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- You're hovering.
- [Motor buzzing]
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Sorry. It's just...
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Are you setting the table
so nicely to be helpful
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or because of an urge you can't control?
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No wrong answer.
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For once in your life,
just leave me alone!
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She really took full advantage
of that "no wrong answer" waiver.
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[Buzzing continues]
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Get that out of my face!
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Your drone is so easy to control.
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It's all about quality, amigo.
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This is the kind the CIA uses.
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I have the kind you get on sale
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that loses contact
with the remote at around 6 feet
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and then gets stuck in a tree.
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Oh, you got to get
one of these... it's 5 grand,
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camera included.
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5 grand? For a toy?
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Well, it's not so much.
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See, think about it... you'd
spend that on a purse, right?
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No, I wouldn't spend that on a car.
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Get this stupid thing out of my house
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and tell him to take his drone with him.
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Mom, you're not allowed to yell
at Cooper. He's a guest.
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Anyone who eats at my house
three times in a week
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is no longer a guest.
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[Door opens]
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Hi, guys.
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Hi, Mrs. Otto, Mr. Otto.
I like the sweater.
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Well, thank you, Eyo.
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I was thinking of getting rid of it.
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My shawl collars are often disparaged.
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Aw, don't listen to him. It's lit.
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No, it's not lit.
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He's just kissing your butt.
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Your sweater is a pox on this family.
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Eyo, what have you done?
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Hey, don't yell
at my boyfriend like that.
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I have a boyfriend. [Chuckles]
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We're going upstairs to study.
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- What a sweet kid.
- Mm-hmm.
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Cooper: Don't let his smile fool you.
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- Those two... it is on like Babylon.
- Nothing is on.
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Except for your stupid feet
on my furniture.
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What is wrong with you, man?
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Sorry. I just figured
since it wasn't fancy, I...
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Move slowly towards the door.
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Try not to show fear.
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[Breathes sharply]
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Ooh, let's have my drone film us
cruising around on my Vespas.
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That is so much cooler
than undocumented bike riding.
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You've got the life.
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I'm like one of those kids
born in prison.
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- The kid's a terrible influence on Oliver.
- [Door opens, closes]
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- I'm worried about Anna-Kat.
- You're right.
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He's a terrible influence on her, too.
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You know what?
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I'm gonna get him to stop
hanging around this house.
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Why do you always get in feuds
with children?
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I should set up a meeting with Dr. Ellie
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- so we can talk about Anna-Kat.
- Mm-hmm.
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[Taylor and Eyo laughing]
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But, first, I'm gonna check in
on Taylor and Eyo
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and make sure it is not on like Babylon
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or any other ancient Mesopotamian city!
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[Taylor and Eyo laughing]
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Eyo: At least I get to see you
one last time.
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No, no, please don't leave me.
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I love you.
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Belle, it's me.
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It is you.
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[Gasps] Dad!
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How's the studying going?
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I was just being the Beast.
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Yeah, I can see that.
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From "Beauty and the Beast."
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He was just helping me
rehearse a scene for drama club.
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Oh.
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Well.
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I'm gonna leave this open
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and sit a few feet from your door...
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as is my custom.
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And he thinks he can act
however he wants
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because his family's rich,
and it's rubbing off on Anna-Kat.
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Plus, he was one of those faces
you just want to punch.
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Well, let's call Anna-Kat in
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- and ask her what she thinks.
- [Door opens]
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Cooper Bradford has nothing
to do with how I've been acting.
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- [Door closes]
- Typically, children in the hall
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don't overhear what's said
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because the parents...
aren't quite so loud.
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It's you guys... you're always
watching me and whispering.
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Am I washing my hands too much
or too little?
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Am I exhibiting "behaviors"?
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We also whisper too loud.
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I'm turning 8, and you're
treating me like I'm a toddler.
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I think Anna-Kat is conveying
a legitimate feeling.
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- Damn right.
- I've got this.
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You're overconcern
may be fueling her anxiety.
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What do you suggest?
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Fight the urge to help her so much.
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Give her a little more independence.
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Hmm. Is that what you would like?
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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Daddy and I will try
to give you more space.
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[Whispering] I still think
it's Cooper Bradford.
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Anna-Kat: It's not Cooper Bradford!
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I got to work on my whisper.
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Okay. Here is your class.
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Have a good day, honey.
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Why don't you take that sweatshirt off?
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Or keep it on...
I'll leave it up to you.
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Get your own apartment if you want.
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Katie, wait up!
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Katie: Holly Kent...
over-involved class mom.
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She only has one kid,
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so she's super optimistic
and full of life.
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I have no patience for that.
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I'm so glad I caught you.
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I just wanted to return
the Tupperware you dropped off.
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Thanks.
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Anna-Kat's birthday cupcakes
are still in here.
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Yeah, they're in violation
of the class snack code.
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Gluten's a non-starter.
It's an allergen.
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No, it's not.
That whole thing is made up.
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There was no such thing as gluten-free
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when I was a kid, and guess what.
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Nobody died from Wonder Bread.
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Well, that was a long, long time ago.
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It wasn't that long ago.
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Just give them the cupcakes
and mind your own business.
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The safety of our children
is my business.
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You'd really be willing
to take the chance
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that a child's throat would close up
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and they'd die
right in front of your eyes
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for a cupcake?
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Oh, my God. She's right.
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Dr. Ellie is right.
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Now I know firsthand how Anna-Kat feels
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being smothered by ridiculous,
hysterical over-parenting.
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It's the worst.
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Holly, thank you for being
so terrible, truly.
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Thank you.
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[Laughs]
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Eyo: [Chuckles] You have, like,
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perfectly symmetrical nostrils.
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[Laughs] I mean,
it's kind of my thing, so...
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What else is your thing?
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Well...
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Check out my symmetrical
flaring nostrils.
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Dad!
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Hey, love your shoes, Mr. Otto.
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Really? Well, th...
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I see what you're doing.
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[Groans]
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How's the studying going?
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- Just finished.
- Great.
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Cooper, time to go.
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But before you do, head downstairs
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- and load the dishwasher.
- For real?
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You want to hang at my house,
you're doing chores.
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A chore is manual labor
that you do around the house.
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Hmm, interesting.
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Yeah.
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Hi.
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We're not checking in on you,
just saying hi.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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So we thought, since you were turning 8,
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you might want to have a say
on what we do for your birthday.
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I'd like to have a candy-themed party.
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Candy it is.
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And for my present,
you promised when I turned 8,
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I could walk to the library
all by myself.
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Mommy said that?
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Maybe you're not remembering correctly.
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I was 5 and 3/4, and we were
sitting on the front lawn.
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You were wearing that purple
sweater with the missing button.
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There were big, fluffy clouds.
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You said one looked like Dan Aykroyd,
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and I said I didn't know who that was.
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A car with a Florida
license plate drove by,
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- and you said one looks...
- Okay, so you remember.
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I've been dreaming
of this day ever since.
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Well, then, a walk alone
to the library it is.
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Yes!
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Taylor, I think I just became a tween!
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- [Whispering] Are you crazy?!
- [Whispering] Don't be mad at me.
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Be mad at past Katie.
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She's the idiot who signed off on it.
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We can't let Anna-Kat wander
the streets alone,
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even if the library
is a few blocks away.
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Well, Dr. Ellie made us promise
not to be overprotective.
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I don't see how we can say no.
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You put us in a terrible situation.
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Again, not me... past Katie.
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That girl was all sorts of trouble.
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- [Plate shatters]
- Cooper: Sorry about the plate.
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I assume it wasn't expensive.
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Is it okay to hate a 13-year-old?
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Oliver, I think I just became a tween!
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Is letting Anna-Kat walk by
herself really such a big deal?
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I mean, when I was a kid,
I would run all around the neighborhood,
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and my parents had no idea where I was.
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Same with me.
My parents weren't worried.
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Actually, I think my mom
was slightly bummed
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when I showed up again at night.
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I had no freedom at all.
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My parents sucked the joy
right out of my childhood.
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Isn't that how
you raise your children now?
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Mm-hmm. Why should they get off so easy?
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Ugh. I'd love to bring my kids
up the way I was raised,
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but Celeste won't have it.
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She watches their every move
and has turned them into wusses.
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I say, "Go play in the backyard,"
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and they say,
"You want us to be kidnapped
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and grow up in a hole
in the ground chained to a bed?"
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- Some days I do.
- But it's not right.
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We should let our kids be kids...
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ride bikes, climb trees,
throw sticks at alligators.
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- It's a Florida thing.
- Oh, absolutely.
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The less supervision we give them,
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the more self-reliant they become.
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It's called "free-range parenting."
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No, no, no. It's free-range chicken.
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You are not even trying
to pay attention.
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I am half-listening.
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Statistically, it's safer today
than it was 20 years ago.
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And Westport is a very safe town, right?
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- Absolutely.
- So what's the verdict?
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Are you let Anna-Kat walk
to the library all by herself?
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If I don't let her do this,
I'm as bad as Holly Kent.
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She's creating a community garden
to bring together our children
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and the residents
of the Westport Retirement Home.
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[Scoffs] She needs to get a life.
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- Granola bar?
- Yeah.
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Mnh, no bueno.
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Hey, I don't know what you do
in your house.
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- Oh, it's more of an estate.
- Excuse me?
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Well, there are several houses
on the property.
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It's called "Juniper Hill."
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And there's this dude who
welcomes you at the gate.
253
00:09:28,579 --> 00:09:29,745
- Maurice.
- Right, Maurice.
254
00:09:29,830 --> 00:09:32,748
He says, "Welcome to Juniper Hill,"
255
00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:34,617
- and then gives you an iced tea, right?
- Katie: Stop talking.
256
00:09:34,669 --> 00:09:37,219
I don't care what kind
of fancy-ass hill you live on.
257
00:09:37,271 --> 00:09:39,772
Here at the Otto Estate,
we don't waste food.
258
00:09:41,242 --> 00:09:42,291
Finish it.
259
00:09:42,343 --> 00:09:43,976
[Chuckles] Wait. Is she serious?
260
00:09:44,061 --> 00:09:46,095
Mom, this is why
no one ever waves us over
261
00:09:46,163 --> 00:09:47,379
to join them at the beach.
262
00:09:47,465 --> 00:09:50,149
If he wants to be in our house,
he lives by our rules.
263
00:09:50,234 --> 00:09:52,701
[Dramatic music plays]
264
00:09:54,772 --> 00:09:56,455
Dude, just eat it, man.
265
00:09:59,593 --> 00:10:01,477
When you're done with that,
I want you two morons
266
00:10:01,529 --> 00:10:02,978
to hang these in the trees,
267
00:10:03,064 --> 00:10:06,081
where the candy-cane forest is gonna be
for Anna-Kat's birthday.
268
00:10:06,133 --> 00:10:07,599
[Chuckling] Why isn't
your party planner doing that?
269
00:10:07,685 --> 00:10:10,302
Oh, I don't hire party planners,
and I don't hire hitmen.
270
00:10:10,388 --> 00:10:12,137
I do all the work myself.
271
00:10:12,223 --> 00:10:13,222
You feel me?
272
00:10:13,307 --> 00:10:16,191
273
00:10:19,297 --> 00:10:20,412
Talk to your wife.
274
00:10:20,481 --> 00:10:22,731
She made my friend eat
out of the garbage.
275
00:10:22,817 --> 00:10:25,000
- What? Care to explain?
- Nah.
276
00:10:25,086 --> 00:10:26,335
- [Door closes]
- [Both laughing]
277
00:10:28,739 --> 00:10:31,540
[Forced laugh]
278
00:10:34,111 --> 00:10:35,277
What are you doing?
279
00:10:35,346 --> 00:10:36,412
Playing Red Rover.
280
00:10:36,464 --> 00:10:37,963
Come on, Eyo.
281
00:10:43,971 --> 00:10:45,921
- Care to explain that?
- [Door closes]
282
00:10:45,990 --> 00:10:48,324
- Nah.
- She's 15, Greg. She's pretty.
283
00:10:48,409 --> 00:10:49,758
She's got my face and my body
284
00:10:49,794 --> 00:10:51,777
before the misery
of childbirth ruined it.
285
00:10:51,862 --> 00:10:53,846
It was only a matter of time
before she got a boyfriend.
286
00:10:53,914 --> 00:10:55,130
And as boyfriends go...
287
00:10:55,166 --> 00:10:56,515
I just don't like
the pace it's going at.
288
00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:59,034
- She's growing up.
- Well, shut that down.
289
00:10:59,070 --> 00:11:01,587
Love this irrational,
protective side of you.
290
00:11:01,672 --> 00:11:03,889
And while we're on the subject,
I talked to the girls,
291
00:11:03,974 --> 00:11:05,224
and Angela says, statistically,
292
00:11:05,309 --> 00:11:06,658
kids are safer than when we were young.
293
00:11:06,744 --> 00:11:07,793
Made me feel better
294
00:11:07,878 --> 00:11:09,378
about my promise I made to Anna-Kat.
295
00:11:09,463 --> 00:11:11,697
Statistics mean nothing if
something happens to your kid.
296
00:11:13,167 --> 00:11:15,250
You're right. What was I thinking?
297
00:11:15,302 --> 00:11:17,453
Sending her out into the forest
like Little Red Riding Hood.
298
00:11:17,488 --> 00:11:19,588
That sweet little story
ended in identify theft
299
00:11:19,657 --> 00:11:20,889
and a double murder.
300
00:11:20,925 --> 00:11:22,141
Oh, God.
301
00:11:22,226 --> 00:11:24,610
How do we tell
our tragedy-obsessed daughter
302
00:11:24,695 --> 00:11:25,828
that we're too afraid of the world
303
00:11:25,863 --> 00:11:28,347
to let her walk
a few blocks to the library?
304
00:11:28,432 --> 00:11:30,382
Well, let's just lie to her.
305
00:11:30,468 --> 00:11:31,867
You've gotten on board with lying.
306
00:11:31,952 --> 00:11:34,053
Finally, something we can do
as a couple.
307
00:11:34,138 --> 00:11:36,021
[Chuckles]
308
00:11:36,107 --> 00:11:38,173
Katie: We were all set
to let you walk to the library
309
00:11:38,209 --> 00:11:40,175
- after school tomorrow.
- All set.
310
00:11:40,211 --> 00:11:42,778
But I didn't know the rules
that this town has.
311
00:11:42,863 --> 00:11:44,747
Apparently, in Westport,
you have to be 10 years old
312
00:11:44,799 --> 00:11:46,181
to walk across the street by yourself.
313
00:11:46,233 --> 00:11:48,367
- We're sick about it.
- So sick.
314
00:11:48,452 --> 00:11:52,221
But we don't want you
to go to jail, so...
315
00:11:54,075 --> 00:11:55,991
How about if you walk me
across the street
316
00:11:56,077 --> 00:11:58,010
in front of our house?
317
00:11:58,095 --> 00:11:59,962
- Come again?
- Then I can make it to the library
318
00:12:00,047 --> 00:12:01,697
without crossing another street.
319
00:12:01,782 --> 00:12:03,165
Problem solved.
320
00:12:03,217 --> 00:12:05,768
Problem solved, Greg.
321
00:12:05,820 --> 00:12:07,486
Great job.
322
00:12:08,406 --> 00:12:11,340
I should never have lied.
Nana was right.
323
00:12:11,375 --> 00:12:13,642
If you're feeling unsure
about anything at all,
324
00:12:13,694 --> 00:12:15,694
you can always ring
a neighbor's doorbell.
325
00:12:15,780 --> 00:12:18,163
The Lintons live there,
the Sealanders there.
326
00:12:18,249 --> 00:12:19,465
They're the Bumgarners.
327
00:12:19,550 --> 00:12:20,966
Best skip that house.
328
00:12:21,051 --> 00:12:23,852
Whenever our recycling bin
overflows, I put it in theirs.
329
00:12:23,938 --> 00:12:26,288
They've caught me like three times.
330
00:12:26,323 --> 00:12:27,890
- Got it.
- Okay,
331
00:12:27,925 --> 00:12:29,925
let's say a van pulls up
and a very nice person says
332
00:12:29,977 --> 00:12:32,224
he has your favorite type
of candy and invites you inside.
333
00:12:32,256 --> 00:12:33,912
- What do you do?
- Does he have Pop Rocks?
334
00:12:33,936 --> 00:12:35,834
- Anna-Kat!
- Kidding.
335
00:12:35,967 --> 00:12:38,367
I do what you taught me...
no, go, yell, tell.
336
00:12:38,402 --> 00:12:40,919
I say no, run away as fast as I can,
337
00:12:41,005 --> 00:12:43,655
yell my head off,
and then tell a trusted adult.
338
00:12:43,741 --> 00:12:45,574
Good. And that goes for anyone
339
00:12:45,659 --> 00:12:48,210
stopping to ask for directions
or offers to give you a ride
340
00:12:48,262 --> 00:12:49,761
or asks if you want to get in
their car and pet their puppy.
341
00:12:49,830 --> 00:12:51,613
- How cute is the puppy?
- Anna-Kat!
342
00:12:51,699 --> 00:12:53,115
[Laughing] Kidding.
343
00:12:53,167 --> 00:12:54,883
You guys are too easy.
344
00:12:54,969 --> 00:12:57,436
Okay, well, so, the library
is just right up there.
345
00:12:57,521 --> 00:12:59,371
Easy peasy.
346
00:12:59,457 --> 00:13:00,706
Easy peasy.
347
00:13:00,791 --> 00:13:02,758
Okay. What's your info?
348
00:13:02,843 --> 00:13:05,360
Phone number... 203-555-0145.
349
00:13:05,446 --> 00:13:09,131
Address... 23 Woody Lane,
Westport, Connecticut, 06880.
350
00:13:09,183 --> 00:13:10,732
- Perfect.
- Okay.
351
00:13:10,768 --> 00:13:13,085
Trial run's over.
You go back to the house.
352
00:13:13,170 --> 00:13:14,837
I'm ready to go it alone.
353
00:13:17,391 --> 00:13:18,991
[Sighs] She's ready.
354
00:13:19,076 --> 00:13:20,075
Yeah, but are we?
355
00:13:20,161 --> 00:13:22,678
I don't know. I'm so drained.
356
00:13:22,763 --> 00:13:24,546
Kids should really come
with a warning...
357
00:13:24,615 --> 00:13:26,048
do not have kids.
358
00:13:26,083 --> 00:13:28,550
359
00:13:28,586 --> 00:13:30,018
Anna-Kat is on her way.
360
00:13:30,070 --> 00:13:32,771
Good side... we're not
those crazy helicopter parents.
361
00:13:32,857 --> 00:13:34,506
Bad side... we let our favorite child...
362
00:13:34,592 --> 00:13:35,841
You're not even hiding it anymore.
363
00:13:35,926 --> 00:13:37,893
...go out into the big,
scary world by herself.
364
00:13:37,928 --> 00:13:39,828
- How can we do that?
- We're not.
365
00:13:39,864 --> 00:13:41,830
- How we coming, boys?
- It's up and running.
366
00:13:41,916 --> 00:13:43,632
We're following her with Cooper's drone.
367
00:13:43,667 --> 00:13:46,018
[Gasps] That's brilliant.
368
00:13:46,103 --> 00:13:47,653
Okay, we got eyes on her.
369
00:13:47,738 --> 00:13:49,988
[Gasps] There's my baby! She's alive!
370
00:13:50,074 --> 00:13:51,240
Oh, no, her shoelace is untied.
371
00:13:51,325 --> 00:13:52,958
She's gonna trip and crack her...
372
00:13:53,043 --> 00:13:54,826
Oh, she didn't need us to tell her.
373
00:13:54,912 --> 00:13:56,545
She's doing it on her own.
374
00:13:56,597 --> 00:14:00,048
I think this was a good decision.
375
00:14:00,134 --> 00:14:02,718
Oh, hey, there's Taylor and Eyo.
376
00:14:05,189 --> 00:14:07,723
Yeah, follow them.
377
00:14:07,808 --> 00:14:09,858
- What are you doing?
- Dad, that's not the mission.
378
00:14:11,395 --> 00:14:13,395
What the hell?
379
00:14:13,480 --> 00:14:16,148
Told you... it is on like James Caan.
380
00:14:16,233 --> 00:14:18,033
- It is.
- Greg, it's fine.
381
00:14:18,068 --> 00:14:19,868
- Keep your eyes on...
- That is not lit.
382
00:14:19,904 --> 00:14:21,236
Greg, stop!
383
00:14:21,288 --> 00:14:23,021
[Drone buzzing]
384
00:14:24,141 --> 00:14:25,040
- Ooh!
- Ooh!
385
00:14:25,075 --> 00:14:27,042
[Thuds, static crackles]
386
00:14:27,077 --> 00:14:29,745
Nice work, Greg.
Anna-Kat's off the radar.
387
00:14:29,830 --> 00:14:32,631
Why couldn't you let Eyo
play a little grab-ass?
388
00:14:32,716 --> 00:14:36,051
That drone was $5,000.
389
00:14:36,086 --> 00:14:38,220
We'll call it even for the broken plate.
390
00:14:46,082 --> 00:14:48,249
I'm calling the library
to make sure she made it okay.
391
00:14:50,053 --> 00:14:51,519
I'd be more worried about Taylor.
392
00:14:51,604 --> 00:14:52,987
You crashed a drone into her.
393
00:14:53,072 --> 00:14:55,172
Hi. I was wondering
if my daughter was there.
394
00:14:55,241 --> 00:14:59,460
She's 8, cute.
She's got red Converse sneakers.
395
00:14:59,495 --> 00:15:01,045
She's there. Oh.
396
00:15:01,130 --> 00:15:02,964
- Thank you.
- She made it!
397
00:15:03,049 --> 00:15:05,299
[Both laughing]
398
00:15:05,385 --> 00:15:07,368
- Oh.
- This is so ridiculous.
399
00:15:07,453 --> 00:15:08,686
She walked a few blocks,
and we're celebrating
400
00:15:08,771 --> 00:15:09,937
like the French when Lindbergh landed.
401
00:15:09,973 --> 00:15:11,105
I know!
402
00:15:11,190 --> 00:15:12,990
Wasn't he the guy
whose kid got snatched?
403
00:15:15,028 --> 00:15:16,594
Go clean the toilets, Cooper.
404
00:15:16,663 --> 00:15:19,213
Dude, she's serious.
405
00:15:19,282 --> 00:15:22,166
406
00:15:24,871 --> 00:15:26,470
[Doorknob squeaks]
407
00:15:26,556 --> 00:15:28,005
[Gasps] You're home!
408
00:15:28,091 --> 00:15:29,573
[Laughs]
409
00:15:29,659 --> 00:15:32,460
Oh! I'm finally glad you learned
to stop smothering me.
410
00:15:32,512 --> 00:15:34,178
How was your walk?
411
00:15:34,264 --> 00:15:35,963
- Great.
- I'm so glad.
412
00:15:36,049 --> 00:15:39,183
Until a car started driving
next to me real slow.
413
00:15:39,269 --> 00:15:41,152
- What?
- And then the window rolled down.
414
00:15:41,237 --> 00:15:43,337
- Who was it?
- Me.
415
00:15:43,389 --> 00:15:45,523
I followed her to make sure
she made it home safely.
416
00:15:45,524 --> 00:15:46,865
Thank you.
417
00:15:46,890 --> 00:15:50,561
I can't believe you let an 8-year-old girl
wander the streets all by herself.
418
00:15:50,647 --> 00:15:53,447
Technically, I'm still 7.
419
00:15:53,499 --> 00:15:56,851
What kind of mother are you?
420
00:15:56,936 --> 00:15:58,903
A gluten-feeding, non-grape-cutting,
421
00:15:58,988 --> 00:16:00,621
"letting them swim
right after they've eaten"
422
00:16:00,707 --> 00:16:03,474
mother of three who slams
the door on know-it-all moms.
423
00:16:03,559 --> 00:16:06,093
Leave me alone!
424
00:16:06,129 --> 00:16:07,428
[Door slams]
425
00:16:07,513 --> 00:16:10,164
That's how you deal with weirdos
who follow you home.
426
00:16:10,199 --> 00:16:11,449
Got it.
427
00:16:11,534 --> 00:16:14,418
428
00:16:18,408 --> 00:16:21,592
Katie: Apparently, Holly Kent
told everyone I'm a terrible mom.
429
00:16:21,678 --> 00:16:23,444
I hope she has another kid
430
00:16:23,479 --> 00:16:26,480
and they try for a third
and they end up with twins.
431
00:16:26,532 --> 00:16:28,883
I love it when that happens.
432
00:16:28,918 --> 00:16:30,935
- Katie.
- Tara.
433
00:16:31,020 --> 00:16:33,621
So we'll be seeing Autumn
at Anna-Kat's birthday party?
434
00:16:33,706 --> 00:16:35,790
Yes, and I'll be there, as well.
435
00:16:35,858 --> 00:16:37,008
It's a drop-off party.
436
00:16:37,093 --> 00:16:38,326
If I wanted an adult party,
437
00:16:38,361 --> 00:16:39,910
I would throw one and not invite you.
438
00:16:39,996 --> 00:16:42,730
Yeah, well, I'm not leaving
my child unsupervised.
439
00:16:42,765 --> 00:16:44,231
She's not going to be unsupervised.
440
00:16:44,317 --> 00:16:45,416
Greg and I will be there.
441
00:16:45,501 --> 00:16:47,468
We don't trust you
to look after our children.
442
00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:49,820
- "We"?
- Yes, we.
443
00:16:51,541 --> 00:16:54,675
Aw, man. Why don't I ever
have a crew behind me anymore?
444
00:16:54,727 --> 00:16:57,862
Five or six Cuban girls would
come in real handy right now.
445
00:16:59,582 --> 00:17:01,298
[Indistinct conversations]
446
00:17:01,367 --> 00:17:04,268
447
00:17:05,221 --> 00:17:06,237
[Laughter]
448
00:17:06,322 --> 00:17:07,705
Look at all this sugar.
449
00:17:07,790 --> 00:17:09,890
What's the theme of this party...
type 2 diabetes?
450
00:17:09,959 --> 00:17:11,258
- [Chuckles]
- Just being around it
451
00:17:11,310 --> 00:17:13,611
makes me want to go
to a sweat lodge in Sedona.
452
00:17:13,679 --> 00:17:15,329
What kind of mother allows this?
453
00:17:15,365 --> 00:17:16,797
The kind of mother that allows her child
454
00:17:16,866 --> 00:17:18,632
to roam the streets by herself.
455
00:17:18,718 --> 00:17:21,185
Autumn! You know better.
456
00:17:21,270 --> 00:17:22,787
Sugar kills.
457
00:17:22,872 --> 00:17:24,472
It's a Pixy Stick, Tara.
458
00:17:24,540 --> 00:17:26,674
Maybe if you pulled the stick
out of your...
459
00:17:26,726 --> 00:17:29,660
Tara, hi. I'm so glad
you and Autumn could make it.
460
00:17:29,746 --> 00:17:31,328
- Hey, Mom.
- Hola, Mrs. Otto.
461
00:17:31,414 --> 00:17:33,364
Oh, great. You're still here?
462
00:17:33,433 --> 00:17:34,465
Don't you have a home?
463
00:17:34,550 --> 00:17:36,317
Seven of them... Aspen, Lake Como...
464
00:17:36,402 --> 00:17:39,453
Shut up. Go finish landscaping
Lollipop Lane.
465
00:17:41,174 --> 00:17:44,225
Cooper, are your parents
at their home in Gstaad?
466
00:17:44,277 --> 00:17:46,410
Oh, it has a moat,
so technically it's a castle.
467
00:17:46,496 --> 00:17:48,496
Well, tell them we miss
seeing them at the club.
468
00:17:48,548 --> 00:17:50,481
But I miss them the most. I'm Sage.
469
00:17:52,852 --> 00:17:54,668
I love how everyone kisses your ass
470
00:17:54,704 --> 00:17:56,871
because your parents
are the richest people in town.
471
00:17:56,923 --> 00:17:58,139
Yeah, it's pretty deluxe.
472
00:17:58,224 --> 00:18:00,524
Grown men call me "sir."
473
00:18:00,610 --> 00:18:02,993
- I don't see Eyo. When's he coming?
- He's not.
474
00:18:03,079 --> 00:18:05,045
- And I have you to thank for it.
- Me?
475
00:18:05,098 --> 00:18:07,264
We both know this relationship
is a bad idea.
476
00:18:07,333 --> 00:18:09,116
I appreciate you scaring him off.
477
00:18:09,202 --> 00:18:12,353
Oh, you just had to go ahead
and agree with me
478
00:18:12,388 --> 00:18:14,221
and ruin everything.
479
00:18:17,493 --> 00:18:20,845
480
00:18:20,930 --> 00:18:22,963
I heard Eyo's not coming.
481
00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:27,868
- It's my fault.
- Yeah, it is.
482
00:18:27,937 --> 00:18:29,570
Look, I think Eyo is a great kid,
483
00:18:29,655 --> 00:18:31,205
but you have to understand
what it's like
484
00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:33,140
when you see your little girl
with her first boyfriend.
485
00:18:33,176 --> 00:18:34,842
It's not easy for me.
486
00:18:34,877 --> 00:18:36,243
But I'm not a little girl.
487
00:18:36,279 --> 00:18:37,528
[Chuckling] I know.
488
00:18:37,613 --> 00:18:40,714
But I have to start
getting used to that.
489
00:18:40,766 --> 00:18:41,916
I just want to make sure
490
00:18:42,001 --> 00:18:44,001
that you're making the right decisions
and not going too fast.
491
00:18:44,086 --> 00:18:48,305
Dad, I got it. You have to trust me.
492
00:18:48,374 --> 00:18:50,841
You're right. I do.
493
00:18:54,430 --> 00:18:55,412
Dad?
494
00:18:56,566 --> 00:18:59,166
Thanks for looking out for me.
495
00:18:59,218 --> 00:19:01,852
And don't worry...
sex is not on the table.
496
00:19:01,938 --> 00:19:04,939
Sex was on the table?
I was worried about second base.
497
00:19:06,492 --> 00:19:08,042
Since I'm now 8,
498
00:19:08,077 --> 00:19:10,227
I'm allowed to walk
to the library all by myself.
499
00:19:10,313 --> 00:19:11,312
How cool is that?
500
00:19:11,397 --> 00:19:13,481
- Awesome!
- No way!
501
00:19:15,218 --> 00:19:17,134
I want to walk to the library alone.
502
00:19:17,220 --> 00:19:18,252
Me, too.
503
00:19:18,304 --> 00:19:20,488
- No way.
- Absolutely not.
504
00:19:20,523 --> 00:19:22,356
I wouldn't be a good parent
if I let you.
505
00:19:22,441 --> 00:19:24,291
That's it. I don't want
to ruin Anna-Kat's party,
506
00:19:24,377 --> 00:19:25,626
but I'm not gonna stand by...
507
00:19:25,678 --> 00:19:28,596
Hey! You can't talk about
Mrs. Otto that way.
508
00:19:28,681 --> 00:19:32,082
Do you have any idea on what
type of mother Mrs. Otto is?
509
00:19:32,168 --> 00:19:35,219
Sure, she might come across
as rude and sarcastic
510
00:19:35,304 --> 00:19:38,439
- and uncultured and...
- Move to your next point.
511
00:19:38,474 --> 00:19:40,908
But Mrs. Otto is the best mom in town.
512
00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:42,576
I mean, look at this party.
513
00:19:42,628 --> 00:19:44,261
She did it all by herself
514
00:19:44,347 --> 00:19:47,198
without a party planner
or nannies or chefs.
515
00:19:47,283 --> 00:19:49,617
Who here can say
that they've ever done that?
516
00:19:49,702 --> 00:19:51,285
Heck, my last five birthdays,
517
00:19:51,337 --> 00:19:53,420
my parents haven't even been
in the country.
518
00:19:53,456 --> 00:19:55,589
She doesn't care how rich my family is.
519
00:19:55,625 --> 00:19:57,958
And she doesn't kiss up to me
like the rest of you.
520
00:19:58,010 --> 00:20:01,345
She calls me on my crap,
which I kind of like.
521
00:20:01,430 --> 00:20:02,846
It means that she cares.
522
00:20:02,932 --> 00:20:04,798
So, everyone, calm down.
523
00:20:04,850 --> 00:20:07,768
She let her daughter walk
to the library by herself.
524
00:20:07,803 --> 00:20:09,136
Big whoop.
525
00:20:09,188 --> 00:20:11,305
Now, leave her alone
or you're all off the list
526
00:20:11,357 --> 00:20:12,856
for the Juniper Hill Winter Gala.
527
00:20:14,443 --> 00:20:15,476
Comprende?
528
00:20:15,528 --> 00:20:16,944
[All murmuring]
529
00:20:16,979 --> 00:20:18,812
530
00:20:18,898 --> 00:20:20,364
Okay, cake time.
531
00:20:20,449 --> 00:20:21,315
Who wants gluten?!
532
00:20:21,367 --> 00:20:22,512
[Children cheering]
533
00:20:22,537 --> 00:20:24,618
Hey, hey!
534
00:20:29,398 --> 00:20:31,731
[Door opens, closes]
535
00:20:31,783 --> 00:20:34,286
Hey, Oliver, come get ready.
536
00:20:34,419 --> 00:20:36,135
We're taking the whole family
out to dinner.
537
00:20:36,170 --> 00:20:37,470
Oh, you should try Lonergan's on Elm.
538
00:20:37,505 --> 00:20:40,756
They have this Kobe steak
that's dry-aged for 125 days.
539
00:20:40,842 --> 00:20:43,643
Mm. We're going to
the Spaghetti Hut in Norwalk,
540
00:20:43,678 --> 00:20:46,178
where the meatballs
are also aged 120 days,
541
00:20:46,264 --> 00:20:49,065
but that's not on purpose.
542
00:20:49,150 --> 00:20:50,900
Well, I better be getting home then.
543
00:20:50,985 --> 00:20:52,351
Where the hell are you going?
544
00:20:52,437 --> 00:20:55,855
I said the whole family.
545
00:20:55,907 --> 00:20:58,240
But first, get your stupid Vespa
off my lawn,
546
00:20:58,326 --> 00:20:59,608
or I'll kill you.
547
00:20:59,632 --> 00:21:00,732
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