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POLITICALLY CORRECT
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You have a beautiful body...
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we are all alone
in this motel room
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and having sex with you
violates my principles.
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Oh, Joey. You're some guy.
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"Joey Buttawipo, My
Story" will continue.
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This sucks. Nothing
is on.
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Maybe we should
do homework.
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Dumbass.
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What the hell is this crap?
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Change it Butt-Head, come on.
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Come on, Butt-Head.
Change it. This sucks, change it.
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No way.
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Check it out, dude.
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Why does she keep
looking down?
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She is looking at the words.
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I don't think
she's really blind.
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She is dumb tho.
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What's this?
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You should know,
buttmunch. This is Metallica.
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This part of the song sucks,
but it gets cool later.
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It starts going...
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Shut up, Beavis.
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You're beginning
to piss me off.
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Lars is cool.
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You mean that dude on
that Addams Family?
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You're thinking
of Lurch, dumbass.
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Lars could kick
Lurch's butt.
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He could kick
Cousin Itt's butt too.
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Does Cousin Itt have a butt?
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"You rang, Mrs. Addams?"
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That was pretty funny, Butt-Head.
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- Metallica rules!
-They rule.
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Shut up, Beavis.
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Sorry, man.
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We're pretty cool,
huh, Beavis?
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Ok, that about wraps up the
nominations for class officers.
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Are there any other candidates?
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Anybody?
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Hey, Butt-Head.
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I smell like a man.
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We're old enough
to smell bad.
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- Cool.
- Beavis and Butt-Head!
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What office do you want to run for?
President, vice president?
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How about treasurer?
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That would give you guys
a great introduction to
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the workings of the
american political system.
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Treasurer?
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Is that, like, the money dude?
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Money, money.
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Money, cool.
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Money.
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We're there, dude.
Count us in.
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Mr. Van Driessen.
These guys can't run
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for office, they are like...
primates.
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Hey, Beavis...
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Have you seen "Twin Peaks"?
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I wish I'd take them.
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Fellas, stick around.
We need to have a talk.
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Now guys if you get a run
for school office
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you need to be
sensitive to all the voters...
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including girls.
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Girls are cool.
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Thanks for the memories.
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I think it's about time you guys
become politically correct.
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Here's some books that might help.
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- Heal your pain.
- Feel your vein?
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Touching the Inner Child.
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- Men Who Feel.
- Themselves?
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Here, this can be a great chance for you
both to get in touch your feminine sides.
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Cop a feel.
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So vote for Beavis and Butt-Head
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on this Election Day.
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That would be cool.
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Okay, let's open it up to questions.
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How do you plan to get money
for the new football uniforms?
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He said "ball".
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What about paying
for the class field trip?
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"I respect your boundaries".
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"Go with your anger".
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"Can I have a hug?"
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Don't touch me, asswipe.
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I'll wound your inner child.
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Then I'll kick your ass.
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This is cool.
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As a final elected treasurer, I'd focus
like a laser on the budget...
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Beavis and Butt-Head, you
starting to catch up in the polls...
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Our polls are rising.
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What's the first thing
you plan to do, if elected?
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Wait, I know...
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No, I don't know.
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What's the answer?
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I told these guys
were bozos.
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Vote for me and...
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You Butt-Heads!
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Share your feelings
with the group!
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Don't edit yourself.
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Who is that guy?
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I don't know, but he's naked.
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How come?
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Because he doesn't
have any cloths on.
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Do you know that, like, when you're
born, you're naked?
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How come?
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Well it's because like,
right before you're born
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the doctor has this--
Whoa!
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- Naked chicks!
- Where, where?
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- Look over there.
- Yeah, yeah!
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Naked chicks. Yeah!
Naked chicks.
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Look, you can see her...
Whoa look at that chick.
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Check it out, Butt-Head.
Check it out.
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- They're all naked.
- Look at that chick.
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Look there is another one.
There is another one...
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- Beavis...
-Yeah?
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There is like thirty
naked chicks in this video.
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Naked chicks.
Naked chicks.
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This is the coolest
video I've ever seen.
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That white smoke is
starting to piss me off.
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They must have, like, known
that this music sucked
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so they like brought in
a bunch of naked chicks.
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They did the right thing.
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Whoa. That chick
over there on the right...
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she has like, moved her arm and you
could see all her boobs...
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and then she turned around and
you could see her butt too.
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No way.
Where, where?
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You missed it, Beavis.
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No way, Butt-Head.
Where, where?
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Dumbass.
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Well, the results are in...
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you guys lost with one vote.
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Whoa, that's close.
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No, Butt-Head, you
only received one vote.
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I wonder
who it was.
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It was you.
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Oh, yeah.
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Don't worry, I'm gonna
vote for us, too.
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Cool.
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I'm afraid it's a little
late for that, Beavis.
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But I hope this campaign was
a growing experience for you.
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Yeah.
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These books got us in
touch with our feminine sides.
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And our right to
receive pleasure.
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