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BIG BROTHER: Hello, Australia.
You're watching Big Brother Uncut.

This program contains scenes
with nudity and sexual references

that some viewers may find
too hot to handle.

Big Brother is back...

and this year I've got a whole new
uncut show for you...

so strap in for the unseen...

(LAUGHS)

..unfiltered, most delicious
Big Brother action

from the last week in the house.

I want to blindfold you
and handcuff you.

And then...
(IMITATES ELECTRIC CHARGE)

Oh, what?

From the unexpected...

My dick goes inside...
What?

..the steamiest...

"Can you demonstrate
how to make a girl come?"

MAN: Ha!

..the extraordinary...

I didn't know he was a Christian
and I took his virginity.

Oh!

..and the most scandalous moments
in Big Brother history.

But we also came home
with another couple.

Yeah. That's the best arse.

Your arse is good, man.

This is Big Brother Uncut.

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

This week, 15 sexy single housemates
entered my house.

(DANCE MUSIC PLAYS)

Our housemates wasted no time
getting to know each other

and in Minee's case, showing her
fellow housemates a roaring time.

(HOUSEMATES LAUGH)

Party trick.

I can stand on the top of my toes.

OK, look. It's actually so funny.

I'm whipping out the skills early.

Oh, shit!

It's my party trick. (LAUGHS)

How do you do that?

I have this weird disorder
where I'm super flexible.

Like... (LAUGHS) Don't start.

That's not a bad disorder to have.

(OTHERS LAUGH)

That's not a bad one to have.
(LAUGHS)

What are those? (LAUGHS)

You see those things?

(IMITATES DINOSAUR, LAUGHS)

Can you just walk around
like that for a bit?

Can you make dinosaur noises,
please?

(IMITATES DINOSAUR)
(ALL LAUGH)

She ain't human. Who does that?

(LAUGHS)
That was an actual joke.

Her feet are scary, man.

Oh, my god. I'm embarrassing myself.

BIG BROTHER: What do you think
of my house so far?

Oh, my gosh. It is so beautiful.

I'm, like, just so grateful
to be here. I...

Yeah. Oh, my gosh.
I can't believe I'm here.

Minee, has anyone caught your eye
in my house?

Oh, Big Brother. Yeah,
I'm definitely attracted to Josh.

(LAUGHS)

He's very hot.
He's very well-spoken as well.

He knows a lot about health
and fitness and it's like...

It feels like he's overcome
quite a lot in his life,

so I'm really interested
to learn more about him.

Yeah, as well, I was, like,
really chubby at school and...

I was, like, 106 in Year Eight.

I was a big boy.

Cute.
I was gonna say...

Well done to you, man.

You scrub up well.
Lunch ladies loved me.

(ZACH LAUGHS)
But...

So, all the boys were getting
a lot of, like, you know, sort of,

what would you say the word...
a lot of attention from girls

and I was getting none
and I got to 17 and I was, like,

"You know what, fuck this.
I'm gonna lose a bit of weight."

Yeah.
Yeah...

You've got that jawline now, baby.

JOSH: When I was younger,
I was very overweight.

No girl would really talk to me.

Once I did lose that 30 kilos,
everything changed.

The same girls that said no to me in
the past sort of came running back.

BIG BROTHER: While most of the
housemates got to know each other...

Amazing.

..Graciemae found her one true love -
the cheeseboard.

(DANCE MUSIC PLAYS)

How good!

Mmm.

Just having a little nibble?

Just having a little nibble.

I can't believe everyone's
sitting in there mingling

when there's cheese out here.

What's wrong with people,
Big Brother?

Oh, I am. I'm a bit horny, yeah.
(LAUGHS)

I've never seen a cheeseboard
all alone like this in my life.

More cheese for you.

I agree.

I'm not mad about it.

What are these?

Little bit bland, baby.

Oh. Sorry about that.

I'm just saying,
you could do a little bit better

with those red chippies, buddy.

This is Big Brother Uncut, where you
can see you all the best unseen bits

and after opting for communal showers
this year,

it seems like there are
a lot of bits to see.

What's the go here,

like, if someone needs to go to the
toilet and you're just showering?

Oh, wait.
You've just got your johnny out.

There's not even a little...

No, I think this is
just for everyone.

Buddy, where are the shower doors?

Have you guys bit the bullet
yet in showering naked?

I did. I've got it done, yeah.

You've got to get amongst it.

Have you?
Yeah.

Yeah. OK.

It's life. Just faith...

Yeah, I've played footy all my life,
so I should be right.

But I just don't like doing it...
Scary, bro.

Yeah, this unisex bathroom.

I like being naked.

I like showering naked,
I like doing my make-up naked,

like, so that's gonna be an issue.

That's gonna be really interesting.

We'll see how long it takes me
to get naked.

Look, those mirrors in the shower...
It's cheeky.

GRACIEMAE: The boys really love to
shower with each other.

What's up, Australia!

BIG BROTHER: It seems like my showers
are becoming

quite the bonding area for you men.

Yeah, we're getting our kit off
in it.

Oooh. I like that.

Yeah?
Yeah.

That's a good sight to see
in the morning.

I like that. That woke me up.

They can't wait for shower time.

ZACH: Now we're all best mates.
I've seen all your dicks.

They can't wait to get their
gear off in front of each other

and get in those showers.

# If you're happy and you know it
have a shower

# If you're happy and you know it
then you really ought to show it

# If you're happy and you know it
have a shower. #

Whoo!

Us men, it doesn't take a lot for us
to let those walls down,

especially in the shower.

Show me who's got the best arse.

MAN: Yeah. That's the best arse.

We check each other out as well,
Big Brother.

We're not ashamed of it.

Your arse is good, man.
That is a proper arse.

You like me arse?

Really?
Yeah.

I'd swap arses with you.

Righto. I'll swap chests with you.
(LAUGHS)

So, you have a good look
at everyone's tackle?

You've gotta suss the competition,
Big Brother, sometimes.

You need to see
what you're dealing with.

(LAUGHS) I just...
Hey, where are the towels?

Zachy, I didn't say anything.

It is cold.

I walk in there yesterday and Lewis
was just peeing with the door open.

I was, like, "Are you right, mate?"

It was funny.

And he's, like, "Yeah,
I'm showering naked now.

"Like, I'm comfortable..."

I was, like, "Onya."

If I was a boy, I would.

Yeah, because you only need to
cover this.

Oh, yeah.

Whereas a girl, she's, like...
Yeah.

I showered without my top yesterday
but I was like this.

Boys love a good shower naked,
don't they?

Showering naked
only brings you closer together.

WOMAN: Loving the X-rated scene
here, aren't they?

(LAUGHTER)

And I think that those boys
are extremely close.

ZACH: I've got a scar
on me ball sack. Oh, right.

Oh!

Coming up, the Big Brother house
gets so steamy

that the only way to cool off
is to hose down.

BIG BROTHER:
This is Big Brother Uncut.

In this first week, the competition
was already in full swing.

You've got the best arse.
No way.

No way. I've got the best arse.

This is Australia's arse.

I'm literally wearing budgies
right now.

Look at this.

Oh, it's actually got a wiggle.

They're both pretty tight, boys.

I don't know...
Do you like my beer tattoo?

(DOPEY VOICE) I love beers.
Don't know why I got that.

Yeah, I've just got, like, the boys.

I've got the boys' initials
on there.

You've got to. Go, the boys.
Yeah. For the boys.

And our housemates were very keen
to get to know each other.

I was sort of, like, just, like,
sleeping with a girl pretty casually

and, like, we came home
on a night out

but we also came home with
another couple...

and we, like, all just ended up
in my room somehow

and just, like, were having fun

and then it just started being
a lot of fun

and then, like, next thing you know,
it was all happening

and we all just, yeah...

I love it.

Yeah, there was shit going on, so we
all stayed in my bed together...

Of course you did.

Did you go round two?

No, I don't think we did,
but round one took long enough.

Yeah.

And I think we, like,
moved to different rooms as well

around the house.

(BOTH LAUGH)

So, like, we were in one room

and then two of us would go to
the other room

and then they'd come back in...

..and then we'd go back to
the main room we were in.

Oh, my god.

And, like, there was a bit of
running around the house.

Yeah. Well, you've gotta see
all the sights...

Yeah.
..really tick off the bucket list.

Yeah. (LAUGHS)

This week, the housemates were tasked
with getting my train moving.

Oh, my...
(STEAM HISSES)

Here are some steamy stories

that were too hot for us
to show you anywhere else.

I do have one that's quite unholy.

(OTHERS LAUGH)
Yes.

So, I went on a "date",
you could call it.

I didn't know he was a Christian.

I didn't know he's never done
any sexual activity things before.

Oh!

We were getting steamy in the car

and little did I know
he was a virgin

and I took his virginity,
in multiple ways.

Oooh! (LAUGHS)

Yeah, it was quite an unholy night.

I was in Phuket many moons ago.
Met this girl.

We decided to go jet skiing
together.

I made a decision
with her on the back

to just jet-ski out
as deep as I could where no-one was,

then we got steamy on the jet ski.

(HOUSEMATES CHEER)

Yes!

Steamy!

BIG BROTHER: And may I say,
Graciemae, a little unsanitary.

Also kind of illegal.

Not very safe.

So, quite recently, I decided
to go on a beach date with a guy

and we were walking along the beach

and there was this bit
and it said 'Caution'.

Like, don't go through this part.

And I was, like, "Let's go through
this part. Let's do it."

And we're thinking, "Why don't we
just go skinny-dipping?"

Oh, my gosh.

So he undressed me... (LAUGHS)

and I undressed him
and we were butt-naked... (LAUGHS)

and we decided to go
for a nice swim.

As we were walking out of the ocean,
I hear this, over, like, a speaker,

"Get out of the water!"

And I was, like,
"Oh, my god, what is happening?"

I'm not shitting you,
two bright lights come on to us

and apparently we were on
a conservation area for penguins.

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

And one housemate tried to generate
a little too much steam.

I'm a kink freak...

..so I got toys for days.

'50 Shades Of Grey'
ain't got nothing on me, yeah?

I like a bit of a red room.

If you think I'm just gonna
lay on you

and give it to you plain and simple,

that's not good enough for me.

(HOUSEMATES EXCLAIM)

It's entertainment and, like, I like
to do these, so, nipple clamps...

What?
..electric shocks.

(IMITATES ELECTRIC CHARGE)

I want to blindfold you and handcuff
you, turn you inside out.

Oh, what?
(LAUGHS)

I do it in my own room
while my mum's asleep.

(HOUSEMATES EXCLAIM)

No way!

I did it for a whole year straight.

What, on yourself or...?

I had to at the start.

You don't even know
how to use the toys.

(LAUGHS) You've got to learn.
You've gotta learn.

Yeah.
(LAUGHTER)

BIG BROTHER: Dion?
Yeah?

I didn't think that it was possible

for one to be too steamy
for my chimney.

Well, that's me, baby.

Kink lord. OK.

The nipple clamps. What?

Red room? What?
Yeah...

I was, like, "No."
I'm speechless, to be honest.

Are you gonna dump me?

(HOUSEMATES EXCLAIM)

Oh, my god, Dion...

I can tell you something, I see
Dion a little bit different now.

(LAUGHS)

Dion has a very naughty side to him.

Like, there's naughty, then there's
dark and then there's Dion.

BIG BROTHER: Welcome back
to Big Brother Uncut.

This year, I filled my house
with sexy singles

and they've tried all manner of ways
to try and attract a mate.

For some, was flirting.

So, what are your thoughts
on chihuahuas?

Chihuahuas?

For others, the way to the heart
was through the stomach.

But it's honestly delicious.

Like, it tastes great.

It didn't taste amazing. Um...

But for one of our housemates,

attracting a mate is all about
the way you look.

Dion, are you the most stylish
housemate in my house?

Yeah, dude.

Nothing can compare to
when you walk out your door

and you're looking like this,
looking this good, this clean.

Let me tell you, nothing compares,
honey.

(LAUGHS)

Look at me. Raowrrr!

Ladies...
Hey!

..and gentlemen, let's go, baby.

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh!

God, he's such a character.

Oh, what's there?
'Greased Lightning'.

(LAUGHS)

Yeah, right?

I dress like this all the time.
Kanye West got nothing on this.

Are they genuine Calvin Klein?
Of course, baby.

Wow.
They ain't no Bali shoes.

Lightning covered in haze, baby.
(LAUGHS)

If I walk down the street,
even tradies whistle at me.

They catcall me.

That's a fresh fade, man.
I can't help looking at it.

I literally said the same thing.
I said it to him.

(LAUGHS) He's just, like,
"Well, yeah."

Did you do it yourself?

Of course.
You've gotta do me, mate.

Cuz, do you think I'm walking in
this house with outfits like this

without a fresh fade? (MOCK-SPITS)

(LAUGHTER)
Get out of here.

That's haram.
(LAUGHTER)

No way.
Show me the fade.

Ready? Check the fade.

(HOUSEMATES EXCLAIM)

It's a good fade, right?

My style's unmatched.

If I walked in this room
and no-one said nothing,

I'd walk out and walk back in.

(LAUGHS)

(LAUGHTER)
WOMAN: Love it.

Yeah, it's mad.

Makes your chest look even bigger
than it is.

(MAN LAUGHS)

Every day!

I'm never taking this off.

Your style hasn't helped you
with the ladies.

(LAUGHS)

Aside from being
hilariously entertaining,

filled with fun and laughter...

(SCREAMS)

..my house can be a place of great
education, a place to share advice

and your very best tips and tricks.

And single mum Taylah
isn't just a sheep farmer.

She's gone viral online
with her top tips.

Do you have people
sliding into your DMs?

Yeah.
She's a TikTok queen over here.

Yeah.
MAN: Yeah?

You do questions and stuff,
don't you?

Yeah. So they'll message me and be,
like, "How do I finger a girl?"

Yeah, really?
"Can you demonstrate..."

"Can you demonstrate
how to make a girl come?"

Like...
Yeah?

And, what, you put videos up
of you...of, like...

Bro, you're fucking grabbing me
at the wrong time. Like...

Yeah.

So it's, like, advice that
I've picked up from women

over my years...

..and then people ask questions
just...yeah, and I'll answer it.

I didn't know you did that.

I just made a video and I was, like,
"Right,

"the best advice I can give
in the bedroom,

"if you're gonna give a guy head,

"is imagine that their
ex-girlfriend's in the room..."

Yeah, I saw that.

And then it just blew up
and then it was, like...

That's sick.
That's actually good advice, though.

That's a good call, eh?
Yeah.

Imagine the ex-partner's
in the room.

Yeah.
You'd be working extra hard.

Yeah.

(LAUGHS)
There'll be nothing left.

For my channel, if you had to give
one piece of advice...

If I said here,
"Get on my channel..."

Yes.
One piece of advice.

What's your best sex
or relationship advice?

Oh, my god.

The guy should wipe the come off the
woman's back in the shower after.

What?

It is so hot.

I've had a guy do it to me once.

Oh, my god. I died.
I almost fell in love with him.

What?

And he, like, washes you.

Oh.

Hey, you're getting spoiled.

I usually just got a towel.

I don't know how he got taught this.

This guy had a good mum. Like...

It's the little things.
Like, honestly...

MAN: That's such good advice
for guys.

Usually, the girl just gets up

and towels herself down
or washes herself.

WOMAN: Yeah.
He washes you.

Oh, that is hot.

What do you do, Dion?
You just go...roll over and go...

(LAUGHTER)

I'll get up. Wet wipes and then
I'll take you to the shower myself.

I'm so glad I know that now.

(WOMEN LAUGH)

I'm just watching...

That's why you date mums
because we always have wet wipes.

(LAUGHTER)

BIG BROTHER:
You're watching Big Brother Uncut,

where our singles
have been in my house for a week

and it seems they've been having
a hoot of a time.

How do you reckon this year of Big
Brother's going so far, Big Brother?

Fantastic.

You are a great bunch of housemates.

Yeah. I say so too.

I think it's been a great time.

Are you having fun, Lewis?
I'm loving it.

Like, it's been fantastic.
Like, everyone's a hoot, you know.

A hoot?
A hoot and a half.

Big Brother, I am pumped to be here.
I am so happy to be here.

I ain't leaving.

I am having the best time ever.

If my family are curious about me,

tell them I'm having
the best fucking time of my life

and I don't want to leave.

I love your house.

The housemates
have been getting to grips

with learning to live in harmony
in a share house.

Oh, there.

Oh, no.

WOMAN: (LAUGHS) Love that, Zachy.

Some did the cleaning.

Others got on with the ironing.

But the biggest takeaway this week

is that putting an empty milk carton
back in the fridge

is not share house etiquette.

Is there milk left?
Yeah.

I mean, who put the empty milk back
in the fridge?

Don't.
That's a joke, right?

This is a genuine vio.

Oh, that's hectic. That's a boy.

That's not a girl.
If that was a girl...

Fuck no!

The kitchen was a hive of activity
this week

as the housemates learned
to live with each other.

But for one housemate,
the kitchen is alien territory.

What would you put on an omelette?

I don't eat omelettes,

but I would probably do spinach,
tomato, zucchini.

Would you put Greek yoghurt
on an omelette?

No.
OK.

No.

Can you cook, Dion?

Cook? Me? That's a joke.

(LAUGHS)

(WHISPERS) I need help. (LAUGHS)

I need help right now.

(LAUGHTER)

OK, OK, OK.
OK, we can do a little bowl.

Go.
So I've got to whisk this, right?

Yep. Yep.

Do you have to do this first?
I'm gonna go finish that.

Look at that.
Whipping up in the kitchen.

Hey.

Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.

(LAUGHS)

# Whipping up some eggs
in my Big Brother kitchen

# Eh, eh...

# Tay's whipping eggs in
this small damn kitchen, eh... #

# Tay's whipping eggs in this
motherfucking kitchen, eh! #

(ALL LAUGH)

There you go, babe. All square.
Is that it?

That's it.

So simple.

Do I just pour this thing in there?
Is that the way this works?

Yeah.

Just go the egg.
WOMAN: Yeah, that's what you do.

Babes, do you have your oven on?

OK. Do you want it on seven maybe?
Maybe.

It's gonna be a little bit better
for making that.

MAN: Oooh, yeah.
Do you have a lid?

It'll be, like, an omelette.
MAN: Yeah.

Is that shells on the thing?

(LAUGHTER)
There's only three.

That's a shell there.

That was him.
You cracked that shell.

Who knows?
That's so funny.

I don't think that cooking is
one of Dion's best qualities.

But he is quite funny.

Hey, did you know
and this is honest to God truth...

You girls won't know this
'cause this is news to you, yeah?

So, ball sacks have tastebuds.

Now, hear me out.

If you put soy sauce in a bowl,

put the bowl on the floor
and you dip your nut sack into it,

you can taste it in your mouth.

I'm telling you.
(LAUGHTER)

Hey, this is God's honest truth,
yeah? Wallah.

So...

(LAUGHTER)

I'm trying to cook here
at the same time.

Bro, I've never cooked in my life.
I'm trying to talk as well.

So if you dump your ball sack
in any type of food,

you can taste it in your mouth.

What?

I'm telling you.

Can someone try?

When you get some soy sauce, I'm
dipping you're nut sack into them.

So, anything? So, if I dunk my nuts
in that egg, I'll taste egg?

Yeah, but you've gotta do this.

And then, after 30 seconds,
you'll taste it.

How do you know this?

Have you tried it?
Alright, what's the odds of you...

Coming over them.
(LAUGHTER)

(LAUGHS) You better use that.

That's funny. That's jokes.

BIG BROTHER: Not all tasks
are easy to navigate

when you live in a share house

and Graciemae is finding one
particularly difficult.

I don't know when I'm gonna poo.
I'm too nervous to poo here.

(LAUGHS)
I have stage fright so badly.

Because I never do, yeah.

I think everyone will get that.

No, I've been in that bathroom
and it smelt like shit,

so someone's going.

I'm so proud of them.

I'm really happy for them.

I haven't gone yet. I'm too nervous.

We all just need a little cheeky
morning coffee.

Yes. Oh, my gosh.
You know what, that's it.

That's it. It's the coffee.

Because I'll have a coffee
and I'll shit myself...

Even, you know, I just smell coffee.
(LAUGHS)

Yeah. We're good to go.

GRACIEMAE: I do, but I'm scared
to poo, Big Brother.

I'm a girl.
I like to do my business in peace.

You chuck me in a house
with 15 other people

and I'm supposed to do my business

when some of the doors
don't even lock properly?

I'm not working like
a world-oiled machine.

Big Brother, play some music in
the bathroom so I can try and poo.

I'm scared.

BIG BROTHER: You've got this,
Graciemae.

(LAUGHS)

JOSH: Push harder.
Push a bit harder.

Is that Josh?

Are you pooing too?

I don't think it's gonna come out.

I'm so scared.
Don't be scared. Just do it.

Yeah, well, it's not coming
'cause I've got anxiety.

Push harder.
No, I'm scared to push.

It's just me.
I'm trying my best.

We're housemates. It's fine.

Oh... It's not coming.

(TOILET FLUSHES)

Josh is in the lead.

Going to the bathroom where there's
hella-hot dudes next to you,

that's a violation, man.

You're embarrassing me.

I didn't think I would share

a personal moment with Josh
like that so soon

and to be fair,
I'm quite upset about it.

Why me?

BIG BROTHER: How are you going,
Graciemae?

Yeah, well, I've just flushed
and I didn't poo, so not that well.

This would've really been a perfect
opportunity to poo as well.

I feel like I've missed the boat.

Anyways...

Thanks for your help, BB.

BIG BROTHER: This week,
I served up a tennis-inspired date

for Lewis and Graciemae

and it appeared they both had a ball.

Here are some of the juicy bits
you didn't see.

I've always said
I'd be good at tennis.

Did you?
And now I get to prove it.

I did tennis for school sport,
actually,

and we would wag

and go get slushies instead.

(LAUGHS) Well, that's gonna
serve you well today.

Is the hair cute?
Perfect.

Big Brother, may I say, this date
sounds like an absolute ace.

(LAUGHS)

Do you want that?

(LAUGHS)

(LAUGHS) Big Brother!

What is this?

BIG BROTHER: It's to protect you.

It's to protect my puss!

Piss off, Big Brother.

At least it was gonna look like
something's down there, Big Brother.

I'm stoked.

Oh!
Still gonna feel... Oh!

(LAUGHS)

I'm not putting that pussy protector
on, buddy.

Here, Graciemae,
how do you like my balls?

(BOTH LAUGH)

Oh... Oh, this is so sweet.

Oh...

Big Brother, can I just tell you,
this date has made me...creamy...

(EXCLAIMS)

(BOTH LAUGH)

I'm lost for words.

Yes, cheers to that.

Cheers to love, baby.

Cheers to love!

(THUD)
(BOTH LAUGH)

Maybe I should've put
that pussy guard on.

(LAUGHS)

Hello, Big Brother.

BIG BROTHER: Hello, Graciemae.
How are you feeling today?

I'm having the best fricken time,
man.

I'm loving it. I'm in my element.

I think I was put on this earth
to be in your house.

And what's the mood like
in the house today?

The mood in the house is phenomenal.

Everyone's really, I think, grateful

for the connections
that they've made

and having a good time.

And you know what, there's the mood
of love in the house.

We currently have Jakey and Ari.

I think he really likes her.

OK, I need your help.

Man, I've got your coffee.

OK.

I'm going... I'll sort it.

There's my cup.
OK. Leave it to me.

(LAUGHS)
This is husband-material things.

Yeah, better be.

I'm here for it.
I ship them hard.

(LAUGHS)

Alright. Here we go.
How many exes do you have?

Like, how many girlfriends
have you had?

Serious ones?
Yeah. Like, serious, yep.

Two.
Two?

Oh, that's good.

I've only had one...

Yeah, the first one was, like,
high school sweetheart.

Oh, that's what mine was.
And I broke his heart.

Yeah, I was, like, 16.
It was for a while.

16 to about...
nearly 19 when I split up with her.

Oh, my god. That's, like, a while.

It went off the last year or so.

Sorry, am I making you smirk?
If you have... Yeah, do it.

You've got two more people
and that is Louis and Minee.

Those two are a hot couple.

I'm so curious
as to how this is gonna go.

You're so hot.
MINEE: What?

You're so attractive, just FYI.

(LAUGHS)

Every day.
I wonder what we're gonna get now.

Now that we've been
on this nice date.

Whipped...
Yeah.

..I think.

We're just gonna get shredded
up the arsehole.

Yeah. You might like that.

(LAUGHS)

Too far. Too far.

I think I'm very giving
in relationships and stuff

but I'm not the same
with just anybody I talk to.

Like, I'm very...
I wait until, you know, later on.

Marriage.
No.

A year.
No.

Like, wait a year.

No, I actually made my ex wait
eight months, so it was OK.

That's crazy. Eight months.
Good by you.

Mmm.
Would you make me wait eight months?

I can't be too nice to you.
You'll just expect it from now on.

Loving watching that blossom.

We've got the lovers, our king
and queen, Josh and Tay, man.

I think that they have formed
a real connection in the house.

They are the sweetest little peas
together.

Their babies would be phenomenal.

You're the most attractive girl
in this house by far, in my eyes.

I think...
I think, yeah, you're a stunner.

Thanks.
100%.

(LAUGHS) Thanks.

I hate giving you compliments

'cause you don't take them
that well.

But, yeah, I like you a lot.

Thanks.

You are so fuckin' sassy.

I'm not even that sassy.

(LAUGHS) You are.

Oh, there's a whole lot of lovin'
up in this bitch.

See you, lovebirds.

See you later.

Ciao.

How funny.

These lights are way too bright.

I hate these...these cameras...

It's the cement.
It's already made.

Yeah, I came back in and made it.
Did you?

You didn't.
I did.

Bullshit. Big Brother made it.
Well... No, they didn't.

I came back in and I made it.

Forever, apparently...

Are you missing anyone?

No.

(WHISPERS INDISTINCTLY)

Yeah, definitely missing the family.

Mmm.
For sure.

What about you?

At the moment, just my workmates.

Oh, really?
Mmm.

Missing the boys?

Yeah. 100%.

Can't wait...

Can't wait to get back to work
and see them.

Yeah.
I can wait to get back to work.

(LAUGHS)

(POP MUSIC PLAYS)

# It's like a summer sun
when it drops below the horizon

# I'm not used to running far
from the tree

# But loving you forevermore

# It's one thing that I know for sure

# As the day's fading

# I'll be here waiting

# Take you through the darkest night

# Searching for a new light

# As the world's changing

# I'll be here waiting

# Everlasting constant crush

# Timeless love

# Everlasting constant crush

# Timeless love. #

BIG BROTHER: The housemates
have only been in my house for a week

but some romances
are already forming...

Sorry, I mean bromances.

I'm not even looking.
I'm just watching you.

ZACH: Jakey boy, he's...
yeah, he's a legend.

I feel like we're just both...
We're both on the same wavelength.

I reckon we've got one brain cell
between both of us

and we're sharing it. (LAUGHS)

It's going back and forth.

I love him to bits.

I reckon you'd look good in tats
because you've got the tan and...

Yeah, sleeveless tat would be good,
man.

Yeah.
That'd be awesome having that.

I want to get, like,
Greek mythology, like Zeus and shit.

Dude, that's proper.

Across...
Yeah.

Like, there's a big lightning strike
comes down here.

It's, like, Zeus holding...
Oh, sick.

That's sick.

That's proper, man. Love it.

Yeah.
We'll do it. First tat together.

Yeah, let's go.
(LAUGHTER)

We'll get the same one.
Yeah, that'll be cute as.

Same big chest out.
That'd be proper.

Zach's my boy. My god, we have
a beautiful bromance in here.

He's definitely someone I'm gonna be
looking after in the house.

He's my boy, Big Brother, now.

BIG BROTHER: Zach, do you intend
to do any cleansing tonight?

(LAUGHTER)

Zachy boy... Dude...

You know what, I have some cleanse
for you, man.

Let me take you through my...
Yeah, righto. Give me...

..my bedtime routine.
Yeah, give us a look.

What, every night?
Yeah.

So, firstly, you'd like to get
your face just a little bit damp.

Just put a little bit of water,
a little bit of texture on there.

I'm learning somethin'.
Yeah.

So you just want to get it
nice and damp. That's perfect.

That's exactly...

Yep. That's moist enough.

So, you want about a 20-cent coin
on your hand right here.

That sounds like a lot.

That's 20... Oh, we've got a bit...

We know what we're doing, alright?

(LAUGHS)
This just speeds up the process.

And now, apply gently to
your cheekbones. Work around...

That's like the tips I give online.

And towards the top
of your forehead.

And even slightly induce it
into your beard.

Induce it?

Make sure you induce it
into your beard.

(LAUGHS) This is
the Jake knowledge book here.

Is that done?
Yeah, Zach, you're done now.

No, we're ready to... Now, we're
ready to make the magic happen.

Jake, I'm next.

Slightly lukewarm water.

And now you apply it gently to
your face and slowly rinse off.

Just grab it and splash it onto
your face and you slowly...

Look at that.
Because you're worth it.

(WOMAN LAUGHS)

I feel like a million bucks.

Does it feel a bit more cleaner?

Like, yeah, it does. Yeah. Yeah.
It looks good.

Dude, you're glowing.

(LAUGHTER)

You see this? This is the future.

(LAUGHS)

(LAUGHS)
Look at that.

BIG BROTHER: After surviving
the first eviction this week,

Jake and Zach put on a show
for their fellow housemates

but the first thing they did
before stepping on stage

was recruit their glam squad.

Do you want some lipstick?
Yeah, alright.

What colour do you want?
I've got bright red.

Red will be intense.

You're gonna look like
a cheap whore.

(LAUGHS)
Yeah, now we're talking.

Yeah.
I like that.

Let's go red, then.

Do I pout?

(BOTH LAUGH)

Do I pout or not?
Be normal.

OK.
Be normal.

Close your eyes.

This is so good.

You look actually hot.

Would you pick me up?
Yeah, I'd pick you up. Yeah.

You'd pick me up?
Yeah.

Oh, thanks, bro.

Yeah, I'd pick you up.
I'd buy you a drink, baby.

This is the most buff nonnas
I've ever seen, man.

Yeah, biggest nonnas ever! (LAUGHS)

BIG BROTHER: As the first week
comes to an end,

my house is definitely full of love.

Goodnight, my love. Mwah.

Love you.
Love you.

Mwah. Love you.

Princess.
(GASPS) Goodnight.

Goodnight, baby.

DION: Goodnight, baby.

HOUSEMATES: Oh!
MAN: Yeah, I'm coming in.

Mwah.

WOMAN: Yes. Scratch.

Goodnight, my love.

WOMAN: Goodnight.
WOMAN: Goodnight.

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