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- Greetings, oh masterful one.
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I am but a lowly minion
sitting here before you
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crisscross applesauce,
consummately at your
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infernal service and forever
in your eternal debt.
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I dunno.
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My name is Marcus J.
Trillbury, but my friends,
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my many, many friends call
me Onyx the Fortuitous,
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slayer of the bright realm.
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I dunno.
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I have been a devilish devotee
of yours
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for more years than I can
count.
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I have purchased all of your
books.
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Huh. Interesting.
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Listened to all of your
records.
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And even attempted to complete
your at-home workout regime,
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"The Beelzebub Beef Up."
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But most importantly, I've
been a diligent student
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of your teachings, having
completed the online
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certification process for
Letting a Lil Devil In,
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levels 101, 201, and 301.
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And I was approved for
401, but my mom said
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I had to stop spending money
on the internet, full stop.
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And yes, that did include
bidding on rare
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Battle K.A.T.T.S. minifigs,
even though last summer I was
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this close to winning a
glow-in-the-dark, ultra blue
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pumaman variant. Goddamn, I
wanted that minifig so bad.
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So when I heard, oh Lord, that
you were running a contest
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for five of your most devoted
followers to take part
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in a once-in-a-lifetime demonic
ritual with you in person,
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I just knew it was my destiny
to attend.
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For I am the most devoted
of darkened disciples,
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the most fiery of fervent
fanatics,
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and the most perpetuitous
of putrid pupils.
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I guess the only thing left
to say is,
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notice me, Senpai, notice me!
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Oh, God, Mom.
- What the hell
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are you doing in here?
- I told you I was making
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a video.
- Are those my dolls?
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- They're for the video
- Did you
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rip my dolls' heads off?
- I promise I'll put
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them back, but you can't take
them now.
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You'll disrupt the magick!
You'll disrupt the magick!
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Oh my God.
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- Did you put everything
back where you found it?
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- Yes, Mom.
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- Even Holly Little Puddin'
Pants?
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- Even Holly Little Puddin'
Pants. Woo!
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- Where you headed? You
don't work on Fridays.
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- Oh, thanks for invading
my privacy, Todd.
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You don't know me.
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Hard truth is Travis was fired
for pissin in the sweet tea tank
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for the third time this month,
so I'm picking up his shift.
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- All right, then. What
time can I expect you home?
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Would you like us to save you
some dinner?
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- Oh, nah. Nah, nah, nah, nah,
nah.
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I might be out pretty late,
actually.
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Wow. Big plans
after work.
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Plans so big that we
shouldn't save you dinner.
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Yeah, actually, Todd,
me and some of my friends
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might just go out and tear
around town, you know,
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flipping stuff up and
ripping stuff down.
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- Oh, fun.
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Yeah. That'll be
the day.
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- What's that?
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- Hey, if you got so many
friends,
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how about I, uh, save a spot
for 'em at the table, right?
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That way they can all join us
for dinner, all your friends!
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- Why do you wear a full suit
and tie every goddamn day,
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Todd, you sell
wholesale buckets
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of doomsday mac and cheese
over the phone.
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- Because the clothes
define the man, Marcus.
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Clearly a lesson you could
stand to learn.
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- I told you not to
call me Marcus anymore.
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My name is Onyx the
Fortuitous, and I'm proud
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of what we accomplish at
the Meat Hut every day.
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Boys! Boys!
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You two have been family
for over a year now,
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and I will not tolerate these
yelling matches anymore.
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Marcus, I could understand if
your father
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was still in the house, but
this is Todd,
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your stepfather, and my lover.
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- Ugh.
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- Now, I want you two to
breathe with me, okay?
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Breathe in.
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Fuck you, Todd.
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- Good. In.
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And out.
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- Fuck you, Onyx the
Fart-uitous.
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- Fuck you, Todd!
- Fuck you, Marcus!
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Boys!
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Order up, number 46.
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Hold the slaw, extra slaw,
prairie pepper hot sauce
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on the side with a slap of
pickles.
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Ah, ah, ah, ah.
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Check the weight on that.
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You're one fry short.
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Cash run, Derrell.
Low on fives.
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Um, Masha?
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- What, Marcus? Fuck!
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- I was just wondering if you
got my new name tag in yet.
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- Your what?
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- Remember a few weeks ago
I requested a new name tag,
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one that read Onyx the
Fortuitous?
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I even applied for one through
corporate and everything.
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- That's not your name.
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- Oh, yeah, uh, um, well,
this one's not my name either,
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because my name is Marcus
Trillbury, yeah,
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but this says
Marquay Dickberry.
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And it's been like that since
day one.
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I've been here six years.
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- Look, if you want a
different name tag,
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check the junk box.
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- You lose.
- Oh, fuck!
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Fuck, fuck, fuck me in my
dirty cunt!
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- Oh, God!
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- What's up, Pussyhound?
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- What's up, Tanner,
Tanner's bois?
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How can I make your day a
bit beefier?
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Yeah, we're
gonna need 12
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Beefy Bad Boy meals,
Monster Style curly fries,
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I'm gonna need some sodas for
my hounds.
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And you know-
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Yeah, and a Sweet N' Sugary
Strawberry Shimmy Shake,
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and Vanilla Bean Cream Supreme,
mixed.
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- Is that all?
- No.
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I want a Peter Plumpkin
Toaster Pie, but slightly cool.
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I don't want it to be too
hot for my baby mouth.
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Hey, it's free in five on
Fridays, right?
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- Yes, sir.
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- Well then you better
hop to it.
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- There you are, Tanner.
Tanner's bois.
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We're just waiting on
the burgers.
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- Time's almost up.
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- Hurry, hurry, patty slinger.
- You smell like beef!
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Gross.
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Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
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- When in doubt, skewer it out.
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- Ten, nine, eight, seven,
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six, five, four,
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three, two, one.
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Uh-uh, times up.
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- But I-
- Lean in.
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Lean in. Come on.
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Patty slinger.
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- Tell Masha I quit!
- What?
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- Tell Masha I quit!
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Yes?
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- Um, Pussyhound quit.
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- Dear God.
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Or the devil.
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Whichever one's listening,
I guess.
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Um, I was wondering
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if maybe he could give
me a different life.
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Yeah, different than the one
I have right now currently.
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Yeah, I'd really like a
different life, please.
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'Cause this one's not working
out so well.
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Congratulations.
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Congratulations.
Congratulations.
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Congratulations.
Congratulations.
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Congratulations.
Congratulations.
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Congratulations.
Congratulations.
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Congratulations.
Congratulations.
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Congratulations.
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Congratulations.
Congratulations.
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Congratulations.
Congratulations.
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- I've been invited to
Bartok's mansion
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to take part in a
once-in-a-lifetime ritual
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in which he, along with five
of his most loyal followers,
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will attempt to raise
the spirit
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of the ancient demon, Abaddon.
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- That's nice, dear, but
you're not going anywhere
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until you scoop that
litter box.
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Oh!
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- Ah, Briardale Manor,
Bartok's estate. Astounding.
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Truly a sight to behold.
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- It's the kind of house
that makes you wanna recreate
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the 1993 Michael Bay directed
music video
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for Meat Loaf's "I'd
Do Anything for Love."
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I dunno. But I won't do that.
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How do we get in?
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Oh! Let's explore.
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This is wonderful.
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Carpe diem.
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- I'm Mackenzie. You can
call me Mack, or Zee.
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- Oh, cool, my name is Marcus,
but, uh-
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- But...
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- I'd really love it if you
called me Onyx the Fortuitous.
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- Sounds good. Nice to meet
you, Onyx.
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- Nice to meet you, Zee.
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- Ooh, wowy, wowy,
wowy, wowy!
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Oh. Ah.
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♪ Emerald is my favorite ♪
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- Peridot.
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- Pardon me?
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- Oh, it's peridot.
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Emerald tends to have a
deeper, more verdant hue,
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whereas peridot is lighter
and more olive-colored.
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- I love that you know that.
Power in knowledge, eh?
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Yeah.
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- There's a note.
- Ooh!
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"A warm welcome to the
most devoted
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and devout of Bartok's
betrothed.
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These necklaces are to cleanse
you of any unwelcome spirits
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before you enter this
sacred and unholy space.
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Please place a personal item
in the box.
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Leaving this item will help
ground you to the house
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and act as an offering of
familiarity.
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Once you have left your
item, please, each of you
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place a crystal around your
neck and step into the foyer."
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Mm-mm.
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Mm-mm.
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Ah.
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- Is that the only luggage
you brought?
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- It's got everything I need.
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Did y'all see that?
- Yes.
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- Did everyone see that
little shimmer thing?
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That's tight.
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That's tight.
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Come on.
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- What? No way.
- Oh, dear God.
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- Oh, fuck!
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- I hate to disappoint
you all,
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my oh so loyal followers,
but I am dead.
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Dead as a doornail.
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This is not a trick or
an illusion.
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Go ahead, check my pulse.
I'll wait.
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What this is, is your
first test,
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a test of faith, one that
can bring me back to life.
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So if you have faith in me
now, show it.
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Speak it with me now with
hearts full of faith!
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Let him rise!
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Let him rise!
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- Let him rise!
- Let him rise!
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Let him rise! Let him rise!
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Let him rise! Let him rise!
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Let him rise! Let him rise!
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Huh? Oh!
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- What do I see before me?
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Children, ancient beings,
ideas.
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Atoms.
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But what are you really?
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Do you even know what
you are?
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Have no fear.
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This weekend you will take
part in three rituals,
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the first two in preparation
for the third and final,
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the ritual of Abaddon Rising.
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And in that ritual under
a blood moon,
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all of you shall be renewed
249
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as disciples in his name,
250
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disciples of Abaddon with
renewed purpose,
251
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knowledge, power, and yes,
my children, immortality!
252
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- Nice.
- Schwa?
253
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- Tonight, drink and eat
254
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in communion with one another.
255
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Make merry and rest.
256
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For tomorrow, you will
take the first steps
257
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towards your rebirth.
258
00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:15,787
Thank you, Bartok!
259
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Outstanding.
260
00:19:34,306 --> 00:19:37,109
May I, uh, break the
proverbial ice, as it were,
261
00:19:37,109 --> 00:19:39,878
and ask what led each of
you to Lucifer
262
00:19:39,878 --> 00:19:41,613
and the teachings of Bartok?
263
00:19:41,613 --> 00:19:42,881
- Fuck, is that absinthe?
264
00:19:44,716 --> 00:19:46,752
- Well, why don't you start,
Mr. Duke?
265
00:19:46,752 --> 00:19:48,120
Break that proverbial ice.
266
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:49,821
- Oh, well, I'd be delighted.
267
00:19:49,821 --> 00:19:51,857
My name is John Duke.
268
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I'm a teacher, so I'm used
to being called Mr. Duke,
269
00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:57,429
and that is just fine by me.
270
00:19:57,429 --> 00:19:59,965
I'm a man of literature and
languages.
271
00:19:59,965 --> 00:20:03,202
I've studied many religions
and theologies over the years.
272
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,870
Thank you.
- You're welcome.
273
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,905
- In the Christian Bible,
274
00:20:06,905 --> 00:20:10,576
man is punished for seeking
knowledge.
275
00:20:10,576 --> 00:20:14,279
In the garden of Eden, the
closer you get to the devil,
276
00:20:14,279 --> 00:20:17,349
the closer you get to
the truth.
277
00:20:17,349 --> 00:20:20,419
And I believe that Bartok
hears the truth
278
00:20:20,419 --> 00:20:23,055
directly from Lucifer.
279
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:27,993
And truth, ah, truth is
what I seek above all.
280
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:30,862
I'll go next.
281
00:20:30,862 --> 00:20:32,331
Mine is quick.
282
00:20:32,331 --> 00:20:36,702
Um, I actually have a poem
memorized that tells my story.
283
00:20:37,336 --> 00:20:38,437
- Oh, cool.
284
00:20:46,712 --> 00:20:49,715
There was a young woman
who worshiped the Lord.
285
00:20:49,715 --> 00:20:52,751
In church every Sunday,
her God she adored.
286
00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:55,587
She would help run the
service collect all the tithes,
287
00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:58,857
her husband and children
always by her side.
288
00:20:58,857 --> 00:21:02,127
She was taught that a
Christian's work isn't in vain.
289
00:21:02,127 --> 00:21:05,864
She hoped serving Jesus
might shield her from pain.
290
00:21:05,864 --> 00:21:10,002
Then one day she got word
that her husband had perished,
291
00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:12,638
taken by a drunk driver
in a flash.
292
00:21:12,638 --> 00:21:15,674
All she cherished was
broken and twisted up
293
00:21:15,674 --> 00:21:17,609
in shards of metal.
294
00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:20,145
That young woman in her grief
295
00:21:20,145 --> 00:21:25,150
took solace in the devil.
296
00:21:30,422 --> 00:21:31,256
Thank you.
297
00:21:33,325 --> 00:21:36,194
- Your husband died, so you
started worshiping the devil?
298
00:21:37,596 --> 00:21:40,232
- Yeah.
- Yeah. I get it.
299
00:21:40,232 --> 00:21:41,600
It's like that one time
in middle school,
300
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:43,435
I asked out my crush,
Rebekah Love Rodriguez,
301
00:21:43,435 --> 00:21:44,970
and she told me to
go suck an egg.
302
00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:46,405
So I just listened to the
"Phantom of the Opera"
303
00:21:46,405 --> 00:21:48,040
soundtrack for weeks.
304
00:21:48,907 --> 00:21:50,208
- Oh.
305
00:21:50,208 --> 00:21:53,879
- Well, what brought you
to Bartok, Marcus, hmm?
306
00:21:53,879 --> 00:21:56,815
What started you down this
lighted path that led you here?
307
00:21:58,817 --> 00:22:01,320
- Mine's a pretty darkened
tale as well. I dunno.
308
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:02,821
So I might need a little
something, something
309
00:22:02,821 --> 00:22:04,756
to loosen up the tongue to
spin this tortured yarn.
310
00:22:04,756 --> 00:22:06,625
- You want some of that?
- Oh, nah, nah, nah, nah.
311
00:22:06,625 --> 00:22:08,026
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
312
00:22:09,194 --> 00:22:11,363
Dangerous personality
types run in my family,
313
00:22:11,363 --> 00:22:13,065
so I've gotta be very
intentional when it comes
314
00:22:13,065 --> 00:22:15,600
to my libatious intake,
I dunno.
315
00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:17,235
I stick to my tiny wines.
316
00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:27,245
Mama always said, "Too mooch
juice and the beast gets loose."
317
00:22:28,647 --> 00:22:30,048
But I just need
enough to get my courage up.
318
00:23:01,646 --> 00:23:03,148
I was eight years old when
my father left.
319
00:23:03,148 --> 00:23:04,916
That weekend, my mama
took me to the flea market
320
00:23:04,916 --> 00:23:07,986
and gave me five bucks to
spend on anything I wanted.
321
00:23:07,986 --> 00:23:10,655
I dunno, to help
keep my mind off things.
322
00:23:10,655 --> 00:23:13,692
At first, I saw a Cabbage
Patch Doll with my name on it.
323
00:23:13,692 --> 00:23:16,762
Hooey, that doll was
something fierce.
324
00:23:16,762 --> 00:23:18,463
Spotted freckles.
325
00:23:18,463 --> 00:23:21,199
A little twist of red
yarn hair.
326
00:23:21,199 --> 00:23:23,802
Goddamn, it was a sight
to behold.
327
00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:27,172
And I always did think I'd
be a daddy to a ginger.
328
00:23:27,172 --> 00:23:28,006
- Oh.
329
00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:30,742
- But just before I handed
that fine doll seller
330
00:23:30,742 --> 00:23:33,111
my crispy Lincoln, I saw it,
one rack over
331
00:23:33,111 --> 00:23:35,414
behind a Lou Ferrigno
Christmas album,
332
00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:37,716
Bartok's first record.
333
00:23:37,716 --> 00:23:41,887
- Ah, "The Devil's Due."
- "The Devil's Due."
334
00:23:41,887 --> 00:23:45,891
I don't know what made me buy
it. Curiosity, compulsion?
335
00:23:45,891 --> 00:23:46,725
- Fate.
336
00:23:47,559 --> 00:23:48,593
- Mayhaps. Mayhaps.
337
00:23:50,328 --> 00:23:51,830
It also might have been
the goatee.
338
00:23:51,830 --> 00:23:54,065
Ever since ALF, I've had
an obsession with hair,
339
00:23:54,065 --> 00:23:58,370
both body and facial, wanting
more of it, wanting less.
340
00:23:58,370 --> 00:24:01,072
Having too mooch,
but never enoof.
341
00:24:01,072 --> 00:24:02,641
ALF's real name is
Gordon Shumway.
342
00:24:02,641 --> 00:24:05,076
- Can you finish your
story? Bartok, the record.
343
00:24:05,076 --> 00:24:06,611
- Oh, yeah, so I bought
the record, took it home,
344
00:24:06,611 --> 00:24:08,947
listened to it a bunch,
been a big fan ever since.
345
00:24:08,947 --> 00:24:12,050
Oh, beautiful.
346
00:24:12,918 --> 00:24:14,953
What about you, Jesminder?
347
00:24:14,953 --> 00:24:16,721
Oh, come on.
348
00:24:16,721 --> 00:24:20,392
The harder the shell,
the deeper the crack.
349
00:24:20,392 --> 00:24:21,393
Oh. Oh.
350
00:24:22,828 --> 00:24:27,165
- I am Jesminder. You can
call me Jesminder, not Jess.
351
00:24:28,233 --> 00:24:30,035
I am a tattoo artist
from Vegas,
352
00:24:30,035 --> 00:24:32,737
and do not ask me how many
tattoos I have.
353
00:24:32,737 --> 00:24:34,973
The question is rote
and basic.
354
00:24:34,973 --> 00:24:36,508
- Yeah.
355
00:24:36,508 --> 00:24:39,611
- My reason for being here
is different.
356
00:24:42,147 --> 00:24:44,182
I was Bartok's wife in a
past life,
357
00:24:45,650 --> 00:24:48,453
many past lives actually, and
I'm here to be with him again.
358
00:24:49,855 --> 00:24:52,624
We have already died a
thousand deaths together,
359
00:24:52,624 --> 00:24:56,261
and I would die a thousand
more just to be here now.
360
00:24:57,529 --> 00:25:00,532
I'm here for him, and not
to make merry,
361
00:25:00,532 --> 00:25:02,334
and not to mince words.
362
00:25:04,135 --> 00:25:06,905
- Oh, yeah, no, I don't
think you are mincing words.
363
00:25:06,905 --> 00:25:08,306
I dunno.
364
00:25:08,306 --> 00:25:09,708
- Why do you, why do you
keep saying that?
365
00:25:09,708 --> 00:25:10,542
I don't know, I don't know,
I don't know.
366
00:25:13,712 --> 00:25:14,980
- I dunno.
367
00:25:14,980 --> 00:25:19,951
Well, I'm Mack,
they/them.
368
00:25:21,152 --> 00:25:24,289
And feel free to ask me
how many tattoos I have.
369
00:25:24,289 --> 00:25:26,791
The answer's 12. My
favorite's Snoopy on my ankle.
370
00:25:26,791 --> 00:25:29,394
- Oh, I love Snoopy.
- Oh, me too.
371
00:25:29,394 --> 00:25:34,065
- And much like Mr. Duke, I'm
an investigator, a seeker.
372
00:25:34,065 --> 00:25:36,301
I believe in the power of
the elements,
373
00:25:36,301 --> 00:25:38,637
the natural elements.
374
00:25:38,637 --> 00:25:43,408
Bartok, I came across in high
school, consumed all his work.
375
00:25:43,408 --> 00:25:46,578
Through him, I've come to
learn more about myself
376
00:25:46,578 --> 00:25:49,548
and my place in the
world around me.
377
00:25:52,050 --> 00:25:55,220
Wow. Will
you look at us, huh?
378
00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:58,156
Five individuals from
differing backgrounds
379
00:25:58,156 --> 00:26:02,561
in various walks of life,
all assembled here, now,
380
00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:05,630
to take part in
something extraordinary
381
00:26:05,630 --> 00:26:08,900
and unprecedented
in his unholy name.
382
00:26:08,900 --> 00:26:10,969
Cheers to that.
383
00:26:10,969 --> 00:26:12,737
- To immortality!
384
00:26:12,737 --> 00:26:14,973
To immortality!
385
00:26:14,973 --> 00:26:18,243
To immortality!
386
00:26:23,949 --> 00:26:26,251
I'm so happy to be here
in Bartok's mansion.
387
00:26:28,987 --> 00:26:31,923
So, Onyx, Onyx,
tell me more about this ALF.
388
00:26:33,325 --> 00:26:35,727
Yeah, so ALF's
real name is Gordon Shumway.
389
00:26:35,727 --> 00:26:37,495
- Where is he from?
- Yeah, well, he's from
390
00:26:37,495 --> 00:26:40,632
the planet Melmac,
but he crash lands-
391
00:26:40,632 --> 00:26:44,302
- And then
I chopped my hair off.
392
00:26:45,170 --> 00:26:47,172
- Well, what do you see?
393
00:26:55,847 --> 00:26:58,617
- The chubby one didn't drink.
- What?
394
00:26:59,784 --> 00:27:03,755
The patty slinger?
Can't you make him?
395
00:27:03,755 --> 00:27:06,224
- It doesn't really work that
way. They have to be willing.
396
00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:10,328
- Well, what of everyone else?
397
00:27:10,328 --> 00:27:12,464
- Everything seems to
be going as planned.
398
00:27:13,298 --> 00:27:14,165
- Seems?
399
00:27:15,500 --> 00:27:16,935
You don't sound so sure.
400
00:27:17,936 --> 00:27:18,770
- I-
401
00:27:20,939 --> 00:27:23,041
- Do we have anything to
worry about?
402
00:27:23,041 --> 00:27:24,776
Is the ritual going to work?
403
00:27:29,681 --> 00:27:31,249
- No.
404
00:27:31,249 --> 00:27:33,251
- No, the ritual won't work?
405
00:27:33,251 --> 00:27:35,086
- No, we have nothing to
worry about.
406
00:27:37,656 --> 00:27:40,925
- Good. Then we move forward.
407
00:27:42,193 --> 00:27:45,296
Tomorrow you will guide them
408
00:27:45,296 --> 00:27:50,268
through the first ritual,
"The Book of Blood."
409
00:27:51,336 --> 00:27:54,406
This will quell any
uncertainty
410
00:27:54,406 --> 00:27:58,877
and lead us one step
closer to the talisman.
411
00:28:07,485 --> 00:28:11,056
Good morning, Marcus, Jesminder,
John, Shelley, and Mack.
412
00:28:11,056 --> 00:28:13,758
This is a reminder to please
wear your cleansing stones
413
00:28:13,758 --> 00:28:16,795
at all times during your
stay at Briardale Manor.
414
00:28:16,795 --> 00:28:19,364
After your meal, we will
meet in the ritual room
415
00:28:19,364 --> 00:28:22,701
with full bellies, steady
hearts, and willing spirits.
416
00:28:45,390 --> 00:28:46,658
Good morning, all.
417
00:28:46,658 --> 00:28:49,027
I am Farrah,
delegate to Bartok,
418
00:28:49,027 --> 00:28:50,762
servant to our great
Lord Lucifer.
419
00:28:52,030 --> 00:28:54,432
This is the Grand Grimoire.
420
00:28:56,134 --> 00:28:56,968
- Oh.
421
00:28:57,836 --> 00:28:59,137
What's that?
422
00:28:59,137 --> 00:29:01,005
- It's like the devil's bible.
423
00:29:01,005 --> 00:29:04,209
- All the unholy knowledge
in the world
424
00:29:04,209 --> 00:29:08,046
bound in the skin of
fallen angels.
425
00:29:09,147 --> 00:29:10,482
- Sick.
426
00:29:10,482 --> 00:29:13,051
- You were not chosen
at random.
427
00:29:13,051 --> 00:29:16,721
The souls required to perform
the ritual of Abaddon Rising
428
00:29:16,721 --> 00:29:19,724
were called out a
millennia ago by this book.
429
00:29:21,192 --> 00:29:24,195
You will each need to bleed
on the primary sigil, here.
430
00:29:24,195 --> 00:29:25,663
The book will tell me
whether or not
431
00:29:25,663 --> 00:29:27,265
you have a rightful place.
432
00:29:31,069 --> 00:29:32,670
Who would like to
approach first?
433
00:29:33,838 --> 00:29:34,806
- Let's do this.
434
00:29:37,475 --> 00:29:39,377
I know my place.
435
00:29:39,377 --> 00:29:40,979
- Your hand.
436
00:29:40,979 --> 00:29:45,283
Et In Nomine Tuo.
437
00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:56,161
Next.
438
00:30:02,700 --> 00:30:05,136
- Mm, ow! Fuck, fuck, fuck.
439
00:30:05,136 --> 00:30:08,206
Ow, fuck. Fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck, mm.
440
00:30:08,206 --> 00:30:09,374
- The book, Marcus.
441
00:30:10,642 --> 00:30:13,211
- Mm. How many squeezes?
442
00:30:13,211 --> 00:30:14,712
How many squeezes?
- That, that's enough.
443
00:30:14,712 --> 00:30:15,547
That's enough.
444
00:30:33,331 --> 00:30:34,933
Yes.
445
00:30:34,933 --> 00:30:36,668
- What does it mean?
446
00:30:36,668 --> 00:30:39,804
- You have royal blood
dating back generations.
447
00:30:39,804 --> 00:30:43,174
You are the queen.
And you are allowed.
448
00:30:43,174 --> 00:30:44,142
- I knew it.
449
00:30:50,715 --> 00:30:51,950
- The viking.
450
00:30:51,950 --> 00:30:52,917
- Wow. What?
451
00:30:55,353 --> 00:30:57,555
- You exist within an
ancient Nordic bloodline
452
00:30:57,555 --> 00:31:00,925
that flows forward and
backward from your family.
453
00:31:00,925 --> 00:31:02,560
You are allowed.
454
00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:06,431
- Ooh, holy crap!
Can you believe it?
455
00:31:06,431 --> 00:31:10,068
I'm a Viking, y'all.
456
00:31:10,068 --> 00:31:15,073
Up top, up top!
457
00:31:23,581 --> 00:31:27,051
- Leave it to our dark
father to surprise us.
458
00:31:27,051 --> 00:31:32,056
Turns out this polished, refined
man built of tweed and twee
459
00:31:33,524 --> 00:31:35,360
is also a werewolf.
460
00:31:36,494 --> 00:31:38,463
Lycanthrope blood pulses
through your veins.
461
00:31:39,898 --> 00:31:41,733
Whatever the amount and
however dormant it may be,
462
00:31:41,733 --> 00:31:43,534
it is still present nonetheless.
463
00:31:44,702 --> 00:31:46,437
And you are allowed.
464
00:31:53,878 --> 00:31:56,114
A mystic. Spellcaster.
465
00:31:57,482 --> 00:32:00,351
The witch in this
lifetime and many others.
466
00:32:01,319 --> 00:32:03,488
- Really?
- You have great power,
467
00:32:03,488 --> 00:32:04,756
but you already knew that.
468
00:32:05,657 --> 00:32:06,724
Use it wisely.
469
00:32:07,959 --> 00:32:10,561
You, Mackenzie, are allowed.
470
00:32:18,937 --> 00:32:20,171
- Huh?
471
00:32:20,171 --> 00:32:23,708
- You are the virgin.
And you are allowed.
472
00:32:23,708 --> 00:32:25,476
- What the fuck?
473
00:32:25,476 --> 00:32:26,611
- You're just as an
important piece
474
00:32:26,611 --> 00:32:28,613
to this puzzle as anyone else.
475
00:32:28,613 --> 00:32:31,282
- Bullshit. Jesminder's
an ancient queen.
476
00:32:31,282 --> 00:32:33,051
Shelley found out
she's a viking.
477
00:32:33,051 --> 00:32:34,986
Oh, how cool and against
type is that?
478
00:32:34,986 --> 00:32:39,257
Mr. Duke is part fucking
werewolf. Are you kidding me?
479
00:32:39,257 --> 00:32:41,059
And Mack's an
all-too-powerful witch,
480
00:32:41,059 --> 00:32:43,628
but I'm just a fat fucking,
fat fucking virgin.
481
00:32:44,829 --> 00:32:49,100
Oh, goddamn, they did your
boy dirty.
482
00:32:49,100 --> 00:32:51,970
- Well, are you a virgin?
483
00:32:51,970 --> 00:32:53,604
- Huh?
484
00:32:53,604 --> 00:32:56,641
- Are you a virgin, Marcus?
485
00:32:56,641 --> 00:32:58,109
There's no shame in it.
486
00:32:58,109 --> 00:32:59,210
- Well, first of all,
Mr. Duke,
487
00:32:59,210 --> 00:33:00,678
there is shame in everything.
488
00:33:00,678 --> 00:33:02,447
I'm surprised they didn't
teach you that in Yale school.
489
00:33:02,447 --> 00:33:04,849
And besides that, yes,
I am a virgin, goddamn.
490
00:33:04,849 --> 00:33:06,351
The only thing that's
ever touched my wee-wee
491
00:33:06,351 --> 00:33:08,619
is my never washed pair of
Battle K.A.T.T.S. Underoos.
492
00:33:10,989 --> 00:33:13,157
- The point is, all is
in place
493
00:33:13,157 --> 00:33:15,426
for the ritual of
Abaddon Rising,
494
00:33:15,426 --> 00:33:18,296
a ritual that requires one
lycan, one witch, one viking,
495
00:33:18,296 --> 00:33:21,366
one queen, and yes,
one virgin.
496
00:33:21,366 --> 00:33:23,434
- Goddammit.
497
00:33:23,434 --> 00:33:26,237
- I must report my findings.
You will hear from me soon.
498
00:33:31,042 --> 00:33:32,543
- So you've never even...
499
00:33:34,879 --> 00:33:39,884
What? No.
500
00:33:41,953 --> 00:33:43,521
I mean, what would that
even do?
501
00:33:52,964 --> 00:33:56,100
- Each are devoted,
each bled for you.
502
00:33:56,100 --> 00:33:57,168
All five are present.
503
00:33:59,637 --> 00:34:01,773
- They're all here. All five.
504
00:34:02,740 --> 00:34:03,574
- All of them.
505
00:34:05,009 --> 00:34:07,178
We're so close. So close.
506
00:34:09,647 --> 00:34:10,915
- Open it.
507
00:34:18,489 --> 00:34:19,991
Okay.
508
00:34:22,827 --> 00:34:26,030
Show me the way, Lord.
509
00:34:26,030 --> 00:34:28,633
Show me the way to
the talisman.
510
00:34:30,635 --> 00:34:33,905
Show me the way to true power.
511
00:34:33,905 --> 00:34:38,276
Pay me back for all the years
of service. Show me the way!
512
00:34:40,311 --> 00:34:42,313
Show me the fucking way.
513
00:34:47,585 --> 00:34:48,419
Ooh.
514
00:34:50,054 --> 00:34:50,888
Ooh.
515
00:34:52,457 --> 00:34:56,094
Yes.
516
00:34:56,094 --> 00:34:58,229
Thank you, Father.
517
00:35:12,777 --> 00:35:13,611
Boom.
518
00:35:15,379 --> 00:35:19,117
Tonight, we capture
519
00:35:21,953 --> 00:35:22,787
eternity.
520
00:35:36,834 --> 00:35:40,371
- So have you ever
like, transformed?
521
00:35:42,673 --> 00:35:44,308
- Never.
522
00:35:44,308 --> 00:35:48,646
I've never even imagined being
anything more than a man.
523
00:35:49,847 --> 00:35:52,116
Never even dreamt
it a possibility.
524
00:35:53,417 --> 00:35:54,652
That is until...
525
00:35:57,355 --> 00:35:59,524
- Until when?
526
00:35:59,524 --> 00:36:01,025
- I have kissed
somebody before,
527
00:36:01,025 --> 00:36:02,927
so I've lost my
mouth virginity.
528
00:36:02,927 --> 00:36:05,696
But I guess that's just not
enough for that stupid book.
529
00:36:07,064 --> 00:36:08,599
- I had a dream last night.
530
00:36:09,867 --> 00:36:12,236
And I believe it
was preparing me
531
00:36:12,236 --> 00:36:14,505
for what the Book of Blood
would reveal.
532
00:36:15,907 --> 00:36:20,912
In it, I, I saw my hands
growing claws,
533
00:36:23,948 --> 00:36:26,984
and my face, my face
covered in fur.
534
00:36:28,686 --> 00:36:32,089
I was inside of my own body,
535
00:36:32,089 --> 00:36:34,325
but somehow outside of
it as well.
536
00:36:34,325 --> 00:36:35,159
- Me too.
537
00:36:36,394 --> 00:36:37,995
I had a dream just like it.
538
00:36:37,995 --> 00:36:40,431
I mean, not the werewolf part.
539
00:36:40,431 --> 00:36:44,302
But it was a foreshadowing
of sorts.
540
00:36:45,469 --> 00:36:50,208
I was on the ocean in
a great, great big boat
541
00:36:53,010 --> 00:36:55,046
surrounded by men,
542
00:36:56,380 --> 00:36:59,016
all looking to me for orders.
543
00:37:01,085 --> 00:37:02,119
- Sounds legit.
544
00:37:03,521 --> 00:37:04,822
- My friend Elijah thought
I got a hand job once
545
00:37:04,822 --> 00:37:06,424
from Kim Greene when we all
skipped school
546
00:37:06,424 --> 00:37:08,459
to go see a matinee of
"Ever After."
547
00:37:08,459 --> 00:37:10,061
I don't know, but in reality,
548
00:37:10,061 --> 00:37:12,096
Kim had just dropped a
piece of popcorn on my lap
549
00:37:12,096 --> 00:37:15,733
and had a wicked hard time
retrieving that rogue kernel.
550
00:37:15,733 --> 00:37:17,101
- I dreamt I was on a throne
551
00:37:18,502 --> 00:37:20,438
with an ever-expanding
army at my beck and call.
552
00:37:21,305 --> 00:37:25,676
A queen surveying many lands.
553
00:37:30,047 --> 00:37:33,050
- Oh, cool, well, I dreamt I
didn't fuck anybody last night,
554
00:37:33,050 --> 00:37:36,087
so I guess we all had
pretty fortuitous dreams.
555
00:37:53,638 --> 00:37:55,706
- This way.
- Stay close.
556
00:37:55,706 --> 00:37:56,841
Yes, master.
557
00:38:00,378 --> 00:38:04,882
- Mack, did you have a
dream last night?
558
00:38:04,882 --> 00:38:05,716
- Who's asking?
559
00:38:07,151 --> 00:38:08,519
- Well, Mr. Duke's asking.
560
00:38:09,720 --> 00:38:11,088
- Yeah. I, I, did.
561
00:38:12,556 --> 00:38:13,824
- You mind sharing?
562
00:38:18,496 --> 00:38:19,563
- I was a witch
563
00:38:21,232 --> 00:38:24,802
levitating above a
circle of other witches,
564
00:38:26,170 --> 00:38:28,973
all chanting my name
and lifting me up.
565
00:38:32,243 --> 00:38:33,978
- That's fucking tight too.
566
00:38:33,978 --> 00:38:36,180
Meanwhile, I slept like a
dumb-dumb baby.
567
00:38:36,180 --> 00:38:37,848
If I had a nightmare,
y'all'd know.
568
00:38:37,848 --> 00:38:40,084
I'd wake up gripping the
sheets something fierce
569
00:38:40,084 --> 00:38:41,252
and yelling, "Jesus!"
570
00:38:42,219 --> 00:38:43,087
- Interesting.
571
00:38:44,522 --> 00:38:47,958
We all, well, most of us,
had vivid dreams last night
572
00:38:47,958 --> 00:38:50,394
foretelling our callings
from the Book of Blood.
573
00:38:51,595 --> 00:38:53,731
But what,
what does it mean?
574
00:38:54,865 --> 00:38:56,033
- How about this?
575
00:38:57,601 --> 00:39:02,173
We break into Bartok's study,
look at the Grimoire ourselves
576
00:39:02,173 --> 00:39:04,408
and find out what the
fuck it all means.
577
00:39:04,408 --> 00:39:05,843
- Schwa?
578
00:39:05,843 --> 00:39:08,579
- Well, Bartok and, uh, delegate
just left for the evening.
579
00:39:08,579 --> 00:39:11,115
I mean, I saw them go that way.
580
00:39:11,115 --> 00:39:12,950
Oh, come on, Mr. Duke.
581
00:39:14,318 --> 00:39:16,220
Think about all that juicy
knowledge
582
00:39:16,220 --> 00:39:18,055
that resides in that book.
583
00:39:18,055 --> 00:39:19,890
Don't you wanna sink
your little
584
00:39:19,890 --> 00:39:21,726
truth-seeking fangs into it?
585
00:39:21,726 --> 00:39:25,696
- I would die to know
more about that ritual.
586
00:39:25,696 --> 00:39:26,997
- Yes.
587
00:39:26,997 --> 00:39:29,533
- Tempted by the forbidden
fruit, huh?
588
00:39:32,002 --> 00:39:33,404
Dare we take a bite?
589
00:39:34,672 --> 00:39:35,506
- Dare we?
590
00:39:39,810 --> 00:39:41,245
- Dare we?
591
00:40:05,069 --> 00:40:06,537
Let me try.
592
00:40:06,537 --> 00:40:08,005
I've got a surprisingly
firm grip due to the amount
593
00:40:08,005 --> 00:40:10,341
of marshmallow fluff jars
I've opened up over the years.
594
00:40:10,341 --> 00:40:13,544
I used to put
that shit on everything.
595
00:40:22,686 --> 00:40:24,688
- What? Are we close?
596
00:40:27,191 --> 00:40:28,092
- Yes, I think so.
597
00:40:34,665 --> 00:40:37,401
- I'm talking English muffins.
I'm talking Pop-Tarts.
598
00:40:37,401 --> 00:40:41,038
Fuck, I'm even talking bean
burritos. I don't give a shit.
599
00:40:54,819 --> 00:40:55,619
- Here.
600
00:40:57,288 --> 00:40:59,390
The map says here.
601
00:41:45,603 --> 00:41:47,171
- Well, can anyone pick a lock?
602
00:41:47,171 --> 00:41:48,839
- Wait, my Meat Hut
skeleton key.
603
00:41:48,839 --> 00:41:50,741
- Your what?
604
00:41:50,741 --> 00:41:52,877
- This key opens everything.
605
00:41:52,877 --> 00:41:54,578
I inherited it from my former
boss, Rick,
606
00:41:54,578 --> 00:41:56,580
the night he quit the Meat
Hut, left me in charge,
607
00:41:56,580 --> 00:41:58,415
and promptly killed himself.
608
00:41:58,415 --> 00:42:00,818
I don't know, I think Rick's
wife might've left him,
609
00:42:00,818 --> 00:42:03,254
or maybe Rick never had a
wife at all.
610
00:42:03,254 --> 00:42:06,957
- Marcus, this lock is most
likely 200 years old or more.
611
00:42:06,957 --> 00:42:09,293
There is no way your
fast food key is gonna...
612
00:42:10,794 --> 00:42:12,596
Oh.
613
00:42:12,596 --> 00:42:14,164
Oh, I stand corrected.
614
00:42:21,805 --> 00:42:25,175
Unholy Father, how you
blessed us.
615
00:42:26,877 --> 00:42:28,879
Oh.
616
00:42:28,879 --> 00:42:30,881
- There.
617
00:42:30,881 --> 00:42:33,984
The book.
618
00:42:42,526 --> 00:42:43,360
- Ah.
619
00:42:45,062 --> 00:42:48,732
Ah, here it is.
620
00:42:48,732 --> 00:42:50,868
Well, can you read it?
621
00:42:50,868 --> 00:42:52,803
- In, in, in pieces.
622
00:42:52,803 --> 00:42:54,638
It's written in an
ancient language
623
00:42:54,638 --> 00:42:58,943
I'm not entirely familiar
with, possibly Samarian or,
624
00:42:58,943 --> 00:43:00,811
or a derivative of such.
625
00:43:00,811 --> 00:43:04,515
I brought my compact mini
library of dead languages
626
00:43:04,515 --> 00:43:06,750
with me,
but they're in my room.
627
00:43:06,750 --> 00:43:08,018
- Nerd.
628
00:43:08,018 --> 00:43:09,520
What does it
say about the virgin?
629
00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:10,754
That he has the power to
cradle his flacid wee-wee
630
00:43:10,754 --> 00:43:12,656
in his hands and cry
for hours on end?
631
00:43:13,724 --> 00:43:16,327
- Ah, here it is.
632
00:43:16,327 --> 00:43:21,332
"The ritual of Abaddon
Rising is meant to empower,
633
00:43:24,368 --> 00:43:29,373
imbue, something, something,
never-ending life."
634
00:43:36,347 --> 00:43:38,182
Oh, yes.
635
00:43:38,182 --> 00:43:42,987
- "But first, the Knife
of Dagon must be acquired,
636
00:43:42,987 --> 00:43:47,157
then the five devoted souls
must be..."
637
00:43:48,292 --> 00:43:49,793
- Must be what?
638
00:43:49,793 --> 00:43:52,262
- It, it, it's a word I'm
not entirely familiar with.
639
00:43:52,262 --> 00:43:56,100
Captivated? Enraptured?
640
00:44:05,609 --> 00:44:10,080
"Once the five souls are
present, the map of Sammael
641
00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:15,085
will be revealed and lead
to the Talisman of Souls."
642
00:44:19,657 --> 00:44:20,591
- The what?
643
00:44:37,441 --> 00:44:41,979
"Once the talisman is empowered
and in your possession,
644
00:44:41,979 --> 00:44:46,984
you will be able to summon
the infernal ruler Abaddon
645
00:44:48,719 --> 00:44:52,022
and absorb his power."
646
00:45:07,104 --> 00:45:10,541
So if, if, if I'm to
understand this correctly,
647
00:45:10,541 --> 00:45:12,476
once Abaddon has risen-
648
00:45:12,476 --> 00:45:15,713
- Aw.
- Our immortality is gained,
649
00:45:16,747 --> 00:45:20,451
Bartok takes Abaddon's power,
but-
650
00:45:20,451 --> 00:45:21,952
- But what?
651
00:45:21,952 --> 00:45:24,121
- There's a warning here at
the bottom.
652
00:45:24,121 --> 00:45:26,824
"If a mortal tries to
raise Abaddon,
653
00:45:27,725 --> 00:45:30,260
beware the prophecy of the-"
654
00:45:37,735 --> 00:45:40,571
- Secret passageways. Are you
kidding me?
655
00:45:45,909 --> 00:45:48,779
- The what? The prophecy of
the what?
656
00:45:48,779 --> 00:45:50,881
- The prophecy of the,
I don't know, it's gone.
657
00:45:50,881 --> 00:45:52,449
- What the fuck?
658
00:45:54,585 --> 00:45:56,120
- We have to go.
659
00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:57,755
Marcus.
- Onyx?
660
00:45:57,755 --> 00:45:59,590
- Zee?
- Onyx?
661
00:45:59,590 --> 00:46:01,191
- Zee!
- Onyx.
662
00:46:01,191 --> 00:46:02,659
- Zee!
- We have to go!
663
00:46:02,659 --> 00:46:03,794
- Zee!
- But Onyx-
664
00:46:03,794 --> 00:46:05,262
- Now, we have to go!
665
00:46:05,262 --> 00:46:06,764
- Onyx?
- Zee! Zee!
666
00:47:13,664 --> 00:47:14,731
- Now, focus.
667
00:47:20,571 --> 00:47:21,572
Hail, Satan.
668
00:47:23,740 --> 00:47:25,275
Son of light.
669
00:47:28,512 --> 00:47:30,514
Bring me the
first sacrifice.
670
00:48:07,651 --> 00:48:09,119
- I want to see Bartok.
671
00:48:11,288 --> 00:48:13,657
- Of course. He's been
expecting you.
672
00:48:13,657 --> 00:48:16,093
- Welcome, my dear.
673
00:48:16,093 --> 00:48:18,962
Please, have a seat.
674
00:48:28,739 --> 00:48:32,075
You know, you and I have
met many times
675
00:48:32,075 --> 00:48:35,045
over thousands and
thousands of years.
676
00:48:36,380 --> 00:48:40,384
And it has all culminated
into this moment.
677
00:48:48,025 --> 00:48:49,026
It's your time
678
00:48:51,028 --> 00:48:54,164
to make the ultimate sacrifice.
679
00:49:16,653 --> 00:49:18,055
Ade due Damballa.
680
00:49:19,723 --> 00:49:22,359
Give me the power,
I beg of you.
681
00:49:24,628 --> 00:49:25,963
Secoise entienne
682
00:49:28,532 --> 00:49:29,366
mais pois
683
00:49:31,768 --> 00:49:32,936
de morte!
684
00:49:37,774 --> 00:49:38,608
Yes.
685
00:49:39,743 --> 00:49:41,144
That's it.
686
00:49:41,144 --> 00:49:43,747
Give me all of you.
All of you.
687
00:49:45,182 --> 00:49:46,116
Everything.
688
00:49:47,985 --> 00:49:49,319
Every last drop.
689
00:50:00,931 --> 00:50:03,600
Goddammit!
690
00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:05,402
So many fucking cobwebs.
691
00:50:14,144 --> 00:50:14,978
- Onyx?
692
00:50:16,146 --> 00:50:17,914
Oh, hey.
693
00:50:17,914 --> 00:50:19,349
What are y'all doing in here?
694
00:50:19,349 --> 00:50:21,718
- Uh, Mr. Duke is just
trying to write down
695
00:50:21,718 --> 00:50:23,954
everything he can remember
from the book.
696
00:50:23,954 --> 00:50:25,989
We're trying to learn more
about the final ritual.
697
00:50:25,989 --> 00:50:28,458
- Oh, awesome.
- Hell yeah.
698
00:50:29,626 --> 00:50:31,762
- Are you okay?
699
00:50:31,762 --> 00:50:34,831
- Ah, yeah, nah,
it's just, huh?
700
00:50:34,831 --> 00:50:37,667
What, how does that? Oh.
701
00:50:37,667 --> 00:50:39,202
There's a, I was wondering
how it,
702
00:50:39,202 --> 00:50:41,705
there's a little button
on the side so that, yeah,
703
00:50:41,705 --> 00:50:45,909
that just off and then back on
again, it's so cute.
704
00:50:45,909 --> 00:50:49,846
Oh. I love the mechanics
of these vintage lamps.
705
00:50:49,846 --> 00:50:52,182
- Yeah, Onyx, you don't
really seem okay.
706
00:50:52,182 --> 00:50:54,117
Did something happen to you?
707
00:50:54,117 --> 00:50:56,520
No. I just.
708
00:50:58,388 --> 00:50:59,189
Huh.
709
00:51:02,659 --> 00:51:05,829
So when y'all left, I got
stuck behind this painting.
710
00:51:05,829 --> 00:51:08,131
- Aw, man, we're sorry. We
just didn't know where you were.
711
00:51:08,131 --> 00:51:10,267
- Oh, nah, nah, nah, nah,
nah, nah, nah.
712
00:51:10,267 --> 00:51:11,635
It's fine. It's fine.
713
00:51:12,736 --> 00:51:16,473
It's just, I saw
Jesminder and Bartok,
714
00:51:16,473 --> 00:51:18,809
and at first they were
just talking.
715
00:51:21,078 --> 00:51:24,481
But then they got a little
smoochie, which is fine.
716
00:51:24,481 --> 00:51:25,315
That's fine.
717
00:51:27,417 --> 00:51:28,385
But then-
- Then?
718
00:51:31,588 --> 00:51:34,057
- He stabbed her and stabbed
her until she was dead!
719
00:51:34,057 --> 00:51:35,492
- What?
720
00:51:35,492 --> 00:51:37,160
- With the Knife of
Dagon, right in the chest.
721
00:51:37,160 --> 00:51:39,429
And I watched all the
life drain from her eyes
722
00:51:39,429 --> 00:51:41,098
until she passed out
and turned into
723
00:51:41,098 --> 00:51:43,100
some kind of soulless ghoul.
724
00:51:43,100 --> 00:51:45,936
♪ Somewhere out there ♪
725
00:51:45,936 --> 00:51:47,737
- Wait, what the fuck
is happening?
726
00:51:47,737 --> 00:51:50,874
- Sorry. When I get nervous,
I start singing Fievel.
727
00:51:50,874 --> 00:51:52,142
Can I get one of those?
728
00:51:52,142 --> 00:51:52,943
- Yeah.
729
00:51:56,746 --> 00:51:59,349
It doesn't sound like
immortality Mr. Duke.
730
00:52:00,283 --> 00:52:01,451
What the fuck is going on?
731
00:52:01,451 --> 00:52:03,086
Why did they really
bring us here?
732
00:52:04,521 --> 00:52:08,225
- Marcus, are you sure you
saw what you think you saw?
733
00:52:08,225 --> 00:52:09,693
- Oh, huh. Well, no.
734
00:52:09,693 --> 00:52:11,528
Let me think about it.
Maybe I, no, maybe I did.
735
00:52:11,528 --> 00:52:13,196
Yes. I fucking saw what
I think I saw.
736
00:52:13,196 --> 00:52:14,331
- Okay, okay.
737
00:52:14,331 --> 00:52:16,066
- The knife took out all
of her soul goo.
738
00:52:16,066 --> 00:52:19,569
And the handle glowed like
a bedazzled Lite-Brite.
739
00:52:19,569 --> 00:52:22,672
- Marcus, do you think you can
draw what that looked like?
740
00:52:22,672 --> 00:52:23,507
- Yes, sir.
741
00:52:24,541 --> 00:52:27,210
- Did he say anything or
speak anything
742
00:52:27,210 --> 00:52:29,045
while these actions occurred?
743
00:52:29,045 --> 00:52:31,314
Yeah. Some kind of incantation.
744
00:52:31,314 --> 00:52:32,549
- Do you remember any of it?
745
00:52:32,549 --> 00:52:35,685
- Yeah, it was like, uh,
uh, dada,
746
00:52:35,685 --> 00:52:37,854
or doo doo, dada doo doo,
or no,
747
00:52:37,854 --> 00:52:39,122
maybe doo doo came first.
748
00:52:39,122 --> 00:52:42,259
Doo doo, dada, doo doo, uh,
Scooby-Doo,
749
00:52:42,259 --> 00:52:44,227
uh, yabba-dabba-doo.
750
00:52:48,398 --> 00:52:50,100
- My word.
751
00:52:50,100 --> 00:52:52,702
This is, I believe, the
Talisman of Souls.
752
00:52:53,970 --> 00:52:55,939
- Hmm. Interesting.
753
00:52:55,939 --> 00:52:57,107
- What?
754
00:52:57,107 --> 00:52:59,242
- The smoke burns as it
fills my lungs.
755
00:52:59,242 --> 00:53:00,710
I've never had a
cigarette before,
756
00:53:00,710 --> 00:53:02,445
and I feel like I'm gonna
vomit my entrails out.
757
00:53:02,445 --> 00:53:03,880
Okay.
758
00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:07,017
Uh, we really have to
find that missing page.
759
00:53:07,017 --> 00:53:08,285
- The what?
760
00:53:08,285 --> 00:53:11,288
- In the Grimoire, after
the ritual of Abaddon,
761
00:53:11,288 --> 00:53:12,856
there was a warning.
762
00:53:12,856 --> 00:53:15,825
It stated, "Beware the
prophecy of the,"
763
00:53:15,825 --> 00:53:17,594
and then the next page
was missing.
764
00:53:19,095 --> 00:53:20,564
- I think I saw
the missing page.
765
00:53:20,564 --> 00:53:21,831
- You did?
- Where?
766
00:53:21,831 --> 00:53:23,333
- It was taped behind the
painting.
767
00:53:23,333 --> 00:53:26,036
I saw it when Jesminder was
getting zoinked and mcgoink'd.
768
00:53:26,036 --> 00:53:27,470
- Goodnight, honored guests.
769
00:53:27,470 --> 00:53:29,573
Please retire to your
individual quarters
770
00:53:29,573 --> 00:53:31,641
and meet downstairs in
the morning,
771
00:53:31,641 --> 00:53:34,578
for tomorrow we will prepare
for our second ritual.
772
00:53:35,579 --> 00:53:36,446
- Ah, that's it.
773
00:53:39,683 --> 00:53:43,019
- Which will lead us one
step closer to immortality.
774
00:53:46,223 --> 00:53:48,491
- During the second ritual,
one of us
775
00:53:48,491 --> 00:53:51,228
sneaks off to retrieve
the missing page.
776
00:53:51,228 --> 00:53:55,365
That page might help me put all
these puzzle pieces together
777
00:53:55,365 --> 00:53:57,968
and uncover what awaits us.
778
00:53:57,968 --> 00:54:01,304
Something tells me that
Bartok and delegate
779
00:54:01,304 --> 00:54:04,140
have a puzzle of their
own to solve.
780
00:54:04,140 --> 00:54:08,044
Let's just hope we solve
ours first.
781
00:54:15,986 --> 00:54:18,855
- Welcome to the Ritual of
the Box Demon.
782
00:54:18,855 --> 00:54:22,559
You will each enter
this room alone, empty,
783
00:54:22,559 --> 00:54:25,462
except for a peculiar
wooden box.
784
00:54:25,462 --> 00:54:27,530
Open the doors to that box.
785
00:54:27,530 --> 00:54:30,800
There you will confront a
small yet powerful demon.
786
00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:34,271
To this demon you will
unburden yourself.
787
00:54:34,271 --> 00:54:37,974
Share with it a secret that
weighs heavily on your heart.
788
00:54:39,776 --> 00:54:41,011
Yes, Mackenzie?
789
00:54:41,011 --> 00:54:42,379
- Where's Jesminder?
790
00:54:42,379 --> 00:54:43,813
I mean, don't we need her
for the ritual?
791
00:54:43,813 --> 00:54:45,282
- Yeah.
792
00:54:45,282 --> 00:54:48,652
- Jesminder is helping
our master with something
793
00:54:48,652 --> 00:54:49,986
of great importance.
794
00:54:51,921 --> 00:54:53,723
A preparation for the
795
00:54:56,393 --> 00:54:57,861
final ritual.
796
00:54:59,429 --> 00:55:03,767
In exchange for that secret,
you will request a truth.
797
00:55:03,767 --> 00:55:04,834
Ask wisely.
798
00:55:06,036 --> 00:55:08,805
Ask for an answer that
no one could give you.
799
00:55:09,906 --> 00:55:13,176
No one except for our
Eternal Father.
800
00:55:14,544 --> 00:55:18,114
But beware, for the truth
this creature speaks
801
00:55:18,114 --> 00:55:20,317
is not for the faint of heart.
802
00:55:20,317 --> 00:55:22,952
For what he knows about
you could challenge
803
00:55:22,952 --> 00:55:24,621
the very essence of self
804
00:55:25,989 --> 00:55:29,893
and untether you with a singular
devastating proclamation.
805
00:55:34,197 --> 00:55:35,298
Yes, Marcus?
806
00:55:35,298 --> 00:55:37,834
- I gotta take a big ol' shit.
807
00:55:37,834 --> 00:55:40,737
- Now?
- Um, let me check.
808
00:55:40,737 --> 00:55:44,941
Yeah, now. For sure.
809
00:55:44,941 --> 00:55:46,843
- Fine, then go. We'll start
without you.
810
00:55:46,843 --> 00:55:48,745
But if you're not back
before your turn,
811
00:55:48,745 --> 00:55:50,980
by Satan's unholy name, you
will be rendered ineligible
812
00:55:50,980 --> 00:55:53,516
and ejected from Bartok's
mansion post-haste.
813
00:55:53,516 --> 00:55:54,951
- Got it.
814
00:55:54,951 --> 00:55:58,121
Shit quick else be deemed
unworthy.
815
00:55:59,322 --> 00:56:01,925
- Mackenzie, would you
like to go first?
816
00:56:02,892 --> 00:56:03,727
- I'd be honored.
817
00:56:39,362 --> 00:56:41,164
Goddammit.
818
00:56:41,164 --> 00:56:44,167
How are all these cobwebs
at exactly mouth level?
819
00:56:57,046 --> 00:57:00,150
- Keeping it beefy.
Keeping it beefy.
820
00:57:00,150 --> 00:57:02,986
Keeping it beefy.
Keeping it beefy.
821
00:57:02,986 --> 00:57:05,388
Keeping it beefy.
Keeping it beefy.
822
00:57:05,388 --> 00:57:06,222
Huh.
823
00:57:13,263 --> 00:57:14,964
Yes.
824
00:57:16,299 --> 00:57:19,502
The box demon speaks directly
to your soul's cradle.
825
00:57:19,502 --> 00:57:23,673
Steady yourselves and steel
your nerves for his truths.
826
00:57:23,673 --> 00:57:24,507
Mr. Duke.
827
00:57:38,888 --> 00:57:39,923
- I'm ready to go in.
828
00:57:41,057 --> 00:57:42,292
Hmm.
829
00:57:43,693 --> 00:57:45,695
Gotta
get back for the box demon.
830
00:57:45,695 --> 00:57:48,398
Gotta get back for the
box demon.
831
00:57:48,398 --> 00:57:50,066
Uh-huh.
832
00:57:54,170 --> 00:57:56,840
- Oh, how's it going down here
with all the box demon stuff?
833
00:57:58,541 --> 00:58:01,611
Shelley.
834
00:58:04,080 --> 00:58:05,648
- I gave him the page.
835
00:58:05,648 --> 00:58:07,050
- Shut the fuck up.
- Yep.
836
00:58:13,022 --> 00:58:15,458
Oh!
837
00:58:15,458 --> 00:58:18,228
You've shattered
my mind!
838
00:58:18,228 --> 00:58:21,264
Oh, oh, there's a raccoon
in the car!
839
00:58:34,811 --> 00:58:36,946
- Whatever's going on in there
must be pretty heavy stuff.
840
00:58:36,946 --> 00:58:38,214
It's probably
for the better
841
00:58:38,214 --> 00:58:39,949
that I emptied out my
system first.
842
00:58:41,784 --> 00:58:42,585
No, don't ever
let go. Don't ever let go.
843
00:58:57,200 --> 00:59:00,370
- Go to him. Go to your master.
844
00:59:09,212 --> 00:59:11,047
- Shelley, where are you going?
845
00:59:12,882 --> 00:59:15,251
- She's going to her master.
She's in quite a state.
846
00:59:15,251 --> 00:59:16,920
- Yeah, we all are, but
I think it'd be better
847
00:59:16,920 --> 00:59:18,855
if we just stay together,
I mean, right, Shelley?
848
00:59:18,855 --> 00:59:20,757
Stay with me.
- I...
849
00:59:20,757 --> 00:59:23,660
- Mackenzie, please. We
all have free will here.
850
00:59:23,660 --> 00:59:24,794
- I'm not gonna let him
do to her what he did
851
00:59:24,794 --> 00:59:26,763
to Jesminder, you hear me?
852
00:59:27,964 --> 00:59:29,966
- Jesminder?
Whatever could you mean?
853
00:59:29,966 --> 00:59:32,368
- Yes, Mack,
whatever could you mean?
854
00:59:35,238 --> 00:59:37,740
Shelley, he's ready for
you now.
855
00:59:37,740 --> 00:59:39,842
- What the fuck?
856
00:59:39,842 --> 00:59:42,579
I want
to see Bartok.
857
00:59:43,613 --> 00:59:45,682
- Wait here for your friend.
858
01:00:00,396 --> 01:00:02,231
- Come closer, my son.
859
01:00:06,936 --> 01:00:07,770
Closer.
860
01:00:17,981 --> 01:00:19,482
Let it in, my son.
861
01:00:21,217 --> 01:00:22,051
Let it in.
862
01:00:23,786 --> 01:00:27,123
Now, won't you feed me a
secret, Marcus?
863
01:00:29,892 --> 01:00:31,094
- I dunno.
864
01:00:31,094 --> 01:00:32,695
- Dig deep, my son.
865
01:00:33,963 --> 01:00:37,834
Go to the darkest, most
shameful parts of you.
866
01:00:39,469 --> 01:00:40,603
What is there?
867
01:00:42,305 --> 01:00:43,773
- Oh, uh, I guess,
868
01:00:47,377 --> 01:00:48,177
huh.
869
01:00:51,347 --> 01:00:52,382
Sex?
870
01:00:52,382 --> 01:00:53,916
- Yes.
871
01:00:53,916 --> 01:00:58,788
What do you see when you think
of your most carnal desires?
872
01:01:00,490 --> 01:01:03,226
- Well, I guess I think
about my,
873
01:01:04,861 --> 01:01:06,863
my fantasies.
- Ooh.
874
01:01:06,863 --> 01:01:08,531
Tell me more.
875
01:01:08,531 --> 01:01:12,568
Ooh, ooh, ooh, what's buried
in the core
876
01:01:12,568 --> 01:01:14,671
of your chamber of shame?
877
01:01:15,738 --> 01:01:17,540
- Uh, yeah, my shame-ber?
878
01:01:18,675 --> 01:01:22,178
Uh, well, my deepest,
darkest fantasies
879
01:01:22,178 --> 01:01:24,981
revolve around a series
of fan fiction I wrote.
880
01:01:24,981 --> 01:01:27,483
Short novellas really,
based on Gadget Hackwrench
881
01:01:27,483 --> 01:01:28,951
from "Chip 'n Dale's
Rescue Rangers."
882
01:01:28,951 --> 01:01:31,988
- Oh, yes.
883
01:01:31,988 --> 01:01:33,990
- In it, I play a mix
between Dale
884
01:01:33,990 --> 01:01:36,259
and Marky Mark's character
from "Boogie Nights."
885
01:01:36,259 --> 01:01:39,195
I call myself Dale Diggler.
886
01:01:39,195 --> 01:01:41,464
And, uh, let's just say
the things we get to fixing
887
01:01:41,464 --> 01:01:43,099
in the Ranger Plane after
hours,
888
01:01:44,567 --> 01:01:47,603
well, yeah, it's more
than just rusty propellers.
889
01:01:52,742 --> 01:01:54,744
'Cause eventually she
starts fixing my wiener.
890
01:01:54,744 --> 01:01:57,747
Mm. Tasty.
891
01:01:57,747 --> 01:02:02,652
Num, num, num. That secret
will do.
892
01:02:03,519 --> 01:02:07,123
Now, what truth do you seek?
893
01:02:11,160 --> 01:02:12,095
- Anything?
894
01:02:12,962 --> 01:02:13,863
- Anything.
895
01:02:22,004 --> 01:02:24,474
- Oh, demon in a box,
how I beg of you.
896
01:02:25,775 --> 01:02:28,111
Oh, demon in a box, please
answer me true.
897
01:02:29,412 --> 01:02:31,614
Oh, demon in a box, how I
wish to see
898
01:02:34,517 --> 01:02:38,788
why my father Carl left my
mother and me.
899
01:02:41,090 --> 01:02:44,594
- Oh, Marcus.
- Don't you know?
900
01:02:46,395 --> 01:02:48,231
It was because of you.
901
01:02:53,202 --> 01:02:54,003
- What?
902
01:02:55,104 --> 01:02:58,908
You simply
weren't enough.
903
01:02:58,908 --> 01:03:02,612
You weren't enough to keep
him there.
904
01:03:02,612 --> 01:03:07,049
Weren't enough to keep
them together.
905
01:03:08,184 --> 01:03:12,121
Think hard, go deep.
You'll remember.
906
01:03:19,829 --> 01:03:20,797
♪ Battle K.A.T.T.S. ♪
907
01:03:20,797 --> 01:03:22,665
♪ Noble warrior felines ♪
908
01:03:22,665 --> 01:03:23,633
♪ Battle K.A.T.T.S. ♪
909
01:03:23,633 --> 01:03:25,501
♪ Flying high in the air ♪
910
01:03:25,501 --> 01:03:27,003
♪ Battle K.A.T.T.S. ♪
911
01:03:27,003 --> 01:03:31,340
♪ Righteous, worthy and divine ♪
912
01:03:32,375 --> 01:03:34,343
Oh, you're a
clown, Carl!
913
01:03:34,343 --> 01:03:36,345
Get a job in a sideshow!
914
01:03:48,958 --> 01:03:50,993
♪ Battle K.A.T.T.S. ♪
915
01:03:50,993 --> 01:03:53,429
- Daddy, where are you going?
916
01:03:56,666 --> 01:03:58,100
When will you be back?
917
01:04:02,171 --> 01:04:06,175
- I don't know.
918
01:04:10,947 --> 01:04:14,650
- I don't know. I don't know.
919
01:04:14,650 --> 01:04:16,953
I don't know. I don't know.
920
01:04:16,953 --> 01:04:18,688
I dunno. I dunno.
921
01:04:18,688 --> 01:04:20,756
I dunno. I dunno.
922
01:04:20,756 --> 01:04:22,325
- I dunno. I dunno.
923
01:04:22,325 --> 01:04:23,593
I dunno I dunno.
924
01:04:23,593 --> 01:04:25,161
I dunno.
925
01:04:25,161 --> 01:04:29,732
- Did you find the answers
you sought, young one?
926
01:04:29,732 --> 01:04:31,601
- Oh, yeah.
- We're good.
927
01:04:31,601 --> 01:04:32,768
Thanks, little demon dude.
928
01:04:32,768 --> 01:04:35,538
Now, if you-
929
01:04:39,609 --> 01:04:42,011
- Onyx, are you okay? What
did the demon say to you?
930
01:04:42,011 --> 01:04:43,579
- Huh? Oh, yeah, I'm good.
931
01:04:43,579 --> 01:04:45,248
He actually said a bunch
of cool stuff to me.
932
01:04:45,248 --> 01:04:46,749
He was like, "I bet you
got a big ol' wiener,
933
01:04:46,749 --> 01:04:48,351
and you probably fuck a
lot too."
934
01:04:48,351 --> 01:04:50,086
So yeah, I just wanted
to celebrate
935
01:04:50,086 --> 01:04:52,521
all the cool stuff he said.
936
01:04:58,661 --> 01:05:00,496
- Well, Mr. Duke wants
us to rendezvous with him
937
01:05:00,496 --> 01:05:01,831
to discuss his findings.
938
01:05:01,831 --> 01:05:03,099
He's been deciphering the
prophecy, and-
939
01:05:03,099 --> 01:05:05,301
- Oh, cool. Yeah, prophecies
are so fun.
940
01:05:05,301 --> 01:05:07,270
Yeah, let's do it.
Let's rendezvous.
941
01:05:23,886 --> 01:05:28,090
- Onyx, maybe you wanna
slow down a little.
942
01:05:28,090 --> 01:05:29,659
- Loud and clear, boss.
943
01:05:29,659 --> 01:05:34,664
- "It is foretelling a
prophecy that will disrupt
944
01:05:36,732 --> 01:05:38,868
the rising of Abaddon.
945
01:05:38,868 --> 01:05:43,873
Beware the prophecy of
the unexpected,"
946
01:05:44,607 --> 01:05:45,474
no, "unforeseen."
947
01:05:49,111 --> 01:05:50,613
Oh, come on, John.
948
01:05:51,480 --> 01:05:54,417
"Beware the prophecy of the,
949
01:05:56,886 --> 01:06:01,824
of the Fortuitous One."
950
01:06:02,491 --> 01:06:03,326
- What?
- What?
951
01:06:04,226 --> 01:06:05,394
- What?
- What?
952
01:06:06,362 --> 01:06:08,164
What?
953
01:06:10,199 --> 01:06:11,167
- Nothing, I-
954
01:06:14,637 --> 01:06:17,006
- That's right.
955
01:06:17,940 --> 01:06:20,176
Give me everything.
956
01:06:21,777 --> 01:06:26,148
Every last drop.
957
01:06:32,054 --> 01:06:35,891
- Onyx, what did you call
yourself when we first met?
958
01:06:35,891 --> 01:06:37,626
- Huh? Oh, I don't remember.
959
01:06:37,626 --> 01:06:40,730
- It was Onyx the Fortuitous,
wasn't it?
960
01:06:40,730 --> 01:06:42,898
- Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
Nah, nah, nah.
961
01:06:42,898 --> 01:06:44,700
I might have said Onyx the
Fortunate One,
962
01:06:44,700 --> 01:06:47,570
because I am ever so fortunate
to have won this contest
963
01:06:47,570 --> 01:06:50,773
and be invited here to be with
all of you wonderful people.
964
01:06:52,375 --> 01:06:53,642
- What else does it say?
965
01:06:53,642 --> 01:06:56,312
I mean, what happens if
the ritual is disrupted?
966
01:06:56,312 --> 01:06:57,246
What happens if it isn't?
967
01:06:57,246 --> 01:06:59,849
- I, I, I, I, I don't know.
968
01:06:59,849 --> 01:07:01,417
I need more time with the page.
969
01:07:01,417 --> 01:07:03,085
There, there's so much here.
970
01:07:03,085 --> 01:07:04,086
- Onyx, if you...
971
01:07:16,365 --> 01:07:18,501
Onyx, what are you doing?
972
01:07:18,501 --> 01:07:21,837
Huh? Oh, I'm just
trying to relax.
973
01:07:21,837 --> 01:07:24,373
I mean, all this talk of
demons and prophecies,
974
01:07:24,373 --> 01:07:28,210
I mean, whoo, it is too
mooch.
975
01:07:28,210 --> 01:07:31,013
And I just wanna party.
Don't you?
976
01:07:31,013 --> 01:07:33,582
I mean, everyone's so stuffy
here, right?
977
01:07:33,582 --> 01:07:37,453
Bartok and Farrah and all
their fucking bullshit.
978
01:07:37,453 --> 01:07:41,490
Huh? All their fucking
bullshitty robes.
979
01:07:41,490 --> 01:07:43,025
And they're dumb-dumb hats.
980
01:07:43,025 --> 01:07:47,763
I mean, what kind of dumb-dumb
wears a hat like this?
981
01:07:47,763 --> 01:07:50,299
It's stupid. And this.
982
01:07:51,467 --> 01:07:55,271
Fuck this goofy-ass emerald
bullshit.
983
01:07:56,105 --> 01:07:58,407
- It's, it's peridot.
984
01:07:58,407 --> 01:08:01,143
- Well, fuck this peridot
bullshit.
985
01:08:09,852 --> 01:08:14,857
Dancing makes me
feel so alive!
986
01:08:21,964 --> 01:08:23,432
- What's happening?
987
01:08:23,432 --> 01:08:25,968
- I don't think he liked
what the demon said to him.
988
01:08:25,968 --> 01:08:27,603
- Ah. You know what's weird?
989
01:08:28,604 --> 01:08:31,006
No one has danced since
we got here.
990
01:08:31,006 --> 01:08:33,642
And that's a real shame, huh?
991
01:08:33,642 --> 01:08:36,545
'Cause dancing really
frees you up, huh?
992
01:08:36,545 --> 01:08:40,583
Dancing gets you loose,
gets you outta your head.
993
01:08:40,583 --> 01:08:44,920
Farrah, you wanna dance
with me? Come on, baby.
994
01:08:44,920 --> 01:08:47,590
Nah? All right,
that's fine.
995
01:08:47,590 --> 01:08:49,892
I can dance by myself.
996
01:08:49,892 --> 01:08:54,163
Oh, yeah, she gets it. Come on.
997
01:08:54,163 --> 01:08:57,566
Let it take you over. Let
the rhythm take you over.
998
01:08:57,566 --> 01:09:00,035
Rhythm take you over.
999
01:09:00,035 --> 01:09:02,071
Oh, fuck. She's a ghoul.
1000
01:09:02,071 --> 01:09:04,306
- What, what did he say?
1001
01:09:04,306 --> 01:09:07,042
- He said, "Oh, fuck,
she's so cool."
1002
01:09:16,452 --> 01:09:18,554
Onyx, how much of that
did you drink?
1003
01:09:20,756 --> 01:09:22,024
- I don't know.
1004
01:09:39,308 --> 01:09:44,313
♪ And I would do anything ♪
for love ♪
1005
01:09:45,548 --> 01:09:49,351
♪ I'd run right into hell ♪
and back ♪
1006
01:09:50,386 --> 01:09:54,590
♪ I would do anything ♪
for love ♪
1007
01:09:54,590 --> 01:09:59,094
♪ I'll take the vow and ♪
seal the pact ♪
1008
01:10:01,764 --> 01:10:05,067
- Who am I?
- You know. Search your heart.
1009
01:10:05,067 --> 01:10:08,137
- Who's to say what any of
us are in this twisted palace
1010
01:10:08,137 --> 01:10:10,039
built of riddle and rhyme?
1011
01:10:10,039 --> 01:10:15,044
♪ And I would do anything ♪
for love ♪
1012
01:10:15,811 --> 01:10:19,048
♪ But I won't do that ♪
1013
01:10:19,048 --> 01:10:20,282
I dunno.
1014
01:10:20,282 --> 01:10:22,885
♪ No, I won't do ♪
1015
01:10:31,660 --> 01:10:34,663
♪ And some nights you're ♪
breathing fire ♪
1016
01:10:34,663 --> 01:10:37,900
♪ And some nights you're ♪
talking nice ♪
1017
01:10:37,900 --> 01:10:39,468
♪ Some nights you're
like nothing ♪
1018
01:10:39,468 --> 01:10:43,239
♪ I've ever seen before or ♪
will again ♪
1019
01:10:44,240 --> 01:10:46,375
♪ And maybe I'm crazy ♪
1020
01:10:46,375 --> 01:10:50,713
♪ Oh, it's crazy and it's true ♪
1021
01:10:50,713 --> 01:10:52,648
♪ I know you can save me ♪
1022
01:10:52,648 --> 01:10:57,453
♪ No one else can save me ♪
now but you ♪
1023
01:10:57,453 --> 01:11:00,022
- Farrah, what are you?
1024
01:11:00,022 --> 01:11:02,157
Here we can be
anything, Onyx.
1025
01:11:02,157 --> 01:11:04,560
I can be whatever your heart
desires most.
1026
01:11:04,560 --> 01:11:08,697
Join me and we can be
together for all eternity.
1027
01:11:08,697 --> 01:11:13,535
♪ And I would do anything ♪
for love ♪
1028
01:11:13,535 --> 01:11:18,007
♪ I would do anything ♪
for love ♪
1029
01:11:18,007 --> 01:11:22,278
♪ I would do anything ♪
for love ♪
1030
01:11:22,278 --> 01:11:25,681
♪ But I won't do that ♪
1031
01:11:25,681 --> 01:11:29,251
- I dunno.
♪ But I won't do ♪
1032
01:11:32,454 --> 01:11:34,923
- Or would you rather be here?
1033
01:11:34,923 --> 01:11:37,393
- No. Oh, God, no.
1034
01:11:37,393 --> 01:11:40,462
- Then be with me. Free
me from Bartok's rule.
1035
01:11:40,462 --> 01:11:41,563
- Schwa?
1036
01:11:43,198 --> 01:11:45,267
- He raised me from the
depths, gave me life.
1037
01:11:45,267 --> 01:11:48,570
but a life of enslavement
is no life at all.
1038
01:11:48,570 --> 01:11:51,907
I can be given a new life by
the one the prophecy speaks of.
1039
01:11:51,907 --> 01:11:54,009
Together you and I can
defeat Bartok.
1040
01:11:54,009 --> 01:11:56,378
But if we don't, he will
complete the final ritual
1041
01:11:56,378 --> 01:11:59,548
and use the power of Abaddon
to take the souls of millions.
1042
01:11:59,548 --> 01:12:02,384
But if you and I-
1043
01:12:02,384 --> 01:12:04,153
Oh, no. It's too late.
1044
01:12:05,954 --> 01:12:09,058
He found us.
- Who?
1045
01:12:09,058 --> 01:12:12,127
- Abaddon.
1046
01:12:12,127 --> 01:12:16,098
Come to me,
patty slinger.
1047
01:12:16,098 --> 01:12:20,769
Come to me.
1048
01:12:36,852 --> 01:12:38,854
- How can I make your day a
bit beefier?
1049
01:12:40,122 --> 01:12:42,491
- Marcus J. Trillbury,
1050
01:12:44,626 --> 01:12:46,095
we meet at last.
1051
01:12:47,963 --> 01:12:50,833
I've heard so much about you.
1052
01:12:52,835 --> 01:12:57,673
The patty slinger. The virgin.
1053
01:12:57,673 --> 01:13:01,744
The fool. Know this, Marcus.
1054
01:13:01,744 --> 01:13:04,513
You are many things,
1055
01:13:04,513 --> 01:13:08,717
but you are not the
Fortuitous One.
1056
01:13:09,885 --> 01:13:13,055
I have seen the
Fortuitous One.
1057
01:13:14,223 --> 01:13:19,061
Does that look like you,
Onyx the Fart-uitous?
1058
01:13:25,634 --> 01:13:26,468
Does it?
1059
01:13:27,836 --> 01:13:29,438
- No, sir, it does not.
1060
01:13:29,438 --> 01:13:33,142
- In less than one day's time,
1061
01:13:33,142 --> 01:13:38,147
I will rise through an unholy
vessel and enslave the Earth.
1062
01:13:39,314 --> 01:13:41,417
Face it, patty slinger,
1063
01:13:41,417 --> 01:13:45,621
your time is up.
1064
01:13:49,691 --> 01:13:54,696
There's nowhere to run.
1065
01:13:55,564 --> 01:13:57,332
Patty slinger. Patty slinger.
1066
01:13:59,101 --> 01:14:03,939
I'm coming to get you,
patty slinger.
1067
01:14:08,444 --> 01:14:13,048
How can I make your day
a bit beefier?
1068
01:14:17,119 --> 01:14:21,390
When in doubt, skewer it out.
1069
01:14:21,390 --> 01:14:24,359
Yahhh!
- Jesus!
1070
01:14:24,359 --> 01:14:25,194
Jesus!
1071
01:14:26,328 --> 01:14:28,363
- Hey, it's okay, Onyx.
1072
01:14:28,363 --> 01:14:30,098
It's all right. Lay, lay down.
1073
01:14:30,098 --> 01:14:30,933
You're all right.
1074
01:14:31,834 --> 01:14:32,868
Here, drink this.
1075
01:14:35,037 --> 01:14:35,904
- What is it?
1076
01:14:37,172 --> 01:14:40,509
- Ginger, turmeric, mint,
elder flower,
1077
01:14:40,509 --> 01:14:43,111
some other things that'll
help your stomach.
1078
01:14:44,813 --> 01:14:49,818
- I'm sorry, Zee. I don't
know what came over me.
1079
01:14:50,419 --> 01:14:51,887
- It's all good.
1080
01:14:51,887 --> 01:14:54,590
Uh, your little episode
was the perfect distraction
1081
01:14:54,590 --> 01:14:56,825
Mr. Duke needed to work
on his translations.
1082
01:14:58,227 --> 01:15:00,295
Oh, sick.
1083
01:15:00,295 --> 01:15:01,830
Mm.
- Drink.
1084
01:15:04,266 --> 01:15:06,235
I spent some time in the walls.
1085
01:15:07,469 --> 01:15:09,071
This place is a maze.
1086
01:15:10,472 --> 01:15:13,308
Dozens of corridors all
leading somewhere different.
1087
01:15:15,344 --> 01:15:17,145
- Thanks for taking
care of me, Zee.
1088
01:15:20,215 --> 01:15:22,017
- That's what friends
are for, Onyx.
1089
01:15:23,151 --> 01:15:25,354
- Oh, yeah. For sure.
1090
01:15:27,956 --> 01:15:29,992
Yeah, I know what friends are
1091
01:15:29,992 --> 01:15:33,795
and what their general
responsibilities consist of.
1092
01:15:40,903 --> 01:15:44,306
Zee, are you okay?
1093
01:15:47,075 --> 01:15:48,410
- No, I, um,
1094
01:15:52,247 --> 01:15:55,050
I feel stupid, Onyx.
1095
01:15:58,353 --> 01:16:00,556
Stupid for trusting Bartok.
1096
01:16:02,524 --> 01:16:04,059
Trusting anyone, really.
1097
01:16:06,495 --> 01:16:07,896
I should have known better.
1098
01:16:10,566 --> 01:16:11,567
And I'm,
1099
01:16:16,271 --> 01:16:17,105
I'm scared.
1100
01:16:19,708 --> 01:16:20,576
I'm really scared.
1101
01:16:28,584 --> 01:16:31,253
- I used to get scared
whenever I'd go on sleepovers.
1102
01:16:33,555 --> 01:16:35,691
Even to my best friend
Billy Davis's house.
1103
01:16:38,026 --> 01:16:40,195
'Cause it all felt so
weird and unfamiliar.
1104
01:16:42,798 --> 01:16:46,501
That's when his mom,
Linda, taught me that song.
1105
01:16:49,004 --> 01:16:52,307
And just like Fievel, my
fears would be soothed
1106
01:16:52,307 --> 01:16:55,310
and I'd be asleep in no time.
1107
01:16:58,180 --> 01:17:03,118
'Cause she reminded me that
no matter how alone we feel,
1108
01:17:05,821 --> 01:17:09,558
no matter how far away
from home we might be,
1109
01:17:12,127 --> 01:17:14,997
we're still underneath the
same sky as the people we love.
1110
01:17:16,632 --> 01:17:19,434
Just remember,
you do have friends.
1111
01:17:21,336 --> 01:17:22,838
And you're never really alone.
1112
01:17:24,840 --> 01:17:26,742
Because we're all under
the same moon.
1113
01:17:36,952 --> 01:17:39,821
- That's all you saw
in the dream,
1114
01:17:39,821 --> 01:17:41,790
the chubby one playing
the piano
1115
01:17:41,790 --> 01:17:44,559
and smashing mirrors
with a cane?
1116
01:17:46,228 --> 01:17:48,530
- Yes. What I saw is what
I told you.
1117
01:17:50,532 --> 01:17:52,100
- Hmm.
1118
01:17:59,408 --> 01:18:00,442
Farrah?
1119
01:18:02,577 --> 01:18:03,612
- Yes, master?
1120
01:18:04,813 --> 01:18:09,785
- Why do you insist on
mocking my intelligence,
1121
01:18:10,986 --> 01:18:14,589
undermining my power,
deriding my virility?
1122
01:18:14,589 --> 01:18:16,925
- Master, I-
- Do you not think
1123
01:18:16,925 --> 01:18:18,093
he speaks to me?
1124
01:18:19,461 --> 01:18:24,366
Do you not think Lucifer
himself speaks directly to me?
1125
01:18:26,001 --> 01:18:26,935
To me!
1126
01:18:28,103 --> 01:18:32,240
Or a succubus shrew who
sleeps in a shed?
1127
01:18:37,212 --> 01:18:39,548
Give it to me.
1128
01:18:39,548 --> 01:18:41,783
Put it in my hand.
1129
01:18:41,783 --> 01:18:43,285
Put it in my hand.
1130
01:18:59,000 --> 01:19:03,939
What's the point of having a
psychic demon bitch's power
1131
01:19:05,407 --> 01:19:09,544
at my disposal if all she
does is fucking lie to me?
1132
01:19:12,147 --> 01:19:13,582
- I didn't lie to you, master.
1133
01:19:13,582 --> 01:19:17,786
- Oh, no, you just chose
not to tell me
1134
01:19:17,786 --> 01:19:20,288
that you sensed something
when they first arrived.
1135
01:19:20,288 --> 01:19:22,057
You just chose not to tell me
1136
01:19:22,057 --> 01:19:24,192
when they witnessed the
taking of a soul.
1137
01:19:24,192 --> 01:19:27,863
You just chose not to
tell me that they stole
1138
01:19:27,863 --> 01:19:32,868
the fucking prophecy right
from underneath our noses!
1139
01:19:36,404 --> 01:19:40,308
Now, if you don't tell
me what you're sensing,
1140
01:19:40,308 --> 01:19:44,946
what you're seeing when
you see it, I swear to you-
1141
01:19:46,915 --> 01:19:51,920
I will take this fucking
life from you.
1142
01:19:53,121 --> 01:19:55,290
- You can't kill a demon
with the Knife of Dagon.
1143
01:19:55,290 --> 01:19:58,827
- You know what? I know that
I can't kill you with this.
1144
01:19:58,827 --> 01:20:03,498
But what I can do is
sever your fucking head
1145
01:20:03,498 --> 01:20:07,235
and put it in a display
case for all eternity,
1146
01:20:07,235 --> 01:20:09,905
shielded in unbreakable
Nazarene glass.
1147
01:20:09,905 --> 01:20:12,707
That I can do!
1148
01:20:16,311 --> 01:20:17,145
- He is here.
1149
01:20:19,214 --> 01:20:21,116
- Who?
1150
01:20:21,116 --> 01:20:22,751
- The Fortuitous One.
1151
01:20:47,075 --> 01:20:47,876
- Yes.
1152
01:20:48,910 --> 01:20:50,712
Yes, that's it.
1153
01:20:50,712 --> 01:20:52,781
That's it. I see it now.
1154
01:20:52,781 --> 01:20:53,782
I see it all now.
1155
01:20:56,084 --> 01:20:59,120
Outstanding.
1156
01:20:59,120 --> 01:21:00,455
- It's the teacher, isn't it?
1157
01:21:00,455 --> 01:21:04,292
- Mm-mm. The patty slinger.
1158
01:21:04,292 --> 01:21:08,296
- Oh, fucking right.
1159
01:21:10,131 --> 01:21:11,700
How dare you?
1160
01:21:11,700 --> 01:21:14,302
You still try to make a fool
out of me?
1161
01:21:15,370 --> 01:21:17,439
- No, I swear, I saw him.
1162
01:21:18,440 --> 01:21:22,244
- You saw the man of destiny,
1163
01:21:23,612 --> 01:21:26,882
the demon killer, the
slayer of the bright realm?
1164
01:21:29,551 --> 01:21:31,586
- Here within these walls.
1165
01:21:40,395 --> 01:21:41,496
One more lie,
1166
01:21:44,733 --> 01:21:45,700
and I swear.
1167
01:21:48,336 --> 01:21:50,972
- It was the teacher. You
were right, I was wrong.
1168
01:21:50,972 --> 01:21:53,241
I just wasn't seeing as
clearly as you.
1169
01:21:56,444 --> 01:21:57,412
- I knew it.
1170
01:22:11,359 --> 01:22:16,364
I have no doubt our Father
looks down upon you in shame.
1171
01:22:30,679 --> 01:22:33,581
Yes?
1172
01:22:33,581 --> 01:22:35,917
Mr. Duke,
I wondered
1173
01:22:35,917 --> 01:22:37,652
if you had a moment to spare.
1174
01:22:47,696 --> 01:22:52,500
- Of course. I would
be honored.
1175
01:22:57,973 --> 01:22:59,040
- Wow.
1176
01:23:01,910 --> 01:23:06,781
You really are a man
of studies, aren't you?
1177
01:23:06,781 --> 01:23:10,218
- Well, what can I say?
Knowledge excites me.
1178
01:23:12,087 --> 01:23:13,321
- I can see that.
1179
01:23:15,991 --> 01:23:20,996
So tell me, what knowledge
1180
01:23:21,963 --> 01:23:25,834
have you discovered tonight?
1181
01:23:28,370 --> 01:23:32,540
- That you are not the
person you've said you are,
1182
01:23:32,540 --> 01:23:34,976
and that your plans for
us, hmm,
1183
01:23:36,211 --> 01:23:38,513
well, they aren't what
we were led to believe.
1184
01:23:39,981 --> 01:23:44,719
Well, that
is a matter
1185
01:23:44,719 --> 01:23:48,156
of perspective, isn't it?
1186
01:23:49,224 --> 01:23:53,294
After all, I am offering
you immortality.
1187
01:23:55,864 --> 01:24:00,835
You only gain
Abaddon's power
1188
01:24:01,870 --> 01:24:04,372
by offering the demon
five souls.
1189
01:24:05,540 --> 01:24:07,242
We would live eternally,
1190
01:24:08,209 --> 01:24:09,711
as your prisoners,
1191
01:24:11,112 --> 01:24:13,681
locked within the talisman
until the end of time.
1192
01:24:15,016 --> 01:24:17,385
Immortality.
1193
01:24:17,385 --> 01:24:22,390
No, undying pain and suffering
1194
01:24:23,124 --> 01:24:24,592
as we remain cognizant
1195
01:24:24,592 --> 01:24:27,529
of our never-ending state
of purgatorial stasis.
1196
01:24:27,529 --> 01:24:31,833
Now, that, that is more
like it, yes?
1197
01:24:33,234 --> 01:24:36,471
- Eh. Tomato, tah-mah-toe.
1198
01:24:54,289 --> 01:24:56,758
- Mr. Duke, are, are you
okay? What did you find?
1199
01:24:56,758 --> 01:24:58,726
- Oh, don't be silly.
Of course I'm fine.
1200
01:24:58,726 --> 01:25:01,629
And I found nothing.
Nothing but the truth.
1201
01:25:01,629 --> 01:25:04,833
That we should follow
Bartok's words to the letter
1202
01:25:04,833 --> 01:25:06,968
and join him for the
final ritual.
1203
01:25:07,836 --> 01:25:09,104
Right fucking now.
1204
01:25:11,172 --> 01:25:14,375
- Are you seeing regular
Mr. Duke or ghoul Mr. Duke?
1205
01:25:14,375 --> 01:25:16,144
- What? Regular.
1206
01:25:17,312 --> 01:25:20,215
- Huh. Because he's
definitely a ghoul now.
1207
01:25:22,784 --> 01:25:24,452
We should run!
1208
01:25:27,088 --> 01:25:28,756
Come on.
1209
01:25:31,226 --> 01:25:34,229
- Keep your mouth closed. These
cobwebs are something fierce.
1210
01:25:34,229 --> 01:25:36,097
Oh, fuck. Are you getting
them or nah?
1211
01:25:36,097 --> 01:25:38,800
Just me? I'm fucking
choking on webs.
1212
01:25:42,971 --> 01:25:45,740
Why could I see the ghoul
and you couldn't. Huh?
1213
01:25:45,740 --> 01:25:47,642
Why could I see the
ghoul and you couldn't?
1214
01:25:47,642 --> 01:25:49,944
- Stand guard. I need to
study this.
1215
01:25:54,949 --> 01:25:56,184
Okay, Mr. Duke.
1216
01:25:57,418 --> 01:25:58,253
The peridot necklaces.
1217
01:25:59,921 --> 01:26:04,492
These crystals. Farrah's been
using them to control us.
1218
01:26:05,727 --> 01:26:06,895
Influence our will.
1219
01:26:12,500 --> 01:26:13,801
- Well, what else does it say?
1220
01:26:13,801 --> 01:26:15,036
Did Mr. Duke have a plan?
1221
01:26:15,036 --> 01:26:17,705
Huh? What do we do?
1222
01:26:17,705 --> 01:26:20,808
- Yeah, he had a plan.
- What's the plan?
1223
01:26:20,808 --> 01:26:22,644
Do we reanimate one of these
dead bobcats
1224
01:26:22,644 --> 01:26:24,512
and ride it straight
outta town?
1225
01:26:24,512 --> 01:26:26,481
Or do we race this old
dentist's chair downhill
1226
01:26:26,481 --> 01:26:28,316
until it picks up enough
speed to shoot us
1227
01:26:28,316 --> 01:26:31,953
into space like "Radio Flyer"?
1228
01:26:33,388 --> 01:26:36,457
Or do we light this place on
fire and perish in the flames?
1229
01:26:36,457 --> 01:26:38,393
Or build a makeshift
cannon out of paperclips
1230
01:26:38,393 --> 01:26:41,729
and old white out that
we find in Bartok's desk?
1231
01:26:41,729 --> 01:26:44,499
No.
1232
01:26:47,969 --> 01:26:50,705
I stay here and you go.
1233
01:26:52,407 --> 01:26:55,376
- What? Go where?
1234
01:26:55,376 --> 01:26:56,678
Stay here? Why?
1235
01:26:58,112 --> 01:27:00,215
- Follow the map to get out
and head to the old cemetery.
1236
01:27:00,215 --> 01:27:01,382
Find the fallen angel.
1237
01:27:01,382 --> 01:27:02,684
Once the blood moon has risen,
1238
01:27:02,684 --> 01:27:04,752
that's where the final
ritual will take place.
1239
01:27:04,752 --> 01:27:07,522
- What? They're gonna kill
you, Zee.
1240
01:27:07,522 --> 01:27:08,790
Suck out your soul like
some kind
1241
01:27:08,790 --> 01:27:11,092
of demonic Dyson set on
overdrive.
1242
01:27:11,092 --> 01:27:14,462
- Listen, everything you
need is in here.
1243
01:27:16,331 --> 01:27:17,465
- What's gonna happen?
1244
01:27:25,139 --> 01:27:28,009
- You have everything you need.
1245
01:27:28,009 --> 01:27:30,211
- No! Zee, don't do this!
1246
01:27:30,211 --> 01:27:31,879
Don't do this! Don't leave me!
1247
01:27:31,879 --> 01:27:34,115
Don't leave me! I can't do
this alone!
1248
01:27:34,115 --> 01:27:37,485
I'm not who you think I am.
I'm not the Fortuitous One.
1249
01:27:37,485 --> 01:27:39,554
I'm just a fat fucking
patty slinging chubby
1250
01:27:39,554 --> 01:27:42,857
fat fucking virgin.
1251
01:27:42,857 --> 01:27:43,691
Zee!
1252
01:27:45,326 --> 01:27:46,160
Zee!
1253
01:28:05,580 --> 01:28:07,448
Paging. Mr. Bartok.
1254
01:28:07,448 --> 01:28:09,817
Paging Mr. Bartok, I'm in
your office
1255
01:28:09,817 --> 01:28:11,219
fucking up your shit.
1256
01:28:11,219 --> 01:28:12,587
What you gonna do about it?
1257
01:28:29,804 --> 01:28:31,639
Bartok, where are you?
1258
01:28:33,474 --> 01:28:35,343
Come and get me!
1259
01:29:20,588 --> 01:29:24,292
Dear
Onyx, if you are reading this,
1260
01:29:24,292 --> 01:29:26,627
I know things must seem
pretty grim.
1261
01:29:27,762 --> 01:29:30,598
It looks as though you
are all alone
1262
01:29:30,598 --> 01:29:34,769
facing something insurmountable.
1263
01:29:34,769 --> 01:29:38,539
But I assure you, that
isn't the case.
1264
01:29:38,539 --> 01:29:43,544
We, your friends, are with you.
1265
01:29:44,679 --> 01:29:47,081
The prophecy of the
Fortuitous One is clear.
1266
01:29:47,081 --> 01:29:50,284
If the souls are collected
underneath the blood moon,
1267
01:29:50,284 --> 01:29:53,721
a portal will open
leading directly
1268
01:29:53,721 --> 01:29:55,857
to Abaddon's lair in hell.
1269
01:29:57,258 --> 01:30:00,428
If the Fortuitous One throws
themselves into the pit,
1270
01:30:00,428 --> 01:30:03,798
they will not only be
reborn from beyond,
1271
01:30:03,798 --> 01:30:06,934
they will also have the
power to reanimate
1272
01:30:06,934 --> 01:30:10,304
the ones who have perished
by the Knife of Dagon.
1273
01:30:11,739 --> 01:30:15,543
All of this must be done under
the gaze of the blood moon,
1274
01:30:15,543 --> 01:30:18,946
lasting only 300 seconds.
1275
01:30:21,549 --> 01:30:23,951
That's five minutes.
- Got it.
1276
01:30:25,052 --> 01:30:26,621
- Ade due Damballa.
1277
01:30:28,055 --> 01:30:31,225
Give me the power,
I beg of you.
1278
01:30:31,225 --> 01:30:32,660
Ade due Damballa.
1279
01:30:34,162 --> 01:30:36,831
Give me the power,
I beg of you!
1280
01:30:38,366 --> 01:30:39,801
Ade due Damballa.
1281
01:30:42,437 --> 01:30:46,607
Give me the power-
♪ Somewhere ♪
1282
01:30:46,607 --> 01:30:49,510
♪ Out there ♪
1283
01:30:54,315 --> 01:30:56,984
Onyx,
I cannot say whether or not
1284
01:30:56,984 --> 01:30:59,554
you are the one the
prophecy speaks of.
1285
01:30:59,554 --> 01:31:03,024
That could not be
determined by my studies.
1286
01:31:03,024 --> 01:31:06,394
You must search within yourself
1287
01:31:06,394 --> 01:31:08,996
and find what you know
in your heart to be true.
1288
01:31:10,231 --> 01:31:13,468
However, if you are not the
Fortuitous One
1289
01:31:13,468 --> 01:31:15,870
and you throw yourself
into the hell mouth,
1290
01:31:15,870 --> 01:31:19,407
you will burn alive as you
fall for miles and miles,
1291
01:31:19,407 --> 01:31:21,809
hurdling toward Abaddon's
pit deep beneath
1292
01:31:21,809 --> 01:31:23,945
the Earth's surface,
fully awake and aware
1293
01:31:23,945 --> 01:31:26,214
for the entirety of the fall.
1294
01:31:26,214 --> 01:31:29,917
Then once arriving in his lair,
undoubtedly face centuries
1295
01:31:29,917 --> 01:31:32,086
of torture at the hands
of Abaddon
1296
01:31:32,086 --> 01:31:34,689
and his many demonic minions.
1297
01:31:34,689 --> 01:31:35,690
Good luck.
1298
01:31:37,725 --> 01:31:38,559
- Huh.
1299
01:31:46,100 --> 01:31:50,238
I have everything I need, huh?
1300
01:32:01,015 --> 01:32:02,350
- Patty slinger!
1301
01:32:05,186 --> 01:32:06,354
The time has come.
1302
01:32:08,155 --> 01:32:10,258
The blood moon blesses us
1303
01:32:11,592 --> 01:32:14,161
and Abaddon is waiting.
1304
01:32:16,464 --> 01:32:19,000
Zee.
1305
01:32:25,606 --> 01:32:29,877
- No. Kneel and accept
your fate.
1306
01:32:34,749 --> 01:32:36,851
Put your magic to some
good use
1307
01:32:36,851 --> 01:32:39,186
and make this fool do
as I say.
1308
01:32:42,323 --> 01:32:44,392
- Kneel in the name of Bartok.
1309
01:32:48,829 --> 01:32:51,198
- Now we can begin.
1310
01:32:52,500 --> 01:32:55,002
Father, hear me.
1311
01:32:55,002 --> 01:32:57,872
I have done as you have asked.
1312
01:32:58,906 --> 01:33:02,176
The talisman of souls is
nearly full.
1313
01:33:02,176 --> 01:33:06,414
You have commanded,
and I have obeyed.
1314
01:33:07,848 --> 01:33:12,553
With this final offering,
we make way for Abaddon.
1315
01:33:18,025 --> 01:33:21,562
It's sad. For you, I mean.
1316
01:33:21,562 --> 01:33:26,434
But they're not really
in there anymore.
1317
01:33:26,434 --> 01:33:28,436
They're in here.
1318
01:33:34,909 --> 01:33:38,145
Do you know how I know
1319
01:33:38,145 --> 01:33:41,816
you aren't the Fortuitous One,
Marcus?
1320
01:33:42,683 --> 01:33:46,754
Because you don't impress me.
1321
01:33:53,794 --> 01:33:56,397
Farrah, the book.
1322
01:34:01,836 --> 01:34:03,037
Ade due Damballa.
1323
01:34:05,272 --> 01:34:08,275
Give me the power, I beg of you.
1324
01:34:08,275 --> 01:34:12,613
Secoise entienne mais
pois de morte.
1325
01:34:12,613 --> 01:34:14,015
Ade due Damballa.
1326
01:34:16,183 --> 01:34:19,420
Give me the power,
I beg of you.
1327
01:34:19,420 --> 01:34:22,423
Secoise entienne
mais pois de morte.
1328
01:34:24,759 --> 01:34:26,193
Ade due Damballa.
1329
01:34:28,562 --> 01:34:31,232
Give me the power,
I beg of you!
1330
01:34:33,034 --> 01:34:36,037
Secoise entienne mais
pois de morte!
1331
01:34:39,774 --> 01:34:41,909
Rise, Abaddon! Come to me!
1332
01:34:43,711 --> 01:34:44,879
Give me power!
1333
01:34:54,021 --> 01:34:55,189
- Hey, Bartok!
1334
01:34:56,457 --> 01:34:58,125
I just wanted to tell
you something real quick
1335
01:34:58,125 --> 01:35:00,027
before all my soul goo is gone.
1336
01:35:01,462 --> 01:35:03,230
Hey, I just wanted to say.
1337
01:35:07,401 --> 01:35:08,903
- What?
1338
01:35:08,903 --> 01:35:10,604
I was just trying to tell
you.
1339
01:35:15,076 --> 01:35:18,179
- What are you saying,
patty slinger?
1340
01:35:19,580 --> 01:35:22,149
Uh, this isn't one of Farrah's
crystals at all.
1341
01:35:22,149 --> 01:35:24,218
It's an ultra green
pumaman variant.
1342
01:35:24,218 --> 01:35:26,120
Surprised you didn't know that.
1343
01:35:26,120 --> 01:35:28,856
So I'm free to do
whatever the fuck I want.
1344
01:35:34,695 --> 01:35:37,998
Oh. Oh!
1345
01:35:37,998 --> 01:35:41,068
How deep does that hole go?
1346
01:35:43,104 --> 01:35:45,005
Well, here goes nothing.
1347
01:35:53,447 --> 01:35:55,716
- My life's work!
1348
01:35:55,716 --> 01:35:58,252
Gone, in a flash,
1349
01:35:58,252 --> 01:36:01,722
because you wouldn't
do as you were told.
1350
01:36:01,722 --> 01:36:03,791
You couldn't keep them in line.
1351
01:36:03,791 --> 01:36:05,025
You couldn't protect years
1352
01:36:06,994 --> 01:36:11,999
of my work for one fucking
weekend!
1353
01:36:13,434 --> 01:36:17,104
I've spent my life
preparing for this one night.
1354
01:36:25,613 --> 01:36:27,615
Let him rise.
1355
01:36:29,283 --> 01:36:30,384
Let him rise.
1356
01:36:33,120 --> 01:36:34,221
Let him rise.
1357
01:36:36,423 --> 01:36:38,259
- What?
- Let him rise.
1358
01:36:39,727 --> 01:36:41,529
- What?
- Let him rise.
1359
01:36:43,364 --> 01:36:47,868
- What are they saying?
Why are they saying that?
1360
01:37:19,166 --> 01:37:20,901
- I stand before you now
not as the man you once
1361
01:37:20,901 --> 01:37:22,970
knew me to be, but as a
man revivified,
1362
01:37:22,970 --> 01:37:24,972
no longer made of earthly
flesh and bone,
1363
01:37:24,972 --> 01:37:26,740
but rather built of
supernatural sinew
1364
01:37:26,740 --> 01:37:29,210
and metaphysical muscle, not
unlike the genetic builds
1365
01:37:29,210 --> 01:37:30,978
of angels and demons
that wage forever war
1366
01:37:30,978 --> 01:37:33,314
in opposing kingdoms,
battling over the fates
1367
01:37:33,314 --> 01:37:35,649
of monsters and mites
until both time and space
1368
01:37:35,649 --> 01:37:40,087
stretch to bleak nothingness
and the stars refuse to expand.
1369
01:37:40,087 --> 01:37:42,189
But for what is this
battle raging, you ask.
1370
01:37:42,189 --> 01:37:44,158
I dunno. What stands at
the center?
1371
01:37:44,158 --> 01:37:46,126
To that I say my soul is at
the center,
1372
01:37:46,126 --> 01:37:49,263
for I am Onyx the Fortuitous,
slayer of the bright realm,
1373
01:37:49,263 --> 01:37:51,799
an altered warrior destined
to return my friends' souls
1374
01:37:51,799 --> 01:37:55,636
to their bodies and seal this
weeping hell portal thusly.
1375
01:37:59,139 --> 01:38:03,444
I dunno. Being reborn is
pretty cool.
1376
01:38:11,285 --> 01:38:13,287
Not much time left!
1377
01:38:13,287 --> 01:38:16,490
Quick, ghoul buddies,
single file.
1378
01:38:20,895 --> 01:38:24,331
Farrah, please!
1379
01:38:24,331 --> 01:38:26,267
- Our Father was wrong to
choose you.
1380
01:38:26,267 --> 01:38:29,236
His faith in foolish men
never ceases to amaze me.
1381
01:38:29,236 --> 01:38:33,707
- Is this how you repay me
after all I've done for you?
1382
01:38:35,409 --> 01:38:36,877
- This is gonna feel weird
at first,
1383
01:38:36,877 --> 01:38:39,346
but then it'll feel good 'cause
you'll get your souls back.
1384
01:38:39,346 --> 01:38:42,349
When in doubt,
skewer it out.
1385
01:38:48,188 --> 01:38:49,523
- What are you going to do?
1386
01:38:49,523 --> 01:38:53,027
Kill me?
- No. Worse.
1387
01:38:53,027 --> 01:38:55,562
Klaatu barada nikto.
1388
01:39:12,780 --> 01:39:14,048
I guess that's what you get
for trusting
1389
01:39:14,048 --> 01:39:16,150
a psychic demon bitch.
1390
01:39:23,757 --> 01:39:24,858
Hmm.
1391
01:39:26,293 --> 01:39:28,796
- Now's the time, Onyx, what
I spoke about in your dreams.
1392
01:39:28,796 --> 01:39:30,197
- What?
- Your destiny,
1393
01:39:30,197 --> 01:39:32,633
the way forward for you, for us.
1394
01:39:33,834 --> 01:39:37,638
- Woah! You mean like a sexy
way forward?
1395
01:39:37,638 --> 01:39:39,606
- If the Fortuitous One
joins with a demon,
1396
01:39:39,606 --> 01:39:41,575
they can take Abaddon's
power and rule together
1397
01:39:41,575 --> 01:39:43,110
as kings and queens in hell.
1398
01:39:45,012 --> 01:39:48,015
- Uh, when you say join with
a demon, you mean to like
1399
01:39:48,015 --> 01:39:49,016
get married?
- Fuck.
1400
01:39:49,016 --> 01:39:50,584
- Oh, fuck. Okay, right,
got it.
1401
01:39:50,584 --> 01:39:53,620
So reign with you in hell
and leave my friends behind,
1402
01:39:53,620 --> 01:39:57,491
or stay here with them and
be without my demon bride.
1403
01:39:57,491 --> 01:39:59,393
- I knew it was you all along.
1404
01:39:59,393 --> 01:40:01,095
I know you could feel me too,
1405
01:40:01,095 --> 01:40:02,930
guiding you, pulling
you through.
1406
01:40:02,930 --> 01:40:04,264
Stay with me, Onyx.
1407
01:40:04,264 --> 01:40:05,632
Together, hell can be what
we make of it.
1408
01:40:05,632 --> 01:40:08,535
Slave to no master, a
kingdom of our very own.
1409
01:40:09,403 --> 01:40:10,237
- But-
1410
01:40:14,541 --> 01:40:16,043
My friends.
1411
01:40:16,043 --> 01:40:17,544
- This is our last chance,
Onyx.
1412
01:40:17,544 --> 01:40:19,913
Be with me now or leave me
and forever be my enemy.
1413
01:40:22,850 --> 01:40:23,951
- I'm sorry, Farrah,
1414
01:40:25,219 --> 01:40:26,954
but I can't rule with you
in hell.
1415
01:40:28,055 --> 01:40:29,223
My place is here.
1416
01:40:30,691 --> 01:40:32,526
With my-
1417
01:40:32,526 --> 01:40:35,162
- With what? A band of
losers, know nothings?
1418
01:40:35,162 --> 01:40:38,165
Is that what you want over
loyalty and exaltation?
1419
01:40:38,165 --> 01:40:39,533
Then take your rightful
place as the leader
1420
01:40:39,533 --> 01:40:42,002
of the forever forsaken
ugly fuck-ups.
1421
01:40:43,303 --> 01:40:44,104
- Farrah!
1422
01:40:45,205 --> 01:40:46,540
- Farewell,
Onyx the Fortuitous.
1423
01:40:46,540 --> 01:40:48,442
Until we meet again
in your nightmares.
1424
01:41:03,190 --> 01:41:06,360
- Ah, you're better off
without her, Fortuitous One.
1425
01:41:07,494 --> 01:41:11,265
- Yeah, I think you're right.
Oh, shit.
1426
01:41:11,265 --> 01:41:15,769
Y'all transformed.
That's fucking tight.
1427
01:41:15,769 --> 01:41:19,773
That is fu-, that's,
that's tight
1428
01:41:19,773 --> 01:41:21,875
Yeah. And he's dead.
1429
01:41:24,078 --> 01:41:27,381
Aw. Huh.
1430
01:41:27,381 --> 01:41:30,384
Hello?
1431
01:41:32,052 --> 01:41:34,354
Oh, come on. Oh, you're
so bad.
1432
01:41:35,222 --> 01:41:37,825
- Welcome to Briardale Manor.
1433
01:41:39,726 --> 01:41:41,261
- The fuck?
1434
01:41:42,496 --> 01:41:46,066
Ah, the children.
1435
01:41:49,269 --> 01:41:52,239
This is our room of focus
and meditation.
1436
01:41:52,239 --> 01:41:54,441
Currently our resident
witch is using it to hone
1437
01:41:54,441 --> 01:41:57,144
their newfound insights and
skills.
1438
01:41:59,012 --> 01:41:59,813
- Hey.
1439
01:42:02,249 --> 01:42:03,083
- Hi.
1440
01:42:05,119 --> 01:42:06,620
- This is the study.
1441
01:42:06,620 --> 01:42:10,290
Here, you'll find volumes upon
volumes of satanic writings.
1442
01:42:10,290 --> 01:42:11,925
If you've got a thirst for
knowledge,
1443
01:42:11,925 --> 01:42:15,195
it can be quenched within
these walls.
1444
01:42:22,136 --> 01:42:24,738
But here is where we'll take
our lunch.
1445
01:42:24,738 --> 01:42:26,373
A place set for everyone.
1446
01:42:27,674 --> 01:42:31,545
Ah, I'm being summoned.
Excusez moi.
1447
01:42:40,787 --> 01:42:42,456
I'd be honored.
1448
01:42:53,600 --> 01:42:55,469
- Oh, Mr. Duke.
1449
01:42:56,236 --> 01:42:58,372
Wonderful.
1450
01:43:05,445 --> 01:43:10,450
♪ I would do anything for love ♪
1451
01:43:11,084 --> 01:43:13,587
♪ Oh, oh ♪
1452
01:43:13,587 --> 01:43:16,456
♪ I would do anything for love ♪
1453
01:43:16,456 --> 01:43:18,158
♪ But I won't do that ♪
1454
01:43:18,158 --> 01:43:20,394
- He's your kid, not mine.
1455
01:43:21,328 --> 01:43:23,096
♪ No I won't do that ♪
1456
01:43:24,831 --> 01:43:26,433
- I love dancing!
1457
01:43:26,433 --> 01:43:28,368
Dancing gets you loose!
1458
01:43:40,714 --> 01:43:44,351
- When? When do we get
our revenge?
1459
01:43:45,452 --> 01:43:48,488
- Soon. But we must
have patience.
1460
01:43:48,488 --> 01:43:50,424
We must wait until the
time is right.
1461
01:43:51,692 --> 01:43:55,829
And when it is, we make
his life a living hell.
1462
01:43:57,030 --> 01:43:59,633
Understand?
- Yes, master.
1463
01:43:59,633 --> 01:44:01,602
As you wish, master.
1464
01:44:04,438 --> 01:44:09,443
♪ I would do anything for love ♪
1465
01:44:10,077 --> 01:44:12,613
♪ Oh, oh ♪
1466
01:44:12,613 --> 01:44:16,350
♪ I would to anything for love ♪
1467
01:44:16,350 --> 01:44:20,354
♪ But I won't do that ♪
1468
01:44:20,354 --> 01:44:22,222
♪ No I won't do that ♪
1469
01:45:17,744 --> 01:45:22,616
♪ I would do anything for love ♪
1470
01:45:22,616 --> 01:45:25,752
♪ Oh, oh ♪
1471
01:45:25,752 --> 01:45:29,556
♪ I would do anything for love ♪
1472
01:45:29,556 --> 01:45:33,360
♪ But I won't do that ♪
1473
01:45:33,360 --> 01:45:35,629
♪ No I won't do that ♪
1474
01:46:08,795 --> 01:46:10,364
- Maybe I'm not Mark who
works at Arby's.
1475
01:46:10,364 --> 01:46:13,333
Maybe I'm Onyx the Fortuitous,
slayer of the bright realm.
1476
01:46:13,333 --> 01:46:14,501
I dunno.
1477
01:46:14,501 --> 01:46:15,936
I do hope his eyes
gaze upon me
1478
01:46:15,936 --> 01:46:18,438
and that my allegiance is
recognized, I dunno.
1479
01:46:18,438 --> 01:46:21,375
Notice me, Senpai, notice me.
1480
01:46:21,375 --> 01:46:24,478
No, I didn't wash my shirt
in between shifts, Masha.
1481
01:46:24,478 --> 01:46:25,879
So what if I smell like
roast beef?
1482
01:46:25,879 --> 01:46:28,215
This whole place smells like
roast beef.
1483
01:46:28,215 --> 01:46:29,683
As I stared into the
darkened void,
1484
01:46:29,683 --> 01:46:31,551
imagining the hordes of
devils soon to spring forth,
1485
01:46:31,551 --> 01:46:33,053
I couldn't help but ponder,
1486
01:46:34,121 --> 01:46:35,489
how deep does that hole go?
1487
01:46:37,891 --> 01:46:39,359
I was sitting on the
orange velvet couch
1488
01:46:39,359 --> 01:46:41,595
watching "Catteries Not
Included" when suddenly
1489
01:46:41,595 --> 01:46:43,864
an arousingly confident
Gadget Hackwrench appeared
1490
01:46:43,864 --> 01:46:45,465
and asked for my help in fixing
1491
01:46:45,465 --> 01:46:47,167
the ever-beleaguered
Screaming Eagle.
1492
01:46:47,167 --> 01:46:49,236
I don't know. I acquiesced.
1493
01:46:49,236 --> 01:46:51,738
And as I handed her the hog
ring pliers, her fuzzy digits
1494
01:46:51,738 --> 01:46:56,376
grazed mine, and in that
moment, truly, I was woke.
1495
01:46:57,811 --> 01:46:59,880
But with one last look of a
warrior's accord, we vaulted,
1496
01:46:59,880 --> 01:47:01,415
vaulted higher than
Meat Loaf's motorcycle
1497
01:47:01,415 --> 01:47:03,884
bursting through the devilish
graveyard's stony sod,
1498
01:47:03,884 --> 01:47:05,719
and just like the Loaf,
we soared.
1499
01:47:05,719 --> 01:47:08,355
And just like the Loaf,
we sang.
1500
01:47:08,355 --> 01:47:09,756
♪ Like a bat outta hell ♪
1501
01:47:09,756 --> 01:47:13,660
♪ I'll be gone when the ♪
morning comes ♪
1502
01:47:13,660 --> 01:47:16,196
♪ When the night is over, ♪
like a bat outta hell ♪
1503
01:47:16,196 --> 01:47:19,800
♪ I'll be gone, gone, gone ♪
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