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Art lovers of
springfield, good news.
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The art museum
is closed forever!
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Instead, our entire
collection will be digitized
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And sold for a fortune
on the blockchain
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As non-fungible tokens, or nfts.
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Whatever the hell those are.
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Now let's turn some
of our crappy art
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Into computer money.
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Starting with a true
masterpiece, my butt.
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Dad?
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Technology!
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I've lost bart forever!
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No!
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Yes!
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Honey? Remember
how we're always saying
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We wish bart was less fungible?
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Did something happen to bart?
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Only the parts you can hug.
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The rest is alive, right
here on my phone.
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My baby is an app!
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No, apps actually do stuff.
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He's an nft.
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But look how much he's worth.
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For bart?
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Imagine what we'd get for lisa.
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He is the first nft
of an actual person.
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I don't care.
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We've got to find a
way to get him back.
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To do that, you,
yourself must enter the blockchain.
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Who are you?
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We are the
enlightened intellects
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Who safeguard the crypto-verse.
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Kylie jenner, rob gronkowski,
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And jimmy fallon.
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I thought you were
just celebrity shills.
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We would never
promote a technology
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If we didn't understand
the distributed ledger
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Underpinning it.
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Der!
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I can't stop laughing, buddy.
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Shut up.
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You ruined "cowbell."
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This key is a back door
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Through the blockchain's
cryptographic protocol.
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Once you're inside, find bart
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And use it to get
both of you out.
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So this is the blockchain.
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No, noob, this
is the block-train.
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Speeding forever through
the loveless icy world
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Created by crypto-bros.
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Powered by the most
abundant fuel in the universe:
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Fomo, the fear of missing out.
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For a digital incarnation of an
abstract mathematical concept,
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It could use a good dusting.
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Well, that's because
this is the last car of the train, innit?
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The dwelling place
of nfts with no value.
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Which is 99% of
all nfts ever created.
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I guess being the
second-ever human nft
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Isn't worth a whole lot.
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Where do they keep my son?
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At the very front of the train
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Where you can never go.
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Watch me!
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Whoa!
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You killed ennui oeuf 116.
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Congratulations, you've
moved up the train
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Because you are
now as valuable as us,
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The cuddle kittens.
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Because you killed another nft.
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What you call
mindless slaughter,
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Crypto-bros call "disruption,"
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And then pour cash into it.
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So, to rescue bart,
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I need to kill a
bunch of you guys.
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Ooh.
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Well, I guess I got to do this.
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Sorry! Nothing personal!
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Hope... You... Can't...
Feel... Pain.
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Mom's price is skyrocketing!
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Look at the fomo!
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Now everyone's
gonna want human nfts.
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Dad, you said you were
taking me to bumper boats.
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I am. Have some
more chocolate milk.
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No one is putting another
child into that scanner...
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Before mine.
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Hey!
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Please kill ralph-house.
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The front of the
train. I made it.
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Bart! We're getting out of here!
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Whoa, mom, what's the rush?
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Grab yourself a jaded
ape and take a load off.
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You never like my friends.
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Mom's almost got bart out.
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Don't let your son become
a worthless human again.
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Sell him to me
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For $100 million.
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No, dad! If you sell
bart to mr. Burns,
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He'll be trapped on
the blockchain forever.
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But this is my chance
not to miss out,
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After I've missed
out on everything.
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The housing bubble,
the first tech bubble,
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The second tech bubble,
the current tech bubble.
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Just one time, I
want to be the guy
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That gives all his
money to bernie madoff!
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Mom, get out of there!
Dad's gonna crack!
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He did it.
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I can't believe he did it.
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- We made it.
- Where's homer?
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I want to tell him the
inside of his phone smells.
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He-he sold himself.
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He was so afraid of missing out,
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He tokened his own life.
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Woo-hoo!
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Eternity on a
super swanky train.
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Ooh, twerked chicken.
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What happened?
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Our fomo, it's gone.
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The nft craze is over.
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D'
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The romance of train travel.
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Wait. Did you
only ask me to sing
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To forestall your gruesome end?
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Guilty as charged.
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Ha!
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It was only by
following my hunch
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That we found the
east side strangler
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On the west side of town.
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Can you explain how you
overcame childhood trauma
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To become the nation's most
renowned criminal psychologist?
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For that story, you'll
have to read my book.
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Office muntz.
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Told you I'd smell you later.
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Been a long time.
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Look at us.
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We thought we were
gonna stay young forever.
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Some of us did.
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Right, like bart,
because he got murdered.
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Speaking of gruesome junk,
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We could use
your help on a case.
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I'm flattered, but I'm the dean
of the true crime department.
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I can't just run off and...
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The killer left a message.
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And we think it's for you.
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Maybe rod flanders
did grow up to become
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A shockingly foul-mouthed
prop comedian,
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But he didn't deserve this.
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Only a super-traumatized
profiler like you
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Can piece together
what happened here.
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Our killer took his time.
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Had fun with it.
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Enjoyed a game of solitaire.
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Red king on a red queen?
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This psycho doesn't
play by the rules.
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Damn, she's good.
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Here, he had one
of those moments
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Where you walk into a room
and forget what you came in for.
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How did my guys miss that?
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One more thing.
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This killer won't stop now.
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There will be others.
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Sarge, there's been another.
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How can he also be the first?
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Sarge, we got another one.
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Boy, that's something
you don't see every...
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One more, sarge.
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Got another one, sarge.
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The severed hand
opens the fridge,
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Which tugs on
that strip of sinew,
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Turning over the eyeball cup,
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Which rolls down the
spine, startles a cat,
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Which leaps onto the
butter dish seesaw,
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And sends the
other eyeball flying,
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Turning on the coffee maker.
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Even I can't get inside
a mind this deranged.
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There's only one person who can.
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Little lisa simpson.
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You really made
something of yourself
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After I made mincemeat
of your brother.
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Come to thank me?
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-No. -Rude.
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I don't have time
for your games, bob.
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I'm working on a...
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Yes, a case so confounding
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You're actually
willing to seek my help.
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The rube goldberg sherri
is actually quite impressive.
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Hat tip, psychopath.
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What about the
identical messages?
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How can they all be "the first"?
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Really, professor simpson,
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Am I meant to spoon-feed
you all the answers?
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Speak in riddles or drop
a clue in a clever anagram
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Hidden in something
I've just said right now.
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This is a waste of time.
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Perhaps a limerick will help.
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There once was a shiny machete,
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That turned poor
bart's head to spaghetti.
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You're gonna die
in that cell, bob.
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And when that happens,
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Wherever I am,
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I'll be dancing.
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Can you think of anyone who
would've wanted to hurt sherri?
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No, everybody
loved my big sister.
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Big sister?
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You guys were twins.
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Yes, but sherri was born first.
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Probably makes sense for
you to be my husband now?
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Sherri is the first.
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Rod flanders, dermott
spuckler, all firstborns,
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That's the pattern.
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And bob said something
about an anagram
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Taking us to the killer's lair.
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That's it.
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Stay here.
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Hey, meat hooks, hook meat much?
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Ha-ha...
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Nelson?
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Nelson, where are you?
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The killer's lair looks
just like my old bedroom.
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But how? Ooh.
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Maybe the killer's on
the security footage.
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No! It can't be!
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Freeze!
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Wha...?
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I can't be the killer!
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I turned my trauma into healing!
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Oprah said so!
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I'm sorry for the imbroglio,
but if the chef de cuisine
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Insists on calling
it taco tuesdays,
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He can't very well serve flautas
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And expect us
not to make a fuss.
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Hello, bob.
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H-how did you get in here?
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Well, I knew if I
killed enough people
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In the most gruesome
possible ways,
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They'd send me to your prison.
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But to get into your cell?
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I had a little help.
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Lisa the killer.
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I never thought
you had it in you.
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The lisa you knew didn't.
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But I'm another story.
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Really?
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Split personalities?
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Trope alert!
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Call the first thought police.
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Professor lisa had no idea
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She was my accomplice.
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But she's gone now.
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She was my last victim.
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Or, rather, second to last.
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The penultimate.
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Simpson.
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No eating in the turbine room.
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Since when?
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Pfft. The nanny
state wins again.
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No tanning in the reactor core,
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No texting while
driving and eating ribs.
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Can't even trim your
hedges with a machine gun.
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When did everyone get so scared?
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The world would be fine if
people just used common sense.
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Like me.
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Jailbreak!
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Woman. Woman.
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Homer, one. Nanny state, zero.
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Stupid radioactive garbage donut
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Mutating my dna while I sleep.
268
00:14:56,396 --> 00:15:00,273
Hey, who stole my
flanders's newspaper?
269
00:15:00,275 --> 00:15:01,524
Sorry about that, homer-ino,
270
00:15:01,526 --> 00:15:04,611
But I-I whited out the
crossword after I did it,
271
00:15:04,613 --> 00:15:06,029
So you could enjoy it, too.
272
00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:12,869
Better from the chimney
than the furnace, am I right?
273
00:15:15,790 --> 00:15:19,125
So, you see, there's
nothing in the bible that says
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A pastor and his wife can't
take separate vacations.
275
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:31,012
Daddy, are you being
tickled by the holy spirit?
276
00:15:39,648 --> 00:15:43,524
I've been neighborino'd
into home-diddly-omer.
277
00:15:43,526 --> 00:15:47,528
And why am I in
church when football is on?
278
00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:00,541
Kiss my ass, church-os.
279
00:16:00,543 --> 00:16:05,171
I'm fat, I'm bald, and I've
never felt sexier, baby.
280
00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:08,257
Why, you little...
281
00:16:08,259 --> 00:16:09,801
Woo-hoo!
282
00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:19,978
A mysterious
affliction has descended upon springfield.
283
00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:23,064
Citizens of every age,
race and catchphrase
284
00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:27,360
Are mysteriously transforming
into bald, pear-shaped doofi.
285
00:16:28,989 --> 00:16:32,907
Donut stu has diabetes type 2.
286
00:16:36,746 --> 00:16:38,329
News is stupid.
287
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:39,956
Somebody put on wrestling.
288
00:16:39,958 --> 00:16:41,833
Do all these burping baldos
289
00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:44,002
Remind you of anyone?
290
00:16:44,004 --> 00:16:46,295
I'd know that butt
scratch anywhere.
291
00:16:46,297 --> 00:16:48,339
Everyone's turning into dad.
292
00:17:02,981 --> 00:17:07,775
Children, your father's
less than stellar genetic code
293
00:17:07,777 --> 00:17:10,903
Is spreading through
burp-borne transmission.
294
00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:12,697
If we're going
to cure this virus,
295
00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:14,073
We need his dna.
296
00:17:14,075 --> 00:17:16,951
You three are the only
ones impervious to the virus.
297
00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:19,287
You have got to find him.
298
00:17:19,289 --> 00:17:21,497
It is 11:30 in the morning.
299
00:17:24,961 --> 00:17:26,878
- Beer, moe.
- Beer, moe.
300
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:28,171
A-beer, a-moe.
301
00:17:28,173 --> 00:17:29,589
Have you seen our dad?
302
00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:32,592
No, just these hundreds
of silly versions of him,
303
00:17:32,594 --> 00:17:34,969
Which is the greatest thing
that has ever happened to me.
304
00:17:34,971 --> 00:17:36,679
I mean, I'm printing
money over here.
305
00:17:37,849 --> 00:17:40,558
Coming right up,
santa's little homer.
306
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:43,811
Real dad wasn't at the
bowling alley, the candy store,
307
00:17:43,813 --> 00:17:46,689
Or mocking the
hippos at the zoo.
308
00:17:46,691 --> 00:17:47,982
Wait.
309
00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:49,692
Dad ate a bucket of
this chicken last night.
310
00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:52,695
When that happens, where does
he always spend the next day?
311
00:17:53,907 --> 00:17:56,074
I'll be out in a minute.
312
00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:57,825
Um, is this really the most
313
00:17:57,827 --> 00:17:59,577
Convenient bathroom
for your father?
314
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:01,829
It's the closest one
mom will let him use.
315
00:18:01,831 --> 00:18:04,999
Dad, we need you
to save the world.
316
00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:05,833
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
317
00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:07,043
Can you believe some idiot
318
00:18:07,045 --> 00:18:09,962
Left this perfectly good
back scratcher in there?
319
00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:12,507
Look, it goes all...
320
00:18:12,509 --> 00:18:14,592
The way... Down.
321
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:17,429
What?
322
00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:21,474
Now, if you'll just board
the frink-ama-copter...
323
00:18:21,476 --> 00:18:23,684
We're not calling it that.
324
00:18:23,686 --> 00:18:26,896
And then we'll pop your
dna in to the frink-tabulizer...
325
00:18:26,898 --> 00:18:28,681
We're not calling it that.
326
00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:33,486
And everything will go
back to the way it was.
327
00:18:33,488 --> 00:18:36,030
Wait. Hold on. Why
would I want that?
328
00:18:36,032 --> 00:18:37,949
Finally, everyone
thinks the way I do.
329
00:18:37,951 --> 00:18:40,993
Nobody's making up stupid
rules about bicycle helmets
330
00:18:40,995 --> 00:18:42,495
Or where you can smoke cigars.
331
00:18:42,497 --> 00:18:44,330
You want to drive without a seatbelt?
332
00:18:44,332 --> 00:18:45,998
Facetime while jaywalking?
333
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,458
Enjoy a sugary soda?
334
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:50,086
Go ahead! You're
not hurting anyone!
335
00:18:50,088 --> 00:18:51,712
It's a utopia.
336
00:18:51,714 --> 00:18:53,464
No, a me-topia!
337
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:57,218
Yes, well, you don't really
want everyone to be like you.
338
00:18:57,220 --> 00:18:59,971
Earth-shattering reveal!
339
00:19:02,517 --> 00:19:06,060
When did insurance
commercials get so funny?
340
00:19:06,062 --> 00:19:08,354
Marge!
341
00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:10,356
Cooperating with
us is the only way
342
00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:12,942
To get your wife back to normal.
343
00:19:12,944 --> 00:19:16,362
You've never looked
more beautiful.
344
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:20,867
Scooch over, gorgeous.
345
00:19:20,869 --> 00:19:22,243
When we get home,
346
00:19:22,245 --> 00:19:24,537
Let's you and I bump muzzles.
347
00:19:24,539 --> 00:19:28,166
Please. Please! If we don't
have some competent people left
348
00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:30,751
To run things,
society will collapse!
349
00:19:30,753 --> 00:19:32,295
Coders to run the internet
350
00:19:32,297 --> 00:19:34,589
That feeds you the
latest misinformation.
351
00:19:34,591 --> 00:19:37,884
Pilots to fly the planes you
need to be restrained on.
352
00:19:37,886 --> 00:19:40,011
I mean, a world
without experts...
353
00:19:40,013 --> 00:19:42,096
Does beaker ever shut up?
354
00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:43,973
Good one, me-marge.
355
00:19:43,975 --> 00:19:45,474
Well, you leave me no choice.
356
00:19:45,476 --> 00:19:47,643
I'm calling in a
nuclear air strike
357
00:19:47,645 --> 00:19:51,022
To obliterate all the
homerized springfielders,
358
00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:52,565
Including, very sadly,
359
00:19:52,567 --> 00:19:54,775
The touring company
of kinky boots.
360
00:19:54,777 --> 00:19:57,028
Obliterating in three, two...
361
00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:58,362
Hey, you know what you need?
362
00:19:58,364 --> 00:20:01,449
A nice, relaxing
scratch on the back.
363
00:20:02,243 --> 00:20:05,953
No! No! A lifetime
of study and education
364
00:20:05,955 --> 00:20:07,121
Down the...
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