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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,057 --> 00:00:16,934 I have loved having you to look to. 2 00:00:17,101 --> 00:00:20,187 And I have really enjoyed having a smart, younger woman 3 00:00:20,354 --> 00:00:21,522 to fuss over. 4 00:00:21,689 --> 00:00:24,358 Which one of you had sex with my husband? 5 00:00:24,525 --> 00:00:25,693 No, I mean last month. 6 00:00:25,860 --> 00:00:26,902 There's a whisper campaign 7 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:28,362 that a good number of our readers 8 00:00:28,529 --> 00:00:30,281 are homosexuals. 9 00:00:30,448 --> 00:00:32,533 Our centerfolds have to be the ultimate fantasy. 10 00:00:32,700 --> 00:00:33,784 For our female readers. 11 00:00:33,951 --> 00:00:35,619 So what do we gotta do, fill 12 pages? 12 00:00:35,786 --> 00:00:37,288 Richie, what do we got to pull up? 13 00:00:37,455 --> 00:00:38,581 [RICHIE] The bathhouse. Set already exists. 14 00:00:38,748 --> 00:00:40,124 In and out, four hours max. 15 00:00:40,291 --> 00:00:44,378 - [CROWD SHOUTING] - [ALARM RINGING] 16 00:00:44,545 --> 00:00:46,630 I let go of my dreams to take care of you. 17 00:00:46,797 --> 00:00:48,424 Why can't it be my turn? 18 00:00:48,591 --> 00:00:50,050 [DOUG] Connie is a butcher, Tins. 19 00:00:50,217 --> 00:00:53,471 She's just fattening us up so she can unload us. 20 00:00:53,637 --> 00:00:55,306 Maybe Bottom Dollar's outlived its usefulness. 21 00:00:55,473 --> 00:00:57,224 So you're choosing Constance over me, huh? 22 00:00:57,391 --> 00:00:59,810 I'm choosing me over you. 23 00:01:01,979 --> 00:01:04,231 [LIGHT MUSIC PLAYS] 24 00:01:04,398 --> 00:01:05,524 [CONSTANCE] Thank you 25 00:01:05,691 --> 00:01:07,193 for the beautiful pastries, Archie. 26 00:01:07,359 --> 00:01:08,819 Most kind. 27 00:01:08,986 --> 00:01:12,031 The estate feels so empty without Yorgi. 28 00:01:12,198 --> 00:01:13,741 [ARCHIE] I miss him too. 29 00:01:13,908 --> 00:01:16,076 He was a good man. 30 00:01:16,243 --> 00:01:18,746 I'm gonna need your counsel now more than ever. 31 00:01:18,913 --> 00:01:20,706 You have my steadfast loyalty. 32 00:01:22,708 --> 00:01:26,504 What are we gonna do about that captains' strike? 33 00:01:26,629 --> 00:01:29,006 The board's rejected your latest proposal. 34 00:01:29,173 --> 00:01:31,008 Your support of the union is testing their patience. 35 00:01:31,175 --> 00:01:32,384 Right. 36 00:01:32,551 --> 00:01:34,637 So they want to use my husband's death 37 00:01:34,762 --> 00:01:36,555 to cheat those poor men out of their wages. 38 00:01:36,722 --> 00:01:38,474 [ARCHIE] The board's allegiance was to Yorgos. 39 00:01:38,641 --> 00:01:39,683 They tolerated you while he was ill, 40 00:01:39,850 --> 00:01:41,018 but not anymore. 41 00:01:41,185 --> 00:01:43,062 Yes, Yorgos was incredibly successful 42 00:01:43,229 --> 00:01:45,064 for a man in a three-year coma. 43 00:01:45,231 --> 00:01:46,982 Yes. They're old-fashioned. 44 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:48,651 [CONSTANCE] They're women-haters. 45 00:01:48,818 --> 00:01:51,737 But not you, my trusted Archibald. 46 00:01:51,904 --> 00:01:53,197 You've been by my side 47 00:01:53,322 --> 00:01:56,200 since Yorgi made me his partner, haven't you? 48 00:01:56,367 --> 00:01:58,035 Which makes it all the more heartbreaking 49 00:01:58,202 --> 00:02:01,539 that you were the one to betray me. 50 00:02:01,705 --> 00:02:04,917 [MUSIC BUILDING] 51 00:02:05,042 --> 00:02:07,753 [SINGER] ♪ Darling, hold me closely ♪ 52 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:09,421 You left me no choice. 53 00:02:09,588 --> 00:02:12,383 Business is about profits, not kindheartedness. 54 00:02:12,550 --> 00:02:14,510 I am not kindhearted. 55 00:02:17,388 --> 00:02:19,223 Pillage! 56 00:02:19,390 --> 00:02:21,058 [DOGS BARKING] 57 00:02:21,225 --> 00:02:23,936 [TERESA BREWER'S "A WOMAN'S WORLD" PLAYING] 58 00:02:24,103 --> 00:02:26,730 ♪ ♪ 59 00:02:26,897 --> 00:02:28,399 [TERESA] ♪ A woman's world ♪ 60 00:02:28,566 --> 00:02:31,902 ♪ Can sometimes get so blue ♪ 61 00:02:32,069 --> 00:02:34,530 [JOYCE] Mothers, wives, women of the world, 62 00:02:34,697 --> 00:02:35,739 we are all at a crossroads. 63 00:02:35,906 --> 00:02:37,950 [DOORBELL RINGS] 64 00:02:38,117 --> 00:02:42,413 [TERESA] ♪ And there's No one home but you ♪ 65 00:02:42,538 --> 00:02:46,250 ♪ Although you've become His wife ♪ 66 00:02:46,417 --> 00:02:48,294 ♪ You don't get to share ♪ 67 00:02:48,460 --> 00:02:50,421 ♪ Very much of his life ♪ 68 00:02:50,546 --> 00:02:53,090 ♪ 'Cause you live ♪ 69 00:02:53,257 --> 00:02:55,426 ♪ In a woman's world ♪ 70 00:02:55,593 --> 00:02:58,596 ♪ ♪ 71 00:02:58,762 --> 00:03:03,225 ♪ A woman's born To make a man a home ♪ 72 00:03:03,392 --> 00:03:06,270 ♪ ♪ 73 00:03:06,395 --> 00:03:07,855 ♪ You cook and clean ♪ 74 00:03:08,022 --> 00:03:09,940 [JOYCE SCOFFING] 75 00:03:10,107 --> 00:03:12,234 [TERESA] ♪ All the time That he is gone ♪ 76 00:03:12,401 --> 00:03:14,028 [SIGHS] 77 00:03:14,153 --> 00:03:16,989 [TINA SPEAKING FRENCH] 78 00:03:21,577 --> 00:03:23,704 [SPEAKING FRENCH] 79 00:03:26,248 --> 00:03:27,666 [SIGHS] 80 00:03:29,251 --> 00:03:31,211 Hey, guys, my shift just ended, 81 00:03:31,337 --> 00:03:32,963 so my man Rory's gonna be taking care of you now. 82 00:03:33,130 --> 00:03:34,298 Merci beaucoup. 83 00:03:34,465 --> 00:03:35,424 Thank you. 84 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:39,428 Are you sure you have never been to Paris? 85 00:03:39,595 --> 00:03:42,097 You are, how you say, um, snooty. 86 00:03:42,264 --> 00:03:43,474 It is very French. 87 00:03:43,641 --> 00:03:46,018 [CHUCKLES] That's just my face. 88 00:03:46,143 --> 00:03:47,645 When you come to Paris, I will take you 89 00:03:47,811 --> 00:03:49,563 to my favorite patisserie in Le Marais. 90 00:03:54,485 --> 00:03:56,654 - Mm. - [CHUCKLES] 91 00:03:58,614 --> 00:03:59,406 [DOUG] How you guys doin'? 92 00:04:01,784 --> 00:04:04,411 Prigger. I'm glad you're here. 93 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:06,330 I've givin' away all my shit, but I saved you 94 00:04:06,455 --> 00:04:07,665 - something nice. - What? 95 00:04:07,831 --> 00:04:09,166 [DOUG] Do you want my booze cart? 96 00:04:09,333 --> 00:04:10,334 No, Doug, I don't have time for this right now. 97 00:04:10,501 --> 00:04:12,252 Neither do I. I got a date with death. 98 00:04:12,378 --> 00:04:13,837 You've what? 99 00:04:14,004 --> 00:04:15,047 I got a "Come see me" from the boss lady, 100 00:04:15,214 --> 00:04:16,048 and you know what that means. 101 00:04:16,215 --> 00:04:17,549 The axe is about to fall. 102 00:04:17,716 --> 00:04:19,510 So do you want the, uh, booze cart or no? 103 00:04:19,677 --> 00:04:21,011 No. Look, you might have told me 104 00:04:21,178 --> 00:04:22,554 about the bathhouse shoot back in the woods. 105 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:24,515 Look, I'm sorry. This'll be the last time 106 00:04:24,682 --> 00:04:26,642 old Doug Renetti disappoints you, okay? 107 00:04:26,809 --> 00:04:28,811 I highly doubt that. Have you seen Richie? 108 00:04:28,978 --> 00:04:30,270 Yeah, he's in the layout room. 109 00:04:30,437 --> 00:04:32,648 But be easy on the kid. He's had a rough 36 hours. 110 00:04:32,815 --> 00:04:34,066 I know. I talked to Shelly. 111 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:38,362 I will take the whiskey. 112 00:04:38,529 --> 00:04:39,947 - Just the whiskey? - [JOYCE] Yeah. 113 00:04:40,114 --> 00:04:42,408 I'm givin' you the fuckin' cart. 114 00:04:42,574 --> 00:04:46,787 [SINGER] ♪ But last Monday I got the fever ♪ 115 00:04:46,954 --> 00:04:50,958 ♪ Tellin' me That I got to go ♪ 116 00:04:51,083 --> 00:04:54,670 [FUNKY ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 117 00:04:54,837 --> 00:04:56,964 Oh, my God. Richie, are you okay? 118 00:04:57,131 --> 00:04:58,298 Could be worse. 119 00:05:00,009 --> 00:05:01,969 [JOYCE] I am so sorry that this happened. 120 00:05:03,554 --> 00:05:04,888 These photos are incredible. 121 00:05:05,055 --> 00:05:07,599 I was there with a camera. I had to use it. 122 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:11,729 But you're not here to compliment my work. 123 00:05:14,231 --> 00:05:16,942 No. We have a magazine problem. 124 00:05:17,109 --> 00:05:18,152 Constance stopped the press. 125 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:19,695 Oh? And why is that? 126 00:05:21,947 --> 00:05:23,699 You know we can't print these, Richie. 127 00:05:23,866 --> 00:05:25,576 - The subject matter... - Naked men? 128 00:05:25,743 --> 00:05:27,202 In our naked man magazine? 129 00:05:27,369 --> 00:05:29,121 It's not what our advertisers expect to see. 130 00:05:29,246 --> 00:05:30,247 It's not what our readers expect. 131 00:05:30,414 --> 00:05:31,749 Just say it already. 132 00:05:33,542 --> 00:05:36,587 Minx isn't supposed to be for gay men. 133 00:05:36,712 --> 00:05:37,921 So you're happy to take our money 134 00:05:38,088 --> 00:05:39,631 and have us behind the camera, 135 00:05:39,798 --> 00:05:41,633 just as long as you don't have to acknowledge that we exist? 136 00:05:41,759 --> 00:05:42,968 Look, Minx is about to become 137 00:05:43,135 --> 00:05:45,429 the premiere international women's magazine. 138 00:05:45,596 --> 00:05:46,930 Now just isn't the time to shine a light 139 00:05:47,097 --> 00:05:48,098 on our male readers. 140 00:05:48,265 --> 00:05:49,266 Well, we both know what happens 141 00:05:49,433 --> 00:05:50,809 when you keep us in the shadows. 142 00:05:50,934 --> 00:05:52,519 Oh, come on. That is not fair. 143 00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:54,271 Richie, it's not about you. 144 00:05:54,438 --> 00:05:55,439 It's not about me anymore either. 145 00:05:55,606 --> 00:05:57,107 - [SCOFFS] - It's about something 146 00:05:57,274 --> 00:06:00,611 bigger than that, and we have to protect it. 147 00:06:00,736 --> 00:06:01,862 Which is why we're gonna run 148 00:06:02,029 --> 00:06:03,614 a one-year retrospective instead. 149 00:06:03,781 --> 00:06:04,531 - [RICHIE] Excuse me? - I'm sorry. 150 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:05,949 We've run out of time. 151 00:06:06,075 --> 00:06:08,118 I just put together this issue twice, Joyce. 152 00:06:08,285 --> 00:06:09,995 - [JOYCE] I know. - I'm not doing it again. 153 00:06:13,248 --> 00:06:14,583 You figure it out. 154 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:22,800 The two of us have come to an important decision, 155 00:06:22,966 --> 00:06:25,594 and we thought that you should 156 00:06:25,761 --> 00:06:27,888 hear it from us, together. 157 00:06:28,013 --> 00:06:30,474 And-and we just want you to know 158 00:06:30,641 --> 00:06:32,434 that we love you no matter what. 159 00:06:32,601 --> 00:06:33,811 Mm-hmm. 160 00:06:33,977 --> 00:06:37,981 And in no way is any of this your fault. 161 00:06:38,148 --> 00:06:41,026 No. We've decided to separate. 162 00:06:41,193 --> 00:06:42,361 No. 163 00:06:42,486 --> 00:06:44,071 We had no idea. 164 00:06:44,238 --> 00:06:46,573 But-but you could still come to parties separately, right? 165 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:47,991 We-we can keep this going. 166 00:06:48,158 --> 00:06:50,786 Odd numbers in this scene are tricky, Gary. 167 00:06:50,953 --> 00:06:52,079 - You know that. - [SIGHS] 168 00:06:52,246 --> 00:06:53,580 Where did this come from? 169 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:55,165 I mean, it's been a journey. 170 00:06:55,332 --> 00:06:57,835 And-and you all have been instrumental, truly. 171 00:06:58,001 --> 00:06:59,795 I mean, our parties, the freedom I felt... 172 00:06:59,962 --> 00:07:01,338 I mean, it-it showed me there are 173 00:07:01,505 --> 00:07:02,881 so many different ways to be me. 174 00:07:03,048 --> 00:07:04,133 Hold on a second. 175 00:07:04,299 --> 00:07:06,009 How is this going to work? 176 00:07:06,176 --> 00:07:08,512 What about holidays? 177 00:07:08,679 --> 00:07:10,222 - Our Tahoe ski trip? - Oh. 178 00:07:10,389 --> 00:07:12,683 That's-that's all gonna have to be figured out, 179 00:07:12,850 --> 00:07:15,811 you know, with Shelly in Italy. 180 00:07:15,978 --> 00:07:17,855 It just worked out with Doreen's sabbatical. 181 00:07:18,021 --> 00:07:22,693 Doreen is Shelly's new lover. 182 00:07:22,860 --> 00:07:24,736 She's a professor... 183 00:07:24,862 --> 00:07:25,696 at Vassar. 184 00:07:25,863 --> 00:07:28,198 Oh. That'll do it. 185 00:07:28,365 --> 00:07:29,491 But I'll be back. 186 00:07:29,616 --> 00:07:30,742 We just don't know when. 187 00:07:30,909 --> 00:07:32,202 [SHELLY] Right. 188 00:07:32,369 --> 00:07:35,247 Could we have been doing 189 00:07:35,414 --> 00:07:38,792 same-same this whole time? 190 00:07:41,044 --> 00:07:41,962 [GARY SIGHS] 191 00:07:43,255 --> 00:07:48,051 [BAMBI] 80,765, 80,766, 192 00:07:48,218 --> 00:07:53,056 80,767, 80,768, 193 00:07:53,223 --> 00:07:56,393 80,769... 194 00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:58,145 Am I an accessory to something? 195 00:07:58,312 --> 00:08:00,230 This is nine years of my Bottom Dollar salary. 196 00:08:00,397 --> 00:08:02,566 I've never cashed a paycheck until this morning. 197 00:08:02,733 --> 00:08:04,776 What? H-how do you pay for anything? 198 00:08:04,943 --> 00:08:06,069 Through the kindness of strangers 199 00:08:06,236 --> 00:08:07,362 and also the settlement. 200 00:08:08,864 --> 00:08:10,407 Okay, well, that's definitely something 201 00:08:10,574 --> 00:08:11,909 we should explore. 202 00:08:12,075 --> 00:08:14,620 Um, but first, I need you to... 203 00:08:14,745 --> 00:08:16,413 drop these off at the printers by eight o'clock. 204 00:08:16,580 --> 00:08:19,041 "A Year of Minx." Oh, no. 205 00:08:19,208 --> 00:08:21,668 Did some of the bathhouse boys also commit momicide? 206 00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:25,923 Nope, uh, we had to replace them for more nuanced reasons. 207 00:08:27,257 --> 00:08:28,800 Mm. I see. 208 00:08:28,967 --> 00:08:30,177 So if you could just drop them off 209 00:08:30,344 --> 00:08:31,428 on your way to the party... 210 00:08:31,595 --> 00:08:33,722 My shift is over, so I will need overtime 211 00:08:33,889 --> 00:08:35,515 and a mileage reimbursement. 212 00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:37,434 We all know gas prices are... [WHISTLES] 213 00:08:37,601 --> 00:08:39,561 ...due to that hinky OPEC situation. 214 00:08:39,686 --> 00:08:40,771 Overtime approved. 215 00:08:40,938 --> 00:08:42,940 Great. I'd like my payment up front. 216 00:08:43,106 --> 00:08:44,524 - Oh, up... yeah. - [BAMBI] Yep. 217 00:08:44,691 --> 00:08:46,276 Sure. Uh, can you break a 50? 218 00:08:46,443 --> 00:08:50,656 Hmm. Let's see... no. 219 00:08:50,822 --> 00:08:53,492 [DEEP PURPLE'S "SMOKE ON THE WATER" PLAYING] 220 00:08:53,659 --> 00:08:56,536 ♪ ♪ 221 00:08:58,622 --> 00:09:01,458 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 222 00:09:01,625 --> 00:09:04,503 ♪ ♪ 223 00:09:15,806 --> 00:09:17,641 [TINA WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY] 224 00:09:17,808 --> 00:09:19,268 I think we settled on four? 225 00:09:19,434 --> 00:09:20,644 - Four separate ones? - [TINA] Only four? 226 00:09:20,811 --> 00:09:21,979 [LORRAINE] Yeah, four. 227 00:09:24,690 --> 00:09:27,609 Oh, do you... do you need to speak to that man? 228 00:09:27,776 --> 00:09:30,153 No. No, I do not. 229 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:32,531 Mrs. Papadopoulos will see you in the War Room. 230 00:09:32,698 --> 00:09:35,575 ♪ ♪ 231 00:09:38,745 --> 00:09:41,540 [OPERA MUSIC PLAYING] 232 00:09:41,707 --> 00:09:44,584 ♪ ♪ 233 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:52,968 [CONSTANCE] Oh, good eye. 234 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:54,261 That one's priceless. 235 00:09:54,428 --> 00:09:56,179 [DOUG] Mm. [CLEARS THROAT] 236 00:09:56,346 --> 00:09:57,556 And sharp. 237 00:09:57,681 --> 00:09:58,932 Best things usually are. 238 00:10:01,018 --> 00:10:02,227 [DOUG CLEARS THROAT] 239 00:10:02,352 --> 00:10:04,896 So, I know that you're dissolving Bottom Dollar. 240 00:10:08,483 --> 00:10:10,235 - Yes, I am. - [GROANS] 241 00:10:10,402 --> 00:10:12,571 I was hoping to tell you myself, but... 242 00:10:12,738 --> 00:10:15,532 Well, I gotta say, this is not how I saw 243 00:10:15,699 --> 00:10:17,534 things turnin' out between us, Connie. 244 00:10:17,701 --> 00:10:20,245 No, me neither. 245 00:10:20,412 --> 00:10:24,207 Well, my publishing experiment has been... 246 00:10:24,374 --> 00:10:25,792 interesting. 247 00:10:25,917 --> 00:10:28,837 Not too many creative types in shipping, but... 248 00:10:30,505 --> 00:10:34,551 ...I have made some big mistakes. 249 00:10:34,718 --> 00:10:36,386 What mistakes were those? 250 00:10:36,553 --> 00:10:38,472 [CONSTANCE] Not publishing your science magazine, 251 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:41,224 killing the dance club, 252 00:10:41,391 --> 00:10:44,061 thinking that Joyce could take it to the next level 253 00:10:44,227 --> 00:10:46,813 and run this company better than you. 254 00:10:48,398 --> 00:10:49,232 Don't get me wrong. 255 00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:50,650 We need Joyce 256 00:10:50,776 --> 00:10:52,235 and all the other little Joycettes 257 00:10:52,402 --> 00:10:53,779 that we have found, 258 00:10:53,945 --> 00:10:57,616 but what I really need is you 259 00:10:57,783 --> 00:10:58,742 to manage them. 260 00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:04,873 PRG. Papadopoulos Renetti... 261 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:06,416 [CHUCKLES] Global? 262 00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:08,085 Well, Bottom Dollar was quaint, 263 00:11:08,251 --> 00:11:10,462 but we're way, way past that now. 264 00:11:11,254 --> 00:11:13,090 Right, yeah. Um... [CLEARS THROAT] 265 00:11:13,256 --> 00:11:15,425 So that would make me the, uh... 266 00:11:15,592 --> 00:11:16,426 the CEO then. 267 00:11:16,593 --> 00:11:18,553 No. President. 268 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:20,680 - President? [CHUCKLES] - [CONSTANCE] Mm. 269 00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:22,349 That's exactly what I was thinkin'. 270 00:11:22,516 --> 00:11:26,770 Mm, well, you'd be working under me and me alone. 271 00:11:26,937 --> 00:11:29,981 - So, um, Joyce... - [CONSTANCE] Mm-hmm. 272 00:11:30,148 --> 00:11:31,608 Would be reporting to me, then. 273 00:11:31,775 --> 00:11:34,611 Yes. And Tina too. 274 00:11:34,736 --> 00:11:37,072 Kind of like me and Yorgi, before the stroke. 275 00:11:37,239 --> 00:11:38,490 You have made the right call here. 276 00:11:38,657 --> 00:11:40,784 Oh, of course I have. 277 00:11:40,951 --> 00:11:42,619 Listen, tonight, we're gonna be meeting 278 00:11:42,786 --> 00:11:44,746 with international advertisers, 279 00:11:44,913 --> 00:11:47,958 press, VIP from all over the world. 280 00:11:48,125 --> 00:11:49,626 And I'm sorry, but this ensemble 281 00:11:49,793 --> 00:11:52,129 that you're wearing, it's just not gonna cut it. 282 00:11:52,295 --> 00:11:54,381 What are you? 283 00:11:54,506 --> 00:11:56,258 42 regular. 284 00:11:56,425 --> 00:11:57,717 Since I was about eight years old. 285 00:11:59,302 --> 00:12:00,595 Really? 286 00:12:02,305 --> 00:12:03,390 Follow me. 287 00:12:03,557 --> 00:12:04,641 [STAN] Everyone thinks sayin', 288 00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:07,644 "Stop the press" is some big thrill. 289 00:12:07,811 --> 00:12:08,979 It's a nightmare. 290 00:12:09,146 --> 00:12:10,856 There's 17 buttons and levers 291 00:12:11,022 --> 00:12:13,567 you have to press and pull in a specific order. 292 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,652 It wasn't my decision. 293 00:12:15,819 --> 00:12:18,447 And paper doesn't just magically disappear. 294 00:12:18,613 --> 00:12:19,698 I have to reach in 295 00:12:19,865 --> 00:12:21,158 and I have to pull it all out myself. 296 00:12:21,324 --> 00:12:23,326 They don't pay me for my opinions, Stan. 297 00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:25,996 They pay me for my time and sometimes my gasoline. 298 00:12:26,121 --> 00:12:28,999 Oh, kiddo. I know that tone. 299 00:12:29,166 --> 00:12:31,585 - You feeling... - Lost? Yeah. 300 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:34,379 I was pretty down myself about six months ago. 301 00:12:34,504 --> 00:12:35,672 Then I found Pastor Jim. 302 00:12:35,839 --> 00:12:36,965 Who's that? 303 00:12:37,132 --> 00:12:38,508 Oh, you'd love him, Bambs. 304 00:12:38,675 --> 00:12:39,968 He's doing some really important work 305 00:12:40,135 --> 00:12:41,887 at the Peoples Temple on Alvarado. 306 00:12:42,012 --> 00:12:43,555 He's a, uh... 307 00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:46,057 mesmerizing spirit. 308 00:12:46,224 --> 00:12:48,018 Would you say there's a familial quality 309 00:12:48,185 --> 00:12:49,019 to the congregation? 310 00:12:49,186 --> 00:12:51,188 Absolutely. 311 00:12:51,313 --> 00:12:53,607 Some people even call him Father. 312 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,233 Write this down. 313 00:12:55,358 --> 00:12:59,404 1365 South Alvarado. 314 00:12:59,571 --> 00:13:01,072 Jim Jones. 315 00:13:01,198 --> 00:13:03,909 [LOUNGE MUSIC PLAYING] 316 00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:05,202 [LORRAINE GASPS] Ms. Prigger! 317 00:13:05,368 --> 00:13:07,370 [CHUCKLES] Woman of the hour. 318 00:13:07,537 --> 00:13:09,080 - [BOTH CHUCKLE] - I'm Lorraine. 319 00:13:09,206 --> 00:13:11,208 Anything you want, anything you need, just ask. 320 00:13:11,374 --> 00:13:12,709 Wow. Thank you, Lorraine. 321 00:13:12,876 --> 00:13:14,044 No, thank you 322 00:13:14,211 --> 00:13:15,045 for all that you've done for women. 323 00:13:15,170 --> 00:13:16,338 Oh. [CHUCKLES] 324 00:13:16,505 --> 00:13:17,506 I wouldn't be divorced without you. 325 00:13:17,631 --> 00:13:19,382 - [CHUCKLES] - Happy to help. 326 00:13:19,549 --> 00:13:21,051 [LAUGHS] Come see everything. 327 00:13:21,218 --> 00:13:22,260 Okay. [CHUCKLES] 328 00:13:23,845 --> 00:13:25,180 Oh, my God! 329 00:13:25,347 --> 00:13:27,140 [GASPS] Oh, God, I remember 330 00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:29,851 cutting and pasting this on the floor of my bedroom. 331 00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:31,186 [LORRAINE] A-and look. 332 00:13:31,353 --> 00:13:34,231 You accurately predicted Title IX as a preteen. 333 00:13:34,397 --> 00:13:35,774 Yeah, well, I guess I got one thing right. 334 00:13:35,941 --> 00:13:37,817 [SCOFFS] Tonight is not the night 335 00:13:37,984 --> 00:13:39,611 for modesty, Ms. Prigger. 336 00:13:39,736 --> 00:13:41,738 You earned all of this. 337 00:13:41,905 --> 00:13:43,615 - Thank you. - [BOTH CHUCKLE] 338 00:13:43,782 --> 00:13:44,824 Very nice. 339 00:13:46,201 --> 00:13:48,245 - [SIGHS] - [LIESL] Joyce! 340 00:13:48,411 --> 00:13:49,746 Liesl, hi! 341 00:13:49,913 --> 00:13:51,957 - Deonna. Isabel! - Hi. 342 00:13:52,123 --> 00:13:53,250 [JOYCE] It's my international team. 343 00:13:53,416 --> 00:13:55,085 Hi! Hi. 344 00:13:55,210 --> 00:13:56,378 Guten Tag, Joyce. 345 00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:57,587 Guten Tag. 346 00:13:57,754 --> 00:13:59,089 I am filled with giddiness and joy. 347 00:13:59,256 --> 00:14:00,507 Oh. Oh, good. 348 00:14:00,632 --> 00:14:02,425 Yeah, me too. 349 00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:04,469 Mrs. Papadopoulos will see you upstairs. 350 00:14:04,636 --> 00:14:07,055 Oh. Okay. 351 00:14:07,222 --> 00:14:10,016 [UPBEAT LATIN MUSIC PLAYS] 352 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:12,018 ♪ ♪ 353 00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:15,021 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 354 00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:20,485 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 355 00:14:40,463 --> 00:14:41,548 [CLICKS TONGUE] Wow. 356 00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:12,287 - Ay, Cristo. I'll try. - [CHUCKLES] 357 00:15:13,455 --> 00:15:15,457 [CONSTANCE] Southern Europe. All this right here. 358 00:15:15,624 --> 00:15:18,209 Ah, there she is, our shining star. 359 00:15:18,335 --> 00:15:20,003 Sorry, am I interrupting something? 360 00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:22,547 We're just plotting our European conquest. 361 00:15:22,714 --> 00:15:23,923 Thank you, Winnifred. 362 00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:25,550 [SOFT ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING] 363 00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:27,177 [WINNIFRED] Mwah. Mwah. 364 00:15:27,344 --> 00:15:29,012 I'm delighted to be working together. 365 00:15:29,179 --> 00:15:31,890 You have my assurances, the Continent is in good hands. 366 00:15:32,015 --> 00:15:34,934 ♪ ♪ 367 00:15:35,977 --> 00:15:37,562 I guess we hired Winnifred. 368 00:15:37,729 --> 00:15:39,356 Yeah, but all of your other choices. 369 00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:40,940 It was my idea. 370 00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:43,193 Every European you picked was a socialist. 371 00:15:43,318 --> 00:15:44,861 I needed at least one capitalist to talk to. 372 00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:46,696 Well, better her than the Nazi. 373 00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:49,407 Descendent of Nazis. 374 00:15:49,574 --> 00:15:50,867 Let's see what you got. 375 00:15:51,034 --> 00:15:51,701 I know it was a quick turnaround. 376 00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:53,036 Yeah. 377 00:15:53,203 --> 00:15:54,371 Okay. 378 00:15:54,537 --> 00:15:55,705 Richie went for a retrospective? 379 00:15:55,872 --> 00:15:56,998 Uh, nope, not exactly. 380 00:15:57,165 --> 00:15:58,500 Daniel and I pulled this together. 381 00:15:58,667 --> 00:16:00,502 Richie should be very proud. 382 00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:01,878 - This is some of his best work. - [JOYCE] Mm-hmm. 383 00:16:02,003 --> 00:16:03,588 Oh, but this... 384 00:16:03,755 --> 00:16:06,174 the Bella LaRouche piece, no, it's not gonna work. 385 00:16:06,341 --> 00:16:08,426 What? I loved it. 386 00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:11,137 Oh, come on, it was... it was brave and honest 387 00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:13,682 and moving, about a woman's self-discovery. 388 00:16:13,848 --> 00:16:15,809 Eh, in the arms of another woman. 389 00:16:17,852 --> 00:16:21,439 Okay, um, I understand why we would remove 390 00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:23,066 material that skews male, 391 00:16:23,233 --> 00:16:24,901 but this is a story about a woman. 392 00:16:25,068 --> 00:16:26,027 It's for women. 393 00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:29,239 Yeah, but not women like us. 394 00:16:29,406 --> 00:16:32,158 A-a piece like this just gives our enemies 395 00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:35,245 an opening to attack the entire movement, 396 00:16:35,412 --> 00:16:38,707 calling us man-hating, anti-family, lesbians. 397 00:16:38,873 --> 00:16:40,875 Joyce, we have worked too hard 398 00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:42,919 to make feminism mainstream. 399 00:16:43,086 --> 00:16:44,337 I'm not gonna jeopardize that 400 00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:46,506 by giving those people a platform. 401 00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:48,508 Pulling Bella would mess up our page count. 402 00:16:48,633 --> 00:16:49,759 We'd have to rearrange the layout. 403 00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:51,970 So we run the first Bella story again. 404 00:16:52,137 --> 00:16:53,888 Stick with the retrospective theme. 405 00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:56,558 - I guess that would work. - [CONSTANCE] Yeah. 406 00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:57,809 All right, well, I'm gonna need you to go to the printer. 407 00:16:57,976 --> 00:16:59,686 You want me to go now? 408 00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:01,438 Yeah, we go to print at 8:00. 409 00:17:01,604 --> 00:17:03,773 You're really the only person I trust with this. 410 00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:05,942 Joyce will stay here at the party. 411 00:17:06,109 --> 00:17:07,736 She is the woman of the hour. 412 00:17:09,237 --> 00:17:10,405 That's about all the time I have. 413 00:17:10,572 --> 00:17:12,574 Mm. Oh, and stop by the kitchen. 414 00:17:12,741 --> 00:17:15,410 Dimitri has some snacks that you can take in the car. 415 00:17:17,662 --> 00:17:19,080 Ooh. 416 00:17:23,251 --> 00:17:25,211 [CONSTANCE] You're upset. 417 00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,130 [JOYCE] Look, Minx is supposed to be a champion 418 00:17:27,297 --> 00:17:28,465 for all women, 419 00:17:28,631 --> 00:17:30,133 and this is... just isn't "all women." 420 00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:32,177 [CONSTANCE] Mm-hmm. I get it. 421 00:17:32,343 --> 00:17:34,679 This is personal for you. 422 00:17:34,846 --> 00:17:36,890 But we can't fight for everyone. 423 00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,808 Believe me, I have been down that road. 424 00:17:38,975 --> 00:17:40,769 Yeah, but just because you lost then, 425 00:17:40,935 --> 00:17:42,312 it doesn't mean that we're gonna lose now. 426 00:17:42,437 --> 00:17:44,647 Honey, if you wanna win the war, 427 00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:48,026 you have to fight one battle at a time. 428 00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:49,402 Oh, come on, Joyce. 429 00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:52,030 You understand the value of compromise. 430 00:17:53,448 --> 00:17:54,949 Isn't that how Minx got started? 431 00:17:55,116 --> 00:17:57,994 ♪ ♪ 432 00:18:01,664 --> 00:18:02,665 Mm. 433 00:18:02,791 --> 00:18:05,668 ♪ ♪ 434 00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,340 [DOUG] Hey, Tins! 435 00:18:10,507 --> 00:18:11,508 What are you doin'? 436 00:18:11,674 --> 00:18:13,176 You makin' a run for it? 437 00:18:13,343 --> 00:18:14,677 Yes, and I don't want to do this right now. 438 00:18:14,844 --> 00:18:16,012 You don't want to do what? 439 00:18:16,179 --> 00:18:18,014 I'm just sayin' hi to you. 440 00:18:18,181 --> 00:18:19,015 Who dressed you? 441 00:18:19,182 --> 00:18:20,517 Connie did. 442 00:18:20,683 --> 00:18:23,770 And she made me the president of her company. 443 00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:26,773 I told you she had a master plan. 444 00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:29,025 It turns out it was fuckin' me. 445 00:18:29,192 --> 00:18:31,277 - [LAUGHS] - Wow. 446 00:18:31,402 --> 00:18:33,404 You always land on your feet, don't you? 447 00:18:33,530 --> 00:18:34,948 You know, that should be a compliment, 448 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,534 but it doesn't feel like one. 449 00:18:37,659 --> 00:18:39,244 Hey, if you're worried about your position 450 00:18:39,410 --> 00:18:42,956 in the new company, don't be. 451 00:18:43,081 --> 00:18:45,083 I know your value. I can be an adult about this. 452 00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:46,751 Sure, now that you're back in charge. 453 00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:48,545 Come on, Tina. That's not how I see it. 454 00:18:48,711 --> 00:18:50,713 [TINA] I have to go. 455 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:52,131 [DOUG] All right, well, take the Rolls. 456 00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:53,550 - It's parked out front. - [TINA] I'll drive myself. 457 00:18:53,716 --> 00:18:55,301 [DOUG] Tina, please. 458 00:18:57,846 --> 00:18:58,763 What? 459 00:19:01,516 --> 00:19:05,019 You were just the first person I wanted to share my news with. 460 00:19:06,104 --> 00:19:08,398 She made me the president of the whole thing. 461 00:19:08,565 --> 00:19:09,774 Good for you. 462 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:18,366 [MOTT THE HOOPLE'S "ALL THE YOUNG DUDES" PLAYING] 463 00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:21,369 ♪ ♪ 464 00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:28,251 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 465 00:19:28,418 --> 00:19:29,669 [SERVER] Drink, Ms. Prigger? 466 00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:31,337 Sure. Thank you. 467 00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:34,173 [SINGER] ♪ Kick it in the head When he was 25 ♪ 468 00:19:34,299 --> 00:19:35,675 ♪ Speed jive ♪ 469 00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:37,427 ♪ Don't wanna stay alive ♪ 470 00:19:37,594 --> 00:19:39,846 ♪ When you're 25 ♪ 471 00:19:40,013 --> 00:19:41,890 ♪ And Wendy's stealing clothes From Marks and Sparks ♪ 472 00:19:42,056 --> 00:19:43,266 - Joyce. - [JOYCE] Hello. 473 00:19:43,433 --> 00:19:44,893 The woman of the hour. 474 00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:46,519 [SINGER] ♪ From ripping Up the stars ♪ 475 00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:47,770 ♪ From his face ♪ 476 00:19:47,937 --> 00:19:49,147 [ALL GASP] 477 00:19:49,314 --> 00:19:50,356 [BOTH] Hello. 478 00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:51,733 [PERSON] Hola. 479 00:19:52,942 --> 00:19:54,861 [CROWD GASPS] 480 00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:56,821 [APPLAUSE] 481 00:19:56,988 --> 00:19:59,157 [SIGHS] Thank you. 482 00:19:59,282 --> 00:20:01,451 You look good as a banner, kid. 483 00:20:01,618 --> 00:20:03,161 I look like a slutty dictator. 484 00:20:03,328 --> 00:20:04,787 [DOUG] I thought that's what you were going for. 485 00:20:04,954 --> 00:20:06,497 [JOYCE] Okay. What are you going for? 486 00:20:06,664 --> 00:20:08,708 Well, it's a dead man's suit, but I think I look pretty good. 487 00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:09,876 He had pretty good taste. 488 00:20:10,001 --> 00:20:12,003 Okay. 489 00:20:12,170 --> 00:20:13,922 Why didn't anybody run any of these covers by me? 490 00:20:14,088 --> 00:20:15,465 [DOUG] 'Cause they're decorative. 491 00:20:15,632 --> 00:20:17,508 They don't exist after tonight, so don't worry about it. 492 00:20:17,675 --> 00:20:19,469 Yeah, well, I feel like I am losing control here. 493 00:20:19,636 --> 00:20:20,845 I understand the feeling, but you're not. 494 00:20:21,012 --> 00:20:22,138 You're fine. 495 00:20:22,305 --> 00:20:24,015 No, I think you were right about Constance. 496 00:20:24,182 --> 00:20:25,642 I think she's... she's turning us into something 497 00:20:25,808 --> 00:20:26,684 - that we are not. - [DOUG] Something better. 498 00:20:26,851 --> 00:20:28,144 No. What? 499 00:20:28,311 --> 00:20:29,270 [DOUG] In less than a year, she took us 500 00:20:29,437 --> 00:20:31,314 from the Valley to Vienna. 501 00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:32,690 And isn't that your whole thing? 502 00:20:32,815 --> 00:20:33,858 To get your message out to the masses? 503 00:20:34,025 --> 00:20:36,152 Yeah, but at what cost? 504 00:20:36,319 --> 00:20:37,445 I don't think I even know 505 00:20:37,612 --> 00:20:38,738 what the message is anymore, anyway. 506 00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:39,822 [DOUG] Look, if you want purity, 507 00:20:39,989 --> 00:20:41,240 do this shit out of your house. 508 00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:43,534 But nobody gets this big 509 00:20:43,701 --> 00:20:45,328 without giving something up. 510 00:20:45,495 --> 00:20:46,996 No one. 511 00:20:47,163 --> 00:20:49,999 I know, but it's... 512 00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:51,918 is it weird to say that I liked it more 513 00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:53,086 when it was just the two of us? 514 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,254 It is just the two of us. 515 00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:56,589 Only our clothes got better. 516 00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:59,634 [CHUCKLES] 517 00:21:02,303 --> 00:21:04,681 - [SIGHS] - [SHELLY] Tuscany seems hilly. 518 00:21:04,847 --> 00:21:07,558 But Doreen insists cycling is the only way. 519 00:21:07,725 --> 00:21:10,520 How far is it to the Vatican? Can we bike there? 520 00:21:10,687 --> 00:21:12,271 No, it is very far. 521 00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:13,690 [SHELLY] Oh. Ooh, we could take the train. 522 00:21:13,856 --> 00:21:14,857 How do you say "train"? 523 00:21:15,024 --> 00:21:15,858 Treno. 524 00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:17,276 Oh, fun-o. 525 00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:18,444 Treno. 526 00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:19,904 - Love that. - Hey. 527 00:21:20,071 --> 00:21:21,239 We don't want it, right? [CHUCKLES] 528 00:21:21,406 --> 00:21:23,116 Eccoci qua. 529 00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:24,742 Shelly, we need to talk. 530 00:21:24,909 --> 00:21:26,035 [GLASS CLINKING] 531 00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:27,537 [CONSTANCE] Thank you. 532 00:21:27,704 --> 00:21:30,707 Thank you all for coming to the Reach, 533 00:21:30,873 --> 00:21:34,585 where the Pacific promises possibility. 534 00:21:34,752 --> 00:21:38,840 Tonight, we celebrate the culmination of a dream 535 00:21:39,007 --> 00:21:41,551 that began in a young girl's bedroom 536 00:21:41,718 --> 00:21:45,722 and has grown into a global publication 537 00:21:45,847 --> 00:21:49,392 reaching millions of women. 538 00:21:49,517 --> 00:21:51,894 I am very proud to call that young dreamer 539 00:21:52,020 --> 00:21:55,606 a friend, a colleague, and an inspiration. 540 00:21:57,066 --> 00:21:58,776 Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome 541 00:21:58,943 --> 00:22:02,113 the woman of the hour, Joyce Prigger. 542 00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:05,116 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 543 00:22:08,161 --> 00:22:09,495 Joyce! 544 00:22:12,874 --> 00:22:14,792 Okay, where is my Joyce? 545 00:22:14,917 --> 00:22:16,085 Joyce? 546 00:22:16,252 --> 00:22:18,463 [FRENETIC MUSIC PLAYS] 547 00:22:18,629 --> 00:22:19,756 I'm such an idiot. 548 00:22:19,922 --> 00:22:21,799 I cannot believe how close I came 549 00:22:21,924 --> 00:22:23,634 to sacrificing everything. 550 00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:25,094 I can't believe we're in a stolen car. 551 00:22:25,261 --> 00:22:27,055 I feel like Bonnie and Clyde. [CHUCKLES] 552 00:22:27,180 --> 00:22:28,347 Does it go any faster? 553 00:22:28,514 --> 00:22:30,641 - [ENGINE REVS] - Oh! 554 00:22:30,767 --> 00:22:31,768 Good Lord. 555 00:22:31,934 --> 00:22:33,102 Joyce? 556 00:22:33,269 --> 00:22:35,521 Well, it seems Joyce is, uh, 557 00:22:35,646 --> 00:22:37,106 getting some hors d'oeuvres perhaps? 558 00:22:37,273 --> 00:22:39,067 [DOUG] Constance Papadopoulos! 559 00:22:39,233 --> 00:22:41,277 How 'bout a round of applause for Constance? 560 00:22:41,444 --> 00:22:43,196 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 561 00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:46,532 Let's make it a big one! 562 00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:47,617 [CHUCKLES] 563 00:22:47,742 --> 00:22:49,327 What a... what a wonderful woman. 564 00:22:49,494 --> 00:22:50,745 What a great night. 565 00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:52,580 Obviously, I'm not Joyce Prigger. 566 00:22:52,747 --> 00:22:54,624 I don't think any of you expected Joyce Prigger 567 00:22:54,791 --> 00:22:56,459 to have a beard and look like this, huh? 568 00:22:56,626 --> 00:22:59,629 - [LAUGHTER] - Who knew she was so pretty? 569 00:22:59,754 --> 00:23:01,172 Um... 570 00:23:01,297 --> 00:23:03,049 uh, but she did want me to say something 571 00:23:03,216 --> 00:23:04,258 on her behalf. 572 00:23:05,927 --> 00:23:07,261 So what I'm gonna do right now is, 573 00:23:07,428 --> 00:23:08,930 I'm going to, um... 574 00:23:09,055 --> 00:23:10,556 ["SMOKE ON THE WATER" PLAYING] 575 00:23:10,723 --> 00:23:12,350 I'm gonna relay a message of hers. 576 00:23:12,517 --> 00:23:13,976 You know you're gonna get fired for this, Missy. 577 00:23:14,143 --> 00:23:15,770 Oh, yeah. Yeah, this is a career-ender. 578 00:23:15,937 --> 00:23:17,313 But you know what? 579 00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:19,190 It's time I stopped agreeing to things 580 00:23:19,357 --> 00:23:21,192 just because people tell me it's good for business. 581 00:23:21,317 --> 00:23:22,985 Well, you don't have to do this for me. 582 00:23:23,152 --> 00:23:25,488 I mean, you should, but you don't have to. 583 00:23:25,655 --> 00:23:26,989 No, I'm-I'm not doing it for you. 584 00:23:27,156 --> 00:23:28,116 I mean, of cour... I am, of course. 585 00:23:28,241 --> 00:23:29,325 - Okay. - But I'm doing it 586 00:23:29,492 --> 00:23:30,868 for, you know... for Richie, for everyone. 587 00:23:30,993 --> 00:23:32,495 - I just... - Okay. 588 00:23:32,662 --> 00:23:35,289 Oh, God, I hope it's not too little too late. 589 00:23:35,456 --> 00:23:38,334 [GRUNTS] She couldn't see the light six hours ago? 590 00:23:38,501 --> 00:23:39,836 Everybody moves at their own speed. 591 00:23:40,002 --> 00:23:41,254 Yeah, well, your speed's gonna get us T-boned 592 00:23:41,379 --> 00:23:42,588 if you run another red. 593 00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:43,923 - [BAMBI] Whoa! - [TIRES SCREECH] 594 00:23:44,090 --> 00:23:46,759 [RICHIE] Oh, Jesus Christ! Aw, what the fuck? 595 00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:48,052 God, I can never remember, 596 00:23:48,177 --> 00:23:49,846 does that mean stop or proceed with caution? 597 00:23:50,012 --> 00:23:50,972 [RICHIE] What caution? 598 00:23:51,139 --> 00:23:53,099 [ENGINE KNOCKING] 599 00:23:54,976 --> 00:23:55,935 [BAMBI] Uh-oh. 600 00:23:56,102 --> 00:23:57,728 I've wasted so much time 601 00:23:57,895 --> 00:23:59,480 looking for a woman to show me the way, 602 00:23:59,647 --> 00:24:01,190 when you were right there. 603 00:24:01,357 --> 00:24:03,109 You were right there all this time, 604 00:24:03,276 --> 00:24:05,570 two steps ahead, and... 605 00:24:05,736 --> 00:24:06,863 you know, I-I never would have gotten 606 00:24:07,029 --> 00:24:08,239 this far without you. 607 00:24:08,406 --> 00:24:10,992 And now I've-I've-I've stolen your best years. 608 00:24:11,159 --> 00:24:12,910 Well, I think these are my best years. 609 00:24:13,035 --> 00:24:14,370 And then Mom turns up in Sacramento 610 00:24:14,537 --> 00:24:15,872 with a whole new family? 611 00:24:16,038 --> 00:24:18,082 Oh, boy, we're talking about Mom now? 612 00:24:18,207 --> 00:24:19,876 Yeah, I think I'm ready to talk about Mom. 613 00:24:20,042 --> 00:24:22,753 [DOUG] "Mothers, wives, 614 00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:25,673 "women of the world, 615 00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:28,426 "we are all at a crossroads, 616 00:24:28,551 --> 00:24:30,386 "and we need a guide 617 00:24:30,553 --> 00:24:35,391 "not leading, not following, but by our side. 618 00:24:35,558 --> 00:24:37,602 - A gentle warrior." - [LENNY] Guys... hey, stop. 619 00:24:37,768 --> 00:24:38,895 - [MILLIE] Stop fighting! - [LENNY] Just stop that. 620 00:24:39,061 --> 00:24:40,104 - All of that. - [DOUG] A woman's voice. 621 00:24:40,271 --> 00:24:41,689 [TOMMY] I'm not farting. You're farting. 622 00:24:41,856 --> 00:24:43,065 - [BOBBY] You hit like a baby. - [TOMMY] Dad! 623 00:24:43,232 --> 00:24:44,609 - Can you please... hi. - [BOBBY] Stop whining. 624 00:24:44,775 --> 00:24:46,319 Can you please get in the back? Just stay in the back, please. 625 00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:47,570 [BOBBY] Oh, you got your boogers on me! 626 00:24:47,737 --> 00:24:48,988 - [MILLIE] No! - [LENNY] Oh, my... 627 00:24:49,155 --> 00:24:50,239 [BOBBY] Booger-eater. 628 00:24:50,364 --> 00:24:51,657 - Hey. - [BOBBY] Pee in your pants. 629 00:24:51,824 --> 00:24:53,409 - [BAMBI] Ooh, I call middle. - [TOMMY] Shut up! 630 00:24:53,576 --> 00:24:54,785 - [BOBBY] Shut up. - [BAMBI] Excuse me. 631 00:24:54,952 --> 00:24:56,454 [GIGGLES] 632 00:24:56,579 --> 00:24:59,165 Ooh! Uh, thank you so much for rescuing us. 633 00:24:59,332 --> 00:25:01,584 I always wanted to see unincorporated Monrovia. 634 00:25:01,751 --> 00:25:03,502 Please tell me you have a full tank of gas. 635 00:25:03,669 --> 00:25:04,921 I am a dad. I fill up 636 00:25:05,087 --> 00:25:06,255 the second the needle goes below half. 637 00:25:06,422 --> 00:25:07,590 - God bless you. - [LENNY] Yeah. 638 00:25:07,757 --> 00:25:09,383 We only have 20 minutes, so chop, chop. 639 00:25:09,550 --> 00:25:10,927 - We're good? Everyone sitting... - Yes! Hurry! 640 00:25:11,052 --> 00:25:12,136 - Yes! - [MILLIE SCREAMS] 641 00:25:12,261 --> 00:25:13,471 [BOBBY] You're the least favorite. 642 00:25:13,638 --> 00:25:16,515 ♪ ♪ 643 00:25:22,605 --> 00:25:24,774 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 644 00:25:24,941 --> 00:25:26,901 [DOUG] Well, we've still got a little bit of time. 645 00:25:27,068 --> 00:25:29,237 But you've seen enough of me, huh? 646 00:25:29,403 --> 00:25:32,615 So let's bring out the Minx international editors. 647 00:25:32,782 --> 00:25:35,117 Girls, you mind comin' up on stage, showin' your faces? 648 00:25:35,284 --> 00:25:37,453 Four continents and eight countries. 649 00:25:37,620 --> 00:25:38,579 [LENNY] It's only been eight hours, 650 00:25:38,746 --> 00:25:40,623 and already it is nonstop. 651 00:25:40,748 --> 00:25:42,583 Shelly's always talking about what a great dad you are. 652 00:25:42,750 --> 00:25:43,960 - I'm sure... - Yeah, well, the chaos 653 00:25:44,126 --> 00:25:45,086 that this whole thing has brought, 654 00:25:45,253 --> 00:25:46,545 it's... [CHUCKLES] 655 00:25:46,712 --> 00:25:48,297 [BAMBI BREATHING DEEPLY] 656 00:25:48,422 --> 00:25:49,674 Do you hear that? 657 00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:51,634 No? 658 00:25:51,801 --> 00:25:53,135 [BAMBI] In through your nose... 659 00:25:53,302 --> 00:25:55,429 - [ALL INHALE] - Out through your mouths. 660 00:25:55,554 --> 00:25:56,514 [ALL EXHALE] 661 00:25:56,681 --> 00:25:58,307 [LENNY] Um... 662 00:25:58,474 --> 00:26:00,059 how did you do that? 663 00:26:00,184 --> 00:26:03,229 Oh, six lives ago, I was a pranayamic guru. 664 00:26:03,354 --> 00:26:04,480 It's like riding a spiritual bike. 665 00:26:04,647 --> 00:26:05,815 You never forget, and even if you do, 666 00:26:05,982 --> 00:26:09,068 - it's no big deal. - [SCOFFS] 667 00:26:09,193 --> 00:26:13,531 Well, the silence is intoxicating. 668 00:26:14,448 --> 00:26:16,409 Hey, Lenny, I'd love to lend a hand 669 00:26:16,575 --> 00:26:18,661 while Shelly's away. 670 00:26:18,828 --> 00:26:20,413 Are you serious? 671 00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:23,499 I mean, I'm happiest when I'm helping people, so... 672 00:26:23,666 --> 00:26:25,876 it seems like you need a lot of help. 673 00:26:26,002 --> 00:26:27,545 [SIGHS] 674 00:26:27,712 --> 00:26:29,839 Y-you have no idea what that would mean. 675 00:26:30,006 --> 00:26:31,173 It'll be fun. 676 00:26:31,340 --> 00:26:33,175 We can play board games, go on field trips. 677 00:26:33,301 --> 00:26:34,969 I just heard about this amazing temple on Alvarado. 678 00:26:35,136 --> 00:26:36,012 Maybe we could take them... 679 00:26:36,178 --> 00:26:37,680 Excuse me, this is so touching, 680 00:26:37,847 --> 00:26:38,848 but can we please speed it up? 681 00:26:39,015 --> 00:26:39,807 Right. Yes. 682 00:26:39,974 --> 00:26:42,018 - Yeah. - Sorry. 683 00:26:42,184 --> 00:26:45,021 [SINGER] ♪ Making our music there ♪ 684 00:26:45,187 --> 00:26:46,939 I cannot tell you how good it feels 685 00:26:47,106 --> 00:26:48,232 to say all that. 686 00:26:48,357 --> 00:26:51,235 Well, the next step is telling Mom yourself. 687 00:26:51,402 --> 00:26:53,404 Dripping Springs is only a two-day drive. 688 00:26:54,822 --> 00:26:56,032 - Where are you going? - Sunland? 689 00:26:56,198 --> 00:26:58,451 Your printer's in Sun Valley. 690 00:26:58,617 --> 00:27:01,037 - I knew that. - [TIRES SQUEAL] 691 00:27:01,203 --> 00:27:05,916 [SINGER] ♪ Smoke on the water ♪ 692 00:27:06,083 --> 00:27:08,544 ♪ A fire in the sky ♪ 693 00:27:08,711 --> 00:27:10,755 [DOUG] Okay, everyone feelin' good? 694 00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:12,965 Okay, let's do it before they lose their visas. 695 00:27:13,132 --> 00:27:15,217 Did Joyce lose her stomach? 696 00:27:15,384 --> 00:27:16,594 No, she sometimes gets in her head, 697 00:27:16,761 --> 00:27:17,762 but she'll be fine. 698 00:27:17,887 --> 00:27:19,555 Well, if she isn't, 699 00:27:19,722 --> 00:27:21,390 we have a lot of options. 700 00:27:21,557 --> 00:27:23,100 Okay, ready? 701 00:27:23,267 --> 00:27:24,769 Minx on three. 702 00:27:24,935 --> 00:27:28,105 One, two, three. 703 00:27:28,272 --> 00:27:29,690 - [ALL] Minx! - [CAMERA SHUTTER SNAPS] 704 00:27:29,815 --> 00:27:32,693 ♪ ♪ 705 00:27:35,738 --> 00:27:38,115 [TIRES SCREECH] 706 00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:39,658 [JOYCE] Come on! We're five minutes late! 707 00:27:41,702 --> 00:27:43,079 [RICHIE] Of all the days to wear platforms. 708 00:27:43,245 --> 00:27:45,081 They called looking for me and you answered? 709 00:27:45,247 --> 00:27:47,750 Uh, Bambi made it sound like life or death. 710 00:27:47,917 --> 00:27:49,460 Can always count on you to save the day. 711 00:27:49,627 --> 00:27:51,504 [CHUCKLES] 712 00:27:51,670 --> 00:27:54,090 Wait, don't you want to see if we make it? 713 00:27:54,256 --> 00:27:55,508 - Kind of. - Come on. 714 00:27:55,674 --> 00:27:57,134 I'll-I'll be back! 715 00:27:57,301 --> 00:27:58,594 [SHELLY] What are the kids doing? 716 00:27:58,761 --> 00:28:00,137 [LENNY] They're, uh, breathing deeply, I think? 717 00:28:00,262 --> 00:28:01,263 Yoga maybe. 718 00:28:01,430 --> 00:28:02,473 - Brahmin... yamin... - [SHELLY CHUCKLES] 719 00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:03,724 [JOYCE] Okay, how does this thing work? 720 00:28:03,891 --> 00:28:05,267 [RICHIE] Why are there so many flashing lights? 721 00:28:05,434 --> 00:28:07,103 - Look for a red button. - Thi... I just press it myself? 722 00:28:07,269 --> 00:28:08,979 [TINA] It's not one button. 723 00:28:09,146 --> 00:28:11,399 - It's 17 buttons and levers. - Oh, shit. 724 00:28:11,565 --> 00:28:13,150 I had a feeling you were gonna try something stupid. 725 00:28:13,317 --> 00:28:14,860 Look, Tina, things have gone far enough. 726 00:28:14,985 --> 00:28:16,112 It is time to set things right. 727 00:28:16,278 --> 00:28:17,780 You don't have to convince me. 728 00:28:17,947 --> 00:28:19,281 I already bought us another 30 minutes. 729 00:28:19,448 --> 00:28:20,574 Oh. 730 00:28:20,741 --> 00:28:21,575 The second Constance trotted out 731 00:28:21,742 --> 00:28:23,035 "women like us," I was done. 732 00:28:23,202 --> 00:28:25,079 Yes. Me... same. Yes, me too. 733 00:28:25,246 --> 00:28:27,164 So what's the plan? 734 00:28:27,331 --> 00:28:30,292 [BELLS DINGING] 735 00:28:30,459 --> 00:28:33,295 [JACKSON BROWNE'S "DOCTOR MY EYES" PLAYING] 736 00:28:33,421 --> 00:28:35,214 ♪ ♪ 737 00:28:35,381 --> 00:28:38,926 [JACKSON] ♪ Doctor, my eyes Have seen the years ♪ 738 00:28:39,093 --> 00:28:43,222 ♪ And the slow parade Of fears without crying ♪ 739 00:28:43,389 --> 00:28:48,185 ♪ Now I want to understand ♪ 740 00:28:48,310 --> 00:28:51,439 ♪ I have done All that I could ♪ 741 00:28:51,564 --> 00:28:56,235 ♪ To see the evil And the good without hiding ♪ 742 00:28:56,402 --> 00:29:00,364 ♪ You must help me If you can ♪ 743 00:29:00,531 --> 00:29:04,869 ♪ Doctor, my eyes ♪ 744 00:29:05,035 --> 00:29:07,037 ♪ Tell me what is wrong ♪ 745 00:29:07,163 --> 00:29:10,166 ♪ Was I unwise ♪ 746 00:29:10,332 --> 00:29:11,500 ♪ To leave them ♪ 747 00:29:11,625 --> 00:29:13,335 [LENNY] Brought us some, uh, victory pastries. 748 00:29:13,502 --> 00:29:14,670 - [TINA] Ooh. - [JOYCE] Aww, thank you. 749 00:29:14,837 --> 00:29:16,839 [LENNY] Gave the shipping guys 20 bucks. 750 00:29:17,006 --> 00:29:18,799 So are all of you out of jobs now? 751 00:29:18,966 --> 00:29:20,217 - [JOYCE] Uh, yeah. Pretty much. - Uh, yeah. [CHUCKLES] 752 00:29:20,384 --> 00:29:21,802 - Yeah, most definitely. - [BAMBI] Wait, I don't get it. 753 00:29:21,969 --> 00:29:24,054 Can't Constance just stop the magazine from coming out? 754 00:29:24,221 --> 00:29:25,514 Sure, but after I send copies 755 00:29:25,681 --> 00:29:27,349 to every media outlet in the country 756 00:29:27,516 --> 00:29:29,268 along with my scorching resignation letter, 757 00:29:29,435 --> 00:29:32,104 everybody will know what we did. 758 00:29:32,229 --> 00:29:34,607 I think I'm about to go to war against my own magazine. 759 00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:37,193 No. We're going to war. 760 00:29:37,359 --> 00:29:38,736 [TINA] I don't know what you're talkin' about. 761 00:29:38,861 --> 00:29:39,904 I'm going to Paris. 762 00:29:40,070 --> 00:29:41,530 [RICHIE] Oh! 763 00:29:41,697 --> 00:29:43,532 Okay, fine. Then to war. [CHUCKLES] 764 00:29:43,699 --> 00:29:46,035 I hope this is a chapter in your book. 765 00:29:46,202 --> 00:29:48,245 - This is the book. - [SHELLY] Oh. 766 00:29:48,370 --> 00:29:49,538 [RICHIE] This is the book right here? 767 00:29:49,663 --> 00:29:50,789 [SHELLY] This is the book. 768 00:29:50,956 --> 00:29:52,041 - [TINA] Okay. - [JOYCE] To us. 769 00:29:52,208 --> 00:29:53,459 - [SHELLY] To us. - [BAMBI] Oh, to us. 770 00:29:53,626 --> 00:29:55,085 [ALL] To us! 771 00:29:55,252 --> 00:29:56,712 - [GLASSES CLINK] - [BAMBI] Aw, dang it. 772 00:29:56,837 --> 00:30:00,049 [JACKSON] ♪ Just say If it's too late for me ♪ 773 00:30:00,174 --> 00:30:03,093 ♪ ♪ 774 00:30:08,015 --> 00:30:11,519 ♪ Doctor, my eyes ♪ 775 00:30:11,685 --> 00:30:14,522 [CONSTANCE] Douglas. Come back to bed. 776 00:30:14,688 --> 00:30:17,566 [JACKSON] ♪ Is this the price ♪ 777 00:30:17,733 --> 00:30:21,612 ♪ For having learned How not to cry? ♪ 778 00:30:21,779 --> 00:30:24,657 ♪ ♪ 779 00:30:54,478 --> 00:30:58,941 ♪ Doctor, my eyes ♪ 780 00:30:59,108 --> 00:31:01,277 ♪ Cannot see the sky ♪ 781 00:31:01,443 --> 00:31:04,280 ♪ Is this the price ♪ 782 00:31:04,446 --> 00:31:08,659 ♪ For having learned How not to cry? ♪ 783 00:31:08,784 --> 00:31:11,704 ♪ ♪ 56074

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