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Ow! 15 00:00:44,919 --> 00:00:46,919 (OPENING THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 16 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:54,074 OpenSubtitles.org API service shuts down, but not for VIP. Enjoy 20% off Black Friday -> osdb.link/vip 17 00:01:23,208 --> 00:01:24,878 ANIMAL: Rock on! Rock on! Rock on! 18 00:01:27,462 --> 00:01:30,422 Try coming a little sooner and I'll come follow you from there? 19 00:01:30,423 --> 00:01:31,883 - (WHISPERS) Hey! Moog. - Yeah? 20 00:01:31,883 --> 00:01:34,683 {\an8}I've been avoiding Penny's calls, any updates on the album? 21 00:01:34,677 --> 00:01:38,007 {\an8}You know, we're still kickin' it, in the idea stage, 22 00:01:38,014 --> 00:01:40,774 but, I mean, they got a lot of, like... 23 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:41,977 Like bits and pieces? 24 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:45,022 Hey, we've been working on some killer beginnings. Like this. 25 00:01:45,021 --> 00:01:46,111 Hit it! 26 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:50,026 - (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) - (SINGING) 27 00:01:50,151 --> 00:01:51,151 (MUSIC STOPS) 28 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:56,406 Oh. Okay, do you have any other beginnings? 29 00:01:56,616 --> 00:01:58,116 DR. TEETH: Oh, yeah! Three, four! 30 00:01:59,035 --> 00:02:02,705 - (FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING) - (SINGING) 31 00:02:02,831 --> 00:02:04,041 (MUSIC STOPS) 32 00:02:04,165 --> 00:02:05,165 NORA: Oh. 33 00:02:06,292 --> 00:02:07,292 Oh... Okay. 34 00:02:07,293 --> 00:02:09,803 Ooh, and, like, don't forget about this one! 35 00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:13,966 - (FOLK MUSIC PLAYING) - (SINGING) 36 00:02:14,092 --> 00:02:15,092 (MUSIC TRAILS OFF) 37 00:02:15,885 --> 00:02:18,135 - I thought there was more. - Mmm-mmm. 38 00:02:18,429 --> 00:02:19,969 Hey, well, I dig it. 39 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:22,933 Like, who is Johnny Ragsdale? What's his deal? 40 00:02:22,934 --> 00:02:25,854 Does it really matter? It doesn't work, none of it does. 41 00:02:25,854 --> 00:02:27,944 Old Floyd's hard on beginnings. 42 00:02:27,939 --> 00:02:31,689 But, lucky for us, we got an abundance of groovy middles. 43 00:02:31,693 --> 00:02:32,823 Like this one. 44 00:02:33,403 --> 00:02:36,073 - (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) - (SINGING) 45 00:02:36,739 --> 00:02:37,739 And... 46 00:02:38,032 --> 00:02:41,832 - (GROOVY ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) - (SINGING) 47 00:02:42,245 --> 00:02:43,245 Also... 48 00:02:43,246 --> 00:02:45,616 - (FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING) - (SINGING) 49 00:02:48,418 --> 00:02:49,418 (MUSIC STOPS) 50 00:02:50,837 --> 00:02:52,007 I don't know about this one. 51 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:54,625 I think it's a big ol' stinkin' pile of stink. 52 00:02:54,632 --> 00:02:59,222 I absorb all your negativity, and, like, convert it into positivity. 53 00:02:59,220 --> 00:03:02,810 'Cause we also have so many amazing endings! Such as... 54 00:03:02,807 --> 00:03:04,097 (VOCALIZING) 55 00:03:04,517 --> 00:03:06,807 (INSTRUMENTAL FLOURISH PLAYS) 56 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:08,860 - And this one. - (JAZZY INTERLUDE PLAYS) 57 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:10,439 And also, this! 58 00:03:10,940 --> 00:03:13,320 (PLAYS DRUM FILL) 59 00:03:16,237 --> 00:03:17,407 NORA: Wow. 60 00:03:17,530 --> 00:03:19,530 Um... (SNAPS FINGERS) Idea. 61 00:03:19,741 --> 00:03:24,041 What about matching a beginning and a middle with an ending? 62 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:26,577 You know, to form an actual song. 63 00:03:26,581 --> 00:03:31,631 Well, there's the rub-a-dub-dub. I can't just commit all willy-nillyish. 64 00:03:31,628 --> 00:03:33,918 You see, the choices I make today 65 00:03:33,922 --> 00:03:36,632 will be my forever obligations of tomorrow. 66 00:03:36,758 --> 00:03:39,138 Really? 'Cause you're singing it. Not marrying it. 67 00:03:39,135 --> 00:03:42,215 Then at least let us move in together, cohabitate. 68 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:46,062 See if we gel, then buy a goldendoodle, put it in a little stroller 69 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:49,689 and name it something cute, like, Puddin' or Pickles. 70 00:03:49,687 --> 00:03:51,807 - Or Puddles. - Or Puddles. 71 00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:53,020 - Pinky. - Penelope. 72 00:03:53,024 --> 00:03:54,284 - Pinocchio. - Ping-Pong. 73 00:03:54,275 --> 00:03:55,395 - Poncho. - Pup-Pup. 74 00:03:55,401 --> 00:03:57,991 So, yeah, it's become very clear 75 00:03:57,987 --> 00:04:01,027 why they've been in such a severe, like, creative drought. 76 00:04:01,032 --> 00:04:04,872 Dr. Teeth can't commit to anything. And Floyd is just a perfectionist. 77 00:04:04,869 --> 00:04:07,749 I think it's a trash fire. None of it works! 78 00:04:07,747 --> 00:04:09,957 Janice is always busy helping the others, 79 00:04:09,958 --> 00:04:13,498 instead of, you know, actually helping with the song. 80 00:04:13,503 --> 00:04:15,133 It's massage circle time. 81 00:04:15,129 --> 00:04:16,709 - FLOYD: This is the best. - Oh, I love this. 82 00:04:16,714 --> 00:04:19,634 - Guys, hey, do you mind? - Sorry about that. 83 00:04:19,634 --> 00:04:21,054 How can you be so blocked? 84 00:04:21,052 --> 00:04:24,682 You've written a hit song before, right? Can You Picture That? is a classic. 85 00:04:24,681 --> 00:04:25,771 DR. TEETH: Classic indeed! 86 00:04:25,765 --> 00:04:27,805 Alas, we penned that righteous gemstone 87 00:04:27,809 --> 00:04:30,809 under the stars in the great outdoors many a moon ago. 88 00:04:30,979 --> 00:04:34,729 Yeah, yeah. Back then, every note we played just felt right. 89 00:04:34,899 --> 00:04:36,689 - True that. - Simple times. 90 00:04:36,693 --> 00:04:40,073 Then let's ditch this stuffy studio and get you back under the stars. 91 00:04:40,196 --> 00:04:42,116 This is totally what we need. 92 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:43,655 A creative pilgrimage, 93 00:04:43,658 --> 00:04:48,038 where Mother Nature can replenish us from her sandy, cactusy bosom. 94 00:04:48,162 --> 00:04:52,792 Perfect. I'll go online and book a place. How does Joshua Tree sound? Good? 95 00:04:52,792 --> 00:04:54,042 That's perfect! Great. 96 00:04:54,043 --> 00:04:57,843 First we have to swing by the office, so I can buy some more time from Penny. 97 00:04:57,839 --> 00:04:59,009 Then, we hit the road. 98 00:04:59,007 --> 00:05:00,837 - Road trip! - Oh! Okay. 99 00:05:00,842 --> 00:05:03,762 (ANIMAL CONTINUES SHOUTING EXCITEDLY) 100 00:05:05,096 --> 00:05:08,216 - Yeah, he really likes road trips. - It's gonna be a long drive. 101 00:05:10,351 --> 00:05:13,441 - Mmm! Oh, yeah, more sauce. Yeah! - (KNOCKING AT DOOR) 102 00:05:13,438 --> 00:05:14,728 Hey. Penny? 103 00:05:14,731 --> 00:05:18,071 Nora! Come on in. Grab a bib. 104 00:05:18,192 --> 00:05:21,902 JJ surprised me with my favorite hot and spicy ribs. 105 00:05:21,904 --> 00:05:25,124 - I bought six extra. Have at it, Smooshie. - Don't call me that. 106 00:05:25,116 --> 00:05:27,406 Stop coaxing my boss into selling this place. 107 00:05:27,410 --> 00:05:30,790 I gave you plenty of time to make that new album. 108 00:05:30,788 --> 00:05:34,788 And I've heard bubkis. 'Cause you got bubkis. 109 00:05:34,959 --> 00:05:37,419 Not true. No, I mean... (SCOFFS) 110 00:05:37,545 --> 00:05:39,955 The band, they've got this song 111 00:05:39,964 --> 00:05:43,014 about a guy named Johnny Ragsdale and it is... 112 00:05:43,134 --> 00:05:44,764 Musical poetry. 113 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:49,559 Nora actually let me listen to some of the new Mayhem tracks on the DL. 114 00:05:50,433 --> 00:05:51,483 And it's the RD. 115 00:05:52,977 --> 00:05:55,437 - The real deal. - Go on. 116 00:05:55,438 --> 00:05:57,478 - What are you doing? - Just being honest. 117 00:05:57,482 --> 00:06:00,152 Well, I appreciate your honesty. 118 00:06:00,151 --> 00:06:02,531 And that chiseled jaw of yours. 119 00:06:02,695 --> 00:06:03,695 (CHUCKLES) 120 00:06:03,696 --> 00:06:06,616 - I am so confused. - Well, I'm tantalized. 121 00:06:06,741 --> 00:06:08,451 I'll give you one more week. 122 00:06:08,451 --> 00:06:10,541 Can I talk to you outside real quick? 123 00:06:11,662 --> 00:06:14,122 You don't have to thank me for rescuing you in there. 124 00:06:14,123 --> 00:06:15,583 - Thank you? - You're welcome. 125 00:06:15,708 --> 00:06:18,498 - Bad! - Whoa! Really? You brought the guard dog? 126 00:06:18,503 --> 00:06:21,173 - Hey, bud, I told you to wait in the van. - Bad! 127 00:06:21,172 --> 00:06:23,762 Actually, I just bought your band more time with Penny. 128 00:06:23,758 --> 00:06:26,138 - So, maybe JJ ain't so bad after all? - Good? 129 00:06:26,302 --> 00:06:28,972 No! Okay, stop trying to get in my head. Our heads. 130 00:06:28,971 --> 00:06:31,521 - Okay, all I'm trying to do is help you. - Good! 131 00:06:31,724 --> 00:06:33,394 - No, he's not helping us. - Bad! 132 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:35,143 I'm helping you since moment one. 133 00:06:35,144 --> 00:06:38,734 How? Okay, you showed up back in my life and tried to buy the label. 134 00:06:38,731 --> 00:06:40,651 - Bad! - Which I offered you to run! 135 00:06:40,650 --> 00:06:41,730 - Good! - Okay, fine. 136 00:06:41,734 --> 00:06:43,574 Then you crashed my recording with Zedd. 137 00:06:43,569 --> 00:06:45,529 - Bad! - Where I paid for the glass door 138 00:06:45,530 --> 00:06:47,780 - Animal decimated. - (SADLY) Bad. 139 00:06:47,782 --> 00:06:50,122 Then you called them "old" at our rehearsal. 140 00:06:50,118 --> 00:06:53,498 And I offered my help to make the band sound better than ever. 141 00:06:53,788 --> 00:06:54,788 Bad? 142 00:06:55,540 --> 00:06:57,040 - Good? - Yeah, I... 143 00:06:59,127 --> 00:07:01,997 ...admittedly don't know how to feel about you right now. 144 00:07:02,755 --> 00:07:05,505 Well, better than feeling nothin'. 145 00:07:07,677 --> 00:07:09,347 Come on, Animal. Let's go. 146 00:07:09,345 --> 00:07:13,305 (SHOUTING EXCITEDLY) 147 00:07:13,307 --> 00:07:15,137 (ANIMAL CONTINUES SHOUTING) 148 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:20,187 NORA: How long is he gonna do this? FLOYD: It depends. 149 00:07:20,314 --> 00:07:22,324 How long is the road trip? 150 00:07:22,316 --> 00:07:25,736 (ANIMAL MUMBLING SLEEPILY) 151 00:07:25,862 --> 00:07:27,202 (MOOG CHUCKLES) 152 00:07:28,072 --> 00:07:30,532 Hey, thank you so much for letting me tag along. 153 00:07:30,741 --> 00:07:34,251 - This is great. - Yeah, you're welcome. 154 00:07:34,495 --> 00:07:37,495 Also, I can't feel my arms, or body. 155 00:07:37,707 --> 00:07:40,917 Just hang in there. Only two more miles until our desert oasis. 156 00:07:40,918 --> 00:07:41,998 Cool. 157 00:07:46,883 --> 00:07:49,393 MOOG: So, define "oasis." 158 00:07:50,052 --> 00:07:52,722 What is this? No, this isn't what Hannah booked. 159 00:07:53,055 --> 00:07:54,675 - (VULTURE SCREECHES) - Fancy. 160 00:07:54,807 --> 00:07:57,017 NORA: This was supposed to be a luxurious getaway... 161 00:07:57,018 --> 00:07:58,898 - Yeah. - ...so you could write new music! 162 00:07:58,895 --> 00:08:02,055 - This is rustic. - Yeah, you got scammed. 163 00:08:02,064 --> 00:08:04,864 No, not happening. I'm calling the rental company right now. 164 00:08:04,859 --> 00:08:08,399 - What time is it in Bolivia? - Well, I for one, digify it. 165 00:08:08,404 --> 00:08:12,874 - It's got everything we need. - Everything except four walls. 166 00:08:13,743 --> 00:08:15,083 Ain't got no walls! 167 00:08:15,244 --> 00:08:20,004 But look, it, like, totally comes with a bag of marshmallows and a shovel! 168 00:08:19,999 --> 00:08:22,959 Great, now, someone can bury us when we die out here. 169 00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:24,630 - Uh... - (CHUCKLES) 170 00:08:24,962 --> 00:08:28,762 The Eagle Scout in me feels compelled to tell you that 171 00:08:28,758 --> 00:08:30,758 that is not a grave-digging shovel. 172 00:08:30,885 --> 00:08:33,385 It's actually a shovel for, like, um... 173 00:08:33,387 --> 00:08:34,637 - Poopadumbums. - Yeah. 174 00:08:34,639 --> 00:08:36,429 Hello? Hello? 175 00:08:36,682 --> 00:08:37,812 Hello! 176 00:08:37,808 --> 00:08:40,058 - MOOG: Another marshmallow? - Oh, yeah. 177 00:08:40,061 --> 00:08:41,271 MOOG: Anybody else? 178 00:08:41,395 --> 00:08:46,355 So, we've been sitting under the stars here for a few hours. 179 00:08:46,484 --> 00:08:48,614 But still no music flowing, huh? 180 00:08:49,153 --> 00:08:50,453 (ALL MUMBLING DEJECTEDLY) 181 00:08:50,738 --> 00:08:53,988 Maybe we all just need to open up and dig a little deeper. 182 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:56,197 - She's all yours. - NORA: Ew. No. 183 00:08:56,827 --> 00:08:59,077 Maybe we'll figure out what's holding you back. 184 00:08:59,622 --> 00:09:03,792 Like, why Teeth won't commit to anything you write, and why Floyd hates all of it. 185 00:09:03,793 --> 00:09:07,553 You know, like, explore your feelings. Your failures. Your fears. 186 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:09,917 I say we, like, dance it out. 187 00:09:09,924 --> 00:09:11,554 - LIPS: Oh! - Yes! Dance it out! 188 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:14,181 - (LAUGHS) - Dance! Dance! 189 00:09:14,178 --> 00:09:16,598 NORA: Janice, this isn't another problem for you to solve. 190 00:09:16,597 --> 00:09:18,347 Yeah, let's do it. Whoa! 191 00:09:18,349 --> 00:09:20,809 - Yeah, yeah. - FLOYD: It sure does feel dancy. 192 00:09:20,977 --> 00:09:24,227 - Okay, okay, fine. What if I go first? - MOOG: Wait, really? 193 00:09:24,355 --> 00:09:27,975 What, you're just gonna unpack your deepest failures and fears, 194 00:09:27,984 --> 00:09:29,244 right in front of us? 195 00:09:29,902 --> 00:09:31,282 We've all got our issues, right? 196 00:09:32,029 --> 00:09:33,489 If I'm being totally honest, 197 00:09:34,198 --> 00:09:37,868 I definitely thought I'd be way further along in life by now. 198 00:09:38,077 --> 00:09:41,617 I don't know how old I have to be for my life to finally take off. 199 00:09:42,498 --> 00:09:44,998 And I don't even want it all. 200 00:09:45,126 --> 00:09:49,706 Maybe just a cute little house. A partner. Preferably handsome. 201 00:09:49,714 --> 00:09:53,554 6'2", super driven, we compete for success in a healthy way, 202 00:09:53,551 --> 00:09:57,101 while we raise our 2.5 kids. That's the national average. 203 00:09:57,638 --> 00:10:00,428 I mean, really, is it too much to ask to just wanna 204 00:10:01,517 --> 00:10:04,977 spread my wings and fly? 205 00:10:06,522 --> 00:10:09,032 - For I am a falconer. - (FALCON SCREECHES) 206 00:10:09,025 --> 00:10:10,985 Like my father before me. 207 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:17,200 His name was Parvesh. And I am his daughter! 208 00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:18,950 Nora? 209 00:10:19,785 --> 00:10:26,205 Nora. The falconer. Master of the air beasts. 210 00:10:27,376 --> 00:10:28,376 Are you okay? 211 00:10:29,253 --> 00:10:30,253 You good? 212 00:10:31,339 --> 00:10:35,219 Here. I don't do sugar. Rots your brain. 213 00:10:36,927 --> 00:10:37,927 Zoot. 214 00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:41,345 Zoot, this bag expired in '92. 215 00:10:41,349 --> 00:10:43,599 Oh, good. We still got a month left. 216 00:10:43,809 --> 00:10:47,189 What? No! No, no, no, no. That was, like, 30 years ago! 217 00:10:47,438 --> 00:10:49,608 Everybody, you've been eating these marshmallows all night. 218 00:10:49,607 --> 00:10:51,357 And this bag is super expired! 219 00:10:51,984 --> 00:10:55,534 You know what? I'm sure it's fine. There's no reason to panic. 220 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:58,276 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 221 00:10:58,282 --> 00:10:59,662 You should try using a stick. 222 00:11:00,159 --> 00:11:03,039 MOOG: Okay. We're good, right? 223 00:11:03,162 --> 00:11:04,372 It's just old marshmallows. 224 00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:06,417 We are all gonna be fine, all right? 225 00:11:06,415 --> 00:11:08,825 - Hmm. (CHUCKLES) - MOOG: Lips? You okay? 226 00:11:08,834 --> 00:11:11,424 - Ahh. Whoa. - MOOG: You all right there, buddy? 227 00:11:13,714 --> 00:11:16,054 (SPIRIT IN THE SKY BY NORMAN GREENBAUM PLAYING) 228 00:11:16,384 --> 00:11:17,974 (GASPS) 229 00:11:18,844 --> 00:11:20,304 LIPS: Whoa. 230 00:11:23,641 --> 00:11:25,141 (EXCLAIMS) 231 00:11:27,186 --> 00:11:28,806 (LAUGHS) 232 00:11:33,067 --> 00:11:34,527 (YELPS AND GRUNTS) 233 00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:35,607 ZOOT: Lips? 234 00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:37,740 Smile for the camera. 235 00:11:39,031 --> 00:11:40,201 (CAMERA WHIRRING) 236 00:11:40,199 --> 00:11:42,369 - Hmm. - ZOOT: Oh, man, you blinked. 237 00:11:43,619 --> 00:11:44,619 (CHUCKLES) 238 00:11:44,620 --> 00:11:46,710 MOOG: Lips is out, but the rest of you can... Wait. 239 00:11:46,914 --> 00:11:51,504 Oh, no. Where'd everybody go? Where'd everybody go? 240 00:11:52,086 --> 00:11:56,296 Oh. Hello. How are you? 241 00:11:56,298 --> 00:11:57,678 MOOG: Oh, thank God. I found you. 242 00:11:57,925 --> 00:12:02,295 - Hey, Janice! I'm so sorry to interrupt... - You look so... 243 00:12:02,304 --> 00:12:04,974 - ...but let's get you comfy by the fire. - ...familiar. 244 00:12:05,266 --> 00:12:06,976 MOOG: Maybe write some music? 245 00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:10,401 Unless you are out of your mind and all. Where you goin'? 246 00:12:11,147 --> 00:12:15,227 Whoa, it's so infinite. 247 00:12:17,778 --> 00:12:18,948 Oh, wow. 248 00:12:18,946 --> 00:12:21,406 Are you, like, totally here to help me? 249 00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:23,237 - For sure. - DOUBLED VOICE: (ECHOES) For sure. 250 00:12:23,242 --> 00:12:26,832 Aw. I'm feeling so much love right now. 251 00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:30,116 - So much love, one true Janice. - So much love, one true Janice. 252 00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:33,384 - And you need to love you, too. - And you need to love you, too. 253 00:12:33,377 --> 00:12:37,507 - Wow, like, totally loving myself? - Like, totally. 254 00:12:37,506 --> 00:12:40,256 We all know you're gonna get there with your band, 255 00:12:40,259 --> 00:12:43,679 but the secret to writing music is to love yourself first. 256 00:12:43,846 --> 00:12:46,766 - For sure. - For sure. 257 00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:48,596 - For sure. - Hey! 258 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,808 You two make a great couple. 259 00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:53,650 Gonna get there. 260 00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:55,270 Animal? 261 00:12:55,399 --> 00:12:57,649 You wanna come down and make some music? 262 00:12:57,818 --> 00:12:59,358 Baby. 263 00:12:59,737 --> 00:13:00,857 You all right there, bud? 264 00:13:02,823 --> 00:13:05,083 Yeah. Baby. 265 00:13:05,242 --> 00:13:08,042 We're quite fine, my fine gent. Down in a jiff. 266 00:13:08,996 --> 00:13:10,206 Baby. 267 00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:14,836 You're quite the nurturer, aren't you? Just like our dear friend Nora. 268 00:13:14,835 --> 00:13:16,085 Nora. 269 00:13:16,086 --> 00:13:19,666 In fact, from moment one, you've felt a powerful kinship to the woman. 270 00:13:19,673 --> 00:13:21,093 Perhaps it is innate, 271 00:13:21,091 --> 00:13:24,431 or perhaps you share a deep-rooted connection 272 00:13:24,428 --> 00:13:27,138 over you both being abandoned at a young age. 273 00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:28,219 Nora. 274 00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:30,349 Point is, because of that unbreakable bond, 275 00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:31,731 it is your duty to protect her. 276 00:13:32,394 --> 00:13:34,774 Nay, guide her. 277 00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:36,901 (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS) 278 00:13:37,441 --> 00:13:38,941 You two make a great couple. 279 00:13:39,151 --> 00:13:41,901 Everybody! Look up there in the sky! 280 00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:44,447 Ooh. 281 00:13:44,865 --> 00:13:46,985 Doesn't get any weirder than that, am I right? 282 00:13:48,202 --> 00:13:52,792 You know it. I've come to help you, Floyd. 283 00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:55,210 By convincing me to take back the Pride Lands 284 00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:56,879 and reclaim my rightful throne? 285 00:13:56,877 --> 00:13:58,667 No, no, no, that's Lion King. 286 00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:02,341 No, I'm here to tell you to stop being so precious 287 00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:05,141 and start writing music again. 288 00:14:05,135 --> 00:14:09,095 Says the guy who only writes parody songs. Got you! (LAUGHS) 289 00:14:09,223 --> 00:14:12,233 Hey! I've got original songs on every album. 290 00:14:12,226 --> 00:14:13,686 I've done, like, 80 of 'em. 291 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:17,233 - Dang! That is so many. - Almost too many. 292 00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:18,816 Yeah, I just... 293 00:14:20,317 --> 00:14:23,027 No, I just don't wanna let everybody down. 294 00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:26,703 I mean, it's gotta be perfect, know what I'm sayin'? 295 00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:30,579 You really think I care about what people think? 296 00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:32,328 - Clearly not. - Exactly. 297 00:14:32,329 --> 00:14:36,499 So, stop worrying about what the world thinks. 298 00:14:36,625 --> 00:14:39,915 You go tell them what to feel. 299 00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:42,422 Right on, Mr. Weird. 300 00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:47,893 Remember who you are, Floyd. The one true king. 301 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:55,848 (PROLONGED) Remember. 302 00:15:01,442 --> 00:15:03,192 Goodbye, "Weird Al" Yankovic! 303 00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:08,280 So, you are doing a Lion King thing. That's exciting. 304 00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:10,702 - Yeah, it is exciting, isn't it? - Mmm-hmm. 305 00:15:10,701 --> 00:15:13,661 You know, I've not felt this inspired in years. 306 00:15:13,662 --> 00:15:16,422 - (GASPS) - Give me a hug, talking cactus. 307 00:15:16,415 --> 00:15:18,575 Oh, call me Davis. (LAUGHING) 308 00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:20,384 - (FLOYD GRUNTS) - (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS) 309 00:15:20,669 --> 00:15:23,339 - You two make a great couple. - DAVIS: Thank you. 310 00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:26,434 Wow. 311 00:15:27,509 --> 00:15:30,849 - Okay, um, hey, how you doing? It's me. - Hey, Moog. 312 00:15:30,846 --> 00:15:32,636 - How you doin'? - Great. How you doin'? 313 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:33,850 Don't you worry, all right? 314 00:15:33,849 --> 00:15:38,729 'Cause an Eagle Scout is always prepared. I got tweezers. I'mma be right back. 315 00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:39,899 What? 316 00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:43,228 Hey, man. Making new friends? 317 00:15:43,233 --> 00:15:47,823 That's right, man. Meet my friend Davis. 318 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,527 - Whoa! - (THUDS) 319 00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:51,952 - Whoa. - (TRIPPY MUSIC PLAYING) 320 00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:55,164 Well, far out. 321 00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:00,713 Whoa. Whee! 322 00:16:03,170 --> 00:16:04,460 Maybe too far out. 323 00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:07,684 Look out. 324 00:16:09,343 --> 00:16:11,513 A piano trap. Hmm. 325 00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:14,719 Perhaps the way out of this jam is with a jam. 326 00:16:14,723 --> 00:16:16,853 (DISCORDANT NOTES PLAYING) 327 00:16:21,605 --> 00:16:24,265 (PANTING) 328 00:16:24,274 --> 00:16:26,034 Oh, yeah? Uh... 329 00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:29,606 (SHOUTS) Get me out of here! 330 00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:33,239 Looks like I got you the perfect ring size. 331 00:16:33,242 --> 00:16:34,832 - (LAUGHS) - Penny? 332 00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:39,247 All you had to do was write one song to free yourself and you couldn't. 333 00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:42,878 You know why? 'Cause you won't commit to music, and you won't commit to me! 334 00:16:43,168 --> 00:16:46,668 Come on now, Twinkles. You know I don't do forever. 335 00:16:47,881 --> 00:16:50,381 Aw, who said anything about forever? 336 00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:53,511 Just commit to something for once in your life. 337 00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:57,639 - You understand? - (SHOUTING) I do! 338 00:17:01,353 --> 00:17:04,863 - Hey, look at that. I'm in here. - Teeth! How did this even happen? 339 00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:06,817 - Are they supposed to do that? - DR. TEETH: Uh-huh. 340 00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:08,147 (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS) 341 00:17:08,318 --> 00:17:10,648 - You two make a great couple. - What? 342 00:17:10,654 --> 00:17:12,914 Janice! Janice, a little help here, please! 343 00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:16,908 (JANICE SINGING) 344 00:17:16,910 --> 00:17:18,950 MOOG: This is gonna be a long night. 345 00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:21,501 (JANICE MUMBLING INDISTINCTLY) 346 00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:24,500 (SIGHS) 347 00:17:24,501 --> 00:17:26,001 Some road trip, huh? 348 00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:28,513 - (CHUCKLES) Hey, you feeling better? - Yep. 349 00:17:28,505 --> 00:17:31,295 Fully back to my normal self again. 350 00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:33,300 - For better or worse. - Oh, come on. 351 00:17:34,803 --> 00:17:38,023 - You're too hard on yourself. - (SCOFFS) Am I? 352 00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:40,390 Not only did the band refuse to face their fears, 353 00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:43,022 but I ended up admitting all of mine. 354 00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:45,440 I heard you don't think your life's taking off, 355 00:17:45,439 --> 00:17:48,319 but from where I'm sitting, I'd say you're flying high. 356 00:17:49,943 --> 00:17:52,283 - You think? - Oh, yeah. 357 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:54,162 Thanks, JJ. 358 00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:55,907 Wait, huh? 359 00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:57,158 Oh. 360 00:17:57,743 --> 00:18:00,913 Sorry, no. Guess that guy really got in my head. 361 00:18:02,831 --> 00:18:04,041 (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS) 362 00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:06,423 You two make a great couple. 363 00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:08,628 Yeah. 364 00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:10,922 We really do. 365 00:18:12,049 --> 00:18:14,759 Yeah, you're definitely not back to normal. 366 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:20,640 Please. I'm fine. Now if you don't mind, it's time to fly. 367 00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:24,693 Oh, my... All right. 368 00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:26,862 (NORA CHIRPING) 369 00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:29,692 Oh, wow. 370 00:18:29,691 --> 00:18:31,361 Okay, have a good flight. 371 00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:32,740 (CLEARS THROAT) 372 00:18:34,321 --> 00:18:37,031 Yeah, I'mma go pack up the van. 373 00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:45,794 I met a cactus last night. 374 00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:48,340 I met a lot of mes. 375 00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:50,714 Baby. 376 00:18:50,712 --> 00:18:55,592 Who knew that the greatest advice could come from the weirdest of Als. 377 00:18:55,592 --> 00:19:00,602 Yep. We all saw things. But it didn't help. 378 00:19:00,597 --> 00:19:01,807 (FLOYD PLUCKING BASS GUITAR) 379 00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:06,517 When we get back to town, I'll go tell Penny that we got nothin'. 380 00:19:07,771 --> 00:19:11,071 Well, if you ask me, Label Lady, nothin's still somethin'. 381 00:19:11,066 --> 00:19:14,646 Don't think we can put "nothing" on a record and sell it, though. 382 00:19:14,945 --> 00:19:19,025 Well, that luscious lick's not nothin'. You just come up with that new beginning? 383 00:19:19,366 --> 00:19:22,236 Yeah. It's actually getting good. 384 00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:25,334 - Allow me to croon to your tune. - Yeah, do it. 385 00:19:26,206 --> 00:19:29,416 (SINGING) 386 00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:33,304 I like that. 387 00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:35,337 (CONTINUES SINGING) 388 00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:41,721 (SINGING) 389 00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:42,847 Nice. 390 00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:44,888 - Move... Uh, no. - (SINGS) 391 00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:46,142 Yeah, yeah. 392 00:19:46,143 --> 00:19:48,773 (BOTH SINGING) 393 00:19:48,770 --> 00:19:50,360 DR. TEETH: Yeah. 394 00:19:50,522 --> 00:19:52,272 - This is not bad, you know? - DR. TEETH: Yeah. 395 00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:56,704 - Now all we need's a middle and an end. - Ooh, I, like, totally got a chorus. 396 00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:57,775 Let's hear it. 397 00:19:57,779 --> 00:20:01,329 (SINGING) 398 00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:02,782 DR. TEETH: Yeah. 399 00:20:02,784 --> 00:20:05,044 (ALL SINGING) 400 00:20:07,247 --> 00:20:10,627 Wait, did they actually find a way to get over their writer's block? 401 00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:11,706 No. 402 00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:13,708 You found it. 403 00:20:14,796 --> 00:20:17,586 (SINGING CONTINUES) 404 00:20:53,585 --> 00:20:56,205 Wow, it really is beautiful. 405 00:20:56,463 --> 00:20:58,223 Oh, for sure. 406 00:20:58,215 --> 00:21:03,425 Seems my life-long need to help others was just a way to avoid helping myself. 407 00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:06,427 Nighty-night, roomie. 408 00:21:07,891 --> 00:21:08,891 Night, Janice. 409 00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:12,810 Night, Animal. 410 00:21:18,318 --> 00:21:19,318 Nora. 411 00:21:19,319 --> 00:21:21,779 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 412 00:21:30,789 --> 00:21:31,789 Good times. 413 00:21:36,211 --> 00:21:38,761 (MUSIC CONTINUES OVER SPEAKER) 414 00:21:43,802 --> 00:21:48,972 - Well, what do you think? - Well, I wouldn't call it brilliant. 415 00:21:49,683 --> 00:21:51,023 (ALL SIGH DEJECTEDLY) 416 00:21:51,184 --> 00:21:53,104 I'd call it a miracle! 417 00:21:53,687 --> 00:21:57,437 Nora actually got your butts back in the game. 418 00:21:57,607 --> 00:21:59,687 Did I tell you, or what? Musical poetry. 419 00:21:59,693 --> 00:22:01,153 - (ALL CLAMORING) - (MOUTHING) Thank you. 420 00:22:03,488 --> 00:22:05,948 All right, all right, stop your yapping. 421 00:22:05,949 --> 00:22:08,289 You still got the rest of the album to fill. 422 00:22:08,285 --> 00:22:11,405 - And I need it tomorrow. - ZOOT: What? 423 00:22:11,413 --> 00:22:12,663 Hold on, now. 424 00:22:12,664 --> 00:22:17,504 If I may, tomorrow is promised to no man. 425 00:22:17,502 --> 00:22:21,342 So, let me live for today. Whilst I proclaimiate, 426 00:22:22,716 --> 00:22:25,336 - I adore this volcano of tenderness... - (GASPS) 427 00:22:26,511 --> 00:22:31,641 ...and hereby commit to our love by sharing it with the world. 428 00:22:32,267 --> 00:22:36,437 Oh, my... Take all the time you need. 429 00:22:37,647 --> 00:22:39,147 Well, all right. 430 00:22:39,608 --> 00:22:41,108 Well, all right! 431 00:22:41,276 --> 00:22:43,396 (BAND MEMBERS SINGING) 432 00:22:51,578 --> 00:22:56,578 So, Dr. Teeth is committing, Floyd is writing, Janice is healing, 433 00:22:56,708 --> 00:23:00,208 and I think I heard Lips mumbled something about saving the world. 434 00:23:00,670 --> 00:23:01,800 What about you, sis? 435 00:23:03,799 --> 00:23:05,929 I guess Moog helped me see 436 00:23:05,926 --> 00:23:08,926 that I'm flying higher than I thought I was. 437 00:23:08,929 --> 00:23:12,219 - At least, the band's all better. - Yeah. 438 00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:13,774 (DOORBELL RINGS) 439 00:23:13,892 --> 00:23:15,442 Nothing's gonna stop them now. 440 00:23:17,646 --> 00:23:19,146 Hi. Can I help you? 441 00:23:19,272 --> 00:23:21,692 TINA: Hello. I hope this is the right place. 442 00:23:21,858 --> 00:23:23,648 We're looking for our son. 443 00:23:23,652 --> 00:23:24,742 Mama? 444 00:23:25,570 --> 00:23:28,280 - Daddy? - TINA: That's right, Junior. 445 00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:32,037 - We're here to take you home. - GERALD: Yep. 446 00:23:58,311 --> 00:24:00,481 - Hold it right there. - (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS) 447 00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:03,730 (CHUCKLES) Nice one. Oh! What are you doing there? 447 00:24:04,305 --> 00:25:04,357 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/cvfnr Help other users to choose the best subtitles 34003

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