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PATIENTS PATIENTS
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Please God, don't let
them sit over here. Please!
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Please, don't let them sit over here!
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Hey Beavis...
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let's sit over there.
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Yeah, yeah, let's sit over there.
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Hey baby...
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got any cavities?
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- That was cool.
- Yeah, yeah.
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Hey Butt-Head,
who is that guy?
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I don't know.
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- Just some old fatknocker.
- Oh, oh yeah, yeah.
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Look Butt-Head,
it's that guy from TV.
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Yeah, he's on TV.
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Everybody on TV
is that guy on TV.
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No but... No, I mean, he's like on TV,
like, another time, you know what's like?
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Carlton and Hilary.
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Oh yeah.
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- You watched that show?
- Yeah, you got a problem with that?
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I don't have a problem
with you being a wuss.
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Shut up Butt-Head.
Carlton is cool.
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You want some rock, right
now! Come on, tell him!
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Yeah, he wants
to rock right now.
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Hey, what's going on?
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Don't... don't go slow, no!
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Stop it!
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That's better.
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What's your problem Beavis?
That's weird.
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Yeah, sort of.
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A little bit.
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That guy keeps, like, asking
what he wants to do right now...
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and it's like, he still
doesn't get it.
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Yeah, that's cool, it's
like some teacher says:
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"Damnit Beavis! Go to the principal's
office!" And I say: "say what now"?
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And they say: "Go to the principal's
office!", and I say: "say what now"?
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And I just keep doing it, over
and over again. It's cool.
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Say what?
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I said like, you know, like,
not paying attention is cool.
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You know, like,
it's cool and stuff.
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Say what now?
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I said not paying attention
is cool! Butthole!
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Well Butt-Head,
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we're not seeing a
lot of progress here...
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Have you been wearing your
rubber bands and headgear at night?
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Headgear.
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Now, open up
wide for me, okay?
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Here we go again.
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Now Butt-Head... you're going
to have to hold still.
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Cut it out, asswipe!
That hurts.
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I'll kick your ass!
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That does it! Nitrous!
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But doctor, you really think it's a
good idea? Laughing gas? Him?
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I wish it was nerve gas!
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Goofus is cool.
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Excuse me.
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Excuse me?
You! Get over here!
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Son, I couldn't help but notice how close
you were holding that magazine.
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Have you ever
taken an eye exam?
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I hate tests.
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Well, at the end of this
one, you get a sucker.
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Cool!
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Cool, a View-Master!
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These things are cool.
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Now, what do you see, Beavis?
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The alphabet?
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Can you read this line?
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Bun... bun...
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Butt?
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And how about this letter?
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X?
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That's a letter, right?
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What's the matter with my mouth?
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Butt-Head, we had some complications
and had to wire your mouth shut.
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It'll be a couple of weeks
before you get it off.
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Sorry. Here, take this.
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I'm sorry. How silly of me.
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You'd have to be able to
open your mouth to enjoy this.
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What was I thinking?
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This is cool.
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Come on! What letter is this?
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X?
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Whoa! This is like
being in a toilet.
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You're not leaving
'till you get one right.
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Oh... Oh yeah.
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Thank God.
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Cool!
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Shut up, asswipe!
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Oh no! What is this crap?
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- Yeah yeah, why is she sitting there?
- Yeah.
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- Get up.
- Yeah really, yeah, just, just like...
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- Stand up and just get out of there.
- Yeah.
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I wish she would
stand up and leave.
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And then like, I wish
the music would stop too.
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Just 'cause we have to sit through
this crap doesn't mean she can too!
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Hey look Butt-Head, they're throwing
a bunch of crap on her!
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And she still won't get up.
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Maybe she's inside one of those
things, you know, like,
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with the snowman
where you, like, shake it up,
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- you know, and stuff comes down?
- Oh yeah!
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- I like to break those.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, me too.
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I-I like to break
just about anything, really.
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What's all that
crap she's holding?
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I don't know. Maybe they're like...
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tools or something.
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Tools?
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Hey, check out those guys.
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Oh yeah.
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Mr. Bungholio and his
twirling fartknockers.
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It's like someone said: "Okay,
this sucks. I think it's time to bring out
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Mr. Bungholio and
the twirling buttknockers".
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- That's "fartknockers", Beavis.
- Oh yeah.
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I wish this chick
would just quit whining.
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Yeah, yeah, really.
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You know, you know, you could
change the channel, Butt-Head.
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I shouldn't have to do that.
She should just shut up.
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She's the one who sucks.
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Oh yeh, yeah. Yeah, I guess you're right.
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Whoa! What the hell was that?
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Yeah. Rock! Rock!
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- This chick isn't humming right.
- Yeah, really.
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It's supposed to hum like this....
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Now, Butt-Head...
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you've waited your whole
life to say this in class
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without getting in trouble.
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Our topic for today is...
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"Sexual intercourse".
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Say it, Butt-Head!
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"Sexual intercourse".
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Say it! You panty-waist!
Say it! Say it!
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"Sexual intercourse".
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Get out of my class! You
uncooperative maggot!
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He said you're a wuss.
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A wussy.
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Beavis, what does this say?
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I don't...
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Get out!
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Get out!
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Hey Butt-Head, what
was on the board?
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What?
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What?
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What?
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This sucks!
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