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Who knew a bar could fail?
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A bar!
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Yeah, it's too bad we're all sober.
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This table alone could turn
that place into a gold mine.
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Adam's bar hasn't failed;
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it's just a success waiting to happen.
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Yeah, so's your hairstyle.
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- Hey, go easy on my roommate.
- Nah, it's okay.
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She's mean to me when I'm right.
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I don't think Christy would
want you eating her fries.
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She doesn't care.
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Oh, take a peek outside.
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I understand.
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I'm eating them as fast as I can.
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Anyway, Adam sits alone in the
bar all day, losing money,
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then he comes home
like a big grump truck
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and dumps it all on me.
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Why don't you go over
there and keep him company?
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Oh, great idea, Marjorie.
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You want me angry, frustrated,
and sitting in a bar?
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Beats angry, frustrated,
and sitting next to me.
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That's what being in a relationship is:
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showing up for the hard parts.
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Boo.
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I know what you need.
I know what we all need.
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A hug from Dhara.
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Is that your horse?
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- No, that's Zahara.
- Oh.
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You got that from
Angelina Jolie's daughter.
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I had that name first.
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Dhara's this incredible
spiritual lady from India
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who flies around the
world hugging people.
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And when she does, it takes
all your problems away.
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They call her the Hug Lady.
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We had a hug lady in prison.
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She did not take all your problems away.
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Other than half my lunch, what'd I miss?
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Nope, no recaps for smokers.
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- Oh, come on.
- Look, you keep doing this.
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You go out to smoke,
and then we got to repeat
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everything we just talked about.
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Some of the things
people are saying in here
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aren't worth hearing the first time.
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Give me a hint. Please?
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Moving on.
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She's having an event in
San Francisco tomorrow,
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and I'm gonna go see her.
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Who's she gonna see?
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Figure it out from context, Smokey.
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Well, Jill, how interesting
that you're gonna go see
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the Hug Lady from India who
solves all your problems.
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So weak.
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Something that can solve all
my problems without a meeting?
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I'm in.
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Don't take this the wrong way,
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but you people a sheep.
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- I'll go.
- Me, too.
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Baa...
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If I commit to this
trip to San Francisco,
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can we ride a cable car?
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Good Lord.
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Come on, Mom, you
need a spiritual reboot
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more than anyone.
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And not just at this table.
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Anyone.
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As much as I'd love to drive two hours
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to get a hug from a con artist
who's covered in germs, I'll pass.
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Okay, everybody's in but Bonnie.
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Uh, I'm still waiting for
confirmation on that cable car.
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We can ride the damn cable car.
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See that? I hung in there
and got my needs met.
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I've really learned
a lot from your cats.
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Subtitle sync and corrections by
ChrisKe for www.addic7ed.com.
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Hurry up, Christy,
I want to get my hug on.
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Oh, God, she's gonna get in this car
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smelling like a ashtray.
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One of you come up front
so I don't have to suffer.
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So two of us should have to
suffer instead of one of you?
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Yeah.
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I do not want to walk into a
highly spiritual environment
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wearing a stinky sari.
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Why are you wearing a sari?
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It's called cultural
appropriation, Marjorie.
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We're all supposed to do it.
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I bet it buys me an extra
ten seconds of hug time, too.
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- Ugh.
- What?
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You reek.
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Oh, come on. Is it really that bad?
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Yes.
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I kind of like it,
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but I feel compelled
to support the group.
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Why are you wearing a sari?
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- She was thinking...
- No recaps for smokers.
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Oy, someone needs an extra-long hug.
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Well, that's why I wore a sar... Oh!
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How about a karaoke night?
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People love a karaoke night.
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Can't think of anything worse.
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- Disco night.
- I was wrong.
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- Trivia night.
- What is a horrible idea?
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None of your suggestions fit
what I'm trying to do here.
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I have a vision.
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I have a vision, too.
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It's of an empty bar.
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Hey, I got Mike.
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Hi, I'm Mike.
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Hi, Mike.
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Hey, let me ask you something.
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Wouldn't your bar
experience be brightened
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with a little karaoke?
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Come on, Adam,
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be James Taylor to my Carly Simon.
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- ♪ Mock ♪
- ♪ No ♪
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♪ Ing ♪
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♪ No ♪
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♪ Bird ♪
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No.
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♪ Mockingbird now ♪
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♪ Everybody ♪
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- ♪ Have you heard ♪
- ♪ Uh, have you heard ♪
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♪ He's gonna buy me... ♪
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- ♪ He's gonna buy you ♪
- ♪ A mockingbird ♪
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- ♪ A mockingbird ♪
- Look, honey, the whole bar's into it.
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- ♪ If that mockingbird don't sing ♪
- ♪ Bird don't sing. ♪
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I will cut you off.
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I don't want gimmicks,
I just want a bar.
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But we're in Napa,
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land of a million wineries.
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If you want people to
come drink here instead,
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you need to offer them
something different.
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I do. We don't serve wine.
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Well, if it's a sports
bar, you should at least...
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Again, it's not a sports bar.
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It's a bar for people who like sports.
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Well, y-you're just saying
the same thing with more words.
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What does that even mean?
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It means you can watch the game or not!
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It's very relaxing.
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Well, not right now, but usually.
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I'm just trying to help you.
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I don't want your help.
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Fine, I'm out of here.
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First good idea you've had.
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I'm glad it's back to just us.
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I haven't been this excited
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since Neiman's opened
an outlet in Petaluma.
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You go to outlets?
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No.
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But it got a lot of
riffraff out of my Neiman's.
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Tammy, you've got the view.
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How far away from the door are we?
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I'm gonna say about 40 klicks.
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I'm gonna Al say I don't
know what a "klick" is.
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I read on Dhara's website
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that we'll get more out of our hug
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if we have a clear intention going in.
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That's a good idea.
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Why don't we all write them down?
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What's an intention? Like a wish?
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No. Dhara's not a birthday candle.
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An intention is more
like a focused desire
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for a positive outcome.
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Sounds like a wish.
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- Are you trying to copy mine?
- No, I'm just stretching.
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That's a waste of an intention.
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I mean, I can just buy another Audi.
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Done.
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Is yours to quit smoking?
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No. It's for everyone
I know to start smoking.
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What's yours, Marjorie?
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I want to release the
pain of losing Victor
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without letting go of my love for him.
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Aw.
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That's way more enlightened
than better Wi-Fi.
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- Skip me.
- Tammy?
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- Oh, it's dumb.
- Oh, tell us.
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Okay, I want to love myself
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as much as I love you guys.
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Aw.
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God, why is everybody's
better than mine?
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Well, no one asked, but my intention is
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to be seen and heard by...
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Shh, shh! Here comes
the guy with the tickets.
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How many in your group?
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Five.
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So, it's official?
We're all getting hugs?
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You get a ticket, and
if you stay in this line
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you'll be number... 873.
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How long is that gonna take?
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Waiting time from this point
is approximately four hours.
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Four hours?
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I'll handle this.
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Excuse me... Mason.
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Thank you for the free ticket.
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Um, is there some sort of
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spiritual fast-pass?
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Didn't work for the women on The View,
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it's not gonna work for you.
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Bonnie, what's going on?
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I just had a huge fight with Adam.
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- What happened?
- I went down to the bar and gave him
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all these great ideas about
how to make it a success,
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and he was all: ♪ No, no, no, no.
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I mean... "It's not my vision."
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So, thanks for your brilliant advice.
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Hey, I told you to go
there and be with him.
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I never said try to fix it.
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Oh.
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Let him figure it out for himself
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and just support him.
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I said, "Oh."
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He's a wizard.
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Gandalf. He's really old.
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Gandalf.
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- He has a long, white beard.
- Gandalf.
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If it were Gandalf, we'd all say "yay,"
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and this hell would stop.
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He's in the Harry Potter books.
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- Harry Potter.
- Oh, my God.
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Rhymes with "Fumbledore."
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Bumbledore. Crumbledore.
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Dumbledore!
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Never heard of him,
but this game is fun.
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You're wrong about that,
too. I'm gonna go smoke.
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All right, my turn.
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- Amazing woman who started the...
- Harriet Tubman.
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- Yay!
- Yes!
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Uh, super sexy actor.
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- John Malkovich.
- Yes! Incredible.
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- Uh, discovered...
- Galileo!
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Maybe we should be hugging you.
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Okay, final groups going
in. Have your tickets out.
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Ah, we're going in.
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Have a beautiful experience.
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Who has our ticket?
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- Have a beautiful experience.
- Christy.
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Have a beautiful experience. Ticket.
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Uh, sorry, we have a
bit of a situation here.
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The person in our
group who has the ticket
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is... just stepped away for a moment.
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Well, then, you are not gonna
have a beautiful experience.
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lHey. Where is everyone?
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Inside, getting hugged.
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You guys didn't have to wait for me.
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Yes, we did. You have the ticket.
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Oh, no. Oh. Ugh.
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Ah, here it is. We can go now.
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It's too late. They closed the doors.
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Well, maybe if I explain...
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We tried. And that was before
the ushers took off their vests
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and started playing hacky sack.
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Sorry, guys.
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Mm-mm. Batting those big blue
eyes is not gonna save you.
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I don't know, it's kinda working
on me. Do it again.
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Dhara comes once a
year, and you ruined it.
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- Jill...
- No.
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Ever since she started smoking,
all we do is wait for her.
258
00:10:45,490 --> 00:10:47,586
We can't finish a conversation,
259
00:10:47,618 --> 00:10:49,085
we can't leave on time,
260
00:10:49,110 --> 00:10:51,029
we can't have a once in
a lifetime opportunity
261
00:10:51,054 --> 00:10:52,855
to achieve inner frickin' peace!
262
00:10:53,009 --> 00:10:55,043
I am so, so sorry.
263
00:10:55,067 --> 00:10:58,187
You care more about your damn
cigarettes than you do us.
264
00:10:58,212 --> 00:10:59,379
But that's okay.
265
00:10:59,706 --> 00:11:01,240
You go on smoking
266
00:11:01,264 --> 00:11:03,899
and we'll go on waiting and
waiting and waiting for you.
267
00:11:03,924 --> 00:11:06,427
Let's just cut our losses and go home.
268
00:11:06,451 --> 00:11:09,120
- Cable car.
- Fine, cable car!
269
00:11:11,133 --> 00:11:14,687
I know this is bad timing, but...
270
00:11:14,711 --> 00:11:16,726
can you wait while I go pee?
271
00:11:16,756 --> 00:11:18,857
- Oh, my God, I'm gonna...
- No.
272
00:11:18,883 --> 00:11:21,110
Oh, no, no! Get off... get off of me!
273
00:11:21,134 --> 00:11:23,269
You come back here!
274
00:11:25,465 --> 00:11:27,767
Thanks. Come again.
275
00:11:27,833 --> 00:11:30,068
Please.
276
00:11:30,719 --> 00:11:32,270
You know, there was a time
277
00:11:32,338 --> 00:11:34,874
I thought I might do something
with my singing voice.
278
00:11:34,941 --> 00:11:36,509
Then I got my girlfriend pregnant.
279
00:11:37,219 --> 00:11:41,447
So, instead I spent the next 30
years climbing telephone poles.
280
00:11:41,796 --> 00:11:43,395
Yeah, that's rough.
281
00:11:45,782 --> 00:11:51,298
♪ I am a lineman for the county ♪
282
00:11:51,323 --> 00:11:55,414
♪ And I drive the main road
283
00:11:56,239 --> 00:11:58,600
♪ Searching in the sun for the... ♪
284
00:11:58,625 --> 00:12:00,099
Beautiful voice, what a waste.
285
00:12:00,124 --> 00:12:03,168
Hey, you think Bonnie's right?
286
00:12:03,235 --> 00:12:05,538
Should I make some
changes to this place?
287
00:12:05,605 --> 00:12:07,206
Nah, I like it the way it is.
288
00:12:07,316 --> 00:12:09,214
Don't worry, word's gonna spread.
289
00:12:09,239 --> 00:12:11,274
Who's gonna tell 'em?
You're always here.
290
00:12:14,114 --> 00:12:17,182
- Hey.
- Uh-oh.
291
00:12:17,390 --> 00:12:21,386
No, it's okay. I just
came to say I was wrong.
292
00:12:21,455 --> 00:12:23,788
This is your place, your vision,
293
00:12:23,856 --> 00:12:25,791
and I shouldn't have tried to change it.
294
00:12:25,902 --> 00:12:27,936
I appreciate that.
295
00:12:28,004 --> 00:12:31,472
I'm just gonna sit here,
quietly, and support you.
296
00:12:31,498 --> 00:12:34,232
Cool.
297
00:12:37,071 --> 00:12:38,913
Okay, do something, do anything.
298
00:12:38,938 --> 00:12:40,472
Play with your phone.
299
00:12:40,539 --> 00:12:42,006
Okay, fine.
300
00:12:43,258 --> 00:12:44,976
Compass.
301
00:12:49,415 --> 00:12:51,116
You are north of me.
302
00:12:52,686 --> 00:12:54,986
Ooh, I'll check in on Yelp.
303
00:12:55,844 --> 00:12:59,043
"Bonnie P. is at AJ's Barrelworks."
304
00:12:59,067 --> 00:13:01,336
You only have one review.
305
00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:02,628
That's me.
306
00:13:03,289 --> 00:13:05,124
Only four stars, Mike?
307
00:13:05,235 --> 00:13:09,344
I worried if I gave it five,
the place would be packed.
308
00:13:09,619 --> 00:13:11,696
Yeah, we wouldn't want that.
309
00:13:12,676 --> 00:13:16,511
Well, you are about to
get a five-star review.
310
00:13:17,961 --> 00:13:21,298
AJ's Barrelworks is
everything you're looking for
311
00:13:21,322 --> 00:13:23,490
in a neighborhood bar.
312
00:13:24,119 --> 00:13:29,196
I dare you to walk into this
lovingly restored barrel factory
313
00:13:29,221 --> 00:13:31,923
and not want to sit
down and have a drink.
314
00:13:32,286 --> 00:13:34,086
There's even a dog,
315
00:13:34,111 --> 00:13:37,665
the cutest dog you've
ever seen in your life.
316
00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:42,493
The game's on, but it's not on.
317
00:13:43,717 --> 00:13:46,211
And when you're here,
318
00:13:46,236 --> 00:13:50,240
the world feels a million miles away.
319
00:13:50,513 --> 00:13:51,645
Huh.
320
00:13:52,105 --> 00:13:54,005
I get it, honey.
321
00:13:54,030 --> 00:13:57,232
Karaoke would totally ruin this place.
322
00:13:57,258 --> 00:13:58,924
Thank you.
323
00:14:11,820 --> 00:14:15,022
You're looking at me like
I'm not a part of this.
324
00:14:21,868 --> 00:14:24,282
You are a terrible person.
325
00:14:24,307 --> 00:14:25,740
You're awful,
326
00:14:25,765 --> 00:14:28,616
you're a bad friend, you're selfish,
327
00:14:28,970 --> 00:14:32,572
and one of your ears is
bigger than the other.
328
00:14:33,803 --> 00:14:35,471
How did I not notice that?
329
00:14:35,495 --> 00:14:38,664
That's another thing...
You never notice anything.
330
00:14:39,657 --> 00:14:42,368
Would you please pass
me some toilet paper?
331
00:14:42,990 --> 00:14:44,250
Oh, uh...
332
00:14:44,275 --> 00:14:45,777
Oh, sure.
333
00:14:49,099 --> 00:14:51,033
Thank you.
334
00:14:55,058 --> 00:14:56,625
Where was I?
335
00:14:56,701 --> 00:14:58,802
Oh, yeah, nobody likes you.
336
00:14:58,827 --> 00:15:00,729
Not even Wendy.
337
00:15:00,754 --> 00:15:02,354
Not even Wendy.
338
00:15:10,841 --> 00:15:12,808
Oh, my God, it's you.
339
00:15:13,798 --> 00:15:15,597
I...
340
00:15:16,142 --> 00:15:17,375
Can I have a hug?
341
00:15:17,678 --> 00:15:20,313
Just let me wash my hands first.
342
00:15:21,961 --> 00:15:24,062
Come on, come on!
343
00:15:24,087 --> 00:15:25,599
- Three seconds on the clock.
- Come on.
344
00:15:25,624 --> 00:15:28,625
The snap is good, the ball is down.
345
00:15:28,735 --> 00:15:30,970
Wide right, he missed it!
346
00:15:30,995 --> 00:15:33,096
Yeah!
347
00:15:33,206 --> 00:15:35,941
As soon as I get another
customer, I'm kicking you out.
348
00:15:36,051 --> 00:15:39,287
All right, I've been holding
onto this lucky pee for the win.
349
00:15:39,312 --> 00:15:40,778
Now it's just pee.
350
00:15:45,174 --> 00:15:47,543
I've really enjoyed watching you today.
351
00:15:50,307 --> 00:15:51,942
Little creepy, Mike.
352
00:15:52,158 --> 00:15:54,062
Not like that.
353
00:15:54,087 --> 00:15:55,298
It just blew me away
354
00:15:55,322 --> 00:15:56,889
how you came back and apologized.
355
00:15:56,914 --> 00:15:58,711
And you, like, meant it.
356
00:15:59,008 --> 00:16:01,610
Yeah, when I'm wrong, I like to own it.
357
00:16:02,039 --> 00:16:04,870
When I'm wrong, I just dig in.
358
00:16:04,937 --> 00:16:06,839
That used to be me.
359
00:16:06,864 --> 00:16:09,700
I would move out of state
before I'd admit I was wrong.
360
00:16:09,725 --> 00:16:11,687
Literally spent two years in Tucson
361
00:16:11,712 --> 00:16:13,883
to avoid saying, "Maybe you were right."
362
00:16:14,663 --> 00:16:16,298
Very sunny, bring a hat.
363
00:16:18,298 --> 00:16:21,863
Point is, I started Gog
to AA a few years ago.
364
00:16:21,888 --> 00:16:24,088
Now I'm apologizing left and right.
365
00:16:24,114 --> 00:16:25,640
And you know what?
366
00:16:25,666 --> 00:16:27,267
It's made my life better.
367
00:16:27,661 --> 00:16:32,063
Wow. You're sober and
your fiancé opened a bar?
368
00:16:32,088 --> 00:16:33,755
Yeah, don't get me started.
369
00:16:34,648 --> 00:16:37,582
Well, I got to go.
370
00:16:38,390 --> 00:16:41,360
The wife was pretty steamed when I left.
371
00:16:41,841 --> 00:16:44,342
Wish she was like you and
would just say I was right.
372
00:16:44,411 --> 00:16:46,903
- Were you?
- No.
373
00:16:49,413 --> 00:16:51,586
You're not gonna drive home, are you?
374
00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:54,346
I live across the street.
375
00:16:54,625 --> 00:16:56,826
But you're right, I shouldn't drive.
376
00:17:01,250 --> 00:17:03,384
Yeah, definitely not.
377
00:17:06,732 --> 00:17:08,133
Where'd Mike go?
378
00:17:08,157 --> 00:17:09,825
He went home. He left his keys.
379
00:17:09,849 --> 00:17:12,285
Great, let's sell his
car and pay some bills.
380
00:17:15,307 --> 00:17:17,542
It's so weird how we're
still standing in line
381
00:17:17,567 --> 00:17:20,202
and there isn't even a line anymore.
382
00:17:21,516 --> 00:17:23,115
I hope Christy's okay.
383
00:17:23,182 --> 00:17:24,568
Of course she's okay.
384
00:17:24,594 --> 00:17:25,894
She's smoking.
385
00:17:25,961 --> 00:17:29,029
And I'm gonna tell her she
can go get home on the bus.
386
00:17:29,055 --> 00:17:30,722
Jill, calm down.
387
00:17:30,748 --> 00:17:32,445
When has saying that ever worked?
388
00:17:32,471 --> 00:17:34,352
Be taller, Wendy!
389
00:17:38,651 --> 00:17:39,651
Christy!
390
00:17:41,175 --> 00:17:43,243
Hello, Jill.
391
00:17:43,811 --> 00:17:46,779
You got hugged!
392
00:17:46,972 --> 00:17:47,972
Yeah.
393
00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:50,041
How the hell did that happen?!
394
00:17:50,067 --> 00:17:52,034
I gave her toilet paper.
395
00:18:03,940 --> 00:18:06,074
Okay, that thing's really on there.
396
00:18:10,864 --> 00:18:12,597
Okay, so how was it?
397
00:18:12,623 --> 00:18:16,211
Honestly, it was kinda life-changing.
398
00:18:16,236 --> 00:18:18,136
You could've downplayed it a little.
399
00:18:18,162 --> 00:18:19,462
I did.
400
00:18:21,873 --> 00:18:23,507
For one solid minute,
401
00:18:23,531 --> 00:18:25,211
Dhara gave me her full attention
402
00:18:25,237 --> 00:18:28,940
and it made me feel so... valued.
403
00:18:29,136 --> 00:18:31,305
Well, yippee for you.
404
00:18:31,584 --> 00:18:33,986
It made me realize I
haven't been giving you guys
405
00:18:34,010 --> 00:18:35,444
the attention you deserve.
406
00:18:35,470 --> 00:18:37,731
I'm inconsiderate, I'm always late,
407
00:18:37,763 --> 00:18:41,534
and even when I am with you,
my head's in a different place.
408
00:18:41,558 --> 00:18:43,394
That's exactly what I've been saying.
409
00:18:43,538 --> 00:18:45,874
Jill, you came here for a hug
410
00:18:45,898 --> 00:18:47,365
and you're gonna get one.
411
00:18:49,077 --> 00:18:52,614
For the next minute, it's just you and me.
412
00:18:52,638 --> 00:18:54,586
But you're just a regular person.
413
00:18:54,611 --> 00:18:57,942
- What's that gonna do?
- Come here.
414
00:19:06,873 --> 00:19:09,508
Okay, this is weird.
415
00:19:12,959 --> 00:19:15,594
Oh, well, it's not terrible.
416
00:19:21,279 --> 00:19:24,625
It's actually kinda nice.
417
00:19:26,163 --> 00:19:28,199
Something's happening.
418
00:19:31,315 --> 00:19:33,782
I love you, Christy.
419
00:19:36,236 --> 00:19:38,313
I think I love everybody.
420
00:19:38,794 --> 00:19:43,964
Oh, God, now... now I
remember what my intention was.
421
00:19:44,076 --> 00:19:46,500
I just really wanted a hug.
422
00:19:50,563 --> 00:19:53,598
Have you ever noticed
anything strange about my ears?
423
00:19:55,141 --> 00:19:57,442
The big one or the little one?
424
00:20:06,477 --> 00:20:09,878
- Hey.
- Hey, this is a surprise.
425
00:20:09,946 --> 00:20:12,481
Christy's been in such a
happy spiritual place lately,
426
00:20:12,507 --> 00:20:13,839
I had to get away from her.
427
00:20:13,951 --> 00:20:16,385
Well, don't worry, no happy people here.
428
00:20:16,411 --> 00:20:18,311
Even Mike stopped coming.
429
00:20:18,422 --> 00:20:21,280
I actually saw Mike today.
430
00:20:21,306 --> 00:20:24,259
- Yeah, where?
- My AA meeting.
431
00:20:24,327 --> 00:20:26,095
Seriously?
432
00:20:26,163 --> 00:20:29,332
Yeah. Evidently something
I said rang true.
433
00:20:29,356 --> 00:20:32,192
Nice work, Johnny Applesober.
434
00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:34,599
This place is cool.
435
00:20:34,625 --> 00:20:38,143
Hey, welcome.
Keep your mouth shut.
436
00:20:38,173 --> 00:20:40,077
Hi, we read about you on Yelp.
437
00:20:40,103 --> 00:20:41,135
Where's the dog?
438
00:20:41,161 --> 00:20:44,490
- Oh, he's around here somewhere.
- Gus?
439
00:20:44,515 --> 00:20:47,250
- Turn on the charm, boy.
- Oh, my God.
440
00:20:47,275 --> 00:20:49,175
Oh! Hi, baby.
441
00:20:49,286 --> 00:20:50,552
What are you drinking?
442
00:20:50,621 --> 00:20:52,255
This is our third day in Napa.
443
00:20:52,279 --> 00:20:53,579
Anything but wine.
444
00:20:53,947 --> 00:20:55,881
Honey, they get it.
445
00:20:57,169 --> 00:21:02,169
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