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I have loved
having you to look to.
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And I have really enjoyed
having a smart, younger woman
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to fuss over.
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Which one of you
had sex with my husband?
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No, I mean last month.
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There's a whisper campaign
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that a good number
of our readers
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are homosexuals.
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Our centerfolds have to be
the ultimate fantasy.
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For our female readers.
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So what do we gotta do,
fill 12 pages?
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Richie, what do we got
to pull up?
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[RICHIE] The bathhouse.
Set already exists.
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In and out, four hours max.
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- [CROWD SHOUTING]
- [ALARM RINGING]
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I let go of my dreams
to take care of you.
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Why can't it be my turn?
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[DOUG]
Connie is a butcher, Tins.
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She's just fattening us up
so she can unload us.
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Maybe Bottom Dollar's
outlived its usefulness.
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So you're choosing Constance
over me, huh?
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I'm choosing me over you.
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[LIGHT MUSIC PLAYS]
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[CONSTANCE] Thank you
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for the beautiful pastries, Archie.
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Most kind.
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The estate feels
so empty without Yorgi.
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[ARCHIE] I miss him too.
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He was a good man.
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I'm gonna need your counsel
now more than ever.
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You have my steadfast loyalty.
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What are we gonna do
about that captains' strike?
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The board's rejected
your latest proposal.
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Your support of the union
is testing their patience.
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Right.
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So they want to use
my husband's death
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to cheat those poor men
out of their wages.
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[ARCHIE] The board's allegiance
was to Yorgos.
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They tolerated you
while he was ill,
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but not anymore.
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Yes, Yorgos was
incredibly successful
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for a man in a three-year coma.
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Yes. They're old-fashioned.
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[CONSTANCE]
They're women-haters.
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But not you,
my trusted Archibald.
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You've been by my side
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since Yorgi made me
his partner, haven't you?
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Which makes it
all the more heartbreaking
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that you were the one
to betray me.
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[MUSIC BUILDING]
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[SINGER]
♪ Darling, hold me closely ♪
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You left me no choice.
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Business is about profits,
not kindheartedness.
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I am not kindhearted.
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Pillage!
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[DOGS BARKING]
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[TERESA BREWER'S
"A WOMAN'S WORLD" PLAYING]
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♪ ♪
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[TERESA] ♪ A woman's world ♪
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♪ Can sometimes get so blue ♪
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[JOYCE] Mothers, wives,
women of the world,
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we are all at a crossroads.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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[TERESA] ♪ And there's
No one home but you ♪
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♪ Although you've become
His wife ♪
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♪ You don't get to share ♪
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♪ Very much of his life ♪
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♪ 'Cause you live ♪
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♪ In a woman's world ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ A woman's born
To make a man a home ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ You cook and clean ♪
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[JOYCE SCOFFING]
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[TERESA] ♪ All the time
That he is gone ♪
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[SIGHS]
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[TINA SPEAKING FRENCH]
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[SPEAKING FRENCH]
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[SIGHS]
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Hey, guys, my shift just ended,
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so my man Rory's gonna be
taking care of you now.
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Merci beaucoup.
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Thank you.
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Are you sure
you have never been to Paris?
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You are, how you say,
um, snooty.
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It is very French.
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[CHUCKLES] That's just my face.
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When you come to Paris,
I will take you
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to my favorite patisserie
in Le Marais.
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- Mm.
- [CHUCKLES]
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[DOUG] How you guys doin'?
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Prigger.
I'm glad you're here.
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I've givin' away all my shit,
but I saved you
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- something nice.
- What?
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[DOUG] Do you want
my booze cart?
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No, Doug, I don't have time
for this right now.
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Neither do I.
I got a date with death.
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You've what?
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I got a "Come see me"
from the boss lady,
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and you know what that means.
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The axe is about to fall.
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So do you want
the, uh, booze cart or no?
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No.
Look, you might have told me
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about the bathhouse shoot
back in the woods.
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Look, I'm sorry.
This'll be the last time
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old Doug Renetti
disappoints you, okay?
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I highly doubt that.
Have you seen Richie?
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Yeah, he's in the layout room.
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But be easy on the kid.
He's had a rough 36 hours.
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I know. I talked to Shelly.
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I will take the whiskey.
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- Just the whiskey?
- [JOYCE] Yeah.
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I'm givin' you the fuckin' cart.
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[SINGER] ♪ But last Monday
I got the fever ♪
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♪ Tellin' me
That I got to go ♪
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[FUNKY ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
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Oh, my God.
Richie, are you okay?
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Could be worse.
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[JOYCE] I am so sorry
that this happened.
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These photos are incredible.
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I was there with a camera.
I had to use it.
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But you're not here
to compliment my work.
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No. We have a magazine problem.
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Constance stopped the press.
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Oh? And why is that?
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You know we can't print these, Richie.
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- The subject matter...
- Naked men?
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In our naked man magazine?
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It's not what our advertisers
expect to see.
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It's not
what our readers expect.
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Just say it already.
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Minx isn't supposed to be
for gay men.
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So you're happy
to take our money
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and have us behind the camera,
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just as long as you don't have
to acknowledge that we exist?
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Look, Minx is about to become
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the premiere international
women's magazine.
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Now just isn't the time
to shine a light
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on our male readers.
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Well, we both know what happens
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when you keep us in the shadows.
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Oh, come on. That is not fair.
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Richie, it's not about you.
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It's not about me
anymore either.
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- [SCOFFS]
- It's about something
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bigger than that,
and we have to protect it.
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Which is why we're gonna run
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a one-year retrospective instead.
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- [RICHIE] Excuse me?
- I'm sorry.
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We've run out of time.
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I just put together
this issue twice, Joyce.
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- [JOYCE] I know.
- I'm not doing it again.
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You figure it out.
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The two of us have come
to an important decision,
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and we thought that you should
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hear it from us, together.
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And-and we just want you to know
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that we love you no matter what.
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Mm-hmm.
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And in no way
is any of this your fault.
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No. We've decided to separate.
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No.
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We had no idea.
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But-but you could still come
to parties separately, right?
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We-we can keep this going.
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Odd numbers in this scene
are tricky, Gary.
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- You know that.
- [SIGHS]
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Where did this come from?
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I mean, it's been a journey.
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And-and you all have been
instrumental, truly.
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I mean, our parties,
the freedom I felt...
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I mean, it-it showed me
there are
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so many different ways to be me.
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Hold on a second.
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How is this going to work?
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What about holidays?
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- Our Tahoe ski trip?
- Oh.
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That's-that's all gonna
have to be figured out,
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you know, with Shelly in Italy.
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It just worked out
with Doreen's sabbatical.
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Doreen is Shelly's new lover.
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She's a professor...
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at Vassar.
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Oh. That'll do it.
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But I'll be back.
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We just don't know when.
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[SHELLY] Right.
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Could we have been doing
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same-same this whole time?
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[GARY SIGHS]
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[BAMBI] 80,765, 80,766,
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80,767, 80,768,
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80,769...
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Am I an accessory to something?
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This is nine years
of my Bottom Dollar salary.
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I've never cashed a paycheck
until this morning.
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What?
H-how do you pay for anything?
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Through the kindness
of strangers
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and also the settlement.
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Okay, well,
that's definitely something
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we should explore.
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Um, but first, I need you to...
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drop these off at the printers
by eight o'clock.
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"A Year of Minx." Oh, no.
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Did some of the bathhouse boys
also commit momicide?
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Nope, uh, we had to replace them
for more nuanced reasons.
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Mm. I see.
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So if you could
just drop them off
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on your way to the party...
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My shift is over,
so I will need overtime
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and a mileage reimbursement.
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We all know gas prices are...
[WHISTLES]
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...due to that hinky
OPEC situation.
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Overtime approved.
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Great.
I'd like my payment up front.
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- Oh, up... yeah.
- [BAMBI] Yep.
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Sure. Uh, can you break a 50?
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Hmm. Let's see... no.
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[DEEP PURPLE'S
"SMOKE ON THE WATER" PLAYING]
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♪ ♪
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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♪ ♪
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[TINA WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY]
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I think we settled on four?
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- Four separate ones?
- [TINA] Only four?
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[LORRAINE] Yeah, four.
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Oh, do you... do you need
to speak to that man?
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No. No, I do not.
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Mrs. Papadopoulos will see you
in the War Room.
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♪ ♪
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[OPERA MUSIC PLAYING]
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♪ ♪
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[CONSTANCE] Oh, good eye.
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That one's priceless.
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[DOUG] Mm.
[CLEARS THROAT]
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And sharp.
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Best things usually are.
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[DOUG CLEARS THROAT]
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So, I know that you're
dissolving Bottom Dollar.
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- Yes, I am.
- [GROANS]
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I was hoping
to tell you myself, but...
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Well, I gotta say,
this is not how I saw
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things turnin' out
between us, Connie.
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No, me neither.
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Well, my publishing experiment
has been...
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interesting.
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Not too many creative types
in shipping, but...
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...I have made
some big mistakes.
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What mistakes were those?
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[CONSTANCE] Not publishing
your science magazine,
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killing the dance club,
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thinking that Joyce could
take it to the next level
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and run this company
better than you.
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Don't get me wrong.
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We need Joyce
256
00:10:50,776 --> 00:10:52,235
and all the other
little Joycettes
257
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that we have found,
258
00:10:53,945 --> 00:10:57,616
but what I really need is you
259
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to manage them.
260
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PRG. Papadopoulos Renetti...
261
00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:06,416
[CHUCKLES] Global?
262
00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:08,085
Well, Bottom Dollar was quaint,
263
00:11:08,251 --> 00:11:10,462
but we're
way, way past that now.
264
00:11:11,254 --> 00:11:13,090
Right, yeah. Um...
[CLEARS THROAT]
265
00:11:13,256 --> 00:11:15,425
So that would make me the, uh...
266
00:11:15,592 --> 00:11:16,426
the CEO then.
267
00:11:16,593 --> 00:11:18,553
No. President.
268
00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:20,680
- President? [CHUCKLES]
- [CONSTANCE] Mm.
269
00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:22,349
That's exactly
what I was thinkin'.
270
00:11:22,516 --> 00:11:26,770
Mm, well, you'd be working
under me and me alone.
271
00:11:26,937 --> 00:11:29,981
- So, um, Joyce...
- [CONSTANCE] Mm-hmm.
272
00:11:30,148 --> 00:11:31,608
Would be reporting to me, then.
273
00:11:31,775 --> 00:11:34,611
Yes. And Tina too.
274
00:11:34,736 --> 00:11:37,072
Kind of like me and Yorgi,
before the stroke.
275
00:11:37,239 --> 00:11:38,490
You have made
the right call here.
276
00:11:38,657 --> 00:11:40,784
Oh, of course I have.
277
00:11:40,951 --> 00:11:42,619
Listen, tonight,
we're gonna be meeting
278
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with international advertisers,
279
00:11:44,913 --> 00:11:47,958
press, VIP
from all over the world.
280
00:11:48,125 --> 00:11:49,626
And I'm sorry, but this ensemble
281
00:11:49,793 --> 00:11:52,129
that you're wearing,
it's just not gonna cut it.
282
00:11:52,295 --> 00:11:54,381
What are you?
283
00:11:54,506 --> 00:11:56,258
42 regular.
284
00:11:56,425 --> 00:11:57,717
Since I was
about eight years old.
285
00:11:59,302 --> 00:12:00,595
Really?
286
00:12:02,305 --> 00:12:03,390
Follow me.
287
00:12:03,557 --> 00:12:04,641
[STAN] Everyone thinks sayin',
288
00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:07,644
"Stop the press"
is some big thrill.
289
00:12:07,811 --> 00:12:08,979
It's a nightmare.
290
00:12:09,146 --> 00:12:10,856
There's 17 buttons and levers
291
00:12:11,022 --> 00:12:13,567
you have to press and pull
in a specific order.
292
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,652
It wasn't my decision.
293
00:12:15,819 --> 00:12:18,447
And paper doesn't
just magically disappear.
294
00:12:18,613 --> 00:12:19,698
I have to reach in
295
00:12:19,865 --> 00:12:21,158
and I have to pull it
all out myself.
296
00:12:21,324 --> 00:12:23,326
They don't pay me
for my opinions, Stan.
297
00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:25,996
They pay me for my time
and sometimes my gasoline.
298
00:12:26,121 --> 00:12:28,999
Oh, kiddo. I know that tone.
299
00:12:29,166 --> 00:12:31,585
- You feeling...
- Lost? Yeah.
300
00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:34,379
I was pretty down myself
about six months ago.
301
00:12:34,504 --> 00:12:35,672
Then I found Pastor Jim.
302
00:12:35,839 --> 00:12:36,965
Who's that?
303
00:12:37,132 --> 00:12:38,508
Oh, you'd love him, Bambs.
304
00:12:38,675 --> 00:12:39,968
He's doing
some really important work
305
00:12:40,135 --> 00:12:41,887
at the Peoples Temple
on Alvarado.
306
00:12:42,012 --> 00:12:43,555
He's a, uh...
307
00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:46,057
mesmerizing spirit.
308
00:12:46,224 --> 00:12:48,018
Would you say
there's a familial quality
309
00:12:48,185 --> 00:12:49,019
to the congregation?
310
00:12:49,186 --> 00:12:51,188
Absolutely.
311
00:12:51,313 --> 00:12:53,607
Some people
even call him Father.
312
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,233
Write this down.
313
00:12:55,358 --> 00:12:59,404
1365 South Alvarado.
314
00:12:59,571 --> 00:13:01,072
Jim Jones.
315
00:13:01,198 --> 00:13:03,909
[LOUNGE MUSIC PLAYING]
316
00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:05,202
[LORRAINE GASPS] Ms. Prigger!
317
00:13:05,368 --> 00:13:07,370
[CHUCKLES] Woman of the hour.
318
00:13:07,537 --> 00:13:09,080
- [BOTH CHUCKLE]
- I'm Lorraine.
319
00:13:09,206 --> 00:13:11,208
Anything you want,
anything you need, just ask.
320
00:13:11,374 --> 00:13:12,709
Wow. Thank you, Lorraine.
321
00:13:12,876 --> 00:13:14,044
No, thank you
322
00:13:14,211 --> 00:13:15,045
for all that you've done
for women.
323
00:13:15,170 --> 00:13:16,338
Oh. [CHUCKLES]
324
00:13:16,505 --> 00:13:17,506
I wouldn't be divorced
without you.
325
00:13:17,631 --> 00:13:19,382
- [CHUCKLES]
- Happy to help.
326
00:13:19,549 --> 00:13:21,051
[LAUGHS]
Come see everything.
327
00:13:21,218 --> 00:13:22,260
Okay. [CHUCKLES]
328
00:13:23,845 --> 00:13:25,180
Oh, my God!
329
00:13:25,347 --> 00:13:27,140
[GASPS] Oh, God, I remember
330
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:29,851
cutting and pasting this
on the floor of my bedroom.
331
00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:31,186
[LORRAINE] A-and look.
332
00:13:31,353 --> 00:13:34,231
You accurately predicted
Title IX as a preteen.
333
00:13:34,397 --> 00:13:35,774
Yeah, well, I guess
I got one thing right.
334
00:13:35,941 --> 00:13:37,817
[SCOFFS]
Tonight is not the night
335
00:13:37,984 --> 00:13:39,611
for modesty, Ms. Prigger.
336
00:13:39,736 --> 00:13:41,738
You earned all of this.
337
00:13:41,905 --> 00:13:43,615
- Thank you.
- [BOTH CHUCKLE]
338
00:13:43,782 --> 00:13:44,824
Very nice.
339
00:13:46,201 --> 00:13:48,245
- [SIGHS]
- [LIESL] Joyce!
340
00:13:48,411 --> 00:13:49,746
Liesl, hi!
341
00:13:49,913 --> 00:13:51,957
- Deonna. Isabel!
- Hi.
342
00:13:52,123 --> 00:13:53,250
[JOYCE]
It's my international team.
343
00:13:53,416 --> 00:13:55,085
Hi! Hi.
344
00:13:55,210 --> 00:13:56,378
Guten Tag, Joyce.
345
00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:57,587
Guten Tag.
346
00:13:57,754 --> 00:13:59,089
I am filled
with giddiness and joy.
347
00:13:59,256 --> 00:14:00,507
Oh. Oh, good.
348
00:14:00,632 --> 00:14:02,425
Yeah, me too.
349
00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:04,469
Mrs. Papadopoulos will
see you upstairs.
350
00:14:04,636 --> 00:14:07,055
Oh. Okay.
351
00:14:07,222 --> 00:14:10,016
[UPBEAT LATIN MUSIC PLAYS]
352
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:12,018
♪ ♪
353
00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:15,021
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
354
00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:20,485
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
355
00:14:40,463 --> 00:14:41,548
[CLICKS TONGUE] Wow.
356
00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:12,287
- Ay, Cristo. I'll try.
- [CHUCKLES]
357
00:15:13,455 --> 00:15:15,457
[CONSTANCE] Southern Europe.
All this right here.
358
00:15:15,624 --> 00:15:18,209
Ah, there she is,
our shining star.
359
00:15:18,335 --> 00:15:20,003
Sorry, am I
interrupting something?
360
00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:22,547
We're just plotting
our European conquest.
361
00:15:22,714 --> 00:15:23,923
Thank you, Winnifred.
362
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:25,550
[SOFT ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING]
363
00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:27,177
[WINNIFRED] Mwah. Mwah.
364
00:15:27,344 --> 00:15:29,012
I'm delighted
to be working together.
365
00:15:29,179 --> 00:15:31,890
You have my assurances,
the Continent is in good hands.
366
00:15:32,015 --> 00:15:34,934
♪ ♪
367
00:15:35,977 --> 00:15:37,562
I guess we hired Winnifred.
368
00:15:37,729 --> 00:15:39,356
Yeah, but all
of your other choices.
369
00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:40,940
It was my idea.
370
00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:43,193
Every European you picked
was a socialist.
371
00:15:43,318 --> 00:15:44,861
I needed at least
one capitalist to talk to.
372
00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:46,696
Well, better her than the Nazi.
373
00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:49,407
Descendent of Nazis.
374
00:15:49,574 --> 00:15:50,867
Let's see what you got.
375
00:15:51,034 --> 00:15:51,701
I know it was
a quick turnaround.
376
00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:53,036
Yeah.
377
00:15:53,203 --> 00:15:54,371
Okay.
378
00:15:54,537 --> 00:15:55,705
Richie went for a retrospective?
379
00:15:55,872 --> 00:15:56,998
Uh, nope, not exactly.
380
00:15:57,165 --> 00:15:58,500
Daniel and I
pulled this together.
381
00:15:58,667 --> 00:16:00,502
Richie should be very proud.
382
00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:01,878
- This is some of his best work.
- [JOYCE] Mm-hmm.
383
00:16:02,003 --> 00:16:03,588
Oh, but this...
384
00:16:03,755 --> 00:16:06,174
the Bella LaRouche piece,
no, it's not gonna work.
385
00:16:06,341 --> 00:16:08,426
What? I loved it.
386
00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:11,137
Oh, come on, it was...
it was brave and honest
387
00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:13,682
and moving,
about a woman's self-discovery.
388
00:16:13,848 --> 00:16:15,809
Eh, in the arms
of another woman.
389
00:16:17,852 --> 00:16:21,439
Okay, um, I understand
why we would remove
390
00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:23,066
material that skews male,
391
00:16:23,233 --> 00:16:24,901
but this is a story
about a woman.
392
00:16:25,068 --> 00:16:26,027
It's for women.
393
00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:29,239
Yeah, but not women like us.
394
00:16:29,406 --> 00:16:32,158
A-a piece like this
just gives our enemies
395
00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:35,245
an opening to attack
the entire movement,
396
00:16:35,412 --> 00:16:38,707
calling us man-hating,
anti-family, lesbians.
397
00:16:38,873 --> 00:16:40,875
Joyce, we have worked too hard
398
00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:42,919
to make feminism mainstream.
399
00:16:43,086 --> 00:16:44,337
I'm not gonna jeopardize that
400
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:46,506
by giving those people
a platform.
401
00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:48,508
Pulling Bella would mess up
our page count.
402
00:16:48,633 --> 00:16:49,759
We'd have to rearrange
the layout.
403
00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:51,970
So we run
the first Bella story again.
404
00:16:52,137 --> 00:16:53,888
Stick with the retrospective theme.
405
00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:56,558
- I guess that would work.
- [CONSTANCE] Yeah.
406
00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:57,809
All right, well, I'm gonna
need you to go to the printer.
407
00:16:57,976 --> 00:16:59,686
You want me to go now?
408
00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:01,438
Yeah, we go to print at 8:00.
409
00:17:01,604 --> 00:17:03,773
You're really the only person
I trust with this.
410
00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:05,942
Joyce will stay here
at the party.
411
00:17:06,109 --> 00:17:07,736
She is the woman of the hour.
412
00:17:09,237 --> 00:17:10,405
That's about all the time
I have.
413
00:17:10,572 --> 00:17:12,574
Mm.
Oh, and stop by the kitchen.
414
00:17:12,741 --> 00:17:15,410
Dimitri has some snacks
that you can take in the car.
415
00:17:17,662 --> 00:17:19,080
Ooh.
416
00:17:23,251 --> 00:17:25,211
[CONSTANCE] You're upset.
417
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,130
[JOYCE] Look, Minx is
supposed to be a champion
418
00:17:27,297 --> 00:17:28,465
for all women,
419
00:17:28,631 --> 00:17:30,133
and this is...
just isn't "all women."
420
00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:32,177
[CONSTANCE] Mm-hmm. I get it.
421
00:17:32,343 --> 00:17:34,679
This is personal for you.
422
00:17:34,846 --> 00:17:36,890
But we can't fight for everyone.
423
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,808
Believe me, I have been
down that road.
424
00:17:38,975 --> 00:17:40,769
Yeah, but just because
you lost then,
425
00:17:40,935 --> 00:17:42,312
it doesn't mean
that we're gonna lose now.
426
00:17:42,437 --> 00:17:44,647
Honey, if you wanna win the war,
427
00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:48,026
you have to fight
one battle at a time.
428
00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:49,402
Oh, come on, Joyce.
429
00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:52,030
You understand the value
of compromise.
430
00:17:53,448 --> 00:17:54,949
Isn't that how Minx got started?
431
00:17:55,116 --> 00:17:57,994
♪ ♪
432
00:18:01,664 --> 00:18:02,665
Mm.
433
00:18:02,791 --> 00:18:05,668
♪ ♪
434
00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,340
[DOUG] Hey, Tins!
435
00:18:10,507 --> 00:18:11,508
What are you doin'?
436
00:18:11,674 --> 00:18:13,176
You makin' a run for it?
437
00:18:13,343 --> 00:18:14,677
Yes, and I don't want
to do this right now.
438
00:18:14,844 --> 00:18:16,012
You don't want to do what?
439
00:18:16,179 --> 00:18:18,014
I'm just sayin' hi to you.
440
00:18:18,181 --> 00:18:19,015
Who dressed you?
441
00:18:19,182 --> 00:18:20,517
Connie did.
442
00:18:20,683 --> 00:18:23,770
And she made me the president
of her company.
443
00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:26,773
I told you
she had a master plan.
444
00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:29,025
It turns out it was fuckin' me.
445
00:18:29,192 --> 00:18:31,277
- [LAUGHS]
- Wow.
446
00:18:31,402 --> 00:18:33,404
You always land on your feet,
don't you?
447
00:18:33,530 --> 00:18:34,948
You know,
that should be a compliment,
448
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,534
but it doesn't feel like one.
449
00:18:37,659 --> 00:18:39,244
Hey, if you're worried
about your position
450
00:18:39,410 --> 00:18:42,956
in the new company, don't be.
451
00:18:43,081 --> 00:18:45,083
I know your value.
I can be an adult about this.
452
00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:46,751
Sure, now that you're
back in charge.
453
00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:48,545
Come on, Tina.
That's not how I see it.
454
00:18:48,711 --> 00:18:50,713
[TINA] I have to go.
455
00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:52,131
[DOUG] All right,
well, take the Rolls.
456
00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:53,550
- It's parked out front.
- [TINA] I'll drive myself.
457
00:18:53,716 --> 00:18:55,301
[DOUG] Tina, please.
458
00:18:57,846 --> 00:18:58,763
What?
459
00:19:01,516 --> 00:19:05,019
You were just the first person
I wanted to share my news with.
460
00:19:06,104 --> 00:19:08,398
She made me the president
of the whole thing.
461
00:19:08,565 --> 00:19:09,774
Good for you.
462
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:18,366
[MOTT THE HOOPLE'S
"ALL THE YOUNG DUDES" PLAYING]
463
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:21,369
♪ ♪
464
00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:28,251
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
465
00:19:28,418 --> 00:19:29,669
[SERVER] Drink, Ms. Prigger?
466
00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:31,337
Sure. Thank you.
467
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:34,173
[SINGER] ♪ Kick it in the head
When he was 25 ♪
468
00:19:34,299 --> 00:19:35,675
♪ Speed jive ♪
469
00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:37,427
♪ Don't wanna stay alive ♪
470
00:19:37,594 --> 00:19:39,846
♪ When you're 25 ♪
471
00:19:40,013 --> 00:19:41,890
♪ And Wendy's stealing clothes
From Marks and Sparks ♪
472
00:19:42,056 --> 00:19:43,266
- Joyce.
- [JOYCE] Hello.
473
00:19:43,433 --> 00:19:44,893
The woman of the hour.
474
00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:46,519
[SINGER] ♪ From ripping
Up the stars ♪
475
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:47,770
♪ From his face ♪
476
00:19:47,937 --> 00:19:49,147
[ALL GASP]
477
00:19:49,314 --> 00:19:50,356
[BOTH] Hello.
478
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:51,733
[PERSON] Hola.
479
00:19:52,942 --> 00:19:54,861
[CROWD GASPS]
480
00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:56,821
[APPLAUSE]
481
00:19:56,988 --> 00:19:59,157
[SIGHS] Thank you.
482
00:19:59,282 --> 00:20:01,451
You look good as a banner, kid.
483
00:20:01,618 --> 00:20:03,161
I look like a slutty dictator.
484
00:20:03,328 --> 00:20:04,787
[DOUG] I thought that's what
you were going for.
485
00:20:04,954 --> 00:20:06,497
[JOYCE] Okay.
What are you going for?
486
00:20:06,664 --> 00:20:08,708
Well, it's a dead man's suit,
but I think I look pretty good.
487
00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:09,876
He had pretty good taste.
488
00:20:10,001 --> 00:20:12,003
Okay.
489
00:20:12,170 --> 00:20:13,922
Why didn't anybody run
any of these covers by me?
490
00:20:14,088 --> 00:20:15,465
[DOUG]
'Cause they're decorative.
491
00:20:15,632 --> 00:20:17,508
They don't exist after tonight,
so don't worry about it.
492
00:20:17,675 --> 00:20:19,469
Yeah, well, I feel like
I am losing control here.
493
00:20:19,636 --> 00:20:20,845
I understand the feeling,
but you're not.
494
00:20:21,012 --> 00:20:22,138
You're fine.
495
00:20:22,305 --> 00:20:24,015
No, I think you were right
about Constance.
496
00:20:24,182 --> 00:20:25,642
I think she's...
she's turning us into something
497
00:20:25,808 --> 00:20:26,684
- that we are not.
- [DOUG] Something better.
498
00:20:26,851 --> 00:20:28,144
No. What?
499
00:20:28,311 --> 00:20:29,270
[DOUG] In less than a year,
she took us
500
00:20:29,437 --> 00:20:31,314
from the Valley to Vienna.
501
00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:32,690
And isn't that your whole thing?
502
00:20:32,815 --> 00:20:33,858
To get your message
out to the masses?
503
00:20:34,025 --> 00:20:36,152
Yeah, but at what cost?
504
00:20:36,319 --> 00:20:37,445
I don't think I even know
505
00:20:37,612 --> 00:20:38,738
what the message
is anymore, anyway.
506
00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:39,822
[DOUG] Look, if you want purity,
507
00:20:39,989 --> 00:20:41,240
do this shit out of your house.
508
00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:43,534
But nobody gets this big
509
00:20:43,701 --> 00:20:45,328
without giving something up.
510
00:20:45,495 --> 00:20:46,996
No one.
511
00:20:47,163 --> 00:20:49,999
I know, but it's...
512
00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:51,918
is it weird to say
that I liked it more
513
00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:53,086
when it was just the two of us?
514
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,254
It is just the two of us.
515
00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:56,589
Only our clothes got better.
516
00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:59,634
[CHUCKLES]
517
00:21:02,303 --> 00:21:04,681
- [SIGHS]
- [SHELLY] Tuscany seems hilly.
518
00:21:04,847 --> 00:21:07,558
But Doreen insists
cycling is the only way.
519
00:21:07,725 --> 00:21:10,520
How far is it to the Vatican?
Can we bike there?
520
00:21:10,687 --> 00:21:12,271
No, it is very far.
521
00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:13,690
[SHELLY] Oh.
Ooh, we could take the train.
522
00:21:13,856 --> 00:21:14,857
How do you say "train"?
523
00:21:15,024 --> 00:21:15,858
Treno.
524
00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:17,276
Oh, fun-o.
525
00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:18,444
Treno.
526
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:19,904
- Love that.
- Hey.
527
00:21:20,071 --> 00:21:21,239
We don't want it, right?
[CHUCKLES]
528
00:21:21,406 --> 00:21:23,116
Eccoci qua.
529
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:24,742
Shelly, we need to talk.
530
00:21:24,909 --> 00:21:26,035
[GLASS CLINKING]
531
00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:27,537
[CONSTANCE] Thank you.
532
00:21:27,704 --> 00:21:30,707
Thank you all for coming
to the Reach,
533
00:21:30,873 --> 00:21:34,585
where the Pacific
promises possibility.
534
00:21:34,752 --> 00:21:38,840
Tonight, we celebrate
the culmination of a dream
535
00:21:39,007 --> 00:21:41,551
that began
in a young girl's bedroom
536
00:21:41,718 --> 00:21:45,722
and has grown
into a global publication
537
00:21:45,847 --> 00:21:49,392
reaching millions of women.
538
00:21:49,517 --> 00:21:51,894
I am very proud
to call that young dreamer
539
00:21:52,020 --> 00:21:55,606
a friend, a colleague,
and an inspiration.
540
00:21:57,066 --> 00:21:58,776
Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome
541
00:21:58,943 --> 00:22:02,113
the woman of the hour,
Joyce Prigger.
542
00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:05,116
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
543
00:22:08,161 --> 00:22:09,495
Joyce!
544
00:22:12,874 --> 00:22:14,792
Okay, where is my Joyce?
545
00:22:14,917 --> 00:22:16,085
Joyce?
546
00:22:16,252 --> 00:22:18,463
[FRENETIC MUSIC PLAYS]
547
00:22:18,629 --> 00:22:19,756
I'm such an idiot.
548
00:22:19,922 --> 00:22:21,799
I cannot believe
how close I came
549
00:22:21,924 --> 00:22:23,634
to sacrificing everything.
550
00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:25,094
I can't believe
we're in a stolen car.
551
00:22:25,261 --> 00:22:27,055
I feel like Bonnie and Clyde.
[CHUCKLES]
552
00:22:27,180 --> 00:22:28,347
Does it go any faster?
553
00:22:28,514 --> 00:22:30,641
- [ENGINE REVS]
- Oh!
554
00:22:30,767 --> 00:22:31,768
Good Lord.
555
00:22:31,934 --> 00:22:33,102
Joyce?
556
00:22:33,269 --> 00:22:35,521
Well, it seems Joyce is, uh,
557
00:22:35,646 --> 00:22:37,106
getting some hors d'oeuvres
perhaps?
558
00:22:37,273 --> 00:22:39,067
[DOUG] Constance Papadopoulos!
559
00:22:39,233 --> 00:22:41,277
How 'bout a round of applause
for Constance?
560
00:22:41,444 --> 00:22:43,196
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
561
00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:46,532
Let's make it a big one!
562
00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:47,617
[CHUCKLES]
563
00:22:47,742 --> 00:22:49,327
What a...
what a wonderful woman.
564
00:22:49,494 --> 00:22:50,745
What a great night.
565
00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:52,580
Obviously,
I'm not Joyce Prigger.
566
00:22:52,747 --> 00:22:54,624
I don't think any of you
expected Joyce Prigger
567
00:22:54,791 --> 00:22:56,459
to have a beard
and look like this, huh?
568
00:22:56,626 --> 00:22:59,629
- [LAUGHTER]
- Who knew she was so pretty?
569
00:22:59,754 --> 00:23:01,172
Um...
570
00:23:01,297 --> 00:23:03,049
uh, but she did want me
to say something
571
00:23:03,216 --> 00:23:04,258
on her behalf.
572
00:23:05,927 --> 00:23:07,261
So what I'm gonna do
right now is,
573
00:23:07,428 --> 00:23:08,930
I'm going to, um...
574
00:23:09,055 --> 00:23:10,556
["SMOKE ON THE WATER" PLAYING]
575
00:23:10,723 --> 00:23:12,350
I'm gonna relay
a message of hers.
576
00:23:12,517 --> 00:23:13,976
You know you're gonna get
fired for this, Missy.
577
00:23:14,143 --> 00:23:15,770
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, this is a career-ender.
578
00:23:15,937 --> 00:23:17,313
But you know what?
579
00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:19,190
It's time
I stopped agreeing to things
580
00:23:19,357 --> 00:23:21,192
just because people tell me
it's good for business.
581
00:23:21,317 --> 00:23:22,985
Well, you don't have
to do this for me.
582
00:23:23,152 --> 00:23:25,488
I mean, you should,
but you don't have to.
583
00:23:25,655 --> 00:23:26,989
No, I'm-I'm not doing it
for you.
584
00:23:27,156 --> 00:23:28,116
I mean, of cour...
I am, of course.
585
00:23:28,241 --> 00:23:29,325
- Okay.
- But I'm doing it
586
00:23:29,492 --> 00:23:30,868
for, you know...
for Richie, for everyone.
587
00:23:30,993 --> 00:23:32,495
- I just...
- Okay.
588
00:23:32,662 --> 00:23:35,289
Oh, God, I hope
it's not too little too late.
589
00:23:35,456 --> 00:23:38,334
[GRUNTS] She couldn't see
the light six hours ago?
590
00:23:38,501 --> 00:23:39,836
Everybody moves
at their own speed.
591
00:23:40,002 --> 00:23:41,254
Yeah, well, your speed's
gonna get us T-boned
592
00:23:41,379 --> 00:23:42,588
if you run another red.
593
00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:43,923
- [BAMBI] Whoa!
- [TIRES SCREECH]
594
00:23:44,090 --> 00:23:46,759
[RICHIE] Oh, Jesus Christ!
Aw, what the fuck?
595
00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:48,052
God, I can never remember,
596
00:23:48,177 --> 00:23:49,846
does that mean stop
or proceed with caution?
597
00:23:50,012 --> 00:23:50,972
[RICHIE] What caution?
598
00:23:51,139 --> 00:23:53,099
[ENGINE KNOCKING]
599
00:23:54,976 --> 00:23:55,935
[BAMBI] Uh-oh.
600
00:23:56,102 --> 00:23:57,728
I've wasted so much time
601
00:23:57,895 --> 00:23:59,480
looking for a woman
to show me the way,
602
00:23:59,647 --> 00:24:01,190
when you were right there.
603
00:24:01,357 --> 00:24:03,109
You were right there
all this time,
604
00:24:03,276 --> 00:24:05,570
two steps ahead, and...
605
00:24:05,736 --> 00:24:06,863
you know, I-I never
would have gotten
606
00:24:07,029 --> 00:24:08,239
this far without you.
607
00:24:08,406 --> 00:24:10,992
And now I've-I've-I've stolen
your best years.
608
00:24:11,159 --> 00:24:12,910
Well, I think
these are my best years.
609
00:24:13,035 --> 00:24:14,370
And then Mom turns up
in Sacramento
610
00:24:14,537 --> 00:24:15,872
with a whole new family?
611
00:24:16,038 --> 00:24:18,082
Oh, boy, we're talking
about Mom now?
612
00:24:18,207 --> 00:24:19,876
Yeah, I think I'm ready
to talk about Mom.
613
00:24:20,042 --> 00:24:22,753
[DOUG] "Mothers, wives,
614
00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:25,673
"women of the world,
615
00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:28,426
"we are all at a crossroads,
616
00:24:28,551 --> 00:24:30,386
"and we need a guide
617
00:24:30,553 --> 00:24:35,391
"not leading, not following,
but by our side.
618
00:24:35,558 --> 00:24:37,602
- A gentle warrior."
- [LENNY] Guys... hey, stop.
619
00:24:37,768 --> 00:24:38,895
- [MILLIE] Stop fighting!
- [LENNY] Just stop that.
620
00:24:39,061 --> 00:24:40,104
- All of that.
- [DOUG] A woman's voice.
621
00:24:40,271 --> 00:24:41,689
[TOMMY] I'm not farting.
You're farting.
622
00:24:41,856 --> 00:24:43,065
- [BOBBY] You hit like a baby.
- [TOMMY] Dad!
623
00:24:43,232 --> 00:24:44,609
- Can you please... hi.
- [BOBBY] Stop whining.
624
00:24:44,775 --> 00:24:46,319
Can you please get in the back?
Just stay in the back, please.
625
00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:47,570
[BOBBY]
Oh, you got your boogers on me!
626
00:24:47,737 --> 00:24:48,988
- [MILLIE] No!
- [LENNY] Oh, my...
627
00:24:49,155 --> 00:24:50,239
[BOBBY] Booger-eater.
628
00:24:50,364 --> 00:24:51,657
- Hey.
- [BOBBY] Pee in your pants.
629
00:24:51,824 --> 00:24:53,409
- [BAMBI] Ooh, I call middle.
- [TOMMY] Shut up!
630
00:24:53,576 --> 00:24:54,785
- [BOBBY] Shut up.
- [BAMBI] Excuse me.
631
00:24:54,952 --> 00:24:56,454
[GIGGLES]
632
00:24:56,579 --> 00:24:59,165
Ooh! Uh, thank you so much
for rescuing us.
633
00:24:59,332 --> 00:25:01,584
I always wanted to see
unincorporated Monrovia.
634
00:25:01,751 --> 00:25:03,502
Please tell me you have
a full tank of gas.
635
00:25:03,669 --> 00:25:04,921
I am a dad.
I fill up
636
00:25:05,087 --> 00:25:06,255
the second the needle
goes below half.
637
00:25:06,422 --> 00:25:07,590
- God bless you.
- [LENNY] Yeah.
638
00:25:07,757 --> 00:25:09,383
We only have 20 minutes,
so chop, chop.
639
00:25:09,550 --> 00:25:10,927
- We're good? Everyone sitting...
- Yes! Hurry!
640
00:25:11,052 --> 00:25:12,136
- Yes!
- [MILLIE SCREAMS]
641
00:25:12,261 --> 00:25:13,471
[BOBBY]
You're the least favorite.
642
00:25:13,638 --> 00:25:16,515
♪ ♪
643
00:25:22,605 --> 00:25:24,774
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
644
00:25:24,941 --> 00:25:26,901
[DOUG] Well, we've still got
a little bit of time.
645
00:25:27,068 --> 00:25:29,237
But you've seen
enough of me, huh?
646
00:25:29,403 --> 00:25:32,615
So let's bring out
the Minx international editors.
647
00:25:32,782 --> 00:25:35,117
Girls, you mind comin' up
on stage, showin' your faces?
648
00:25:35,284 --> 00:25:37,453
Four continents
and eight countries.
649
00:25:37,620 --> 00:25:38,579
[LENNY]
It's only been eight hours,
650
00:25:38,746 --> 00:25:40,623
and already it is nonstop.
651
00:25:40,748 --> 00:25:42,583
Shelly's always talking about
what a great dad you are.
652
00:25:42,750 --> 00:25:43,960
- I'm sure...
- Yeah, well, the chaos
653
00:25:44,126 --> 00:25:45,086
that this whole thing
has brought,
654
00:25:45,253 --> 00:25:46,545
it's... [CHUCKLES]
655
00:25:46,712 --> 00:25:48,297
[BAMBI BREATHING DEEPLY]
656
00:25:48,422 --> 00:25:49,674
Do you hear that?
657
00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:51,634
No?
658
00:25:51,801 --> 00:25:53,135
[BAMBI] In through your nose...
659
00:25:53,302 --> 00:25:55,429
- [ALL INHALE]
- Out through your mouths.
660
00:25:55,554 --> 00:25:56,514
[ALL EXHALE]
661
00:25:56,681 --> 00:25:58,307
[LENNY] Um...
662
00:25:58,474 --> 00:26:00,059
how did you do that?
663
00:26:00,184 --> 00:26:03,229
Oh, six lives ago,
I was a pranayamic guru.
664
00:26:03,354 --> 00:26:04,480
It's like riding
a spiritual bike.
665
00:26:04,647 --> 00:26:05,815
You never forget,
and even if you do,
666
00:26:05,982 --> 00:26:09,068
- it's no big deal.
- [SCOFFS]
667
00:26:09,193 --> 00:26:13,531
Well, the silence
is intoxicating.
668
00:26:14,448 --> 00:26:16,409
Hey, Lenny, I'd love
to lend a hand
669
00:26:16,575 --> 00:26:18,661
while Shelly's away.
670
00:26:18,828 --> 00:26:20,413
Are you serious?
671
00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:23,499
I mean, I'm happiest
when I'm helping people, so...
672
00:26:23,666 --> 00:26:25,876
it seems like you need
a lot of help.
673
00:26:26,002 --> 00:26:27,545
[SIGHS]
674
00:26:27,712 --> 00:26:29,839
Y-you have no idea
what that would mean.
675
00:26:30,006 --> 00:26:31,173
It'll be fun.
676
00:26:31,340 --> 00:26:33,175
We can play board games,
go on field trips.
677
00:26:33,301 --> 00:26:34,969
I just heard about this
amazing temple on Alvarado.
678
00:26:35,136 --> 00:26:36,012
Maybe we could take them...
679
00:26:36,178 --> 00:26:37,680
Excuse me, this is so touching,
680
00:26:37,847 --> 00:26:38,848
but can we please speed it up?
681
00:26:39,015 --> 00:26:39,807
Right. Yes.
682
00:26:39,974 --> 00:26:42,018
- Yeah.
- Sorry.
683
00:26:42,184 --> 00:26:45,021
[SINGER]
♪ Making our music there ♪
684
00:26:45,187 --> 00:26:46,939
I cannot tell you
how good it feels
685
00:26:47,106 --> 00:26:48,232
to say all that.
686
00:26:48,357 --> 00:26:51,235
Well, the next step
is telling Mom yourself.
687
00:26:51,402 --> 00:26:53,404
Dripping Springs is
only a two-day drive.
688
00:26:54,822 --> 00:26:56,032
- Where are you going?
- Sunland?
689
00:26:56,198 --> 00:26:58,451
Your printer's in Sun Valley.
690
00:26:58,617 --> 00:27:01,037
- I knew that.
- [TIRES SQUEAL]
691
00:27:01,203 --> 00:27:05,916
[SINGER] ♪ Smoke on the water ♪
692
00:27:06,083 --> 00:27:08,544
♪ A fire in the sky ♪
693
00:27:08,711 --> 00:27:10,755
[DOUG]
Okay, everyone feelin' good?
694
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:12,965
Okay, let's do it
before they lose their visas.
695
00:27:13,132 --> 00:27:15,217
Did Joyce lose her stomach?
696
00:27:15,384 --> 00:27:16,594
No, she sometimes gets
in her head,
697
00:27:16,761 --> 00:27:17,762
but she'll be fine.
698
00:27:17,887 --> 00:27:19,555
Well, if she isn't,
699
00:27:19,722 --> 00:27:21,390
we have a lot of options.
700
00:27:21,557 --> 00:27:23,100
Okay, ready?
701
00:27:23,267 --> 00:27:24,769
Minx on three.
702
00:27:24,935 --> 00:27:28,105
One, two, three.
703
00:27:28,272 --> 00:27:29,690
- [ALL] Minx!
- [CAMERA SHUTTER SNAPS]
704
00:27:29,815 --> 00:27:32,693
♪ ♪
705
00:27:35,738 --> 00:27:38,115
[TIRES SCREECH]
706
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:39,658
[JOYCE] Come on!
We're five minutes late!
707
00:27:41,702 --> 00:27:43,079
[RICHIE] Of all the days
to wear platforms.
708
00:27:43,245 --> 00:27:45,081
They called looking for me
and you answered?
709
00:27:45,247 --> 00:27:47,750
Uh, Bambi made it sound
like life or death.
710
00:27:47,917 --> 00:27:49,460
Can always count on you
to save the day.
711
00:27:49,627 --> 00:27:51,504
[CHUCKLES]
712
00:27:51,670 --> 00:27:54,090
Wait, don't you want to see
if we make it?
713
00:27:54,256 --> 00:27:55,508
- Kind of.
- Come on.
714
00:27:55,674 --> 00:27:57,134
I'll-I'll be back!
715
00:27:57,301 --> 00:27:58,594
[SHELLY]
What are the kids doing?
716
00:27:58,761 --> 00:28:00,137
[LENNY] They're, uh,
breathing deeply, I think?
717
00:28:00,262 --> 00:28:01,263
Yoga maybe.
718
00:28:01,430 --> 00:28:02,473
- Brahmin... yamin...
- [SHELLY CHUCKLES]
719
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:03,724
[JOYCE] Okay, how does
this thing work?
720
00:28:03,891 --> 00:28:05,267
[RICHIE] Why are there
so many flashing lights?
721
00:28:05,434 --> 00:28:07,103
- Look for a red button.
- Thi... I just press it myself?
722
00:28:07,269 --> 00:28:08,979
[TINA] It's not one button.
723
00:28:09,146 --> 00:28:11,399
- It's 17 buttons and levers.
- Oh, shit.
724
00:28:11,565 --> 00:28:13,150
I had a feeling you were gonna
try something stupid.
725
00:28:13,317 --> 00:28:14,860
Look, Tina,
things have gone far enough.
726
00:28:14,985 --> 00:28:16,112
It is time to set things right.
727
00:28:16,278 --> 00:28:17,780
You don't have to convince me.
728
00:28:17,947 --> 00:28:19,281
I already bought us
another 30 minutes.
729
00:28:19,448 --> 00:28:20,574
Oh.
730
00:28:20,741 --> 00:28:21,575
The second Constance trotted out
731
00:28:21,742 --> 00:28:23,035
"women like us," I was done.
732
00:28:23,202 --> 00:28:25,079
Yes. Me... same. Yes, me too.
733
00:28:25,246 --> 00:28:27,164
So what's the plan?
734
00:28:27,331 --> 00:28:30,292
[BELLS DINGING]
735
00:28:30,459 --> 00:28:33,295
[JACKSON BROWNE'S
"DOCTOR MY EYES" PLAYING]
736
00:28:33,421 --> 00:28:35,214
♪ ♪
737
00:28:35,381 --> 00:28:38,926
[JACKSON] ♪ Doctor, my eyes
Have seen the years ♪
738
00:28:39,093 --> 00:28:43,222
♪ And the slow parade
Of fears without crying ♪
739
00:28:43,389 --> 00:28:48,185
♪ Now I want to understand ♪
740
00:28:48,310 --> 00:28:51,439
♪ I have done
All that I could ♪
741
00:28:51,564 --> 00:28:56,235
♪ To see the evil
And the good without hiding ♪
742
00:28:56,402 --> 00:29:00,364
♪ You must help me
If you can ♪
743
00:29:00,531 --> 00:29:04,869
♪ Doctor, my eyes ♪
744
00:29:05,035 --> 00:29:07,037
♪ Tell me what is wrong ♪
745
00:29:07,163 --> 00:29:10,166
♪ Was I unwise ♪
746
00:29:10,332 --> 00:29:11,500
♪ To leave them ♪
747
00:29:11,625 --> 00:29:13,335
[LENNY] Brought us some, uh,
victory pastries.
748
00:29:13,502 --> 00:29:14,670
- [TINA] Ooh.
- [JOYCE] Aww, thank you.
749
00:29:14,837 --> 00:29:16,839
[LENNY] Gave the shipping guys
20 bucks.
750
00:29:17,006 --> 00:29:18,799
So are all of you
out of jobs now?
751
00:29:18,966 --> 00:29:20,217
- [JOYCE] Uh, yeah. Pretty much.
- Uh, yeah. [CHUCKLES]
752
00:29:20,384 --> 00:29:21,802
- Yeah, most definitely.
- [BAMBI] Wait, I don't get it.
753
00:29:21,969 --> 00:29:24,054
Can't Constance just stop
the magazine from coming out?
754
00:29:24,221 --> 00:29:25,514
Sure, but after I send copies
755
00:29:25,681 --> 00:29:27,349
to every media outlet
in the country
756
00:29:27,516 --> 00:29:29,268
along with my scorching
resignation letter,
757
00:29:29,435 --> 00:29:32,104
everybody will know what we did.
758
00:29:32,229 --> 00:29:34,607
I think I'm about to go to war
against my own magazine.
759
00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:37,193
No. We're going to war.
760
00:29:37,359 --> 00:29:38,736
[TINA] I don't know
what you're talkin' about.
761
00:29:38,861 --> 00:29:39,904
I'm going to Paris.
762
00:29:40,070 --> 00:29:41,530
[RICHIE] Oh!
763
00:29:41,697 --> 00:29:43,532
Okay, fine. Then to war.
[CHUCKLES]
764
00:29:43,699 --> 00:29:46,035
I hope this is a chapter
in your book.
765
00:29:46,202 --> 00:29:48,245
- This is the book.
- [SHELLY] Oh.
766
00:29:48,370 --> 00:29:49,538
[RICHIE]
This is the book right here?
767
00:29:49,663 --> 00:29:50,789
[SHELLY] This is the book.
768
00:29:50,956 --> 00:29:52,041
- [TINA] Okay.
- [JOYCE] To us.
769
00:29:52,208 --> 00:29:53,459
- [SHELLY] To us.
- [BAMBI] Oh, to us.
770
00:29:53,626 --> 00:29:55,085
[ALL] To us!
771
00:29:55,252 --> 00:29:56,712
- [GLASSES CLINK]
- [BAMBI] Aw, dang it.
772
00:29:56,837 --> 00:30:00,049
[JACKSON] ♪ Just say
If it's too late for me ♪
773
00:30:00,174 --> 00:30:03,093
♪ ♪
774
00:30:08,015 --> 00:30:11,519
♪ Doctor, my eyes ♪
775
00:30:11,685 --> 00:30:14,522
[CONSTANCE] Douglas.
Come back to bed.
776
00:30:14,688 --> 00:30:17,566
[JACKSON] ♪ Is this the price ♪
777
00:30:17,733 --> 00:30:21,612
♪ For having learned
How not to cry? ♪
778
00:30:21,779 --> 00:30:24,657
♪ ♪
779
00:30:54,478 --> 00:30:58,941
♪ Doctor, my eyes ♪
780
00:30:59,108 --> 00:31:01,277
♪ Cannot see the sky ♪
781
00:31:01,443 --> 00:31:04,280
♪ Is this the price ♪
782
00:31:04,446 --> 00:31:08,659
♪ For having learned
How not to cry? ♪
783
00:31:08,784 --> 00:31:11,704
♪ ♪
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