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Ripped By mstoll
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Yep.
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Mm-hmm.
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Did you guys watch last night's
episode of Survivorguy?
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I can't believe he used
a snake like a lasso
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to swing across that ravine!
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That was amazing.
Dang ol' hardcore, man.
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Survivorguy's not tough.
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I've been using snakes as lassos
since the second grade.
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Dale, the man braves
the world's roughest terrain,
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armed only with willpower
and a knife.
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He's the greatest
American hero ever born.
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In Canada.
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Okay, you want to see willpower?
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For the next seven days,
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I will eschew modern luxuries
and live entirely off the land.
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I'll even postpone date night.
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Date night?
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Every Friday, Nancy and I share
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a romantic evening on the town.
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And we don't go home until
Nancy's out of money.
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Huh.
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I haven't taken Peggy
on a date since...
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Huh.
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Hank, man, you talkin' about
that thing about women, man,
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you got to keep that dang
ol' flame alive, man,
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pitch woo, too, man.
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Woo, huh?
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Well, I did see a coupon
to the Pasta Garden
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in the Sunday paper.
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A free iced tea with
the purchase of any appetizer.
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I'd love to take
advantage of that.
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I hope Peggy knows
how lucky she is.
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Hey, there...
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beautiful.
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Hank, what are you doing?
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I am approaching you
with romantic intent.
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Peggy, will you go
on a date with me this Friday?
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A date?
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Why? We're married.
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Wait, are you gonna
tell me something awful
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in a public place
so I won't make a scene?
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Na!
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Can't a husband
take his wife out on a date?
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I want to show you off.
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Is that crazy?
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It is the sanest thing
you've ever said.
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But what about Bobby?
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Friday is our game night.
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Bobby's 13 years old.
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I don't think he wants
to spend Friday night
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with his parents anymore.
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Come on, we could make this
a regular thing.
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Like cleaning the gutters
or re-grouting.
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Hank Hill,
if you treat me as tenderly
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as you treat those gutters,
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it's gonna be quite a night.
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Guess who found a bottle of
Old Spice underneath the sink?
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Mmm.
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(laughs)
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BOBBY:
Ladies and gentlemen,
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game on!
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Okay, last week, things
got a little hot,
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but I promise not to flip
over the board tonight.
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Honey, your father and I
are going out on a date.
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We were thinking of making
Fridays our regular date night.
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Date night?
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Oh, you got me!
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Okay, you can be the little car.
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Nice bluff, Mom.
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Wait, you're serious?
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Come on, Bobby.
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I know the box says
ages eight to 80,
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but it's supposed to drop
off a bit in the middle.
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Fine.
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I'll hit the mall with Joseph
and his football buddies.
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But don't blame me when
your dinner conversation stinks!
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Tell you what, we will
pick you up on our way home.
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Let's say 9:00?
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Fine, great, sure.
See you at 9:00.
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Have fun. Okay, then.
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I'm stranded out here in the
wild plains of Arlen, Texas...
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The Devil's Epiglottis.
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As the temperature plummets
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into the low 60s,
a sturdy shelter
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is all that stands between me
and certain death.
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It's funny.
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Out here, I'm so vulnerable
to the elements,
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yet more than anything,
I just miss my family.
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The loneliness,
that's what gets to you.
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(car door slams, car alarm
chirps, dog barking)
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(crickets chirping)
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BOBBY:
Date night.
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What's that about?
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The Hills used to be
a Bobby-centric family.
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What if I'm not the center
of their universe anymore?
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My dad and I
never do stuff together.
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He says it's safer
if we spread out.
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I can't believe I'm stuck at
the mall when I should be home
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watching my dad
tip over the Jenga stack.
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The guy's all thumbs.
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It's hilarious.
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You sure love
your parents, dude.
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You're gay.
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(chuckles)
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Look at us, Peggy.
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We're on a date.
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Isn't it exciting?
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So, Hank Hill,
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do you promise
to have me home by curfew?
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Well, sure.
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Unless the service is slow,
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I don't anticipate
there being a problem.
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(groans)
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Oh, uh,
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w-we didn't order these.
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They're complimentary, sir.
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Complimentary salad
and bread sticks?
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Hank, did you call ahead
and set this up?
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I wish I could take credit.
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This place just seems
to specialize in class.
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I don't care
if she doesn't have a head,
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that chick is hot!
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(sighs)
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You guys keep at it.
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I'm just gonna go
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wait outside for my parents.
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Uh, are you kicking me
on purpose?
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Hank, I am not kicking you.
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I am playing footsie.
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Oh, right.
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(chuckles)
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You're it.
(chuckles)
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(car approaching, Bobby groans)
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Finally!
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Boy, what a meal.
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I had no idea
what kind of things
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they were putting
inside ravioli these days.
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My friends, I hope you saved
room for coffee and dessert.
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Actually, coffee sounds great.
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Really? Well, in that case,
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uh, maybe I'll try
this thing right here.
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A wonderful
choice, Mr. Hill.
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Our Mount Vesuvius hot lava cake
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takes about 20
minutes to prepare.
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Will that be okay?
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Go for it, Hank.
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Lucky for you, I have
a 20-minute anecdote.
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When you're eight years old,
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New Orleans seems like the other
end of the world to you.
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(lock clicking)
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So this is how it ends.
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Date night!
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I wonder if it's too late
for me to coach in the NFL.
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I don't need to be
head coach right away.
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I'm willing to start out
as an offensive coordinator.
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(laughs)
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Peggy, would you join me
on my side of the booth?
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Hank Hill,
you are blowing my mind.
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(sighs)
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(cell phone ringing)
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Hello.
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Hello?
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That's all you got?
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Just what the heck is going on?!
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What do you mean?
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We're finishing dinner.
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We'll be there
to pick you up at 9:00.
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Oh, really?
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Well, you might want to
check your watch, buddy boy.
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It's 10:30!
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Oh, my God.
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Peggy, it's 10:30:
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10:30?!
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Where's Bobby?!
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Bobby, where are you?
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I'm at the Get In/Get Out.
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I hope you're happy.
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I'm watching prostitutes
buy panty hose.
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He's at the Get In/Get Out.
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(gasps)
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(alarm ringing)
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Bobby, uh, sometimes
married people
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get caught up in a
meal, and they...
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Bah!
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Honey, the thing is...
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Don't want to hear it!
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Honey, we had...
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La-la-la, nope!
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I can't believe it.
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I-I don't leave my sunglasses
in the car overnight,
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but I leave my boy
in a parking lot?
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If he takes a hammer
to our heads while we sleep,
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I would not blame him.
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It was an honest mistake,
but we apologized.
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Everything will be okay
in the morning.
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Right.
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He'll be okay in the morning.
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Hope you enjoyed your dessert.
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What's that?
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Hmm? Nothing.
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Oh, Bobby!
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Good morning!
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How do you figure?
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What is this?
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Breakfast.
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But...
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this is a homemade
chocolate chip waffle
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topped with strawberries
and whipped cream
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and surrounded by
a bacon perimeter.
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Guess I was feeling creative.
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Oh, Bobby, your father and I
feel so bad about last night.
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We lost track of time,
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and, well, your father
just had to have this lava cake.
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So you're saying
this is Dad's fault?
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We could spend all day
pointing fingers at your father,
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but would that
solve anything, Bobby?
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Comics?
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(both laughing)
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Well, all right.
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Morning, Bobby.
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Morning... Father.
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Make way for some hot syrup!
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Thanks, Mom.
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That meal was
unnecessarily decadent.
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It was a breakfast bribe.
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She's trying
to make me the scapegoat.
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KAHN:
Hey, Hank Hill!
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I knew rednecks abandoned
cars and refrigerators.
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Guess we can throw kids
on the list, too.
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(guffawing)
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Ah, dang it!
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Peggy told Minh, didn't she?
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She's gonna sell me out
to the entire neighborhood.
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(laughs)
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Sweet, helpless Hank,
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you wouldn't last
one day in the wild.
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Any skilled outdoorsman knows
the female of a species
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is always the most fierce
and calculating.
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That's why you never
fight a lady monkey.
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Yeah, Peggy Hill savage.
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She going to turn
your son against you...
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Unless you match her
bribe for bribe.
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You expect me to bribe my son?
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Bribe!
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Uh, hey, there, Bobby.
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About last night, uh...
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see, the thing is,
I was all ready to leave
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when your mother ordered
a cup of coffee.
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I'm not trying to say your
mother is responsible for this.
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In fact, that's what
I'm trying very hard not to say.
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Uh-huh.
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HANK:
Uh...
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Hey, uh, why don't
you hit the arcade.
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Go shoot yourself some...
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zombies and such.
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Um... okay.
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Thanks.
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Enjoy, Bobby. On me.
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Your dad.
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First a five-star breakfast
and now free cash?
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Dude, your parents are
competing for your love!
263
00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,972
You're like a child of divorce!
264
00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:05,896
Wow! I didn't know kids with
divorced parents had it so good.
265
00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:07,982
Oh, it's a sweet gig.
266
00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:11,732
My mom and dad are trying
to prove who loves me more.
267
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:14,359
What should I ask for next?
268
00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:16,282
The Cane Skretteburg concert.
269
00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:17,779
This Saturday night!
270
00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:22,000
It'll be wild and loud
and overflowing with chicks!
271
00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:24,744
My parents would
never let me go to that.
272
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:27,167
It's perfect!
273
00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:30,463
Unlike the majestic
North American cow,
274
00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:33,257
I can't subsist on grass alone.
275
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:37,554
I'm going to need to hunt
for food if I want to live.
276
00:12:37,548 --> 00:12:39,175
And I do.
277
00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:45,440
Sh-sha!
278
00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:46,899
Sh-shal
279
00:12:55,984 --> 00:12:58,237
Dang it, she made him nachos?
280
00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:02,957
(knocking)
281
00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:05,998
(weak sigh)
282
00:13:05,994 --> 00:13:07,667
(quietly):
Come in.
283
00:13:07,662 --> 00:13:08,879
Hey, Bobby.
284
00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:11,920
Did you have a good time
with the money I gave you?
285
00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:13,589
Eh. Guess I'm
just feeling
286
00:13:13,584 --> 00:13:16,303
a little down today, you know?
Well, sure.
287
00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:18,719
Your mother
chose coffee over you.
288
00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:20,183
That would upset anyone.
289
00:13:20,174 --> 00:13:22,518
Oh, I can't stay mad at her.
290
00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:24,387
She does so many little things
291
00:13:24,387 --> 00:13:26,731
to let me know
how much she cares.
292
00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:30,478
Uh, is there maybe one
big thing someone might do
293
00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:32,570
to show you they care?
294
00:13:32,562 --> 00:13:33,859
No.
295
00:13:33,855 --> 00:13:35,232
Unless...
296
00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:38,451
Well, there's a thing
I was hoping to go to
297
00:13:38,443 --> 00:13:40,946
on Saturday night, but... What?
298
00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:42,367
Well, it's a rock concert,
299
00:13:42,363 --> 00:13:45,458
and I'd need to stay out
a little past curfew.
300
00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:47,953
Guess I'll just ask Mom.
301
00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:48,999
We don't need her.
302
00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:50,121
How much past curfew?
303
00:13:50,121 --> 00:13:51,998
The concert would probably end
304
00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:55,377
at about the same time
I was being offered marijuana
305
00:13:55,376 --> 00:13:57,970
at the Get In/Get Out
the other night.
306
00:13:57,962 --> 00:13:59,760
Oh. Uh...
307
00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:02,976
Well, if it's really
important to you...
308
00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:06,221
And I've been thinking,
maybe I should get a new bike.
309
00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:08,973
You know, something that
could safely deliver me home
310
00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:12,273
when there's no one
I could count on to pick me up.
311
00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:14,942
I'm, uh...
312
00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:19,655
I-I�ll be back.
313
00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:20,776
(door closes)
314
00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:22,324
(chuckles evilly)
315
00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:29,452
I think this looks
about right for my son.
316
00:14:29,452 --> 00:14:31,955
Okay, so, do I
wheel it up front?
317
00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:34,753
Hank! What are
you doing here?
318
00:14:34,749 --> 00:14:35,420
Peggy!
319
00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:36,963
Uh... nothing.
320
00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:38,836
What are you doing here?
321
00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:41,965
Well, I... I also
am here for nothing.
322
00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:45,184
Wait. Are you buying
Bobby a bike?
323
00:14:45,176 --> 00:14:48,271
That depends... are you buying
him a cart full of toys?
324
00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:50,981
(gasps): Are you
accusing me of bribery?
325
00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:52,975
Are you guilty of bribery?
326
00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:54,727
I...
327
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:57,981
Oh, Hank, I feel so awful.
328
00:14:57,980 --> 00:14:59,903
I neglected
our sweet little Bobby.
329
00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:03,536
He needed me,
and I was not there for him.
330
00:15:03,528 --> 00:15:06,873
(sighing): Ah, yeah, we
both messed up, but...
331
00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:08,582
spoiling him with
ridiculous gifts
332
00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:10,952
isn't gonna make things better.
333
00:15:10,952 --> 00:15:12,169
Oh, you're right.
334
00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:14,584
This all started
because of our date night!
335
00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:17,083
He just wanted
to spend some time with us,
336
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:19,177
and we excluded him.
337
00:15:20,962 --> 00:15:23,806
I know what we have to do.
338
00:15:23,798 --> 00:15:25,971
So... we're
getting the bike?
339
00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:27,435
Not getting the bike?
340
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:28,974
What am I doing?
341
00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:32,975
Joseph, a lesser man would have
stopped at concert tickets.
342
00:15:32,974 --> 00:15:35,147
But I, being a dreamer,
343
00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:38,238
sent both my parents
on a shopping spree.
344
00:15:40,815 --> 00:15:42,783
Pardon me a moment.
345
00:15:44,986 --> 00:15:46,408
BOBBY:
Um, hey,
346
00:15:46,404 --> 00:15:49,408
you guys need help
unloading anything?
347
00:15:49,407 --> 00:15:52,877
The cars are empty, Bobby,
but we are not empty-handed.
348
00:15:52,869 --> 00:15:55,964
In fact, we got you
something very special.
349
00:15:57,999 --> 00:15:59,842
Us!
350
00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:02,963
You? You're giving me you?
351
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,964
All you wanted was
to be with your parents.
352
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,888
Well, Bobby,
consider that wish granted.
353
00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:10,933
We promise never to leave
you alone ever again!
354
00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:14,315
Never, ever, ever, ever, ever!
355
00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:25,993
HANK & PEGGY:
...and five, six, seven!
356
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:28,283
HANK (chuckles):
Well, how about that!
357
00:16:28,279 --> 00:16:31,374
Looks like I'm spending
the night at the Hotel Bobby.
358
00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:34,744
My Triple-A card is registered
in the name of Hank Hill,
359
00:16:34,744 --> 00:16:36,997
though I'm currently
traveling as a shoe.
360
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:39,670
Will that be a problem,
Mr. Hotel Manager?
361
00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:40,837
(chuckles)
362
00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:54,972
Good morning, Bobby!
363
00:16:54,972 --> 00:16:55,814
(gasps)
364
00:16:55,806 --> 00:16:56,932
How'd you sleep?
365
00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:58,150
Did you miss us? Ooh!
366
00:16:58,142 --> 00:16:59,519
We missed you!
367
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:00,987
Well, I barely slept at all.
368
00:17:00,978 --> 00:17:03,276
I was too excited
about all the things
369
00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:05,570
we're gonna do today
as a family.
370
00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:06,988
More family stuff?
371
00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:09,487
Last night didn't get it
out of your system?
372
00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:11,410
Are you kidding? We're
just getting warmed up.
373
00:17:11,405 --> 00:17:12,998
Okay, here's the thing:
374
00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:16,415
Hanging out with you guys
is all kinds of great,
375
00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:19,004
but tonight's the concert
at the Funzone.
376
00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:20,589
A rock concert?
377
00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:22,424
Bobby, there's nothing fun
378
00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:24,009
about going to a rock concert...
379
00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:27,213
...without your
380
00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:29,932
parents!
Oh, God!
381
00:17:30,091 --> 00:17:31,934
(slurping)
382
00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:43,938
(slurping)
383
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:49,402
In the wild, there is
no greater survival skill...
384
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:50,870
Dale,
385
00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:52,989
did you steal this stuff
from the neighbors?
386
00:17:52,989 --> 00:17:56,368
No. I trekked through the wild
and foraged for it.
387
00:17:56,367 --> 00:17:57,994
Ugh.
388
00:17:57,994 --> 00:18:00,167
There is no
greater survival skill
389
00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:03,883
than the ability to start a fire
without matches.
390
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:07,883
Lucky for me,
the Arlen plains are rich
391
00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:10,882
in natural
propane tank deposits.
392
00:18:10,881 --> 00:18:13,304
(hissing)
393
00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:15,474
Come on...
(quiet grunt)
394
00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:16,937
(explosion)
395
00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:25,354
Can you feel the electricity?
396
00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:27,948
We are gonna rock it
hard-core tonight!
397
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:30,489
What do we do till
the show starts?
398
00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:34,947
You know,
399
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,663
there's an arcade game
I want to play,
400
00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:41,413
but I just remembered,
it's a one-player game, so...
401
00:18:41,412 --> 00:18:43,881
I'll have to play by myself.
402
00:18:43,873 --> 00:18:46,467
I'll check you later.
403
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:47,802
Whew!
404
00:18:49,712 --> 00:18:51,714
It's awful, Joseph.
405
00:18:51,714 --> 00:18:53,637
My only moment of privacy today
406
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,931
was in the bathroom...
And even then,
407
00:18:55,926 --> 00:18:58,896
my mom sat outside
the door and sang to me.
408
00:18:59,055 --> 00:19:00,978
Dude, that's pretty weird.
409
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:03,442
Unless... What song was it?
410
00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:05,903
HANK: Hey, Bobby! Look at me!
Bobby!
411
00:19:06,062 --> 00:19:08,281
I'm skiing! Bobby!
412
00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:14,244
Oh! What happened?
Did you win?
413
00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:16,238
PEGGY: Are you dead? Those
trees are so blurry.
414
00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:17,956
I think you're
going light-speed!
415
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:21,164
Hey, Bobby.
416
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,207
Joseph said you're going
417
00:19:22,203 --> 00:19:24,001
to the Cane Skretteburg concert.
418
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:27,000
We should headbang when
they play "Screeching Weasel."
419
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:30,173
Well, I was planning
to go to the concert, but...
420
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,967
Hi! Peggy Hill!
421
00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:33,964
I love Cane Scattersmith!
422
00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:36,012
I also love my son, Bobby!
423
00:19:37,635 --> 00:19:39,854
Um... have fun.
424
00:19:40,930 --> 00:19:42,648
Hank! Grab Bobby's hand!
425
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,517
We'll be a family chain!
426
00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:48,729
No more!
No more family time!
427
00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:50,276
No more following me around!
428
00:19:50,272 --> 00:19:52,741
I can't gotdang take it!
429
00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:54,986
But... you wanted
to be with us.
430
00:19:54,985 --> 00:19:57,454
You felt so alone;
you had nightmares.
431
00:19:57,446 --> 00:19:59,198
(groans)
I was faking.
432
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:03,248
Now, don't get me wrong,
I was upset when you forgot me.
433
00:20:03,244 --> 00:20:05,246
I would've gotten over it
eventually,
434
00:20:05,246 --> 00:20:07,749
but then I found
myself at the center
435
00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:10,376
of a full-blown
gift-giving competition.
436
00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:12,799
And that's not
a bad place to be.
437
00:20:12,795 --> 00:20:15,139
Your father should not
have tried to pay you off.
438
00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:16,553
That was wrong.
Me?
439
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:20,179
Peggy, you woke up at 5:00 a.m.
to cook the boy breakfast.
440
00:20:20,177 --> 00:20:22,225
Only because
he was acting so upset.
441
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:23,973
He wouldn't even talk to us!
442
00:20:23,973 --> 00:20:25,975
Because you guys left me alone
443
00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:29,445
in a scary parking lot
for an hour!
444
00:20:29,437 --> 00:20:30,984
Huh.
445
00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:33,574
I guess we all
made some mistakes.
446
00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:38,454
But if time to yourself
is what you really want...
447
00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:45,081
(rock music playing)
448
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,717
Abbondanza!
449
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:57,302
Now I guess you're gonna
need a new shelter.
450
00:20:57,298 --> 00:20:59,847
Good thing you're such
a skilled outdoorsman.
451
00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:05,064
Okay, I quit.
452
00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:08,814
(thunder rolling)
453
00:21:08,809 --> 00:21:11,608
The skies have grown hostile.
454
00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:13,402
I've got a lot of work to do
455
00:21:13,397 --> 00:21:15,399
if I'm gonna make it
through the night.
456
00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:57,733
CLERK: So... we're getting the bike?
Not getting the bike?
457
00:21:57,942 --> 00:21:58,943
What am I doing?
458
00:22:01,500 --> 00:22:09,500
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