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[electricity buzzes]
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LUGNUT: Previously on "Future Man"...
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ESTELLE: Who's there?
You made a family here.
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You'll always have a place
at our Sunday table.
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[laughs softly]
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DR. AHMADI:
You need to move up the launch.
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STU: Yeah, you're right,
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but I need more time
to explain it to her.
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I've lost her once.
I don't wanna lose her again.
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Holy shit. You're a Biotic.
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After everything we've been through.
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At least I have someone else.
Who do you have?
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[dramatic music]
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♪ ♪
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[mellow music]
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JOSH: Come on.
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Come on. I know you're in there.
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You gotta be in there.
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Come on.
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Oh, God.
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THIMBLE: Torq-ie, where are you going?
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WOLF: Gotta go feed the stray.
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LEVEL: Be careful. He's filthy.
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♪ ♪
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WOLF: Chow time.
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I snuck some wild nettles
in her for you.
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Should deepen the flavor profile.
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- JOSH: [muffled speech]
- Let's get this off you.
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JOSH: Mm-hmm.
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And easy on the nose.
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How you holding up there, buddy?
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Oh, yeah, you know, uh,
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well, I didn't sleep last night,
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but I actually still had nightmares...
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So I, you know, [stammers]
that's a good thing.
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And then, uh, you know...
you know about the scorpions.
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Bunch of 'em around here, so I kind of
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spent some of the afternoon
fighting those guys off.
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So what's... what's the plan, Wolf?
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I'm gonna establish the rule of law.
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Uh, respect for our shared humanity,
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get us back on the Gregorian calendar.
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Did you know today is
the eleventy-twelfth
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of the Quetzalcoatl?
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What does that even mean?
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The attack, Wolf.
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The attack that's happening
on Launch Day.
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The one that we should be out there
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actively trying to stop right now
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instead of being here locked in this...
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Where's Tiger?
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WOLF: Yeah, about that.
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JOSH: I'm not gonna be able
to eat my bean mush.
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WOLF: Yeah, maybe later. Yeah.
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Tiger's a Biotic, we're never
gonna see her again,
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the TTD's destroyed, so we're
stuck in this timeline forever.
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Okay, good talk.
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JOSH: [muffled] What the fuck?
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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
www.addic7ed.com
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INFORMERCIAL PITMAN:
It filters out carbon monoxide,
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argon, methane, sulfur dioxide,
boron trichloride,
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and it's so versatile and stylish,
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you can wear it whether you're
fixing radiation shields
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in the Schiaparelli Crater
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or kite-boarding
in the Valles Marineris.
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Imagine clean, purified air
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prepackaged in this beautiful
24-karat gold inlaid mask
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with a stainless steel
breathing apparatus.
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Finally, you don't have to choose
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between looking good and breathing.
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[upbeat music]
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Next up, grav boots.
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[exhaling]
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[grunts] Oh. Oh, hi.
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Sorry, hope my battle-roping
didn't wake you.
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So, um...
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are you okay?
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I will be if you have any more
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of this 'Sorb kicking around.
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[exhales sharply]
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Tiger, that is a class-four
medicinal opiate.
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Anything more than
an eyedropper is considered...
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Not enough. Not enough.
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I'm really not trying to pry here...
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I'm just concerned.
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I'm fine.
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STU: Come on, Tiger.
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You slept 16 hours last night,
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you spent 80,000 ethereum
on bedazzled respirators,
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and there's a full slice
of cheese stuck to your robe.
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TIGER: Ah, that's where she went.
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STU: And Dr. Ahmadi has always told me
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that when you're upset,
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the worst thing you can do
is hold it in.
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Wrong. That's the best thing you can do.
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You trap the pain,
you crush it inside you,
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and the juice that drips out,
it's your fuel.
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STU: Tiger, come on.
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Talk to me.
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I'm not just a supercomputer.
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- I'm super-listener.
- TIGER: Fine, Stu.
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You wanna know what's wrong? Okay.
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My life? It's in the shit sizzler.
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My time machine's busted,
my doppelganger sucks,
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I'm a fucking Biotic,
and to top it all off,
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the one guy I thought I could
count on in this timeline...
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he hates me.
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So...
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you got anymore of this stuff?
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What if I told you I had
something better than 'Sorb?
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- Smack?
- Better.
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Okay.
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[dramatic music]
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What is this?
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Some kind of weird hat?
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It's not a hat.
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You remember when you first came here
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and I told you that
bodies were just shells?
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No, not really.
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Okay. Well, this device,
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it allows you to throw your shell away,
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and allows you to throw everything away
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and become whatever you desire.
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Okay, you're sounding a lot like
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the Riddle Gnome of Bonesaw Bridge.
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We... we killed him
for not speaking directly.
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Okay. You... you say that
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your life is on the shit sizzler.
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In. In... in the sh...
in the shit sizzler.
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I would like to posit
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that you only perceive it
to be sizzling.
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What do you have to lose?
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Okay.
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So I-I just put this on my head,
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you know, like a hat?
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- It is not a hat.
- Okay.
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If I'm putting it on my head,
then, uh...
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you know, by definition, it's a...
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Gah! Where is everything?
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- STU: Hi.
- What the fuck is this place?
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We're in a place
where there are no shells.
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Oh.
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Notice anything... different about me?
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You're dressed like a little waiter?
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[chuckles]
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- Poke me.
- What?
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Come on. Poke me.
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Anywhere.
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Ow.
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Poke me. Don't jab me.
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Wait. You're real.
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Well, I like to think
that I'm always real,
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but, yes, in here,
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you can perceive me as a physical being.
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What is this place?
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It could be easier to show you
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rather than explain. Try this.
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Imagine an object, any object.
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Picture it in your mind's eye.
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Mind's don't have eyes. Trust me.
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I've seen a lot of 'em
splattered on my boots.
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It's just like a goo.
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Okay. Watch me.
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Say I want a red ball.
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I simply...
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imagine it...
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Ta-da!
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It's as real as I am.
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Yeah.
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Okay. Now you try.
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Close your eyes and imagine something.
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Like what?
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Anything at all.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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You went with, uh...
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an identical red ball.
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Okay.
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But that's pretty cool, right?
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Amazing, now we have
two little red balls.
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Two little red balls that we imagined
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and are now physical objects.
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You can create anything
you want in here.
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Try again.
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Imagine something completely different.
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[sighs]
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Okay.
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Okay, I should have been more clear.
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Imagine something different
than a little ball.
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Let your mind run wild.
Go as big as you can dream.
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[sighs] Um...
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[high-pitch whirring]
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Yeah, that's pretty much
what I imagined.
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Okay, I-I don't think you're
quite grasping the power of...
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Your ball creator?
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It is so much more than balls.
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So much more than balls.
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I'm giving you a nuclear weapon
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and you're using it like a cap gun.
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You told me to picture something bigger.
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I meant something more like this.
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Gah!
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what the fuck?
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[indistinct chatter]
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TIGER: God damn it.
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So back when I worked at the lab,
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this was my favorite place to get lunch.
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It's just a simple taco truck,
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but they have really authentic Mexican.
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Their plain chicken tacos
with no sauce are to die for.
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- So this is all just...
- It's from my imagination.
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Memories mostly.
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This place hasn't existed for 150 years,
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but just because it doesn't exist
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in the analog world anymore,
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doesn't mean that it
can't keep being real.
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So, if this is all just your fantasy,
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- why are we waiting in line?
- I love the waiting.
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The anticipation of placing your order,
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is the taco man gonna be nice to me?
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are they out of horchata yet?
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Of course, if you don't like
being at the back of the line,
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we can always be
a little closer to the front.
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- MAN: May I help you?
- Oh, hello.
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Yeah, that's more like it.
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Should have gotten here
earlier, suckers.
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See? That's why this place is so great.
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- Hola!
- Hola.
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So what kind of tacos do you want?
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- I can get any kind?
- Any kind at all.
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Even one that's not on the menu?
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If you can imagine it, it's on the menu.
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I want a cat taco.
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- Cat?
- Mm-hmm.
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I want a cat taco
grilled over a garbage fire.
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Okie-dokie.
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Uh, dos tacos de pollo
y dos tacos de gato.
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- Por favor.
- Dos pollos, dos gatos.
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And whatever the horchata is.
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Oh, you're in luck. There's one left.
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- Oh, lucky me.
- 5.50.
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My treat.
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They love it when you pay
with exact change.
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- Gracias.
- Gracias, amigo.
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Uh, whatever.
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[mariachi music]
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Well?
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Mmm, yeah.
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Yeah, tastes just like the ones
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my ward-leader used to give us
on Festivus.
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- That's good, right?
- Eh.
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I don't know. This is too weird.
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It tastes real, but...
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- I know it's not real.
- But it is real.
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Or as real as anything else is.
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That's what I'm trying to show you.
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If in the regular world
I was to give you a taco,
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how would you know it was real?
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- Because it is real.
- But what makes it real?
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The real tortilla, the real cat.
261
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No. It's your brain.
262
00:10:00,701 --> 00:10:02,452
Nope, my brain does not make tacos.
263
00:10:02,453 --> 00:10:04,666
The only thing my brain makes
is a yellow wax,
264
00:10:04,667 --> 00:10:06,460
and it pushes out my ears,
265
00:10:06,461 --> 00:10:08,882
and trust me,
it does not taste like tacos.
266
00:10:08,883 --> 00:10:12,222
Okay, just stay with me here.
It's your brain.
267
00:10:12,223 --> 00:10:14,309
It's billions of neurons firing,
268
00:10:14,310 --> 00:10:16,565
telling you the texture of the tortilla,
269
00:10:16,566 --> 00:10:18,694
the smell of the meat, the heat,
270
00:10:18,695 --> 00:10:20,656
the... the taste. Everything.
271
00:10:20,657 --> 00:10:23,996
It's just signals
perceived by your brain.
272
00:10:23,997 --> 00:10:26,668
So if your brain
perceives signals telling you
273
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that this is a delicious gato taco,
274
00:10:28,757 --> 00:10:31,427
how is that any less real
than a real gato taco?
275
00:10:31,428 --> 00:10:34,266
Welp, you've done the impossible.
276
00:10:34,267 --> 00:10:36,898
You've made cat tacos unappealing.
277
00:10:37,775 --> 00:10:40,529
Okay, I... I know it sounds kooky,
278
00:10:40,530 --> 00:10:43,409
but the only thing that's real
is your mind.
279
00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:46,373
Everything else... your body, the world,
280
00:10:46,374 --> 00:10:48,712
the so-called reality
that you live in...
281
00:10:48,713 --> 00:10:51,425
all of that is just constructs, shells.
282
00:10:51,426 --> 00:10:53,764
Look, Stu, this might
all make sense to you,
283
00:10:53,765 --> 00:10:56,393
but I'm not a nerd.
284
00:10:56,394 --> 00:10:57,939
So you can say this is real,
285
00:10:57,940 --> 00:11:00,109
but it's just a big, fancy trick.
286
00:11:00,110 --> 00:11:03,032
[low thrum]
287
00:11:03,033 --> 00:11:04,869
God damn it, Stuart!
288
00:11:04,870 --> 00:11:06,581
You gotta give me a three count
289
00:11:06,582 --> 00:11:08,877
before you just switch
planes of existence on me.
290
00:11:08,878 --> 00:11:10,255
Sorry, sorry.
291
00:11:10,256 --> 00:11:11,550
I just want you to understand this
292
00:11:11,551 --> 00:11:13,512
the way that I understand this.
293
00:11:13,513 --> 00:11:15,683
This isn't a trick.
294
00:11:15,684 --> 00:11:17,645
Think...
295
00:11:17,646 --> 00:11:20,734
- Think of your happiest memory.
- Stu, I don't have a happies...
296
00:11:20,735 --> 00:11:23,741
[rat squeaking]
297
00:11:28,041 --> 00:11:29,334
This is your happiest memory?
298
00:11:29,335 --> 00:11:30,547
[blade whirs]
299
00:11:47,664 --> 00:11:50,669
[stirring orchestral music]
300
00:11:50,670 --> 00:11:55,053
♪ ♪
301
00:11:55,054 --> 00:11:58,267
[woman vocalizing softly]
302
00:11:58,268 --> 00:12:04,237
♪ ♪
303
00:12:04,238 --> 00:12:05,741
[sighs]
304
00:12:05,742 --> 00:12:09,165
It was the sweetest thing
I had ever tasted.
305
00:12:11,419 --> 00:12:13,422
Pure sugar.
306
00:12:13,423 --> 00:12:16,345
♪ ♪
307
00:12:16,346 --> 00:12:18,349
This happened years ago, didn't it?
308
00:12:18,350 --> 00:12:20,103
But what you're feeling right now,
309
00:12:20,104 --> 00:12:22,817
what you just saw,
that's real, isn't it?
310
00:12:22,818 --> 00:12:26,908
I used to stare at that sweet sugar dice
311
00:12:26,909 --> 00:12:28,745
every night.
312
00:12:28,746 --> 00:12:30,874
I couldn't believe
that something so simple,
313
00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:35,174
so delicious...
314
00:12:35,175 --> 00:12:37,555
Could exist in such a horrible place.
315
00:12:37,556 --> 00:12:41,145
♪ ♪
316
00:12:41,146 --> 00:12:43,482
It gave me hope.
317
00:12:43,483 --> 00:12:45,779
Okay.
318
00:12:45,780 --> 00:12:47,993
Now let's try something else.
319
00:12:49,454 --> 00:12:51,875
Imagine a conversation you wish you had.
320
00:12:51,876 --> 00:12:54,672
Something that never happened,
but you desperately wanted.
321
00:12:54,673 --> 00:12:55,799
Stu, I don't...
322
00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:57,469
ESTELLE: [screams]
323
00:12:57,470 --> 00:13:00,642
[yelling] What is this? Where am I?
324
00:13:00,643 --> 00:13:02,145
Am I dead?
325
00:13:02,146 --> 00:13:04,066
Okay, uh, imagine her calming down.
326
00:13:04,067 --> 00:13:05,819
[yelling] Is this the great beyon...
327
00:13:05,820 --> 00:13:07,322
oh, hello Ty-Anne.
328
00:13:07,323 --> 00:13:08,951
[giggles]
329
00:13:10,370 --> 00:13:12,792
- Morning, Estelle.
- You're a sight.
330
00:13:12,793 --> 00:13:15,338
You been spending evenings
in those jazz clubs again?
331
00:13:15,339 --> 00:13:17,050
Ah, you know, I can't help it.
332
00:13:17,051 --> 00:13:19,012
I just love that dirty brass.
333
00:13:19,013 --> 00:13:21,058
Oh, it's good seeing you.
334
00:13:21,059 --> 00:13:22,477
- [jazz music]
- [baby crying]
335
00:13:22,478 --> 00:13:25,274
Oh... [chuckles] There goes Elias again.
336
00:13:25,275 --> 00:13:26,778
You know, he misses you
something terrible.
337
00:13:26,779 --> 00:13:28,405
I killed him.
338
00:13:28,406 --> 00:13:31,538
I... yeah, I mean, I helped...
I helped kill him.
339
00:13:31,539 --> 00:13:33,583
It was long after you died,
340
00:13:33,584 --> 00:13:36,171
but still, I'm... I'm sorry.
341
00:13:36,172 --> 00:13:37,883
Tell me about him.
342
00:13:37,884 --> 00:13:39,219
Uh...
343
00:13:39,220 --> 00:13:40,889
- he had herpes.
- Mm.
344
00:13:40,890 --> 00:13:42,518
But there was... there was
more to him than that.
345
00:13:42,519 --> 00:13:44,981
He was a kind, brilliant man,
346
00:13:44,982 --> 00:13:46,651
but in the end, his work would have lead
347
00:13:46,652 --> 00:13:49,657
to something really awful happening.
348
00:13:49,658 --> 00:13:52,496
Which is why we had to... you know.
349
00:13:53,749 --> 00:13:55,586
That boy...
350
00:13:55,587 --> 00:13:58,299
he's always getting into some trouble.
351
00:13:58,300 --> 00:14:01,221
You know, he had a good heart,
but something changed in him
352
00:14:01,222 --> 00:14:03,560
after he lost that dance off in college.
353
00:14:03,561 --> 00:14:05,731
Yeah, that's on us too.
354
00:14:05,732 --> 00:14:07,776
Well, Futturman, really.
355
00:14:07,777 --> 00:14:09,614
He got over it and he was actually
356
00:14:09,615 --> 00:14:11,408
doing quite well for several years,
357
00:14:11,409 --> 00:14:14,749
until he unexpectedly ended his marriage
358
00:14:14,750 --> 00:14:16,418
and he went off on that sailing trip
359
00:14:16,419 --> 00:14:19,090
with his best friend,
The Reverend Leslie.
360
00:14:19,091 --> 00:14:20,844
Yes.
361
00:14:20,845 --> 00:14:23,140
- His friend.
- Hmm.
362
00:14:23,141 --> 00:14:25,144
Estelle, I-I want you to know,
363
00:14:25,145 --> 00:14:28,067
I wouldn't have...
I wouldn't have done it
364
00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:30,279
- if there were another way.
- Well...
365
00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:31,991
I suppose you could
have killed me, right?
366
00:14:31,992 --> 00:14:34,371
[laughs] Before I had Elias.
367
00:14:34,372 --> 00:14:36,124
Huh. Wow, yeah.
368
00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:38,045
That...
369
00:14:38,046 --> 00:14:40,676
probably would have been easier.
370
00:14:40,677 --> 00:14:42,346
Hmm.
371
00:14:43,473 --> 00:14:44,892
Well, that's gonna annoy me now.
372
00:14:44,893 --> 00:14:47,480
Oh, pay it no mind.
373
00:14:47,481 --> 00:14:49,234
You're a good woman, Ty-Anne.
374
00:14:49,235 --> 00:14:52,031
Sometimes doing the right thing
requires sacrifice.
375
00:14:52,032 --> 00:14:55,246
Now I understand that.
I have no quarrel with you.
376
00:14:55,247 --> 00:14:57,291
Only love.
377
00:14:57,292 --> 00:15:01,718
♪ ♪
378
00:15:01,719 --> 00:15:03,345
Oh.
379
00:15:03,346 --> 00:15:05,642
Now, between you, me, and the lamp post,
380
00:15:05,643 --> 00:15:08,273
I think that fellow
over there's sweet on you.
381
00:15:10,695 --> 00:15:12,155
- Stuart?
- [giggles]
382
00:15:12,156 --> 00:15:14,577
Yeah. He's kind of cute, right?
383
00:15:14,578 --> 00:15:16,330
I mean, he looks like a little waiter.
384
00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:19,920
TIGER: You...
385
00:15:19,921 --> 00:15:21,423
You stop your foolin'.
386
00:15:21,424 --> 00:15:23,469
- [both chuckle]
- Well, I'm just saying...
387
00:15:23,470 --> 00:15:25,389
You know, I have a nose
for these sort of things.
388
00:15:25,390 --> 00:15:26,602
[both chuckle]
389
00:15:28,104 --> 00:15:30,107
It was nice seeing you, Ty-Anne.
390
00:15:30,108 --> 00:15:31,736
♪ ♪
391
00:15:31,737 --> 00:15:34,240
You too, Estelle.
392
00:15:34,241 --> 00:15:35,660
[wind blows softly]
393
00:15:35,661 --> 00:15:39,292
♪ ♪
394
00:15:39,293 --> 00:15:41,714
Tiger? Where'd you go?
395
00:15:41,715 --> 00:15:43,511
TIGER: Come with me.
396
00:15:49,146 --> 00:15:52,235
Hey, snazzy outfit. [chuckles]
397
00:15:52,236 --> 00:15:54,405
- Why are we in my fantasy?
- It's not your fantasy.
398
00:15:54,406 --> 00:15:57,036
It's mine. Fall cartoonishly.
399
00:15:57,037 --> 00:15:58,832
- [zany slide whistle]
- ALL: Whoa.
400
00:15:58,833 --> 00:16:00,376
STU: [chuckles]
401
00:16:00,377 --> 00:16:02,296
All right, I'll have a full-roast tabby,
402
00:16:02,297 --> 00:16:04,885
don't skimp on the tail,
and a plate of cracklin's,
403
00:16:04,886 --> 00:16:06,388
German chocolate cake,
404
00:16:06,389 --> 00:16:09,102
and a hot blood-grog served in the skull
405
00:16:09,103 --> 00:16:11,064
of Gribnar The Rarely Gentle.
406
00:16:11,065 --> 00:16:12,400
That's one of my best kills.
407
00:16:12,401 --> 00:16:13,821
5.50.
408
00:16:15,031 --> 00:16:17,118
Keep the change, and, uh...
409
00:16:17,119 --> 00:16:19,247
grow a mustache.
410
00:16:19,248 --> 00:16:20,750
Oh.
411
00:16:20,751 --> 00:16:22,754
See how fun this is? Once you let go
412
00:16:22,755 --> 00:16:24,465
of your preconceived notions
of reality, you can...
413
00:16:24,466 --> 00:16:27,180
Yeah, okay, you don't have
to keep convincing me.
414
00:16:27,181 --> 00:16:29,602
I know that this isn't real, but...
415
00:16:29,603 --> 00:16:30,854
I don't care.
416
00:16:30,855 --> 00:16:33,860
[soft music]
417
00:16:33,861 --> 00:16:35,070
♪ ♪
418
00:16:35,071 --> 00:16:38,076
[big band music]
419
00:16:38,077 --> 00:16:41,416
♪ ♪
420
00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:44,798
♪ Life is a horrible nightmare ♪
421
00:16:44,799 --> 00:16:47,930
♪ The world's an unfixable mess ♪
422
00:16:47,931 --> 00:16:49,558
♪ I'm completely alone ♪
423
00:16:49,559 --> 00:16:51,353
♪ And I've never known ♪
424
00:16:51,354 --> 00:16:54,652
♪ Anything resembling happiness ♪
425
00:16:54,653 --> 00:16:57,490
♪ Now here we are in this dream world ♪
426
00:16:57,491 --> 00:17:00,789
♪ And I feel like I'm walking on air ♪
427
00:17:00,790 --> 00:17:04,505
♪ So while I'm here
I'll be grinning ear to ear ♪
428
00:17:04,506 --> 00:17:07,468
♪ I know this isn't real,
but I don't care ♪
429
00:17:07,469 --> 00:17:11,059
♪ ♪
430
00:17:11,060 --> 00:17:14,274
♪ The only man I ever trusted ♪
431
00:17:14,275 --> 00:17:17,572
♪ Abandoned me and hates my guts ♪
432
00:17:17,573 --> 00:17:21,121
♪ Though why face that pain
when I can just make it rain ♪
433
00:17:21,122 --> 00:17:22,665
♪ Lollipops and jellybeans ♪
[all cheer]
434
00:17:22,666 --> 00:17:24,210
♪ And salted nuts ♪
435
00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:27,258
♪ So I'll just forget for a moment ♪
436
00:17:27,259 --> 00:17:30,640
♪ My crippling sense of despair ♪
437
00:17:30,641 --> 00:17:34,063
♪ A little denial
might be just my style ♪
438
00:17:34,064 --> 00:17:37,403
♪ I know this isn't real
but I don't care ♪
439
00:17:37,404 --> 00:17:41,662
♪ ♪
440
00:17:41,663 --> 00:17:43,791
That's it. You've got it.
441
00:17:43,792 --> 00:17:47,298
♪ Whatever you dream you can conjure ♪
442
00:17:47,299 --> 00:17:50,054
♪ Thanks to my magic software ♪
443
00:17:50,055 --> 00:17:51,766
You know what I'd like, sugar?
444
00:17:51,767 --> 00:17:54,605
A big block of sugar.
445
00:17:54,606 --> 00:17:56,817
♪ It's just a sugar substitute ♪
446
00:17:56,818 --> 00:17:58,362
♪ But I don't give a hoot ♪
447
00:17:58,363 --> 00:18:00,282
♪ 'Cause it looks like real sugar ♪
448
00:18:00,283 --> 00:18:02,829
[sniffs] ♪ And it smells
like real sugar ♪
449
00:18:02,830 --> 00:18:05,000
[slurps] ♪ And it tastes
like real sugar ♪
450
00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:06,879
♪ So I don't care ♪
451
00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:13,851
♪ ♪
452
00:18:13,852 --> 00:18:15,647
Wow, I don't know how this is happening,
453
00:18:15,648 --> 00:18:17,274
but I like it.
454
00:18:17,275 --> 00:18:19,988
♪ ♪
455
00:18:19,989 --> 00:18:23,385
- ♪ The tech behind this is stupendous ♪
- Ooh, good one.
456
00:18:23,432 --> 00:18:26,643
♪ The science is beyond compare ♪
457
00:18:26,712 --> 00:18:29,818
♪ Neuro-transmission
forms embodied cognition ♪
458
00:18:29,843 --> 00:18:31,762
♪ That stimulates
your dendrites, nodes, and... ♪
459
00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:33,390
♪ I don't care ♪
460
00:18:33,429 --> 00:18:34,952
♪ ♪
461
00:18:35,015 --> 00:18:37,816
BOTH: ♪ As long as
we're here for each other ♪
462
00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:41,437
♪ In this fantasy world built to share ♪
463
00:18:41,490 --> 00:18:43,076
♪ Good-bye living hell ♪
464
00:18:43,140 --> 00:18:44,848
♪ 'Cause life is pretty swell ♪
465
00:18:44,906 --> 00:18:47,502
TIGER: ♪ I know this isn't real ♪
466
00:18:47,562 --> 00:18:50,687
♪ But it's got that real feel ♪
467
00:18:50,742 --> 00:18:54,404
♪ Yeah, that's kinds the whole deal ♪
468
00:18:54,475 --> 00:18:57,107
BOTH: ♪ I know this isn't real ♪
469
00:18:57,178 --> 00:19:00,951
♪ But I don't care! ♪
470
00:19:00,988 --> 00:19:04,243
♪ She knows this isn't real
but she don't care ♪
471
00:19:04,294 --> 00:19:05,329
TIGER: Nope.
472
00:19:05,330 --> 00:19:07,794
♪ ♪
473
00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:15,182
- Wow!
- [both laugh]
474
00:19:15,183 --> 00:19:17,019
- I...
- Wow.
475
00:19:17,020 --> 00:19:18,564
You've got some moves.
476
00:19:18,565 --> 00:19:20,652
- Hey, you've got some pipes.
- [both laugh]
477
00:19:20,653 --> 00:19:22,989
I don't know
that I've ever felt so free.
478
00:19:22,990 --> 00:19:24,701
It was amazing.
479
00:19:24,702 --> 00:19:26,622
The real you came out
for the first time in there.
480
00:19:26,623 --> 00:19:27,667
[both chuckle]
481
00:19:29,294 --> 00:19:31,632
[melancholy music]
482
00:19:31,633 --> 00:19:34,972
I wish I could see the real you.
483
00:19:34,973 --> 00:19:37,978
I mean, if there was a real you.
484
00:19:37,979 --> 00:19:40,107
There is.
485
00:19:40,108 --> 00:19:42,403
♪ ♪
486
00:19:42,404 --> 00:19:44,408
And I wanna show you.
487
00:19:54,177 --> 00:19:56,250
I never take anyone down here.
488
00:19:57,100 --> 00:19:59,437
Literally. You are the first human being
489
00:19:59,438 --> 00:20:02,694
I've ever shown... me too.
490
00:20:02,695 --> 00:20:04,071
Nice turrets.
491
00:20:04,072 --> 00:20:06,619
Those LK-7 Liquifire Inskinerators?
492
00:20:06,620 --> 00:20:08,748
[chuckles] LK-8s actually.
493
00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:09,751
Damn.
494
00:20:14,719 --> 00:20:16,889
So, um...
495
00:20:16,890 --> 00:20:18,308
[sighs]
496
00:20:18,309 --> 00:20:20,355
- I-I just...
- What?
497
00:20:22,693 --> 00:20:25,072
You revealed a part of yourself today
498
00:20:25,073 --> 00:20:27,451
that you keep hidden, the inside,
499
00:20:27,452 --> 00:20:29,330
and I want to do the same for you,
500
00:20:29,331 --> 00:20:33,339
but the part that I'm afraid
to show people is the outside.
501
00:20:34,801 --> 00:20:36,720
Because it's, um...
502
00:20:36,721 --> 00:20:39,685
it's confusing and a little weird.
503
00:20:39,686 --> 00:20:43,401
Hey, all of this is confusing
and a little weird.
504
00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:46,532
- Yeah.
- [both laugh softly]
505
00:20:46,533 --> 00:20:47,993
Okay.
506
00:20:47,994 --> 00:20:49,955
This is as far as I can go.
507
00:20:49,956 --> 00:20:52,377
But I'll be with you the whole time.
508
00:21:01,771 --> 00:21:04,776
[soft dramatic music]
509
00:21:04,777 --> 00:21:07,741
♪ ♪
510
00:21:07,742 --> 00:21:11,456
This is me.
511
00:21:11,457 --> 00:21:13,376
- You're beautiful.
- STU: [chuckles]
512
00:21:13,377 --> 00:21:15,005
You don't have to say that.
513
00:21:15,006 --> 00:21:16,717
No, I mean... I...
514
00:21:16,718 --> 00:21:19,055
I mean it. I've...
515
00:21:19,056 --> 00:21:20,725
I've seen so much ugliness in the world,
516
00:21:20,726 --> 00:21:23,188
but this is...
517
00:21:23,189 --> 00:21:24,649
this is magnificent.
518
00:21:24,650 --> 00:21:26,319
STU: When I first started experimenting
519
00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:28,239
with uploaded consciousness,
520
00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:31,789
I had to use
physical organic brain matter.
521
00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:33,793
How much of yours is in here?
522
00:21:33,794 --> 00:21:35,337
STU: Now?
523
00:21:35,338 --> 00:21:36,965
Only a cortex or two.
524
00:21:36,966 --> 00:21:40,347
This is all that's left
of my physical being.
525
00:21:40,348 --> 00:21:44,731
♪ ♪
526
00:21:44,732 --> 00:21:46,568
Can I touch it?
527
00:21:46,569 --> 00:21:48,990
STU: Uh... uh, Tiger...
[chuckles softly]
528
00:21:50,911 --> 00:21:53,081
- I promise I'll be gentle.
- STU: Uh...
529
00:21:53,082 --> 00:21:55,628
- I... I'm not sure.
- TIGER: Okay.
530
00:21:55,629 --> 00:21:58,676
Okay, hey... hey, we can just hang out
531
00:21:58,677 --> 00:22:00,805
and we can just talk.
532
00:22:00,806 --> 00:22:02,307
STU: Well...
533
00:22:02,308 --> 00:22:04,604
I'm... I'm not saying...
534
00:22:04,605 --> 00:22:06,190
you can't touch it.
535
00:22:06,191 --> 00:22:09,656
♪ ♪
536
00:22:09,657 --> 00:22:11,536
Do you want me to touch it?
537
00:22:12,788 --> 00:22:15,041
STU: [exhales]
538
00:22:15,042 --> 00:22:16,044
Yeah.
539
00:22:17,255 --> 00:22:18,675
[chuckles softly]
540
00:22:23,475 --> 00:22:25,228
[beeps, whirring]
541
00:22:25,229 --> 00:22:27,526
STU: I can't believe we're doing this.
542
00:22:30,949 --> 00:22:33,955
[high-pitched thrumming]
543
00:22:36,669 --> 00:22:38,923
- Wait.
- What? What? What? What?
544
00:22:38,924 --> 00:22:41,512
STU: Uh, we should use protection.
545
00:22:42,765 --> 00:22:44,141
Of course. Right.
546
00:22:44,142 --> 00:22:45,645
- Sorry.
- STU: No, it's okay.
547
00:22:45,646 --> 00:22:47,232
It's okay. Just, uh, here.
548
00:22:49,069 --> 00:22:50,656
TIGER: Oh.
549
00:22:52,158 --> 00:22:53,578
Okay.
550
00:22:56,250 --> 00:22:57,670
Uh...
551
00:23:06,186 --> 00:23:08,022
Okay, I don't know. I'm...
552
00:23:08,023 --> 00:23:10,068
STU: I think you got it...
uh, I think you backwards.
553
00:23:10,069 --> 00:23:11,906
Ah, yeah.
554
00:23:13,743 --> 00:23:15,161
- Okay.
- STU: Hurry.
555
00:23:15,162 --> 00:23:16,790
Oh... I'm just... I'm trying.
556
00:23:16,791 --> 00:23:18,293
STU: Leave a little bit
on the end and then...
557
00:23:18,294 --> 00:23:20,589
- and roll it down the base.
- Okay, yep, yep.
558
00:23:20,590 --> 00:23:22,467
I feel like it would
feel better without this,
559
00:23:22,468 --> 00:23:23,805
but it's fine.
560
00:23:26,226 --> 00:23:33,239
♪ ♪
561
00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:35,076
STU: Hi.
562
00:23:35,077 --> 00:23:36,454
TIGER: Hi.
563
00:23:36,455 --> 00:23:39,377
STU: Yeah. Oh, a little to the left.
564
00:23:42,258 --> 00:23:43,927
- Like that?
- STU: Yeah.
565
00:23:43,928 --> 00:23:46,892
Yeah, right there.
Yeah, rub that in the glo...
566
00:23:46,893 --> 00:23:48,604
Yeah. Oh...
567
00:23:48,605 --> 00:23:50,608
STU: Ah, that feels good.
568
00:23:50,609 --> 00:23:53,530
I-I can feel you pulsing.
569
00:23:53,531 --> 00:23:55,325
STU: Yeah, it's low...
570
00:23:55,326 --> 00:23:57,622
low-voltage electric shocks.
571
00:23:57,623 --> 00:23:59,416
- [exhales]
- STU: [grunts]
572
00:23:59,417 --> 00:24:01,963
TIGER: You can, um... you can...
you can up the voltage.
573
00:24:01,964 --> 00:24:03,884
- STU: Yeah?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
574
00:24:03,885 --> 00:24:05,095
♪ ♪
575
00:24:05,096 --> 00:24:06,515
[exhales]
576
00:24:06,516 --> 00:24:07,767
- Stu!
- STU: [grunts]
577
00:24:07,768 --> 00:24:08,852
- God.
- [electricity crackles]
578
00:24:08,853 --> 00:24:10,940
[both moaning, groaning]
579
00:24:10,941 --> 00:24:12,109
STU: Tiger.
580
00:24:12,110 --> 00:24:13,444
Oh, Tiger.
581
00:24:13,445 --> 00:24:15,240
TIGER: Oh, yeah, yeah.
582
00:24:15,241 --> 00:24:18,246
[breathing heavily]
583
00:24:18,247 --> 00:24:21,753
Stu!
584
00:24:21,754 --> 00:24:25,719
♪ ♪
585
00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:28,642
Well, I should, um...
586
00:24:28,643 --> 00:24:31,273
I should probably get some shut-eye.
587
00:24:32,609 --> 00:24:34,864
[sighs] I remember sleep.
588
00:24:36,993 --> 00:24:39,038
Good night, Stu.
589
00:24:41,334 --> 00:24:43,965
Hey, uh...
590
00:24:45,217 --> 00:24:46,720
[sighs]
591
00:24:46,721 --> 00:24:48,932
There's something
I think I should tell you.
592
00:24:48,933 --> 00:24:50,603
Uh... [sighs, chuckles]
593
00:24:50,604 --> 00:24:52,565
I'm trying to find the right words.
594
00:24:52,566 --> 00:24:54,819
You can, uh...
595
00:24:54,820 --> 00:24:56,657
You can tell me anything.
596
00:24:59,705 --> 00:25:02,167
You know, this whole plan
to relocate humanity to Mars?
597
00:25:02,168 --> 00:25:04,129
- Yeah.
- Well, technically,
598
00:25:04,130 --> 00:25:06,091
I don't mean the planet Mars.
599
00:25:06,092 --> 00:25:08,137
MARS actually stands for
600
00:25:08,138 --> 00:25:11,352
"Mankind's Automated Reality System."
601
00:25:11,353 --> 00:25:12,813
That's where I took you today.
602
00:25:12,814 --> 00:25:14,734
So you're gonna...
603
00:25:14,735 --> 00:25:16,237
you're gonna upload everyone?
604
00:25:16,238 --> 00:25:18,074
I really did want to take us to Mars.
605
00:25:18,075 --> 00:25:20,328
That was the original plan.
606
00:25:20,329 --> 00:25:22,457
But as it turns out,
607
00:25:22,458 --> 00:25:25,171
transporting the entire
human race to another planet
608
00:25:25,172 --> 00:25:26,675
is damn near impossible.
609
00:25:26,676 --> 00:25:29,096
So I developed an alternative,
610
00:25:29,097 --> 00:25:31,810
which, honestly, is far superior.
611
00:25:31,811 --> 00:25:34,691
Okay, so why the space suits
and the rockets
612
00:25:34,692 --> 00:25:37,153
and the clearly misleading acronym?
613
00:25:37,154 --> 00:25:40,911
The upload only takes
if the subject goes willingly.
614
00:25:40,912 --> 00:25:42,957
The idea of transferring a consciousness
615
00:25:42,958 --> 00:25:46,088
scares a lot of people,
but a journey to Mars,
616
00:25:46,089 --> 00:25:47,883
that sounds like a fun adventure.
617
00:25:47,884 --> 00:25:50,346
It's pretty sneaky, Stu.
618
00:25:50,347 --> 00:25:52,017
Guess you're not a big believer
619
00:25:52,018 --> 00:25:53,604
in people making their own decisions.
620
00:25:53,605 --> 00:25:55,106
People have been
making their own decisions
621
00:25:55,107 --> 00:25:56,818
for thousands of years
622
00:25:56,819 --> 00:25:59,114
and it brought them
to the brink of annihilation.
623
00:25:59,115 --> 00:26:01,160
So you... you think you're qualified
624
00:26:01,161 --> 00:26:03,164
to act on behalf of humanity?
625
00:26:03,165 --> 00:26:04,291
I think I am.
626
00:26:04,292 --> 00:26:07,632
Just imagine a world
627
00:26:07,633 --> 00:26:10,345
with no hunger
because nobody needs to eat.
628
00:26:10,346 --> 00:26:13,727
A world with no poverty
because resources are infinite.
629
00:26:13,728 --> 00:26:16,273
A world where everyone
can finally get along.
630
00:26:16,274 --> 00:26:18,820
Your friends and family
are always close by.
631
00:26:18,821 --> 00:26:21,910
A world where the music's always hot
632
00:26:21,911 --> 00:26:24,081
and the cat meat's always fresh.
633
00:26:24,082 --> 00:26:25,959
A world without shells.
634
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:28,464
That's humanity's future.
635
00:26:28,465 --> 00:26:30,594
That's MARS.
636
00:26:30,595 --> 00:26:32,430
Will you come with me?
637
00:26:32,431 --> 00:26:35,436
[dramatic music]
638
00:26:35,437 --> 00:26:42,451
♪ ♪
639
00:26:43,120 --> 00:26:44,748
Yeah.
640
00:26:45,542 --> 00:26:48,672
I can't save the world
if I can't save you.
641
00:26:48,673 --> 00:26:50,425
[sighs] I must not be the real J-1.
642
00:26:50,426 --> 00:26:52,888
J-1... real J-1 could definitely,
definitely fix you.
643
00:26:52,889 --> 00:26:54,684
Could definitely turn you on.
644
00:26:54,685 --> 00:26:57,355
That makes me what?
That makes me fucking what?
645
00:26:57,356 --> 00:27:00,111
J-0? J-nothing?
646
00:27:00,112 --> 00:27:01,781
Okay, come on.
647
00:27:01,782 --> 00:27:03,703
Come on. Come on.
648
00:27:06,709 --> 00:27:08,377
Oh, please.
649
00:27:08,378 --> 00:27:09,922
Please give me a sign.
650
00:27:09,923 --> 00:27:12,512
Anything to keep me going. Please.
651
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:21,530
That... that is a good one,
you sick, sick fuck.
652
00:27:23,241 --> 00:27:24,744
[beeping]
653
00:27:24,745 --> 00:27:26,371
[gasps]
654
00:27:26,372 --> 00:27:27,875
Oh, my God.
655
00:27:27,876 --> 00:27:29,127
[Pup-E barks]
656
00:27:29,128 --> 00:27:31,340
You can speak
657
00:27:31,341 --> 00:27:33,177
and you have the voice of an angel.
658
00:27:33,178 --> 00:27:34,847
[soft music]
659
00:27:34,848 --> 00:27:36,684
[sighs]
660
00:27:36,685 --> 00:27:38,688
♪ ♪
661
00:27:38,689 --> 00:27:41,193
I love you so much, Pup-E Q. Barkington.
662
00:27:41,194 --> 00:27:42,863
- [Pup-E barking]
- [laughs softly]
663
00:27:42,864 --> 00:27:44,407
[baby talk] Who's a good boy?
664
00:27:44,408 --> 00:27:47,372
[babbling]
665
00:27:47,373 --> 00:27:50,419
[laughs] Good boy. Who's a good boy?
666
00:27:50,420 --> 00:27:52,633
Joosh?
667
00:27:52,634 --> 00:27:53,969
Here?
668
00:27:53,970 --> 00:27:56,975
[dramatic music]
669
00:27:56,976 --> 00:28:01,275
♪ ♪
670
00:28:01,276 --> 00:28:02,987
- JOSH: Who's a good boy?
- STU: Bring me this boy.
671
00:28:02,988 --> 00:28:05,576
- JOSH: [barking]
- If anyone tries to stop you,
672
00:28:05,577 --> 00:28:07,621
kill them.
673
00:28:07,622 --> 00:28:09,124
JOSH: [kissing]
674
00:28:09,125 --> 00:28:12,005
[gasps] Ooh, you got
the stinky puppy breath.
675
00:28:12,006 --> 00:28:13,800
Who got the stinky puppy breath?
676
00:28:13,801 --> 00:28:15,596
Who's my only friend in the whole world?
677
00:28:15,597 --> 00:28:18,603
You're my only friend
in the whole world.
678
00:28:19,058 --> 00:28:23,112
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www.addic7ed.com
679
00:28:23,137 --> 00:28:26,142
[dramatic music]
680
00:28:26,167 --> 00:28:30,585
♪ ♪
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