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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:17,150 It was Shanks here that, er, 2 00:00:17,240 --> 00:00:20,630 managed to drag me to my first AA meeting. 3 00:00:20,720 --> 00:00:23,632 And I sat there, not a happy chappie, 4 00:00:23,720 --> 00:00:25,199 I wanted out of that place. 5 00:00:25,280 --> 00:00:28,477 There was this guy with scars on his face. 6 00:00:28,560 --> 00:00:30,312 A mean-Iooking bastard. 7 00:00:30,400 --> 00:00:34,678 He started by telling us how he stabbed a postman and got life. 8 00:00:34,760 --> 00:00:36,751 All the time he was talking 9 00:00:36,840 --> 00:00:39,195 I just looked at this guy - 10 00:00:39,280 --> 00:00:42,192 looked at Shanks and thought, "So that's an alcoholic?" 11 00:00:42,280 --> 00:00:44,635 This guy had done 15 years in the jail, 12 00:00:44,720 --> 00:00:48,110 then they put him in a hostel. No support, nothing. 13 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:50,839 He takes to the booze, the booze leads to jail. 14 00:00:50,920 --> 00:00:54,071 Jail to hostel, hostel to booze, booze to jail. 15 00:00:54,160 --> 00:00:56,799 This bastard's on his fucking choo-choo train, 16 00:00:56,880 --> 00:00:58,279 through the gutters. 17 00:00:58,360 --> 00:01:01,830 Did I give a monkey's? Did I fuck. 18 00:01:01,920 --> 00:01:04,354 I sat there, with a grin on my face 19 00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:07,637 looking at Shanks like, "So that's an alcoholic?" 20 00:01:07,720 --> 00:01:09,472 And his life got even worse. 21 00:01:09,560 --> 00:01:11,516 Ends up on the street, gangrene, 22 00:01:11,600 --> 00:01:13,113 arse hanging out of his trousers, 23 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:15,031 sleeping in his vomit. 24 00:01:15,120 --> 00:01:19,159 Utter misery and I did not give a toss, 25 00:01:19,240 --> 00:01:21,470 because I shook hands with these unfortunates. 26 00:01:21,560 --> 00:01:23,551 When I walked out, I thought 27 00:01:23,640 --> 00:01:25,631 "My name is Joe... 28 00:01:25,720 --> 00:01:28,792 "and thank fuck I'm not an alcoholic." 29 00:01:30,360 --> 00:01:31,759 Five year later, 30 00:01:31,840 --> 00:01:33,159 my second meeting, 31 00:01:33,240 --> 00:01:35,834 Shanks, once again, dragged me to it. 32 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:39,959 Five very, very long, miserable years. 33 00:01:40,040 --> 00:01:43,396 I'm there... because I couldn't say... 34 00:01:43,480 --> 00:01:46,040 I couldn't take the "not" out of that sentence. 35 00:01:46,120 --> 00:01:48,031 Couldn't say nine simple words. 36 00:01:48,120 --> 00:01:50,270 "My name is Joe and I'm an alcoholic." 37 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:52,669 There was a wee woman there, 38 00:01:52,760 --> 00:01:54,716 tiny, tiny wee frail woman 39 00:01:54,800 --> 00:01:56,836 who whispered everything. 40 00:01:56,920 --> 00:01:58,751 And she said something so simple. 41 00:01:58,840 --> 00:02:01,718 She says, "I can no longer drink with safety". 42 00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:03,233 That really touched me, 43 00:02:03,320 --> 00:02:05,470 even in the state I was in. 44 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:10,076 She looked at me and said, "Remember, you are not alone". 45 00:02:10,160 --> 00:02:13,630 I looked at this wee woman and thought..."You're me". 46 00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:16,951 She gave me the courage to start the 12 steps, 47 00:02:17,040 --> 00:02:19,076 with Shanks there. 48 00:02:19,160 --> 00:02:20,513 I'm no' stupid. 49 00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:24,513 I know I've got a long way to go. 50 00:02:24,600 --> 00:02:25,999 And I pray. 51 00:02:26,080 --> 00:02:28,036 I hope to Christ I get through it. 52 00:02:28,120 --> 00:02:30,953 There can be all sorts around the corner. 53 00:02:31,040 --> 00:02:33,156 But I'm really glad to be here. 54 00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:35,674 I'm very grateful to be sober. 55 00:02:35,760 --> 00:02:37,079 Thank you. 56 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:51,475 Open up! Police! Nobody move! 57 00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:53,710 We've got you surrounded! 58 00:02:56,320 --> 00:02:58,231 - Move! - Fucking run! 59 00:03:01,840 --> 00:03:04,308 Why don't you run like that on the pitch? 60 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:07,153 - Joe! - You're such a fucking arse! 61 00:03:09,520 --> 00:03:11,670 Move! We're late! 62 00:03:11,760 --> 00:03:14,672 - Fucking done my leg! - Best that could happen to you. 63 00:03:14,760 --> 00:03:16,478 Fucking out of order. 64 00:03:16,560 --> 00:03:19,836 Could've said I was the Social. Scrag, come on. 65 00:03:19,920 --> 00:03:22,798 - Oh, fuck's sake, man. - Come on, move. 66 00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:27,236 Look at the state of these! 67 00:03:27,320 --> 00:03:29,629 Oh, for fuck's sake! 68 00:03:29,720 --> 00:03:31,597 Look at the state of that! 69 00:03:31,680 --> 00:03:33,830 Beckenbauer wouldn't be seen dead 70 00:03:33,920 --> 00:03:35,399 in something like that! 71 00:03:35,480 --> 00:03:37,710 Who's had to do the strips? 72 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:40,553 - Hooligan! - Wasn't me! It was Doc! 73 00:03:40,640 --> 00:03:43,871 Fuck off! Zulu's ma was meant to wash it! 74 00:03:43,960 --> 00:03:47,430 - Blame the guy's mum! - She's not even in the team! 75 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:52,349 - There he is! - Fucking Zulu! 76 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:56,956 - Just keep going, Joe! - Just fucking leave him, man! 77 00:04:00,320 --> 00:04:03,710 Bastard! Look at my shirt! You were supposed to wash these! 78 00:04:06,320 --> 00:04:08,231 Bye-bye, Zulu! 79 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:12,036 Where's Sepp Maier? 80 00:04:12,120 --> 00:04:16,591 Sepp Maier's cashing his giro, Joe. Says he'd meet us there. > 81 00:04:16,680 --> 00:04:18,511 - Where's Liam? - At the bookies. 82 00:04:18,600 --> 00:04:19,749 Fuck's sake! 83 00:04:36,560 --> 00:04:38,516 Thanks for turning up, mate. > 84 00:04:38,600 --> 00:04:41,068 Great that youse nearly made it in time. > 85 00:04:41,160 --> 00:04:43,276 Jesus, you're pissed. Where are they? 86 00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:47,672 Hey, Robbo, how are you? Get the fuck out, move it! 87 00:04:49,920 --> 00:04:53,629 All right, Perfume. Couple of youse wanna come in here? 88 00:04:53,720 --> 00:04:57,474 Mojo, what's with the shades? Expecting the sun to come out? 89 00:04:57,560 --> 00:04:58,834 Something I said? 90 00:04:58,920 --> 00:05:02,151 Your taste in music, mate. It's shite! 91 00:05:02,240 --> 00:05:04,276 - Get in there! - Let's go, man. 92 00:05:04,360 --> 00:05:06,590 - How you doing? - Get in. 93 00:05:07,840 --> 00:05:09,432 - Where's Liam? - Don't know, mate. 94 00:05:09,520 --> 00:05:11,670 Where's Liam? Where's Liam? 95 00:05:11,760 --> 00:05:13,318 You said he was at the bookies. 96 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:15,675 Hey, hey. Where's the strips? 97 00:05:15,760 --> 00:05:16,875 - The strips? - Yes, the strips. 98 00:05:16,960 --> 00:05:18,359 In the pipeline. Guaranteed. 99 00:05:18,440 --> 00:05:22,228 I'll give you "pipeline". Go on, in there. 100 00:05:30,480 --> 00:05:33,153 - Christ Almighty! - Jesus Christ! 101 00:05:33,240 --> 00:05:36,357 - What the fuck was that? - Are you all right? 102 00:05:37,760 --> 00:05:41,230 - You all right back there? - Fucking bitch! 103 00:05:41,320 --> 00:05:45,632 - Fucking cow! - The ironing board is wounded. 104 00:05:47,520 --> 00:05:50,956 - I've worked hard for this. - Look who it is, lads! 105 00:05:52,360 --> 00:05:55,716 There's the woman that tried to kill us all. 106 00:05:59,320 --> 00:06:02,596 Dropped her wallpaper... Oh, poor sweetheart. 107 00:06:02,680 --> 00:06:07,117 You sort it out, Joe! A bit of diplomacy. 108 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:08,315 All right, Liam? 109 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:11,119 All right, Joe. Here's your Uncle Joe. 110 00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:14,317 - You want a hand? - Thanks a lot. 111 00:06:15,800 --> 00:06:18,598 Did you lose a dog back there? 112 00:06:18,680 --> 00:06:20,352 - What dog? - Your guide dog. 113 00:06:21,480 --> 00:06:22,674 Don't need a guide dog. 114 00:06:22,760 --> 00:06:24,591 You need a white stick and a radar. 115 00:06:24,680 --> 00:06:27,433 You nearly wasted 110 million pound of talent. 116 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:30,353 You're right, I need a guide dog. 117 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:35,031 - Come on, move it! - Just stay where you are. 118 00:06:35,120 --> 00:06:37,588 - Move it, Liam. - Don't you dare. Listen, 119 00:06:37,680 --> 00:06:41,719 - did you wanna... Is Sabine in? - Is she upstairs? We'll go in. 120 00:06:41,800 --> 00:06:44,155 Can you take Scott to his Ma? 121 00:06:44,240 --> 00:06:46,390 - I'm gonna see Liam as well. - What? 122 00:06:46,480 --> 00:06:48,436 - I've got to see Liam. - You're in the van. 123 00:06:48,520 --> 00:06:50,351 - He's not going anywhere. - He's going in the van. 124 00:06:50,440 --> 00:06:52,237 - He's not going. - It's an important game. 125 00:06:52,320 --> 00:06:54,993 I've got to see Liam and Sabine with Scott. 126 00:06:55,080 --> 00:06:57,469 We have to make appointments to see you, right? 127 00:06:57,560 --> 00:06:59,755 Why don't you make one to see us? 128 00:06:59,840 --> 00:07:02,149 - I'm a health visitor! - Not a driving instructor? 129 00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:03,673 - Very funny. - Listen, listen - 130 00:07:03,760 --> 00:07:05,273 seriously, seriously. 131 00:07:05,360 --> 00:07:08,079 It's really important. They may throw us out of the League. 132 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:10,151 - It's that serious. - Not that serious. Liam! 133 00:07:10,240 --> 00:07:11,355 Aye, that serious. 134 00:07:11,440 --> 00:07:13,556 Don't take this too personal, 135 00:07:13,640 --> 00:07:16,552 but you think the sun shines out of your arse. 136 00:07:16,640 --> 00:07:20,349 I know it's just football. But it's important to us. 137 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:22,829 Now, Liam, make an appointment with her. 138 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:24,831 - Aye. - Stick to it, OK? 139 00:07:24,920 --> 00:07:27,229 Yeah? OK? Don't mess this lassie about. 140 00:07:27,320 --> 00:07:30,232 - Don't call me a lassie. - Excuse me, Mrs Magoo. 141 00:07:30,320 --> 00:07:32,038 See you later, Scott. 142 00:07:33,480 --> 00:07:35,232 Right, in the van! 143 00:07:50,520 --> 00:07:53,637 Mojo! Ty! Scrag! 144 00:07:53,720 --> 00:07:55,711 Mojo! Ty! Scrag! Up here! 145 00:08:01,760 --> 00:08:03,193 Come on! Gather round! 146 00:08:03,280 --> 00:08:05,999 Remember how these bastards beat us? 147 00:08:06,080 --> 00:08:09,675 'Cause we didn't keep our shape and we played like woosies. 148 00:08:09,760 --> 00:08:13,275 This time really get in amongst them, don't give them any time. 149 00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:16,670 As soon as somebody gets the ball, close him down. 150 00:08:16,760 --> 00:08:19,433 Right? Keep your shape all the time, man. 151 00:08:19,520 --> 00:08:21,715 Keep that passing game going. 152 00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:24,598 - We've gotta start to... - Clock this mob! 153 00:08:25,920 --> 00:08:28,070 Wearing the same strip as us! 154 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:31,990 Get...to...fuck! 155 00:08:34,840 --> 00:08:38,116 Oh, referee! How come nobody told us this? 156 00:08:38,200 --> 00:08:41,988 Referee! We're always... We're always West Germany! 157 00:08:42,080 --> 00:08:44,469 You lot couldn't organise a bloody picnic! 158 00:08:44,560 --> 00:08:46,391 - What? - Who's the away team? 159 00:08:46,480 --> 00:08:49,199 - We're the away team! - You're the away team? 160 00:08:51,160 --> 00:08:53,116 Hey, Mojo! Get fucking back here! 161 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:56,311 We've been West Germany since day one! 162 00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:57,992 They wear red and black! 163 00:08:58,080 --> 00:09:01,311 - We've always worn this strip! - We've got names on the shirts! 164 00:09:01,400 --> 00:09:03,755 If you're the away team, get the shirts off! 165 00:09:03,840 --> 00:09:05,558 It's fucking freezing! 166 00:09:05,640 --> 00:09:07,596 They play in red and black! 167 00:09:07,680 --> 00:09:11,275 The rules of the game say the home team... 168 00:09:11,360 --> 00:09:13,555 All right, we'll get our shirts off. 169 00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:16,359 - Just take the shirts off. - Right, get the shirts off. 170 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:23,434 I've been Franz Beckenbauer for years by the way! 171 00:09:23,520 --> 00:09:26,034 If you're Franz Beckenbauer, I'm a tooth fairy! 172 00:09:26,120 --> 00:09:28,714 Just get the strip off, Franz. 173 00:09:28,800 --> 00:09:31,951 - Loverman, eh? - I love your tattoo by the way. 174 00:09:34,360 --> 00:09:36,157 Come on, lads! 175 00:09:37,360 --> 00:09:39,510 They'll know who you are. 176 00:09:43,120 --> 00:09:44,951 Come on, men! 177 00:09:46,120 --> 00:09:47,678 Come on "The Wanderers"! 178 00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:51,874 Pass it! 179 00:09:57,400 --> 00:09:59,118 Referee, for fuck's sake! 180 00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:01,316 Do something about this cunt! 181 00:10:03,360 --> 00:10:04,395 What's the matter? 182 00:10:04,480 --> 00:10:06,948 He's fucking pulling my shorts off! 183 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:10,316 Jesus! Mojo, it doesn't matter if he's pulling your tadger! 184 00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:11,355 Get on with it! 185 00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:21,517 - For Christ's sake! - That's an example! Look! 186 00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:25,070 - What? He gets the ball... - No, no! The point is... 187 00:10:25,160 --> 00:10:26,752 ..we didn't even cross the line! 188 00:10:26,840 --> 00:10:28,592 We never got in our half! 189 00:10:28,680 --> 00:10:32,229 - The duck might fall in itself'. - Yeah. 190 00:10:32,320 --> 00:10:35,995 - The cow might fall in itself'. - What does a cow say? 191 00:10:36,080 --> 00:10:38,878 - Moo. - Moo. Oh, too big. 192 00:10:38,960 --> 00:10:42,794 - Donkey might fall in itself'. - That's it. 193 00:10:42,880 --> 00:10:45,348 That's a good boy. > 194 00:10:46,440 --> 00:10:47,589 Good. > 195 00:10:47,680 --> 00:10:50,194 - That's smashing. - Oh, it's gonna fall! 196 00:10:51,560 --> 00:10:54,597 Scott, can you do something else for me? 197 00:10:54,680 --> 00:10:56,432 I'll take this away. 198 00:10:56,520 --> 00:11:00,195 Could you draw me a lovely picture? 199 00:11:00,280 --> 00:11:01,599 I'll talk to Mummy. 200 00:11:01,680 --> 00:11:04,558 Sabine, this is just a pre-school check-up. 201 00:11:04,640 --> 00:11:07,950 - Right. - He's had all his jags? 202 00:11:08,040 --> 00:11:10,838 The next is his pre-school booster. 203 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:14,196 OK? But you'll get a card through for that. 204 00:11:14,280 --> 00:11:15,918 Just go down the clinic. 205 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:20,039 Em... Oh, yeah, has his testicles dropped OK? 206 00:11:20,120 --> 00:11:22,270 What do you mean? 207 00:11:22,360 --> 00:11:25,079 Um...are his wee balls hanging down all right? 208 00:11:25,160 --> 00:11:27,674 I think so. I don't know. 209 00:11:28,880 --> 00:11:31,872 That's wonderful! That's brilliant! 210 00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:33,837 He's gonna do well at school, eh? 211 00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:35,353 Oh, I've got ink! 212 00:11:35,440 --> 00:11:36,634 Ehh... 213 00:11:36,720 --> 00:11:38,836 - Liam reads to him every night. - Does he? 214 00:11:38,920 --> 00:11:41,434 Joe bought him a couple of books... 215 00:11:41,520 --> 00:11:43,238 hardly he never misses. 216 00:11:43,320 --> 00:11:46,551 He gets bored with the pictures, so Liam makes up stories. 217 00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:49,473 It's daft, it's about a man with a long nose. 218 00:11:49,560 --> 00:11:51,994 - That's good. - He loves it, it's funny. 219 00:11:52,080 --> 00:11:54,514 That's great, that's fantastic. 220 00:11:54,600 --> 00:11:56,556 It's me that lets him down. 221 00:11:58,160 --> 00:11:59,878 It is. 222 00:11:59,960 --> 00:12:02,076 It's always me. 223 00:12:03,520 --> 00:12:06,478 Oh, well... OK. 224 00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:09,950 He's doing great. Brilliant, no worries. 225 00:12:10,040 --> 00:12:11,678 Have you got kids? 226 00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:13,352 Hundreds... 227 00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:16,232 Hundreds and hundreds. 228 00:12:39,720 --> 00:12:42,792 I feel as if I went five rounds with Mike Tyson. 229 00:12:42,880 --> 00:12:46,839 Listen, three months ago you wouldn't have made half-time. 230 00:12:49,040 --> 00:12:51,474 Talk to me. What's up? 231 00:12:51,560 --> 00:12:53,312 Talk to Uncle Joe. 232 00:12:55,560 --> 00:12:58,358 - I don't know, Joe. - What? 233 00:12:58,440 --> 00:13:00,431 I don't think I can cope... 234 00:13:00,520 --> 00:13:04,229 - ...with Sabine and that. - You've got to hang on there. 235 00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:06,709 - One day at a time. - I know. 236 00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:08,870 Just keep the faith. 237 00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:11,190 Want to go back to being some junkie bastard? 238 00:13:11,280 --> 00:13:13,032 It's getting fucking harder though. 239 00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:14,235 I know. 240 00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:16,713 - Hold on a minute. - What? 241 00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:19,997 Pull in, stop here. Stop. Pull in, eh? 242 00:13:20,080 --> 00:13:22,878 - Fuck, it's McGowan's boys! - What? 243 00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:24,916 - I'll give you handers. - No, stay there. 244 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,797 I'll need a witness more than handers. 245 00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:29,030 Please, trust me on this! 246 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,752 Hey, you want a hand? 247 00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:16,990 We've got tae stop meeting like this. 248 00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:18,229 Haven't you got a home? 249 00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:20,914 - Should be in goals for us. - Very funny. 250 00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:24,834 Can I ask you a personal question? 251 00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:29,758 How long have you been running about with this wallpaper? 252 00:14:29,840 --> 00:14:32,718 - A couple of days. - Excuse me? 253 00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:36,236 - Two weeks. Is this a survey? - Yeah. 254 00:14:36,320 --> 00:14:40,711 Give you my phone number and I'll do it in one week-end. 255 00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:42,995 Millstone off from around your neck. 256 00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:45,435 - What do you say? - What are you talking about? 257 00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:48,034 You're running about with this stress, 258 00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:50,350 I'm going insane doing bugger all. I'll decorate your place. 259 00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:53,238 - What a chancer. - Name's Joe. 260 00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:56,471 - Run the wee football team. - Sarah. Sun shines out my arse. 261 00:14:56,560 --> 00:14:58,152 So I heard. 262 00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:10,999 Stuart... Stuartville Street... 263 00:15:11,080 --> 00:15:13,640 - I'll get the address out. - What are we looking for? 264 00:15:13,720 --> 00:15:15,551 We're looking for... Sorry, guys. 265 00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:20,350 Er... We're looking for 64 White Street. 266 00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:23,637 - So it's forty bucks. - Yeah, twenty pound a head. 267 00:15:23,720 --> 00:15:25,278 Won't argue about the money. 268 00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:28,716 I've never hung wallpaper, so I won't quibble about the dough. 269 00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:30,438 - My arse. - I'm serious. 270 00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:32,590 I've never hung wallpaper in my life. 271 00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:35,194 - Are you winding me up? - No, I'm not. 272 00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:38,477 You'd better. What do you mean you've never hung wallpaper? 273 00:15:38,560 --> 00:15:40,869 Seriously. 274 00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:43,428 But you were in the building trade. 275 00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:46,353 That was... I did the heavy stuff till I knackered my back. 276 00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:49,955 It's all about specialisation. You do the paper and I'll paste. 277 00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:53,316 My arse. I'll do the pasting, you the papering. 278 00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:56,870 - I hope it's no' the ceiling. - If it is, we're fucked. 279 00:15:56,960 --> 00:15:58,313 Shanks! 280 00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:04,478 I've been in the game a while. 281 00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:07,472 In my experience, it's not a good idea 282 00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:09,312 - putting paper on the ceiling. - No. 283 00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:11,231 - Not in these old houses. - No. 284 00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:15,632 I thought if we put the lining paper up to cover the cracks, 285 00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:19,076 - and paint over it. - Sounds OK in theory, but no. 286 00:16:19,160 --> 00:16:23,517 - It should be OK. - Who's upstairs? 287 00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:25,238 A couple of students. 288 00:16:25,320 --> 00:16:26,833 - Students? - Nah, it's not so good. 289 00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:29,115 Bad news, bad news. 290 00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:32,112 You're talking about parties and stuff. A lot of vibration. 291 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:35,351 A lot of people don't realise how delicate these ceilings are. 292 00:16:35,440 --> 00:16:40,389 - There's mines round here. - And the continuous settlement. 293 00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:43,438 You look...from the window to the door there... 294 00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:45,431 That's a big slope. 295 00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:49,479 I'd give it...three months, before the wallpaper comes down. 296 00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:52,358 If that. If that, you know. 297 00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:54,590 There'd be nae point, to be honest. 298 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,955 - It's all right with us. - We can do it. 299 00:16:57,040 --> 00:17:00,077 He's been in the game ten years, he's wallpapered many ceilings. 300 00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:03,436 It's no problem putting the paper up, but to be honest... 301 00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:05,715 ..we in the trade call it a bristle number. 302 00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:07,631 Totally. It's a paint job. 303 00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:11,030 - It's definitely rustic. - OK. 304 00:17:11,120 --> 00:17:13,634 OK, you're the experts. 305 00:17:13,720 --> 00:17:16,553 That's good. Right. 306 00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:19,598 - I'll leave you to it, OK? - All right, see you. 307 00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:26,591 Rustic? 308 00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:31,836 Driving across the country 309 00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:34,718 And getting fat 310 00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:38,588 Saying everything is groovy 311 00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:42,116 While your tyres are flat And it's 312 00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:45,875 Hi ho silver lining 313 00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:49,111 And away you go Now baby 314 00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:52,470 < Would you like a cup of tea? 315 00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:55,597 Would you like a cup of tea? 316 00:17:55,680 --> 00:17:58,638 - Aye, that's great. - I'll just put it down here. 317 00:17:58,720 --> 00:18:00,073 - Great. - Excellent... Biscuits. 318 00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:03,391 - Are the biscuits ours? - Yeah. 319 00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:05,038 Nice one. Cheers. 320 00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:13,709 Get a Health and Safety officer down here. 321 00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:18,198 Joe. JOE! 322 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:30,073 - That cunt's from the Social. - No. 323 00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:32,913 The cunt's from the fucking Social. 324 00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:36,517 What is it? 325 00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:39,558 What's going on? 326 00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:41,915 < Oh, he's...he's running like fuck. 327 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,069 What is it? 328 00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:45,037 A guy from the Social taking pictures. 329 00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:46,473 Oh...nightmare. 330 00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:48,596 Give us the fucking camera! 331 00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:51,959 - JOE! - What's he gonna do? 332 00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:54,315 Give me the camera! Give me the fucking camera! 333 00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:57,517 What are you doing? Stop that! That's enough! 334 00:18:57,600 --> 00:18:59,511 - Give me the camera! - That's enough! 335 00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:01,989 That's Government property. 336 00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:04,878 Government property? I'll give you Government property. 337 00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:07,269 Look, it's just my job. 338 00:19:07,360 --> 00:19:10,158 Do you goose-step as well? You scum fuck! 339 00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:12,629 - OK. Hey, I'm calm. - Look. 340 00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:14,312 - I'm no' gonna hurt you. - I don't believe you. 341 00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:17,836 - I've got a bad heart. - You've got a bad heart? 342 00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:21,754 I do first aid. I'll give you a fucking heart massage! 343 00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:25,355 I'm gonna tell everybody what you are, you fuck! 344 00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:28,000 What are you doing to my car? 345 00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:29,399 That's Government property! 346 00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:31,596 You're a nutter! 347 00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:34,717 Christ! He hit him with a brush! That's fucking assault! 348 00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:36,631 I'm gonna report you! 349 00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:42,834 Christ! 350 00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:54,112 Shit. 351 00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:12,517 Somebody must have stuck you in. 352 00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:13,874 Who's gonna do that? 353 00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:16,872 It's sad, but there's always some dirty bastard 354 00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:18,359 willing to do their bit. 355 00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:21,318 - I don't think so. - That or he followed you. 356 00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:23,231 For twenty quid? 357 00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:26,039 You'll have to do something, Joe. 358 00:20:26,120 --> 00:20:27,997 They're gonna have you in court. 359 00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:29,911 Or cut your dole money. 360 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,309 You're not telling me something new. 361 00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:34,231 All right? I know that. 362 00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:37,471 - All right. It was funny... - Well, it's not funny now. 363 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,992 - How are youse getting on? - Fine. Nearly there. 364 00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:44,150 There's some pizza ready if... 365 00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:46,515 Not for me. I'm on night shift. > 366 00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:50,832 He'll hang about. He can have mine. You like pizza, don't you? 367 00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:52,990 No, you're all right, ta. 368 00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:55,640 - You're welcome. - Thanks. 369 00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:58,996 He likes pizza, he's just being shy. 370 00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:00,513 Youse two hang about. 371 00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:04,754 There you are. What do you think of that? > 372 00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:07,115 Well, the end's in sight. 373 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:08,952 It was a split decision. 374 00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:14,398 He's not just a decorator. You can actually park your bike. 375 00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:16,994 Fucking Yul Brynner with the axe through his head. 376 00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:19,753 Gonna fucking pull up your brecks? Excuse the language. 377 00:21:19,840 --> 00:21:21,114 - Sorry. - Thanks. 378 00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:24,749 You're...seriously embarrassing the woman. 379 00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:28,958 Wouldn't have it put you off your pizza or anything. 380 00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:32,516 - White Man, Hammersmith Palais. - Clash. 381 00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:36,511 Hong Kong Garden. 382 00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:38,955 Er, Siouxsie and the Banshees. Er... 383 00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:41,315 - ...Blockbuster. - Sweet. 384 00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:45,518 - Um, 'Puppy Love'. - Er, oh, Jesus, Donny Osmond. 385 00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:48,751 - Er, Girls... Girls? - Girls? 386 00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:50,956 - Girls. Aye. - As in girls, girls, girls? 387 00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:53,235 - As in... Aye, aye. - Oh, oh. Hm, no. 388 00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:55,276 - Duran Duran. - What? 389 00:21:55,360 --> 00:21:56,395 - Wasn't it? - NO! 390 00:21:57,840 --> 00:22:00,479 Once I get past the 70s, I don't get it. 391 00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:02,152 Er, right. > 392 00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:03,878 'Stand By Your Man'. 393 00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:06,758 Sometimes it's hard to be a woman 394 00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:08,831 Giving all your love to just one man 395 00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:10,239 You'll have good times... 396 00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:12,709 Er... Er... Ah... 397 00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:14,916 - Tammy Wynette! Tammy Wynette! - No! 398 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,149 - I got there! - Bell went first! 399 00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:18,629 - I got that Tammy! - Bell went first! 400 00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:21,518 I got Tammy and you went 'bong'! 401 00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:22,715 - You can't sing! - I can sing! 402 00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:27,352 - A bit harsh, "I can't sing". - Don't you like that? 403 00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:31,954 Hello? 404 00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:50,709 It's fine. It really goes with the room. 405 00:22:57,240 --> 00:23:00,312 - This your da? - Yeah. Yeah. 406 00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:04,871 - You wouldn't mess with him. - He's a big man. 407 00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:07,633 - That your mum? - Yeah. And me. 408 00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:10,314 Yeah, Jesus, the resemblance... 409 00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:14,916 - Are they still on the go? - No, my dad died 14 months ago. 410 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:17,514 My mum died when I was a teenager. 411 00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:19,352 < Sorry to hear that. 412 00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:22,034 - Have you got any family? - Me? 413 00:23:22,120 --> 00:23:23,439 No. Aye, aye! 414 00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:26,910 How could I forget? Of course I've got a family. 415 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:28,877 - Like to see a photograph? - Yeah. 416 00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:30,837 Big family I've got. 417 00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:34,196 All boys. There we are. Sunday best. 418 00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:38,037 My God. The Dream Team. 419 00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:41,755 - Very nice. - Not quite house-trained yet. 420 00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:44,668 Oh, well. Cheers. 421 00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:47,991 I don't drink, Sarah. 422 00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:51,470 - Why didn't you say? - I'm an alcoholic. 423 00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:55,274 Oh... How long have you been off? 424 00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:58,954 About 10 months, nearly a year. 425 00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:01,679 - Have you had any help? - I'm in the AA. 426 00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:03,478 - Right. - It's good. 427 00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:06,554 Long way to go. 428 00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:11,676 - I'm too nosey, aren't I? - No, it's all right. It's good. 429 00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:14,991 It's fine. I like it. You're direct, don't mess about. 430 00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:23,037 Oh! I'm out of here, man. 431 00:24:23,120 --> 00:24:24,951 - Time I was up the road. - OK, thanks again. 432 00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:27,190 - Thanks for the pizza. - You're welcome. 433 00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:29,316 - Thanks for the company. - Welcome. 434 00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:32,312 You've been really good, considering... 435 00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:34,789 ..considering you've never hung wallpaper before. 436 00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:37,917 Is there any point in lying? I'll get my stuff. 437 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:39,991 OK, I'll just see you... 438 00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:47,234 - Is that everything? - Aye, Shanks took the rest. 439 00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:49,197 What will you do about the dole? 440 00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:52,431 It's another of life's wee adventures, isn't it? 441 00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:54,511 Oh, your money. 442 00:24:57,400 --> 00:25:00,278 Right. OK, cheers. 443 00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:05,868 - I'll see you. - See you later. 444 00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:08,349 - Bye. - Cheers. 445 00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:14,474 Check. 446 00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:23,718 Ask her out. 447 00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:26,394 - What? - Ask her out. 448 00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:31,759 Fuck's sake. Ask her down the pub for 15 pints of diet coke? 449 00:25:31,840 --> 00:25:35,719 - The pictures? - No, can't sit still that long. 450 00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:37,995 How much is a meal for two? 451 00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:41,152 - Twenty, twenty-five quid. - Your kidding me on? 452 00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:44,755 < Oh, fuck, we can forget about it, then. 453 00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:46,239 < Financials, man. 454 00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:50,878 She's got a wee car, a job. 455 00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:55,476 A cheque at the end of the month, a pension, a house. 456 00:25:57,240 --> 00:25:59,231 I'm 37 year old, man. 457 00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:02,118 I'm 38 this year, I've got fuck all. 458 00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:03,952 Joe Kavanagh is all I've got. 459 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:16,638 Ten pin bowling. 460 00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:20,839 I'm not ready for this, man. 461 00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:25,678 I don't think I can cope with this. 462 00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:30,793 I'm glad you were using emulsion, Mr Kavanagh. 463 00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:34,759 The photographer had a job getting the paint off that. 464 00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:43,592 You recognise this writing? 465 00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:45,675 No. 466 00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:47,716 - Are you sure? - Positive. 467 00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:51,031 - Do you know Miss Downie? - No. 468 00:26:51,120 --> 00:26:55,033 Funny. She seems to know you. 469 00:26:55,120 --> 00:26:58,237 "Dear Sir, I would like to point out that Mr Kavanagh 470 00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:02,108 "is a friend who carried out work on May the 5th. 471 00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:05,317 " No money exchanged hands." Blah, blah, blah. 472 00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:08,437 "Yours sincerely, Miss Sarah Downie." 473 00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:12,149 She's prepared to sign an affidavit to save your bacon. 474 00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:15,915 We're stopping your money for this week. You can appeal. 475 00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:17,752 Just one second. 476 00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:20,633 Who was your doctor, Miss Hobson? 477 00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:23,439 Right, Doctor Clegg. 478 00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:26,717 Can I have your phone number, Miss Hobson? 479 00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:31,157 9-7. He'll be in touch. Thanks. Bye. 480 00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:34,391 I've been waiting over 20 minutes for a prescription. 481 00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:37,597 - It's getting beyond a joke. - I know. One second. 482 00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:39,113 < Could you hold, please? 483 00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:41,919 I've been waiting that long, rigor mortis is setting in. 484 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,992 I know. It's gone through for a signature. 485 00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:47,150 - Haven't got that long to live. - It'll be five minutes. 486 00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:50,550 - I'll get it this week? - Absolutely. Please hold. 487 00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:53,598 It'll be straight out. Can I help you? 488 00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:55,830 Yes. Can I see Sarah Downie? 489 00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:57,478 About the parenting skills class? 490 00:27:57,560 --> 00:27:59,994 - No, tell her it's a friend. - And your name? 491 00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:02,310 - Kavanagh. - Kavanagh. 492 00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:06,109 I know she's busy up until... 493 00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:08,589 Is it Joe? 494 00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:10,636 - Aye. - Ah-ha. 495 00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:13,234 She's at the end of the corridor. 496 00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:15,197 - See the door facing you? - On the right? 497 00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:16,759 Pop your head in the door. 498 00:28:16,840 --> 00:28:19,513 - All right, cheers. - No problem. 499 00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:22,637 < Mayfield Health Centre, how can I help? 500 00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:30,270 Cleaning the boys, well... 501 00:28:30,360 --> 00:28:34,194 Another thing when you're cleaning the wee girls. 502 00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:37,670 It's not a good idea to use talcum powder on the girls, 503 00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:40,558 because it gets inside the girl's vagina. 504 00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:43,677 It's very hard to clean and can cause an infection. 505 00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:46,069 But the wee boys are fine. 506 00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:50,078 Two minutes? 507 00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:55,280 I'II... I'll head... sorry...outside. 508 00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:02,188 < JOE! 509 00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:04,799 Joe! 510 00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:11,590 Sorry for barging in like that. 511 00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:14,433 Thanks for sending that letter to the Social. 512 00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:15,953 - How d'you get on? - Not bad. 513 00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:18,998 They docked a week's money, could've been worse. 514 00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:20,752 - So thanks a lot. - You're welcome. 515 00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:22,751 - Busy in there? - It's mobbed. 516 00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:24,239 - Crazy. - Yeah. 517 00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:27,835 I know you're busy. Just wanted to tell you. 518 00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:29,433 - You're welcome. - See you later. 519 00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:35,996 You fancy, er... coming bowling some time? 520 00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:40,119 - What? - Ten pin bowling. Fancy it? 521 00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:44,711 - Can I think about it? - Aye, sure. Sure. 522 00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:46,392 - Still got my number? - Aye. 523 00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:48,869 Give us a phone if you fancy it. 524 00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:51,793 - All right. See you later. - Bye. 525 00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:54,393 I'm not going. 526 00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:55,913 What did you say? 527 00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:57,592 I'm not going. 528 00:29:57,680 --> 00:29:59,955 Come on, Sarah. Why not? 529 00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:03,390 'Cause he's a bit wild. 530 00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:05,835 Wild. What's wrong with ten pin bowling? 531 00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:07,956 - I've never done it. - So what? 532 00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:11,749 It's not an art form. You roll a few balls, 533 00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:14,229 have a laugh, go home. So what? 534 00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:17,232 - I'm not going. - You're joking! 535 00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:27,756 When I die and they lay me to rest 536 00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:31,594 Gonna go to the place that's the best 537 00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:34,148 When I lay me down to die 538 00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:38,233 Going up to the spirit in the sky 539 00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:42,518 Going up to the spirit in the sky 540 00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:46,149 Place I'm gonna go when I die 541 00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:48,800 When I die and they lay me to rest 542 00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:53,396 Gonna go to the place that's the best 543 00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:55,436 Ah, fuck! 544 00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:14,999 Gotta have a friend named Jesus 545 00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:17,594 So you know that when you die... 546 00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:19,750 You cheeky thing, it didn't. 547 00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:22,877 It stuck on the side. It's strange. 548 00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:30,477 - Do you want a cup of tea? - No, I'm fine. 549 00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:33,791 Oh, um, thanks very much for tonight. 550 00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:36,792 - Thank you. - It was fun. I liked it. 551 00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:38,950 - All right. See you. - See you. 552 00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:43,951 - Joe? - Yeah? 553 00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:46,156 - Joe, listen! Take this. - What? 554 00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:48,834 - You'll not get a bus. - Can't take that. 555 00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:52,549 - Get a taxi. Take it. - I'm not taking your money. 556 00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:55,712 - I'm not stupid. Take it. - I don't need the money. 557 00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:58,632 Shit. 558 00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:01,518 Have you got your keys in there? 559 00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:04,751 I can't believe this. Aye. 560 00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:07,718 Better phone a locksmiths. 561 00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:10,234 A bit late. We'll never get one. 562 00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:12,072 Let's see. 563 00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:16,033 - Shall I kick the door in? - No...no. 564 00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:19,510 - What are you going to do? - I'll sleep in the car. 565 00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:21,636 How? You've left your key in there. 566 00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:23,233 - Shit. - This is daft. 567 00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:25,709 Look, stay at my place. 568 00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:29,995 Hey, that wasn't a come-on. 569 00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:32,958 You'll sleep in the bedroom, me in the sitting room. 570 00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:38,110 - Are you sure? - 'Course I'm sure. 571 00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:40,953 - OK. - Good. 572 00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:56,313 Right, er... 573 00:32:57,720 --> 00:33:01,110 ..this is the bedroom. Sorry about the mess. 574 00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:05,430 Bathroom's in there. 575 00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:07,829 I'll get you a towel for the bathroom. 576 00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:11,993 There's a pair of pyjamas, if you want. 577 00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:16,672 I'll just change the... 578 00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:18,432 ..change the sheets. 579 00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:22,552 Can I have a cup of tea? 580 00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:26,758 Sure, sure, of course. Sorry. 581 00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:31,231 This is the sitting room. 582 00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:34,153 Er... Go in, grab a seat. 583 00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:37,596 - You sure it's tea you want? - Tea, please. Just milk. 584 00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:40,911 - I can make you a coffee. - No, tea's great. Just milk. 585 00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:44,393 - Joe? - Yeah! 586 00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:47,711 - Can I put some music on? - Sure, go ahead. 587 00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:38,397 - Dream Team? - Aye. Our one and only victory. 588 00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:41,636 - You were in a band? - Yeah. 589 00:34:41,720 --> 00:34:44,598 Won the local talent contest and everything. 590 00:34:44,680 --> 00:34:46,432 Grab a seat. 591 00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:51,359 Are you cold? 592 00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:52,998 - Um... - Yeah? 593 00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:55,958 - Yeah. - I'll put the fire on. 594 00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:05,472 - It's lovely, isn't it? - Aye. Brilliant. 595 00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:08,279 - Reminds me of my crazy days. - Why? 596 00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:11,670 Can't tell you. You'd think I was a nutter. 597 00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:13,478 Bit late for that. 598 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:18,709 Well, er... One day when I woke up... 599 00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:21,473 desperate for a drink, totally skint... 600 00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:26,270 I went to a music shop and stole a bundle of cassettes... 601 00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:29,079 Took them down the pub and sold them. 602 00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:33,278 The lot went, country and western, pop. Everything went... 603 00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:35,271 except for this. 604 00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:37,999 Not for 25 pence. 605 00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:41,152 I took it home, got pissed... 606 00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:43,549 as was my wont. 607 00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:46,313 And, er...stuck it on. 608 00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:48,118 And it was just... 609 00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:50,992 magical. 610 00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:54,196 There was something about it. 611 00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:57,317 My own space, my own dreams, you know? 612 00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:00,752 Anyway... 613 00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:05,868 I still play it to remind me of what I was, you know? 614 00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:07,916 What I might be. 615 00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:15,108 What made you stop drinking? 616 00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:21,149 Why do you wanna know? 617 00:36:21,240 --> 00:36:24,915 It must have been a turning point in your life. 618 00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:31,751 - 'Cause I'm scared to tell you. - Why? 619 00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:37,229 There's a chance you might hate me. 620 00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:38,912 Don't be daft. 621 00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:50,671 There was a girl I used to drink with. 622 00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:53,233 Rhona. 623 00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:58,990 We lived together, on and off. 624 00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:01,116 In my mind I loved her. 625 00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:03,475 In her mind she loved me. 626 00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:05,551 That's where it stopped. 627 00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:07,835 We were both just tangled up. 628 00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:09,717 Clinging on like grim death. 629 00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:16,549 We used to have these really terrible arguments... 630 00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:20,519 Really fierce. We used to tear each other apart. 631 00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:24,195 But it was never physical... Ever. 632 00:37:25,720 --> 00:37:27,790 One day we went to Largs... 633 00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:29,996 great day, weather was really good. 634 00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:34,153 Walked along the beach, being stupid, you know. 635 00:37:34,240 --> 00:37:36,674 And of course I had a drink. 636 00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:39,593 I'd been a lot drunker. 637 00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:44,669 On the bus on the way back I had a kip. 638 00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:46,955 Maybe that's where it started. 639 00:37:48,080 --> 00:37:49,752 Because when I woke up... 640 00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:54,990 when we were walking up the close 641 00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:56,991 of the shithole we stayed, 642 00:37:57,080 --> 00:37:59,992 this cloud had just descended. 643 00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:02,389 Really, really dark. 644 00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:05,751 Suddenly, I hated her. 645 00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:09,389 And I hated me. 646 00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:11,630 I hated that shithole. 647 00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:17,154 I tried to open the door, put the key in the lock, 648 00:38:17,240 --> 00:38:19,470 and the stupid key wouldn't go in. 649 00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:24,793 I was meant to fix the lock and never got round to it. 650 00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:29,078 She laughed. She found this really funny. 651 00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:32,311 Which it probably was. 652 00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:35,437 Next thing I knew, her head was up against the wall. 653 00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:37,158 Think it's fucking funny? 654 00:38:37,240 --> 00:38:38,958 I was punching her. 655 00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:41,599 I was kicking her. 656 00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:48,715 - Why are you fucking crying? - You bastard! 657 00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:51,189 - What did you call me? - Bastard! 658 00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:55,273 - Once more, you fucking bitch! - Leave me alone, bastard! 659 00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:57,510 - Bastard! - Shut up! 660 00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:02,596 The next day I said I remembered nothing. 661 00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:04,910 It was a blackout. She believed me. 662 00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:07,070 There were plenty of blackouts. 663 00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:10,390 I still remember. 664 00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:14,429 I remember every punch. 665 00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:15,999 Every kick. 666 00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:19,397 Her screaming. 667 00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:27,152 And then... 668 00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:31,515 Then the shame started. 669 00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:35,191 And the feelings of disgust. 670 00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:38,316 Then more shame. 671 00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:40,152 More disgust. 672 00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:44,194 I could hardly fucking breathe. 673 00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:47,755 Like it was on my chest. 674 00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:54,231 So I went to the AA. 675 00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:56,311 This time it was serious. 676 00:39:57,960 --> 00:40:01,032 And I haven't touched a drop...since. 677 00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:11,119 You've never forgiven yourself? 678 00:40:13,240 --> 00:40:15,674 I know about that as well. 679 00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:02,912 Ssshhh... Ssshhh... 680 00:41:04,160 --> 00:41:06,310 Joe, ssshhh...it's OK. 681 00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:08,277 It's OK. 682 00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:22,590 In there, Doc! 683 00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:24,193 Get in again! 684 00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:25,952 Clear it! 685 00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:31,632 Oh, no luck, Ravanelli! Pretty poor show! 686 00:41:31,720 --> 00:41:34,314 Come on, look for the ball! 687 00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:37,751 Robbo, push them out! 688 00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:40,400 Doc, steam in! 689 00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:45,355 Come on, Catman! Play it, Catman! 690 00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:50,710 That was without the teeth! 691 00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:53,234 Want to see him with the wallies in? 692 00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:55,709 Zulu, take the wing! 693 00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:59,190 Liam, turn and face the ball! Liam! 694 00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:01,909 Liam! 695 00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:10,392 Oh, fuck off! 696 00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:14,718 He knows what this was for. Now fuck off! 697 00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:17,109 It's all right. It's all right. 698 00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:22,838 Your weans must be proud of you, you cunt. 699 00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:24,114 You're OK? 700 00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:26,316 - Cann't breathe. - What was that about? 701 00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:29,233 - Eh? - What was all that about? 702 00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:32,437 I noised one of them up in the pub. 703 00:42:32,520 --> 00:42:33,999 He's just getting us back. 704 00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:36,992 - OK, come on, up. - Oh, fucking hell. 705 00:42:40,240 --> 00:42:43,198 - Are you still clean? - Eh? 706 00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:48,354 - Are you still clean? - Fuck's sake. Of course I am. 707 00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:53,996 Doctor Clegg, I'm afraid, he's got someone in. 708 00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:56,753 Can you call back in five minutes? 709 00:42:56,840 --> 00:42:58,831 Uh-huh, certainly. 710 00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:05,473 I'll let him know that's cancelled. OK, thank you. 711 00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:08,313 Just one second, please. Excuse me! 712 00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:09,833 < Excuse me! 713 00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:12,559 - Can you put the cigarette out? - Two minutes. 714 00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:14,710 - It's no smoking. - Two minutes. 715 00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:17,598 < Mayfield Health Centre, please hold the line. 716 00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:21,673 It's appointments only and booked up for 10 days. 717 00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:25,150 - I've just left my work yard. - I know. One second. 718 00:43:25,240 --> 00:43:28,437 Excuse me! Please put the cigarette out. 719 00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:31,910 - Give us a minute, eh? - I've asked once before. 720 00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:34,798 - Then don't ask again. - It's the last time. 721 00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:38,555 If you don't put it out, the doctor won't see you. 722 00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:40,790 You'll wait till I've fucking finished it. 723 00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:42,598 I'm not putting it out. 724 00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:46,992 - Just put it out. - Fuck off, I'll do what I want. 725 00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:50,993 You've got your daddy's face, haven't you, pet? 726 00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:53,674 - Do you ever take him? - I cann't get near him. 727 00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:58,038 Let me see you hold him. Turn him the other way. 728 00:43:58,120 --> 00:44:00,350 So he can hear your heartbeat. 729 00:44:01,840 --> 00:44:04,354 They're used to that from the womb. 730 00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:07,079 There you go. You're with your daddy. 731 00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:10,835 I'm worried about his eyes. He's awful scaly, you know? 732 00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:14,879 My brother's as scaly as fuck, has eyes the other way. 733 00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:18,270 That's normal. They don't start to focus till they're six weeks. 734 00:44:18,360 --> 00:44:21,432 - He cann't see anything? - He can see shadows. 735 00:44:21,520 --> 00:44:24,273 Once he's six weeks old, they'll sort themselves out. 736 00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:27,670 And her nipples... They're giving you gyp as well. 737 00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:31,833 I can speak for myself. They're quite sore. 738 00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:33,592 This might seem strange, but... 739 00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:36,797 keep a cabbage in your fridge, right? 740 00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:40,919 Chill it. A cabbage leaf down each side of your bra, 741 00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:42,513 that'll cool your nipples. 742 00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:45,717 Maybe put one down his crotch, yeah. 743 00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:49,232 Excuse me a wee minute. 744 00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:53,148 Keep your voice down. Cool it. 745 00:44:53,240 --> 00:44:55,993 - Hand over the prescription. - You're not going in my bag! 746 00:44:56,080 --> 00:44:57,991 Shall we call the police? 747 00:44:58,080 --> 00:45:00,275 Phone the polis! Get out of my bag! 748 00:45:00,360 --> 00:45:02,920 Don't touch my fucking bag! 749 00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:05,833 - Sabine, don't be daft! - Leave my bag alone. 750 00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:07,956 - Calm down. - I fucking won't. 751 00:45:08,040 --> 00:45:11,157 Give me my fucking bag, you snobby bitch! 752 00:45:11,240 --> 00:45:13,231 Sabine, stop that! 753 00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:17,836 If you've nothing in it, you've got nothing to hide. 754 00:45:17,920 --> 00:45:20,753 - Where's the prescription pad? - That's fucking crap! 755 00:45:20,840 --> 00:45:22,796 Right, what's this? 756 00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:24,279 Very smart, Sabine. 757 00:45:24,360 --> 00:45:26,874 If you'd given me my prescription, 758 00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:28,234 I wouldn't have to steal it! 759 00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:31,710 You know the score. You've been on a programme. 760 00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:34,030 - I want my script! - There's no prescription! 761 00:45:34,120 --> 00:45:37,749 I want my fucking prescription! I'm not moving fucking... 762 00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:40,274 Let's go, come on. Take it easy. 763 00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:42,112 She's taken the prescription pad. 764 00:45:42,200 --> 00:45:45,476 He's not giving me my fucking script! 765 00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:48,836 You'll get no more prescriptions from here! 766 00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:52,913 Frank, can I talk to you for a wee moment? 767 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:55,355 What's going on? 768 00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:58,512 This has happened umpteen times before. 769 00:45:58,600 --> 00:46:01,672 I've put a lot of work into that family. 770 00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:03,318 Can we speak about it? 771 00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:06,551 Listen, I don't want her on the register. 772 00:46:06,640 --> 00:46:08,949 Can you send in the next patient? 773 00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:25,639 'Drivers in first and second place...' 774 00:46:26,880 --> 00:46:28,711 - Where have you been? - Out. 775 00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:30,791 - Out? Where? - Aye, with my pals. 776 00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:32,313 - What pals? - Maggie and that. 777 00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:34,868 Look at the state of you! 778 00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:37,394 - I need the toilet. - I wanna talk to you. 779 00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:41,996 Get in there before I drag you in. Move it! 780 00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:45,595 Fuck off! What's your fucking problem? 781 00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:47,557 - You were up the town. - No, I wasn't. 782 00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:51,599 Don't fucking lie to me! Fucking give us this! 783 00:46:58,040 --> 00:47:00,270 What the fuck is this? Eh? 784 00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:03,989 Who are they for? I don't fucking use them! 785 00:47:04,080 --> 00:47:06,992 You take me for a fucking prick? 786 00:47:07,080 --> 00:47:10,470 I'm here cooking Scott's dinner, telling him stories, 787 00:47:10,560 --> 00:47:13,916 and you're taking the fucking prick out of me! 788 00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:15,877 Are you? You fucking idiot! 789 00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:19,316 Different fucking story when you're getting your share! > 790 00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:21,311 Aye, a different fucking story. 791 00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:23,709 I'm not back streets getting shagged by perverts! 792 00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:27,429 - Neither am I. - I cann't go on like this. 793 00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:29,670 You're telling me. Neither can I. 794 00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:33,036 You nag, nag, nag. Fucking driving me up the wall. 795 00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:36,396 Look at the fucking state of you! 796 00:47:36,480 --> 00:47:40,234 You know what people are like! What if they twig on? 797 00:47:40,320 --> 00:47:42,470 - So fuck them. - So fuck them? 798 00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:45,074 What if they tell the social worker? 799 00:47:45,160 --> 00:47:46,878 You're on junk, on the game! 800 00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:49,349 Do you want to lose Scott again? 801 00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:52,352 - We're gonna lose him again! - No, we're not. 802 00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:55,273 You're gonna fucking lose me. I cann't handle this. 803 00:47:55,360 --> 00:47:58,033 - Fuck off, will you! - I will fuck off. 804 00:47:58,120 --> 00:48:00,350 - I'll take Scott. - No, you're not. 805 00:48:00,440 --> 00:48:03,637 I'll take Scott and leave you here to rot. 806 00:48:03,720 --> 00:48:05,438 - That's what you want. - No. 807 00:48:05,520 --> 00:48:10,310 No? Well, fucking... Have a look at yourself, Sabine! 808 00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:13,119 Is that what you want? 809 00:48:13,200 --> 00:48:17,034 Fuck off... Fucking asshole. 810 00:48:22,080 --> 00:48:24,640 - Send us a postcard, Helen. - Will do. 811 00:48:28,480 --> 00:48:31,836 - I need to see Sabine and Liam. - What's up? 812 00:48:31,920 --> 00:48:34,480 She was in yesterday causing absolute havoc. 813 00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:36,630 She got struck off the register. 814 00:48:36,720 --> 00:48:38,631 I need to get her a new doctor. 815 00:49:00,840 --> 00:49:03,354 - Hiya. - Can I have a word, please? 816 00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:05,112 Be with you in a minute. 817 00:49:05,200 --> 00:49:07,919 The baby's had diarrhoea for three days... 818 00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:09,991 - Is your mummy in? - Yes. 819 00:49:10,080 --> 00:49:13,072 There was fighting and Liam was crying. 820 00:49:13,160 --> 00:49:15,720 - There was fighting? - Hm-hm. 821 00:49:26,520 --> 00:49:27,794 Liam? 822 00:49:27,880 --> 00:49:29,233 Liam? 823 00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:32,950 What the fuck are you doing? 824 00:49:33,040 --> 00:49:34,632 Trying to get a vein. 825 00:49:34,720 --> 00:49:37,154 Your wean's being looked after by another wean. 826 00:49:37,240 --> 00:49:39,913 - Will you pick that up? - Where's Liam? 827 00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:41,911 - Gonna give me that up? - Where's Liam? 828 00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:45,356 Fucking give it. You know what this is like! 829 00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:48,352 - Give me that! - You don't need this shit. 830 00:49:48,440 --> 00:49:49,998 - I'll help you. - I need it. 831 00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:52,719 Fucking please, man. I'm begging you. 832 00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:55,473 You've gotta give me this. Hold that. 833 00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:59,394 - Oh, no. - Fuck, please. Come on, Joe. 834 00:49:59,480 --> 00:50:01,198 Please. 835 00:50:07,600 --> 00:50:09,875 Where's Liam, Sabine? 836 00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:11,313 Sabine, where's Liam? 837 00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:14,233 - McGowan's boys got him. - What was that? 838 00:50:14,320 --> 00:50:17,357 - McGowan's boys got him. - When did they come? 839 00:50:17,440 --> 00:50:21,433 - Sabine, when did they come? - A wee while ago. 840 00:50:21,520 --> 00:50:24,353 - Where are you going? - McGowan's lot have got Liam. 841 00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:27,637 - Oh, my God. - Look, Sabine's in there. 842 00:50:27,720 --> 00:50:30,359 - Don't let him in there. - Be careful! 843 00:51:01,920 --> 00:51:03,478 - Where's McGowan? - Hold on. 844 00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:05,312 - Is he in his office? - No. 845 00:51:05,400 --> 00:51:08,472 - Where is he? - He's...in the snooker hall. 846 00:51:22,600 --> 00:51:26,036 < How are you doing, Joe? How's things? 847 00:51:26,120 --> 00:51:30,557 - Look what the wind blew in. - Pint of meths for the alky. 848 00:51:30,640 --> 00:51:34,076 He's more classy. A vodka with a twist of lemon. 849 00:51:34,160 --> 00:51:36,196 - Want a sniff? - Have one on me. 850 00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:39,636 Pay your monkeys more, their patter's shite. 851 00:51:39,720 --> 00:51:43,474 Shut it. Last time shite was running down your legs. 852 00:51:43,560 --> 00:51:46,552 Alfie... Give us a minute. 853 00:51:46,640 --> 00:51:49,950 - Can I have a word? - Sure. 854 00:51:51,640 --> 00:51:54,154 Where's Liam? 855 00:51:54,240 --> 00:51:57,596 He's bitten the hand that feeds him. You don't do that. 856 00:51:57,680 --> 00:52:01,832 Liam tells me one thing and then does another. 857 00:52:01,920 --> 00:52:03,990 Says he's gonna pay, doesn't show. 858 00:52:04,080 --> 00:52:06,674 No' once, no' twice, but three times. 859 00:52:06,760 --> 00:52:08,637 That's what I call taking the pish. 860 00:52:08,720 --> 00:52:12,872 - They've got a 4-year-old boy! - I've got two fucking boys, 861 00:52:12,960 --> 00:52:15,030 but if I do nothing, I'm finished. 862 00:52:15,120 --> 00:52:18,032 I don't mind you giving him a doing. 863 00:52:18,120 --> 00:52:20,190 I don't want you taking liberties. 864 00:52:20,280 --> 00:52:23,158 Or what, Joe? Or what? 865 00:52:24,360 --> 00:52:26,271 Where is he? 866 00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:28,396 Over there. Having a wee think. 867 00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:33,955 Liam. 868 00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:39,199 Made up my mind. Want to get it over with. 869 00:52:39,280 --> 00:52:43,398 - What are you talking about? - Well, they want their money. 870 00:52:43,480 --> 00:52:48,315 - You said you stopped dealing. - I stopped when I went inside. 871 00:52:48,400 --> 00:52:51,233 But I still owed them 500 quid. 872 00:52:51,320 --> 00:52:54,198 They forgot about it until this happened. 873 00:52:54,280 --> 00:52:55,429 What happened? 874 00:52:57,440 --> 00:52:59,715 Sabine owes them 1500 quid. 875 00:53:01,200 --> 00:53:05,352 Jesus Christ! How can Sabine owe them 1500 quid? 876 00:53:05,440 --> 00:53:07,829 She took over dealing when I was inside. 877 00:53:07,920 --> 00:53:11,230 You told me she'd stopped. Why are you lying? 878 00:53:11,320 --> 00:53:13,595 I'm not lying. She did stop. 879 00:53:13,680 --> 00:53:17,878 She did. She was doing fucking well. 880 00:53:17,960 --> 00:53:21,509 She started back again a couple of months ago. 881 00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:24,956 I didn't realise until it was out of hand. 882 00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:28,237 Then she started using it all for herself. 883 00:53:28,320 --> 00:53:30,515 That's how she ran up the debt. 884 00:53:30,600 --> 00:53:35,310 - Why d'you no' tell me? - What could you do? 885 00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:39,479 What's the score? 886 00:53:39,560 --> 00:53:42,358 Well, they want their money back or... 887 00:53:42,440 --> 00:53:47,560 they want Sabine to work the streets. 888 00:53:47,640 --> 00:53:49,790 Pay it back. 889 00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:53,350 He's a scumbag. He's a fucking scumbag. 890 00:53:53,440 --> 00:53:57,228 Nice wee bit of skirt. That's what he says. 891 00:53:57,320 --> 00:54:01,279 I'm not fucking stupid, Joe. I know she's on the game, 892 00:54:01,360 --> 00:54:04,909 but I couldn't handle that. Not with them. 893 00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:08,629 I know I could get her off. 894 00:54:08,720 --> 00:54:12,030 But I need to square it with them first. 895 00:54:12,120 --> 00:54:15,032 So that's it. I've made my mind up. 896 00:54:15,120 --> 00:54:17,714 I want it over and done with. 897 00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:20,360 You're not making any sense! 898 00:54:23,600 --> 00:54:27,229 They're gonna fucking break my legs, Joe. 899 00:54:27,320 --> 00:54:30,676 That's what they want, to break my legs. 900 00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:35,592 MCGOWAN! 901 00:54:35,680 --> 00:54:37,875 You fucking touch him! You fucking touch him! 902 00:54:37,960 --> 00:54:40,190 Touch him and I'll fucking kill you. 903 00:54:40,280 --> 00:54:42,635 Joe, Joe. Behave yourself. 904 00:54:42,720 --> 00:54:47,157 Come on. Easy. Let him go, guys. Let him go. 905 00:54:49,040 --> 00:54:51,395 Come here. 906 00:54:51,480 --> 00:54:53,277 Come on, it's all right. 907 00:54:53,360 --> 00:54:56,636 Listen. I cann't lose face, that'd be suicide. 908 00:54:56,720 --> 00:54:59,917 - Let's sort this out, Joe. - I'm gonna have you. 909 00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:02,434 Don't be a daft boy, pal. 910 00:55:02,520 --> 00:55:05,830 - I'd have you first. - I've got fuck all to lose. 911 00:55:05,920 --> 00:55:08,434 What about that nice nurse you got? 912 00:55:08,520 --> 00:55:12,672 - I could do something with her. - You touch her, I'll stab you. 913 00:55:12,760 --> 00:55:14,671 Just trying to find a way out. 914 00:55:14,760 --> 00:55:17,115 - Why don't you do a job for us? - I'll do fuck all. 915 00:55:17,200 --> 00:55:22,228 Come on. Pay off the boy's debt? One, two trips up north. 916 00:55:22,320 --> 00:55:23,594 Why not Liam? 917 00:55:23,680 --> 00:55:27,468 You think I came up the Clyde in a banana boat? 918 00:55:27,560 --> 00:55:30,996 You pick up the stuff, bring it down, that's it. 919 00:55:31,080 --> 00:55:32,399 - That easy? - Aye. 920 00:55:32,480 --> 00:55:36,109 - Why no' your pricks? - No, I want YOU to do it. 921 00:55:37,480 --> 00:55:39,516 Why me? 922 00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:43,309 I like the idea. For old time's sake. 923 00:55:44,680 --> 00:55:47,558 For old time's sake, to take a flying fuck. 924 00:55:47,640 --> 00:55:49,198 Take care of yourself. 925 00:55:50,880 --> 00:55:52,871 McGowan: Let's do it. 926 00:56:00,480 --> 00:56:02,357 You all right? 927 00:56:15,640 --> 00:56:18,074 All right? Sure? 928 00:56:18,160 --> 00:56:21,755 - What did they do to you? - Oh, it's OK. 929 00:56:21,840 --> 00:56:23,398 You sure? 930 00:56:23,480 --> 00:56:25,118 What happened? 931 00:56:25,200 --> 00:56:26,952 See you later. 932 00:56:28,720 --> 00:56:31,154 Are you going to be all right, Sabine? 933 00:56:31,240 --> 00:56:33,800 - See you later. - See you later. 934 00:56:35,680 --> 00:56:38,148 - Liam, get the door fixed, eh? - OK, Joe. 935 00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:44,194 - What happened? - Och...McGowan. 936 00:56:44,280 --> 00:56:48,193 Thought Liam was taking the pish and wanted to make a point. 937 00:56:48,280 --> 00:56:52,910 - What about the money they owe? - Sorted. McGowan seems happy... 938 00:57:04,360 --> 00:57:05,634 AH! Fuck! 939 00:57:38,160 --> 00:57:39,593 How are you feeling now? 940 00:57:39,680 --> 00:57:41,830 Much better. 941 00:57:51,960 --> 00:57:54,838 - Doing all right? - Yeah. I chop great celery. 942 00:58:08,680 --> 00:58:11,194 Looks great. 943 00:58:11,280 --> 00:58:12,872 Lovely. 944 00:58:23,400 --> 00:58:25,152 Joe, I'm gonna drop this. 945 00:58:28,320 --> 00:58:31,039 - I'm gonna drop them! - I don't care. 946 00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:49,710 Don't you... I'll put this in your face. 947 00:58:49,800 --> 00:58:52,473 Don't you dare. 948 00:58:57,720 --> 00:59:00,359 Ahh...fire woman. 949 00:59:01,840 --> 00:59:03,353 Come here. 950 00:59:10,400 --> 00:59:12,755 Let me see. 951 00:59:25,200 --> 00:59:27,156 JESUS CHRIST! 952 00:59:27,240 --> 00:59:32,633 Oh...my...! Instant circumcision or what?! 953 00:59:32,720 --> 00:59:35,951 Christ, I only hurt your foot. Fuck's sake! 954 01:00:23,200 --> 01:00:24,553 I'm here. 955 01:00:24,640 --> 01:00:27,677 - Hello? - 'See the B&B "Stella Maris"?' 956 01:00:27,760 --> 01:00:29,910 - Where's that? - 'Look to the right. 957 01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:33,276 'The last white building. "Stella Maris".' 958 01:00:35,040 --> 01:00:38,510 No, I don't... Aye, I see it. OK. 959 01:00:38,600 --> 01:00:40,670 - 'It's Latin.' - What? 960 01:00:40,760 --> 01:00:42,034 'Star of the Sea.' 961 01:00:42,120 --> 01:00:44,634 Is this a fucking codeword or something? 962 01:00:44,720 --> 01:00:48,633 'No, you prick. Thought you wanted to know what it means.' 963 01:00:48,720 --> 01:00:52,998 Youse are cracking me up. I'm in hysterics, man. 964 01:00:53,080 --> 01:00:57,073 'Go in and ask for keys in the name of McCormick. 965 01:00:57,160 --> 01:01:01,597 'Outside you'll see a black Cherokee car. Right?' 966 01:01:01,680 --> 01:01:04,717 What? Outside the "Stella Maris"? 967 01:01:04,800 --> 01:01:06,438 OK, I see it. 968 01:01:06,520 --> 01:01:08,795 - 'You know where to go?' - I know where to go. 969 01:01:08,880 --> 01:01:12,156 - 'That's you, then.' - Is that it? 970 01:01:37,400 --> 01:01:38,833 Oh, fuck off! 971 01:01:38,920 --> 01:01:43,072 Fuck off. Don't fucking do this to me. 972 01:01:47,400 --> 01:01:49,391 Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! 973 01:01:52,680 --> 01:01:53,635 Ho! 974 01:01:55,160 --> 01:01:58,470 - Know how to stop this? - In the instruction manual. 975 01:01:58,560 --> 01:02:00,198 - In the what? - The instruction manual. 976 01:02:01,800 --> 01:02:03,756 I've no' got an instruction manual. 977 01:02:03,840 --> 01:02:05,478 Give me the keys. 978 01:02:08,720 --> 01:02:10,711 Watch your lip. 979 01:02:10,800 --> 01:02:12,677 Cheers. 980 01:02:12,760 --> 01:02:15,274 < By the way, what's the registration number? 981 01:02:15,360 --> 01:02:18,477 - What are you saying? - Could be daylight robbery. 982 01:02:18,560 --> 01:02:21,472 Yeah, I've got two bodies in the boot. > 983 01:02:21,560 --> 01:02:23,630 Make sure you dispose of them. 984 01:02:27,240 --> 01:02:30,152 Oh, fucking stupid cunt. 985 01:02:47,760 --> 01:02:51,639 Jesus, Shanks. I have to go through with this. 986 01:02:51,720 --> 01:02:54,632 What happens in future? Will he say: 987 01:02:54,720 --> 01:02:57,712 "I'll kick his head in, unless you do another job." 988 01:02:57,800 --> 01:03:01,475 I'll do these two jobs and I walk away. 989 01:03:01,560 --> 01:03:03,312 Oh, do these TWO jobs. 990 01:03:03,400 --> 01:03:08,838 I thought you were going for a trip up north. For fuck's sake! 991 01:03:08,920 --> 01:03:11,957 You'll get a membership card for the McGowan clan. 992 01:03:12,040 --> 01:03:13,439 - Fuck off. - Come on. 993 01:03:13,520 --> 01:03:15,397 < I'm not working for him... 994 01:03:15,480 --> 01:03:17,232 You are working for him. 995 01:03:17,320 --> 01:03:20,517 Do you get short-term contracts for fucking drug dealers? 996 01:03:31,840 --> 01:03:35,230 What's the fucking problem with Liam's family? 997 01:03:35,320 --> 01:03:37,550 What's the problem with Sabine? 998 01:03:37,640 --> 01:03:39,710 - Tell me. - She's a junkie. 999 01:03:39,800 --> 01:03:43,509 You'd as well go north and get her some junk, then. 1000 01:03:43,600 --> 01:03:47,639 You dance with the fucking devil, you're in the gang. 1001 01:03:47,720 --> 01:03:51,349 I cann't believe how fucking naive you are. 1002 01:03:51,440 --> 01:03:52,998 I'm not naive. 1003 01:03:53,080 --> 01:03:58,200 - I've got nothing to say, Joe. - You've got to trust me, man. 1004 01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:19,228 Tea, please. 1005 01:04:20,520 --> 01:04:23,080 - Milk and sugar? - Just milk, ta. 1006 01:04:31,520 --> 01:04:33,590 That'll do. Ta. 1007 01:04:38,960 --> 01:04:41,110 He only knows three songs. 1008 01:04:41,200 --> 01:04:43,555 - 'Scotland the Brave'... - 'Skye Boat Song', I bet you. 1009 01:04:43,640 --> 01:04:46,438 Aye. And 'FIower of Scotland'. 1010 01:04:52,640 --> 01:04:56,838 - Does he sell shortbread? - He does...sell it. 1011 01:04:56,920 --> 01:05:01,232 - 'Bonnie Scotland'. - 'Bonnie Scotland', right. 1012 01:05:20,280 --> 01:05:23,556 What are you smiling about? 1013 01:05:33,320 --> 01:05:35,629 Do me a favour. Close your eyes. 1014 01:05:35,720 --> 01:05:38,757 - No chance. - Go on, close your eyes. 1015 01:05:38,840 --> 01:05:40,273 For me. 1016 01:05:40,360 --> 01:05:43,318 Are they really closed? No cheatin'? 1017 01:05:43,400 --> 01:05:45,709 Hand, please. Thank you. 1018 01:05:45,800 --> 01:05:49,236 - Now you can open them. - Oh, what's this? 1019 01:05:49,320 --> 01:05:52,596 You didn't need to buy me a present. 1020 01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:57,991 Oh... They're lovely. 1021 01:05:59,240 --> 01:06:01,834 - Like them? - Oh, they're gorgeous! 1022 01:06:03,200 --> 01:06:06,237 - What do you think? - Oh, nice. 1023 01:06:06,320 --> 01:06:09,517 - Go with your eyes. - Thank you, they're beautiful. 1024 01:06:09,600 --> 01:06:11,591 - Right, once more. - What? 1025 01:06:11,680 --> 01:06:13,955 - Close your eyes again. - No way! 1026 01:06:14,040 --> 01:06:15,951 Oh, Joe... You're mad. 1027 01:06:17,360 --> 01:06:19,590 - Just close your eyes. - Right. 1028 01:06:21,040 --> 01:06:22,553 Hand. 1029 01:06:35,400 --> 01:06:36,799 What's this? 1030 01:06:38,240 --> 01:06:42,518 - It's a ring. - What have you bought this for? 1031 01:06:43,760 --> 01:06:45,876 'Cause I love you. 1032 01:06:47,800 --> 01:06:49,711 How can you say that? 1033 01:06:49,800 --> 01:06:51,438 Because I mean it. 1034 01:06:51,520 --> 01:06:56,071 Joe, we've only known each other for four or five weeks. 1035 01:06:58,520 --> 01:07:01,910 If you knew me, you wouldn't be saying this. 1036 01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:06,278 - What do you mean? - No, I can't take that. 1037 01:07:06,360 --> 01:07:08,590 - I don't want it. - I got it for you. 1038 01:07:08,680 --> 01:07:10,796 I don't want it. 1039 01:07:10,880 --> 01:07:12,711 Take it. 1040 01:07:12,800 --> 01:07:16,713 - I just can't handle this. - What have I done wrong? 1041 01:07:18,040 --> 01:07:19,712 Sarah! 1042 01:07:21,080 --> 01:07:22,991 Sarah! 1043 01:07:23,080 --> 01:07:24,399 Sarah! Hold up! 1044 01:07:25,720 --> 01:07:27,551 What is going on? 1045 01:07:27,640 --> 01:07:29,198 Just... 1046 01:07:29,280 --> 01:07:31,714 You've ruined everything now, haven't you? 1047 01:07:31,800 --> 01:07:34,109 I didn't mean to upset you. 1048 01:07:34,200 --> 01:07:38,398 Well, you have. You've really upset me, all right? 1049 01:07:38,480 --> 01:07:41,472 Just leave us alone, will you? 1050 01:08:42,960 --> 01:08:45,474 - I'll just go, then. - No, it's all right. 1051 01:08:45,560 --> 01:08:47,073 In you come. 1052 01:08:53,120 --> 01:08:56,112 - Cup of tea or something? - That'd be good. 1053 01:09:28,280 --> 01:09:32,751 - What have you been up to? - Just been reading. 1054 01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:37,629 - Your earrings look good. - Thanks. 1055 01:09:41,120 --> 01:09:43,634 Don't ask about the fucking ring. 1056 01:09:43,720 --> 01:09:45,631 What happened? 1057 01:09:45,720 --> 01:09:48,632 Tossed the fucking thing, didn't I? 1058 01:09:48,720 --> 01:09:50,358 Did you? Where? 1059 01:09:50,440 --> 01:09:52,908 The river, where do you think? 1060 01:09:53,000 --> 01:09:57,232 Gonna get it back. Got my flippers and my snorkel ready. 1061 01:09:57,320 --> 01:09:59,197 Start scuba diving. 1062 01:09:59,280 --> 01:10:02,033 Oh, Joe, come here. 1063 01:10:10,880 --> 01:10:14,190 Somebody want to tell me what the fuck's going on? 1064 01:10:14,280 --> 01:10:15,315 NO! 1065 01:10:15,400 --> 01:10:18,358 At the end of this road take a left. 1066 01:10:18,440 --> 01:10:21,034 Turn right and keep going. 1067 01:10:21,120 --> 01:10:22,792 The left. Right. Jesus. 1068 01:10:22,880 --> 01:10:26,236 Right as in right, OK? Oh, right, right. 1069 01:10:26,320 --> 01:10:27,878 No, left! Left! 1070 01:10:37,920 --> 01:10:40,559 - Where now? - Keep going, man. 1071 01:10:40,640 --> 01:10:43,359 There's a canal at the end, right? 1072 01:10:43,440 --> 01:10:45,829 With a wee bridge. A canal. 1073 01:10:45,920 --> 01:10:48,878 This better be fucking kosher, guys. 1074 01:10:48,960 --> 01:10:51,918 Just mellow out and trust us for once. 1075 01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:55,390 - Trust you? - Just keep driving, mate. 1076 01:10:55,480 --> 01:10:58,552 Keep your eyes open for Scrag. 1077 01:10:58,640 --> 01:11:00,153 Take a right there. 1078 01:11:00,240 --> 01:11:03,869 At the back of the shops. No, keep driving! 1079 01:11:11,760 --> 01:11:13,716 Here's brilliant. 1080 01:11:13,800 --> 01:11:16,030 Sound as a pound. 1081 01:11:16,120 --> 01:11:17,838 Keep the engine running. 1082 01:11:17,920 --> 01:11:20,195 Sshh...! Sshh! 1083 01:11:21,680 --> 01:11:24,638 Well, are you getting out or coming in, or what? 1084 01:11:24,720 --> 01:11:26,312 Go! Go! Go! 1085 01:11:31,160 --> 01:11:33,913 What...the...fuck? 1086 01:11:34,000 --> 01:11:35,831 GET IN HERE! 1087 01:11:42,600 --> 01:11:44,830 Liam! Liam! 1088 01:11:44,920 --> 01:11:46,273 LIAM! 1089 01:12:10,640 --> 01:12:13,154 Fucking bastards! 1090 01:12:13,240 --> 01:12:15,834 The fucking stuff's away, look at that! 1091 01:12:21,120 --> 01:12:23,111 Brazil! 1092 01:12:24,520 --> 01:12:26,317 - That's sacrilege! - What? 1093 01:12:26,400 --> 01:12:29,517 - A Brazilian strip? - They were born for it. 1094 01:12:33,640 --> 01:12:36,074 Pele! Yeah! 1095 01:12:36,160 --> 01:12:38,355 You look like a budgie! 1096 01:12:39,800 --> 01:12:41,870 There you go. The teeth of Rivelino! 1097 01:12:41,960 --> 01:12:44,838 You holding Rivelino's teeth...! 1098 01:12:44,920 --> 01:12:47,514 With these we cann't lose, man. 1099 01:12:52,760 --> 01:12:56,036 - Where'd we get these strips? - A sponsorship... 1100 01:13:13,440 --> 01:13:16,432 Maggie, can I speak to you for a minute? 1101 01:13:17,560 --> 01:13:20,279 Sarah, this better be good. 1102 01:13:20,360 --> 01:13:23,193 Right, Maggie. What colour's that? 1103 01:13:23,280 --> 01:13:25,794 - Blue. - And what colour's that? 1104 01:13:25,880 --> 01:13:27,029 Blue. 1105 01:13:27,120 --> 01:13:29,680 - And what colour's that? - Blue again. 1106 01:13:29,760 --> 01:13:33,639 You can safely say, the patient is pregnant. Why am I here? 1107 01:13:33,720 --> 01:13:36,473 Oh, my God. 1108 01:13:36,560 --> 01:13:39,279 Not Sarah. Not the health visitor? 1109 01:13:39,360 --> 01:13:43,319 Not Sarah that runs the health education classes? 1110 01:13:43,400 --> 01:13:46,358 That takes the teenage pregnancy courses? 1111 01:13:46,440 --> 01:13:50,672 You've been on the fucking radio about it! 1112 01:13:50,760 --> 01:13:53,433 You're pregnant, I don't believe it! 1113 01:13:53,520 --> 01:13:54,999 I feel really weird. 1114 01:13:55,080 --> 01:13:57,913 You're pregnant! Oh, my God! 1115 01:13:58,000 --> 01:14:01,629 I need to sit down. What are you gonna do? 1116 01:14:01,720 --> 01:14:03,836 - I don't know. - Sarah, how...? 1117 01:14:03,920 --> 01:14:06,115 - I don't know. - What did Joe say? 1118 01:14:06,200 --> 01:14:07,792 He doesn't know. 1119 01:14:07,880 --> 01:14:09,757 - I'm the first person to know? - Yeah. 1120 01:14:09,840 --> 01:14:13,116 - Are you OK? - I suppose so, yeah. 1121 01:14:13,200 --> 01:14:15,395 Come here and give me a hug. 1122 01:14:15,480 --> 01:14:17,596 Congratulations! 1123 01:14:57,680 --> 01:15:01,832 Shall we do that song again? "I want some..." Join in. 1124 01:15:01,920 --> 01:15:05,356 Maybe they're at Mayfield. I'll sort it out. 1125 01:15:05,440 --> 01:15:08,000 I've seen Doctor Craig, he's real nice. 1126 01:15:08,080 --> 01:15:09,672 Dead helpful. 1127 01:15:09,760 --> 01:15:11,716 What about McGowan? 1128 01:15:11,800 --> 01:15:13,233 Joe sorted it. 1129 01:15:13,320 --> 01:15:16,039 - What d'you mean? - Paid them off or something. 1130 01:15:16,120 --> 01:15:18,680 What d'you mean, paid him off or something? 1131 01:15:18,760 --> 01:15:21,228 - I don't know. - What are you talking about? 1132 01:15:21,320 --> 01:15:24,790 - You owed them 2000 pound. - I don't know nothing. 1133 01:15:24,880 --> 01:15:27,519 - What's she talking about? - She's talking out her arse. 1134 01:15:27,600 --> 01:15:31,991 Joe went to see McGowan and got us more time to pay. 1135 01:15:32,080 --> 01:15:34,116 - How long? - Couple of months. 1136 01:15:34,200 --> 01:15:37,715 - How much per month do you pay? - It's my problem. 1137 01:15:37,800 --> 01:15:40,792 - Tell me, how much? - Look, come on, you. 1138 01:15:40,880 --> 01:15:42,108 Wait a minute. 1139 01:15:42,200 --> 01:15:43,713 I have to feed him. 1140 01:15:43,800 --> 01:15:47,236 - What's Joe got to do with it? - Don't listen to her. 1141 01:15:47,320 --> 01:15:49,880 - You're lying. - I swear to God, Sarah. 1142 01:15:49,960 --> 01:15:53,509 Joe met McGowan and got us more time. That's it. 1143 01:15:53,600 --> 01:15:57,309 - How are you gonna pay? - I don't fucking know. 1144 01:15:57,400 --> 01:16:00,119 What's she talking about? 1145 01:16:00,200 --> 01:16:02,839 Fuck's sake, Sarah. She's all mixed up. 1146 01:16:02,920 --> 01:16:05,480 - You're lying. - A Catholic boy like me? 1147 01:16:05,560 --> 01:16:08,154 - You're lying. - I'm not. Don't listen to her. 1148 01:16:08,240 --> 01:16:11,118 Joe's got nothing to do with it. Say cheerio. 1149 01:16:11,200 --> 01:16:13,475 - Bye-bye, darling. - Cheerio. 1150 01:16:15,520 --> 01:16:17,431 What the fuck were you saying? 1151 01:16:48,800 --> 01:16:50,631 How are you doing? 1152 01:16:58,560 --> 01:17:00,437 What's the matter? > 1153 01:17:02,600 --> 01:17:03,953 What's up? 1154 01:17:05,320 --> 01:17:08,312 Tell me again what happened with McGowan. 1155 01:17:08,400 --> 01:17:10,834 Nothing happened with McGowan. 1156 01:17:10,920 --> 01:17:13,593 - Tell me. - Nothing happened with McGowan. 1157 01:17:13,680 --> 01:17:16,194 How come Sabine said you paid him off? 1158 01:17:16,280 --> 01:17:19,989 Sabine said this? Jesus, she's a smackhead. 1159 01:17:20,080 --> 01:17:22,799 < Did you borrow money off McGowan? 1160 01:17:22,880 --> 01:17:25,110 I wouldn't borrow off that bastard. 1161 01:17:25,200 --> 01:17:28,112 - I didn't borrow off McGowan. - Well, somebody else, then? 1162 01:17:28,200 --> 01:17:30,919 I didn't borrow money from anybody. 1163 01:17:31,000 --> 01:17:33,036 Darlin', you shouldn't be concerned with this. 1164 01:17:33,120 --> 01:17:37,193 I'm very concerned. See if you're lying to me...! 1165 01:17:38,800 --> 01:17:40,631 OK. 1166 01:17:40,720 --> 01:17:43,234 McGowan and I go back a bit. 1167 01:17:43,320 --> 01:17:47,108 We were brought up on the same scheme. 1168 01:17:47,200 --> 01:17:51,557 He's a total bastard. I begged him not to hurt Liam. 1169 01:17:51,640 --> 01:17:55,792 And he did. Liam's on the last chance. 1170 01:17:55,880 --> 01:17:58,030 You'd better be telling the truth. 1171 01:17:58,120 --> 01:18:00,076 If you're not, I'll break something. 1172 01:18:01,720 --> 01:18:04,712 You still, you still don't know. 1173 01:18:04,800 --> 01:18:07,519 You don't know how much I love you. 1174 01:18:07,600 --> 01:18:10,717 I'm not gonna put all that at risk. 1175 01:18:10,800 --> 01:18:12,438 I'm no' lying. 1176 01:18:17,560 --> 01:18:19,949 I was so frightened. 1177 01:18:24,920 --> 01:18:26,911 Fuck off. 1178 01:18:29,320 --> 01:18:32,232 Thank fuck you're in. Came to warn you. 1179 01:18:32,320 --> 01:18:34,390 Sarah was sniffing about this morning... 1180 01:18:53,000 --> 01:18:55,434 Sarah, you've gotta listen to me. 1181 01:18:57,680 --> 01:18:59,193 Sarah. 1182 01:18:59,280 --> 01:19:01,510 Look... 1183 01:19:01,600 --> 01:19:04,910 Look, you need to trust me, OK? 1184 01:19:05,000 --> 01:19:07,639 There's some things I cann't tell you. 1185 01:19:07,720 --> 01:19:10,029 And I don't want you to ask. 1186 01:19:10,120 --> 01:19:13,829 All you need to know is I'm helping Liam. 1187 01:19:13,920 --> 01:19:17,435 In a week from now it's over. It's done. 1188 01:19:17,520 --> 01:19:22,196 It's got nothing to do with us, it's a different planet. 1189 01:19:23,720 --> 01:19:25,233 Sarah? 1190 01:19:25,320 --> 01:19:29,552 If you think it's nothing to do with us, it's over already. 1191 01:19:30,920 --> 01:19:32,194 All right. 1192 01:19:35,640 --> 01:19:38,518 Right, you want the truth? OK. 1193 01:19:38,600 --> 01:19:42,878 When I went to see McGowan, he'd given Liam a choice. 1194 01:19:42,960 --> 01:19:46,475 Choice one, he pays up. Problem, he's no money. 1195 01:19:46,560 --> 01:19:49,836 Choice two, McGowan puts Sabine on the game. 1196 01:19:49,920 --> 01:19:53,151 How's she supposed to come off the smack then? 1197 01:19:53,240 --> 01:19:56,994 Choice three, they break his fucking legs. 1198 01:19:57,080 --> 01:19:59,992 Do you expect me to walk away from that? 1199 01:20:00,080 --> 01:20:02,913 I couldn't walk away. I was there! 1200 01:20:04,400 --> 01:20:08,029 McGowan said if I done a wee job for him 1201 01:20:08,120 --> 01:20:09,997 he'd pay off Liam's debts. 1202 01:20:10,080 --> 01:20:12,355 What job? 1203 01:20:12,440 --> 01:20:14,749 I had to pick up a car. 1204 01:20:14,840 --> 01:20:17,832 Next week I pick up another car. That's it. 1205 01:20:17,920 --> 01:20:19,319 It's over. 1206 01:20:19,400 --> 01:20:23,916 £2000-worth of debt for you to pick up two cars? 1207 01:20:24,000 --> 01:20:26,833 What was in the car? 1208 01:20:26,920 --> 01:20:29,798 What was in the car, Joe? 1209 01:20:29,880 --> 01:20:31,518 Dunno. 1210 01:20:31,600 --> 01:20:34,160 You're lying. 1211 01:20:34,240 --> 01:20:36,674 - I don't know. - You're lying. 1212 01:20:38,960 --> 01:20:42,316 What do you think was in the fucking car? 1213 01:20:42,400 --> 01:20:46,552 They were gonna break his fucking legs! Now you know. 1214 01:20:46,640 --> 01:20:51,270 I'm sorry, but we don't live in this nice, tidy world of yours. 1215 01:20:51,360 --> 01:20:53,635 Some cann't go to the polis. 1216 01:20:53,720 --> 01:20:55,836 Some cann't go to the bank for a loan. 1217 01:20:55,920 --> 01:20:58,275 Some cann't move house and fuck off. 1218 01:20:58,360 --> 01:21:01,716 Some of us don't have a choice! 1219 01:21:01,800 --> 01:21:05,475 I didn't have a fucking choice! 1220 01:21:08,160 --> 01:21:10,310 I don't want him splitting us up... 1221 01:21:10,400 --> 01:21:11,992 You're a drug dealer! 1222 01:21:12,080 --> 01:21:14,230 I'm not a fucking drug dealer! 1223 01:21:14,320 --> 01:21:17,232 - What would you call it? - What would you have done? 1224 01:21:19,080 --> 01:21:21,753 I've seen babies rattling, 1225 01:21:21,840 --> 01:21:25,150 sent to intensive care with expected brain damage! 1226 01:21:25,240 --> 01:21:28,550 Have you seen a 14-year-old choke on vomit? 1227 01:21:28,640 --> 01:21:31,632 For fuck's sake, I only did it once! 1228 01:21:33,320 --> 01:21:36,949 Where did you get the money for the earrings and the ring? 1229 01:21:38,560 --> 01:21:41,358 Where did you get the money? 1230 01:21:43,800 --> 01:21:46,439 McGowan gave me £500 for myself. 1231 01:21:49,800 --> 01:21:54,351 I wish this had never happened. Where's my... 1232 01:21:54,440 --> 01:21:56,635 Don't even try to stop me. 1233 01:21:56,720 --> 01:22:00,429 Get out of my way! Get out of my fucking way! 1234 01:22:00,520 --> 01:22:03,114 I'm no' letting you go again! 1235 01:22:03,200 --> 01:22:05,589 - Leave me! - No, just calm down. 1236 01:22:07,800 --> 01:22:10,473 Are you gonna hit me too, Joe? 1237 01:22:37,520 --> 01:22:39,238 Oh, fuck! 1238 01:23:02,400 --> 01:23:03,992 Come on, Shanks. Be in. 1239 01:23:06,920 --> 01:23:09,309 'lf you'd like to leave a message...' 1240 01:23:09,400 --> 01:23:11,675 Fuck off! Fuck off! 1241 01:23:11,760 --> 01:23:14,274 '..please speak slowly 1242 01:23:14,360 --> 01:23:17,670 'as this contraption is running too fast.' 1243 01:23:19,360 --> 01:23:23,069 Shanks, it's Joe. Give us a bell. Cheers. 1244 01:23:32,640 --> 01:23:34,073 - Hi, Joe. - Hi, Sabine. 1245 01:23:34,160 --> 01:23:35,639 Sorry, by the way. 1246 01:23:37,320 --> 01:23:39,914 I'm really sorry. I had no idea. 1247 01:23:40,000 --> 01:23:42,309 - Can I go and... - There's 300 there. 1248 01:23:42,400 --> 01:23:45,233 That'll give you a coupla hours to leave. 1249 01:23:45,320 --> 01:23:48,312 - You've done enough for us. - Take the money. 1250 01:23:48,400 --> 01:23:51,039 I tell McGowan I'm out. 1251 01:23:51,120 --> 01:23:55,193 I'm no' doing the second run. You know what that means? 1252 01:23:55,280 --> 01:23:56,679 He'll come after you two. 1253 01:23:56,760 --> 01:23:59,672 Take the money, jump on a train, whatever. 1254 01:23:59,760 --> 01:24:01,830 Get the hell out of here. 1255 01:24:01,920 --> 01:24:06,755 You have to think for yourself on this one. I really tried. 1256 01:24:06,840 --> 01:24:09,559 It's you, your family. Look after them, OK? 1257 01:24:09,640 --> 01:24:13,428 It's no' up to me now. Gotta do it yourself. 1258 01:24:39,760 --> 01:24:42,069 - Sarah in? - She doesnae want to see you. 1259 01:24:42,160 --> 01:24:44,390 - I need to talk to her. - She doesnae... 1260 01:24:45,560 --> 01:24:46,549 Sarah. 1261 01:24:48,280 --> 01:24:50,669 I spoke to Liam. 1262 01:24:50,760 --> 01:24:54,196 I'll speak to McGowan, I'm telling him I'm out. 1263 01:24:54,280 --> 01:24:58,558 You hear me? Maggie, will you give us a minute? 1264 01:24:58,640 --> 01:25:02,349 - Go, Maggie. - I'm not going anywhere. 1265 01:25:02,440 --> 01:25:03,919 Sarah, darlin'. 1266 01:25:05,800 --> 01:25:09,031 I just drew a different slant on it. 1267 01:25:09,120 --> 01:25:13,591 Somebody helped me once and I thought I could do the same. 1268 01:25:13,680 --> 01:25:18,151 If I'd thought I was gonna lose you, I'd never have done it. 1269 01:25:18,240 --> 01:25:22,518 I love you and I can't lose you. You're my soul. 1270 01:25:22,600 --> 01:25:26,479 - I can't see you again, Joe. - Don't say that. Please. 1271 01:25:26,560 --> 01:25:28,790 I just can't see you again. 1272 01:25:28,880 --> 01:25:31,997 - I'll do anything. - Just go on. 1273 01:25:32,080 --> 01:25:36,392 - Tell me I've not lost you. - Joe, come on. Please. 1274 01:25:36,480 --> 01:25:38,550 I don't know what to do. 1275 01:25:43,200 --> 01:25:45,395 This isnae fair. 1276 01:25:47,200 --> 01:25:49,316 This is no' fair. 1277 01:25:52,720 --> 01:25:54,915 Just go. 1278 01:26:29,080 --> 01:26:31,640 - 'Hello, minicab hire.' - McGowan there? 1279 01:26:31,720 --> 01:26:33,870 - 'No.' - Where is he? 1280 01:26:33,960 --> 01:26:37,669 'Said he was going down to the pub.' 1281 01:27:15,320 --> 01:27:19,359 I want out. I'm no fucking good at this. 1282 01:27:19,440 --> 01:27:21,908 I'm not your man, know what I mean? 1283 01:27:22,000 --> 01:27:24,833 I'm gonna get caught. We'll all get caught. 1284 01:27:24,920 --> 01:27:27,195 That's not how it works. 1285 01:27:27,280 --> 01:27:30,795 You cann't get out. You've gotta finish it. 1286 01:27:30,880 --> 01:27:33,394 Otherwise Liam gets away with all this. 1287 01:27:33,480 --> 01:27:36,916 If he does, I'm a laughing stock. 1288 01:27:37,000 --> 01:27:38,399 I'm fucking begging you. 1289 01:27:38,480 --> 01:27:44,191 I'm no good. I'll fuck it up. I'm not built for this. 1290 01:27:44,280 --> 01:27:46,794 I'm begging you. Let me go. 1291 01:27:46,880 --> 01:27:50,236 Away you go. Don't get desperate, it's embarrassing. 1292 01:27:50,320 --> 01:27:51,673 - You don't want me. - Alf! 1293 01:27:51,760 --> 01:27:54,320 Just let us out of this. Please. 1294 01:27:54,400 --> 01:27:55,594 You never learn. 1295 01:27:55,680 --> 01:27:58,513 You won't be smiling when I fuck that nurse. 1296 01:28:09,200 --> 01:28:10,599 You fucking bastard! 1297 01:28:10,680 --> 01:28:12,079 Fuck off! Fuck off! 1298 01:28:12,160 --> 01:28:14,833 You fucking want some of this? 1299 01:28:16,160 --> 01:28:19,789 Where are you going? Hey! This McGowan's? 1300 01:28:19,880 --> 01:28:21,552 This McGowan's? 1301 01:28:21,640 --> 01:28:24,996 Want to drive it? Well, fucking drive it! 1302 01:29:51,080 --> 01:29:54,993 Joe! You'd better get out of here! 1303 01:29:56,360 --> 01:29:58,874 You'd better get your arse into gear, man! 1304 01:29:58,960 --> 01:30:01,190 Everybody knows it's McGowan and that. 1305 01:30:01,280 --> 01:30:04,955 - How'd you get in here? - Your door was open, Joe. 1306 01:30:05,040 --> 01:30:07,031 Oh, fucking hell. 1307 01:30:14,080 --> 01:30:16,753 We're gonna have to get out, pal. 1308 01:30:16,840 --> 01:30:20,549 - Did you kick in my door? - No, your door was opened. 1309 01:30:20,640 --> 01:30:24,997 What did I tell you? I told you to fuck off. 1310 01:30:25,080 --> 01:30:28,595 I gives you 300 pounds and tell you to fuck off. 1311 01:30:28,680 --> 01:30:30,796 What the fuck are you doing here? 1312 01:30:30,880 --> 01:30:34,111 - You never fucking listen. - Joe, I did listen. 1313 01:30:34,200 --> 01:30:37,237 No, you don't, you stupid wee prick! 1314 01:30:37,320 --> 01:30:40,471 - Look, Joe... - I fucking gives you the money! 1315 01:30:40,560 --> 01:30:43,950 I tell you to go. What are you doing here? 1316 01:30:44,040 --> 01:30:47,749 I wasn't talking about the money. Where could I go? 1317 01:30:47,840 --> 01:30:49,796 I've no' got anywhere to go. 1318 01:30:49,880 --> 01:30:51,108 I thought about it. 1319 01:30:51,200 --> 01:30:54,112 I was gonna fuck off, me and Scott. 1320 01:30:54,200 --> 01:30:56,953 But I couldn't take Sabine. I fucking couldn't. 1321 01:30:57,040 --> 01:31:00,669 She cann't live without Scott. I'd have signed a death warrant. 1322 01:31:00,760 --> 01:31:03,672 - You're fucking useless. - I thought about fucking off. 1323 01:31:03,760 --> 01:31:06,877 - You're useless. - I'm no' fucking useless! 1324 01:31:06,960 --> 01:31:10,589 - I wouldn't have seen Scott! - You're a useless prick. 1325 01:31:10,680 --> 01:31:13,319 I gave you the fucking money! 1326 01:31:13,400 --> 01:31:17,439 - It wasn't the fucking money! - I'd end up in fucking London! 1327 01:31:17,520 --> 01:31:20,239 Back on the junk. I cann't handle that. 1328 01:31:20,320 --> 01:31:21,992 I've fucking cracked it. 1329 01:31:22,080 --> 01:31:25,311 - What? - You're fucking dim. 1330 01:31:25,400 --> 01:31:30,155 - You don't mean that. - I hate you, your fucking wife. 1331 01:31:30,240 --> 01:31:34,279 - I hate your fucking wean. - Don't say anything else, Joe. 1332 01:31:34,360 --> 01:31:39,912 - I know it's the drink talking. - I'll shoot the lot of you. 1333 01:31:40,000 --> 01:31:41,718 I'd take you outside... 1334 01:31:41,800 --> 01:31:47,352 ..I'd get a gun and put a bullet through your useless heads. 1335 01:31:47,440 --> 01:31:50,876 What could I do? Joe, what could I do? 1336 01:31:50,960 --> 01:31:52,712 I had nowhere to go! 1337 01:31:52,800 --> 01:31:54,950 You've got fucking excuses for everything. 1338 01:31:55,040 --> 01:31:58,589 - It's no' excuses, Joe. - Excuses for everything, man. 1339 01:31:58,680 --> 01:32:01,433 All you live off is a fucking excuse. 1340 01:32:01,520 --> 01:32:03,476 You're a fucking excuse. 1341 01:32:03,560 --> 01:32:06,472 You tell me what I can do. 1342 01:32:06,560 --> 01:32:09,313 Tell me and I'll do it. 1343 01:32:10,840 --> 01:32:12,990 Come on, tell me. 1344 01:32:15,400 --> 01:32:17,550 They'd be better off without us. 1345 01:32:17,640 --> 01:32:20,598 She fucking coped when I was in jail. 1346 01:32:20,680 --> 01:32:21,999 So, you're fucking right. 1347 01:32:24,280 --> 01:32:27,078 I shouldn't have thought about me first. 1348 01:32:34,040 --> 01:32:35,519 Will I get it? 1349 01:32:40,880 --> 01:32:42,632 - Hello? - 'Liam, is that you?' 1350 01:32:42,720 --> 01:32:45,234 - Sabine? - 'McGowan's boys were here.' 1351 01:32:45,320 --> 01:32:49,518 - Oh, fuck. - 'They smashed up the house.' 1352 01:32:49,600 --> 01:32:51,556 - How are you? - 'AII right.' 1353 01:32:51,640 --> 01:32:53,790 - What about Scott? - 'He's all right. 1354 01:32:53,880 --> 01:32:56,189 'They want you and Joe. Don't come back here.' 1355 01:32:56,280 --> 01:32:59,352 Grab the wean and get to your Ma's. 1356 01:32:59,440 --> 01:33:01,908 'Don't come back here, 'cause they'll kill you.' 1357 01:33:02,000 --> 01:33:03,035 OK. 1358 01:33:17,320 --> 01:33:19,993 Fucking better off without us. 1359 01:33:33,400 --> 01:33:34,549 Oh, fuck. 1360 01:33:46,440 --> 01:33:48,590 Fucking Jesus. 1361 01:33:51,720 --> 01:33:53,676 No fucking way. 1362 01:34:52,440 --> 01:34:54,078 I'm sorry. 1363 01:35:00,920 --> 01:35:05,710 I know you didn't mean what you said about us, Joe. 1364 01:35:10,280 --> 01:35:13,317 Here's your photo back. 1365 01:35:47,840 --> 01:35:51,355 Fucking prick! Jump, I'll kill you anyway! 1366 01:35:56,120 --> 01:35:57,235 LIAM! 1367 01:35:58,720 --> 01:35:59,835 LIAM! 1368 01:36:01,800 --> 01:36:03,199 LIAM! 1369 01:36:06,240 --> 01:36:09,038 Ah, sweet Jesus, give me strength. 1370 01:36:15,480 --> 01:36:20,156 AHH, JESUS, JESUS, Jesus... 1371 01:36:28,760 --> 01:36:33,470 Ah, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus... 1372 01:36:46,200 --> 01:36:49,749 Eternal rest grant unto him, O Lord... 1373 01:36:49,840 --> 01:36:52,718 ..and let perpetual light shine upon him. 1374 01:36:52,800 --> 01:36:56,713 May he rest in peace. Amen. 1375 01:37:08,120 --> 01:37:10,236 My dear brothers and sisters, 1376 01:37:10,320 --> 01:37:13,756 let us go now in peace and in calm. 1377 01:38:05,440 --> 01:38:08,557 Hiya, wee man. All right? 1378 01:38:08,640 --> 01:38:10,471 He was great, eh? 96260