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[Nicole] Last time was messy.

Disgusting.

Cry me a river.

[Nicole] Here's what you missed.

New team Melinda and Xavi won
their first Paradise Game.

[Melinda] Spiker's cheating!

[Nicole] While Spiker and
Chantelle got disqualified.

That's why I'm sending in
the big guns.

[Nicole] Melinda and Xavi
strategically sent

Chase and Fabio into
the Exile Game,

hoping they take down
Chantelle and Spiker.

The biggest game of the season.

[Nicole] Chase and Fabio
got the worm and the win...

Champions!

[Nicole] Sending Chantelle
and Spiker to Bar Exile,

where the only chance of
quenching their thirst

was the booze buried at
the bottom of the barrel.

[Automated Voice] Thank you
for coming.

Gui!

[Nicole] Even Mannequin Gui
couldn't save not-so-happy hou.

[Automated Voice] Come back
soon.

"Come back soon!"
Come back soon!

[Nicole] Meanwhile,
the villa got real awkward

thanks to a blow-up between
Marnie and Melinda.

-You're a [bleep] ugly bitch!
-You're mad. And you're mad.

[Nicole] Fabio started
questioning

his feelings toward Melinda.

[Fabio] There is one thing
that really pisses me off,

and it is when people fake
stuff.

[Nicole] In order to bring
the Shore Family back together,

Vinny and Tamaris threw
a family dinner.

Dinner was cute,
but dessert turned ugly

when Fabio finally kissed
Melinda.

Well, sort of.

I have a small problem
with her today.

♪ We keep it on,
we keep it poppin' ♪

♪ Make the crowd jump,
and the party stay rockin' ♪

♪ I want it all, money, yachts,
planes, speedboat, the world ♪

♪ I want it all ♪

I hope that you and I can

kinda settle our differences
from earlier.

And we can get past it.

First you gotta kiss each other.

Yeah!

[crowd exclaiming]

I'm just a little bit confused
on why Fabio

didn't kiss Melinda,

but he's just turned off of
how she's been acting.

Which I understand.

[Nicole] For those of you
that are a little lost,

Fabio and Melinda have been
flirting since day one.

But last week, she left
the party in Cartagena early,

which upset Fabio,

and they've been on the rocks
ever since.

I have a small problem
with her today.

-That's why.
-It's his own personal problem.

Who cares?
Kiss her.

No, it's okay.

I hope you'll make it back to be
my favorite here,

because you went a little bit
down.

Fabio, you should find
another girl

that's gonna be
emotionally supportive

for your little crybaby ass.

You know what you do,

and that's why you know what
disappointed me.

I don't need to say anything.

I am at least honest
at this table.

What a bonding experience
that was.

[bleep] hell.

I'm gonna get that kiss off
my hand,

'cause that just tainted me.

I can't believe that he done
that, man.

-[Melinda] It's okay.
-Left a girl hanging.

-Come on, sort it out.
-[Melinda] I'm interested in

someone else, I'm good.

What?

You left the girl hanging,
sort it out.

Which thing, which girl?

I don't want no kiss from Fabio.

I did like you.
I thought you were cool.

You are now on my [bleep] list.

Play me once,
[indistinct] on you.

Ain't gonna, ain't gonna be it
twice.

I didn't play you.

I'm not running after you.

She knows that I'm disappointed
about her.

'Cause I left the party.

In Cartagena.

Between Melinda and I,

there is kind of
a small war going on.

I want to know Melinda.
I like her.

But there is something
that's not working.

You did this at
the bondage party, as well,

'cause I left early.

[Fabio] See you in the morning,
then.

You came to my room and said,
"I'm disappointed in you."

-'Cause I went to bed early?
-I was...

I was disappointed because...

That's, that's so corny.

I tried to make amends,

but I am done letting you
drain my energy.

That is done, I'm over it.

[Fabio] I am pissed off.

I can't believe a word,

what has been said
on this table.

She doesn't give a [bleep]
about my disappointment,

she doesn't give a [bleep]
about anyone.

Here, she just wants the money
and wants to go home.

Fabio, I think it's time
for you to move on.

[Marnie] Me personally,
lookin' at you's both,

I don't think you are,
like, are a, are a match.

If, if another guy were here
that looked really good,

-she would jump on him.
-[Marnie] Yeah.

[Tamaris] If Vinny was
available,

-it would've been Vinny.
-[Marnie] Oh, yeah.

There's a never day without
drama in the shore house.

And of course, there is
a common denominator.

And we all kinda know who it is.

Unfortunately, it is Melinda.

I love that you didn't kiss her.

I just, I just...

"Can you kiss my hand?"

My papacito.

Know that I love him!

He's hot.

I cannot tell you.
But he's a real one.

-[Fabio] Yes.
-[Isa]You know you're my friend.

You're, you're, you're
awesome, my friend.

And I, I respect you a lot.

Is that good now, baby?

What the [bleep]?

How quickly did things
change in here?

[Fabio] Very good now.

[Nicole] Get a room, you two.

Now, let's check in on
Chantelle and Spiker,

who are in exile,

still struggling to fill
a barrel with pond water.

These two will do anything
for alcohol.

[Chantelle] This isn't it.
I'm stuck.

We've gotta carry our water
to the barrel.

I'm more or less swimmin' in
the lake.

I wanna get [bleep] drunk!

Let's go.

I'd really like
to get this drink.

[Automated Voice] Thank you
for coming.

Come back soon.

Alright, you [bleep].
We'll come back to it.

[Spiker] "Come back soon."

[Chantelle] That's him?

-What were you saying bro?
- Gui, Gui, Gui, Gui!

We need your [bleep] help, man!

Instead of speakin', "Yeah,
see you soon,"

how about move a [bleep] leg
and help with?

[Automated Voice] Thank you
for coming.

Come back soon.

-The cheeky bastard.
-A what-- [laughs]

I need a drink.

But, like, that's
my designer shoes.

These are expensive.

And, yeah, barefoot, whatever.
I don't care.

Run, baby.
Run.

I cannot run barefoot,
[bleep] hell!

I'm exhausted.

We've been there so many times,
and this is not fun any more.

I don't give a [bleep]
about drinks.

The barrel is not even
half-full,

and my foot is [bleep] hurt.

[Chantelle] Sorry, Gui,

you're a [bleep] waste of space
tonight.

I'm puttin' these clothes on.

So, now I look like this.

How many trips do you think
this is gonna take?

Ready for the party
with no party.

I'm honestly gettin' so sick,
how I'm gettin' on.

It's, like, up here.

You joke, it is.

No.

We're livin' our best life,
in the villa,

with 700 points,
and now we're here.

Dirty and smelly.

I really love alcohol, but it...

It, it's not worth it tonight.

-Hey!
-What?!

[music]

[Nicole] Good morning,
all stars!

It's a new day at the villa.

There seems to be a lot of talk
about the Paradise Game today.

Oh, wait, that's just Melinda
talking to herself again.

If I come first in
today's challenge,

I will send Marnie and Gui
to the exile.

I wouldn't send Chase.

Yeah, it's tricky.

Fabio, that little thing
annoyed me yesterday.

This is hard.

But I have to come first.

Is that a bug?

You son of a bitch.

[Nicole] Deep breaths, Melinda.

Time to refocus your energy
from last night's drama

to today's Paradise Game.

Especially if you wanna hit
Fabio where it hurts:

Right in the points.

Chase and Fabio have the top
shore score with 550 points.

While Melinda and Xavi
and Marnie and Gui

are tied for second with
500 points.

And as for everyone else,
they're stuck at zero.

Speaking of zeroes,

let's check in on
Chantelle and Spiker

over at Bar Exile.

Ow!

Sleeping here was
a [bleep] bull[bleep].

It stinks like
[bleep]everywhere,

and she was snoring.

No, I wasn't.

You were.

-[Chantelle] Babe...
-[bleep] this [bleep].

[Chantelle] I honestly thought
this was a nightmare.

It wasn't funny, it wasn't fun.

It was the worst time
of me life.

[bleep] this place,
[bleep] my life.

I expect a [bleep] hot shower.
I want to brush my teeth.

[Chantelle] I expect to see
the real Gui.

I think we appreciated the life
even more now.

[Chantelle] I miss me friends,
I miss me people.

I even miss Melinda.

Not.

Obviously not.

Worst bar ever.

[Chase] Wonder what the game's
gonna be today.

We just need to place.

Melinda and Xavi

and Marnie and Gui are
the only people that

are really a factor in this
at all.

Do you think Melinda and Xavi
would send us, anyway, again?

-No.
-[Fabio] No.

[Chase] Why would they?

I don't know.

Maybe 'cause Melinda's angry,
isn't happy.

You know?

I still didn't kiss Melinda,

because I don't want to hurt
my feelings.

I respect myself.

I don't think that Melinda is
100% real,

she's just playing a game.

This is disappointing.

She's not able to say,
"I'm sorry."

-[Chase] Oh, yeah.
-She's not able.

She just hears her sentences,
her way of thinking.

She's not open for
any other way.

Why am I always in the middle
of girl drama?

I want no part of this.

It's not cool.

'Cause you don't know
what's real and what's fake.

-Ever.
-Thank you.

Today's game is gonna
indicate a lot.

Will someone with zero points
win?

Or will the top dogs

that already have points
keep winning?

Hopefully, we can pull
a win today.

Look who's back.

[Marnie] Guys, how was it?

We missed you!

The house was just not the same
without Chantelle and Spiker.

It was so quiet without them,
so boring.

[Gui] Hey, beautiful.
Did you survive?

[Spiker] It was so much fun.

-Yeah?
-This is your clothes.

[indistinct],
there was a mannequin,

and we decided to call him Gui.

So, I took his clothes.

I really, really missed Gui.

And I'm glad to be back
and see his face.

We missed you!

[Spiker] She was,
she was petrified.

[Xavi] We were, like, dying
without you, man.

-He went to bed.
-Did you go to bed?

He didn't drink.

I actually had a [bleep] night
without him.

I'm not shocked one bit.

It's just nice to know
that I'm actually missed.

We had to go to this little
[bleep] dungeon bar.

But it's all smashed up and old.

So, there was this big,
massive barrel,

and it had cans of drink in it,
alcohol in it.

So, obviously we wanted
to get drunk.

So, we had to fill the barrel

to get the drinks to break free
at the top.

There was a pond, like,
a bit of a way away.

It was horrible, horrible.

Spiker and Chantelle did not
look happy

to be comin' back from exile.

Again, it's made me realize how
badly I don't wanna go there.

Oh my God, Fabio and Melinda.

Also, she went to kiss him,

she went to kiss him,
and he, he turned his head.

I like these pancakes,
they look good.

Do you do everything good?

Yeah, of course.

Every time.

I would love to also have
the right girl to take care of.

What?
I'm here.

Beside you.

I also want...

Someone that is good.

I love that Fabio and Melinda
are having such a bad time.

Now it's my time to approach
Fabio.

Come here, papacito.

You can touch me,
you can touch me if you want.

[Nicole] Coming up.

I want each of you to bring
your talent to the talent show.

Are you guys ready to get
the show started?!

Drop the beat!

[Vinny] Gui couldn't walk
yesterday,

and he's running up
the [bleep] hill.

Don't talk about me like
I'm not sittin' here.

If you're gonna say somethin',
say it to my face.

[Fabio] I like these pancakes,
they look good.

Do you do everything good?

Yeah, of course.

Every time.

I would love to also

have the right girl to take care
of, you know?

You can touch me,
you can touch me if you want.

I like Isa very much,

she has a very nice way
of being,

a very nice personality.

But I really want to win
this money.

I need to focus
on what I am doing.

So, amazing people, we got
very important information.

-Yeah.
-Breakfast is ready.

[Marnie] Hey, yes.

[music]

[Chantelle] So, I'm all cash.

Get in the car, and I call
the cash machine.

I never have that cash to give
him any more.

And then one night, I'm like,
"You know, [indistinct]."

You, you want pancakes?

-I love pancakes.
-I know.

[indistinct]

And this is, I'm so over this.

Like, I shouldn't have to
clean this up.

I don't need your flat pancakes,
Fabio.

I'll make my own breakfast.

[air horn blaring]

The stakes going into
this Paradise Game is so high.

Because Xavi and I would like to
come in first,

but we're also nervous because

we don't wanna be seen
as a target.

Shore scores!

[Tamaris] Zero points!

The goal is to get a w,
it's to win.

It's to get back on
the scoreboard,

to be where we're supposed to
be.

Where we started this thing.

Team Face, number one.

Not for long.

[Chase] Paradise Game!

Drop it like it's hot.

What?

DJ, drop the beat.

I hope I can dance,

'cause this is something I can
do really good.

Drop this beat, baby!

We've gotta win it,
which is a lot of pressure.

We're here to win.

We're gonna do it, like,
what the hell.

♪ I'mma show you,
I'mma show you, oh ♪

♪ Say your word, work it ♪

♪ Get on my level,
I'mma get me, girl ♪

[Gui] The last will
be the first.

[Marnie] Yeah.

We have to win, otherwise
we're gonna go to exile.

Whoever wins this game is gonna
send me and Gui, like,

I'm so nervous.

Yay!

[Chantelle] That is gonna be
a hard challenge in the sun.

And I'm not gonna lie,
I'm sweatin' me tits off.

[Fabio] My people...

"Welcome to your fifth
Paradise Game.

The winner of this game will
upgrade their vacation

with a paradise reward.

A relaxing day at the island
premiere spa.

Whoa!

Massage me, let me just get
an idea

of what it's gonna feel like.

Sorry.

"Today's game is called
Drop the Beat.

This is a timed game,

and teams will compete
one at a time.

On both sides of
the massive pegboard

is a jukebox filled with
a catalog of records.

On go, players will
grab a record,

sprint up the ramp,

and drop the record
into the pegboard.

The team that fills all
five slots the fastest wins."

Universe, let me [bleep] win
today!

Please!

"First place team will add
300 points to their shore score.

The second placed team will add
200 points,

and the third placed team will
add 100 points."

We need first, second, or third
so bad.

I think were gonna do really
good.

"The team that takes the longest
is headed to the Exile Game."

Good luck!

[Gui] Marnie's really nervous.

-I'm trying to calm her down.
-I getting nervous

because he's got a broken foot.

A lot of this involves
the ankles,

which basically means
we're, like,

-we're kinda [bleep], really.
-Yeah.

[Nicole] Okay, all stars.

Let's find out which of you
will climb the charts

and which of you will
drop the ball.

I mean the beat.

First up, it's Xavi and Melind.

I am a monkey-man, man.

Like, I always climb palm trees
and stuff when I'm...

I'm speed, baby.
I wanna fly up there.

[air horn blaring]

[Melinda] Strategy is make sure
that we both go up there

at the same time.

Be in sync.

Put some spin on it.

[Chase] One more!
One more!

Second to last one, let's go!

[music]

[Chase] One more!
One more!

Lookin' good, lookin'...

Second to last one, let's go!

Come on!

[Xavi] They're all going on
the same [bleep] slot.

I am a bit worried, guys.

You need the second to last one,
let's go!

Keep doin' what you're not
doin', it's great!

[Vinny] You got it!
Yeah!

Good job!

This game looked easy,
but it's not.

That was exhausting.

We used up all our strength
to get up this hill.

And boy, it drained us.

Good luck.

[Nicole] Up next,
it's Hati and Isa.

Let's see if they can
turn up the volume

and finally score some points.

[air horn blaring]

[Melinda] Let's go, Hati!

[music]

[Xavi] Come on, girl!

We tried there.

-Put the disc...
-Put the disc, ran downstairs,

we're not gonna see where the
disc is end up.

Get another disc and keep on.

They have two.

[bleep] this.

[Hati] Both stuck?

You go!

[Isa] Come on!

Other side!

Run, Isa!

[Vinny] You got, you got it!

[All] Yeah!

-[Hati]I'm so proud of you, Isa.
-[Isa] Me too, I'm proud.

Great game.

P power!

[Nicole] Chantelle and Spiker
are up next,

and with no hangover
for a change.

Let's see if they can add

some points to
their shore score.

[air horn blaring]

-[Woman] You got this!
-[Man] Let's go, let's go!

Let's go!
Go, go, go!

[Tamaris] Come on, Chantelle,
Spiker!

[Gui] Run, run, Chantelle!
Run!

[Marnie] Come on, Chantelle!

[Gui] Good job, good job.

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go, go, go.

[Nicole] Oh, no!
Not again!

Four in a row?
That's a 1 in 125 probability.

That's right, bitches.
Snooki knows math.

[music]

It's timing, speed, luck.

It was a little bit harder
than I thought.

But a third one, ooh,
I can feel it.

[Chantelle] I'm not gonna lie,

I feel like I've partied
that much.

-Yeah.
-I'm unfit as [bleep].

Come on, Spiker!

Only one!

[Man] Chantelle!

[Vinny] Go, Spiker!

Go, Spiker!

There you go, there you go!

There you go, yeah!

The game was exhausting,
I'm like...

Literally, I was out of breath.

But yeah, we did it.

[Nicole] Looks like Vinny and
Tamaris

showed up to compete today.

Maybe they'll finally be able o
add some points

to their shore score.

[air horn blaring]

We've kinda been just, like,
under the radar.

Not a threat to people.

But now it's time to really
get on that scoreboard.

[music]

[Nicole] Wow, Vinny and Tamaris

are dropping beats quicker than
Pauly D.

Second one, Vinny.
Second one, Vinny.

Second one, yeah.

Yes, one left.
Come on, baby.

Come on, baby.

[Vinny] Let's go!
Let's go!

Let's [bleep] go!

[Tamaris] We are
extremely happy.

[Vinny] I think we did great
in this game.

We're in a good spot.

[Nicole] Chase and Fabio
are ready to play.

They'll need to win if they
wanna keep their place

at the top of the scoreboard.

[air horn blaring]

Let's go, Chase!

[Fabio] I don't know if there is
a strategy.

It might be just luck.

We're gamblin' men,
and we always bet on ourselves.

Ourselves.

-Yeah.
-Yeah.

[Nicole] Looks like a pair of...

Never mind.

Let's go, brother.

[Melinda] Let's go!
Come on, Fabi, hit it!

[Chase] Got it.

One more!

Chase's side, one more!

[Melinda] The right side!
The right side!

[indistinct]

Team Face!

We performed really good.

I'm proud of you, Fab.

I'm proud of you, Chase.

[Nicole] And chest bump.

[Gui] I'm not feeling good
because of my foot.

I rolled my foot at
the last challenge,

and I don't know how my foot
will work with this.

[music]

No.

No.

Ready.

[Nicole] Marnie and Gui
are up next.

Break a leg, you two.

Just don't sprain another ankle.

Gui was on crutches,
couldn't walk yesterday,

and he's running up the [bleep]
hill, 500 miles per hour.

And he's like a [bleep]
Brazilian guy

that just shuts off his nerves.

[indistinct]

[Vinny] You got it, you got it.

[Chantelle] [indistinct]!

I think you've done it!
You've done it!

Broken foot.

[Xavi] You are amazing!

You just won!

-You got firsr babe!
-Yeah!

I'm so proud of you.

Even with a broken ankle,
you're still smash it.

-Thank you.
-[Marnie] I'm just so happy.

Yes!

[Chantelle] Marnie and Gui
smashed it.

Chase's face,
Melinda's being quiet.

"Congrats to our top three
teams.

Hati and Isa, you finished
third,

and have earned 100 points
towards your shore score.

Vinny and Tamaris, you have
finished second,

and you have earned 200 points."

Well done.

We have points,
we're out of zero,

a win is a win.

[Fabio] "Gui and Marnie,
as the Paradise Game winners,

you've earned 300 points and get
the paradise reward!"

I'm still in absolute shock.

I'm still tryin' to process
what just happened.

If there was one challenge
that we needed to win,

-it was this one.
-Yes.

Now come the bad news.

Because you had
the slowest time,

Xavi and Melinda,

you are headed to
the Exile Game.

Exile.

-So easy, it's so easy...
-I don't care.

-To get to the bottom.
-[bleep] off, guys.

It's okay, Xavi.

It's so easy to go
from there to there.

That's so annoying.

How the heck we come in last?

Walk of shame, yeah.

-I'm really sorry, babe.
-[Xavi] Don't be sorry, babe.

[music]

Let's go!
Let's go hard!

[bleep]!

We have a new leader!

I feel proud of myself.

I just tried my best.
The foot really hurts.

It was not a joke.

Hey!

[Marnie] I have waited so long

to finally see me and Gui
at the top of the shore score.

I am buzzin'.

-Good job, Marnie.
-Well done, Gui.

Good job.
Good job.

Alright, be first place.

This is beyond frustrating to
lose a game this late, like...

[Vinny] Faking an injury
was wild.

[Xavi] Congratulations,
I'm proud of you.

♪ Ella no suelta nada, de nada,
nada, de nada

[Marnie] Can't believe it.

You know, I'm still in
utter shock.

-I'm just absolutely buzzin'.
-I'm still shakin'.

It means so much to us
to see us in first place.

Like, I've never won anything,

and I feel like I've worked
really hard with Gui

as a partner,
so I feel like we deserve this.

But Chantelle, like, I wouldn't
be here without you, you know?

There was a point in
the middle of the whole game,

and it would've been better for
you to send us down,

and you didn't.

Never.
I would never do it to ya's.

Me seein' you's win, I've won.

Marnie's me best friend in here.

Me [bleep] sister from
another mister.

I've never been so proud of her
in this whole time.

I'm really enjoyin' Gui
and Chantelle's relationship.

I think it's really cute.

I like the side of Chantelle

that comes out when Gui's
around.

I love him.

From day one, he's just had
me back.

I've had me doubts.

I've just, 'cause I've got so
many trust issues.

But now I'm startin' to
let me guard down

-and go, "You know what?"
-[Marnie] I feel, I feel like

he's really proved himself to
ya.

I'm really gonna miss him.

I really think that you should
give it a go when you get out.

Just give it a go, Chantelle.

Why not?

Babe, come on, as if it's gonna
work out.

He's on the other side of
the world, love.

Keepin' contact and that
would...

[indistinct]

[Chantelle] Yeah, get a,
definitely get a friendship,

friends for life.

I'm happy.

[music]

[indistinct]

Do you like my outfit?

-[Vinny] Yo.
-Do you want me to go like this?

-Yeah, I like that.
-Vinny.

-[Vinny] What's up?
-Go like that.

Vinny jabs.

Ow!

[Xavi] Just make sure
it's, like, nice and tight.

We did something on
Jersey Shore once.

We had a talent show.

So tonight, I want you each
to bring your talent.

What's your talent?

You're, you're gonna find out.

I'm definitely super excited
about this talent show.

I love roasting people,

and this is a great group of
people to roast.

I'm the talent master.
The host of the talent show.

So, everyone will do, like,
a little...

You said you don't have
a talent.

Gui, you're Gui.
You have a talent.

Come on.

This is gonna be
a weird, weird night.

I'm not sure what to expect,
honestly.

I'm just gonna have a good time.

You could, like, do like,
performance art.

You know what I mean?

[Nicole] Vinny loves
a good roast.

I have a feeling he has
a lot of material

with this shore house.

I would watch you all day.

[Nicole] He's gonna burn
this whole villa down.

[Xavi] I'm thinking maybe you
can help me,

-since we're both Mexican.
I can help, with what?

Let's do a telenovela act.

Oh, I'll help you with that.

-Yeah?
-[Hati] Oh, you both...

You're allowed to slap me.
Once again.

-Now I'm okay, okay, okay.
-[Xavi] Once again.

I worked two years in
a strip club.

But I think I was born stripper.

[Spiker] I need women's clothes.

-I need...
-What do you want?

-What do you want?
-Corset,

-something to squeeze me.
-I have.

Show me.

Belt goes away.

Facial blow job.

Oh, yeah.

[Hati] I'm good at dancing.

I'm gonna show all my moves.

[music]

[Gui] Oh my God.

Girl!

You were supposed to go up,
not down!

You're fired!

[music]

Chase, Chase, Chase.

I'm sad as well that I got
fourth place.

But I don't let myself down.

I don't know, but I think so.

I never saw him sleeping like
this.

Now there is a night going on,
and he's just sleeping?

In my opinion, he is making
the situation bigger as it is.

What is wrong with him?

[Melinda] He's a sore loser.
He hates losing.

[Fabio] I'm also sad
that we lost.

-If we had got to first place...
-[Melinda] Yup.

He would be right here
right now.

[Melinda] Chase is in bed.

He hates to lose,

and he hates for people to think
that he is a loser.

Which he is.
Loser.

I'm goin' to the exile,

and you, I'm, I'm still
participating.

It's better to do something
like this

versus looking like a loser.

We're almost to the end.

He's a dick-hole.

This is really disappointing.

Then you should have
the same attitude

-you gave me with him.
-[Fabio] Exactly.

[Melinda] That's your problem.

You don't know how to apologize.

[Melinda] For what?

And here we go again.

-[Melinda] You are so sensitive.
-[Fabio] Yeah, okay, I am.

You're a big baby.

-He's doing--
-Stop.

He's doing exactly what she did.

Don't talk [bleep] about me
like I'm not sittin' here.

If you gonna say somethin',
say it to my face.

Don't talk [bleep] about me
like I'm not sittin' here.

If you're gonna say somethin',
say it to my face.

Fabio!

He lost, and he decided
to go to bed.

You had other reasons.

-Fab!
-[Fabio] You're right.

You're [bleep] right.
Get me here.

I just wanna have fun.
Like, stop.

[Melinda] I used to like you,
now I just don't.

I dislike you, like,
so much now.

I dislike you, as well.
Turnoff.

Melinda don't talk to Fabio,
Fabio don't talk to Melinda.

Easy.

[Nicole] And Chase doesn't
talk to anyone,

because he's fast asleep.

Babes, we're gonna have
a talent show.

-Let's enjoy it.
-[Fabio] Exactly.

[Nicole] Here we go, bitches!

It's time for the first
All Star Shore Talent Show.

♪ I am the fire, I am the burn♪

[Tamaris] I'm just excited to
see everyone's talent,

or what they bring to the table.

Who's going first?

If they suck, then we just
throw popcorn at them.

I'm sad that Chase didn't
come out.

I hate people that are
sore losers,

and it just sucks that he's
that type of person.

But it's gonna be a good night.

[indistinct], Vinny!
Go, Vinny!

Welcome to the All Star Shore
Talent Show!

So excited.

I'm your host, Vinny Guadagnino,

because Paramount couldn't
afford Pauly D.

Guys, we've competed in
crazy party games

and complex puzzles,

but tonight is
our biggest challenge yet:

Proving Z-list reality stars
have any talent.

Why we gotta be Z-list, though?

We started off strangers,

and then we came together,

and then we swapped partners.

But enough about Gui's sex life.

Fabio, if your nose
gets any bigger,

Xavi's gonna try to suck it.

I've already tried, babe!

I know that I had
a big nose, come on.

Leave me alone!

Chase is here.
He's sleeping, though.

Chase is super strong.

The only thing stronger than
Chase in this house

is Isa's liver.

Isa, you look like a mom

who's about to lose custody
of her children.

Who else is here?

My beautiful partner, Tamaris.

I know you guys think we hooked
up in sex-ile,

but the only thing Tamaris is
[bleep]

is my chances of winning
this show.

Melinda thinks she's Beyoncé.

Melinda, the only thing you and
Beyoncé have in common

is that you're both leaving
the island a single lady.

That was good, Vinny.
That was good.

Are you guys ready to get
the show started?!

She puts the 'hoe' in Mexico!

Give it up for Isa!

I'm gonna take this
ten shots of tequila.

And without hands,
because I have a good mouth.

I mean, ten tequilas?

It's like drinking milk.

[All] Isa, Isa, Isa, Isa, Isa!

[Vinny] Isa's trick is taking
ten shots in a row.

I don't really see
the trick here.

We see this trick every night.

[All] Isa, Isa, Isa!

One more!
[indistinct]!

[All] Isa, Isa!

[Tamaris] Isa knows how to
drink, okay?

I don't think anyone can
out-drink her.

[Vinny] Spiker!

[Marnie] Sexy!

Yeah, baby!

[Vinny] Hati!

[music]
[cheering]

[Isa] Go Hati!

♪ I do a solo ♪

That was good!

Fabio!

Fabio!

[indistinct]

It's nice, feeling really hot.

♪ I'm the one they lookin' fo ♪

♪ Pretty thing, pretty toes,
pretty gang, pretty pose ♪

♪ Money came, money go,
I'm the one they lookin' fo ♪

♪ Pretty thing, pretty toes,
pretty gang, pretty pose ♪

♪ Money came, money go,
I'm the one they lookin' fo ♪

Oh Jesus, Fabio, you're tryin'
to make me jealous,

and you can't.

I'm a ten, baby.

You can only go low from me.

♪ Come on, come on, come on,
ay ♪

I'm just not impressed with
Fabio right now.

♪ I'm the one they lookin' fo,

I'm the, I'm the one they
lookin' fo ♪

I'm annoyed at this point.

♪ If you wanna live the life,
have it all for a day ♪

♪ Pretty thing, pretty toes,
pretty gang, pretty pose ♪

They bought that!

Watchin' this lap dance
is makin' me cringe.

I'm just not impressed with
Fabio right now.

[Woman] Oh my God!

[music]
[cheering]

As a person that has had
multiple residencies

at Chippendales, Las Vegas,

he would not make the cut
at Chippendales, for sure.

Our next performer is gonna do
something sexy with her feet.

Which is also how she got
all of her Instagram followers!

-Foot fetish!
-Give it up for Marnie!

[All] Marnie, Marnie, Marnie,
Marnie!

Go on, Bigfoot!

There's no hidin' the fact that
she's got big feet,

because you couldn't hide it.

They're there.

I actually don't know how
she walks

and doesn't trip over.

Alright, you ready?
Good.

No way.

This is crazy.

You call that a talent?

[indistinct]

I always feel really awkward
about talent shows,

because I don't really have
any talents.

My feet are extraordinarily big.

So, that does count as a talent,
right?

[Chantelle] I'm a little
disappointed, Marnie,

especially with the size
of them feet.

It should've been easy.

I'm here all night.

Give it up for Xavi!

Hey, welcome!

This is gonna be
a telenovela act.

A dramatic scene from
your Mexican.

A telenovela is like
a Mexican soap opera.

They're ridiculous,
the acting is so [bleep].

And it's very exaggerated.

[imitating garden shears]

[speaking foreign language]

[Isa] I'm a little bit drunk...

[Xavi] Senora, you have to stop.

You know the Senor doesn't
like this.

Please, Senora.

No, Senora, no, no, no, no, no.
Please, Senora, Senora, stop.

You know I can't resist.

Isa and Xavi are literally
drama.

These two need their own show.

-No, Senora.
-[indistinct]

You always do this, Senora!

You always do this, Senora!

You always [bleep] do this!

-[Isa] Oh my God.
-Who the [bleep] is that?!

[Isa] Fernando?

[speaking foreign language]

I put cameras all over this
house!

[bleep] you!

[Isa] What the [bleep] is...?
Fernando!

I leave you for
your two best friends!

Tatiana, Penelope.

They're my new whores.
What you gonna do about it?

[bleep] you, I have something
to tell you!

I have been [bleep] your wife
for the past year!

Bitch!

Xavi...
You did that.

That was so [bleep] good.

Give it up for [bleep] Xavi,
that was incredible.

That was...
Wow.

Wow.

Our last performer is gonna do
what she does best,

terrorize the house.

Give it up for Melinda!

[cheering]

What the [bleep]?!

And of course, they leave
the best for last.

[Melinda] Let's go!

[Hati] So funny.

Melinda is showing such
a new side of her.

[Melinda] Let's go!
Hey, hey, hey, hey!

This is what the [bleep] I'm
talking about.

This is what a shore house is,
this is what a family is.

This is how we should be acting
every single night.

[All] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey!

[Tamaris] With the hair down
and the [bleep] suit,

and you changed so fast.

Bro, I [bleep] love you.

[Nicole] What a show, all stars.

[Nicole] Spiker,
show's over, buddy.

[Marnie] Why did Chase go to
bed tonight?

Because he lost the game to
them.

Come on, Fabio.
You lost, as well.

-You did not act like that.
-I am so disappointed from him.

-I thought...
-You were just supposed to be

yourself,
but you don't act like that.

Like, if we lose, we will
genuinely feel [bleep] about it.

But we all feel [bleep].

I also feel-I also felt [bleep],
but I am a shore person.

I know how to get back
the energy.

I think he would rather
compete by himself.

And it's a [bleep].

If you win together,
you lose together.

He doesn't give a [bleep] about
the shore family, the shore...

-He doesn't give a [bleep].
-He just wants...

Oh my God!

We're there, you comin'?

Let's get this party started
again.

I wanna go skinny dipping!

Xavi, everything out.

It is completely normal to have
a naked pool party

in a shore house.

But I'm keepin' me clothes on.

[music]

This night is so fun.

We're drunk.

♪ Drunk, drunk ♪

Jumpin' in the pool,
we're all naked.

It's carnage.

[Xavi] Bring it on!

Don't go, baby!

[Gui] Marnie, oh my God,
Marnie's completely naked.

[Nicole] Pool parties are
fun and all,

but you know what's even better?

Slumber parties.

Go to bed, all stars.

Tomorrow's another big day.

Let's go, girl.

Chantelle and Xavi
kissing each other,

it's a little bit disrespectful
to me.

Right, that's enough,
you're teeth are paste.

You go too far,

I give you one kiss,
you want two.

You need three, you need
three, four, five.

Xavier goes on and on and on
how much he wants to kiss us,

and it meant nothing.

I don't know why this is
such a big deal.

[Nicole] Next time on
All Star Shore.

[Marnie] "The losing team must
spend the night in exile."

[Melinda] There is no way in
Hell I'm losing today.

[Xavi] Well, that's not good,
is it?

I'm not [bleep] around.

Man, I'm like
an angry grizzly bear.

You guys are all in your 30's.

Are you fumin' because you
haven't got [bleep]?

Right now because you're
a little tipsy,

you're a little drunk,
now you can talk.

Anything I say is not
on the slide, babe,

I'd say it straight to your
face.

Don't do it right now.

I'll do it right now!

[music]

[music]