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Would you move your dick? I can't concentrate.
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You shouldn't have any trouble
sinking into that hole.
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Oh, yeah! Good shot.
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Well, how about giving me something to aim at?
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Excuse me. Support a good cause?
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Oh. Hey, come to the Angel Ball...
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support a good cause...
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Fuck you too.
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That wasn't very angelic.
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I can't even get them to take a goddamn flyer.
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Oh, only 100 bucks for yet another boring fundraiser?
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"Angels over Pittsburgh" isn't just another charity.
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When Vic was sick, they brought him meals
practically every day.
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My mom and I couldn't have done it without them.
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Yeah well, unfortunately,
that's not enough to get these guys to go.
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If you want to get the suckers into the big top,
you gotta get a big attraction.
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Like Madonna. Or the Backstreet Boys.
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Hey, this is Pittsburgh, Sunshine,
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not your wildest dreams.
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Well, how about Pittsburgh's own Divina Devore?
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Says here she's in town.
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Oh, yeah, that's good.
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A worn-out old drag queen.
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What kind of homosexual are you?
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The kind that fucks men.
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Divina Devore is a legend.
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She's performed before presidents.
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Ulysses S. Grant or Chester A. Arthur?
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If you got her, I bet you'd have
no trouble selling tickets.
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Well, it's worth a shot.
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Here at the Centre for Early Development,
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we offer a unique educational paradigm
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which creates a safe and supportive environment
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in which our degree candidates
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can acquire invaluable learning and social skills.
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"Degree candidates"? They're preschoolers.
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Therefore, as much as we would like
to accept all our applicants,
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in order to ensure maximum focus
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and individual attention,
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we can only admit a select few.
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Yes?
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May I ask what will determine
your final decision?
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The child's own unique abilities
and talents will play a big part.
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But, we're also trying to create
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the full spectrum of human diversity,
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race, religion, socio-economic background.
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What about sexual orientation?
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Oh yes, by all means.
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Are there any children of same-sex couples enrolled?
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Not yet.
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But, we intend to make every effort to change that.
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A masterpiece, that's what it is.
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For 50 bucks, you'll be buying the next Michelangelo.
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Ignoramus.
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He doesn't know dick about art.
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Ah, it doesn't matter.
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You do.
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Justin,
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you didn't tell me you had your very own show.
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It's not exactly the Museum of Modern Art.
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Ooh.
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That's next.
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You want something to eat?
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Ah, thanks, honey. I just had lunch...
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with your father.
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Oh. I don't want to talk about him.
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Well, I wish we didn't have to either, but...
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we do.
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He says he's not going to pay
for your school any more.
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Oh... that lame-ass shit.
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What's his feeble excuse?
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The stock market, and...
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supporting two households, and...
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basically 'cause he's a lame-ass shit.
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I... I don't want you to worry.
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I spoke to the accountant,
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I've a got a little in my savings.
I can cash in my IRA.
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I'm not taking your money.
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You and Molly need that to live.
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Your sister and I will be just fine.
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No, forget it.
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I'll take care of it myself.
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Ooh!
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If you ask me,
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Nobody makes a better woman
than a gay man.
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What woman looks like that?
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Big red wig and tonnes of jewelry
and gaudy clothes.
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My mother does not look like that.
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Oh, here she comes.
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Thank you, Pittsburgh...
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for reminding me why I left.
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God, let's just hope she's not one
of those maniac divas
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who thinks she's the centre of the universe.
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You know, snapping her fingers,
bossing people around.
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Hey, you. Tell the idiot who runs the lights
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the pin spot is supposed to be
on myfaccia, not my left tit.
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Yes, ma'am.
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I mean, sir. I mean...
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Excuse me, miss devore.
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Yes?
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I, uh...
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I just want to say your performance tonight was...
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sparkling.
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- Yeah, bubbling.
- Effervescent.
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- Stop, you'll make me burp.
- Miss Devore,
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Um, I thought your performance was really great.
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Well, how flattering to receive
such praise from you...
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handsome young men.
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- Now, if you'll excuse me.
- Wait! Uh...
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we wanted to ask you...
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For my autograph, huh?
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And, uh, for your help.
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You see, I'm organizing this charity event,
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- and...
- It's for a very good cause.
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Is there ever a bad one?
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Uh, it's for "Angels over Pittsburgh."
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They prepare homecooked meals for people with AIDS.
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And I was hoping you might...
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Perform? Oh, I'd love to.
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- You would?
- You would?
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If I didn't already spend half my life
doing benefits.
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If I do any more, they'll have to throw one for me.
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I told you that I can pay for it myself.
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With your secret Swiss bank account?
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I'll get another job.
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- A real job, one that actually pays.
- Yeah, what, making 3 to 400 a week?
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So, I will apply for a scholarship or a loan.
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What are you going to use for collateral, your ass?
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Look, stop being such a twat.
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I'm just trying to help you.
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You've helped enough.
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I practically owe you my fucking life.
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What do you mean, "practically"?
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Look,
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I don't want you to feel
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like you always have to take care of me.
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And I don't want to feel that way either.
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Fine then, go ahead.
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But don't come crying to me when you succeed.
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I love that you'd do anything for me.
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Who said it was for you?
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I made an investment, I want it to pay off.
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Here's a dividend.
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Who the fuck wants to see some
worn-out old drag queen anyway?
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Well, honey, you'll find someone else.
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It's like Ben always says,
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you have to keep a positive energy flow.
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Yeah, what would we do without Ben
and his new age gobbledygook?
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You know, I wouldn't want divina devore at that benefit
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even if I could get her.
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Divina Devore? Is she in town?
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Yeah, we begged her to perform at the benefit,
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but she turned us down.
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She always was a selfish prick.
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- You know her?
- Honey,
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I knew her when she was a "him".
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He was Danny Devore then.
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We went to high school together.
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No!
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You know, maybe if you used
the personal connection,
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you could convince her to change her mind.
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Me?
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You're our only hope.
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I thought you didn't even want her.
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Ah, well... that was before I found out
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that she's a friend of the family.
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I'm sure she wouldn't remember me.
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Mel! Mel!
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- What? What's the mater?
- Look, a letter.
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Well, you've seen one of those before.
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- It's from Gus' new school.
- Hey!
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Today, Baby University, tomorrow Harvard.
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Who said anything about Harvard?
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I thought everyone wanted their kid to go to Harvard.
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I feel we should at least consider Yale,
or maybe Brown.
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We'll continue this in 16 years.
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Just read the letter.
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Well, what does it say?
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- He didn't get in.
- What?
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It's bullshit.
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That woman made such a big deal about diversity
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and wanting all different kinds of people.
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Apparently not our kind of people.
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And what was all that crap
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about looking for a kid with same-sex parents?
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Well if she'd meant it, we'd be off
buying Gus school clothes.
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Well, it's discrimination, that's what it is.
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Against our son.
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And for something that has nothing to do with him.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah, one more like that.
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I know you're busy, Miss Devore.
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Then why are you here?
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Yes. Yes!
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Well, I was hoping you might change your mind.
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I don't change my mind...
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Brilliant.
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Only my underwear.
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- Sassy.
- Now,
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if you'll kindly show yourself out...
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- Guess my uncle was right.
- Excuse me?
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Nothing. Just something he said.
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He knew you back in high school.
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Oh, really? And who was that?
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You probably wouldn't remember. Vic Grassi.
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Vic Grassi? Oh my God, I remember Vic.
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Is he the one you told me was sick?
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Yeah, he's doing a lot better now...
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Now that he's on the cocktails.
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I'm glad to hear it.
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Tell him I said hello.
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So, if Vic is your uncle,
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then, Debbie must be your mother.
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You knew my mom?
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Knew her? I dated her.
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You?
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I mean...
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well, back then I was a male impersonator.
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I did a pretty convincing act too.
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So, how's she doing?
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Practically indestructible.
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Did she become a nurse like she always wanted?
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I never knew that.
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Just a waitress.
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Jesus, I can still hear that laugh of hers.
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She'd bring down a house.
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I wish she'd been out front last night.
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Oh, and that complexion. I tell you, kid.
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Your mom was a real looker.
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Hmm... still is.
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Just, now, there's more to look at.
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This benefit of yours, um, when is it?
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Friday night.
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Tell you what. I'll be there,
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after my show.
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That's so cool.
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You're doing a really good deed. Thank you.
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Don't thank me, pay me.
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So, how long has it been since you saw my mom?
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Um... well, not since that summer after graduation.
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I... I left town after that.
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I bet you have some pretty interesting stories
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about the two of you.
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Gentlemen don't reveal such things.
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Especially gentlemen... who are ladies.
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Where is he? Michael!
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I cannot believe you got her to change her mind.
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I can't believe Deb dated a drag queen.
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How'd they tell each other apart?
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At least now we know who taught her how to do her hair.
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You realize this officially makes your mother
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the biggest fag hag of all the time.
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First Vic,
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and then you, and now...
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her high school sweetheart. Oh, hi, Debbie.
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Hey, guys. Hi, baby.
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I hear your old boyfriend's in town.
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What the fuck's he talking about?
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I met someone that you used to know.
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Yeah? Who?
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Danny Devore.
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Danny Devore?
262
00:13:18,054 --> 00:13:20,907
Better known as... Divina Devore.
263
00:13:20,907 --> 00:13:23,221
Michael got her to agree
to perform at the Angel Ball.
264
00:13:23,259 --> 00:13:24,677
Yeah, thanks to you.
265
00:13:24,677 --> 00:13:26,112
What did I have to do with it?
266
00:13:26,112 --> 00:13:29,086
Oh, she said she couldn't possibly turn down
the son of her former flame.
267
00:13:29,097 --> 00:13:30,565
You shut your mouth.
268
00:13:30,565 --> 00:13:33,943
He had no right to talk to my kid
about my personal life.
269
00:13:33,952 --> 00:13:35,387
Well, he didn't say anything.
270
00:13:35,387 --> 00:13:37,339
He just said that you two used to go out.
271
00:13:37,339 --> 00:13:38,822
Yeah, it was like a million years ago.
272
00:13:38,822 --> 00:13:43,827
I wouldn't know him if I... fell over him.
273
00:13:43,827 --> 00:13:47,314
It's crazy.
274
00:14:10,235 --> 00:14:11,737
Shouldn't you be holding on to that?
275
00:14:11,737 --> 00:14:14,709
It doesn't much matter since it's my last one.
276
00:14:14,723 --> 00:14:17,174
Le Beau Geste.
277
00:14:17,174 --> 00:14:19,675
Sorely lacking in fiction since
the 19th century French novel.
278
00:14:19,677 --> 00:14:23,180
How noble of you to revive it.
279
00:14:23,180 --> 00:14:24,181
Fuck off.
280
00:14:24,665 --> 00:14:25,633
Did you find a job?
281
00:14:25,633 --> 00:14:29,052
I must've tried 20 restaurants. No one's hiring.
282
00:14:29,052 --> 00:14:30,487
What'd the financial aid office say?
283
00:14:30,487 --> 00:14:34,408
My fucking father makes too much money.
284
00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:38,912
Well, my offer still stands.
285
00:14:38,912 --> 00:14:40,913
So does my answer.
286
00:14:40,913 --> 00:14:42,915
I'm gonna do this on my own.
287
00:14:43,382 --> 00:14:46,371
Can you give me a hand?
288
00:14:49,371 --> 00:14:54,226
See? Some people know how to accept help.
289
00:14:55,226 --> 00:14:56,694
It looks like a good night.
290
00:14:56,694 --> 00:14:59,647
This is nothing compared to the weekend.
291
00:15:00,148 --> 00:15:01,582
Really?
292
00:15:01,582 --> 00:15:03,084
'Cause I've been looking for something, but...
293
00:15:03,584 --> 00:15:04,585
I mean, it really sucks out there.
294
00:15:04,585 --> 00:15:08,538
Why do you think I'm doing this?
295
00:15:08,538 --> 00:15:11,975
You know if they're looking for more dancers?
296
00:15:11,975 --> 00:15:13,477
Gary's always looking.
297
00:15:25,404 --> 00:15:26,906
Seeing what a dork I was?
298
00:15:27,390 --> 00:15:28,341
Oh, you weren't a dork.
299
00:15:28,341 --> 00:15:29,842
No, I was a dork.
300
00:15:29,842 --> 00:15:31,793
Fat chance.
301
00:15:32,277 --> 00:15:35,780
You have no idea how fat.
302
00:15:36,281 --> 00:15:37,282
No, you were more a dweeb.
303
00:15:37,282 --> 00:15:39,284
- Thanks.
- Brian,
304
00:15:39,284 --> 00:15:41,749
- on the other hand...
- I know, was a total turn-on.
305
00:15:41,753 --> 00:15:43,754
I was going to say spaz.
306
00:15:43,754 --> 00:15:47,191
Is a spaz better or worse than a dweeb?
307
00:15:47,191 --> 00:15:50,194
Oh... oh, far worse.
308
00:15:50,194 --> 00:15:53,645
Did I mention I have a thing for dweebs?
309
00:15:54,114 --> 00:15:57,617
Later. I wanted to check out
my mom's old stuff.
310
00:15:57,617 --> 00:15:59,552
Ah, well, wait.
311
00:15:59,552 --> 00:16:01,554
That's kind of personal, isn't it?
312
00:16:01,554 --> 00:16:04,547
Well, she never really told me much, you know.
313
00:16:04,557 --> 00:16:06,559
Every time I'd ask about back then,
314
00:16:06,559 --> 00:16:09,561
she'd say, "I did my homework
and listened to my folks.
315
00:16:09,561 --> 00:16:10,996
And you should do the same."
316
00:16:12,998 --> 00:16:15,500
She must've been a cheerleader.
317
00:16:16,501 --> 00:16:18,503
Or maybe those were Vic's.
318
00:16:22,456 --> 00:16:24,458
Oh...
319
00:16:24,458 --> 00:16:28,446
Her yearbook.
320
00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:31,449
Check out the girls' hairdos.
321
00:16:31,449 --> 00:16:33,450
Yeah.
322
00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:34,901
Really...
323
00:16:35,402 --> 00:16:36,403
boring.
324
00:16:36,403 --> 00:16:38,338
Really straight.
325
00:16:38,338 --> 00:16:39,839
Where's your mom?
326
00:16:39,839 --> 00:16:41,341
Um...
327
00:16:41,841 --> 00:16:43,843
Grassi, Grassi, Grassi. Gra...
328
00:16:43,843 --> 00:16:45,844
Deborah Jean Grassi.
329
00:16:45,844 --> 00:16:48,280
Like Divina said, mom was a real looker.
330
00:16:48,280 --> 00:16:49,281
Yeah.
331
00:16:49,281 --> 00:16:52,718
Wonder what he looked like.
332
00:16:52,718 --> 00:16:54,720
What comes after "spaz"?
333
00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:57,722
Oh, "scary".
334
00:16:57,722 --> 00:17:01,225
So... Decarlo, Dietrich...
335
00:17:01,225 --> 00:17:06,714
Danny Devore.
336
00:17:06,714 --> 00:17:08,216
What?
337
00:17:08,716 --> 00:17:11,718
He's kind of cute.
338
00:17:11,718 --> 00:17:14,749
If you have a thing for dweebs.
339
00:17:28,651 --> 00:17:30,636
They said I should talk to you about a job.
340
00:17:31,087 --> 00:17:32,088
Doing what?
341
00:17:32,088 --> 00:17:33,522
Dancing.
342
00:17:33,522 --> 00:17:36,474
Ever dance professionally?
343
00:17:36,474 --> 00:17:39,077
No, but I... I dance here all the time.
344
00:17:39,087 --> 00:17:43,898
Yeah, you and 1,000 other queers.
What makes you special?
345
00:17:43,898 --> 00:17:44,899
I was King of Babylon.
346
00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:48,886
Who wasn't? Sorry, your majesty.
347
00:17:48,886 --> 00:17:50,387
I don't have any positions open.
348
00:17:50,387 --> 00:17:52,490
I'm sure that if you saw me...
349
00:17:52,595 --> 00:17:55,374
Hey, I'm busy.
350
00:18:12,374 --> 00:18:15,377
One dance, that's all.
351
00:18:15,877 --> 00:18:19,881
If I suck, you can kick my ass out.
352
00:18:19,881 --> 00:18:21,883
You don't have much of a body.
353
00:18:21,883 --> 00:18:26,387
No pecs, no abs, no biceps.
354
00:18:26,887 --> 00:18:29,390
I have a great ass, and I'm blonde.
355
00:18:29,390 --> 00:18:32,893
You have no idea how far that gets me.
356
00:18:35,895 --> 00:18:39,883
One dance. Make it good.
357
00:19:00,585 --> 00:19:03,087
Try not to step on my wontons.
358
00:19:03,087 --> 00:19:04,589
He said I'd be pulling anywhere
359
00:19:04,589 --> 00:19:06,591
from 2 to 300 a night.
360
00:19:06,591 --> 00:19:09,043
Well, that'd better be all you're pulling,
young man.
361
00:19:09,043 --> 00:19:11,546
And remember, you still have your school work to do.
362
00:19:11,546 --> 00:19:14,047
And what if I don't?
363
00:19:14,047 --> 00:19:17,050
You'll have to be spanked.
364
00:19:17,551 --> 00:19:22,055
Yeah, just try it.
365
00:19:25,558 --> 00:19:27,059
Down. Stop!
366
00:19:27,059 --> 00:19:28,561
- You like it.
- Ow!
367
00:19:28,561 --> 00:19:31,447
I was kidding! Stop, stop.
368
00:19:31,447 --> 00:19:34,917
Oh, yeah! Daddy, don't hurt me too bad.
369
00:19:35,417 --> 00:19:36,852
Oh...
370
00:19:37,353 --> 00:19:39,354
- Jesus.
- Oh, note to self:
371
00:19:39,854 --> 00:19:41,856
Make sure to lock the fucking door.
372
00:19:41,856 --> 00:19:44,792
I don't care. I'm going to ask him anyway.
373
00:19:45,276 --> 00:19:46,277
Kung pao chicken?
374
00:19:46,277 --> 00:19:47,779
You're wasting your time.
375
00:19:47,779 --> 00:19:49,180
Spicy bean curd?
376
00:19:49,180 --> 00:19:50,647
Whenever we ask him to do something,
377
00:19:50,647 --> 00:19:52,149
he systematically turns us down.
378
00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:53,617
Ask me what?
379
00:19:53,617 --> 00:19:55,552
I want you to be my husband.
380
00:19:56,053 --> 00:19:57,054
You already have one.
381
00:19:57,054 --> 00:19:58,038
It's for Gus.
382
00:19:58,038 --> 00:20:00,943
He got rejected by the Centre for Early Development.
383
00:20:01,408 --> 00:20:03,359
And we think it's because he's got two moms.
384
00:20:03,359 --> 00:20:08,804
So, now you want to pass him off as
the product of a happy hetero home life?
385
00:20:08,814 --> 00:20:09,815
Fuck that shit.
386
00:20:10,299 --> 00:20:11,907
I told you, he's a total heterophobe.
387
00:20:11,918 --> 00:20:12,858
That's true, he is.
388
00:20:12,868 --> 00:20:14,337
It's true, I am.
389
00:20:14,337 --> 00:20:17,289
Brian, you know I would never ask you
to compromise your values.
390
00:20:17,289 --> 00:20:18,223
Such as they are.
391
00:20:18,223 --> 00:20:19,674
But you've always said,
392
00:20:19,674 --> 00:20:22,627
"It's not lying if they make you lie."
393
00:20:22,627 --> 00:20:24,563
You want Gus to have the same advantages
394
00:20:24,563 --> 00:20:28,349
as kids who've got a mommy and a daddy, don't you?
395
00:20:28,349 --> 00:20:30,351
You want him to go to the best schools,
receive the best education?
396
00:20:30,351 --> 00:20:31,852
Then you've to help us make sure
397
00:20:31,852 --> 00:20:35,289
5hat despite what other people
might think of us,
398
00:20:35,289 --> 00:20:37,741
he's not the one who suffers.
399
00:20:37,741 --> 00:20:39,159
So we found another school.
400
00:20:39,659 --> 00:20:42,614
And we have an appointment tomorrow.
401
00:20:44,614 --> 00:20:48,117
- How long did they go out for?
- I can't remember.
402
00:20:48,117 --> 00:20:50,620
- Was it serious?
- How do I know?
403
00:20:50,620 --> 00:20:53,622
- Did she love him?
- She didn't say.
404
00:20:53,622 --> 00:20:55,624
Didn't say? There's nothing mom doesn't say.
405
00:20:55,624 --> 00:20:58,126
Look, Michael, it was a long time ago.
406
00:20:58,126 --> 00:21:00,545
Why don't you ask her?
407
00:21:00,545 --> 00:21:02,547
Ask me what?
408
00:21:02,547 --> 00:21:05,499
About Danny Devore.
409
00:21:05,499 --> 00:21:09,804
Christ. I haven't heard his name
mentioned in 30 years,
410
00:21:09,804 --> 00:21:12,173
and now, all of a sudden, it's all I hear.
411
00:21:12,673 --> 00:21:14,625
I saw his picture in your yearbook.
412
00:21:14,625 --> 00:21:16,576
Who the hell told you you could be looking
in my yearbook?
413
00:21:16,576 --> 00:21:18,578
You never said I couldn't.
414
00:21:18,578 --> 00:21:20,080
It's just that this picture of him,
415
00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:22,015
it looks a lot like me.
416
00:21:22,015 --> 00:21:22,999
What are you talking about?
417
00:21:22,999 --> 00:21:25,001
It doesn't look the least bit like you.
418
00:21:25,001 --> 00:21:28,921
You don't even have your reading glasses on.
419
00:21:28,921 --> 00:21:33,425
Fine. Make me feel older than I already do.
420
00:21:33,425 --> 00:21:35,363
There.
421
00:21:37,363 --> 00:21:40,332
I still don't see it. Vic, do you see it?
422
00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:42,333
Can't say I do.
423
00:21:42,333 --> 00:21:43,835
Ah, come on.
424
00:21:43,835 --> 00:21:46,337
We have the same eyes, the same nose,
the same mouth.
425
00:21:46,337 --> 00:21:47,839
Tell me that's not my chin.
426
00:21:48,339 --> 00:21:49,257
Not even close.
427
00:21:49,257 --> 00:21:50,758
And trust me, I know chins.
428
00:21:51,259 --> 00:21:53,760
I have several of them.
429
00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:56,196
Ma, I just want you to tell me.
430
00:21:56,196 --> 00:21:57,698
Tell you what?
431
00:21:58,198 --> 00:22:00,701
Why Danny Devore and I look so much alike.
432
00:22:00,701 --> 00:22:02,169
I've got to put the clothes in the dryer.
433
00:22:02,169 --> 00:22:03,670
Stay right there.
434
00:22:03,670 --> 00:22:05,639
What are you getting at?
435
00:22:05,639 --> 00:22:08,140
He said that you went out summer after graduation.
436
00:22:08,140 --> 00:22:09,141
That was 1969.
437
00:22:09,642 --> 00:22:12,561
I was born March, 1970.
438
00:22:14,063 --> 00:22:17,066
I don't believe what I'm hearing.
439
00:22:17,066 --> 00:22:20,568
Are you asking me if some old drag queen
440
00:22:20,568 --> 00:22:25,006
that I once knew in high school is your father?
441
00:22:25,006 --> 00:22:26,975
You know who your father is.
442
00:22:26,975 --> 00:22:29,394
This is your father.
443
00:22:29,394 --> 00:22:32,830
John Michael Novotny.
444
00:22:32,830 --> 00:22:34,798
Lieutenant in the U.S. Army.
445
00:22:34,798 --> 00:22:37,735
Died in Vietnam, April 10th, 1970.
446
00:22:37,735 --> 00:22:39,737
- Two weeks after you were born.
- Two weeks after I was born.
447
00:22:39,737 --> 00:22:40,738
I know.
448
00:22:40,738 --> 00:22:42,723
You told me a million times...
449
00:22:42,723 --> 00:22:44,223
that this guy in this picture,
450
00:22:44,223 --> 00:22:46,676
who doesn't even look like me, is my dad.
451
00:22:46,676 --> 00:22:48,611
But that's all you've told me.
452
00:22:48,611 --> 00:22:50,613
Well, what else do you want to know?
453
00:22:50,613 --> 00:22:52,031
Well, who are my grandparents?
454
00:22:52,031 --> 00:22:52,965
They're dead.
455
00:22:53,466 --> 00:22:54,400
Aunts and uncles?
456
00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:55,834
There weren't any.
457
00:22:55,834 --> 00:22:57,302
So, he was just a war hero?
458
00:22:57,302 --> 00:22:59,254
"Just"?
459
00:22:59,254 --> 00:23:02,674
They awarded him the purple heart.
460
00:23:02,674 --> 00:23:04,092
He was on a rescue mission,
461
00:23:04,576 --> 00:23:05,577
carving his way through the jungle
462
00:23:05,577 --> 00:23:07,079
when a land mine exploded.
463
00:23:07,579 --> 00:23:09,580
You said it was a jeep accident.
464
00:23:09,580 --> 00:23:12,516
He was carving his way in a jeep...
465
00:23:12,516 --> 00:23:14,518
when it ran over a land mine.
466
00:23:14,518 --> 00:23:16,454
You can't even keep the goddamn story straight.
467
00:23:16,937 --> 00:23:18,422
Stop confusing me!
468
00:23:18,422 --> 00:23:20,907
Look, it was a long time ago.
It doesn't matter now.
469
00:23:20,907 --> 00:23:22,909
I just want to know the truth.
470
00:23:23,410 --> 00:23:25,912
Are you calling me a liar?
471
00:23:25,912 --> 00:23:27,914
Your own mother?
472
00:23:27,914 --> 00:23:29,916
I told you who your father was,
473
00:23:30,417 --> 00:23:33,781
and I expect you to believe me.
474
00:23:47,265 --> 00:23:49,767
Gonna go see grandma?
475
00:23:49,767 --> 00:23:51,739
Just promise me you'll behave.
476
00:23:51,753 --> 00:23:54,255
I won't mention dick, if you don't mention pussy.
477
00:23:54,255 --> 00:23:55,757
You know what I mean.
478
00:23:55,757 --> 00:23:56,958
I don't want you getting into one of your moods and...
479
00:23:56,978 --> 00:23:58,759
Hey, I want the homo-haters to like our kid
480
00:23:58,759 --> 00:24:00,761
just as much as you do.
481
00:24:00,761 --> 00:24:02,262
You look very handsome in that suit.
482
00:24:02,262 --> 00:24:04,748
Well, I took a bath and everything.
483
00:24:04,748 --> 00:24:08,251
This is it. Don't be nervous.
484
00:24:08,251 --> 00:24:14,206
If my heart rate was any lower, I'd be dead.
485
00:24:14,206 --> 00:24:18,711
Ooh...
486
00:24:18,711 --> 00:24:20,212
Hi. Bye.
487
00:24:20,212 --> 00:24:23,214
- Oh, hello.
- Hello, we're the, uh....
488
00:24:23,214 --> 00:24:25,717
- The Kinneys?
- Who?
489
00:24:25,717 --> 00:24:29,220
- Uh, uh, Mr. and Mrs. Kinney?
- Right!
490
00:24:29,721 --> 00:24:31,723
Sometimes she forgets. Don't you, honey?
491
00:24:31,723 --> 00:24:33,725
I didn't forget. He's such a kidder.
492
00:24:33,725 --> 00:24:35,225
Oh, oh, please.
493
00:24:35,225 --> 00:24:43,233
Uh, I'll tell Ms. Harper you're here.
494
00:24:51,724 --> 00:24:55,628
I told you to behave...
495
00:24:56,128 --> 00:24:59,120
Well, you could send me to the Principal's
office but I'm already here.
496
00:24:59,130 --> 00:25:01,099
This is all so strange.
497
00:25:01,099 --> 00:25:03,101
I mean, I always knew one day I'd have a child.
498
00:25:03,101 --> 00:25:05,604
Like Gus. And he'd go to a school, like this one.
499
00:25:06,104 --> 00:25:08,607
But I never imagined it to be like this.
500
00:25:08,607 --> 00:25:11,575
Well, there's no predicting.
501
00:25:11,575 --> 00:25:13,077
Oops, I said "dick",
502
00:25:13,077 --> 00:25:14,995
Didn't I?
503
00:25:14,995 --> 00:25:18,901
Can't you be serious, for even a minute?
504
00:25:21,001 --> 00:25:25,955
You're on.
505
00:25:25,955 --> 00:25:28,458
In fact, there was even a time...
506
00:25:28,458 --> 00:25:30,960
when we first met...
507
00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:34,965
that I thought this could've been the reality.
508
00:25:36,465 --> 00:25:39,968
Did you ever feel that way?
509
00:25:40,469 --> 00:25:44,406
No.
510
00:25:44,406 --> 00:25:48,910
Well, you wanted me to be serious, I...
511
00:25:49,410 --> 00:25:53,915
that doesn't mean I don't love you.
512
00:25:53,915 --> 00:25:56,367
Mr. And Mrs. Kinney?
513
00:25:56,367 --> 00:25:58,369
- Oh. Minute's up.
- Oh... yeah.
514
00:25:58,870 --> 00:26:00,304
Oh, please, don't be embarrassed.
515
00:26:00,304 --> 00:26:03,905
It's always nice to see young parents
expressing affection.
516
00:26:04,224 --> 00:26:05,225
And I think it's important for children
517
00:26:05,225 --> 00:26:08,094
to see that too, don't you agree?
518
00:26:08,094 --> 00:26:09,596
Come into my office, please,
519
00:26:09,596 --> 00:26:12,003
and we'll discuss Gus' future.
520
00:26:18,003 --> 00:26:20,506
I'd never, in a million years, know it was you.
521
00:26:20,506 --> 00:26:23,993
30 years is a long time.
522
00:26:23,993 --> 00:26:25,927
Try 31.
523
00:26:25,927 --> 00:26:26,928
But who's counting?
524
00:26:26,928 --> 00:26:29,316
So, come on in.
525
00:26:31,316 --> 00:26:32,317
Can I fix you a drink?
526
00:26:32,817 --> 00:26:35,824
No. No, thanks.
527
00:26:40,824 --> 00:26:43,327
- God, you got more shit than I do.
- These days,
528
00:26:43,827 --> 00:26:45,829
it takes a little longer to look fabulous.
529
00:26:45,829 --> 00:26:49,333
Tell me about it.
530
00:26:49,833 --> 00:26:55,338
- Is this real?
- Honey, I wish.
531
00:26:55,338 --> 00:26:59,842
So, how are you doing, my Divina?
532
00:27:03,328 --> 00:27:05,280
That's what you called me in high school.
533
00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:07,215
Now, your son tells me you work at the diner
534
00:27:07,215 --> 00:27:10,151
and Vic was sick, and now he's better.
535
00:27:10,151 --> 00:27:11,653
30 years in a nutshell.
536
00:27:12,137 --> 00:27:15,472
- 31.
- Yeah.
537
00:27:15,472 --> 00:27:20,894
Michael... is a very nice young man.
538
00:27:21,395 --> 00:27:22,396
I'm very proud of him.
539
00:27:22,396 --> 00:27:24,365
And I would be too.
540
00:27:24,365 --> 00:27:29,302
He's polite, caring, good looking.
541
00:27:29,302 --> 00:27:33,256
In fact, he reminded me a lot of someone I used to know.
542
00:27:33,256 --> 00:27:34,741
Only at first,
543
00:27:34,741 --> 00:27:36,676
I couldn't figure out who it was.
544
00:27:36,676 --> 00:27:40,128
Then when I discovered that you're his mother, i realized...
545
00:27:40,128 --> 00:27:42,130
I was looking at myself.
546
00:27:42,631 --> 00:27:44,633
In a mirror, through time.
547
00:27:44,633 --> 00:27:49,504
Why didn't you ever tell me?
548
00:27:50,005 --> 00:27:53,874
You'd already left town.
549
00:27:53,874 --> 00:27:57,378
Run off to the big city to be a star.
550
00:27:57,378 --> 00:27:58,879
What was I supposed to do? Call you up
551
00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:00,331
and say, "Hey!
552
00:28:00,345 --> 00:28:03,267
Guess what? You're a dad.
553
00:28:03,267 --> 00:28:09,205
Come back and marry me."
554
00:28:09,706 --> 00:28:12,208
So, you decided to have him on your own,
555
00:28:12,208 --> 00:28:15,128
raise him on your own.
556
00:28:15,628 --> 00:28:19,631
Must've taken a lot of courage.
557
00:28:19,631 --> 00:28:24,103
It was the easiest decision I ever made.
558
00:28:24,103 --> 00:28:28,607
Who'd you tell him his father was?
559
00:28:28,607 --> 00:28:32,610
A soldier who'd died in Vietnam.
560
00:28:32,610 --> 00:28:36,550
I picked his name out of the newspaper,
from a list of the dead.
561
00:28:39,550 --> 00:28:41,502
I even changed my own name.
562
00:28:41,985 --> 00:28:44,454
You went to a lot of trouble
563
00:28:44,454 --> 00:28:45,956
to make sure he'd never find out.
564
00:28:45,956 --> 00:28:48,458
I wanted him to have a hero.
565
00:28:48,942 --> 00:28:54,397
And I could never be that.
566
00:28:54,397 --> 00:28:57,867
It wasn't so much that you were gay, Danny.
567
00:28:58,367 --> 00:28:59,819
I always...
568
00:28:59,819 --> 00:29:05,674
Kind of suspected. In fact, that's
probably why I liked you.
569
00:29:05,674 --> 00:29:08,177
It's that you lied to me.
570
00:29:09,177 --> 00:29:11,179
You weren't the only one.
571
00:29:11,179 --> 00:29:14,182
I lied to myself as well.
572
00:29:14,682 --> 00:29:17,652
I wanted to be something I wasn't.
573
00:29:17,652 --> 00:29:20,654
Well, you sure as hell succeeded.
574
00:29:21,155 --> 00:29:25,596
And he sure as hell didn't need to know
that his dad was a drag queen.
575
00:29:25,609 --> 00:29:29,101
And now he's found your goddamn picture
in the yearbook.
576
00:29:29,113 --> 00:29:34,550
And he's put two and two together.
577
00:29:34,550 --> 00:29:37,452
And knowing him, he's coming here
to talk to you any minute.
578
00:29:37,463 --> 00:29:41,495
- Christ, what do I tell him?
- Hell if I know.
579
00:29:41,507 --> 00:29:43,509
Well, I'm sure if you explained, that he'd understand.
580
00:29:43,509 --> 00:29:50,398
What, that I've lied to him his entire life?
581
00:29:50,398 --> 00:29:52,901
He'll never trust me again.
582
00:29:52,901 --> 00:29:56,792
And I wouldn't blame him.
583
00:30:01,792 --> 00:30:04,245
We were with her almost two and a half hours.
584
00:30:04,245 --> 00:30:06,747
She seemed really impressed.
585
00:30:06,747 --> 00:30:08,249
Well, that's a good sign, isn't it?
586
00:30:08,249 --> 00:30:10,372
I hope so.
587
00:30:16,873 --> 00:30:19,876
Christ, I hate these heels.
588
00:30:20,376 --> 00:30:22,379
Baby, come here.
589
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,802
That's nice.
590
00:30:29,802 --> 00:30:31,303
And Brian behaved himself?
591
00:30:31,303 --> 00:30:32,805
More than behaved.
592
00:30:33,304 --> 00:30:34,806
He was charming and attentive.
593
00:30:34,806 --> 00:30:37,742
I hope not too attentive.
594
00:30:37,742 --> 00:30:41,245
He complimented the school up the wazoo.
595
00:30:41,245 --> 00:30:44,248
Everything was perfect.
596
00:30:44,248 --> 00:30:46,633
So, why suddenly the long face?
597
00:30:46,633 --> 00:30:48,135
It should've been you and me in there.
598
00:30:50,137 --> 00:30:53,590
Whatever it takes.
599
00:30:53,590 --> 00:30:56,092
- Besides, it was your idea.
- I know.
600
00:30:56,092 --> 00:30:59,512
It seemed like a good one at the time, but...
601
00:30:59,512 --> 00:31:01,514
now, I don't know.
602
00:31:01,514 --> 00:31:05,000
Hey, don't worry about it.
603
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:07,986
Sometimes the ends actually do justify the means.
604
00:31:09,388 --> 00:31:10,855
Besides, the important thing is...
605
00:31:10,855 --> 00:31:12,857
is that Gus has the same chance
as every other kid.
606
00:31:17,362 --> 00:31:19,364
- Yello?
- May I speak with Mrs. Kinney?
607
00:31:19,364 --> 00:31:21,366
- Who?
- Mrs. Kinney.
608
00:31:21,366 --> 00:31:22,866
Oh... yes,
609
00:31:23,367 --> 00:31:25,352
hang on.
610
00:31:25,352 --> 00:31:28,822
Mrs. Kinney.
611
00:31:28,822 --> 00:31:30,824
Hello?
612
00:31:30,824 --> 00:31:32,276
Ms. Harper.
613
00:31:32,776 --> 00:31:34,778
Yes, thank you.
614
00:31:34,778 --> 00:31:36,279
Oh, Mel and I... I mean...
615
00:31:36,279 --> 00:31:38,764
Brian and I felt the same way.
616
00:31:38,764 --> 00:31:41,267
We would be so pleased if Gus was enrolled in...
617
00:31:41,267 --> 00:31:44,704
What?
618
00:31:44,704 --> 00:31:50,208
Uh-huh.
619
00:31:50,208 --> 00:31:51,209
Uh-huh.
620
00:31:51,209 --> 00:31:54,179
"Uh-huh", what?
621
00:31:54,179 --> 00:31:56,681
I understand.
622
00:31:56,681 --> 00:31:58,183
Well, uh...
623
00:31:58,183 --> 00:32:02,186
thank you for calling.
624
00:32:03,187 --> 00:32:04,688
What? What'd she say?
625
00:32:04,688 --> 00:32:08,627
- He didn't get in.
- What?
626
00:32:09,627 --> 00:32:11,111
He didn't get in.
627
00:32:11,111 --> 00:32:14,063
- Oh, God...
- Ms. Harper called with her apologies.
628
00:32:14,063 --> 00:32:16,065
She thought my husband
and I were absolutely charming
629
00:32:16,065 --> 00:32:18,067
and they would love to have Gus, but...
630
00:32:18,067 --> 00:32:19,953
So, what's the problem?
631
00:32:19,953 --> 00:32:21,454
They only had one spot open
632
00:32:21,955 --> 00:32:24,957
and they gave it to another child...
633
00:32:24,957 --> 00:32:28,377
with same-sex parents.
634
00:32:28,377 --> 00:32:31,748
Are you shitting me?
635
00:32:32,748 --> 00:32:34,249
The board decided
636
00:32:34,249 --> 00:32:36,752
that the student population
had to be more diversified.
637
00:32:36,752 --> 00:32:38,252
Well, we're going to sue.
638
00:32:38,252 --> 00:32:39,754
This is discrimination.
639
00:32:39,754 --> 00:32:43,691
Against who? Heterosexuals?
640
00:32:50,046 --> 00:32:51,517
You think this is funny?
641
00:32:51,531 --> 00:32:54,517
I think it's hilarious!
642
00:32:54,517 --> 00:32:57,954
Oh, wait till Brian hears.
643
00:32:57,954 --> 00:33:00,390
What are we going to do now?
644
00:33:00,390 --> 00:33:02,891
I'm going to take a bath.
645
00:33:03,392 --> 00:33:04,893
And first thing tomorrow,
646
00:33:04,893 --> 00:33:08,330
we're going to look for another school.
647
00:33:08,330 --> 00:33:09,331
And this time,
648
00:33:09,832 --> 00:33:13,285
Gus' parents, Lindsay and Melanie,
649
00:33:13,285 --> 00:33:16,741
will go to the interview.
650
00:33:19,741 --> 00:33:22,176
Come on, rub my other foot.
651
00:33:22,176 --> 00:33:24,112
I'll rub your other foot,
652
00:33:24,112 --> 00:33:26,613
I'll tell you I'm going to rub.
653
00:33:26,613 --> 00:33:27,616
Oh!
654
00:33:56,141 --> 00:33:57,642
When I was in school,
655
00:33:57,642 --> 00:34:01,146
I had a part-time job walking people's dogs.
656
00:34:01,146 --> 00:34:03,148
Who knew you could make money wagging your tail?
657
00:34:15,059 --> 00:34:17,026
Some turnout, huh?
658
00:34:17,527 --> 00:34:19,479
- Congratulations, baby.
- Thank you,
659
00:34:19,979 --> 00:34:22,982
but I owe it all to Michael for delivering Divina.
660
00:34:23,483 --> 00:34:24,484
There you go. Thanks.
661
00:34:24,984 --> 00:34:25,985
Oh, show's about to start.
662
00:34:28,987 --> 00:34:30,972
See ya.
663
00:34:31,473 --> 00:34:34,476
Aren't you going to stay?
664
00:34:34,476 --> 00:34:35,477
Hey, are you sticking around?
665
00:34:35,477 --> 00:34:36,978
I thought you were his number one fan.
666
00:34:37,462 --> 00:34:38,964
Just leave me alone.
667
00:34:38,964 --> 00:34:41,916
How can somebody put on an act
like that all these years?
668
00:34:41,916 --> 00:34:43,384
I'd rather have a high colonic
669
00:34:43,384 --> 00:34:44,885
than hear some old queen do "Rose's turn".
670
00:34:44,885 --> 00:34:49,323
I mean my mother.
671
00:34:49,323 --> 00:34:50,324
You don't know for sure.
672
00:34:50,324 --> 00:34:52,259
That my mom lied to me?
673
00:34:52,259 --> 00:34:54,761
That my father's not a war hero, he's...
674
00:34:54,761 --> 00:34:57,714
Judy Garland?
675
00:34:57,714 --> 00:35:00,720
Would you prefer Bette Davis?
676
00:35:04,721 --> 00:35:06,221
Maybe I should just forget it.
677
00:35:06,221 --> 00:35:07,723
And now, ladies and gentlemen,
678
00:35:08,223 --> 00:35:10,692
ladies who are gentlemen,
gentlemen who are ladies
679
00:35:10,692 --> 00:35:13,645
and anyone else that management
sincerely regrets having omitted,
680
00:35:13,645 --> 00:35:16,081
The Angel Ball welcomes its favourite angel,
681
00:35:16,081 --> 00:35:19,517
Pittsburgh's own miss Divina Devore.
682
00:35:32,462 --> 00:35:34,965
Look up there!
683
00:36:06,644 --> 00:36:08,629
Ooh, Pittsburgh.
684
00:36:26,896 --> 00:36:28,898
Michael.
685
00:36:28,898 --> 00:36:30,399
- May I come in?
- Well, I...
686
00:36:30,900 --> 00:36:32,901
usually don't undress in front of men
I barely know,
687
00:36:32,901 --> 00:36:36,404
but, in your case, I'll make an exception.
688
00:36:36,404 --> 00:36:39,407
How'd it go? Did "Angels over Pittsburgh"
689
00:36:39,407 --> 00:36:41,910
make buckets of bucks?
690
00:36:41,910 --> 00:36:43,411
Enough to bail them out for a while.
691
00:36:43,411 --> 00:36:44,411
It was great of you to help.
692
00:36:44,411 --> 00:36:47,813
- Well, it's the last benefit I'll ever do.
- Somehow I doubt that.
693
00:36:47,898 --> 00:36:50,868
Well...
694
00:36:50,868 --> 00:36:52,870
you take care of yourself, Michael.
695
00:36:52,870 --> 00:36:54,371
It was nice to meet you.
696
00:36:54,872 --> 00:36:56,363
Actually, I have another favour.
697
00:36:56,373 --> 00:36:58,808
Oh, for... heaven's sake,
698
00:36:58,808 --> 00:37:01,311
haven't we done enough for humanity?
699
00:37:01,311 --> 00:37:05,315
Any more and... and I'll be irritable all week.
700
00:37:05,315 --> 00:37:06,816
It's not charity.
701
00:37:06,816 --> 00:37:09,785
Although you'd be helping me out a lot if you'd look at this.
702
00:37:10,285 --> 00:37:12,721
It's your old high school yearbook.
703
00:37:12,721 --> 00:37:18,710
And this is you.
704
00:37:18,710 --> 00:37:20,712
Oh, my God.
705
00:37:20,712 --> 00:37:23,214
I haven't seen that in 30...
706
00:37:23,214 --> 00:37:25,216
make that 18 years.
707
00:37:25,216 --> 00:37:27,151
Notice any resemblance?
708
00:37:27,635 --> 00:37:30,087
Yeah. It's unmistakable.
709
00:37:30,087 --> 00:37:33,574
I look exactly like Tom Cruise.
710
00:37:33,574 --> 00:37:35,992
I meant to me.
711
00:37:35,992 --> 00:37:37,496
You.
712
00:37:39,496 --> 00:37:41,498
Well, I appreciate the flattery,
713
00:37:41,498 --> 00:37:44,000
but frankly, no. I don't see it.
714
00:37:44,501 --> 00:37:46,002
How can you miss it?
715
00:37:46,002 --> 00:37:47,503
I mean, the way you looked back then,
the way I look now.
716
00:37:47,503 --> 00:37:50,005
I mean, we're practically identical twins.
717
00:37:50,005 --> 00:37:51,941
Well, I suppose if you squint
718
00:37:52,441 --> 00:37:54,944
there's a slight resemblance. But so what?
719
00:37:54,944 --> 00:37:57,947
Here, help me with this zipper.
720
00:37:57,947 --> 00:37:59,447
I asked for a dresser,
721
00:37:59,948 --> 00:38:04,852
- and they're too goddamn cheap...
- Are you my father?
722
00:38:04,852 --> 00:38:07,305
This is a fine time to ask.
723
00:38:07,805 --> 00:38:09,807
As you're helping me out of my gown.
724
00:38:09,807 --> 00:38:11,308
You were seeing my mother then.
725
00:38:11,308 --> 00:38:13,310
The timing is exactly right for you to have...
726
00:38:13,310 --> 00:38:14,745
Knocked her up?
727
00:38:15,245 --> 00:38:18,248
First, I would've had to have gotten it up.
728
00:38:18,248 --> 00:38:20,751
What, you mean, you and she never...
729
00:38:20,751 --> 00:38:22,753
Look at me.
730
00:38:22,753 --> 00:38:24,253
Do I look like the kind of guy
731
00:38:24,253 --> 00:38:28,174
who goes around banging babes?
732
00:38:28,174 --> 00:38:30,610
Your mother was hardly my type.
733
00:38:30,610 --> 00:38:32,612
But you said she was beautiful
734
00:38:32,612 --> 00:38:34,614
And that back then you used
to bat for the other team.
735
00:38:35,114 --> 00:38:36,615
Drag queens are notorious liars,
736
00:38:36,615 --> 00:38:39,551
everyone knows that.
737
00:38:39,551 --> 00:38:42,053
So, what does your mother say?
738
00:38:42,053 --> 00:38:45,034
She says my father is this big war hero.
739
00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:48,475
So, why don't you believe that?
740
00:38:48,475 --> 00:38:50,477
Because the story keeps changing, and the...
741
00:38:50,477 --> 00:38:53,981
there's only one picture,
and the guy doesn't even look like me.
742
00:38:54,481 --> 00:38:56,483
Look, i'm not making any demands.
743
00:38:56,483 --> 00:38:58,485
I'm not even asking that we stay in touch,
744
00:38:58,485 --> 00:39:01,490
I just want to know the truth.
745
00:39:04,490 --> 00:39:06,993
Michael, may I...
746
00:39:06,993 --> 00:39:10,932
tell you the one truth I've learned
in all my years?
747
00:39:13,432 --> 00:39:15,934
The truth...
748
00:39:15,934 --> 00:39:19,356
is what you choose to believe.
749
00:39:21,356 --> 00:39:22,357
When I'm on stage,
750
00:39:22,357 --> 00:39:27,311
people believe I'm Divina Devore.
751
00:39:27,311 --> 00:39:30,314
Not because I'm a great female impersonator,
752
00:39:30,314 --> 00:39:33,234
but because they want to.
753
00:39:33,234 --> 00:39:35,236
What does it have to do with
whether you're my father,
754
00:39:35,236 --> 00:39:38,738
or if my mother lied to me?
755
00:39:39,239 --> 00:39:40,740
Your mother...
756
00:39:40,740 --> 00:39:43,743
gave you something to believe in.
757
00:39:43,743 --> 00:39:45,245
A hero.
758
00:39:45,245 --> 00:39:47,747
A father you could be proud of.
759
00:39:48,248 --> 00:39:51,750
Because she loves you.
760
00:39:51,750 --> 00:39:54,753
That's the truth.
761
00:39:54,753 --> 00:39:59,258
Whether you choose to believe it or not...
762
00:39:59,258 --> 00:40:01,764
is up to you.
763
00:40:27,166 --> 00:40:28,167
Still here?
764
00:40:28,167 --> 00:40:31,070
So, how did I do?
765
00:40:31,070 --> 00:40:32,571
Not bad...
766
00:40:32,571 --> 00:40:35,493
for your first time.
767
00:40:37,493 --> 00:40:40,945
But, the tips suck.
768
00:40:40,945 --> 00:40:42,447
What were you expecting?
769
00:40:42,947 --> 00:40:45,950
More than I make working at the diner.
770
00:40:45,950 --> 00:40:48,887
Well, you need to dance on the bar.
771
00:40:48,887 --> 00:40:49,888
How do I do that?
772
00:40:50,355 --> 00:40:52,322
Look, you gotta work your way up.
773
00:40:52,322 --> 00:40:53,323
Maybe in six months.
774
00:40:53,824 --> 00:40:56,760
Six months?
775
00:40:56,760 --> 00:40:59,913
I need money now to pay for school.
776
00:41:00,214 --> 00:41:03,671
That is a problem.
777
00:41:08,671 --> 00:41:12,091
Tell you what.
778
00:41:12,091 --> 00:41:16,400
You give me some time,
I'll give you some time.
779
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:24,352
No, thanks.
780
00:41:24,352 --> 00:41:26,855
Up to you. Oh, but if you change your mind
781
00:41:26,855 --> 00:41:28,856
and decide you want to make, say...
782
00:41:28,856 --> 00:41:32,835
a couple of thou' a month, let me know.
783
00:42:49,781 --> 00:42:52,750
Still up?
784
00:42:53,251 --> 00:42:56,255
Yeah, I'm doing my homework.
785
00:42:58,755 --> 00:43:00,257
It's late.
786
00:43:00,257 --> 00:43:02,759
I had to talk to the boss.
787
00:43:05,762 --> 00:43:09,682
He said starting tomorrow I could dance on the bar.
788
00:43:09,682 --> 00:43:12,185
After only one night?
789
00:43:12,185 --> 00:43:16,570
I told you I can take care of myself.
790
00:43:31,570 --> 00:43:34,981
Yeah, I guess you can.
791
00:43:52,989 --> 00:43:55,942
Ma, what are you doing up so late?
792
00:43:56,442 --> 00:43:58,944
Um... couldn't sleep.
793
00:43:58,944 --> 00:44:00,896
What about you?
794
00:44:00,896 --> 00:44:03,832
Same.
795
00:44:03,832 --> 00:44:06,818
I came to return this.
796
00:44:07,319 --> 00:44:09,754
You can have it.
797
00:44:09,754 --> 00:44:11,756
What are you doing?
798
00:44:12,240 --> 00:44:13,207
Just putting things away,
799
00:44:13,708 --> 00:44:15,209
making room.
800
00:44:15,710 --> 00:44:17,712
Something I should've done a long time ago.
801
00:44:17,712 --> 00:44:20,131
It's dad's shrine.
802
00:44:20,131 --> 00:44:21,582
Yeah, so?
803
00:44:21,582 --> 00:44:24,517
So, you can't just get rid of it.
804
00:44:24,517 --> 00:44:28,021
No need for it now.
805
00:44:28,021 --> 00:44:31,508
What are you talking about?
806
00:44:31,508 --> 00:44:34,896
There's no need to pretend, Michael.
807
00:44:36,896 --> 00:44:41,800
- The truth is...
- Just like you said.
808
00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:44,270
My father...
809
00:44:44,270 --> 00:44:48,239
is Lieutenant John Michael Novotny.
810
00:44:48,239 --> 00:44:52,196
Died in Vietnam, April 10th, 1970.
811
00:44:55,196 --> 00:44:57,699
He was killed just two weeks after I was born,
812
00:44:57,699 --> 00:45:00,200
when the jeep he was driving
ran over a land mine
813
00:45:00,217 --> 00:45:02,169
while he was carving a path through the jungle
814
00:45:02,179 --> 00:45:08,609
on a mission to save his troops.
815
00:45:08,609 --> 00:45:11,044
Right, ma?
816
00:45:12,044 --> 00:45:14,981
Right.
817
00:45:14,981 --> 00:45:18,985
For which he was posthumously awarded...
818
00:45:19,485 --> 00:45:28,410
the purple heart.
819
00:45:28,410 --> 00:45:32,364
And his last words were...
820
00:45:32,864 --> 00:45:35,367
"Tell my son
821
00:45:35,367 --> 00:45:37,868
I love him more...
822
00:45:38,168 --> 00:45:39,868
than life itself.
823
00:45:40,868 --> 00:45:43,868
And I'll always be proud of him."
58073
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