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In 1985, crime was
on the rise everywhere,
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and when I say "everywhere,"
I mean everywhere.
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There was white-collar crime.
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...swear before this committee
that you...
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There was blue-collar crime.
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There was even collard
green crime.
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Come back here
with my pot liquor!
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In Bed-Stuy,
one crime was an epidemic--
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chain snatching.
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Everybody had a gold chain
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and somebody was
waiting to snatch it.
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Nobody was safe.
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Not young people...
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Not old people...
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Not even dead people.
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I never had a gold chain
because my parents
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would never let me get one.
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Gold chain?
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Is a gold chain
gonna keep the house warm?
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Is a gold chain gonna help you graduate?
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Is a gold chain
gonna get rid of my gout?
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Is a gold chain
gonna help clean this place up?
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The only thing you need
with a gold chain
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is to lock up the gold gates
on your gold house.
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Even though I didn't have a gold chain,
my father was right.
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Vanessa, look out!
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What did I do that for?
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Boy, what's
wrong with you?
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Sorry, I didn't know.
It was a reflex.
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"Sorry" didn't do it.
You did it.
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Now, guess what.
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You owe Malvo a gold chain.
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Good thing I didn't stop him
from stealing a gold house.
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2x16 Everybody Hates Chain Snatching
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Transcript: FRM
Synchro: Sixe
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Come on, we gotta go!
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While I was on the hook
for a gold chain,
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Tonya was on the line
for the hookup!
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What're you doing?
We gotta go to school.
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Billy Ocean is coming
to Radio City Music Hall
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So, what caller are you?
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I don't know,
I keep getting a busy signal.
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Hey! You're caller 98!
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That's right, baby,
you are going to see Billy Ocean.
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Come on. We're going to be late--
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plus, you know
Mama don't like you on her phone.
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We're giving away two tickets a day
all this week. Just be caller 98.
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If you want to hear
Billy Ocean sing live nowadays,
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you can just call up Billy Ocean.
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Hey there, Mrs. Rochelle.
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Hey, Mr. Omar.
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The mailman left this
letter for Mr. Julius
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in my mailbox by mistake.
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Oh, okay. Thank you.
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By the way, I was wondering
if I could ask you a favor.
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Sure.
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You wouldn't happen to have
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another pair of pantyhose
I could borrow?
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- Pantyhose?
- Borrow?
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I need a new stocking
cap for my hair.
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Okay, sure.
You can have these.
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Were you about to put these on,
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or did you just take them off?
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They're new, Mr. Omar.
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Okay, then.
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Thanks.
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I think he's disappointed.
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My mother usually wouldn't
open my father's mail...
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unless she wanted
to know what was inside.
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"Attached is your
new credit card.
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Cardholder since 1970"?
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Hey, baby.
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Any mail?
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Here you go.
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My mother told me there's two things
you don't hide from your wife--
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extra women and extra money.
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I was so afraid of Malvo
I couldn't think straight.
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What are you still doing here?
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Just trying to figure something out.
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You remember Malvo?
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Malvo?
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I thought he went to jail.
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Well, he got out,
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and this morning
he tried to snatch a chain.
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I saw him coming up on my friend,
but I didn't know it was him.
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Don't tell me you warned her.
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I warned her.
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Oh, man. Don't you know
if you see a crime
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committed in New York City,
you keep your mouth shut?
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If you see Ronald Reagan
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about to gun down the Pope,
you don't tell!
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Greg was a big fan
of editorial cartoons.
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It was a reflex.
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So you're sitting here?
Obviously he didn't kill you.
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What'd he say?
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What'd you do that for?
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- Then what?
- Then I said...
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I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.
It was a reflex.
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And then he said,
"'Sorry' didn't do it. You did."
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And then he put a finger
in my chest and said,
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"You're gonna get Malvo
a gold chain by tomorrow night."
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And if you don't?
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He said,
"when you least expect it,
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"I will be there.
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"When you're in the shower...
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Where's my chain?!
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"...when you're watching TV...
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Where's my chain?
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Even in your dreams."
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Chris, I just want
to let you know,
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I hate everybody else,
but I love you.
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Will you get me a soda?
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Yeah.
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Where's my chain?
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That's so weird.
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Guys in my neighborhood
wear gold chains all the time,
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You never hear about
one getting snatched.
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That's because
it only happened once.
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Black-on-black crime is nothing
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compared to Italian-
on-Italian crime.
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This may sound crazy,
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but what if you just buy one
and give it to him?
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I mean, how much do gold
chains cost, anyway?
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$300?!
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Got any more ideas?
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A bus ticket out
of town only cost $35.
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Since I couldn't afford
to buy a chain,
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I avoided Malvo to buy some time.
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I took every train.
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I took every bus.
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No matter how hard I tried
to avoid Malvo,
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he always seemed to be around.
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If I could've, I would've taken
a underground railroad.
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Is you running to the north?
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No, I'm running from Malvo.
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Malvo?
You'd a been better off a slave.
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Get on, now, and remember--
you ain't seen nothing.
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To get the truth about
my father's credit card,
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my mother went straight
to the source-- her friends.
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- Credit card?
- Yep.
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And you didn't know
anything about it?
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I know this one woman who caught
her man lying about his height.
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- His height?
- His height?
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His height.
Yeah. He had shoe lifts.
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Turns out, he had a whole other family.
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That's all my mother need to hear.
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So are you gonna ask him about it?
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What would she do that for?
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Don't you ask him nothing.
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Just wait. See what he does.
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You've got to be surreptitious
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If he is waiting on
that credit card,
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give him a couple of days.
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He'll start looking for it.
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Tonya, get off the phone
and come eat.
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Back at home, my mother wasn't
the only one doing undercover work.
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Boy, what you think
this is, a stickup?
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Take off that hat
and take off those glasses
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and act like you sitting at the table.
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Who were you talking to?
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I wasn't talking.
I was trying to see
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if I could to win tickets
to see Billy Ocean.
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I don't know why you keep
calling-- you're not gonna win.
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I hope you win,
'cause I can't afford to buy them.
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No, who knows where
we would get the money from.
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I know that's right.
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Too bad we don't have a credit card...
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I am not getting a credit card
so we can buy some concert tickets.
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So you're saying you don't
want a credit card?
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That's right.
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I wish I could've told
my father what was going on.
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Run, Daddy! Run!
She's being surreptious!
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Oh, baby, well, I hope
you win those tickets
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because we sure are not
gonna buy them with a credit card.
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Pass the syrup.
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I was so good at sneaking around,
I thought about joing the CIA.
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Or maybe the D. O. A.
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I got a question for you boy.
What is today?
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Wednesday?
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Nah. Today is two days
after the day before yesterday.
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Malvo was an idiot savant--
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98% idiot,
two percent savant.
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So the question is,
where's my chain?
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I don't have the money for a chain,
and I don't know where to get one.
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They're generally
found around necks.
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Well, maybe I can get
you something else.
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Nah. I want a chain.
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- You know why?
- No.
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Two reasons. A,
since my most recent parole,
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I'm limiting myself
to Class A misdemeanors
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and three,
nobody needs a chain.
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So I'm actually
doing people a favor
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by taking things
that they don't need.
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You could argue with his math,
but not with his logic.
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All right, I'll get you one.
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Oh, I know you will,
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or else I'm gonna have to commit
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a Class B misdemeanor on you,
and you don't want that.
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He was right, considering
a class B misdemeanor is cockfighting.
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Look, I know you don't want to
do it, but you got no choice.
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You're gonna have
to snatch a chain.
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You know what my parents'd do to me
if they found out I'm a chain snatcher?
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So what about Malvo?
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You just going to go back
to him tomorrow and say,
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"I don't know where you get your chain,
but you're not getting it from me"?
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I can't do this.
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I don't know anything
about chain snatching.
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What's there to know?
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The directions are on the title.
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You see a chain,
you snatch it.
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I couldn't help but think, if
I did actually snatch a chain,
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something would go wrong.
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Freeze! FBI!
Show me your hands!
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Get on your knees now!
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We got you now,
you little chain snatcher.
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Frisk him!
Make sure he got no chains on him.
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You want to get away?
Don't try to move.
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A jury of your peers has found
you guilty of chain snatching.
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I sentence you to death
by electric chair.
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Boy, I ought to beat
the legs off of you!
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You better take him to the chair!
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Did the governor call, yet?
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No, my man, but check this out.
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I gotta pick my brother up at 12:00,
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so if you really don't mind,
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why don't we just go ahead
and do this, all right?
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Better him than me.
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Feels good to be right for a change.
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When surreptition didn't work,
my mother tried confrontation.
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Hey, baby.
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You must think I'm stupid.
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Oh, yeah. Rochelle is just...
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an idiot!
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She don't know what
goes on in this house.
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And I damn sure
ain't going to tell her.
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Is that what you tell your
little Puerto Rican mami?
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And all your little ninos?
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Did you take them on vacation
and buy 45 cent worth of this?
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$1.49 worth of that?
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With your credit card?!
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A credit card?
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Your credit card.
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Oh, yeah.
Be a man about it, Julius!
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It's got your name on it.
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And you know what
else it says, Julius?
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It says "Cardholder
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since 1970"!
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That means that for 15 years,
you've been hiding this from me!
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So what do you have
to say for yourself, Julius?
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Don't you say another word!
252
00:12:40,603 --> 00:12:42,453
¿Comprende, papi?!
253
00:12:42,655 --> 00:12:44,914
You been hiding a credit card.
What else are you hiding?
254
00:12:45,318 --> 00:12:46,637
Is Julius really your name?
255
00:12:47,130 --> 00:12:48,862
Maybe you're
the Green River Killer?
256
00:12:48,863 --> 00:12:51,085
Do you know where
Jimmy Hoffa is buried?
257
00:12:51,273 --> 00:12:52,273
Who shot Kennedy?
258
00:12:52,474 --> 00:12:53,474
For all I know,
259
00:12:53,618 --> 00:12:55,277
you could be Batman!
260
00:12:55,472 --> 00:12:56,841
I am not Batman.
261
00:12:58,784 --> 00:12:59,784
I'm Batman.
262
00:13:03,586 --> 00:13:05,629
I need to know the truth.
263
00:13:06,245 --> 00:13:08,005
You can't handle the truth!
264
00:13:10,335 --> 00:13:12,378
- I couldn't tell you about it.
- Why not?!
265
00:13:12,883 --> 00:13:15,161
Do you know how many
times we could have used it?!
266
00:13:15,202 --> 00:13:16,947
That's why I couldn't
tell you about it.
267
00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:18,613
I didn't want another bill, baby.
268
00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:23,891
Okay, Mr. Responsibility,
Mr. Fiscally Conservative,
269
00:13:24,167 --> 00:13:26,981
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hide
things From His Wife,
270
00:13:27,318 --> 00:13:28,367
answer this for me:
271
00:13:28,368 --> 00:13:30,423
since you're
so against credit cards,
272
00:13:31,026 --> 00:13:32,286
why do you have one?
273
00:13:33,275 --> 00:13:35,015
Ask your friends
at the beauty shop.
274
00:13:41,037 --> 00:13:43,241
Why do you keep calling
that station, Tonya?
275
00:13:43,242 --> 00:13:44,441
You're not going to win.
276
00:13:44,442 --> 00:13:46,275
- Why don't you just quit?
- Shut up.
277
00:13:46,648 --> 00:13:48,104
Oh, it's ringing!
278
00:13:48,198 --> 00:13:50,457
Tonya wasn't just waiting
for concert tickets.
279
00:13:50,458 --> 00:13:52,610
She was waiting
for Billy Ocean tickets.
280
00:13:52,611 --> 00:13:54,722
And she would wait
as long as it took.
281
00:13:56,013 --> 00:13:58,526
Dang, girl, you still trying
to get Billy Ocean tickets?
282
00:13:58,573 --> 00:14:01,057
Yeah. He's opening
for Usher at the Beacon.
283
00:14:03,321 --> 00:14:04,812
You're caller number 97.
284
00:14:04,872 --> 00:14:05,872
Sorry, baby.
285
00:14:10,477 --> 00:14:11,980
You're caller number 98!
286
00:14:12,776 --> 00:14:14,596
- You playing!
- Told you.
287
00:14:14,608 --> 00:14:16,638
Are you playing me?
I'm going to see Billy Ocean!
288
00:14:16,639 --> 00:14:18,135
Am I really going to see Billy Ocean?
289
00:14:18,158 --> 00:14:19,618
Come on, man. Don't be playing.
290
00:14:22,758 --> 00:14:24,349
Dad, do you have a minute?
291
00:14:24,909 --> 00:14:26,125
Sure. What is it?
292
00:14:26,869 --> 00:14:28,535
Well, you know my friend Greg?
293
00:14:29,220 --> 00:14:31,275
He has a problem.
I want to help him.
294
00:14:31,721 --> 00:14:32,887
What kind of problem?
295
00:14:33,476 --> 00:14:37,781
Well, there's this guy who wants him
to snatch a chain for him.
296
00:14:38,230 --> 00:14:39,230
Snatch a chain?
297
00:14:39,681 --> 00:14:40,681
That's stealing.
298
00:14:41,238 --> 00:14:42,835
People work hard for what they have.
299
00:14:42,984 --> 00:14:45,553
Thief, murderer--
it's all the same in my book.
300
00:14:47,249 --> 00:14:49,623
Right. Which is why
he doesn't want to do it.
301
00:14:49,696 --> 00:14:51,836
But, if he doesn't,
the guy is going to beat him up.
302
00:14:51,860 --> 00:14:53,551
But, if he does,
he's going to go to jail.
303
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:54,857
He's going to get beat up anyway.
304
00:14:54,858 --> 00:14:56,608
So he can get beat up
for breaking the law,
305
00:14:56,655 --> 00:14:58,243
or beat up for not breaking the law.
306
00:14:58,290 --> 00:15:00,039
But, at least,
if he doesn't break the law,
307
00:15:00,075 --> 00:15:02,576
the other guy will go to jail,
and he'll get beat up instead.
308
00:15:03,866 --> 00:15:06,866
So should he snatch the chain
or not snatch the chain?
309
00:15:07,242 --> 00:15:08,733
Not snatch the chain.
310
00:15:09,184 --> 00:15:10,493
Why didn't you just say that?
311
00:15:11,640 --> 00:15:12,650
Thanks.
312
00:15:12,696 --> 00:15:14,307
I'll tell Greg what you said.
313
00:15:14,544 --> 00:15:16,897
Why didn't Greg
ask his own father for help?
314
00:15:16,988 --> 00:15:19,184
'Cause he didn't know
what he was going to do.
315
00:15:19,951 --> 00:15:22,117
Well, tell him
don't do nothing stupid.
316
00:15:28,504 --> 00:15:30,567
Drew didn't know
what it felt like to lose,
317
00:15:30,629 --> 00:15:32,790
but he hated the way
it looked on Tonya.
318
00:15:33,121 --> 00:15:34,121
Give me the phone.
319
00:15:44,587 --> 00:15:45,787
Hey. What's your name?
320
00:15:46,643 --> 00:15:49,143
Tonya. Hey, I'm sorry
to tell you this, baby,
321
00:15:49,415 --> 00:15:51,246
but you're caller number 98!
322
00:15:51,395 --> 00:15:53,274
You're going to see Billy Ocean!
323
00:15:53,377 --> 00:15:54,469
Drew was so lucky,
324
00:15:54,509 --> 00:15:57,453
one time a horse tried to take
his shoe for good luck.
325
00:15:57,568 --> 00:16:00,120
Meanwhile, when my mother
was upset with my father,
326
00:16:00,121 --> 00:16:02,969
she would do everything mad,
like mad-folding...
327
00:16:03,143 --> 00:16:04,599
Lying to me 15 years!
328
00:16:04,677 --> 00:16:05,941
Hiding a credit card!
329
00:16:07,135 --> 00:16:08,135
And mad-cooking...
330
00:16:08,923 --> 00:16:11,802
Got some woman spending money
I'm supposed to be spending!
331
00:16:17,671 --> 00:16:19,043
And mad-sleeping...
332
00:16:19,106 --> 00:16:21,302
Buying somebody else
real leather...
333
00:16:25,129 --> 00:16:27,277
Letting the storm subside
wasn't working,
334
00:16:27,384 --> 00:16:30,333
so my father had to walk
into the eye of the hurricane.
335
00:16:32,537 --> 00:16:34,094
I don't want you be mad at me.
336
00:16:34,904 --> 00:16:37,112
Should have thought
about that 15 years ago.
337
00:16:37,475 --> 00:16:39,155
Why am I always the last to know?
338
00:16:39,247 --> 00:16:42,469
Here I am, worried about where you are,
what you're doing,
339
00:16:42,503 --> 00:16:44,114
and who you're doing it with.
340
00:16:44,258 --> 00:16:45,869
You're supposed to be my man.
341
00:16:46,461 --> 00:16:48,768
You turn out
beingThe Man from U. N. C. L. E.
342
00:16:49,361 --> 00:16:50,361
I can explain.
343
00:16:50,879 --> 00:16:54,578
Look, 15 years ago, I was
flat broke and needed money.
344
00:16:54,746 --> 00:16:56,876
That's no different
than 15 seconds ago.
345
00:16:57,625 --> 00:16:59,835
The department store
was giving these things away.
346
00:16:59,964 --> 00:17:02,418
Really? Did they give you tips
on where to hide it?
347
00:17:02,419 --> 00:17:05,058
I bought one thing, and it took
seven years to pay off.
348
00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:07,074
What about the other
eight years, Julius?
349
00:17:07,150 --> 00:17:08,697
Every time I tried
to cancel the card,
350
00:17:08,698 --> 00:17:10,711
they just sent me a new one
and raised the limit.
351
00:17:10,712 --> 00:17:12,845
Okay, Mr. A+ on your FICA score,
352
00:17:13,469 --> 00:17:15,422
what did you buy
that was so important
353
00:17:15,613 --> 00:17:18,231
that I had to wait 15 years
to find out about?!
354
00:17:20,997 --> 00:17:21,997
Your wedding ring.
355
00:17:22,292 --> 00:17:25,992
For the first time in 15 years,
my father got my mother to shut up.
356
00:17:26,508 --> 00:17:27,508
I'm sorry.
357
00:17:28,007 --> 00:17:29,284
I should have told you.
358
00:17:30,009 --> 00:17:31,877
Here's what he really wanted to say:
359
00:17:31,979 --> 00:17:33,529
Hah! In your face!
360
00:17:33,731 --> 00:17:36,433
You wrong, you wrong,
you wrong and I am right!
361
00:17:40,484 --> 00:17:42,872
I'm right, I'm right.
362
00:17:45,693 --> 00:17:46,899
And, out on the street,
363
00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:48,931
I had finally gotten my nerve up.
364
00:17:52,603 --> 00:17:53,667
You got my chain?
365
00:17:54,214 --> 00:17:55,214
No.
366
00:17:55,370 --> 00:17:56,836
I'm not getting you one either.
367
00:17:56,918 --> 00:17:58,702
Boy, you think
I'm playing with you?!
368
00:17:59,893 --> 00:18:00,893
Let him go.
369
00:18:01,601 --> 00:18:02,878
Who you supposed to be?
370
00:18:03,300 --> 00:18:04,563
Dad, it's okay.
371
00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:07,251
Dad?
372
00:18:07,314 --> 00:18:09,480
He wasn't surprised
that was my father.
373
00:18:09,514 --> 00:18:11,751
That was just the first
father he had ever seen.
374
00:18:11,786 --> 00:18:14,546
So I'm supposed to be afraid
'cause you brought your daddy out here?
375
00:18:14,581 --> 00:18:16,126
You're supposed to be scared because,
376
00:18:16,161 --> 00:18:18,950
if you ever put your hands
on my son again you ain't going to jail.
377
00:18:19,779 --> 00:18:20,779
I'm going to jail.
378
00:18:21,181 --> 00:18:22,347
What you going to do?
379
00:18:22,783 --> 00:18:24,514
You'll find out what
I'm going to do.
380
00:18:24,791 --> 00:18:25,919
You think I'm playing?
381
00:18:25,966 --> 00:18:28,302
When you're in the shower,
I'm going to be there.
382
00:18:31,598 --> 00:18:32,820
You think I'm playing?
383
00:18:32,954 --> 00:18:35,492
When you're watching TV,
I'm going to be there.
384
00:18:39,264 --> 00:18:40,264
Think I'm playing?
385
00:18:41,664 --> 00:18:44,443
Even in your dreams,
I'm going to be there.
386
00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:46,794
Mr. Malvo, you're free to go.
387
00:18:46,941 --> 00:18:48,127
Case dismissed.
388
00:18:49,245 --> 00:18:50,840
What I tell you, dude?
389
00:18:51,941 --> 00:18:53,163
You think I'm playing?
390
00:18:54,495 --> 00:18:56,260
Yeah. That's all right.
391
00:18:56,378 --> 00:18:57,751
It's going to be all right!
392
00:18:57,851 --> 00:18:59,517
You lucky I don't know my daddy.
393
00:18:59,798 --> 00:19:02,464
That was the slogan
for the Bed-Stuy Boys' Club.
394
00:19:03,659 --> 00:19:06,077
Dad, how did you know I was
talking about me and not Greg?
395
00:19:06,147 --> 00:19:08,436
Chris, white kids don't snatch chains.
396
00:19:10,065 --> 00:19:12,620
Lucky for me, snatching chains
was fading out.
397
00:19:12,824 --> 00:19:15,490
Unfortunately, it was
replaced by a new crime...
398
00:19:15,718 --> 00:19:16,718
carjacking.
399
00:19:21,782 --> 00:19:22,782
Vanessa, look out!
400
00:19:28,677 --> 00:19:29,969
Man, you owe me a car!
401
00:19:32,846 --> 00:19:34,560
FRM/Mouche/Sixe
402
00:19:34,610 --> 00:19:39,160
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