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Before I was a student
at Tattaglia,
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I had no idea what to expect
from high school.
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I thought it might
be dangerous.
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I thought it might be exciting.
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Damn, I could've lost an eye.
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The classes that I thoughtwould be excitingwere boring.
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Does anyone know what these are?
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Reason her husband cries?
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Beaver tails?
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And the boring classes
were even worse.
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This semester,
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we will explore
the great books of literature
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from the 20th Century,
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and you will write reports on these books
from the 20th Century.
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You will turn them
into me,
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and I will read them,
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and I will grade them.
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My English teacher was like
a sleeping pill in a skirt.
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Everybody Hates Chris S04E04
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www.1000fr.com presents
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After mere words failed
to bore us to death,
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Ms. Rivera unleashed
her next weapon:
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the boring assignment.
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The first book you're
gonna write a report on
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is Invisible Man
by Ralph Ellison.
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It is the story of a man
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who feels invisible
in modern society.
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She's putting me to sleep,
and I'm in the future.
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It's very exciting,
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and some people find it
stimulating
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and inspiring.
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How long do we have?
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Until we finish the book,
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or until the book finishes us!
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It's due at the end of the week.
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This is great--
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Invisible Man.
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It's about time
we pay homage to the revolutionaries.
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Are yocrazy?
We have five days to read this book and write a report.
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I can't even get through the
title without falling asleep.
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Dude, you're looking
at this all wrong.
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That's what I said to Greg
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when he saw his first
Playboy centerfold.
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No, I'm looking at this
like I'll never get it done.
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How are you looking at it?
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Look at it like you're about to make the best friend a guy can have
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a book.
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Greg felt that way
until this happened.
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What's it gonna
be, Greg?
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Me or Lord of
the Rings?
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Sorry, man.
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Through the work
of those great authors,
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you can transport yourself
back to a time
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when things were simpler.
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I wish I could be transported
to a time when I was actually awake.
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So what are you gonna do?
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I don't know,
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but I'm gonna find a way to bring excitement
to The Invisible Man.
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Why don't you find him
an invisible woman?
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While I struggled
with my English class,
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myather struggled
with home economics.
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I think we need
to raise Mr. Omar's rent.
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Ooh, he's not going
to like that.
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You know how Mr. Omar is.
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I don't care how he is.
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You think I can tell that
to the phone company?
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"I-I'd love to pay,
but you know how I am."
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All I'm saying is,
he's a good tenant.
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I don't want to lose him.
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If we lose the house,
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we don't have to worry
about losing a tenant.
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I know that, but maybe we can
look at some other areas.
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What other areas, Rochelle?
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What? You want me
to knock over a bank?
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Now you're thinking.
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Get Peaches and Malvo,
and rob a liquor store?
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Look. I made up my mind.
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I'm raising Mr. Omar's rent.
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Well?
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It's done.
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What the hell?
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What does it say?
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It's from Mr. Omar.
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It says, "Open the door."
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Evening, Mr. Julius,
Ms. Rochelle.
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Hi, Mr. Omar.
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Who's this?
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I'm Mr. Randall.
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He's the
building inspector.
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Building inspector?
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After a careful inspection
of Mr. Omar's apartment,
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I've found the
following violations. Violations?
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And, to justify
any rent increase,
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you'll have to bring
the cited items up to code.
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Uh-huh. 'Cause I don't mind
paying more rent,
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but everything
gotta be right. You know how I am.
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You will have to
provide alternate accommodations
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until said apartment
is brought up to code.
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What does that mean?
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That means you have to find him
a new place to stay.
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What?
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Call me for an approval inspection
after thwork is done.
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And get your CO2 levels checked.
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Get them checked.
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We can't do all this,
and put up Mr. Omar, too.
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You should have thought about that
before you took that note upstairs.
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Well, we could do most
of the work ourselves, and......
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we could let
him stay here, and we could cut down costs.
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Stay here?
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You got a better idea?
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Yeah. Don't raise
Mr. Omar's rent.
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Oh, yeah,
that's right.
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You didn't
like that idea.
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While my father read
his code violations,
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I decided
to skip reading altogether.
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All right. The Invisible Dog,
The Invisible Mice, Shaft--
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Ohh! How did that
get in there?
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All right.
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One Nation Invisible,Now You See 'Em,
Now You Don't, Peek-a-boo--
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That's cute. That's for kids.
Hard To See...
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Ah! The Invisible Man.
Here you go.
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So what made you
think of this anyway, Chris?
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Well, I remembered that Jaws
was a book before a movie,
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so I figured they made a movie
out of The Invisible Man.
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I wish they'd start
making movies into books.
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Popcorn getting expensive.
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Right. Um, you guys mind
if I watch this in here?
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Yeah.
Yeah. Go right ahead, man.
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So who's in it anyway?
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Probably Sidney Poitier.
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Or Jim Brown... My man!
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Jim Brown was actually the
second choice to Sydney Poitier
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for the lead in many roles,
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cluding
Guess Who's Coming to Dinner.
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After watching
The Invisible Man,
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I managed to do
in a few hours
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what it was taking Greg
a few days to do.
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So, how do you like
the book so far?
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Oh, it was great.
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I already
turned in my report.
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Already turned it in?
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I'm only, like, halfway
through the book.
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I've never seen you crank out
a book report this fast.
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I didn't read the book.
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I watched the movie.
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What movie?
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The Invisible Man.
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You know, the guy drinks
the serum, disappears.
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Dude, the movie
The Invisible Man
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has absolutely nothing
to do with the book Invisible Man.
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I don't know
what you wrote, but whatever it is,
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you better hope
Ms. Rivera doesn't read it.
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Too bad I didn't write
that paper in invisible ink!
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While I was trying
not to fail English,
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my parents were trying
not to fail inspection.
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I said it.
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I said, look
in some other areas,
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maybe trim a little
here or there, but no!
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No. Ole Truck Turner
here had a better idea.
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Rochelle...
It just burns me up
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to think that
we're up here working,
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while he's downstairs
in our house, chilling.
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Oh, he's not that bad.
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Not bad? Julius, in
one night he managed to...
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drink all the Kool-Aid...
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file his toenails
on my table...
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and keep me up half
the night playing records.
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Okay, maybe he is
a little nuisance.
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Yeah, like cancer.
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Rochelle
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it's not like you didn't have anything
to do with it.
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Every time I turn around,
you're quitting another job.
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Since when?
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Since whenever.
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I'm just saying,
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I hope you like
being at the beauty salon,
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because if you find a job
you really like,
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maybe I wouldn't
have to keep two jobs.
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Oh! Oh, oh, wait a minute.
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So you're saying that
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you think I use the fact that you have two
jobs as a reason to quit a job?
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I didn't say that.
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But she did.
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I do not need this.
My man has two jobs.
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I don't need this, man!
My man has two jobs!
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I do not need this, okay?
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My man has two jobs!
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Look. Let's just
get this finished.
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Fine.
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Trying to blame
all this on me.
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Is that all you watch?
The Munsters?
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He watches
The Addams Family, too.
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Hey, what's not to love?
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Lily? Now, that's a woman.
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Shame her sband's
already dead.
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Can we watch
something else? I'm bored.
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Why don't you play
a game? Play cards.
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Yeah, that's a good idea.
Let's play blackjack.
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What you know
about blackjack?
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All you have to do is get 21.
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Well, you know what makes
that game really good?
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What?
Wagering.
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Cool. You want to play?
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Yeah.
Can I deal?
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Yeah.
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Oh, hell, yeah.
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After searching every class,
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I figured Ms. Rivera
could only be in one place--
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the teachers' lounge.
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Teachers may have
been boring in class,
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but the teachers' lounge
was a whole other thing.
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Kids. I hate these kids.
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These damn kids.
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Who needs them?
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I guess I do.
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Damn...
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kids.
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Chris,
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what are you doing here?
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I'm looking for Ms. Rivera.
I need to talk to her.
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This is the teacher's lounge.
It's not for students.
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Ms. Morello!
Oh! I'm up next!
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Uh, Ms. Rivera.
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I need to talk to you.
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Chris.
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I need to talk to you, too.
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I need my book
report back.
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I need to change
some things.
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A little late for that.
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Wait, this says "I."
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That's because you didn't do
the assignment that I gave you.
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You do realize that the movie
TheInvisible Man
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has absolutely nothing to do
with the book Invisible Man.
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Yeah, I know that now, but
why didn't you fail me?
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Your take on the movie
was insightful.
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You captured the fun
and all the underlying allegorical parallels.
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I did?
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I did?
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We should go in the hallway.
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Yeah, before I get
a contact high.
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Chris, you're a good writer.
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That's why I gave you
an incomplete.
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You're going to have
to read the book, though.
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Why didn't you just do
what I told you to do?
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'Cause, if we're writing
about the same story,
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what difference does it make
whether I saw the movie or read the book?
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Hey, I like movies, too.
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In fact, one of my favorites
is, uh, Rocky.
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I love Rocky.
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"I'll wait for you here."
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"How about I wait here
and you fight, huh?"
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Do you remember
"They call me Mr. Tibbs"?
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In The Heat
of The Night.
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"What's your prediction
for the fight?"
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"Pain."
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00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:03,800
Rocky III.
Rocky III.
258
00:11:03,900 --> 00:11:05,700
See, if you love
movies so much,
259
00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:07,700
why can't we just
write papers on those?
260
00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,400
I'd get an "A" every time.
261
00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:11,300
That's a good idea, Chris,
262
00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:16,100
but I've been given a curriculum
and I cannot deviate from that.
263
00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:17,500
Well, the curriculum
isn't working.
264
00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:18,700
Half the class is asleep.
265
00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:21,900
That was the year Congress
passed No Child Left Awake.
266
00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:24,900
I... don't like to make waves.
267
00:11:25,100 --> 00:11:27,100
Besides, it wouldn't make
any difference.
268
00:11:27,500 --> 00:11:30,100
"I find your lack of
faith disturbing."
269
00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:31,800
Darth Vader.
270
00:11:32,100 --> 00:11:33,300
I'm gonna go
work on my paper.
271
00:11:35,700 --> 00:11:36,600
Chris.
272
00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:37,800
Yeah?
273
00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:40,700
Let's do it.
274
00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:43,300
Years later,
those very same words
275
00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:45,500
would send Mary Kay Letourneau
to jail.
276
00:11:47,100 --> 00:11:48,000
21.
277
00:11:48,300 --> 00:11:49,500
You hit on 17?
278
00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:52,600
What Mr. Omar didn't know was
that when it came to numbers,
279
00:11:52,700 --> 00:11:54,000
Drew was like my father.
280
00:11:54,600 --> 00:11:58,500
Wow, that's 562,002
granules of sugar.
281
00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:03,600
Wow, that's 357,000 raindrops.
282
00:12:04,300 --> 00:12:06,900
Wow, that's one cupcake!
283
00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:12,900
Two jacks!
284
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,300
I got 20.
285
00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,900
I've got five. Hit me.
286
00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:19,700
That's eight.
287
00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:20,700
Hit me.
288
00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:23,000
That's ten.
Hit me.
289
00:12:24,700 --> 00:12:26,300
That's fifteen.
Hit me.
290
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,400
Are there any face cards
in the deck?
291
00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:31,900
You'll see.
292
00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,300
That's 20.
Hit me.
293
00:12:35,700 --> 00:12:36,800
Another ace?
294
00:12:37,500 --> 00:12:38,200
21!
295
00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:39,900
Tragic. Tragic!
296
00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:40,800
Yes!
297
00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:44,600
Mr. Omar would like to hit him
one more time.
298
00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:46,400
Smell good?
299
00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:51,100
Back in my class,
300
00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:54,200
things were getting a little
more exciting than I expected.
301
00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:57,800
This was a great idea, Chris.
302
00:12:58,100 --> 00:12:58,800
Thanks.
303
00:12:59,900 --> 00:13:01,300
What is going on here?
304
00:13:03,300 --> 00:13:04,200
Ms. Morello,
305
00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:08,900
instead of writing reports
about books like we usually do,
306
00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:11,900
I thought I would switch
it up by watching
307
00:13:12,100 --> 00:13:14,900
movies based on books,
and write about those.
308
00:13:15,700 --> 00:13:19,300
Ms. Rivera, I don't know what
they do in Puerto Rico,
309
00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:21,600
but changing curriculum is unacceptable.
310
00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:24,300
I hope you realize
this is a very serious offense.
311
00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:26,000
You could lose your job.
312
00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:27,300
Comprende?
313
00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:29,800
I'm sorry. I didn't know.
314
00:13:30,300 --> 00:13:33,300
Dios mio! Where would you get
such a ridiculous idea?
315
00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:35,400
I didn't think Ms. Rivera had
heat vision,
316
00:13:35,500 --> 00:13:38,400
but I turned away to protect
my eyes just in case.
317
00:13:40,900 --> 00:13:43,500
Ms. Rivera took my idea
to watch movies in class
318
00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:45,300
and ended up getting the book
thrown at her.
319
00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:46,800
I hope she doesn't get
into too much trouble.
320
00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:48,100
I like Ms. Rivera.
321
00:13:48,300 --> 00:13:49,100
You know, I knew this
was gonna happen.
322
00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:50,800
This is why I'm
a conformist.
323
00:13:50,900 --> 00:13:51,800
I don't see what
the big deal is.
324
00:13:51,900 --> 00:13:54,200
The idea is for us to learn.
Who cares how we do it?
325
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:59,100
There he is. He's the one
that inspired it all.
326
00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:00,200
Inspired all of what?
327
00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:02,300
Well, when I spoke
to the superintendent
328
00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:04,000
about what was going on
in class,
329
00:14:04,100 --> 00:14:06,600
I thought we would fire Ms. Rivera immediately
330
00:14:06,700 --> 00:14:08,000
and have her deported,
331
00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:12,300
but it turns out she's
an American citizen!
332
00:14:12,900 --> 00:14:15,500
I love what you've been doing
and I really wanted to meet you.
333
00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:19,200
Chris, she told us
this was your idea.
334
00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:21,200
Yeah, it kinda was.
335
00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:22,900
Good job, young man.
336
00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:25,600
I'm sure that your parents
are very proud.
337
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:29,000
Why don't we get one
with all of us?
338
00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:35,200
Most black men can't
make their inability to read work for them.
339
00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:36,700
Tell that to 50 Cent.
340
00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:39,400
Ms. Rivera,
341
00:14:39,500 --> 00:14:40,300
you need to get
on this.
342
00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:43,600
Oh, no, really.
I'm not very photogenic.
343
00:14:43,700 --> 00:14:45,900
No, no, no, I insist.
Right this way.
344
00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:49,100
There we are.
345
00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:50,900
Back home, the inspector
was making a list
346
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:51,900
and checking it once.
347
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,200
This was an inspection,
not Christmas.
348
00:14:54,300 --> 00:14:55,400
Everything's up to code.
349
00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:57,900
So can you just sign off
on this now?
350
00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,700
Well, everything looks good
except for one thing.
351
00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:01,600
What?
What?
352
00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:03,500
This box,
353
00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:06,900
it's one of the pre-1950
fuse boxes still in service.
354
00:15:07,100 --> 00:15:09,900
City code requires that
be replaced by a code circuit-breaker panel.
355
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,000
We can't afford that.
356
00:15:11,100 --> 00:15:12,900
Well, until that fuse box
is replaced,
357
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,400
this apartment's uninhabitable.
358
00:15:14,900 --> 00:15:17,100
You mean I can't move
back into my place?
359
00:15:17,300 --> 00:15:18,300
I got widows to see.
360
00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:20,300
Well, unless you want them
to die in an electrical fire,
361
00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:21,900
that box has got to go.
362
00:15:24,900 --> 00:15:26,500
So how long is this
gonna take, man?
363
00:15:26,900 --> 00:15:28,300
I'm sorry,
but I don't have the money.
364
00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:29,300
There's nothing I can do.
365
00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:32,100
I guess you just
have to stay with us until I get it.
366
00:15:37,100 --> 00:15:40,300
Ms. Rivera, you left so fast,
we didn't get a chance to talk about today.
367
00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:42,500
Isn't it great?
They're gonna put our picture in the newspaper.
368
00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:43,600
I heard.
369
00:15:44,300 --> 00:15:45,400
You don't seem happy about it.
370
00:15:45,500 --> 00:15:49,800
Well, I just.
I don't feel so well.
371
00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:52,100
Oh. Well, what's all this?
372
00:15:53,100 --> 00:15:56,700
Just... cleaning out
the classroom.
373
00:15:57,500 --> 00:15:58,300
Oh.
374
00:15:59,300 --> 00:16:02,100
Well, I guess I'll see you tomorrow.
375
00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:04,400
Chris...
376
00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:05,100
Yeah?
377
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:07,400
"You still here?
378
00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:12,300
It's over. Go home. Go."
379
00:16:12,900 --> 00:16:14,200
Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
380
00:16:25,900 --> 00:16:30,200
Back at home, Mr. Omar was
trying to get himself outof what he got himself into.
381
00:16:30,300 --> 00:16:32,300
What are you doing here? I
thought you went back upstairs.
382
00:16:33,700 --> 00:16:36,000
Drew, I was wondering if you
could make me a little loan.
383
00:16:36,300 --> 00:16:37,100
For what?
384
00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:40,200
Well, it seems the only thing
standing between me
385
00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:43,500
getting back in my apartment
is a new circuit-breaker panel,
386
00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:47,400
but it costs $300 and neither me
nor your father have the money.
387
00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:49,500
True. I can loan you the money.
388
00:16:49,900 --> 00:16:50,700
Turn around.
389
00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:55,000
Thank goodness
I really appreciate this, Drew.
390
00:16:55,100 --> 00:16:58,600
And it'll only cost you
12 easy payments of $30 a month.
391
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,100
But that's $360.
392
00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:04,100
I know.
393
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:08,100
Drew went on to make a fortune
selling sub-prime mortgages.
394
00:17:08,700 --> 00:17:09,600
Please. Thank you.
395
00:17:12,100 --> 00:17:14,400
Today we'll be reading
Shakespeare's Othello.
396
00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:18,400
It is the exciting story
of black rage.
397
00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:20,600
Where's Ms. Rivera?
398
00:17:20,900 --> 00:17:22,000
She didn't show up today.
399
00:17:22,300 --> 00:17:23,300
There he is!
400
00:17:23,900 --> 00:17:26,200
Agent Barnes, FBI.
We need to talk to you.
401
00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:29,600
Are they mistaking me
for Marion Barry?
402
00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:33,700
What's all this?
403
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:35,900
Oh, I bought the
breaker panel myself,
404
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,800
so it's not gonna
cost you a penny.
405
00:17:37,900 --> 00:17:39,700
That was music
to my father's ears.
406
00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:42,000
Looks good.
You can move back in.
407
00:17:43,700 --> 00:17:44,700
Oh, however,
408
00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:48,500
I'm gonna take the cost of the panel
and deduct it from my rent.
409
00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:51,000
Fine. That's fine, right?
410
00:17:54,100 --> 00:17:56,500
That means your rent'll be
exactly what it is now.
411
00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:57,800
I know.
412
00:18:01,900 --> 00:18:02,900
Look, last time I saw
Ms. Rivera,
413
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,600
she was loading things
into her car.
414
00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:05,800
She didn't tell me
where she was going.
415
00:18:05,900 --> 00:18:09,400
Name's not "Ms. Rivera."
It's Karen Rodriguez.
416
00:18:10,300 --> 00:18:11,900
But you already knew that,
didn't you?
417
00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:14,100
No, I didn't.
418
00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:15,600
What'd she do, anyway?
419
00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:17,400
Did she sneak
across the border?
420
00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:19,000
The Puerto Rican border?
421
00:18:19,100 --> 00:18:22,900
She embezzled a quarter of a million dollars
from the teachers' pension plan in Moab, Utah.
422
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,800
I'm not sure
what's more shocking:
423
00:18:24,900 --> 00:18:28,100
the fact that a teachers'
pension plan hada quarter of a million dollars
424
00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:30,300
or that there was
a Puerto Rican in Utah.
425
00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:38,300
Chris.
426
00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:40,400
That's how she hid herself
in Utah.
427
00:18:40,700 --> 00:18:41,500
Ms. Rivera?
428
00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:43,000
She dressed like a Mormon.
429
00:18:43,100 --> 00:18:46,500
It's Perez now. I wanted
to say good-bye.
430
00:18:46,900 --> 00:18:49,100
FBI agents were looking for you
all over the sool.
431
00:18:49,300 --> 00:18:51,200
You didn't say anything,
did you?
432
00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:52,500
No.
433
00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:53,400
Good.
434
00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:56,900
They've been chasing me
for eight years.
435
00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:02,200
Is it true what they say about you being a fugitive
and stealing all that money?
436
00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:05,200
I didn't buy this car
with trading stamps.
437
00:19:05,300 --> 00:19:07,400
If you could, my father
would have one.
438
00:19:07,900 --> 00:19:10,300
If it wasn't for that article,
they would have never found me.
439
00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:13,300
Oh, well, I'm sorry
for blowing your cover.
440
00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:16,400
I had forgotten how exciting
life could be,
441
00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:18,200
and you reminded me of that.
442
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,000
Thanks, Chris.
443
00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:21,400
You're welcome.
444
00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:22,700
So where you going now?
445
00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:26,100
I thought I'd go
to Hollywood.
446
00:19:26,700 --> 00:19:28,100
I'll fit right in.
447
00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:31,900
See you in the movies, kid.
448
00:19:33,900 --> 00:19:36,200
Well, once again,
I learned a lesson.
449
00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:39,500
I learned that movies can
teach youalmost as much as books can,
450
00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:43,400
but in the process, I lost the
best teacher I ever had.
451
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:48,800
Today we will be reading
about the wonders of air.
452
00:19:48,900 --> 00:19:50,500
Are there any questions?
453
00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:53,300
I didn't think so. Let's begin.
454
00:19:58,400 --> 00:19:59,300
What was that for?
455
00:19:59,900 --> 00:20:02,700
For making a boring class
exciting, then boring again.
456
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,300
Thanks for nothing, Clubber.
457
00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:13,800
welcome to www.1000fr.com
458
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