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You got to admit the guy's
got a razor-sharp pen.
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I guess... In a
sophomoric kind of way.
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Huh? I knew it.
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I knew it. You're bugged.
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I'm flattered to be the latest
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in an illustrious line of celebrities
Hank bellamy's roasted...
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John Kennedy,
Bob Dylan, Ross perot.
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He was merciless
with that guy's ears.
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You patch the guy up,
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and he rewards you by lampooning
you before millions of people.
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I've put up with some very
silly jokes in my career.
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I've got a thick skin.
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Besides, it's not millions.
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He's syndicated.
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I got a cousin in south
Florida who read it.
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You're big in trailer parks.
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But that's not me.
I'm not dorky housecall.
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It's an amalgam of...
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Of all the 19-year-old
doctors he's known.
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No one in their right
mind's going to equate me
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with this 19-year-old goofball.
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Dr. canfield.
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Dr. housecall.
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It's just a publicity stunt
to sell some records.
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Pointy bras are one thing,
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but hitchhiking naked
in Miami in broad daylight...
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That's not the act
of a sane woman.
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Uh-oh. Don't look now.
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Look who just walked in...
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Little miss nonexclusive.
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I appreciate you being
indignant on my behalf,
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but there's no need.
We broke up.
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We're still friends.
No big deal.
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Uh-huh.
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Dr. howser.
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I'm tom Shepherd,
first-year radiology resident.
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Hi. This is my friend Vinnie.
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I heard all about you
through medical school...
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Eastman's resident genius.
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Oh, really?
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Which is why this
dorky housecall thing
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is so ridiculous.
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Tom, don't worry about it.
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We've discussed this,
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and he's perfectly happy being
the object of public ridicule.
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That's not quite what I said.
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Sorry. He's happy 'cause Ross
perot's ears are bigger than his.
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Yeah, that's closer.
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Mind if I join you?
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Go ahead.
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Michele, over here, honey.
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Michele, do you know...
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Yeah. Uh-huh.
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Hi, doogie. Hi, Vinnie.
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Michele.
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Maybe you guys
can give me some advice.
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Happy to.
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Well, you know the area, right?
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Where can I take an
incredibly beautiful woman
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for some fine dining
and romance?
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Uh, tom.
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Uh... Uh...
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What?
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What is it?
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That's the universal
sign language
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for "you're putting
your foot in it,"
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which in this case
is totally unnecessary.
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Michele and I used to date,
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but she wanted
to see other guys.
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I wasn't comfortable with
that, so we broke up.
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Just because our romantic
relationship has ended
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doesn't mean we still can't
be friends, right, Michele?
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No. No, I mean, we... we're
all adults here, right?
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So, having said that,
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I know this wonderful little
restaurant right outside Malibu...
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Spumani.
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Great. I love Italian.
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Candlelight,
a private courtyard.
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There's even a little path
you can take to the beach
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to enjoy a little
after-dinner...
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Mint?
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I've always been
fascinated by caricature.
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You take a relatively
unimportant aspect
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of a person's personality
or appearance
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and blow it
way out of proportion.
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Can't you take a joke?
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The biggest challenge in a
cartoon's keeping up that humor
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week after week.
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The biggest challenge is
opening the hate mail.
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You been writing any?
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How's the cast? Any discomfort?
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No. I'm very comfortable
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for a guy with half a
hardware store in his arm.
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When am I getting out of here?
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I broke my leg in second grade.
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I was back at school
in two days.
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We're waiting for the results
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of the bone biopsy that Dr.
Stein performed.
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We're concerned
about the tissue.
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Tissue? I hardly even know you.
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The tissue
surrounding the break...
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It's what we call
a pathologic fracture.
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You wouldn't be doing this for
revenge, would you, Dr. housecall?
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No one wants you out of
here faster than I do.
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Oh, good evening,
my angel of mercy,
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my bringer of mushy peas.
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Oh, actually, it's, uh...
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Mushy corn today, Mr. bellamy.
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Mmm.
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Mmm.
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Hello, doctor.
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Nurse Faber.
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Is it time for my bath, nurse?
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Should I get undressed?
Should you?
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I have to draw the line
at sexual harassment.
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Excuse me, doctor.
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I can draw my own line.
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I'll be the one to let the patient
know when he's crossed it.
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God, beauty and brains.
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If you have any legitimate
requests, Mr. bellamy,
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just ring.
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All right.
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Well, well, Dr. housecall's
chivalrous side has surfaced.
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Are you this protective
of all the nurses
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or just the ones
with the big brown eyes?
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Oh, please.
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Why so touchy?
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Have I stepped
on an exposed nerve?
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Is there a hospital
drama unfolding?
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No, there isn't.
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Maybe it's already unfolded,
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or should I say unraveled?
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No more "meet me at midnight..."
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In the linen closet"?
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Has it ever occurred to you
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that some things in life
are not a joke?
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No, it hasn't, and I
feel one coming on now.
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Ahem.
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Doogie, do you have a minute?
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Uh, yeah. A minute.
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I'm sorry.
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I didn't mean to jump down
your throat back there.
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I know you were trying to help.
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I'm still trying to figure out
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how to be tough and soft
at the same time.
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No need to apologize, Michele.
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I don't blame you
for trying to preserve
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your hard-won independence.
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Excuse me.
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Good morning, miss Jameson.
I'm Dr. howser.
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You're having
some bronchial trouble.
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I need to listen to your lungs,
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so unbutton your blouse.
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I know who you are, young man.
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I know what's on your
dirty little mind.
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Dr. howser, can I talk
with you a moment?
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It's about Hank bellamy.
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I have a few choice
words for him myself.
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I'm not going to let him
further his career
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at the expense of mine.
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I think you better look at
his biopsy results first.
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Your arm broke because the
bone was weakened by cancer.
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It appears the cancer
is fairly widespread.
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We found evidence of metastatic
lesions in your liver,
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your lungs, your chest wall.
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It's going to require
some aggressive treatment.
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We have many options
at our disposal...
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Chemotherapy, experimental
immunotherapy.
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That going to cure me?
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Chemotherapy could
extend your life.
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What about zero therapy?
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I'm sorry?
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I know what you two
are talking about.
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You pump me full of chemicals,
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and I spend my days
puking my guts out.
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Tubes coming out of my nose,
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unsightly tufts of hair
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sprouting from
my head at odd angles,
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which is a look
I can live without,
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thank you very much.
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On the other hand...
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I...
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I could pack my bags and...
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And walk on out of here.
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Then we'd only be able to
treat you symptomatically,
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make you as comfortable
as possible.
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How long?
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It depends on how fast
the lesions grow.
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Cut the crap.
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I'm just being honest.
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Then look me right in the eye
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and say, "you poor bastard,
you're really screwed now."
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Mr. bellamy.
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How long?
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It's difficu...
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Six months,
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maybe a year.
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Well...
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Bravo...
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Dr. housecall.
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I'm not.
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Broken arm ain't what
it used to be, hmm?
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Wait until you see my new car.
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It's a beemer convertible with a
bose stereo I installed myself.
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You know things like
that don't impress me.
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Good, 'cause really
it's a 4-year-old Honda
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with a broken radio.
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Oh, hi, doogie.
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We're going to take you up
on that recommendation.
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We're going to spumani.
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Great. Have a wonderful time.
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I... i highly recommend
the cioppino.
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Look, let me just
file this, o.K.?
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O.K.
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We're out of here.
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Curly, what do women want?
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Well...
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They're always yakking
they want intimacy
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and a man who's dependable.
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Well...
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Wait, let me just...
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Look. Look, look...
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"How to get your man to commit."
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"How to turn Mr. wrong
into Mr. close-enough."
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Every woman's magazine says a
woman wants a man to commit.
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I offer that to Michele.
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No, she'd rather
go gallivanting to Malibu
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with the first good-looking
resident that comes along.
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Though I can't blame her.
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If I were a pretty woman, I'd
be a sexual butterfly, too.
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Why settle down
with one decent guy
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when you can play the field
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and get free dinner every
Friday until the 21st century?
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Where do you get the ego?
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Did it ever occur to you
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that Michele's needs don't have
that much to do with other men.
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Maybe she'd rather devote her
attention to her career now.
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You guys kill me.
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When men want to do
something with their lives,
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it's considered a noble calling,
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but the work women do
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is merely
a premarital diversion.
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You may be a genius, buster,
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but, boy, have you
got a lot to learn.
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Very good.
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Bravo.
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I just came to say goodbye.
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I understand you're not going to
have any aggressive treatment.
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Tahiti, first class, one-way.
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They say it's heaven,
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and I figure it's the only
way I'll ever get there.
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I know you made your decision.
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I have to respect that,
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but if you change your mind...
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Kid, I'm not going
to change my mind.
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I'll take your case to a
multidisciplinary conference.
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We could brainstorm.
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I know you stuck your neck out.
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Being straight with me yesterday
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took a certain immaturity,
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and I admire that.
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Don't spoil it now
by reverting to type.
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I want to make sure you
understand all your options.
264
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When I was a boy,
265
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my mom always used
to buy the cheap cookies
266
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because there were twice
as many in one bag.
267
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What did we get?
Lots of lousy cookies.
268
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I'll take quality
over quantity any time.
269
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I'd rather have six great months
than two lousy years any day.
270
00:15:37,044 --> 00:15:38,411
Judge by the weight,
not by the number?
271
00:15:38,412 --> 00:15:42,315
When you're onto a sure
thing, snap it up.
272
00:15:42,316 --> 00:15:45,252
Don't waste time looking
for a better deal.
273
00:15:48,956 --> 00:15:53,511
The follies a man
regrets most in his life
274
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are the ones he didn't commit
275
00:15:56,030 --> 00:15:58,198
when he had the opportunity.
276
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This is for you.
277
00:16:06,407 --> 00:16:07,341
Open it
278
00:16:07,342 --> 00:16:09,511
when you need a laugh.
279
00:16:10,514 --> 00:16:12,312
Goodbye, doctor...
280
00:16:12,313 --> 00:16:14,516
Howser.
281
00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:27,517
To us.
282
00:16:31,065 --> 00:16:32,511
Well, here we are...
283
00:16:32,512 --> 00:16:34,033
No hospitals, no beepers,
284
00:16:34,034 --> 00:16:37,070
no distractions,
just the two of us...
285
00:16:37,071 --> 00:16:39,512
Alone together at last.
286
00:16:39,513 --> 00:16:40,512
Uh, doogie?
287
00:16:40,513 --> 00:16:43,142
Michele, I have to talk to you.
288
00:16:43,143 --> 00:16:44,514
Now?
289
00:16:44,515 --> 00:16:46,512
Sorry, tom. Just one minute.
290
00:16:46,513 --> 00:16:48,014
I would've waited till tomorrow,
291
00:16:48,015 --> 00:16:52,151
but then I pictured you here
with tom, holding hands,
292
00:16:52,152 --> 00:16:56,923
with him saying all the right
things and me saying nothing.
293
00:16:56,924 --> 00:16:59,959
I know I can be too demanding.
294
00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:04,364
I realize that's getting
in the way of what I want.
295
00:17:04,365 --> 00:17:06,899
Imagine you're a loaf of bread.
296
00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:08,935
Excuse me, tom.
297
00:17:08,936 --> 00:17:13,039
What I thought you were
offering was half a loaf.
298
00:17:13,040 --> 00:17:16,009
I thought I had
to have the whole loaf,
299
00:17:16,010 --> 00:17:19,212
but I see what I wasn't
taking into account
300
00:17:19,213 --> 00:17:22,249
was the quality of the bread.
301
00:17:23,984 --> 00:17:26,220
You are a quality loaf.
302
00:17:27,354 --> 00:17:32,159
So soft and warm.
303
00:17:34,028 --> 00:17:36,229
You want to hold it...
304
00:17:36,230 --> 00:17:40,000
And squeeze it and smell it.
305
00:17:41,869 --> 00:17:43,516
Cioppino?
306
00:17:43,517 --> 00:17:46,239
Excuse me. This will
just be one minute.
307
00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:49,515
What I'm trying to say is
I love you, Michele,
308
00:17:49,516 --> 00:17:53,519
and I want to date you on
whatever terms you want.
309
00:18:44,164 --> 00:18:46,099
Well, that's it.
310
00:18:46,100 --> 00:18:48,518
The fish stew is here, so enjoy.
311
00:18:48,519 --> 00:18:50,519
Nice to see you again.
312
00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:53,140
Oh, they'll need more bread.
313
00:19:04,512 --> 00:19:05,953
Ahem.
314
00:19:08,512 --> 00:19:11,510
"I love you, Michele,
315
00:19:11,511 --> 00:19:15,515
and I want to date you
on whatever terms you want."
316
00:19:15,516 --> 00:19:17,516
And then I kissed her.
317
00:19:17,517 --> 00:19:18,519
Cheek?
318
00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:20,166
Mouth. Open or closed?
319
00:19:20,167 --> 00:19:21,834
That's all I'm saying.
320
00:19:21,835 --> 00:19:22,520
Whoa.
321
00:19:22,521 --> 00:19:23,870
Yeah.
322
00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:27,206
Whoa, I am so proud
of you, howser.
323
00:19:27,207 --> 00:19:29,475
For once in your life,
324
00:19:29,476 --> 00:19:31,244
you left logic behind.
325
00:19:31,245 --> 00:19:35,248
I think I sent logic off
on the space shuttle.
326
00:19:35,249 --> 00:19:37,513
She probably thinks
I'm totally nuts.
327
00:19:37,514 --> 00:19:39,512
Nah, they love nuts.
328
00:19:42,055 --> 00:19:43,511
I don't know.
329
00:19:43,512 --> 00:19:47,513
I think I really
did the wrong thing here.
330
00:19:47,514 --> 00:19:50,514
I must confess
I am a little worried.
331
00:19:50,515 --> 00:19:52,513
We have a dynamic here...
332
00:19:52,514 --> 00:19:54,513
You always thinking
things through,
333
00:19:54,514 --> 00:19:58,037
me doing things you got
to bail me out of.
334
00:19:58,038 --> 00:19:59,939
You're messing
with our chemistry.
335
00:19:59,940 --> 00:20:04,477
I'm not going to make a habit
of behaving like an idiot.
336
00:20:04,478 --> 00:20:06,946
Gee, uh, I appreciate
that, howser.
337
00:20:06,947 --> 00:20:09,519
We idiots are a proud people.
338
00:20:10,984 --> 00:20:12,512
See you, vin.
339
00:20:12,513 --> 00:20:14,021
Bye, doog.
340
00:20:14,071 --> 00:20:18,621
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