All language subtitles for Sabrina s05e16 Sabrina Muse.eng

Have I told you lately how much I like you?

No. But, you know, sitting
through "Hee-Haw Henry"

just to hang out with me at work
pretty much says it all.

Just my luck-- the one week I fill in

and your aunt hires
the guy from Deliverance.

I don't understand.

His resume said he had two Grammys.

But what it didn't say is that they were
married to his two grandpappys.

What am I going to do?

He's driving customers out.

Well, at least they can escape.

Think about the poor banjo
being held hostage.

We're the ones being held hostage.

The girl's got a point.

Luckily, so do I.

Sorry, folks-- it looks like

trudging out in this horrible rain

has caused Jethro to come
down with laryngitis.

Hey, Kevin, why don't you
get up there and sing?

Me? No, I don't have anything rehearsed.

Well, you didn't rehearse

for that party Thursday
night, and you rocked.

No, no, no. You need to get
home and rest that voice.

Better yet, lay that voice to rest.

Hey, Aunt Hilda, Kevin wants to sing.

Oh, fantastic. Go right on.

I would, but I don't have my guitar.

You're in luck.

Look.

Somebody left their guitar.

Ladies and Gentlemen,
put your hands together

for an incredibly gifted
young performer, Kevin.

So, are you serious about him?

Oh, that all depends.
On what?

On how serious he is about me.

Uh, this is a little song

I've been working on, and, uh

it goes something like this.

Does that answer your question?

I think so.

( song ends )

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Sabrina you're incredible.

I feel such a deep connection with you.

It's hard to put into words.

Well, you did a pretty good job

in your song tonight-- it was amazing.

Yeah, well I can think of something
that's even more amazing.

Okay, but this is positively,
definitely the last one.

( squeals )

Oh, you guys were spying
on me, weren't you?

Hate to break it to you, Spellman

but your life isn't that interesting.

Yeah, Roxie's right.

I mean, just because Kevin
thinks you're incredible

doesn't mean that we do.

If only you could lie
as well as you accessorize.

What, are you guys taking notes?

And why are you so worked up about this?

Well, for one thing, a guy
never wrote a song about me.

A guy wrote a song about me once

but he used all four-letter words.

Look, I like Kevin a lot, but I don't
want to get too excited.

There's nothing worse
than getting your hopes built up

just to have them come
crashing down around you.

Oh, I am with you.

I don't know how many times

I was in the perfect relationship

then out of the blue, the guy dumped me

because he found
out I was dating his roommate.

A girl has to protect herself.

You better hope those looks never fade.

I guess what I'm saying is,
I just want to take it slow.

Sounds like a plan to me.

So, when are you going to see him next?

Every night this week.

Sabrina and Kevin make
the most adorable couple.

I've never seen her this happy.

Our little niece may be walking
down the aisle before we do.

( crying ) It is sad, isn't it?

What if she has kids before we do?

Larry Linterman died.

But Larry was in the prime of his life.

We were just at his 400th birthday party.

( sobbing )

I just... I just heard
the news about Larry.

Why? Why?!

I didn't know you were so close.

Why didn't he make out a will?!

I sucked up to that dunderhead
for 20 years.

And for what? So the Other Realm government

could come in and pocket
what's rightfully mine?

You know, Hilda, Salem makes a good point.

Sucking up to people is a waste?

The two of us should have a will.

We've got plenty of time
for that-- we're young.

Compared to what, the Dead Sea scrolls?

All I'm saying, Hilda, is you never know.

Look at Larry. -Well, that was different.

Larry was...
In great shape.

Yes, but he didn't... -Smoke,
drink or eat fatty foods.

Did he exercise?
Seven days a week.

Well, there you go-- we don't exercise

so we don't have to worry.

Hilda, I know we're
all hoping to live long lives

but eventually we will...

Oh, no! Don't go there!

( blabbering )

Look, I know it's not a pleasant topic

but we need to make sure
that our loved ones

are adequately taken care of after we...

Keel over; buy the farm;

take a dirt nap; kick the...

Salem.

( guitar strumming )

Wow, that was fantastic.

I'm glad you liked it.

I can't believe you wrote a whole song

and I'm still struggling

over line one of my newspaper article.

Well, it's pretty easy
to write when you have

somebody beautiful to inspire you.

Sabrina...

you're my muse.

Wow, I've never been anyone's muse before.

Is there, like, a special outfit
I have to wear or something?

You know, it's funny, before I met you

it's like I would go in these dry spells--

I couldn't write a word-- and now it's like

the music just floats into my head.

Well, you're not the only one floating.

( doorbell rings )

Aunt Hilda, Aunt Zelda,
what are you doing here?

We've come to discuss our impending death.

Oh, my God, are you guys sick?

No.
But we could be.

We could drop at any minute.

You must be Kevin. I'm
Sabrina's Aunt Zelda.

You'll have to forgive my sister.

She gets a little nervous

when it comes to discussing...

Why are you whispering?

Do you know something I don't know?

I have scurvy, don't I?

Oh, somebody, quick, toss me an orange.

Hilda, calm down.

You're fine. We're both fine.

We just feel it's time
to get our affairs in order.

Well, I don't want to think
about anything bad happening to you guys.

Of course not, dear, but we all have
to think about the inevitable.

Look, I think I should
leave you guys alone.

I'll call you later.

Well, he seems like a very nice man.

Yes. I'm sure he'll be very comforting

when Zelda and I meet our maker

in a rare New England earthquake.

Oh, Hilda, that's enough.

Dear, as I was saying

certain provisions must be
made in case Hilda or I...

Again with the whispering.

I would prefer to be cremated,
and I would like my ashes

spread across Orion's Belt. Or thereabouts.

And I want to stay on the ventilator
as long as possible.

I'm serious. If you pull
the plug, I'll know.

That's so morbid.

You know, before you guys showed up

I was in the best mood of my life.

Kevin told me I'm his muse.

Well, that's great, honey.

Now, your Aunt Hilda would prefer
a more traditional burial

which means you'll need a good embalmer.

Oh, and when the deadly
tsetse fly comes to claim us

here's a treasure map
of where I buried our money

in the backyard.

It's in gold doubloons.

Hilda, I thought I told
you to make a copy first.

Fine.

It'll be ready tomorrow after 4:00.

Kevin called you his muse?

That is, like, the highest compliment

that a guy can give you.

Call me crazy, but I prefer
"intellectual peer."

I've never heard that one before.

Sabrina, being someone's muse
is such an honor.

Yeah, you're right.

I mean, I could be the next,
like, "Layla" or "Mandy."

Or "Bad, Bad Leroy Brown".

Personally, I'd hate being someone's muse.

I'd always feel obligated
to say interesting stuff.

Oh, I don't think you need to worry.

Hey, Sabrina.
Hey.

So, what's going on with my muse today?

Oh, uh, you know, a bunch
of interesting stuff.

Um, I woke up, I got out of bed...

Dragged a comb across your head?

No, but I showered and I shaved my legs

and then I tried to find
some matching socks.

Do you want to write some of this down?

Hilda, come on.

We've only got 15 minutes
to get to the estate planner

and it's raining like mad.

Hilda? Hilda?

Where do you think

you're going? -Oh. Would you believe

I have a date with Gene Kelly?

I didn't think so.

( grunts )

Look, I'm sorry.

I thought I could go through with this

but I can't-- I really can't!

Hilda, get a grip.

We are only making out these wills

as a precautionary measure.

You can't live your life in fear.

It's been working for me so far.

Aren't you afraid?

Don't you wonder what's next?

Is this the last chance we get,
or is there a hereafter?

There's only one way to find out.

Last call for the hereafter.

All aboard for the river Styx.

Okay, we saw it. Let's go.

Hilda... this is not the hereafter--

this is just the boat ride over.

Have fun. I'll be in the Admiral's Club

throwing back some zombies.

Come on, now, you said you wanted to know

what it's like, and we're
going to find out.

Come on.
Okay.

Hello. Hi.

( nervous laughter )

Well, we are definitely going
to be the life of this party.

Hey, how's it going?

Not so great. I'm having writer's block.

For some reason, I just
don't feel inspired.

Well, maybe I can inspire you
with a hot vanilla latte.

Ah, no thanks-- when I hit these dry spells

caffeine just disrupts my concentration.

Oh, and as your muse,
I should have known that.

Um... so, oh, guess what?

I found my missing sock

and it's a really interesting story.

You'll never guess where it turned up.

My closet, of all places.

I find the rain is rejuvenating.

Wow, that is awesome.

Yeah, you know, matching socks are great.

No, no, no. What that girl just said

about the rain being rejuvenating.

That's perfect for a song.

I guess, but, you know

I still like a good
missing sock song myself.

"Rejuvenating rain helps ease the pain."

But what really rocks are my missing socks.

I am so bombing out as a muse.

Sabrina, I'm so glad you're home.

I need your advice
on how to be a good muse.

Oh, well, if you figure
it out, let me know.

Josh said that I didn't inspire
any of his photographs.

Not even the ones of me.

So, come on, share your secret.

Well, I'd love to help you, but I can't.

I seem to have lost my touch.

Yeah, right-- I am on to you.

You just don't want
to give away your secret

so you can be the only one in this
house who inspires men.

Well, let me tell you something, missy.

I have got a dress upstairs in my closet

that is going to blow you out of the water.

Meow.

I love a good catfight.

Sabrina, let's talk estate planning.

Here's my proposal for dividing
up our aunties' assets.

Our aunties?

I get the car, the house,
the timeshare on Neptune.

And you, you lucky devil

get that one-of-a-kind spider clock.

Salem, I don't want to talk about this.

I hope my aunts live forever,
and I don't care what I get.

Already took the liberty of assuming that.

Sign here, sis.

Salem, I've got bigger
problems than this, okay?

I've got to figure
out how to be a good muse

or Kevin's going to dump me for some girl

who's more naturally interesting than I am.

I can't help you there.

The only thing I ever inspired
was mandatory spaying.

Why don't you ask a real muse?

Why didn't I think of that?

Hmm.

Muses come quickly, I need to learn

the art of inspiring
before my roommates return.

Please, watch your step...

or not.

Doesn't really matter now.

Okay, I'm warning you.

If you are even one minute
late picking us up...

What? You'll kill me?

( laughs )

Too late.

Oh, hi, darlings.

Welcome to Sunshine Lakes.

Now, be sure to sign in and take a ticket.

This year, we're raffling off stretch pants

and a whole year's supply of peds.

I'm Zelda, and this is my sister Hilda.

Oh, yeah, you're here on the day pass.

Could you please not use the word "pass."

I'm sorry, my sister gets a little uptight

when it comes to the subject of...

Death?

I'm out of here.

Well, of course she's uptight.

When you're on the other side

people see death as an ending.

But here on Sunshine Lakes

it's a whole new beginning.

You're going to love it.

Every night, we have a picture show

at the Jackie Gleason Auditorium.

A little tip:

bring a cushion for your tushy.

Oh look, they're showing

the director's cut of Rooster Cogburn.

I love the Duke.

Oh good, 'cause you're sitting
next to him at lunch.

Oh, and the food is all you can eat

24 hours, day and night.

Oh, and no matter how much you
eat, you never gain weight.

Hello, heaven.

( laughter )

I'm sure you have fabulous
classical music concerts.

No.

But you're going to adore

the Minnie Pearl Clubhouse

where we have everything
from square dancing to bingo.

I love bingo.

Who doesn't?

What's to love?

There's no strategy.

You just sit there mindlessly

waiting for someone to call out a number.

Well, you must have

some really intellectually
stimulating lectures

what with Descartes
and Socrates on the premises.

Actually, Descartes and Socrates

gave up lecturing for shuffleboard.

They love just relaxing

after all that serious
thinking on the other side.

And you should see their apartment.

It's gorgeous.

Well, doesn't anybody use
their brains around here?

What for? We're dead.

Now, this is what I call living.

So, basically, if you
want to be a good muse

like I was to Beethoven

all you have to do is focus
all your energy on the artist.

Sit with him, talk to him...

But what if I run
out of interesting things to say?

Then you compensate
for that by catering to his interests.

Praise him, build up his ego

anticipate his every need.

And you really think that will help

inspire a guy to produce his greatest work?

Ever hear of a little ditty
called Beethoven's Fifth?

( doorbell rings )

Hey.
Hi.

Wow, thanks for inviting me over.

Yeah, well, you said

you needed a quiet place
to work on your music

and I figured my aunts
are going to be gone all night

so it's the perfect place.

You're the best, you know that?

Always thinking about me.

Well, that's the muse's job, right?

All right, well, you go ahead and play away

and I'm just going to be typing up

my article for the school paper.

I'm sorry, Sabrina, can I bother
you for a glass of water?

You know, I'm the one that's sorry.

I mean, as your muse, I should
have anticipated your needs.

Water coming right up.

Or, you know what

I could make you an iced tea.

No, don't go to any trouble.

But, you know, I wouldn't turn down

a half ice tea, half lemonade

with a twist of lime and just
a splash of cranberry cooler.

For some reason it just helps get
the creative juices flowing.

And what kind of muse would I be
if I couldn't help you do that?

"Therefore, it is my humble
opinion that..."

Wait a minute. Is it my humble
opinion or just my opinion

and am I being arrogant
if I call myself humble?

Hey Sabrina, which one of these intros

do you like better?-- listen to this.

( plays funky guitar riff )

Or...

( plays folky guitar riff )

They're both great.

I think I'm going with the second one.

Okay.

"And, therefore, it
is my strong feeling that..."

Oh, what was I trying to say?

Why is it such a struggle
for me to write these articles?

You know, I wish writing
came as easy for me

as music does for you.

Maybe I'm just not

cut out to be a journalism major.

Maybe I should switch.

Do you think I should switch?

Hmm? -Do you think
I should switch my major?

Uh, I don't know.

Is there anything you like more

than the major you already have now?

Well, I do like journalism.

There you go. Switch to that.

That is my major.

Oh. Are you sure?

Yeah, I am, Kevin.

Who's my favorite author?

Uh, Katie Salinger?

It's J.D. Salinger, and no,
he's not my favorite author.

It's Jane Austin.

I talked about it for an hour
on the phone last night.

Didn't you listen to anything I said?

Yeah, of course I did.

You told me how much you love my songs.

And anything about me you just tuned out?

No. How can you say that?

Half the music I wrote was inspired by you.

That's my point.

You're only interested
in me if I'm helping you.

Anything I say that's not song material

goes in one ear and out the other.

That's not true.

You know, Kevin, I really don't want

to be in a one-way relationship

and I really don't want
to be anybody's muse.

Wha... Sabrina, wait.

No, I am so out of here.

No, this is... I... but...

Wait a minute.

This is my aunts' house.

And I don't want to hear
about this in any song.

I did it.

I stared death right in the face

and I had the time of my life.

I also beat Descartes at shuffleboard

and I dirty danced with Fred Mertz.

Whatever floats your boat.

And now, because of you

I realize that death
is nothing to be afraid of.

It's just one big bash

full of casinos, canasta, and kugel.

Josh, I have been waiting here all morning.

Hasn't anything that I have
said or done inspired you?

Yeah, you just inspired me

to make the best latte
of my entire coffee career.

Everybody hear that?

I am not just beautiful and smart.

I'm a muse.

Look at me.

I am a muse.

Hello, people.

What a glorious day.

You can already smell spring in the air.

Your aunt scares me when she's this happy.

Roxie, you did a fantastic
job filling in this week.

Here's a bonus as a token of appreciation.

On the other hand, it's kind of appealing.

( whistling )

Well, you're sure in a good mood today.

And why shouldn't I be?

I love life.

I love death.

Like you kids say, "It's all good."

Oh, we've been saying that all morning.

But why am I talking to you about death?

You're young, alive and in love.

Well, you got the first part right.

Turns out Kevin
was a little too self-absorbed.

I'm sorry, honey.

Oh, by the way

when I die

and you stick me in the casket

make sure I'm wearing comfortable shoes.

Anybody know a place that makes
a good vanilla latte?

Kevin.

Sabrina, I know you're upset

and you probably don't want to give
me a second chance, but...

But what?

Well, I read your article
on college arts funding.

It was terrific.

That's nice, but, you know

reading one article isn't
going to fix everything.

Yeah, well, I read all your articles--

uh, sororities, animal testing--

and they closed the library before I could

finish the one on the gas leaf blowers.

Oh, I had the flu when I wrote that one.

Look, what I'm trying to say is...

if you change your major

journalism will be losing
one heck of a writer.

You're not just saying that

because you want to get back together?

Look, I know I really
blew this relationship

and if you don't want
to give me a second chance

I totally understand.

It's just, well, you
really mean a lot to me.

And... well...

Wow, Pride and Prejudice.

You bought this for me?

No, I swiped it from the library.

I'm kidding.

Thanks.

It means a lot to me that you remembered.

Listen, do you want to go someplace

after your shift is over?

I'd like that.

I bet you'd like it
even better if you left now.

Well, wouldn't you be shorthanded?

I'll live, and if not

the alternative's not bad, either.

Are you sure?

Absolutely.

Seize the day, Sabrina.

Life's short... if you're lucky.

Oh, I can't believe those dumb broads

just left a treasure map
lying around the kitchen.

I'd expect it from Hilda
but a quantum physicist?

There's over $500,000 of gold

buried in this dirt.

Oh, Lord have mercy.

I've hit the mother load!

Thanks to the hags

I'll be able to blow this pop stand

one filthy rich cat.

( sobbing )

Well, he was right about the filthy part.

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