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sure I can it just did stalling
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I am not you're stalling
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I am not stalling
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I'm just saying that I
never thought about it
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maybe yeah but um maybe we should
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hey I have a showing
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friend has a showing
tomorrow night of the Regency
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you should come with
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we can keep talking
about this together okay
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alright bye
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oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
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sorry I'm late
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it's amazing how many
pairs of underwear you need
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for a three month tour like 6
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7
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that was a joke friend you okay
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yeah I'm sorry I'm just out of it
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probably just sensitive because I'm leaving
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it's understandable and quite a loss
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I'm gonna miss you three months
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god you know
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it's kind of longer than
we've been seeing each other
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right I would be sworn
by foreign check teams
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love jazz more
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but they won't be you
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Calvin
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look we never really talked about what the
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understanding was gonna
be while you're gone personally
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I was hoping that you
would stay at home and pine
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pine and knit me things haha yeah
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sweater
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look I'm not an idiot for early days here
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I don't own you
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but
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I want you to know
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I'm gonna come looking for
you the moment I get back
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sweet
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and
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cold
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um Francis Mackenzie
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no no Mackenzie who are you here with
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um Michael Tate um t a she's with me
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hi hi your problem thank you thank you
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you know um
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I practically lived at the moment
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when I moved to New York
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I think afterwards
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art is definitely my next love
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yeah I got lucky um
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sort of the wrap around
writers and painters
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my whole life
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what what is under that smile oh
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just um
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you know I've
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I've kind of fantasized
about this sort of night
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since I moved to New York
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well it's not that I
fantasized about you first say
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I mean not in a good way or bad way now
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sometimes I just I have to stop
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I like it yeah
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I think your thoughts are the one thing
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you don't add it one 1 or 2 6 people
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word of advice
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if you ever start
feeling like life is finally
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exactly where you wanted it to be
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duck because Faith's
about to throw you a curve
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I'm sorry I don't know what's wrong with me
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that
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was good
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look I'm freaking out I can't even look
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00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:45,960
just tell me when it changes
279
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:53,000
did you pee on this yes
Marina I peed on it okay
280
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,880
that's the way that it works
281
00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:57,240
just please
282
00:16:57,240 --> 00:16:58,240
please please
283
00:16:58,240 --> 00:16:59,200
please please
284
00:16:59,200 --> 00:16:59,960
please please
285
00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:00,560
please please
286
00:17:00,560 --> 00:17:02,120
please please not now
287
00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:04,800
not now okay
288
00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:07,240
just be cool
289
00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:09,600
because there's no way that you're pregnant
290
00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:16,720
no way I swear to God if
Calvin got me pregnant I will
291
00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:20,760
I will I will break every
finger on his guitar hand
292
00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:25,920
break him I can't get that I
don't have the cheekbone
293
00:17:28,120 --> 00:17:30,280
please God please
294
00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:34,120
I will give up sex and chocolate
295
00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:37,000
and sex involving chocolate
296
00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:44,880
alright I think it's done
297
00:17:46,360 --> 00:17:48,640
what what is two lines mean
298
00:17:55,680 --> 00:17:57,240
you're definitely pregnant
299
00:17:58,680 --> 00:18:04,520
sorry go ahead I'd say you
were 10 weeks 10 weeks
300
00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:06,760
wow
301
00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:11,600
can I see it not yet
302
00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:13,720
but would you like to
hear the heartbeat already
303
00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:16,520
oh you'd be surprised
how quickly it all happens
304
00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:19,640
I know what a shock it
can be for my new patients
305
00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:22,360
you go about your life and
306
00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:24,760
walk around thinking nothing's changed
307
00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:27,240
meanwhile
308
00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:30,560
there's this
309
00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:37,200
that's it's hard
310
00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:40,440
sound scared
311
00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:43,680
because we already have something in common
312
00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:47,920
you do have options for any
313
00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:49,560
we need to talk about them because
314
00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:51,920
you're going to have to make
some decisions very soon
315
00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:20,000
frozen from this world
316
00:20:06,320 --> 00:20:09,080
welcome to Canada business or pleasure
317
00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:12,000
neither actually I'm
here visiting my parents
318
00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:15,000
good luck with that thank you
319
00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:17,920
I love my family
320
00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:20,280
but the closer you are to your parents
321
00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:21,680
the more space you need from them
322
00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:23,440
at a certain point in your life
323
00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:24,720
a lot of space
324
00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:26,800
like an international border between you
325
00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:27,960
kind of space
326
00:20:29,120 --> 00:20:32,120
they're kind of crazy and
completely smothering
327
00:20:32,120 --> 00:20:35,920
but they're mine and I
still need their approval
328
00:20:45,040 --> 00:20:47,560
hi hi she's here
329
00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:48,960
happy anniversary
330
00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:52,560
oh I can't believe you made this dear
331
00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:54,240
what a lovely surprise
332
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,080
where's your luggage
333
00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:59,680
oh I'm actually heading back tomorrow
334
00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:01,680
I have to work in the mornings
335
00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:03,320
oh interesting
336
00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:05,280
there's my granny
337
00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:07,200
all warms my heart to see pet
338
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:09,040
what a tree hi dad
339
00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:09,920
to the kitchen
340
00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:10,760
I'm doing this
341
00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:14,800
I've been reading some
of your recent articles really
342
00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:16,640
that is wonderful
343
00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:18,360
thank you dad yeah
344
00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:22,080
put the kettle on and I'll
join you girls in a minute
345
00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:30,120
so can I help you with the party prep
346
00:21:31,120 --> 00:21:33,560
what are you not telling me what
347
00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:38,480
mom save the head
shrinking for your patience
348
00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:40,960
okay nothing's wrong
349
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:47,960
I'm just here because I love
you and I missed you and
350
00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:51,400
I'm a tiny bit pregnant
351
00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:59,000
John Franny and I are going out oh
352
00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:03,360
feel free to offer congratulations
353
00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:05,800
you've got to give
me a little bit of time to
354
00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:06,480
process this
355
00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:07,360
the last time we talked
356
00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:08,720
there wasn't anyone special
357
00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:10,840
and now there is a baby
358
00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:15,160
I assume this wasn't planned
359
00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:17,840
not so much
360
00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:19,960
well that's fine
361
00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:23,320
I mean you're a healthy young woman
362
00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:26,200
your sexual needs mom dear
363
00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:28,480
I have many kinds your age
364
00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:31,000
and the amount of casual
sex that you are all having is
365
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:32,280
well astounding
366
00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:34,280
mom I'm not one of your patients okay
367
00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:35,080
I'm not crazy
368
00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:36,160
I'm just pregnant
369
00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:37,560
please don't call him crazy
370
00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:40,160
tell me about the boy
371
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:43,160
he's a musician
372
00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:48,040
haha tell me something I'd like about boy
373
00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:50,360
well his name is Calvin Putty
374
00:22:50,360 --> 00:22:52,680
comes from a long line of meat packers
375
00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:55,080
I think uh huh
376
00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:59,920
and you have told him
this singing meat packer
377
00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:04,120
that's kind of a funny
story really because um
378
00:23:04,120 --> 00:23:04,880
you'll like this one
379
00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:07,600
he left the country
before I could tell uh huh
380
00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:13,480
so you will raise the
child in New York alone
381
00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:16,360
it's not like it's never been done before
382
00:23:16,360 --> 00:23:17,400
I'll be fine
383
00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:19,040
I thought of everything
384
00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:22,320
Francis hear me out
385
00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:23,520
I'm your mother
386
00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:26,920
I love you but I also
know you and sweetheart
387
00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:30,920
you just aren't the kind of woman
388
00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:32,760
who can do this on her own
389
00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:43,960
I am doing this okay and mom
390
00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:46,760
I would really like your support
391
00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:50,480
because I'm actually
kind of terrified right now
392
00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:58,720
Franny miss me yet Calvin
393
00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:00,920
sorry you're gonna have to speak up
394
00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:02,280
it's lousy connection
395
00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:04,960
where are you
396
00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:11,080
can't find it on a map but
they love us here next time
397
00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:15,680
so what's new with you
oh you know nothing new
398
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:18,920
I'm I'm in Toronto behind deadline
399
00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:27,760
I'm pregnant vagrant
pregnant gotta be louder friend
400
00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:30,000
I can't hear oh for God's sakes Calvin
401
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,520
you knocked me up I'm having your baby
402
00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:37,400
did you hear me
403
00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:40,680
are you there
404
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:55,400
so I think he hung up on me
405
00:24:57,160 --> 00:24:59,440
the important thing is that you told him
406
00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:02,880
this is really good
407
00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:05,040
so let's go home
408
00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:06,400
and what you need right now
409
00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:08,360
is to be surrounded by your family
410
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:11,800
our family
411
00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:17,200
yeah Tina vagina
412
00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:18,760
Tina vagina
413
00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:23,320
Tina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina
414
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:27,120
mom you should have seen Robin today
415
00:25:27,120 --> 00:25:30,360
she did the best roles in Kinder Jim so Dad
416
00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:35,560
Sandy and I loved our
Christmas cruise so much
417
00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:37,680
we're sending you and mom for your gift
418
00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:40,720
oh no you really shouldn't
419
00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:41,920
that's too much
420
00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:44,920
no no it's not the expense
so thought it counts
421
00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:48,760
I wish people would say what they mean
422
00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:52,160
so I'm pretty much going to go on
423
00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:54,000
and on bragging about myself tonight
424
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:57,000
mostly to distract everyone
from that very small penis
425
00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:59,240
Franny saw in the kiddie
pool that one summer
426
00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:03,120
but also to compensate
for my tense marriage
427
00:26:03,120 --> 00:26:05,880
and overly medicated
pill popping white beer
428
00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:07,560
it's true he will
429
00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:09,800
oh and Fran
430
00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:12,680
I'm gonna talk incessantly
to mom about parenting
431
00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:14,080
to make you feel left out
432
00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:15,400
and to distract myself from
433
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:18,000
the gaping suckhole of a
wound where my life used to be
434
00:26:19,360 --> 00:26:22,600
oh and I hate you for
still having a waste granny
435
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:24,880
you're daydreaming again snap out of it
436
00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:27,920
happy anniversary happy anniversary
437
00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:37,520
Madeline what's up New York
you good for champagne now
438
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:42,000
no come on since when
don't you drink Richard
439
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:42,920
she doesn't have to drink
440
00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:45,880
she doesn't want to what is
she pregnant or something
441
00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:58,760
surprise ah
442
00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:03,960
oh congrats Richard
443
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:06,080
no no I mean
444
00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:07,400
that's great
445
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:09,760
just because we've been trying years
446
00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:11,840
and have 5 dogs and a freaking ferret
447
00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:13,720
turning our house into a dog damn kennel
448
00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:15,080
just to fill the void
449
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:17,880
well I'm sure all branding
had to do was one
450
00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:21,120
too many shots of liquor
and a sailor Woohoo
451
00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:23,640
that's no reason to be bitter
452
00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:27,040
in fact a toast to my little sister
453
00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:30,080
my knocked up little sister
454
00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:32,960
pass the Yorkshire pudding please
455
00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:34,320
can someone pass the gravy
456
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:36,000
gravy's coming at you
457
00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:46,960
you've always done
things your own way friend
458
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:50,640
not always things I choose for you
459
00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:55,680
but it always worked out in the end
460
00:27:58,240 --> 00:27:59,920
congratulations pet
461
00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:03,560
thanks dad
462
00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:07,600
alright let's eat
463
00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:13,680
next
464
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:22,400
excuse me oh no not you
465
00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:26,120
I barely know you silly
466
00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:31,480
residency Manhattan
467
00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:34,880
you live in New York but
your citizenship is Canadian
468
00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:38,480
may I see your visa please ma'am um
469
00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:43,280
it's just expired recently
470
00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:46,040
I mean expired is such a strong word right
471
00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:50,560
I much prefer laps it
says it expired 2 years ago
472
00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:58,520
so isn't this interesting
473
00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:01,360
living legally on American soil
474
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:03,760
did you really think you
could get away with it
475
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:05,960
Ms Mackenzie
476
00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:08,080
if that is your real name
477
00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:11,960
what do you have to
say for yourself I'm sorry
478
00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:19,040
I'm really really sorry
479
00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:21,480
I'll be sure to pass that
along with the taxpayers
480
00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:24,240
you can forget about this flight
481
00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:27,280
you're not gonna be crossing
our borders anytime soon
482
00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:28,280
but that's ridiculous
483
00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:30,160
I have a job to get to
484
00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:32,200
look I'm not even from Canada anymore
485
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:33,960
I'm a New Yorker ma'am
486
00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:35,480
you do not raise your voice to me
487
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:37,560
I am a government officer oh please
488
00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:40,320
you are a hairnet away
from a fast food cashier
489
00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:47,720
but that is my hormones talking
490
00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:50,200
that's not me okay I'm sorry look
491
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:54,080
girl to girl
492
00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:56,720
woman to woman
493
00:29:56,720 --> 00:29:58,960
I can't handle this stress right now
494
00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:02,480
because I'm actually with child
495
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:04,800
oh
496
00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:09,960
well in that case
497
00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:13,440
under Article 5 sub 7
498
00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:15,400
you are hereby bod from
entering the United States
499
00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:16,880
for a period of no less than one year
500
00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:17,720
but you can't do this
501
00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:19,080
I have a good day
502
00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:24,680
I'd offer you fries with
that power fresh out next
503
00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:32,000
little polyester wearing death pot
504
00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:33,880
probably got fired from Smart Mark
505
00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:34,560
now she's all like
506
00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:35,480
Woohoo look at me
507
00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:36,120
I'm a border guard
508
00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:38,240
I can make your life a living hell granny
509
00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:39,360
this is silly
510
00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:41,440
you have lived in New
York for nearly 10 years
511
00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:42,640
you surely have a visa
512
00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:43,960
there's a small possibility
513
00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:46,400
that I may have forgotten
to renew it recently
514
00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:48,040
Francis what
515
00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:50,200
I'm sure that there's a loophole okay
516
00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:51,240
I'm sure that I can
517
00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:53,680
I can contest it and reapply
518
00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:55,920
in the present immigration climate
519
00:30:56,040 --> 00:30:58,360
how far along are you 11 weeks
520
00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:04,000
why I hate to be the one
to break this to you dear
521
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:05,280
don't even say it mom
522
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:07,840
you are not going back to
New York until you have had
523
00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:13,000
this baby so now I'm pregnant and homeless
524
00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:15,440
what do you expect me to do you what
525
00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:17,840
you want me to send for
my stuff and wait it out here
526
00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:19,400
and then the tundra
527
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:21,960
do you have an alternative suggestion no
528
00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:24,360
not even a little bit
529
00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:27,120
you'll stay with us pit oh
530
00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:32,320
come on come on
531
00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:34,440
come on just please
532
00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:35,240
please please
533
00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:36,600
please please work
534
00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:42,200
pronto hello
535
00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:43,280
Mr Hushford
536
00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:45,680
hi this is Franny Mackenzie look
537
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:47,800
I'm I miss my flight
538
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:48,840
my visa was denied
539
00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:50,560
this is your somewhat peculiar way of
540
00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:51,680
asking for a raise
541
00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:53,600
what oh no no
542
00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:56,000
not that kind of visa look I uh
543
00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:57,800
I'm stuck in Toronto
544
00:31:57,800 --> 00:31:58,880
but but don't panic
545
00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:00,840
I mean nobody needs to
panic at the Global Village
546
00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:01,360
right I mean
547
00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:02,480
I can totally
548
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:04,600
totally keep working with Michael from here
549
00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:06,880
and how long do you
intend to remain one of the
550
00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:08,320
Global Village people
551
00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:09,080
oh not long
552
00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:10,320
just you know
553
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:12,240
a few months
554
00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:14,320
possibly uh
555
00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:18,840
12 long enough to have a baby
556
00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:23,320
I see the next sound you
hear will be me hanging out
557
00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:27,360
it's not fair
558
00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:28,080
you know I mean
559
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:31,000
I graduated from Columbia twice
560
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:32,200
I just work so hard to
561
00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:33,560
get out of this stupid little town
562
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:34,960
and now I'm back and I'm trapped
563
00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:36,160
and I'm about to get really
564
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:37,760
really fat listen
565
00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:38,800
Hellsford seems fine with
566
00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:40,800
you handling Tate stuff up there if he is
567
00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:43,520
it's a conversation that I'm dying to have
568
00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:44,360
I adore you
569
00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:46,560
please take me away and love me forever
570
00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:49,480
by the way I'm having another man's baby
571
00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:51,160
have you um
572
00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:52,960
have you heard from Calvin
573
00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:54,880
the silence count
574
00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:56,400
I could put a hit on him you know
575
00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:57,560
I know people
576
00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:00,920
all right I've slept with
people who say they know
577
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:03,160
people oh my God
578
00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:03,800
Marina it's Mike
579
00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:05,120
I have to go okay
580
00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:06,600
wish me luck
581
00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:15,840
hello so just heard the big
news from Paul stroke um
582
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:20,560
congratulations so what do you think
583
00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:23,400
easier ways to gather a second date with me
584
00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:27,200
yeah it's just
585
00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:29,040
you sure you can do this
586
00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:31,560
yeah yeah I mean
587
00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:33,160
I know that it's gonna be hard
588
00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:36,360
but I think that I'll
probably be a good mom
589
00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:38,960
you know I meant the articles
590
00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:40,440
right right
591
00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:41,560
of course you did
592
00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:43,760
it's just I've never worked
long distance before Franny
593
00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:47,760
and um it's not organic and to be Frank
594
00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:48,600
it makes me nervous
595
00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:49,360
look Michael
596
00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:52,960
I know that the situation is not ideal okay
597
00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:56,080
but I take my work very seriously
598
00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:58,040
and I swear to you that we can do this
599
00:33:58,040 --> 00:33:58,840
just please
600
00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:02,280
please please trust me I do
601
00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:04,760
of course I do um
602
00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:06,520
I'll have the next rest in tomorrow morning
603
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:11,720
okay thank you bye
604
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:23,640
please please give me my visa back
605
00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:34,240
sorry I'm late
606
00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:38,120
oh my God you're here
607
00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:47,640
haha I hate you I hate
you I'm so glad you're here
608
00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:58,000
are you gonna let go no
609
00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:00,440
okay
610
00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:04,520
how long are you staying
611
00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:08,840
as long as you let me
what about your your bands
612
00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:12,720
well I think our first kid
is a little more important
613
00:35:12,720 --> 00:35:14,840
easy buddy I'm freaked
out enough being pregnant
614
00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:17,720
and I'm not sure what kind
of commitment I'm ready for
615
00:35:17,720 --> 00:35:19,240
I'm not asking for any
616
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:31,880
Francis tells us you're a
musician he's very talented
617
00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:34,000
anything that we might have heard
618
00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:37,840
I don't think so it's um
619
00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:39,480
jazz mostly
620
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:44,440
oh well we like jazz
that um Diana crawl girl
621
00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:46,400
oh she's lovely
622
00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:49,880
actually it's experimental
623
00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:53,120
we use found instruments
624
00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:55,680
found instruments
625
00:35:57,320 --> 00:35:58,520
what does that mean
626
00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:00,680
like you know
627
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,680
sometimes I'll play a balloon
628
00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:12,560
or an electrified Rake
629
00:36:15,160 --> 00:36:19,400
you see um good good good
630
00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:21,520
good money in in that is there
631
00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:30,840
is there a bathroom um
down the hall to the right
632
00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:38,160
well there goes the gene pool
633
00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:40,360
I think I have angina
634
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:42,720
so you guys really hate them huh
635
00:36:42,720 --> 00:36:44,800
no no actually
636
00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:46,800
I am undecided
637
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:52,120
apart from the fact that
he is a borderline musician
638
00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:55,240
with an affection for gardening tools
639
00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:58,680
he is the father of your child
640
00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:00,560
and he is here to help you
641
00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:02,760
and you have no idea
how valuable those things
642
00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:05,800
are to you right now but we do
643
00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:08,160
so
644
00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:10,800
he can stay
645
00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:14,120
he could stay
646
00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:32,360
no more
647
00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:22,720
oh no
648
00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:34,320
ready
649
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:44,560
ah
650
00:39:50,240 --> 00:39:51,320
out of contraction
651
00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:54,200
breathe breathe let's
have a nice big one okay
652
00:39:54,560 --> 00:40:00,120
here we go okay he's
crowding okay push push push
653
00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:08,720
you know the blood
654
00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:12,960
the blood the blood I expected but the um
655
00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:18,240
the mucus not so much mucus
656
00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:23,160
screeching baby popping out like that
657
00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:27,760
this is like watching alien easy buddy okay
658
00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:30,240
I'm the one who has to do it
659
00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:37,640
I am so sorry
660
00:40:41,720 --> 00:40:44,520
hey um as long as we both can't sleep
661
00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:46,400
do you want a Christmas gift or
662
00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:54,320
washer and dryer yes I
got you a washer and dryer
663
00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:57,800
I know you've been missing New York
664
00:40:58,280 --> 00:41:00,640
so I figured if we can't go to Manhattan
665
00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:03,120
why not bring Manhattan to us
666
00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:07,280
oh my God
667
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:10,480
oh my God
668
00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:15,160
Calvin this is amazing
669
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:19,760
how did you do this this is Brooklyn Bridge
670
00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:23,800
that's where we ended our first date
671
00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:27,960
yep and it was raining
and you wouldn't kiss me
672
00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:30,360
because you said it would be a cliche
673
00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:33,080
uh huh
674
00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:36,040
come here
675
00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:39,480
there's Temple Bar
676
00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:43,280
yeah
677
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:46,280
where you kept kissing me
678
00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:48,480
until I agreed to take you home
679
00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:51,600
I seem to remember it the other way around
680
00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:53,520
hmm whatever
681
00:41:56,560 --> 00:41:58,360
you know I realized the other day
682
00:41:58,360 --> 00:41:59,920
and all our amazing firsts
683
00:41:59,920 --> 00:42:02,520
we missed a pretty important one
684
00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:05,560
our first dance
685
00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:18,120
I feel like a cow
686
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:22,160
but you move like a
gazelle oh you're a liar
687
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:40,400
thanks for staying
688
00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:48,120
you have no idea how much
I appreciate that you're here
689
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:51,040
where else would I wanna be
690
00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:09,760
baby you peeing on me
691
00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:14,080
I think my water just broke
692
00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:23,000
oh shoot shoot okay
don't panic I'm totally on it
693
00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:29,480
okay okay I totally got you come on
694
00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:35,680
we are having a baby we're having a baby
695
00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:39,480
I know you're tired but I need one more
696
00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:43,760
oh come on Freddy one
big push what do yourself
697
00:43:45,640 --> 00:43:47,840
Kevin I can't do this
anymore I can't I'm sorry
698
00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:51,360
I know but we'll go back
a few weeks okay please
699
00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:54,720
you're doing so amazing
right now we're so close
700
00:43:59,840 --> 00:44:01,000
push Granny
701
00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:03,960
come on I can see the head
702
00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:06,280
oh no I can't do this
703
00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:08,360
I'm sorry I quit okay
704
00:44:08,360 --> 00:44:10,400
hey hey hey
705
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:13,800
I know how much you
two want to meet each other
706
00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:18,440
you are so close we just
need one more push okay
707
00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:20,240
one more one more
708
00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:33,440
good Franny good keep it coming that's it
709
00:44:34,440 --> 00:44:38,960
and here's the baby does
the father wanna cut the corn
710
00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:41,480
yes
711
00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:57,560
ah there there is it okay good
712
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:09,120
it's a boy and son
713
00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:24,600
ah ah
714
00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:31,640
come on come on
715
00:45:50,760 --> 00:45:51,560
Kim
716
00:45:52,840 --> 00:45:55,320
say Kim that's his name
717
00:45:56,080 --> 00:45:58,440
no it's not yes it is
718
00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:01,280
it's after my music mentor
719
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:05,840
was I sleeping when you
became the boss of me
720
00:46:06,160 --> 00:46:08,560
oh so he gets your last name
721
00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:10,240
and the first name you picked for
722
00:46:11,840 --> 00:46:14,440
pardon me if I'd like to
have some say in this
723
00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:16,040
by giving my first born
724
00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:18,440
a name that actually means something to me
725
00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:22,040
pick another one
726
00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:30,120
Killus no Bjorn no Ishmael definitely not
727
00:46:33,640 --> 00:46:34,640
Lester
728
00:46:36,120 --> 00:46:39,880
he kind of looks like a Lester I know
729
00:46:41,560 --> 00:46:46,080
hi Lester it's nice to meet you
730
00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:48,920
hi Lester
731
00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:52,800
come on come on
732
00:46:54,040 --> 00:46:54,840
it's cold
733
00:46:56,440 --> 00:46:58,120
welcome home
734
00:46:59,840 --> 00:47:01,800
oh he's lovely
735
00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:04,880
so proud of you
736
00:47:10,600 --> 00:47:13,640
I can see like all dads
you're a pack animal now
737
00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:19,960
thanks for fathers come on in
738
00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:23,920
you know I really think that
we're gonna have to cancel
739
00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:24,680
your brother's cruise
740
00:47:24,680 --> 00:47:25,680
you're not ready mom
741
00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:26,760
please go okay
742
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:29,240
Richard will kill me if I ruin his gift
743
00:47:29,240 --> 00:47:30,800
with my fakundity
744
00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:32,480
she's right dear
745
00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:34,600
let's let the kids breathe
746
00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:39,600
all right but I cannot overstress to you
747
00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:40,680
the importance of these
748
00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:42,760
first few weeks of development Calvin
749
00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:44,280
this is for you too
750
00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:46,320
now I've got you a selection
751
00:47:46,320 --> 00:47:49,560
of classical music to
increase his spatial abilities
752
00:47:49,720 --> 00:47:51,480
and whale calls for verbal
753
00:47:51,480 --> 00:47:53,760
you play the classical when he's feeding
754
00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:55,240
and the other one is asleep
755
00:47:56,920 --> 00:47:57,640
you look lost
756
00:47:57,640 --> 00:47:58,480
you're lost
757
00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:00,520
call the travel agent
758
00:48:00,520 --> 00:48:02,120
no cancel the trip mom
759
00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:05,040
no no no we just we need
760
00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:08,280
we need space to self
actualizes new parents
761
00:48:10,720 --> 00:48:13,080
I completely respect that
762
00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:16,840
and Grandpa holding Lester
763
00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:21,440
watch your hand Kappa
why you put on some Mozart
764
00:48:26,520 --> 00:48:28,640
God he's just so cute
765
00:48:30,400 --> 00:48:33,960
I think he has your nose
I think he has your eyes
766
00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:37,120
you know I'm so far behind on deadline
767
00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:38,760
I really should go do some work
768
00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:41,280
I want you sput day sooner you're done
769
00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:43,360
the sooner you get to come play with us
770
00:48:44,360 --> 00:48:46,440
you are so getting lucky tonight
771
00:48:47,760 --> 00:48:51,400
okay not tonight but I'll
pencil you in for next month
772
00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:05,080
you could be a singer those lungs he's
773
00:49:11,840 --> 00:49:14,160
not hungry not wet there's no fever
774
00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:15,000
it's gotta be colic
775
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:17,600
don't say colic okay
just please don't say colic
776
00:49:17,600 --> 00:49:19,800
this here the colic can last 3 months
777
00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:21,360
you're not helping me buddy
778
00:49:29,680 --> 00:49:32,160
check his mom again I'm trying
779
00:49:35,240 --> 00:49:38,600
don't wrap up so tight
okay it's the freaking origami
780
00:49:39,560 --> 00:49:41,520
oh my God look at the poop
781
00:49:42,600 --> 00:49:46,840
what are we looking at I don't know
782
00:49:59,680 --> 00:50:02,120
ah ah
783
00:50:13,240 --> 00:50:17,720
wow wow kill them wow
784
00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:26,480
ah
785
00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:28,720
ah
786
00:50:35,120 --> 00:50:36,760
oh my God
787
00:50:55,280 --> 00:50:57,080
I don't know I don't know what to do
788
00:50:57,080 --> 00:51:01,200
I just I am all out of ideas baby
789
00:51:12,120 --> 00:51:16,640
why does he hate us he does he hate us
790
00:51:18,720 --> 00:51:19,520
hello
791
00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:23,840
hi how is she um
792
00:51:24,160 --> 00:51:25,280
see for yourself
793
00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:28,000
she's been pumping for like 6 hours or so
794
00:51:28,040 --> 00:51:28,760
can you talk to her
795
00:51:28,760 --> 00:51:30,240
I'll get faster hi
796
00:51:30,840 --> 00:51:35,240
hi Franny hi oh hi
797
00:51:36,880 --> 00:51:37,800
Randy
798
00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:43,440
what are you doing I'm just
doing some milk because um
799
00:51:44,960 --> 00:51:46,520
I really need a drink mom
800
00:51:46,520 --> 00:51:48,560
like a big one or some Dramamine
801
00:51:48,560 --> 00:51:50,680
maybe horse tranquilizers crack pipe
802
00:51:50,680 --> 00:51:51,240
I don't care
803
00:51:51,240 --> 00:51:53,080
just please stop me out
804
00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:55,000
why don't you come with me okay
805
00:51:55,600 --> 00:51:56,600
a little walk
806
00:51:56,600 --> 00:51:57,400
give me those
807
00:51:57,840 --> 00:52:00,440
okay get some fresh air there
808
00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:01,600
be beer there
809
00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:03,520
go find your coat okay
810
00:52:04,880 --> 00:52:07,960
hi dad hi dad we'll be back
811
00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:15,240
where did I go
812
00:52:15,240 --> 00:52:17,760
I mean I lost my apartment
813
00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:20,920
my city my friends my waste
814
00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:25,000
all I've got is what's left of my job and
815
00:52:26,640 --> 00:52:29,000
and Calvin and Lester
816
00:52:34,920 --> 00:52:39,560
you are having a temporary
identity crisis it's normal
817
00:52:41,080 --> 00:52:44,160
it gets better I promise
818
00:52:45,640 --> 00:52:48,440
can I tell you something sure
819
00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:59,280
I'm not so sure that I'm
gonna be any good at this
820
00:53:04,120 --> 00:53:06,480
I wish I could offer you some Panacea
821
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:08,200
but the truth is
822
00:53:08,920 --> 00:53:11,360
being a mother is the hardest job there is
823
00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:15,480
and you know it never
really stops being hard
824
00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:20,160
but it never really stops being wonderful
825
00:53:21,080 --> 00:53:22,560
and that is the deal
826
00:53:29,960 --> 00:53:30,560
for the record
827
00:53:30,560 --> 00:53:34,560
I still feel this close to
going completely insane
828
00:53:34,600 --> 00:53:35,400
well for the record
829
00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:38,560
I've been feeling that way
for almost 40 years haha
830
00:53:39,920 --> 00:53:41,400
welcome to motherhood
831
00:53:49,320 --> 00:53:51,600
hey hey hey
832
00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:35,520
your soul to keep
833
00:54:59,480 --> 00:55:01,760
if it's your way out
834
00:55:08,200 --> 00:55:09,920
you won't be
835
00:55:11,200 --> 00:55:12,200
happy
836
00:55:24,120 --> 00:55:25,320
haha
837
00:55:38,240 --> 00:55:41,680
ah ah ah
838
00:55:43,760 --> 00:55:46,480
what god who slaughtering pig
839
00:55:46,920 --> 00:55:48,200
Mr Houseford
840
00:55:48,800 --> 00:55:51,040
oh my god look I am
841
00:55:51,280 --> 00:55:54,680
I am so sorry that I'm
behind on deadline but um
842
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:57,280
frankly it's been crazy here lately
843
00:55:58,080 --> 00:56:00,680
well now let's not be ghost
and talk about business
844
00:56:00,680 --> 00:56:02,080
got new life with you
845
00:56:02,400 --> 00:56:04,040
I call to congratulate you
846
00:56:04,600 --> 00:56:06,560
Marina has something
she wants to say to you
847
00:56:09,720 --> 00:56:11,440
Franny Marina
848
00:56:12,280 --> 00:56:13,720
Marina what's going on
849
00:56:13,840 --> 00:56:18,120
Mr Houseford wants me
to tell you that you're fired
850
00:56:18,120 --> 00:56:20,920
Franny they're putting
Veneva on the tape essays
851
00:56:22,240 --> 00:56:23,960
I'm sorry Franny
852
00:56:34,360 --> 00:56:35,480
what's wrong
853
00:57:29,160 --> 00:57:31,400
down with love
854
00:57:47,800 --> 00:57:50,720
it's been weeks let's get some light
855
00:57:59,360 --> 00:58:00,440
how are you doing
856
00:58:01,920 --> 00:58:03,360
how am I doing
857
00:58:04,680 --> 00:58:05,840
how am I doing
858
00:58:05,840 --> 00:58:07,000
I'm unemployed
859
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:08,640
I'm living off my parents
860
00:58:08,640 --> 00:58:10,480
and I don't know where my fat ass ends
861
00:58:10,480 --> 00:58:11,880
and my thighs begin
862
00:58:12,920 --> 00:58:15,600
that good huh yeah
863
00:58:16,840 --> 00:58:17,760
well
864
00:58:19,640 --> 00:58:23,280
I know a little something
that might cheer you up
865
00:58:24,480 --> 00:58:31,880
someone is having a
birthday and it's my birthday
866
00:58:31,880 --> 00:58:34,720
oh that's great that's just that's great
867
00:58:34,720 --> 00:58:39,160
so now I'm not just a
loser I'm a 29 year old loser
868
00:58:39,920 --> 00:58:43,480
I don't need a reminder
about how old I'm getting Cal
869
00:58:43,480 --> 00:58:44,880
happy birthday
870
00:58:51,840 --> 00:58:53,080
my parents
871
00:58:56,360 --> 00:58:58,920
okay you know what
872
00:59:00,160 --> 00:59:01,800
let's put this in perspective
873
00:59:01,800 --> 00:59:06,360
you lost a job not a limp
this isn't about the job
874
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:10,360
okay get up we need to go for a walk
875
00:59:10,480 --> 00:59:14,880
I don't feel like going outside Franny now
876
00:59:16,760 --> 00:59:18,000
okay I am trying
877
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:18,880
Franny I'm trying
878
00:59:18,880 --> 00:59:21,200
really hard to understand
what you're going through
879
00:59:22,920 --> 00:59:24,400
what do you want me to say
880
00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:27,280
you want me to say
that I'm happy with my life
881
00:59:27,280 --> 00:59:29,760
that I'm exactly where I wanted to be
882
00:59:29,760 --> 00:59:32,760
nobody is exactly where they wanted to be
883
00:59:33,160 --> 00:59:34,480
hell I gave up my band
884
00:59:34,480 --> 00:59:36,960
oh my God you had to
stop playing the balloon
885
00:59:41,800 --> 00:59:44,080
I'm sorry I didn't mean that I just
886
00:59:45,920 --> 00:59:49,280
I'm not myself right now
887
00:59:49,520 --> 00:59:52,240
and I think that that's
pretty much the problem
888
00:59:52,720 --> 00:59:54,200
so what are you trying to say
889
00:59:57,440 --> 00:59:59,680
you regret having lesser God no
890
00:59:59,680 --> 01:00:03,720
don't twist this I love him
891
01:00:05,280 --> 01:00:08,160
but that is not some magic pill
892
01:00:08,160 --> 01:00:11,720
that means that this new
life makes sense to me
893
01:00:13,280 --> 01:00:17,040
it doesn't mean that we make sense to me
894
01:00:18,480 --> 01:00:22,000
I just I just don't wanna to wake up
895
01:00:22,080 --> 01:00:23,360
one day and realize that
896
01:00:23,360 --> 01:00:26,080
the only reason we're
together is because we had a kid
897
01:00:26,080 --> 01:00:26,920
that's not gonna happen
898
01:00:26,920 --> 01:00:27,640
how do you know
899
01:00:27,640 --> 01:00:29,720
because I'm in love with you Franny
900
01:00:32,880 --> 01:00:34,080
I love
901
01:00:35,640 --> 01:00:41,200
that you are smart about
words and clueless about life
902
01:00:42,640 --> 01:00:46,280
that you're always in a
hurry and never on time
903
01:00:48,600 --> 01:00:52,040
I even love the stuff that I hate about you
904
01:00:53,520 --> 01:00:56,040
so the real question is
905
01:00:57,480 --> 01:00:58,960
are you in love with me
906
01:01:05,040 --> 01:01:07,920
how am I supposed to know who I love
907
01:01:07,920 --> 01:01:11,160
when I don't even know who I am
908
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:16,800
how am I supposed to answer that question
909
01:01:19,600 --> 01:01:21,160
I think you just did
910
01:01:26,360 --> 01:01:27,160
Calvin
911
01:01:30,760 --> 01:01:32,120
I'm sorry
912
01:03:27,320 --> 01:03:28,480
I'm in love
913
01:03:48,480 --> 01:03:49,360
hey Les
914
01:03:51,680 --> 01:03:53,400
can we talk for a second bud
915
01:03:55,040 --> 01:04:01,440
look I know that I haven't
been very good at this yet
916
01:04:03,920 --> 01:04:05,680
but that's gonna change
917
01:04:07,760 --> 01:04:13,440
what do you say we um we
start over and from here on in
918
01:04:13,480 --> 01:04:15,800
it's gonna be all about you
919
01:04:17,720 --> 01:04:20,360
yeah haha
920
01:04:56,840 --> 01:04:58,840
was squatted by temptation
921
01:05:00,240 --> 01:05:02,760
make your mind
922
01:05:03,400 --> 01:05:07,920
might as well see it gladly wanted in her
923
01:05:09,040 --> 01:05:10,080
I can never
924
01:05:14,920 --> 01:05:16,880
it's not like it suddenly gets easy
925
01:05:17,360 --> 01:05:18,120
but if you're lucky
926
01:05:18,120 --> 01:05:21,120
there's a certain point
where it just starts to work
927
01:05:21,560 --> 01:05:23,040
where you begin to think
928
01:05:23,040 --> 01:05:25,280
maybe I'm not so terrible at this
929
01:05:25,400 --> 01:05:27,920
maybe I can do it on my own
930
01:05:29,960 --> 01:05:32,160
and then the real magic happens
931
01:05:32,560 --> 01:05:35,400
when you stop being scared
about being a bad mom
932
01:05:35,400 --> 01:05:38,520
and just start becoming a good one
933
01:05:40,840 --> 01:05:42,960
I guess the scary truth is
934
01:05:44,040 --> 01:05:49,160
I had to have a child to
stop being one hello Lord
935
01:05:49,160 --> 01:05:50,960
have I got news Marina
936
01:05:51,480 --> 01:05:52,640
why are you whispering
937
01:05:52,640 --> 01:05:54,240
how would you like your job back
938
01:05:54,400 --> 01:05:58,600
why haha beneath is being fired as we speak
939
01:05:59,280 --> 01:06:01,080
I know it's fantastic
940
01:06:01,080 --> 01:06:02,720
turns out Tate couldn't stand
941
01:06:02,720 --> 01:06:04,600
or he claims she threw off his track
942
01:06:04,600 --> 01:06:06,280
so what does this have to do with me
943
01:06:06,280 --> 01:06:09,320
he wants to fly up there
to talk about rehiring you
944
01:06:10,840 --> 01:06:12,280
what when will he be coming
945
01:06:12,280 --> 01:06:17,640
I don't know I think he
said um tonight tomorrow
946
01:06:19,920 --> 01:06:20,920
tomorrow
947
01:06:28,440 --> 01:06:29,240
hi
948
01:06:30,440 --> 01:06:33,080
I'll have a P meal on a Kaiser
949
01:06:34,160 --> 01:06:38,880
and a decaf grande non fat cappuccino
950
01:06:40,520 --> 01:06:42,600
just kidding coffee
951
01:06:44,720 --> 01:06:46,520
2 please thank you
952
01:06:48,520 --> 01:06:51,920
wow yeah final booze and western sandwich
953
01:06:51,920 --> 01:06:52,960
not quite the rainbow
954
01:06:52,960 --> 01:06:56,280
oh god please don't talk
about New York I miss it
955
01:06:57,360 --> 01:06:58,240
you look great
956
01:06:59,720 --> 01:07:00,680
haven't changed
957
01:07:00,880 --> 01:07:04,280
you expected hair rollers in the bathroom
958
01:07:04,560 --> 01:07:07,240
no no no but your life's different now
959
01:07:07,640 --> 01:07:08,600
you're a single mom
960
01:07:08,600 --> 01:07:11,000
and I need you to come
here in person to make sure
961
01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:12,000
you're ready to work again
962
01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:14,560
I am so ready to come back to work
963
01:07:15,160 --> 01:07:18,120
look I know that I
dropped the ball before um
964
01:07:18,120 --> 01:07:19,560
but I really feel like I'm
965
01:07:19,560 --> 01:07:20,760
getting my life back on track
966
01:07:20,760 --> 01:07:23,480
you know I'm firing on all cylinders
967
01:07:23,480 --> 01:07:24,840
and you just hear everybody
968
01:07:24,840 --> 01:07:26,520
saying that you permanently changed
969
01:07:26,520 --> 01:07:28,040
that you're gonna be different forever
970
01:07:28,040 --> 01:07:30,200
but I feel the same as I did before
971
01:07:30,200 --> 01:07:31,360
I don't I don't see it
972
01:07:31,360 --> 01:07:33,720
there is absolutely no difference
973
01:07:33,720 --> 01:07:36,560
I'm completely lactating right now aren't I
974
01:07:37,800 --> 01:07:43,040
I am okay milk haha
alright we're covered thanks
975
01:07:44,960 --> 01:07:47,080
that was embarrassing
976
01:07:47,160 --> 01:07:50,200
leave it to me to have ironic breast milk
977
01:07:50,200 --> 01:07:51,840
it was excellent time
978
01:07:54,600 --> 01:07:55,920
really like working with you
979
01:07:56,800 --> 01:07:59,640
but I am up against the
wall on these deadlines
980
01:07:59,640 --> 01:08:02,000
so you have to be honest with me
981
01:08:03,280 --> 01:08:05,160
don't wait for any really
982
01:08:07,200 --> 01:08:11,360
honestly this is the first business
983
01:08:11,440 --> 01:08:13,560
conversation I had in 8 months
984
01:08:14,120 --> 01:08:15,520
I get less sleep than surgical
985
01:08:15,520 --> 01:08:17,840
in turn I have baby vomit on my shoe
986
01:08:17,840 --> 01:08:20,120
and the last book I read involved dishes
987
01:08:20,120 --> 01:08:21,440
running with spoons
988
01:08:23,440 --> 01:08:24,400
but Michael
989
01:08:24,400 --> 01:08:26,920
I still know when your sentence is awake
990
01:08:27,440 --> 01:08:30,560
I still know when your arguments run on
991
01:08:30,880 --> 01:08:33,320
I'm a good editor and
I'm ready to come back
992
01:08:36,920 --> 01:08:39,640
so well I hope you mean that literally
993
01:08:42,240 --> 01:08:43,320
can't be flying up here every time
994
01:08:43,320 --> 01:08:44,960
I need your fabulous brain
995
01:08:45,240 --> 01:08:47,040
I've been pulling strings since you left
996
01:08:48,080 --> 01:08:51,080
one of them gave this is
just a confirmation my visa
997
01:08:51,600 --> 01:08:55,040
my visa but you got me back my visa Michael
998
01:09:01,840 --> 01:09:02,840
thank you
999
01:09:06,360 --> 01:09:08,040
I'm going to New York
1000
01:09:19,840 --> 01:09:22,760
where I'm from where I walk
1001
01:09:29,520 --> 01:09:33,080
so adorable you could
start my biological clog
1002
01:09:33,560 --> 01:09:35,560
but how did you end up with a fat baby
1003
01:09:35,840 --> 01:09:37,320
oh Francesco
1004
01:09:41,320 --> 01:09:42,760
you're the little guy
1005
01:09:43,000 --> 01:09:45,080
just about sunk my magazine aren't you
1006
01:09:45,080 --> 01:09:45,680
yes you are
1007
01:09:45,680 --> 01:09:47,920
yes you are and
1008
01:09:49,600 --> 01:09:52,480
yes like you've done
a terrific job with Tate
1009
01:09:52,840 --> 01:09:56,240
and because I'm full
and contain the multitudes
1010
01:09:56,240 --> 01:09:58,480
I'm going to forgive you all the screw UPS
1011
01:09:59,320 --> 01:10:02,080
and what is this your new office
1012
01:10:02,200 --> 01:10:03,800
I'm giving you a sort of promotion
1013
01:10:03,800 --> 01:10:06,200
you're gonna take over
Veneva's responsibility
1014
01:10:06,200 --> 01:10:08,800
and does this sort of
promotion come with this sort of
1015
01:10:09,720 --> 01:10:11,920
ways hahaha
1016
01:10:11,920 --> 01:10:14,520
we've missed that dry
sense of humor around here
1017
01:11:08,960 --> 01:11:09,760
why
1018
01:11:15,720 --> 01:11:16,520
hi
1019
01:11:17,720 --> 01:11:19,840
you look good oh
1020
01:11:21,040 --> 01:11:21,920
different
1021
01:11:23,320 --> 01:11:24,160
thanks
1022
01:11:27,840 --> 01:11:28,640
hi
1023
01:11:30,040 --> 01:11:33,560
how are you hi how are you
1024
01:11:38,600 --> 01:11:41,360
so how do you wanna do this well
1025
01:11:41,360 --> 01:11:43,960
I figure I'm off work
before most of your big start
1026
01:11:43,960 --> 01:11:46,720
so I can drop them off in the
morning and come get them
1027
01:11:46,720 --> 01:11:49,920
um around dinner if that's okay with you
1028
01:11:51,600 --> 01:11:53,480
bands got a tour coming up pretty soon
1029
01:11:53,480 --> 01:11:57,080
so need to find someone
to cover while on the way
1030
01:11:57,480 --> 01:11:59,400
yeah it should be no problem
1031
01:12:01,520 --> 01:12:02,920
so have you been
1032
01:12:06,800 --> 01:12:08,080
I'm meeting someone
1033
01:12:16,520 --> 01:12:18,120
hi sweet pea
1034
01:12:20,760 --> 01:12:21,800
okay
1035
01:12:27,440 --> 01:12:29,680
finding this part where you have to let go
1036
01:12:32,480 --> 01:12:33,520
yeah
1037
01:12:45,440 --> 01:12:47,720
I'm really glad you got your job back
1038
01:12:49,000 --> 01:12:50,520
I know what it means to you
1039
01:13:06,480 --> 01:13:08,160
god saved me from a small life
1040
01:13:08,160 --> 01:13:10,960
or small love for minivans and mediocrity
1041
01:13:10,960 --> 01:13:13,680
and from my suspicion that in the end
1042
01:13:13,760 --> 01:13:15,760
the search is always better to find
1043
01:13:17,320 --> 01:13:18,120
well
1044
01:13:21,480 --> 01:13:22,520
that's amazing
1045
01:13:23,880 --> 01:13:25,080
it's depressing
1046
01:13:26,080 --> 01:13:29,520
it is well then hold back now I'm just
1047
01:13:29,520 --> 01:13:32,960
how can a life be small
if it makes you happy
1048
01:13:32,960 --> 01:13:33,760
over the question
1049
01:13:33,760 --> 01:13:35,040
how can it make you happy if it's small
1050
01:13:35,040 --> 01:13:37,200
because there's a difference
between being small
1051
01:13:37,200 --> 01:13:38,000
and being empty
1052
01:13:38,000 --> 01:13:39,760
yes sir what
1053
01:13:39,760 --> 01:13:40,800
what happened to the Franny
1054
01:13:40,800 --> 01:13:42,840
who demanded something
exceptional from life
1055
01:13:42,840 --> 01:13:44,560
oh look don't worry about me okay
1056
01:13:44,560 --> 01:13:48,000
I don't plan on settling for
anything less than my kind
1057
01:13:48,360 --> 01:13:50,320
perfect I'll do that
1058
01:13:55,240 --> 01:13:56,040
so
1059
01:13:57,760 --> 01:14:00,200
this is it the last article
1060
01:14:01,200 --> 01:14:04,840
assuming you're signing
off of course of course
1061
01:14:05,880 --> 01:14:10,800
Michael it's really really great thanks
1062
01:14:12,760 --> 01:14:14,680
I'm on a book tour this week
1063
01:14:14,680 --> 01:14:17,400
but I hear that Hoshford's
throwing a party for me
1064
01:14:17,400 --> 01:14:18,240
when I return
1065
01:14:18,240 --> 01:14:19,480
I assume you're gonna be there
1066
01:14:20,200 --> 01:14:23,520
oh absolutely good
1067
01:14:32,760 --> 01:14:34,840
try not to get pregnant
again before I get back
1068
01:14:45,040 --> 01:14:45,960
yeah
1069
01:14:47,520 --> 01:14:52,160
uh is Calvin here he's
playing with this kid
1070
01:15:00,640 --> 01:15:03,600
who is the greatest spot in the world
1071
01:15:04,080 --> 01:15:07,520
who is the greatest spot in the whole world
1072
01:15:07,520 --> 01:15:09,600
Mister is it you
1073
01:15:14,760 --> 01:15:17,640
what makes me want to dance
1074
01:15:17,640 --> 01:15:18,640
how about you
1075
01:15:20,080 --> 01:15:25,080
and I turn you and I whip
you and I and I punch you
1076
01:15:28,000 --> 01:15:28,800
hi
1077
01:15:30,120 --> 01:15:33,680
Calvis looks amazing
gotta take him already huh
1078
01:15:34,800 --> 01:15:38,360
um guess we're having too much fun big man
1079
01:15:39,840 --> 01:15:42,280
after last I promise
1080
01:15:42,280 --> 01:15:45,280
I will write you new songs on the bus okay
1081
01:15:49,080 --> 01:15:49,880
Mwah
1082
01:15:52,280 --> 01:15:55,320
so when are you leaving next week
1083
01:15:56,720 --> 01:15:58,040
still have to pack
1084
01:16:02,280 --> 01:16:06,760
can I ask you a question
um the other day in the park
1085
01:16:07,760 --> 01:16:09,040
what did you mean
1086
01:16:10,280 --> 01:16:14,760
do I really look different completely
1087
01:16:15,280 --> 01:16:16,600
he's changed you
1088
01:16:17,520 --> 01:16:20,640
I can see it I hope you
don't mean the stretch marks
1089
01:16:20,920 --> 01:16:24,760
just talking a little deeper of thanks yeah
1090
01:16:26,200 --> 01:16:30,040
you've always been
beautiful Franny but now you
1091
01:16:31,280 --> 01:16:33,000
I don't know now you have Grace
1092
01:16:35,080 --> 01:16:39,360
Carl come on already we're late gotta go
1093
01:16:39,440 --> 01:16:40,800
come on I'll walk you through out
1094
01:16:42,560 --> 01:16:43,640
is she a smoker
1095
01:16:43,720 --> 01:16:45,600
she looks like a smoker honey
1096
01:16:45,600 --> 01:16:46,880
I'm just saying
1097
01:16:46,880 --> 01:16:48,560
you know if you're gonna have prancing
1098
01:16:48,560 --> 01:16:49,800
naked thigh girl around her son
1099
01:16:49,800 --> 01:16:51,240
I prefer it if she put some pants on
1100
01:16:51,240 --> 01:16:52,200
before she touched him
1101
01:16:52,200 --> 01:16:54,480
I'll have her put her pants on good
1102
01:17:05,560 --> 01:17:08,560
excuse me can I get a
gimlet make it a double
1103
01:17:09,680 --> 01:17:11,120
hey handsome what you drinking
1104
01:17:12,440 --> 01:17:14,000
so ladies and gentlemen
1105
01:17:14,000 --> 01:17:16,280
the time has come to bid a fun farewell
1106
01:17:16,360 --> 01:17:17,920
to the inevitable
1107
01:17:17,920 --> 01:17:18,920
Michael Tate
1108
01:17:19,600 --> 01:17:20,600
we hate to see him leave
1109
01:17:20,600 --> 01:17:22,960
but we're gonna pass
the torch to our next guest
1110
01:17:22,960 --> 01:17:27,160
essayist who will be chosen
by our new features editor
1111
01:17:27,160 --> 01:17:30,360
the ever charming Francesca Mackenzie
1112
01:17:33,960 --> 01:17:37,280
you managed not to
screw everything up after all
1113
01:17:40,200 --> 01:17:41,720
I'm just gonna go over here
1114
01:17:43,560 --> 01:17:47,480
well congratulations Miss
Features editor why thank you
1115
01:17:47,480 --> 01:17:49,920
so I guess this brings to
an end our literary affair
1116
01:17:49,920 --> 01:17:53,120
huh well I for one thrilled
to have the work behind us
1117
01:17:53,120 --> 01:17:56,240
oh oh I see you're glad
to be rid of me are you
1118
01:17:57,480 --> 01:17:58,800
completely the opposite
1119
01:18:01,280 --> 01:18:04,040
but I think you knew that
1120
01:18:05,600 --> 01:18:09,760
I also think we've waited
too long for a second date
1121
01:18:20,400 --> 01:18:22,720
thing is Franny I
1122
01:18:24,920 --> 01:18:26,080
don't think I've ever met a woman
1123
01:18:26,080 --> 01:18:27,920
who understood my mind as well as you do
1124
01:18:29,480 --> 01:18:30,800
what about Lester
1125
01:18:32,240 --> 01:18:35,120
have to admit that at first
1126
01:18:35,120 --> 01:18:39,600
the whole single mom
thing was a bit exotic but um
1127
01:18:40,720 --> 01:18:42,200
you make it worth trying
1128
01:18:43,680 --> 01:18:45,120
and seriously he's a great kid
1129
01:18:45,720 --> 01:18:47,240
I mean you hardly know he's there
1130
01:18:50,080 --> 01:18:54,320
so Michael we're waiting for
a few words of wisdom yeah
1131
01:18:54,760 --> 01:18:56,600
um let's face it
1132
01:18:56,720 --> 01:18:57,760
we're attracted
1133
01:18:57,800 --> 01:18:59,040
we're like minded
1134
01:18:59,960 --> 01:19:00,800
the job's over
1135
01:19:00,800 --> 01:19:02,640
so I can't think
1136
01:19:02,640 --> 01:19:05,520
one good reason why we
shouldn't be together can you
1137
01:19:06,240 --> 01:19:06,640
I don't know
1138
01:19:06,640 --> 01:19:07,520
what the hell am I up
1139
01:19:07,520 --> 01:19:08,680
you're talking to myself
1140
01:19:10,160 --> 01:19:11,040
think it over
1141
01:19:12,320 --> 01:19:13,280
duty calls
1142
01:19:16,000 --> 01:19:17,840
congratulations thank you very much
1143
01:19:19,360 --> 01:19:21,120
thank you thank you very much
1144
01:19:21,120 --> 01:19:22,600
um it's very kind
1145
01:19:22,600 --> 01:19:25,440
um well despite a few
hiccups along the way okay
1146
01:19:25,440 --> 01:19:26,440
he just kissed you in public
1147
01:19:26,440 --> 01:19:28,000
I think that's legally binding
1148
01:19:28,600 --> 01:19:29,720
we just got a promotion
1149
01:19:29,720 --> 01:19:31,520
and Mr Pulitzer home within five minutes
1150
01:19:31,520 --> 01:19:32,080
if I didn't love you
1151
01:19:32,080 --> 01:19:33,400
I'm telling you I would hate you
1152
01:19:33,480 --> 01:19:35,520
yeah everything is um
1153
01:19:36,920 --> 01:19:38,960
perfect what
1154
01:19:39,000 --> 01:19:40,640
look at me why are there tears no
1155
01:19:40,640 --> 01:19:43,160
no no thank you very much
but there should be no tears
1156
01:19:43,400 --> 01:19:44,840
a whole glass okay
1157
01:19:45,360 --> 01:19:48,040
oh here hey you're welcome
1158
01:19:51,760 --> 01:19:54,440
Franny Franny
1159
01:19:55,640 --> 01:19:57,880
hey oh honey
1160
01:19:59,560 --> 01:20:02,200
oh baby please tell
me those are tears of joy
1161
01:20:03,040 --> 01:20:04,360
right not no
1162
01:20:04,840 --> 01:20:05,680
okay talk to me
1163
01:20:05,680 --> 01:20:06,680
what's going on
1164
01:20:07,160 --> 01:20:11,120
I'm kind of realizing that I probably made
1165
01:20:11,120 --> 01:20:13,200
the biggest mistake of my life
1166
01:20:15,160 --> 01:20:16,600
do you remember how
1167
01:20:16,600 --> 01:20:18,880
you know we used to go
on all those lousy dates
1168
01:20:18,880 --> 01:20:19,920
and we would talk about
1169
01:20:19,920 --> 01:20:23,680
how great it would be to
finally find the guy yeah
1170
01:20:24,560 --> 01:20:25,880
well I found him
1171
01:20:28,160 --> 01:20:29,640
but I let him go
1172
01:20:31,360 --> 01:20:34,160
okay honey I'm not following you okay
1173
01:20:35,120 --> 01:20:36,760
you know that I've been dreaming of
1174
01:20:36,760 --> 01:20:39,600
the perfect guy since I was 16 years old
1175
01:20:39,960 --> 01:20:44,680
and Michael is everything
that I thought I wanted
1176
01:20:48,640 --> 01:20:52,280
but Calvin is the one that I belong with
1177
01:20:55,600 --> 01:20:56,560
are you sure
1178
01:20:58,680 --> 01:20:59,680
are you really
1179
01:20:59,680 --> 01:21:00,680
really sure
1180
01:21:02,920 --> 01:21:04,600
then honey you gotta tell him
1181
01:21:04,920 --> 01:21:07,880
I can't tell him he's leaving on Tori
1182
01:21:07,880 --> 01:21:08,760
he's going to Europe
1183
01:21:08,760 --> 01:21:10,960
and he's dating this blond girl with thighs
1184
01:21:10,960 --> 01:21:12,760
like a 13 year old Russian athlete
1185
01:21:12,760 --> 01:21:14,440
uh uh Corticova doesn't get him
1186
01:21:14,440 --> 01:21:15,240
you got tips
1187
01:21:15,320 --> 01:21:16,200
when's he leaving
1188
01:21:16,720 --> 01:21:17,560
any minute now
1189
01:21:17,560 --> 01:21:18,000
what are we doing
1190
01:21:18,000 --> 01:21:18,800
standing here
1191
01:21:21,120 --> 01:21:21,920
Marina
1192
01:21:24,120 --> 01:21:26,120
taxi oh no no no no
1193
01:21:26,760 --> 01:21:28,080
I can't get him on my cell phone
1194
01:21:28,080 --> 01:21:28,920
okay we're gonna
1195
01:21:28,920 --> 01:21:29,200
we're gonna
1196
01:21:29,200 --> 01:21:30,720
make a run part and
take a shortcut to the park
1197
01:21:30,720 --> 01:21:32,080
let's go okay
1198
01:21:34,960 --> 01:21:37,200
this is so exciting I
feel like Julia Roberts
1199
01:21:43,120 --> 01:21:45,440
even if we catch it what
the hell am I supposed to say
1200
01:21:45,440 --> 01:21:48,240
not a freaking clip we're running let's go
1201
01:21:48,560 --> 01:21:50,200
get out of the way people
1202
01:21:50,800 --> 01:21:53,840
watch out people we got a
woman in love coming through
1203
01:21:53,880 --> 01:21:56,520
we got a woman in love coming through
1204
01:21:56,840 --> 01:21:58,480
I can't see you go
1205
01:21:59,040 --> 01:22:05,920
you go go okay keep going
keep going no go honey
1206
01:23:05,520 --> 01:23:09,280
where is Calvin just
missed him in the first van
1207
01:23:14,600 --> 01:23:17,960
maybe he's upstairs packing the ants think
1208
01:23:19,000 --> 01:23:22,480
think upstairs packing the ants thank you
1209
01:23:34,600 --> 01:23:37,640
oh God okay Lester
1210
01:23:37,920 --> 01:23:40,480
I want you to remember this moment
1211
01:23:40,760 --> 01:23:42,720
I want you to tell your grandchildren that
1212
01:23:42,720 --> 01:23:44,080
your mother may not have been seen
1213
01:23:44,080 --> 01:23:45,600
she may not have been perfect
1214
01:23:47,320 --> 01:23:49,800
she never gave up on the Countess Calvin
1215
01:23:53,560 --> 01:23:54,360
Cal
1216
01:23:55,720 --> 01:23:56,520
Calvin
1217
01:24:04,400 --> 01:24:08,560
Calvin Harvard buddy please
please please please please
1218
01:24:08,800 --> 01:24:10,960
please please up here Calvin
1219
01:24:16,000 --> 01:24:17,800
Cal Calvin
1220
01:24:32,240 --> 01:24:34,120
ah ah ah
1221
01:24:35,600 --> 01:24:36,400
ah
1222
01:24:39,040 --> 01:24:40,760
Franny Cal
1223
01:24:42,960 --> 01:24:45,080
what are you guys doing here um
1224
01:24:47,400 --> 01:24:50,240
you have to leave okay look don't go
1225
01:24:52,120 --> 01:24:54,200
look I haven't thought this through so just
1226
01:24:54,280 --> 01:24:55,640
just let me wing it
1227
01:24:56,000 --> 01:24:57,960
okay I'm an idiot
1228
01:24:58,720 --> 01:25:01,080
Calvin I always thought that I would
1229
01:25:01,080 --> 01:25:02,680
that I would fall in love at first sight
1230
01:25:02,680 --> 01:25:04,840
but I guess I had to look at you twice
1231
01:25:04,840 --> 01:25:07,200
because you're not the
guy that I thought you'd be
1232
01:25:08,720 --> 01:25:10,800
thanks no no
1233
01:25:10,800 --> 01:25:12,640
that's that's a good thing
1234
01:25:12,640 --> 01:25:16,560
because I'm not who I thought I'd be go on
1235
01:25:18,200 --> 01:25:19,160
okay
1236
01:25:21,160 --> 01:25:28,160
the thing is what I'm trying
to say in essence is that
1237
01:25:29,520 --> 01:25:31,200
is that I love you Cal
1238
01:25:32,480 --> 01:25:34,000
and it's not just because of Lester
1239
01:25:34,000 --> 01:25:38,320
it's because you hear a
world that I'm deaf to that
1240
01:25:39,760 --> 01:25:42,720
that you loved our son
before you even met him
1241
01:25:42,720 --> 01:25:44,040
that that you loved me
1242
01:25:44,040 --> 01:25:47,600
even though I was stupid
and crazy and scared
1243
01:25:49,760 --> 01:25:51,080
so I guess
1244
01:25:52,800 --> 01:25:54,800
I guess now um
1245
01:25:56,560 --> 01:25:58,040
the question is
1246
01:25:59,880 --> 01:26:02,600
can you take me back or
1247
01:26:04,360 --> 01:26:05,640
am I too late
1248
01:26:08,040 --> 01:26:10,880
because I know that I
can be a lot to handle
1249
01:26:10,880 --> 01:26:13,520
and then I'm asking you to
give up the blonde prancing
1250
01:26:13,520 --> 01:26:18,280
naked thigh girl for a life of
diapers and chaos Granny
1251
01:26:20,960 --> 01:26:22,720
she's dating my drummer
1252
01:26:27,760 --> 01:26:30,840
now ask me a question again
1253
01:26:36,040 --> 01:26:38,000
will you take me back
1254
01:26:39,920 --> 01:26:42,120
I never really let you go
1255
01:26:54,120 --> 01:26:57,800
okay so maybe I don't have the castle yet
1256
01:26:58,680 --> 01:27:02,080
but I finally found my
own happily ever after
1257
01:27:05,680 --> 01:27:08,760
oh sweetie Lester
1258
01:27:11,080 --> 01:27:12,480
we all know the nursing rhyme
1259
01:27:12,480 --> 01:27:15,920
first comes love then comes baby okay
1260
01:27:15,920 --> 01:27:16,720
so as usual
1261
01:27:16,720 --> 01:27:19,040
I screwed it up and got it backwards
1262
01:27:19,440 --> 01:27:21,840
but it doesn't really matter how it starts
1263
01:27:22,720 --> 01:27:25,240
all that truly matters is how it ends
1264
01:27:25,840 --> 01:27:30,440
because the truth is happy endings do exist
1265
01:27:30,840 --> 01:27:33,480
maybe not how we always expected them
1266
01:27:33,480 --> 01:27:37,600
but that just makes it
1 thousand times better
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