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LATE NIGHT WITH BUTT-HEAD
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Get up Butt-Head, get up!
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Hey, Butt-Head, put on that old
guy that likes to break stuff.
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- What?
- You know, that guy, that Letterdude.
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- It's Letterman, buttmunch.
- Yeah, yeah. Put him on.
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Maybe he'll break something.
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Here it is tonight's top ten list from
the home office in Sioux City, Iowa.
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Tonight's category:
top ten ways... to break stuff.
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Cool.
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Hey Beavis...
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we could do that. Why
can't we have our own show?
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Yeah yeah, and get lotsa money.
And chicks, like that Letterdude.
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Yeah.
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Money and chicks!
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Hey Beavis,
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it sure is cool having money and chicks.
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- That would be cool!
- Yeah, yeah.
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Let's do it!
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Is this Spın̈al Tap?
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Tap is cool.
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This isn't Spın̈al Tap!
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- This sucks!
- Yeah, this sucks!
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Where'd these guys get their clothes?
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They bought it at that rock
and roll store at the mall.
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Whoa, look at his face!
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His face sucks.
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I think these guys played
at the state fair last year.
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They won a blue ribbon in the pig contest.
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Yeah.
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Because he's fat!
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- Shut up! Shut up!
- Yeah. Shut up!
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You suck!
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Stop, in the name of all
that which does not suck!
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AUDIO VISUAL ROOM
MEETING TODAY 3:30
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Super idea about documenting
the decay of a rose, Cassandra.
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Keep those concepts
coming, everyone.
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- We, like, have an idea for a show.
- Yeah, yeah. We want money and chicks.
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Now, television isn't all
about glamour, Beavis.
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It's a chance for you both
to awaken your imagination.
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Make those intuitive leaps and
unleash the creative flow within.
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Hey Butt-Head, smell my finger.
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No way, Beavis.
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Now, I'm sure you have a fantastic
concept. I'm gonna close my eyes
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and I want you to Whoa me.
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Is that allowed on
school property?
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Butt-Head, I want you to describe
your show idea. Excite me,
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make me see
your vision.
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So it's like,
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I guess,
like, we'd be on TV and stuff.
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And we'd be, like, in a room.
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This is cool.
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So like, uh,
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say hello to our good friend Beavis.
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That would be nutty.
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So, like, this
is our top ten list.
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From our home office
in Butte, Montana.
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That was cool.
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Not bad. Tone down the
violence and you guys are on.
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Five, four...
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Is this,
like, on?
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Hello?
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This is, like,
my show and stuff.
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I mean, uh...
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Welcome.
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Butt-Head!
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- Butt-Head!
- Oh, yeah.
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Please, like,
applause for Beavis.
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I thought of a
joke before.
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Uh, "bonerfied".
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Like, I'm bonerfied?
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Thank you
and stuff.
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I don't have any guests,
cause, like, we couldn't find one,
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so here's Beavis.
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Sit down,
dumbass.
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So, like, say something
that's, like, interesting.
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Is this one of those beer commercials?
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Yeah, this is that one where that
dude goes out in the desert,
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and then he opens up the
beer and it starts snowing.
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"Step out of the old, and into the cold".
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"Nothing Beats a Butt!"
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Hey Beavis, how come Donny is
the only dude with his shirt on?
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- 'cause he's a wuss.
- Yeah.
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He probably has saggy pecs.
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Did you know their dad,
Lee Harvey Osmond,
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like, killed one of the
presidents or something?
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And I heard the whole Osmond
family is a bunch of morons!
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That's Mormons, buttwipe!
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Those are those dudes that come
up to your house on their bicycles.
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Is this the Moron Tabernacle Choir?
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I hate this moron music.
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- I guess that's all the time.
- Wait!
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Wait Butt-Head, I
know, let's do that trick.
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Oh, yeah.
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This is cool.
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Now my turn.
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That was
a cool show.
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Come back again.
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- We're gonna kick Letterman's butt.
- Yeah, and we're gonna score.
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Whoa, is this Faces of Death 3?
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No, it's just a video. Butthole.
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Hey, how come this guy is wearing a dress?
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- Because he's doing his laundry, dumbass.
- Oh, really?
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There is no one but me!
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BUT MMMEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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- That sucked, Beavis.
- Shut up, Butt-Head, it was cool.
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- Whoa, a toilet! Cool!
- Yeah.
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Toilets are cool.
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They figured, like, since this song
was getting wimpy right there,
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they'd like, just, throw a toilet out.
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I think it helped.
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I-I wonder if there's a turd inside it?
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That's a good question, Beavis.
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I wondered that myself.
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- That guy fell over.
- Yeah, yeah.
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He's gonna get kicked out of the band.
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That dude in the dress doesn't
put up with that crap.
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"You stand up straight, play
your guitar and SHUT UUUUUUUP!"
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Look, look!
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- It's car accidents!
- That was cool!
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Laundry.
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