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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,393 --> 00:00:03,731 LAWN & GARDEN 2 00:00:04,865 --> 00:00:07,984 Have you been injured in an accident and was not your fault? 3 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:10,586 Then you need the tough smart lawyer Joe Edler. 4 00:00:10,609 --> 00:00:12,317 Joe Edler can help you with... 5 00:00:12,341 --> 00:00:15,510 And when I was in the hospital they even sent flowers. 6 00:00:15,702 --> 00:00:16,784 Have you been injured? 7 00:00:16,788 --> 00:00:18,936 - Have you been injured? - Have you been injured? 8 00:00:18,960 --> 00:00:22,464 Than call the injury hotline: 1-400-Bad-Back. 9 00:00:24,640 --> 00:00:25,938 Check this out. 10 00:00:27,061 --> 00:00:28,961 - Injury hotline. - Hello. 11 00:00:28,985 --> 00:00:30,921 - Can I help you? - Ah, yes. 12 00:00:32,282 --> 00:00:33,976 - I've been injured. - You have? 13 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:36,277 Yeah, I have a big crack in my butt. 14 00:00:41,206 --> 00:00:42,632 That was cool. 15 00:00:47,957 --> 00:00:49,014 Whoa. 16 00:00:50,043 --> 00:00:51,803 This is disgusting. 17 00:00:53,559 --> 00:00:57,400 - Look at his eyebrows. - Yeah, his eyebrows suck. 18 00:01:03,906 --> 00:01:04,989 Whoa. 19 00:01:06,374 --> 00:01:08,186 I'm being hypnotized. 20 00:01:09,200 --> 00:01:11,110 Yeah, me too. 21 00:01:11,424 --> 00:01:12,797 I'm gonna vomit. 22 00:01:29,396 --> 00:01:31,262 He's stuck in a crack. 23 00:01:43,241 --> 00:01:46,489 - Whoa, that guitar is cool. - Yeah. 24 00:01:47,401 --> 00:01:49,390 It's shaped like one of those thingies. 25 00:01:50,163 --> 00:01:54,467 Yeah. Like that tattoo on your mom's butt. 26 00:01:56,901 --> 00:02:00,826 No, that one is on her shoulder. She's got a battleship on her butt. 27 00:02:03,255 --> 00:02:04,281 Oh yeah. 28 00:02:11,545 --> 00:02:16,081 And remember "I'm not only the Hair Club president. I'm also a member". 29 00:02:20,204 --> 00:02:21,811 You said "member". 30 00:02:24,786 --> 00:02:26,114 That was cool. 31 00:02:40,046 --> 00:02:42,046 Sing, fat boy, sing. 32 00:02:47,094 --> 00:02:48,632 Paradise sucks. 33 00:02:49,828 --> 00:02:50,856 Yeah. 34 00:02:55,143 --> 00:02:59,580 Now I want you boys to prune both of these trees up front here, and I... 35 00:03:02,823 --> 00:03:04,620 Hey, you boys look familiar. 36 00:03:04,703 --> 00:03:08,173 Aren't you the ones that ran off with my riding mower last week? 37 00:03:08,863 --> 00:03:10,012 No. 38 00:03:12,143 --> 00:03:14,896 You the ones that painted my cat's butt? 39 00:03:14,983 --> 00:03:16,018 No. 40 00:03:18,103 --> 00:03:20,059 Well, the cops will get 'em. 41 00:03:20,143 --> 00:03:22,293 Luckily, I've got homeowners insurance. 42 00:03:22,383 --> 00:03:23,736 You've got what? 43 00:03:25,023 --> 00:03:26,581 Homeowners insurance. 44 00:03:31,823 --> 00:03:35,020 Now, have you boys done any pruning before? 45 00:03:35,103 --> 00:03:36,138 Yeah. 46 00:03:38,503 --> 00:03:42,940 You know, back when I was your age, I'd work fourteen hours a day pruning trees 47 00:03:43,023 --> 00:03:46,254 and still have time to come home and mow the lawn. 48 00:03:47,383 --> 00:03:49,977 I'll be back in a while to see how you're doing. 49 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:53,578 Remember, it ain't what you cut, it's what you don't cut. 50 00:03:55,183 --> 00:03:56,662 What a dork. 51 00:03:56,743 --> 00:03:57,858 Yeah. 52 00:04:03,063 --> 00:04:04,416 Boy, oh boy. 53 00:04:04,663 --> 00:04:06,743 What I wouldn't give for five minutes alone 54 00:04:06,743 --> 00:04:09,416 with those little bastards that took my mower. 55 00:04:11,383 --> 00:04:12,452 Hey Butt-Head, 56 00:04:12,543 --> 00:04:14,932 you think a man will ever land on Uranus? 57 00:04:15,583 --> 00:04:16,982 Maybe on your anus. 58 00:04:19,263 --> 00:04:21,493 What are y'all doing? Chokin' your chicken? 59 00:04:21,583 --> 00:04:22,947 Come on, let's get to prunin'. 60 00:04:24,023 --> 00:04:26,093 What are we supposed to do again? 61 00:04:27,583 --> 00:04:28,811 I forgot. 62 00:04:30,583 --> 00:04:34,337 Oh yeah, I think were supposed to, like, cut off the branches. 63 00:04:34,743 --> 00:04:36,017 All of them? 64 00:04:36,703 --> 00:04:38,182 Yeah, I guess. 65 00:04:38,583 --> 00:04:39,777 Cool. 66 00:05:14,583 --> 00:05:16,733 Hey, since we gotta cut off all the branches, 67 00:05:16,823 --> 00:05:18,893 let's just cut it right down here. 68 00:05:18,983 --> 00:05:21,543 Yeah. Then we'll get them all at once. 69 00:05:21,623 --> 00:05:23,181 You're pretty smart, Butt-Head. 70 00:05:23,263 --> 00:05:24,457 Yeah. 71 00:05:25,263 --> 00:05:26,662 Maybe he'll pay us extra. 72 00:05:26,743 --> 00:05:28,893 Yeah, that would be cool. 73 00:05:57,363 --> 00:06:00,267 Whoa. That was cool. 74 00:06:01,423 --> 00:06:04,335 Yeah, this chainsaw kicks ass. 75 00:06:04,583 --> 00:06:06,221 Pruning is cool. 76 00:06:06,303 --> 00:06:07,418 Yeah. 77 00:06:07,703 --> 00:06:10,012 Let's go prune some power lines. 78 00:06:14,340 --> 00:06:20,810 "Welcome to the jungle, baby, You're gonna die". 79 00:06:33,243 --> 00:06:35,882 We're gonna have to charge you extra, sir. 80 00:06:35,963 --> 00:06:37,078 Yeah. 81 00:06:37,163 --> 00:06:38,881 We pruned the house, too. 82 00:06:41,483 --> 00:06:42,916 That was cool. 83 00:06:52,250 --> 00:06:53,732 Warm it up, Kris. 84 00:06:54,584 --> 00:06:57,160 Yeah. Warm it up, Kris. 85 00:06:58,282 --> 00:07:00,688 Warmer. Fire. 86 00:07:14,879 --> 00:07:17,778 How do those guys pee with their pants on backwards? 87 00:07:24,657 --> 00:07:27,136 Hey Butt-Head, which one is Kross? 88 00:07:29,839 --> 00:07:33,934 Kross is the Mac Daddy. And Kris is the Daddy Mac. 89 00:07:41,935 --> 00:07:45,530 Who do you think would win in a fight between Daddy Mac and the Mac Daddy? 90 00:07:46,832 --> 00:07:48,139 I don't know. 91 00:07:48,614 --> 00:07:51,217 But they could both kick Axl's ass. 92 00:07:51,650 --> 00:07:56,201 Yeah. That would be cool, if Axl got his ass kicked 93 00:07:56,225 --> 00:07:58,225 by a couple of twelve year olds. 94 00:08:02,779 --> 00:08:05,873 Hey Butt-Head, what we're we born to do? 95 00:08:13,683 --> 00:08:15,992 This court is now in session. 96 00:08:17,443 --> 00:08:20,833 I know you've been sworn, sir, and I have read your complaint. 97 00:08:22,323 --> 00:08:24,632 It's my turn to be the judge, ass wipe. 98 00:08:25,683 --> 00:08:26,718 Oh, yeah. 99 00:08:27,803 --> 00:08:28,872 Okay. 100 00:08:29,803 --> 00:08:31,953 This court is now in session. 101 00:08:33,203 --> 00:08:36,400 How do you please, to these charges of... 102 00:08:37,403 --> 00:08:38,552 Trespassing. 103 00:08:40,283 --> 00:08:41,432 Oh, yeah. 104 00:08:41,883 --> 00:08:43,316 Trespassing. 105 00:08:43,923 --> 00:08:47,074 And buzzing around and getting in my face and stuff. 106 00:08:47,523 --> 00:08:51,277 How do you please, to these charges against you? 107 00:08:52,243 --> 00:08:53,881 The defense rests. 108 00:08:57,763 --> 00:08:58,832 Shut up! 109 00:08:59,763 --> 00:09:00,912 Okay. 110 00:09:01,403 --> 00:09:05,396 I hereby sentence the defendant to death by... 111 00:09:08,203 --> 00:09:09,602 Death by... 112 00:09:12,603 --> 00:09:14,434 Saw off its tweeter. 113 00:09:18,263 --> 00:09:21,298 - Breaking the law, breaking the law. - Breaking the law, breaking the law. 114 00:09:21,303 --> 00:09:24,401 - Breaking the law, breaking the law. - Breaking the law, breaking the law. 115 00:09:26,003 --> 00:09:27,402 That was cool. 116 00:09:37,413 --> 00:09:39,231 Humpty kicks ass. 117 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:42,355 Yeah, Humpty rules. 118 00:10:00,674 --> 00:10:03,355 "The name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty". 119 00:10:07,360 --> 00:10:10,792 "Rappers in the top ten please allow me to bump thee". 120 00:10:14,743 --> 00:10:18,592 Hey Beavis, I heard this guy really doesn't have a nose. 121 00:10:18,684 --> 00:10:20,538 He got in some accident. 122 00:10:21,226 --> 00:10:24,026 No way Butt-Head, that's just a plastic noise. 123 00:10:24,741 --> 00:10:27,821 I know, that's because he had plastic surgery. 124 00:10:35,906 --> 00:10:36,948 Whoa. 125 00:10:42,079 --> 00:10:43,915 Yeah, yeah. 126 00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:55,728 "Do the Humpty Hump". "Do the Humpty Hump". 127 00:10:58,073 --> 00:11:01,499 "The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the Hump". 8894

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