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[ Men Chattering ]
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Hey, why did the armadillo
cross the road ?
Why ?
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- It didn't. See ?
- [ Groans ]
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Can't someone else
be on bag for a while ?
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Excuse me.
You want to be the bag guy ?
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- Did I say you could
speak to me ?
- Oh, sorry.
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When you move up
to committin' real crimes,
then you can speak to the men.
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Put it in the bag.
Hey, are you going to just
stand there like some coward...
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and let him talk to you
like that ?
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Hey, goat boy,
the same goes for you !
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Now, you two damn amateurs
stay in your own yard...
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or else
I'll chain you there.
[ Shovel Hits Ground ]
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"Goat boy" !
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[ Grunts ]
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Oh, you gonna
get you some now, boy.
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Well, then,
the light is green.
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[ Shouting, Grunting ]
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[ Screaming ]
[ Men Shouting ]
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[ Whistle Blowing ]
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[ Man ]
* I have stood upon the mountain
I have seen the other side *
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Soon as we get you boys
back to lockup, it's gonna
mean a week in the hole...
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for each of you.
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Goat boy,
you fight like a girl.
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* I have seen
my love forsaken *
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* Felt the pleasure
and the pain *
The light is green.
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- No, no, no !
- [ Screaming ]
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- [ Screaming Continues ]
- Knock it off, goddamn it !
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[ Crashing ]
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[ Glass Breaking ]
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[ Woman ]
* I have cried the tears
of sadness *
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* I have cried the tears
of joy *
[ Men Groaning ]
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* I have found a life
worth livin' *
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* From the peace
within the noise *
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* I have turned my back
on hatred, lying
prejudice and greed *
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* Found the future
in the present *
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* Found hope
within a seed **
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[ Chuckling ]
Hey, hey, hey, hey !
Where ya goin' ?
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Hey, if we're escapin' here,
give us the keys !
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Whoa ! Whoa, whoa, whoa !
We don't need keys !
I don't even know him.
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This ain't adios.
It's just good-bye.
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[ Grunts ]
We gotta get out
of here.
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Hey, I don't even know
who you are.
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Harry Sawyer.
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Wayne Wayne Wayne, Jr.
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Hi.
Hi.
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Man ] Now we have three--
count my fingers--
three runners.
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First, a man
who likes to steal cars.
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- Wayne Wayne Wayne, Jr.
- [ Men Chattering ]
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Next, Harry Sawyer.
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Fraud, credit card scams.
[ Police Radio Chatter ]
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Finally, the reason why
we're all here today,
boys and girls.
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Bob Maslow.
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Oh, my Lord !
Bob Maslow is a bad man.
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Let's get the guy
before he kills somebody else.
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[ Man ]
Get anything,
but it has to be nonfat.
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[ Man #2 ]
This is nonfat.
Don't worry about it.
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00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:09,450
What about this ?
You know, we don't owe
these people a damn thing.
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I know, I know.
I'm not happy either,
David.
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Peas or corn ?
Peas.
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If I have to listen to one more
of those little monsters
butcher "Tomorrow,"
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I may end up doing somethin'
very violent.
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That is exactly
what I am talking about.
Now, I say we dump Happy.
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Well, we can't dump Happy.
That reminds me.
We need some toilet paper.
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No, not that. The other one.
It's softer.
Okay, stop snapping at me.
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I'm on your side.
I'm not the enemy.
Listen to me for a second.
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Let's just junk that crappy
apartment on wheels...
I want this.
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and quit this
whole stupid business.
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I want a real life again.
You know, a little fun.
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You remember that word "fun" ?
Yes, I do remember fun.
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I want our old life back.
You need to get a new attitude,
is what you need.
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I think that she may have
overcharged us on something.
She did not.
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If you would have
brought the coupons,
No, some
of this stuff is not right.
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maybe we could have
saved some money.
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Oh, my God !
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David, somebody
stole our crappy camper.
It's gone.
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We gotta call the police.
Listen to me.
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Steven,
if we call the police,
we'll just get it back.
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What ?
But if we wait
a couple of weeks,
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call the insurance company,
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we can cash in on
the modern American dream.
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Yes !
Yes.
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Can we go to Maui ?
Yes !
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Trust me.
It's perfection.
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There's dual tanks
on this baby.
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Even on back roads
it's more than enough.
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Let's get out of Texas.
Go, daddy, go !
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[ Man Over Radio ]
A prison break today...
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at the Jim Hogg County
Correctional Facility...
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has brought out
law enforcement agencies
in four states.
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The three fugitives,
including convicted murderer
Robert Alan Maslow,
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escaped from their prison van
while being transported
to the facility.
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[ Woman Over Radio ]
Authorities
are advising motorists...
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not to pick up hitchhikers
and to use caution
at all rest stops.
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[ Man #2 Over Radio ]
State prisons are leakin'
like a macrame diaphragm.
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[ Woman #2 Over Radio ] Texas'
finest are in full manhunt mode.
"Sheet." "Manhunt mode."
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Sounds like a full weekend
for you and your pals.
Oh, you !
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00:06:04,131 --> 00:06:06,434
Hey, you folks keep an eye out
for three orange jumpsuits,
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at least until the marshal
gets those "fellers"
back in the pokey.
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Hey, comin' up next:
Another Hollywood actor's
in rehab,
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and the state's largest tomato
gets auctioned off for charity.
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[ Wayne ]
Well, I guess we'd better
turn around.
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So what you're saying
is north is there, right ?
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Well, a little bit--
Yep.
Yep.
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Unless I turn the map
this way.
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[ Grunts ]
That is so much better !
Phew !
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[ Engine Sputtering ]
[ Harry ]
Come on.
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Ow ! Yeah,
I almost got it.
Come on.
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I almost got it.
[ Harry ]
It's the cops.
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It's the cops.
Come on !
Pop ?
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Let's get out of here.
Pop who ?
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- Shit.
- [ Coughs ]
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- Hi.
- It must be my lucky day.
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- A lot of folks
lookin' for you.
- [ Chuckling ]
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Oh, my.
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00:07:02,890 --> 00:07:06,927
[ Officer ] Yeah, we're on
our way in, but you'd better get
your tow truck out there. Over.
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[ People Chattering ]
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Oh, no. I've heard
about this before.
Vigilante justice.
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We're screwed.
They're gonna hang us.
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No, they aren't.
Yeah, they are.
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Shut up.
Oh, my God.
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Okay, sell me.
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Uh, w-why,
you want me to speak ?
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All we want to know
is if you were offered one
instead of two,
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would you take it ?
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[ Whispering ]
We could do one easy.
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I know this is not
what you're expecting,
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but I've always found
these things
to be negotiable.
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You want to negotiate ?
Now, hold on.
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If it's all the same with you,
judge, we'd rather get less.
Much less.
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Now we're getting somewhere.
[ Officer ]
Now, stop right there.
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I didn't bring 'em in
so you could give 'em
less than minimum.
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These fellows are professionals.
They should get
what they deserve.
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- [ Whispers ] Damn cop.
- We'll take one, Your Honor.
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Sold American.
Let the record show that
they've agreed to 1,000.
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Put in the time
and date it.
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- One thousand ?
- Yes.
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One thousand what ?
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Which one of you is Steven,
and which one is David ?
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What ?
Oh, for Christ's sakes !
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Which one of you is Steven,
and which of you fellas
is David ?
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I'm Steven,
and this is--
W-- The other one.
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Well, Steven,
we're talking about
$1,000 here,
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which you've
just agreed to.
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Two thousand
is highway robbery
and you know it.
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Now, if we're done here,
you go to see Joe
at the bank in the morning.
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You can sign
for your money then.
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- Welcome to Happy.
- [ Gavel Pounds ]
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[ Harry ]
There must be something here
with our names on it.
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[ Squeaking ]
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Midget clothes.
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We're midgets.
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We're not midgets. No.
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Maybe whoever owned this
had kids.
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[ Bell Jingling ]
Circus kids.
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[ Jingling Continues ]
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Hey, what about this ?
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Hey, maybe we are tailors.
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We travel
from town to town...
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tailoring dresses for...
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circus midgets.
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Traveling midget tailors ?
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Yeah, you think ?
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No.
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[ Drawer Opens ]
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"Pageant World.
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The magazine for the pageant
and talent industry."
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Heavy reading.
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00:10:00,133 --> 00:10:03,036
What is this ?
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Oh, my !
Whoo !
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[ Chuckling ]
Legs that
wrap around you twice.
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Yeah.
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"Princess pageants
at pauper prices.
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"Dreams do come true,
and we come to you.
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00:10:18,385 --> 00:10:23,924
Trust Steven and David,
the pageant professionals."
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We put on beauty pageants.
Wait.
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You mean we drive around
in this thing here--
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And slide hot bodies
into tight dresses.
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[ Chuckling ]
I could do that.
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Hey, it's some photos.
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Hey.
[ Chuckling ]
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Yeah.
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Here we are in front
of the motor home.
Uh-huh.
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[ Gulps ]
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So we're gay.
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How hard can that be ?
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It might not be hard
for you, Rock Hudson,
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but I have got...
[ Whispers ]
heterosexual--
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- What ?
- "Not gay"--
written all over me.
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- It's business.
It's for the money.
- I don't want to be gay.
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I'm not asking
for the world here.
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I'm not asking you
to act civil.
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Just-- Just walk into the bank
and cosign for $1,000.
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A thousand dollars !
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[ Woman ]
Do you really
need a new tractor,
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or do you just want one ?
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All right. Now, can I
have your account number...
with the bank ?
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- Hi. Uh-- Can I help you ?
- [ Harry ] Yeah, sweetheart.
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We got some
confidential business
with the bank's president.
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Oh ! Oh, you must
be the pageant people.
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00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:09,196
Yeah. We're here
to collect the $1,000.
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00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:11,999
Oh, I-I think that's, uh,
half. Half a thousand.
203
00:12:12,032 --> 00:12:14,401
No, no.
All of it.
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You want to go fetch
the pants around here ?
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We prefer to deal with Joe.
Nothing personal.
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Joe.
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Jo-sephine McClintock.
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Howdy. How y'all doin' ?
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Folks around here
call me Joe,
after my dad.
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He died quite some time ago,
so he's gonna be kind of hard
for me to fetch.
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I know that I'm just
a girl and everything,
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but I do believe that
the agreement was 500 up front
and five upon completion.
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Well, aren't we
the assholes ?
[ Chuckling ]
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Fifty, four hundred.
Fifty and fifty makes it
five hundred. There you go.
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You're both
going to need to sign here
as proof of receipt, okay ?
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00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:07,187
Ely, what are you doin' out
here this early ? I got it.
Hey, Joe.
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00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:12,459
Uh, the boys at the co-op
give me a $20,000 advancement
on my crop.
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Mm-hmm.
Well, I'll have that...
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in fives and twenties.
220
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:21,401
Oh, come on, Ely. You know I
don't have that kind of money
around here till harvest day.
221
00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:24,838
Why don't you
leave this here with me
for the next two weeks ?
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00:13:24,872 --> 00:13:27,007
I'll pay you
better interest than
that mattress of yours.
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After harvest day,
I can cash any check
you like, hmm ?
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00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:35,548
Well, could you let me have
$3.00 for lunch, then ?
225
00:13:35,582 --> 00:13:38,418
Well, I'll need
to see some I.D.
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No, no, no, Ely.
That was a joke.
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00:13:41,254 --> 00:13:43,256
- Oh. [ Chuckles ]
- Okay. Bye-bye.
228
00:13:43,290 --> 00:13:46,093
Bye.
All right.
229
00:13:46,126 --> 00:13:49,496
So, Joe, you cash a lot
of $20,000 checks around here ?
230
00:13:49,529 --> 00:13:51,498
Why ? You got one
that needs to be cashed ?
231
00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:53,600
- Not on me.
- Why, it's bad luck.
232
00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:56,203
[ Phone Ringing ]
233
00:13:56,236 --> 00:14:00,908
Well, uh, it was--
It was real interesting
meeting you both.
234
00:14:00,941 --> 00:14:03,476
Yep. See ya.
235
00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:07,214
Yeah, very nice...
meeting you.
Oh.
236
00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:11,084
Very... nice.
Okay.
237
00:14:11,118 --> 00:14:13,186
[ Door Closes ]
238
00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:18,025
Fan-fucking-tastic.
Let's find us some wheels
and get out of Dodge.
239
00:14:21,161 --> 00:14:24,965
Are you thinkin' again ?
'Cause you could think
on the road, you know.
240
00:14:24,998 --> 00:14:27,434
We're not going.
What ?
241
00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:29,436
We're staying.
We're not going.
242
00:14:29,469 --> 00:14:34,141
"We" ? Did you
grow another face ?
'Cause I'm out of here.
243
00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:37,110
Remember, my half now.
Two-fifty. Give it over.
244
00:14:37,144 --> 00:14:40,447
Oh, this one's sweet.
Would you just stop
and think ?
245
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:44,017
Two-fifty is plainly enough
for me to get out of here.
246
00:14:44,051 --> 00:14:45,518
Get how far ?
247
00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:48,588
Right now every law enforcement
officer in the southwest
is looking for you.
248
00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:52,325
But no one is looking
for a cake-eating,
pageant-producing,
249
00:14:52,359 --> 00:14:55,128
midget-tailoring gay couple
in Happy, Texas.
250
00:14:55,162 --> 00:14:57,130
Wait for the heat
to cool down.
Stay here two weeks.
251
00:14:57,164 --> 00:14:59,466
Then we take the bank down
and travel in style, right ?
252
00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:02,069
When did people in small towns
start lockin' their doors ?
253
00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:04,037
[ Sighs ]
God !
254
00:15:05,472 --> 00:15:08,408
All right.
What about the R.V. ?
255
00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:12,512
I mean, somebody's gonna
come lookin' for that.
Worries we don't have yet.
256
00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:19,052
If it gets hot,
we just grab a car
and get gone, right ?
257
00:15:20,387 --> 00:15:23,323
All right. Let's say
I go along with this.
258
00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:27,160
I mean,
you're kind of a wuss.
You've been right so far.
259
00:15:27,194 --> 00:15:29,529
What do you need me for ?
260
00:15:29,562 --> 00:15:32,332
Two-man job, Wayne.
261
00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:35,969
I need a partner.
262
00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:40,407
Oh, uh--
Mornin'. Howdy.
263
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:43,276
I'm glad I found y'all.
I looked at your place.
264
00:15:43,310 --> 00:15:47,114
- What can we do for you ?
- They're waitin'.
265
00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:50,183
- They're waiting ?
- The girls.
266
00:15:50,217 --> 00:15:55,055
- Oh, the girls !
- It-It started without you.
I told 'em I'd round y'all up.
267
00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:57,290
The girls are waiting.
Yeah, the girls.
268
00:15:57,324 --> 00:16:01,261
Hardly sit down,
they're so excited
to meet you two.
269
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:04,297
I've often said to David--
"David," I've said,
270
00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:07,167
"nothin' starts the day off
like an excited girl."
271
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:12,405
Yep, and I've often said,
"Right."
272
00:16:12,439 --> 00:16:16,109
Well, just giddyap.
273
00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:18,378
** [ Jazz ]
[ Woman ]
And ball change and sugar.
274
00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:21,114
And ball change.
Now we do a loop kick.
275
00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:24,084
[ Continues, Indistinct ]
[ Girls Chattering ]
276
00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:29,322
Now, normally I like to be
on the glamour end
of a partnership,
277
00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:31,758
but you've got a real way
with people.
278
00:16:31,791 --> 00:16:35,695
I've seen it.
So to use your talents
in the best way possible,
279
00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:38,765
I'm willing to take
the burden of responsibility
for the bank.
280
00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:43,670
Yours will be this...
pageant thing.
281
00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:47,140
Or how about this ?
282
00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:50,677
You bite me.
Why can't I do the bank ?
Why do I got to do the kids ?
283
00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:54,181
[ Harry ] You know
what I was doing time for ?
Sorry. Good mornin'.
284
00:16:54,214 --> 00:16:57,250
Well, I'd like to welcome
you both to Happy.
I'm Miss Schaefer.
285
00:16:57,284 --> 00:17:01,221
Good mornin', Miss Schaefer.
I'm Steven.
286
00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:03,390
I'm the other one.
David.
David.
287
00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:07,760
Hi. Well, we're just
so very excited,
y'all being here and all.
288
00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:09,762
We're convinced,
with your expertise,
289
00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:12,499
we can finally qualify
this year.
290
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:15,802
I'm afraid I've been doin' the
Little Fresh-Squeezed Pageants
for eight years now.
291
00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:18,405
No qualifiers yet.
292
00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:23,610
Last couple of years,
even the parents stopped comin',
which is a disappointment.
293
00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:26,746
But we're hostin' the event
this year.
294
00:17:26,779 --> 00:17:30,350
What with 13 towns
and nearly 100 girls
competing, well--
295
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,352
Well, you did the right thing
calling us in,
296
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:37,524
because David here is what
we call in the business
a pageant master.
297
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:40,460
- Really ?
- There are only four of those
in the whole United States.
298
00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:42,495
My, my.
299
00:17:42,529 --> 00:17:45,765
So, what I'd like
to do is to leave you
in his capable hands...
300
00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:50,237
and let him work his magic,
while I tend
to our business affairs.
301
00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:52,739
Steven, you don't
have to go so soon.
302
00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:55,575
- Yes, I do, David.
- No, you don't, Steven.
303
00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:58,245
Yes, I do, darling.
304
00:17:59,846 --> 00:18:02,415
He hates it when
we're apart.
Oh.
305
00:18:02,449 --> 00:18:04,651
Pleasure to meet you,
Miss Schaefer.
Nice meeting you.
306
00:18:04,684 --> 00:18:07,487
See ya.
307
00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:09,589
Mmm.
308
00:18:10,823 --> 00:18:13,360
Well.
[ Chuckles ]
309
00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:17,130
Would you like
to meet the girls ?
310
00:18:17,164 --> 00:18:20,167
[ Girl ]
Don't point at me !
No, don't !
311
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:24,571
Do you mind if I just...
stand here for a minute ?
312
00:18:28,275 --> 00:18:30,743
[ Girl ]
Yeah, and you do it
with your booty.
313
00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:34,347
[ Chattering Continues ]
314
00:18:34,381 --> 00:18:39,319
You don't have to be nervous
about the girls. They're
fine with, uh, you know.
315
00:18:39,352 --> 00:18:44,557
- What ?
- About you
being a h-homosexual.
316
00:18:44,591 --> 00:18:48,295
Oh, yeah.
317
00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:56,569
[ Miss Schaefer ]
Now, everyone, I want you
to say "hi" to David.
318
00:18:56,603 --> 00:18:59,272
[ Together ]
Hi, David !
319
00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:01,574
[ Whispers ]
Hi.
320
00:19:04,777 --> 00:19:06,879
[ Miss Schaefer ]
Your booklet
requested a piano.
321
00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:09,549
Perhaps you'd like
to let the girls vocalize ?
322
00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:13,686
Great.
323
00:19:15,522 --> 00:19:18,591
[ Voice Cracking ]
* Ah
324
00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:20,393
Too high.
325
00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:24,597
** [ One Piano Chord ]
[ Weakly ]
* Ah
326
00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:30,870
** [ One Chord ]
* Old Dan Tucker
was a fine old man *
327
00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:33,273
** [ Continues ]
* Washed his face
in a frying pan *
328
00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:36,209
* Combed his hair
with a wagon wheel *
329
00:19:36,243 --> 00:19:38,645
* Died with a toothache
in his heel *
330
00:19:39,812 --> 00:19:41,948
* Way out west
331
00:19:41,981 --> 00:19:43,983
[ Whispers ]
* Old Dan Tucker
332
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,985
* Go out west
333
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:48,955
* Old Dan... kicking around
334
00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:52,425
* Way out west
Old Dan Tucker **
335
00:19:52,459 --> 00:19:55,562
Old Dan Tucker.
Was that that hard ?
336
00:20:11,278 --> 00:20:13,212
Hello ?
337
00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:25,825
Hello ?
338
00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:35,268
Hello ?
339
00:20:38,805 --> 00:20:40,740
Hello.
340
00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:44,677
Hello to you.
[ Gasps ]
341
00:20:44,711 --> 00:20:46,479
Jesus.
342
00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:50,016
Thought I was going to
have to stop a bank robbery.
343
00:20:50,049 --> 00:20:52,018
You really scared me.
344
00:20:52,051 --> 00:20:55,555
Last man in that safe
who didn't work here,
my daddy shot in his tracks.
345
00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:59,025
I understand that's
the most painful place
to be shot in.
346
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:03,663
So, uh, what are you
doin' back there ?
347
00:21:03,696 --> 00:21:07,434
I couldn't find anybody.
I called out.
The safe was open.
348
00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:10,069
But it could've
been soundproofed.
349
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:13,039
I'm going to have to
start beefin' up security
around here.
350
00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:15,942
Pistol whip him, Chappy.
Give him a little
knick-knack-paddy-whack.
351
00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:20,847
He's one of
those pageant fellas.
Oh. Ohh !
352
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:24,617
- Oh, Joe, ask him
about the trees.
- The trees ?
353
00:21:24,651 --> 00:21:26,919
Yep. You are lookin'
at the pageant's
decoration committee.
354
00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:29,622
Yeah, we've been out
shoppin' for decorations.
355
00:21:29,656 --> 00:21:33,092
We sort of decided
on orange trees
and twinkle lights.
356
00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:36,429
- I mean, if that's
all right with you.
- Twinkle lights sounds great.
357
00:21:40,567 --> 00:21:42,935
Um, well, I--
So, was there somethin'
that you needed ?
358
00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:45,071
No.
359
00:21:45,104 --> 00:21:47,440
I just wanted to make sure
the decorations
were taken care of.
360
00:21:47,474 --> 00:21:50,443
And things look great here,
so, uh--
Okay.
361
00:21:50,477 --> 00:21:54,046
[ Claps Hands ]
So I'd better go check
on Wayne.
362
00:21:56,483 --> 00:21:59,619
- Uh, Wayne, uh, Newton.
- Oh.
363
00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:01,454
- The music for
the dance numbers.
- [ Chuckles ]
364
00:22:02,789 --> 00:22:04,757
Gotta go.
365
00:22:04,791 --> 00:22:07,694
Okay.
Well, I'll see ya.
366
00:22:07,727 --> 00:22:09,696
Hmm.
367
00:22:09,729 --> 00:22:11,498
Bye.
368
00:22:13,566 --> 00:22:16,135
Not how I pictured him
at all.
369
00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:18,905
They're crafty that way.
Mm.
370
00:22:18,938 --> 00:22:22,509
I mean, he's cute
in a sort of zestfully
clean kind of way.
371
00:22:22,542 --> 00:22:24,844
But I like my men
a little dirty
and packin' heat.
372
00:22:24,877 --> 00:22:26,846
Mm, Chappy ?
373
00:22:26,879 --> 00:22:29,849
Uh, I best
bring the rest of it up.
All right.
374
00:22:29,882 --> 00:22:33,019
I've got it. I've got it.
I've got it.
Thank you.
375
00:22:33,052 --> 00:22:35,388
I thought they were gay.
They are.
376
00:22:35,422 --> 00:22:38,391
[ Chuckling ]
I don't know much,
but I know men.
377
00:22:38,425 --> 00:22:41,628
And he was lookin' at you
the way a fat man
looks at fried food.
378
00:22:43,796 --> 00:22:45,798
[ Wayne, Girls ]
* Sixty-four bottles of beer
on the wall *
379
00:22:45,832 --> 00:22:47,867
* Sixty-four bottles of beer
380
00:22:47,900 --> 00:22:50,437
* You take one down
Pass it around *
381
00:22:50,470 --> 00:22:52,104
[ Girls ]
* Sixty-four bottles
of beer on the wall **
382
00:22:52,138 --> 00:22:55,174
** [ Country/Western ]
383
00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:57,176
[ Chappy ]
No, goddamn it.
384
00:22:57,209 --> 00:22:59,579
They're keepin' us
totally in the dark here.
385
00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:04,984
Yeah, I got
my tactical display here.
Mm-hmm.
386
00:23:06,619 --> 00:23:08,888
Hold on. Hold on.
Hey ! Hey, hey, hey !
387
00:23:08,921 --> 00:23:11,758
Come on in here.
Come on.
Save me a trip.
388
00:23:14,060 --> 00:23:18,431
Hold, uh-- Hold.
Let me get a pen
and a paper here.
389
00:23:18,465 --> 00:23:22,569
Hold on.
Look at that.
390
00:23:22,602 --> 00:23:26,573
What do you think of that ?
Okay, give it to me.
391
00:23:26,606 --> 00:23:30,443
It wasn't my idea to escape.
It was a fight
between Wayne and Bob.
392
00:23:30,477 --> 00:23:34,013
Hey, can I finish
this phone call, please ?
Thank you.
393
00:23:34,046 --> 00:23:36,583
Go ahead.
Send it to me.
394
00:23:36,616 --> 00:23:41,888
No, don't fax it to me !
Goddamn it, that's what
I've been tellin' you.
395
00:23:41,921 --> 00:23:44,591
It's--
It's all... mushy.
396
00:23:44,624 --> 00:23:47,560
I can't make
heads or tails out of it.
397
00:23:48,728 --> 00:23:51,664
Bring it to me.
You bet.
That'd be fine.
398
00:23:53,966 --> 00:23:57,136
Tomorrow ? Fine.
399
00:23:57,169 --> 00:23:59,939
I'll keep an eye out
for you.
400
00:24:01,007 --> 00:24:03,075
[ Sighs ]
Oh.
401
00:24:03,109 --> 00:24:05,177
I was gonna find you.
402
00:24:05,211 --> 00:24:07,880
The boys at the garage--
403
00:24:07,914 --> 00:24:12,118
Your R.V. there--
basically a piece of crap.
404
00:24:12,151 --> 00:24:14,987
- Sorry.
- [ Sighs ]
405
00:24:18,525 --> 00:24:21,260
- So how are you ?
- Better all the time.
406
00:24:21,293 --> 00:24:23,830
** [ Continues ]
407
00:24:28,535 --> 00:24:31,904
[ Man Over Radio ]
Mexican authorities have been
brought into the search...
408
00:24:31,938 --> 00:24:35,508
for the three men who escaped
from a prison van yesterday.
409
00:24:35,542 --> 00:24:38,711
Police now think the three
may have crossed the border
into Mexico,
410
00:24:38,745 --> 00:24:40,713
so the manhunt
is being concentrated...
411
00:24:40,747 --> 00:24:42,715
along the Rio Grande Valley.
412
00:24:42,749 --> 00:24:45,151
** [ Rock ]
[ Panting ]
413
00:24:48,621 --> 00:24:52,258
You won't believe
what just happened to me.
414
00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:56,696
Thank goodness
for small-town sheriffs.
415
00:24:56,729 --> 00:24:59,165
The guy's holding
my mug shot in his hand.
416
00:24:59,198 --> 00:25:01,601
Next thing I know,
we're drinking a beer
and talking about--
417
00:25:01,634 --> 00:25:04,671
[ Grunting ]
[ Panting Continues ]
418
00:25:05,905 --> 00:25:09,642
If you ever leave me
with a kid again,
419
00:25:09,676 --> 00:25:11,878
I will make sure
that you never have one !
420
00:25:11,911 --> 00:25:14,681
You have no idea
what it is like...
421
00:25:14,714 --> 00:25:18,785
to have these screamin'
little booger eaters
lookin' up at you,
422
00:25:18,818 --> 00:25:21,220
expecting you to...
423
00:25:21,253 --> 00:25:23,189
know stuff.
424
00:25:26,025 --> 00:25:29,829
[ Woman ]
* An ordinary heart
425
00:25:29,862 --> 00:25:33,032
* Comes in a plain
brown wrapper *
426
00:25:33,065 --> 00:25:36,703
[ Panting Continues ]
Why can't we do the bank now ?
427
00:25:36,736 --> 00:25:41,340
Because right now that bank is
just an ugly stepsister to when
the harvest money comes in !
428
00:25:41,373 --> 00:25:43,743
That's why !
I don't care whose sister
is at the bank.
429
00:25:43,776 --> 00:25:46,045
I can't go back in there
and play the fool.
All right.
430
00:25:46,078 --> 00:25:48,014
I agree.
431
00:25:50,116 --> 00:25:52,251
All right ?
Don't.
432
00:25:52,284 --> 00:25:58,791
* That's just the price that
life imposes on a heart *
433
00:25:59,992 --> 00:26:02,929
* And on every heart *
434
00:26:02,962 --> 00:26:05,131
** [ Rock Continues ]
We gotta get the girls
into the pageant.
435
00:26:05,164 --> 00:26:09,636
It's the answer to keeping
the whole town busy on bank day.
436
00:26:09,669 --> 00:26:11,938
It's the best of
all possible diversions.
437
00:26:11,971 --> 00:26:14,106
It's our alibi.
438
00:26:14,140 --> 00:26:17,644
We can't rob a bank
if we're hosting
a beauty pageant, can we ?
439
00:26:17,677 --> 00:26:20,146
No.
Wayne.
440
00:26:20,179 --> 00:26:22,882
Come on, Wayne.
[ Sighs ]
441
00:26:22,915 --> 00:26:25,384
Solitary--
442
00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:29,155
lousy food,
big men with bad breath.
443
00:26:30,790 --> 00:26:33,359
Or we're rich--
444
00:26:33,392 --> 00:26:36,295
great beaches,
445
00:26:36,328 --> 00:26:39,832
foreign women
with large breasts.
446
00:26:43,335 --> 00:26:45,371
I'm gonna pick that one.
All right !
447
00:26:45,404 --> 00:26:49,275
All right. You're on.
All right.
Sold American.
448
00:26:49,308 --> 00:26:52,611
[ Harry ]
To pull it off, this needs
to be more of a partnership.
449
00:26:57,183 --> 00:27:00,019
[ People Chattering ]
450
00:27:02,421 --> 00:27:04,223
All right.
Thank you, guys.
Yeah.
451
00:27:13,199 --> 00:27:14,967
[ Police Chatter On Radio ]
452
00:27:16,302 --> 00:27:18,404
[ Knocking On Door ]
453
00:27:18,437 --> 00:27:21,640
Hello ? Sheriff ?
Anybody here ?
454
00:27:25,845 --> 00:27:28,280
[ Police Chatter
Continues ]
455
00:27:33,319 --> 00:27:35,287
[ Car Engine Starts ]
456
00:27:38,958 --> 00:27:40,893
Hello ?
457
00:27:46,332 --> 00:27:48,300
Sheriff Dent ?
458
00:28:09,488 --> 00:28:11,858
Give me that gasoline,
Jency !
[ Whining ]
459
00:28:11,891 --> 00:28:15,294
I promise you I'm going
to let you do your
flaming baton trick later.
460
00:28:15,327 --> 00:28:18,364
- [ Whining Continues ]
- ** [ Girls Singing,
Indistinct ]
461
00:28:19,932 --> 00:28:23,235
* Sissies, sissies
Pageant sissies *
462
00:28:23,269 --> 00:28:26,138
- [ Whining ]
- [ Boy Screams ]
463
00:28:26,172 --> 00:28:28,741
- David, do you want
to help me with something ?
- [ Grunts ]
464
00:28:30,442 --> 00:28:33,913
- Right.
- [ Blows Landing ]
465
00:28:33,946 --> 00:28:38,484
- I wanna get him !
- No ! Let go of me, you homo !
466
00:28:45,825 --> 00:28:50,062
You come anywhere near
these girls again,
I won't say nothin'.
467
00:28:50,096 --> 00:28:53,132
I'm just gonna come over
to your house late at night
when you're asleep...
468
00:28:53,165 --> 00:28:55,134
and kill you
with a chain saw.
[ Screaming ]
469
00:28:56,903 --> 00:29:00,807
[ Grunts,
Screaming Continues ]
470
00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:03,075
Cool.
471
00:29:03,109 --> 00:29:05,311
You got no room
to talk, lady !
472
00:29:05,344 --> 00:29:09,348
Don't you ever let me catch you
fight like that again !
473
00:29:11,918 --> 00:29:14,821
You don't ever
drop your lead shoulder
when you throw a punch.
474
00:29:16,889 --> 00:29:20,226
You think shoulder to face
when you hit.
475
00:29:20,259 --> 00:29:22,194
Shoulder to face.
476
00:29:24,363 --> 00:29:26,899
Sure you're okay ?
Yeah.
477
00:29:26,933 --> 00:29:30,036
Do you smoke ?
No, thanks.
478
00:29:30,069 --> 00:29:33,906
Man, I've never seen
Miss Schaefer that mad before.
479
00:29:33,940 --> 00:29:36,075
She was mad ?
480
00:29:36,108 --> 00:29:40,146
I think she was expecting
more from this whole thing.
481
00:29:40,179 --> 00:29:44,083
She's been talking about
all this great stuff
you were going to teach us.
482
00:29:44,116 --> 00:29:47,519
And, well, so far,
nothin'.
483
00:29:49,355 --> 00:29:53,559
[ Chattering ]
All right, goddamn it !
Shut "yer" yappers !
484
00:29:53,592 --> 00:29:57,196
Get your diapered butts
in line ! Get over here !
485
00:29:57,229 --> 00:29:59,331
Over here !
[ Whimpering, Crying ]
486
00:29:59,365 --> 00:30:01,567
- Now, we got work to do !
- Cool !
487
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:04,536
All right. This might
look hard at first.
488
00:30:04,570 --> 00:30:07,940
All right. Head back !
Oh, my God.
** [ Jazz ]
489
00:30:07,974 --> 00:30:11,343
One, two, three, four !
490
00:30:11,377 --> 00:30:14,881
Go ! Okay !
[ Shouting, Indistinct ]
491
00:30:17,083 --> 00:30:19,385
** [ Woman Singing,
Indistinct ]
492
00:30:19,418 --> 00:30:23,322
It's a tornado !
It's a tornado...
493
00:30:23,355 --> 00:30:25,224
goin' through
the small town !
494
00:30:25,257 --> 00:30:28,094
Whippin' around.
495
00:30:28,127 --> 00:30:30,229
Watch it. Make it go.
496
00:30:30,262 --> 00:30:32,231
Winds of fury !
497
00:30:32,264 --> 00:30:35,167
Giddyap ! Go ! Go !
498
00:30:35,201 --> 00:30:38,137
[ Whistles ]
499
00:30:43,242 --> 00:30:46,312
Okay.
All right.
Let's get started.
500
00:30:46,345 --> 00:30:48,280
Girls.
501
00:30:49,448 --> 00:30:53,152
Would you like to try
to follow what he did ?
502
00:30:53,185 --> 00:30:56,488
** [ Rock ]
[ Judge ] Going once.
Going twice. Sold !
503
00:30:56,522 --> 00:31:01,160
Three hundred and fifty
dollars for this nice
Mako gas range over here.
504
00:31:01,193 --> 00:31:03,229
[ Woman ]
* Cute butt
505
00:31:03,262 --> 00:31:05,297
* Sexy eyes
506
00:31:05,331 --> 00:31:09,168
* Tall and dark
I know what I like *
507
00:31:09,201 --> 00:31:11,303
* Heart of gold
508
00:31:11,337 --> 00:31:14,040
* Brain to match
Ain't gonna settle *
509
00:31:14,073 --> 00:31:16,075
Next up here we have
a wonderful item.
* For less than that *
510
00:31:16,108 --> 00:31:18,477
This is a classic.
It's antique.
511
00:31:18,510 --> 00:31:20,913
It's a Ming vase.
It's a Ming vase ?
512
00:31:20,947 --> 00:31:22,915
It's a Wyo-ming vase.
[ Laughter ]
513
00:31:22,949 --> 00:31:25,684
I brought it in
from Wyoming.
But it's a nice one.
514
00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:28,420
There's a little crack
in the back,
but you can fix that up.
515
00:31:28,454 --> 00:31:31,290
How about we start this
at $100 ? A $100 bid.
516
00:31:31,323 --> 00:31:35,094
A hundred dollars, anybody ?
A hundred-- How about
this outstanding picture ?
517
00:31:35,127 --> 00:31:38,264
A man sitting on a tractor.
I don't believe
it's a John Deere,
518
00:31:38,297 --> 00:31:41,167
but his wife
probably calls him
John Dear.
519
00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:44,603
[ Applause ]
Right now our next lot
is lot 24.
520
00:31:44,636 --> 00:31:49,976
It's a collection of tires.
You all know Varnel's
affection for tires.
521
00:31:50,009 --> 00:31:54,413
There's a lot of good rubber
in these tires, and there's
some steel belteds in there.
522
00:31:54,446 --> 00:31:59,318
We'll start the bidding at 200.
Two hundred. Two hundred. Give
me three. Lookin' for three.
523
00:31:59,351 --> 00:32:03,055
Three hundred dollar bid,
dollar bid. Three hundred
dollars. Lookin'--
524
00:32:03,089 --> 00:32:08,060
- Hi. Am I glad to see you.
I thought I was going to die.
- We got a $400 bid.
525
00:32:08,094 --> 00:32:10,362
Hey, Varnel,
what are you biddin' on ?
526
00:32:10,396 --> 00:32:14,400
Joe, that's a-a hell
of a price.
527
00:32:14,433 --> 00:32:18,004
But, Varnel,
those are your tires.
528
00:32:18,037 --> 00:32:21,073
- Judge, don't let him
buy those tires.
- Sorry, Varnel.
529
00:32:21,107 --> 00:32:24,710
- We'll continue biddin' here.
- Have you always
taken care of everyone ?
530
00:32:24,743 --> 00:32:30,182
You know what they say
about small towns--
like big families, no secrets.
531
00:32:30,216 --> 00:32:36,088
Which is, um, sort of why
I wanted to, uh, talk to you.
532
00:32:36,122 --> 00:32:38,991
Uh, I need some advice.
533
00:32:39,025 --> 00:32:41,227
You can trust me.
534
00:32:41,260 --> 00:32:45,731
This is a little hard, um,
but I feel I can talk to you,
535
00:32:45,764 --> 00:32:49,535
because you're, um--
because you're sort of--
536
00:32:49,568 --> 00:32:52,171
Because I'm an outsider ?
Well, because--
537
00:32:52,204 --> 00:32:55,741
You are. Yes, you are,
but that's not it.
Because I'm handsome ?
538
00:32:55,774 --> 00:32:59,145
No. I mean,
you're very handsome,
I think.
539
00:32:59,178 --> 00:33:02,048
But that's not really
what I'm, uh--
540
00:33:02,081 --> 00:33:04,416
Okay.
Because I'm a man ?
541
00:33:04,450 --> 00:33:07,119
Yes.
542
00:33:07,153 --> 00:33:11,357
And no.
543
00:33:11,390 --> 00:33:14,693
I feel like I can talk to you
like a girlfriend. You know
what I mean ?
That's a first.
544
00:33:14,726 --> 00:33:17,596
I mean it in a good way.
I haven't had a girlfriend
in a really long time.
545
00:33:17,629 --> 00:33:20,799
Me either.
Hilarious.
[ Chuckles ]
That's funny.
546
00:33:20,832 --> 00:33:25,371
I couldn't help but notice
that you seemed to have kept...
547
00:33:25,404 --> 00:33:30,676
a certain amount of... passion
in your relationship.
548
00:33:32,211 --> 00:33:34,280
With David ?
Passion ?
549
00:33:36,815 --> 00:33:40,419
Yeah, I, uh, I-I guess
I work hard to keep that
in my life.
550
00:33:40,452 --> 00:33:44,723
See, relationships for me
have all just been
a little bit... fuzzy.
551
00:33:44,756 --> 00:33:47,293
The difference between
what is good
and what is settling...
552
00:33:47,326 --> 00:33:50,329
has always been
a real problem for me.
553
00:33:50,362 --> 00:33:52,464
So I'm just lookin'
for anything that would help.
554
00:33:52,498 --> 00:33:55,401
A tip or magic spell.
[ Chuckles ]
555
00:33:55,434 --> 00:33:57,403
For a relationship
that you're in ?
556
00:33:57,436 --> 00:34:00,239
Yeah.
Oh.
557
00:34:00,272 --> 00:34:03,675
And this guy, uh--
It is a guy, right ?
558
00:34:03,709 --> 00:34:05,711
Yes, it's a guy.
Of course it's a guy.
Good.
559
00:34:05,744 --> 00:34:09,215
Guys are easy.
All they want is--
[ Siren Wailing ]
560
00:34:09,248 --> 00:34:12,251
[ People Chattering ]
The bank. The bank !
561
00:34:13,319 --> 00:34:16,088
The bank ?
562
00:34:16,122 --> 00:34:19,057
[ Siren Continues ]
563
00:34:22,494 --> 00:34:24,830
Sugar, stop cryin'.
It's all right.
564
00:34:24,863 --> 00:34:28,367
It's just an accident.
Everybody all right ?
565
00:34:29,801 --> 00:34:32,738
[ Coughing ]
566
00:34:35,574 --> 00:34:37,843
Ow !
567
00:34:37,876 --> 00:34:40,679
Here's your baton,
Jency.
[ Gasps ]
568
00:34:40,712 --> 00:34:44,816
I'm sorry it melted.
It's out !
The fire is out !
569
00:34:44,850 --> 00:34:48,387
All you people go home !
570
00:34:48,420 --> 00:34:50,389
No, no, no.
[ Siren Continues ]
571
00:34:50,422 --> 00:34:53,259
Lefty-loosey, righty-tighty.
572
00:34:53,292 --> 00:34:57,263
And will somebody
turn off the damned alarm ?
573
00:35:06,172 --> 00:35:10,242
Man, I always get scared
when I hear that
old tornado siren.
574
00:35:10,276 --> 00:35:12,344
You thought a tornado
hit the bank ?
575
00:35:12,378 --> 00:35:15,181
No ! No, the bank's alarm,
fire department...
576
00:35:15,214 --> 00:35:17,683
and public safety
are all tied in
to the same system.
577
00:35:17,716 --> 00:35:20,186
My heart is going
a mile a minute.
578
00:35:20,219 --> 00:35:22,588
Girl, you need to relax.
Yeah, well, I'm open
to suggestions.
579
00:35:22,621 --> 00:35:26,258
Why don't you let me give
the girlfriend role a try ?
580
00:35:26,292 --> 00:35:29,461
Help you out
with the decorations.
Okay.
581
00:35:29,495 --> 00:35:32,598
Why don't you
come by tomorrow, then ?
582
00:35:32,631 --> 00:35:35,334
[ Crying ]
David ?
583
00:35:35,367 --> 00:35:38,170
May I have a word with you,
please ?
584
00:35:40,772 --> 00:35:43,642
Now, most times,
I don't like to have
to say anything...
585
00:35:43,675 --> 00:35:46,845
about what people say
or what they do,
586
00:35:46,878 --> 00:35:51,617
but I will not
stand by and allow you
to use vulgar language...
587
00:35:51,650 --> 00:35:54,286
like the "G.D." word
in front of those little girls.
588
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:56,555
I will not let that happen.
Do you understand me ?
589
00:35:56,588 --> 00:35:58,557
I wish you wouldn't
talk to me like that.
590
00:35:58,590 --> 00:36:02,294
Well, I'm sorry, David,
but it had to be said.
591
00:36:02,328 --> 00:36:04,496
I'm sorry.
Hi, Miss Schaefer.
592
00:36:04,530 --> 00:36:06,932
- Would you mind if I borrowed
David for one second ?
- No.
593
00:36:06,965 --> 00:36:09,335
It's the end times.
594
00:36:09,368 --> 00:36:11,403
What the hell
are you trying to do ?
About what ?
595
00:36:11,437 --> 00:36:15,474
Fry a bunch of little girls ?
Need I remind you ?
596
00:36:15,507 --> 00:36:19,678
Need I remind you
that those girls
are our meal ticket here ?
597
00:36:19,711 --> 00:36:21,647
Ow !
598
00:36:23,515 --> 00:36:27,853
What'd you do that for ?
Don't talk to me like that.
599
00:36:27,886 --> 00:36:29,888
Okay.
600
00:36:30,956 --> 00:36:33,892
God. My mistake.
601
00:36:36,828 --> 00:36:39,298
[ Grunts ]
602
00:36:39,331 --> 00:36:41,267
[ Sniffing ]
603
00:36:42,601 --> 00:36:45,837
Everything, um, copacetic
with your companion there ?
604
00:36:45,871 --> 00:36:50,776
- Yeah. We're more like
just friends now.
- Yeah, it seems friendly.
605
00:36:50,809 --> 00:36:53,912
Yeah, in many ways
we just stick together
'cause of the job.
606
00:36:53,945 --> 00:36:57,783
Your, uh-- your work's
awful important to you,
then ?
607
00:36:57,816 --> 00:36:59,885
Sure. I gotta go.
608
00:36:59,918 --> 00:37:02,988
H-Hold on there.
Hold on.
609
00:37:03,021 --> 00:37:06,725
I was thinkin'.
Something occurred to me.
610
00:37:06,758 --> 00:37:11,730
If you got the time, I'd like
to ask you some questions
about you and your friend there.
611
00:37:11,763 --> 00:37:14,466
You mind comin' over
to my office ?
612
00:37:14,500 --> 00:37:18,504
C-Can I do it another time ?
It'd be better for me.
613
00:37:18,537 --> 00:37:22,608
[ People Chattering ]
614
00:37:22,641 --> 00:37:25,911
** [ Country/Western ]
[ Sawing ]
615
00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:31,317
[ Joe ]
How's it goin' ?
616
00:37:31,350 --> 00:37:33,485
[ Harry ]
You know what they say.
617
00:37:33,519 --> 00:37:35,387
What are they sayin' now ?
618
00:37:37,589 --> 00:37:42,794
Oh, you know.
Measure twice, cut once.
You ?
619
00:37:44,496 --> 00:37:47,666
- How are you doing ?
- Good.
620
00:37:47,699 --> 00:37:51,803
I'm almost finished
with my masterpiece.
I call it "Family Tree."
621
00:37:51,837 --> 00:37:55,474
I think I may have
just found my true calling.
How are you doing ?
622
00:37:55,507 --> 00:37:57,509
You almost done
with the tree trunks ?
We need 'em.
623
00:37:57,543 --> 00:38:00,579
Be right there.
So tell me about
this man of yours.
624
00:38:00,612 --> 00:38:04,049
- Uh, his name is Glenn.
- Uh-huh.
625
00:38:04,082 --> 00:38:08,854
Where is Glenn now ?
He's in Van Horn.
626
00:38:08,887 --> 00:38:12,591
He stops by
every once in a while
for dinner and breakfast.
627
00:38:12,624 --> 00:38:16,027
A few late-night phone calls.
It's a very modern relationship.
628
00:38:17,696 --> 00:38:20,866
We've been together
six years next month.
629
00:38:20,899 --> 00:38:23,469
Six years of what ?
Breakfast and phone calls ?
630
00:38:26,872 --> 00:38:29,875
It sounds kind of convenient.
It doesn't sound very...
permanent.
631
00:38:29,908 --> 00:38:33,579
- Well, I can wait.
- What for ?
632
00:38:36,782 --> 00:38:40,819
You know when you're in
your 20s and everything
is going to happen someday ?
633
00:38:40,852 --> 00:38:45,090
And then you get a little past
your 20s and someday
is happening or has happened.
634
00:38:47,526 --> 00:38:51,897
Your dad dies, and you go
from being Josephine to Joe,
president of the bank.
635
00:38:51,930 --> 00:38:54,866
And everybody
starts depending on you.
636
00:38:54,900 --> 00:38:57,369
Your love life
sort of takes a back seat.
637
00:38:57,403 --> 00:39:00,439
You start to realize
that maybe your--
638
00:39:00,472 --> 00:39:04,510
maybe your ultimate dreams
are unattainable.
639
00:39:04,543 --> 00:39:07,112
I don't know. I guess
I'm still waiting for someday.
640
00:39:10,682 --> 00:39:13,485
On the plus side,
he does do somethin'
every once in a while...
641
00:39:13,519 --> 00:39:15,587
that feels worth
waitin' for.
642
00:39:16,922 --> 00:39:20,626
What's that ?
He tells me
that he loves me.
643
00:39:20,659 --> 00:39:23,962
Oh, come on !
"Love you" is easy.
Men say it all the time.
644
00:39:23,995 --> 00:39:26,732
Men say
they love their work.
645
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:32,938
Love their cars,
love their--
love their freedom.
646
00:39:35,441 --> 00:39:37,943
- He should be telling you
something more than that.
- Like what ?
647
00:39:37,976 --> 00:39:43,449
Here. He should take you
in his arms, look you
straight in your eyes.
648
00:39:45,116 --> 00:39:47,553
He should say--
649
00:39:50,489 --> 00:39:52,458
I don't know.
He should say,
650
00:39:52,491 --> 00:39:55,193
"I may have seen a woman
in my life...
651
00:39:55,226 --> 00:39:59,130
"who is considered prettier,
but I've never seen one
more beautiful.
652
00:40:00,932 --> 00:40:02,901
"When you laugh
and your eyes are happy,
653
00:40:02,934 --> 00:40:07,473
I think no matter what,
I'm a success."
654
00:40:09,941 --> 00:40:13,545
He should say,
"I want you." Yeah.
655
00:40:15,481 --> 00:40:17,048
"I want you, Joe.
656
00:40:18,884 --> 00:40:20,886
"You'll never be second
to anything else,
657
00:40:20,919 --> 00:40:24,055
"because I want you more
than anything else.
658
00:40:25,123 --> 00:40:27,959
"I want to kiss you.
659
00:40:27,993 --> 00:40:31,730
I want to breathe in
the air out of you."
660
00:40:39,070 --> 00:40:42,608
Right.
Like some straight guy's
ever gonna say that.
661
00:40:42,641 --> 00:40:44,810
Oh, my God.
662
00:40:44,843 --> 00:40:47,145
Whoo ! Man, you are good.
You know that ?
663
00:40:47,178 --> 00:40:50,482
You are really, really good.
[ Chuckles ]
664
00:40:52,551 --> 00:40:55,621
Well, a man in love
is a man in love.
Yeah.
665
00:40:55,654 --> 00:40:58,089
It makes them
say the strangest things.
666
00:41:00,792 --> 00:41:03,128
Come on.
Finish the trees.
667
00:41:03,161 --> 00:41:05,997
Yeah. Okay. Trees.
Let's go.
668
00:41:06,031 --> 00:41:10,035
Well, I, uh--
I'd better go wash this off
so we can...
669
00:41:10,068 --> 00:41:14,239
move on to gettin' covered
in tree-trunk brown, yep.
670
00:41:14,272 --> 00:41:16,041
Oh, excuse me.
671
00:41:19,177 --> 00:41:22,047
[ Door Opens, Closes ]
672
00:41:23,815 --> 00:41:26,752
[ Faucet Running ]
673
00:41:32,323 --> 00:41:34,092
[ Faucet Stops ]
674
00:41:36,562 --> 00:41:39,264
[ Clattering ]
675
00:41:39,297 --> 00:41:42,701
[ Paper Rustling ]
[ Chappy ]
Don't move.
676
00:41:44,035 --> 00:41:47,172
Got ya. Bang.
[ Animal Squeals ]
677
00:41:48,339 --> 00:41:51,042
Phew !
678
00:41:51,076 --> 00:41:53,945
There's one less bunny rabbit
that'll be bothering you.
679
00:41:53,979 --> 00:41:57,115
Damn rodents. Chewin' up
everything in sight.
680
00:41:57,148 --> 00:42:00,085
You know,
they breed like rabbits.
681
00:42:00,118 --> 00:42:02,053
Yeah, I heard.
682
00:42:04,022 --> 00:42:07,525
[ Clears Throat ]
Sheriff, why are we out here ?
683
00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:11,129
Let me choose
the right words here.
684
00:42:11,162 --> 00:42:15,767
Uh, ever since you
and David come to town,
685
00:42:15,801 --> 00:42:17,936
I've been thinkin'.
686
00:42:17,969 --> 00:42:20,839
What's wrong
with this picture ?
687
00:42:22,841 --> 00:42:25,777
There's one.
You want him ?
No.
688
00:42:25,811 --> 00:42:29,815
Look, there he goes.
He's got two. Thank you.
[ Gunshots ]
689
00:42:34,786 --> 00:42:39,658
Truth to tell,
I invited you out here
because I need some advice.
690
00:42:39,691 --> 00:42:41,827
Sure, if I can help.
691
00:42:41,860 --> 00:42:45,831
I'm just a crusty old
redneck, and I don't
express myself well.
692
00:42:45,864 --> 00:42:48,900
Recently there's someone
that I would...
693
00:42:48,934 --> 00:42:51,002
love to express myself to.
694
00:42:51,036 --> 00:42:53,338
[ Chuckles ]
Why, Sheriff,
695
00:42:53,371 --> 00:42:55,607
you've got a crush
on some sweet thing.
696
00:42:55,641 --> 00:42:57,776
That's great.
697
00:42:57,809 --> 00:43:03,148
There comes a time
in a man's life
when he must be bold.
698
00:43:03,181 --> 00:43:07,819
Uh, sure. I-I've learned
that you've got to say
what's in your heart.
699
00:43:07,853 --> 00:43:10,055
Life is short.
700
00:43:10,088 --> 00:43:14,059
And to let the chance
pass you by of spending it
with someone you love--
701
00:43:14,092 --> 00:43:17,095
[ Chuckles ]
That's a sin.
A real sin.
702
00:43:17,128 --> 00:43:20,398
Here we go.
You want this one ?
703
00:43:20,431 --> 00:43:23,301
You take him.
Bring it up nice and slow.
[ Cocks Rifle ]
704
00:43:23,334 --> 00:43:26,705
Easy, easy, easy. You got
the safety off there ?
705
00:43:26,738 --> 00:43:29,708
Is it tight against
your shoulder ?
Keep it tight.
706
00:43:29,741 --> 00:43:31,710
Nice and tight.
That's good.
You're good.
707
00:43:31,743 --> 00:43:36,748
Yeah.
I guess like everybody else,
I'm scared of bein',
708
00:43:36,782 --> 00:43:39,651
you know, rejected.
709
00:43:39,685 --> 00:43:41,653
There's no way, man.
710
00:43:41,687 --> 00:43:45,323
You're a real catch.
You're a man's man.
711
00:43:45,356 --> 00:43:48,293
You're a nice guy.
You got your health.
712
00:43:48,326 --> 00:43:52,230
And everybody knows
what a turn-on
a uniform is.
713
00:43:52,263 --> 00:43:55,934
Just bring it up tight
into your shoulder there.
Mm-hmm.
714
00:43:55,967 --> 00:43:59,070
You're going to just...
squeeze it.
715
00:43:59,104 --> 00:44:03,041
Don't jerk it.
Just... squeeze it.
716
00:44:03,074 --> 00:44:06,812
Look right down the barrel.
Keep both your eyes open.
717
00:44:06,845 --> 00:44:09,815
You mean all that stuff
that you said ?
718
00:44:09,848 --> 00:44:14,753
If you were gay,
you'd be just my type.
719
00:44:14,786 --> 00:44:17,055
- Pop him.
- [ Grunts ]
- [ Rabbit Squealing ]
720
00:44:18,757 --> 00:44:22,260
Jiminy Crickets.
Are you all right ?
721
00:44:22,293 --> 00:44:27,132
I, uh-- Yeah.
Did I get it ?
722
00:44:27,165 --> 00:44:29,367
Uh, I don't think
there's any danger of that.
723
00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:31,369
Are you sure
you're all right ?
724
00:44:31,402 --> 00:44:34,272
Yeah, I'm fine.
[ Grunts ]
725
00:44:34,305 --> 00:44:36,374
I think you're
mighty handsome.
726
00:44:36,407 --> 00:44:39,177
I'd never split up
another couple.
727
00:44:39,210 --> 00:44:42,247
But now that I see
that you and David
aren't together anymore,
728
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:44,950
well, that's a cat
of a different color.
729
00:44:44,983 --> 00:44:48,754
So, bein' bold here.
730
00:44:52,891 --> 00:44:56,094
What do you say you and me
go out on a proper date ?
731
00:44:56,127 --> 00:44:58,396
** [ Latin ]
732
00:45:08,006 --> 00:45:11,042
[ Grunts ]
God !
733
00:45:11,076 --> 00:45:13,945
** [ Man Singing In Spanish ]
734
00:45:17,082 --> 00:45:19,050
[ Yells ]
735
00:45:19,084 --> 00:45:21,186
** [ Continues ]
736
00:45:21,219 --> 00:45:24,956
[ Inaudible ]
737
00:45:26,024 --> 00:45:28,259
Ow.
738
00:45:41,306 --> 00:45:45,043
** [ Continues ]
739
00:45:50,515 --> 00:45:52,483
[ Inaudible ]
740
00:45:52,517 --> 00:45:55,286
Two bottles.
741
00:45:57,055 --> 00:46:02,093
And land. And land.
Like an airplane.
742
00:46:02,127 --> 00:46:06,998
'Cause I got my weight
in my hip.
Weight in my hip.
743
00:46:07,032 --> 00:46:09,234
Weight in hip.
744
00:46:09,267 --> 00:46:11,202
And land. And--
745
00:46:13,304 --> 00:46:16,908
[ Laughing ]
746
00:46:19,978 --> 00:46:22,080
** [ Continues ]
747
00:46:25,016 --> 00:46:27,185
Put it up.
748
00:46:32,457 --> 00:46:35,560
[ Chuckles ]
749
00:46:35,593 --> 00:46:39,197
Punch and punch !
And come on !
750
00:46:40,598 --> 00:46:43,201
Shh !
751
00:46:43,234 --> 00:46:47,238
That way.
All right.
You do it.
752
00:46:47,272 --> 00:46:51,042
Yeah, put it up here.
Doing the swan head.
Face me, though.
753
00:46:51,076 --> 00:46:54,112
Good. All right.
Let's go inside
and show the others.
754
00:46:55,313 --> 00:46:58,083
** [ Continues ]
755
00:47:07,392 --> 00:47:11,329
** [ Country/Western ]
That's pretty much my story,
up through high school anyway.
756
00:47:11,362 --> 00:47:14,499
Hi.
Lucky we had
the two-and-a-half-hour drive
to get here.
757
00:47:14,532 --> 00:47:17,969
It's just that
I've heard about
this place for so long.
758
00:47:18,003 --> 00:47:19,871
I figured this was
a good time--
759
00:47:19,905 --> 00:47:22,073
[ Scattered Whooping ]
760
00:47:22,107 --> 00:47:24,475
Tell you what.
I'll get us a couple of beers.
761
00:47:24,509 --> 00:47:26,477
You can tell me
about yourself.
762
00:47:26,511 --> 00:47:30,081
[ Man ]
* I'm glad that we agreed
Believe me *
763
00:47:30,115 --> 00:47:32,217
* That's a big relief
764
00:47:32,250 --> 00:47:36,121
* This place is awful crowded
and this music is so loud *
765
00:47:36,154 --> 00:47:41,459
* Would you like to go
and grab a bite to eat
Me neither **
766
00:47:41,492 --> 00:47:43,461
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold on there.
767
00:47:43,494 --> 00:47:45,463
God knows when we're
gonna see you again.
768
00:47:45,496 --> 00:47:49,034
Um, we need
two more Tecates.
Each ?
769
00:47:50,135 --> 00:47:52,270
At least.
There you go.
770
00:47:52,303 --> 00:47:56,307
And, uh, give me
the meanest steak you got.
Rare, and I mean rare.
771
00:47:56,341 --> 00:47:59,344
Just dehorn it,
wipe its butt
and send it in.
772
00:47:59,377 --> 00:48:01,546
Steven ?
773
00:48:01,579 --> 00:48:03,414
Two.
There you go.
774
00:48:12,557 --> 00:48:17,963
Well, first things first:
I'm glad you're here.
775
00:48:17,996 --> 00:48:20,565
** [ Continues ]
776
00:48:26,071 --> 00:48:30,341
I wish you'd start
calling me Chappy.
Chappy.
777
00:48:31,476 --> 00:48:33,411
There ya go.
778
00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:39,217
* Got me a room
at a cheap motel *
779
00:48:39,250 --> 00:48:43,188
* My head was spinnin'
and I didn't feel well *
780
00:48:43,221 --> 00:48:46,224
Hope you'll understand
if we take this very slow.
781
00:48:46,257 --> 00:48:50,528
Oh, I wouldn't have it
any other way.
782
00:48:50,561 --> 00:48:55,066
* I fixed up my bed
and I covered up my head *
[ Chappy Counting, Indistinct ]
783
00:48:55,100 --> 00:48:59,037
It's just that...
I feel we're a lot alike.
784
00:48:59,070 --> 00:49:01,572
There's a lot
you don't know about me.
785
00:49:03,008 --> 00:49:05,343
Well, that's what
life's for, isn't it ?
786
00:49:05,376 --> 00:49:08,079
Findin' out.
787
00:49:08,113 --> 00:49:10,115
I'm gonna spin you again.
No.
788
00:49:11,649 --> 00:49:14,119
A one, two.
789
00:49:14,152 --> 00:49:16,988
* I turned and I tossed *
790
00:49:17,022 --> 00:49:20,058
[ Man ]
* Love is stranger
than fiction *
791
00:49:20,091 --> 00:49:21,692
* And I make this prediction
792
00:49:21,726 --> 00:49:24,229
* Even though you
say you won't *
793
00:49:24,262 --> 00:49:26,297
* I know you'll let me down
794
00:49:26,331 --> 00:49:29,167
* Tell me I'm
your heart's desire *
795
00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:31,602
* Love me long
You livin' liar *
796
00:49:31,636 --> 00:49:35,140
* We've got a strange love
797
00:49:35,173 --> 00:49:37,142
* Love, love *
798
00:49:45,116 --> 00:49:47,118
[ Sewing Machine Whirring ]
799
00:50:08,239 --> 00:50:12,043
- How was the prom ?
- [ Chuckles ]
800
00:50:13,678 --> 00:50:16,147
Your date.
Did you get any ?
801
00:50:16,181 --> 00:50:18,483
Yeah, very funny.
802
00:50:18,516 --> 00:50:20,485
Screw you.
803
00:50:20,518 --> 00:50:24,689
Well, that would be
cheatin' on the sheriff.
804
00:50:24,722 --> 00:50:27,692
- So you did some dancin' ?
- Why do you care ?
805
00:50:27,725 --> 00:50:31,729
I'll tell you why I care.
[ Chuckling ]
806
00:50:31,762 --> 00:50:35,800
- You don't think I know
what you're doin', do you ?
- What ?
807
00:50:35,833 --> 00:50:40,705
Goin' to
the banker lady's house
for popcorn and pillow talk.
808
00:50:40,738 --> 00:50:44,109
Goin' huntin'. What did you
do tonight ? Did you go
someplace nice for dinner ?
809
00:50:44,142 --> 00:50:47,812
Did you
have a few drinks ? Hmm ?
810
00:50:47,845 --> 00:50:52,083
You don't think I'd like
to get out some night
or have a nice meal ?
811
00:50:52,117 --> 00:50:54,552
Spend one night not thinkin'
about the girls ?
812
00:50:54,585 --> 00:50:56,721
You know what I did tonight ?
I'll tell you what I did.
813
00:50:56,754 --> 00:50:59,157
I spent it right here...
814
00:50:59,190 --> 00:51:02,727
tryin' to figure out if...
815
00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:07,432
slip-stitchin' or bastin'
is the best way
to put on a sparkly heart.
816
00:51:07,465 --> 00:51:11,202
Because you know what ?
I don't know how.
[ Gasping ]
817
00:51:11,236 --> 00:51:13,404
Judges are gonna
be here tomorrow.
818
00:51:13,438 --> 00:51:16,207
Madison's not gotten
all the way through her song.
819
00:51:16,241 --> 00:51:19,310
The numbers
are all over the place.
Nobody can keep the beat.
820
00:51:22,147 --> 00:51:25,216
And I'm scared to death
that Jency is gonna
drop her baton...
821
00:51:25,250 --> 00:51:27,718
and fry like one of
them Buddhist monks.
822
00:51:27,752 --> 00:51:29,687
There--
823
00:51:32,157 --> 00:51:35,360
I thought this
was a partnership.
824
00:51:37,895 --> 00:51:39,864
You know what I don't see ?
825
00:51:41,632 --> 00:51:44,169
I don't see
no keys to the bank.
826
00:51:44,202 --> 00:51:46,571
Fine, Wayne.
Let's trade.
827
00:51:46,604 --> 00:51:49,474
You come pretend
to be Chappy's life mate.
828
00:51:49,507 --> 00:51:52,243
You explain how you don't...
829
00:51:52,277 --> 00:51:55,746
kiss early in a relationship
'cause you're not
that kind of guy.
830
00:51:55,780 --> 00:51:57,782
So now it's Chappy.
831
00:51:57,815 --> 00:52:02,520
Yes ! Damn it !
It's Chappy !
832
00:52:04,789 --> 00:52:06,657
We're dating !
833
00:52:08,593 --> 00:52:11,229
I gotta get out of here.
834
00:52:11,262 --> 00:52:15,800
Every time we start
to have a nice talk,
you gotta go.
835
00:52:15,833 --> 00:52:19,770
Fine. You know what ?
Maybe I'll just
go do the bank myself.
836
00:52:19,804 --> 00:52:22,373
Okay, Wayne. Go.
837
00:52:22,407 --> 00:52:24,909
You go do it.
You go do the bank.
All right.
838
00:52:26,977 --> 00:52:30,881
First I gotta make
the polka-dotted flowers
for the girls' hats.
839
00:52:38,356 --> 00:52:41,859
[ Joe ]
You're quiet today.
Are you all right ?
840
00:52:41,892 --> 00:52:44,762
Every time
I think about you, I am.
841
00:52:52,537 --> 00:52:56,274
What ?
You're such a surprise.
842
00:52:56,307 --> 00:52:58,709
What do you mean ?
843
00:52:59,910 --> 00:53:03,180
I don't know.
Just a surprise.
844
00:53:05,316 --> 00:53:09,854
Well, I have
to get back to work.
845
00:53:09,887 --> 00:53:12,490
I'll clean up.
Thanks.
846
00:53:15,426 --> 00:53:18,463
Can I see you later ?
It's the last night in town.
847
00:53:18,496 --> 00:53:21,432
I can't.
I'm having company.
How about after ?
848
00:53:21,466 --> 00:53:24,735
It's Glenn, Steven.
849
00:53:24,769 --> 00:53:28,573
"After" will be tomorrow.
Okay.
850
00:53:39,617 --> 00:53:42,420
Well, thanks again
for lunch.
851
00:53:43,954 --> 00:53:46,424
I'll see you.
852
00:54:02,573 --> 00:54:04,675
Oh, David.
Where you been ?
853
00:54:04,709 --> 00:54:07,312
I just woke up.
Where's the girls ?
854
00:54:07,345 --> 00:54:10,515
They're inside
with the judges now.
It's so close.
855
00:54:10,548 --> 00:54:15,520
We're so close this year.
Just once, I'd like
to show those people...
856
00:54:15,553 --> 00:54:18,889
from Pecos and Fort Davis
that we are just as good
as they are.
857
00:54:20,458 --> 00:54:22,960
Sorry.
858
00:54:22,993 --> 00:54:25,763
I think we'll do fine.
859
00:54:25,796 --> 00:54:29,066
You know, I just wanted
to tell you that next year...
860
00:54:29,099 --> 00:54:31,936
you don't need my help,
'cause you done real good.
861
00:54:31,969 --> 00:54:37,675
Well, thanks. Coming from
a professional like yourself,
that means so much.
862
00:54:37,708 --> 00:54:40,411
Yep. Well--
863
00:54:40,445 --> 00:54:44,415
And you are, I must say--
You are fuckin' great !
864
00:54:52,690 --> 00:54:56,761
Don't mean to be rude.
We still have the girls to see
in Fort Davis this afternoon.
865
00:54:56,794 --> 00:55:01,332
Thanks for your hospitality.
Everything looks very festive
for tomorrow.
866
00:55:01,366 --> 00:55:06,471
Oh, here are
the final instructions
for the program...
867
00:55:06,504 --> 00:55:09,807
and your copy
of the contestant list.
868
00:55:09,840 --> 00:55:12,877
Are you telling me
that somebody qualified ?
869
00:55:12,910 --> 00:55:16,447
Ms. Schaefer,
they all qualified.
870
00:55:18,616 --> 00:55:21,619
They all qualified.
871
00:55:21,652 --> 00:55:30,094
**
872
00:55:30,127 --> 00:55:34,499
It zips ! It zips !
[ Yells Triumphantly ]
873
00:55:34,532 --> 00:55:35,966
**
874
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:38,636
[ Man ]
* Trouble
Love trouble *
875
00:55:38,669 --> 00:55:42,072
* Love trouble
Love that trouble *
876
00:55:44,108 --> 00:55:46,944
* Aww, I think we can
do something about that **
877
00:55:48,178 --> 00:55:50,948
** [ Singing Continues,
Indistinct ]
878
00:55:54,585 --> 00:55:56,654
[ Gasping ]
879
00:55:58,556 --> 00:56:00,725
[ Wayne Yells ]
880
00:56:02,126 --> 00:56:03,728
Ow !
881
00:56:06,464 --> 00:56:08,566
Ooh-Ooh.
882
00:56:11,135 --> 00:56:14,872
[ Both Sighing ]
883
00:56:14,905 --> 00:56:20,177
Now, I haven't
had a whole lot of experience,
but you're incredible.
884
00:56:20,210 --> 00:56:25,783
I mean,
considering the fact that
you are h-- homosexual.
885
00:56:25,816 --> 00:56:28,553
Well, that whole gay thing
is just kind of a--
886
00:56:29,654 --> 00:56:32,089
a hobby, really.
887
00:56:32,122 --> 00:56:36,727
I thought you had a lot
of girls' names on you
for a-- for a, you know.
888
00:56:36,761 --> 00:56:39,029
- Who's Jessica ?
- Jessica Lange.
889
00:56:39,063 --> 00:56:42,867
Ah. Who's Jamie ?
890
00:56:42,900 --> 00:56:46,537
Jamie Lee Curtis,
from that movie Trading Places.
891
00:56:46,571 --> 00:56:49,774
Who's this ?
That's not a tattoo.
892
00:56:49,807 --> 00:56:51,809
Oh, my.
893
00:56:53,578 --> 00:56:56,547
[ Train Whistle Blowing ]
894
00:57:18,268 --> 00:57:21,506
Three most romantic
sounds in the world:
895
00:57:21,539 --> 00:57:26,777
plane engine,
a ship's whistle
and a locomotive's horn.
896
00:57:26,811 --> 00:57:29,980
Somebody
once said that.
897
00:57:30,014 --> 00:57:33,618
Or maybe it's
the three loneliest sounds.
I can't remember.
898
00:57:35,252 --> 00:57:38,523
What are you thinkin' about,
out here watchin' freighters
go by ?
899
00:57:38,556 --> 00:57:40,525
Goin'.
900
00:57:42,292 --> 00:57:44,795
[ Sighs ]
901
00:57:44,829 --> 00:57:47,832
I'm always thinkin'
about goin'.
902
00:57:47,865 --> 00:57:51,569
Oh, Lordy, we sure did get
to the gettin' gone part
quick.
903
00:57:56,807 --> 00:58:00,044
- I got something for you.
- Chappy, you shouldn't have.
904
00:58:00,077 --> 00:58:03,480
Go on, now.
It's for luck tomorrow...
905
00:58:06,116 --> 00:58:08,686
and to say thanks.
906
00:58:08,719 --> 00:58:12,557
Thank you for the--
the gift...
907
00:58:12,590 --> 00:58:16,126
that these last days
have been.
908
00:58:16,160 --> 00:58:20,598
You know, I--
I've been thinkin', hell,
Dallas ain't that far.
909
00:58:21,832 --> 00:58:25,202
My schedule's
pretty flexible, and--
910
00:58:25,235 --> 00:58:28,639
[ Stammers ]
911
00:58:28,673 --> 00:58:31,742
We don't need
to talk about that now.
There's time for that later.
912
00:58:31,776 --> 00:58:33,878
Go on. Open it.
913
00:58:38,148 --> 00:58:41,586
It's a rabbit's foot.
I made it. It's for luck.
914
00:58:43,353 --> 00:58:46,156
That come off the only one
you hit that day.
915
00:58:49,994 --> 00:58:53,698
Thank you.
I want you to know,
916
00:58:53,731 --> 00:58:56,166
when you leave--
917
00:58:56,200 --> 00:59:01,105
I know folks around here.
They'll talk about it
for years.
918
00:59:01,138 --> 00:59:04,642
"Remember when them two fellas
came for that beauty
pageant?"
919
00:59:07,978 --> 00:59:11,015
I'll think about you.
920
00:59:11,048 --> 00:59:15,252
I just want to make sure
you got something of me
with you.
921
00:59:47,718 --> 00:59:50,254
[ Beeping ]
922
00:59:52,222 --> 00:59:54,324
[ Winding ]
923
01:00:46,376 --> 01:00:49,046
[ Chattering ]
924
01:01:08,032 --> 01:01:11,235
You want some coffee ?
925
01:01:13,203 --> 01:01:17,041
[ Joe ]
Hang on a second.
I'll be right there.
926
01:01:23,247 --> 01:01:27,084
I didn't mean to be rude.
I just wanted to
get out of that robe.
927
01:01:31,088 --> 01:01:34,258
So, I take it this is your
"I stayed up all night" look...
928
01:01:34,291 --> 01:01:38,929
as opposed to your
"I'll get up early and get
Josephine some breakfast" look.
929
01:01:38,963 --> 01:01:43,500
- That bad, huh ?
- I guess I should be flattered
by your stalking.
930
01:01:43,533 --> 01:01:47,404
There's such a fine line
between stalking
and being attentive,
931
01:01:47,437 --> 01:01:50,474
and I was...
being attentive.
932
01:01:56,847 --> 01:01:58,949
How's Glenn ?
933
01:02:00,217 --> 01:02:04,054
Oh, he's gone.
934
01:02:04,088 --> 01:02:09,026
- Yeah, I saw him leave.
- No, I mean he's "gone" gone.
935
01:02:10,327 --> 01:02:15,165
Yeah. I told him
it was over, and--
936
01:02:15,199 --> 01:02:19,937
[ Sighs ]
He said fine, he wasn't
having that much fun anyway.
937
01:02:19,970 --> 01:02:22,239
Very adult of him.
938
01:02:22,272 --> 01:02:26,844
I mean, I was at least hopin'
for some tears or a tantrum.
939
01:02:26,877 --> 01:02:29,013
Somethin'.
940
01:02:31,248 --> 01:02:34,118
Well,
how 'bout that, huh ?
941
01:02:34,151 --> 01:02:36,453
You all right ?
942
01:02:36,486 --> 01:02:39,223
No.
943
01:02:39,256 --> 01:02:42,459
Which is stupid. I mean,
it's not like anything he said
was such a big surprise.
944
01:02:42,492 --> 01:02:45,495
It's just that--
It's just that...
945
01:02:45,529 --> 01:02:49,399
I had this big speech worked out
about how I didn't want
to be second anymore,
946
01:02:49,433 --> 01:02:55,005
[ Swallowing Words ]
how I wanted a relationship
that felt permanent, you know,
947
01:02:55,039 --> 01:02:58,575
not just... convenient.
948
01:02:58,608 --> 01:03:02,913
And I wanted to be part of
a couple that did things as a--
949
01:03:02,947 --> 01:03:06,116
as a couple, you know ?
950
01:03:06,150 --> 01:03:09,186
I wanted him to talk to me
the way you did, look at me,
951
01:03:09,219 --> 01:03:11,388
pay attention to me
the way you do.
952
01:03:13,557 --> 01:03:15,860
I mean...
953
01:03:17,594 --> 01:03:21,365
that's not too much to ask,
right, that's not too much
to want ?
954
01:03:24,234 --> 01:03:26,203
Joe.
955
01:03:26,236 --> 01:03:28,906
Joe.
956
01:03:28,939 --> 01:03:31,275
[ Sniffling ]
957
01:03:32,309 --> 01:03:34,544
God.
958
01:03:34,578 --> 01:03:36,981
I wish--
959
01:03:42,552 --> 01:03:45,322
[ Sniffles ]
[ Whispers ]
Joe.
960
01:03:52,029 --> 01:03:55,099
You're great.
961
01:03:55,132 --> 01:03:58,435
You are. You're great.
962
01:03:58,468 --> 01:04:02,873
You'll meet somebody.
You're going to meet someone.
963
01:04:02,907 --> 01:04:04,975
Yeah.
964
01:04:06,476 --> 01:04:09,279
And with my luck,
he'll turn out to be gay.
965
01:04:31,969 --> 01:04:35,072
[ Horn Honking,
Tires Screeching ]
[ Man Shouting, Indistinct ]
966
01:04:42,279 --> 01:04:45,983
All right--
All right. Outside.
Let's go.
967
01:04:46,016 --> 01:04:49,954
Hey. You and me,
we ain't talkin'.
968
01:04:49,987 --> 01:04:52,489
I know what
you're doin' here.
It's not right.
969
01:04:52,522 --> 01:04:55,225
Hi there.
970
01:04:55,259 --> 01:04:59,129
Sure lookin' forward
to that pageant this afternoon.
971
01:04:59,163 --> 01:05:04,134
Listen. I am not waitin'
for you to clean this place out
this afternoon, and I get zip.
972
01:05:04,168 --> 01:05:08,138
I'm going to sign
for my other 250, which I've
more than earned, and then--
973
01:05:08,172 --> 01:05:12,076
Good morning, boys.
Piss on you.
I am gone.
974
01:05:12,109 --> 01:05:14,478
Wait, wait.
Two-fifty ?
975
01:05:14,511 --> 01:05:19,483
Saw Liberace one time
in Laughlin. Great show.
He's an all right fella too.
976
01:05:19,516 --> 01:05:23,353
Like y'all, but sittin'
at the far end of that counter,
if you know what I mean.
977
01:05:24,654 --> 01:05:28,092
- Would you excuse us ?
- Oh, sure.
978
01:05:28,125 --> 01:05:32,396
Two-fifty ? You're here
to sign for the other half
of the salary ?
979
01:05:32,429 --> 01:05:35,399
I thought you were
going to rob a bank.
Me ?
I'm not robbing the bank.
980
01:05:35,432 --> 01:05:38,468
You're robbing the bank.
I'm not robbing the bank !
981
01:05:39,769 --> 01:05:42,472
It was your idea.
982
01:05:42,506 --> 01:05:47,444
Yeah, it was my idea,
but now it's not--
I think I'm falling in love.
983
01:05:49,146 --> 01:05:52,149
With the sheriff
or the banker ?
984
01:05:53,617 --> 01:05:55,552
With Joe.
985
01:05:57,621 --> 01:06:01,625
- Bad luck.
- Boys, in case no one else
got around to telling you,
986
01:06:01,658 --> 01:06:05,095
we sure do appreciate
what y'all done around here.
987
01:06:05,129 --> 01:06:08,232
Well, that's it.
See you both at the show.
988
01:06:11,735 --> 01:06:14,604
Hey, you've
done a good job, Wayne.
989
01:06:16,106 --> 01:06:18,775
Better'n I could've done
with those kids.
990
01:06:18,808 --> 01:06:22,179
You're a good partner.
You take my share.
991
01:06:22,212 --> 01:06:25,315
It's time for me to go.
992
01:06:25,349 --> 01:06:29,119
Buenos dias, girls. I got
my new car parked outside.
993
01:06:29,153 --> 01:06:31,755
Y'all want
to come look at it ?
994
01:06:31,788 --> 01:06:34,058
[ Woman ]
Next.
995
01:06:35,692 --> 01:06:39,596
[ Bob ]
Ain't life funny ?
Us back together again.
996
01:06:39,629 --> 01:06:43,167
Kind of like a Kodak commercial.
Imagine my surprise...
997
01:06:43,200 --> 01:06:46,103
when I come up out of my hole
where I've been waitin'
for things to cool off,
998
01:06:46,136 --> 01:06:50,374
and who do I see
in my bank ?
999
01:06:50,407 --> 01:06:53,543
Goat boy's girlfriend here.
1000
01:06:53,577 --> 01:06:57,681
So tell me, girlfriend,
tell me about your plan
to get my money.
1001
01:06:57,714 --> 01:07:00,150
Or we can do my plan,
1002
01:07:00,184 --> 01:07:04,354
but I always figure
killin' a bunch of people
makes for a slower getaway.
1003
01:07:04,388 --> 01:07:07,324
- All right.
I'll give you the combo.
- Whoo. Hey. Alarm.
1004
01:07:07,357 --> 01:07:10,794
- Thank you, Wayne.
- What about that ?
1005
01:07:10,827 --> 01:07:13,763
- Don't worry about the alarm.
I'll cut the alarm.
- If it's on a reset switch,
1006
01:07:13,797 --> 01:07:16,166
it'll start before you--
1007
01:07:17,734 --> 01:07:20,670
- What about that ?
- It'll be on for a second
or two.
1008
01:07:20,704 --> 01:07:23,307
I'll coordinate
the break-in with...
1009
01:07:23,340 --> 01:07:25,809
something loud.
1010
01:07:25,842 --> 01:07:29,446
- What's loud ?
- Well, when my girls
come onstage,
1011
01:07:29,479 --> 01:07:32,416
that entrance music
is pretty loud.
1012
01:07:32,449 --> 01:07:34,718
- [ Inaudible ]
- [ Woman ] David !
- How you doin' ?
1013
01:07:37,421 --> 01:07:41,125
- Quarter of 4:00.
- Okay. 3:45, I cut the alarm.
1014
01:07:41,158 --> 01:07:43,393
Then you're on your own.
1015
01:07:43,427 --> 01:07:47,131
[ Wayne ]
How long has he been in there ?
[ Harry ] Hmm ?
1016
01:07:47,164 --> 01:07:51,235
In the bathroom. How long do
you think he's been in there ?
What's it matter ?
1017
01:07:51,268 --> 01:07:56,606
I would-- I was thinkin' if
he has the cramps or somethin',
we could surprise him.
1018
01:07:56,640 --> 01:07:59,709
What are you going to do ?
Jump him in the can ?
I can take him.
1019
01:07:59,743 --> 01:08:02,712
No, you can't.
I think I can take him.
1020
01:08:02,746 --> 01:08:05,249
Wayne, I hate
to be the one to tell you this,
but you're a lousy fighter.
1021
01:08:05,282 --> 01:08:08,852
Well, at least
I ain't actin' like
a pee-waddlin' hound...
1022
01:08:08,885 --> 01:08:11,388
handin' out
the combination
of my girlfriend's bank.
1023
01:08:11,421 --> 01:08:15,425
I am not helping him.
1024
01:08:15,459 --> 01:08:18,662
All right.
I am helping him.
1025
01:08:18,695 --> 01:08:22,232
But it's better this way.
No one gets hurt.
[ Toilet Flushing ]
1026
01:08:23,900 --> 01:08:26,636
You should've seen it.
Lifted me right off the seat.
1027
01:08:26,670 --> 01:08:29,773
I could've
named it Flipper.
1028
01:08:29,806 --> 01:08:34,144
Hey, you both look
que bonita, just like
everything's normal.
1029
01:08:34,178 --> 01:08:36,480
That's good.
[ Knocking ]
1030
01:08:36,513 --> 01:08:39,183
Steven, it's me,
Chappy.
1031
01:08:39,216 --> 01:08:41,651
Who's Chappy ?
1032
01:08:41,685 --> 01:08:44,188
The sheriff.
1033
01:08:44,221 --> 01:08:47,157
You get
rid of him right quick,
or else I will.
1034
01:08:48,192 --> 01:08:50,760
Getting dressed !
Just a second !
1035
01:08:55,499 --> 01:08:59,536
Hey, Chappy. Hey.
Hey, you.
1036
01:08:59,569 --> 01:09:02,506
I wasn't trying to catch you
with just your drawers on.
I promise.
1037
01:09:04,574 --> 01:09:07,477
- Hey, David.
- How are you ?
1038
01:09:10,414 --> 01:09:14,484
I thought I'd
stop and visit for a bit
before the festivities begin.
1039
01:09:14,518 --> 01:09:17,487
I got a line
on some transportation for you.
1040
01:09:17,521 --> 01:09:20,690
It ain't pretty, but it'll
get you where you're goin'.
1041
01:09:23,927 --> 01:09:26,896
I-- I'm sorry.
Am I interrupting something ?
1042
01:09:26,930 --> 01:09:28,932
Yeah. You sort of are
right now.
1043
01:09:28,965 --> 01:09:31,968
Oh, I'm sorry,
Steven, I'm--
1044
01:09:32,001 --> 01:09:35,839
Think I'm bein' a little selfish
right now, and it's your
last day in town and all,
1045
01:09:35,872 --> 01:09:39,876
and I'm tryin' to fit in
as much time as I possibly can.
1046
01:09:41,445 --> 01:09:44,581
Me and the boys
were fixin' up your R.V. there.
1047
01:09:44,614 --> 01:09:47,217
We're going
to tow it to El Paso.
I think we can--
1048
01:09:47,251 --> 01:09:49,653
Chappy, I need you to go.
1049
01:09:49,686 --> 01:09:52,722
I can stay out of your way here
till you're done.
1050
01:09:52,756 --> 01:09:56,593
I-I don't want you
in here right now, okay ?
1051
01:09:56,626 --> 01:09:58,695
Of course.
1052
01:09:58,728 --> 01:10:01,598
Sure. All right.
1053
01:10:01,631 --> 01:10:04,601
We still going to sit together
during the show, right ?
1054
01:10:04,634 --> 01:10:07,237
No. No, I don't think so.
1055
01:10:07,271 --> 01:10:10,574
- What ? What are you
talkin' about ?
- Will you just go away ?
1056
01:10:10,607 --> 01:10:13,443
I don't want to sit
with you tonight. I don't want
to see you back here again.
1057
01:10:13,477 --> 01:10:16,746
I don't want you
looking for me after the show.
1058
01:10:16,780 --> 01:10:20,216
- Steven, if there's something
I've done--
- Here.
1059
01:10:21,351 --> 01:10:25,355
No.
I must've
been out of my mind.
1060
01:10:25,389 --> 01:10:30,394
Wastin' my time
with some redneck,
hick sheriff...
1061
01:10:30,427 --> 01:10:34,230
with bug eyes
and two left feet.
1062
01:10:39,569 --> 01:10:41,938
Just leave me alone.
1063
01:10:55,419 --> 01:10:59,323
It's nice my new amigo
is so concerned
about his friends.
1064
01:10:59,356 --> 01:11:02,258
Means I don't have to worry
about how this is going
to go down.
1065
01:11:06,930 --> 01:11:09,766
[ Sniffs ]
Let's do it.
1066
01:11:09,799 --> 01:11:12,869
** [ Organ ]
[ Chattering ]
1067
01:11:23,012 --> 01:11:25,014
All right.
1068
01:11:27,050 --> 01:11:29,819
[ All Chattering ]
1069
01:11:48,405 --> 01:11:50,940
- Hi.
- Hi.
1070
01:11:50,974 --> 01:11:53,643
Okay, everyone,
I hope we're all ready.
1071
01:11:53,677 --> 01:11:56,580
Come on. Come on.
Come here.
1072
01:11:58,415 --> 01:12:02,051
Okay. Do you think
we should pray ?
1073
01:12:02,085 --> 01:12:07,056
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
Why don't you go ahead ?
1074
01:12:10,560 --> 01:12:14,931
All right.
Bow your heads.
1075
01:12:14,964 --> 01:12:18,034
What about hold hands ?
1076
01:12:18,067 --> 01:12:21,538
- All right. Let's hold hands.
- Okay.
1077
01:12:22,706 --> 01:12:24,741
Okay, God,
1078
01:12:24,774 --> 01:12:27,043
just...
1079
01:12:27,076 --> 01:12:29,879
want you to look down
on these girls here.
1080
01:12:29,913 --> 01:12:34,017
They're like little flowers,
and the rain you send 'em...
1081
01:12:34,050 --> 01:12:37,454
got to be gentle and sweet.
1082
01:12:37,487 --> 01:12:40,990
We come to you today,
and we ask you to just...
1083
01:12:41,024 --> 01:12:43,560
help 'em--
1084
01:12:43,593 --> 01:12:47,063
help us grab this pageant
by the balls and rip 'em off.
1085
01:12:48,798 --> 01:12:51,568
I mean, if those judges
don't like us, then screw 'em.
1086
01:12:51,601 --> 01:12:56,873
These girls here--
they're talented,
they're pretty.
1087
01:12:56,906 --> 01:12:59,976
And if those judges
say anything different,
1088
01:13:00,009 --> 01:13:03,580
then I hope
that on Judgment Day...
1089
01:13:03,613 --> 01:13:06,983
you put their asses
through a meat grinder.
1090
01:13:09,953 --> 01:13:12,556
Amen.
Amen !
1091
01:13:12,589 --> 01:13:15,058
Amen.
[ Woman ]
It's show time, folks !
1092
01:13:15,091 --> 01:13:18,094
- Let's go !
- Good luck ! Break a leg !
Not really.
1093
01:13:18,127 --> 01:13:21,531
** [ Organ: Continues ]
1094
01:13:21,565 --> 01:13:24,400
All right.
Break an egg.
1095
01:13:32,241 --> 01:13:35,679
- [ Man ]
Yeah !
- Ladies and gentlemen.
1096
01:13:35,712 --> 01:13:38,482
[ Audio Feedback ]
1097
01:13:38,515 --> 01:13:41,451
Straight from
the big bend of Texas,
1098
01:13:41,485 --> 01:13:45,088
your nominees
for Little Miss Fresh-Squeezed.
1099
01:13:45,121 --> 01:13:47,223
[ All Cheering ]
1100
01:13:47,256 --> 01:13:51,495
** [ Country Instrumental ]
[ Man ]
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo !
1101
01:13:51,528 --> 01:13:53,530
All right !
1102
01:13:53,563 --> 01:13:58,067
Welcome to Happy.
Welcome.
1103
01:13:58,101 --> 01:14:02,672
Where we are more than
happy to be hosting
the 18th Annual...
1104
01:14:02,706 --> 01:14:06,075
Little Miss Fresh-Squeezed
preteen talent competition.
1105
01:14:06,109 --> 01:14:11,581
Ninety-seven girls
from 13 communities...
1106
01:14:11,615 --> 01:14:15,118
competing for a chance
to represent their hometown
at the state pageant...
1107
01:14:15,151 --> 01:14:17,687
in Dallas next month.
1108
01:14:19,088 --> 01:14:22,025
[ People Cheering,
Chattering ]
1109
01:14:29,032 --> 01:14:31,701
What's going on ?
No matter what,
remember: 3:45.
1110
01:14:31,735 --> 01:14:34,871
3:45.
[ Grunts ]
1111
01:14:48,251 --> 01:14:50,520
Hey. Oh.
1112
01:14:58,562 --> 01:15:02,265
[ Ringing ]
Speak.
1113
01:15:02,298 --> 01:15:04,568
* This little light
of mine *
1114
01:15:04,601 --> 01:15:06,670
* I'm going
to let it shine *
1115
01:15:06,703 --> 01:15:11,307
* This little light of mine
I'm going to let it shine *
1116
01:15:11,340 --> 01:15:15,845
* This little light of mine
I'm going to let it shine *
1117
01:15:15,879 --> 01:15:18,882
* Let it shine
Let it shine
Let it shine **
1118
01:15:18,915 --> 01:15:21,751
[ Audience Cheering ]
1119
01:15:24,888 --> 01:15:27,624
Well, you do--
[ Clearing Throat ]
1120
01:15:27,657 --> 01:15:32,028
That's why-- Good news.
The Del Rio girls
haven't shown up,
1121
01:15:32,061 --> 01:15:34,764
so the Happy Girls
are going to go onstage
early.
1122
01:15:34,798 --> 01:15:37,601
I thought maybe we could
go back to my place.
1123
01:15:37,634 --> 01:15:41,838
Go-- That would be-- What ?
We could go back
to my place.
1124
01:15:41,871 --> 01:15:45,875
Wait. Happy Girls
aren't supposed to go on
till quarter to 4:00.
1125
01:15:45,909 --> 01:15:49,613
We're 15 minutes early.
Oh.
1126
01:15:49,646 --> 01:15:52,582
David. David.
No, David.
[ Gasping ]
1127
01:15:53,950 --> 01:15:56,285
[ People Cheering ]
1128
01:15:59,355 --> 01:16:01,791
Hi-ho.
1129
01:16:01,825 --> 01:16:06,129
[ Grunts ]
You know, this reminds me
of a story.
1130
01:16:11,334 --> 01:16:14,604
[ Woman Over Police Radio,
Indistinct ]
Well, I'll be dipped.
1131
01:16:14,638 --> 01:16:16,205
[ Ripping ]
1132
01:16:18,341 --> 01:16:23,379
Hey, Alton, get a map,
get ahold of the SWAT boys
and get your best body armor.
1133
01:16:23,412 --> 01:16:25,615
Yes, sir.
We have been invited
to a party.
1134
01:16:25,649 --> 01:16:27,383
[ Officer ]
Call the local boy.
Tell him what's up.
1135
01:16:27,416 --> 01:16:29,352
[ Ringing ]
1136
01:16:30,854 --> 01:16:33,823
[ Ringing Continues ]
1137
01:16:38,762 --> 01:16:41,631
[ Chappy Crying ]
1138
01:16:59,916 --> 01:17:02,752
[ Panting ]
1139
01:17:32,381 --> 01:17:35,051
- * Way out west
- * Old Dan Tucker
1140
01:17:35,084 --> 01:17:38,321
- * Pop some corn
- * Old Dan Tucker *
1141
01:17:38,354 --> 01:17:42,959
- We got to go.
- Hey, I am in the middle
of a song here.
1142
01:17:42,992 --> 01:17:46,763
- Well, our plans
have been changed.
- [ Woman ] Hey. Come on.
1143
01:17:46,796 --> 01:17:49,899
Please trust me.
Get us a car.
1144
01:17:57,040 --> 01:18:01,210
[ Miss Schaefer Over P.A. ]
I could not be prouder today
to introduce to you...
1145
01:18:01,244 --> 01:18:03,212
the Happy Girls.
1146
01:18:03,246 --> 01:18:06,082
** [ Upbeat Instrumental ]
1147
01:18:07,951 --> 01:18:10,987
[ Glass Breaking ]
[ Alarm Sounding ]
1148
01:18:15,524 --> 01:18:20,263
[ Wayne ] What the hell
are we doing here ?
The alarm is in Chappy's office.
1149
01:18:25,501 --> 01:18:28,004
[ Man ]
Whoo !
1150
01:18:28,037 --> 01:18:31,107
- [ Alarm Continues, Shuts Off ]
- Okay !
1151
01:18:37,947 --> 01:18:40,917
Enough. I consider
the bank robbed,
the town safe.
1152
01:18:40,950 --> 01:18:44,053
- It's time to go.
- Come on. Where are they ?
1153
01:18:44,087 --> 01:18:46,022
- Who ?
- Texas marshals.
1154
01:18:49,125 --> 01:18:52,328
- You saw Texas marshals
out there ?
- No.
1155
01:18:52,361 --> 01:18:56,132
Oh, Jesus. You scared me.
For a minute there,
I thought we were in trouble.
1156
01:18:56,165 --> 01:18:58,334
- They should be here by now.
- No, see,
1157
01:18:58,367 --> 01:19:01,204
if they responded to alarms,
which they don't--
1158
01:19:01,237 --> 01:19:06,075
- I called them.
- Jesus on a crutch !
What the--
1159
01:19:06,109 --> 01:19:09,946
I couldn't let him
have Joe's bank.
I can't let Bob do that.
1160
01:19:09,979 --> 01:19:13,549
They're here.
I think it's time we go.
1161
01:19:13,582 --> 01:19:16,285
Thank you.
1162
01:19:21,490 --> 01:19:24,227
No.
1163
01:19:24,260 --> 01:19:26,129
Joe, don't !
1164
01:19:27,396 --> 01:19:29,332
Joe !
1165
01:19:31,234 --> 01:19:35,238
[ Alton ]
No, you got to hit
Farm Market Road 2448.
1166
01:19:35,271 --> 01:19:41,210
South to Happy.
Great googly moogly.
What is goin' on now ?
1167
01:19:41,244 --> 01:19:45,114
- [ Bob ]
Look who's here, mija.
- [ Joe Grunts ]
1168
01:19:45,148 --> 01:19:47,984
- Joe.
- He's talkin' to you.
1169
01:19:48,017 --> 01:19:50,486
Steven.
That's enough.
1170
01:19:50,519 --> 01:19:55,258
I put four of 'em inside.
Let's assume the woman
is a civilian.
1171
01:19:55,291 --> 01:19:58,061
You let me know
when one of you boys
got a clear shot.
1172
01:19:58,094 --> 01:20:00,229
[ Men Chattering ]
1173
01:20:00,263 --> 01:20:02,966
[ Bob ]
You know what I don't figure,
goat boy ?
1174
01:20:02,999 --> 01:20:07,303
Either you're here for the cut,
in which case I'd just as soon
shoot you,
1175
01:20:07,336 --> 01:20:09,939
or maybe you've come
for mi nov here.
1176
01:20:09,973 --> 01:20:13,576
You don't have to hurt her, Bob.
Hurting her is not
part of the deal.
1177
01:20:15,311 --> 01:20:17,813
[ Crying ]
1178
01:20:21,184 --> 01:20:23,119
Huh.
1179
01:20:33,129 --> 01:20:35,498
[ Grunting ]
1180
01:20:45,208 --> 01:20:48,311
[ Bob ]
You stand real still.
You hold this.
1181
01:20:50,479 --> 01:20:52,615
- I'm going to have to ask you
for your gun.
- Gun ?
1182
01:20:52,648 --> 01:20:55,518
[ Scoffs ]
Amateurs.
1183
01:20:55,551 --> 01:20:58,421
[ Alton ]
Got an unidentified
on the street.
1184
01:21:01,690 --> 01:21:04,193
[ Marshal ]
Did anybody get ahold
of the local ?
1185
01:21:04,227 --> 01:21:08,097
Bob, we had a deal.
You take the money.
1186
01:21:08,131 --> 01:21:11,134
I'm warning you.
1187
01:21:11,167 --> 01:21:14,637
- That's all you're
taking out of here.
- You're warning me ?
1188
01:21:14,670 --> 01:21:17,340
- You are one dumb peon.
- [ Grunts ]
1189
01:21:20,576 --> 01:21:23,913
- [ Yells ]
- [ Marshal ]
Shots fired ! Shots fired !
1190
01:21:23,947 --> 01:21:26,615
[ Men Yelling ]
1191
01:21:26,649 --> 01:21:29,385
[ Marshal ]
I got him !
1192
01:21:29,418 --> 01:21:33,556
-Could you tell your boy to
cease fire before he kills us ?
-Cease fire ! Cease fire !
1193
01:21:33,589 --> 01:21:36,926
[ Gasping ]
1194
01:21:47,736 --> 01:21:51,240
Sir, we got us
an officer in there.
What are we going to do ?
1195
01:21:51,274 --> 01:21:55,611
Admire him, son.
That is one big-dicked cop.
1196
01:21:55,644 --> 01:21:58,381
- [ Gasping ]
- [ Gasping ]
1197
01:22:00,149 --> 01:22:02,051
[ Grunts ]
1198
01:22:06,455 --> 01:22:11,094
- Officer down !
- Holy hell ! Somebody
kill me one of them bastards !
1199
01:22:11,127 --> 01:22:14,497
- [ Joe Gasping ]
- [ Bob Grunting ]
1200
01:22:23,639 --> 01:22:25,641
Come on, lover.
1201
01:22:25,674 --> 01:22:28,511
[ Gasping ]
Oh, Jesus.
1202
01:22:31,547 --> 01:22:35,484
Well, here's a surprise.
You all right ?
1203
01:22:35,518 --> 01:22:40,323
Don't you worry about me.
I've been hurt worse today.
1204
01:22:40,356 --> 01:22:42,591
Oh, Chappy.
1205
01:22:42,625 --> 01:22:45,161
Chappy.
1206
01:22:45,194 --> 01:22:49,999
I want you to know,
I'm not trying to rob the bank.
1207
01:22:50,033 --> 01:22:54,270
That's good to know.
I'd hate to think I got shot
trying to stop a bank robbery.
1208
01:22:54,303 --> 01:22:56,572
You going to be okay ?
1209
01:23:00,143 --> 01:23:02,645
I think
I can take him.
1210
01:23:04,680 --> 01:23:07,416
I'm a bit confused.
1211
01:23:07,450 --> 01:23:10,153
- [ Joe Grunting ]
Ow.
- [ Bob Grunting ]
1212
01:23:12,321 --> 01:23:15,158
I love small towns.
Ow.
1213
01:23:20,796 --> 01:23:23,632
Hey, get in !
1214
01:23:25,834 --> 01:23:28,771
Damn it !
1215
01:23:28,804 --> 01:23:31,274
[ Wayne ]
What now ?
1216
01:23:31,307 --> 01:23:34,077
- Hit the brakes !
- [ Tires Screeching ]
1217
01:23:34,110 --> 01:23:36,245
[ Joe Grunts ]
Ohh. Ow.
1218
01:23:37,513 --> 01:23:41,150
You stay here
with the local.
1219
01:23:44,720 --> 01:23:47,723
- [ Tires Screeching ]
- Whoa !
- [ Wayne ] He's shooting !
1220
01:23:47,756 --> 01:23:50,359
- Turn !
- Hey !
1221
01:23:50,393 --> 01:23:52,328
Jesus on a cracker !
1222
01:23:54,563 --> 01:23:56,632
[ Marshal ]
We are in pursuit of
a late-model tow truck...
1223
01:23:56,665 --> 01:23:59,102
pulling an early-model
recreational vehicle.
1224
01:23:59,135 --> 01:24:02,205
We're traveling east
on... Farm Road.
1225
01:24:02,238 --> 01:24:05,108
Uh, Farm Road--
Farm Road, uh--
1226
01:24:05,141 --> 01:24:07,710
[ Chappy Over Radio ]
1832, but you don't
want to go that way.
1227
01:24:07,743 --> 01:24:11,847
1832 makes a big,
lazy loop east.
1228
01:24:11,880 --> 01:24:17,620
Instead, you fellas
oughta take 2886 south,
and I'll head 'em to you.
1229
01:24:19,488 --> 01:24:22,125
- I'm going to try
to get up there !
- Ely,
1230
01:24:22,158 --> 01:24:24,093
you still workin'
that east parcel ?
1231
01:24:24,127 --> 01:24:28,231
- Hey, Chappy.
- I need a favor.
1232
01:24:28,264 --> 01:24:31,400
You mind drivin' ? I'm feelin'
a little light-headed.
1233
01:24:31,434 --> 01:24:34,703
Look ! Shooting them
is not going to make this truck
go any faster.
1234
01:24:34,737 --> 01:24:37,240
But dumpin' 'em will. Now,
I want you to take the wheel.
1235
01:24:38,607 --> 01:24:40,809
- [ Harry ]
Joe !
- Steven !
1236
01:24:40,843 --> 01:24:45,148
- What are you doing ?
- Trying to save you !
1237
01:24:45,181 --> 01:24:48,251
Well, cut it out !
I'm trying to save you !
1238
01:24:48,284 --> 01:24:50,386
- [ Tire Blows ]
- [ Yelping ]
1239
01:24:50,419 --> 01:24:52,755
If I don't kill you first.
1240
01:24:53,922 --> 01:24:56,725
Tractor !
1241
01:24:56,759 --> 01:25:00,129
- [ Bob ]
Watch it !
- [ Yells ]
1242
01:25:00,163 --> 01:25:03,232
[ Both Yelling ]
1243
01:25:06,269 --> 01:25:09,172
[ Bob ]
Go ! Go ! Go !
1244
01:25:13,309 --> 01:25:15,711
[ Both Gasping, Grunting ]
1245
01:25:17,580 --> 01:25:21,284
- [ Shrieks ]
- [ Bob ]
Beautiful. Cops everywhere.
1246
01:25:21,317 --> 01:25:24,753
- Pull in there !
- [ Joe ]
Oh, no. Not the pageant.
1247
01:25:28,224 --> 01:25:31,194
[ Audience Applauding ]
1248
01:25:31,227 --> 01:25:33,796
[ Siren Wailing ]
1249
01:25:34,863 --> 01:25:37,600
[ Joe ]
Oh !
[ Harry Grunts ]
1250
01:25:37,633 --> 01:25:42,505
- So there !
- Hey, the light is green !
1251
01:25:42,538 --> 01:25:45,741
Oh ! Hey ! Ha !
1252
01:25:45,774 --> 01:25:48,611
[ Joe ]
Ow.
[ Harry Grunting ]
1253
01:25:48,644 --> 01:25:50,879
Adios, amigo !
1254
01:25:52,648 --> 01:25:55,384
You all right ?
He hurt you ?
1255
01:25:56,452 --> 01:25:58,487
[ Gasping ]
1256
01:25:58,521 --> 01:26:02,758
[ People Screaming ]
1257
01:26:02,791 --> 01:26:05,528
- [ Officer ]
Move, move, move !
- Hold your fire.
1258
01:26:05,561 --> 01:26:07,696
Hold your fire !
Hold your fire !
That's real nice.
1259
01:26:07,730 --> 01:26:11,234
-What we got here is an
old-fashioned Mexican standoff.
-[ Yelling ]
1260
01:26:12,435 --> 01:26:15,971
[ Screaming, Grunting ]
1261
01:26:16,004 --> 01:26:18,741
- Don't you ever
talk to me like that.
- [ Grunts ]
1262
01:26:18,774 --> 01:26:20,743
Sic him !
1263
01:26:22,678 --> 01:26:25,648
[ Grunting ]
1264
01:26:31,787 --> 01:26:35,758
You guys are good.
You're fast.
1265
01:26:35,791 --> 01:26:39,928
I don't know what I run a 40.
Phew. In those shoes--
1266
01:26:39,962 --> 01:26:43,332
[ Muttering ]
You guys are really good.
1267
01:26:44,867 --> 01:26:47,436
- [ Yelling ]
- [ Bob Grunting ]
1268
01:26:47,470 --> 01:26:52,508
- That was for my girls !
- Hog-tie that convict prick !
1269
01:26:54,777 --> 01:26:57,680
[ Man ]
What was that all about ?
1270
01:26:57,713 --> 01:26:59,648
[ Grunts ]
1271
01:27:05,388 --> 01:27:09,425
Escaped bank-robbing convict,
and I'm dancin' with him.
1272
01:27:11,360 --> 01:27:15,798
You know what they call that
in my line of work ?
Retirement.
1273
01:27:17,500 --> 01:27:20,703
Chappy, uh,
I never meant--
1274
01:27:20,736 --> 01:27:22,971
Yeah, but you did.
1275
01:27:34,082 --> 01:27:37,453
That's what
life's for, right ?
1276
01:27:37,486 --> 01:27:39,888
Finding out ?
1277
01:27:49,332 --> 01:27:52,301
[ Groaning ]
1278
01:27:52,335 --> 01:27:54,803
Okay.
1279
01:28:11,387 --> 01:28:13,522
Sheriff Dent ?
1280
01:28:14,757 --> 01:28:17,560
I just want
to shake your hand.
1281
01:28:17,593 --> 01:28:20,763
I wish there were more men
like you in law enforcement.
1282
01:28:20,796 --> 01:28:23,799
You're one big-dicked cop.
1283
01:28:24,900 --> 01:28:27,670
Thank you.
1284
01:28:39,515 --> 01:28:41,884
Oh, my God ! David.
1285
01:28:41,917 --> 01:28:44,920
Miss Schaefer,
don't you worry about a thing.
1286
01:28:44,953 --> 01:28:47,356
[ Panting ]
Okay. I love you.
1287
01:28:47,390 --> 01:28:49,658
[ Girls Crying ]
[ Crying ]
I love you too, David.
1288
01:28:49,692 --> 01:28:53,061
Maddy ! Maddy, I'm sorry.
I'm not going to be able...
1289
01:28:53,095 --> 01:28:55,831
to hear your whole song,
all right ?
1290
01:28:55,864 --> 01:29:00,369
I think you're a great kid !
I like you a lot !
1291
01:29:00,403 --> 01:29:02,671
Maddy !
1292
01:29:02,705 --> 01:29:07,943
Maddy ! Remember
to keep the beat !
1293
01:29:07,976 --> 01:29:13,048
And at the beginning,
start soft. Start soft.
1294
01:29:13,081 --> 01:29:15,918
** [ Humming "Oh So Quiet" ]
1295
01:29:18,821 --> 01:29:20,923
** [ Continues Humming ]
1296
01:29:22,190 --> 01:29:25,060
** [ Humming Softly ]
1297
01:29:35,704 --> 01:29:38,407
** [ Stops Humming ]
1298
01:29:38,441 --> 01:29:42,478
** [ Loudspeaker: "Oh So Quiet"
Instrumental ]
1299
01:29:42,511 --> 01:29:44,447
* Shh
1300
01:29:55,123 --> 01:29:57,560
* Shh
1301
01:29:59,828 --> 01:30:03,966
* It's oh so quiet
1302
01:30:07,102 --> 01:30:09,938
* It's oh so still
1303
01:30:13,609 --> 01:30:16,745
* You're all alone
1304
01:30:16,779 --> 01:30:21,149
Miss Schaefer !
I love you, Miss Schaefer !
1305
01:30:21,183 --> 01:30:25,754
Doreen.
You can call me Doreen.
1306
01:30:25,788 --> 01:30:29,658
You could call me Wayne.
1307
01:30:29,692 --> 01:30:32,828
Look. Look here what
I done for you, sweetheart.
1308
01:30:36,499 --> 01:30:40,002
Oh, Wayne.
1309
01:30:40,035 --> 01:30:43,906
- Wayne.
- What's wrong, sugar darling ?
1310
01:30:46,709 --> 01:30:49,478
Look what I've done.
1311
01:30:49,512 --> 01:30:51,847
[ Chuckles ]
1312
01:30:57,252 --> 01:30:59,855
I love that woman.
1313
01:31:02,257 --> 01:31:06,461
* And so peaceful until
1314
01:31:07,963 --> 01:31:11,867
* You ring a bell
Bam, bam *
1315
01:31:11,900 --> 01:31:15,237
* Shout, you yell
Hi, ho, ho *
1316
01:31:15,270 --> 01:31:18,707
* You broke the spell
1317
01:31:18,741 --> 01:31:22,010
* Gee, this is swell
You almost have a fit *
1318
01:31:22,044 --> 01:31:24,012
* This guy is gorge
and I got hit *
1319
01:31:24,046 --> 01:31:26,949
* There's no mistake
This is it *
1320
01:31:26,982 --> 01:31:31,053
* Till it's over
and then *
1321
01:31:34,723 --> 01:31:38,260
* It's nice and quiet
1322
01:31:38,293 --> 01:31:40,863
* Shh, shh
1323
01:31:40,896 --> 01:31:44,166
* But soon again
1324
01:31:48,236 --> 01:31:50,839
** [ Continues,
Indistinct ]
1325
01:32:02,851 --> 01:32:05,153
You look good.
1326
01:32:05,187 --> 01:32:08,857
There are very few things
that I remember about my mother,
1327
01:32:08,891 --> 01:32:11,660
but I do remember
her telling me,
1328
01:32:11,694 --> 01:32:15,330
"Look out for boys.
They have a way about 'em.
1329
01:32:15,363 --> 01:32:19,267
Make you feel like
fine crystal one minute,
an old penny the next."
1330
01:32:20,869 --> 01:32:24,072
I didn't come down here for you.
I came for me.
1331
01:32:26,208 --> 01:32:30,345
I just want to know.
All that time we were together,
all those things you said.
1332
01:32:30,378 --> 01:32:34,082
Were they just so
you could get into my bank ?
1333
01:32:41,089 --> 01:32:45,193
Joe, Joe. Please, Joe, wait.
Joe, I've been a screwup
my whole life,
1334
01:32:45,227 --> 01:32:48,196
and I never
thought twice about it,
even in prison, not until you.
1335
01:32:48,230 --> 01:32:52,167
You make me think about it.
Don't make me come after you.
1336
01:32:52,200 --> 01:32:55,203
They'll shoot me.
1337
01:32:59,274 --> 01:33:02,845
My life up till now
has been very fuzzy.
1338
01:33:02,878 --> 01:33:06,749
Now the difference
between what is truth
and what is not truth...
1339
01:33:06,782 --> 01:33:09,785
has been a problem for me.
1340
01:33:09,818 --> 01:33:12,921
Joe, there is nothing...
1341
01:33:12,955 --> 01:33:17,159
fuzzy about
what I feel for you.
1342
01:33:20,128 --> 01:33:23,398
You know, you spoke better
when you were gay.
1343
01:33:23,431 --> 01:33:27,369
I want you to know,
if you think it'll help,
I'm willing to try that.
1344
01:33:27,402 --> 01:33:29,772
Please don't.
1345
01:33:29,805 --> 01:33:31,974
Will you forgive me ?
1346
01:33:32,007 --> 01:33:36,712
Not right now, no,
but I've got three to five
to think about it, don't I ?
1347
01:33:38,681 --> 01:33:41,884
Good behavior,
out in 22 months.
1348
01:33:41,917 --> 01:33:44,753
- You think you're capable
of good behavior ?
- If you give me the chance,
1349
01:33:44,787 --> 01:33:46,989
I could be very, very good.
1350
01:33:49,825 --> 01:33:51,927
Perfect.
1351
01:33:51,960 --> 01:33:56,031
* You blow a fuse
Zing, boom *
1352
01:33:56,064 --> 01:33:59,868
* The devil cuts loose
Zing, boom *
1353
01:33:59,902 --> 01:34:03,038
* So what's the use
Wow, bam *
1354
01:34:03,071 --> 01:34:05,908
* Of falling in love
1355
01:34:08,276 --> 01:34:11,880
* The sky caves in
The devil cuts loose *
1356
01:34:11,914 --> 01:34:14,683
* You blow, blow, blow, blow
1357
01:34:14,717 --> 01:34:18,220
* Blow your fuse
[ All Scream ]
1358
01:34:18,253 --> 01:34:20,989
* When you're falling in love
1359
01:34:27,996 --> 01:34:29,397
* Shh *
1360
01:34:37,439 --> 01:34:41,476
[ Woman ]
* Cute butt, sexy eyes
1361
01:34:41,509 --> 01:34:45,213
* Tall and dark
I know what I like *
1362
01:34:45,247 --> 01:34:49,317
* Heart of gold
[ Continues, Indistinct ]
[ Steven ] Yes, yes. I'm here.
1363
01:34:49,351 --> 01:34:52,855
[ Whimpering ] I want to report
a stolen recreational vehicle.
1364
01:34:52,888 --> 01:34:56,124
Very expensive. Brand-new.
Very expensive.
And I'm very upset.
1365
01:34:56,158 --> 01:35:00,062
It's brand-new. It is
brand-new, and I'm very upset.
1366
01:35:00,095 --> 01:35:02,765
Yes, I will. I will.
1367
01:35:02,798 --> 01:35:04,867
Okay, he is transferring
me to a detective.
Oh, Christ.
1368
01:35:04,900 --> 01:35:09,004
I wish you would stop talkin'
and yappin' away when I'm tryin'
to do this, okay ?
1369
01:35:09,037 --> 01:35:11,273
If you want to do it,
you can do it.
I should have done it.
1370
01:35:11,306 --> 01:35:14,977
Well, then, don't sit and talk
about should've and would've.
I can cry on cue, Steven.
1371
01:35:15,010 --> 01:35:19,081
Well, I am tryin' to cry
and make it believable to him.
I'm doin' the best I can.
1372
01:35:20,282 --> 01:35:24,252
* One-hundred person lovin'
1373
01:35:24,286 --> 01:35:26,855
* Baby, it's all or nothin'
1374
01:35:26,889 --> 01:35:30,292
* Half a man ain't enough
1375
01:35:30,325 --> 01:35:34,129
* A girl needs
a full-time love *
1376
01:35:34,162 --> 01:35:38,066
* I've been around
I'll tell you what *
1377
01:35:38,100 --> 01:35:41,269
* Half a man
ain't good enough *
1378
01:35:41,303 --> 01:35:45,908
* I know what I want
1379
01:35:48,243 --> 01:35:55,017
* Oh, no ifs, ands or buts
1380
01:35:55,050 --> 01:35:58,787
* Half a man ain't enough *
1381
01:35:58,821 --> 01:36:01,123
** [ Tempo Change ]
1382
01:36:02,390 --> 01:36:04,860
** [ Woman Scatting ]
1383
01:36:16,238 --> 01:36:20,876
* Here we are on different sides
of the fence *
1384
01:36:22,310 --> 01:36:27,249
* These angry words
just don't make any sense *
1385
01:36:29,184 --> 01:36:33,088
* Does it really matter
who's right or wrong *
1386
01:36:34,489 --> 01:36:38,060
* I'd rather hold you
than argue *
1387
01:36:38,093 --> 01:36:40,996
* All night long
1388
01:36:41,029 --> 01:36:43,398
* I'm gonna
walk out that door *
1389
01:36:44,867 --> 01:36:47,602
* Walk right back in
1390
01:36:47,635 --> 01:36:50,272
* Straight to your arms
1391
01:36:50,305 --> 01:36:53,108
* And start all over again
1392
01:36:54,376 --> 01:36:56,979
* 'Cause you and I know
1393
01:36:57,012 --> 01:37:00,916
* That our love's
bigger than this *
1394
01:37:00,949 --> 01:37:05,087
* Let's talk about it
after a kiss *
1395
01:37:08,423 --> 01:37:13,528
* It doesn't take much
to turn this around *
1396
01:37:13,561 --> 01:37:17,432
* If we both
know our hearts *
1397
01:37:17,465 --> 01:37:19,467
* Are in it
1398
01:37:19,501 --> 01:37:22,004
* Oh, baby
1399
01:37:22,037 --> 01:37:27,009
* Your touch
has never let me down *
1400
01:37:27,042 --> 01:37:29,945
* Now, wait right here
1401
01:37:29,978 --> 01:37:32,981
* Just a minute
1402
01:37:33,015 --> 01:37:36,184
* I'm gonna
walk out that door *
1403
01:37:36,218 --> 01:37:40,188
* I'm gonna
walk right back in *
1404
01:37:40,222 --> 01:37:42,925
* Straight to your arms
1405
01:37:42,958 --> 01:37:45,860
* And start all over again
1406
01:37:47,095 --> 01:37:49,531
* 'Cause you and I know
1407
01:37:49,564 --> 01:37:53,368
* That our love's
bigger than this *
1408
01:37:53,401 --> 01:37:57,272
* Let's talk about it
after a kiss *
1409
01:37:57,305 --> 01:37:59,975
[ Chorus ]
* Talk about it
after a kiss *
1410
01:38:00,008 --> 01:38:03,278
* Let's talk about it
1411
01:38:03,311 --> 01:38:05,280
* Let's talk about it
1412
01:38:05,313 --> 01:38:09,584
* After a kiss
1413
01:38:09,617 --> 01:38:12,487
* Oh, baby, yeah
1414
01:38:12,520 --> 01:38:14,456
* Uh-huh
1415
01:38:17,225 --> 01:38:20,428
* La, la, la
la, la, la, la, la, la *
1416
01:38:20,462 --> 01:38:23,966
* La, la, la
la, la, la, la *
1417
01:38:23,999 --> 01:38:26,634
* La, la, la
la, la, la, la, la, la **
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