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At 15,I was sick of being a nerd.
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When you're a nerd,people you want
to pay attention to you ignore you,
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and e people you wish would
ignore you,pay attention.
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And I was done with it.
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From now on,I was going to be cool.
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Cool guys got everything...
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girls,cars,girls,money,girls.
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But what exactly is cool?
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I tried the surfer look.
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I tried the superhero look.
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I tried the cowboy look,but I ended up
with the village people look.
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No matter what I did,
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I ended up looking as cool as a fat guy
in a sweat suit with a herringbone chain.
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Everybody Hates Chris
Season 3 Episode 19
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****Hing about being cool,
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I decided to consult with the coolest guy
I knew to find ou to find out his secrets.
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Hey,little dude from across the street.
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Let hold a dollar.
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Hey,man,can I talk to you for a minute?
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Yeah.
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Later on.
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What do you think makes a guy cool?
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Cool?
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Man,nothing makes you cool.
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You either cool or you're not.
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But what if you're not born cool,
and you want to be?
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Well,the fastest way is to associate
yourself with cool people.
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That way you're cool by association.
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But why would they want to hang with me?
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Look,man,it starts with attitude,all right?
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Followed by a little head gear.
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Accompanied by the walk.
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The walk?
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Yes,man.
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All right-- the walk.
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You got to put a lean in your walk,man.
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You know,like you're slightly bothered
by an old gunshot wound to the hip.
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Like this.
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Ea for him-- he had a gunshot wound to the hip.
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You see?
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Now you try.
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Nah,man,that ain't it.
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Look,uh.
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the collar,that's right.
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Get this collar popped up,man.
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All right,now try again.
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- I can't watch th
- nah,nah,that'S.
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that's not it at all.
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All right,look,we definitely gonna have
to pull out the big guns on this.
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Now,the coolest b in the
world right now is ll cool J.
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And you think you can make me look like him?
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Let's find out.
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Not bad.
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Not bad at all.
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Hey,chris.
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It's working already?
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Let me hold a dollar.
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Here's my self-respect,too.
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Keep the change.
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Well,got to go,little dude
from across the street.
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Stay cool.
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While I was on my way to being cool,
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spring cleaning was making my mother hot.
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Look at all this junk.
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No he didn'T.
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Julius!
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What's going on?
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This is what's going on.
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You told me you were going
to get rid of that years ago.
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Instead you just hid it from me?
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It wasn't hid.
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Yes,t was.
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It was underneath your camouflage jacket.
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It was camouflaged!
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Baby,it's a good coat.
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Do you remember who gave you this coat?
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I think it was janet.
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You're damn right!
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So when you told me that
you were gonna get rid of it,
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that means you were lying,
so now you're a liar?
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Yes.
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You're acting like you pulled
janet out of the closet.
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What difference does it make?
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It's a coat,not a woman-- damn!
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So so you're telling me
you're going to keep the coat,
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even though I'm telling you
I don't want you to keep it?
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Yeah.
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I see no sane reason to get
rid of it,so I'm keeping it.
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Okay,fine.
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Keep the coat,julius.
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I hope it keeps you warm.
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Takes a brave man to choose
a coat over a woman.
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A brave stupid man.
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Hey,man,did you get shot in the leg?
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No,why?
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'Cause you're walking like it hurts.
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I'm just trying to be cool.
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It's not working.
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It's not working?
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Look at you...you look
like a powder blue dean ma**
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technically,I look like
a powder blue joey bishop.
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Whatever.We need to change our images.
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I don't know about you,but I'm tired of
being at the bottom of the totem pole.
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A powder blue totem pole.
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That's true.
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I want to be like them.
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Tell me why they don't go
to school and they don't work,
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but they have great cars and great girls?
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Because they're criminals.
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Those are the kids from the arcade.
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We can't be like them.
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I mean,those kids have either been suspended,
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expelled or dropped out of school.
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When you're old,that makes you a loser,
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but when you're young,
it gives the illusion of cool.
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Shh,be quiet.
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Hey,kid,you got a cigarette?
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No,but I got some gum.
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Forget it.
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It's spearmint.
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And sugar-free.
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I don't think he's listening.
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Well,we learn one thing...
cool guys have cigarettes.
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Now before you go getting all upset,
in 1986,almost everybody smoked.
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People didn't give a damn about health.
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Here's a partial list of things in this picture
that people didn't know where dangerous.
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No*******
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And******
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Eventually,all these people died horribly,
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but while they lived,they were cool.
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My brother drew was so cool,
he could do anything.
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But in the spring of '86,that changed.
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Here,take this thing away from me.
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What's this?
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It's evil.
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The rufus cube...the most
diabolical puzzle ever invented.
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It caused nervous breakdowns,
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divorces and suicides because
it was almost impossible to solve.
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This looks easy.
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Chris,I got to go into the
library for a few minutes.
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Watch the register.
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The library?
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Yeah,I got to go to the bathroom.
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I do some of my best handicapping in the john.
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Keep an eye on the register.
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A big part of being cool
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is taking advantag of opportunities
when they esent themselves.
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Now that I had cigarettes,
I had the start of what I needed.
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A real cool guy wouldn't have paid,
but nerdy mcgee would have felt too guilty.
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Even though I had the keys to being cool,
greg was locked into being a square.
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All right,just put one
of these behind your ear.
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Dude,that's contraband.
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The surgeon general told us...
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greg,do you want to look cool or not?
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Yeah,but I don't want to be a fugitive.
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- freeze!
- Go!Go!Go!Go!
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Get down!
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All the way down!
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Slowly remove the cigarette away from your ear.
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Stay there,dirtbag!
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You don't have to smoke it.
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You just have to put it behind your ear
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and walk around like those guys at the arcade.
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The arcade?
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I'd like to get back in there again.
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You went in the arcade?
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Yeah,once.
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forget that.
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That was before you looked cool.
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Okay,man,I'll try it.
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Yeah.
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Oh,remember,you get caught with a cigarette
in school is an automatic suspension.
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Right,it's just to walk around
and look cool for the other kids.
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Right.
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So how do I look?
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Nervous.
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Come on,man,pop your collar.
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Put your shades on.
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Roll up your pant leg.
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Okay.
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- Better.
- No it's not.
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All right,let's make a pact.
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If either one of us gets caught by the
teacher we don't rat out the other.
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- Deal?
- Deal.
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Chris gave it to me.
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Chris?
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I'm so disappointed in you.
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I know that nicotine,
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pork rinds and malt liquor
are the black man's vices.
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you forgot white women.
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But why infect gregory?
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Because I wanted to be cool.
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Now I just feel like a fool.
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I don't know.
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Well,I'm sorry,chris,but you're suspended.
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When my parents found out,
i was finally going to be cool.
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Cool as a corpse.
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my father had worked hard all day.
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But my mother had been to space.
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You went to work like that?
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Don't you know you could get fired?
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What did your boss say?
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So you say you want a raise?
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I got a raise.
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You shouldn't be wearing that.
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Get rid get rid of it.
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Oh,I'll be happy to get rid of it.
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as long as you get rid of that jacket.
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I'm not getting rid of my jacket.
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Fine.
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Fine.
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Fine!
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Not fine.
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When you get suspended from school,
they call your parents.
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So if the phone rang,
this could be my last meal.
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So what's going on,chris?
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What you mean?
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There's something different about you.
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- Did you get a haircut?
- No.
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Well,you look kind of cool.
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What he thought was cool was actually terror.
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Mama,why are you dressed like that?
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Ask your father.
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Daddy,why is mama dressed like that?
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Maybe your mother doesn't know the difference
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between a perfectly good coat and a spacesuit.
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Better be glad she doesn't have a ray gun.
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So,chris,how was your day at school?
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It was all right.
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- Anything interesting happen?
- No.
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You sure?
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'Cause usually you talk more about school.
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Can't get you to stop talking about it.
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Nothing happened at school,okay?
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It was just like any other day.
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Any other bad day.
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Why are you talking to your brother like that?
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He's just asking you a question.
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Yeah,chris,calm down.
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Drew,will you put that thing
down and eat your dinner?
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Dad,I've almost got it.
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I can't stop.
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Either you eat your dinner or do the cube.
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What's it's going to be?
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I'll take the cube.
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I thought somehow I had
dodged the suspension bullet,
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but actually it was just
loaded in a different gun.
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Hey,chris,wait up.
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- What's up?
- Nothing.
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Just thought I should tell you about my day.
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What about it?
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Oh,I just sat around the house by myself,
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answering phones,taking messages.
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Good for you.
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Yeah,I talked to grandma,uncle michael,
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the principal from your school,daddy.
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never underestimate the power of the devil.
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Wait a minute,did you say the
principal from my school?
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Yeah,you know,they always call
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when they suspend somebody
from school for having cigarettes.
264
00:11:16,190 --> 00:11:17,380
Did they think you were ma?
265
00:11:17,410 --> 00:11:18,030
I don't know.
266
00:11:18,130 --> 00:11:20,370
I just answered the phone
and they started talking.
267
00:11:20,500 --> 00:11:21,580
You out three days.
268
00:11:21,670 --> 00:11:24,130
I guess that's a total of $15.
269
00:11:24,170 --> 00:11:25,100
What is?
270
00:11:25,240 --> 00:11:26,290
Five dollars a day.
271
00:11:26,310 --> 00:11:28,740
You know it's going to cost
to keep my mouth shut.
272
00:11:29,300 --> 00:11:33,910
The price of bei but it beat
the price of being beat.
273
00:11:36,990 --> 00:11:38,990
Getting suspended from school was hard,
274
00:11:39,160 --> 00:11:42,260
but figuri out what I was going
to do with my day was harder.
275
00:11:44,190 --> 00:11:45,590
Hey,man,what are you doing here?
276
00:11:45,740 --> 00:11:47,250
I had nowhere else to go.
277
00:11:47,290 --> 00:11:48,760
You're not still mad at me,are you?
278
00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:50,340
Yeah,actually,I am.
279
00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:51,520
You ratted me out.
280
00:11:51,650 --> 00:11:52,910
I'm torn about it,man.
281
00:11:53,060 --> 00:11:55,160
Please,don't make me feel
any worse than I already am.
282
00:11:55,320 --> 00:11:57,090
Why did you cave so fast?
283
00:11:57,150 --> 00:11:59,690
My therapist says I'm bad under pressure.
284
00:11:59,780 --> 00:12:00,910
I'm just not cool.
285
00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:01,930
No kidding.
286
00:12:02,010 --> 00:12:02,820
Forget about it.
287
00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:03,670
It's all right.
288
00:12:03,790 --> 00:12:04,990
So what are you going to do all day?
289
00:12:05,130 --> 00:12:06,130
I don't know.
290
00:12:06,270 --> 00:12:08,610
wander around till it's time to go home.
291
00:12:08,730 --> 00:12:10,290
Maybe I'll see you at lunch.
292
00:12:11,970 --> 00:12:13,250
got to go.
293
00:12:20,930 --> 00:12:22,540
Well,all right.
294
00:12:22,580 --> 00:12:23,660
I was at the arcade,
295
00:12:23,710 --> 00:12:27,580
but I was afraid if I went in what
happened to greg would happen to me.
296
00:12:31,550 --> 00:12:33,950
Hey,it's juicy fruit.
297
00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:37,260
hey,want a smoke?
298
00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:39,260
Look at juicy fruit.
299
00:12:40,040 --> 00:12:41,060
Thanks,man.
300
00:12:41,120 --> 00:12:42,090
What you up to?
301
00:12:42,140 --> 00:12:43,450
Nothing.Just hanging.
302
00:12:43,460 --> 00:12:44,870
What's the matter,juicy fruit,
303
00:12:44,970 --> 00:12:46,230
you get lost on*****
304
00:12:46,240 --> 00:12:47,880
no,actually,I got kicked out.
305
00:12:47,910 --> 00:12:49,690
- So did I.
- So did I.
306
00:12:49,700 --> 00:12:50,680
Actually,we all did.
307
00:12:50,700 --> 00:12:52,460
Except for vinnie.He never went.
308
00:12:54,300 --> 00:12:56,460
Hey,come on in,hang out for awhile.
309
00:12:57,030 --> 00:12:57,630
Cool.
310
00:12:57,640 --> 00:13:00,270
I might not smoke,but right now I'm on fire.
311
00:13:00,340 --> 00:13:02,250
You could do this yourself,.Lius
312
00:13:02,260 --> 00:13:04,990
yeah,but ery time I do,I nick my head.
313
00:13:05,230 --> 00:13:06,040
You know what's going on?
314
00:13:06,050 --> 00:13:08,640
You got a lot of bumps back here,man.
315
00:13:08,650 --> 00:13:10,790
My grandmother used to read these things,man.
316
00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:13,320
The configuration is telling
me you got a lot of tension.
317
00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:14,990
Yeah,well,that's true.
318
00:13:15,310 --> 00:13:17,160
Oh,got one coming at 2:00.
319
00:13:17,350 --> 00:13:21,350
In barbershops acro america
somebody's alway******
320
00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:23,080
no matter how they look.
321
00:13:23,100 --> 00:13:25,700
- Oh,man.
- Look at that outfit.
322
00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:28,000
Man,she looks a fool.
323
00:13:28,010 --> 00:13:30,030
I wished my mama looked like that.
324
00:13:30,140 --> 00:13:31,080
I'd never leave the house.
325
00:13:31,100 --> 00:13:32,160
Here she come across that street.
326
00:13:32,170 --> 00:13:34,070
Come on,come on,get a little closer,baby.
327
00:13:35,020 --> 00:13:36,760
That is a cadillac walk right there.
328
00:13:36,770 --> 00:13:37,660
Honky cadillac.
329
00:13:37,690 --> 00:13:38,970
Wait a minut
330
00:13:42,150 --> 00:13:44,350
who?Hey,hey,who is it?
331
00:13:44,420 --> 00:13:45,860
No,don't worry about it,man.
332
00:13:46,290 --> 00:13:47,440
Where'd she go?
333
00:13:48,380 --> 00:13:49,510
Hey,everybody.
334
00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:51,490
Hey.Hey.Hey.
335
00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:54,530
Hey,baby,I was just wondering
what you wanted for dinner tonight?
336
00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:55,980
Rochelle.
337
00:13:57,310 --> 00:13:59,880
I guess I'm interrupting something.
338
00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:01,820
You know what?I'll just make you roast beef.
339
00:14:04,300 --> 00:14:05,280
Bye,boys.
340
00:14:11,090 --> 00:14:12,560
man,you got problems.
341
00:14:12,780 --> 00:14:14,280
You got that right.
342
00:14:15,380 --> 00:14:18,330
The next day,I had no question
about where I was going.
343
00:14:18,410 --> 00:14:20,490
Hey,juicy fruit,you want some beer?
344
00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:22,440
Nah,I only drink beer with my dinner.
345
00:14:22,520 --> 00:14:24,250
Maybe we should go get something to eat later.
346
00:14:24,300 --> 00:14:25,330
Maybe.
347
00:14:25,390 --> 00:14:27,420
So what we dog for the rest of the day?
348
00:14:27,470 --> 00:14:30,080
Just about time to go pick up vito.
349
00:14:30,210 --> 00:14:31,690
You're gonna love vito.
350
00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:32,910
Who's vito?
351
00:14:32,970 --> 00:14:34,150
He's a friend of ours.
352
00:14:34,170 --> 00:14:35,240
He gets out today.
353
00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:36,530
Out of what?
354
00:14:37,660 --> 00:14:39,050
come on,let's go.
355
00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:40,530
You're cute,juicy fruit.
356
00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:42,350
You're not too bad-lking yourself.
357
00:14:53,500 --> 00:14:57,740
Trixie had her eye on me,
but somebody else had their eye on uS.
358
00:15:02,170 --> 00:15:03,370
This way,vito.
359
00:15:04,740 --> 00:15:06,390
All right,vito-- see you again.
360
00:15:06,450 --> 00:15:08,070
Later that day,I met vito.
361
00:15:08,100 --> 00:15:10,160
He was the guy these guys looked up to.
362
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:11,960
He was also a convict.
363
00:15:16,870 --> 00:15:17,920
Who's this?
364
00:15:17,990 --> 00:15:19,260
He's juicy fruit.
365
00:15:19,350 --> 00:15:20,270
Juicy fruit?
366
00:15:20,380 --> 00:15:21,730
What kind of name is juicy fruit?
367
00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:23,100
My real name is chris.
368
00:15:23,150 --> 00:15:23,920
Don't worry about it.
369
00:15:23,970 --> 00:15:24,830
He's cool.
370
00:15:24,930 --> 00:15:25,890
Yeah?
371
00:15:25,950 --> 00:15:27,060
You cool,juicy fruit?
372
00:15:27,110 --> 00:15:28,220
Yeah,I'm cool.
373
00:15:28,300 --> 00:15:29,530
Not with that nickname.
374
00:15:29,590 --> 00:15:31,890
We'll see about that the day after tomorrow.
375
00:15:31,980 --> 00:15:33,340
What happens the day after tomorrow?
376
00:15:33,370 --> 00:15:35,420
We're going to get the guys who ratted on me.
377
00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:38,710
We'd do it tomorrow,
but I need one day to get the guns.
378
00:15:38,830 --> 00:15:40,760
And you're going to be the lookout.
379
00:15:40,890 --> 00:15:42,710
So you cool with that,juicy fruit?
380
00:15:42,760 --> 00:15:44,770
Mama!
381
00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:49,620
T aheawith being a lookout,
I got a second opinion from doc.
382
00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:51,690
And they want you to be the lookout?
383
00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:53,250
Yeah,I mean,I don't want to do it,
384
00:15:53,360 --> 00:15:56,190
but these kids like me and
I've come so far on my coolness.
385
00:15:56,260 --> 00:15:57,480
An and I'm just the lookout.
386
00:15:57,560 --> 00:15:58,740
I can't get in any real trouble.
387
00:15:58,790 --> 00:16:00,000
Wrong.
388
00:16:00,070 --> 00:16:02,350
You don't know nothing about crime,do you?
389
00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:05,660
You act as a lookout,
while something felonious occurs,
390
00:16:05,750 --> 00:16:07,980
that makes you an accessory.
391
00:16:08,030 --> 00:16:09,710
Yeah,but I'll still be cool,right?
392
00:16:09,790 --> 00:16:10,970
Wrong again.
393
00:16:11,390 --> 00:16:14,440
There are a lot of subheadings
to being an accessory.
394
00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:16,510
You can be an accessory before the fact.
395
00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:18,720
You can be an accessory after the fact.
396
00:16:18,820 --> 00:16:21,770
Or you can be an accesso in any event,
397
00:16:21,780 --> 00:16:25,470
******if you get caught,you going to jail.
398
00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:28,350
Doc spent three to five as an accessory.
399
00:16:29,420 --> 00:16:32,350
Do you know how embarrassed I was when
you walked in there in that outfit?
400
00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:33,620
I don't see why.
401
00:16:33,730 --> 00:16:36,800
That was a perfectly good pair
of hot-pink fisht stockings.
402
00:16:36,950 --> 00:16:39,490
I don't see any sane reason not to wear them.
403
00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:41,460
Okay,you win.
404
00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:43,360
I'll get rid of the coat.
405
00:16:44,260 --> 00:16:45,630
You sure?
406
00:16:45,720 --> 00:16:47,570
Now I don't want to twist your arm.
407
00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:49,080
That's a good coat.
408
00:16:50,290 --> 00:16:53,150
Baby,you look like you're about
to ease on down the road.
409
00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:54,410
Yeah,I'm sure.
410
00:16:54,510 --> 00:16:57,190
When all else fails,quit.
411
00:16:57,830 --> 00:16:59,600
Where's drew?Dinner's almost ready.
412
00:17:00,210 --> 00:17:02,190
He's upstairs working on that cube.
413
00:17:02,250 --> 00:17:03,610
He's been messing with it all day.
414
00:17:03,810 --> 00:17:05,760
He he is obsessed with that thing.
415
00:17:05,910 --> 00:17:07,800
What'd you do at school today,chris?
416
00:17:08,330 --> 00:17:11,360
Oh,you know,same old,same old.
417
00:17:12,180 --> 00:17:13,330
My day was great.
418
00:17:13,350 --> 00:17:14,850
We're learning time tables.
419
00:17:14,910 --> 00:17:16,080
Today we did fives.
420
00:17:16,120 --> 00:17:19,190
Five times one is five,
and five times two is ten,
421
00:17:19,220 --> 00:17:21,220
and five times three is 15.
422
00:17:21,300 --> 00:17:24,570
And five times four is
a brick upside your head.
423
00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:29,490
Sure,I could have not shown up,
424
00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:31,850
but then every time the
cool guys saw me at school,
425
00:17:32,020 --> 00:17:34,810
they'd say *******
426
00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:37,240
all right,you stand here.
427
00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:39,720
If the cops come,you blow this whistle.
428
00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:40,720
Got it?
429
00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:42,430
Yeah,but I don't really think we should be here.
430
00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:44,770
I was out where the buses don't run.
431
00:17:44,910 --> 00:17:46,770
I had lost touch with the mothership.
432
00:17:46,810 --> 00:17:48,830
I was someplace where I didn't belong.
433
00:17:48,900 --> 00:17:50,630
Chris,what are you doing here?
434
00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:51,560
Sweatin'.
435
00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:53,260
I'm hanging with the guys from the arcade.
436
00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:54,390
The cool kids?
437
00:17:54,450 --> 00:17:55,890
I don't know if they're cool anymore.
438
00:17:56,020 --> 00:17:57,080
What's going on?
439
00:17:57,100 --> 00:17:58,100
I'm a lookout.
440
00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:00,780
And if the cops come,
I'm supposed to blow this whistle.
441
00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:02,830
Dude,that makes you an accessory before,
442
00:18:02,860 --> 00:18:04,110
during and after the fact.
443
00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:06,130
I know.I don't even want to be here.
444
00:18:06,140 --> 00:18:07,450
But I'm kind of stuck.
445
00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:09,000
You got to think about this,chris.
446
00:18:09,110 --> 00:18:10,290
My uncle was a lookout one time,
447
00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:11,960
and he ended u in the throat?
448
00:18:12,010 --> 00:18:13,300
♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪
449
00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:17,760
Yeah,he didn't die,but he ended up wearing
a turtleneck for the rest of his life.
450
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:22,770
I knew if I didn't blow that whistle
I would never be one of the cool kids.
451
00:18:22,950 --> 00:18:25,010
In fact,the cool kids might kill me.
452
00:18:25,140 --> 00:18:27,260
But if being cool meant going to prison,
453
00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:29,510
that price was just too high.
454
00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:30,740
So wt are you going to do?
455
00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:32,900
I did what any nerd would do.
456
00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:37,440
That day,drew lost his cool,too.
457
00:18:39,010 --> 00:18:40,590
what's wrong with you?
458
00:18:41,650 --> 00:18:42,550
Take this thing away from me.It's evil.
459
00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:44,480
I know.I hate these things.
460
00:18:44,490 --> 00:18:46,390
Yeah,I never want to see it again.
461
00:18:46,450 --> 00:18:47,660
Me neither.
462
00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:51,800
So what kind of games do you like to play?
463
00:18:51,860 --> 00:18:53,180
I love monopoly.
464
00:18:53,320 --> 00:18:54,430
Really?Me,too.
465
00:18:54,460 --> 00:18:56,630
Maybe we can get together and play sometime.
466
00:18:56,740 --> 00:18:57,490
Great.
467
00:18:57,550 --> 00:18:58,670
Can I have your number?
468
00:18:58,830 --> 00:19:00,290
I already wrote it down.
469
00:19:00,350 --> 00:19:02,590
Even when drew failed,he succeeded.
470
00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:06,680
Guys who do the rufus cube end up
with other guys who do the rufus cube.
471
00:19:06,700 --> 00:19:09,030
Drew ended up with a girl.
472
00:19:12,110 --> 00:19:14,090
Who knew to solve the rufus cube,
473
00:19:14,130 --> 00:19:19,130
you either had to have the mind of
a genius or the liver of lindsey lohan.
474
00:19:21,180 --> 00:19:25,190
Finally my suspension was up,
and for once tanya didn't rat me out.
475
00:19:25,220 --> 00:19:27,120
Have a good day at school,chris.
476
00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:29,650
Thanks,tanya.
477
00:19:29,700 --> 00:19:30,540
No problem.
478
00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:34,020
If you're wondering why my cool friends
didn't come after me and kill me...
479
00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:35,990
it's because of what happened to them.
480
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:39,500
Johnny boy spent the rest of his life in prison.
481
00:19:40,530 --> 00:19:42,870
Trixie had a tragic pole accident.
482
00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:45,600
I'm gonna move your leg.Slow here.
483
00:19:46,030 --> 00:19:49,600
vito lived a happy,successful
life for the next four hours.
484
00:19:49,650 --> 00:19:52,700
Then he was gunned down by some other cool guys.
485
00:19:53,820 --> 00:19:57,940
It seems cool,like beauty,turned out
to be in the eye of the beholder.
486
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:05,020
This task force will not sleep or be deterred
until the gang's leader is apprehended.
487
00:20:05,170 --> 00:20:06,880
For the purpose of this case,
488
00:20:06,890 --> 00:20:13,050
we're calling him mr.Cool,aka.juicy fruit.
489
00:20:13,060 --> 00:20:15,420
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