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Yep.
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Yep.
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Mm-hmm.
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So, what do you guys
want to do today?
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Well, hmm.
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We fixed Boomhauer's car.
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We've gotten Bill's house
as far as it's gonna go.
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Does anybody have anything
to varnish or weather-strip?
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I remember I need to...
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Oh, wait.
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Never mind.
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I did that this morning.
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Are you saying"-
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Oh, my God!
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We're out of projects!
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We have nothing to do.
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Ripped By mstoll
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MOSS:
And the sign-up sheet
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for the Asthma Olympics
is in the gym.
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And be sure
to pick up your tickets
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for this year's
homecoming dance.
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Dude, we got to ask someone
to the dance fast.
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More and more girls
are getting boobs,
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so there're not as many
desperate ones anymore.
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We can't rush
into a date, Joseph.
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It's just like when you go
to get ice cream at 61 Flavors.
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You don't just go
with the first tub of vanilla.
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You scope out the whole case.
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Dude, the football team got
most of the good ice cream.
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Vanilla sounds pretty
good right now.
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Oh, I need a girl.
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I need one now!
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You! Go to the
dance with me!
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Uh, okay.
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Eh, better than nothing.
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Oh, my God!
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I need better than nothing, too.
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I need to find a date.
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BILL:
Oh, look.
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Spongy's up to my cans.
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Good-bye, little beer cans.
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You tried your best to help me.
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Well, that's an impressive cart
Spongy's got there.
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Yeah, man, talking 'bout
like, like a dang ol'
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Battle-Cart
Galactica, man.
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Superb handling,
excellent turning radius.
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How did Spongy do it?
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I wonder if it's
the ball bearings or...
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Gyroscope?
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I don't know, low center of
gravity on that dang ol'.
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Well, I guess the only way
to find out
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would be to build
a super cart of our own.
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We found a project!
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(humming)
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(sighs)
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What was I thinking,
waiting this long to get a date?
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(gasps)
Oh.
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There's Kerry Harris.
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No one's asked her yet
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because she has
a tiny hole in her heart.
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Jackpot!
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Acne Pete is moving in!
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Go! Go!
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I...
Hi. You go to dance?
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I mean, you want to go
to the dance?
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I mean, you want, with me?
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I'm sorry.
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You're sweet,
but... no.
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I'm sorry.
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Thanks, but...
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Um, no.
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What do you think?
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Hmm, he's got possibilities.
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Could be a project.
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Agreed.
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You know, I always like
the way you say "project."
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It sounds so much nicer
than "target."
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Anyone sitting here?
I guess I am. Hi.
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Um, hi?
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Uh...
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Bobby Hill, I'm Bethany.
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Aw, you look so sad.
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A sad little Popsicle.
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Don't be a sad little Popsicle.
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I'm not sad, really.
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It's just that I'm probably
going to be alone
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for the rest
of my miserable life.
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(sighs)
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Hey, we could be your buddies.
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We'll be Bobby buddies.
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Aren't you both from
the advanced class?
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Girls like you never
talk to guys like me.
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Oh, no!
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We're breaking rules.
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We'll be thrown in jail!
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Will you visit us
in jail, Bobby?
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I'd like you to.
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Hey ya, girls.
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Hmm...
(gasps)
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Where'd you snag the cuteness?
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Am I the cuteness?
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(gasps)
Ooh, Bethy,
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his hair feels nice.
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I've never thought
about it, but,
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yeah, if bear cubs could talk,
they'd sound like me.
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Oh, Bobby, could you
be more precious?
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After taking a moment
to confer with myself,
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I've decided no, you could not.
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Dude, he's like
the girl whisperer.
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If this school was
a deck of cards,
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Bobby would be
the king of hearts,
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two of us would be jokers
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and the other one would be
that card with the rules on it.
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So, uh, where are you guys at
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with the whole homecoming thing?
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Because if you need a date...
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Yes.
I can't wait!
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This is such a magical day!
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Really?
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So, uh, which one of you
do I get to go with?
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You're going with all of us.
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Otherwise we'd fight for you.
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It'd get ugly.
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Triple date.
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I guess I have to get
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three corsages, but whatever.
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You know, it's fine.
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Dude, you have, like, three
girlfriends at the same time.
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You're like a movie star.
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Or a normal guy in France.
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I have no idea why these girls
are being so nice to me,
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but they asked me
on a date tonight.
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To the mall.
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And not to the
crapster mall either.
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To the Northside Mall.
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Whoa, you just
jumped ahead two malls.
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On your left.
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Bobby, don't forget
about us tonight.
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'Kay, Boo-boo Bear?
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(sighs)
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HANK:
So, big date tonight, huh?
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See what happens when you focus
and don't aim for the top?
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Actually, Dad, these are
A-list college-prep girls,
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and they're all over me.
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In a conversational way.
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Really? Huh.
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So, what's the name of the girl
you're taking out?
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Girls.
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Three girls.
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I know guys who
are good at sports
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who never pulled that off.
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Three? How did that happen?
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Best as I can figure,
I'm giving something off.
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I don't know.
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Looks kind of tippy.
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Not as tippy as the last five.
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I think we got it right
this time.
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All right, Bill, let her rip.
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(straining)
It's moving.
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It's moving!
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Glides effortlessly,
well-balanced.
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We pulled it off.
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It's not very pretty.
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I mean, it's functional,
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but personally,
I wouldn't be caught dead
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pushing a homeless cart
that looked like that.
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Huh.
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You're right.
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Well, I guess we could
gussy it up a bit.
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Bring it on back, Bill.
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Well, guys, I'm off to work.
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My job is making this day
a special one
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for three lucky ladies.
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(girls whooping, laughing)
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Yeah!
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Three-sewer wheelie!
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A new record!
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Go for four!
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Woo-hoo!
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Bobby-boy,
you ready to roll?
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Just let me get my bike.
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Forget it, just hop
on behind Decca.
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Behind?
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Okay.
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Bobby, don't sit back there.
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What are you doing? Switch.
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Bobby!
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Don't worry.
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We'll have him home late.
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Oh, my God.
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My boy is a... a girl.
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(shudders)
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Are you cooking bacon?
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What's wrong, Hank?
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Nothing.
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I just needed a
little something to...
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(sighs)
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It's Bobby.
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Oh, honey.
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This can't still be because
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Bobby sat on the back
of a girl's bike.
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It's not just that, Peggy.
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The girls picked him up.
They decided where to go--
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All the stuff Bobby should do.
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I, for one, think it is
a step in the right direction.
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You and I would have
started dating
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a lot earlier if
it would have been acceptable
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for me to ask you out.
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? Big wheels keep
on turnin'... ?
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Well, we finally got to
the bottom of Boomhauer's car.
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We thought it was
the starter motor,
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but it was actually
the alternator.
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You should see it sometime.
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I'm not doing anything
Friday night.
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Oh, good.
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I'll have Boomhauer
drive it over.
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00:09:09,966 --> 00:09:12,890
I'm all for equal rights
and women wearing pants
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and dying in combat
if they want to,
219
00:09:15,263 --> 00:09:18,312
but there's still some things
boys need to do.
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Look what the girls
won me at the arcade!
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Decca's got quite an arm.
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(sighs)
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I am still okay with this.
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(video game sound effects
playing)
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(Decca making laser sounds)
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Death blow.
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Boom goes the dynamite.
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Uh, son, why aren't you
playing the game, too?
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There's only three controllers.
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Besides, somebody's got to be
the snack-fetching boy.
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Bobby, soda.
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I'm on it.
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Why are you hanging around
with these girls?
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I bet you can't even tell me
which one's your girlfriend.
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Well, they all are, kind of.
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They take turns fussing over me,
combing my hair and stuff.
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It's great.
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But they don't treat you right.
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00:10:03,895 --> 00:10:06,569
It doesn't look like they
have much respect for you.
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And self-respect, son...
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(cell phone vibrating)
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How cute.
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They want me to dance
like a monkey.
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See, this is the kind of thing
I'm talking about.
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Look, Dad, all I know is,
before, I was toast.
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And now I'm going to homecoming
with three girls.
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So if they want me
to dance like a monkey,
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then watch this monkey go!
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(imitating monkey grunting)
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(chittering)
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So, the dance is in two days.
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Are we here to pick out
dresses for you girls?
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Nope.
Oh.
254
00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:45,903
Well, we need to figure out
what you guys are wearing.
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00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:48,614
I have a cummerbund
to color-coordinate.
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00:10:48,606 --> 00:10:50,153
You're so cute, Bobby.
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Isn't he?
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Given.
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00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:54,283
But what time
are you picking me up?
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Should we get a limo?
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I have a lot of questions.
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00:10:57,532 --> 00:10:58,875
(groans)
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00:10:58,867 --> 00:11:01,871
Hey, let's get Bobby pierced!
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00:11:02,036 --> 00:11:03,913
What?
Even better,
265
00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:04,914
give him a makeover!
266
00:11:04,914 --> 00:11:07,292
(cheering, giggling)
267
00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:10,671
? See the people walking down
the street ?
268
00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:13,890
? Fall in line just
watching' all their feet ?
269
00:11:13,882 --> 00:11:16,226
? They don't know
where they want to go ?
270
00:11:16,217 --> 00:11:18,891
? But they're walking in time ?
271
00:11:18,887 --> 00:11:21,731
? They got the beat,
they got the beat ?
272
00:11:21,723 --> 00:11:26,854
? They got the beat, yeah,
they got the beat... ?
273
00:11:28,229 --> 00:11:30,197
I'm uncomfortable.
274
00:11:32,901 --> 00:11:34,903
(drill whirring)
275
00:11:34,903 --> 00:11:37,372
Okay, Boomhauer, start her up.
276
00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:39,206
(engine starting)
277
00:11:46,581 --> 00:11:50,211
Behold, a great moment
in hillbilly science.
278
00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:53,384
Hillbillies discover that
four carts bigger than one.
279
00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:54,722
We did it.
280
00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:57,513
We built the ultimate
homeless guy super-cart.
281
00:11:57,508 --> 00:11:59,306
(sighing)
Dang it.
282
00:11:59,302 --> 00:12:02,181
I can't enjoy it
because my son is out there
283
00:12:02,180 --> 00:12:04,308
dancing like a monkey
for a bunch of girls.
284
00:12:04,307 --> 00:12:05,524
Face it, Hank:
285
00:12:05,516 --> 00:12:06,813
women are getting stronger
286
00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:08,819
and men are growing
more effeminate.
287
00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:10,855
In the future,
both men and women
288
00:12:11,022 --> 00:12:12,865
will visit the gynecologist,
289
00:12:13,024 --> 00:12:16,699
but only women will be getting
their money's worth.
290
00:12:16,694 --> 00:12:20,073
Thanks for letting us borrow
this man meat, Mr. Hill.
291
00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:21,666
(girls laughing)
292
00:12:21,658 --> 00:12:23,080
Poor Bobby.
293
00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:26,501
It's sad when someone so young
gives up their self-respect.
294
00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:29,750
He's got so much time
left for that.
295
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:32,468
I gotta get my mind off of this.
296
00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:35,634
Well, I suppose this is
as good a time as any
297
00:12:35,630 --> 00:12:37,758
to figure out the Internet.
298
00:12:41,344 --> 00:12:43,438
Now what do we do with our cart?
299
00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:45,682
Seems a shame to
just dismantle it.
300
00:12:45,682 --> 00:12:47,901
Man, talking 'bout no
dang ol' Spongy, man, I mean,
301
00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:50,611
dang ol' crazy, but man,
you know, he's people, man.
302
00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:51,900
Boomhauer's right.
303
00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:53,318
We should drive this thing
down to the park
304
00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:54,691
and give it to Spongy.
305
00:12:54,691 --> 00:12:56,785
Might be just the thing
that turns him around.
306
00:12:56,776 --> 00:13:00,451
Well, I was thinking
sell it to Spongy, but...
307
00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:03,199
As long as Spongy gets it.
308
00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:07,169
What is going on?
309
00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:08,913
Why don't you ring?!
310
00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:11,086
Now, ring!
311
00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:14,093
Personally, I've never
heard of anyone
312
00:13:14,085 --> 00:13:16,634
not being in the
mood for chicken,
313
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:19,098
but fine, we'll
just order pizza.
314
00:13:19,090 --> 00:13:20,717
Don't touch it!
315
00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:24,187
Terry and the girls said
they'd call me an hour ago.
316
00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:26,897
Bobby, have you been sitting
like that the whole time?
317
00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:28,687
Ugh, what if they don't call?
318
00:13:28,683 --> 00:13:30,230
I don't know what I'll do!
319
00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:31,899
The dance is tonight!
320
00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:33,441
Just call them.
321
00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:35,406
That's what men do: we call.
322
00:13:35,398 --> 00:13:37,901
Men call and women get called.
323
00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:41,279
Now, Hank, that is
a backwards way of thinking.
324
00:13:41,279 --> 00:13:42,451
(phone ringing)
325
00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:43,915
Hello?!
326
00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:45,749
Uh-huh, sounds cool!
327
00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:47,289
I am so there!
328
00:13:47,285 --> 00:13:48,912
They're picking me up
in an hour.
329
00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:50,879
(gasping)
I'm a mess.
330
00:13:50,872 --> 00:13:52,089
I have to do my hair!
331
00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:53,298
(squealing)
332
00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:56,886
Hank, this is perfectly
acceptable behav...
333
00:13:56,878 --> 00:13:58,880
Oh, I'm sorry.
I honestly tried.
334
00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:00,427
Have at it.
335
00:14:00,423 --> 00:14:02,050
No. No fixing nothing.
336
00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:03,267
You're grounded.
337
00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:05,353
But... but what about the dance?
338
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:07,643
You're not going anywhere
near these girls
339
00:14:07,638 --> 00:14:09,561
until you start
acting like a boy.
340
00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:11,730
How am I supposed to do that?
341
00:14:11,726 --> 00:14:13,774
You're just supposed to know!
342
00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:19,818
Psst! Hey!
343
00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:21,194
Boo-boo!
344
00:14:24,238 --> 00:14:25,706
Oh, no!
345
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,871
Sad Popsicle!
346
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:30,871
Sorry, girls, but my dad said
347
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:33,669
that I can't go to the
dance with you guys.
348
00:14:33,664 --> 00:14:35,917
Well, we're not going
to the dance anyway.
349
00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:38,261
Yeah, during the
homecoming football game,
350
00:14:38,252 --> 00:14:39,845
there's a secret party
under the bleachers
351
00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:41,885
that only really old
kids know about.
352
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:44,259
Kids who are like, 16.
353
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:48,893
Well, my dad is always wishing
354
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:51,858
I would go to more
football games.
355
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:53,893
(horn honks)
356
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:57,864
(grunting, groaning)
357
00:14:58,022 --> 00:15:01,242
My tiny arms weren't
meant for this.
358
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:03,862
Go on without me!
359
00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:04,828
(grunting)
360
00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:08,867
No wonder the homeless are...
(panting) so thin.
361
00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:14,839
(sighs)
362
00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:17,050
Hey, Hank Hill, I just
saw your hillbilly kid
363
00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:18,634
sneak out with those girls.
364
00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:20,924
I'm surprised they didn't
have to butter the window.
365
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,888
What? But he's grounded.
366
00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:24,598
Well, he's gone now.
367
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,592
They kept talking about
going under the bleachers.
368
00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:27,889
What's that redneck for?
369
00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:29,637
Under the bleachers?!
370
00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:33,562
Oh, no! That's where
kids at risk gather!
371
00:15:33,558 --> 00:15:34,901
I so with you!
372
00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:37,896
I want to see what underbelly
of underbelly look like.
373
00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:40,114
(fans cheering)
374
00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:43,906
BOY: I said, "Dude, I'm not giving
away my car; I'm selling it..."
375
00:15:43,901 --> 00:15:44,902
(grunts)
376
00:15:44,902 --> 00:15:46,870
Okay, lil' squirt...
377
00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:49,323
(glass shatters)
378
00:15:49,323 --> 00:15:51,121
Come on. Let's go.
379
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,963
HANK:
Where did I go wrong?
380
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:07,092
I can't believe Bobby
is under the bleachers.
381
00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:08,764
This is so hilarious!
382
00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:11,433
Leave it to hillbilly children
to think it's cool
383
00:16:11,429 --> 00:16:13,602
to hang out under
100 people's butts.
384
00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:17,478
Can somebody tell me
what's so great about this?
385
00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:21,482
I hear at the dance
there's punch and crepe paper.
386
00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:23,324
It sounds magical.
387
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:25,865
(grunting rock tune)
388
00:16:32,450 --> 00:16:34,168
Okay, this way.
389
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:37,664
? ?
390
00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:39,131
Hey, put that down, mister.
391
00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:40,124
You're not old enough to...
392
00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:41,296
Stay focused!
393
00:16:41,292 --> 00:16:43,010
We here to find your kid.
394
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:45,846
Let nature and parole officers
take care of the rest.
395
00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:55,560
Oh, my God, there he is!
396
00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:57,524
I can't wait to see his face.
397
00:17:03,314 --> 00:17:04,861
Hey, Spongy!
398
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:05,904
What?
399
00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:07,902
Man, we got, got
something for you,
400
00:17:07,902 --> 00:17:09,324
right, right here, man.
401
00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:15,159
Voil�!
402
00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:16,411
Your new home.
403
00:17:18,913 --> 00:17:20,881
Uh, yeah, this is great...
404
00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:26,421
If I want to get knifed
or murdered or poo-balled.
405
00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:29,344
Why don't you just paint
a target on my back?
406
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,768
I will take the tarp, though.
407
00:17:37,682 --> 00:17:39,104
Uh...
408
00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:41,819
That was kind of a long walk
getting here.
409
00:17:41,811 --> 00:17:43,905
That stir-fry looks good.
410
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,239
You, you want some?
411
00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:47,233
It's cat food.
412
00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:49,201
Hmm, yeah, okay.
413
00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:55,116
Great band, yeah.
414
00:17:55,116 --> 00:17:57,369
So sad.
415
00:17:57,368 --> 00:18:01,464
They have no idea this is the
highlight of their whole life.
416
00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:03,082
I go tell them.
417
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:06,086
? ?
418
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,177
(slapping)
419
00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:09,843
Why you hitting yourself, sucka?
420
00:18:10,006 --> 00:18:11,303
Bethany, are there gonna be
421
00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:13,768
any cute guys here
who aren't creeps?
422
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:15,887
I thought we were
gonna meet some guys.
423
00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:16,887
Meet some...
424
00:18:16,887 --> 00:18:18,889
What do you mean,
meet some guys?
425
00:18:18,889 --> 00:18:20,891
I'm your guy right here.
426
00:18:20,891 --> 00:18:22,063
You?
427
00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:23,356
No, Bobby.
428
00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:24,899
I meant like a real guy.
429
00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:26,238
You don't count, Bobby.
430
00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:27,903
Don't tell me you
thought you counted.
431
00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:29,900
But you came and picked me up.
432
00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:31,902
That makes me your date.
433
00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:32,869
Doesn't it?
434
00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:37,249
I thought you girls liked me.
435
00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:39,744
I'm your Boo-boo Bear, remember?
436
00:18:39,744 --> 00:18:43,248
Bobby, you're not really
boyfriend material.
437
00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:46,547
You were just fun to play
around with. That's all.
438
00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:47,919
What?! You mean like
439
00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:49,886
a stuffed animal or something?!
440
00:18:49,879 --> 00:18:51,506
That's not a bad analogy.
441
00:18:51,505 --> 00:18:52,882
Oh.
442
00:18:52,882 --> 00:18:56,307
Well, it was fun
while it lasted.
443
00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:57,679
For you guys.
444
00:19:05,895 --> 00:19:06,862
There you are, Bobby.
445
00:19:07,021 --> 00:19:08,238
Okay, come with me.
446
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:10,904
We are about to redefine
the word "grounded."
447
00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:12,618
Go ahead and yell at me,
448
00:19:12,610 --> 00:19:14,112
but there's nothing you can say
449
00:19:14,111 --> 00:19:16,864
that could make me feel worse
than I already do.
450
00:19:18,616 --> 00:19:21,165
Is everything all right?
451
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,083
Those girls didn't like me.
452
00:19:23,079 --> 00:19:25,628
I was just some game to them.
453
00:19:25,623 --> 00:19:28,547
Come on. Let's just
go home, Dad.
454
00:19:30,961 --> 00:19:32,508
Evening, ladies.
455
00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:34,553
Man, all three of you are tens,
456
00:19:34,548 --> 00:19:36,596
so, that like, makes you a 30!
457
00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:38,139
Collectively speaking.
458
00:19:38,135 --> 00:19:40,137
You can tell I'm
good at math, right?
459
00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:43,732
In spite of my deceptively
disheveled facade?
460
00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:46,523
What on earth
are you talking about?
461
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:48,863
Allow me to ensmoothen things.
462
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:51,240
My name is Randall.
463
00:19:51,232 --> 00:19:54,236
Wait, are those guys
hassling the girls?
464
00:19:54,235 --> 00:19:55,828
(chuckling)
465
00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:58,619
Dang it. I gotta go
take care of this.
466
00:19:58,614 --> 00:20:00,833
Bobby, I think I'd
better be the one to...
467
00:20:00,825 --> 00:20:04,875
No, Dad, I'll handle it.
468
00:20:06,163 --> 00:20:08,712
Is everything all
right, gentlemen?
469
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:10,426
Can I help you?
470
00:20:10,418 --> 00:20:12,637
Oh, easy, little fella.
471
00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:16,804
Look, these girls have been
a huge pain in my behind,
472
00:20:16,799 --> 00:20:19,143
but I can't have you
hassling them.
473
00:20:19,135 --> 00:20:22,856
If you need to beat me up,
so be it.
474
00:20:24,515 --> 00:20:26,893
Girls, while they're
beating on me,
475
00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:28,519
make a break for your bikes.
476
00:20:28,519 --> 00:20:29,816
Wow.
477
00:20:29,812 --> 00:20:31,814
The kid's a noble little dude.
478
00:20:31,981 --> 00:20:32,823
True.
479
00:20:32,982 --> 00:20:34,825
You girls are short-sighted
to overlook
480
00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:36,861
such outstanding sensibilities
481
00:20:36,861 --> 00:20:40,331
in this noble little
dude... and stuff.
482
00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:41,869
(chuckling)
(chuckling)
483
00:20:42,992 --> 00:20:45,370
(sighing)
(sighing)
484
00:20:45,369 --> 00:20:47,588
Let's go.
485
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:50,379
I'm walking you out
so that I know that you're safe.
486
00:20:50,374 --> 00:20:54,345
And if there is a door,
I am opening it for you.
487
00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:57,840
Don't think you're so
awesome, Boo-boo Bear.
488
00:20:58,007 --> 00:20:59,554
We were leaving anyway.
489
00:20:59,550 --> 00:21:01,848
Yeah, let's go.
490
00:21:06,891 --> 00:21:10,111
Well, I know these girls
don't appreciate you,
491
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:12,571
but one day there'll be
a girl who will.
492
00:21:12,563 --> 00:21:15,407
I hope she doesn't keep
me waiting too long.
493
00:21:15,399 --> 00:21:18,243
Bobby, women will always
keep you waiting.
494
00:21:18,235 --> 00:21:20,078
Did you know
it takes your mother
495
00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:22,823
20 minutes to get ready
in the morning?
496
00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:24,825
Eh, women.
497
00:21:58,275 --> 00:22:01,245
TEENAGE BOY: Why you hitting
yourself, sucka?
498
00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:12,500
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499
00:22:12,550 --> 00:22:17,100
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