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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 3 00:00:13,434 --> 00:00:14,936 -(LIP-SYNCING) -Well, he walked up to me 4 00:00:14,977 --> 00:00:17,230 and he asked me if I wanted to dance 5 00:00:20,608 --> 00:00:24,779 He looked kind of nice And so I said I might take a chance 6 00:00:28,115 --> 00:00:30,952 When he danced he held me tight 7 00:00:31,410 --> 00:00:34,497 And when he walked me home that night 8 00:00:34,622 --> 00:00:37,416 All the stars were shining bright 9 00:00:37,458 --> 00:00:39,752 And then he kissed me 10 00:00:41,671 --> 00:00:45,341 Each time I saw him I couldn't wait to see him again 11 00:00:48,469 --> 00:00:52,557 I wanted to let him know that he was more than a friend 12 00:00:55,977 --> 00:00:58,563 I didn't know just what to do 13 00:00:59,564 --> 00:01:02,316 So I whispered, "I love you" 14 00:01:02,817 --> 00:01:05,486 And he said that he loved me too 15 00:01:05,736 --> 00:01:08,197 And then he kissed me 16 00:01:09,782 --> 00:01:14,161 He kissed me in a way That I've never been kissed before 17 00:01:16,872 --> 00:01:21,627 He kissed me in a way That I wanna be kissed forever more 18 00:01:23,754 --> 00:01:27,842 I knew that he was mine So I gave him all the love that I had 19 00:01:30,886 --> 00:01:34,849 And one day he took me home to meet his mom and his dad 20 00:01:38,769 --> 00:01:41,439 Then he asked me to be his bride 21 00:01:42,023 --> 00:01:44,734 And always be right by his side 22 00:01:45,359 --> 00:01:48,154 I felt so happy I almost cried 23 00:01:48,195 --> 00:01:51,032 And then he kissed me 24 00:01:55,369 --> 00:01:57,663 And then he kissed me 25 00:01:58,789 --> 00:02:01,375 And then he kissed me 26 00:02:02,418 --> 00:02:03,836 And then he kissed me 27 00:02:03,878 --> 00:02:05,212 (CAR HORN HONKING) 28 00:02:06,172 --> 00:02:07,673 Oh, God. He's here. 29 00:02:09,216 --> 00:02:10,593 (DOORBELL RINGING) 30 00:02:12,094 --> 00:02:13,137 (SIGHS NERVOUSLY) 31 00:02:13,220 --> 00:02:14,639 Okay, Chris, just relax. 32 00:02:15,431 --> 00:02:18,601 Tonight is going to be the greatest night of your life. 33 00:02:21,395 --> 00:02:22,563 Hi. 34 00:02:28,611 --> 00:02:29,737 Hi, Chris. 35 00:02:30,404 --> 00:02:34,533 -I'm a little bit overdressed. -No, it's just... 36 00:02:36,285 --> 00:02:37,703 I got to cancel. 37 00:02:40,373 --> 00:02:43,584 My little sister got sick and my parents are going out tonight. 38 00:02:44,919 --> 00:02:47,421 Well, I could come over and help out. 39 00:02:48,255 --> 00:02:50,800 We could make some chicken soup or something. 40 00:02:50,966 --> 00:02:54,136 No, you don't want to be there. She's contagious. 41 00:02:54,220 --> 00:02:55,846 I don't want you to get sick. 42 00:02:58,933 --> 00:03:01,936 We'll do the French restaurant thing next week, okay? 43 00:03:02,812 --> 00:03:03,813 Okay. 44 00:03:05,106 --> 00:03:06,107 When? 45 00:03:07,566 --> 00:03:10,277 I don't know. Friday, Saturday. 46 00:03:10,319 --> 00:03:13,030 I got to get going. My sister's waiting for me. 47 00:03:15,241 --> 00:03:17,660 You're upset about tonight, aren't you? 48 00:03:18,119 --> 00:03:19,286 No. 49 00:03:21,789 --> 00:03:23,374 Well, yeah, a little. 50 00:03:23,666 --> 00:03:24,959 But I understand. 51 00:03:26,377 --> 00:03:27,878 You know, Chris, 52 00:03:29,296 --> 00:03:32,049 girls like you come along once in a lifetime. 53 00:03:37,096 --> 00:03:38,097 Whoa... 54 00:03:39,557 --> 00:03:41,016 Contagious. 55 00:03:45,563 --> 00:03:48,315 -Contagious? -Yeah, that's what he said. 56 00:03:48,691 --> 00:03:49,692 He's lying. 57 00:03:50,317 --> 00:03:51,360 Brenda! 58 00:03:51,819 --> 00:03:54,697 Ugh, God. I don't know why you're making such a big deal about him. 59 00:03:54,780 --> 00:03:56,991 He's the best thing that's ever happened to me. 60 00:03:57,032 --> 00:03:59,952 He's the only thing that's ever happened to you. 61 00:04:00,161 --> 00:04:01,996 That's why we've got to get out. 62 00:04:02,079 --> 00:04:05,082 It's like a Dairy Queen. You only get one flavor. 63 00:04:05,166 --> 00:04:06,208 (SCOFFS) 64 00:04:06,292 --> 00:04:09,128 You know, I asked you over here to cheer me up. 65 00:04:09,420 --> 00:04:10,588 I feel worse. 66 00:04:10,671 --> 00:04:13,174 -(TELEPHONE RINGING) -Oh, Chris, I'm sorry. 67 00:04:15,176 --> 00:04:19,180 I'm just in a really bad mood. My parents are driving me crazy. 68 00:04:19,555 --> 00:04:21,182 My stepmom is such a pain. 69 00:04:21,265 --> 00:04:23,934 If I don't get out of the house I'm going to spike her Tab with Drano. 70 00:04:25,269 --> 00:04:26,437 Don't do that. 71 00:04:27,605 --> 00:04:28,647 (KNOCKING AT DOOR) 72 00:04:28,689 --> 00:04:31,358 -Chris? Hi, Brenda. -BRENDA: Hi. 73 00:04:32,318 --> 00:04:35,488 -Hi, Mom. -That was Mrs. Anderson. 74 00:04:35,821 --> 00:04:38,741 She wants to know if you can babysit for her tonight. 75 00:04:40,367 --> 00:04:42,912 -No. Tell her I can't. -Why not? 76 00:04:42,995 --> 00:04:46,207 -Wait, aren't we doing something? -I have to go home. 77 00:04:48,209 --> 00:04:50,669 Because I want to stay home and be depressed. 78 00:04:50,753 --> 00:04:53,172 Sit for the Andersons. That'll depress anyone. 79 00:04:53,756 --> 00:04:56,217 (SIGHS) I'm too old to babysit. 80 00:04:57,676 --> 00:05:01,597 (SINGING) Sometimes you know what you're looking for 81 00:05:05,392 --> 00:05:09,647 Sometimes you don't make it out the door 82 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:16,445 This time I know what I'm doing 83 00:05:17,071 --> 00:05:20,282 I'm not fooling 'Cause I just can't stop 84 00:05:20,366 --> 00:05:22,952 Trying to get a hold on you 85 00:05:26,497 --> 00:05:30,209 I just can't stop, I won't give up 86 00:05:30,251 --> 00:05:31,418 Guess what, Brad? 87 00:05:32,920 --> 00:05:35,840 Mom is going to kill you for wearing skates indoors. 88 00:05:35,965 --> 00:05:38,425 Mom's got to catch me first. Guess what? 89 00:05:38,467 --> 00:05:40,636 I don't care, winghead. 90 00:05:41,262 --> 00:05:43,639 Mom got Chris to babysit for me. 91 00:05:43,806 --> 00:05:44,932 Chris? 92 00:05:46,934 --> 00:05:48,978 -Oh my... -(GIGGLING) 93 00:05:50,980 --> 00:05:53,107 -Sara! -Bye! 94 00:05:55,651 --> 00:05:56,652 Chris. 95 00:06:03,117 --> 00:06:05,870 Chris is coming. Would you get out of the way? 96 00:06:05,953 --> 00:06:07,371 Chris is coming. 97 00:06:22,303 --> 00:06:23,470 Oh, no. 98 00:06:24,763 --> 00:06:27,099 -Hi, Chris. Come on in. -Hi. 99 00:06:29,894 --> 00:06:31,645 Thanks a million for this. 100 00:06:31,729 --> 00:06:34,648 -I'm sorry about the short notice. -No problem. 101 00:06:34,815 --> 00:06:36,150 I'm glad I could help out. 102 00:06:38,235 --> 00:06:39,987 Sara. Sara! 103 00:06:49,413 --> 00:06:52,499 -Did you take my Clearasil again? -I ran out of brown. 104 00:06:53,334 --> 00:06:55,544 Great. How am I supposed to cover up my zits? 105 00:06:56,128 --> 00:06:59,214 -You want some orange? -I can't use paint. 106 00:07:00,257 --> 00:07:02,968 What do you think? I figure it's my best yet. 107 00:07:03,010 --> 00:07:06,263 I got the sun rays and the cape and the special helmet... 108 00:07:06,347 --> 00:07:09,767 Great! You wasted all my Clearasil on another picture of Thor? 109 00:07:11,226 --> 00:07:14,188 -Thor's my hero. -Thor's a homo. 110 00:07:14,605 --> 00:07:15,689 Is not. 111 00:07:18,484 --> 00:07:19,526 Yeah, he is. 112 00:07:19,735 --> 00:07:22,363 -Is not. -Thor's a complete homo. 113 00:07:22,404 --> 00:07:26,742 Take it back, Brad. Take back what you said about Thor. 114 00:07:26,825 --> 00:07:30,579 Take it back, Brad. Take back what you said about Thor. 115 00:07:30,663 --> 00:07:32,164 You are going to kill somebody with these things. 116 00:07:32,206 --> 00:07:35,834 Take it back, Brad. Take back what you said about Thor. 117 00:07:37,086 --> 00:07:38,087 No. 118 00:07:40,923 --> 00:07:42,257 If you don't take it back, 119 00:07:42,341 --> 00:07:45,094 I'll tell Chris about all those love poems you write about her. 120 00:07:46,220 --> 00:07:48,722 All right, Sara. I'm sorry. 121 00:07:48,806 --> 00:07:51,475 -Thor's not a homo. -Thank you. 122 00:07:51,725 --> 00:07:53,268 -Hi, Chris. -Hi. 123 00:07:53,352 --> 00:07:54,353 (SARA GIGGLING) 124 00:07:57,815 --> 00:07:58,816 Hi. 125 00:08:00,234 --> 00:08:03,445 Hi. You didn't just hear what my... 126 00:08:03,904 --> 00:08:06,073 -Oh, no. -Cool. 127 00:08:07,324 --> 00:08:10,285 Boy, you look great. I mean, really. 128 00:08:11,245 --> 00:08:15,416 -Your hair. Your eyes. -What about them? 129 00:08:19,461 --> 00:08:21,088 They're so well-placed. 130 00:08:22,923 --> 00:08:24,967 -Brad, relax. -Relax... 131 00:08:27,428 --> 00:08:28,929 Shall I take your coat? 132 00:08:28,971 --> 00:08:30,097 CHRIS: Oh! 133 00:08:30,139 --> 00:08:31,849 Sorry. I'm sorry. 134 00:08:32,016 --> 00:08:34,893 -I didn't... Sorry. -Thank you. 135 00:08:35,769 --> 00:08:40,566 Boy, this is a really cool coat. No way is this from Sears or anything. 136 00:08:40,607 --> 00:08:44,278 -This is way too cool. -It was my grandpa's. 137 00:08:44,653 --> 00:08:47,114 -He's got great taste. -He's dead. 138 00:08:50,576 --> 00:08:55,873 Brad, stop fawning all over Chris. Come on in the kitchen, honey. 139 00:08:59,376 --> 00:09:02,004 -CHRIS: Yeah, she did. -We played bridge the other night. 140 00:09:02,087 --> 00:09:03,505 -Oh, really? -Yeah. 141 00:09:03,589 --> 00:09:05,674 -Hi. -Hiya, Chris. 142 00:09:07,718 --> 00:09:10,137 -Brad did it. -Brad, clean it up. 143 00:09:10,763 --> 00:09:13,849 -Sure, Mom. -All right, Chris. 144 00:09:14,141 --> 00:09:15,476 I got some notes for you. 145 00:09:15,559 --> 00:09:19,063 We're going to be at a reception at the Associates Center. Here. 146 00:09:19,229 --> 00:09:22,483 Sara is not to wear her skates in the house. 147 00:09:22,608 --> 00:09:26,111 -Now, Sara, Chris is in charge, okay? -Sure. 148 00:09:27,112 --> 00:09:30,491 -Can we go to Häagen-Dazs? -Well, yes. 149 00:09:30,532 --> 00:09:32,826 Yes, but don't go too late, all right? 150 00:09:33,118 --> 00:09:37,081 Brad will stay at his friend Daryl's tonight, so don't worry about him. 151 00:09:37,498 --> 00:09:40,459 This one is just getting over a very bad cough... 152 00:09:40,542 --> 00:09:44,922 -It's been almost two weeks. -So I want her to take some of this. 153 00:09:45,005 --> 00:09:48,675 Give her a spoonful in about an hour and another before she goes to bed. 154 00:09:49,468 --> 00:09:51,970 Will you stop eating chocolate? 155 00:09:52,012 --> 00:09:54,056 You're going to have zits all over your face. 156 00:09:54,139 --> 00:09:56,016 (BOTH GIGGLING) 157 00:09:56,100 --> 00:09:57,101 Mom! 158 00:09:58,477 --> 00:09:59,686 Jesus! 159 00:10:05,776 --> 00:10:09,363 -You guys have a good time. -We should be home by 1:00. 160 00:10:09,863 --> 00:10:12,908 -Okay. -Take good care of my baby. 161 00:10:13,951 --> 00:10:15,828 I'll guard her with my life. 162 00:10:16,870 --> 00:10:20,040 -Bye. -Goodbye. 163 00:10:24,920 --> 00:10:27,381 Brad, into the kitchen and clean up that mess. 164 00:10:27,464 --> 00:10:29,424 (RHYTHMIC KNOCKING AT DOOR) 165 00:10:31,051 --> 00:10:33,011 That's the back door. I'll get it. 166 00:10:33,095 --> 00:10:35,430 Come on, Chris. Let's go watch some TV. 167 00:10:37,850 --> 00:10:39,351 (KNOCKING CONTINUES) 168 00:10:48,026 --> 00:10:51,405 -Are you coming over or what? -No, not anymore. 169 00:10:51,822 --> 00:10:53,699 -Chris is here, isn't she? -No. 170 00:10:53,740 --> 00:10:56,368 Yes, she is. That's why I'm sleeping here tonight. 171 00:10:56,410 --> 00:10:57,995 -I don't think so. -Come on. 172 00:10:58,078 --> 00:11:01,290 -Did you get her clothes off yet? -Don't be crude. Get back. 173 00:11:01,582 --> 00:11:03,792 You fall in love and suddenly you're a classy guy. 174 00:11:03,876 --> 00:11:05,752 -I have not fallen in love. -What's she wearing? 175 00:11:06,336 --> 00:11:09,214 -Clothes. Now get out. -You got to see the new Playboy. 176 00:11:09,256 --> 00:11:12,009 There's this girl in it and she looks exactly like Chris. 177 00:11:12,259 --> 00:11:13,969 She's got these humongous... 178 00:11:14,052 --> 00:11:15,679 Ugh. Oh, God. 179 00:11:25,439 --> 00:11:27,232 -Who was at the door? -Stray dog. 180 00:11:27,357 --> 00:11:28,358 What? 181 00:11:32,112 --> 00:11:33,822 Are you going to go to college? 182 00:11:33,906 --> 00:11:34,907 CHRIS: Huh? 183 00:11:39,203 --> 00:11:40,495 Oh, great! 184 00:11:42,206 --> 00:11:43,707 Thanks, Mom. 185 00:11:43,874 --> 00:11:45,959 -You're going to college? -No. 186 00:11:46,043 --> 00:11:48,378 -Thank God. -Calm down. 187 00:11:48,629 --> 00:11:50,047 (PHONE RINGING) 188 00:11:50,130 --> 00:11:51,590 Maybe it's Mike. 189 00:11:52,257 --> 00:11:53,300 Hello? 190 00:11:53,342 --> 00:11:55,135 OPERATOR: Will you accept a collect call from Brenda? 191 00:11:55,219 --> 00:11:56,595 Sure. 192 00:11:56,970 --> 00:11:59,932 Chris, it's Brenda. 193 00:12:01,141 --> 00:12:03,477 -Brenda... -Chris. 194 00:12:03,602 --> 00:12:04,770 Brenda, what's wrong? 195 00:12:04,811 --> 00:12:07,898 -Oh, Chris, I'm in trouble. -You're always in trouble. 196 00:12:07,981 --> 00:12:10,817 No, I'm really in trouble. I did it. 197 00:12:11,068 --> 00:12:14,696 -You spiked her Tab with Drano? -No, I ran away from home. 198 00:12:15,906 --> 00:12:18,825 You what? Where are you? 199 00:12:19,159 --> 00:12:24,331 -I'm at the bus station downtown. -Look, just don't go anywhere. 200 00:12:24,456 --> 00:12:28,210 I can't. I have no money. I spent it all on the cab here. 201 00:12:29,169 --> 00:12:31,755 -Chris, I need help. -I know. 202 00:12:31,838 --> 00:12:35,050 -You're in my house. -If I take a cab to the Andersons', 203 00:12:35,133 --> 00:12:38,845 -could you pay for it? -Oh, no, that's going to be like $40. 204 00:12:38,929 --> 00:12:42,557 -I don't have $40. -Well, can you pick me up? 205 00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:45,435 No, I'm babysitting. 206 00:12:46,395 --> 00:12:48,021 I can't call anybody else. 207 00:12:48,105 --> 00:12:50,607 My dad doesn't know. He'd kill me if he found out. 208 00:12:53,068 --> 00:12:55,362 I'm begging you. It's really scary here. 209 00:12:55,445 --> 00:12:59,199 I've seen three people shoot up, a bald Chinese lady with no pants on, 210 00:12:59,241 --> 00:13:02,369 and there's this old guy outside who wants his slippers. 211 00:13:03,704 --> 00:13:06,039 Get out of my house! 212 00:13:06,665 --> 00:13:08,625 You've just moved! 213 00:13:10,043 --> 00:13:13,964 -Please hurry up and get here. -I've got my mom's car. 214 00:13:14,047 --> 00:13:15,924 I can't drive it into the city. 215 00:13:18,302 --> 00:13:20,679 Oh, my God. There's a man with a gun. 216 00:13:21,096 --> 00:13:26,101 -Get me the hell out of here. -Look, just hang up and sit down. 217 00:13:26,393 --> 00:13:28,812 Don't move. I'll be there in half an hour. 218 00:13:29,396 --> 00:13:32,899 Please hurry. I think he's going to kill somebody. Maybe me. 219 00:13:33,984 --> 00:13:35,110 Brenda? 220 00:13:37,571 --> 00:13:41,867 -I don't believe this. I do not. -Who's Mike? He your boyfriend? 221 00:13:41,908 --> 00:13:45,245 Yes. I've got to go downtown. 222 00:13:45,329 --> 00:13:47,664 -Brad, will you watch Sara? -No way. 223 00:13:47,789 --> 00:13:50,584 -What if the house explodes? -The house is not going to explode. 224 00:13:51,251 --> 00:13:53,170 You leave him here and it will. 225 00:13:53,295 --> 00:13:56,590 I will be gone an hour there and back. That's it. Okay? 226 00:13:56,757 --> 00:13:58,759 -You guys go steady or what? -What? 227 00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:01,720 -Do you? -Yes. Are you two listening to me? 228 00:14:01,762 --> 00:14:04,056 My mom is paying you good money to watch me. 229 00:14:04,097 --> 00:14:05,557 Brad can watch you. 230 00:14:05,766 --> 00:14:08,894 Why would my mom pay you good money for Brad to watch me? 231 00:14:09,311 --> 00:14:10,312 Sara... 232 00:14:11,271 --> 00:14:13,940 -Why can't we just all go? -Because. 233 00:14:14,024 --> 00:14:17,361 -Do you like him a lot? -No. Yes. 234 00:14:17,986 --> 00:14:21,698 -Well, which is it? -Yes. I like him a lot. 235 00:14:21,865 --> 00:14:25,118 No, Sara, your parents would die if they found out I took you into the city. 236 00:14:25,327 --> 00:14:28,663 They'd die if they found out you left me here alone with him. 237 00:14:29,414 --> 00:14:31,083 Well, who's going to tell them? 238 00:14:37,089 --> 00:14:39,758 -Anybody have to go to the bathroom? -Nope. 239 00:14:44,805 --> 00:14:46,515 Come on, let's go. 240 00:14:48,308 --> 00:14:50,560 Now, if anybody asks, we went for ice cream. 241 00:14:50,644 --> 00:14:51,645 Okay. 242 00:14:53,605 --> 00:14:55,565 -Road trip? -Jesus. 243 00:14:56,608 --> 00:15:00,195 -Where are you going? -SARA: Downtown. 244 00:15:00,278 --> 00:15:02,781 The city? Hey, can I go? 245 00:15:02,989 --> 00:15:05,325 -No, Daryl. Go home. -Who is this kid? 246 00:15:05,659 --> 00:15:08,703 -Stray dog. -Daryl Coopersmith. 247 00:15:10,497 --> 00:15:13,458 -And you're Chris Parker, right? -Daryl, go home. 248 00:15:14,835 --> 00:15:18,755 -You must be a great babysitter. -What is he talking about? 249 00:15:18,880 --> 00:15:21,508 Mr. and Mrs. Anderson must really trust you 250 00:15:21,550 --> 00:15:25,720 to take little kids into the city. Alone. 251 00:15:26,138 --> 00:15:29,891 -Yeah, isn't it great? -It is so great 252 00:15:29,975 --> 00:15:32,978 that I'll get my mom to talk to the Andersons about you. 253 00:15:33,019 --> 00:15:36,314 -Then maybe you can babysit for me. -Stop him. 254 00:15:36,356 --> 00:15:39,443 And then maybe we can drive off to New York or something just for kicks. 255 00:15:39,526 --> 00:15:40,944 -Chris... -Daryl. 256 00:15:41,945 --> 00:15:44,614 -You think? -What am I supposed to do? 257 00:15:44,698 --> 00:15:47,868 -Get in the car and run him over. -Let him come. 258 00:15:48,201 --> 00:15:51,163 -Daryl! -Sorry, can't talk. Got to run. 259 00:15:52,414 --> 00:15:54,833 Will you just get in the car? 260 00:15:55,834 --> 00:15:56,877 All right! 261 00:15:59,254 --> 00:16:03,341 Now, boys, I swear if you give me any grief over the next 60 minutes, 262 00:16:03,383 --> 00:16:05,051 I swear to God I'll kill you. 263 00:16:05,218 --> 00:16:07,387 Dead. Murdered. Stabbed. 264 00:16:08,555 --> 00:16:12,017 -Raped? -I am too old for this crap. 265 00:16:12,893 --> 00:16:13,894 (CHUCKLING) 266 00:16:15,604 --> 00:16:18,857 (SINGING) It's 25 miles from home, girl 267 00:16:19,274 --> 00:16:22,277 My feet are hurting mighty bad 268 00:16:22,736 --> 00:16:24,070 BRAD: Mike what? 269 00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:28,408 CHRIS: "Mike what"' what? DARYL: What are we talking about? 270 00:16:28,533 --> 00:16:31,036 -BRAD: What's his last name? -Todwell. 271 00:16:31,244 --> 00:16:34,748 -Are you writing a book? -Mike Todwell? Do you know him? 272 00:16:34,873 --> 00:16:36,291 They go out. 273 00:16:36,958 --> 00:16:38,585 He's got a red Camaro, right? 274 00:16:39,419 --> 00:16:40,420 Oh, gee, Daryl. 275 00:16:40,462 --> 00:16:46,259 Are you a gearhead and a sex fiend? A lot of people have Camaros. 276 00:16:46,426 --> 00:16:50,430 But do a lot of people have the license plate "SO COOL"? 277 00:16:50,764 --> 00:16:51,765 (BOYS LAUGHING) 278 00:16:51,848 --> 00:16:52,849 That's Mike. 279 00:16:53,225 --> 00:16:56,978 He's the guy who beat me up for touching his car, which I didn't do. 280 00:16:57,062 --> 00:16:58,605 -That was him? -That was him. 281 00:16:58,647 --> 00:17:00,232 -Mike wouldn't do that. -Yes, he would. 282 00:17:00,273 --> 00:17:03,443 -He would not. -He did. He kicked my ass. 283 00:17:03,527 --> 00:17:05,946 -Want to see the footprint? -ALL: No. 284 00:17:07,739 --> 00:17:11,243 Look. That's where Thor lives. 285 00:17:12,786 --> 00:17:16,039 -Thor? -All the superheroes live in the city. 286 00:17:16,456 --> 00:17:20,126 Spider-Man, Daredevil, and Captain America. 287 00:17:20,293 --> 00:17:24,089 But Thor's the best. He fights the forces of darkness. 288 00:17:24,297 --> 00:17:26,883 Forces of darkness, beware. 289 00:17:36,935 --> 00:17:41,690 So the babysitter goes upstairs and the sound keeps getting louder. 290 00:17:41,773 --> 00:17:44,985 Scrape, scrape, scrape. 291 00:17:45,277 --> 00:17:47,279 The babysitter stops at the kids' room. 292 00:17:47,487 --> 00:17:49,197 She reaches for the doorknob. 293 00:17:49,781 --> 00:17:52,993 Her hand is trembling, her heart is beating fast. 294 00:17:53,159 --> 00:17:55,495 Sweat pours down her face. 295 00:17:55,870 --> 00:17:59,374 She opens the door... (GASPS) And the kids are safely in their beds. 296 00:17:59,666 --> 00:18:00,709 (SIGHS WITH RELIEF) 297 00:18:00,792 --> 00:18:02,836 I'd like to be safely in her bed. 298 00:18:05,046 --> 00:18:10,093 -What are you guys doing back there? -Uh. Nothing. Nothing at all. 299 00:18:10,176 --> 00:18:11,344 Nothing. Really. 300 00:18:14,055 --> 00:18:15,932 That was my dad's, stupid. 301 00:18:16,016 --> 00:18:18,727 You shouldn't have brought it along, stupid. God! 302 00:18:18,810 --> 00:18:20,854 -So what happens? -Okay. 303 00:18:20,937 --> 00:18:25,650 But when the babysitter looks more closely at the kids, she sees that 304 00:18:25,692 --> 00:18:27,861 -they don't have any faces! -Oh, my God! 305 00:18:27,944 --> 00:18:30,697 -It's just a pool of mushy goo. -Like Spaghettios? 306 00:18:30,905 --> 00:18:33,700 -Spaghettios with meat. -Yuck! 307 00:18:33,783 --> 00:18:36,578 The babysitter screams and turns to run, 308 00:18:36,661 --> 00:18:40,999 but there's this big, giant hairy guy standing right in front of her. 309 00:18:41,041 --> 00:18:44,544 He raises his right arm, but there's a big metal hook 310 00:18:44,586 --> 00:18:47,797 instead of a hand. And the hook goes for her face. 311 00:18:47,881 --> 00:18:50,175 -Scrape, scrape, scrape! -(SCREAMING) 312 00:18:51,843 --> 00:18:53,595 -Oh, no! -All right! 313 00:18:55,639 --> 00:18:57,891 -You got a flat. Pull over. -This is great. 314 00:18:57,974 --> 00:18:59,559 To the right, go to the right. 315 00:19:02,562 --> 00:19:05,523 -Slowly. Take it easy. -This is not funny. 316 00:19:11,237 --> 00:19:12,238 BRAD: Hold it steady. 317 00:19:15,075 --> 00:19:17,243 -Go slow. Pull over. -I'm pulling over. 318 00:19:18,244 --> 00:19:19,704 This is great. 319 00:19:34,427 --> 00:19:35,428 (SARA GIGGLING) 320 00:19:36,846 --> 00:19:38,390 (LAUGHING) 321 00:19:59,911 --> 00:20:00,912 (SIGHS) 322 00:20:01,454 --> 00:20:02,539 Uh... 323 00:20:02,622 --> 00:20:05,750 -Where's the spare? -I don't know. 324 00:20:06,459 --> 00:20:08,211 Maybe it's on the car. 325 00:20:10,213 --> 00:20:11,339 You think? 326 00:20:15,009 --> 00:20:19,681 Okay. We are going to flag somebody down and we'll go buy a tire. 327 00:20:19,764 --> 00:20:21,474 I've got my checkbook. 328 00:20:23,351 --> 00:20:24,561 My purse. 329 00:20:31,985 --> 00:20:35,196 Oh, shit. I forgot my purse. 330 00:20:38,158 --> 00:20:39,826 I don't have any money. 331 00:20:41,202 --> 00:20:44,497 -I don't have my license. -Did you forget your purse? 332 00:20:46,666 --> 00:20:48,585 Yes, you little asshole. 333 00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:51,713 -She's great. -Wait, I got some money. 334 00:20:52,005 --> 00:20:55,508 -Here. -What, 50 cents? 335 00:20:55,550 --> 00:20:58,386 You don't have any money. You're a kid, for Christ's sake. 336 00:20:58,511 --> 00:21:00,930 Yeah, she's right. You're a kid, for Christ's sake. 337 00:21:01,014 --> 00:21:04,517 -You don't have any money. -Why don't you take a walk over there? 338 00:21:19,449 --> 00:21:21,826 Everybody stay behind me. 339 00:21:23,995 --> 00:21:25,455 (WHISTLING) 340 00:21:38,968 --> 00:21:40,303 You kids having some trouble? 341 00:21:43,181 --> 00:21:44,349 You got a spare? 342 00:21:45,225 --> 00:21:47,143 -No. -Sara! 343 00:21:48,102 --> 00:21:49,270 (CHUCKLING) 344 00:21:49,979 --> 00:21:52,565 You went on the expressway without a spare? 345 00:21:59,781 --> 00:22:02,242 -We're history. -Ancient history. 346 00:22:04,118 --> 00:22:05,495 (ALL SCREAMING) 347 00:22:06,579 --> 00:22:09,916 Just relax. Stay calm. Don't panic. 348 00:22:10,583 --> 00:22:13,253 -What do you want? -Just want to help you. 349 00:22:13,545 --> 00:22:16,798 Don't listen to him. He just wants to scrape our faces off. 350 00:22:17,215 --> 00:22:19,300 -What, are you scared of this? -(ALL WHIMPER) 351 00:22:22,178 --> 00:22:23,972 You kids must be from the suburbs. 352 00:22:46,035 --> 00:22:48,621 I suddenly feel like a total idiot. 353 00:22:52,458 --> 00:22:54,961 Just stay here, okay? I'll be right back. 354 00:22:58,631 --> 00:23:02,552 Listen, I'm really sorry for freaking out back there. 355 00:23:02,635 --> 00:23:06,389 -I guess we just overreacted. -That's okay. I'm used to it. 356 00:23:08,433 --> 00:23:13,062 Listen, I appreciate this, but we don't have any money. 357 00:23:13,688 --> 00:23:16,441 I'm stuck babysitting for these kids, and... 358 00:23:17,358 --> 00:23:20,987 I'm not supposed to be taking them into the city like this. I'm just not. 359 00:23:21,279 --> 00:23:25,366 I'll tell you what. I'll tow you to town, to Dawson's Garage, 360 00:23:25,450 --> 00:23:27,994 and I'll buy you a tire. My treat, okay? 361 00:23:28,036 --> 00:23:29,621 (LAUGHS) Okay? 362 00:23:30,997 --> 00:23:32,832 Oh, no, that wouldn't be right. 363 00:23:33,041 --> 00:23:36,294 What would be right? Leaving you kids alone on the expressway? 364 00:23:45,011 --> 00:23:46,638 No, I guess not. 365 00:23:49,641 --> 00:23:54,854 -My name's Chris. Chris Parker. -Pruitt. Handsome John Pruitt. 366 00:24:17,877 --> 00:24:19,879 -Hey, mister? -Yeah, Red. What? 367 00:24:21,673 --> 00:24:25,635 How did you, you know, lose it? 368 00:24:25,802 --> 00:24:28,429 -Lose what? -Your hand. 369 00:24:28,846 --> 00:24:31,933 -Was it in 'Nam? -Nah, afraid not. 370 00:24:32,225 --> 00:24:35,728 I was changing a tire on a big rig and the jack gave out. 371 00:24:35,812 --> 00:24:39,148 Back of the truck fell on the hand and popped it right off. 372 00:24:39,232 --> 00:24:43,152 -Vietnam! -What did they do with the hand? 373 00:24:43,236 --> 00:24:45,905 -Did they bury it? -No, I wouldn't let them. 374 00:24:47,115 --> 00:24:48,825 -I kept it. -You kept it? 375 00:24:48,908 --> 00:24:51,202 Yep. I got it in the glove compartment. 376 00:24:55,289 --> 00:24:57,125 -DAWSON: (ON CB) Pruitt. -Yo. 377 00:24:57,667 --> 00:24:59,377 -Dawson here. -Yes. 378 00:24:59,419 --> 00:25:00,920 I just went by your place. 379 00:25:01,004 --> 00:25:03,256 -And what did you see? -You won't like it. 380 00:25:03,339 --> 00:25:06,467 -What did you see? -That car was parked in front. 381 00:25:06,801 --> 00:25:08,469 She's with that bastard again. 382 00:25:08,553 --> 00:25:10,263 (TRUCK HORN HONKING) 383 00:25:11,931 --> 00:25:12,974 Oh, my God. 384 00:25:15,018 --> 00:25:16,019 Oh! 385 00:25:24,652 --> 00:25:25,653 (GASPING) 386 00:25:28,031 --> 00:25:31,284 -Stop, Mr. Pruitt, please! Slow down. -This is great. 387 00:25:36,497 --> 00:25:38,082 That's my mother's car. 388 00:25:43,671 --> 00:25:45,757 -Okay, look out, kids. -Oh, God! 389 00:25:50,386 --> 00:25:52,013 -Is it a hand? -BRAD: No. 390 00:25:52,221 --> 00:25:53,264 -Oh, good. -It's a gun. 391 00:25:53,306 --> 00:25:54,307 Oh, God! 392 00:26:12,700 --> 00:26:14,077 Can we do that again? 393 00:26:18,748 --> 00:26:21,334 (MAN AND WOMAN TALKING AND LAUGHING INDISTINCTLY) 394 00:26:25,171 --> 00:26:26,214 (PRUITT YELLING) 395 00:26:26,297 --> 00:26:27,507 What's going on in there? 396 00:26:27,590 --> 00:26:28,883 (GUN FIRING) 397 00:26:30,802 --> 00:26:32,345 (WOMAN CRYING AND SCREAMING) 398 00:26:32,512 --> 00:26:33,805 I can't believe this. 399 00:26:36,682 --> 00:26:38,309 PRUITT: I mean it. I'm going to kill him! 400 00:26:39,393 --> 00:26:40,561 Please don't hurt him. 401 00:26:43,898 --> 00:26:44,899 Everybody out. 402 00:26:49,445 --> 00:26:50,530 Be careful. 403 00:26:54,408 --> 00:26:55,409 No, please! 404 00:26:59,205 --> 00:27:00,581 My mom's car! 405 00:27:02,250 --> 00:27:05,920 -Chris, get in the car. -Hey, kids! Get out of my car! 406 00:27:06,003 --> 00:27:08,131 Oh, God. Oh, no! 407 00:27:08,756 --> 00:27:09,924 Come on, Sara. 408 00:27:11,217 --> 00:27:12,301 Lock the doors. 409 00:27:19,183 --> 00:27:20,184 (SCREAMING) 410 00:27:22,854 --> 00:27:26,482 That's my car. Get out of there. 411 00:27:27,900 --> 00:27:29,277 Get out of my car. 412 00:27:29,819 --> 00:27:31,070 (ENGINE STARTING) 413 00:27:44,417 --> 00:27:45,960 Oh, thanks, mister. 414 00:27:46,169 --> 00:27:47,753 You saved our lives. 415 00:27:49,297 --> 00:27:51,549 -Chris? -Yeah? 416 00:27:52,758 --> 00:27:53,801 Um... 417 00:27:53,885 --> 00:27:56,762 He's a car thief. This is a stolen car. 418 00:27:59,599 --> 00:28:01,392 -No. -Yeah. 419 00:28:01,434 --> 00:28:05,062 -The chick is losing it. -I am not. 420 00:28:05,104 --> 00:28:06,772 You guys want some candy? 421 00:28:09,317 --> 00:28:12,028 Brad, no chocolate. Your acne. 422 00:28:12,653 --> 00:28:15,865 Sara, it is time for your cough syrup. 423 00:28:16,782 --> 00:28:18,618 Daryl, fasten the seatbelt. 424 00:28:19,619 --> 00:28:23,706 -She's definitely losing it. -I am not losing anything. 425 00:28:23,789 --> 00:28:26,834 I am still in control here. Got it? 426 00:28:30,296 --> 00:28:34,300 Sir, would you please take us to the next corner and drop us off? 427 00:28:35,092 --> 00:28:36,385 (MAN LAUGHING) 428 00:28:36,719 --> 00:28:41,724 MAN: In this neighborhood? I wouldn't even get out the car 429 00:28:41,807 --> 00:28:43,309 in this neighborhood. 430 00:28:43,768 --> 00:28:46,854 -BRAD: Could you drop us off at a mall? -A mall? 431 00:28:47,563 --> 00:28:49,690 Where do y'all think we are, Boise, Idaho? 432 00:28:50,983 --> 00:28:52,944 Man, look. I'll tell you what. 433 00:28:52,985 --> 00:28:55,988 Come with me. I got a little business to take care of, all right? 434 00:28:56,030 --> 00:28:58,699 And then I can drop you off at a train station or something, 435 00:28:58,783 --> 00:29:02,495 but hey, I ain't driving to no mall. No way. 436 00:29:03,829 --> 00:29:06,082 Do you promise me you won't hurt these kids? 437 00:29:09,669 --> 00:29:10,670 Yeah, I promise you. 438 00:29:23,724 --> 00:29:25,685 (SINGING) If you're a long way from home 439 00:29:26,894 --> 00:29:28,771 Can't sleep at night 440 00:29:29,647 --> 00:29:31,440 Grab your telephone 441 00:29:31,524 --> 00:29:34,151 'Cause something just ain't right 442 00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:35,778 There's evil 443 00:29:38,739 --> 00:29:41,450 Evil going on 444 00:29:45,871 --> 00:29:48,624 Well, I'm warning you, girls 445 00:29:50,042 --> 00:29:53,254 You'd better watch your happy home 446 00:29:57,800 --> 00:29:59,051 Where are we going? 447 00:29:59,802 --> 00:30:01,887 To hell. Kind of exciting, don't you think? 448 00:30:02,430 --> 00:30:03,431 Can't sleep at all 449 00:30:04,557 --> 00:30:06,976 'Cause there's another mule 450 00:30:07,059 --> 00:30:08,894 Kickin' in your stall 451 00:30:09,061 --> 00:30:10,479 'Cause there's evil 452 00:30:10,813 --> 00:30:12,398 (MEN SHOUTING) 453 00:30:13,607 --> 00:30:16,360 Evil's going on 454 00:30:20,740 --> 00:30:23,993 Well, I'm warning you, girls 455 00:30:25,119 --> 00:30:28,039 You'd better watch your happy home 456 00:30:35,629 --> 00:30:37,131 (MEN TALKING INDISTINCTLY) 457 00:30:40,634 --> 00:30:45,056 -Did you steal all of these cars? -Yeah. It gets me some good money. 458 00:30:45,222 --> 00:30:48,768 -Isn't it kind of dangerous? -Hey, I like danger, all right? 459 00:30:49,477 --> 00:30:51,145 You should try babysitting. 460 00:30:57,276 --> 00:30:59,487 -Sir... -Wait, wait, wait. 461 00:30:59,570 --> 00:31:02,114 -My name is Joe Gipp, okay? -Mr. Gipp... 462 00:31:02,156 --> 00:31:05,451 No, just Joe. Just Joe, all right? 463 00:31:06,577 --> 00:31:08,788 We have to get our car to Dawson's Garage. 464 00:31:08,871 --> 00:31:11,457 -Do you think you could... -Relax. Everything'll be okay. 465 00:31:17,505 --> 00:31:19,131 (BELL RINGING) 466 00:31:21,133 --> 00:31:23,803 All right, it's quitting time at Tara. 467 00:31:27,264 --> 00:31:29,892 Good job. Got any defects? 468 00:31:30,810 --> 00:31:32,061 Yeah. A few. 469 00:31:43,614 --> 00:31:47,660 Hi. How you doing? I'm Brad Anderson. 470 00:31:47,743 --> 00:31:49,829 Nice to meet you. This is my sister Sara. 471 00:31:49,912 --> 00:31:53,332 This is Chris Parker and that's my best friend, Daryl Coopersmith. 472 00:31:53,374 --> 00:31:56,168 How you doing? Nice to meet you, really. It's great. 473 00:31:57,336 --> 00:31:59,880 -Great shirt. -What are you doing? 474 00:31:59,964 --> 00:32:02,800 Hi! Nice to meet you. It's a nice place you got here. 475 00:32:02,842 --> 00:32:05,177 -Really. I love it. -Thanks. 476 00:32:05,845 --> 00:32:09,265 Yeah, it's... It's great. Look. 477 00:32:10,808 --> 00:32:13,018 We sort of took a wrong turn somewhere, 478 00:32:14,019 --> 00:32:16,647 and if you don't mind, we'd like to get out. 479 00:32:16,772 --> 00:32:17,773 SARA: Mmm-hmm. 480 00:32:24,572 --> 00:32:25,865 JOE: Damn. 481 00:32:26,699 --> 00:32:28,576 Hey, don't hold it in, Graydon. 482 00:32:28,659 --> 00:32:33,622 -Go and get pissed, man. -You boosted a Caddie full of kids? 483 00:32:33,914 --> 00:32:36,500 They got in the car while I was still in there, man. 484 00:32:37,042 --> 00:32:38,669 Was I supposed to put them out on the street? 485 00:32:38,711 --> 00:32:39,879 They would have been killed. 486 00:32:40,421 --> 00:32:45,009 They know where our operation is. They could go to the cops. 487 00:32:45,468 --> 00:32:46,469 Sir. 488 00:32:48,387 --> 00:32:50,556 No, we wouldn't go to the cops. 489 00:32:51,599 --> 00:32:53,684 How am I supposed to know that? 490 00:32:58,022 --> 00:32:59,023 Uh... 491 00:33:01,233 --> 00:33:03,861 We can put it in writing. We'd all sign it. 492 00:33:03,903 --> 00:33:06,155 -We can take it to a notary... -Shut up. 493 00:33:08,157 --> 00:33:11,202 Take the Brady Bunch upstairs. 494 00:33:15,247 --> 00:33:17,708 We'll take care of them after the meeting. 495 00:33:18,501 --> 00:33:21,253 All right, you guys go on home. Clear out of here! 496 00:33:22,505 --> 00:33:24,006 (MEN CHATTERING) 497 00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:36,018 Don't worry. We'll get home. This has all just been a big mistake. 498 00:33:36,644 --> 00:33:40,481 -But what about Brenda? -That was her parents' mistake. 499 00:33:40,856 --> 00:33:42,900 (SINGING ON TV) Here's the story 500 00:33:43,526 --> 00:33:44,777 Of a lovely lady 501 00:33:46,111 --> 00:33:48,739 Who was bringing up three very lovely girls 502 00:33:49,448 --> 00:33:53,619 All of them had hair of gold like their mother 503 00:33:54,119 --> 00:33:56,372 The youngest one in curls 504 00:33:57,373 --> 00:34:00,501 Here's the story of a man named Brady 505 00:34:04,964 --> 00:34:08,092 They were four men living all together 506 00:34:08,634 --> 00:34:11,011 But they were all alone 507 00:34:11,720 --> 00:34:14,974 Till the one day when the lady met this fellow 508 00:34:15,349 --> 00:34:18,477 And they knew that it was much more than a hunch 509 00:34:20,479 --> 00:34:22,147 I can't see! 510 00:34:23,691 --> 00:34:26,443 Chris, please hurry and pick me up! 511 00:34:31,532 --> 00:34:32,575 It's dead. 512 00:34:32,700 --> 00:34:34,743 -Kind of like us. -What? 513 00:34:35,452 --> 00:34:38,581 BRAD: We're really in trouble. We're going to die here. 514 00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:41,125 No, we're not. 515 00:34:45,921 --> 00:34:48,674 Oh, no. No, we are not climbing up there. 516 00:34:48,716 --> 00:34:49,967 It is much too dangerous. 517 00:34:50,301 --> 00:34:52,678 Look at that. You could poke your eyes out. 518 00:34:54,847 --> 00:34:57,349 Yeah, well, they might poke our brains out. 519 00:34:57,600 --> 00:34:59,727 Dallas gets the Ferraris, 520 00:34:59,810 --> 00:35:03,022 there's one Lamborghini to Phoenix, and Cleveland needs four Porsches. 521 00:35:03,063 --> 00:35:05,733 -Forget that. -But they got an order. 522 00:35:05,858 --> 00:35:10,237 I said forget it. I didn't like the way they've been running things. 523 00:35:11,614 --> 00:35:13,490 Cleveland is dead. 524 00:36:07,252 --> 00:36:08,837 We can go to that window. 525 00:36:11,006 --> 00:36:13,384 -You got to be shitting me. -Watch your mouth. 526 00:36:13,759 --> 00:36:16,095 Watch my mouth? You got to be shitting me. 527 00:36:16,178 --> 00:36:17,179 (SHUSHES) 528 00:36:18,389 --> 00:36:21,600 -What if I fall? -I won't let you fall. 529 00:36:25,771 --> 00:36:29,233 -Thanks, Sara. -Just be careful. 530 00:36:55,592 --> 00:36:57,761 (MEN TALKING INDISTINCTLY) 531 00:37:31,462 --> 00:37:34,131 I don't think your parents will ever ask me to babysit again. 532 00:37:35,632 --> 00:37:38,510 If they do, I'd ask them for a buck more an hour. 533 00:37:43,766 --> 00:37:47,352 Well, multiple murder, or did Sara just cut off her finger? 534 00:37:47,978 --> 00:37:51,148 -I got the answering machine. -They went for ice cream. 535 00:37:51,190 --> 00:37:55,694 -They're okay. Chris can handle it. -Sure! Sara's probably hanging 536 00:37:55,778 --> 00:37:57,237 from the rafters by now. 537 00:38:09,374 --> 00:38:11,210 Don't look down. 538 00:38:26,517 --> 00:38:27,518 (GASPING) 539 00:38:31,563 --> 00:38:32,564 You idiot! 540 00:38:35,484 --> 00:38:36,485 (SHUSHES) 541 00:38:37,069 --> 00:38:38,570 MAN 1: Boston, two Mercedes. 542 00:38:38,695 --> 00:38:40,364 MAN 2: What about the Philadelphia order? 543 00:38:40,572 --> 00:38:42,241 (MEN TALKING INDISTINCTLY) 544 00:39:04,346 --> 00:39:05,848 Where's the magazine? 545 00:39:06,974 --> 00:39:08,392 GRAYDON: The Playboy? 546 00:39:11,687 --> 00:39:16,275 I took the Playboy upstairs. 547 00:39:16,358 --> 00:39:18,443 -There was this article... -Get it. 548 00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:42,009 Let's go. Come on. Hurry up. 549 00:39:42,467 --> 00:39:43,802 Sara, hold on. 550 00:39:55,981 --> 00:39:59,318 MAN 1: One BMW. Indianapolis... 551 00:39:59,526 --> 00:40:02,654 -Where is it? -It's not up there. 552 00:40:03,405 --> 00:40:06,950 -I think the kids got it. -So get it back from them. 553 00:40:08,368 --> 00:40:12,205 They're not up there either. They got away. 554 00:40:15,375 --> 00:40:17,669 -Where did you get this? -From the office. 555 00:40:17,878 --> 00:40:18,879 SARA: Come on! 556 00:40:20,297 --> 00:40:22,049 BRAD: You're going to get us into so much trouble. 557 00:40:24,343 --> 00:40:26,511 -MAN: Hey, you kids get back here! -Run! 558 00:40:29,514 --> 00:40:30,515 Get the car. 559 00:40:31,683 --> 00:40:33,810 Oh, come on. They're kids. 560 00:40:33,852 --> 00:40:36,521 What are you going to do, run them down and kill them? 561 00:40:37,397 --> 00:40:38,857 Get the car. 562 00:40:41,818 --> 00:40:43,695 Got to get that magazine back. 563 00:40:43,737 --> 00:40:45,697 It has my notes for the Philadelphia order. 564 00:40:45,781 --> 00:40:48,200 GRAYDON: That could put us away for 20 years. 565 00:41:00,420 --> 00:41:01,421 Faster. 566 00:41:08,637 --> 00:41:11,974 -Oh, no! -MAN: Hey! You kids get back here. 567 00:41:12,265 --> 00:41:15,060 -Come on! -CHRIS: In here. 568 00:41:17,729 --> 00:41:19,523 (PLAYING BLUES MUSIC) 569 00:42:08,989 --> 00:42:12,993 Sir, we didn't mean to interrupt your little concert here. 570 00:42:13,618 --> 00:42:15,287 We'll just get off the stage... 571 00:42:15,370 --> 00:42:18,123 Nobody gets out of this place without singing the blues. 572 00:42:18,957 --> 00:42:19,958 What? 573 00:42:20,042 --> 00:42:22,961 Nobody leaves this place without singing the blues. 574 00:42:24,629 --> 00:42:26,715 You want me to sing? 575 00:42:34,723 --> 00:42:35,766 They want me to sing. 576 00:42:36,641 --> 00:42:38,977 Well, do whatever they want. Just get us out of here. 577 00:42:39,311 --> 00:42:40,812 I can't sing. 578 00:43:18,183 --> 00:43:19,184 Hi. 579 00:43:20,602 --> 00:43:23,105 My name's Chris Parker. 580 00:43:23,730 --> 00:43:25,524 (PLAYS BLUES RIFF) 581 00:43:25,982 --> 00:43:27,192 I live in Oak Park. 582 00:43:27,859 --> 00:43:28,944 That's a suburb. 583 00:43:29,861 --> 00:43:31,363 They probably figured that out. 584 00:43:33,949 --> 00:43:38,203 This is Brad, Sara, and Daryl, and we're in trouble. 585 00:43:39,037 --> 00:43:40,122 Ain't no doubt. 586 00:43:42,666 --> 00:43:46,378 See, me and my boyfriend Mike, tonight's our anniversary. 587 00:43:48,505 --> 00:43:52,050 But then he went and canceled, and now I'm stuck watching these three. 588 00:43:54,469 --> 00:43:55,720 And it's so hard. 589 00:43:57,556 --> 00:43:59,391 (SINGING) And it's so hard 590 00:44:00,517 --> 00:44:02,018 Babysitting these guys 591 00:44:06,648 --> 00:44:07,899 She's got the... 592 00:44:14,072 --> 00:44:16,658 I got this call from Brenda I went to pick her up 593 00:44:18,785 --> 00:44:22,080 The tire had a blowout and my mom's car got shot up 594 00:44:23,123 --> 00:44:26,084 -These guys started to chase us -And we all got hijacked 595 00:44:27,878 --> 00:44:30,881 -We're cruising down the highway -In this big old Cadillac 596 00:44:31,089 --> 00:44:32,090 And it's so hard 597 00:44:32,257 --> 00:44:33,758 -Yeah! -(CHEERING) 598 00:44:34,092 --> 00:44:35,594 It's so hard 599 00:44:35,635 --> 00:44:37,053 Babysitting these guys 600 00:44:39,764 --> 00:44:40,765 She got the 601 00:44:42,809 --> 00:44:45,145 Babysitting blues 602 00:44:45,437 --> 00:44:46,771 Baby, baby 603 00:44:46,813 --> 00:44:48,440 Babysitting blues 604 00:44:48,481 --> 00:44:49,608 I've got the 605 00:44:51,276 --> 00:44:53,904 Babysitting blues 606 00:44:55,697 --> 00:44:57,157 Yeah, all right! 607 00:44:57,240 --> 00:45:02,162 There are nights You swear you were born to lose 608 00:45:02,454 --> 00:45:03,455 Like tonight 609 00:45:05,749 --> 00:45:07,751 And you wish your feet 610 00:45:08,418 --> 00:45:11,296 Were walking in someone else's shoes 611 00:45:14,174 --> 00:45:15,634 Some guys are out to get us 612 00:45:15,759 --> 00:45:19,596 -And Brenda's probably dead -We ain't got a nickel 613 00:45:19,930 --> 00:45:22,098 And they should be in bed And you out of luck 614 00:45:24,184 --> 00:45:27,646 Out of luck watching these guys 615 00:45:29,648 --> 00:45:30,941 I've got the 616 00:45:32,359 --> 00:45:34,611 Babysitting blues 617 00:45:34,736 --> 00:45:36,029 Baby, baby 618 00:45:36,196 --> 00:45:38,907 Babysitting blues 619 00:45:38,990 --> 00:45:40,242 Baby, baby 620 00:45:40,325 --> 00:45:42,953 Babysitting blues 621 00:45:46,498 --> 00:45:47,958 There are nights 622 00:45:47,999 --> 00:45:51,044 You swear you were born to lose 623 00:45:51,503 --> 00:45:52,504 Like tonight 624 00:45:54,422 --> 00:46:00,303 And you wish your feet were walking in someone else's shoes 625 00:46:02,180 --> 00:46:05,475 Some guy's out to get her And the girl's probably dead 626 00:46:06,226 --> 00:46:08,895 -She ain't got a nickel -And we should be in bed 627 00:46:08,979 --> 00:46:10,021 Well, you out of luck 628 00:46:11,523 --> 00:46:14,526 Out of luck watching these guys 629 00:46:16,903 --> 00:46:18,154 I've got the 630 00:46:19,489 --> 00:46:21,825 Babysitting blues 631 00:46:21,950 --> 00:46:23,201 Baby, baby 632 00:46:23,285 --> 00:46:25,704 Babysitting blues 633 00:46:25,829 --> 00:46:27,122 Baby, baby 634 00:46:27,205 --> 00:46:30,500 Babysitting blues 635 00:46:36,006 --> 00:46:37,007 Yeah! 636 00:46:53,064 --> 00:46:54,524 Up high! 637 00:47:25,555 --> 00:47:27,932 Nobody leaves this place without singing the blues. 638 00:47:33,104 --> 00:47:34,439 (KIDS LAUGHING) 639 00:47:34,481 --> 00:47:37,650 DARYL: You were incredible. Amazing. 640 00:47:38,526 --> 00:47:41,279 -I didn't know you were so cool. -I did. 641 00:47:41,321 --> 00:47:45,241 You guys were pretty cool yourselves. Come on. We gotta get out of here. 642 00:47:45,283 --> 00:47:47,911 -Where are we going? -I don't know. Anywhere but here. 643 00:47:56,086 --> 00:47:58,046 -BRAD: Chris? -Yeah? 644 00:47:58,129 --> 00:48:00,465 -Can I tell you something? -Sure. 645 00:48:02,467 --> 00:48:06,304 BRAD: I didn't really know you until tonight. 646 00:48:07,180 --> 00:48:08,264 I mean... 647 00:48:10,183 --> 00:48:11,643 I knew you were pretty. 648 00:48:11,768 --> 00:48:15,897 -I mean, you are pretty. -Thanks. Is that your dad's building? 649 00:48:17,065 --> 00:48:18,149 Yeah. 650 00:48:19,943 --> 00:48:21,486 You're more than just that, though. 651 00:48:22,904 --> 00:48:26,408 -You're kind of smart, too. -I think we should turn ourselves in. 652 00:48:27,492 --> 00:48:31,287 Wait, listen to me. The point is, I... 653 00:48:33,456 --> 00:48:36,668 The point is, I... I don't know what the hell you're doing 654 00:48:36,709 --> 00:48:38,920 with Mike Todwell. Okay? 655 00:48:39,129 --> 00:48:40,130 What? 656 00:48:40,547 --> 00:48:44,467 I mean it. The guy is a total loser. Daryl knows it. I know it. 657 00:48:45,260 --> 00:48:47,345 It's none of your business. 658 00:48:49,264 --> 00:48:51,683 There's nothing personal, Chris. I... 659 00:48:54,185 --> 00:48:56,771 I just think you should give other guys a chance. 660 00:48:59,691 --> 00:49:00,942 Like who? 661 00:49:01,693 --> 00:49:05,321 -Well, like... -Don't say it. Don't say it. 662 00:49:10,702 --> 00:49:12,787 -Like me? -Oh, no, he said it. 663 00:49:12,871 --> 00:49:14,664 -(LAUGHING) -What's so funny? 664 00:49:17,459 --> 00:49:20,003 Well, it's just that you're a child. 665 00:49:20,712 --> 00:49:22,881 You're just a girl in love with an asshole. 666 00:49:23,882 --> 00:49:26,050 Brad, look, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to... 667 00:49:26,134 --> 00:49:27,469 Forget it. Forget it. 668 00:49:28,261 --> 00:49:29,721 Chris, look where Daryl is. 669 00:49:30,221 --> 00:49:33,558 I would really like to get to know you, if you have any time. 670 00:49:34,058 --> 00:49:35,894 I have tons of time. 671 00:49:40,857 --> 00:49:41,858 Daryl. 672 00:49:41,900 --> 00:49:44,402 What are you doing? I'm trying to get a date. 673 00:49:44,486 --> 00:49:47,363 -You're cramping my style. -She's too old for you. 674 00:49:47,989 --> 00:49:52,202 -And you're not? -I'm his babysitter. 675 00:49:53,495 --> 00:49:54,579 How old are you? 676 00:49:55,330 --> 00:49:57,248 -I'm 17. -So am I. 677 00:49:58,750 --> 00:49:59,959 You're 17? 678 00:50:02,670 --> 00:50:06,591 -What are you doing on the streets? -I ran away from home. 679 00:50:07,300 --> 00:50:10,428 -Brenda! Come on. -DARYL: Bye. 680 00:50:11,846 --> 00:50:14,098 Chris, why aren't you here? 681 00:50:22,190 --> 00:50:23,191 Oh. 682 00:50:24,108 --> 00:50:25,109 Oh! 683 00:50:25,193 --> 00:50:26,194 It's a kitten. 684 00:50:27,737 --> 00:50:30,323 Here, kitty, kitty. Here, kitty, kitty. 685 00:50:31,074 --> 00:50:33,159 Hello. Hello. 686 00:50:33,493 --> 00:50:34,494 Aw. 687 00:50:34,869 --> 00:50:37,163 What's the matter? You got lost? 688 00:50:37,622 --> 00:50:39,666 -You ran away from home. -Drop it. 689 00:50:40,875 --> 00:50:43,044 -What? -Put the animal down. 690 00:50:43,378 --> 00:50:45,171 -Why? -We're going to kill it. 691 00:50:45,338 --> 00:50:49,717 What? You monsters! Why would you kill a poor defenseless kitten? 692 00:50:50,927 --> 00:50:52,804 -Kitten? -(LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY) 693 00:50:53,972 --> 00:50:57,141 -This ain't no kitten. -That's a jumbo-sized sewer rat. 694 00:50:58,893 --> 00:50:59,936 (SQUEAKS) 695 00:50:59,978 --> 00:51:01,312 (SCREAMING) 696 00:51:05,316 --> 00:51:07,652 Brad, you wouldn't believe what that girl would do for 20 bucks. 697 00:51:07,735 --> 00:51:09,279 Daryl, I don't care. 698 00:51:09,737 --> 00:51:11,990 -It's them! -CHRIS: Run! 699 00:51:13,324 --> 00:51:15,159 Come on, guys, run! 700 00:51:18,788 --> 00:51:20,873 (MEN RAPPING) 701 00:51:28,339 --> 00:51:29,340 Take Sara. 702 00:51:46,190 --> 00:51:50,528 Who's paying for those kids? Somebody better pay for those kids 703 00:51:50,612 --> 00:51:53,531 -or I'm calling the cops. -Deal with it. 704 00:51:59,746 --> 00:52:03,499 I want you to tell me all about those kids. 705 00:52:05,001 --> 00:52:08,713 Where you found them, where they came from. 706 00:52:10,923 --> 00:52:13,134 Well, how am I supposed to... 707 00:52:13,968 --> 00:52:17,555 -I don't know anything, you know? -You know something. 708 00:52:18,723 --> 00:52:21,267 Yeah, you do, don't you? 709 00:52:25,980 --> 00:52:29,734 They... They got to get their car. 710 00:52:31,903 --> 00:52:34,197 We'll get to it first. 711 00:52:35,239 --> 00:52:36,532 What do those guys want? 712 00:52:38,076 --> 00:52:40,078 Maybe they want to give us a ride home. 713 00:52:41,412 --> 00:52:42,872 You think? 714 00:52:46,334 --> 00:52:49,253 Sara, honey, I think you should lay down and get some sleep. 715 00:52:49,379 --> 00:52:50,672 I'm not tired. 716 00:52:50,922 --> 00:52:54,550 -Well, pretend you're tired. -Then can I pretend to sleep? 717 00:52:54,926 --> 00:52:57,387 Yeah, whatever. Jesus! 718 00:53:12,735 --> 00:53:14,237 (DOOR OPENING) 719 00:53:21,244 --> 00:53:25,456 -Cool threads. -We'll get off at the next stop. 720 00:53:26,040 --> 00:53:30,002 Now don't you even think about getting off this train, mocoso. 721 00:53:30,086 --> 00:53:34,507 Only people getting off this here train going to be doing it in body bags. 722 00:53:35,967 --> 00:53:38,803 How you sound? This is our train. 723 00:53:38,886 --> 00:53:41,305 GANG MEMBER: Well, your train is rolling in our turf. 724 00:53:41,347 --> 00:53:43,141 -So what? -So as soon as we cross 725 00:53:43,224 --> 00:53:46,144 Devereaux Street, you and your girls is dead meat. 726 00:53:46,477 --> 00:53:47,770 We're gonna run now! 727 00:53:49,981 --> 00:53:52,066 -They're going to kill each other. -And kill us doing it. 728 00:53:53,443 --> 00:53:54,527 There goes Jefferson. 729 00:53:56,779 --> 00:53:58,573 There goes Jackson. 730 00:54:01,284 --> 00:54:02,577 Here comes Devereaux. 731 00:54:03,995 --> 00:54:06,581 Excuse me. I couldn't help but notice 732 00:54:06,664 --> 00:54:09,500 that you're about to start killing each other. 733 00:54:10,168 --> 00:54:13,337 I was wondering if you could please wait until we get off the train? 734 00:54:13,671 --> 00:54:14,839 Sit down, bitch. 735 00:54:15,339 --> 00:54:16,340 Bitch, sit down. 736 00:54:17,759 --> 00:54:20,178 Are you going to let them get away with that? 737 00:54:20,303 --> 00:54:23,014 -BRAD: Wait a minute. -I was kidding. 738 00:54:23,723 --> 00:54:26,642 That was really rude. Take it back, apologize. 739 00:54:27,351 --> 00:54:29,771 -Stay out of this. -He called you a bitch. 740 00:54:29,979 --> 00:54:33,024 -Brad, shut up! -Hey, listen to the bitch, Brad. 741 00:54:35,526 --> 00:54:37,528 Watch your mouth, you... 742 00:54:38,863 --> 00:54:40,740 You big-city scum-sucker. 743 00:54:40,907 --> 00:54:42,492 GANG MEMBERS: Ooh! 744 00:54:44,827 --> 00:54:47,705 You just can't keep your foot out of your mouth, can you, boy? 745 00:54:48,748 --> 00:54:49,749 Let me help. 746 00:54:53,127 --> 00:54:56,297 Don't fuck with the Lords of Hell. 747 00:54:59,258 --> 00:55:01,385 Don't fuck with the babysitter. 748 00:55:06,808 --> 00:55:08,643 All right, baby, chill out. Shit. 749 00:55:11,687 --> 00:55:13,231 GANG MEMBER: Girl's crazy. 750 00:55:19,445 --> 00:55:20,571 (BRAD MOANING) 751 00:55:20,655 --> 00:55:22,573 -Are you okay? -I can't feel anything. 752 00:55:22,615 --> 00:55:26,077 Don't touch it! It could get infected. You could get anything. 753 00:55:26,118 --> 00:55:29,831 Tetanus, lockjaw, rabies, scabies, emphysema. 754 00:55:30,081 --> 00:55:32,416 Well, then don't let him walk on it. Pick him up. 755 00:55:32,625 --> 00:55:33,668 Oh! Ow! 756 00:55:33,751 --> 00:55:37,713 -What are we going to do with him? -Guys, can't you read? 757 00:55:38,464 --> 00:55:40,675 Take him to the hospital. 758 00:55:49,475 --> 00:55:52,603 I can't feel a thing. Look out for the car. 759 00:55:53,354 --> 00:55:54,355 Ow, ow! 760 00:55:57,275 --> 00:55:59,402 Get the doors open, quickly. 761 00:56:02,071 --> 00:56:03,281 BRAD: Get out of the way! 762 00:56:04,323 --> 00:56:05,324 We need help. 763 00:56:05,408 --> 00:56:08,619 -Doctor! -DARYL: Can we have a doctor? 764 00:56:08,703 --> 00:56:10,496 -Somebody! -Please? 765 00:56:10,580 --> 00:56:12,331 -Can I help you? -We need a doctor. 766 00:56:12,415 --> 00:56:16,419 -My friend was wounded in a gang fight. -Calm down. I'll tell you what to do. 767 00:56:18,212 --> 00:56:21,090 Wait. That's them. Those are the kids who stole my car. 768 00:56:21,132 --> 00:56:23,050 What are you bothering me for? It's them you want. 769 00:56:35,646 --> 00:56:38,691 Brenda, if you're dead, I wish I was with you. 770 00:56:42,695 --> 00:56:45,698 -Those are hot dogs, right? -Yeah. Want one? 771 00:56:45,781 --> 00:56:47,491 Yeah, I'd love one. 772 00:56:51,954 --> 00:56:53,039 That'll be two bucks. 773 00:56:54,290 --> 00:56:56,417 -A check? -But it's a good check. 774 00:56:56,500 --> 00:56:59,754 Chris's mom wrote it to Chris 'cause Chris bought her something, 775 00:56:59,837 --> 00:57:03,549 then I bought Chris some press-on nails and she wrote it over to me. 776 00:57:03,633 --> 00:57:06,719 So I'll write the check over to you and take the hot dog. 777 00:57:06,802 --> 00:57:09,305 -You got a pen? -Get out of here. 778 00:57:09,639 --> 00:57:12,975 Wait. I'm starving. You'd rather throw it away than give it to me? 779 00:57:13,434 --> 00:57:17,021 -I work on a cash-only basis. -But it's a perfectly good check. 780 00:57:17,355 --> 00:57:20,900 No! I'll make it very clear. You slip me the cash 781 00:57:20,983 --> 00:57:23,694 -and I'll slip you the wiener. -But I don't have any cash. 782 00:57:24,070 --> 00:57:26,280 Then I don't have a wiener! 783 00:57:27,031 --> 00:57:30,409 There you are. One stitch. All better. 784 00:57:31,202 --> 00:57:33,871 -One stitch? -Yes, one stitch. 785 00:57:34,956 --> 00:57:36,624 My only shot at ever being in a gang fight 786 00:57:36,707 --> 00:57:38,376 and all I get is one stitch? 787 00:57:39,418 --> 00:57:41,754 Chris is going to think I'm a total failure. 788 00:57:44,131 --> 00:57:47,802 Dr. Nuhkbane, the guy with the stab wounds just died. 789 00:57:49,053 --> 00:57:50,346 Oh, dear. 790 00:57:54,558 --> 00:57:57,186 Oh, Doctor. We're looking for a friend. 791 00:57:57,478 --> 00:58:02,149 -Your friend? Which one is he? -He's the one with the stab wound. 792 00:58:03,901 --> 00:58:05,736 -Oh, dear. -What? 793 00:58:06,237 --> 00:58:09,448 -I am sorry. Your friend is dead. -Dead? 794 00:58:10,366 --> 00:58:12,743 -Dead? -Dead? 795 00:58:15,204 --> 00:58:16,205 SARA: Chris! 796 00:58:23,796 --> 00:58:24,922 BRAD: Sara, what happened? 797 00:58:29,468 --> 00:58:30,469 Brad! 798 00:58:37,393 --> 00:58:38,769 Daryl, why are you hugging me? 799 00:58:41,939 --> 00:58:44,859 Brad, don't you ever die on me. Ever. 800 00:58:47,445 --> 00:58:49,572 Okay. I won't. 801 00:58:50,156 --> 00:58:52,950 What's going on? What happened? 802 00:58:53,951 --> 00:58:57,413 Oh, dear, you're her friend. She's fainted. 803 00:59:01,292 --> 00:59:02,293 (GASPS) 804 00:59:04,170 --> 00:59:08,132 I had the worst nightmare. We were stuck in this... 805 00:59:10,176 --> 00:59:12,762 -It's really happening. -Some night, huh? 806 00:59:13,804 --> 00:59:17,391 It's all right. I made a mistake, see? He's fine. 807 00:59:19,602 --> 00:59:21,979 DR. NUHKBANE: Now, you children, you stay right here. 808 00:59:22,021 --> 00:59:24,315 I'll send the nurse back with the paperwork. 809 00:59:24,815 --> 00:59:26,275 Come on with me. 810 00:59:27,651 --> 00:59:30,946 Paperwork. She's going to want to know my name and stuff. 811 00:59:31,489 --> 00:59:33,657 -I'm going to call my mom. -No, no mothers. 812 00:59:33,699 --> 00:59:35,659 They'll kill us. No way. No. 813 00:59:35,701 --> 00:59:39,288 Hey, you kids! Where's my car, God damn it? 814 00:59:41,248 --> 00:59:45,961 -Mr. Pruitt! -Babysitter! You want your car? 815 00:59:46,003 --> 00:59:49,840 -Come on. It's fixed. Let's go. -Hey, wait a minute there. 816 01:00:01,352 --> 01:00:04,355 -What are you doing here? -I got a little banged up. 817 01:00:04,855 --> 01:00:06,816 -Where's our car? -At Dawson's Garage. 818 01:00:07,108 --> 01:00:09,360 -Is her car okay? -Yeah. I paid for the window. 819 01:00:09,401 --> 01:00:12,738 That's my fault. But Dawson's going to make you pay for the tire. 820 01:00:13,364 --> 01:00:15,324 -How much? -Fifty bucks. 821 01:00:17,701 --> 01:00:20,496 -Fifty bucks? -Yeah, 50 bucks. 822 01:00:22,957 --> 01:00:24,750 -Here we go. -Where are you going? 823 01:00:24,834 --> 01:00:27,586 -I'm a fugitive now, okay? -Kind of like us. 824 01:00:29,046 --> 01:00:31,382 -Good luck, babysitter. -You too, Mr. Pruitt! 825 01:00:31,423 --> 01:00:34,468 COP: Hey, Pruitt, stop! Hold it right there! 826 01:00:37,555 --> 01:00:42,309 -Where are we going to get 50 bucks? -Maybe we could sell Daryl. You think? 827 01:00:44,603 --> 01:00:46,564 We will think of something. Come on. 828 01:00:51,152 --> 01:00:54,071 -SARA: Chris, I got to make. -You got to what? 829 01:00:54,238 --> 01:00:57,241 I got to go to the bathroom. I've really got to go. 830 01:00:57,449 --> 01:01:00,244 -Just try and hold it, honey, okay? -Sounds like a party. 831 01:01:00,744 --> 01:01:04,582 Looks like a party... It is a party! 832 01:01:05,374 --> 01:01:08,210 -Daryl, get back here. -Sorry, can't talk. Got to run. 833 01:01:10,254 --> 01:01:13,340 Why do I have this feeling we're never going to see him again? 834 01:01:13,424 --> 01:01:15,801 Come on, Sara, you can go to the bathroom in there. 835 01:01:15,885 --> 01:01:16,886 Good. 836 01:01:21,765 --> 01:01:24,810 (SINGING) I've been trying to get to you for a long time 837 01:01:25,728 --> 01:01:29,148 Because constantly you been on my mind 838 01:01:29,607 --> 01:01:32,568 I was thinking about a shortcut I could take 839 01:01:33,611 --> 01:01:36,822 But it seems like I made a mistake 840 01:01:37,239 --> 01:01:38,741 Now I was wrong 841 01:01:39,283 --> 01:01:40,826 I took too long 842 01:01:42,995 --> 01:01:45,581 I really have to go to the bathroom. 843 01:01:47,041 --> 01:01:49,293 -I have to go really bad. -In a minute. 844 01:01:49,793 --> 01:01:53,339 The expressway to your heart, babe 845 01:01:53,714 --> 01:01:57,259 The expressway is not the best way 846 01:01:58,636 --> 01:02:00,304 I don't believe it. 847 01:02:02,139 --> 01:02:03,432 I don't believe it. 848 01:02:03,974 --> 01:02:05,684 FRAT BOY 1: Who is it? Some high-IQ kids? 849 01:02:05,768 --> 01:02:07,978 FRAT BOY 2: No, stupid, it's Miss March. 850 01:02:13,067 --> 01:02:15,486 -There's Daryl. -No way! 851 01:02:19,949 --> 01:02:21,992 -It is Miss March. -What? 852 01:02:22,076 --> 01:02:25,162 -This is amazing. -Could you sign this? Right here. 853 01:02:30,876 --> 01:02:33,003 -I can't believe it. -Can't believe what? 854 01:02:34,046 --> 01:02:36,173 -This is not me. -It sure is you. 855 01:02:36,257 --> 01:02:37,549 It is not. 856 01:02:42,680 --> 01:02:45,432 -What's your name? -It's not Shaylene. 857 01:02:48,602 --> 01:02:51,105 -She's not Shaylene. -Wait a minute. 858 01:02:51,188 --> 01:02:53,607 Guys, come on. Think about this. 859 01:02:54,775 --> 01:02:56,860 Do you honestly believe a Playboy centerfold 860 01:02:56,944 --> 01:02:58,946 would have nothing better to do on a night like this 861 01:02:59,029 --> 01:03:01,407 than to show up at a Kappa party with a bunch of kids? 862 01:03:05,202 --> 01:03:07,371 -Yeah. -Maybe. 863 01:03:08,289 --> 01:03:09,456 Where's your brain? 864 01:03:16,213 --> 01:03:17,673 Told you it wasn't her, stupid. 865 01:03:18,716 --> 01:03:19,883 Sorry. 866 01:03:22,469 --> 01:03:24,221 -Thanks. -You're welcome. 867 01:03:24,722 --> 01:03:26,557 I've really got to go, Chris. 868 01:03:26,724 --> 01:03:27,766 Uh. 869 01:03:27,850 --> 01:03:30,060 -Where's your bathroom? -It's right that way. 870 01:03:31,228 --> 01:03:34,565 I'll... I'll take Sara to the bathroom. 871 01:03:37,026 --> 01:03:38,736 One! Two! Three! 872 01:03:42,906 --> 01:03:44,575 (ALL ROARING) 873 01:03:46,910 --> 01:03:48,412 (BICYCLE BELL RINGING) 874 01:03:52,708 --> 01:03:55,544 -Hey, guys. -I must be hallucinating. 875 01:03:55,753 --> 01:03:57,755 Does anybody else see a talking penis? 876 01:04:04,094 --> 01:04:09,058 Hey, speaking of penises, do you know how the Playboy Unabashed Dictionary 877 01:04:09,099 --> 01:04:10,934 defines oral gratification? 878 01:04:12,353 --> 01:04:13,604 I do. 879 01:04:21,278 --> 01:04:24,531 DAN: I haven't seen you around campus much. You a freshman? 880 01:04:25,282 --> 01:04:30,454 -Sophomore. You can't be a junior. -I'm a senior. 881 01:04:31,789 --> 01:04:34,124 -In high school. -In high school? 882 01:04:35,334 --> 01:04:38,921 -Yeah. -I can't believe it. 883 01:04:39,963 --> 01:04:40,964 What? 884 01:04:42,299 --> 01:04:45,511 The prettiest girl at the University of Chicago is in high school. 885 01:04:47,805 --> 01:04:49,765 -Oh, that was good. -No, I mean it. 886 01:04:50,516 --> 01:04:51,725 Yeah? 887 01:05:00,401 --> 01:05:04,321 -Want to dance? -I don't have time. 888 01:05:04,363 --> 01:05:07,825 -She'll be in line for a while. -Okay. 889 01:05:08,033 --> 01:05:11,453 -I'm Dan. Dan Lynch. -I'm going to slow it down now and 890 01:05:11,495 --> 01:05:14,498 do a song I wrote for the woman I love. Do it, Bobby. 891 01:05:18,335 --> 01:05:20,879 (SINGING) I go through each day 892 01:05:22,381 --> 01:05:25,092 Hoping for something 893 01:05:25,342 --> 01:05:27,010 Some little sign 894 01:05:29,471 --> 01:05:35,727 -So, you're babysitting these kids? -I don't think you can call it babysitting. 895 01:05:43,652 --> 01:05:47,030 If they end up as drug addicts and mass-murderers it's my fault. 896 01:05:48,282 --> 01:05:51,452 Look, don't worry about it. Everything's going to be okay. 897 01:05:52,202 --> 01:05:55,414 -I think you're doing a great job. -You do? 898 01:05:55,497 --> 01:05:58,625 Sure I do. I mean, you've gotten the kids this far. 899 01:05:59,543 --> 01:06:03,213 They're still alive. It could be a lot worse. 900 01:06:05,007 --> 01:06:06,383 It could be. 901 01:06:06,550 --> 01:06:09,511 I know how quickly time flies 902 01:06:09,553 --> 01:06:13,599 I see my future in your eyes 903 01:06:15,392 --> 01:06:19,438 I see my future in your eyes 904 01:06:21,064 --> 01:06:26,904 Yes, I've felt the sorrow and I've heard the crying 905 01:06:26,987 --> 01:06:31,325 Believe me, I've tasted the tears 906 01:06:32,910 --> 01:06:35,204 But I never thought 907 01:06:35,746 --> 01:06:37,706 That in just one heartbeat 908 01:06:37,873 --> 01:06:39,708 It's always the same. 909 01:06:40,417 --> 01:06:45,380 All he cares about are the Bears, the Bengals, the Dolphins. 910 01:06:47,299 --> 01:06:49,092 What about the love? 911 01:06:49,843 --> 01:06:51,261 The romance? 912 01:06:52,971 --> 01:06:54,306 And the sex? 913 01:06:56,099 --> 01:06:57,976 I care about those things. 914 01:06:59,478 --> 01:07:03,065 -Deeply. -I'm so lonely. 915 01:07:06,276 --> 01:07:08,779 How could a righteous babe like you be lonely? 916 01:07:11,114 --> 01:07:13,825 That's the sweetest thing anyone's ever said to me. 917 01:07:14,284 --> 01:07:17,120 -Really? -Want to go to bed? 918 01:07:18,121 --> 01:07:21,124 I see my future in your eyes 919 01:07:26,004 --> 01:07:28,257 -I really have to go. -No, no, no. 920 01:07:28,465 --> 01:07:30,634 Tell me how I can help. What do you need? 921 01:07:30,842 --> 01:07:33,845 Well... Actually, I... 922 01:07:35,472 --> 01:07:38,308 -I need $50. -No problem. 923 01:07:39,810 --> 01:07:41,019 Really? 924 01:07:42,145 --> 01:07:43,647 All I got is a 20. 925 01:07:44,147 --> 01:07:46,692 -Oh, no, that's fine. -No, wait right here. 926 01:07:46,817 --> 01:07:48,610 I'll be right back. 927 01:07:50,153 --> 01:07:53,490 -He is getting us $50. -That's terrific. 928 01:08:00,205 --> 01:08:02,916 -Hi. We're going to get the money. -Really? 929 01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:05,002 Isn't that great, Brad? 930 01:08:06,837 --> 01:08:08,338 I could only get 45. 931 01:08:08,422 --> 01:08:11,008 Oh, no, that's great. Thank you so much. 932 01:08:11,300 --> 01:08:14,303 Luann. What the hell are you doing? 933 01:08:14,428 --> 01:08:17,014 You've been replaced, you big dumb bohunk. 934 01:08:18,599 --> 01:08:21,727 -Oh, you're dead, kid. -I didn't touch her. I'm a child. 935 01:08:25,188 --> 01:08:28,191 Lay off, he's just a kid, you big dumb bohunk. 936 01:08:29,151 --> 01:08:30,193 I'm driving. 937 01:08:43,957 --> 01:08:48,045 -DARYL: This is really weird. -You're weird. 938 01:09:22,704 --> 01:09:26,083 -The car is fixed. -That's great. That's wonderful. 939 01:09:29,127 --> 01:09:32,756 -Thank you. Really. -No problem. 940 01:09:34,091 --> 01:09:36,677 Why don't you go pay for the car, and I'll wait out here 941 01:09:36,760 --> 01:09:38,178 and see that you get out okay? 942 01:09:40,263 --> 01:09:42,140 No, that's okay. We'll be fine. 943 01:09:43,100 --> 01:09:46,603 -Are you sure? -Yeah, I'm sure. 944 01:09:49,481 --> 01:09:50,524 Okay. 945 01:09:52,275 --> 01:09:53,652 Take care of yourself. 946 01:09:54,528 --> 01:09:56,071 -See you, guys. -Bye. 947 01:09:57,739 --> 01:09:58,782 Wait. 948 01:10:01,243 --> 01:10:04,121 How am I going to find you to pay you back? 949 01:10:04,955 --> 01:10:06,331 Don't worry about it. 950 01:10:08,458 --> 01:10:10,168 Maybe I'll see you again. 951 01:10:16,383 --> 01:10:19,136 Come on, Brad. Seems pretty cool, right? 952 01:10:29,020 --> 01:10:30,355 CHRIS: Mr. Dawson? 953 01:10:36,069 --> 01:10:37,070 BRAD: Hello? 954 01:10:37,988 --> 01:10:39,156 SARA: Mr. Dawson? 955 01:10:42,159 --> 01:10:43,994 CHRIS: Is anybody here? 956 01:10:44,911 --> 01:10:45,912 SARA: Hello? 957 01:10:50,375 --> 01:10:51,710 Hello? 958 01:10:54,546 --> 01:10:55,797 Mr. Dawson? 959 01:11:04,014 --> 01:11:05,140 BRAD: Mr. Dawson? 960 01:11:05,223 --> 01:11:06,725 (STEAM HISSING) 961 01:11:37,380 --> 01:11:38,381 Thor! 962 01:11:39,883 --> 01:11:40,884 Sara... 963 01:11:41,968 --> 01:11:44,387 O Thor, mighty God of Thunder. 964 01:11:45,430 --> 01:11:46,807 Who is this kid? 965 01:11:46,890 --> 01:11:48,725 CHRIS: You must be Mr. Dawson, right? 966 01:11:50,560 --> 01:11:53,605 -Secret identity. -What do you want? 967 01:11:54,689 --> 01:11:57,776 Mr. Pruitt sent us. This is our car. 968 01:11:58,610 --> 01:12:00,320 You owe me 50 bucks. 969 01:12:03,949 --> 01:12:06,785 Have you been fighting the forces of darkness? 970 01:12:08,078 --> 01:12:11,748 -What is she talking about? -She thinks you're somebody else. 971 01:12:11,790 --> 01:12:15,126 It's him, Brad. It's really him. Look, it's Thor! 972 01:12:15,252 --> 01:12:17,838 -Come on, let's go. -Don't listen to him anyway. 973 01:12:18,088 --> 01:12:19,631 He said you were a homo. 974 01:12:25,136 --> 01:12:26,972 You spreading rumors about me, kid? 975 01:12:28,431 --> 01:12:30,559 Oh, no. No, sir. 976 01:12:31,726 --> 01:12:33,603 Thank you. Come on, Sara. 977 01:12:36,106 --> 01:12:38,733 What's this? There's $45 here. You owe me 50. 978 01:12:39,442 --> 01:12:42,654 -I know. That's all that we have. -Then you don't have a car. 979 01:12:43,029 --> 01:12:46,116 You don't understand. We have had an unbelievable night... 980 01:12:46,157 --> 01:12:49,077 Save it! You owe me money. 981 01:12:50,120 --> 01:12:53,290 Now, you give me five bucks, or you get out. 982 01:12:58,295 --> 01:13:00,922 I thought you always helped people in trouble. 983 01:13:04,551 --> 01:13:07,137 Hey, kid, this is the city. 984 01:13:07,762 --> 01:13:09,472 I help nobody but myself. 985 01:13:09,848 --> 01:13:11,474 -But I thought... -Get lost! 986 01:13:17,814 --> 01:13:21,234 Wait! I know why you're not acting like yourself. 987 01:13:21,568 --> 01:13:23,320 You don't have your special helmet. 988 01:13:26,489 --> 01:13:30,785 See, you're wearing the baseball hat. You're supposed to be wearing this. 989 01:13:31,661 --> 01:13:32,704 Take mine. 990 01:13:34,539 --> 01:13:35,707 Go on, take it. 991 01:13:43,006 --> 01:13:44,215 You're giving this to me? 992 01:13:45,800 --> 01:13:47,677 Well, yeah. You're my hero. 993 01:13:59,397 --> 01:14:00,398 Here. 994 01:14:01,816 --> 01:14:02,817 Here, take the car. 995 01:14:05,487 --> 01:14:06,821 Thanks, Thor. 996 01:14:07,572 --> 01:14:09,449 You're welcome. Hey, kid. 997 01:14:11,201 --> 01:14:12,744 I got one of these at home. 998 01:14:15,747 --> 01:14:18,208 Could I get your address so I could send you a check? 999 01:14:18,416 --> 01:14:20,460 -Go! -BRAD: Come on, Chris. Get in the car. 1000 01:14:21,878 --> 01:14:23,213 Thanks! 1001 01:14:32,764 --> 01:14:34,891 -CHRIS: Daryl, what time is it? -11:41. 1002 01:14:35,100 --> 01:14:38,061 CHRIS: Okay, we can get Brenda and we can be home by 1:00. 1003 01:14:38,520 --> 01:14:40,397 SARA: Man, am I up late! 1004 01:14:42,399 --> 01:14:44,025 Good work, Joe Gipp. 1005 01:14:45,318 --> 01:14:46,736 Follow them. 1006 01:14:48,905 --> 01:14:50,323 (SNORING) 1007 01:15:07,215 --> 01:15:09,426 Stop! Thief! 1008 01:15:10,552 --> 01:15:11,553 (GASPING) 1009 01:15:12,429 --> 01:15:13,471 (LAUGHING) 1010 01:15:23,815 --> 01:15:25,400 Get out of my house! 1011 01:15:26,109 --> 01:15:28,236 Wow, look at that toy store! 1012 01:15:29,154 --> 01:15:32,657 Chris, look at the toy store! Look at all those toys! 1013 01:15:32,949 --> 01:15:34,034 CHRIS: I can see it. 1014 01:15:44,294 --> 01:15:45,628 Oh, great. 1015 01:15:46,838 --> 01:15:48,048 What are we looking at? 1016 01:15:49,132 --> 01:15:50,967 Mike was supposed to take me there tonight. 1017 01:15:54,971 --> 01:15:56,306 Oh! (LAUGHING) 1018 01:15:56,973 --> 01:15:59,309 -What? -Looks like he went without you. 1019 01:15:59,809 --> 01:16:01,102 Check it out. 1020 01:16:10,111 --> 01:16:11,112 What's wrong? 1021 01:16:13,406 --> 01:16:14,574 Everything. 1022 01:16:20,789 --> 01:16:21,831 (CLEARS THROAT) 1023 01:16:21,873 --> 01:16:24,959 -May I help you? -We're just looking for somebody. 1024 01:16:31,007 --> 01:16:34,177 -Let's just go in and get them. -Patience. 1025 01:16:45,814 --> 01:16:47,774 He's with Sesame Plexor. 1026 01:16:48,483 --> 01:16:50,401 She's such a sleaze. 1027 01:16:51,361 --> 01:16:53,863 He dumps you for an easy chick and you get a night of hell. 1028 01:16:54,405 --> 01:16:55,865 Doesn't seem fair to me. 1029 01:16:58,159 --> 01:17:00,370 Stay here and watch Sara. I will be right back. 1030 01:17:03,665 --> 01:17:05,333 I got to see this. 1031 01:17:16,719 --> 01:17:21,683 You know, Ses, girls like you come along once in a lifetime. 1032 01:17:23,726 --> 01:17:25,728 Or twice in the same night. 1033 01:17:26,729 --> 01:17:28,022 Oh, wow. 1034 01:17:30,942 --> 01:17:32,569 How's your sister? Is she all better? 1035 01:17:33,153 --> 01:17:34,487 Well, uh... 1036 01:17:34,946 --> 01:17:37,824 -You lied. -No, I didn't. 1037 01:17:37,907 --> 01:17:38,950 Don't lie! 1038 01:17:45,165 --> 01:17:48,001 -Get a grip. Jesus! -A grip? 1039 01:17:48,543 --> 01:17:51,379 Do you have any idea what I've been through tonight? 1040 01:18:00,597 --> 01:18:01,806 I thought that... 1041 01:18:02,432 --> 01:18:05,518 I thought that... That you loved me. 1042 01:18:11,900 --> 01:18:13,818 Or is it all just bullshit, huh? 1043 01:18:14,444 --> 01:18:17,989 Look, little girl, I don't know what you thought we had, 1044 01:18:18,072 --> 01:18:20,700 but it wasn't half as serious as you like to think it was. 1045 01:18:23,536 --> 01:18:25,455 All right. You let go of her. 1046 01:18:26,623 --> 01:18:28,625 Picking them kind of young, aren't you? 1047 01:18:29,125 --> 01:18:32,086 This kid's got more class at 15 than you'll ever have. 1048 01:18:37,675 --> 01:18:40,762 -You're such a loser. -Here we go again. 1049 01:18:44,224 --> 01:18:47,894 I could only dream of having somebody like Chris for a girlfriend. 1050 01:18:49,729 --> 01:18:51,314 But you've got her. 1051 01:18:51,856 --> 01:18:55,151 -And you treat her like this? -Don't waste your time, half-pint. 1052 01:18:55,610 --> 01:18:57,737 Her legs are locked together at the knee. 1053 01:19:01,824 --> 01:19:03,117 I'd love to hit you. 1054 01:19:03,159 --> 01:19:06,246 -I'd love to pound on your face. -Yeah? Go ahead. 1055 01:19:14,170 --> 01:19:15,171 But I won't. 1056 01:19:18,508 --> 01:19:21,094 You're so slimy, I won't sink to your level. 1057 01:19:21,469 --> 01:19:22,470 I will. 1058 01:19:27,058 --> 01:19:28,893 Oh, that's just great. 1059 01:19:29,060 --> 01:19:30,228 See you around, Mike. 1060 01:19:36,651 --> 01:19:38,736 Did you see that? That was great. 1061 01:19:39,070 --> 01:19:42,073 -We were amazing! -BRAD: We were, weren't we? 1062 01:19:42,907 --> 01:19:46,286 -It was so cool. -DARYL: I was so cool. 1063 01:19:46,369 --> 01:19:49,706 -Can you believe it? -Where is Sara? 1064 01:19:54,627 --> 01:19:56,379 (TOY SQUEAKING) 1065 01:20:02,260 --> 01:20:03,553 BLEAK: Hey, kid. 1066 01:20:05,179 --> 01:20:06,597 Come here for a second. 1067 01:20:09,726 --> 01:20:11,144 Get her. 1068 01:20:19,569 --> 01:20:21,362 Mom. Dad. 1069 01:20:21,529 --> 01:20:22,947 (TIRES SCREECHING) 1070 01:20:28,161 --> 01:20:29,162 Sara! 1071 01:20:29,871 --> 01:20:30,955 Sara! 1072 01:20:31,831 --> 01:20:33,124 I thought she'd be here. 1073 01:20:50,224 --> 01:20:51,392 Let go! 1074 01:20:55,271 --> 01:20:57,940 Hey, kid. Hey, hold it, man. 1075 01:21:07,116 --> 01:21:08,117 Damn. 1076 01:21:08,743 --> 01:21:09,744 Sara! 1077 01:21:10,078 --> 01:21:11,204 Sara! 1078 01:21:12,663 --> 01:21:13,873 -Guys, look. -What? 1079 01:21:14,415 --> 01:21:16,959 It's my dad's building. My mom and dad are there. 1080 01:21:17,085 --> 01:21:19,295 She's probably there. Come on! 1081 01:21:28,763 --> 01:21:29,764 Mom? 1082 01:21:31,099 --> 01:21:32,141 Dad? 1083 01:21:47,532 --> 01:21:49,659 I'll take this floor and you take the one above. 1084 01:22:05,675 --> 01:22:07,343 (PEOPLE CHATTERING) 1085 01:22:31,200 --> 01:22:33,494 GRAYDON: Hey, kid. Come on out. 1086 01:22:39,500 --> 01:22:41,711 I just need to get something from you. 1087 01:22:43,880 --> 01:22:45,923 I'm not going to hurt you. 1088 01:22:48,134 --> 01:22:49,760 Hey, come on, kid. 1089 01:22:50,052 --> 01:22:51,220 Sara! 1090 01:22:51,846 --> 01:22:52,889 Sara! 1091 01:22:53,139 --> 01:22:54,140 Sara! 1092 01:22:54,974 --> 01:22:55,975 Sara? 1093 01:22:56,517 --> 01:22:57,518 Sara! 1094 01:23:02,231 --> 01:23:03,608 Sara's in trouble. 1095 01:23:05,985 --> 01:23:08,613 Stop. Don't go out there. 1096 01:23:11,657 --> 01:23:13,159 Get back here. 1097 01:23:17,371 --> 01:23:18,915 Hey, kid, wait! 1098 01:23:22,919 --> 01:23:24,587 Jesus Christ. 1099 01:23:24,921 --> 01:23:25,922 Hey! 1100 01:23:29,091 --> 01:23:32,053 Come on back up here. Come on! 1101 01:23:36,432 --> 01:23:39,227 -BRAD: Which floor? -We'll try this one first. 1102 01:23:45,733 --> 01:23:46,734 (GASPING) 1103 01:24:07,880 --> 01:24:08,881 (SCREAMS) 1104 01:24:33,614 --> 01:24:35,658 BRAD: Oh, God. We're at my parents' party. 1105 01:24:52,216 --> 01:24:54,927 Now, kid, stay right where you are. 1106 01:24:55,803 --> 01:24:57,179 Don't move. 1107 01:24:58,764 --> 01:25:00,600 -My parents. -What are we going to do? 1108 01:25:00,933 --> 01:25:04,186 -I'm going out there to find Sara. -You can't. They'll see you. 1109 01:25:04,520 --> 01:25:09,066 No, they won't. Stay right here. I'll be right back. 1110 01:25:26,375 --> 01:25:28,252 Be right back with the coats, honey. 1111 01:25:36,594 --> 01:25:37,595 (HUMMING) 1112 01:25:54,070 --> 01:25:56,072 MRS. ANDERSON: I don't believe it. 1113 01:25:56,405 --> 01:26:00,660 Len Lescher. Loyola Law? Class of '68? 1114 01:26:02,161 --> 01:26:05,289 -Sorry, wrong guy. -Honey, we should be going. 1115 01:26:05,539 --> 01:26:06,666 LEN: Nice meeting you. 1116 01:26:06,749 --> 01:26:08,167 MR. ANDERSON: It's getting kind of late. 1117 01:26:08,959 --> 01:26:11,504 -Looking for something? -MR. ANDERSON: Come on, let's go. 1118 01:26:11,754 --> 01:26:14,965 Oh, come on, honey. Just one more. 1119 01:26:15,174 --> 01:26:18,594 -My diet doesn't start till next week. -Well, we told Chris 1:00. 1120 01:26:18,678 --> 01:26:21,013 MRS. ANDERSON: These are so good. Excuse me. 1121 01:26:23,557 --> 01:26:25,643 -You tried one of these? -What? 1122 01:26:26,811 --> 01:26:30,147 MRS. ANDERSON: They are so delicious. I've got to get this recipe. 1123 01:26:33,234 --> 01:26:35,444 Do you happen to know the name of the caterer? 1124 01:26:36,237 --> 01:26:37,446 Caterer? 1125 01:26:45,246 --> 01:26:48,290 We didn't mean to spring it on you like this. 1126 01:26:52,878 --> 01:26:54,046 Hello? 1127 01:27:01,178 --> 01:27:02,304 You'll excuse me. 1128 01:27:03,472 --> 01:27:06,934 -Oh, my God. Is he okay? -Did you hurt yourself? 1129 01:27:07,101 --> 01:27:08,102 MRS. ANDERSON: Did he hit his head? 1130 01:27:09,353 --> 01:27:10,646 Brad! Daryl! 1131 01:27:12,356 --> 01:27:14,608 -Where's Sara? -She's out the window. 1132 01:27:16,485 --> 01:27:17,945 MR. ANDERSON: Take it easy. No rush. 1133 01:27:18,195 --> 01:27:19,989 -What? -She must have gone upstairs 1134 01:27:20,030 --> 01:27:22,533 and out the window. She's out there now. 1135 01:27:22,825 --> 01:27:24,827 Mom? Dad? 1136 01:27:27,455 --> 01:27:28,789 Goddamn! 1137 01:27:45,139 --> 01:27:48,726 Sara, just hold on, okay? Don't be scared. 1138 01:27:49,977 --> 01:27:51,896 Daryl, Brad, loosen the rope. 1139 01:27:52,855 --> 01:27:54,190 Come on, hurry. 1140 01:27:56,233 --> 01:27:57,568 Let me give you a hand. 1141 01:27:57,777 --> 01:27:59,361 Sara, grab the rope. 1142 01:27:59,528 --> 01:28:00,654 Easy, easy. 1143 01:28:02,948 --> 01:28:05,701 That's the most exciting thing that's happened all night. 1144 01:28:08,370 --> 01:28:12,124 Just take it really slow. Don't be scared of him, Sara. 1145 01:28:12,875 --> 01:28:15,544 Okay, that's good. Don't look down. 1146 01:28:16,754 --> 01:28:19,089 Okay, that's good. Keep walking, that's right. 1147 01:28:19,423 --> 01:28:20,758 Just walk right by him. 1148 01:28:22,259 --> 01:28:23,511 Hold on. 1149 01:28:24,386 --> 01:28:26,931 You're almost here. Hold on, Sara. 1150 01:28:27,389 --> 01:28:28,891 Just walk right up it. 1151 01:28:29,141 --> 01:28:31,018 You're almost there. Hang on. 1152 01:28:31,519 --> 01:28:34,104 Okay, real close. Don't worry. Grab on. 1153 01:28:38,317 --> 01:28:39,318 Brad... 1154 01:28:41,862 --> 01:28:42,863 Sara! 1155 01:28:44,949 --> 01:28:48,244 -Are you okay? -Yeah. Can we go home now? 1156 01:28:48,786 --> 01:28:49,787 JOE: Not yet. 1157 01:28:57,711 --> 01:28:59,630 Look, I'm not going to hurt you, all right? 1158 01:29:01,340 --> 01:29:02,716 I just need the Playboy. 1159 01:29:13,352 --> 01:29:15,604 See, this is what they were after. 1160 01:29:16,105 --> 01:29:18,691 Some notes and stuff. You know, that they need. 1161 01:29:18,774 --> 01:29:20,776 I guess they're pretty important to them. 1162 01:29:25,781 --> 01:29:26,991 Don't say it. 1163 01:29:29,076 --> 01:29:31,453 -Wow! -It's pretty uncanny, huh? 1164 01:29:35,749 --> 01:29:37,626 She don't even compare to you. 1165 01:29:42,464 --> 01:29:43,924 Well, what about him? 1166 01:29:44,049 --> 01:29:45,843 -Who? -Come here. 1167 01:29:52,182 --> 01:29:55,102 -Help! -Uh, yeah. 1168 01:29:57,563 --> 01:30:00,900 Leave him hanging out there for a while. Let him sweat it out. Come on. 1169 01:30:11,952 --> 01:30:15,789 Give me the magazine and get out of here. 1170 01:30:17,583 --> 01:30:19,710 I'll take care of the children. 1171 01:30:31,931 --> 01:30:34,350 You're right. Babysitting is dangerous. 1172 01:30:34,767 --> 01:30:35,809 Come on. 1173 01:30:42,316 --> 01:30:45,361 (SINGING) Twenty-five miles from home, girl 1174 01:30:46,195 --> 01:30:49,031 My feet are hurting mighty bad 1175 01:30:49,531 --> 01:30:53,452 Now I've been walking for three days and two lonely nights 1176 01:30:53,786 --> 01:30:56,705 You know that I'm mighty mad 1177 01:30:57,706 --> 01:31:00,709 But I got a woman waiting for me 1178 01:31:01,168 --> 01:31:04,505 That's gonna make this trip worthwhile 1179 01:31:04,922 --> 01:31:09,009 You see, she's got the kind of loving and kissing 1180 01:31:09,051 --> 01:31:11,845 To make a man go stone wild 1181 01:31:11,887 --> 01:31:13,681 BRENDA: What took you guys so long? 1182 01:31:13,847 --> 01:31:16,350 You'll never believe what I've been through tonight. 1183 01:31:30,155 --> 01:31:32,658 I lost my skate. It's not here. 1184 01:31:33,117 --> 01:31:34,743 Maybe you left it someplace. 1185 01:31:34,827 --> 01:31:38,372 -We must go back and find it. -No, Sara, honey, we can't. 1186 01:31:48,757 --> 01:31:50,592 -Brad? -What? 1187 01:31:50,926 --> 01:31:53,178 Sara, that's not your parents' car, is it? 1188 01:31:53,595 --> 01:31:56,140 -Yes, it is. -What are we going to do? 1189 01:31:56,974 --> 01:31:58,100 Everybody, duck. 1190 01:32:02,271 --> 01:32:05,315 Oh, my God, look at that lunatic. 1191 01:32:06,108 --> 01:32:10,112 Brad and Sara will be driving soon. On the road with people like that. 1192 01:32:10,446 --> 01:32:13,282 -How fast do your parents drive? -I don't know. About 45. 1193 01:32:13,741 --> 01:32:14,742 We'll go 80. 1194 01:32:21,874 --> 01:32:24,626 Brad, Sara, Daryl, upstairs now. Into your pajamas. 1195 01:32:24,793 --> 01:32:28,088 -I don't have any pajamas here. -I don't care. Just go upstairs. 1196 01:32:29,923 --> 01:32:32,217 -Brenda, go home. -But I don't want to go home. 1197 01:32:32,301 --> 01:32:34,720 You have to. I'm sorry. I'll call you tomorrow. 1198 01:32:38,599 --> 01:32:41,393 (SINGING) Come on, feet, don't fail me now 1199 01:32:41,727 --> 01:32:44,813 I got 10 more miles to go 1200 01:32:45,522 --> 01:32:50,986 I got nine, eight, seven 1201 01:32:51,820 --> 01:32:53,447 Six, eight, six 1202 01:32:53,489 --> 01:32:56,784 I got five more miles to go now 1203 01:32:56,825 --> 01:33:00,496 Over the hill, just around the bend 1204 01:33:01,080 --> 01:33:04,875 Although my feet are tired I can't lose my stride 1205 01:33:04,958 --> 01:33:07,878 I got to get to my baby again 1206 01:33:07,961 --> 01:33:10,756 I got to keep on walking 1207 01:33:12,716 --> 01:33:14,843 I got to walk on 1208 01:33:28,148 --> 01:33:29,817 I got to walk on 1209 01:33:32,653 --> 01:33:33,904 (INDISTINCT) 1210 01:33:38,534 --> 01:33:39,535 (DOOR CLOSING) 1211 01:33:42,246 --> 01:33:45,082 -Hiya, Chris. Sorry we're late. -Oh, that's okay. 1212 01:33:45,165 --> 01:33:46,625 Any problems? 1213 01:33:47,251 --> 01:33:51,088 No, not really. Well, Brad stayed home and Daryl's sleeping over. 1214 01:33:51,547 --> 01:33:54,716 Daryl? What a nightmare for you. 1215 01:34:00,139 --> 01:34:03,225 -His head's been torn off. -Gross! 1216 01:34:08,272 --> 01:34:10,983 -What happened? -Everything is cool. 1217 01:34:11,608 --> 01:34:12,609 (ALL SIGH WITH RELIEF) 1218 01:34:13,235 --> 01:34:15,320 Chris, can we do this again next Friday? 1219 01:34:16,196 --> 01:34:19,241 Sara, I think I'm retired. 1220 01:34:20,325 --> 01:34:22,411 You've got to sit for me again. 1221 01:34:23,704 --> 01:34:26,123 -We'll see, okay? -Okay. 1222 01:34:27,040 --> 01:34:29,459 I know that seniors don't normally hang out with freshmen, 1223 01:34:30,335 --> 01:34:32,004 so if I see you around school, 1224 01:34:32,796 --> 01:34:35,048 and I say hi and you ignore me as usual, it's okay. 1225 01:34:36,466 --> 01:34:38,927 I don't ignore friends, Brad. 1226 01:34:44,850 --> 01:34:45,851 DARYL: Chris, 1227 01:34:47,227 --> 01:34:49,938 I'd just like to say thanks for giving me 1228 01:34:50,022 --> 01:34:52,774 what was probably the greatest night of my life. 1229 01:34:56,445 --> 01:34:57,446 So far. 1230 01:34:59,948 --> 01:35:00,949 Me, too. 1231 01:35:01,825 --> 01:35:02,868 Me, too. 1232 01:35:06,955 --> 01:35:07,956 Me, too. 1233 01:35:11,960 --> 01:35:14,004 -Thanks a lot. -You're welcome. 1234 01:35:14,087 --> 01:35:16,089 -Bye-bye. Drive safely. -I will, thanks. 1235 01:35:16,131 --> 01:35:17,132 Okay, goodbye. 1236 01:35:20,469 --> 01:35:25,474 (SINGING) That ain't all, that ain't all I'll do for you 1237 01:35:26,516 --> 01:35:29,519 Oh, if you bring it to me 1238 01:35:29,603 --> 01:35:32,689 Bring your sweet lovin' 1239 01:35:33,273 --> 01:35:35,734 -Hi. -Hi. 1240 01:35:38,904 --> 01:35:40,489 How did you know I... 1241 01:35:40,989 --> 01:35:43,367 I thought the little girl might be missing this. 1242 01:35:43,700 --> 01:35:45,494 She left it in the back seat. 1243 01:35:46,662 --> 01:35:49,164 You came all the way out here just to return this? 1244 01:35:51,583 --> 01:35:52,751 Well, actually, I was... 1245 01:35:54,002 --> 01:35:56,546 Oh, you came for the money. 1246 01:35:57,589 --> 01:35:59,174 No, no, no, no. 1247 01:36:01,009 --> 01:36:02,177 I'm looking for a babysitter. 1248 01:36:02,928 --> 01:36:04,221 (LAUGHING) 1249 01:36:04,304 --> 01:36:05,305 Really? 1250 01:36:07,099 --> 01:36:10,852 Well, I think tonight was my last job. 1251 01:36:12,771 --> 01:36:13,772 Oh. 1252 01:36:14,356 --> 01:36:15,565 That's too bad. 1253 01:36:18,860 --> 01:36:20,570 Who was the babysitter for? 1254 01:36:22,239 --> 01:36:23,323 Me. 1255 01:36:30,205 --> 01:36:32,249 Maybe retirement can wait. 1256 01:36:35,085 --> 01:36:36,211 Kiss him! 1257 01:36:36,295 --> 01:36:37,754 (LAUGHING) 1258 01:36:42,884 --> 01:36:46,888 (SINGING) Well, he walked up to me and he asked me if I wanted to dance 1259 01:36:49,933 --> 01:36:54,104 He looked kind of nice And so I said I might take a chance 1260 01:36:57,524 --> 01:37:00,235 When he danced he held me tight 1261 01:37:00,819 --> 01:37:03,739 And when he walked me home that night 1262 01:37:04,031 --> 01:37:06,908 All the stars were shining bright 1263 01:37:06,950 --> 01:37:09,369 And then he kissed me 1264 01:37:14,041 --> 01:37:15,709 And then he kissed me 1265 01:37:17,711 --> 01:37:20,922 And then he kissed me 1266 01:37:21,298 --> 01:37:25,260 And then he kissed me 1267 01:37:44,446 --> 01:37:48,658 Sometimes you know what you're looking for 1268 01:37:52,287 --> 01:37:56,833 Sometimes you don't make it out the door 1269 01:38:00,128 --> 01:38:03,465 This time I know what I'm doing 1270 01:38:04,257 --> 01:38:07,552 Gonna get you, that's the truth 1271 01:38:08,011 --> 01:38:11,348 I'm not fooling 'Cause I just can't stop 1272 01:38:11,431 --> 01:38:15,769 Trying to get a hold on you 1273 01:38:17,145 --> 01:38:19,272 I just can't stop 1274 01:38:19,314 --> 01:38:23,527 I won't give up till my dream comes true 1275 01:38:25,320 --> 01:38:27,114 I just can't stop 1276 01:38:28,740 --> 01:38:31,660 And I don't know what to do 1277 01:38:33,120 --> 01:38:34,996 I just can't stop 1278 01:38:35,080 --> 01:38:37,791 Trying to get a hold on you 1279 01:38:45,507 --> 01:38:49,678 The night was long and the roads were rough 1280 01:38:53,265 --> 01:38:57,561 Was a time or two when I had enough 1281 01:38:58,687 --> 01:38:59,688 Yeah 1282 01:39:01,356 --> 01:39:04,192 Now that I've found you I'll hold on tight 1283 01:39:04,818 --> 01:39:09,406 Never gonna let you out of my sight 1284 01:39:10,490 --> 01:39:12,242 I just can't stop 1285 01:39:12,325 --> 01:39:16,371 Trying to get a hold on you, baby 1286 01:39:18,373 --> 01:39:20,333 I just can't stop 1287 01:39:20,375 --> 01:39:24,713 I won't give up till my dream comes true 1288 01:39:26,298 --> 01:39:28,008 I just can't stop 1289 01:39:29,759 --> 01:39:32,304 And I don't know what to do 1290 01:39:34,139 --> 01:39:36,016 I just can't stop 1291 01:39:36,057 --> 01:39:38,894 Trying to get a hold on you 1292 01:39:39,561 --> 01:39:41,062 Stop the night 1293 01:39:41,813 --> 01:39:44,149 Before I fall apart 1294 01:39:44,232 --> 01:39:46,485 Just can't stop the night 1295 01:39:46,568 --> 01:39:48,236 Stop the night 1296 01:39:49,905 --> 01:39:53,742 But don't let it stop my heart 1297 01:40:10,258 --> 01:40:13,220 This time I know what I'm doing 1298 01:40:14,221 --> 01:40:17,432 Gonna get you, that's the truth 1299 01:40:17,682 --> 01:40:19,100 I'm not fooling 1300 01:40:19,142 --> 01:40:22,103 'Cause I just can't stop, no, baby 1301 01:40:22,270 --> 01:40:25,440 Trying to get a hold on you 1302 01:40:27,275 --> 01:40:29,027 I just can't stop 1303 01:40:29,152 --> 01:40:33,615 I won't give up till my dream comes true 1304 01:40:35,075 --> 01:40:37,869 I just can't stop, no, baby 1305 01:40:39,120 --> 01:40:40,789 I just can't stop 1306 01:40:42,958 --> 01:40:44,876 I just can't stop 1307 01:40:44,960 --> 01:40:47,045 Trying to hold on to you, baby 1308 01:40:47,128 --> 01:40:48,672 I just can't stop 1309 01:40:51,007 --> 01:40:53,635 I just can't stop, no, baby 1310 01:40:54,886 --> 01:40:56,513 I just can't stop 1311 01:40:58,515 --> 01:41:00,475 I just can't stop 1312 01:41:00,517 --> 01:41:02,686 Trying to hold on to you, baby 1313 01:41:02,769 --> 01:41:04,437 I just can't stop 1314 01:41:06,731 --> 01:41:08,316 I just can't stop 1315 01:41:10,694 --> 01:41:12,362 I just can't stop 1316 01:41:12,445 --> 01:41:14,573 I keep on holding on now, yeah 1317 01:41:14,656 --> 01:41:15,991 I just can't stop 1318 01:41:16,032 --> 01:41:18,451 I just can't stop this time, baby 1319 01:41:18,493 --> 01:41:19,995 I just can't stop 1320 01:41:20,036 --> 01:41:22,581 I wanna keep on holding on now, girl 1321 01:41:22,664 --> 01:41:23,999 I just can't stop 1322 01:41:26,459 --> 01:41:28,003 I just can't stop 1323 01:41:30,338 --> 01:41:31,965 I just can't stop 1324 01:41:34,175 --> 01:41:35,969 I just can't stop 1325 01:41:36,678 --> 01:41:38,013 No, baby 1326 01:41:38,096 --> 01:41:39,848 I just can't stop 1327 01:41:42,309 --> 01:41:46,021 I just can't stop Just keep on holding on 1328 01:41:46,104 --> 01:41:47,522 (SONG FADES OUT) 1329 01:41:54,446 --> 01:41:56,239 (SOBBING) 92480